Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this very Christmas, very
Speaker 1: horny episode of its production of by Heart Radio. My
Speaker 1: name is Jack. That over there is my co host,
Speaker 1: mister Miles Gray.
Speaker 2: Ya about me.
Speaker 3: Still a bit under the weather, but here to look.
Speaker 3: When we're talking about horny Christmas, I'm talking.
Speaker 1: About horny Christmas and pulp fiction.
Speaker 3: Hit me with that track, hit me with that adrenaline,
Speaker 3: hit me with that horny Christmas phile.
Speaker 1: You were, you were getting rest, you were out for
Speaker 1: two hours, and then the idea of horny Christmas crossed
Speaker 1: your mind and you were.
Speaker 3: Like you I could feel her put a permanent marker
Speaker 3: on my chest, right where my heart was, and I went, wait,
Speaker 3: I already know, don't worry, you don't even have to
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 2: I'm up.
Speaker 1: She had a knife. You were like, ohh whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: what's that? Who nothing? Nothing. I I was gonna try
Speaker 1: and wake you up.
Speaker 2: I think the horny Christmas episode, you guys are. I
Speaker 2: think you're recording that right now.
Speaker 1: We're thrilled to be joined by two of the producers
Speaker 1: on this very show. Super producer beg Yo Yo bab
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yo, yeah yeah yo. What's that Bell, what's up?
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: You know a A.
Speaker 1: We're also thrilled to be joined by super producer Victor Right, Victor, Yo.
Speaker 5: Is this horning? Is this movie horny? What is this?
Speaker 5: What is this horning? Is this bottle horning? Okay?
Speaker 2: And from h R.
Speaker 1: Bottle horny? It's time?
Speaker 3: This is a Oh have somebody to pop somebody popped in?
Speaker 3: Are you somebody popped in? Are you about to pop out?
Speaker 2: You're not going to introduce me chang? I guess what
Speaker 2: I thought. That's why I thought. He showed himself on camera.
Speaker 6: He was.
Speaker 1: He was like, did you just say you have nothing
Speaker 1: to add before we start?
Speaker 4: I'm just here to be taciturn and deflating and make
Speaker 4: sure you guys don't get too worked.
Speaker 1: Up, all right, in our fifth seat by our taciturn
Speaker 1: deflating editor of the show producer behind the scenes. He's
Speaker 1: always here in the background making sure that we don't
Speaker 1: get too excited.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let me see everyone's hands, the editor.
Speaker 6: All right, So we do this every year.
Speaker 1: We will do this every year until Christmas accepts that
Speaker 1: it is the horny holiday. We don't need Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: Christmas is our horny holiday. We've talked before it is
Speaker 1: naturally humanities breeding period. Like when you look at when
Speaker 1: the most birthdays are, they all happen nine months after Christmas.
Speaker 1: The idea here, presumably was that you wanted to have
Speaker 1: the kids right after the harvest, back in the day,
Speaker 1: so you could feed the babies, get fat, get everybody fat,
Speaker 1: fed up, and so we have all reason. That's my thinking,
Speaker 1: that's my kind of what I've always had in the
Speaker 1: back of my head.
Speaker 3: Are you that you remember this is just from your
Speaker 3: academic rights, the harvest, you know, just yeah, like that
Speaker 3: that would make sense.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's twofold, right, everybody's like inside together,
Speaker 1: you know, at this time, So there's that, and you
Speaker 1: know you need body warmth to stay warm when it's
Speaker 1: told out. But then also I think it works out
Speaker 1: well from when the babies are born because it does
Speaker 1: come after the harvest, as we all know TDZ does
Speaker 1: for new listeners. TDZ takes a month and a half
Speaker 1: off in the summer for the harvest so we can
Speaker 1: go out more of the field.
Speaker 2: That's how we stay connected.
Speaker 1: But so that's always been my understanding is like we
Speaker 1: have this I don't know how much of it is natural,
Speaker 1: how much of it is cultural. But we have a
Speaker 1: lot of like these pagan rigs tools that are meant
Speaker 1: to get like people in this mindset get horned up
Speaker 1: for one another and then laid across the top of it. Though,
Speaker 1: And the reason that this it's not traditionally known as
Speaker 1: a horny holiday, we have Christianity anti horny like mindset ideology,
Speaker 1: and so they lay across it a story about like
Speaker 1: the least horny thing possible child birth or who's the
Speaker 1: fun I mean, it is scandalous, but yeah, we don't
Speaker 1: know who the father is. But also it's like the
Speaker 1: worst case scenario for having sex is like you have
Speaker 1: a you're trying to give birth, but like there's no bathroom,
Speaker 1: there's no go You're like.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I gotta going lot for donkeys.
Speaker 1: You want to do it in the donkeys? What about
Speaker 1: you go there and give birth like the least comfortable place.
Speaker 1: So anyways, and you have your Christian morality across the
Speaker 1: top of it. So it creates this weird blend of
Speaker 1: like horniness anti horningis And so I think there's like
Speaker 1: a underacknowledged horniness which is why movies like Love actually
Speaker 1: are so popular because they were finally just like horny
Speaker 1: movie about Christmas, Christmas and horny, and people are like,
Speaker 1: I love it even though it's bad. It's just my
Speaker 1: take on love actually.
Speaker 2: But isn't I mean?
Speaker 3: Because there's also that like there was a pagan festival
Speaker 3: right that the Christians were like, yo, we need to
Speaker 3: fucking we need to co opt this. Yeah, but that
Speaker 3: festival was like debauched from what I understand, I believe
Speaker 3: like it was about the pagan deity soul Invictus, and
Speaker 3: people were getting naked and all fucked up and shit
Speaker 3: because of that.
Speaker 2: And then I think they're like, hey, man, you mind
Speaker 2: toning it down?
Speaker 3: So I wonder if those origins they cannot be subdued
Speaker 3: even by the Bible thumping in our faces and that
Speaker 3: what I mean.
Speaker 1: Well, the number one thing that is going to lead to,
Speaker 1: you know, people having sex with one another is is
Speaker 1: like parties and getting drunk and like that. Christmas is
Speaker 1: the time, like it is the time that the most
Speaker 1: alcohol is consumed year round. So I think that's a
Speaker 1: big contributor to why the number one time for birthdays
Speaker 1: is still nine months after Christmas.
Speaker 2: It's that August to October run.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, yeah, but like specifically like it you really
Speaker 1: see it take off like straight up nine months after,
Speaker 1: like Christmas to New Year's like people, Hey, you know, fucking.
Speaker 3: Here's a Christmas story for the listeners. I was conceived
Speaker 3: after a Christmas.
Speaker 1: I know, man, this is your show.
Speaker 2: Maybe this is.
Speaker 3: Why it resonates with me so much. And to that end,
Speaker 3: I wonder if that's when Prince.
Speaker 2: Harry was too. I'll have to bring that up. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna when I meet him, I'm gonna say, dude, when
Speaker 2: were you conceived?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm conceived after Christmas and we get the exact
Speaker 3: same birthday due that's kind of weird.
Speaker 2: Wh why are you pulling me away?
Speaker 1: But so we've talked about like there's plenty of like
Speaker 1: weird horny songs, plenty of weird horny movies in the past,
Speaker 1: like love Actually.
Speaker 3: They get away with a lot, though you know songs
Speaker 3: get away with a lot.
Speaker 2: Consent does not.
Speaker 3: Exist in these like crooner songs and have from like
Speaker 3: come on baby, your husband's gone, let's hang out in
Speaker 3: my chevron drink baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, So we're gonna cover just more of the same
Speaker 1: some of the kind of weird horniness that people would
Speaker 1: like to pretend it is not there, but it's always there.
Speaker 1: It's not going anywhere, baby, And I think we want
Speaker 1: to talk a lot about Tim Allen today.
Speaker 2: For some reason, enemy number one public.
Speaker 1: Enemy number one of the Horny Christmas movie. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: of course now sequests the Ultimate Christmas Movie. He's been
Speaker 1: in a couple kind of iconic Christmas movies, despite the
Speaker 1: fact that I don't think of him as like an
Speaker 1: iconic film actor. But I recently we accidentally watched the
Speaker 1: first like fifteen minutes of Christmas with the Cranks. Iconically
Speaker 1: I have been talked about this, uh and iconically I
Speaker 1: recently watched the first fifteen minutes of Christmas with the
Speaker 1: Cranks because it was like alphabetically right after a Christmas
Speaker 1: Story on Amazon Prime, I guess, and so it just
Speaker 1: like ran right into that. And that is a movie
Speaker 1: that plays at uh, you know, Tim Allen and Jamie
Speaker 1: Lee Curtis and they just keep being like, you know,
Speaker 1: ready to jump all over each other.
Speaker 6: And really, yeah, she's like hot in it, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's she's like hot in everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, but like everything every they.
Speaker 1: Dowdy her up at the beginning of it, and then.
Speaker 3: Uh, Catherine O'Hara too is surviving Christmas right to the
Speaker 3: point where, like when you watch a movie like that,
Speaker 3: you get suspicious. You're like, they're gonna make her hot
Speaker 3: like now with their hair looking like that, Like that's
Speaker 3: I know there's gonna be by the end of the
Speaker 3: second act, we're gonna have some kind of glow up
Speaker 3: and sure enough, also very horny movie.
Speaker 2: I'll get to that at some point.
Speaker 1: But anyways, Christmas the Cranks. I stopped watching because I
Speaker 1: was sitting with my kids and there's a part where
Speaker 1: she's like, all right, we're going on this cruise together
Speaker 1: and jumps on him and they're like, what's happening. I said,
Speaker 1: not on my watch, Tim Allen, you won't.
Speaker 2: Let's put on a safer Tim Allen movie. The Santa Clause.
Speaker 1: The Santa Clause, and thus enters producer Victor Wright, who
Speaker 1: is a clause head.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7: I got sucked up this weekend and dove deep into
Speaker 7: the Santa Claus lore. You had to get brave, Yeah yeah,
Speaker 7: I mean the first movie I wrote it as a horror,
Speaker 7: like a body horror film and rewatching it. It is
Speaker 7: like he's trying to shave the Santa Claus beard off
Speaker 7: of him and then it just grows back.
Speaker 1: He can't lose weight.
Speaker 7: It's like he's just succumbing to this illness of becoming
Speaker 7: Santa Claus. If Sounenberg this he did, he could do
Speaker 7: this exact same plot just in a Cronenberg movie.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: So the idea is because I've never seen the Santa Claus.
Speaker 1: You have like edited articles about the Santa Claus too
Speaker 1: busy editing articles and talking on podcasts about the Santa
Speaker 1: Claus to actually watch it. But the premise is that
Speaker 1: he kills Santa Claus, and when you kill Santa Claus,
Speaker 1: you become Santa Clauses.
Speaker 2: Keep Yeah, he put the coat on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh so the coat is the thing.
Speaker 3: But then was it predestined? Because his name is Scott
Speaker 3: Calvin sc Santa Claus.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 1: I love initials, don't they? And his initials are JC.
Speaker 1: And that's gonna be subtle. Most people won't get it
Speaker 1: at first, but in a hundred years, No, they're studying
Speaker 1: this text.
Speaker 3: Now we're gonna do riffing on Jesus movies because you
Speaker 3: bet that's a movie. Were's almost on the JC jacket
Speaker 3: Body or movie.
Speaker 2: Anyway, that's up for grabs, Disney.
Speaker 1: So body horror he get, he gets roly poly? Is
Speaker 1: where where does the horningess man?
Speaker 5: There's some stray horning?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, big old dick or what do you mean easy?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: This ship?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry. Have you seen the movie? Have you
Speaker 1: seen the movie Big, which is a kid's movie about
Speaker 1: a body horror thing. And he takes a long beat
Speaker 1: to like look down at his dick and be.
Speaker 3: Like, wow, this was the full seven years of evolution
Speaker 3: passed Big those nineteen eighty eight, This was nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 1: I think he says the line in the movie he
Speaker 1: looks down and he goes, wow, Tom Hanks has a
Speaker 1: big dick, the actor, The actor Tom Hanks has a
Speaker 1: big dick, all right, So nothing to do with that.
