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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this very Christmas, very

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Speaker 1: horny episode of its production of by Heart Radio. My

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Speaker 1: name is Jack. That over there is my co host,

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Speaker 1: mister Miles Gray.

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Speaker 2: Ya about me.

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Speaker 3: Still a bit under the weather, but here to look.

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Speaker 3: When we're talking about horny Christmas, I'm talking.

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Speaker 1: About horny Christmas and pulp fiction.

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Speaker 3: Hit me with that track, hit me with that adrenaline,

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Speaker 3: hit me with that horny Christmas phile.

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Speaker 1: You were, you were getting rest, you were out for

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Speaker 1: two hours, and then the idea of horny Christmas crossed

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Speaker 1: your mind and you were.

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Speaker 3: Like you I could feel her put a permanent marker

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Speaker 3: on my chest, right where my heart was, and I went, wait,

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Speaker 3: I already know, don't worry, you don't even have to

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Speaker 3: do it.

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Speaker 2: I'm up.

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Speaker 1: She had a knife. You were like, ohh whoa, whoa, whoa,

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Speaker 1: what's that? Who nothing? Nothing. I I was gonna try

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Speaker 1: and wake you up.

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Speaker 2: I think the horny Christmas episode, you guys are. I

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Speaker 2: think you're recording that right now.

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Speaker 1: We're thrilled to be joined by two of the producers

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Speaker 1: on this very show. Super producer beg Yo Yo bab

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah yo, yeah yeah yo. What's that Bell, what's up?

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Speaker 1: How are you?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 2: You know a A.

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Speaker 1: We're also thrilled to be joined by super producer Victor Right, Victor, Yo.

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Speaker 5: Is this horning? Is this movie horny? What is this?

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Speaker 5: What is this horning? Is this bottle horning? Okay?

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Speaker 2: And from h R.

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Speaker 1: Bottle horny? It's time?

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Speaker 3: This is a Oh have somebody to pop somebody popped in?

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Speaker 3: Are you somebody popped in? Are you about to pop out?

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Speaker 2: You're not going to introduce me chang? I guess what

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Speaker 2: I thought. That's why I thought. He showed himself on camera.

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Speaker 6: He was.

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Speaker 1: He was like, did you just say you have nothing

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Speaker 1: to add before we start?

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Speaker 4: I'm just here to be taciturn and deflating and make

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Speaker 4: sure you guys don't get too worked.

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Speaker 1: Up, all right, in our fifth seat by our taciturn

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Speaker 1: deflating editor of the show producer behind the scenes. He's

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Speaker 1: always here in the background making sure that we don't

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Speaker 1: get too excited.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let me see everyone's hands, the editor.

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Speaker 6: All right, So we do this every year.

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Speaker 1: We will do this every year until Christmas accepts that

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Speaker 1: it is the horny holiday. We don't need Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 1: Christmas is our horny holiday. We've talked before it is

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Speaker 1: naturally humanities breeding period. Like when you look at when

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Speaker 1: the most birthdays are, they all happen nine months after Christmas.

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Speaker 1: The idea here, presumably was that you wanted to have

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Speaker 1: the kids right after the harvest, back in the day,

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Speaker 1: so you could feed the babies, get fat, get everybody fat,

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Speaker 1: fed up, and so we have all reason. That's my thinking,

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Speaker 1: that's my kind of what I've always had in the

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Speaker 3: Are you that you remember this is just from your

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Speaker 3: academic rights, the harvest, you know, just yeah, like that

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Speaker 3: that would make sense.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's twofold, right, everybody's like inside together,

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Speaker 1: you know, at this time, So there's that, and you

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Speaker 1: know you need body warmth to stay warm when it's

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Speaker 1: told out. But then also I think it works out

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Speaker 1: well from when the babies are born because it does

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Speaker 1: come after the harvest, as we all know TDZ does

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Speaker 1: for new listeners. TDZ takes a month and a half

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Speaker 1: off in the summer for the harvest so we can

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Speaker 2: That's how we stay connected.

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Speaker 1: But so that's always been my understanding is like we

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Speaker 1: have this I don't know how much of it is natural,

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Speaker 1: how much of it is cultural. But we have a

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Speaker 1: lot of like these pagan rigs tools that are meant

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Speaker 1: And the reason that this it's not traditionally known as

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Speaker 3: Oh god, I gotta going lot for donkeys.

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Speaker 1: You want to do it in the donkeys? What about

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Speaker 1: you go there and give birth like the least comfortable place.

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Speaker 1: So anyways, and you have your Christian morality across the

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Speaker 1: movie about Christmas, Christmas and horny, and people are like,

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Speaker 1: I love it even though it's bad. It's just my

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Speaker 2: But isn't I mean?

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Speaker 3: Because there's also that like there was a pagan festival

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Speaker 3: right that the Christians were like, yo, we need to

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Speaker 3: fucking we need to co opt this. Yeah, but that

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Speaker 3: festival was like debauched from what I understand, I believe

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Speaker 3: like it was about the pagan deity soul Invictus, and

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Speaker 2: And then I think they're like, hey, man, you mind

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Speaker 3: So I wonder if those origins they cannot be subdued

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Speaker 3: even by the Bible thumping in our faces and that

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Speaker 3: what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Well, the number one thing that is going to lead to,

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Speaker 1: like parties and getting drunk and like that. Christmas is

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Speaker 1: the time, like it is the time that the most

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Speaker 2: It's that August to October run.

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Speaker 1: It's yeah, yeah, but like specifically like it you really

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Speaker 1: see it take off like straight up nine months after,

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Speaker 1: like Christmas to New Year's like people, Hey, you know, fucking.

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Speaker 3: Here's a Christmas story for the listeners. I was conceived

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Speaker 3: after a Christmas.

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Speaker 1: I know, man, this is your show.

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Speaker 2: Maybe this is.

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Speaker 3: Why it resonates with me so much. And to that end,

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Speaker 3: I wonder if that's when Prince.

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Speaker 2: Harry was too. I'll have to bring that up. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna when I meet him, I'm gonna say, dude, when

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm conceived after Christmas and we get the exact

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Speaker 2: Wh why are you pulling me away?

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Speaker 1: But so we've talked about like there's plenty of like

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Speaker 3: They get away with a lot, though you know songs

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Speaker 3: get away with a lot.

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Speaker 2: Consent does not.

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Speaker 3: Exist in these like crooner songs and have from like

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Speaker 3: come on baby, your husband's gone, let's hang out in

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Right, So we're gonna cover just more of the same

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Speaker 1: some of the kind of weird horniness that people would

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Speaker 1: like to pretend it is not there, but it's always there.

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Speaker 1: It's not going anywhere, baby, And I think we want

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Speaker 1: to talk a lot about Tim Allen today.

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Speaker 2: For some reason, enemy number one public.

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Speaker 1: Enemy number one of the Horny Christmas movie. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course now sequests the Ultimate Christmas Movie. He's been

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Speaker 1: iconic film actor. But I recently we accidentally watched the

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Speaker 1: I have been talked about this, uh and iconically I

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Speaker 1: Cranks because it was like alphabetically right after a Christmas

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Speaker 6: And really, yeah, she's like hot in it, you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's she's like hot in everything.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, but like everything every they.

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Speaker 1: Dowdy her up at the beginning of it, and then.

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Speaker 3: Uh, Catherine O'Hara too is surviving Christmas right to the

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Speaker 3: point where, like when you watch a movie like that,

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Speaker 3: like now with their hair looking like that, Like that's

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Speaker 3: I know there's gonna be by the end of the

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Speaker 3: and sure enough, also very horny movie.

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Speaker 2: I'll get to that at some point.

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Speaker 1: But anyways, Christmas the Cranks. I stopped watching because I

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Speaker 1: not on my watch, Tim Allen, you won't.

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Speaker 2: Let's put on a safer Tim Allen movie. The Santa Clause.

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Speaker 1: The Santa Clause, and thus enters producer Victor Wright, who

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Speaker 1: is a clause head.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 7: I got sucked up this weekend and dove deep into

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Speaker 7: the Santa Claus lore. You had to get brave, Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 7: I mean the first movie I wrote it as a horror,

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Speaker 7: like a body horror film and rewatching it. It is

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Speaker 7: like he's trying to shave the Santa Claus beard off

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Speaker 1: He can't lose weight.

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Speaker 7: It's like he's just succumbing to this illness of becoming

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Speaker 7: Santa Claus. If Sounenberg this he did, he could do

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Speaker 7: this exact same plot just in a Cronenberg movie.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 1: So the idea is because I've never seen the Santa Claus.

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Speaker 1: You have like edited articles about the Santa Claus too

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Speaker 1: busy editing articles and talking on podcasts about the Santa

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Speaker 1: Claus to actually watch it. But the premise is that

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Speaker 1: he kills Santa Claus, and when you kill Santa Claus,

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Speaker 1: you become Santa Clauses.

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Speaker 2: Keep Yeah, he put the coat on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh so the coat is the thing.

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Speaker 3: But then was it predestined? Because his name is Scott

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Speaker 3: Calvin sc Santa Claus.

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Speaker 2: God.

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Speaker 1: I love initials, don't they? And his initials are JC.

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Speaker 1: And that's gonna be subtle. Most people won't get it

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Speaker 1: at first, but in a hundred years, No, they're studying

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Speaker 3: Now we're gonna do riffing on Jesus movies because you

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Speaker 3: bet that's a movie. Were's almost on the JC jacket

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Speaker 3: Body or movie.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, that's up for grabs, Disney.

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Speaker 1: So body horror he get, he gets roly poly? Is

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Speaker 1: where where does the horningess man?

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Speaker 5: There's some stray horning?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, big old dick or what do you mean easy?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: This ship?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we are not cool with that other that's it.

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Speaker 2: Want to fucking marry Santa. Like I have to live there,

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Speaker 7: Then I just threw on some stray horniness. H Tim

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you look fine. Cool? Do you have a good time?

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Speaker 7: I watch it every year, and these movies get worse

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Speaker 1: So this creates like a weird dissonance, right where like

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Speaker 1: So the headline is, are you obsessed with Christmas jumpers?

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Speaker 1: You might have a sexual fetish for wool, scientists says,

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Speaker 1: What And they have all these pictures of people in

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Speaker 3: a guy in America who loved sweaters. So it never

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00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 3: circles back to Christmas in any way. So I'm like, wow,

444
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,360
Speaker 3: I think in a way, Jack, they are acknowledging that

445
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:29,320
Speaker 3: Christmas is horny, and they're merely baiting readers in with this, like.

446
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,120
Speaker 1: Just trying to force it salacious headlines.

447
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,800
Speaker 8: Daily Mail article, Yeah, yeah, for sure, what is there

448
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:39,080
Speaker 8: individuals who derive sexual pleasure and arousal from wearing wool,

449
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,439
Speaker 8: typically in the form of full body wool suits.

450
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 1: Next paragraph. Given that there is absolutely no scientific research

451
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,639
Speaker 1: on wooies, to either that the fetish does not really

452
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:52,840
Speaker 1: exist or that it is relatively newly realized fetish, I.

453
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,879
Speaker 7: Mean the fact that there's a name for it means

454
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,360
Speaker 7: that it does exist, right.

455
00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 1: Right, you just made it up. It exists now, man, woolies, woolies.

456
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,719
Speaker 3: I think that the guy's not willing to be fully

457
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,640
Speaker 3: immoral and be like, yeah, it exists, it's a thing.

458
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,399
Speaker 3: There's research, And he's like, well, there's no research, so

459
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,200
Speaker 3: it might not even be a thing anyway.

460
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,280
Speaker 2: We're like, at least it's just transparent. Wait, ignowledge that

461
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,639
Speaker 2: there's no research, is it?

462
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 7: Like do they want to fuck the sweater or do

463
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,959
Speaker 7: they want to fuck the person in the sweater?

464
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:18,360
Speaker 2: No?

465
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,639
Speaker 3: It's like and one was like it was a it

466
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,639
Speaker 3: was it was describing a myriad of ways people were

467
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 3: aroused by the look of it. The one guy was

468
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:30,439
Speaker 3: about seeing people in sweaters. Another person was about like

469
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:34,400
Speaker 3: wearing all wool on their body and getting aroused like that,

470
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 3: and like those are like the two sort of examples

471
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,679
Speaker 3: they gave, and then they're like and they're actually, they

472
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:43,680
Speaker 3: don't celebrate Christmas. We asked them, they're just this year round,

473
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:44,359
Speaker 3: this year round.

474
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Speaker 1: On the other hand, we did want to. So there's

475
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:54,440
Speaker 1: obviously that scene in Bad Santa where from Yeah, from

476
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 1: Gilmour Girls is like, I have a big Santa fetish

477
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:03,639
Speaker 1: cut too. The car is a rockin' between Bad Santa

478
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:09,119
Speaker 1: and Gilmore Girl. So it would make sense that Santa

479
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:13,919
Speaker 1: fetishes are a thing because I don't know, like if

480
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 1: Christmas horniness is real, and like, I feel like that

481
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 1: what we know about fetishes is it's like a lot

482
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 1: of shit that's like imprinted on people when they're young,

483
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:26,520
Speaker 1: you know, and a lot of people have experiences with

484
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,119
Speaker 1: Santa when they're young, Like it's a it is a

485
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:32,120
Speaker 1: huge figure in childhood.

486
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,920
Speaker 3: I think there's there's a there's an article on the

487
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,960
Speaker 3: American Board of Sexology that gets right to the part

488
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:40,439
Speaker 3: they're like, why the fuck do people want to bang

489
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,639
Speaker 3: Santa so bad?

490
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:46,400
Speaker 2: And uh, this is what they say. Many argue that.

491
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 3: This is a quote from the American Board of Sexology

492
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,679
Speaker 3: dot org. Now take I don't know what that is.

493
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 3: It could just be a group of dudes who hang

494
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 3: out at a McDonald's every Friday and write their ideas down.

495
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,439
Speaker 2: But this is what the article says. Quote.

496
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 3: Many argue that Santa is the ultimate daddy. He's he's

497
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 3: a kind yet firm, soft yet strong capable older man

498
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 3: who's always watching us, asking us exactly what we want,

499
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,919
Speaker 3: and ready to give us just what we need, or

500
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 3: to punish us when the time is right.

501
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,679
Speaker 2: And I'm like, hmm, that's a really horny way to

502
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,160
Speaker 2: look at it.

503
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like they seem horny as they're writing

504
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: this description. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which I appreciate.

505
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 2: There was an article on Santa porn.

506
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 3: A psychologist Justin Leiy Miller wrote it said, quote, when

507
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 3: you think about it that way, Santa is tailor made

508
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,120
Speaker 3: for role playing in BDSM scenes, which is why he's

509
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 3: typically a domb and porn. All those scenes that invert

510
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 3: his obvious role as the ever watching daddy and see

511
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 3: him punished are not unknown. So I mean, I think

512
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 3: that I think that that gives us a good idea

513
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 3: that you know, Santa is he brings something out of us.

514
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 3: Other people say, however, that it's the Santa is a warm,

515
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 3: safe figure, and some people latch onto and sexualize the

516
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 3: security that he represents. This is all you know, I

517
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 3: still either way presents or not. I think he's you know,

518
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:00,959
Speaker 3: he's cute.

519
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's definitely cute, and like he's also I think

520
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 1: it's the same thing that we see with like all

521
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 1: the deviant art, like main figures. You know, like all

522
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: the characters that were iconic to you when you were

523
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 1: a kid, You're going to see a lot of them

524
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 1: doing unspeakable shit on the internet now.

525
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 7: Also, we have other interpretations of Santa. It used to

526
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,919
Speaker 7: just be like the jolly old guy, but even in

527
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 7: the article, it's like David Harbor's gritty take on Santa,

528
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 7: or like guys dressed up in like sexy Santa attire.

529
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 7: So when you sex it up, obviously it's gonna turn sexy, right.

530
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,880
Speaker 3: I think this this probably it could be a very

531
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 3: American thing, but I feel like just generally an American

532
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 3: society culture, we just feel so unprotected and so vulnerable

533
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 3: to larger forces that someone let like the sheer fact

534
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 3: that Santa is a protector sends the horniness up. Because

535
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 3: we do this all the fucking time. People wanted to

536
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 3: fuck Cuomo when he was the governor. Remember there were

537
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 3: the Cuomo sexuals during COVID, because they're like, he's giving

538
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 3: us an idea. Everyone wanted to bang doctor Fauci, everyone

539
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 3: wanted to like had a thing for.

540
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 2: Like Robert Muller early on.

541
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,439
Speaker 3: There's just all these like weird figures that potentially stand to,

542
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 3: you know, portray some like protector kind of thing. Feels again,

543
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 3: this feels like Santa can also fit into that group

544
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 3: of just kind of like, yeah, and he's a.

545
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 1: Good guy and he's judged jury, and yeah, I.

546
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 2: Don't know, we're broken.

547
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 3: I think, Bay, what do you what's your your Your

548
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 3: face looks like you can't.

549
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 1: I can't really can't.

550
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:43,400
Speaker 8: With the the Andrew Cuomo and and Fauci, like.

551
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 6: They look like their bread spells.

552
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 3: You know, it didn't matter because at the time COVID

553
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,160
Speaker 3: was fucking everything up, and these people sort of stood

554
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 3: as people who were almost like we're going to get

555
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 3: through it. We can figure this out. And you're like, yeah,

556
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,679
Speaker 3: your breath might stink, but let's let's fog up this

557
00:27:58,840 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 3: Chevy nova together.

558
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 1: And it's also a time of the year when a

559
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 1: lot of people are experiencing economic insecurity, and so like

560
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: he stands outside the system. He's the one figure who's

561
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,919
Speaker 1: like not controlled by the market, you know.

562
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, is just like.

563
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: He's very red, you know, and meant more ways than one.

564
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 1: So I feel like that might be attractive to people.

565
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I like it.

566
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 3: This whole article is really thorough because they're like, it

567
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 3: could be this. Maybe you're in the BDSM. Maybe you

568
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,159
Speaker 3: just latch onto people that are protect that protect you.

569
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,919
Speaker 3: Maybe it's just that people get off on quote transgressing

570
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 3: the wholesome and religious nature of Christmas as personified in

571
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 3: Santa Claus, which we see like how the transgression with

572
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 3: IP characters sort of manifests in different ways too, So

573
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 3: like there's definitely that. And then they go on to

574
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 3: say the diversity of ideas about why people might develop

575
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 3: a fetish for Santa probably isn't a sign of ill

576
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 3: informed sexpert failing. Instead, it's a sign of just how

577
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 3: many elements of Saint Nick people could potentially latch onto.

578
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 3: In fact, Santa's clear latent sex appeal lead at least

579
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 3: three writers to declare him an unsung sex symbol in

580
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 3: twenty twenty, independent of any dedicated fetish built around the man.

581
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, huh.

582
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: He's also so he's like kind of a sugar daddy.

583
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,719
Speaker 1: He uh is the only adult who gets away with

584
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,959
Speaker 1: saying naughty in like a non sexual way, you know,

585
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 1: like the only other times naughty is used as like

586
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 1: uh or if.

587
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 3: You're like, if you're like use it like in like

588
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 3: British English. Yeah.

589
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 2: They they'll say that's the only time I hear it,

590
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 2: and I go e.

591
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: Well, go back to England.

592
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 5: Freak.

593
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that kick was not naughty. What are

594
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 2: you saying, dude?

595
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's also a Santa's Secret, a variety show to

596
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 1: put you on the naughty list. That uh is mostly

597
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 1: just a like burlesque show type, you know in La Cio, probably.

598
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 2: Like Christmas party should have been.

599
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 1: I didn't fuck up?

600
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 2: And wait it's at the Beverly Center.

601
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: Is it really yo?

602
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 2: This? Oh wow? Wait? What is this map?

603
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 5: Oh?

604
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 2: Okay, never mind. There was like an icon on the map.

605
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 3: It was either a penis or the back of a

606
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 3: curvy woman with a Santa hat on.

607
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 1: Yeah it's uh.

608
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 3: I'm sorry that just just so everyone doesn't think I've

609
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 3: absolutely lost my mind.

610
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 5: It's a pin what is it? It's like a pin.

611
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 2: It's a pushpin. I thought that was a thong and

612
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 2: those were yeats.

613
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 5: That's why I look so close into the camera.

614
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 3: I just moved the whole point of this fucking episode.

615
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 3: I looked at that ship. I said, that's a penis

616
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 3: with a Santa hat on it.

617
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 7: It's like, wow, when Miles is hungry, everyone turns into stakes.

618
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 5: It's a literal fucking pushpin.

619
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 2: Oh ship with a Sanda had on it.

620
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: Wow, all right, Miles is looking at us with big

621
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 1: like big hams right now. That does feel like something

622
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: they would actually, the sexologists over at sexology dot Org

623
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 1: would be like, Okay, what do you say.

624
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 3: I'm looking at it again, plastic pushpin like anyone who

625
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 3: put on a bulletin board.

626
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 1: So let me make sure you guys see this so

627
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: you know that I'm not weird.

628
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, obvious, Victor, that's a push pin.

629
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: Du We did check out a list of holiday like

630
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 1: horniest Christmas movies, Ghosts of Girlfriends past I believe was

631
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: on there, Reindeer games, bad Santa f Christmases to Nicole

632
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: Kidman joints, you got eyes wide shut and then baby girl,

633
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: which is.

634
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 2: Shut is said show bummer. I don't know. I don't.

635
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 3: I mean I get that there's like snow happening around

636
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 3: this time.

637
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: A lot of Christmas. Well they go to a Christmas party.

638
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, right, right, right right, it is I mean

639
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 2: they need.

640
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: I think the Kubrick was, you know, he's mining a

641
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: lot of stuff that's happening. He's and he made it

642
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: a Christmas movie. His like sex movie is a Christmas movie.

643
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 1: So I'm just saying we're we're onto something here. It

644
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: ends with them like at a toy store shopping for

645
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: toys for Christmas.

646
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 7: If just them going to a party, if that's not enough,

647
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,479
Speaker 7: is Diehard not a Christmas movie. It's like in that

648
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 7: same vein where Christmas is happening in the background and

649
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 7: people just put it on, right yeah, yeah, yeah, that's enough.

650
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 3: Like as long as you're seeing Santa hats usually yeah,

651
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 3: that that is it. I guess that's why it's funny

652
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 3: because over the weekend a friend of mine was saying that,

653
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 3: like his partner, she was like, hey, let's watch Eyes

654
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 3: Wide Shut, And he was like, I don't know, like

655
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 3: that doesn't really feel like the kind of Christmas movie

656
00:32:58,520 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 3: we should watch.

657
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 2: They put it on.

658
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 3: She fell asleep fucking five minutes into it, and like

659
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 3: came to like an hour and a half in and

660
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 3: he was just sitting there like ashen face, Like he's like,

661
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 3: do we have to keep watching this?

662
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 2: The beginning is so slow and boring that.

663
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 4: You're out or you're in for the whole thing, Like, yeah,

664
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 4: I've done that, so hard to stay away too, Yeah,

665
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 4: because Nicole Kidman's performance is like she's on queludes at

666
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 4: that party in the beginning.

667
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 1: They're so weird.

668
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,959
Speaker 4: They're both it just makes you want to go to sleep.

669
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: Well, they're both playing stoned people, and they were both

670
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,479
Speaker 1: two people who I would venture to guess have never

671
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: smoked a pot in their lives. Yeah, at least at

672
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: that point in their lives.

673
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

674
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 4: I think the end scene they're like an Fao Schwartz

675
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 4: or like yeah, KB toys right right, and uh, Nicole

676
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 4: Kidman utters her famous, famous famous line there.

677
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 3: I should have kept my eyes wide shut. Yeah, yeah,

678
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 3: it wasn't the titular line.

679
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 1: There's a lot of good theories on that movie, like weird,

680
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: like there's creepy people who keep showing up in the

681
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: back ground of the of the movie and they're they're

682
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 1: like all showing up in the background at Fao Schwartz

683
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 1: and so it's like that he's about to be taken out.

684
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 1: Basically is one of the theories that it's kind of

685
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:18,359
Speaker 1: a a Sopranos ending, Oh wow, I a great movie. Yeah,

686
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: the movie's grown on me.

687
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 3: I have to say that if anyone at this point

688
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:28,399
Speaker 3: hasn't watched it yet, Surviving Christmas is something you should watch.

689
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 1: Anyone there who hasn't watched it.

690
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's horniness, and there's like there's some it's bizarre.

691
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 2: It is weird.

692
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 3: How like these sort of the horniness does seep into

693
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:42,479
Speaker 3: a Christmas film when it's absolutely unnecessary. Long story short,

694
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 3: there's a part where like a guy basically sees that

695
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 3: his mom is doing porn on the internet and it

696
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,720
Speaker 3: has nothing to do with anything really, or it does,

697
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:53,439
Speaker 3: but it's very confusing, and I just found myself saying

698
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,720
Speaker 3: this did not feel very jolly, But again, I guess

699
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 3: it is it is. It is jolly.

700
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 5: What's a rate is it? What's the rate? Is it

701
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,280
Speaker 5: PG or that are it's.

702
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 3: I mean, it's probably the thing that should have been

703
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 3: our but back in the day it was just PG thirteen.

704
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 2: Sure, Yeah, I know.

705
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:08,839
Speaker 1: If he's acting because he's only fourteen years old.

706
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'll buy you a ticket though, man.

707
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 5: Thanks.

708
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: Uh. It is interesting, like even children's Christmas movies tend

709
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: to there's just like a dash. It's just like an

710
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 1: acknowledgment of you know, like a Christmas story, which I

711
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: just watched for the second time in my life, this

712
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: time as an adult. I just don't fuck with that

713
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 1: movie necessarily.

714
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 3: But to me, the only thing that I remember was

715
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 3: that leg lamp. The leg lamp is but that's horny, right,

716
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 3: That's what I mean. I was like, the thing I

717
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 3: remember is that weird ass lacy leg lamp.

718
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, his dad gets a leg lamp that's like a

719
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 1: I don't know, a leg with stockings and a very

720
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: like horny thing in the middle of this movie that

721
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,879
Speaker 1: otherwise is just like told from the perspective of like

722
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: a seven year old. There's just yeah, everybody who makes

723
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: christ movies are like, well, we got to admit that

724
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: this is pretty pretty horny.

725
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 3: There's something debauched. Yeah, again, it's it has to go.

726
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 3: I think it must be. It's got it.

727
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 2: I don't know that that's the hard part. It's the

728
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 2: chicken or the egg. You know what I mean? Is

729
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 2: it Santa that made everyone horny?

730
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 3: Is that because before this was just like something that

731
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 3: humans were doing.

732
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 1: It's an ancient longing Miles that is passed down to us.

733
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 2: I need I need real.

734
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 3: I mean, obviously, aside from our very thorough academic research here,

735
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 3: we need to be seconded by some other paper that

736
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 3: that definitively gets to it.

737
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, or is it a mix of both?

738
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 5: Just make a west Side.

739
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: Bridget Jones who wants to speak sexology.

740
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 3: That Miles is horny Christmas website doctors.

741
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 5: Just put doctor in quotation marks and you're fine.

742
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, ship Bridget Jones is a classic movie that I

743
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: have not seen? Is that a fairly horny film? Is

744
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: it a Christmas I haven't.

745
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 2: Seen that shit a long time. It's a Christmas movie,

746
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 2: but I haven't.

747
00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 6: I don't know. What do you guys think?

748
00:36:59,800 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 8: Is it?

749
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,280
Speaker 6: I think it. I think it's kind of horny.

750
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 3: No, yeah, probably, I mean, isn't it's a lot about it,

751
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 3: like her crushes and shit, isn't it?

752
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 6: Yeah?

753
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 5: Like it's not.

754
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean there's it's.

755
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 8: It's just at it's because like in this scene where

756
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 8: she's in the office, and they're like emailing each other,

757
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 8: Like she's like emailing her boss, like oh, he's like,

758
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 8: I like your skirt, you know.

759
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: And she's a Christmas skirt.

760
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 6: It's not I don't think.

761
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:24,879
Speaker 5: I think.

762
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 6: I think it's like a brown skirt or something. It's

763
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 6: like a leaning skirt.

764
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:34,320
Speaker 8: But he's like sexually harassing her and it's totally not okay.

765
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,760
Speaker 6: But I guess, you know, it's okay.

766
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:39,399
Speaker 3: There's a pre nine eleven world. There's a pre nine

767
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 3: eleven world. We've got to give him a pass. Came

768
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 3: out April thirteenth, two thousand and one. You know, they

769
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 3: know not what they do. Yeah, although they probably did.

770
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 6: It's okay because it's Hugh Grant, you know, Yeah, yeah.

771
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.

772
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 1: Is there is there a Christmas movie that you can't

773
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 1: make horny at all? I feel like Home Alone might

774
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 1: be it. Like there's nothing really warning about Home Alone.

775
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 3: Right, Well, it gets problematic when there's a lot of kids,

776
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,879
Speaker 3: kids acting in it, I think right for instance.

777
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 1: The Polar Express, the train it's a train.

778
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 5: Going into a tunnel.

779
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh huh, a famous erotic bit of imagery. But

780
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 1: Home Alone, I just can't Yeah, I don't see it.

781
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 7: Home Alone two has one scene where Kevin needs to

782
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 7: like run away from the Sticky Bandits, so he pinches

783
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 7: a woman's butt and then she thinks it's like a

784
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 7: marve or something, right, like does the ship out of him?

785
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: Is it the sticky bandit or the wet bandits? The

786
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: sticky Bandits. In the second one, they've got a new gimmick. Yeah,

787
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 1: herod some.

788
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 2: Other hands and they go to Salvation army buckets.

789
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 1: Really you know what stuff? Guess what, guys home Alone

790
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: one also has a horny moment where he one of

791
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:57,240
Speaker 1: the very first things he does when he is alone

792
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: is he looked at some dirty magazines and I was like,

793
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: why is nobody wearing clothes? And like throws it over

794
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 1: his head.

795
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 2: So I was looking for fashion.

796
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Uh so there's an acknowledgment that buzz

797
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: is jacking off.

798
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 3: Okay, everyone go around and say your favorite horny Christmas movie?

799
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 1: Now, oh boy, favorite horning Christmas movie.

800
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,799
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say it. Mine's Bad Santa. That shit

801
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 3: is problematic. That's my problematic faith Bad Santa.

802
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:32,879
Speaker 1: Maybe Batman Forever? Oh yeah, fir sorry, Batman returns. Yeah

803
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:33,399
Speaker 1: that's the one.

804
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that Michelle Fife life.

805
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 7: Mine's gotta be Yeah, Mine's got to be live action crnch.

806
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 7: The key Party is not subtle. Oh yeah, I didn't

807
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 7: know what that was when I was five.

808
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 2: Yeah.

809
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: Do you like that movie or you just I don't.

810
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: But it's your horniest Christmas.

811
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 5: It's my horneys Christmas.

812
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 7: But yeah, you watch it every year on ABC Family

813
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 7: because that was like the one movie they had licensing

814
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 7: for and it just grew on me, you know.

815
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, Ba Bat Sanna is pretty Yeah.

816
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 6: I watched it recently and it's just like.

817
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:11,240
Speaker 2: Wow, it's it's fucking crazy, so good.

818
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 8: Like it's so the humor it's just on a gremlin level,

819
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 8: you know. I just it's the jokes are just so

820
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 8: so Yeah, it's so grimy and crass in a way.

821
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 8: It's like it's like me and my friends like joking,

822
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 8: joking around, and the writers just get it.

823
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 3: I don't know when you'll see a like another like

824
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,880
Speaker 3: a Christmas movie written like that, because it's just like

825
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 3: it's basically like this guy is the biggest piece of

826
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 3: shit ever. And I think there's something about that that

827
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 3: I find enjoyable during the holidays because you can juxtapose

828
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,760
Speaker 3: your own life with that and go, wow, this guy's

829
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 3: not it's very non.

830
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 6: PC and I like that.

831
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 7: And if you've ever worked retail during the holidays, it's

832
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 7: like the perfect movie to like, Oh, I'm not the

833
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 7: only one, you know, I get it, Brian, what about you?

834
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 4: I'm I am a big fan of Iyse why shut

835
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 4: Uh just enjoying that movie since it came out. Oh

836
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 4: oh here's my here's my actual answer, Black Christmas. It's

837
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 4: the horror movie, uh, the original ones like came out

838
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:28,359
Speaker 4: in the seventies. It's as horny, it's funny. Uh, has

839
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 4: a bit of political commentary in it. And yeah that

840
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 4: that that would be my pick.

841
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 2: With a deep cut Canadian movie.

842
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 5: Okay, that's a classic like that one.

843
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 2: This poster is wild.

844
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 1: I know it's a great movie.

845
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 4: Yeah wow, Yeah, it's very enjoyable anytime of year, but

846
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,280
Speaker 4: especially during Christmas. It's just like it's like a wild

847
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 4: like proto slasher film.

848
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 2: Wow, Margot kidders in it. Okay, dude, this poster is.

849
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 3: Yeahspel super cool, shouts the poster, because that's posts given Orne.

850
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I do have to say, like, well, Batman

851
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: Returns might be my favorite horny Christmas movie. It's not

852
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 1: my favorite horny piece of Christmas culture. That would have

853
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 1: to be. As superroducer Victor pointed out, the Folger's Incest

854
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: commercial is a piece of Christmas horniness like that, he

855
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:27,320
Speaker 1: does everybody know the Folger's Incest commercial? Yeah, where the

856
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: brother comes home and it's just like they are on

857
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: the verge of jumping all over each other from the

858
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 1: moment she opens the door and it's supposed to be

859
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 1: a brother and sister. She like puts the bow on him.

860
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: She's like, you're my presence this year?

861
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 2: What is the is there like a turn in it?

862
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 2: Like when do you when do you know their siblings? Okay,

863
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 2: so here's the guy coming home.

864
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,359
Speaker 1: So it comes to the door.

865
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 2: Oh right there, so off rip.

866
00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, she goes.

867
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 2: Sister a long way from West Africa.

868
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:08,839
Speaker 1: Stepsister. Yeah, sorry, I'm stuck in the cupboard getting the gear.

869
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: He just come help me.

870
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I think it's in the dryer. Wow,

871
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,760
Speaker 2: look at that West Paper.

872
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,399
Speaker 1: Look at that look and then this part here, watch

873
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 1: watch what happens with their eyes here?

874
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 2: What do they still looked down and up?

875
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? They look down. He's like the parents come in

876
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,879
Speaker 1: and they it's like, why are you guys a jumpy? Yeah?

877
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:35,359
Speaker 4: Yo?

878
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 1: What the fuck?

879
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 5: Also, what an asshole?

880
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 7: He comes back from West Africa and then he goes like, ah,

881
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 7: folgers real coffee.

882
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, not like the bullshit they have over in

883
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: West Africa. Coffee beans are source.

884
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 2: Coffee.

885
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 5: It's gross.

886
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 2: I can't even take it.

887
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 6: I need real Arabica.

888
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:00,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the frig?

889
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 2: Anyway?

890
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 5: Sis, can I give you my theory on this commercial?

891
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 2: Yeah?

892
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 7: My guess is like everyone in the test screening thought

893
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,760
Speaker 7: they were boyfriend and girlfriend or like husband and wife,

894
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 7: and the writer is like, no, no, no, they're brother

895
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 7: and sister. So that's why they added, oh I'm your sister,

896
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 7: I'm your brother.

897
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 1: Freak.

898
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 2: Could you imagine you look back? Their hair is like

899
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 2: six inches longer from that shot. Then the other party

900
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 2: like this a reshoot.

901
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 1: Well it is weird. Yeah. The opening he's like, oh, sorry,

902
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:32,919
Speaker 1: I must have the wrong house, and she's like, your sister, Yeah,

903
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 1: I'm your sister. Is such a weird thing.

904
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, dag, Merry Christmas to me. Can we cut that

905
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 2: part out? We cut that part out, We'll cut that

906
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 2: part out. What other notes y'all got?

907
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: Cut the part where he says, yeah, yeah, yeah.

908
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 3: The origin of yat is the fucking uncensored the redmand

909
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 3: commercial for folders.

910
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, Uh well, what a sick episode of

911
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 1: our show that we've done. Uh for Miles, it's appropriate

912
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 1: enough that you came back for this one to look.

913
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 3: I'm I'm I'm barely hanging on, as as demonstrated by

914
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 3: my complete hallucination over a ordinary pushpin.

915
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 2: And I was like, Joe, that pushpin.

916
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 5: Think what.

917
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 1: Look at this pushpin?

918
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 8: What?

919
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 6: Yoh? Why did I yo?

920
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:32,919
Speaker 2: That was so fucking oh my god, whatever, I'm sick.

921
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 2: Help me. It's the pseudo veteran. It's fucking me up.

922
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 2: I think.

923
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: All right, that's gonna do it for this episode. Yeah,

924
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: this drop on Friday. We'll be back on Monday with

925
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 1: the Gift Guide, and then day after for Sandy University.

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Speaker 1: Do not miss a new installment of Sandy University.

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Speaker 5: Don't don't do it, you'll.

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Speaker 2: Drop our downloads for the year. PLEASEA Universities well to.

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Speaker 1: Be dropping our top ten at episodes based on listens

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00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:05,839
Speaker 1: and votes from you guys over the next ten days,

931
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Speaker 1: so tune in to those as well, and we hope

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Speaker 1: you guys are having a great holiday. Thank you for listening,

933
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: and we'll be back. We'll talk to y'all soon.

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Speaker 5: Bye by bye bye bye bye y