WEBVTT - #321: Ya Got Any Egg Whites Back There?

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<v Speaker 1>Guess who just got back today the Brooklyn bus that

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<v Speaker 1>had been away.

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<v Speaker 2>They both have so much to say. You know their

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<v Speaker 2>names of Brillian Sker The Boys of Fragons.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy New Year, Episode three twenty one of the Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 1>Boys podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm scar related for help.

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<v Speaker 1>Lad.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all right, I know we had a slice time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay, yeah, right, you have Scary John's that's David Brody,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Scary Jones with David Brodie, David Body with

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<v Speaker 1>Scary Jones.

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<v Speaker 2>And by the way, shout out to all the slices

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<v Speaker 2>who left talkbacks deliberately saying Happy New Years. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 2>got the joke. But you know what I saw the ultimate?

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<v Speaker 2>I saw the ultimate. I saw somebody posted Happy New

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<v Speaker 2>Year is apostrophe S. So that's somebody who thinks again,

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<v Speaker 2>who's conflating New Year's Eve with Happy New Year? But

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<v Speaker 2>then somehow pluralizing it with an apostrophe S. That seems

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<v Speaker 2>to be a new thing lately I've noticed with people

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<v Speaker 2>like the pluralizing things. I saw it a posturephe S.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw a Happy New Year's with an s apostrophe. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>that means the thing after it owned is belongs to

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<v Speaker 2>the happy New Year. Car I don't, I don't. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not that difficult.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy New Year. Happy, the new Year's here, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>new year.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy, have a happy. We're also recording us on January night,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's you know, and uh, shout out and condolences

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<v Speaker 2>to to everybody who's being affected or knows someone affected

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<v Speaker 2>by the Los Angeles area fires. What a what an

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<v Speaker 2>unbelievable tragedy. I can't and I have to say, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>seeing infestation again on social media the same I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if it's the same people of the same mindset

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<v Speaker 2>that were happy with the guy being killed in Manhattan.

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<v Speaker 2>The CEO are now like fuck it, they're rich people

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<v Speaker 2>that can afford to lose.

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<v Speaker 1>No. Oh, no, okay, let's let's stop right there. You

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<v Speaker 1>know you're only hearing about that. No, no, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna add him to your point.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, people need to understand that the celebrities are

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<v Speaker 1>the ones that are in the news, but there's like

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<v Speaker 1>ninety nine are regular everyday Americans that live in those areas.

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, why does celebrities deserve to have

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<v Speaker 1>their homes burned down? Nobody does rich you are, Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>poor people think you're rich. That's right, slices right, And

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, slices. I know I have more compassion

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<v Speaker 1>than that I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm seeing on social media saying, oh fuck, by

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<v Speaker 2>the way, just because you live outside Los Angeles doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>mean you're rich. My friend's cousins lost that entire house. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not rich.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they're not teach These are middle class teacher. His

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<v Speaker 1>house is gone, yes, gone. But people put a blanket,

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<v Speaker 1>do they blanket? Like, oh, it's all celebrities out there.

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<v Speaker 1>They deserve it.

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<v Speaker 2>Mike Sconsons has a small apartment and he's about six

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<v Speaker 2>blocks away from the edge of the fire. He's unemployed.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not rich.

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<v Speaker 1>It's you know what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't and it doesn't matter. Rich people can lose.

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<v Speaker 1>Their ship too. It's the magic. It's the magic of

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<v Speaker 1>you know, all we've been taught at. You know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like la, you're la oh Hollywood, Oh that's it. Every

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<v Speaker 1>Even so, even if you're rich, even if you're rich,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't deserve it.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it.

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>These aren't bad people. Listen, this is a tragedy.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just be nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's let's make twenty twenty five a year of compassion

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<v Speaker 2>is a what I'm saying, and the majority of the people,

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<v Speaker 2>even rich people, poor people.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody, and you know, yeah but everybody, every a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people people below the poverty line out there, Brody, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>there are.

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<v Speaker 2>Rich people who are pricks, you know what. There's also

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<v Speaker 2>put uh what you cut out? You cut out? What

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<v Speaker 2>did you unplug your microphone? You got so angry?

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<v Speaker 1>They just want to.

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<v Speaker 2>And now and now his microphone is off? Yeah all right, well, yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Feel the same way as you do, but just and

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<v Speaker 1>don't make blanket statements because most people that live in

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<v Speaker 1>that area are not people that are rich anyway, but

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<v Speaker 1>not that the rich deserve it. Okay, we can move

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<v Speaker 1>on now.

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<v Speaker 2>Let twenty twenty five be the year of compassion and

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<v Speaker 2>feel bad for people even if they have more money

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<v Speaker 2>than you. That's all I'm saying. All right, But that

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<v Speaker 2>being said, back to the comedy. Back to the comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>Back to the comedy. I'm gonna call scary out on

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<v Speaker 2>something because I do listen. So, if you've ever posted

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<v Speaker 2>an Instagram story that's more than one screen, you have

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<v Speaker 2>to tap to go to the next one, or you're

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<v Speaker 2>waiting to.

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<v Speaker 1>Go see the next one.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes you put up like a thirty second clip and

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<v Speaker 2>it breaks it up into two fifteen second clips.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that accurate? Scary?

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<v Speaker 2>That is correct?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>And if you put up two photographs, you have to

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<v Speaker 2>wait for the next one to come up or click

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<v Speaker 2>the next one. So I put up a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>weeks ago, we ago, half ago, whatever it was. I

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<v Speaker 2>put up two p pictures of me, I think at

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<v Speaker 2>a cooking class. I put up a food I think,

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<v Speaker 2>and I put music behind it in graphics, and I

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<v Speaker 2>had a song.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was Paya.

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<v Speaker 2>I put a Payea song on there, and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder how many people have watched Someone who's watching

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<v Speaker 2>it and one of if it's popular, people care that

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<v Speaker 2>I took a cooking class. So I click on the

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<v Speaker 2>analytics of the first picture and it shows me, like

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<v Speaker 2>at the time, I was like, you know, nine hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and eighty seven people had viewed it, and it shows

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<v Speaker 2>me who viewed it. So I see all the blue

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<v Speaker 2>check marks, like all my friends and my former co workers.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, there's Scary, and there's his girlfriend Robin,

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<v Speaker 2>and there's other people from the morning show and a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of celebrities that follow me, and then all the

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<v Speaker 2>slices that follow me. So I see this nine hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and eighty seven on the first one, and like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, eight hundred and twenty looked at the second one.

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<v Speaker 2>So I go over and I look at the second one.

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<v Speaker 2>I see who looked at it, and there's Robin and

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<v Speaker 2>the celebrities, and I see, guess what, well, Scary didn't

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<v Speaker 2>watch the second one. You know, he's Scary saw my

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<v Speaker 2>first my first story and was like, I'm out on

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<v Speaker 2>Brody and he swiped rather than tap, so that he

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<v Speaker 2>never saw the rest of my experience.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you fuck you, Scary Jones? First of all, are

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<v Speaker 1>you that petty? Are you that petty that you're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to see who carries over from one story to the

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<v Speaker 1>But but when you when you look at the analytics,

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<v Speaker 1>it shows you the people that you follow first. So

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<v Speaker 1>initially I saw the first you know, let's say eight

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<v Speaker 1>people that I follow.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, how do you know?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know that I wasn't interrupted by a

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<v Speaker 1>phone call or something or something got distract I got distracted.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't willingly not watch your.

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<v Speaker 1>Shipped swiped if you tapped click.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, wow, scary. I look at all your ship. I

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<v Speaker 2>look at every every one of your videos. You saw

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<v Speaker 2>you saw my cruise. So I went on that cruise. Yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I saw the cruise, A beautiful ship, the Viva, right

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<v Speaker 2>Viva tell Norwegian Viva.

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<v Speaker 1>I got away.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta say my New Year's Eve it was great.

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<v Speaker 2>It was awesome being on the ship. How Whoever, it

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<v Speaker 2>was the first time Robin.

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<v Speaker 1>And I were alone where we knew nobody else, so

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<v Speaker 1>it was kind of like Happy New Year, raise a glass.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh nobody recognized no campaign, Yeah but no. But see

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<v Speaker 1>for me when I ring in the this is just

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<v Speaker 1>my tradition. I don't know about you, but when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on New Year's Eve, I want to be around as

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<v Speaker 1>many people as I know in love as possible. So

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<v Speaker 1>in all my years, I've always gone to parties with

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<v Speaker 1>people we know. You know, the whole Happy New Year

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<v Speaker 1>hugging a kiss goes on for like ten minutes because

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<v Speaker 1>you got to get everybody in the room. This was

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<v Speaker 1>like a one and done Happy New Year kiss and

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it's just us so, but we were amongst

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<v Speaker 1>a crowd of like over a thousand people were out

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<v Speaker 1>the outside on that deck. Was they did it?

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<v Speaker 2>They did the party outside. Uh, I don't you in

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<v Speaker 2>like a room somewhere doing it at midnight, because it's

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm not too for a two years that old gag.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I did that in the year two thousand?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you really?

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<v Speaker 2>I think, yeah? We in the Were you in the

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<v Speaker 2>y two k? There? I was no, because I think

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<v Speaker 2>you're dying you wanted to be?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. I think it was like from nineteen ninety nine

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<v Speaker 1>to two thousand. I think think the big joke was

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<v Speaker 1>you want to Oh, it's like I've been having sex

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<v Speaker 1>for a thousand years. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, by the way, that's a common mistake that somebody

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<v Speaker 2>made on Facebook. And that same person made another mistake

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm going to talk about later in the post.

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<v Speaker 1>The twenty first century scary? When did the twenty first

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<v Speaker 1>century start the year two thousand and one? That's correct,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, Yeah, that's correct two thousand.

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<v Speaker 2>But nineteen ninety ninety so, somebody we both know on

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook posted about welcome to the second quarter of the

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<v Speaker 2>twenty first century.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not it's not that in twenty twenty six would

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<v Speaker 1>be the second quarter of the twenty first, correct, because

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<v Speaker 1>because the calendar started in the year one, not the

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<v Speaker 1>year zero, right, right, Okay, this is I'm just saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it, all right, I know you you're I

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<v Speaker 1>get a man of the people I'm teaching. You're nitpicky.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck uh oh. But the same person wrote about the

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<v Speaker 1>Club Sandwich scary sho we talk about that, the club.

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<v Speaker 2>Sandwich, I mean the yeah, I mean, well, we all

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<v Speaker 2>know what a backronym is.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. One of the examples we use here is

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<v Speaker 1>the golf one where it's like gentlemen only, ladies forbidden,

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<v Speaker 1>where people, yeah, that's not what golf stands. Golf does

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<v Speaker 1>not stand for that. Golf is just the word golf, Okay, folks. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>it came from the Scottish word for club. I think,

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<v Speaker 1>I think whatever it is is yeah, but yeah, so yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's a backronym is when people try and backfill

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<v Speaker 1>by using the letters.

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<v Speaker 2>To make any but it's not real. It's not. They're

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<v Speaker 2>all fake. Whenever you see that, somebody posts, yes, people

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<v Speaker 2>go mind blown, mind blown on Instagram. I would be

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<v Speaker 2>very worry. So what's the latest one? The same person

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<v Speaker 2>who thinks that the twenty first century is now in

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<v Speaker 2>its second quarter, which it's not not till next year.

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<v Speaker 2>They put up I'm I'm not gonna say how old

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<v Speaker 2>they are. I'm blank years old and just learned a

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<v Speaker 2>club sandwich stands for chicken lettuce under bacon.

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<v Speaker 1>And the responses are, I had no clue, no way mind.

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<v Speaker 1>I was today's years old. I was today years old. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>guess what that's not? Where the term club sandwich colors not?

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<v Speaker 1>No one would say chicken lettuce under bacon.

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<v Speaker 2>And second of all, club is made with turkey, not chikey.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>And also it came out because clubs were serving that,

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<v Speaker 2>like golf clubs, and like you go to the club

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<v Speaker 2>and that would be like the standard sandwich. It's an

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<v Speaker 2>easy look up on Google. You can just google it.

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<v Speaker 2>But this person thinks they're certain. People were like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not what it means. And he's like, I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>with that. It's better, and you know what, you know

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<v Speaker 2>it's great is.

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<v Speaker 1>Now Facebook is removing any fact checkers, So as far

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<v Speaker 1>as anyone's concerned, that's true. Yeah, here we go, and

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<v Speaker 1>don't tell anybody that club sandwich stands for chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>Let us under bacon. Yeah, it's not true.

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<v Speaker 1>And actually, by the way, there's tomato on there too,

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<v Speaker 1>So where's the tea, right, it's by the way, it

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<v Speaker 1>is turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's a blt with turkey, that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a club sandwich. It's a turkey blitz and that

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<v Speaker 2>should be like that around the country, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>wherever you go, that should be what the club sandwich is.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's not, then they're wrong. Should I unfollow this

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<v Speaker 2>person on Facebook because of all the fake shit they

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<v Speaker 2>put up?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think you should unfollow that person just

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<v Speaker 1>so you know you're not you know, you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>high anxiety.

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<v Speaker 2>But although that won't really help you.

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<v Speaker 1>Great mel Brooks movie, by the way, high anxiety, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you ever see that movie? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Mel Brooks a genius, common genius. So so yeah, So

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<v Speaker 2>it was nice get while it was nice getting away

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<v Speaker 2>from New Year's Eve, it was it was. It was

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<v Speaker 2>not nice. It was it was I wish I was

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<v Speaker 2>with other people, but we had the fringing best time

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<v Speaker 2>on Viva. Let me let me ask you, Let me

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<v Speaker 2>ask you an NCL question and by the way, n

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<v Speaker 2>CL is a sponsor of the morning show. Yes, not

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<v Speaker 2>of this podcast. I happened to be a fan of

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<v Speaker 2>NCI and I do not get paid. I'm not being

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<v Speaker 2>paid in Big D paid to go, So we're good, right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Now we were on the Prima. Yes, that was my

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<v Speaker 2>last cruise with you guys. And then the Viva is

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<v Speaker 2>the sequel. It's the second ship in the series. Is

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<v Speaker 2>it Is it ninety the same? Does it have the

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<v Speaker 2>food court or you can eat food court? It's ninety

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<v Speaker 2>the same. It's the same ship. They have the Did

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<v Speaker 2>they have the all you can need food court?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? That is the best thing. Oh my god. You

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<v Speaker 1>just keep ordering, you just keep ordering food. It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh the one when they slide. Nobody goes on though,

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<v Speaker 1>Uh there's the slide, is there going?

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody uses the slide. It just takes away balcony space.

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<v Speaker 2>I guarantee the third ship won't have a slide. Walk

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<v Speaker 2>my words.

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<v Speaker 1>People, the Triva, the Trio whatever they're gonna call the Aqua,

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<v Speaker 1>the Aqua mar Aqua.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what, because the Viva was already being

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<v Speaker 2>built when the Prima had that. It's funny slide they're

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<v Speaker 2>not putting that slide on. Nobody's using that slide on

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<v Speaker 2>the third ship. They may not have a racetrack on

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<v Speaker 2>it either.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see. I heard that got to have the racetrack. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's called aqua. So think you know what to goe

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<v Speaker 1>to put the slides? What is probably? Yeah, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be like a water park, maybe a watercoaster from what

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<v Speaker 1>I understand. We'll see, all right, we'll see a sponsored

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<v Speaker 1>the Brooking Boys podcast. Scary and I would go on

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<v Speaker 1>a cruise together. Yes, you'd like we could do we

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<v Speaker 1>could do a podcast from the cruise.

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<v Speaker 2>How about that?

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<v Speaker 1>I would do that? And so yeah, and they also

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<v Speaker 1>have the you know the place where you sit down

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<v Speaker 1>and you eat food cruise cast. Yeah, you sit down,

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<v Speaker 1>you eat food, and you press buttons.

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<v Speaker 2>On the iPad.

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<v Speaker 1>Want this a pool side podcast? Yeah? A poll cast,

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<v Speaker 1>a pool cast.

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<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't go do that. You're not going in the

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<v Speaker 2>water in what water? The pool? I swim in the pool?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you talking about? I'm Joe pool?

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<v Speaker 1>I told what about? I mean electrocution aside? Could we

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<v Speaker 1>be in a hot tub together doing doing a podcast? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I would do that, dude, Listen, I took a cruise

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<v Speaker 2>to Nova Scotia, Alaska, my family, and the water was

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<v Speaker 2>freezing and I got in the water in the pool

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<v Speaker 2>on the Please, I'm Joe Pool, Joe, I'm Jool, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>Joe Cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Joe Pool. You're Joe Pool. That's right, it's.