Speaker 1: But what what just like ambient horning us?
Speaker 7: Well, it begins with an office Christmas party and someone
Speaker 7: makes an announcement, Hey, shout out to this executive. We
Speaker 7: won't tell his wife what he's doing right now. And
Speaker 7: he's like making out with an assistant or something, just
Speaker 7: like on his lap yeah. And then later on, once
Speaker 7: Tim Allen like goes to the North Pole, he meets
Speaker 7: Judy the Elf, who's played by a nine year old girl,
Speaker 7: and they have this really strange exchange where he Tim
Speaker 7: Allen says, you know, I must say that you look
Speaker 7: pretty good for your age, and she said she's twelve
Speaker 7: hundred years old and she responds with thanks, but I'm
Speaker 7: seeing someone in wrapping. Just a very strange thing for
Speaker 7: some of the forties. Yeah, it's a weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, visually weird because you're like, I get the bit
Speaker 3: is like, wow, you're twelve hundred and you look nine
Speaker 3: right right. The other part it's like, well, how did
Speaker 3: she take? Okay, well, anyway, I don't know, you're giving
Speaker 3: off Scott Calvin.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and saying you look pretty good for like yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't like it's Scott yeah, Klaus, Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: there is that what's the let the right one in?
Speaker 1: Is that what it's called that like the vampire Scandinavian
Speaker 1: vampire movie that has like a weird the little girl
Speaker 1: is a vampire, but there is like a weird tension
Speaker 1: there and uh yeah, it plays with the creepiness of
Speaker 1: you know what what should have also been acknowledged in Twilight,
Speaker 1: which is that that guy is in his thousands, he
Speaker 1: was around like in the Civil War and is hanging
Speaker 1: out at ice school.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 8: I actually rewatched it and that that occurred to me,
Speaker 8: and I'm like, holy shit, like he just in a classroom,
Speaker 8: was like I'm I'm into this girl and she's like.
Speaker 1: Whying you hear specific It's just.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, like fantasy writing for people with really questionable desires.
Speaker 3: I mean, in the context of being a vampire.
Speaker 1: You're meant to think about it too deeply.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was thinking about Scandinavian horror films while I
Speaker 7: was watching the Santa Clauses.
Speaker 5: By the way, so thank you.
Speaker 1: For being famous Scandinavian horror franchise, Santa Claus.
Speaker 7: I was gonna say, the real horning has comes in
Speaker 7: Santa Claus too, where for some fucking reason, he needs
Speaker 7: a missus clause or else he'll like cease to be
Speaker 7: Santa Claus. Uh, and that I just wrote that.
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones ship and it's weird, like you must
Speaker 1: give me a male heir.
Speaker 7: What happened to the other missus clause? Because he killed
Speaker 7: Santa in the first movie. Does she just disappear. What
Speaker 7: happened to her? This is never explained in the movie.
Speaker 7: And then he goes back.
Speaker 1: We know that missus clause was still around. Maybe the
Speaker 1: previous Santa.
Speaker 2: They don't even bring up a missus just don't bring
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, mentioned, but you need a missus claw, you
Speaker 1: need a missus clause, so he must have. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, maybe the previous Sanda didn't have a missus clause,
Speaker 1: but you need one. It's in the bylaws, in the clauses.
Speaker 2: It's brought up very briefly in the show miss clause.
Speaker 1: Yeah, technically no, the missus clause.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 3: In the movie, Bernard the Elf is like, but there's
Speaker 3: one more thing, the missus clause.
Speaker 2: It's like, what the hell is that? Because he's been
Speaker 2: doing it.
Speaker 3: For like a bunch of years since the first movie anyway.
Speaker 3: So yeah, he's got to find him a wife.
Speaker 7: Within one month. He has like twenty eight days to
Speaker 7: find a wife. He goes on one date with Molly
Speaker 7: Shannon and she's like full on Christmas fetish, like has
Speaker 7: a buff Santa sweater, has like a risk like a
Speaker 7: bracelet that's just decked out with Santa she like sings
Speaker 7: to him and he's embarrassed so he walks away or
Speaker 7: some shit like that.
Speaker 1: And I guess does she sing Santa Baby? She's I.
Speaker 7: I think it was a knockoff because they probably couldn't
Speaker 7: get the real the right.
Speaker 2: Baby Disney is famously very stinchy.
Speaker 3: They're like, I don't know, man, can we afford their
Speaker 3: licensing for this Earth of Kids?
Speaker 7: So for one week tam Allan just love bombs his
Speaker 7: son's principal and he uses all of his magic to
Speaker 7: give her exactly what she wants for Christmas, makes a
Speaker 7: sleigh ride with snow has a missiletoe like pop up
Speaker 7: when they were already about to kiss. You could have
Speaker 7: saved your magic for something else. And then when he says, oh,
Speaker 7: I'm Santa Claus, she's like okay. And then he says,
Speaker 7: I need you to marry me right now, or else
Speaker 7: no child will get Christmas presents ever again, and you'll
Speaker 7: destroy Christmas. So she marries him and then lives with
Speaker 7: him in isolation for the rest of her life.
Speaker 2: Very bizarre to dress.
Speaker 3: The proposal does come under duress, like where it's like
Speaker 3: and Christmas hinges on.
Speaker 2: You agree with me now, yes, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Usually they will have something in the clause that's like
Speaker 1: only loves true kiss or true love's kiss. Nah, make
Speaker 1: this here. They're just like, we just need to technically
Speaker 1: get you married, my man. It's like a green card situation.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The subheading section one just says needs to be a female.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are not cool with that other that's it.
Speaker 3: That's just about like this as specific as it gets,
Speaker 3: which is very weird. It's like, just get married please,
Speaker 3: There's there's no missus clause then fuck yeah, I mean
Speaker 3: Santa Claus, that's uh. It's gotta be a hard life.
Speaker 3: And honestly, I don't know. I don't know if if
Speaker 3: I was in that position, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Want to fucking marry Santa. Like I have to live there,
Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would be so in just getting to live
Speaker 1: in the North Pole.
