WEBVTT - Awkward Tuesday: Carrot Top Jackpot

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you made it to the podcast Welcome and we

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<v Speaker 1>try a thing in December, Yeah, we did write what

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<v Speaker 1>we do Alexis, We started putting awkward Tuesdays on a

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday totally makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah day, and we asked you do you like it?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want us to keep doing it? Overwhelmingly people

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<v Speaker 1>commented on our Spotify page that yes, please keep doing up.

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely keep it up. I could binge this all day,

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<v Speaker 1>and one person even said this is pretty.

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<v Speaker 3>Mid Yes, I love a pretty mid guys jemming.

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<v Speaker 1>List and you're stuck with your awkward Tuesdays on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And if you want to hear a full.

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<v Speaker 1>Hour of our show, we do a brand new show

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<v Speaker 1>every day Monday through Friday. Just go to the Briock

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<v Speaker 1>and Jeffrey main feed. But for now, let's make things

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<v Speaker 1>a little weird and get awkward.

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<v Speaker 4>When was the last time you heard news that actually

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<v Speaker 4>made you happy? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Boy? Oh, you say the word news and I get

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<v Speaker 3>to press.

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<v Speaker 2>It does happen?

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<v Speaker 4>And I know for Alexis it was when Claw came

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<v Speaker 4>out with a flavor called Kickball Crunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Is really exciting.

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<v Speaker 4>Taste and find out. For Jose was getting his negative

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<v Speaker 4>test results back. Yeah, that was a big day.

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<v Speaker 3>For Brook.

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<v Speaker 4>She was thrilled when authorities decided to hold off on

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<v Speaker 4>the search warrant. But don't worry, Michael, Someday somebody will

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<v Speaker 4>find you a promise. Well, today, one of our listeners

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<v Speaker 4>is about to get some fantastic news because his wife

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<v Speaker 4>went on a girls trip to Vegas and maybe one

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<v Speaker 4>of the best things ever just happened to her. You're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna find out what it was when we do your

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<v Speaker 4>brand new awkward Tuesday phone call next.

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<v Speaker 2>It's awkward.

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<v Speaker 5>It's Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 3>It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

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<v Speaker 4>When you think of awkward Tuesday, I know a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of us, including our listeners, probably think, uh oh, it's

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<v Speaker 4>cringe time. Yeah, like when Uncle Ivan lost his tooth

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<v Speaker 4>in the chocolate fountain. How do you tell somebody, Hey,

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<v Speaker 4>I think you may have eaten my tooth.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's not a marshmallow floating.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, why is the tooth floating?

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<v Speaker 4>Cringey for sure, But it doesn't always have to be

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<v Speaker 4>that way on this show. For this segment and today's

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<v Speaker 4>proof because one of our listeners, Jamie wants to share

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<v Speaker 4>some surprising but good news.

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<v Speaker 2>For once, we could be happier to help.

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<v Speaker 4>So, Jamie, you do realize the last three people that

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<v Speaker 4>we had on this segment cried after the show.

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<v Speaker 2>So are you sure you want to do this?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, yes, I'm sure okay.

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<v Speaker 3>And one of the people crying was me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hoping that it's like cry with happy tears. I

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<v Speaker 1>love crying that way. I mean, doesn't she have a surprise.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Hopefully there's no crying at all. That's what I would.

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<v Speaker 1>Every emotion through tears.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, not everybody's as emotionally unstable as So let's ask Jamie,

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<v Speaker 4>why did you email us for help today?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay? So the other week, me and five of my

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<v Speaker 5>close girlfriends we had to like get away. Its like

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<v Speaker 5>a four to five day getaway. Fun for you, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>thank you. It was awesome. We were in Home Springs

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<v Speaker 5>and while we were there, we decided one day we

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<v Speaker 5>were going to go to Las Vegas.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's my home away from home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean because like, Palm Springs is fun and

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<v Speaker 1>there's like nightlife, but it's not like Vegas nightlife.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. And we're just there for a day and it

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<v Speaker 5>got to be eleven pm, so it's really late, and

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, all right, good night, you know. But

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<v Speaker 5>then my other girl my girlfriends though, were like, let's gamble.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're in Vegas, come, you're going to bed at

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<v Speaker 1>eleven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, why aren't you on the slot? Why are you sleeping?

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<v Speaker 3>And you get free drinks while you gamble? All right?

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<v Speaker 5>Well I was I, you know, I've never really gambled,

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<v Speaker 5>and I don't know the rules. So I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>let's just go to bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, don't we don't mean to shame you for your trip.

