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Speaker 1: you know, saying that it's okay to get Corona. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know where to start today. Do

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Speaker 1: But like, like, like there is a huge difference coach,

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Speaker 1: What we've been waiting for all summer long, is baseball

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Speaker 1: I have. The NBA is gonna be the same thing,

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Speaker 1: This is what they're doing, Eddie. Get right here. You go,

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Speaker 1: This is your five o'clock news. Uh. Team in Arizona

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Speaker 1: Somebody goes, so the mascot is a football Another dude, Hey, bro,

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Speaker 1: a mythical creature. This post is somewhat shows how bad

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Speaker 1: And and we we eat fish cat fish for dinner exactly.

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Speaker 1: So I replied to the dude, I said, so would

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Speaker 1: it's a creature in the ocean. It's a fish, Coach,

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Speaker 1: You responded to the tweet, yes, because I was so

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Speaker 1: think they would support the Monterey Mexicans, coach, They would

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, right. Do you think every kid is embarrassed

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Speaker 1: Nothing does the story pick up at all? He's already

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Speaker 1: What is going on? Like, Bob, hang up? Ten oh

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Speaker 1: Where are you at Thirty minutes later, I called back

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Speaker 1: the car, she knew everything that went on during the

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00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 1: school day. I'm like, well, that's awesome. What I need

423
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,440
Speaker 1: to tell you or what don't I need to tell you?

424
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,360
Speaker 1: My parents kept telling me like, why would we get

425
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 1: here on time and wait in line? I mean they're like,

426
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 1: even if we got in time, got here on time,

427
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 1: we would be sitting in line for thirty minutes before

428
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,960
Speaker 1: the car got to the front of And I'll be like, well,

429
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 1: I mean I'd rather that than me wait two hours

430
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:23,919
Speaker 1: until everyone's gone. But your parents do bring up a

431
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 1: good point. But you're like, well, yeah, but it'll make

432
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,919
Speaker 1: me look a little cooler. I won't have to just

433
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,959
Speaker 1: sit there on my ask, but yes, you will have

434
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,919
Speaker 1: to wait in the line. I mean, let's give and

435
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 1: take a little bit. Let's mean the middle parents. I

436
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 1: thought it was so cool, man. You know when these

437
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 1: parents came and there their car was next in line,

438
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,679
Speaker 1: fit it and the kid would go jump in. It

439
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 1: was perfect, you know it like that. To me, that

440
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 1: was like the guy looking at a like all American

441
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,959
Speaker 1: family life, like wow, that's amazing. Parents on time, honking

442
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,880
Speaker 1: at their kids like this is beautiful. That will never

443
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,719
Speaker 1: happen to me in my life. I think it's just

444
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 1: and I think a little bit and maybe hereditary, because

445
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 1: then once my parents were always late going places. Then

446
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: I was late, like I was late everywhere growing like

447
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,959
Speaker 1: when I got when I got into my early sorry,

448
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 1: it's in my DNA and two three and me it's

449
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 1: a whole thing. That's why I'm like, I'm sorry, boss.

450
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,359
Speaker 1: When I got to be twenty three, you know, when

451
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 1: you start going into adulthood, and you had to be places.

452
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 1: I was late all the time. I would say, like

453
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 1: I would have radio like where appearances, like oh we're

454
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,400
Speaker 1: out here, you know whatever, discount tire, come hang out

455
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 1: and you know from five to seven. Okay, coach, Now

456
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,199
Speaker 1: people are gonna go to discount tire. Okay, coach, this

457
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 1: isn't a remote. And so I would have to be

458
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,479
Speaker 1: there at five o'clock. Right Well, I would sit at

459
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 1: my house and I knew it was twenty eight minutes

460
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 1: away from my house. I would wait until it was

461
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 1: twenty five minutes till I had to be there to

462
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 1: leave my freaking house because I just something in my

463
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 1: DNA would not let me leave early. Me to coach,

464
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 1: if you called every one of my employers, every one

465
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 1: they would tell you, yeah, Eddie was always late and

466
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 1: my and my excuse was, I was like, sorry, I'm

467
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 1: always alasting to leave. Anyway kind of works out. But

468
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 1: they didn't understand that. I mean, that was just your right, Coach.

469
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: It's in our blood, it's in our DNA. Our parents

470
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 1: are late. That's just the way they live their life.

471
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 1: You look at it, You're like, oh, god, man, I

472
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 1: gotta work in five minutes. It takes me thirty minutes

473
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 1: to get there. We uh, we always are families, always

474
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,639
Speaker 1: on time. And then so we were started working at

475
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,640
Speaker 1: the lumber mill where my dad works, me and my brother.

476
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 1: Did I think they let you start working when you're sixteen?

477
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 1: What it was? We were called summer interns and were

478
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 1: called summer students, so we get paid a lot less,

479
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 1: but we still got paid and all that. So we

480
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 1: figured out in the system you could actually punch in

481
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: up to five minutes late and it would still keep

482
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 1: you as on time. So we rigged the system every

483
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 1: every it got spread throughout all the summer students where like, guys,

484
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 1: you can literally show up five minutes later and you're good,

485
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 1: You're good, You're good. They never knew this up until

486
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 1: the summer students, Like we literally cracked the code on

487
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 1: the entire punching system, and my dad goes, do you

488
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: guys know that people were showing up up to five

489
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: minutes late and it was punching him in? Is on time?

490
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:01,119
Speaker 1: We're like, no, oh, no, we didn't know because we

491
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,920
Speaker 1: would on time family. But literally the entire summer, for

492
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 1: almost three quarters of it, we were able to show

493
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 1: up five minutes late. And it was the coolest thing.

494
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 1: But that's probably the only time I've been late in

495
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 1: my life. Damn that that's that's a weird. That's weird.

496
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 1: It is very weird, and it's weird to me to

497
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,639
Speaker 1: coach that you get to work like even now in

498
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 1: this situation twenty hours before you have to be there

499
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: so you're not late. That's true. It's it's mind boggling

500
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 1: to me. It is a boggler. You don't in any way, Coach,

501
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: You don't think that that's just a little bit of

502
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:39,639
Speaker 1: waste of time. Coach. I'm trying. I treat my job

503
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 1: in the morning getting here at being extra precautionary, the

504
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 1: way that you're treating Corona right now. You're not seeing

505
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 1: the kids, you're isolated, Coach. I treat that on time

506
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: thing like a sacred thing, just because there's so many

507
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 1: things that can go wrong if you're not on time.

508
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,920
Speaker 1: So coach, use that what you just had in your head.

509
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 1: Me and my early and my rigorous the thing that

510
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: I put myself through. That's not necessary for you and

511
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 1: your corona healing. Coach. Yeah, but Eddie's only doing that

512
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: for two weeks. You've been doing it for like seven years. True,

513
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: and just think about all that extra time you would

514
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 1: have at your house with your fiance sleeping. Uh yeah,

515
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 1: when you like like you get here, like you get

516
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: there like four hours early, you could I mean, you

517
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 1: could get here two hours early and be plenty Okay,

518
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: don't you think, like honestly, right, do you think that

519
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,679
Speaker 1: would be okay? Honestly though, I'm dealing with the vehicle

520
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: that for the most part, honestly, it's not with your vehicle,

521
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 1: because there's this thing called Uber. If you break down,

522
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 1: you get you here in like ten minutes. Not in

523
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: my part of town. And now with the pandemic, excuse me,

524
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 1: the pandemic has been going on for five months. You've

525
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 1: been doing this for seven years. It ain't a guaranteed

526
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: damn Uber ride in the morning. Sometimes you have to

527
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: wait thirty forty five an hour. You don't know on

528
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: the west side of Nashville. Right now, here's a damn pandemic.

529
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: Because what are you gonna do when you have kids

530
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,640
Speaker 1: like you never just and they were going to see

531
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 1: him couch. I'm gonna take my kids in school three

532
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 1: hours before it started. They're like that, you'll get it

533
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 1: home from the parent, the parents, the teachers will be like, hey,

534
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: so like your kids come to the school when the

535
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 1: school still locked, Like your kids have beat most of

536
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 1: the teachers to the school, so can you please just

537
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: hold off a little bit, Like we get you guys

538
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 1: want to be on time and everything speaking. I remember

539
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: there were some kids in junior high that their their

540
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,120
Speaker 1: parents would dropped off like x am. Well that's because

541
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: it was with the work schedule, you know. Yeah, no, no,

542
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,159
Speaker 1: I know. And the cafeteria would be open because I

543
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 1: remember my parents did a long Yeah, they would go

544
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,919
Speaker 1: sit in the cafeteria. Yeah, dude, they would have a

545
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: full fledged breakfast and it would be open at six

546
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 1: am and school didn't start to eight. That's so crazy,

547
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: And it's so crazy that my parents were the polar

548
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: opposite because one time in middle school, my brother got

549
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: after school detention, right and I mean this is batters

550
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: boxing after school attention. And we were I mean, we

551
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: got home my parents. I had a baseball game, my

552
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 1: sister had a softball game. Who it doesn't play? Oh,

553
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: I got it. Now what if everybody it's a batter's

554
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 1: box here? So we go my sister softball game, baseball game,

555
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: and We get home around ten fifteen at night, and

556
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: my mom looks at my dad and goes, where's batter's box.

557
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: My Dad's like, I don't know. I don't know where

558
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: batter's boxes. I mean, I love the I don't know

559
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: where the kids are. Your dad, you're The way your

560
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 1: dad is portrayed on today's podcast is amazing. It was

561
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 1: both him and my mom, both him and my mom.

562
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 1: And you check the answer machine and it is the

563
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: damn principal called like four times saying, hey man, we're

564
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 1: still up here with batter's box. You know what I mean? Like,

565
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 1: is anybody gonna come get him? Like, I can't leave

566
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: until someone comes and gets him. And so my dad

567
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: had a jump in the car and drive up there.

568
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 1: The principal was almost going to drive him home. We're

569
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 1: gonna drive my brother home to our house. Okay, this principle.

570
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: My dad pulls up at ten forty at night to

571
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: pick up my brother from after school to tend the

572
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 1: last How long I don't know, you're done? You're done

573
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: by four o'clock. Oh my gosh, hey coach today, if

574
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: that crap happened today would be in jail. That batter's

575
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 1: box will be at my house? Was my foster kids.

576
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 1: I mean they would call CP the parents taking away

577
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 1: straight up batter's box, will being foster kids. I mean

578
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: they just assumed my brother was probably at the ballpark.

579
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 1: You know, you don't, I don't know. It was so

580
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 1: funny how many voicemails were from the principal. And my

581
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: parents were like, oh god, dude, if I could pull

582
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: those voicemail tapes from your answering machine when you get

583
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 1: I would laugh. It would be hilarious, going, Dad, where

584
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: the hell are you. I've been sitting on a bag

585
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: of soil for four hours, Your dad, what are you?

586
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: I'm sitting outside your school in seventh grade. One of

587
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: the coolest things that a coach did for me, Like

588
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: I'll never forget it. And I wasn't a good soccer player,

589
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 1: like I wasn't, but you were good. I though I

590
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: was on the team, you know, and I thought you

591
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 1: were gonna get signed by the Mason Mexicans were a

592
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: little messy and we had a game on Saturday, and

593
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: the coach on Friday, he's like, hey, are you coming

594
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: to the game tomorrow? And I said, I don't know.

595
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 1: My parents have been talking about you know, going out

596
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: of town or something, and he's like, well, we really

597
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 1: need you, like I'd love for you to play or whatever.

598
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 1: And it's like, well, I just don't think I can

599
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 1: do it. So I went home and to my parents.

600
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: I was like, mom, Dad, coach really wants me to

601
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 1: play on Saturday. And they're like, we're gonna be out

602
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: of town Saturday. And so I told the coach. He goes, Hey,

603
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 1: tell your parents you can spend the night at my

604
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 1: house on Friday night. Whoa wait a minute, Wait a minute,

605
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: wait a minute. So all this time you've made fun

606
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 1: of me for no teeth Keith, but you're spending the

607
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 1: night at coach's house. Oh, I never spent the night

608
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: at keith house. He only spent the night at our house.

609
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: This guy was married, coaches. Guy was married. So if

610
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: you're married, it can't be creepy, absolutely, Coach a big difference. Yeah, coach,

611
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: no teeth Keith single, dude, he's freaking sixty years old,

612
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: he tied. Yeah, it's creepy as craft, so so coach.

613
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: So coach goes, yeah, I spend it at my house

614
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 1: and I'll take you to the game. And then you

615
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: know your parents pick outside. Did he took you in

616
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: that night? No, he didn't. He wanted me to play

617
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: so bad. He believed in me. Boys that he offered

618
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 1: his house and he was great, and we played on Saturday.

619
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 1: We lost, but hey, hey, but hey, but you still

620
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: had that night that you guys remember, you'll never forget it.

621
00:32:55,960 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 1: I honestly don't remember standard. I don't remember that. Is

622
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: that one of those things you're trying to block out? Okay? No,

623
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: it was a cool thing that a coach would actually

624
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: do that, Like he knew how bad I wanted to play.