Speaker 2: And you don't ever see your kids again.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but like I get to come by every
Speaker 1: once in a while and be like hey once a year.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, do you have to get down with Sanna though,
Speaker 8: Like I don't know about that, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Yeah, I mean, well, we're gonna get into why
Speaker 1: I'm okay with that clause, that part of the clause, and.
Speaker 7: Then I just threw on some stray horniness. H Tim
Speaker 7: Allen's gonna go on a date, and Judge Reynold is like, fuck, dude,
Speaker 7: you look so hot right now? You look hot, and
Speaker 7: he's trying to like give him confidence. But I've never
Speaker 7: said that to a friend before they go to a date.
Speaker 7: I'm just like, oh, you look good. I'm excited for you,
Speaker 7: right yeah. But he's like, I've been fishing. I have
Speaker 7: been fishing. Yeah, Like Victor, what do you think about
Speaker 7: to go out on date night with the misses?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you look fine. Cool? Do you have a good time?
Speaker 1: Look cool, dude?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool. That wu Tang hockey jerseys all fish net.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 7: And then of course the B plot is that Santa
Speaker 7: makes a clone of himself that's like a ken doll
Speaker 7: who turns into an evil Mussolini like character. And uh,
Speaker 7: when he's introduced, he's completely naked and you see like
Speaker 7: his ass and everything. So not as horny as you
Speaker 7: would expect, but still more than you would hope, because
Speaker 7: he went into the cloning device fully clothed.
Speaker 1: And that's the same and he's like big, right, he's big, like.
Speaker 5: Sam, Yeah, he's the same size.
Speaker 1: But then Kendall version is built like a Ken doll
Speaker 1: or built.
Speaker 5: Like built like there's no anatomically incorrect.
Speaker 1: Okay, I gotta go. Yeah, all right, damn, and now
Speaker 1: I'll never have to see the Santa Claus. And that's
Speaker 1: the service that we provide here on the Daily Zeitgeist.
Speaker 7: I watch it every year, and these movies get worse
Speaker 7: every single time.
Speaker 2: It is crazy. That is a thing that happens with
Speaker 2: so many.
Speaker 6: Of these movies. Yeah, scaryly.
Speaker 2: Oh, if you want some good body horror, check it out.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that elf thing like creep me out. I don't
Speaker 8: even know if I want to watch it anymore, but
Speaker 8: I'm like.
Speaker 3: Curious, look pretty good, pretty You're definitely not missing out.
Speaker 1: Make her in her twenties if you're gonna make that joke.
Speaker 3: Ye like a normal nineties movie, like a normal twenty
Speaker 3: year age difference, right, but a nine year.
Speaker 1: Old is so like even in the nineties, they should
Speaker 1: have been like well, yeah, anyways, let's uh, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk about other
Speaker 1: secretly conflictedly horny bit of Christmas culture, We'll be right back,
Speaker 1: and we're back.
Speaker 2: We're back.
Speaker 1: So this creates like a weird dissonance, right where like
Speaker 1: you have some things that are just like the media
Speaker 1: not being able to like get their mind around the
Speaker 1: fact that Christmas is horny and so they like write
Speaker 1: these bullshit articles about how like there are your head
Speaker 1: around this fact? Right, Well, there's this one article the
Speaker 1: Daily Mail, the superducer Victor found that is just I
Speaker 1: found found it.
Speaker 5: Actually I found it and sent it to Miles.
Speaker 1: So what you said just with you, actually I incepted.
Speaker 2: You always against me.
Speaker 3: You're always against me, and you're taking advantage of me
Speaker 3: and my incapacitated flew like steak.
Speaker 1: Steak, state steak. Hey, we're just gonna go with steak.
Speaker 1: So the headline is, are you obsessed with Christmas jumpers?
Speaker 1: You might have a sexual fetish for wool, scientists says,
Speaker 1: And then it's just all about how like some people
Speaker 1: are into like seeing people wearing wool, and sometimes people
Speaker 1: are into wearing wool and like it makes them not unhorny,
Speaker 1: Like it's it's the whole thing is just like really, uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's.
Speaker 3: It's reckless it's starting off, are you. Like they start
Speaker 3: off the headline like, hey you fuck with Christmas sweaters?
Speaker 3: You're like, yeah, maybe it's like.
Speaker 2: You might be a wool freak.
Speaker 1: What And they have all these pictures of people in
Speaker 1: like sweaters while like you know, scantily clad otherwise, and
Speaker 1: just like yeah, yeah the photos. The sound the photos make.
Speaker 2: Is yeah, they definitely harmony.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean, and then it goes on to
Speaker 3: just merely describe like one guy like who is an
Speaker 3: expert in behavioral addiction at a university in the UK,
Speaker 3: just saying like.
Speaker 2: There are some people called woolies.
Speaker 3: But then he also admits it's like there's not any
Speaker 3: research on this, so I don't know what's going on there.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know a couple of people.
Speaker 3: I was on a Discovery Channel show and I interviewed
Speaker 3: a guy in America who loved sweaters. So it never
Speaker 3: circles back to Christmas in any way. So I'm like, wow,
Speaker 3: I think in a way, Jack, they are acknowledging that
Speaker 3: Christmas is horny, and they're merely baiting readers in with this, like.
Speaker 1: Just trying to force it salacious headlines.
Speaker 8: Daily Mail article, Yeah, yeah, for sure, what is there
Speaker 8: individuals who derive sexual pleasure and arousal from wearing wool,
Speaker 8: typically in the form of full body wool suits.
Speaker 1: Next paragraph. Given that there is absolutely no scientific research
Speaker 1: on wooies, to either that the fetish does not really
Speaker 1: exist or that it is relatively newly realized fetish, I.
Speaker 7: Mean the fact that there's a name for it means
Speaker 7: that it does exist, right.
Speaker 1: Right, you just made it up. It exists now, man, woolies, woolies.
Speaker 3: I think that the guy's not willing to be fully
Speaker 3: immoral and be like, yeah, it exists, it's a thing.
Speaker 3: There's research, And he's like, well, there's no research, so
Speaker 3: it might not even be a thing anyway.
Speaker 2: We're like, at least it's just transparent. Wait, ignowledge that
Speaker 2: there's no research, is it?
Speaker 7: Like do they want to fuck the sweater or do
Speaker 7: they want to fuck the person in the sweater?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: It's like and one was like it was a it
Speaker 3: was it was describing a myriad of ways people were
Speaker 3: aroused by the look of it. The one guy was
Speaker 3: about seeing people in sweaters. Another person was about like
Speaker 3: wearing all wool on their body and getting aroused like that,
Speaker 3: and like those are like the two sort of examples
Speaker 3: they gave, and then they're like and they're actually, they
Speaker 3: don't celebrate Christmas. We asked them, they're just this year round,
Speaker 3: this year round.
Speaker 1: On the other hand, we did want to. So there's
Speaker 1: obviously that scene in Bad Santa where from Yeah, from
Speaker 1: Gilmour Girls is like, I have a big Santa fetish
Speaker 1: cut too. The car is a rockin' between Bad Santa
Speaker 1: and Gilmore Girl. So it would make sense that Santa
Speaker 1: fetishes are a thing because I don't know, like if
Speaker 1: Christmas horniness is real, and like, I feel like that
Speaker 1: what we know about fetishes is it's like a lot
Speaker 1: of shit that's like imprinted on people when they're young,
Speaker 1: you know, and a lot of people have experiences with
Speaker 1: Santa when they're young, Like it's a it is a
Speaker 1: huge figure in childhood.
Speaker 3: I think there's there's a there's an article on the
Speaker 3: American Board of Sexology that gets right to the part
Speaker 3: they're like, why the fuck do people want to bang
Speaker 3: Santa so bad?
Speaker 2: And uh, this is what they say. Many argue that.
Speaker 3: This is a quote from the American Board of Sexology
Speaker 3: dot org. Now take I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: It could just be a group of dudes who hang
Speaker 3: out at a McDonald's every Friday and write their ideas down.
Speaker 2: But this is what the article says. Quote.
Speaker 3: Many argue that Santa is the ultimate daddy. He's he's
Speaker 3: a kind yet firm, soft yet strong capable older man
Speaker 3: who's always watching us, asking us exactly what we want,
Speaker 3: and ready to give us just what we need, or
Speaker 3: to punish us when the time is right.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, hmm, that's a really horny way to
Speaker 2: look at it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like they seem horny as they're writing
Speaker 1: this description. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which I appreciate.
Speaker 2: There was an article on Santa porn.
Speaker 3: A psychologist Justin Leiy Miller wrote it said, quote, when
Speaker 3: you think about it that way, Santa is tailor made
Speaker 3: for role playing in BDSM scenes, which is why he's
Speaker 3: typically a domb and porn. All those scenes that invert
Speaker 3: his obvious role as the ever watching daddy and see
Speaker 3: him punished are not unknown. So I mean, I think
Speaker 3: that I think that that gives us a good idea
Speaker 3: that you know, Santa is he brings something out of us.
Speaker 3: Other people say, however, that it's the Santa is a warm,
Speaker 3: safe figure, and some people latch onto and sexualize the
Speaker 3: security that he represents. This is all you know, I
Speaker 3: still either way presents or not. I think he's you know,
Speaker 3: he's cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's definitely cute, and like he's also I think
Speaker 1: it's the same thing that we see with like all
Speaker 1: the deviant art, like main figures. You know, like all
Speaker 1: the characters that were iconic to you when you were
Speaker 1: a kid, You're going to see a lot of them
Speaker 1: doing unspeakable shit on the internet now.
Speaker 7: Also, we have other interpretations of Santa. It used to
Speaker 7: just be like the jolly old guy, but even in
Speaker 7: the article, it's like David Harbor's gritty take on Santa,
Speaker 7: or like guys dressed up in like sexy Santa attire.
Speaker 7: So when you sex it up, obviously it's gonna turn sexy, right.
Speaker 3: I think this this probably it could be a very
Speaker 3: American thing, but I feel like just generally an American
Speaker 3: society culture, we just feel so unprotected and so vulnerable
Speaker 3: to larger forces that someone let like the sheer fact
Speaker 3: that Santa is a protector sends the horniness up. Because
Speaker 3: we do this all the fucking time. People wanted to
Speaker 3: fuck Cuomo when he was the governor. Remember there were
Speaker 3: the Cuomo sexuals during COVID, because they're like, he's giving
Speaker 3: us an idea. Everyone wanted to bang doctor Fauci, everyone
Speaker 3: wanted to like had a thing for.
Speaker 2: Like Robert Muller early on.
Speaker 3: There's just all these like weird figures that potentially stand to,
Speaker 3: you know, portray some like protector kind of thing. Feels again,
Speaker 3: this feels like Santa can also fit into that group
Speaker 3: of just kind of like, yeah, and he's a.
Speaker 1: Good guy and he's judged jury, and yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, we're broken.
Speaker 3: I think, Bay, what do you what's your your Your
Speaker 3: face looks like you can't.
Speaker 1: I can't really can't.
Speaker 8: With the the Andrew Cuomo and and Fauci, like.
Speaker 6: They look like their bread spells.
Speaker 3: You know, it didn't matter because at the time COVID
Speaker 3: was fucking everything up, and these people sort of stood
Speaker 3: as people who were almost like we're going to get
Speaker 3: through it. We can figure this out. And you're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: your breath might stink, but let's let's fog up this
Speaker 3: Chevy nova together.
Speaker 1: And it's also a time of the year when a
Speaker 1: lot of people are experiencing economic insecurity, and so like
Speaker 1: he stands outside the system. He's the one figure who's
Speaker 1: like not controlled by the market, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, is just like.
Speaker 1: He's very red, you know, and meant more ways than one.
Speaker 1: So I feel like that might be attractive to people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I like it.
Speaker 3: This whole article is really thorough because they're like, it
Speaker 3: could be this. Maybe you're in the BDSM. Maybe you
Speaker 3: just latch onto people that are protect that protect you.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's just that people get off on quote transgressing
Speaker 3: the wholesome and religious nature of Christmas as personified in
Speaker 3: Santa Claus, which we see like how the transgression with
Speaker 3: IP characters sort of manifests in different ways too, So
Speaker 3: like there's definitely that. And then they go on to
Speaker 3: say the diversity of ideas about why people might develop
Speaker 3: a fetish for Santa probably isn't a sign of ill
Speaker 3: informed sexpert failing. Instead, it's a sign of just how
Speaker 3: many elements of Saint Nick people could potentially latch onto.
Speaker 3: In fact, Santa's clear latent sex appeal lead at least
Speaker 3: three writers to declare him an unsung sex symbol in
Speaker 3: twenty twenty, independent of any dedicated fetish built around the man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, huh.
Speaker 1: He's also so he's like kind of a sugar daddy.
Speaker 1: He uh is the only adult who gets away with
Speaker 1: saying naughty in like a non sexual way, you know,
Speaker 1: like the only other times naughty is used as like
Speaker 1: uh or if.
Speaker 3: You're like, if you're like use it like in like
Speaker 3: British English. Yeah.
Speaker 2: They they'll say that's the only time I hear it,
Speaker 2: and I go e.
Speaker 1: Well, go back to England.
Speaker 5: Freak.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that kick was not naughty. What are
Speaker 2: you saying, dude?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's also a Santa's Secret, a variety show to
Speaker 1: put you on the naughty list. That uh is mostly
Speaker 1: just a like burlesque show type, you know in La Cio, probably.
Speaker 2: Like Christmas party should have been.
Speaker 1: I didn't fuck up?
Speaker 2: And wait it's at the Beverly Center.
Speaker 1: Is it really yo?
Speaker 2: This? Oh wow? Wait? What is this map?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, never mind. There was like an icon on the map.
Speaker 3: It was either a penis or the back of a
Speaker 3: curvy woman with a Santa hat on.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's uh.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry that just just so everyone doesn't think I've
Speaker 3: absolutely lost my mind.
Speaker 5: It's a pin what is it? It's like a pin.
Speaker 2: It's a pushpin. I thought that was a thong and
Speaker 2: those were yeats.
Speaker 5: That's why I look so close into the camera.
Speaker 3: I just moved the whole point of this fucking episode.
Speaker 3: I looked at that ship. I said, that's a penis
Speaker 3: with a Santa hat on it.
Speaker 7: It's like, wow, when Miles is hungry, everyone turns into stakes.
Speaker 5: It's a literal fucking pushpin.
Speaker 2: Oh ship with a Sanda had on it.
Speaker 1: Wow, all right, Miles is looking at us with big
Speaker 1: like big hams right now. That does feel like something
Speaker 1: they would actually, the sexologists over at sexology dot Org
Speaker 1: would be like, Okay, what do you say.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at it again, plastic pushpin like anyone who
Speaker 3: put on a bulletin board.
Speaker 1: So let me make sure you guys see this so
Speaker 1: you know that I'm not weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, obvious, Victor, that's a push pin.
Speaker 1: Du We did check out a list of holiday like
Speaker 1: horniest Christmas movies, Ghosts of Girlfriends past I believe was
Speaker 1: on there, Reindeer games, bad Santa f Christmases to Nicole
Speaker 1: Kidman joints, you got eyes wide shut and then baby girl,
Speaker 1: which is.
Speaker 2: Shut is said show bummer. I don't know. I don't.
Speaker 3: I mean I get that there's like snow happening around
Speaker 3: this time.
Speaker 1: A lot of Christmas. Well they go to a Christmas party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, right, right, right right, it is I mean
Speaker 2: they need.
Speaker 1: I think the Kubrick was, you know, he's mining a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff that's happening. He's and he made it
Speaker 1: a Christmas movie. His like sex movie is a Christmas movie.
Speaker 1: So I'm just saying we're we're onto something here. It
Speaker 1: ends with them like at a toy store shopping for
Speaker 1: toys for Christmas.
Speaker 7: If just them going to a party, if that's not enough,
Speaker 7: is Diehard not a Christmas movie. It's like in that
Speaker 7: same vein where Christmas is happening in the background and
Speaker 7: people just put it on, right yeah, yeah, yeah, that's enough.
Speaker 3: Like as long as you're seeing Santa hats usually yeah,
Speaker 3: that that is it. I guess that's why it's funny
Speaker 3: because over the weekend a friend of mine was saying that,
Speaker 3: like his partner, she was like, hey, let's watch Eyes
Speaker 3: Wide Shut, And he was like, I don't know, like
Speaker 3: that doesn't really feel like the kind of Christmas movie
Speaker 3: we should watch.
Speaker 2: They put it on.
Speaker 3: She fell asleep fucking five minutes into it, and like
Speaker 3: came to like an hour and a half in and
Speaker 3: he was just sitting there like ashen face, Like he's like,
Speaker 3: do we have to keep watching this?
Speaker 2: The beginning is so slow and boring that.
Speaker 4: You're out or you're in for the whole thing, Like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I've done that, so hard to stay away too, Yeah,
Speaker 4: because Nicole Kidman's performance is like she's on queludes at
Speaker 4: that party in the beginning.
Speaker 1: They're so weird.
Speaker 4: They're both it just makes you want to go to sleep.
Speaker 1: Well, they're both playing stoned people, and they were both
Speaker 1: two people who I would venture to guess have never
Speaker 1: smoked a pot in their lives. Yeah, at least at
Speaker 1: that point in their lives.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think the end scene they're like an Fao Schwartz
Speaker 4: or like yeah, KB toys right right, and uh, Nicole
Speaker 4: Kidman utters her famous, famous famous line there.
Speaker 3: I should have kept my eyes wide shut. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it wasn't the titular line.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of good theories on that movie, like weird,
Speaker 1: like there's creepy people who keep showing up in the
Speaker 1: back ground of the of the movie and they're they're
Speaker 1: like all showing up in the background at Fao Schwartz
Speaker 1: and so it's like that he's about to be taken out.
Speaker 1: Basically is one of the theories that it's kind of
Speaker 1: a a Sopranos ending, Oh wow, I a great movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the movie's grown on me.
