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Speaker 1: Sign for your prank phone call it's broken, Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning. And today, if you work with one of

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Speaker 1: the big couriers and your package gets lost or stuck somewhere,

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Speaker 1: your biggest nightmare is dealing with their customer service to

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Speaker 1: try to track it down.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, the correction.

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Speaker 1: The new biggest nightmare is dealing with two German guys

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Speaker 1: who work for that courier. Good luck getting any type

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Speaker 1: of coherent answer out of them. But that's what happens

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Speaker 1: today when a guy tries to send a pizza stone

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Speaker 1: in the mail and it goes missing. In your phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Guta Morgan. I'm calling from ZE Customer Supports for

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Speaker 1: Federal Express. My name is speaks Zikla. Uh who is

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Speaker 1: this speaks Zikla. This spelling is just how it sounds

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Speaker 1: like Ti x Stein from zifed X. You have submitted

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Speaker 1: an issue.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so I had a package that would stuck

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Speaker 3: at the transport facility, or at least that's what it

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Speaker 3: says online.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what else?

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Speaker 3: Well, and then they said it was missing, and then

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Speaker 3: they said they found it.

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Speaker 1: I actually work at the transport facility, but it's being held.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, and okay, honestly, you probably need to talk

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Speaker 1: to Hans about this. I'm going to call him over

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Speaker 1: here one seconds, please, hey, Hans, Yeah, Hans, come here please?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you remember the guys that I told you about, Toby,

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Speaker 1: the ones with the package issue. Oh yes, Toubin to yees, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's on the line. Oh hello, Toubin's yeah.

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Speaker 3: Ahi, Yes, it's Toby. Yes.

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Speaker 1: Would you like to tell Torbin what's happened this package?

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Speaker 2: Not really? Well, I mean I do not want to.

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Speaker 1: I feel you must.

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Speaker 3: What's going on, Hollow Tobbies.

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Speaker 2: This is Hans, and I know why your package has

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Speaker 2: been delayed.

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Speaker 1: Why well, me and.

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Speaker 2: The bunch of the guys from the warehouse we play

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Speaker 2: this little game called What's in the Package, which is

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Speaker 2: very fun. What anyways? We could not figure it out

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Speaker 2: after shaking it and passing it around, so we just

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Speaker 2: opened it up.

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Speaker 3: We've opened the package.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the game is called What's in the Package? That

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Speaker 2: is the point.

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Speaker 1: You're not comprehending the rules of what's in the copage?

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure.

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Speaker 3: Well, listen, whoever you are, Hans or whatever. I mean,

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Speaker 3: that's illegal. You can't do that according to who, according

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Speaker 3: to the law?

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Speaker 2: German law?

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Speaker 3: Which law?

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Speaker 1: Now I'm confusion, do you guys?

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Speaker 3: I mean I call it FedEx in Germany?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: No, we are in Cleveland, Yes?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 2: I wish we got jobs back home.

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Speaker 1: Go Coveniers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just go brown.

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Speaker 3: This is the dumbest thing ever. I ship a pizza

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Speaker 3: stone inside the US and I'm dealing with two German

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Speaker 3: FedEx guys.

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Speaker 1: You know, Toby, we will not take offense to that,

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Speaker 1: even though it was highly offensive. But honestly, you really

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Speaker 1: should have caught a head.

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Speaker 2: No, no, only if we put a note.

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Speaker 3: I'm not calling ahead to say don't open my package.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, look here's the deal, right, we feel bad

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Speaker 2: about the whole thing, so I'm going to be gracious

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Speaker 2: and we are not going to charge you for the repackaging.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that is very kind of us.

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Speaker 2: Well I am very gratuitous.

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Speaker 3: Hey, can you guys stop around. I need to know

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Speaker 3: where my pizza stone is.

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Speaker 1: Hmm, this word pizza I have not tried it before myself,

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Speaker 1: but I do know. There's a tiny little place in

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Speaker 1: Liechtenstein who does a special with brat urst and Strudel

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Speaker 1: on you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we must go try that together.

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Speaker 1: I'll show you the pictures right after tobyin pazers forty

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Speaker 1: five years for his repackaging feed. Yes, I'm not paying

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Speaker 1: for sure, ju No, Hans, He's right. He should not

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Speaker 1: have to pay for Oscar up and should not have

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Speaker 1: to pay for this prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: And we will wave the international fee because even my

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Speaker 2: occent is fake.

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Speaker 1: Wait wine, gentlemen, is very very unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: Wait, you'll suspect two it is.

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Speaker 1: I'm just an American dude.

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Speaker 2: I've been acting that the whole.

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Speaker 1: Time, the whole time.

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Speaker 3: What the hell is going on?

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Speaker 1: This is a prank phone call. You're on the radio

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Speaker 1: right now with the show called Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning.

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Speaker 2: Hi, good morning.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, your wife Vanessa sets you up because she

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Speaker 1: says your package went missing. You didn't know what happened

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Speaker 1: to it, so she thought we could mess with you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's been stuck at a warehouse for days.

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Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Good thing is we found it. It is here in Cleveland.

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Speaker 3: Look, that's the worst German accent I've heard in a

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Speaker 3: long time. Oh, why did you guys decide to do that.

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Speaker 2: You know, if it's all the outsourcing nowadays, it's just

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Speaker 2: cheaper to have the Germans do it right.

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Speaker 1: Germans do everything better.

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Speaker 2: Except for taking care of packages. You're not very good

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Speaker 2: at zatwa, this is true, but you're good at opening them.

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Speaker 1: Wound bar.

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Speaker 2: It's time to play vuds in Zimball day. You want

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Speaker 2: to play bro?

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Speaker 3: No, I'm good, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: American brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties