Speaker 1: Guess who just got back today the Brooklyn bus that
Speaker 1: had been away.
Speaker 2: They both have so much to say. You know their
Speaker 2: names of Brillian Sker The Boys of Fragons.
Speaker 1: Happy New Year, Episode three twenty one of the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm scar related for help.
Speaker 1: Lad.
Speaker 2: That's all right, I know we had a slice time.
Speaker 1: It's okay, yeah, right, you have Scary John's that's David Brody,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Scary Jones with David Brodie, David Body with
Speaker 1: Scary Jones.
Speaker 2: And by the way, shout out to all the slices
Speaker 2: who left talkbacks deliberately saying Happy New Years. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: got the joke. But you know what I saw the ultimate?
Speaker 2: I saw the ultimate. I saw somebody posted Happy New
Speaker 2: Year is apostrophe S. So that's somebody who thinks again,
Speaker 2: who's conflating New Year's Eve with Happy New Year? But
Speaker 2: then somehow pluralizing it with an apostrophe S. That seems
Speaker 2: to be a new thing lately I've noticed with people
Speaker 2: like the pluralizing things. I saw it a posturephe S.
Speaker 2: I saw a Happy New Year's with an s apostrophe. Well,
Speaker 2: that means the thing after it owned is belongs to
Speaker 2: the happy New Year. Car I don't, I don't. It's
Speaker 2: not that difficult.
Speaker 1: Happy New Year. Happy, the new Year's here, it's a
Speaker 1: new year.
Speaker 2: Happy, have a happy. We're also recording us on January night,
Speaker 2: so it's you know, and uh, shout out and condolences
Speaker 2: to to everybody who's being affected or knows someone affected
Speaker 2: by the Los Angeles area fires. What a what an
Speaker 2: unbelievable tragedy. I can't and I have to say, I'm
Speaker 2: seeing infestation again on social media the same I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's the same people of the same mindset
Speaker 2: that were happy with the guy being killed in Manhattan.
Speaker 2: The CEO are now like fuck it, they're rich people
Speaker 2: that can afford to lose.
Speaker 1: No. Oh, no, okay, let's let's stop right there. You
Speaker 1: know you're only hearing about that. No, no, hold on,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna add him to your point.
Speaker 2: Oh okay.
Speaker 1: You know, people need to understand that the celebrities are
Speaker 1: the ones that are in the news, but there's like
Speaker 1: ninety nine are regular everyday Americans that live in those areas.
Speaker 1: And by the way, why does celebrities deserve to have
Speaker 1: their homes burned down? Nobody does rich you are, Remember,
Speaker 1: poor people think you're rich. That's right, slices right, And
Speaker 1: by the way, slices. I know I have more compassion
Speaker 1: than that I'm saying.
Speaker 2: But I'm seeing on social media saying, oh fuck, by
Speaker 2: the way, just because you live outside Los Angeles doesn't
Speaker 2: mean you're rich. My friend's cousins lost that entire house. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's not rich.
Speaker 1: No, they're not teach These are middle class teacher. His
Speaker 1: house is gone, yes, gone. But people put a blanket,
Speaker 1: do they blanket? Like, oh, it's all celebrities out there.
Speaker 1: They deserve it.
Speaker 2: Mike Sconsons has a small apartment and he's about six
Speaker 2: blocks away from the edge of the fire. He's unemployed.
Speaker 2: He's not rich.
Speaker 1: It's you know what it is.
Speaker 2: It doesn't and it doesn't matter. Rich people can lose.
Speaker 1: Their ship too. It's the magic. It's the magic of
Speaker 1: you know, all we've been taught at. You know, it's
Speaker 1: like la, you're la oh Hollywood, Oh that's it. Every
Speaker 1: Even so, even if you're rich, even if you're rich,
Speaker 1: you don't deserve it.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: These aren't bad people. Listen, this is a tragedy.
Speaker 1: Let's just be nice.
Speaker 2: Let's let's make twenty twenty five a year of compassion
Speaker 2: is a what I'm saying, and the majority of the people,
Speaker 2: even rich people, poor people.
Speaker 1: Everybody, and you know, yeah but everybody, every a lot
Speaker 1: of people people below the poverty line out there, Brody, listen,
Speaker 1: there are.
Speaker 2: Rich people who are pricks, you know what. There's also
Speaker 2: put uh what you cut out? You cut out? What
Speaker 2: did you unplug your microphone? You got so angry?
Speaker 1: They just want to.
Speaker 2: And now and now his microphone is off? Yeah all right, well, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Feel the same way as you do, but just and
Speaker 1: don't make blanket statements because most people that live in
Speaker 1: that area are not people that are rich anyway, but
Speaker 1: not that the rich deserve it. Okay, we can move
Speaker 1: on now.
Speaker 2: Let twenty twenty five be the year of compassion and
Speaker 2: feel bad for people even if they have more money
Speaker 2: than you. That's all I'm saying. All right, But that
Speaker 2: being said, back to the comedy. Back to the comedy.
Speaker 2: Back to the comedy. I'm gonna call scary out on
Speaker 2: something because I do listen. So, if you've ever posted
Speaker 2: an Instagram story that's more than one screen, you have
Speaker 2: to tap to go to the next one, or you're
Speaker 2: waiting to.
Speaker 1: Go see the next one.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you put up like a thirty second clip and
Speaker 2: it breaks it up into two fifteen second clips.
Speaker 1: Is that accurate? Scary?
Speaker 2: That is correct?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: And if you put up two photographs, you have to
Speaker 2: wait for the next one to come up or click
Speaker 2: the next one. So I put up a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks ago, we ago, half ago, whatever it was. I
Speaker 2: put up two p pictures of me, I think at
Speaker 2: a cooking class. I put up a food I think,
Speaker 2: and I put music behind it in graphics, and I
Speaker 2: had a song.
Speaker 1: I think it was Paya.
Speaker 2: I put a Payea song on there, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I wonder how many people have watched Someone who's watching
Speaker 2: it and one of if it's popular, people care that
Speaker 2: I took a cooking class. So I click on the
Speaker 2: analytics of the first picture and it shows me, like
Speaker 2: at the time, I was like, you know, nine hundred
Speaker 2: and eighty seven people had viewed it, and it shows
Speaker 2: me who viewed it. So I see all the blue
Speaker 2: check marks, like all my friends and my former co workers.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, there's Scary, and there's his girlfriend Robin,
Speaker 2: and there's other people from the morning show and a
Speaker 2: couple of celebrities that follow me, and then all the
Speaker 2: slices that follow me. So I see this nine hundred
Speaker 2: and eighty seven on the first one, and like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, eight hundred and twenty looked at the second one.
Speaker 2: So I go over and I look at the second one.
Speaker 2: I see who looked at it, and there's Robin and
Speaker 2: the celebrities, and I see, guess what, well, Scary didn't
Speaker 2: watch the second one. You know, he's Scary saw my
Speaker 2: first my first story and was like, I'm out on
Speaker 2: Brody and he swiped rather than tap, so that he
Speaker 2: never saw the rest of my experience.
Speaker 1: Are you fuck you, Scary Jones? First of all, are
Speaker 1: you that petty? Are you that petty that you're trying
Speaker 1: to see who carries over from one story to the
Speaker 1: But but when you when you look at the analytics,
Speaker 1: it shows you the people that you follow first. So
Speaker 1: initially I saw the first you know, let's say eight
Speaker 1: people that I follow.
Speaker 2: You know, how do you know?
Speaker 1: How do you know that I wasn't interrupted by a
Speaker 1: phone call or something or something got distract I got distracted.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't willingly not watch your.
Speaker 1: Shipped swiped if you tapped click.
Speaker 2: Okay, wow, scary. I look at all your ship. I
Speaker 2: look at every every one of your videos. You saw
Speaker 2: you saw my cruise. So I went on that cruise. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: I saw the cruise, A beautiful ship, the Viva, right
Speaker 2: Viva tell Norwegian Viva.
Speaker 1: I got away.
Speaker 2: I gotta say my New Year's Eve it was great.
Speaker 2: It was awesome being on the ship. How Whoever, it
Speaker 2: was the first time Robin.
Speaker 1: And I were alone where we knew nobody else, so
Speaker 1: it was kind of like Happy New Year, raise a glass.
Speaker 1: Uh nobody recognized no campaign, Yeah but no. But see
Speaker 1: for me when I ring in the this is just
Speaker 1: my tradition. I don't know about you, but when I'm
Speaker 1: on New Year's Eve, I want to be around as
Speaker 1: many people as I know in love as possible. So
Speaker 1: in all my years, I've always gone to parties with
Speaker 1: people we know. You know, the whole Happy New Year
Speaker 1: hugging a kiss goes on for like ten minutes because
Speaker 1: you got to get everybody in the room. This was
Speaker 1: like a one and done Happy New Year kiss and
Speaker 1: I guess it's just us so, but we were amongst
Speaker 1: a crowd of like over a thousand people were out
Speaker 1: the outside on that deck. Was they did it?
Speaker 2: They did the party outside. Uh, I don't you in
Speaker 2: like a room somewhere doing it at midnight, because it's
Speaker 2: because I'm not too for a two years that old gag.
Speaker 2: I think I did that in the year two thousand?
Speaker 1: Did you really?
Speaker 2: I think, yeah? We in the Were you in the
Speaker 2: y two k? There? I was no, because I think
Speaker 2: you're dying you wanted to be?
Speaker 1: Uh. I think it was like from nineteen ninety nine
Speaker 1: to two thousand. I think think the big joke was
Speaker 1: you want to Oh, it's like I've been having sex
Speaker 1: for a thousand years. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, by the way, that's a common mistake that somebody
Speaker 2: made on Facebook. And that same person made another mistake
Speaker 2: that I'm going to talk about later in the post.
Speaker 1: The twenty first century scary? When did the twenty first
Speaker 1: century start the year two thousand and one? That's correct,
Speaker 1: of course, Yeah, that's correct two thousand.
Speaker 2: But nineteen ninety ninety so, somebody we both know on
Speaker 2: Facebook posted about welcome to the second quarter of the
Speaker 2: twenty first century.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not that in twenty twenty six would
Speaker 1: be the second quarter of the twenty first, correct, because
Speaker 1: because the calendar started in the year one, not the
Speaker 1: year zero, right, right, Okay, this is I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: I get it, all right, I know you you're I
Speaker 1: get a man of the people I'm teaching. You're nitpicky.
Speaker 1: Fuck uh oh. But the same person wrote about the
Speaker 1: Club Sandwich scary sho we talk about that, the club.
Speaker 2: Sandwich, I mean the yeah, I mean, well, we all
Speaker 2: know what a backronym is.
Speaker 1: You know. One of the examples we use here is
Speaker 1: the golf one where it's like gentlemen only, ladies forbidden,
Speaker 1: where people, yeah, that's not what golf stands. Golf does
Speaker 1: not stand for that. Golf is just the word golf, Okay, folks. Right,
Speaker 1: it came from the Scottish word for club. I think,
Speaker 1: I think whatever it is is yeah, but yeah, so yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's a backronym is when people try and backfill
Speaker 1: by using the letters.
Speaker 2: To make any but it's not real. It's not. They're
Speaker 2: all fake. Whenever you see that, somebody posts, yes, people
Speaker 2: go mind blown, mind blown on Instagram. I would be
Speaker 2: very worry. So what's the latest one? The same person
Speaker 2: who thinks that the twenty first century is now in
Speaker 2: its second quarter, which it's not not till next year.
Speaker 2: They put up I'm I'm not gonna say how old
Speaker 2: they are. I'm blank years old and just learned a
Speaker 2: club sandwich stands for chicken lettuce under bacon.
Speaker 1: And the responses are, I had no clue, no way mind.
Speaker 1: I was today's years old. I was today years old. Right,
Speaker 1: guess what that's not? Where the term club sandwich colors not?
Speaker 1: No one would say chicken lettuce under bacon.
Speaker 2: And second of all, club is made with turkey, not chikey.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: And also it came out because clubs were serving that,
Speaker 2: like golf clubs, and like you go to the club
Speaker 2: and that would be like the standard sandwich. It's an
Speaker 2: easy look up on Google. You can just google it.
Speaker 2: But this person thinks they're certain. People were like, dude,
Speaker 2: that's not what it means. And he's like, I'm going
Speaker 2: with that. It's better, and you know what, you know
Speaker 2: it's great is.
Speaker 1: Now Facebook is removing any fact checkers, So as far
Speaker 1: as anyone's concerned, that's true. Yeah, here we go, and
Speaker 1: don't tell anybody that club sandwich stands for chicken.
Speaker 2: Let us under bacon. Yeah, it's not true.
Speaker 1: And actually, by the way, there's tomato on there too,
Speaker 1: So where's the tea, right, it's by the way, it
Speaker 1: is turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, that's right.
Speaker 2: But it's a blt with turkey, that's what it is.
Speaker 2: That's a club sandwich. It's a turkey blitz and that
Speaker 2: should be like that around the country, by the way,
Speaker 2: wherever you go, that should be what the club sandwich is.
Speaker 2: If it's not, then they're wrong. Should I unfollow this
Speaker 2: person on Facebook because of all the fake shit they
Speaker 2: put up?
Speaker 1: I think I think you should unfollow that person just
Speaker 1: so you know you're not you know, you don't have
Speaker 1: high anxiety.
Speaker 2: But although that won't really help you.
Speaker 1: Great mel Brooks movie, by the way, high anxiety, right,
Speaker 1: you ever see that movie? Now?
Speaker 2: Mel Brooks a genius, common genius. So so yeah, So
Speaker 2: it was nice get while it was nice getting away
Speaker 2: from New Year's Eve, it was it was. It was
Speaker 2: not nice. It was it was I wish I was
Speaker 2: with other people, but we had the fringing best time
Speaker 2: on Viva. Let me let me ask you, Let me
Speaker 2: ask you an NCL question and by the way, n
Speaker 2: CL is a sponsor of the morning show. Yes, not
Speaker 2: of this podcast. I happened to be a fan of
Speaker 2: NCI and I do not get paid. I'm not being
Speaker 2: paid in Big D paid to go, So we're good, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: Now we were on the Prima. Yes, that was my
Speaker 2: last cruise with you guys. And then the Viva is
Speaker 2: the sequel. It's the second ship in the series. Is
Speaker 2: it Is it ninety the same? Does it have the
Speaker 2: food court or you can eat food court? It's ninety
Speaker 2: the same. It's the same ship. They have the Did
Speaker 2: they have the all you can need food court?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That is the best thing. Oh my god. You
Speaker 1: just keep ordering, you just keep ordering food. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: Oh the one when they slide. Nobody goes on though,
Speaker 1: Uh there's the slide, is there going?
Speaker 2: Nobody uses the slide. It just takes away balcony space.
Speaker 2: I guarantee the third ship won't have a slide. Walk
Speaker 2: my words.
Speaker 1: People, the Triva, the Trio whatever they're gonna call the Aqua,
Speaker 1: the Aqua mar Aqua.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, because the Viva was already being
Speaker 2: built when the Prima had that. It's funny slide they're
Speaker 2: not putting that slide on. Nobody's using that slide on
Speaker 2: the third ship. They may not have a racetrack on
Speaker 2: it either.
Speaker 1: We'll see. I heard that got to have the racetrack. Well,
Speaker 1: it's called aqua. So think you know what to goe
Speaker 1: to put the slides? What is probably? Yeah, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be like a water park, maybe a watercoaster from what
Speaker 1: I understand. We'll see, all right, we'll see a sponsored
Speaker 1: the Brooking Boys podcast. Scary and I would go on
Speaker 1: a cruise together. Yes, you'd like we could do we
Speaker 1: could do a podcast from the cruise.
Speaker 2: How about that?
Speaker 1: I would do that? And so yeah, and they also
Speaker 1: have the you know the place where you sit down
Speaker 1: and you eat food cruise cast. Yeah, you sit down,
Speaker 1: you eat food, and you press buttons.
Speaker 2: On the iPad.
Speaker 1: Want this a pool side podcast? Yeah? A poll cast,
Speaker 1: a pool cast.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't go do that. You're not going in the
Speaker 2: water in what water? The pool? I swim in the pool?
Speaker 2: Are you talking about? I'm Joe pool?
Speaker 1: I told what about? I mean electrocution aside? Could we
Speaker 1: be in a hot tub together doing doing a podcast? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I would do that, dude, Listen, I took a cruise
Speaker 2: to Nova Scotia, Alaska, my family, and the water was
Speaker 2: freezing and I got in the water in the pool
Speaker 2: on the Please, I'm Joe Pool, Joe, I'm Jool, I'm
Speaker 2: Joe Cool.
Speaker 1: I'm Joe Pool. You're Joe Pool. That's right, it's.
Speaker 3: So on.
Speaker 2: One other thing I wanted to just mention before we
Speaker 2: move along, and oh my god, I'd about Christmas and
Speaker 2: all that stuff too.
Speaker 1: Really wait did I not talk about any of this stuff?
Speaker 2: Wow, we're behind.
Speaker 1: Uh. We did go to these different islands, and so
Speaker 1: you know, it was every day it was a different islands.
Speaker 1: We woke up, It went to different islands. You didn't
Speaker 1: necessarily go to all of them. I want to tell
Speaker 1: you about one place, this place Tortola, the island of Totola,
Speaker 1: which is Italian to Ma.
Speaker 2: That is a British Virgin island, the mainland. It sounds
Speaker 2: like an Italian pastry. Do you have it a Totola
Speaker 2: while you are Yeah, I went to a place.
Speaker 1: So when I got off the ship and Robin and
Speaker 1: I took a taxi over to a place called Long
Speaker 1: Bay Beach.
Speaker 2: And they had the Long Bay Beach Resort.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and uh shout out to Akil and Cassandra
Speaker 1: who listening right now. They are definitely listening. They said, uh, hey, well, well,
Speaker 1: you know we see your you know your your Instagram.
Speaker 1: Who are you?
Speaker 2: Who are you?
Speaker 1: And I said, hey, we kind of do a radio
Speaker 1: show in New York and a podcast and all that
Speaker 1: stuff broken by yeah.
Speaker 2: So and so basically they were like, we would love
Speaker 2: to host you. So I'm I'm being very honest and
Speaker 2: up front here.
Speaker 1: We love to host you and your girlfriend for the afternoon.
Speaker 1: So she doesn't do a show, well hold on, so wee.
Speaker 1: So I went there to We took a taxi there.
Speaker 1: This place was beautiful. Now I don't want to give away.
Speaker 1: I don't want to dox anyone and give away, but
Speaker 1: some major celebrities, some people that you know, Brody, that
Speaker 1: you're fans of, have stayed there. Some NBA players, NFL players,
Speaker 1: A fan fan of, not fans of, you're fan, right,
Speaker 1: So look up Long Bay Beach Resort when you have
Speaker 1: a chance. It's it's just one of those boutique places
Speaker 1: where you want to get away. It's the other side
Speaker 1: of the island of Tortola. And I have a serious question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, go for it. Whoever, the celebrities were aren't
Speaker 2: there now, and the slices aren't there now, right, So
Speaker 2: it's not like everyone's gonna rush there to go see
Speaker 2: the celebrities.
Speaker 1: So who is there that I would know? Come on, Oh,
Speaker 1: he wasn't there at that point at that time. But
Speaker 1: I don't want to give him up because he may
Speaker 1: go there as a retreat.
Speaker 2: So you're saying there are celebrities who go there regularly. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you one. I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: One, but I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you someone I
Speaker 1: would care about, Okay, but I'm gonna block it out.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, yeah, he was there like like the week before. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't want to give him up because
Speaker 1: he goes there regularly. But anyway, the point is, I
Speaker 1: like the way you're loyal to him, You're right. But anyway,
Speaker 1: so we were standing there and we walked. He showed
Speaker 1: us one of the rooms, nice flowy room facing a
Speaker 1: private beach. I'm like, with the sand and everything, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. And then the food was amazing too. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Akil loves to come to New York he's got family
Speaker 1: and friends here. He's coming here. I'm gonna give him
Speaker 1: a tour of the area. I want to your apartment
Speaker 1: with a view of the city.
Speaker 2: No, I think I want to.
Speaker 1: I think we should go to lunch because I think
Speaker 1: with you and you know, I want to introduce you
Speaker 1: to a kill you know. Anyway, look up on Long
Speaker 1: Bay v I on Instagram if you can, and you'll
Speaker 1: see pictures of this place.
Speaker 2: Crazy question for you. Yeah, did you pay? Did you
Speaker 2: pay for your meal that day?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: He hosted us.
Speaker 2: I told you he would.
Speaker 1: He refused, They refused to put The food was delicious anyway,
Speaker 1: But imagine.
Speaker 2: That if you're going on a cruise, think about it.
Speaker 2: You didn't say like, oh my god, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 2: gonna mention you for a free meal. Did you did not?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: No, we don't play that game.
Speaker 1: And I'm just checking. I'm just checking.
Speaker 2: But I will say this whenever if you go on
Speaker 2: a court him, if I go to lunch with you
Speaker 2: and a kiel, are you treating Uh? Yes, I was,
Speaker 2: Lady gave you a im going to pay for lunch.
Speaker 1: You're going to make it even to a kil By
Speaker 1: the way, didn't pay for that lunch he gave you
Speaker 1: for free.
Speaker 2: Either, Hey listen, I'll be doing any one out money.
Speaker 2: There's a point to treating the points of this conversation, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if I happen to be on a cruise or
Speaker 1: am I no no no totalini no no totalini.
Speaker 2: NOAGLIONI.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is if I'm if you listen, if
Speaker 1: you go on these cruises, and if you happen to, yeah, book.
Speaker 2: Your own thing.
Speaker 1: You can book your own thing, and like, just get ahead,
Speaker 1: get ahead of the game right to these people, email
Speaker 1: them and see if you can go for a day
Speaker 1: pass and just.
Speaker 2: Enjoy the pa. Just don't do that, get in the
Speaker 2: car of the guy who knows people on the island
Speaker 2: and for twenty bucks will give you the best. No, no,
Speaker 2: no no no. So yeah we went that day.
Speaker 1: We went private. But anyway, all right, enough about that.
Speaker 1: I want to tell you about one of I I'm
Speaker 1: not even gonna mention the name of the island or
Speaker 1: the I cana the island at Saint Thomas. We did
Speaker 1: go to a resort and it was an excursion. So
Speaker 1: we were hanging out in the pool. Now, Brody, when
Speaker 1: you think Olympic sized swimming pool. What do you what
Speaker 1: is it that maybe as kids we weren't annoyed by
Speaker 1: it because we participated it, But as an adult, what
Speaker 1: did I find myself complaining about out like the crabby
Speaker 1: old man with the.
Speaker 2: Kid, the kids peeing in the pool, and people doing
Speaker 2: laps when you're trying no no, no, no, no splashing
Speaker 2: jumping in from the side. Now and you see that
Speaker 2: everyone knows this.
Speaker 1: If you're in a pool, there's always baseball Billy, Baseball
Speaker 1: Billy and his dad throwing the ball back and forth
Speaker 1: and back and so over the pool with Robin.
Speaker 2: We're having a drink.
Speaker 1: It was a baseball It was like.
Speaker 2: Tennis ball.
Speaker 1: But the point is baseball Billy was there, so I'm
Speaker 1: going back and forth and of course the ball bunk
Speaker 1: right on my head.
Speaker 2: They you know, because Billy couldn't reach.
Speaker 1: His dad and they were in the s the line
Speaker 1: of sight, and I'm like, this is this is getting
Speaker 1: a little much. Maybe we should get out of the pool.
Speaker 1: But no, before we did that, who enters the pool?
Speaker 1: Football Phil. So you got football Phi, Football Phil throwing them.
Speaker 1: So now you got baseball Billy and football Phill. Two
Speaker 1: fucking ball games going on over our heads and we're
Speaker 1: the monkeys in the middle, And I'm like, how.
Speaker 2: Is this relaxing in any way?
Speaker 1: Isn't?
Speaker 2: And then they were like and they're like, I'm going
Speaker 2: at the adult pool. What's going on here?
Speaker 1: Oh? It's fourteen and over. I'm like, wait a second,
Speaker 1: You're not an adult at fourteen anyway. This is nothing
Speaker 1: to do with NCL. A complete reflection on this resort
Speaker 1: that we paid good money for it to have a
Speaker 1: day pass at and hanging.
Speaker 2: Out in the back bowle. These kids were on your lawn,
Speaker 2: Get off my lawn.
Speaker 1: Why isn't that every pool has to have a baseball
Speaker 1: billy or a football pill I love.
Speaker 2: Doing that my pickleball style nicknames. Yes, and I said it.
Speaker 2: I looked at Robin. I'm like, what's what fucking baseball
Speaker 2: billy over here?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And then and the father is screw, you know, screaming,
Speaker 1: and the father thinks he's like an old old pitcher
Speaker 1: that never made it whatever from way back, and he's
Speaker 1: throwing knuckleballs across the fucking way and skimming, you know.
Speaker 1: When they do the skim, they want to skim the water.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna try to hop it three four times?
Speaker 1: Who hops it the most? Yeah, but it's a nothing
Speaker 1: but noise and splashing and just a ruining a good time.
Speaker 2: Why having a catch in a pool it's better than
Speaker 2: having a catch outside the pool?
Speaker 1: Right? Why is that?
Speaker 2: Because if you miss the ball, it doesn't go anywhere.
Speaker 2: It just kind of goes And that is true. It skims,
Speaker 2: it's you know, skims around alay. Most likely someone's someone's
Speaker 2: in the pool gonna go it. Can he give me
Speaker 2: the ball and they'll get the ball for you? That's
Speaker 2: the worst I's doing that in the park because no.
Speaker 1: One's standing around in one spot in the park that
Speaker 1: the ball rolls and will.
Speaker 2: You go get it?
Speaker 1: Like excuse me? Can you give me a bar takes
Speaker 1: and then they throw the ball and it goes over you,
Speaker 1: ahad and hit somebody else.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: In Sandals, the similar thing happened to me with one
Speaker 1: of the basketballs uh, because you know when you go
Speaker 1: for the dunk on the basket and it's always on
Speaker 1: the side of the pool. Was b ball Bobby there?
Speaker 1: B ball Bobby in the Sandals resort. He was trying
Speaker 1: to go for three from downtown. What happens he misses
Speaker 1: the rim, it goes, think and it goes and where
Speaker 1: does it go? Off to the side next to my
Speaker 1: fucking lounge chair. So now it's like and I'm looking
Speaker 1: around and there's nobody but me and Robin on the
Speaker 1: lounge chair.
Speaker 2: This is back in Sandals. This is the summer. I
Speaker 2: forgot to tell you this fucking be ball. Bobby, Hey,
Speaker 2: could you get the ball?
Speaker 1: So oh okay, now I have to get up out
Speaker 1: of my lounge chair and get the ball that kind
Speaker 1: of rolled onto the cement and rolled away from them. No,
Speaker 1: stop this madness these water sports? Am I sounding like
Speaker 1: my grandfather? What are you looking at me like that?
Speaker 1: But it's it's annoying your vacation. This is Saint Thomas.
Speaker 1: There's a virgin Us Virgin Island. It's a five star resort.
Speaker 1: We paid a lot of money to stay at.
Speaker 2: For three hours. Can I have a drink, sit and
Speaker 2: watch from the pool, have like a nice little casual hangout.
Speaker 2: Why don't you just go somewhere Renton Island? Like it
Speaker 2: sounds like you hate people. No, it's kids, you said.
Speaker 2: The running theme here is kids. Okay, what if it
Speaker 2: was a forty year old who took the shot and
Speaker 2: missed it, and the ball came over to you. Okay,
Speaker 2: your big glub. Who does that?
Speaker 1: There's always one, there's always you mean, Galute, Galub. It's
Speaker 1: not Glub. It's your big galute. No it's not.
Speaker 2: It's Galube, your big oh sebenty, sam my rotten farting tartan,
Speaker 2: your big Galute. It's Galute. Really, it's not gloom.
Speaker 1: Oh. Galube was a toy company manufacturer. I think Galube
Speaker 1: from Glube. Yes, the big maroon.
Speaker 2: What a Glube make? Galube didn't make that. That's that
Speaker 2: there was you know what they made. I think that
Speaker 2: stuff you used to the sticky stuff you put on
Speaker 2: the end of his stick and you blew into it
Speaker 2: and then it made a bubble, yeah, by Galub. And
Speaker 2: it was like it became a beach ball you could
Speaker 2: like and then yet you could make it off the stick.
Speaker 2: Are you sure it's Galub?
Speaker 1: Look up Glube?
Speaker 2: Yeah, who made the beach ball you can blow inflatable?
Speaker 1: It's not Galute. Hold on, Oh my god, his galute.
Speaker 1: A man or boy, especially one who is fought, foolish
Speaker 1: or awkward.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna look up Glub Glube wrestling figures game
Speaker 1: Genie Galub Galub toys.
Speaker 2: Now, I don't know who made that thing. He used
Speaker 2: to put the thing on the end of your stick
Speaker 2: and like a straw and you blew into it and
Speaker 2: could blow it into a ball and then take it
Speaker 2: off the stage.
Speaker 1: Your big your big glube. Anyway. Yeah, there's always one
Speaker 1: guy like that who's like oversized and overage and should
Speaker 1: not be playing.
Speaker 2: But yes, kids, okay, we still Glub reminds me of
Speaker 2: a Facebook post I saw on the about the New
Speaker 2: York Jets. They're talking about Sam Donald, who's a former
Speaker 2: quarterback of the Jets now quarterback of the Vikings. He says,
Speaker 2: Sam Donald looks very well polished, calm and collective. Ooh,
Speaker 2: it's collected. Collected means all your emotions are collected. Collective
Speaker 2: is like the borg from Star Trek. Collective is like
Speaker 2: when a hundred people have the same mind. Well, calm
Speaker 2: and collective. It's collected and it's for all intents and purposes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we know the intensive. Yeah, we've covered that on this podcast.
Speaker 1: What have we learned today?
Speaker 2: It's glute big galute, not galutet and.
Speaker 1: Galute not big glub, okay glub all right, sorry, jiffy galoub.
Speaker 1: Yeah but anyway, Yeah, I'm sorry to sound like my
Speaker 1: grandfather now, Sorry, but I just because he used the
Speaker 1: wrong word.
Speaker 2: No, there's a time and a place for everything, and
Speaker 2: I just think that, you know, there is a season
Speaker 2: turn turn. I just wish, I just wish kids wouldn't be.
Speaker 1: Playing football and baseball and throwing balls around in the
Speaker 1: pool like that. All right, slices, here's your first time
Speaker 1: leave us a talk back being an old man grandpa?
Speaker 1: Or is it wrong to have a catch in a
Speaker 1: big pool? An Olympic sized pool, by the way, giant
Speaker 1: pool where they could have just robbin and Scary could
Speaker 1: have gone off to a further corner somewhere. Who's wrong now?
Speaker 1: Is Scary right to be upset? All right?
Speaker 2: I think he's just overdoing it a basketball And why
Speaker 2: would you take a beach chair and sit by a
Speaker 2: basketball net? Because I'm a glutton for punishment.
Speaker 1: Next time, I'm not next time anywhere there's water sports
Speaker 1: or or basketball hoops and stuff and rims, I'm not
Speaker 1: going anywhere near there to get my chair.
Speaker 2: Because yeah, that was right the summer that was a
Speaker 2: whole other problem. Yeah, I'm like, I got out of
Speaker 2: my ship three times for this kid.
Speaker 1: Oh, you poor old fart.
Speaker 2: You know what, why don't they, you know, do better
Speaker 2: make the shot? That's way. We were all the ones
Speaker 2: who didn't have this problem, idiots. Okay, So I teased
Speaker 2: this on Slice time for episode three twenty. I said
Speaker 2: there was an update on my cunt story. Remember we
Speaker 2: talked about how the c word or cunty.
Speaker 1: By the way, every time you say that, AI is
Speaker 1: flagging us because the dialogue is printed on the screen.
Speaker 2: So okay, all right, well I spelled it. I didn't
Speaker 2: say it right.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I want to moon our rating, you know,
Speaker 1: for for.
Speaker 2: The holidays, well not for the holidays post Christmas, not
Speaker 2: really my holiday, but post Christmas.
Speaker 1: My second cousins.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of them. There's a whole group of
Speaker 2: second cousins. So my mom had six first cousins and
Speaker 2: so a number of them have kids my age, so
Speaker 2: they're my second cousins or they're my first cousins.
Speaker 1: Once removed, whatever the case. And there's three families that
Speaker 1: have homes in the Berkshires, okay, in western Massachusetts and
Speaker 1: the Boonies where every store is a half hour away minimum.
Speaker 2: They have homes in the woods, but really nice homes.
Speaker 2: And I'm not a first cousin scary, so i don't
Speaker 2: go up there very often. I love my second cousins,
Speaker 2: but you know, when you have gatherings, you bring your
Speaker 2: first cousins usually first, and then it because there's a lot.
Speaker 2: They have a lot of first cousins, and then they
Speaker 2: have kids and grandkids and the whole things. So not
Speaker 2: my my generation, but there are kids, and then there's
Speaker 2: my mom's generation of.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I've been there and they have lovely homes.
Speaker 2: And they said, hey, why don't you Why don't you
Speaker 2: guys come up for the week of from Christmas to
Speaker 2: you know, New Year's or whatever. It's like, Well, I
Speaker 2: can come up from like the twenty sixth, like the thirtieth.
Speaker 2: So we went up for like five days. I brought
Speaker 2: the dogs. We had a great time. But all of
Speaker 2: my second cousins have kids that are the same age
Speaker 2: as my kids are younger, okay, and a lot of
Speaker 2: them are girls. There's more girls than boys of the cousins.
Speaker 1: And they're all I want to say, eighteen to twenty one.
Speaker 1: The bulk of them.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I was telling one of my cousins.
Speaker 1: He was so.
Speaker 2: One of the cousins was asking me about how I
Speaker 2: create content for the podcast. Is there in college and
Speaker 2: it's thinking about maybe putting together a podcast. So I said, listen,
Speaker 2: you got to take everyday things that you see in
Speaker 2: life at restaurants, at the movie theater, on social media
Speaker 2: and make it content. He said, well, give me an
Speaker 2: example of something you talked about in your last episode.
Speaker 2: So now his father is like, oh, yeah, I'm interested
Speaker 2: in this conversation. So I said, well, did you know
Speaker 2: the word compliment?
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: So my cousins, well, you said, who did you say
Speaker 2: this in front of my cousin's husband, Just a husband? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I didn't blast it.
Speaker 2: I'm dinner. It's at dinner. We've almost finished at this
Speaker 2: long table, everyone's eating dinner. And I said, it's a compliment.
Speaker 2: He goes, no, I've never heard that. I said, among
Speaker 2: gen Z it's a compliment. We have some gen Z
Speaker 2: members here. I said, they're millennial gen zs. They're right
Speaker 2: on the custom. I'm telling you that college kids, it's
Speaker 2: a compliment. Now, now, you're crazy. Let's ask them.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Of all of my cousins and their kids, one of
Speaker 2: them has parents that are very.
Speaker 1: Quiet. They don't curse, they don't drink. They're very.
Speaker 2: Straight, like I don't drink, but I curse like a sailor.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: They're very demure, okay, but in the real way demure.
Speaker 2: And so I asked that daughter who is raised by
Speaker 2: the two of them, lovely girl, she's in college, and
Speaker 2: I said, let me ask you a question. Is this
Speaker 2: word a compliment? And she says, oh, absolutely. Now she says,
Speaker 2: wait a minute, I just want to breakface this by saying,
Speaker 2: I don't use it as a compliment. I would never
Speaker 2: say that word. But yes, I go to school with
Speaker 2: people that use that word as a compliment. Wow. And
Speaker 2: then the other cousins are at the table and they
Speaker 2: all hear this. They all come over and they go, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll verify that. That's absolutely now, we don't use it
Speaker 2: as a compliment. They all confirm it's a compliment. Now
Speaker 2: with that said, the mother that I just described as
Speaker 2: very conservative in her not conservative politically, but conservative in
Speaker 2: the in the again very demure, and she would never curse, right, Wow,
Speaker 2: she hears this conversation, she says, I'm sorry, who uses
Speaker 2: this word?
Speaker 1: I said, you know, kid's your daughter's age? Kids these days,
Speaker 1: she says, So she says, not my daughter.
Speaker 2: My daughter didn't say she us it. I said, no,
Speaker 2: your daughter prefaced it by saying I don't.
Speaker 1: Use that word.
Speaker 2: So she was like, oh, thank god, So the daughter scary.
Speaker 1: My point is the daughter responded by prefacing I don't
Speaker 1: use that word, and her mom, when she overheard the conversation,
Speaker 1: was like, not my daughter.
Speaker 2: I'm like, nope, your daughter made it very clear. Wow,
Speaker 2: she doesn't use that word. No, of course. Well yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, but I'm it's you know, brotie.
Speaker 1: I think we're just a couple of years away from
Speaker 1: it being used out loud every day in probably I
Speaker 1: think this rate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the people who don't use it as
Speaker 2: a compliment are going to be considered.
Speaker 1: Like boom or esque. Yeah, I'm going to listen with
Speaker 1: a podcasts for all generations. We have to start using
Speaker 1: that word as a compliment. I can't can't.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't use it.
Speaker 2: But here we are. It was a dinner, You're having
Speaker 2: a Hanica dinner and I bring this. This is why, like,
Speaker 2: and they all had that look on their face like
Speaker 2: this is why we don't invite the second cousins.
Speaker 1: Look at this.
Speaker 2: Really of a bitch comes to our house in the
Speaker 2: Berkshires and it's using the sea word as a compliment.
Speaker 2: And yeah, by the way the sea word is, it's
Speaker 2: not ye, I've had a great time. And one more,
Speaker 2: one more fun story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, you either live in a town like their
Speaker 1: slices and feel free to leave a talk back if
Speaker 1: you do, or you visited a town.
Speaker 2: You know, when you visit a town and it's like
Speaker 2: it's got one stop light. Now we can't we can't
Speaker 2: relate to that. Scary And I live in Brooklyn, where
Speaker 2: you know, there was cause going by every second. The
Speaker 2: neighbor was like on the other side of the wall,
Speaker 2: you know, when we grew.
Speaker 1: Up in apartments and whatever.
Speaker 2: So where they live, you have to drive into town
Speaker 2: and the town is one road and there's one diner.
Speaker 2: And we went to the diner on a Sunday morning
Speaker 2: post Christmas. So I guess like the twenty ninth to
Speaker 2: eighth whatever, the Sunday was beautiful place. They got like
Speaker 2: twelve tables and it looks like a barn that was
Speaker 2: converted into a diner. It's a very small town, you know.
Speaker 2: It was so busy that the owner slash manager slash waitress.
Speaker 2: The one woman that worked there, who wasn't you know,
Speaker 2: making the food. I guess they had a cook. She's
Speaker 2: running her ass off at all the tables, but nobody
Speaker 2: at silverware. So my cousin gets up and she goes
Speaker 2: over to the silverware buckets and she's given out silverware
Speaker 2: to everyone. You know, listen, there was like fifteen of us.
Speaker 2: We had three tables, so she gets silverware for the
Speaker 2: fifteen of us. The guy who we don't know at
Speaker 2: the next table says, excuse me, missed to my cousin.
Speaker 2: Can I get silverware? So I turn and going, guy,
Speaker 2: that's my cousin.
Speaker 1: She didn't work here. He goes, okay, but she's helping
Speaker 1: and I need silverware. So my cousin's like, I'll get
Speaker 1: you silverware. So my cousin gets some silver He goes,
Speaker 1: I'm ready to order. She's like, no, no, I'm sitting
Speaker 1: at that table. I don't work here.
Speaker 2: And the waitress is flying around.
Speaker 1: Another woman comes in, an older woman comes in, she
Speaker 1: starts like bringing water to people. The waitress owner woman
Speaker 1: called her mom to come in and help help in
Speaker 1: this small business. And my cousin is clearing, like clearing us,
Speaker 1: you know, getting silverware and giving napkins to everybody.
Speaker 2: That's the kind of small town we were in. And
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest, I.
Speaker 1: Kind of liked it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Simple.
Speaker 1: Everyone was so nice and the waitress is like appreciative
Speaker 1: that my cousin was helping with the silverware and refilling
Speaker 1: water glasses. What's that like?
Speaker 2: I was like, listen, does the cook need any help?
Speaker 2: I'll go back there. I gotta tell you, scrap. The
Speaker 2: food was terrific. Yeah, it was fancy. It wasn't like
Speaker 2: small town like you're like, oh, they're gonna make like
Speaker 2: you know whatever. It was a chef chef quality properly.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say that was just they had like like
Speaker 2: garlic iola on the blt like it was a little
Speaker 2: bit upscale. But the fact that when the guy asked
Speaker 2: my cousin for silverware, yeah, it was just like I
Speaker 2: was like a podcast, this is great. Yeah, but he
Speaker 2: was looking he was like, hey, can I get some
Speaker 2: somewhere over here, like you know, hey, I'm waiting.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, you know, there's there's some confusion going on.
Speaker 1: Do you ever go to uh listen, you know me,
Speaker 1: Bougie Bashard. I go to Whole Foods. But do you
Speaker 1: know that the people that actually deliver for Amazon, or
Speaker 1: deliver the Whole Foods to people like you know, like
Speaker 1: the the you know, grocery runners for Amazon, they also
Speaker 1: wear name tags that's say Whole Foods on it. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know, so they were I wanted egg whites, Okay,
Speaker 1: I wanted the liquid whites leg liquid egg whites in
Speaker 1: the carton because I need to use egg whites and
Speaker 1: I don't want to waste the yolks, so I'm getting
Speaker 1: them in liquid form already in the carton.
Speaker 2: So there was none. So I was looking for somebody
Speaker 2: and maybe like, yeah, could you look in the back.
Speaker 1: You know, when you open up the refrigerator, you could
Speaker 1: see behind the refrigerator and there's that all It is
Speaker 1: a giant walking refrigerator.
Speaker 2: They stock it from that side and they push everything
Speaker 2: to forward.
Speaker 1: Get milk.
Speaker 2: You're reaching the back, right.
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is a lot of times there's
Speaker 1: people back there who usually usually I open up the
Speaker 1: refrigerator and I yell into the refrigerator, Hey, is anybody
Speaker 1: in there?
Speaker 2: Could you help me out? Oh you're that guyeah old on. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So so I would needing my liquid egg whites and
Speaker 1: there was nothing. The shelf was empty, and I'm looking
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to look behind the shelves to see
Speaker 1: if there's anybody. Again, the whole place is refrigerate, The
Speaker 1: whole thing is refrigerated, the whole way. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm looking and I'm like, I don't see
Speaker 2: anybody in there.
Speaker 1: So I closed the door and I turn around and
Speaker 1: there's a woman there and she's like looks like she's
Speaker 1: stocking shelves. And I said, hey, listen, can you get
Speaker 1: me some can can you find out if they have
Speaker 1: if they got egg whites? She goes, you want me
Speaker 1: to go back there? I said, yees, could you go
Speaker 1: inside the kitchen. Could you go inside the walking refrigerator
Speaker 1: from the other side and check it for me? You know,
Speaker 1: I see all these boxes stacked up and they could
Speaker 1: be deliveries that.
Speaker 2: Came in and all that person and then she goes,
Speaker 2: oh no, She goes I just I don't.
Speaker 1: Work for Whole Foods, but it says there Whole Food's
Speaker 1: on it has your name was no no, no, I yeah,
Speaker 1: but my job specifically is to do deliveries, like the
Speaker 1: Whole Food's delivery service. Yeah, she was putting stuff into
Speaker 1: carts and then you know, so to bring to people,
Speaker 1: to drive to people.
Speaker 2: But anyway, what's wrong with being that guy? By the way,
Speaker 2: you don't yelling.
Speaker 1: There anybody anybody, dude, go over to.
Speaker 2: The door and you tap on the door and you
Speaker 2: excuse me. I'm so sorry to bother you. I was
Speaker 2: just wondering if you haven't had a chance yet to restock,
Speaker 2: if you might have any surplus. There was nobody else
Speaker 2: on the floor. You guys in the back over there.
Speaker 1: Listen, nobody knows the dairy walking refrigerator, like the dairy
Speaker 1: were walking refrigerator. Guys who were hanging out inside the
Speaker 1: dairy walking refrigerator.
Speaker 2: It's like you knock on the butcher's door. Sometimes you go, hey,
Speaker 2: there is no door for me.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I was at one of the glass doors with a
Speaker 2: you know with it with the eggs to the left.
Speaker 2: They have to come in and out there. It's the
Speaker 2: whole aisle. It's I was at the other end of.
Speaker 1: The aisle and the the the liquid eggs were right
Speaker 1: next to the eggs. So I opened up the refrigerator door.
Speaker 1: I stuck my head in the refrigerator right and I yelled, Hey,
Speaker 1: is anybody milk?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you what. I go a little off
Speaker 2: to the side on their break.
Speaker 1: On this fucking guy, this fucking guy over here, I'll
Speaker 1: take his egg whites. I'll pissing him.
Speaker 2: Listen, if they haven't that guy, if they have it
Speaker 2: in stock, they got to make the sale. You gotta
Speaker 2: make the seventeen one of our slices works behind the
Speaker 2: milk slices. If you work behind the milk, to leave
Speaker 2: his stuff back and tell us what you think of
Speaker 2: the people that stick their head in the refrigerator, like
Speaker 2: it's an intercom system, Like look, it's.
Speaker 1: A drive throw.
Speaker 2: Hey, you guys got the egg whites back door? What's
Speaker 2: wrong with that?
Speaker 1: Only here in the back is? How is that any
Speaker 1: different than having somebody standing in front of me and
Speaker 1: asking the same question, You're you're unbelievable.
Speaker 2: I might not allowed to do that. He might not
Speaker 2: ask for assistance to the guy behind the milk. Okay,
Speaker 2: have have you ever gone to like the chips aisle
Speaker 2: or the soda isle and the guy is stocking the
Speaker 2: coke or the Dorito's guy is stocking the Dorito's. Yes,
Speaker 2: and you go, hey, hey, can you help me in
Speaker 2: the baker and with the with the with in the
Speaker 2: meat department and they go out on work here and
Speaker 2: you're like, yeah, you don't you stalk in the shelves.
Speaker 1: No, they don't. They work for Dots.
Speaker 2: They work with the little las company.
Speaker 1: They work for the company that's stalking the stuff, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that happens all the stock right. The delivery people fucking
Speaker 1: hate that because they got to stock the shelf and
Speaker 1: then they look like that they work at the store
Speaker 1: and they don't know.
Speaker 2: But I'm not talking about that. And normally today I
Speaker 2: haven't seen them. And they put the new pepsin in
Speaker 2: front of the old PEPSI. They don't fucking rotate it.
Speaker 2: Yes all the time, they just shoved the new ship
Speaker 2: in the front.
Speaker 1: I'm specifically talking about an in department issue. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to the to the fish section the poultry guy
Speaker 1: or the or the coca counter asking if they have
Speaker 1: liquid egg whites because people do that too.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, no, listen, I understand it.
Speaker 1: Stay in your lane, stay in your department, the milk
Speaker 1: and eggs and dairy department. It is inside that fucking
Speaker 1: walking fridge, and here was no access. I'm gonna stick
Speaker 1: my head in and I'm gonna say, can anybody help me?
Speaker 1: Let me ask your question. When you were yelling in
Speaker 1: the refrigerator, was cold air coming out? The steam from
Speaker 1: your mouth was coming out. But I'll say this in
Speaker 1: the past, did you have to move the orange juice
Speaker 1: out of the way so you couldn't see further? I
Speaker 1: wanted my Annie's cottage cheese, okay, the low fat cottage
Speaker 1: cheese once so it worked. Here was the Annie's. They
Speaker 1: were all out at night. It's a low fat prior
Speaker 1: broke my out of cottage cheese. Anybody back, Damn some
Speaker 1: Annies cottage cheese.
Speaker 2: The shelf was empty. I'm like, fuck this. So I
Speaker 2: opened up the door and I yumped in and I said, hey,
Speaker 2: he's anybody there. Guess what.
Speaker 1: Some guy comes to the comes to the window to
Speaker 1: the other side, and again I'm looking at him through
Speaker 1: he's inside the other side of the shelf.
Speaker 2: Penis in his hand.
Speaker 1: Was he peeing and he was interrupted. He's looking he's
Speaker 1: looking out of gee cottage. He's looking out at me.
Speaker 2: And I said, I said, to Annie's, you have any annies.
Speaker 2: He goes, oh, hold on, let me check, and he looked.
Speaker 1: He comes back two minutes later and he put the
Speaker 1: whole bot no, the whole box of Any's cottage cheese.
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, I just came in today, and he
Speaker 1: puts it on. He gives me one on the floor
Speaker 1: for a week inside the walk in refrigerator. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. It's refrigerated. But the thing is, sometimes they
Speaker 1: don't stock the shelves right away, so sometimes they have
Speaker 1: that shit sitting there. But if it comes at nine o'clock,
Speaker 1: maybe the guy's not gonna stock stock it until four
Speaker 1: in the afternoon. But I'm there at twelve o'clock, twelve thirty.
Speaker 1: I want my cottage cheese. No, I'm not, I want
Speaker 1: my cotach. I just wonder if they have it. Okay,
Speaker 1: and guess what that time they had it and he
Speaker 1: handed it to me because how many want? And I'll
Speaker 1: take two, see you? And I walked away. So this
Speaker 1: time they didn't have my liquid eggs and I couldn't
Speaker 1: find But I didn't know that because there was no
Speaker 1: one in the refrigerator for me.
Speaker 2: A similar thing happened to me, but they lied to me.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you a quick story. I go to
Speaker 2: BJ's right and one of the things that I get
Speaker 2: there are cod filaise. I make cutlets out of him,
Speaker 2: like it chouldn't call it right, So I went. Then
Speaker 2: I think I told you the story. They had him
Speaker 2: every week for a while, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: the don't him any Oh yeah, you said you said
Speaker 2: it on this podcast. But the guy lied to me.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, you being on Friday.
Speaker 2: I went back on Friday. They guy's like, oh, they'll
Speaker 2: come in tomorrow. I go, you told me to come
Speaker 2: in on Friday.
Speaker 1: No I didn't. Yes you did, Yes you did, Mike.
Speaker 1: I know it was you.
Speaker 2: Nah, Well we were here Tuesday, says Chice. I was
Speaker 2: here Tuesday.
Speaker 1: I didn't work Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Mike, you have a red beard, like a reddish Mike.
Speaker 1: It was you. You told me come in Friday. Now
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like me. It doesn't sound like you.
Speaker 1: You said come in Friday. That I don't recall that,
Speaker 1: so you can't trust anybody anymore. I'm also, while we're
Speaker 1: on the topic of grocery shopping, I am the fresh out,
Speaker 1: fresh out the box shopper.
Speaker 2: I'm the guy that is.
Speaker 1: If I'm like, look, let's say shopping for lettuce, and
Speaker 1: then they're restocking the lettuce in boxes, I will look
Speaker 1: in the cart to see if any lettuces came in
Speaker 1: just there, and I'm like, aha, you're on, so I
Speaker 1: will take it. I will take it from the guy's
Speaker 1: box right there rather than buy something that's on the
Speaker 1: shelf because I know it's older. So because that's fresh,
Speaker 1: the freshest is coming in right there.
Speaker 2: But that's no point. You don't have a problem with that,
Speaker 2: do you no, Because I do the same thing in
Speaker 2: pizza place. You ever been in a pizza place and
Speaker 2: they have the cold pizza sitting out all day. Yes,
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, give me a slice, and they take
Speaker 2: it from the tray, but sometimes you get the last slice.
Speaker 2: So last week I went into this to a place
Speaker 2: that I go in and it was one there was
Speaker 2: one Sicilian slice left right, and I was like, all right,
Speaker 2: I'll take that slice. So as they're taking it off
Speaker 2: the metal tray for me.
Speaker 1: A fresh Sicilian pie comes out of the oven, so
Speaker 1: I go, whoa, Oh, can I get a slice off that?
Speaker 2: Now we haven't cut it yet. What so I said,
Speaker 2: I'll wait. Well, we gotta let it cool off.
Speaker 1: I'll wait because they don't want to get stuck with
Speaker 1: the old slice that's been sitting there.
Speaker 2: So I was like, I'll wait.
Speaker 1: So they fucking made me wait till they cut it
Speaker 1: because it was like, you cut it too soon. He's right,
Speaker 1: and that it doesn't control right and the brand. But
Speaker 1: I waited.
Speaker 2: I waited.
Speaker 1: I'll wait.
Speaker 2: I waited till they cut it. For the burning burned
Speaker 2: my mouth, by the way. I got what I paid for,
Speaker 2: But I'm not taking that old slice when the fresh
Speaker 2: ship's coming right out. Yes, I always go fresh, go fresh.
Speaker 2: So I get the fresh slice. He goes, listen, no
Speaker 2: one's gonna buy this old slice.
Speaker 1: Here, you take it. So the Brooklyn Boys podcast, we
Speaker 1: will be right back.
Speaker 2: I got one more story, scary. This is gonna drive
Speaker 2: you crazy. This happened to me at my cousin's place.
Speaker 2: So there's they have three houses up there, but two
Speaker 2: of them are next door to each other.
Speaker 1: And one is like up the road. So the two
Speaker 1: that are next to each other, they take turns hosting meals.
Speaker 2: Oh, we'll go to House one. We'll all go to
Speaker 2: House one for dinner.
Speaker 1: We'll go I'm staying at House one, Like, we're all
Speaker 1: going to House two for the for dinner tonight. Great,
Speaker 1: so we all go to House two. Are okay.
Speaker 2: So when I'm in House one, I notice that the
Speaker 2: cousin who owns House one, every time I go to
Speaker 2: the bathroom and go upstairs or come back, my water
Speaker 2: glass is gone. Oh and I see that my my
Speaker 2: older cousin. I'm gonna call my mom's cousin because he
Speaker 2: was my he's my mom's age that he's swooping in
Speaker 2: when he sees a glass laying around and he puts
Speaker 2: it in the sink or he puts it in a dishwasher.
Speaker 2: Now there's like eight people in the house, nine people,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I know my glass because I put
Speaker 2: it on a certain coaster because it's a coaster house.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: I respect that, So I'm going So I'm like, so
Speaker 2: then there's no glasses left, so I'm start using solo cups.
Speaker 2: The red solo cups and they keep disappearing. So I
Speaker 2: finally go, hey, who's swooping my cups? So they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: he does it. He does it all the time, he
Speaker 2: swoops cups.
Speaker 1: So I go up to him.
Speaker 2: I go listen, cup swooper, cup swooper. I promise you
Speaker 2: I will clean up after myself. I will, I will,
Speaker 2: I will, I will clean up my glasses. I'm not
Speaker 2: putting the glass with water on the wood.
Speaker 1: Tables, being really good when you're ready, when you're finished,
Speaker 1: right right, But there's water in the glasses.
Speaker 2: I really I would like to have access to my
Speaker 2: water if I get up and go in the kitchen whatever.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 2: So night three, they're like, oh, we'll go in the
Speaker 2: house two for dinner. So I go over the house
Speaker 2: two and uh, we get up to do the Honukah candles,
Speaker 2: you know, for the whatever night honeaker is and I'm
Speaker 2: walking around. I go back to the couch room sitting
Speaker 2: and my cup is gone.
Speaker 1: So it turns out my cousin's kid who owns the
Speaker 1: house next door, is a glass swooper. You know who
Speaker 1: you're describing, Well, oh, Jetsky Brian does that swooper.
Speaker 2: He's a cups.
Speaker 1: He no matter where we are, whether it's his house
Speaker 1: or when we're in Costa Rica or wherever on vacation,
Speaker 1: we're all sharing the house. He's the he's the quicker
Speaker 1: picker upper. He's gotta he's got to pick stuff up
Speaker 1: and clean up and whatever as we go. And I'm like, guys,
Speaker 1: it's okay, but you know, because yeah, he he stole
Speaker 1: my he.
Speaker 2: Stole my plate. Once I wasn't done.
Speaker 1: He puts everything back and he because I guess he
Speaker 1: I think it's OCD. God blessed the guy because he
Speaker 1: keeps the whole place fucking neat. But man, oh man,
Speaker 1: first of all, you got somebody for that. And when
Speaker 1: you're on vacation, we have somebody that cleans. Yeah, Butler,
Speaker 1: he's got to do, but he's got to do it himself.
Speaker 1: He does the dish puts everything in the dishwasher. But
Speaker 1: he'll take stuff from you, like you walk away and
Speaker 1: you come back and it's gone.
Speaker 2: And I wasn't finished with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So so we go back to House one, okay,
Speaker 1: and then on the on the next night we go
Speaker 1: back to House two again and everyone's sitting in the
Speaker 1: living room watching the football game, and then we go
Speaker 1: to the kitchen.
Speaker 2: We can I come back now. I had taken a
Speaker 2: pink solo cup because it was the last pink one,
Speaker 2: so I know the pink one is my cup.
Speaker 1: Pink, so the cup pink solo cup. So I got
Speaker 1: the water.
Speaker 2: I'm watching the football game. I get up whatever, I
Speaker 2: walk around.
Speaker 1: I come back.
Speaker 2: My cup is gone. So I say to my cousin,
Speaker 2: did you swoop my cup again? No, I say to
Speaker 2: my mom's cousin. I know this isn't your house, but
Speaker 2: did you swoop my cup?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I look in the sink, it's not there. I look
Speaker 2: in the garbage, it's not there. I can't find my cup.
Speaker 2: Somebody swooped my cup. I know I left it where
Speaker 2: I left it. So then my cousin's my cousin's cousin
Speaker 2: on the other side of the family, they stop laughing.
Speaker 2: I go, what's so funny they put my They swooped
Speaker 2: my cup and put it behind a plant so I
Speaker 2: wouldn't see it.
Speaker 1: They were trying to do it to pissed me off.
Speaker 2: Ah, they were fake swoop of course, of course, because
Speaker 2: they know what got to you.
Speaker 1: They got to me.
Speaker 2: They were pressing your buttons slices. Do you do this
Speaker 2: in your house?
Speaker 1: Do you swoop?
Speaker 2: Are you swooper?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I like to leave you stand it my house.
Speaker 1: Listen, if you will, you would come to my house
Speaker 1: and you leave my house and you leave your cup
Speaker 1: where you like on the table or on the coffee table.
Speaker 2: And that's terrible.
Speaker 1: Don't do that.
Speaker 2: But I'm not going over. And so my mother in
Speaker 2: law did that all the time. My mother in law
Speaker 2: was a plate swooper in my house and not in
Speaker 2: her house. In my house, you know, they want to
Speaker 2: make things, they want to keep things tidy.
Speaker 1: You know, listen.
Speaker 2: I loved my mother in law, but she was a
Speaker 2: swooper and and and she know what she would do.
Speaker 2: She would take this stuff, put it right in a
Speaker 2: dish washing and take it back. Or she would come
Speaker 2: or she would combine cups. She'd like pull one cup
Speaker 2: into other cup, and like you're like, oh, I can't
Speaker 2: even drink from that anymore.
Speaker 1: And then scary.
Speaker 2: Are you a particular way about your dishwasher? Do you
Speaker 2: like your plates?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's got to be a very First of all,
Speaker 1: every plate gets rinsed and washed in the sink first. No,
Speaker 1: Greg t does that every well, no, it has to
Speaker 1: get rinsed off. They can't be gunk and garbage and
Speaker 1: gook and no. No, Greg t used to wash his
Speaker 1: plates completely and dry on them and then put them
Speaker 1: in the machine. Okay, that that's a bit obsessive. Okay,
Speaker 1: but I need to give it a rinse and then
Speaker 1: and then all everything. Yes, everything's got to be Yeah,
Speaker 1: it can't listen, I understand it's it's still dirty.
Speaker 2: I'm not giving it soap.
Speaker 1: But the machine cleans it.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't, yeh. But all the gunk goes goes
Speaker 2: into a fucking filter that you don't even want to see.
Speaker 1: What looks like. No, it doesn't. It dissolves and it
Speaker 1: goes out. Whatever.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying put a chicken bone in now, I'm
Speaker 2: saying you have ketchup or dressing. Yeah, no, but you
Speaker 2: have a way.
Speaker 1: Where do your plates go? Where are your big plates going?
Speaker 1: Big plates go at the bottom and they're all facing
Speaker 1: the same direction, but then they go to left side,
Speaker 1: right side. If I'm looking at the dishwasher, they go
Speaker 1: across facing right. So they start from the left, start
Speaker 1: from the left.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, and I and I skip and I skip, I
Speaker 1: skip a spindle, I go to the next one. I
Speaker 1: skip a slot. So's every yeah, because I feel like
Speaker 1: the water's got to get in between the plates.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, do you realize the world's top dishwasher
Speaker 2: engineers have made it so that you can put the
Speaker 2: plates every spindle and you've decided that you know more
Speaker 2: than them. Is that what you're telling me? I feel
Speaker 2: like the plates get cleaner if I go every other one.
Speaker 1: How can they be cleaner? You clean them before the
Speaker 1: you know, because they have they have access to more water.
Speaker 1: There's more water, and more water hits them.
Speaker 2: So the water is coming from the top to side
Speaker 2: the blike's coming from all over the place.
Speaker 1: You're skipping spindles.
Speaker 2: What are you so rich?
Speaker 1: And the glasses the let glasses go on the top
Speaker 1: rack upside down, duh, and then make sure that they're secure.
Speaker 2: Puts their glasses right, set up, ends up with a
Speaker 2: couple of couple of water. Well, you'd be surprised.
Speaker 1: And then oh the forks, Yeah, forks they go tines
Speaker 1: up or times tines up? Why is that ties up?
Speaker 1: Because again you're below the because the times, well, because
Speaker 1: more water and more stuff soap is going to hit
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 2: It comes from the bottom.
Speaker 1: The water shoots straight up from.
Speaker 2: The bottom from all over the place.
Speaker 1: As you just said, the spinning.
Speaker 2: Water jets are in the bottom. They hit the ties
Speaker 2: face down above the times is the water glasses.
Speaker 1: I'm really confused.
Speaker 2: No, all the water comes from the top and the bottom.
Speaker 1: Right, but my, but my forks, knives and spoons usually
Speaker 1: go uh in its own compartment right on the side
Speaker 1: and the bottom.
Speaker 2: It's the bottom, okay, right, but you go tinnes up.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The first thing you grab when you when you clean
Speaker 2: out your machine is the top of the four top
Speaker 2: of the football.
Speaker 1: Touch that goes in their mouths. You touch it with
Speaker 1: your hands. Guys, ladies, gentlemen, this is a better question
Speaker 1: for the slices. Ties up or ties down? Spoon up
Speaker 1: or spoon down?
Speaker 2: Well, spoon down, spoon listen, spoon Wait a second, you
Speaker 2: how do you put the knife in? The knife goes down?
Speaker 2: The knife faces down because you grab with the handle.
Speaker 2: You put ties up when you go to take them
Speaker 2: out in the dishwasher. How are you grabbing them by
Speaker 2: the part that goes in people's mouths.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, my shit don't fit times down because
Speaker 1: their little holes for the for the forks and spoons
Speaker 1: and knives. So the only way I could put them
Speaker 1: in is ties up. Wait, you use the handle holes.
Speaker 1: You lift those up, You put them in the open basket.
Speaker 2: Then they fall, They fall over.
Speaker 1: Each other, and they stack on top of each other,
Speaker 1: and the dishwasters come out clean. No they don't know
Speaker 1: because no, they're they're up against each other. Fuck you,
Speaker 1: you don't know what you're doing. If you throw them
Speaker 1: all into a pool water, they're getting wet. If you're
Speaker 1: saying to not sit, no, no, you're supposed to separate.
Speaker 1: They go in the holes, each each fork, each knife.
Speaker 1: Put the knives in sharp side up. The knives, I
Speaker 1: go sharp side down. But but the fork and the
Speaker 1: spoon go up because there's no other way to do it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't fit down. You lift a little flap up
Speaker 1: that has the holes, and then you open expose the basket.
Speaker 2: No, you don't tow me in the basket. Who puts that?
Speaker 2: That's savage. I've never wanted to punch you more.
Speaker 1: The basket is for sharp butcher's knives and things that
Speaker 1: don't fit in the fucking holes. Well then you what
Speaker 1: do you cook? What? Do you clean one knife at
Speaker 1: a time then, because you don't want them leaning against
Speaker 1: each other.
Speaker 2: No, there's several holes in the basket. This basket has.
Speaker 1: Twenty six holes in the eight twenty And who grew
Speaker 1: up in an apartment in Brooklyn, We never even had
Speaker 1: a dishwasher. If my if my forks come out eighty
Speaker 1: percent clean, it's a fucking miracle compared to how I
Speaker 1: grew up my mother. My mother cleaned every dish by
Speaker 1: hand until I was old enough to help.
Speaker 2: I don't want I don't want to break my dishwasher.
Speaker 2: That's why I take all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dishwasher is gonna break if you put your silver
Speaker 1: a time. No, No, I think it's gonna break. If
Speaker 1: I leave fucking uh leftover food and and crap all over,
Speaker 1: it's gonna break. You're you're, you're a thousand dollars dishwasher.
Speaker 1: It's gonna clog up what you got here is the problem.
Speaker 1: Now you're gonna it's gonna cost you eight hundred dollars
Speaker 1: to fix that because you obviously put your spoons in
Speaker 1: up facing down and your time's down. What kind of
Speaker 1: crazy basket puts the plates in every spindle?
Speaker 2: The one they broke.
Speaker 1: It's never happened. What breaks. What's gonna break?
Speaker 2: The water is gonna crack from hitting folks in it together.
Speaker 1: It's not that.
Speaker 2: No, I don't care.
Speaker 1: No, it's not gonna break from from the the way
Speaker 1: you load the dishwasher. It's gonna break from having too
Speaker 1: much grease and grime all over your plates over time.
Speaker 1: That fucks it up. That fucks up your dishwasher if
Speaker 1: you leave that, if you just you leave a greasy
Speaker 1: fucking plate that hasn't you haven't red water over it.
Speaker 2: You just throw a dishwasher. No, it doesn't, it doesn't.
Speaker 2: It doesn't hurt your machine. I've never heard that.
Speaker 1: I was told you're supposed to always pre rinse. Okay,
Speaker 1: but you soundly get scrub in your plates.
Speaker 2: Nah, only if I know that.
Speaker 1: If there's a hard to get, like something that you know,
Speaker 1: grease spot or something a stain, I'm like that that's
Speaker 1: gonna not gonna come out in the dishwasher. I'll give
Speaker 1: it a little pre rub with my bia. What do
Speaker 1: you call the happy little thing? The smiley face penis
Speaker 1: no mister scrub scrub daddy. I'll do a little scrub
Speaker 1: daddy on it. That the happy face yellow yellow smiley face.
Speaker 2: Spot if if I was over your house for lunch
Speaker 2: or we were signing shirts again, whatever we're doing, okay,
Speaker 2: And I and I took my plate and I went
Speaker 2: to the dishwasher and I put it in in a
Speaker 2: spindle next to the other plate.
Speaker 1: And I told you I did it.
Speaker 2: And I didn't even grew rich it off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And could you sit at the table and you
Speaker 1: bust to get up and run over there, Jet Ski
Speaker 1: Brian over there, run up. I can't do it, can't
Speaker 1: live with that. I can't have it that way.
Speaker 2: That's my mother in law did. My mother in law
Speaker 2: would put the dishes she wanted them to way. They
Speaker 2: would go in her dishwasher, and she would rearrange my dishwasher.
Speaker 1: I would plate. I would see that's bad. No, that's
Speaker 1: but I will say this that you did that to me.
Speaker 1: I will take the plates right out of the dishwasher,
Speaker 1: and I will have to first off to take Brody,
Speaker 1: gonna have to leave towel, and I will slide the
Speaker 1: whatever junk is left on there into the garbage. Then
Speaker 1: I do a pre rinse and then I put it
Speaker 1: in and then I put the next plate in same way,
Speaker 1: but next pre.
Speaker 2: Rints with water.
Speaker 1: That's PIFAs free. What are you talking about? Pas? No,
Speaker 1: p fis p physe the pfase pifaz. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I tell you the cooking class. The wasn't she a TLC? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's right, PIFAs and rody? Uh? What number? What number
Speaker 1: is the right answer to this question?
Speaker 2: I'm at the post office a few days ago and
Speaker 2: the woman behind me comes up to the counter and
Speaker 2: she says, can I have like eight stamps? How many
Speaker 2: is that? Eight stamps?
Speaker 1: Is?
Speaker 2: Eight stamps?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Can I have like eight?
Speaker 2: Like eight stamps? That's what she said? Wow, like eight stamps?
Speaker 2: Well what constitutes that? Like nine? Like eight? Seven? Like eight?
Speaker 1: I would still give her eight, But that's not like eight,
Speaker 1: that's exactly eight. She doesn't want eight, so it's like eight.
Speaker 2: So seven? Can I have like seven?
Speaker 1: So seven or nine would be acceptable, But I'm still
Speaker 1: thinking I would still give her eight.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna fuck with her now. A six is
Speaker 2: like an eight. It's got that circle at the bottom.
Speaker 2: It's like an eight sort of, I suppose, But that's
Speaker 2: what she said. Can I have like eight stamps?
Speaker 1: Like eight?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know, she's unsure of herself, but she definitely you know,
Speaker 1: she wants she wants the post office to make the decision.
Speaker 1: She's got She's got like five bucks in her hand
Speaker 1: of seven bucks. She's like, whatever this gets me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she doesn't really care. Iver hear anybody order like that before?
Speaker 2: Would you like going to like McDonald's, Can I get like, uh,
Speaker 2: like five cheeseburgers?
Speaker 1: I would hear five? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: So before my trip, I spent the night in San
Speaker 1: Juan and Robin and I went, oh my god, you
Speaker 1: had to see.
Speaker 2: We went to this place called the El San Juan Hotel,
Speaker 2: the lobby.
Speaker 1: To St.
Speaker 2: John as well the Virgin Island. No I did not
Speaker 2: because Saint John is the translation of San Juan.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Okay, well I went to what does sand mean? Santa
Speaker 2: is Spanish for Saint Yeah, you're right, and Jehan Juan
Speaker 2: is John or Joe Jose Jose is Joe, Yes, j
Speaker 2: St John's all right. So I was in San Juan,
Speaker 2: Puerto Rico, unless I'm wrong, Puerto Rican And we went
Speaker 2: to the El San Juan Hotel, which I mean the opulent,
Speaker 2: gore just lobby, beautiful the live entertainment. The place opened,
Speaker 2: I call it the Fountain Blue of of Puerto Rico
Speaker 2: because it was called El San Juan, El San Juan Hotel.
Speaker 2: It's now the Fairmont El San Juan and El El Fairmont,
Speaker 2: El Fairmont.
Speaker 1: Right, So beautiful, lobby, gorgeous. Everything was just just spectacular.
Speaker 1: And they have like live entertainment there, and and Rob
Speaker 1: and I was there, were there, and we were just like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is beautiful. And you know, couples dancing. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you the locals. They get locals in there, sixties, seventies,
Speaker 1: eighties years old, eighty years old, dressed to the nines and.
Speaker 2: They're hanging out and they're having a Saturday night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're dressed in the oh thank you. Anyway, so
Speaker 1: we decide, okay, this is beautiful. We had some drinks there,
Speaker 1: but let's let's turn it up a little bit. Let's
Speaker 1: go somewhere. So we went to a night spot nearby.
Speaker 1: But yeah, by the way, Yeah, the L San Juan thing.
Speaker 1: We had nothing to do with what I'm about to
Speaker 1: tell you. I just want to let you know that
Speaker 1: if you're ever in Puerto Rico, check out the l
Speaker 1: Saturday Night traveling Saturday nights. Man, you can't eat it.
Speaker 1: It's it's something like you it's it's something like you've
Speaker 1: never seen before. But anyway, went to went to a bar, restaurant,
Speaker 1: a bar where a DJ was spinning. It was like
Speaker 1: a lounge more.
Speaker 2: Not as Mexican.
Speaker 1: It's a show, yeah, giant Saturday in Spanish. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's a Mexican Mexican show. Yeah, yes, but it's still Spanish, right, okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: but not Mexicpanish language, best language. Yes, yes, that's what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Yes, yes, yeah, yeah. So so I
Speaker 1: don't know if you've been to a place like this before,
Speaker 1: but a lot of times when you go to bars,
Speaker 1: the DJ will spin and if it's you know, the
Speaker 1: screen big screen, they spin with the music video plays
Speaker 1: as they're spinning. It's kind of an audio video track.
Speaker 1: So when the the DJ is spinning and mixing into
Speaker 1: the next song, you know that it kind of like
Speaker 1: dissolves into the next VIDI music video. So people are like,
Speaker 1: you know, hanging out, they listen to music, everyone's vibing out.
Speaker 1: He gets into like a nineties hip hop set and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, more money, more Problems comes on half. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're familiar with more Money, more Problems. It's it's a
Speaker 1: verse in this order, Mace, Diddy and Biggie. And when
Speaker 1: the song comes on, I'm on high alert. I'm like, huh.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, they're gonna play fucking Diddy.
Speaker 2: How's this crowd gonna react?
Speaker 1: So the Mace park goes. The Mace verse is the
Speaker 1: first verse, and then after Mace, I'm like, they gotta
Speaker 1: cut it off. They got it.
Speaker 2: He's gotta do a mix out. He's been mixing out.
Speaker 1: Nobody's thinking like that. All of a sudden, Dinny's part
Speaker 1: comes on, and then of course Diddy is all over
Speaker 1: the screen rapping.
Speaker 2: You know, because he's in the video.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, yeah, And after Dinny they cut fucking Biggie's
Speaker 1: part now, which is the most important part of the
Speaker 1: fucking song and the best part of the song, which
Speaker 1: you're a shitty DJ, what are you doing? But the
Speaker 1: crazy part of the whole thing is we got through
Speaker 1: Diddy and nobody cared. Nobody thinking because it's a song,
Speaker 1: it's not his, it's not his sexual exploits. But I
Speaker 1: had nothing but ick feelings of ick when I saw
Speaker 1: him on the screen.
Speaker 2: I can't help but to think. I don't want to
Speaker 2: hear Dinny when I'm out to ask your question, when
Speaker 2: you hear remix to ignition, do you turn it off?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Because that's my jam. Yeah, well that jam. He jammed
Speaker 1: on young girls, he peede on them. Okay, listen, but
Speaker 1: that was Ye's the thing.
Speaker 2: If I can make a correction, I apologize to all
Speaker 2: of my Chilean slices. Sabado Jagonte is from Chile or
Speaker 2: Scary would say Chili either way, Mexico either way.
Speaker 1: I just want to go.
Speaker 2: I'm just correct myself.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I just that's see for me. The Didny thing
Speaker 1: is too soon, because is happening now. The r Kelly
Speaker 1: thing was ten years ago. Kelly, you're already over it
Speaker 1: that I'm over it. Is this in the back of
Speaker 1: my mind. The same thing with Chris Brown. It's like,
Speaker 1: all right, he you know, he got physical with Rihanna.
Speaker 1: He threw a chair out out of a fucking window.
Speaker 2: Wherever he did. He he beat, beat beat Rihanna. Yep,
Speaker 2: all violentating. But damn, those songs are catching.
Speaker 1: No what I'm saying, Like there was a time where
Speaker 1: it was kind of off limited. It felt weird, and
Speaker 1: I just think that for whatever reason at the time.
Speaker 1: Now those things, I don't know, they don't bother me
Speaker 1: as much as.
Speaker 2: Did so old that song.
Speaker 1: If I hear like Bad Boys for Life, I go,
Speaker 1: that's bid Dead, that's Diddy, though I know it's that's
Speaker 1: why right, No, No, But what I'm saying is those
Speaker 1: songs are prominent Diddy right now because of all that's
Speaker 1: going on with Diddy. It's fresh in my mind, but
Speaker 1: my body is like only part Diddy. It's it's one
Speaker 1: third puff Daddy at that point, it's thirty three did
Speaker 1: the thing is like I was angry. I was angry
Speaker 1: puff Daddy either way, either way, either way, fucking puff Daddy, Diddy,
Speaker 1: whatever you want to call him to say.
Speaker 2: My point is I just felt weird. I felt angry.
Speaker 2: I felt like I don't want to hear him. It
Speaker 2: makes me sick. But apparently it wasn't the effect on
Speaker 2: everybody else. You know what, in six months and whole
Speaker 2: you be like Dan, it's my jam, he just said.
Speaker 2: Chris Brown is R Kelly's your jam. The remix to
Speaker 2: Ignition Hot and Fresh out the Kitchen. Wah, I'm a
Speaker 2: rolling that body got every man here? Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: come on, I don't know, But where do you draw
Speaker 2: the line. I think you draw the line at all
Speaker 2: of them or none of them are I don't know
Speaker 2: what about?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: I think I think at some point you have to
Speaker 2: Some people can separate the artists from the creation and
Speaker 2: some people can't. I understand that.
Speaker 1: But this is where Michael jacksons the conversation because listen,
Speaker 1: there were people who he was cute.
Speaker 2: Stop following celebrities or people they were fans of because
Speaker 2: their political opinions are different.
Speaker 1: See, that's not good.
Speaker 2: Who's calling my house?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: Is that the hold on? We may have a deliver ignore. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was another delivery of toilet paper or something that
Speaker 2: you didn't want to go to the store for. Or
Speaker 2: you get your egg whites delivered. Get my egg here
Speaker 2: comes from egg Whites.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: By the way, you should have just asked the girl,
Speaker 2: the woman from Whole Foods, now that I think about it,
Speaker 2: since she can't go back there, just place an order
Speaker 2: through her delivery system fag whites.
Speaker 1: She has to go get them. She could have done
Speaker 1: the work for you. Just you're like, oh, you don't
Speaker 1: want to go back there. Hold one second, hold on, now,
Speaker 1: don't get I mean, what fucking egg whites? That's funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but anyway, yeah, no, but you know where we
Speaker 2: told you were in the middle of a sentence when
Speaker 2: my phone rang.
Speaker 1: Sorry, oh just about.
Speaker 2: You know people that can't separate the bad deeds or
Speaker 2: the political opinions from the artwork and the art that's done.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I get it.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, listen, people still love Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2: He's is loved as ever. But you know there are
Speaker 2: some things and allegations against him. You know that some
Speaker 2: people don't Some people make a comment every time his
Speaker 2: music comes on and they see his videos, And I
Speaker 2: don't want to get into a debate or a talkback
Speaker 2: session with whether or not he did or didn't whatever.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: The issue is that some people can separate the music
Speaker 2: from New Loook. A lot of horrible people are some
Speaker 2: of the greatest artists of all time. Yeah, painter, painting artists,
Speaker 2: Movie movie people, uh, you know, actors may have done
Speaker 2: some terrible things. It's sometimes very hard to to look
Speaker 2: at a movie, to watch a movie like that Guy's
Speaker 2: American Beauty. Well, again, I don't know what he did
Speaker 2: or what he didn't do. Now this is but I
Speaker 2: know the point is. The point is it is difficult
Speaker 2: to look at someone that you know may or may
Speaker 2: not be a criminal and listen to their music or
Speaker 2: vote for them or support their comedy show or whatever.
Speaker 2: So you know, look what happened to Louis c K.
Speaker 2: Louis c K apparently has exposed him his penis to
Speaker 2: a couple of other female comics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was like five years ago.
Speaker 2: He got me tooed, Well, that's what Louis c K
Speaker 2: was Like his show got canceled and in his comedy
Speaker 2: series got canceled, and no one wanted to like let
Speaker 2: him do like Netflix specials anymore. Yeah, because he would
Speaker 2: like pull his dick out and be like, hey ladies,
Speaker 2: you know, let's like he allegedly, according to the female comics,
Speaker 2: he gave the impression that he would not help their
Speaker 2: careers or he would hurt their careers if they didn't
Speaker 2: like hook up with him. Now again, I don't know
Speaker 2: what if we're factual or not factual, but does that
Speaker 2: make him less funny? Like so a lot of people
Speaker 2: like canceled him five years ago, seven years ago and
Speaker 2: never it was, and he had to like produce his
Speaker 2: own shows and sell tickets to his own own shows
Speaker 2: on his website. He had to like do pay per
Speaker 2: view on his website. He's only now resurfacing, and the
Speaker 2: first time he took the stage like three years ago,
Speaker 2: people like, get off the stage are pervert? Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: so who's to say so I think less of you now?
Speaker 2: For uh, I would have thought less of you for
Speaker 2: enjoying Diddy. I'm glad that you stood up, stood your
Speaker 2: ground in Puerto Rico and said no Diddy.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, next week, I have a first world
Speaker 1: problem that I'm dealing with, and you're gonna call me
Speaker 1: a bougie bastard. But you're also anyway, you're gonna.
Speaker 2: Also tell me.
Speaker 1: You're also gonna tell me that I because I'm still
Speaker 1: in the middle of the fight, so I didn't want
Speaker 1: to really finish it right now. I don't want to
Speaker 1: talk about it right now because it's not done yet.
Speaker 1: But okay, you're gonna say that I need my free dessert.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna you're gonna be on the fence. You're
Speaker 1: gonna be kind of I think you'll be split on
Speaker 1: how you feel about it because it's a boogie thing. Funny, funny,
Speaker 1: funny boogie thing.
Speaker 2: But all right, do we have time for a little sound,
Speaker 2: Little David Brody sounds, of course, and then we'll get
Speaker 2: out of here, all right. Remember well, I'll play a
Speaker 2: couple of clips. This is a football clip. I don't
Speaker 2: think it's the same clip you played, but it's two
Speaker 2: women and it says it's football Sunday and you've been
Speaker 2: reading too many romance books. And there's two women on
Speaker 2: a couch reading books and chip a bag of chips,
Speaker 2: and this is the play by play they hear. And
Speaker 2: then he pulls out. You have to like when there's
Speaker 2: a guy coming right in your face and he just
Speaker 2: sits in there and delivers it.
Speaker 1: Guys coming down his face. Feeling is the cowboys probably
Speaker 1: coming right down your throat.
Speaker 3: Oh Williams, he beached the tooth thrusts to get it
Speaker 3: in minds, has been coming all night long. But then
Speaker 3: he pulls out, and man, it's just hard. It's been
Speaker 3: a while since he's seen a hole that big.
Speaker 2: Some of you, some of the clips are the same.
Speaker 3: We didn't know what to do, got five inches on him,
Speaker 3: but Twoboddy's going to get that gobbler at the end
Speaker 3: of this game too.
Speaker 2: Suber Coach has been blown away by crab trees Hans
Speaker 2: and his ability to.
Speaker 1: Suck in these balls.
Speaker 2: Anyway, The women are like looking at the TV like,
Speaker 2: oh man, this is a great sport. Uh, Guy Fiertti.
Speaker 2: He settles a debate that things that I've said, and
Speaker 2: he settles it.
Speaker 3: Boneless wings actually wings.
Speaker 2: If you bone, if you have time to bone out
Speaker 2: of wing, that's a whole other world.
Speaker 1: But no, there's that's a chicken tender nugget something. There's
Speaker 1: no such thing as a boneless wing, thank.
Speaker 2: You, guy Fierti. There's no such thing as a boneless wing.
Speaker 2: So he agrees with me, which is good. This this
Speaker 2: have you ever watched antiques road Show of course, where
Speaker 2: like they'll bring in something to go. I think this
Speaker 2: is worth money and they tell the story. So I
Speaker 2: want you to listen to this woman talking about this.
Speaker 2: It's a metal it looks like a metal bracelet, and
Speaker 2: she thinks there's a story behind it, and listen to
Speaker 2: what she thinks it is and what it actually is.
Speaker 2: What do you think this is?
Speaker 1: I think that it's a slave bracelet.
Speaker 2: I would like to think that my relatives.
Speaker 4: Helped to free the slaves a slave bracelet that they
Speaker 4: breed or maybe they've found.
Speaker 1: I think that this is the name of the slave
Speaker 1: folder and then the name of the slave underneath it.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So she so, she says, there's a name
Speaker 2: on the bracelet. She thinks it's this is like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I heard it, her family free the slaves.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 4: This is the name of the slave folder, and then
Speaker 4: the name of the slave underneath it.
Speaker 1: Am I all right?
Speaker 2: It's a dog caller. Fucking hilarious. That's a PBS I love.
Speaker 1: Would you buy this? Would you buy this?
Speaker 2: Because you're the only person I know who would buy this.
Speaker 4: This is the one hundred and forty dollars world's most
Speaker 4: expensive cheese steak. I was so excited to try one
Speaker 4: hundred and forty dollars Barklay Prime in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. This
Speaker 4: has handcut Wago black truffles, Woa wah, bright onions, Cooper
Speaker 4: sharp on a sesame roll. The one hundred and forty
Speaker 4: dollars price tag also comes with half a bottle of champagne.
Speaker 4: Now I got to say, this might be one of
Speaker 4: the greatest sandwiches I've ever eaten. I want to know
Speaker 4: if you would try this cheese steak.
Speaker 1: Brody, I would go to Philly for it, absolutely, absolute,
Speaker 1: hundred and forty as a matter of no, just to
Speaker 1: say I did. I will say this.
Speaker 2: No, hold on, I haven't. Let me ask your question
Speaker 2: be how great would it be for you to go
Speaker 2: to Philly having being the host of this podcast and
Speaker 2: you buy two of them so you get to say
Speaker 2: you bought one for you and one for me. How
Speaker 2: great would that be for this podcas Yes slices? Am
Speaker 2: I right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That would by the way, that would dinner.
Speaker 1: Yes, No, it doesn't. It doesn't by the way you want.
Speaker 1: I've seen that video before and I was intrigued and
Speaker 1: I saved it for later. So yes, I do. I
Speaker 1: I one. There's one thing, Brodie, I gotta introduce you
Speaker 1: to Okay and your life, money, a job. Your life
Speaker 1: will be changed.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: We got to get out of here.
Speaker 1: Hey, if you live in Pennsylvania, Philly, South Jersey, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about already. Okay, Brody. I discovered
Speaker 1: this a couple of months ago when I went to
Speaker 1: a cheese steak place in Jersey. They advertised that there
Speaker 1: that cheese steak is made with as she said in
Speaker 1: that video, Cooper Cooper Cooper Sharp.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So I'm like, the fuck is Cooper? What
Speaker 2: is Cooper Sharp? Okay, because for most of the world
Speaker 2: we don't know what that is, but in Pennsylvania you're
Speaker 2: certainly fucking due. So Cooper Sharp Brody is American cheese,
Speaker 2: and they have white cheddar, they have a sharp one
Speaker 2: and whatever. But it's like American cheese like you've never
Speaker 2: fucking had in your life.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: It is the best.
Speaker 1: Now. When we were at this cheese steak place in Clifton,
Speaker 1: me and me and Will and I Will and me,
Speaker 1: Will and I whatever, the King and I we were
Speaker 1: we were at the cheese steak place and they were
Speaker 1: advertising we have Cooper Sharp. We our cheese staks are
Speaker 1: made with Cooper Sharp. And I didn't understand what it was.
Speaker 1: But the guy took some time and he goes, you
Speaker 1: have to realize something. The way Cooper Sharp melts is
Speaker 1: this is this kind of velvety melts evenly. It doesn't
Speaker 1: even look like cheese when it melts, it kind of
Speaker 1: just kind of disappears almost into the sandwich. So when
Speaker 1: I said, all right, I guess because he goes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he goes. You don't know what we have to do
Speaker 1: to get this. They don't. The company does not want
Speaker 1: to deliver here, but we make a special they make,
Speaker 1: you know. I told them I'd promote them and we
Speaker 1: would do a whole special deal. They come and I said,
Speaker 1: can we buy some off? You know, like because we
Speaker 1: wanted to buy some but apparently there are places like
Speaker 1: shop right that sell Cooper Sharp.
Speaker 2: All right, check this we how fancy gonna be like
Speaker 2: by the way history Cooper Sharp.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Brodie, we had the cheesteak sandwich and I could
Speaker 1: see how it changes the fucking texture complexity of the sandwich.
Speaker 1: It was. This place was known for its cheesesteaks and
Speaker 1: they don't serve anything with it, but they melt Cooper Sharp.
Speaker 1: It was so fucking good. Now, Brody, this is a
Speaker 1: Brodie thing. And I know you could find it and
Speaker 1: maybe a little expensive, because I don't know, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna find it everywhere. I don't know if Wegmans has it,
Speaker 1: But you want from now on Cooper brand American cheese.
Speaker 1: Trust me, it's like not It's like none of the else.
Speaker 1: No Craft American, it's not Cooper shit.
Speaker 2: They have it. They do. They do like four different flavors.
Speaker 1: They have American White, they have Cheddar sharp whatever to
Speaker 1: your heart's content. My point is you will never ever
Speaker 1: eat a Craft single again, or any kind of cheese
Speaker 1: and fucking plastic and throw it on your grilled cheese.
Speaker 2: All right, So, slices, here's my question for you. Leave
Speaker 2: us a talk back on the heart radio app for
Speaker 2: the next episode of Slice Time. How much would you
Speaker 2: pay for a Philly cheese steak sandwich if you knew
Speaker 2: before you bit into it that it was the greatest
Speaker 2: Philly cheese steak sandwich you would ever eat?
Speaker 1: How much you paying for it? Are you paying one.
Speaker 2: Hundred and forty dollars? And you get a half bottle
Speaker 2: of champagne, which you know is pissed water in a
Speaker 2: bottle with some fart water in it, little fart bubbles?
Speaker 2: How much are you paying for that cheese steak sandwich?
Speaker 2: You're paying forty Like if you said to me fifty dollars,
Speaker 2: like that's a lot of money for it, you better
Speaker 2: be good A one hundred and forty dollars are you
Speaker 2: paying it. And by the way, if you say you
Speaker 2: pay for it, you got to say where they're not.
Speaker 2: You're rich slices. You could be like, wow, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm kind of well offside.
Speaker 1: Pay it. I need to know.
Speaker 2: I know, Rocket Steve, you paying one hundred and forty dollars,
Speaker 2: Rocket Steve over here, Fuck you in your fucking cheese steaks.
Speaker 1: That's right, boys, hoys,