625
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 1: I wanted to play. Did he get you in the

626
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 1: swimming pool? No, no, coach. Did he make you shower

627
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: the night before? No, no, coach. Did he's like, here,

628
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 1: why don't you wear these pajamas? No? No, no, coach.

629
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: I mean you just said you don't remember it. So

630
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: how are you saying no so adamantly? I mean, because

631
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: I would remember that. I'd be very weird. So where

632
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 1: did you sleep? Did you sleep on the couch and

633
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: you sleep in the Did you sleep between him and

634
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 1: his wife? No? And I don't think so I'd remember that.

635
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 1: And there's a lot of holes in this story about you.

636
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: Spend the night over there, and you don't remember anything

637
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: that happened again that would never happen today, exactly. Yeah,

638
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: you as a coach, you can't have the kids over. Yeah,

639
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: I mean no, no, not the kids, right, the kid,

640
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: the kid, the kid that's not even that talented. Usually

641
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: they want the talented kid to spend the night because

642
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,240
Speaker 1: they want to make sure they win. He just wanted

643
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: the kid over. I mean, I guess it does sound weird, coach.

644
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 1: I mean I never thought of it that way. I

645
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: mean I kept always looking at it like, Wow, this

646
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,879
Speaker 1: coach actually did that for me. But yeah, I guess

647
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: it does sound kind of weird. Give you like his

648
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 1: baggy jim shorts to wear to bed and they kept

649
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 1: falling off. No, I don't think so, man, he's don't

650
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:33,479
Speaker 1: Did you guys have the birds and the bees talk? No,

651
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: I don't remember that, coach. I don't think so. Oh man,

652
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: after his wife went to bed, you guys go in

653
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: the backyard and play naked soccer? No, you gotta put

654
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: the ball on the net. No, No, I love the pause. First.

655
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:56,720
Speaker 1: Did we liked you? Did? He made me play goalie?

656
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think so. All right, I know,

657
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 1: are we doing that team pick? Yeah? Okay, well now

658
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: hey listen and then you guys were hyped about major

659
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 1: League Baseball. But listen, we gotta start it off. How

660
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,280
Speaker 1: much I think we need to do as a show

661
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 1: a three game par la today and win some money

662
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: to start out the baseball season. How much do we

663
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: want to do? How much money do you have your account?

664
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 1: I's gonna say it needs to be with the Eddie's money.

665
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 1: I ain't got me in my account. Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys,

666
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,839
Speaker 1: I only got twenty in there. That's enough. Okay, well

667
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: we'll do hold on, hold on, how much do you have?

668
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 1: I think that this No, I have twenty bucks. But look,

669
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 1: I think that this is a great opportunity for lunch

670
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:42,760
Speaker 1: Box to open up an account. I would ever take

671
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: the money out. That's why I'm not opening, coach. Look,

672
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: it's time for you to start believing in yourself. Coach.

673
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: You can't look at gambling online and say no, this

674
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 1: is a gateway. As soon as I opened an account,

675
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: I won't be able to stop, Coach. That's not I'm

676
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: not I'm not worried about being able to stop. It's

677
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 1: just there's no point in me online gambling because I'll

678
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: never cash out, so there's no end game for me.

679
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: So no matter if I get up a lot, I'm

680
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 1: not gonna cash out. I'll just keep gambling. So there's

681
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 1: no point. When I'm in Vegas. There's a beginning and

682
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: an end because I have to get on my plane

683
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: and come back home. So this it's just there, and

684
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 1: I would just until I lose it all, I would

685
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: keep gambling, so there's no point in me doing it.

686
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: That's deep You've made. You've made up your mind of

687
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: something that can be controlled. You can take some money

688
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 1: out whenever you want, just like Vegas, coach, you have

689
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 1: you have a brain block about taking your money out.

690
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: That's on you, coach. If we're gonna make this bet,

691
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,800
Speaker 1: I think, lunchbox, do you need to start that stuff

692
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 1: that time. No, I'm not gonna open account that It's

693
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: just not happening. I'm just telling you I will never

694
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: open an online gambling account. I had one, and I

695
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: would gamble on football and then I would never take

696
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 1: it out. And so you get up three four and

697
00:36:57,719 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 1: the next thing you know, well, I'm just gonna keep gambling,

698
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: and then you're I mean back down to zero. So,

699
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 1: I mean it sounds fun to me besides a zero

700
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: part go, You're you're basically replaying our lives right now, Coach.

701
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 1: So so I guess we're gonna do let's do? I mean,

702
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 1: you have twenty dollars in there, so we're doing five.

703
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: We'll do five dollars each since and it'll be a

704
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 1: fifteen dollar par lay. Will send you the five dollars.

705
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: That way, you can re energize your account and we're

706
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: gonna make some money to start it off. Okay, well,

707
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 1: so are you going to use me as a referral?

708
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: P or ray? Now? We're doing it on your account.

709
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 1: You have twenty dollars in there, uh huh yeah yeah.

710
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 1: See you see how this is an inconvenience to me? No,

711
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 1: it's not. How all you have to do is go

712
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 1: online and type in what you want us to you

713
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:47,319
Speaker 1: pick the game. How how inconvenient is that? Because if

714
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,880
Speaker 1: we win, I've got to pay you guys the money,

715
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: which is my money. Let's not because you wouldn't have

716
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: made the bet without us, Coach just opening account? Please

717
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 1: see here, If I open an account, I will give

718
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: neither of you guys the referral. What the squirrel that is?

719
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: That's maybe the lowest thing. Better if I did, I

720
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: give Ray the referral over Eddie because being such a thing.

721
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: Do you hear that I've got another referral bonus? No, coach,

722
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: I'm talking, I'm coaching. I'm talking for both of us. Coach,

723
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: it's time for you to join the party. No, it'll

724
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 1: never cash out. I'll do it until it's at zero.

725
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 1: That's like. That's like me saying I don't go to

726
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:32,359
Speaker 1: McDonald's because if I eat one fry, i'll eat them. Yeah, well,

727
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 1: then guess what don't then don't nobody stop you before

728
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 1: you eat the final fry. But that's what I'm saying.

729
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 1: I don't need to gamble on these games to have

730
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 1: fun with you, to enjoy it. Hey, I don't go

731
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 1: to order a big milkshake. I don't do big milkshakes

732
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: because I'll drink it all. I don't order an entire

733
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 1: pizza because I'll eat the whole pizza. Well, do you

734
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 1: don't have anybody in your life that will stop you

735
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 1: from eating the whole damn pizza? Control? You talk about

736
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 1: one time when I got in my car, I refused

737
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 1: to stop driving. I ended up all the way on

738
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 1: the West Coast. Well, dude, I can't help you. Then,

739
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: you know I don't go to car dealerships because every

740
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: car I see I want to buy them. You control yourself.

741
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 1: You understand it's not a control thing. Like it's not

742
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna gamble all my money away, like I'm

743
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 1: gonna get my life savings of fifty two dollars and

744
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 1: gamble it away. I'm not worried about that. I have

745
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,439
Speaker 1: self control. I don't need it, like I don't need

746
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 1: to gamble. I just thought this would be a fun

747
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 1: little first gamble of opening day what I consider opening day. Yes,

748
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: two games last night, but when all the teams are

749
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 1: in action and it's something fun for our listeners to

750
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: follow along with. But if you don't want to do it,

751
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: we don't do it. It's fine. You know. You're like

752
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: the guy that shows up to the golf course and

753
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 1: be like, guys, it'd be fun if we all played golf.

754
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 1: I don't want to buy clubs, though, Can I use

755
00:39:55,360 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 1: you all clubs? Like, okay, coach, we all have clubs.

756
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: Just get your go buy clubs. Then we'll all play. Yeah,

757
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,399
Speaker 1: we're betting together. So if I open an account, I'm

758
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 1: not gonna so you're not gonna be in on my bet.

759
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,359
Speaker 1: It's the same situation if I open an account and

760
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 1: then I have to pay you guys. It's the exact

761
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 1: So your argument, it's absolutely just flawed from the beginning,

762
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:23,399
Speaker 1: because insurance can I be under your guy? Go it's

763
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: the same situation, and if we win on my account,

764
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 1: I gotta pay you guys. Oh what an inconvenience. That's

765
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 1: your argument, So why would it Why would that turn

766
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: to me and be a better argument. It wouldn't. Listen. Listen,

767
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,879
Speaker 1: I don't buy car insurance because as soon as I do,

768
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 1: I want to get into a wreck. Ah, but you

769
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 1: haven't answered my question. How is it any different if

770
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,399
Speaker 1: I open an account, we placed the bet and I win,

771
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 1: then I gotta pay you guys. It's the exact same

772
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 1: situation that you're in, Coach. How many times have we

773
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: done this? How many times have we made a group

774
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:03,759
Speaker 1: back once my account or already hits up? Brady, be

775
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: hands and the hands has to walk across Vegas Boulevard.

776
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Coach, It's time for you. This

777
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 1: is a good time for you to get cool. We

778
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 1: won't do the bat got it? Moving on? Well what

779
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 1: I'm not opening account, so it doesn't matter, Eddie, do

780
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: it and I'll send you a Venmo right now, we'll

781
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: all do what five? Yeah? All right? Can I give

782
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 1: you my team? Give me a team? Who are you?

783
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 1: Who are you taking? Wait? Wait, okay, hold on, hold on.

784
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: So we're all so we're all taking one team. And

785
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 1: then there's our three game parlay free game parlay all today.

786
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:40,280
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, here we go. After all that huffing

787
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 1: and puffing, we're gonna do it. No, no, no, there's

788
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,720
Speaker 1: no huffing. There was a lot of huffing and puffing.

789
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,720
Speaker 1: You sounded out a bread brand on your end because

790
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 1: I have Corona. Come on, maybe what it was? Okay?

791
00:41:55,239 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: I am going with the Colorado Rockies over the Texas Rangers.

792
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 1: They just played him a day or two ago and

793
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 1: beat that ass seven to three, the likes of Trevor Story,

794
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 1: Todd Helton. Okay, they don't have him anymore. They lost

795
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 1: to Low has been gone for another power hitter, U

796
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 1: Matt Holiday, Okay, give me another power hitter that they have,

797
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:28,320
Speaker 1: thank you. I think he had Corona but he's better. Okay.

798
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: Their offense is so amazing and so potent. They it's

799
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: a battle of the crappers when it comes to pitching.

800
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,720
Speaker 1: You just need the better offense. And it's by far

801
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,839
Speaker 1: in a way, the Colorado Rockies give me them over

802
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 1: the Rangers. Uh okay, Eddie over to you. I don't care.

803
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,280
Speaker 1: I don't feel good clicking that. But alright, look, hey,

804
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: I mean I thought we each pick one? Do we

805
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 1: each pick one? Are we are? And we have to

806
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 1: trust each other? Hey? And this is just money line, right,

807
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 1: We're not doing just just in the game. Please, just

808
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: money line, coach. I mean we're gonna be already. He's

809
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,879
Speaker 1: skimping to get by. You don't want the over under

810
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:09,359
Speaker 1: nine runs? Oh boy? That made me nerv all right,

811
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 1: I mean I'm gonna go a little easier than picking

812
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: an underdog. I'm gonna just go. I mean, it's not

813
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: going to be a good pay. But the Orioles suck.

814
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,839
Speaker 1: They sucked last year before. They're going to just go

815
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 1: with that because they sucked before. They anyone that plays

816
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 1: the Oreos, that's the team to pick the Oreos or

817
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,359
Speaker 1: the Orioles. Yeah, because I didn't know the Orioles were

818
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: in Major League Baseball. You check my Honeynout Oreos, Yeah,

819
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: Nabisco Oreos. We're going Red Sox on that one minus

820
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 1: two thirty. You know they lost Mookie Bets, right, yes, okay,

821
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: lost Chris Sale and give me Devers. Who's going to

822
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: be the starter? You even have the picture on that one.

823
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: Coach Nathan Givaldi. Okay, that's always great when you don't

824
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,399
Speaker 1: know how to say it. I think I said it right, Yeah,

825
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 1: I think he did. I was banking on you not

826
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: knowing how to say it. Dang it. All right, boys

827
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 1: already picked hers the Cubs done. All right, We're ready, guys.

828
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,919
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this tribute to two thousand eighteen when

829
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 1: we won the series. The Chicago Cubs clubs. Go take

830
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: me out to the ball oh by coach Picky pick Man.

831
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out there where the sun shines. Nice.

832
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 1: It's maybe the greatest city to live in. You're not

833
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:43,720
Speaker 1: going Tigers right by the beach. There's hot women everywhere.

834
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: He's he's not going in Philadelphia. The weather is good,

835
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:50,320
Speaker 1: I think three sixty five days a year. Definitely not Cleveland.

