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Speaker 1: Girl, what's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's alser line.

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Speaker 3: Good by, Just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 3: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 3: a guy approaches you while you're out at the club

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Speaker 3: and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hi, either,

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Speaker 3: pretty lady, I just heard from the bouncer he's going

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Speaker 3: to kick you out.

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Speaker 4: Oh no.

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Speaker 3: The reason why is because your hotness makes all the

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Speaker 3: other women here look bad.

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Speaker 4: Nice, even my girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: Oh, whatever you do, don't tell him his cologne smells

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Speaker 3: like wet dog. Instead, plug your nose and ask him

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Speaker 3: if he likes to party. That's when you give them

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Speaker 3: the number of the loser lines. Hopefully he leaves an

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Speaker 3: awkward voicemail we can play on the air voicemails like

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Speaker 3: this one.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Jen, this is d You give me a number.

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Speaker 1: The problem that I have that I need to talk

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Speaker 1: to you about is I can't find it my niggy.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 1: I'm hoping that maybe you picked it up, but that

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Speaker 1: you've seen it. You saw it fall on the ground.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I told you about my little niggy.

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Speaker 1: I've had it since I was a baby, carry it

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Speaker 1: with me because it keeps me calm. Please, I really

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Speaker 1: needed it's been popped in the last couple of days. Please,

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Speaker 1: if you would please give me a call back? I

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Speaker 1: uh please, uh, I really need my NIGGI please.

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Speaker 3: Saying is MIGGI right.

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Speaker 2: With an M?

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Is it a blanket?

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Speaker 5: Is it a pacifier? What is this guy carrying around?

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Speaker 2: It's a stuffy or something?

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Speaker 3: Gray man sucking on a binkie to make himself feel good?

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Speaker 5: I mean, what's hotter really? Yea, yeah, an infantile grown man.

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Speaker 3: It's nice to know that masculine men still exist in

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Speaker 3: this society. You got the brawny man, Marlboro Man, and

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Speaker 3: Miggie Man. By the way, my baby blanket's name is

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Speaker 3: bluey Oh, it's better than let me guess it's blue.

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Speaker 3: It's I was a very smart guy.

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Speaker 2: Next message, Hey Stephen, it's Kay from the other night.

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Speaker 2: You know you're talking about how I have.

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Speaker 4: A lot of plants. You know I'm a plant mom.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I know that you mentioned that you were going

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Speaker 2: to Australia. There's this amazing plant called the lion's tail.

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Speaker 2: It has these beautiful orange flowers. It's gorgeous and so

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Speaker 2: if there's a way that you could possibly get it

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Speaker 2: back here covertly for me, I would seriously pay just

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Speaker 2: about anything. I actually have a guy that usually helps

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Speaker 2: me out with this stuff, but the last time I

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Speaker 2: touched base with him, he was in Argentina and he

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Speaker 2: was going to bring some things back for me on

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Speaker 2: a boat. But I actually I haven't heard from him

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Speaker 2: in about seven weeks, so I'm actually kind of fearing

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Speaker 2: the worst because usually he gets back to me right away. Anyway, Sorry,

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Speaker 2: I guess give me a call back and I hope

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Speaker 2: to hear from you soon next message.

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Speaker 3: She laughed when she was like, I'm kind of fearing

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Speaker 3: the worst. Anyway, I throw it like drug lords and

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Speaker 3: stuff were like and heartless.

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Speaker 5: Apparently it's plant ladies.

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Speaker 3: That dark plants underground.

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Speaker 2: Thank god.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like she's into some weird undercover stuff. So

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Speaker 3: before she smuggles another plane out of Tanzania, she should

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Speaker 3: probably head over to our TikTok at Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: no license to kill there, but there is a license

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Speaker 3: to laugh.

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Speaker 1: Oh, jeff jeff that I don't know fly.

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Speaker 3: The name's Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey Okay, on TikTok.

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Speaker 4: Yeah weeks that's good. Okay.

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Speaker 3: We also were favorite loser line of the week on

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Speaker 3: there too. It's hidden on the page, the one with

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Speaker 3: the least amount of views in.

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Speaker 5: Seven views.

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Speaker 4: There we go.

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Speaker 3: So now let's get back to the clips.

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Speaker 4: I just had the weirdest dream about you. But we

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Speaker 4: were at that jazz club that we met, and they

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Speaker 4: asked if anyone wanted to come up and solo, and

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Speaker 4: got up and you started playing the sacks and you

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Speaker 4: killed it. Next thing I know, Kenny G is on

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Speaker 4: the stage with you, and you guys are doing a

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Speaker 4: duet and you started making out with Kenny G. And

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Speaker 4: Kenny looks at me and he's asking me like, do

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Speaker 4: you want to join in? Freaking out because I'm thinking

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Speaker 4: to myself, do I join in? I mean, you don't

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Speaker 4: say no to Kenny G? Right, Yeah? And I woke up.

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Speaker 4: It was so weird, like there's got to be some

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Speaker 4: type of like message that I'm supposed to take from this.

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Speaker 4: Next Yeah, I think it said you need a Kenny

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Speaker 4: G booty call.

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Speaker 3: Clearly I got a dream. Yeah yeah, yeah, who hasn't

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Speaker 3: had a dream about it?

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Speaker 5: Reway kids with Kenny and I mean I would take

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Speaker 5: Kenny g over bono. I think really just that hair.

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Speaker 5: That hair is so beautiful. It's got hair.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Karl Witch.

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Speaker 5: As we talked, I was I was getting this familiar

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Speaker 5: vibe about you, and then it hit me. You wore

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Speaker 5: the same perfume as my ex. Anyway, so it'd be

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Speaker 5: fun to take you to like her her favorite restaurant.

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Speaker 5: We could go dancing. She she loves to go dancing,

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Speaker 5: and god, uh, I just think it'd be really help

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Speaker 5: healthy for me to you know, like face this and

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Speaker 5: and you you know, you could replace her in her scent.

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Speaker 5: Right anyway, don't worry.

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Speaker 4: I'm over her.

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Speaker 5: It's been three years now, but uh please say yes,

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Speaker 5: all right, call me back.

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Speaker 3: I have never heard a more convincing argument that a

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Speaker 3: woman than that.

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Speaker 5: There can I dress you like her?

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Speaker 3: Tell you her name, but I'm over Actually I have

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Speaker 3: someone her hair left film.

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Speaker 5: Could you just like exit into.

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Speaker 3: Yours totally healthy relations? Absolutely somebody missed out.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 3: Remember you can listen to the Loser Line regularly at

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Speaker 3: this time every week, and make sure you subscribe to

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Speaker 3: the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube channel, where you can listen

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Speaker 3: every Loser Line, second Date and phone's app that we

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Speaker 3: do right up there. Jake's leaving the room early. Where

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Speaker 3: are you going, Jay, Jake's got things to do. We

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Speaker 3: got a phone tap coming up right after this.

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.