Speaker 3: I have to say that if anyone at this point
Speaker 3: hasn't watched it yet, Surviving Christmas is something you should watch.
Speaker 1: Anyone there who hasn't watched it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's horniness, and there's like there's some it's bizarre.
Speaker 2: It is weird.
Speaker 3: How like these sort of the horniness does seep into
Speaker 3: a Christmas film when it's absolutely unnecessary. Long story short,
Speaker 3: there's a part where like a guy basically sees that
Speaker 3: his mom is doing porn on the internet and it
Speaker 3: has nothing to do with anything really, or it does,
Speaker 3: but it's very confusing, and I just found myself saying
Speaker 3: this did not feel very jolly, But again, I guess
Speaker 3: it is it is. It is jolly.
Speaker 5: What's a rate is it? What's the rate? Is it
Speaker 5: PG or that are it's.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's probably the thing that should have been
Speaker 3: our but back in the day it was just PG thirteen.
Speaker 2: Sure, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: If he's acting because he's only fourteen years old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'll buy you a ticket though, man.
Speaker 5: Thanks.
Speaker 1: Uh. It is interesting, like even children's Christmas movies tend
Speaker 1: to there's just like a dash. It's just like an
Speaker 1: acknowledgment of you know, like a Christmas story, which I
Speaker 1: just watched for the second time in my life, this
Speaker 1: time as an adult. I just don't fuck with that
Speaker 1: movie necessarily.
Speaker 3: But to me, the only thing that I remember was
Speaker 3: that leg lamp. The leg lamp is but that's horny, right,
Speaker 3: That's what I mean. I was like, the thing I
Speaker 3: remember is that weird ass lacy leg lamp.
Speaker 1: Yeah, his dad gets a leg lamp that's like a
Speaker 1: I don't know, a leg with stockings and a very
Speaker 1: like horny thing in the middle of this movie that
Speaker 1: otherwise is just like told from the perspective of like
Speaker 1: a seven year old. There's just yeah, everybody who makes
Speaker 1: christ movies are like, well, we got to admit that
Speaker 1: this is pretty pretty horny.
Speaker 3: There's something debauched. Yeah, again, it's it has to go.
Speaker 3: I think it must be. It's got it.
Speaker 2: I don't know that that's the hard part. It's the
Speaker 2: chicken or the egg. You know what I mean? Is
Speaker 2: it Santa that made everyone horny?
Speaker 3: Is that because before this was just like something that
Speaker 3: humans were doing.
Speaker 1: It's an ancient longing Miles that is passed down to us.
Speaker 2: I need I need real.
Speaker 3: I mean, obviously, aside from our very thorough academic research here,
Speaker 3: we need to be seconded by some other paper that
Speaker 3: that definitively gets to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or is it a mix of both?
Speaker 5: Just make a west Side.
Speaker 1: Bridget Jones who wants to speak sexology.
Speaker 3: That Miles is horny Christmas website doctors.
Speaker 5: Just put doctor in quotation marks and you're fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ship Bridget Jones is a classic movie that I
Speaker 1: have not seen? Is that a fairly horny film? Is
Speaker 1: it a Christmas I haven't.
Speaker 2: Seen that shit a long time. It's a Christmas movie,
Speaker 2: but I haven't.
Speaker 6: I don't know. What do you guys think?
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 6: I think it. I think it's kind of horny.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, probably, I mean, isn't it's a lot about it,
Speaker 3: like her crushes and shit, isn't it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Like it's not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean there's it's.
Speaker 8: It's just at it's because like in this scene where
Speaker 8: she's in the office, and they're like emailing each other,
Speaker 8: Like she's like emailing her boss, like oh, he's like,
Speaker 8: I like your skirt, you know.
Speaker 1: And she's a Christmas skirt.
Speaker 6: It's not I don't think.
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 6: I think it's like a brown skirt or something. It's
Speaker 6: like a leaning skirt.
Speaker 8: But he's like sexually harassing her and it's totally not okay.
Speaker 6: But I guess, you know, it's okay.
Speaker 3: There's a pre nine eleven world. There's a pre nine
Speaker 3: eleven world. We've got to give him a pass. Came
Speaker 3: out April thirteenth, two thousand and one. You know, they
Speaker 3: know not what they do. Yeah, although they probably did.
Speaker 6: It's okay because it's Hugh Grant, you know, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Is there is there a Christmas movie that you can't
Speaker 1: make horny at all? I feel like Home Alone might
Speaker 1: be it. Like there's nothing really warning about Home Alone.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, it gets problematic when there's a lot of kids,
Speaker 3: kids acting in it, I think right for instance.
Speaker 1: The Polar Express, the train it's a train.
Speaker 5: Going into a tunnel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh huh, a famous erotic bit of imagery. But
Speaker 1: Home Alone, I just can't Yeah, I don't see it.
Speaker 7: Home Alone two has one scene where Kevin needs to
Speaker 7: like run away from the Sticky Bandits, so he pinches
Speaker 7: a woman's butt and then she thinks it's like a
Speaker 7: marve or something, right, like does the ship out of him?
Speaker 1: Is it the sticky bandit or the wet bandits? The
Speaker 1: sticky Bandits. In the second one, they've got a new gimmick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: herod some.
Speaker 2: Other hands and they go to Salvation army buckets.
Speaker 1: Really you know what stuff? Guess what, guys home Alone
Speaker 1: one also has a horny moment where he one of
Speaker 1: the very first things he does when he is alone
Speaker 1: is he looked at some dirty magazines and I was like,
Speaker 1: why is nobody wearing clothes? And like throws it over
Speaker 1: his head.
Speaker 2: So I was looking for fashion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Uh so there's an acknowledgment that buzz
Speaker 1: is jacking off.
Speaker 3: Okay, everyone go around and say your favorite horny Christmas movie?
Speaker 1: Now, oh boy, favorite horning Christmas movie.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say it. Mine's Bad Santa. That shit
Speaker 3: is problematic. That's my problematic faith Bad Santa.
Speaker 1: Maybe Batman Forever? Oh yeah, fir sorry, Batman returns. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's the one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that Michelle Fife life.
Speaker 7: Mine's gotta be Yeah, Mine's got to be live action crnch.
Speaker 7: The key Party is not subtle. Oh yeah, I didn't
Speaker 7: know what that was when I was five.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you like that movie or you just I don't.
Speaker 1: But it's your horniest Christmas.
Speaker 5: It's my horneys Christmas.
Speaker 7: But yeah, you watch it every year on ABC Family
Speaker 7: because that was like the one movie they had licensing
Speaker 7: for and it just grew on me, you know.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, Ba Bat Sanna is pretty Yeah.
Speaker 6: I watched it recently and it's just like.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's it's fucking crazy, so good.
Speaker 8: Like it's so the humor it's just on a gremlin level,
Speaker 8: you know. I just it's the jokes are just so
Speaker 8: so Yeah, it's so grimy and crass in a way.
Speaker 8: It's like it's like me and my friends like joking,
Speaker 8: joking around, and the writers just get it.
Speaker 3: I don't know when you'll see a like another like
Speaker 3: a Christmas movie written like that, because it's just like
Speaker 3: it's basically like this guy is the biggest piece of
Speaker 3: shit ever. And I think there's something about that that
Speaker 3: I find enjoyable during the holidays because you can juxtapose
Speaker 3: your own life with that and go, wow, this guy's
Speaker 3: not it's very non.
Speaker 6: PC and I like that.
Speaker 7: And if you've ever worked retail during the holidays, it's
Speaker 7: like the perfect movie to like, Oh, I'm not the
Speaker 7: only one, you know, I get it, Brian, what about you?
Speaker 4: I'm I am a big fan of Iyse why shut
Speaker 4: Uh just enjoying that movie since it came out. Oh
Speaker 4: oh here's my here's my actual answer, Black Christmas. It's
Speaker 4: the horror movie, uh, the original ones like came out
Speaker 4: in the seventies. It's as horny, it's funny. Uh, has
Speaker 4: a bit of political commentary in it. And yeah that
Speaker 4: that that would be my pick.
Speaker 2: With a deep cut Canadian movie.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's a classic like that one.
Speaker 2: This poster is wild.
Speaker 1: I know it's a great movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah wow, Yeah, it's very enjoyable anytime of year, but
Speaker 4: especially during Christmas. It's just like it's like a wild
Speaker 4: like proto slasher film.
Speaker 2: Wow, Margot kidders in it. Okay, dude, this poster is.
Speaker 3: Yeahspel super cool, shouts the poster, because that's posts given Orne.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I do have to say, like, well, Batman
Speaker 1: Returns might be my favorite horny Christmas movie. It's not
Speaker 1: my favorite horny piece of Christmas culture. That would have
Speaker 1: to be. As superroducer Victor pointed out, the Folger's Incest
Speaker 1: commercial is a piece of Christmas horniness like that, he
Speaker 1: does everybody know the Folger's Incest commercial? Yeah, where the
Speaker 1: brother comes home and it's just like they are on
Speaker 1: the verge of jumping all over each other from the
Speaker 1: moment she opens the door and it's supposed to be
Speaker 1: a brother and sister. She like puts the bow on him.
Speaker 1: She's like, you're my presence this year?
Speaker 2: What is the is there like a turn in it?
Speaker 2: Like when do you when do you know their siblings? Okay,
Speaker 2: so here's the guy coming home.
Speaker 1: So it comes to the door.
Speaker 2: Oh right there, so off rip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she goes.
Speaker 2: Sister a long way from West Africa.
Speaker 1: Stepsister. Yeah, sorry, I'm stuck in the cupboard getting the gear.
Speaker 1: He just come help me.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I think it's in the dryer. Wow,
Speaker 2: look at that West Paper.
Speaker 1: Look at that look and then this part here, watch
Speaker 1: watch what happens with their eyes here?
Speaker 2: What do they still looked down and up?
Speaker 1: Yeah? They look down. He's like the parents come in
Speaker 1: and they it's like, why are you guys a jumpy? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yo?
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 5: Also, what an asshole?
Speaker 7: He comes back from West Africa and then he goes like, ah,
Speaker 7: folgers real coffee.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, not like the bullshit they have over in
Speaker 1: West Africa. Coffee beans are source.
Speaker 2: Coffee.
Speaker 5: It's gross.
Speaker 2: I can't even take it.
Speaker 6: I need real Arabica.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the frig?
Speaker 2: Anyway?
Speaker 5: Sis, can I give you my theory on this commercial?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: My guess is like everyone in the test screening thought
Speaker 7: they were boyfriend and girlfriend or like husband and wife,
Speaker 7: and the writer is like, no, no, no, they're brother
Speaker 7: and sister. So that's why they added, oh I'm your sister,
Speaker 7: I'm your brother.
Speaker 1: Freak.
Speaker 2: Could you imagine you look back? Their hair is like
Speaker 2: six inches longer from that shot. Then the other party
Speaker 2: like this a reshoot.
Speaker 1: Well it is weird. Yeah. The opening he's like, oh, sorry,
Speaker 1: I must have the wrong house, and she's like, your sister, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm your sister. Is such a weird thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dag, Merry Christmas to me. Can we cut that
Speaker 2: part out? We cut that part out, We'll cut that
Speaker 2: part out. What other notes y'all got?
Speaker 1: Cut the part where he says, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: The origin of yat is the fucking uncensored the redmand
Speaker 3: commercial for folders.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, Uh well, what a sick episode of
Speaker 1: our show that we've done. Uh for Miles, it's appropriate
Speaker 1: enough that you came back for this one to look.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm I'm barely hanging on, as as demonstrated by
Speaker 3: my complete hallucination over a ordinary pushpin.
Speaker 2: And I was like, Joe, that pushpin.
Speaker 5: Think what.
Speaker 1: Look at this pushpin?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 6: Yoh? Why did I yo?
Speaker 2: That was so fucking oh my god, whatever, I'm sick.
Speaker 2: Help me. It's the pseudo veteran. It's fucking me up.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: All right, that's gonna do it for this episode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this drop on Friday. We'll be back on Monday with
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