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<v Speaker 3>So on.

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<v Speaker 2>One other thing I wanted to just mention before we

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<v Speaker 2>move along, and oh my god, I'd about Christmas and

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<v Speaker 2>all that stuff too.

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<v Speaker 1>Really wait did I not talk about any of this stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, we're behind.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. We did go to these different islands, and so

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it was every day it was a different islands.

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<v Speaker 1>We woke up, It went to different islands. You didn't

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<v Speaker 1>necessarily go to all of them. I want to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you about one place, this place Tortola, the island of Totola,

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<v Speaker 1>which is Italian to Ma.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a British Virgin island, the mainland. It sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like an Italian pastry. Do you have it a Totola

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<v Speaker 2>while you are Yeah, I went to a place.

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<v Speaker 1>So when I got off the ship and Robin and

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<v Speaker 1>I took a taxi over to a place called Long

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<v Speaker 1>Bay Beach.

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<v Speaker 2>And they had the Long Bay Beach Resort.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, and uh shout out to Akil and Cassandra

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<v Speaker 1>who listening right now. They are definitely listening. They said, uh, hey, well, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know we see your you know your your Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Who are you?

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, hey, we kind of do a radio

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<v Speaker 1>show in New York and a podcast and all that

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<v Speaker 1>stuff broken by yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So and so basically they were like, we would love

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<v Speaker 2>to host you. So I'm I'm being very honest and

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<v Speaker 2>up front here.

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<v Speaker 1>We love to host you and your girlfriend for the afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>So she doesn't do a show, well hold on, so wee.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went there to We took a taxi there.

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<v Speaker 1>This place was beautiful. Now I don't want to give away.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to dox anyone and give away, but

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<v Speaker 1>some major celebrities, some people that you know, Brody, that

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<v Speaker 1>you're fans of, have stayed there. Some NBA players, NFL players,

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<v Speaker 1>A fan fan of, not fans of, you're fan, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So look up Long Bay Beach Resort when you have

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<v Speaker 1>a chance. It's it's just one of those boutique places

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<v Speaker 1>where you want to get away. It's the other side

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<v Speaker 1>of the island of Tortola. And I have a serious question.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, go for it. Whoever, the celebrities were aren't

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<v Speaker 2>there now, and the slices aren't there now, right, So

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<v Speaker 2>it's not like everyone's gonna rush there to go see

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<v Speaker 2>the celebrities.

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<v Speaker 1>So who is there that I would know? Come on, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he wasn't there at that point at that time. But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to give him up because he may

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<v Speaker 1>go there as a retreat.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're saying there are celebrities who go there regularly. Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna tell you one. I'm gonna tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>One, but I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you someone I

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<v Speaker 1>would care about, Okay, but I'm gonna block it out.

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<v Speaker 1>What Yeah, yeah, he was there like like the week before. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I don't want to give him up because

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<v Speaker 1>he goes there regularly. But anyway, the point is, I

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<v Speaker 1>like the way you're loyal to him, You're right. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>so we were standing there and we walked. He showed

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<v Speaker 1>us one of the rooms, nice flowy room facing a

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<v Speaker 1>private beach. I'm like, with the sand and everything, like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god. And then the food was amazing too. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>Akil loves to come to New York he's got family

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<v Speaker 1>and friends here. He's coming here. I'm gonna give him

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<v Speaker 1>a tour of the area. I want to your apartment

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<v Speaker 1>with a view of the city.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I think I want to.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we should go to lunch because I think

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<v Speaker 1>with you and you know, I want to introduce you

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<v Speaker 1>to a kill you know. Anyway, look up on Long

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<v Speaker 1>Bay v I on Instagram if you can, and you'll

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<v Speaker 1>see pictures of this place.

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy question for you. Yeah, did you pay? Did you

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<v Speaker 2>pay for your meal that day?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>He hosted us.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you he would.

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<v Speaker 1>He refused, They refused to put The food was delicious anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>But imagine.

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<v Speaker 2>That if you're going on a cruise, think about it.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't say like, oh my god, I'm gonna I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna mention you for a free meal. Did you did not?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>No, we don't play that game.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm just checking. I'm just checking.

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<v Speaker 2>But I will say this whenever if you go on

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<v Speaker 2>a court him, if I go to lunch with you

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<v Speaker 2>and a kiel, are you treating Uh? Yes, I was,

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<v Speaker 2>Lady gave you a im going to pay for lunch.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to make it even to a kil By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, didn't pay for that lunch he gave you

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<v Speaker 1>for free.

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<v Speaker 2>Either, Hey listen, I'll be doing any one out money.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a point to treating the points of this conversation, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if I happen to be on a cruise or

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<v Speaker 1>am I no no no totalini no no totalini.

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<v Speaker 2>NOAGLIONI.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm saying is if I'm if you listen, if

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<v Speaker 1>you go on these cruises, and if you happen to, yeah, book.

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<v Speaker 2>Your own thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You can book your own thing, and like, just get ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>get ahead of the game right to these people, email

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<v Speaker 1>them and see if you can go for a day

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<v Speaker 1>pass and just.

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<v Speaker 2>Enjoy the pa. Just don't do that, get in the

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<v Speaker 2>car of the guy who knows people on the island

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<v Speaker 2>and for twenty bucks will give you the best. No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no no no. So yeah we went that day.

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<v Speaker 1>We went private. But anyway, all right, enough about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to tell you about one of I I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not even gonna mention the name of the island or

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<v Speaker 1>the I cana the island at Saint Thomas. We did

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<v Speaker 1>go to a resort and it was an excursion. So

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<v Speaker 1>we were hanging out in the pool. Now, Brody, when

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<v Speaker 1>you think Olympic sized swimming pool. What do you what

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<v Speaker 1>is it that maybe as kids we weren't annoyed by

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<v Speaker 1>it because we participated it, But as an adult, what

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<v Speaker 1>did I find myself complaining about out like the crabby

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<v Speaker 1>old man with the.

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<v Speaker 2>Kid, the kids peeing in the pool, and people doing

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<v Speaker 2>laps when you're trying no no, no, no, no splashing

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<v Speaker 2>jumping in from the side. Now and you see that

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<v Speaker 2>everyone knows this.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're in a pool, there's always baseball Billy, Baseball

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<v Speaker 1>Billy and his dad throwing the ball back and forth

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<v Speaker 1>and back and so over the pool with Robin.

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<v Speaker 2>We're having a drink.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a baseball It was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Tennis ball.

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<v Speaker 1>But the point is baseball Billy was there, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going back and forth and of course the ball bunk

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<v Speaker 1>right on my head.

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<v Speaker 2>They you know, because Billy couldn't reach.

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<v Speaker 1>His dad and they were in the s the line

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<v Speaker 1>of sight, and I'm like, this is this is getting

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<v Speaker 1>a little much. Maybe we should get out of the pool.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, before we did that, who enters the pool?

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<v Speaker 1>Football Phil. So you got football Phi, Football Phil throwing them.

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<v Speaker 1>So now you got baseball Billy and football Phill. Two

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<v Speaker 1>fucking ball games going on over our heads and we're

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<v Speaker 1>the monkeys in the middle, And I'm like, how.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this relaxing in any way?

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't?

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<v Speaker 2>And then they were like and they're like, I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>at the adult pool. What's going on here?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? It's fourteen and over. I'm like, wait a second,

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<v Speaker 1>You're not an adult at fourteen anyway. This is nothing

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<v Speaker 1>to do with NCL. A complete reflection on this resort

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<v Speaker 1>that we paid good money for it to have a

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<v Speaker 1>day pass at and hanging.

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<v Speaker 2>Out in the back bowle. These kids were on your lawn,

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<v Speaker 2>Get off my lawn.

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<v Speaker 1>Why isn't that every pool has to have a baseball

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<v Speaker 1>billy or a football pill I love.

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<v Speaker 2>Doing that my pickleball style nicknames. Yes, and I said it.

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<v Speaker 2>I looked at Robin. I'm like, what's what fucking baseball

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<v Speaker 2>billy over here?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? And then and the father is screw, you know, screaming,

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<v Speaker 1>and the father thinks he's like an old old pitcher

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<v Speaker 1>that never made it whatever from way back, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>throwing knuckleballs across the fucking way and skimming, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>When they do the skim, they want to skim the water.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm gonna try to hop it three four times?

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<v Speaker 1>Who hops it the most? Yeah, but it's a nothing

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<v Speaker 1>but noise and splashing and just a ruining a good time.

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<v Speaker 2>Why having a catch in a pool it's better than

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<v Speaker 2>having a catch outside the pool?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Why is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Because if you miss the ball, it doesn't go anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>It just kind of goes And that is true. It skims,

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<v Speaker 2>it's you know, skims around alay. Most likely someone's someone's

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<v Speaker 2>in the pool gonna go it. Can he give me

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<v Speaker 2>the ball and they'll get the ball for you? That's

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<v Speaker 2>the worst I's doing that in the park because no.

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<v Speaker 1>One's standing around in one spot in the park that

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<v Speaker 1>the ball rolls and will.

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<v Speaker 2>You go get it?

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<v Speaker 1>Like excuse me? Can you give me a bar takes

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<v Speaker 1>and then they throw the ball and it goes over you,

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<v Speaker 1>ahad and hit somebody else.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>In Sandals, the similar thing happened to me with one

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<v Speaker 1>of the basketballs uh, because you know when you go

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<v Speaker 1>for the dunk on the basket and it's always on

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<v Speaker 1>the side of the pool. Was b ball Bobby there?

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<v Speaker 1>B ball Bobby in the Sandals resort. He was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to go for three from downtown. What happens he misses

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<v Speaker 1>the rim, it goes, think and it goes and where

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<v Speaker 1>does it go? Off to the side next to my

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<v Speaker 1>fucking lounge chair. So now it's like and I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>around and there's nobody but me and Robin on the

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<v Speaker 1>lounge chair.

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<v Speaker 2>This is back in Sandals. This is the summer. I

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<v Speaker 2>forgot to tell you this fucking be ball. Bobby, Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>could you get the ball?

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<v Speaker 1>So oh okay, now I have to get up out

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<v Speaker 1>of my lounge chair and get the ball that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of rolled onto the cement and rolled away from them. No,

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<v Speaker 1>stop this madness these water sports? Am I sounding like

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<v Speaker 1>my grandfather? What are you looking at me like that?

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<v Speaker 1>But it's it's annoying your vacation. This is Saint Thomas.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a virgin Us Virgin Island. It's a five star resort.

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<v Speaker 1>We paid a lot of money to stay at.

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<v Speaker 2>For three hours. Can I have a drink, sit and

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<v Speaker 2>watch from the pool, have like a nice little casual hangout.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you just go somewhere Renton Island? Like it

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<v Speaker 2>sounds like you hate people. No, it's kids, you said.

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<v Speaker 2>The running theme here is kids. Okay, what if it

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<v Speaker 2>was a forty year old who took the shot and

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<v Speaker 2>missed it, and the ball came over to you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>your big glub. Who does that?

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<v Speaker 1>There's always one, there's always you mean, Galute, Galub. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not Glub. It's your big galute. No it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Galube, your big oh sebenty, sam my rotten farting tartan,

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<v Speaker 2>your big Galute. It's Galute. Really, it's not gloom.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. Galube was a toy company manufacturer. I think Galube

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<v Speaker 1>from Glube. Yes, the big maroon.

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<v Speaker 2>What a Glube make? Galube didn't make that. That's that

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<v Speaker 2>there was you know what they made. I think that

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<v Speaker 2>stuff you used to the sticky stuff you put on

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<v Speaker 2>the end of his stick and you blew into it

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<v Speaker 2>and then it made a bubble, yeah, by Galub. And

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<v Speaker 2>it was like it became a beach ball you could

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<v Speaker 2>like and then yet you could make it off the stick.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you sure it's Galub?

0:23:33.480 --> 0:23:34.240
<v Speaker 1>Look up Glube?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, who made the beach ball you can blow inflatable?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not Galute. Hold on, Oh my god, his galute.

0:23:40.960 --> 0:23:43.879
<v Speaker 1>A man or boy, especially one who is fought, foolish

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<v Speaker 1>or awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm gonna look up Glub Glube wrestling figures game

0:23:51.880 --> 0:23:55.320
<v Speaker 1>Genie Galub Galub toys.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I don't know who made that thing. He used

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<v Speaker 2>to put the thing on the end of your stick

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<v Speaker 2>and like a straw and you blew into it and

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<v Speaker 2>could blow it into a ball and then take it

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<v Speaker 2>off the stage.

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<v Speaker 1>Your big your big glube. Anyway. Yeah, there's always one

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<v Speaker 1>guy like that who's like oversized and overage and should

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<v Speaker 1>not be playing.

0:24:15.160 --> 0:24:20.440
<v Speaker 2>But yes, kids, okay, we still Glub reminds me of

0:24:20.480 --> 0:24:22.600
<v Speaker 2>a Facebook post I saw on the about the New

0:24:22.680 --> 0:24:25.480
<v Speaker 2>York Jets. They're talking about Sam Donald, who's a former

0:24:25.560 --> 0:24:28.440
<v Speaker 2>quarterback of the Jets now quarterback of the Vikings. He says,

0:24:28.480 --> 0:24:32.800
<v Speaker 2>Sam Donald looks very well polished, calm and collective. Ooh,

0:24:33.119 --> 0:24:37.640
<v Speaker 2>it's collected. Collected means all your emotions are collected. Collective

0:24:37.760 --> 0:24:40.280
<v Speaker 2>is like the borg from Star Trek. Collective is like

0:24:40.320 --> 0:24:43.880
<v Speaker 2>when a hundred people have the same mind. Well, calm

0:24:43.960 --> 0:24:48.480
<v Speaker 2>and collective. It's collected and it's for all intents and purposes. Yeah,

0:24:48.520 --> 0:24:52.160
<v Speaker 2>we know the intensive. Yeah, we've covered that on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>What have we learned today?

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<v Speaker 2>It's glute big galute, not galutet and.

0:24:56.880 --> 0:25:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Galute not big glub, okay glub all right, sorry, jiffy galoub.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah but anyway, Yeah, I'm sorry to sound like my

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<v Speaker 1>grandfather now, Sorry, but I just because he used the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong word.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there's a time and a place for everything, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just think that, you know, there is a season

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<v Speaker 2>turn turn. I just wish, I just wish kids wouldn't be.

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<v Speaker 1>Playing football and baseball and throwing balls around in the

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<v Speaker 1>pool like that. All right, slices, here's your first time

0:25:22.280 --> 0:25:25.200
<v Speaker 1>leave us a talk back being an old man grandpa?

0:25:26.520 --> 0:25:28.159
<v Speaker 1>Or is it wrong to have a catch in a

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<v Speaker 1>big pool? An Olympic sized pool, by the way, giant

0:25:30.480 --> 0:25:33.640
<v Speaker 1>pool where they could have just robbin and Scary could

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<v Speaker 1>have gone off to a further corner somewhere. Who's wrong now?

0:25:37.119 --> 0:25:39.879
<v Speaker 1>Is Scary right to be upset? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's just overdoing it a basketball And why

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<v Speaker 2>would you take a beach chair and sit by a

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<v Speaker 2>basketball net? Because I'm a glutton for punishment.

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<v Speaker 1>Next time, I'm not next time anywhere there's water sports

0:25:54.560 --> 0:25:57.879
<v Speaker 1>or or basketball hoops and stuff and rims, I'm not

0:25:58.040 --> 0:25:59.760
<v Speaker 1>going anywhere near there to get my chair.

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<v Speaker 2>Because yeah, that was right the summer that was a

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<v Speaker 2>whole other problem. Yeah, I'm like, I got out of

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<v Speaker 2>my ship three times for this kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you poor old fart.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, why don't they, you know, do better

0:26:08.920 --> 0:26:10.400
<v Speaker 2>make the shot? That's way. We were all the ones

0:26:10.400 --> 0:26:17.679
<v Speaker 2>who didn't have this problem, idiots. Okay, So I teased

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<v Speaker 2>this on Slice time for episode three twenty. I said

0:26:24.840 --> 0:26:28.879
<v Speaker 2>there was an update on my cunt story. Remember we

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<v Speaker 2>talked about how the c word or cunty.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, every time you say that, AI is

0:26:34.720 --> 0:26:37.119
<v Speaker 1>flagging us because the dialogue is printed on the screen.

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, all right, well I spelled it. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>say it right.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I want to moon our rating, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>for for.

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<v Speaker 2>The holidays, well not for the holidays post Christmas, not

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<v Speaker 2>really my holiday, but post Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>My second cousins.

0:26:53.119 --> 0:26:54.600
<v Speaker 2>It's a lot of them. There's a whole group of

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<v Speaker 2>second cousins. So my mom had six first cousins and

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<v Speaker 2>so a number of them have kids my age, so

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<v Speaker 2>they're my second cousins or they're my first cousins.

0:27:05.359 --> 0:27:10.240
<v Speaker 1>Once removed, whatever the case. And there's three families that

0:27:10.400 --> 0:27:14.760
<v Speaker 1>have homes in the Berkshires, okay, in western Massachusetts and

0:27:14.800 --> 0:27:17.719
<v Speaker 1>the Boonies where every store is a half hour away minimum.

0:27:18.520 --> 0:27:21.480
<v Speaker 2>They have homes in the woods, but really nice homes.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm not a first cousin scary, so i don't

0:27:24.760 --> 0:27:27.199
<v Speaker 2>go up there very often. I love my second cousins,

0:27:27.240 --> 0:27:30.280
<v Speaker 2>but you know, when you have gatherings, you bring your

0:27:30.320 --> 0:27:33.320
<v Speaker 2>first cousins usually first, and then it because there's a lot.

0:27:33.359 --> 0:27:35.439
<v Speaker 2>They have a lot of first cousins, and then they

0:27:35.480 --> 0:27:38.399
<v Speaker 2>have kids and grandkids and the whole things. So not

0:27:38.520 --> 0:27:40.680
<v Speaker 2>my my generation, but there are kids, and then there's

0:27:40.960 --> 0:27:42.199
<v Speaker 2>my mom's generation of.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So I've been there and they have lovely homes.

0:27:49.720 --> 0:27:51.080
<v Speaker 2>And they said, hey, why don't you Why don't you

0:27:51.160 --> 0:27:55.760
<v Speaker 2>guys come up for the week of from Christmas to

0:27:55.880 --> 0:27:57.280
<v Speaker 2>you know, New Year's or whatever. It's like, Well, I

0:27:57.440 --> 0:27:59.600
<v Speaker 2>can come up from like the twenty sixth, like the thirtieth.

0:28:00.040 --> 0:28:01.840
<v Speaker 2>So we went up for like five days. I brought

0:28:01.880 --> 0:28:05.600
<v Speaker 2>the dogs. We had a great time. But all of

0:28:05.760 --> 0:28:10.880
<v Speaker 2>my second cousins have kids that are the same age

0:28:10.920 --> 0:28:14.560
<v Speaker 2>as my kids are younger, okay, and a lot of

0:28:14.600 --> 0:28:18.440
<v Speaker 2>them are girls. There's more girls than boys of the cousins.

0:28:18.840 --> 0:28:25.680
<v Speaker 1>And they're all I want to say, eighteen to twenty one.

0:28:26.480 --> 0:28:27.080
<v Speaker 1>The bulk of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I was telling one of my cousins.

0:28:32.640 --> 0:28:33.480
<v Speaker 1>He was so.

0:28:33.600 --> 0:28:36.560
<v Speaker 2>One of the cousins was asking me about how I

0:28:36.680 --> 0:28:39.560
<v Speaker 2>create content for the podcast. Is there in college and

0:28:39.560 --> 0:28:42.200
<v Speaker 2>it's thinking about maybe putting together a podcast. So I said, listen,

0:28:43.040 --> 0:28:46.080
<v Speaker 2>you got to take everyday things that you see in

0:28:46.200 --> 0:28:50.560
<v Speaker 2>life at restaurants, at the movie theater, on social media

0:28:50.640 --> 0:28:52.880
<v Speaker 2>and make it content. He said, well, give me an

0:28:52.880 --> 0:28:55.200
<v Speaker 2>example of something you talked about in your last episode.

0:28:56.840 --> 0:29:00.680
<v Speaker 2>So now his father is like, oh, yeah, I'm interested

0:29:00.720 --> 0:29:03.000
<v Speaker 2>in this conversation. So I said, well, did you know

0:29:03.160 --> 0:29:05.760
<v Speaker 2>the word compliment?

0:29:06.680 --> 0:29:06.880
<v Speaker 1>Yep.

0:29:07.280 --> 0:29:09.760
<v Speaker 2>So my cousins, well, you said, who did you say

0:29:09.800 --> 0:29:14.320
<v Speaker 2>this in front of my cousin's husband, Just a husband? Okay, yeah,

0:29:14.680 --> 0:29:15.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:29:16.000 --> 0:29:17.600
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, I didn't blast it.

0:29:17.640 --> 0:29:22.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm dinner. It's at dinner. We've almost finished at this

0:29:22.120 --> 0:29:26.040
<v Speaker 2>long table, everyone's eating dinner. And I said, it's a compliment.

0:29:26.120 --> 0:29:28.240
<v Speaker 2>He goes, no, I've never heard that. I said, among

0:29:28.400 --> 0:29:31.120
<v Speaker 2>gen Z it's a compliment. We have some gen Z

0:29:31.280 --> 0:29:33.920
<v Speaker 2>members here. I said, they're millennial gen zs. They're right

0:29:34.000 --> 0:29:37.080
<v Speaker 2>on the custom. I'm telling you that college kids, it's

0:29:37.120 --> 0:29:40.760
<v Speaker 2>a compliment. Now, now, you're crazy. Let's ask them.

0:29:41.080 --> 0:29:41.240
<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Of all of my cousins and their kids, one of

0:29:46.640 --> 0:29:49.800
<v Speaker 2>them has parents that are very.

0:29:51.600 --> 0:29:57.320
<v Speaker 1>Quiet. They don't curse, they don't drink. They're very.

0:29:59.400 --> 0:30:02.680
<v Speaker 2>Straight, like I don't drink, but I curse like a sailor.

0:30:02.720 --> 0:30:02.880
<v Speaker 2>You know.

0:30:03.560 --> 0:30:09.680
<v Speaker 1>They're very demure, okay, but in the real way demure.

0:30:10.640 --> 0:30:14.640
<v Speaker 2>And so I asked that daughter who is raised by

0:30:14.680 --> 0:30:18.920
<v Speaker 2>the two of them, lovely girl, she's in college, and

0:30:19.040 --> 0:30:22.600
<v Speaker 2>I said, let me ask you a question. Is this

0:30:22.720 --> 0:30:26.640
<v Speaker 2>word a compliment? And she says, oh, absolutely. Now she says,

0:30:26.640 --> 0:30:28.480
<v Speaker 2>wait a minute, I just want to breakface this by saying,

0:30:29.120 --> 0:30:31.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't use it as a compliment. I would never

0:30:31.240 --> 0:30:34.000
<v Speaker 2>say that word. But yes, I go to school with

0:30:34.040 --> 0:30:36.960
<v Speaker 2>people that use that word as a compliment. Wow. And

0:30:37.080 --> 0:30:39.560
<v Speaker 2>then the other cousins are at the table and they

0:30:39.600 --> 0:30:41.800
<v Speaker 2>all hear this. They all come over and they go, oh, yeah,

0:30:41.880 --> 0:30:44.360
<v Speaker 2>we'll verify that. That's absolutely now, we don't use it

0:30:44.400 --> 0:30:47.440
<v Speaker 2>as a compliment. They all confirm it's a compliment. Now

0:30:47.520 --> 0:30:50.480
<v Speaker 2>with that said, the mother that I just described as

0:30:50.760 --> 0:30:54.320
<v Speaker 2>very conservative in her not conservative politically, but conservative in

0:30:54.360 --> 0:31:00.360
<v Speaker 2>the in the again very demure, and she would never curse, right, Wow,

0:31:00.440 --> 0:31:05.160
<v Speaker 2>she hears this conversation, she says, I'm sorry, who uses

0:31:05.200 --> 0:31:05.600
<v Speaker 2>this word?

0:31:06.680 --> 0:31:09.800
<v Speaker 1>I said, you know, kid's your daughter's age? Kids these days,

0:31:10.520 --> 0:31:12.800
<v Speaker 1>she says, So she says, not my daughter.

0:31:12.960 --> 0:31:15.160
<v Speaker 2>My daughter didn't say she us it. I said, no,

0:31:15.480 --> 0:31:18.640
<v Speaker 2>your daughter prefaced it by saying I don't.

0:31:18.520 --> 0:31:19.160
<v Speaker 1>Use that word.

0:31:20.200 --> 0:31:25.280
<v Speaker 2>So she was like, oh, thank god, So the daughter scary.

0:31:25.320 --> 0:31:29.400
<v Speaker 1>My point is the daughter responded by prefacing I don't

0:31:29.480 --> 0:31:32.680
<v Speaker 1>use that word, and her mom, when she overheard the conversation,

0:31:32.840 --> 0:31:33.760
<v Speaker 1>was like, not my daughter.

0:31:34.120 --> 0:31:36.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, nope, your daughter made it very clear. Wow,

0:31:36.720 --> 0:31:39.200
<v Speaker 2>she doesn't use that word. No, of course. Well yeah,

0:31:39.400 --> 0:31:42.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean, but I'm it's you know, brotie.

0:31:42.440 --> 0:31:43.959
<v Speaker 1>I think we're just a couple of years away from

0:31:44.000 --> 0:31:47.120
<v Speaker 1>it being used out loud every day in probably I

0:31:47.160 --> 0:31:48.080
<v Speaker 1>think this rate.

0:31:49.080 --> 0:31:51.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think the people who don't use it as

0:31:51.400 --> 0:31:52.880
<v Speaker 2>a compliment are going to be considered.

0:31:52.640 --> 0:31:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Like boom or esque. Yeah, I'm going to listen with

0:31:56.240 --> 0:31:58.760
<v Speaker 1>a podcasts for all generations. We have to start using

0:31:58.760 --> 0:32:00.840
<v Speaker 1>that word as a compliment. I can't can't.

0:32:01.840 --> 0:32:04.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I can't.

0:32:05.200 --> 0:32:06.120
<v Speaker 1>I can't use it.

0:32:06.320 --> 0:32:08.640
<v Speaker 2>But here we are. It was a dinner, You're having

0:32:08.640 --> 0:32:12.000
<v Speaker 2>a Hanica dinner and I bring this. This is why, like,

0:32:12.080 --> 0:32:13.280
<v Speaker 2>and they all had that look on their face like

0:32:13.320 --> 0:32:14.800
<v Speaker 2>this is why we don't invite the second cousins.

0:32:14.840 --> 0:32:15.120
<v Speaker 1>Look at this.

0:32:15.480 --> 0:32:17.440
<v Speaker 2>Really of a bitch comes to our house in the

0:32:17.520 --> 0:32:19.920
<v Speaker 2>Berkshires and it's using the sea word as a compliment.

0:32:20.400 --> 0:32:25.240
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, by the way the sea word is, it's

0:32:25.280 --> 0:32:30.440
<v Speaker 2>not ye, I've had a great time. And one more,

0:32:30.480 --> 0:32:31.280
<v Speaker 2>one more fun story.

0:32:31.440 --> 0:32:33.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, guys, you either live in a town like their

0:32:33.800 --> 0:32:36.160
<v Speaker 1>slices and feel free to leave a talk back if

0:32:36.160 --> 0:32:37.920
<v Speaker 1>you do, or you visited a town.

0:32:37.960 --> 0:32:39.720
<v Speaker 2>You know, when you visit a town and it's like

0:32:39.800 --> 0:32:43.240
<v Speaker 2>it's got one stop light. Now we can't we can't

0:32:43.320 --> 0:32:45.560
<v Speaker 2>relate to that. Scary And I live in Brooklyn, where

0:32:45.640 --> 0:32:48.080
<v Speaker 2>you know, there was cause going by every second. The

0:32:48.160 --> 0:32:50.080
<v Speaker 2>neighbor was like on the other side of the wall,

0:32:50.360 --> 0:32:51.160
<v Speaker 2>you know, when we grew.

0:32:51.040 --> 0:32:52.080
<v Speaker 1>Up in apartments and whatever.

0:32:52.240 --> 0:32:56.360
<v Speaker 2>So where they live, you have to drive into town

0:32:57.760 --> 0:33:01.320
<v Speaker 2>and the town is one road and there's one diner.

0:33:02.240 --> 0:33:04.800
<v Speaker 2>And we went to the diner on a Sunday morning

0:33:05.720 --> 0:33:08.800
<v Speaker 2>post Christmas. So I guess like the twenty ninth to

0:33:08.880 --> 0:33:13.360
<v Speaker 2>eighth whatever, the Sunday was beautiful place. They got like

0:33:13.400 --> 0:33:16.360
<v Speaker 2>twelve tables and it looks like a barn that was

0:33:16.400 --> 0:33:19.160
<v Speaker 2>converted into a diner. It's a very small town, you know.

0:33:20.880 --> 0:33:25.960
<v Speaker 2>It was so busy that the owner slash manager slash waitress.

0:33:26.200 --> 0:33:28.400
<v Speaker 2>The one woman that worked there, who wasn't you know,

0:33:28.480 --> 0:33:31.080
<v Speaker 2>making the food. I guess they had a cook. She's

0:33:31.200 --> 0:33:36.200
<v Speaker 2>running her ass off at all the tables, but nobody

0:33:36.240 --> 0:33:40.960
<v Speaker 2>at silverware. So my cousin gets up and she goes

0:33:41.000 --> 0:33:43.960
<v Speaker 2>over to the silverware buckets and she's given out silverware

0:33:44.000 --> 0:33:46.480
<v Speaker 2>to everyone. You know, listen, there was like fifteen of us.

0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:49.040
<v Speaker 2>We had three tables, so she gets silverware for the

0:33:49.080 --> 0:33:51.719
<v Speaker 2>fifteen of us. The guy who we don't know at

0:33:51.720 --> 0:33:53.960
<v Speaker 2>the next table says, excuse me, missed to my cousin.

0:33:54.240 --> 0:33:57.320
<v Speaker 2>Can I get silverware? So I turn and going, guy,

0:33:57.400 --> 0:33:57.960
<v Speaker 2>that's my cousin.

0:33:58.040 --> 0:34:00.280
<v Speaker 1>She didn't work here. He goes, okay, but she's helping

0:34:00.280 --> 0:34:04.959
<v Speaker 1>and I need silverware. So my cousin's like, I'll get

0:34:05.000 --> 0:34:07.600
<v Speaker 1>you silverware. So my cousin gets some silver He goes,

0:34:07.640 --> 0:34:09.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to order. She's like, no, no, I'm sitting

0:34:10.000 --> 0:34:11.319
<v Speaker 1>at that table. I don't work here.

0:34:11.880 --> 0:34:13.279
<v Speaker 2>And the waitress is flying around.

0:34:13.360 --> 0:34:15.920
<v Speaker 1>Another woman comes in, an older woman comes in, she

0:34:16.120 --> 0:34:19.399
<v Speaker 1>starts like bringing water to people. The waitress owner woman

0:34:19.520 --> 0:34:22.239
<v Speaker 1>called her mom to come in and help help in

0:34:22.320 --> 0:34:26.040
<v Speaker 1>this small business. And my cousin is clearing, like clearing us,

0:34:26.160 --> 0:34:28.240
<v Speaker 1>you know, getting silverware and giving napkins to everybody.

0:34:28.920 --> 0:34:31.480
<v Speaker 2>That's the kind of small town we were in. And

0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:32.719
<v Speaker 2>I gotta be honest, I.

0:34:32.840 --> 0:34:33.440
<v Speaker 1>Kind of liked it.

0:34:34.080 --> 0:34:34.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:34:34.600 --> 0:34:34.920
<v Speaker 2>Simple.

0:34:35.920 --> 0:34:38.520
<v Speaker 1>Everyone was so nice and the waitress is like appreciative

0:34:38.600 --> 0:34:41.800
<v Speaker 1>that my cousin was helping with the silverware and refilling

0:34:41.880 --> 0:34:43.480
<v Speaker 1>water glasses. What's that like?

0:34:44.560 --> 0:34:46.319
<v Speaker 2>I was like, listen, does the cook need any help?

0:34:46.360 --> 0:34:48.920
<v Speaker 2>I'll go back there. I gotta tell you, scrap. The

0:34:49.040 --> 0:34:53.360
<v Speaker 2>food was terrific. Yeah, it was fancy. It wasn't like

0:34:53.440 --> 0:34:55.239
<v Speaker 2>small town like you're like, oh, they're gonna make like

0:34:55.280 --> 0:34:58.000
<v Speaker 2>you know whatever. It was a chef chef quality properly.

0:34:58.040 --> 0:34:58.759
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't say that.

0:34:59.000 --> 0:35:01.320
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't say that was just they had like like

0:35:01.480 --> 0:35:03.879
<v Speaker 2>garlic iola on the blt like it was a little

0:35:03.920 --> 0:35:07.680
<v Speaker 2>bit upscale. But the fact that when the guy asked

0:35:07.719 --> 0:35:10.160
<v Speaker 2>my cousin for silverware, yeah, it was just like I

0:35:10.239 --> 0:35:12.640
<v Speaker 2>was like a podcast, this is great. Yeah, but he

0:35:12.760 --> 0:35:13.960
<v Speaker 2>was looking he was like, hey, can I get some

0:35:14.000 --> 0:35:16.840
<v Speaker 2>somewhere over here, like you know, hey, I'm waiting.

0:35:17.000 --> 0:35:20.360
<v Speaker 1>I gotta say, you know, there's there's some confusion going on.

0:35:20.480 --> 0:35:22.239
<v Speaker 1>Do you ever go to uh listen, you know me,

0:35:22.440 --> 0:35:24.960
<v Speaker 1>Bougie Bashard. I go to Whole Foods. But do you

0:35:25.040 --> 0:35:28.480
<v Speaker 1>know that the people that actually deliver for Amazon, or

0:35:28.520 --> 0:35:30.600
<v Speaker 1>deliver the Whole Foods to people like you know, like

0:35:30.719 --> 0:35:34.080
<v Speaker 1>the the you know, grocery runners for Amazon, they also

0:35:34.160 --> 0:35:38.240
<v Speaker 1>wear name tags that's say Whole Foods on it. Okay,

0:35:39.000 --> 0:35:42.799
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, so they were I wanted egg whites, Okay,

0:35:42.920 --> 0:35:46.160
<v Speaker 1>I wanted the liquid whites leg liquid egg whites in

0:35:46.280 --> 0:35:48.560
<v Speaker 1>the carton because I need to use egg whites and

0:35:48.600 --> 0:35:50.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to waste the yolks, so I'm getting

0:35:50.200 --> 0:35:52.080
<v Speaker 1>them in liquid form already in the carton.

0:35:52.360 --> 0:35:54.160
<v Speaker 2>So there was none. So I was looking for somebody

0:35:54.239 --> 0:35:55.640
<v Speaker 2>and maybe like, yeah, could you look in the back.

0:35:55.760 --> 0:35:57.919
<v Speaker 1>You know, when you open up the refrigerator, you could

0:35:57.920 --> 0:36:00.960
<v Speaker 1>see behind the refrigerator and there's that all It is

0:36:01.040 --> 0:36:02.400
<v Speaker 1>a giant walking refrigerator.

0:36:02.440 --> 0:36:05.080
<v Speaker 2>They stock it from that side and they push everything

0:36:05.120 --> 0:36:05.440
<v Speaker 2>to forward.

0:36:06.800 --> 0:36:07.239
<v Speaker 1>Get milk.

0:36:07.239 --> 0:36:08.680
<v Speaker 2>You're reaching the back, right.

0:36:08.960 --> 0:36:12.080
<v Speaker 1>But what I'm saying is a lot of times there's

0:36:12.280 --> 0:36:15.680
<v Speaker 1>people back there who usually usually I open up the

0:36:15.680 --> 0:36:18.520
<v Speaker 1>refrigerator and I yell into the refrigerator, Hey, is anybody

0:36:18.560 --> 0:36:18.799
<v Speaker 1>in there?

0:36:18.840 --> 0:36:22.239
<v Speaker 2>Could you help me out? Oh you're that guyeah old on. Yeah.

0:36:22.280 --> 0:36:23.840
<v Speaker 1>So so I would needing my liquid egg whites and

0:36:23.920 --> 0:36:26.120
<v Speaker 1>there was nothing. The shelf was empty, and I'm looking

0:36:26.520 --> 0:36:28.440
<v Speaker 1>and I'm trying to look behind the shelves to see

0:36:28.480 --> 0:36:30.800
<v Speaker 1>if there's anybody. Again, the whole place is refrigerate, The

0:36:30.880 --> 0:36:32.640
<v Speaker 1>whole thing is refrigerated, the whole way. Yeah.

0:36:32.880 --> 0:36:34.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I'm looking and I'm like, I don't see

0:36:34.880 --> 0:36:35.440
<v Speaker 2>anybody in there.

0:36:35.520 --> 0:36:37.600
<v Speaker 1>So I closed the door and I turn around and

0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:39.600
<v Speaker 1>there's a woman there and she's like looks like she's

0:36:39.600 --> 0:36:42.759
<v Speaker 1>stocking shelves. And I said, hey, listen, can you get

0:36:42.800 --> 0:36:44.480
<v Speaker 1>me some can can you find out if they have

0:36:44.560 --> 0:36:47.200
<v Speaker 1>if they got egg whites? She goes, you want me

0:36:47.239 --> 0:36:49.440
<v Speaker 1>to go back there? I said, yees, could you go

0:36:49.520 --> 0:36:52.759
<v Speaker 1>inside the kitchen. Could you go inside the walking refrigerator

0:36:52.800 --> 0:36:55.000
<v Speaker 1>from the other side and check it for me? You know,

0:36:55.239 --> 0:36:57.319
<v Speaker 1>I see all these boxes stacked up and they could

0:36:57.360 --> 0:36:58.120
<v Speaker 1>be deliveries that.

0:36:58.160 --> 0:37:01.480
<v Speaker 2>Came in and all that person and then she goes,

0:37:01.600 --> 0:37:05.040
<v Speaker 2>oh no, She goes I just I don't.

0:37:04.800 --> 0:37:07.840
<v Speaker 1>Work for Whole Foods, but it says there Whole Food's

0:37:07.880 --> 0:37:10.960
<v Speaker 1>on it has your name was no no, no, I yeah,

0:37:11.000 --> 0:37:14.800
<v Speaker 1>but my job specifically is to do deliveries, like the

0:37:14.840 --> 0:37:18.440
<v Speaker 1>Whole Food's delivery service. Yeah, she was putting stuff into

0:37:18.560 --> 0:37:20.680
<v Speaker 1>carts and then you know, so to bring to people,

0:37:20.760 --> 0:37:21.880
<v Speaker 1>to drive to people.

0:37:22.239 --> 0:37:25.319
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, what's wrong with being that guy? By the way,

0:37:26.080 --> 0:37:26.720
<v Speaker 2>you don't yelling.

0:37:26.800 --> 0:37:32.640
<v Speaker 1>There anybody anybody, dude, go over to.

0:37:32.680 --> 0:37:34.400
<v Speaker 2>The door and you tap on the door and you

0:37:35.120 --> 0:37:37.480
<v Speaker 2>excuse me. I'm so sorry to bother you. I was

0:37:37.520 --> 0:37:39.720
<v Speaker 2>just wondering if you haven't had a chance yet to restock,

0:37:39.800 --> 0:37:42.359
<v Speaker 2>if you might have any surplus. There was nobody else

0:37:42.440 --> 0:37:45.000
<v Speaker 2>on the floor. You guys in the back over there.

0:37:45.200 --> 0:37:48.399
<v Speaker 1>Listen, nobody knows the dairy walking refrigerator, like the dairy

0:37:48.440 --> 0:37:50.759
<v Speaker 1>were walking refrigerator. Guys who were hanging out inside the

0:37:50.840 --> 0:37:52.160
<v Speaker 1>dairy walking refrigerator.

0:37:52.320 --> 0:37:55.400
<v Speaker 2>It's like you knock on the butcher's door. Sometimes you go, hey,

0:37:56.080 --> 0:37:57.040
<v Speaker 2>there is no door for me.

0:37:57.440 --> 0:37:57.480
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:37:57.719 --> 0:37:59.560
<v Speaker 2>I was at one of the glass doors with a

0:37:59.840 --> 0:38:02.920
<v Speaker 2>you know with it with the eggs to the left.

0:38:02.960 --> 0:38:04.440
<v Speaker 2>They have to come in and out there. It's the

0:38:04.520 --> 0:38:06.279
<v Speaker 2>whole aisle. It's I was at the other end of.

0:38:06.280 --> 0:38:09.799
<v Speaker 1>The aisle and the the the liquid eggs were right

0:38:09.920 --> 0:38:12.680
<v Speaker 1>next to the eggs. So I opened up the refrigerator door.

0:38:12.920 --> 0:38:16.480
<v Speaker 1>I stuck my head in the refrigerator right and I yelled, Hey,

0:38:16.600 --> 0:38:17.799
<v Speaker 1>is anybody milk?

0:38:18.040 --> 0:38:20.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll tell you what. I go a little off

0:38:20.360 --> 0:38:21.560
<v Speaker 2>to the side on their break.

0:38:21.400 --> 0:38:24.719
<v Speaker 1>On this fucking guy, this fucking guy over here, I'll

0:38:24.760 --> 0:38:26.200
<v Speaker 1>take his egg whites. I'll pissing him.

0:38:27.760 --> 0:38:29.759
<v Speaker 2>Listen, if they haven't that guy, if they have it

0:38:29.840 --> 0:38:32.560
<v Speaker 2>in stock, they got to make the sale. You gotta

0:38:32.600 --> 0:38:34.960
<v Speaker 2>make the seventeen one of our slices works behind the

0:38:35.040 --> 0:38:39.399
<v Speaker 2>milk slices. If you work behind the milk, to leave

0:38:39.400 --> 0:38:41.239
<v Speaker 2>his stuff back and tell us what you think of

0:38:41.280 --> 0:38:43.480
<v Speaker 2>the people that stick their head in the refrigerator, like

0:38:43.600 --> 0:38:46.320
<v Speaker 2>it's an intercom system, Like look, it's.

0:38:46.160 --> 0:38:46.839
<v Speaker 1>A drive throw.

0:38:47.080 --> 0:38:50.520
<v Speaker 2>Hey, you guys got the egg whites back door? What's

0:38:50.560 --> 0:38:51.120
<v Speaker 2>wrong with that?

0:38:51.719 --> 0:38:54.480
<v Speaker 1>Only here in the back is? How is that any

0:38:54.600 --> 0:38:57.440
<v Speaker 1>different than having somebody standing in front of me and

0:38:57.560 --> 0:39:01.000
<v Speaker 1>asking the same question, You're you're unbelievable.

0:39:01.360 --> 0:39:03.000
<v Speaker 2>I might not allowed to do that. He might not

0:39:03.320 --> 0:39:06.800
<v Speaker 2>ask for assistance to the guy behind the milk. Okay,

0:39:06.960 --> 0:39:09.120
<v Speaker 2>have have you ever gone to like the chips aisle

0:39:09.680 --> 0:39:12.239
<v Speaker 2>or the soda isle and the guy is stocking the

0:39:12.320 --> 0:39:15.160
<v Speaker 2>coke or the Dorito's guy is stocking the Dorito's. Yes,

0:39:15.239 --> 0:39:16.880
<v Speaker 2>and you go, hey, hey, can you help me in

0:39:16.920 --> 0:39:18.480
<v Speaker 2>the baker and with the with the with in the

0:39:18.520 --> 0:39:19.880
<v Speaker 2>meat department and they go out on work here and

0:39:19.880 --> 0:39:21.360
<v Speaker 2>you're like, yeah, you don't you stalk in the shelves.

0:39:21.520 --> 0:39:23.080
<v Speaker 1>No, they don't. They work for Dots.

0:39:23.080 --> 0:39:24.480
<v Speaker 2>They work with the little las company.

0:39:24.520 --> 0:39:26.640
<v Speaker 1>They work for the company that's stalking the stuff, right, Yeah,

0:39:26.719 --> 0:39:30.000
<v Speaker 1>that happens all the stock right. The delivery people fucking

0:39:30.040 --> 0:39:31.759
<v Speaker 1>hate that because they got to stock the shelf and

0:39:31.800 --> 0:39:33.640
<v Speaker 1>then they look like that they work at the store

0:39:33.680 --> 0:39:34.279
<v Speaker 1>and they don't know.

0:39:34.400 --> 0:39:36.560
<v Speaker 2>But I'm not talking about that. And normally today I

0:39:36.560 --> 0:39:38.040
<v Speaker 2>haven't seen them. And they put the new pepsin in

0:39:38.040 --> 0:39:39.800
<v Speaker 2>front of the old PEPSI. They don't fucking rotate it.

0:39:40.239 --> 0:39:42.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes all the time, they just shoved the new ship

0:39:42.600 --> 0:39:42.960
<v Speaker 2>in the front.

0:39:43.080 --> 0:39:46.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm specifically talking about an in department issue. I'm not

0:39:47.040 --> 0:39:49.399
<v Speaker 1>going to the to the fish section the poultry guy

0:39:49.760 --> 0:39:51.840
<v Speaker 1>or the or the coca counter asking if they have

0:39:51.920 --> 0:39:53.879
<v Speaker 1>liquid egg whites because people do that too.

0:39:54.200 --> 0:39:55.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, no, no, listen, I understand it.

0:39:56.080 --> 0:39:58.280
<v Speaker 1>Stay in your lane, stay in your department, the milk

0:39:58.480 --> 0:40:01.360
<v Speaker 1>and eggs and dairy department. It is inside that fucking

0:40:01.400 --> 0:40:04.319
<v Speaker 1>walking fridge, and here was no access. I'm gonna stick

0:40:04.400 --> 0:40:06.560
<v Speaker 1>my head in and I'm gonna say, can anybody help me?

0:40:07.600 --> 0:40:09.040
<v Speaker 1>Let me ask your question. When you were yelling in

0:40:09.080 --> 0:40:13.960
<v Speaker 1>the refrigerator, was cold air coming out? The steam from

0:40:14.000 --> 0:40:17.080
<v Speaker 1>your mouth was coming out. But I'll say this in

0:40:17.200 --> 0:40:19.279
<v Speaker 1>the past, did you have to move the orange juice

0:40:19.280 --> 0:40:21.680
<v Speaker 1>out of the way so you couldn't see further? I

0:40:21.960 --> 0:40:25.320
<v Speaker 1>wanted my Annie's cottage cheese, okay, the low fat cottage

0:40:25.360 --> 0:40:29.440
<v Speaker 1>cheese once so it worked. Here was the Annie's. They

0:40:29.480 --> 0:40:31.040
<v Speaker 1>were all out at night. It's a low fat prior

0:40:31.200 --> 0:40:33.880
<v Speaker 1>broke my out of cottage cheese. Anybody back, Damn some

0:40:34.000 --> 0:40:35.280
<v Speaker 1>Annies cottage cheese.

0:40:35.400 --> 0:40:37.520
<v Speaker 2>The shelf was empty. I'm like, fuck this. So I

0:40:37.600 --> 0:40:40.040
<v Speaker 2>opened up the door and I yumped in and I said, hey,

0:40:40.040 --> 0:40:41.600
<v Speaker 2>he's anybody there. Guess what.

0:40:41.960 --> 0:40:44.440
<v Speaker 1>Some guy comes to the comes to the window to

0:40:44.520 --> 0:40:46.520
<v Speaker 1>the other side, and again I'm looking at him through

0:40:46.800 --> 0:40:48.360
<v Speaker 1>he's inside the other side of the shelf.

0:40:48.480 --> 0:40:49.239
<v Speaker 2>Penis in his hand.

0:40:49.360 --> 0:40:51.799
<v Speaker 1>Was he peeing and he was interrupted. He's looking he's

0:40:51.920 --> 0:40:54.440
<v Speaker 1>looking out of gee cottage. He's looking out at me.

0:40:55.080 --> 0:40:57.800
<v Speaker 2>And I said, I said, to Annie's, you have any annies.

0:40:57.800 --> 0:40:59.960
<v Speaker 2>He goes, oh, hold on, let me check, and he looked.

0:41:00.200 --> 0:41:02.400
<v Speaker 1>He comes back two minutes later and he put the

0:41:02.440 --> 0:41:04.799
<v Speaker 1>whole bot no, the whole box of Any's cottage cheese.

0:41:04.800 --> 0:41:06.680
<v Speaker 1>He goes, yeah, I just came in today, and he

0:41:06.760 --> 0:41:08.879
<v Speaker 1>puts it on. He gives me one on the floor

0:41:08.960 --> 0:41:12.520
<v Speaker 1>for a week inside the walk in refrigerator. That's what

0:41:12.600 --> 0:41:15.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. It's refrigerated. But the thing is, sometimes they

0:41:15.480 --> 0:41:17.840
<v Speaker 1>don't stock the shelves right away, so sometimes they have

0:41:17.960 --> 0:41:21.160
<v Speaker 1>that shit sitting there. But if it comes at nine o'clock,

0:41:21.440 --> 0:41:23.440
<v Speaker 1>maybe the guy's not gonna stock stock it until four

0:41:23.440 --> 0:41:26.200
<v Speaker 1>in the afternoon. But I'm there at twelve o'clock, twelve thirty.

0:41:26.680 --> 0:41:30.600
<v Speaker 1>I want my cottage cheese. No, I'm not, I want

0:41:30.640 --> 0:41:32.680
<v Speaker 1>my cotach. I just wonder if they have it. Okay,

0:41:32.880 --> 0:41:35.080
<v Speaker 1>and guess what that time they had it and he

0:41:35.160 --> 0:41:36.799
<v Speaker 1>handed it to me because how many want? And I'll

0:41:36.800 --> 0:41:38.960
<v Speaker 1>take two, see you? And I walked away. So this

0:41:39.120 --> 0:41:41.160
<v Speaker 1>time they didn't have my liquid eggs and I couldn't

0:41:41.160 --> 0:41:43.320
<v Speaker 1>find But I didn't know that because there was no

0:41:43.400 --> 0:41:45.040
<v Speaker 1>one in the refrigerator for me.

0:41:45.680 --> 0:41:47.400
<v Speaker 2>A similar thing happened to me, but they lied to me.

0:41:47.440 --> 0:41:49.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna tell you a quick story. I go to

0:41:49.160 --> 0:41:51.560
<v Speaker 2>BJ's right and one of the things that I get

0:41:51.640 --> 0:41:54.080
<v Speaker 2>there are cod filaise. I make cutlets out of him,

0:41:54.120 --> 0:41:56.600
<v Speaker 2>like it chouldn't call it right, So I went. Then

0:41:56.760 --> 0:41:58.000
<v Speaker 2>I think I told you the story. They had him

0:41:58.000 --> 0:41:59.439
<v Speaker 2>every week for a while, and then all of a sudden,

0:41:59.440 --> 0:42:01.319
<v Speaker 2>the don't him any Oh yeah, you said you said

0:42:01.320 --> 0:42:03.200
<v Speaker 2>it on this podcast. But the guy lied to me.

0:42:03.239 --> 0:42:04.480
<v Speaker 1>He's like, oh, you being on Friday.

0:42:04.520 --> 0:42:05.920
<v Speaker 2>I went back on Friday. They guy's like, oh, they'll

0:42:05.960 --> 0:42:07.160
<v Speaker 2>come in tomorrow. I go, you told me to come

0:42:07.200 --> 0:42:07.640
<v Speaker 2>in on Friday.

0:42:07.640 --> 0:42:10.359
<v Speaker 1>No I didn't. Yes you did, Yes you did, Mike.

0:42:11.200 --> 0:42:11.880
<v Speaker 1>I know it was you.

0:42:12.680 --> 0:42:15.160
<v Speaker 2>Nah, Well we were here Tuesday, says Chice. I was

0:42:15.200 --> 0:42:15.840
<v Speaker 2>here Tuesday.

0:42:16.040 --> 0:42:16.960
<v Speaker 1>I didn't work Tuesday.

0:42:17.280 --> 0:42:20.080
<v Speaker 2>Mike, you have a red beard, like a reddish Mike.

0:42:20.200 --> 0:42:22.600
<v Speaker 1>It was you. You told me come in Friday. Now

0:42:22.600 --> 0:42:24.360
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't sound like me. It doesn't sound like you.

0:42:25.160 --> 0:42:27.279
<v Speaker 1>You said come in Friday. That I don't recall that,

0:42:28.160 --> 0:42:31.640
<v Speaker 1>so you can't trust anybody anymore. I'm also, while we're

0:42:31.680 --> 0:42:34.120
<v Speaker 1>on the topic of grocery shopping, I am the fresh out,

0:42:34.200 --> 0:42:35.520
<v Speaker 1>fresh out the box shopper.

0:42:36.040 --> 0:42:37.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm the guy that is.

0:42:37.640 --> 0:42:40.080
<v Speaker 1>If I'm like, look, let's say shopping for lettuce, and

0:42:40.200 --> 0:42:43.640
<v Speaker 1>then they're restocking the lettuce in boxes, I will look

0:42:43.680 --> 0:42:45.920
<v Speaker 1>in the cart to see if any lettuces came in

0:42:46.120 --> 0:42:48.440
<v Speaker 1>just there, and I'm like, aha, you're on, so I

0:42:48.480 --> 0:42:50.760
<v Speaker 1>will take it. I will take it from the guy's

0:42:50.840 --> 0:42:53.600
<v Speaker 1>box right there rather than buy something that's on the

0:42:53.640 --> 0:42:56.000
<v Speaker 1>shelf because I know it's older. So because that's fresh,

0:42:56.080 --> 0:42:57.640
<v Speaker 1>the freshest is coming in right there.

0:42:57.840 --> 0:42:59.560
<v Speaker 2>But that's no point. You don't have a problem with that,

0:42:59.680 --> 0:43:01.200
<v Speaker 2>do you no, Because I do the same thing in

0:43:01.239 --> 0:43:02.840
<v Speaker 2>pizza place. You ever been in a pizza place and

0:43:02.840 --> 0:43:04.759
<v Speaker 2>they have the cold pizza sitting out all day. Yes,

0:43:04.840 --> 0:43:06.319
<v Speaker 2>you're like, oh, give me a slice, and they take

0:43:06.320 --> 0:43:09.120
<v Speaker 2>it from the tray, but sometimes you get the last slice.

0:43:09.719 --> 0:43:12.120
<v Speaker 2>So last week I went into this to a place

0:43:12.160 --> 0:43:14.040
<v Speaker 2>that I go in and it was one there was

0:43:14.120 --> 0:43:17.040
<v Speaker 2>one Sicilian slice left right, and I was like, all right,

0:43:17.160 --> 0:43:19.759
<v Speaker 2>I'll take that slice. So as they're taking it off

0:43:19.800 --> 0:43:20.759
<v Speaker 2>the metal tray for me.

0:43:21.480 --> 0:43:25.040
<v Speaker 1>A fresh Sicilian pie comes out of the oven, so

0:43:25.160 --> 0:43:28.080
<v Speaker 1>I go, whoa, Oh, can I get a slice off that?

0:43:28.400 --> 0:43:31.799
<v Speaker 2>Now we haven't cut it yet. What so I said,

0:43:32.080 --> 0:43:34.200
<v Speaker 2>I'll wait. Well, we gotta let it cool off.

0:43:34.400 --> 0:43:37.040
<v Speaker 1>I'll wait because they don't want to get stuck with

0:43:37.120 --> 0:43:38.520
<v Speaker 1>the old slice that's been sitting there.

0:43:38.880 --> 0:43:39.799
<v Speaker 2>So I was like, I'll wait.

0:43:40.760 --> 0:43:43.279
<v Speaker 1>So they fucking made me wait till they cut it

0:43:43.320 --> 0:43:46.040
<v Speaker 1>because it was like, you cut it too soon. He's right,

0:43:46.160 --> 0:43:50.160
<v Speaker 1>and that it doesn't control right and the brand. But

0:43:50.280 --> 0:43:51.080
<v Speaker 1>I waited.

0:43:51.280 --> 0:43:51.800
<v Speaker 2>I waited.

0:43:52.040 --> 0:43:52.439
<v Speaker 1>I'll wait.

0:43:52.560 --> 0:43:54.719
<v Speaker 2>I waited till they cut it. For the burning burned

0:43:54.760 --> 0:43:56.200
<v Speaker 2>my mouth, by the way. I got what I paid for,

0:43:56.640 --> 0:43:58.520
<v Speaker 2>But I'm not taking that old slice when the fresh

0:43:58.560 --> 0:44:02.160
<v Speaker 2>ship's coming right out. Yes, I always go fresh, go fresh.

0:44:03.560 --> 0:44:05.640
<v Speaker 2>So I get the fresh slice. He goes, listen, no

0:44:05.680 --> 0:44:06.799
<v Speaker 2>one's gonna buy this old slice.

0:44:06.840 --> 0:44:11.400
<v Speaker 1>Here, you take it. So the Brooklyn Boys podcast, we

0:44:11.600 --> 0:44:12.480
<v Speaker 1>will be right back.

0:44:13.480 --> 0:44:15.399
<v Speaker 2>I got one more story, scary. This is gonna drive

0:44:15.400 --> 0:44:18.120
<v Speaker 2>you crazy. This happened to me at my cousin's place.

0:44:19.320 --> 0:44:24.279
<v Speaker 2>So there's they have three houses up there, but two

0:44:24.320 --> 0:44:25.480
<v Speaker 2>of them are next door to each other.

0:44:26.040 --> 0:44:28.480
<v Speaker 1>And one is like up the road. So the two

0:44:28.560 --> 0:44:32.000
<v Speaker 1>that are next to each other, they take turns hosting meals.

0:44:32.440 --> 0:44:34.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh, we'll go to House one. We'll all go to

0:44:34.080 --> 0:44:34.799
<v Speaker 2>House one for dinner.

0:44:34.800 --> 0:44:37.239
<v Speaker 1>We'll go I'm staying at House one, Like, we're all

0:44:37.280 --> 0:44:39.479
<v Speaker 1>going to House two for the for dinner tonight. Great,

0:44:39.520 --> 0:44:41.040
<v Speaker 1>so we all go to House two. Are okay.

0:44:43.560 --> 0:44:47.480
<v Speaker 2>So when I'm in House one, I notice that the

0:44:48.040 --> 0:44:51.880
<v Speaker 2>cousin who owns House one, every time I go to

0:44:51.960 --> 0:44:55.480
<v Speaker 2>the bathroom and go upstairs or come back, my water

0:44:55.560 --> 0:45:00.120
<v Speaker 2>glass is gone. Oh and I see that my my

0:45:01.360 --> 0:45:04.560
<v Speaker 2>older cousin. I'm gonna call my mom's cousin because he

0:45:04.600 --> 0:45:07.480
<v Speaker 2>was my he's my mom's age that he's swooping in

0:45:08.480 --> 0:45:10.839
<v Speaker 2>when he sees a glass laying around and he puts

0:45:10.880 --> 0:45:13.360
<v Speaker 2>it in the sink or he puts it in a dishwasher.

0:45:14.840 --> 0:45:16.759
<v Speaker 2>Now there's like eight people in the house, nine people,

0:45:16.800 --> 0:45:18.560
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, I know my glass because I put

0:45:18.600 --> 0:45:21.160
<v Speaker 2>it on a certain coaster because it's a coaster house.

0:45:21.280 --> 0:45:21.600
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

0:45:21.920 --> 0:45:26.040
<v Speaker 2>I respect that, So I'm going So I'm like, so

0:45:26.160 --> 0:45:28.880
<v Speaker 2>then there's no glasses left, so I'm start using solo cups.

0:45:29.640 --> 0:45:34.719
<v Speaker 2>The red solo cups and they keep disappearing. So I

0:45:34.800 --> 0:45:38.880
<v Speaker 2>finally go, hey, who's swooping my cups? So they're like, oh,

0:45:38.920 --> 0:45:40.040
<v Speaker 2>he does it. He does it all the time, he

0:45:40.040 --> 0:45:40.680
<v Speaker 2>swoops cups.

0:45:40.960 --> 0:45:41.640
<v Speaker 1>So I go up to him.

0:45:41.640 --> 0:45:45.239
<v Speaker 2>I go listen, cup swooper, cup swooper. I promise you

0:45:45.280 --> 0:45:47.080
<v Speaker 2>I will clean up after myself. I will, I will,

0:45:47.160 --> 0:45:49.440
<v Speaker 2>I will, I will clean up my glasses. I'm not

0:45:49.520 --> 0:45:51.440
<v Speaker 2>putting the glass with water on the wood.

0:45:51.400 --> 0:45:54.200
<v Speaker 1>Tables, being really good when you're ready, when you're finished,

0:45:54.360 --> 0:45:56.920
<v Speaker 1>right right, But there's water in the glasses.

0:45:57.719 --> 0:45:59.600
<v Speaker 2>I really I would like to have access to my

0:45:59.719 --> 0:46:02.719
<v Speaker 2>water if I get up and go in the kitchen whatever.

0:46:05.120 --> 0:46:05.400
<v Speaker 1>Whatever.

0:46:06.080 --> 0:46:08.040
<v Speaker 2>So night three, they're like, oh, we'll go in the

0:46:08.080 --> 0:46:10.120
<v Speaker 2>house two for dinner. So I go over the house

0:46:10.160 --> 0:46:14.680
<v Speaker 2>two and uh, we get up to do the Honukah candles,

0:46:14.880 --> 0:46:17.480
<v Speaker 2>you know, for the whatever night honeaker is and I'm

0:46:17.520 --> 0:46:19.560
<v Speaker 2>walking around. I go back to the couch room sitting

0:46:19.560 --> 0:46:20.279
<v Speaker 2>and my cup is gone.

0:46:22.760 --> 0:46:25.239
<v Speaker 1>So it turns out my cousin's kid who owns the

0:46:25.320 --> 0:46:30.520
<v Speaker 1>house next door, is a glass swooper. You know who

0:46:30.520 --> 0:46:35.480
<v Speaker 1>you're describing, Well, oh, Jetsky Brian does that swooper.

0:46:35.719 --> 0:46:36.239
<v Speaker 2>He's a cups.

0:46:36.440 --> 0:46:39.759
<v Speaker 1>He no matter where we are, whether it's his house

0:46:39.920 --> 0:46:42.360
<v Speaker 1>or when we're in Costa Rica or wherever on vacation,

0:46:42.640 --> 0:46:46.120
<v Speaker 1>we're all sharing the house. He's the he's the quicker

0:46:46.160 --> 0:46:49.040
<v Speaker 1>picker upper. He's gotta he's got to pick stuff up

0:46:49.080 --> 0:46:52.000
<v Speaker 1>and clean up and whatever as we go. And I'm like, guys,

0:46:52.080 --> 0:46:54.319
<v Speaker 1>it's okay, but you know, because yeah, he he stole

0:46:54.400 --> 0:46:54.600
<v Speaker 1>my he.

0:46:54.640 --> 0:46:56.439
<v Speaker 2>Stole my plate. Once I wasn't done.

0:46:56.800 --> 0:46:59.560
<v Speaker 1>He puts everything back and he because I guess he

0:46:59.800 --> 0:47:03.480
<v Speaker 1>I think it's OCD. God blessed the guy because he

0:47:03.600 --> 0:47:06.080
<v Speaker 1>keeps the whole place fucking neat. But man, oh man,

0:47:06.160 --> 0:47:08.520
<v Speaker 1>first of all, you got somebody for that. And when

0:47:08.560 --> 0:47:11.600
<v Speaker 1>you're on vacation, we have somebody that cleans. Yeah, Butler,

0:47:11.960 --> 0:47:14.080
<v Speaker 1>he's got to do, but he's got to do it himself.

0:47:14.080 --> 0:47:16.680
<v Speaker 1>He does the dish puts everything in the dishwasher. But

0:47:16.840 --> 0:47:19.640
<v Speaker 1>he'll take stuff from you, like you walk away and

0:47:19.800 --> 0:47:21.120
<v Speaker 1>you come back and it's gone.

0:47:21.480 --> 0:47:22.800
<v Speaker 2>And I wasn't finished with that.

0:47:23.520 --> 0:47:27.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So so we go back to House one, okay,

0:47:27.160 --> 0:47:28.800
<v Speaker 1>and then on the on the next night we go

0:47:28.920 --> 0:47:31.480
<v Speaker 1>back to House two again and everyone's sitting in the

0:47:31.520 --> 0:47:33.759
<v Speaker 1>living room watching the football game, and then we go

0:47:33.840 --> 0:47:34.360
<v Speaker 1>to the kitchen.

0:47:34.400 --> 0:47:36.960
<v Speaker 2>We can I come back now. I had taken a

0:47:37.000 --> 0:47:39.000
<v Speaker 2>pink solo cup because it was the last pink one,

0:47:39.360 --> 0:47:40.960
<v Speaker 2>so I know the pink one is my cup.

0:47:41.040 --> 0:47:45.400
<v Speaker 1>Pink, so the cup pink solo cup. So I got

0:47:45.480 --> 0:47:45.839
<v Speaker 1>the water.

0:47:45.880 --> 0:47:48.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm watching the football game. I get up whatever, I

0:47:48.640 --> 0:47:49.120
<v Speaker 2>walk around.

0:47:49.120 --> 0:47:49.560
<v Speaker 1>I come back.

0:47:49.600 --> 0:47:52.240
<v Speaker 2>My cup is gone. So I say to my cousin,

0:47:52.280 --> 0:47:55.080
<v Speaker 2>did you swoop my cup again? No, I say to

0:47:55.160 --> 0:47:57.960
<v Speaker 2>my mom's cousin. I know this isn't your house, but

0:47:58.000 --> 0:47:58.879
<v Speaker 2>did you swoop my cup?

0:47:59.160 --> 0:47:59.200
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:48:00.000 --> 0:48:01.440
<v Speaker 2>I look in the sink, it's not there. I look

0:48:01.440 --> 0:48:03.080
<v Speaker 2>in the garbage, it's not there. I can't find my cup.

0:48:03.160 --> 0:48:05.520
<v Speaker 2>Somebody swooped my cup. I know I left it where

0:48:05.520 --> 0:48:10.000
<v Speaker 2>I left it. So then my cousin's my cousin's cousin

0:48:10.080 --> 0:48:12.719
<v Speaker 2>on the other side of the family, they stop laughing.

0:48:12.760 --> 0:48:15.760
<v Speaker 2>I go, what's so funny they put my They swooped

0:48:15.800 --> 0:48:17.400
<v Speaker 2>my cup and put it behind a plant so I

0:48:17.440 --> 0:48:18.000
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't see it.

0:48:18.040 --> 0:48:19.239
<v Speaker 1>They were trying to do it to pissed me off.

0:48:19.800 --> 0:48:22.439
<v Speaker 2>Ah, they were fake swoop of course, of course, because

0:48:22.440 --> 0:48:23.160
<v Speaker 2>they know what got to you.

0:48:23.600 --> 0:48:24.120
<v Speaker 1>They got to me.

0:48:24.160 --> 0:48:27.120
<v Speaker 2>They were pressing your buttons slices. Do you do this

0:48:27.280 --> 0:48:27.799
<v Speaker 2>in your house?

0:48:27.840 --> 0:48:28.480
<v Speaker 1>Do you swoop?

0:48:29.160 --> 0:48:29.920
<v Speaker 2>Are you swooper?

0:48:30.040 --> 0:48:30.080
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:48:31.800 --> 0:48:34.600
<v Speaker 2>I like to leave you stand it my house.

0:48:34.920 --> 0:48:36.279
<v Speaker 1>Listen, if you will, you would come to my house

0:48:36.320 --> 0:48:38.080
<v Speaker 1>and you leave my house and you leave your cup

0:48:38.160 --> 0:48:39.959
<v Speaker 1>where you like on the table or on the coffee table.

0:48:39.960 --> 0:48:40.840
<v Speaker 2>And that's terrible.

0:48:41.239 --> 0:48:41.719
<v Speaker 1>Don't do that.

0:48:42.640 --> 0:48:44.040
<v Speaker 2>But I'm not going over. And so my mother in

0:48:44.160 --> 0:48:45.640
<v Speaker 2>law did that all the time. My mother in law

0:48:45.760 --> 0:48:48.239
<v Speaker 2>was a plate swooper in my house and not in

0:48:48.320 --> 0:48:50.040
<v Speaker 2>her house. In my house, you know, they want to

0:48:50.080 --> 0:48:52.080
<v Speaker 2>make things, they want to keep things tidy.

0:48:52.239 --> 0:48:52.799
<v Speaker 1>You know, listen.

0:48:52.840 --> 0:48:55.680
<v Speaker 2>I loved my mother in law, but she was a

0:48:55.840 --> 0:48:57.800
<v Speaker 2>swooper and and and she know what she would do.

0:48:58.160 --> 0:48:59.440
<v Speaker 2>She would take this stuff, put it right in a

0:48:59.480 --> 0:49:03.000
<v Speaker 2>dish washing and take it back. Or she would come

0:49:03.200 --> 0:49:05.319
<v Speaker 2>or she would combine cups. She'd like pull one cup

0:49:05.360 --> 0:49:07.279
<v Speaker 2>into other cup, and like you're like, oh, I can't

0:49:07.280 --> 0:49:08.200
<v Speaker 2>even drink from that anymore.

0:49:08.840 --> 0:49:10.200
<v Speaker 1>And then scary.

0:49:10.239 --> 0:49:11.960
<v Speaker 2>Are you a particular way about your dishwasher? Do you

0:49:12.040 --> 0:49:12.479
<v Speaker 2>like your plates?

0:49:13.719 --> 0:49:15.640
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's got to be a very First of all,

0:49:16.120 --> 0:49:20.800
<v Speaker 1>every plate gets rinsed and washed in the sink first. No,

0:49:21.320 --> 0:49:24.000
<v Speaker 1>Greg t does that every well, no, it has to

0:49:24.040 --> 0:49:26.960
<v Speaker 1>get rinsed off. They can't be gunk and garbage and

0:49:27.040 --> 0:49:33.080
<v Speaker 1>gook and no. No, Greg t used to wash his

0:49:33.160 --> 0:49:35.000
<v Speaker 1>plates completely and dry on them and then put them

0:49:35.000 --> 0:49:38.560
<v Speaker 1>in the machine. Okay, that that's a bit obsessive. Okay,

0:49:38.680 --> 0:49:40.839
<v Speaker 1>but I need to give it a rinse and then

0:49:41.000 --> 0:49:45.640
<v Speaker 1>and then all everything. Yes, everything's got to be Yeah,

0:49:45.680 --> 0:49:48.200
<v Speaker 1>it can't listen, I understand it's it's still dirty.

0:49:48.280 --> 0:49:49.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm not giving it soap.

0:49:49.600 --> 0:49:50.960
<v Speaker 1>But the machine cleans it.

0:49:51.320 --> 0:49:54.040
<v Speaker 2>No, it doesn't, yeh. But all the gunk goes goes

0:49:54.120 --> 0:49:56.320
<v Speaker 2>into a fucking filter that you don't even want to see.

0:49:56.160 --> 0:49:57.880
<v Speaker 1>What looks like. No, it doesn't. It dissolves and it

0:49:57.960 --> 0:49:59.920
<v Speaker 1>goes out. Whatever.

0:50:00.120 --> 0:50:01.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying put a chicken bone in now, I'm

0:50:01.840 --> 0:50:07.640
<v Speaker 2>saying you have ketchup or dressing. Yeah, no, but you

0:50:07.719 --> 0:50:08.120
<v Speaker 2>have a way.

0:50:08.440 --> 0:50:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Where do your plates go? Where are your big plates going?

0:50:10.400 --> 0:50:12.480
<v Speaker 1>Big plates go at the bottom and they're all facing

0:50:12.520 --> 0:50:14.480
<v Speaker 1>the same direction, but then they go to left side,

0:50:14.560 --> 0:50:17.920
<v Speaker 1>right side. If I'm looking at the dishwasher, they go

0:50:18.120 --> 0:50:22.040
<v Speaker 1>across facing right. So they start from the left, start

0:50:22.080 --> 0:50:22.560
<v Speaker 1>from the left.

0:50:23.280 --> 0:50:23.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:50:23.640 --> 0:50:26.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh, and I and I skip and I skip, I

0:50:26.920 --> 0:50:28.880
<v Speaker 1>skip a spindle, I go to the next one. I

0:50:28.960 --> 0:50:31.920
<v Speaker 1>skip a slot. So's every yeah, because I feel like

0:50:31.960 --> 0:50:33.440
<v Speaker 1>the water's got to get in between the plates.

0:50:33.719 --> 0:50:36.680
<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, do you realize the world's top dishwasher

0:50:36.840 --> 0:50:39.120
<v Speaker 2>engineers have made it so that you can put the

0:50:39.200 --> 0:50:42.080
<v Speaker 2>plates every spindle and you've decided that you know more

0:50:42.160 --> 0:50:45.200
<v Speaker 2>than them. Is that what you're telling me? I feel

0:50:45.280 --> 0:50:47.879
<v Speaker 2>like the plates get cleaner if I go every other one.

0:50:48.360 --> 0:50:49.960
<v Speaker 1>How can they be cleaner? You clean them before the

0:50:50.640 --> 0:50:52.879
<v Speaker 1>you know, because they have they have access to more water.

0:50:53.040 --> 0:50:54.759
<v Speaker 1>There's more water, and more water hits them.

0:50:55.160 --> 0:50:57.040
<v Speaker 2>So the water is coming from the top to side

0:50:57.080 --> 0:50:58.520
<v Speaker 2>the blike's coming from all over the place.

0:51:00.120 --> 0:51:01.240
<v Speaker 1>You're skipping spindles.

0:51:01.320 --> 0:51:02.120
<v Speaker 2>What are you so rich?

0:51:02.280 --> 0:51:04.239
<v Speaker 1>And the glasses the let glasses go on the top

0:51:04.360 --> 0:51:08.760
<v Speaker 1>rack upside down, duh, and then make sure that they're secure.

0:51:08.640 --> 0:51:10.320
<v Speaker 2>Puts their glasses right, set up, ends up with a

0:51:10.400 --> 0:51:12.640
<v Speaker 2>couple of couple of water. Well, you'd be surprised.

0:51:13.520 --> 0:51:16.319
<v Speaker 1>And then oh the forks, Yeah, forks they go tines

0:51:16.400 --> 0:51:20.359
<v Speaker 1>up or times tines up? Why is that ties up?

0:51:20.440 --> 0:51:25.919
<v Speaker 1>Because again you're below the because the times, well, because

0:51:26.239 --> 0:51:29.560
<v Speaker 1>more water and more stuff soap is going to hit

0:51:29.640 --> 0:51:29.960
<v Speaker 1>the time.

0:51:30.040 --> 0:51:31.080
<v Speaker 2>It comes from the bottom.

0:51:31.719 --> 0:51:33.120
<v Speaker 1>The water shoots straight up from.

0:51:33.000 --> 0:51:34.359
<v Speaker 2>The bottom from all over the place.

0:51:35.520 --> 0:51:37.200
<v Speaker 1>As you just said, the spinning.

0:51:36.880 --> 0:51:39.080
<v Speaker 2>Water jets are in the bottom. They hit the ties

0:51:39.120 --> 0:51:42.360
<v Speaker 2>face down above the times is the water glasses.

0:51:45.320 --> 0:51:46.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm really confused.

0:51:46.600 --> 0:51:49.080
<v Speaker 2>No, all the water comes from the top and the bottom.

0:51:49.160 --> 0:51:52.160
<v Speaker 1>Right, but my, but my forks, knives and spoons usually

0:51:52.239 --> 0:51:56.080
<v Speaker 1>go uh in its own compartment right on the side

0:51:56.160 --> 0:51:56.680
<v Speaker 1>and the bottom.

0:51:56.719 --> 0:51:59.200
<v Speaker 2>It's the bottom, okay, right, but you go tinnes up.

0:52:00.680 --> 0:52:00.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:52:00.880 --> 0:52:02.399
<v Speaker 2>The first thing you grab when you when you clean

0:52:02.440 --> 0:52:04.040
<v Speaker 2>out your machine is the top of the four top

0:52:04.080 --> 0:52:04.640
<v Speaker 2>of the football.

0:52:04.719 --> 0:52:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Touch that goes in their mouths. You touch it with

0:52:07.080 --> 0:52:11.839
<v Speaker 1>your hands. Guys, ladies, gentlemen, this is a better question

0:52:11.960 --> 0:52:16.160
<v Speaker 1>for the slices. Ties up or ties down? Spoon up

0:52:16.320 --> 0:52:17.080
<v Speaker 1>or spoon down?

0:52:17.480 --> 0:52:19.759
<v Speaker 2>Well, spoon down, spoon listen, spoon Wait a second, you

0:52:20.200 --> 0:52:22.200
<v Speaker 2>how do you put the knife in? The knife goes down?

0:52:22.440 --> 0:52:24.760
<v Speaker 2>The knife faces down because you grab with the handle.

0:52:25.080 --> 0:52:26.680
<v Speaker 2>You put ties up when you go to take them

0:52:26.680 --> 0:52:28.680
<v Speaker 2>out in the dishwasher. How are you grabbing them by

0:52:28.719 --> 0:52:30.040
<v Speaker 2>the part that goes in people's mouths.

0:52:30.200 --> 0:52:34.240
<v Speaker 1>Wait a second, my shit don't fit times down because

0:52:34.480 --> 0:52:36.520
<v Speaker 1>their little holes for the for the forks and spoons

0:52:36.520 --> 0:52:38.440
<v Speaker 1>and knives. So the only way I could put them

0:52:38.480 --> 0:52:42.360
<v Speaker 1>in is ties up. Wait, you use the handle holes.

0:52:42.600 --> 0:52:44.680
<v Speaker 1>You lift those up, You put them in the open basket.

0:52:46.120 --> 0:52:47.840
<v Speaker 2>Then they fall, They fall over.

0:52:47.760 --> 0:52:49.319
<v Speaker 1>Each other, and they stack on top of each other,

0:52:49.400 --> 0:52:51.719
<v Speaker 1>and the dishwasters come out clean. No they don't know

0:52:51.880 --> 0:52:54.239
<v Speaker 1>because no, they're they're up against each other. Fuck you,

0:52:54.239 --> 0:52:56.480
<v Speaker 1>you don't know what you're doing. If you throw them

0:52:56.480 --> 0:53:00.640
<v Speaker 1>all into a pool water, they're getting wet. If you're

0:53:01.000 --> 0:53:03.600
<v Speaker 1>saying to not sit, no, no, you're supposed to separate.

0:53:03.800 --> 0:53:07.000
<v Speaker 1>They go in the holes, each each fork, each knife.

0:53:07.880 --> 0:53:10.520
<v Speaker 1>Put the knives in sharp side up. The knives, I

0:53:10.560 --> 0:53:13.040
<v Speaker 1>go sharp side down. But but the fork and the

0:53:13.080 --> 0:53:15.160
<v Speaker 1>spoon go up because there's no other way to do it.

0:53:15.239 --> 0:53:17.680
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't fit down. You lift a little flap up

0:53:17.719 --> 0:53:20.160
<v Speaker 1>that has the holes, and then you open expose the basket.

0:53:20.320 --> 0:53:22.680
<v Speaker 2>No, you don't tow me in the basket. Who puts that?

0:53:22.920 --> 0:53:25.239
<v Speaker 2>That's savage. I've never wanted to punch you more.

0:53:25.400 --> 0:53:27.800
<v Speaker 1>The basket is for sharp butcher's knives and things that

0:53:27.880 --> 0:53:31.400
<v Speaker 1>don't fit in the fucking holes. Well then you what

0:53:31.400 --> 0:53:33.200
<v Speaker 1>do you cook? What? Do you clean one knife at

0:53:33.239 --> 0:53:35.280
<v Speaker 1>a time then, because you don't want them leaning against

0:53:35.320 --> 0:53:35.640
<v Speaker 1>each other.

0:53:36.600 --> 0:53:39.560
<v Speaker 2>No, there's several holes in the basket. This basket has.

0:53:41.040 --> 0:53:43.160
<v Speaker 1>Twenty six holes in the eight twenty And who grew

0:53:43.239 --> 0:53:45.000
<v Speaker 1>up in an apartment in Brooklyn, We never even had

0:53:45.040 --> 0:53:47.839
<v Speaker 1>a dishwasher. If my if my forks come out eighty

0:53:47.840 --> 0:53:49.920
<v Speaker 1>percent clean, it's a fucking miracle compared to how I

0:53:49.960 --> 0:53:53.000
<v Speaker 1>grew up my mother. My mother cleaned every dish by

0:53:53.040 --> 0:53:54.319
<v Speaker 1>hand until I was old enough to help.

0:53:56.320 --> 0:53:58.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't want I don't want to break my dishwasher.

0:53:58.520 --> 0:53:59.719
<v Speaker 2>That's why I take all.

0:54:00.200 --> 0:54:02.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dishwasher is gonna break if you put your silver

0:54:02.200 --> 0:54:04.600
<v Speaker 1>a time. No, No, I think it's gonna break. If

0:54:04.640 --> 0:54:08.960
<v Speaker 1>I leave fucking uh leftover food and and crap all over,

0:54:09.000 --> 0:54:12.400
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna break. You're you're, you're a thousand dollars dishwasher.

0:54:12.440 --> 0:54:17.040
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna clog up what you got here is the problem.

0:54:17.080 --> 0:54:20.000
<v Speaker 1>Now you're gonna it's gonna cost you eight hundred dollars

0:54:20.040 --> 0:54:22.360
<v Speaker 1>to fix that because you obviously put your spoons in

0:54:22.640 --> 0:54:25.800
<v Speaker 1>up facing down and your time's down. What kind of

0:54:25.840 --> 0:54:28.480
<v Speaker 1>crazy basket puts the plates in every spindle?

0:54:28.960 --> 0:54:29.759
<v Speaker 2>The one they broke.

0:54:31.920 --> 0:54:35.640
<v Speaker 1>It's never happened. What breaks. What's gonna break?

0:54:35.640 --> 0:54:37.840
<v Speaker 2>The water is gonna crack from hitting folks in it together.

0:54:38.520 --> 0:54:39.040
<v Speaker 1>It's not that.

0:54:40.000 --> 0:54:40.600
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't care.

0:54:40.760 --> 0:54:43.640
<v Speaker 1>No, it's not gonna break from from the the way

0:54:43.719 --> 0:54:46.920
<v Speaker 1>you load the dishwasher. It's gonna break from having too

0:54:47.000 --> 0:54:49.839
<v Speaker 1>much grease and grime all over your plates over time.

0:54:49.960 --> 0:54:53.399
<v Speaker 1>That fucks it up. That fucks up your dishwasher if

0:54:53.440 --> 0:54:56.600
<v Speaker 1>you leave that, if you just you leave a greasy

0:54:56.680 --> 0:54:59.640
<v Speaker 1>fucking plate that hasn't you haven't red water over it.

0:55:00.200 --> 0:55:02.560
<v Speaker 2>You just throw a dishwasher. No, it doesn't, it doesn't.

0:55:02.560 --> 0:55:04.120
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't hurt your machine. I've never heard that.

0:55:05.160 --> 0:55:08.400
<v Speaker 1>I was told you're supposed to always pre rinse. Okay,

0:55:08.440 --> 0:55:10.160
<v Speaker 1>but you soundly get scrub in your plates.

0:55:11.160 --> 0:55:12.600
<v Speaker 2>Nah, only if I know that.

0:55:12.840 --> 0:55:15.480
<v Speaker 1>If there's a hard to get, like something that you know,

0:55:15.600 --> 0:55:18.080
<v Speaker 1>grease spot or something a stain, I'm like that that's

0:55:18.120 --> 0:55:19.960
<v Speaker 1>gonna not gonna come out in the dishwasher. I'll give

0:55:20.000 --> 0:55:22.239
<v Speaker 1>it a little pre rub with my bia. What do

0:55:22.320 --> 0:55:24.840
<v Speaker 1>you call the happy little thing? The smiley face penis

0:55:25.040 --> 0:55:28.560
<v Speaker 1>no mister scrub scrub daddy. I'll do a little scrub

0:55:28.640 --> 0:55:31.960
<v Speaker 1>daddy on it. That the happy face yellow yellow smiley face.

0:55:32.520 --> 0:55:34.680
<v Speaker 2>Spot if if I was over your house for lunch

0:55:34.800 --> 0:55:36.920
<v Speaker 2>or we were signing shirts again, whatever we're doing, okay,

0:55:37.080 --> 0:55:39.200
<v Speaker 2>And I and I took my plate and I went

0:55:39.239 --> 0:55:41.080
<v Speaker 2>to the dishwasher and I put it in in a

0:55:41.160 --> 0:55:42.520
<v Speaker 2>spindle next to the other plate.

0:55:42.640 --> 0:55:43.600
<v Speaker 1>And I told you I did it.

0:55:43.640 --> 0:55:45.239
<v Speaker 2>And I didn't even grew rich it off.

0:55:45.719 --> 0:55:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And could you sit at the table and you

0:55:48.120 --> 0:55:51.239
<v Speaker 1>bust to get up and run over there, Jet Ski

0:55:51.480 --> 0:55:54.399
<v Speaker 1>Brian over there, run up. I can't do it, can't

0:55:54.400 --> 0:55:56.399
<v Speaker 1>live with that. I can't have it that way.

0:55:57.160 --> 0:55:59.120
<v Speaker 2>That's my mother in law did. My mother in law

0:55:59.120 --> 0:56:01.239
<v Speaker 2>would put the dishes she wanted them to way. They

0:56:01.239 --> 0:56:04.320
<v Speaker 2>would go in her dishwasher, and she would rearrange my dishwasher.

0:56:04.440 --> 0:56:07.200
<v Speaker 1>I would plate. I would see that's bad. No, that's

0:56:07.520 --> 0:56:09.600
<v Speaker 1>but I will say this that you did that to me.

0:56:09.880 --> 0:56:12.000
<v Speaker 1>I will take the plates right out of the dishwasher,

0:56:12.280 --> 0:56:14.879
<v Speaker 1>and I will have to first off to take Brody,

0:56:14.960 --> 0:56:17.600
<v Speaker 1>gonna have to leave towel, and I will slide the

0:56:18.120 --> 0:56:20.759
<v Speaker 1>whatever junk is left on there into the garbage. Then

0:56:20.800 --> 0:56:23.279
<v Speaker 1>I do a pre rinse and then I put it

0:56:23.400 --> 0:56:26.560
<v Speaker 1>in and then I put the next plate in same way,

0:56:26.719 --> 0:56:27.560
<v Speaker 1>but next pre.

0:56:27.560 --> 0:56:28.319
<v Speaker 2>Rints with water.

0:56:28.560 --> 0:56:36.200
<v Speaker 1>That's PIFAs free. What are you talking about? Pas? No,

0:56:36.280 --> 0:56:41.520
<v Speaker 1>p fis p physe the pfase pifaz. Yeah, I know,

0:56:41.640 --> 0:56:47.920
<v Speaker 1>I tell you the cooking class. The wasn't she a TLC? Yes,

0:56:48.040 --> 0:56:57.359
<v Speaker 1>that's right, PIFAs and rody? Uh? What number? What number

0:56:57.800 --> 0:56:58.959
<v Speaker 1>is the right answer to this question?

0:56:59.560 --> 0:57:02.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm at the post office a few days ago and

0:57:02.880 --> 0:57:06.560
<v Speaker 2>the woman behind me comes up to the counter and

0:57:06.680 --> 0:57:12.040
<v Speaker 2>she says, can I have like eight stamps? How many

0:57:12.160 --> 0:57:15.520
<v Speaker 2>is that? Eight stamps?

0:57:15.600 --> 0:57:15.640
<v Speaker 1>Is?

0:57:15.680 --> 0:57:16.240
<v Speaker 2>Eight stamps?

0:57:16.440 --> 0:57:16.480
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:57:16.880 --> 0:57:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Can I have like eight?

0:57:18.480 --> 0:57:21.520
<v Speaker 2>Like eight stamps? That's what she said? Wow, like eight stamps?

0:57:21.640 --> 0:57:26.840
<v Speaker 2>Well what constitutes that? Like nine? Like eight? Seven? Like eight?

0:57:26.920 --> 0:57:30.040
<v Speaker 1>I would still give her eight, But that's not like eight,

0:57:30.080 --> 0:57:32.840
<v Speaker 1>that's exactly eight. She doesn't want eight, so it's like eight.

0:57:32.840 --> 0:57:34.640
<v Speaker 2>So seven? Can I have like seven?

0:57:35.160 --> 0:57:37.720
<v Speaker 1>So seven or nine would be acceptable, But I'm still

0:57:37.760 --> 0:57:39.040
<v Speaker 1>thinking I would still give her eight.

0:57:39.040 --> 0:57:41.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna fuck with her now. A six is

0:57:41.200 --> 0:57:42.800
<v Speaker 2>like an eight. It's got that circle at the bottom.

0:57:42.800 --> 0:57:45.960
<v Speaker 2>It's like an eight sort of, I suppose, But that's

0:57:46.000 --> 0:57:47.600
<v Speaker 2>what she said. Can I have like eight stamps?

0:57:47.720 --> 0:57:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Like eight?

0:57:48.240 --> 0:57:48.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:57:48.680 --> 0:57:51.200
<v Speaker 1>You know, she's unsure of herself, but she definitely you know,

0:57:51.320 --> 0:57:53.680
<v Speaker 1>she wants she wants the post office to make the decision.

0:57:54.440 --> 0:57:56.360
<v Speaker 1>She's got She's got like five bucks in her hand

0:57:56.400 --> 0:57:58.640
<v Speaker 1>of seven bucks. She's like, whatever this gets me. Yeah,

0:57:58.840 --> 0:58:01.280
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't really care. Iver hear anybody order like that before?

0:58:02.120 --> 0:58:04.440
<v Speaker 2>Would you like going to like McDonald's, Can I get like, uh,

0:58:05.120 --> 0:58:06.200
<v Speaker 2>like five cheeseburgers?

0:58:08.160 --> 0:58:09.920
<v Speaker 1>I would hear five? Yeah?

0:58:10.360 --> 0:58:10.680
<v Speaker 2>I was.

0:58:12.200 --> 0:58:15.400
<v Speaker 1>So before my trip, I spent the night in San

0:58:15.520 --> 0:58:20.600
<v Speaker 1>Juan and Robin and I went, oh my god, you

0:58:20.640 --> 0:58:21.080
<v Speaker 1>had to see.

0:58:21.320 --> 0:58:24.000
<v Speaker 2>We went to this place called the El San Juan Hotel,

0:58:24.120 --> 0:58:24.960
<v Speaker 2>the lobby.

0:58:26.680 --> 0:58:26.919
<v Speaker 1>To St.

0:58:27.000 --> 0:58:28.880
<v Speaker 2>John as well the Virgin Island. No I did not

0:58:29.840 --> 0:58:33.439
<v Speaker 2>because Saint John is the translation of San Juan.

0:58:33.880 --> 0:58:34.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh I didn't know that.

0:58:35.000 --> 0:58:37.720
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well I went to what does sand mean? Santa

0:58:37.760 --> 0:58:42.640
<v Speaker 2>is Spanish for Saint Yeah, you're right, and Jehan Juan

0:58:44.840 --> 0:58:49.920
<v Speaker 2>is John or Joe Jose Jose is Joe, Yes, j

0:58:50.240 --> 0:58:52.480
<v Speaker 2>St John's all right. So I was in San Juan,

0:58:52.520 --> 0:58:56.240
<v Speaker 2>Puerto Rico, unless I'm wrong, Puerto Rican And we went

0:58:56.280 --> 0:58:59.640
<v Speaker 2>to the El San Juan Hotel, which I mean the opulent,

0:58:59.720 --> 0:59:04.200
<v Speaker 2>gore just lobby, beautiful the live entertainment. The place opened,

0:59:04.440 --> 0:59:07.400
<v Speaker 2>I call it the Fountain Blue of of Puerto Rico

0:59:07.720 --> 0:59:10.600
<v Speaker 2>because it was called El San Juan, El San Juan Hotel.

0:59:10.680 --> 0:59:14.720
<v Speaker 2>It's now the Fairmont El San Juan and El El Fairmont,

0:59:15.080 --> 0:59:15.760
<v Speaker 2>El Fairmont.

0:59:16.000 --> 0:59:21.080
<v Speaker 1>Right, So beautiful, lobby, gorgeous. Everything was just just spectacular.

0:59:21.120 --> 0:59:25.120
<v Speaker 1>And they have like live entertainment there, and and Rob

0:59:25.160 --> 0:59:27.040
<v Speaker 1>and I was there, were there, and we were just like, okay,

0:59:27.360 --> 0:59:30.520
<v Speaker 1>this is beautiful. And you know, couples dancing. Let me

0:59:30.600 --> 0:59:33.960
<v Speaker 1>tell you the locals. They get locals in there, sixties, seventies,

0:59:34.040 --> 0:59:37.160
<v Speaker 1>eighties years old, eighty years old, dressed to the nines and.

0:59:37.200 --> 0:59:38.960
<v Speaker 2>They're hanging out and they're having a Saturday night.

0:59:43.320 --> 0:59:48.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're dressed in the oh thank you. Anyway, so

0:59:49.280 --> 0:59:52.040
<v Speaker 1>we decide, okay, this is beautiful. We had some drinks there,

0:59:52.440 --> 0:59:54.480
<v Speaker 1>but let's let's turn it up a little bit. Let's

0:59:54.520 --> 0:59:58.120
<v Speaker 1>go somewhere. So we went to a night spot nearby.

1:00:00.840 --> 1:00:02.520
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, by the way, Yeah, the L San Juan thing.

1:00:02.560 --> 1:00:03.800
<v Speaker 1>We had nothing to do with what I'm about to

1:00:03.800 --> 1:00:04.800
<v Speaker 1>tell you. I just want to let you know that

1:00:04.840 --> 1:00:06.600
<v Speaker 1>if you're ever in Puerto Rico, check out the l

1:00:07.280 --> 1:00:10.320
<v Speaker 1>Saturday Night traveling Saturday nights. Man, you can't eat it.

1:00:10.360 --> 1:00:16.880
<v Speaker 1>It's it's something like you it's it's something like you've

1:00:16.920 --> 1:00:20.000
<v Speaker 1>never seen before. But anyway, went to went to a bar, restaurant,

1:00:20.160 --> 1:00:21.960
<v Speaker 1>a bar where a DJ was spinning. It was like

1:00:22.040 --> 1:00:22.840
<v Speaker 1>a lounge more.

1:00:22.800 --> 1:00:25.040
<v Speaker 2>Not as Mexican.

1:00:26.560 --> 1:00:30.800
<v Speaker 1>It's a show, yeah, giant Saturday in Spanish. Yeah, but

1:00:30.840 --> 1:00:37.480
<v Speaker 1>it's a Mexican Mexican show. Yeah, yes, but it's still Spanish, right, okay, anyway,

1:00:37.880 --> 1:00:40.360
<v Speaker 1>but not Mexicpanish language, best language. Yes, yes, that's what

1:00:40.400 --> 1:00:45.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about. Yes, yes, yeah, yeah. So so I

1:00:45.680 --> 1:00:47.240
<v Speaker 1>don't know if you've been to a place like this before,

1:00:47.320 --> 1:00:49.960
<v Speaker 1>but a lot of times when you go to bars,

1:00:50.440 --> 1:00:53.360
<v Speaker 1>the DJ will spin and if it's you know, the

1:00:53.440 --> 1:00:58.360
<v Speaker 1>screen big screen, they spin with the music video plays

1:00:59.160 --> 1:01:01.240
<v Speaker 1>as they're spinning. It's kind of an audio video track.

1:01:01.640 --> 1:01:04.000
<v Speaker 1>So when the the DJ is spinning and mixing into

1:01:04.040 --> 1:01:06.480
<v Speaker 1>the next song, you know that it kind of like

1:01:06.600 --> 1:01:10.560
<v Speaker 1>dissolves into the next VIDI music video. So people are like,

1:01:10.640 --> 1:01:13.560
<v Speaker 1>you know, hanging out, they listen to music, everyone's vibing out.

1:01:13.880 --> 1:01:17.160
<v Speaker 1>He gets into like a nineties hip hop set and

1:01:17.280 --> 1:01:24.720
<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, more money, more Problems comes on half. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're familiar with more Money, more Problems. It's it's a

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<v Speaker 1>verse in this order, Mace, Diddy and Biggie. And when

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<v Speaker 1>the song comes on, I'm on high alert. I'm like, huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh my god, they're gonna play fucking Diddy.

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<v Speaker 2>How's this crowd gonna react?

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<v Speaker 1>So the Mace park goes. The Mace verse is the

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<v Speaker 1>first verse, and then after Mace, I'm like, they gotta

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<v Speaker 1>cut it off. They got it.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gotta do a mix out. He's been mixing out.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody's thinking like that. All of a sudden, Dinny's part

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<v Speaker 1>comes on, and then of course Diddy is all over

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<v Speaker 1>the screen rapping.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, because he's in the video.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, yeah, yeah, And after Dinny they cut fucking Biggie's

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<v Speaker 1>part now, which is the most important part of the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking song and the best part of the song, which

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<v Speaker 1>you're a shitty DJ, what are you doing? But the

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<v Speaker 1>crazy part of the whole thing is we got through

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<v Speaker 1>Diddy and nobody cared. Nobody thinking because it's a song,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not his, it's not his sexual exploits. But I

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<v Speaker 1>had nothing but ick feelings of ick when I saw

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<v Speaker 1>him on the screen.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't help but to think. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>hear Dinny when I'm out to ask your question, when

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<v Speaker 2>you hear remix to ignition, do you turn it off?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Because that's my jam. Yeah, well that jam. He jammed

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<v Speaker 1>on young girls, he peede on them. Okay, listen, but

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<v Speaker 1>that was Ye's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>If I can make a correction, I apologize to all

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<v Speaker 2>of my Chilean slices. Sabado Jagonte is from Chile or

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<v Speaker 2>Scary would say Chili either way, Mexico either way.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to go.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just correct myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I just that's see for me. The Didny thing

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<v Speaker 1>is too soon, because is happening now. The r Kelly

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<v Speaker 1>thing was ten years ago. Kelly, you're already over it

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm over it. Is this in the back of

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<v Speaker 1>my mind. The same thing with Chris Brown. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, he you know, he got physical with Rihanna.

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<v Speaker 1>He threw a chair out out of a fucking window.

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<v Speaker 2>Wherever he did. He he beat, beat beat Rihanna. Yep,

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<v Speaker 2>all violentating. But damn, those songs are catching.

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<v Speaker 1>No what I'm saying, Like there was a time where

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<v Speaker 1>it was kind of off limited. It felt weird, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just think that for whatever reason at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Now those things, I don't know, they don't bother me

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<v Speaker 1>as much as.

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<v Speaker 2>Did so old that song.

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<v Speaker 1>If I hear like Bad Boys for Life, I go,

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<v Speaker 1>that's bid Dead, that's Diddy, though I know it's that's

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<v Speaker 1>why right, No, No, But what I'm saying is those

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<v Speaker 1>songs are prominent Diddy right now because of all that's

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<v Speaker 1>going on with Diddy. It's fresh in my mind, but

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<v Speaker 1>my body is like only part Diddy. It's it's one

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<v Speaker 1>third puff Daddy at that point, it's thirty three did

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<v Speaker 1>the thing is like I was angry. I was angry

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<v Speaker 1>puff Daddy either way, either way, either way, fucking puff Daddy, Diddy,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you want to call him to say.

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<v Speaker 2>My point is I just felt weird. I felt angry.

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<v Speaker 2>I felt like I don't want to hear him. It

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<v Speaker 2>makes me sick. But apparently it wasn't the effect on

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<v Speaker 2>everybody else. You know what, in six months and whole

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<v Speaker 2>you be like Dan, it's my jam, he just said.

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<v Speaker 2>Chris Brown is R Kelly's your jam. The remix to

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<v Speaker 2>Ignition Hot and Fresh out the Kitchen. Wah, I'm a

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<v Speaker 2>rolling that body got every man here? Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>come on, I don't know, But where do you draw

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<v Speaker 2>the line. I think you draw the line at all

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<v Speaker 2>of them or none of them are I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what about?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I think at some point you have to

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<v Speaker 2>Some people can separate the artists from the creation and

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<v Speaker 2>some people can't. I understand that.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is where Michael jacksons the conversation because listen,

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<v Speaker 1>there were people who he was cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop following celebrities or people they were fans of because

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<v Speaker 2>their political opinions are different.

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<v Speaker 1>See, that's not good.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's calling my house?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that the hold on? We may have a deliver ignore. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was another delivery of toilet paper or something that

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't want to go to the store for. Or

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<v Speaker 2>you get your egg whites delivered. Get my egg here

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<v Speaker 2>comes from egg Whites.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, you should have just asked the girl,

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<v Speaker 2>the woman from Whole Foods, now that I think about it,

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<v Speaker 2>since she can't go back there, just place an order

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<v Speaker 2>through her delivery system fag whites.

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<v Speaker 1>She has to go get them. She could have done

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<v Speaker 1>the work for you. Just you're like, oh, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go back there. Hold one second, hold on, now,

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<v Speaker 1>don't get I mean, what fucking egg whites? That's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but anyway, yeah, no, but you know where we

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<v Speaker 2>told you were in the middle of a sentence when

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<v Speaker 2>my phone rang.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, oh just about.

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<v Speaker 2>You know people that can't separate the bad deeds or

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<v Speaker 2>the political opinions from the artwork and the art that's done.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I mean, listen, people still love Michael Jackson.

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<v Speaker 2>He's is loved as ever. But you know there are

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<v Speaker 2>some things and allegations against him. You know that some

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<v Speaker 2>people don't Some people make a comment every time his

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<v Speaker 2>music comes on and they see his videos, And I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to get into a debate or a talkback

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<v Speaker 2>session with whether or not he did or didn't whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>The issue is that some people can separate the music

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<v Speaker 2>from New Loook. A lot of horrible people are some

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<v Speaker 2>of the greatest artists of all time. Yeah, painter, painting artists,

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<v Speaker 2>Movie movie people, uh, you know, actors may have done

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<v Speaker 2>some terrible things. It's sometimes very hard to to look

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<v Speaker 2>at a movie, to watch a movie like that Guy's

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<v Speaker 2>American Beauty. Well, again, I don't know what he did

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<v Speaker 2>or what he didn't do. Now this is but I

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<v Speaker 2>know the point is. The point is it is difficult

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<v Speaker 2>to look at someone that you know may or may

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<v Speaker 2>not be a criminal and listen to their music or

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<v Speaker 2>vote for them or support their comedy show or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, look what happened to Louis c K.

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<v Speaker 2>Louis c K apparently has exposed him his penis to

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of other female comics.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this was like five years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>He got me tooed, Well, that's what Louis c K

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<v Speaker 2>was Like his show got canceled and in his comedy

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<v Speaker 2>series got canceled, and no one wanted to like let

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<v Speaker 2>him do like Netflix specials anymore. Yeah, because he would

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<v Speaker 2>like pull his dick out and be like, hey ladies,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, let's like he allegedly, according to the female comics,

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<v Speaker 2>he gave the impression that he would not help their

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<v Speaker 2>careers or he would hurt their careers if they didn't

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<v Speaker 2>like hook up with him. Now again, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what if we're factual or not factual, but does that

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<v Speaker 2>make him less funny? Like so a lot of people

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<v Speaker 2>like canceled him five years ago, seven years ago and

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<v Speaker 2>never it was, and he had to like produce his

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<v Speaker 2>own shows and sell tickets to his own own shows

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<v Speaker 2>on his website. He had to like do pay per

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<v Speaker 2>view on his website. He's only now resurfacing, and the

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<v Speaker 2>first time he took the stage like three years ago,

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<v Speaker 2>people like, get off the stage are pervert? Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>so who's to say so I think less of you now?

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<v Speaker 2>For uh, I would have thought less of you for

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<v Speaker 2>enjoying Diddy. I'm glad that you stood up, stood your

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<v Speaker 2>ground in Puerto Rico and said no Diddy.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, next week, I have a first world

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<v Speaker 1>problem that I'm dealing with, and you're gonna call me

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<v Speaker 1>a bougie bastard. But you're also anyway, you're gonna.

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<v Speaker 2>Also tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>You're also gonna tell me that I because I'm still

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the fight, so I didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to really finish it right now. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about it right now because it's not done yet.

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, you're gonna say that I need my free dessert.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're gonna you're gonna be on the fence. You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be kind of I think you'll be split on

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<v Speaker 1>how you feel about it because it's a boogie thing. Funny, funny,

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<v Speaker 1>funny boogie thing.

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<v Speaker 2>But all right, do we have time for a little sound,

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<v Speaker 2>Little David Brody sounds, of course, and then we'll get

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<v Speaker 2>out of here, all right. Remember well, I'll play a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of clips. This is a football clip. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think it's the same clip you played, but it's two

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<v Speaker 2>women and it says it's football Sunday and you've been

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<v Speaker 2>reading too many romance books. And there's two women on

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<v Speaker 2>a couch reading books and chip a bag of chips,

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<v Speaker 2>and this is the play by play they hear. And

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<v Speaker 2>then he pulls out. You have to like when there's

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<v Speaker 2>a guy coming right in your face and he just

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<v Speaker 2>sits in there and delivers it.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys coming down his face. Feeling is the cowboys probably

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<v Speaker 1>coming right down your throat.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh Williams, he beached the tooth thrusts to get it

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<v Speaker 3>in minds, has been coming all night long. But then

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<v Speaker 3>he pulls out, and man, it's just hard. It's been

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<v Speaker 3>a while since he's seen a hole that big.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of you, some of the clips are the same.

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<v Speaker 3>We didn't know what to do, got five inches on him,

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<v Speaker 3>but Twoboddy's going to get that gobbler at the end

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<v Speaker 3>of this game too.

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<v Speaker 2>Suber Coach has been blown away by crab trees Hans

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<v Speaker 2>and his ability to.

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<v Speaker 1>Suck in these balls.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, The women are like looking at the TV like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh man, this is a great sport. Uh, Guy Fiertti.

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<v Speaker 2>He settles a debate that things that I've said, and

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<v Speaker 2>he settles it.

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<v Speaker 3>Boneless wings actually wings.

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<v Speaker 2>If you bone, if you have time to bone out

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<v Speaker 2>of wing, that's a whole other world.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, there's that's a chicken tender nugget something. There's

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<v Speaker 1>no such thing as a boneless wing, thank.

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<v Speaker 2>You, guy Fierti. There's no such thing as a boneless wing.

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<v Speaker 2>So he agrees with me, which is good. This this

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<v Speaker 2>have you ever watched antiques road Show of course, where

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<v Speaker 2>like they'll bring in something to go. I think this

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<v Speaker 2>is worth money and they tell the story. So I

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<v Speaker 2>want you to listen to this woman talking about this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a metal it looks like a metal bracelet, and

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<v Speaker 2>she thinks there's a story behind it, and listen to

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<v Speaker 2>what she thinks it is and what it actually is.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think this is?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that it's a slave bracelet.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to think that my relatives.

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<v Speaker 4>Helped to free the slaves a slave bracelet that they

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<v Speaker 4>breed or maybe they've found.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that this is the name of the slave

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<v Speaker 1>folder and then the name of the slave underneath it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, So she so, she says, there's a name

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<v Speaker 2>on the bracelet. She thinks it's this is like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I heard it, her family free the slaves.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the name of the slave folder, and then

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<v Speaker 4>the name of the slave underneath it.

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<v Speaker 1>Am I all right?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a dog caller. Fucking hilarious. That's a PBS I love.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you buy this? Would you buy this?

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<v Speaker 2>Because you're the only person I know who would buy this.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the one hundred and forty dollars world's most

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<v Speaker 4>expensive cheese steak. I was so excited to try one

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<v Speaker 4>hundred and forty dollars Barklay Prime in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. This

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<v Speaker 4>has handcut Wago black truffles, Woa wah, bright onions, Cooper

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<v Speaker 4>sharp on a sesame roll. The one hundred and forty

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<v Speaker 4>dollars price tag also comes with half a bottle of champagne.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I got to say, this might be one of

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<v Speaker 4>the greatest sandwiches I've ever eaten. I want to know

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<v Speaker 4>if you would try this cheese steak.

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<v Speaker 1>Brody, I would go to Philly for it, absolutely, absolute,

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and forty as a matter of no, just to

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<v Speaker 1>say I did. I will say this.

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<v Speaker 2>No, hold on, I haven't. Let me ask your question

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<v Speaker 2>be how great would it be for you to go

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<v Speaker 2>to Philly having being the host of this podcast and

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<v Speaker 2>you buy two of them so you get to say

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<v Speaker 2>you bought one for you and one for me. How

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<v Speaker 2>great would that be for this podcas Yes slices? Am

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<v Speaker 2>I right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>That would by the way, that would dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, No, it doesn't. It doesn't by the way you want.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen that video before and I was intrigued and

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<v Speaker 1>I saved it for later. So yes, I do. I

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<v Speaker 1>I one. There's one thing, Brodie, I gotta introduce you

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<v Speaker 1>to Okay and your life, money, a job. Your life

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<v Speaker 1>will be changed.

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>We got to get out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, if you live in Pennsylvania, Philly, South Jersey, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm talking about already. Okay, Brody. I discovered

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<v Speaker 1>this a couple of months ago when I went to

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<v Speaker 1>a cheese steak place in Jersey. They advertised that there

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<v Speaker 1>that cheese steak is made with as she said in

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<v Speaker 1>that video, Cooper Cooper Cooper Sharp.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, So I'm like, the fuck is Cooper? What

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<v Speaker 2>is Cooper Sharp? Okay, because for most of the world

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<v Speaker 2>we don't know what that is, but in Pennsylvania you're

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<v Speaker 2>certainly fucking due. So Cooper Sharp Brody is American cheese,

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<v Speaker 2>and they have white cheddar, they have a sharp one

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<v Speaker 2>and whatever. But it's like American cheese like you've never

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<v Speaker 2>fucking had in your life.

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<v Speaker 1>It is.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the best.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. When we were at this cheese steak place in Clifton,

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<v Speaker 1>me and me and Will and I Will and me,

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<v Speaker 1>Will and I whatever, the King and I we were

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<v Speaker 1>we were at the cheese steak place and they were

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<v Speaker 1>advertising we have Cooper Sharp. We our cheese staks are

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<v Speaker 1>made with Cooper Sharp. And I didn't understand what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>But the guy took some time and he goes, you

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<v Speaker 1>have to realize something. The way Cooper Sharp melts is

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<v Speaker 1>this is this kind of velvety melts evenly. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>even look like cheese when it melts, it kind of

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of disappears almost into the sandwich. So when

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<v Speaker 1>I said, all right, I guess because he goes, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he goes. You don't know what we have to do

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<v Speaker 1>to get this. They don't. The company does not want

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<v Speaker 1>to deliver here, but we make a special they make,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. I told them I'd promote them and we

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<v Speaker 1>would do a whole special deal. They come and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>can we buy some off? You know, like because we

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to buy some but apparently there are places like

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<v Speaker 1>shop right that sell Cooper Sharp.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, check this we how fancy gonna be like

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<v Speaker 2>by the way history Cooper Sharp.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Brodie, we had the cheesteak sandwich and I could

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<v Speaker 1>see how it changes the fucking texture complexity of the sandwich.

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<v Speaker 1>It was. This place was known for its cheesesteaks and

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<v Speaker 1>they don't serve anything with it, but they melt Cooper Sharp.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so fucking good. Now, Brody, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>Brodie thing. And I know you could find it and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a little expensive, because I don't know, you're not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna find it everywhere. I don't know if Wegmans has it,

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<v Speaker 1>But you want from now on Cooper brand American cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>Trust me, it's like not It's like none of the else.

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<v Speaker 1>No Craft American, it's not Cooper shit.

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<v Speaker 2>They have it. They do. They do like four different flavors.

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<v Speaker 1>They have American White, they have Cheddar sharp whatever to

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<v Speaker 1>your heart's content. My point is you will never ever

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<v Speaker 1>eat a Craft single again, or any kind of cheese

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<v Speaker 1>and fucking plastic and throw it on your grilled cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So, slices, here's my question for you. Leave

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<v Speaker 2>us a talk back on the heart radio app for

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<v Speaker 2>the next episode of Slice Time. How much would you

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<v Speaker 2>pay for a Philly cheese steak sandwich if you knew

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<v Speaker 2>before you bit into it that it was the greatest

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<v Speaker 2>Philly cheese steak sandwich you would ever eat?

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<v Speaker 1>How much you paying for it? Are you paying one.

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<v Speaker 2>Hundred and forty dollars? And you get a half bottle

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<v Speaker 2>of champagne, which you know is pissed water in a

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<v Speaker 2>bottle with some fart water in it, little fart bubbles?

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<v Speaker 2>How much are you paying for that cheese steak sandwich?

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<v Speaker 2>You're paying forty Like if you said to me fifty dollars,

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<v Speaker 2>like that's a lot of money for it, you better

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<v Speaker 2>be good A one hundred and forty dollars are you

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<v Speaker 2>paying it. And by the way, if you say you

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<v Speaker 2>pay for it, you got to say where they're not.

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<v Speaker 2>You're rich slices. You could be like, wow, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm kind of well offside.

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<v Speaker 1>Pay it. I need to know.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, Rocket Steve, you paying one hundred and forty dollars,

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<v Speaker 2>Rocket Steve over here, Fuck you in your fucking cheese steaks.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, boys, hoys,