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Speaker 1: Right now, it is time to ask the CLO our

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Speaker 1: chief love officer and birthday boy, Steve Harvey. Ready, birthday boy,

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Speaker 1: Here we go. This is from Janice in Ontario. Jane's writes,

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Speaker 1: I'm sharing a home with my twin and she's on

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Speaker 1: a dating site. Last year she dated several men and

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Speaker 1: she had sex with all of them in the bedroom

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Speaker 1: next to mine. I think it's disgusting, but it's her

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Speaker 1: room and half of her house.

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Speaker 2: What can I do to stop this?

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Speaker 3: She wants it, do y'all twin, If you can't stop

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Speaker 3: it with what you want us to do, y'all been

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Speaker 3: together since the get go. If she ain't listening to you,

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Speaker 3: we can't hurt. I don't know what.

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Speaker 4: Next, next question should? All right? All right?

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Speaker 1: Moving on to Glenn and Raleigh. Glenn writes, my wife

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Speaker 1: sleeps in pajamas, a robe, her bonnet, earplugs, and and

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Speaker 1: I ask, it's like I'm in bed with my grandma

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Speaker 1: and she's only thirty two. How I politely tell her

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Speaker 1: this is not sexy, not at all. Uh.

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Speaker 4: She know it ain't sexy.

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Speaker 3: She's trying not to have sex, and so she got

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Speaker 3: on that wall, bonnet and all that tactical, Gill. You

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Speaker 3: ain't gonna be able to cut through that robe, that bonnet,

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Speaker 3: get the drawstring untied, slip them pajama off. Then you

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Speaker 3: gotta get that eye mask out the way. She probably

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Speaker 3: got on them hunting socks.

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Speaker 2: You know it just that's the only thing you Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Fuck, you got a bet DJs and a rope. You

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Speaker 1: take your robe off and then you get in the

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Speaker 1: bed with your teacha girl.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the sweat.

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Speaker 3: But there's two people on this show that can't sleep

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Speaker 3: in nothing metal fall, Yeah, bro, it ain't nothing. How

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Speaker 3: do you tell her that ain't sexy? She know that

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Speaker 3: ain't sexy. Dog, y'all got a deeper problem than that.

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Speaker 3: She don't want you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what's it?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 3: How?

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Speaker 1: What does he's got to say something, though, Steve? Because

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Speaker 1: their marriages and.

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Speaker 3: She don't want she don't want him touching her.

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Speaker 4: That's it? You got on all that amor Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah we're hop band pi.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you got a whole hiking outfit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's coming to She coming to bed looking like

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Speaker 3: the Monkster's walking across the country.

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Speaker 2: Yes, bless their heart. All right, Moving on to Cat

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Speaker 2: in Detroit.

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Speaker 1: Wait, you said you can't Cat in Detroit writes, my

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Speaker 1: little dog had a big accident and my boyfriend's back

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Speaker 1: seat and it was a sticky, stinky mess.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: My boyfriend wasn't mad at first, but when he got

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Speaker 1: the car clean, he expected me to give him his

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Speaker 1: one hundred and eighteen dollars back. I think that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Do I have to pay him back? What you can

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Speaker 1: help them, y'all tripping?

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Speaker 3: I'm glad to get this one hundred and eighteen so

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Speaker 3: we can get the dog mess out my back seat.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. Yah.

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Speaker 2: First of he was, well, I got.

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Speaker 4: News for you.

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Speaker 3: I got news for you. Your dog is not getting

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Speaker 3: in my car no more. Okay, you know that's there's

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Speaker 3: the one word you need to teach dolls early what

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Speaker 3: stay and then drive off?

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Speaker 2: Wait and leave the dog dog?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because he in the back seat just blowing up

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Speaker 3: the back seat. That's not gonna happen again. They got cages.

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Speaker 3: We'll be back in the cage till we come back. No, man,

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Speaker 3: nog the one hundred and eighteen. These dudes is different nowadays. Man,

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Speaker 3: So like you know, you're gonna make the girl pay

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Speaker 3: one hundred and eighteen dollars. These These young young men

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Speaker 3: are different now. They have no sense of it's not

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Speaker 3: her fault, it's her dog, But it wasn't her fault.

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Speaker 3: Nobody put him back there to do that. And so

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Speaker 3: I don't, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Are they gonna last?

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Speaker 4: No, they ain't gonna make it. They like it.

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Speaker 3: Some dog poop is good fin to break y'all up.

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Speaker 3: One hundred and eighteen dollars is finna breaking y'all can't

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Speaker 3: get married because it's way too much poop coming your way.

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Speaker 4: It ain't gonna be out the dog either.

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Speaker 2: What did your brain they announce you? Just say whatever again?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot of poop coming y'all's whar It

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Speaker 3: ain't gonna be coming out the dog either.

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Speaker 5: Say break up now, stop break on that now, save yourself,

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Speaker 5: all right? Last one, Steve, Last one. This is from

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Speaker 5: Balboa in Chesterfield. Balboa writes, I have man boobs now,

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Speaker 5: and my wife loves to pull on them and make jokes.

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Speaker 5: She wouldn't like it if I poked on her fat

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Speaker 5: tummy and I pulled her back fat.

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Speaker 2: How do I get hurt to stop?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Well, poker in her stomach and pull on that back

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Speaker 3: fat that end.

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Speaker 4: That'll do it. Oh she'll be so mad. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: it would be a big argument.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Is there is there something you can do about?

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Speaker 2: Man boob though? Can you exercise them away?

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Speaker 4: Can you do something? Back back? Fat?

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Speaker 2: I'm asking why don't touch she touchy? Did we have

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Speaker 2: a situation? There's something you need to tell us to.

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Speaker 3: Fire?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, okay, wow, shut the room down. Yes, I'm

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Speaker 2: telling me.

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Speaker 3: Sit up. Hey, have y'all seen now seen just past

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Speaker 3: the online black dude Beard got a blue dress home

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Speaker 3: with heal?

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Speaker 4: Yeah I saw, yeah, I saw that. Yeah, I saw that.

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Speaker 4: And the dress is real tight. I kept swipe. I'm

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Speaker 4: sitting here going hold up, man, what's happening with the

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Speaker 4: church now?

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Speaker 2: It's just like everything else, Steve, The whole world is crazy.

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Speaker 2: Everybody's this is just they ain't working.

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Speaker 3: They got a church with where these two dudes is

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Speaker 3: married and and the pastor's husband is the first husband

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Speaker 3: of the church.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is entertainment.

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Speaker 2: You ain't heard. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show