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<v Speaker 3>One friend in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Group those is right, there's always the one.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm not one friend. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But he was convinced to go gambling.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so then I was convinced to go with him. Right,

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<v Speaker 5>And they're playing Blackjack, uh huh yeah, And I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>I do not know this game. So I just sat

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<v Speaker 5>at a slot machine. I just watched and I was

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<v Speaker 5>sitting there for a while, and then all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 5>this guy I was pretty sure was carrat Top started

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<v Speaker 5>hitting on me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, if anybody doesn't know, carrat Top's been like performing,

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<v Speaker 6>he's a comedian of prop comic in Vegas for like

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<v Speaker 6>thirty years.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like super muscly now, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And they call him because of his red hair.

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<v Speaker 5>Well okay, well it looked a lot like him, but

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<v Speaker 5>it wasn't. I don't think it was him.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, I mean it would probably be hard for

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<v Speaker 1>Carrot Top to go anywhere in Vegas. I think that

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of iconic.

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<v Speaker 3>You would have a team of bodyguards.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I'm just sad how much we know about Carrots.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So some guy that looks like Carrot Tops hitting

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<v Speaker 4>on you by the slots.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and you know I wasn't having it, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>because I have a husband and it's car Top looking

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<v Speaker 5>like guys.

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<v Speaker 1>So I know.

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<v Speaker 5>I moved to a different slot machine, you know, away

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<v Speaker 5>from my girlfriends, and I was bored because they were

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<v Speaker 5>playing forever and so I decided to play the slot machine.

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<v Speaker 1>As one does.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's how they get you.

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<v Speaker 5>And all of a sudden, it started like freaking out,

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<v Speaker 5>like it was like thing bang bomb, you know, like

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<v Speaker 5>freaking going really crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>What can I make those noises again?

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<v Speaker 5>Bang bang?

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<v Speaker 7>Whatever?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm there. So what did you?

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<v Speaker 1>What did you win?

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<v Speaker 5>I won fifteen thousand dollars?

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<v Speaker 6>Whoa and you we're going to go to bed that night.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, now the party's really odd. Yeah, that's top money.

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<v Speaker 5>That is. I was freaking out in all sorts of ways,

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<v Speaker 5>and I was away from my girlfriends, so they didn't

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<v Speaker 5>even see that I want it. So a lot of

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<v Speaker 5>stuff was going through my mind. Okay. So one, I

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<v Speaker 5>wanted to tell my husband, but it's like way too

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<v Speaker 5>late at this point because it wakes up really early.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, who cares? You just won fifteen grands.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you're right, you know. I guess looking back, I

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<v Speaker 5>probably should have just gone for it. But you know,

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<v Speaker 5>number two, I wanted to like tell my girlfriends right away,

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<v Speaker 5>but they would text their husbands because they don't care,

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<v Speaker 5>and they'd wake them up and tell them, and then

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<v Speaker 5>their husband would tell my husband. Okay, and I didn't

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<v Speaker 5>want to ruin the surprise that way.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you could surprise all of them in the morning

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<v Speaker 6>at the same time.

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<v Speaker 3>That's actually cool.

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<v Speaker 7>I like it the way of thinking, right.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. So I was like, Okay, I'm gonna take the

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<v Speaker 5>stub home because yeah, exactly, I think it'd be fun

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<v Speaker 5>to come back down with my husband and catch it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you are trusting yourself to hold on to a

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<v Speaker 1>little piece of paper that says you're owed fifteen thousand dollars?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you joking me?

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<v Speaker 5>I never put it down. It was like in my

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<v Speaker 5>hands at all times. I was afraid to do good.

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<v Speaker 4>And so wait, you you haven't told your friends or

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<v Speaker 4>your husband about this yet?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I want wait, is this the awkward part? We're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>call and tell them. You're gonna tell them?

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<v Speaker 5>So I want you guys to help me tell my husband, Nicky, we.

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<v Speaker 3>Are actually gonna make someone dead.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it's just a bad time to let you know.

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<v Speaker 4>We do have a fifteen thousand dollars surprise. Okay, now

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<v Speaker 4>this is actually really exciting. We never get to deliver

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<v Speaker 4>news like this.

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<v Speaker 6>Hold on, it's still awkward Tuesday. We're not just gonna

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<v Speaker 6>call and say, hey, buddy, surprise.

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<v Speaker 3>Are we gonna like, we gotta give her some advice?

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<v Speaker 3>How are we going to say?

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<v Speaker 2>That's what our jobs are.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to play a song.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to think about what you just said.

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<v Speaker 3>Bad news first, well.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks to some ideas, hopefully some better ones than that,

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<v Speaker 4>and we'll come back. We'll give you our advice and

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<v Speaker 4>let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call and tell

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<v Speaker 4>your husband you just won fifteen grand and Vegas?