836
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 1: And when you fly into this city. You fly, it

837
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 1: looks like you're about to land on downtown, and then

838
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: the plane comes and you touch down. You're like, I

839
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 1: made it. You're talking about the Chicago White Socks. Houston.

840
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: Oh guys, no, we Houston. We do not. We're not

841
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 1: going to Houston. We are going out to the San

842
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 1: Diego Padre. What in the flying hell? Absolutely, guys. They

843
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 1: are a team that is bursting with talent, bursting with

844
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: talent there. I'm a little nervous. I'm a little nervous

845
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: about fading facing Madison bum Gardner in the Arizona Diamondbacks.

846
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 1: Then why would we bet it? Because Madison, making his

847
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 1: team debut, wanted to be all good, signed this big deal.

848
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:35,959
Speaker 1: But as Madison old and tired, I think, so, give

849
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 1: me Chris Paddock on the mound starting the season for

850
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 1: the Padres. Give me the Padres and Manny Machado and

851
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: let's go. Madison is definitely a good one. Coach. I

852
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:55,720
Speaker 1: liked that they have a Hossmer too. And uh also, fam,

853
00:45:56,239 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: I loved did you pull up that line up? No, coach,

854
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,280
Speaker 1: I just remember that from the last time they played.

855
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 1: I love that they have sanches uh sam um uh

856
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,320
Speaker 1: hosmer a, b Oh, I mean that's a bad crap.

857
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 1: I'll read the boxer. Yeah, San Diego Padres to be

858
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 1: the Diamondbacks. Boys, So we got the Padres, the Rockies,

859
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: and who is playing the Oreoso? Okay, which one do

860
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 1: you feel most uncomfortable with? Guys? Guys, I've never I've

861
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 1: never been more nervous for this one. But I'm gonna

862
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 1: go with the Padres. Well, if you're that nervous, go

863
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 1: with a different team. And I didn't say I was

864
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: the most nervous I've ever been. I just said it

865
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:49,800
Speaker 1: makes me a little nervous. Bum Gardner you know he's dirty.

866
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 1: But okay, guys, So none of you guys want to

867
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 1: go with like any more? Sure games? No, because I

868
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: don't want to win twenty five cents? No, I mean

869
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 1: I mean, could you'll win at least well, we'll win

870
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,879
Speaker 1: win at least double our money, you know, three times

871
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: our money? None if you pick those minus two eighty favorites. Oh,

872
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 1: David Doll, I'm sorry, Nolan Ronado. How could I forget? Guys?

873
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: The Rockies offense is gonna climax and they are gonna finish,

874
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: and they are gonna absolutely ab so lutely I'm talking,

875
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 1: he's trying. It's gonna when you watch that game, it

876
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 1: is gonna be a blend, an orgasm of offense, of defense,

877
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 1: of pitching. The Rockies are here, and the Rockies are

878
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: uh hey, I was trying to rhyme it with Eddie.

879
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 1: Did you put the bed in? How much do we win?

880
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 1: So we win sixty four dollars in ninety six cents?

881
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 1: Not bad? I mean that that's that's good because and

882
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,760
Speaker 1: I think all that money is coming from the Rockies

883
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: for sure, because hell yeah, and are we only sending

884
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 1: you five dollars? Yeah? Yeah, five each? All right, I'm

885
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 1: sending it to you right now. Um, let's see, hold on,

886
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: let's see real quick. Cool you take hey, do you

887
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 1: take Western Union or money orders? Our win is fifty dollars.

888
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 1: That's that's our take home. It's not bad. Yeah, it's

889
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 1: not bad. Technically forty nine dollars and cents. Okay, Well,

890
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 1: we'll just round it up to it's not my account

891
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 1: round up. And you know what I'm saying. If it

892
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 1: was your account, coach, there's no way in how you

893
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 1: would round up. Yeah that we want forty nine dollars

894
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 1: and nine. That's what I'm giving you. Oh my god,

895
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 1: Oh crap, I almost sending you fifty coach. That's fine,

896
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: let it row, all right? Am I making the beat? Yeah?

897
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 1: Make the bat? Baby, Coach? What do you think we

898
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 1: just do this stuff for fun? Oh? Oh, coach, it's

899
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: it won't let me? What already sent it to? You know?

900
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 1: It says it won't let me? The Colorado Rockies bet

901
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 1: is the dumbest bet we've ever heard. Come, coach, coach,

902
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: you want you? Coach? You went cheerios on yours. Yeah,

903
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 1: you didn't go. You went hunting up budget, hunting bunch

904
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 1: of votes. You literally thought the Red Sox were playing

905
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 1: a breakfast cereal Coach, I did, Coach. I'm sorry the

906
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,240
Speaker 1: white stuff in the middle. All right, boys, we haven't

907
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 1: come together and done a bet together in a while, Okay,

908
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: have a bad history of these. We're already over too,

909
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: I believe I don't What would you do over for

910
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: Jackson and the Lakers and the Lakers going to win

911
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: a game? The rest of the question, and you can

912
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: think about it over the weekend. You don't have to

913
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: answer now. I'll answer right now. Do we want to

914
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: pick a team to win the NBA together. Yes, it

915
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 1: can't be the Lakers. I want to be it. Okay,

916
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 1: well then I'm out. Well, we gotta make some scratch.

917
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 1: Who you got? So do you pick the Lakers right now?

918
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,960
Speaker 1: You make scratch? Right? Yeah, you'll make scratch. I mean

919
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 1: if if we do we want to pick a major

920
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 1: League Baseball team, and okay, if we can't come to

921
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,319
Speaker 1: terms on a major League Baseball team, like a consensus,

922
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 1: like one team we want to bet on, well you

923
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: know I'm saying, do we want to put ten dollars in,

924
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,720
Speaker 1: twenty dollars in and just us three pick a team

925
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,320
Speaker 1: each and then uh, if one of that team wins

926
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:25,439
Speaker 1: the World Series, we get the money. We'll never come

927
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: to a consensus. No, No, that's what I'm saying. So

928
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: we all pick our own team and it's a sixty pots,

929
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 1: so you'll win forty bucks. And if neither none of

930
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 1: the three teams we pick win, you just get your

931
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 1: money back. Um, are we sure the seasons or we're

932
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: gonna have to go to Vegas and cash out tickets

933
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: again like you did with your Kansas ticket. Might I mean,

934
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 1: that's why we don't have a ticket, That's why we

935
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 1: do this one baseball back because we can guarantee to

936
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 1: at least be one day of baseball. Now, Andy, I

937
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 1: got some feedback on your NBA two K. Yeah, so

938
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 1: sore losers, Jake, you can't use the stick to shoot

939
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 1: on two K. It's too sketchy. Try that square button

940
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: and you won't regret it. The sticks are for dribble

941
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: moves only. I've heard that. I mean it's it's not

942
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:13,360
Speaker 1: for dribble moves only. I mean you can use it

943
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: for different things. But yeah, I've heard that before. I

944
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: want to give it a shot, but coach my, my

945
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:20,439
Speaker 1: muscle memory on my thumb just goes to the stick.

946
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: So I want to try it, but it's gonna take

947
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 1: a little bit of practice and get used to that

948
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 1: square from Danny Rio's coaches. That first thirty minutes was

949
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 1: the worst you'll have ever done. Please do not let

950
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 1: producer Eddie ever do play by play of him losing

951
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 1: to ten year olds. Again, that's a good feed Hey, hey, hey,

952
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 1: a whole that wasn't even supposed to be part of

953
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: the freaking podcast. Good point, I mean it wasn't he Hey, hey,

954
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,359
Speaker 1: you got good feedback just before that, and then you

955
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,439
Speaker 1: harp on the bad one. Like everybody, not everybody likes

956
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: that cup of tea. I thought it was interesting. I

957
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:56,480
Speaker 1: thought it was funny. Well, you should direct it towards you.

958
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:58,839
Speaker 1: You're the one that decided to keep it rolling, right,

959
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: It's just good content. I mean, honestly, I was defending

960
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,759
Speaker 1: you because you're the one of this. You're the one

961
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 1: that decided to make that part of the podcast. Ye. Now,

962
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:15,280
Speaker 1: any interest Mike Tyson is gonna fight Roy Jones Junior,

963
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 1: September twelve, Yes, I got interest and an ex Well,

964
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 1: I don't understand what an exhibition matches, like, what that means.

965
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 1: That means that it doesn't mean anything like you're not

966
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 1: fighting for a title. No, that would just be a

967
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,439
Speaker 1: regular bout. I mean, I guess there's just no money

968
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,799
Speaker 1: on the line. They're not getting paid for this. That's

969
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 1: the dumbest thing. Of course, they get paid. It's gonna

970
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 1: be an eight round fight. I'm gonna tell you what.

971
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,439
Speaker 1: This might be the stupidest thing that they are doing.

972
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:50,839
Speaker 1: Jones might mean they're going to expose themselves. They don't

973
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 1: wear shorts or gloves. No. I was wondering why they

974
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,360
Speaker 1: call it an exhibition match. So I guess maybe it

975
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 1: didn't go on their record is the only reason. But

976
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: don't be dumb. Did you never watch Rocky three an

977
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:06,359
Speaker 1: exhibition mattch matches, Like when Rocky fought whole cobing coach,

978
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 1: it doesn't count. It's for entertainment. Yeah, So does that

979
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,800
Speaker 1: mean they're gonna take it easy on each other? Fifty

980
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,359
Speaker 1: four year old Mike Tyson against fifty one year old

981
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,839
Speaker 1: Roy Jones Jones Jr. Like in Roy Jones like so

982
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: much smaller than Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson was a damn

983
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 1: heavyweight and it's going to murder this poor guy. Oh

984
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 1: you think I would take Roy Jones? What? Yeah? Yeah, coach,

985
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 1: because just because you were a slugger back in the day,

986
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 1: Because that was fifty years ago, coach, Mike Tyson was

987
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 1: the heavyweight champion of the world. Roy Jones, wasn't he

988
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,840
Speaker 1: like a little tiny guy? I mean I'm not, I

989
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 1: don't remember because it's been twenty five years since I

990
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 1: feel like he's fought. He's fifty one years old. Like

991
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 1: is this really good entertainment? And are they gonna wear helmets?

992
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: Because I feel like they're both gonna be dead, Like

993
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 1: the little headgear helmets who they've breaking their hands just

994
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 1: trying to find each other. What you're talking about, helmet? Like?

995
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 1: What has this? This is people who just got way

996
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 1: too much time on their hands. They want to get

997
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: a little boxing going. Why not have the old guys

998
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: dust off the boxing gloves? Guys, this is exciting, man.

999
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 1: It really is kind of cool to see Tyson back

1000
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 1: in the ring. I mean, you know, this is like

1001
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 1: the idea I was telling you guys, like you want

1002
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: good football, let's get Joe Montana and nay Miss back

1003
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 1: on the field and let's like get all the old

1004
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 1: grades to play again. That would be good stuff to watch.

1005
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 1: They would suck, That is the angle. Then you figured

1006
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 1: it out, coach, you know, coach, and and think, come on,

1007
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 1: like Muhammad Ali, the greatest of all times, coach, can

1008
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 1: you imagine seeing him box ten years ago and years ago?

1009
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,879
Speaker 1: It would have been terrible. Can you imagine us doing

1010
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:47,399
Speaker 1: a show after the podcast gets canceled and then twenty

1011
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 1: years later be sloppy as hell? Like, I just don't

1012
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 1: I don't understand the point of this. I feel like

1013
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,720
Speaker 1: Roy Jones is gonna get just absolutely unless they're unless

1014
00:54:57,760 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 1: Tyson is just gonna take it easy on them because

1015
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 1: it's an ext this and match. I don't know, coach,

1016
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: there's no there's no reason to get been out of shape.

1017
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 1: Just put a face mask on your in nine and

1018
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: watch the damn thing. I don't know. As my good

1019
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 1: friend race this. Who gives a written? Man? You want

1020
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:18,239
Speaker 1: to watch? Are you gonna pay for it on pay

1021
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:22,279
Speaker 1: per view? Well at your place tequila night only if

1022
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 1: you buy a coach, why do I always had to

1023
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:25,360
Speaker 1: buy it? I don't what do you put it on

1024
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 1: your account? It's always gotta be on my credit card.

1025
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:33,880
Speaker 1: I always gotta pay for your entertainment. Guys. I I

1026
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: will not buy a boxing match because of the minute

1027
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:39,760
Speaker 1: I do. I will buy all of them. I'm sorry.

1028
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 1: I bought borne it too. I kept buying paper views,

1029
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:50,840
Speaker 1: you guys. What happened, coach? You know what happened. I

1030
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:55,760
Speaker 1: bought my first boxing match. So boxing is a gateway

1031
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 1: important paper viewing thing. You know. I bought all this

1032
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 1: four I still I still don't think you're you're you're

1033
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 1: you're missing my point. But whatever, coach, no, no coude,

1034
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 1: I think you're missing our point. You could gamble online.

1035
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 1: You can just control yourself and cash out whatever you want. No,

1036
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 1: but that's what I'm saying. Like, I'm not interested in winning.