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, hold on, it's awkward.

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<v Speaker 7>It's Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 3>It's awkward, Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 7>Phone call.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Yes, how.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you surprise your husband with the news that you

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<v Speaker 4>won fifteen grand on a slot machine during a girl's

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<v Speaker 4>trip in Las Vegas?

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<v Speaker 7>Excited?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to just do like a trail of

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<v Speaker 1>dollar bills to the bed and sends.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess we want to be weird about it.

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<v Speaker 4>I personally would recommend you hire Carrot Top to do

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<v Speaker 4>it for you, but if you can't afford him, then

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<v Speaker 4>you go with the cheapo. Sure, the much much cheaper option.

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<v Speaker 4>Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Yea, yeah, you free ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 4>We might not have cool, wacky props or big orange hair,

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<v Speaker 4>but we have a secret weapon.

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<v Speaker 3>What's that, alexis what?

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<v Speaker 2>What's your idea?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm the secret weapon.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not good for you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think?

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<v Speaker 3>What would I do to surprise someone?

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<v Speaker 2>I would yep, so you get what you pay for

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<v Speaker 2>with and Jeffy and she's.

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<v Speaker 3>Going to spoil a surprise. I probably would have spent

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<v Speaker 3>it all already.

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<v Speaker 2>Is new because I bought it Okay, that's for you, Brook,

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you have something.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Okay, I just think you gotta be careful about

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<v Speaker 1>the way you deliver this because you know, if my

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<v Speaker 1>husband came home from a Vegas trip and said, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>I have something to tell you, immediately, my gut sinks

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<v Speaker 1>and I am having like alarm nis going off, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I just think you need to lead with like this

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<v Speaker 1>is good news.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll try to remember that. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>really nervous right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is great. Tell him it's good news.

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<v Speaker 3>Good.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, what do you think?

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<v Speaker 3>Mine's a lot more fun?

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<v Speaker 6>You saying when you get on the phone, right, you

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<v Speaker 6>tell him I have a huge surprise.

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<v Speaker 3>But he has to guess with just one hint. That's

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<v Speaker 3>when you start doing the jackpots sound effects.

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<v Speaker 5>Yesses.

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<v Speaker 3>Then you say yes, you're right, we got fairty thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, and if he gets it wrong, then the marriage

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<v Speaker 4>is over an ultimato, Yeah, there has to be something.

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<v Speaker 2>It's safe that way.

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<v Speaker 1>You did listen to her jackpot sound effects. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>sound like a jackpot at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, who said it was going to be easy?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe her husband knows her better than anybody, and understand

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<v Speaker 4>what it means.

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<v Speaker 3>More fun at least, right, at the very least.

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<v Speaker 4>We have a funny sound effect that we can play

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<v Speaker 4>in the middle, So that's going to be our backup plan.

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<v Speaker 2>You feel ready to do.

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<v Speaker 5>This, Jamie, Oh my gosh. Okay, so just smile and

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<v Speaker 5>make their noises. Yeah, okay, we'll see what comes out.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, I'm gonna die your husband's number and you

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<v Speaker 4>can tell them that you're a fifteen thousand air now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay you.

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<v Speaker 5>Who? Hey, babe, Oh hey, are you busy right now?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm at work, but you know.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, are you having a good day?

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<v Speaker 2>It's work?

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<v Speaker 7>So yeah, yeah, yeah, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>I actually have to tell you something. I'll try to

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<v Speaker 5>make it quick. I know I told you that we

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<v Speaker 5>went to Vegas, you know, me and the girls. But

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<v Speaker 5>there's something I did not tell you.

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<v Speaker 7>What What didn't you tell me?

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<v Speaker 5>What do you mean me? Okay? Sorry, I'm like so

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<v Speaker 5>nervous right now. I'm just I'm I'm really bad at surprises.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just okay. Yeah, just promise you.

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<v Speaker 7>I promise I won't be mad.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, there's something I didn't tell you that.

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<v Speaker 7>Why why would I know? It makes you? I'm like scared.

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<v Speaker 7>Now I'm like, did you did you like drunkenly hook

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<v Speaker 7>up with someone?

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, honey, I would never cheat on you. But no,

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<v Speaker 5>there was actually this guy that looks like Cartop. He

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<v Speaker 5>looked like him.