1037
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 1: I am not interested in winning a dollar or two dollars. Like,

1038
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:26,480
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. So what's the point. Like I

1039
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 1: go to Vegas with it for a weekend and I'm like,

1040
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:31,279
Speaker 1: all right, that's my one time to gamble. Let's freaking go.

1041
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 1: I'm a good enough. I got my money in fantasy.

1042
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 1: I'm good. I don't need to gamble. But you can coach,

1043
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 1: But you can do it whenever you want to say,

1044
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 1: but I don't want That's what I'm saying. I don't

1045
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,759
Speaker 1: want to do it. That that's what the fun of

1046
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,919
Speaker 1: going to Vegas. That gives me something to look forward

1047
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 1: to instead of sitting there and betting fifty cents on

1048
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 1: a game is just not entertaining to me. No, no, no, no,

1049
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 1: you don't have to do fifty cents in a game. Coach,

1050
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:58,399
Speaker 1: say you really love Tyson, Tyson's your dude, and you

1051
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 1: wish you were in Vegas to go make that bet

1052
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:04,240
Speaker 1: because you believe Tyson will kill Roy Jones Jr. Whatever

1053
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 1: you can bet a hundred dollars or whatever you would

1054
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:10,359
Speaker 1: normally do in Las Vegas, coach and do it at home,

1055
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:12,800
Speaker 1: and it's fun and you win, and then you cash

1056
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 1: out and you don't have to gamble again until your

1057
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 1: next game comes on whenever in a year, a month,

1058
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 1: or whatever. Got him And I never feel That's what

1059
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I don't ever feel that strongly about anything

1060
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 1: until I'm in Vegas. That's the only time I want

1061
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 1: to gamble, unless it's between two friends, like if four Hey,

1062
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,960
Speaker 1: I like this, Okay, I'll beg you twenty bucks. Except

1063
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 1: for today, when you want to do a parlay. Yeah,

1064
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 1: it's because it's fun, it's the start of the season,

1065
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 1: it's something to do on the podcast. Okay. Oh man,

1066
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 1: I have a feeling I'm not gonna make you understand

1067
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to tell you. What it's okay, No,

1068
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 1: you're not, because I've told you I can't make you

1069
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying, so I don't. I mean, uh,

1070
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 1: guys are annoying. We can adjourn. I think we rest

1071
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 1: the case here in the jury's out. Yeah, it's okay,

1072
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:06,440
Speaker 1: all right, let's get worry. Hey we placed the parlay.

1073
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:09,960
Speaker 1: Good luck boys. Yeah? Hey, really though, really though, I

1074
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 1: have all the three teams, which one which one do

1075
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,479
Speaker 1: you think doesn't make it? Well, I'm gonna tell you what.

1076
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 1: I just don't like the Red Sox that got him,

1077
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 1: just because the risk of that game. It's not worth

1078
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 1: the pay. I mean, it's just uh wlady, go coach.

1079
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 1: I just don't like. I mean, there's such a huge

1080
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 1: favorite that it's it doesn't really add any value to

1081
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 1: the parlay, is what I'm saying. Thank you, But if

1082
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 1: it wins a win, if we win, I don't care.

1083
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 1: I mean, let's see, let's let's see what the value is.

1084
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 1: Let's see if I take it out, Let's see what

1085
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 1: the value is. I don't what we went with. Yeah,

1086
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 1: take take the Red Sox and placed it. No, but

1087
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 1: he's saying, no, no, no, I'm talking about just looking

1088
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 1: at the value. Yeah. Well, no crap. If you do

1089
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 1: two to three, that's how the parlays bounce. No, no, no, no,

1090
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 1: there's a huge difference in parley world from five to six,

1091
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 1: from six to seven, that's when it gets Remember when

1092
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:09,680
Speaker 1: I hit that one, Oh man, that was a good one.

1093
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 1: Hit that like seven or eight gamer? Was that football? Okay,

1094
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 1: Colorado Padres? Right, So without that we would win, uh,

1095
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 1: thirty five dollars. What so, so if we won just

1096
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 1: Colorado and the Padres, we would win thirty five dollars,

1097
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 1: not thirty five dollars. I'm sorry. Um, we win forty

1098
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 1: minus fifteen. Yeah, we win twenty five bucks. So with

1099
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 1: an extra five and adding Boston in it, we get

1100
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:58,480
Speaker 1: more cash. Boys, Well, you still have to put yeah

1101
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:02,439
Speaker 1: the way to figure it, thank you. He's taking off

1102
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 1: five dollars of the bet. You still have to put

1103
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 1: fifteen dollars in there to make it. I did put.

1104
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:10,439
Speaker 1: I did put fifteen coach for just Colorado and San

1105
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 1: Diego game parlay. You wint. The Socks are a huge favorite,

1106
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:19,640
Speaker 1: and then I got San Diego. Boy, So if you

1107
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:25,080
Speaker 1: do five for each one five five, no one cares

1108
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 1: about this. The Rockies have given us an amazing return. Um,

1109
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:33,520
Speaker 1: the Rockies is almost two times all the others. Yet

1110
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:37,240
Speaker 1: no correct, no, no, no, the Colorado is even money

1111
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 1: like plus one ten. Yes, but the Red Sox is

1112
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:46,479
Speaker 1: in the opposite direction. We're betting double to win half. Yeah.

1113
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 1: But but it's part of a three game parlay. So

1114
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:52,680
Speaker 1: I mean it's still you're still making good money, Okay,

1115
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 1: And I'm all. That matters that we win, that's all.

1116
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,960
Speaker 1: And we're making that we're making all our listeners money too,

1117
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,480
Speaker 1: so that's what's important. And yeah, it's a win. And

1118
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 1: then you get your five on top of that, so

1119
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:06,520
Speaker 1: it ends up being sixty four split three ways. It's good.

1120
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 1: It's a good bet. Yeah, I think it's a it's

1121
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:13,160
Speaker 1: a good mix underdog favorite and then one right twenty

1122
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:15,240
Speaker 1: one a piece and Eddie can keep the extra dollar

1123
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,880
Speaker 1: sixty for placing the bed on his account. It was

1124
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,439
Speaker 1: on my account. And and so mad at you guys

1125
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 1: are making me a bet on my account? Is it

1126
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 1: so annoying? No? No, what what? What's what's gonna be inconvenient,

1127
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 1: coaches if we lose? And I've got to get my

1128
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 1: credit card back out and reload my freaking well, I

1129
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 1: sent you a ven and I don't care what you

1130
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 1: do with that five dollars. Put it in your account,

1131
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:39,440
Speaker 1: put it towards the kid's college phone, or stick it

1132
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 1: up your ass. I don't care. No, it's fine, Coach.

1133
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you, every time Bovada takes money out

1134
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 1: of my credit card, coach to put some weird company

1135
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:49,560
Speaker 1: in there, you know, So I feel like the beds

1136
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:51,680
Speaker 1: eventually are going to catch up to me. Boys, that's

1137
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 1: why you gotta switch over to bitcoin. I can teach

1138
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 1: you on that, boy, Coach, I'm not doing bitcoin. I

1139
01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 1: can teach you. All right, everybody, have anybody got anything else? Oh, Eddie,

1140
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:04,120
Speaker 1: did you continue watching my show? I did? Yeah, I'm

1141
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 1: still watching it. I'm sorry. It gets better done it? Yeah,

1142
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 1: it gets better and less runch here. Yeah, how about

1143
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 1: that second episode? Oh my gosh, it's pretty funny. That's

1144
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 1: pretty funny. It's definitely I mean it's definitely awkward. Yeah,

1145
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 1: what what part? What? What? How far in are you?

1146
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 1: Have you watched the whole season or no, I've watched

1147
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 1: about four. I watched about five episodes and the show

1148
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 1: we're talking about it's called I'm Sorry on Netflix. Thanks

1149
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 1: to Batter's Box for the recommendation. And my dad is

1150
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 1: also watching it and he loves it. I mean, Coach,

1151
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 1: it better be funny. Did you see who the executive

1152
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:42,440
Speaker 1: producers are in that show? I mean you're talking like

1153
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:46,720
Speaker 1: Will Ferrell, Andy Sandberg, You're talking about like every major comedian.

1154
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:50,200
Speaker 1: It better be funny. Yeah, and what it is? I mean,

1155
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:53,000
Speaker 1: I think that woman is pretty good too. Yeah, she's

1156
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:55,520
Speaker 1: too good. All right, everybody, have a great weekend, right,

1157
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:59,080
Speaker 1: enjoy your time at home by yourself because your fiance's

1158
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:01,400
Speaker 1: in Vegas. Say, fam, I'm gonna try and watch the

1159
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:05,520
Speaker 1: Last Dance this weekend. Oh yes, finally I'll bend that

1160
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:07,680
Speaker 1: bad boy and then we're going to talk about how

1161
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 1: why the chiefs are so full of crap on Monday.

1162
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Man, yeah, brother, I'd like to weigh

1163
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:18,760
Speaker 1: in now, brother, Yeah, it's gonna be good. All right,

1164
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 1: have a good weekend. Um, you guys want to say

1165
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:24,560
Speaker 1: anything to me now? Good luck, man, good luck on

1166
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:27,640
Speaker 1: the beat. Happy birthday, thank you, thank you, right, thank

1167
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:32,440
Speaker 1: you today your birthday? Cut now tomorrow. Dude, But you know, coach,

1168
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 1: we gotta get him something we do. Yeah, should we

1169
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:40,400
Speaker 1: send him a stripper? No? Maybe you can open me

1170
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:43,240
Speaker 1: an online gambling account. That'd be great. Dude, he has

1171
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 1: I'll do it right now, coach, Hey, he has a

1172
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 1: he has a FedEx lady, come over, he thinks that's

1173
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 1: the stripper. Come on, come on, yes, I know it

1174
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:58,120
Speaker 1: ain't a package. Yeah, that package. I'm really just delivering

1175
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:01,439
Speaker 1: you a package, sir. Please? What can Brown do for me? Ah, girl,

1176
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 1: you can do a lot for me. Come on, yeah, baby,

1177
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:06,960
Speaker 1: box going the back, going back, Hey, sweet to get

1178
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 1: in here. This is what Eddie and Ray ordered me.

1179
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:11,880
Speaker 1: If you dress up ups as clothes off, come on in.

1180
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:19,120
Speaker 1: I remember this long. I'll put my thing in that box. Hey,

1181
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:27,480
Speaker 1: what's in that box? Is that in a box? We'll

1182
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:29,720
Speaker 1: tell you right now, couch. We're not sending a fed

1183
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:34,680
Speaker 1: X driver. Okay, al right, is that really my food

1184
01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:39,160
Speaker 1: delivery order? You being zexy? I just worked for Postmate, sir,

1185
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:46,400
Speaker 1: Please just tip and let me go. Alright, Happy birthday, coach,

1186
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:48,760
Speaker 1: all right, thank you very much. Feels good to be

1187
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 1: getting older. Hey, Coach, So if I opened up an

1188
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 1: account for you, I mean, that's not what you want, No, idiots,

1189
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:02,120
Speaker 1: We get him a vice for his birthday. Guys, I

1190
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:04,920
Speaker 1: don't think you understand it, like I would never use it.

1191
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:08,360
Speaker 1: It's okay to drop it, coach. We know, we know

1192
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:10,920
Speaker 1: your problem with addiction. We get it. Sorry, No, it

1193
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,840
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with me being addicted. Do you

1194
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:15,520
Speaker 1: understand if I was addicted, I would already be online

1195
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:18,960
Speaker 1: gambling now, Coach. That's why you have started, coach, and

1196
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:21,520
Speaker 1: we're probably Coach, addiction is a real thing, coach. We're

1197
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:24,200
Speaker 1: sorry we even joke about it. I'm sorry. Oh my god.

1198
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,760
Speaker 1: I would rather you give me a bag of coke

1199
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:36,480
Speaker 1: instead of a betting account. I'd rather you give me heroin.

1200
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:41,959
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't thank it. That's what he said

1201
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:54,320
Speaker 1: he wanted for his birthday. You send them heroin. Alright, Hey,

1202
01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:59,760
Speaker 1: happy opening day, exactly enjoy it. Anybody, anybody get tickets

1203
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:02,960
Speaker 1: to a game? Oh no, there aren't any, but I

1204
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:05,160
Speaker 1: mean football is here too, because I mean Tom Brady

1205
01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:07,280
Speaker 1: was the first time at the facility. I think it

1206
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:09,200
Speaker 1: was yesterday, the day before. I showed him rolling up

1207
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:12,320
Speaker 1: to the Buccaneers facility to get his Corona tests. All

1208
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:14,200
Speaker 1: to go to the right place or you drive into

1209
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:18,520
Speaker 1: somebody's house again in the front door, freaking idiot. Oh

1210
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:22,640
Speaker 1: my gosh. All right, all right, boys, yeah I had

1211
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:23,680
Speaker 1: it here, you guys, all right,