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<v Speaker 7>I wasn't actually, Oh my god, tell me you screwed

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<v Speaker 7>Cara Top.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my no, no, I did not have sex with

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<v Speaker 5>carrat Top. I did not. Sorry, very disappoint.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, just tell me, okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay, So wild, I was in Vegas. I actually

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<v Speaker 5>tried gambling for the first time.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh no, oh what You lost a lot of money,

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<v Speaker 7>didn't you. No, No, no, I don't know. I told you.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not dipping into our child five two nine anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, no god, Oh my god, you're so dramatic.

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<v Speaker 7>Right now, you're dramatic. Just tell me what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>So, yeah, I didn't know what I was doing, but

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<v Speaker 5>while I was at the slot machine, I ended up

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<v Speaker 5>winning a bunch of money.

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<v Speaker 7>Shut up, you did not.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm serious. I want a really big jackpot.

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<v Speaker 7>You're lying. There's no way you would have told me

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<v Speaker 7>right away.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh come on, I wanted to surprise you, and I

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<v Speaker 5>didn't want to not any the girls because they know

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<v Speaker 5>they would have blabbed their husband. So I waited, Wait,

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<v Speaker 5>you're serious, I am.

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<v Speaker 7>How much did you win?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you sitting down?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes? How much to be win?

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<v Speaker 5>I won fifteen thousand dollars?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Did you hear?

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<v Speaker 2>Did the phone cut out? Say it again?

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<v Speaker 3>Say it hasn't clicked yet with him?

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<v Speaker 5>Fifteen thousand dollars?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I heard you. But who are all those people?

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<v Speaker 7>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>What up?

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<v Speaker 3>Nick?

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<v Speaker 4>Every in the morning, You're on the radio right now,

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<v Speaker 4>and we're trying to deliver some great news to you.

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<v Speaker 3>You want fifteen thousands go home from work right now?

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<v Speaker 7>Alright? This is super weird. Baby. Did you know that

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<v Speaker 7>they take like six grand after taxes? Like right there?

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's fifteen thousand dollars? I mean, who can if

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<v Speaker 1>there's taxes taken out?

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<v Speaker 7>It's free money, dude, I guess. But she set it

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<v Speaker 7>up like there was this huge jackpot. I thought she

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<v Speaker 7>was gonna say like it was like a million dollars

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<v Speaker 7>or something.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually took her sales.

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<v Speaker 2>That would have been better news. You are right, she actually.

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<v Speaker 1>Set it up like she cheated on you in the beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to and I don't know what happened there.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, are you an accountant? You think of tax is

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<v Speaker 3>a lot?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, your mind went right to it.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, doesn't it sound exciting though, like she gambled for

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<v Speaker 4>the first time and won a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 7>I guess it's cool, But baby, you didn't You didn't

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<v Speaker 7>cash it, didn't you.

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<v Speaker 5>No. I wanted to do it together so we could

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<v Speaker 5>like celebrate.

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<v Speaker 2>That's cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool.

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<v Speaker 7>Now we're gonna have to fly out and spend more

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<v Speaker 7>money just to get the money.

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<v Speaker 3>But wait, lady, and did you know the manuarri was

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<v Speaker 3>so yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I guess I'm have to do another girl's trip.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you rich or something?

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<v Speaker 7>I know we're not rich, but like, baby, literally couldn't

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<v Speaker 7>even buy half a car for that amount.

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<v Speaker 1>Ok yeah, okay, so you're telling me you're sitting at

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<v Speaker 1>the jackpot it's not hers you and you went a

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen grand and you're just like, huh, that sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Might not even come here.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, No, it's it's fine. I was just I was

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<v Speaker 7>just thinking the way you set it up, I thought

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<v Speaker 7>it was gonna be like a million bucks.

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<v Speaker 3>Like rich.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I see what you're saying, Jamie. Could you go

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<v Speaker 4>back to the slot machines and maybe try again get

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<v Speaker 4>a million.

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<v Speaker 2>We can do it better next time, Black, Jamie, I'm.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, Yeah, I can do these sounds to be people.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you know what, you know what, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what those sounds are.

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<v Speaker 7>Nick R two D two having a heart attack.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a pretty good slot machine jackpot sounds.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, I uh, it's just you know, uh, we can

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<v Speaker 7>go to Olive Garden.

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<v Speaker 2>Bottom spreads. I mean, this is amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>We found some way to take a very happy situation

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<v Speaker 4>and make everybody angry with each other. Brook and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 4>in the Morning has that type of magic.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we can frustrate anyone.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, So am I done? Do I still have to

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<v Speaker 7>go on the phone with you guys because I have

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<v Speaker 7>to get back to work.

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead, go back to work.

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<v Speaker 4>Man. Yeah, Jamie, it sounds like you probably should have

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<v Speaker 4>hooked up with that care top.

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<v Speaker 2>Look any of the

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<v Speaker 5>Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning