WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Pie in the Face

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<v Speaker 1>One.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, everybody, Hello there, Welcome to another episode up Serial

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<v Speaker 2>Killers Presents bull Chat. Good cover up, Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>The problem and this is a bull chat, believe it

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<v Speaker 2>or not. We're here, we're here. We missed one week, two,

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<v Speaker 2>two weeks in a row. No, we've missed two in

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<v Speaker 2>the last Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're gonna make excuses, so we're not gonna go there.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you pop your pimple in your ear? I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I might have out check. Oh you did it? Hurts

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<v Speaker 1>so bad? You did it? Not so good?

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<v Speaker 2>It feels so much better when you pop an ear

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<v Speaker 2>pimple hurts so good?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, babe, so good good. Sometimes I love don't

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<v Speaker 1>feel like it should. I actually like that song.

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<v Speaker 2>Today is Wednesday, May tenth, Yeah, five ten, five ten.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what they say May tenth? What do they

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<v Speaker 2>say about it?

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<v Speaker 1>May tenth? Okay? That day? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this this is a bull chat. This is a

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<v Speaker 2>podcast where we just talk about the things. Yes, things,

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<v Speaker 2>And this is what a stupid man box number four now?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, because the one that you just have me

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<v Speaker 2>plug in didn't work so well? Okay, what well this

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<v Speaker 2>is the new one. But I don't really get how

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<v Speaker 2>the new roadcaster works. I'm trying to learn, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>very confusing. I was telling Newman. It has a lot

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<v Speaker 2>more buttons and it's less user friendly. If you push

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<v Speaker 2>my chair down, I'm not going to be able to

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<v Speaker 2>talk into the micro You're so much taller than I know. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe you should fix that, not me.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that? That works? But now my legs don't

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<v Speaker 1>go under the table.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like an elementary school where they had a low

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<v Speaker 2>thing and you couldn't get your feet underneath it. Then

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<v Speaker 2>I ran through the sink because I wanted to wash

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<v Speaker 2>the board and I broke my nose because I slipped

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<v Speaker 2>on water with the big sponge. It's all flashbacks now

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<v Speaker 2>because you made me raise my chair. Yeah, the plight

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<v Speaker 2>of Scott, I just you know, everything is.

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<v Speaker 1>Just against you.

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<v Speaker 2>You know when the scissor would come out and they

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<v Speaker 2>didn't have the lefty ones. We talked about that, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know than the paste and the arts and crafts

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<v Speaker 2>with the big paint jug gosh, forgot flashbacks. Flashbacks, Yes, flashbacks, flashbacks.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ever have a classroom that had a bathroom

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<v Speaker 2>in it? My kindergarten class had a bathroom in it. No,

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<v Speaker 2>we didn't have that, and the toilet was like down here.

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<v Speaker 1>We went to.

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<v Speaker 2>Catholic school for the bathrooms.

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<v Speaker 1>For you.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to Catholic school pretty up from and the

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<v Speaker 2>one that I went to before I went to high school.

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<v Speaker 2>They didn't even have a gym. It was a gym materia.

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<v Speaker 2>They had a curtain that went across.

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<v Speaker 1>And the tables that came out. That was it.

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<v Speaker 2>The church had a granite fountain and all this other crap.

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<v Speaker 2>But let me tell you something. We didn't have a gym.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't have air conditioning. We have a million and

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<v Speaker 2>one things. But so explain to me because I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Are the teachers nuns? No, they're not.

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<v Speaker 1>I never.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. The only time I ever had someone like religious

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<v Speaker 2>was in my high school and they had brothers who

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<v Speaker 2>would teach.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but couldn't. Shouldn't a Catholic school be like hardcore?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Not for the most part. I mean it doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>have to be. Is it like a ges thing at

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<v Speaker 2>the beginning of every day? Instead of the pledge they

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<v Speaker 2>do Jesus, we love you?

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<v Speaker 1>No, you did both.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was just like you would pray before each class.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Do it right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I did, Father's Son, Holy Spirit.

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<v Speaker 1>I just crossed myself.

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<v Speaker 2>You did cross yourself. I think I went this way.

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<v Speaker 2>I went the wrong way, though, so did.

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<v Speaker 1>You were just touching a whole bunch of things. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I see people do that. And also with you, the.

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<v Speaker 2>One that I never understood, and I have to say,

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<v Speaker 2>was this one when you would do it like like

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<v Speaker 2>you you do like a cross on the head, across

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<v Speaker 2>I guess on the eyes, and then across on the mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>I never got that, so I would just kind of

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<v Speaker 2>like look around when it came to that part and

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<v Speaker 2>be like, yeah, cool. I only did a church thing

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<v Speaker 2>like once or twice. I had to go to some

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<v Speaker 2>kids what do they call it the dipping? What do

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<v Speaker 2>they call that dipping? A baptism?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know what to do because they and

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<v Speaker 2>they say if you if you don't want to come up,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't have to because I didn't know. I did

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<v Speaker 2>the also with you, but I didn't eat the cracker

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<v Speaker 2>or so you didn't receive the Eucharist. No, that's what

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<v Speaker 2>it's called. No, the cracker is Eucharist. Uh, it's the

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<v Speaker 2>Eucharistbisco make those nibisco does not, but actually there is.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw a video where the company that makes those

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<v Speaker 2>has like a monopoly on like the religious cracker market.

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<v Speaker 2>So I feel like I'm going to make a startup

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<v Speaker 2>that's a disruptor to this. There should just be a

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<v Speaker 2>company like Nibisco to just make Jesus crackers and they's

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<v Speaker 2>just be in the supermarket. Honestly, Bisco probably owns like

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<v Speaker 2>a subsidiary of that company and something Jesus. You will

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<v Speaker 2>loo get to it enough and they're like, oh wow,

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<v Speaker 2>this company makes like ten million dollars a year just

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<v Speaker 2>selling well, because it probably has to be some sort

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<v Speaker 2>of biscuit company that makes it. That's not just sure,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not just a Jesus crackery factory manhouse. They used

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<v Speaker 2>to do the bread. They used to do the bread,

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<v Speaker 2>and I loved the bread.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the bread?

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<v Speaker 2>So the bread can also be like the the the.

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<v Speaker 1>Body of Christ.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, But then I don't know why, but it was

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<v Speaker 2>like they just stopped doing it at our church. So

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<v Speaker 2>then it was like then you just got the cracker.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, but I want the bread because

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<v Speaker 2>the bread and the wine paired really well together. And

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<v Speaker 2>no it wasn't. But I mean the cracker gets like

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<v Speaker 2>very dry, very quick. They should have Jesus butter and

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<v Speaker 2>you should be able to please. What now you're entering sacrilege?

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<v Speaker 2>Why you don't spread him all over?

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<v Speaker 1>Why not you drink him?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you drink eat body in the blood here, spread Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't think I then eat them. Okay, what happened? Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're okay. Oh right, I don't see any

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<v Speaker 1>lightning or anything. Yet. Something will happen. There's something will

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<v Speaker 1>really electrocuted.

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<v Speaker 2>In here when this episode for some reason, Oh that's

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus calling Jesus just arrived. But yeah, we stopped going

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<v Speaker 2>to church pretty much after like fourth or fifth grade.

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<v Speaker 2>But then we went to Catholic school, so then you

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<v Speaker 2>would go to Mass every month, like once a month.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it, some people are hardcore.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just uh, we stopped going and then the

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<v Speaker 2>once a month, and I swear on this it was

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<v Speaker 2>like my worst nightmare ever because like I would look

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<v Speaker 2>around and you'd be seated with all the other classes, right,

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<v Speaker 2>so then you'd be with like kindergarteners and like seventh

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<v Speaker 2>graders and all these other classes, and without fail, the kindergarteners.

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<v Speaker 2>One of them would always puke at mass. Every time

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<v Speaker 2>you have I would always be like looking around like

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<v Speaker 2>it was my word. I was CIA surveillance. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>who's puke it today?

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<v Speaker 1>And why kids from eating the crash?

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<v Speaker 2>I have no no, because you had to be in

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<v Speaker 2>second grade or higher. But like little kids, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>nobody understands why. In like kindergarten, there's always that one

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<v Speaker 2>kid who's like sitting there is like.

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<v Speaker 1>And then here comes Smedley with the sawdust. Yes, every time.

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<v Speaker 1>He always terrified me so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Sley's not a good janitor. Name Smithley. I have a tissue, please,

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<v Speaker 2>my nose is dripping, But yeah, that happened pretty much,

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<v Speaker 2>thanks every time. So I would just be anxious. What

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<v Speaker 2>percentage of Catholic school is actually Catholic stuff? I mean

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<v Speaker 2>you have a religion class. Yeah, that's and then you

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<v Speaker 2>pray and that's about. Wow, you're so good at sports.

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<v Speaker 2>You pretty much those two things. Carlo's like, what's the

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<v Speaker 2>squirreling about? Yeah, I threw my tissue to the garbage

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<v Speaker 2>can and I missed well anyway, So yeah, we had

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<v Speaker 2>two classes religion class and then we had a mass

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<v Speaker 2>once a month and then you just prayed.

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<v Speaker 1>See.

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of wish we could have done that because

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<v Speaker 2>we had Hebrew School, which was three days a week

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<v Speaker 2>and it was after regular school. So after regular school

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<v Speaker 2>you had to go for two hours to Hebrew School

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<v Speaker 2>and you get a home until it was dark. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like the hell yeah no, and it's Sunday too. We

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<v Speaker 2>did not have that. It was all just built into one.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you, I got thrown out and we got no,

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't. We also got school ended early for us,

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<v Speaker 2>so like we would always have at least two weeks

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<v Speaker 2>on the public school for summer vacation. But I will say,

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<v Speaker 2>my friends in public school they say certain things now

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, I never learned that. Yeah, well they

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<v Speaker 2>were learning like all this crazy stuff in like fourth

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<v Speaker 2>and fifth grade, and yeah, it took us till like

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<v Speaker 2>about six or seventh for that. I mean they really

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<v Speaker 2>weren't class, you know, teaching about the et trog and

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<v Speaker 2>the you love whatever that's those the thing. And like

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<v Speaker 2>someone backed their chair into the wall, made a hole

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<v Speaker 2>in the wall through the plaster, and we just started

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<v Speaker 2>throwing Sylvanian family toys in there. So we had a

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<v Speaker 2>whole world of Sylvanian Family in the Wall? What Sylvanian Family? Literally,

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<v Speaker 2>you're just talking like I love when you say that,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like you're just talking to yourself. It's an

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<v Speaker 2>eighties toy, along with like the Strawberry Shortcakes and the

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<v Speaker 2>Munchichi Dog. It was Thenian fans.

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<v Speaker 1>The Sylvanian Family.

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<v Speaker 2>It didn't really take off that well, but if you

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<v Speaker 2>could google it or look at it on YouTube, Sylvanian

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<v Speaker 2>Family to collect and love and they were like these

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<v Speaker 2>little characters, and we pretended that they were all living

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<v Speaker 2>in the wall because there was a hole in the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I got suspended for throwing Sweet and Low

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<v Speaker 2>packets out the window. I there's just so much in

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<v Speaker 2>there that I feel to peel it apart. We need

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<v Speaker 2>like a double header of a like a bull Chat episode,

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm just gonna keep moving.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, do you know I went for a massage yesterday?

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<v Speaker 1>You did? Well? Yeah, what part of your body?

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<v Speaker 2>We're recording this on Tuesday, so I don't care. But

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<v Speaker 2>so yesterday I said, it was like a treat myself day.

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<v Speaker 2>All I wanted when we were on vacation a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of weeks ago was a massage that's all I wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a full body.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted a message, my back, just everything. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just an hour of not doing anything, and that's all

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>Balls out the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't. I keep my underwear on. If I'm

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<v Speaker 2>being honest, Well, I'm glad you're being honest. But says

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<v Speaker 2>you who probably is like a never nude and shows

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<v Speaker 2>up and is like, here's I'm just gonna lay it down.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not my back. I'm not a massage guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm typically not.

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<v Speaker 2>But I told you when I went on the cruise,

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<v Speaker 2>I got the massage because you know, they offered it

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<v Speaker 2>up and I'm like, all right, I'll take it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and I said I did. It wasn't really. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>do you do underwear?

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<v Speaker 1>No underwear? She's like want whatever you want? Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>so what did you do? I was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Free balling whatever took him out. But then I was nervous,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, because I didn't want to. I was scared

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<v Speaker 2>to turn over. You know when she what well, because

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<v Speaker 2>you know when she's like, all right, turnover. I told

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<v Speaker 2>this story on the air. Is it like I have

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<v Speaker 2>that one person that I think of, So you know

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<v Speaker 2>like that doesn't happen, you know, And so when I

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<v Speaker 2>knew that the back was nearing the end, I was

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<v Speaker 2>thinking of that person a lot, so I wouldn't have

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<v Speaker 2>a problem when I turned over. Well, I have to

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<v Speaker 2>say what, I just kept my underwear on because I

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<v Speaker 2>just knew I just wanted my back massage the crap

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<v Speaker 2>out of so I went. I treated myself to that,

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<v Speaker 2>did some hot yoga afterwards. It was literally the perfect day.

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<v Speaker 2>And I have never done a self care day. I've

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<v Speaker 2>never even been someone even say self care day. I

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<v Speaker 2>always thought it was stupid. But I really got myself

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<v Speaker 2>a massage, I saved some time for myself, and I

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<v Speaker 2>really had like the best day ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Good for you. Is there a picture of you with

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<v Speaker 1>like cucumber slices on your eyes?

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<v Speaker 2>No, because it was deep tissue. So if anything, it

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<v Speaker 2>was just me. I don't say that. I don't like that,

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<v Speaker 2>so she no, I don't like it. Here, No, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like it. They gave me like the baby massage,

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<v Speaker 2>so they sweet it down. They're like, please, you found

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<v Speaker 2>out that that's a Swedish massage. To me, I always

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<v Speaker 2>thought Swedish people, I don't know. I just pictured like boo.

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<v Speaker 2>They like it hard and they get I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>they get in there, but no deep tissues the one

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta deal. So I did it deep tissue massage

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<v Speaker 2>and it was transform a take glad for you, because

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<v Speaker 2>it hurts me and I wind up hurting after the fact.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like this good pain. No it's not. The definition

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<v Speaker 2>of pain is not good. It is No, there's no

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<v Speaker 2>good exercise. The reason why you feel sore afterwards is

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<v Speaker 2>because your body is like rebuilding itself. You have to

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<v Speaker 2>have pain to like get your game.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's not good pain. Good pain, no pain. No

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<v Speaker 1>one's saying it's good pain you did.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying it's good that you have the pain.

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<v Speaker 1>That's who pleasure, not pain. But if all workouts were.

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<v Speaker 2>Pleasure and then you just walked around afterwards like yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it can't work out.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it, But you just said there was good pain,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't believe there is. It is because it

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<v Speaker 1>has the good results. Look at that ZiT on my arm.

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<v Speaker 2>I have never seen like an arm pimple It hurts

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<v Speaker 2>so bad and I put my arm like on it,

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<v Speaker 2>an arm rest in it. Whatever, Why don't you pop it? Hurt. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't pop them. When they're ready to go, they go.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the body just doing it. What can't relate the

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<v Speaker 2>minute I see when I'm like get out of here,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I like scratch my face up and I

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<v Speaker 2>look terror right, that's scars. You got scars everywhere. The

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<v Speaker 2>scars to You're beautiful, but there's scars. Nonetheless, they're under

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<v Speaker 2>your propicia. Oh okay, No, let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 2>Rip off of the century didn't work so well, did it?

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<v Speaker 2>It didn't and it makes me sad. But I will

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<v Speaker 2>say I now have one follicle. One out of all

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<v Speaker 2>this cream that I've been using now for like two

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<v Speaker 2>three months, I have one follicle on the patch now,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's so stupid looking because everything it's like a

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<v Speaker 2>floating Did you see Foe?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember haushy poor? Why would I know what

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<v Speaker 1>hashy pour is? What is hashy poor?

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<v Speaker 2>Before the age of Instagram and Facebook ads, there were

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<v Speaker 2>infomercials on TV constantly. I mean there's still some, but

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they were like they were rampant, and there

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<v Speaker 2>was this this British guy who sold this hashypoor cream

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<v Speaker 2>and it would just make everything disappear like that. There

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<v Speaker 2>would be a bowl of ink and he would put

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<v Speaker 2>this shit in there and all of a sudden, the

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<v Speaker 2>water would be clear. And it was the biggest scam ever.

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<v Speaker 2>So I bought like a six pack of it because

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<v Speaker 2>Hashi poor clean everything. I wish I wish I had

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<v Speaker 2>any idea how to spell it. You could actually look

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<v Speaker 2>up the infomercial it was. It was this guy like that.

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<v Speaker 2>He did so many different infomercial like he was the

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<v Speaker 2>famous infomercial guy in the in the late eighties, early nineties.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know, I wish I could explain it better.

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<v Speaker 2>Hashi pour cream on YouTube. I'm no, it's like an

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<v Speaker 2>old old British dude. Well the way that I'm spelling it,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like, is it Hashi or hush It's hushy, hushy,

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<v Speaker 2>hushy poor hushy. I don't know why I remember that.

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<v Speaker 2>I just remember ordering it. I was like, mah, this

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<v Speaker 2>is so cool. Look at this. It gets the stains out,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. Like there'd be like a white sofa with

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<v Speaker 2>like with tar on it and he would just rub

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<v Speaker 2>this cream on it and it would magically go away.

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<v Speaker 1>Was Faara faucet in the commercial.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was this, this skinny British dude that you

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<v Speaker 2>could probably kick his ass. Usually the minute I searched

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<v Speaker 2>something that you mentioned, I can find it. But hushi

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<v Speaker 2>pour is basically impossible to find. Yeah, I just don't

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how to spell it at all. Hashi

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<v Speaker 2>for commercial. Yeah, let's see Amazing Discoveries.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that sounds that sounds possible. HP nine thousand, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're getting close.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, cream infomercial guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is this it? Yes, yeah, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Amazing Discoveries, right, HP nine thousand, ninety Yeah, but it

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<v Speaker 2>was called hashi for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, okay, we're gonna show the video discover how to

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<v Speaker 1>make people can't hear it? They could hear, they can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, now, so it's called HP nine thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Levy would bring this guy up. Yeah, he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>he reminds me of the nook. Keep it on.

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<v Speaker 2>He reminds me of the supermarket sweep guy. Wait till

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<v Speaker 2>the British guy comes out. We'll get back to this

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<v Speaker 2>after this break.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, and we're back. Okay, we're back.

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<v Speaker 2>Hush pour. Yes, it must have been too hard for

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<v Speaker 2>them to pronounce so they change it to HP because

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<v Speaker 2>they fast forward to the guy, the British dude.

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<v Speaker 1>He comes running out okay, like he's on a game show.

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<v Speaker 2>Me. Yes, yes, I am shocked how well he remembered

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<v Speaker 2>this conversion.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, looks like a surf English smurff.

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<v Speaker 1>Girls, girls working in.

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<v Speaker 3>Ares work with that they used these days.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, a motor anyway, guys would be the anyway. That

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<v Speaker 2>crap didn't work at all. It didn't work. It just

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<v Speaker 2>made Wow, look at what Hashi por it is made

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<v Speaker 2>worse it did. Yeah, it was terrible. It's the worst

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<v Speaker 2>product ever. I am shocked. I just can't believe it

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<v Speaker 2>was called HP nine because I guess nobody could pronounce

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<v Speaker 2>it or spell, so they changed it to HP. Well, truly,

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<v Speaker 2>when you were mentioning like Hashi Poor, I just kept

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<v Speaker 2>looking it up and I'm like, what is this man

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<v Speaker 2>talking about? It's it's It's really weird how certain things

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<v Speaker 2>just stick in my brain, and that was one of them.

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<v Speaker 2>And HP nine thousand replaces, Oh god, they really made

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<v Speaker 2>some claims with this. Replaces scrub soft, scrub Comet, chlorox

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<v Speaker 2>mop and glow Windex everything. I guarantee you that's the

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<v Speaker 2>tubes of craft that they sell now, Oh, okay, it

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<v Speaker 2>was called hasher Purr.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, then when they pronounced it was s c h.

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<v Speaker 2>E r p u r. Okay, hush hushy perr. It

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<v Speaker 2>was haushy pour. That's how they pronounced it on TV. Anyway, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>we can call this number. Do you think it's still works?

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't. I really don't hold up. Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so you would buy. They claimed that this product would

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<v Speaker 2>just just everything everything, Yeah, just vanish.

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<v Speaker 1>Really yep, ink.

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<v Speaker 2>Tar, motor, mechanic, motor mechanic oil, hair dye, food, coloring.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like everything. But at the same time, was

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<v Speaker 2>a cleaner.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, sharpie marker. No, it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really not a soap. He was just demonstrating

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<v Speaker 2>on his hand like that how the grease would just

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<v Speaker 2>go away. But if you could clean motor oil off

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<v Speaker 2>your hands, then that's a cleaner.

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<v Speaker 1>But it would just vanish. But no scam.

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<v Speaker 2>Scam sounds like a big scam.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>All those overnight infomercials, Oh my god, there were so

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<v Speaker 2>many of them. Yeah, Like I was like growing up

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<v Speaker 2>in the age of infomercials. Yeah, like they were NonStop.

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<v Speaker 2>They would buy huge like blocks of time. I just

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<v Speaker 2>had the middle of the night magazines. I just remember,

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<v Speaker 2>like zoo animals, the ones that had the different colors

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<v Speaker 2>that you'd always see in your dentist or doctor's office.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that one.

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<v Speaker 2>They'd always be like, oh, get your zoo animal thing.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we get pickles is great. I don't know

0:18:15.640 --> 0:18:18.400
<v Speaker 2>what sweet pickles. We talked about the sweet pickles bus everything,

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<v Speaker 2>sweet pickles bus everything. Yes, oh my god, the sweet

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<v Speaker 2>pickles bus everything. We've talked about it before. Well maybe

0:18:24.200 --> 0:18:26.719
<v Speaker 2>we did, like forty two weeks ago. But I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 2>that the Andrew of today does not remember this.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course you don't. We all know why.

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<v Speaker 2>We all know why, you know. And then they had

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<v Speaker 2>the We talked about how they had the cat in

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<v Speaker 2>the hat books in the doctor's office, and there was

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<v Speaker 2>the tear out cards in the middle. Yes, and you

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<v Speaker 2>could send it away for free whatever the hell? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>and you get a free bag and Highlights magazine. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>love Highlightsighlights. I actually still get Highlights, Uh sent to me. No,

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<v Speaker 2>not the magazine. They like the pitch to buy it.

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<v Speaker 2>You think about you just sitting home be the gay Highlights.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'll tell you. I used to.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to get highlights for Cooper and I would

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<v Speaker 2>love when it came they hit pictures. What was my favorite?

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<v Speaker 2>Find this banana? You know there was like a list

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<v Speaker 2>of like ten hidden there. You'd be like, I will

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<v Speaker 2>find it a circle and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'd ruin it for everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that was the problem with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like magazines in like doctors and dentist's office is that,

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<v Speaker 2>like they leave them out there and it's community, right, ew.

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<v Speaker 1>Says you.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've learned a lot about your eating habits and

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<v Speaker 2>how you eat things recently that when you say like

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<v Speaker 2>a community magazine is ew, I saw you eat corn

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<v Speaker 2>out of a tin last week before anybody else got

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<v Speaker 2>the corn. You're scooping it with your chip, like oh

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<v Speaker 2>mm everything. But yet you're the same person. Oh, community

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<v Speaker 2>magazine standards.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they can't touch that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm just saying I think that they plant them

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<v Speaker 2>in doctor's office like that so they get covered in

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<v Speaker 2>germs from all these sick people so they have more business.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, right, makes sense, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you putting all your germs into the corn doesn't help.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of germs? I took a chip from the

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<v Speaker 1>container and I picked corn up with it like salsa.

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<v Speaker 2>If I did that and you watched me do that,

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<v Speaker 2>you would have been like, dude, No, it was just

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<v Speaker 2>saggy ball hands.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? It was a scooper.

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<v Speaker 2>It was you don't drink from someone else's cureig And

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<v Speaker 2>yet you're like mister class and fine etiquette with your

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<v Speaker 2>pinky up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I can't turn it out of a cure. Somebody

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<v Speaker 1>dipped their balls in it, and yet you're like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Chips out of it, putting your hands in hand jamming

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<v Speaker 2>the whole nine yards.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I took the one from the top. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't how you supposed to? How are you supposed to.

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<v Speaker 2>Take chips out of an open container? It wasn't like

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<v Speaker 2>it was in a bag. It was a big All

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying is there's a plot hole. There's some plotholes

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<v Speaker 2>to your logic. That's how I'm saying. Tell me how

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<v Speaker 2>you're supposed to take chips out of an open container?

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<v Speaker 2>How there's no scooper, there's no tongs. You could have

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<v Speaker 2>gotten them. You could have gotten it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, there's nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>If you can deal with that, then you can deal

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<v Speaker 2>with hand jamming.

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<v Speaker 1>A No, yes, there was no hand. I didn't jam

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<v Speaker 1>a hand. It's an open bag.

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<v Speaker 2>I took the top chip with my finger and touched

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<v Speaker 2>only you took the many chips that's the top. He

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<v Speaker 2>went in there afterwards, and you still took chips.

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<v Speaker 1>Right because I only touched what I took.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know that because by the time I go

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<v Speaker 2>back in to take chips, I've already the first level

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<v Speaker 2>could have been eliminated, and now.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just touching it. Where's the theme song? What theme song?

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<v Speaker 1>You said chips like fifteen times?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, your logic just has potholes, that's all I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to say.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine. I'm full of holes. I'm Swiss cheese, Andrews.

0:21:26.840 --> 0:21:28.800
<v Speaker 1>That's me. I actually dislike Swiss cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>Litt. I love Swiss, and it's weird because you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I like Swiss with lots of holes. The more holes

0:21:33.760 --> 0:21:35.879
<v Speaker 2>the better. But if you think about it, you're getting

0:21:35.920 --> 0:21:38.200
<v Speaker 2>less cheese the more holes there are. Like, I feel

0:21:38.200 --> 0:21:39.720
<v Speaker 2>like I get jipped if I buy a package of

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<v Speaker 2>Swiss cheese and there's no holes in it.

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<v Speaker 1>But when you think about it, it's less cheese. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, I know you're right. All right, because

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<v Speaker 2>I buy the little Cracker slices. Yeah, you know, the

0:21:53.240 --> 0:21:57.000
<v Speaker 2>little the thing it's pre sliced, and I'm like, there's

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<v Speaker 2>hardly any holes in this cheese. I just don't like

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<v Speaker 2>Swiss im. I don't like Swiss. I love Swiss, I

0:22:02.680 --> 0:22:04.800
<v Speaker 2>don't like Swiss, and I don't like blue. Oh, I

0:22:04.800 --> 0:22:09.040
<v Speaker 2>hate blue blue cheese discussed. I hate blue cheese, I

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<v Speaker 2>hate feta cheese, I hate any crumbles. Feta cheese is

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<v Speaker 2>delicious and that's a sin. Same family though, Uh what

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<v Speaker 2>crumble cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>They're in the Crumbles family. Crumbles, yes, right, what is

0:22:23.440 --> 0:22:26.760
<v Speaker 1>the Crumbles man? Now, I'm just picturing blue cheese and

0:22:26.760 --> 0:22:28.600
<v Speaker 1>feta are in the same Crumples family.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't remember cheese kids? Eighties toys, God, they were

0:22:32.720 --> 0:22:33.600
<v Speaker 2>part of the Crumbles.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate it.

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<v Speaker 2>For a honker a hunk a full of cheese, we

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<v Speaker 2>did that, remember that was the eighties PSA. Yeah, then

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<v Speaker 2>I still remember cheese in a can and that made

0:22:41.680 --> 0:22:44.280
<v Speaker 2>me almost want to vomit. They still make it. They

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<v Speaker 2>cannot do it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's cheese product.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just something about the texture of it just was

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<v Speaker 2>so off putting to me, and the taste felt like

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<v Speaker 2>I was just like an easy mac. It's fine because

0:22:55.160 --> 0:22:57.160
<v Speaker 2>it mixes hime with the pasta and I can get

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<v Speaker 2>over it. But just like straight from the canned cheese,

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<v Speaker 2>I just can't. I was never a gouy cheese guy.

0:23:02.480 --> 0:23:05.760
<v Speaker 2>It always had to be solid. I love no. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, brie is like the smell. Oh no, that's

0:23:09.200 --> 0:23:12.240
<v Speaker 2>blue cheese. It's all it's bree too. Yeah, with that

0:23:12.280 --> 0:23:14.400
<v Speaker 2>goo and then the you dip it in other goose.

0:23:14.480 --> 0:23:18.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, bree cheese, especially if it's melted. Oh

0:23:18.320 --> 0:23:23.359
<v Speaker 2>my god. I like making bree bites. You get a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of dough, you roll it out and you

0:23:24.880 --> 0:23:26.200
<v Speaker 2>put a piece of brea in there and you get

0:23:26.200 --> 0:23:28.680
<v Speaker 2>some jam. Look, I'm not gonna yuck. You're yum because

0:23:28.720 --> 0:23:32.040
<v Speaker 2>everybody likes different things. Yeah, I'm not a fan. That's fine,

0:23:32.119 --> 0:23:36.120
<v Speaker 2>not a fan. You enjoy your your stinky cheese. You're

0:23:36.160 --> 0:23:37.879
<v Speaker 2>stinky gooy che I'll never forget in the old in

0:23:37.920 --> 0:23:39.560
<v Speaker 2>the old radio station, not even try back at the

0:23:39.560 --> 0:23:41.440
<v Speaker 2>one before that. In Jersey City, there was a dude

0:23:41.480 --> 0:23:43.200
<v Speaker 2>named Biggie wh worked in the promotions department.

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<v Speaker 1>Loved him.

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<v Speaker 2>We all we we like did crazy pranks on everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>All the time. I have video the whole nine yards,

0:23:49.040 --> 0:23:51.000
<v Speaker 2>you know, because that was I was that guy. And

0:23:51.040 --> 0:23:52.840
<v Speaker 2>so one of these companies came up and brought all

0:23:52.920 --> 0:23:55.280
<v Speaker 2>kinds of cheeses one morning because Elvis had praised cheeses

0:23:55.320 --> 0:23:57.280
<v Speaker 2>that day, you know, and they brought all this stuff

0:23:57.440 --> 0:23:59.000
<v Speaker 2>and there was a brie. You know it's in that

0:23:59.080 --> 0:24:01.200
<v Speaker 2>paper whatever. So there was a brie and it was

0:24:01.240 --> 0:24:03.800
<v Speaker 2>like half eaten. So we went and we pulled out

0:24:03.840 --> 0:24:08.000
<v Speaker 2>his computer keyboard and underneath the thing went. We just

0:24:08.040 --> 0:24:11.520
<v Speaker 2>stuck it on the bottom, oh for three days, and

0:24:11.560 --> 0:24:13.399
<v Speaker 2>it's he came in on Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>It smelled so bad. Okay, he had no idea where

0:24:17.960 --> 0:24:18.280
<v Speaker 1>it was.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't this is making me what to get sick?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he pulled it off the bottom of his

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<v Speaker 2>computers and he ran it, you remember, baldfree Gronni ran

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<v Speaker 2>it to his office and just stuck in.

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<v Speaker 1>Good times.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta show you the video, I really, you know what,

0:24:34.520 --> 0:24:36.560
<v Speaker 2>I think that a good idea would be for me

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<v Speaker 2>to take all these video clips from back in the

0:24:38.560 --> 0:24:40.400
<v Speaker 2>day of all this crazy crap that we did around

0:24:40.400 --> 0:24:43.400
<v Speaker 2>the ratation. Because I asked the chief engineer, he said,

0:24:43.400 --> 0:24:45.760
<v Speaker 2>the statute of limitations has run out, so we can't

0:24:45.760 --> 0:24:47.639
<v Speaker 2>get we can't get in trouble for things that we

0:24:47.680 --> 0:24:50.000
<v Speaker 2>did in a building that we no longer own or occupy.

0:24:50.320 --> 0:24:52.600
<v Speaker 2>So I want to start posting clips because I think

0:24:52.600 --> 0:24:54.719
<v Speaker 2>that they would do very well. And now, back then,

0:24:54.760 --> 0:24:56.199
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, let's put him on YouTube. If

0:24:56.240 --> 0:24:58.960
<v Speaker 2>we make little short TikTok things of all the ridiculous

0:24:58.960 --> 0:25:01.480
<v Speaker 2>stuff that we did in the nineties and early two thousands,

0:25:01.640 --> 0:25:04.000
<v Speaker 2>I think they'd be huge. I don't disagree, right, I'll

0:25:04.000 --> 0:25:06.520
<v Speaker 2>get millions of views on that. All right, Well, we'll

0:25:06.560 --> 0:25:11.679
<v Speaker 2>be right back right after this break again. There was

0:25:11.680 --> 0:25:15.120
<v Speaker 2>no commercial there, There was there downs anyway, Actually they

0:25:15.119 --> 0:25:18.680
<v Speaker 2>both were the same twice. Anyway, what I was going

0:25:18.760 --> 0:25:22.560
<v Speaker 2>to say was I watched Inside Edition the other day. Yes,

0:25:22.680 --> 0:25:25.480
<v Speaker 2>Deborah normal everything CBS.

0:25:25.119 --> 0:25:29.800
<v Speaker 1>And it's not CBS. It's syndicated. Learn Oh so.

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<v Speaker 2>Stupid Inside Edition syndicated, you fool. Anyway, it's so different

0:25:36.760 --> 0:25:38.760
<v Speaker 2>than how our show could be on stations that are

0:25:38.840 --> 0:25:40.400
<v Speaker 2>other than iHeart stations.

0:25:40.000 --> 0:25:45.200
<v Speaker 1>True true true syndications. I learn about it, manager of manager.

0:25:45.280 --> 0:25:47.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let me learn about Inside Edition syndication rates because

0:25:47.920 --> 0:25:51.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm the operations manager of an iHeart Radio top forty station.

0:25:51.800 --> 0:25:53.920
<v Speaker 1>But it's a syndicated show. You yeah, you should know

0:25:53.920 --> 0:25:55.240
<v Speaker 1>how that works, but you should.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks to you go on normal Okay anyway, and the

0:26:00.920 --> 0:26:06.879
<v Speaker 2>car affair what iovich okay back in the day? Great,

0:26:07.040 --> 0:26:08.760
<v Speaker 2>you remember? Now, go ahead, I'll give them to find

0:26:08.760 --> 0:26:13.879
<v Speaker 2>the look. Anyway, So there was a video out and

0:26:13.920 --> 0:26:15.520
<v Speaker 2>this girl got pied in the face.

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<v Speaker 1>That hurt.

0:26:17.040 --> 0:26:19.320
<v Speaker 2>But can I tell you something. The whole segment was

0:26:19.359 --> 0:26:23.080
<v Speaker 2>about like how TikTok like unleashes on this woman's husband

0:26:23.280 --> 0:26:27.199
<v Speaker 2>because of this awful like pie caking video. And I'm like,

0:26:27.440 --> 0:26:29.360
<v Speaker 2>have we really reached the point where if you cake

0:26:29.440 --> 0:26:33.080
<v Speaker 2>somebody it's like triggering to them and they're sad, and

0:26:33.119 --> 0:26:35.879
<v Speaker 2>it's like, oh my god, that's abuse, Like we should

0:26:35.880 --> 0:26:38.560
<v Speaker 2>calm that down. Well, here's the thing about pieing people

0:26:38.560 --> 0:26:40.840
<v Speaker 2>in a face. People think that it's all like okay,

0:26:40.880 --> 0:26:42.680
<v Speaker 2>so you go to a carnival or something, right, and

0:26:42.720 --> 0:26:43.240
<v Speaker 2>there's like some.

0:26:43.200 --> 0:26:46.480
<v Speaker 1>Adults whip cream. There's like the principles like okay, I

0:26:46.520 --> 0:26:47.960
<v Speaker 1>got pied to the face for donation.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm basically I just want to know what

0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:54.040
<v Speaker 2>time period you're in.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna pie the principle.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna get some donations, like substantisically well, a bad camp.

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<v Speaker 1>Hope we can make it. The big ski trips coming up.

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<v Speaker 2>We gotta we gotta pie a principle anyway, So kids

0:27:08.800 --> 0:27:12.040
<v Speaker 2>know nothing about life, you know, and so they have

0:27:12.119 --> 0:27:13.880
<v Speaker 2>a stack of pie tins, you know that they buy

0:27:14.040 --> 0:27:17.879
<v Speaker 2>the supermarket. This is the shallow pythons and they just

0:27:17.920 --> 0:27:20.320
<v Speaker 2>pray with cream in it. Okay, your natural instinct when

0:27:20.359 --> 0:27:22.520
<v Speaker 2>you it's not a cake. Well, it is a thin

0:27:22.600 --> 0:27:24.920
<v Speaker 2>layer of whip cream. So they go boom and they

0:27:24.960 --> 0:27:27.120
<v Speaker 2>break their nose because they push so hard.

0:27:27.200 --> 0:27:29.719
<v Speaker 1>It's not a they I think a bloody nose is

0:27:29.760 --> 0:27:33.159
<v Speaker 1>in the pie tin. When was this? It happens all

0:27:33.160 --> 0:27:33.600
<v Speaker 1>the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, this is another museum. What happens all the time?

0:27:38.560 --> 0:27:41.720
<v Speaker 2>The pie cake mystery, bloody noses all around the country.

0:27:41.720 --> 0:27:44.200
<v Speaker 2>It's a shallow pie tin and just a thin layer

0:27:44.200 --> 0:27:47.919
<v Speaker 2>of cream. The kids go boom and it's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Shallow. Make it to the ski trip now, Principal Duppy's hurt.

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<v Speaker 2>Now they're gonna pay medical bills with the donations. There's

0:27:55.680 --> 0:27:59.960
<v Speaker 2>no insurance of that. Fair, stupid fair. When was the

0:28:00.080 --> 0:28:02.320
<v Speaker 2>last time you saw someone get pied this way?

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<v Speaker 1>Is my question. I see it all the time. You

0:28:04.160 --> 0:28:07.960
<v Speaker 1>see it all the time in one world any time?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it pie?

0:28:08.640 --> 0:28:11.280
<v Speaker 2>Whip cream pie facing. It happens all the time. I

0:28:11.320 --> 0:28:14.400
<v Speaker 2>see it constantly, jam it in their face really hard.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, what's going on. We're checking your stay. My stage's fine.

0:28:19.240 --> 0:28:20.440
<v Speaker 1>We're in the middle of talking about.

0:28:20.320 --> 0:28:23.119
<v Speaker 2>The last time you saw someone get pied, so enjoyed.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, No, I have a question, and this is true.

0:28:26.280 --> 0:28:28.320
<v Speaker 1>This is true. So you know, you know, like some

0:28:28.359 --> 0:28:29.960
<v Speaker 1>principal would be in some charity, they.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, pie the principle in the face for a charity,

0:28:32.920 --> 0:28:35.840
<v Speaker 4>you know, and so they'll get a pie tin and

0:28:35.840 --> 0:28:37.920
<v Speaker 4>the kids are stupid high school kids and go boom

0:28:38.160 --> 0:28:40.440
<v Speaker 4>and they break the nose because it's such as it.

0:28:40.480 --> 0:28:42.680
<v Speaker 1>Did that to my one teacher in high school. Right,

0:28:42.840 --> 0:28:44.440
<v Speaker 1>you think you could jam it so hard, but it's

0:28:44.440 --> 0:28:45.400
<v Speaker 1>like this much whip creamy.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, did you break the principles?

0:28:47.800 --> 0:28:51.680
<v Speaker 1>And I didn't do that, But I'm telling you what

0:28:51.720 --> 0:28:52.480
<v Speaker 1>happens frequently.

0:28:52.760 --> 0:28:55.320
<v Speaker 2>How you keep You're saying this like there's an epidemic

0:28:55.600 --> 0:28:56.040
<v Speaker 2>going on.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just broken noses. They gets a cake and I

0:29:00.120 --> 0:29:02.160
<v Speaker 1>can do that. You can't do that. It's not like

0:29:02.160 --> 0:29:03.840
<v Speaker 1>Steve i Oki. It's not a thing. It's it's a

0:29:03.840 --> 0:29:04.640
<v Speaker 1>thin little thing.

0:29:04.880 --> 0:29:13.280
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, what you this isn't This is happening all the time.

0:29:14.160 --> 0:29:15.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay, it happens more than you know.

0:29:16.200 --> 0:29:20.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll go with that. Okay, So a current affair,

0:29:20.400 --> 0:29:21.680
<v Speaker 2>here's the here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>How did we get back to the affair? You remember that?

0:29:25.520 --> 0:29:29.520
<v Speaker 1>Because yeah, there was an eighties thing. It was oh cool.

0:29:29.640 --> 0:29:31.080
<v Speaker 1>That thing scared me. He listened again.

0:29:32.400 --> 0:29:33.520
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like space mountain.

0:29:33.600 --> 0:29:35.520
<v Speaker 4>And then more poets would come on tonight on a

0:29:35.600 --> 0:29:38.080
<v Speaker 4>current affair, principal gets pied with a broken nose.

0:29:39.160 --> 0:29:40.360
<v Speaker 1>That that's what. That's that.

0:29:40.880 --> 0:29:44.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I really want one of our listeners if you've

0:29:45.000 --> 0:29:47.480
<v Speaker 2>been pied and broken your nose gonna comment.

0:29:47.600 --> 0:29:49.040
<v Speaker 1>You'll see, yeah, you'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>Every time I say something that you think is ridiculous,

0:29:51.200 --> 0:29:54.520
<v Speaker 2>they're like, oh yeah, that happened to me. But it's

0:29:54.600 --> 0:29:57.280
<v Speaker 2>just the way you phrase it so like nonchalantly, like

0:29:58.440 --> 0:30:02.160
<v Speaker 2>people are pyeing the prince and bloody noses in the pies.

0:30:02.280 --> 0:30:06.000
<v Speaker 1>It happens every day. You think it happens every day.

0:30:06.080 --> 0:30:06.400
<v Speaker 1>I do.

0:30:07.320 --> 0:30:12.040
<v Speaker 2>Shut your mouth, you think a principle gets pied in

0:30:12.080 --> 0:30:14.120
<v Speaker 2>the faces. There's a lot of principles in this country,

0:30:14.400 --> 0:30:17.120
<v Speaker 2>thousands and so every day.

0:30:17.080 --> 0:30:22.000
<v Speaker 1>There's a principle walking and risking their lives their nose. Yeah,

0:30:22.040 --> 0:30:23.880
<v Speaker 1>because a student is going to come and.

0:30:23.840 --> 0:30:25.600
<v Speaker 2>Pie that's right in the face. Do you know much

0:30:25.640 --> 0:30:27.240
<v Speaker 2>rhino plastic happens because of pies.

0:30:27.480 --> 0:30:31.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm done with you. Do what I've done. Okay, this

0:30:32.040 --> 0:30:36.720
<v Speaker 1>is the dumbest thing you've ever said. Listen, if it

0:30:36.760 --> 0:30:40.320
<v Speaker 1>crosses my mind, it's happened. I'm telling you.

0:30:40.400 --> 0:30:43.240
<v Speaker 2>I don't just think if things didn't happen, it's happened.

0:30:43.840 --> 0:30:45.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying it hasn't happened.

0:30:45.320 --> 0:30:47.240
<v Speaker 1>I trust me. It's just the rate at which you

0:30:47.320 --> 0:30:50.680
<v Speaker 1>think a principle a day. That's three hundred and sixty

0:30:50.680 --> 0:30:52.240
<v Speaker 1>five principles a year.

0:30:52.480 --> 0:30:55.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, three sixty six on a leap, ear all getting

0:30:55.960 --> 0:30:59.960
<v Speaker 2>their nose is broken because of a pie. Yeah yeah, look,

0:31:00.280 --> 0:31:03.320
<v Speaker 2>pie and face turns bad. Nose might be broke pie

0:31:03.320 --> 0:31:06.560
<v Speaker 2>and face or maybe a broken nose. Can't believe my eyes. Okay,

0:31:06.400 --> 0:31:09.920
<v Speaker 2>the distance between these two so many years, there's so

0:31:09.960 --> 0:31:10.840
<v Speaker 2>many of them.

0:31:11.120 --> 0:31:11.720
<v Speaker 1>It happened.

0:31:11.760 --> 0:31:17.160
<v Speaker 2>See again, you just because they posted videos five years apart.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't mean it happens on the daily. No, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>do that. Why you really.

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<v Speaker 2>Think three hundred and sixty five principles a year get pied, yes,

0:31:26.840 --> 0:31:28.720
<v Speaker 2>and break their nose. Maybe they don't get injured, but

0:31:28.720 --> 0:31:33.200
<v Speaker 2>they go oh because because they hit their nose too hard.

0:31:33.360 --> 0:31:35.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it gets broken or bloody all the time.

0:31:35.440 --> 0:31:37.040
<v Speaker 2>But the bar is in hell at this point, we

0:31:37.040 --> 0:31:39.240
<v Speaker 2>could just keep going. No. No, what I meant to

0:31:39.280 --> 0:31:42.680
<v Speaker 2>say was they lightly touched and they go out.

0:31:42.760 --> 0:31:45.080
<v Speaker 1>Dude, kids use such force because like, yeah, I'm gonna

0:31:45.080 --> 0:31:52.640
<v Speaker 1>get them boom, And he's like, okay, fine, fine, just

0:31:52.720 --> 0:31:54.840
<v Speaker 1>admit that. It's a little bit of an exaggeration, not

0:31:54.880 --> 0:31:55.440
<v Speaker 1>far fetched.

0:31:55.480 --> 0:31:58.960
<v Speaker 2>Do I think two or maybe one to like one

0:31:59.040 --> 0:32:03.920
<v Speaker 2>to five people a year? No, a week probably, yes,

0:32:04.040 --> 0:32:06.200
<v Speaker 2>just Ferris and festivals every weekend at every part of

0:32:06.200 --> 0:32:06.760
<v Speaker 2>this country.

0:32:07.520 --> 0:32:09.520
<v Speaker 1>There's hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of festivals.

0:32:09.520 --> 0:32:11.480
<v Speaker 2>When was the last time you saw someone getting pied

0:32:11.520 --> 0:32:14.280
<v Speaker 2>in the face, Like, let's just step back, okay, when

0:32:14.320 --> 0:32:18.440
<v Speaker 2>was the last time last year where at my daughter's

0:32:18.440 --> 0:32:20.880
<v Speaker 2>school did they break their nose? I'm not aware. I

0:32:20.960 --> 0:32:22.760
<v Speaker 2>wasn't there, So that's one but I bet I got

0:32:22.760 --> 0:32:25.680
<v Speaker 2>injured before that. When was the last time a.

0:32:25.680 --> 0:32:27.680
<v Speaker 1>Year before that? Because every year at school has.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyone broken their nose at any of these assembly I'm

0:32:29.920 --> 0:32:33.360
<v Speaker 2>going to say probably, I don't recall, but I know

0:32:33.400 --> 0:32:33.840
<v Speaker 2>it's happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I kill so many videos, there's so many videos. Yeah, okay,

0:32:39.680 --> 0:32:43.800
<v Speaker 1>should we just stop? We done this? I am just.

0:32:45.400 --> 0:32:47.800
<v Speaker 2>What if you can think it, it happened. That's why

0:32:47.800 --> 0:32:50.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you. So many dips that could fly, so

0:32:50.680 --> 0:32:52.760
<v Speaker 2>many dipped the balls. So did someone ever fly, yes,

0:32:52.800 --> 0:32:56.680
<v Speaker 2>with a jet pack, with a jet pack, yeah, yes's right,

0:32:57.440 --> 0:32:59.920
<v Speaker 2>but I'm thinking that someone flapped their hands enough to fly.

0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:00.960
<v Speaker 1>No, that's impossible.

0:33:01.400 --> 0:33:03.920
<v Speaker 2>Breaking a nose from a pan is not, and either

0:33:03.960 --> 0:33:05.760
<v Speaker 2>is dipping balls in the coffee pot, because someone's done

0:33:05.760 --> 0:33:05.960
<v Speaker 2>it the.

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<v Speaker 1>Way you're pray. If I think it, it's true, it's happened. Yeah.

0:33:10.800 --> 0:33:12.080
<v Speaker 1>If I could think it, it happened.

0:33:12.800 --> 0:33:15.160
<v Speaker 2>That's what you said, Just like that, If I think it.

0:33:15.000 --> 0:33:18.480
<v Speaker 1>It happened. Okay, Well, I mean a lot of things.

0:33:18.480 --> 0:33:20.200
<v Speaker 1>If I think it, it happened a lot of things.

0:33:20.360 --> 0:33:25.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, pie in the face boo, right, I mean

0:33:25.400 --> 0:33:27.400
<v Speaker 2>things that are impossible, could not have happened.

0:33:27.520 --> 0:33:30.040
<v Speaker 1>But any of these things are possible, you know.

0:33:31.040 --> 0:33:35.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I mean you're not wrong there, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>again the way you're phrasing it is so out like insane.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I don't do you like my vintage Snicker shirt?

0:33:44.160 --> 0:33:46.280
<v Speaker 2>Of course I've had the shirt forever? You know what

0:33:46.320 --> 0:33:50.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm realizing now because and I totally I'm guilty. Like

0:33:50.240 --> 0:33:53.040
<v Speaker 2>I'll look at my Facebook memories from like ten years ago. Yeah,

0:33:53.040 --> 0:33:54.560
<v Speaker 2>I'll oh my god, I just wore that shirt the

0:33:54.600 --> 0:33:57.600
<v Speaker 2>other day. You know, I have hundreds of T shirts.

0:33:57.640 --> 0:33:59.040
<v Speaker 1>Maybe you should give them up for a donation.

0:33:59.520 --> 0:34:02.240
<v Speaker 2>You're right, But my problem is is I'm teetering now

0:34:02.520 --> 0:34:05.400
<v Speaker 2>with between large and extra large again because some of

0:34:05.440 --> 0:34:08.360
<v Speaker 2>the extra larges are a little bit smaller. So I

0:34:08.360 --> 0:34:10.680
<v Speaker 2>can't get rid of all my extra large shirts. I

0:34:10.719 --> 0:34:13.080
<v Speaker 2>don't anticipate ever going over two hundred pounds again, I'm

0:34:13.120 --> 0:34:16.600
<v Speaker 2>getting close. But by the way, so if I get

0:34:16.640 --> 0:34:18.440
<v Speaker 2>back to two hundred, do I have to give you

0:34:18.480 --> 0:34:20.200
<v Speaker 2>back the gift card that I won for getting to

0:34:20.239 --> 0:34:24.000
<v Speaker 2>one ninety. I don't know, was it a stipulation or

0:34:24.040 --> 0:34:27.400
<v Speaker 2>is that things done? No? All right, I mean, if

0:34:27.400 --> 0:34:28.920
<v Speaker 2>you spent a gift card. Why would I need the

0:34:28.920 --> 0:34:30.640
<v Speaker 2>gift card back? Right, I'm trying my like I'm gonna

0:34:30.640 --> 0:34:32.640
<v Speaker 2>because now that the weather's nice, I'm gonna start bike

0:34:32.680 --> 0:34:35.520
<v Speaker 2>riding again. I might do that that twenty five mile

0:34:35.560 --> 0:34:37.760
<v Speaker 2>bike ride again? Would you do that? I don't really

0:34:37.800 --> 0:34:40.800
<v Speaker 2>love riding bikes, but I'll try it for you.

0:34:40.800 --> 0:34:43.439
<v Speaker 1>You don't just try a twenty five mile bike ride? Yeah,

0:34:43.440 --> 0:34:43.839
<v Speaker 1>I think I.

0:34:43.760 --> 0:34:46.520
<v Speaker 2>Could do it really, Yeah, all right, I don't love

0:34:46.600 --> 0:34:49.680
<v Speaker 2>bike riding, but I am very much persistent where I

0:34:49.719 --> 0:34:51.640
<v Speaker 2>will not give up on anything. You have to wear

0:34:51.640 --> 0:34:53.640
<v Speaker 2>the right underwear of your balls. I know why I

0:34:53.719 --> 0:34:54.479
<v Speaker 2>hate bike riding.

0:34:54.520 --> 0:34:55.680
<v Speaker 1>It rips, just.

0:34:55.880 --> 0:34:58.879
<v Speaker 2>Hurts, ouch like sometimes I'll forget. I'll I don't wear

0:34:58.920 --> 0:35:01.279
<v Speaker 2>boxers that much anymore. I'll forget. Sometimes I'll just wear

0:35:01.280 --> 0:35:03.640
<v Speaker 2>a pair of boxers and they're like boom boom boom

0:35:03.640 --> 0:35:05.799
<v Speaker 2>boom boom, And by the time you get back, the

0:35:05.920 --> 0:35:08.719
<v Speaker 2>vibration is real and it hurts. It feels like blue balls,

0:35:08.760 --> 0:35:10.960
<v Speaker 2>like it got punched in the balls. It really does,

0:35:11.000 --> 0:35:13.919
<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding what it does.

0:35:14.120 --> 0:35:14.879
<v Speaker 1>Boom boom boom.

0:35:14.920 --> 0:35:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Well they do because the seat is like this, and

0:35:16.480 --> 0:35:18.080
<v Speaker 2>they fall, they go to either side of the seat.

0:35:18.320 --> 0:35:20.680
<v Speaker 2>If you're not, if they're not held in, you need

0:35:20.719 --> 0:35:22.240
<v Speaker 2>like good briefs, boxer briefs.

0:35:22.280 --> 0:35:23.400
<v Speaker 1>You do need boxer briefs.

0:35:23.480 --> 0:35:25.080
<v Speaker 2>You gotta get the ones. You gotta get the mac well,

0:35:25.120 --> 0:35:27.879
<v Speaker 2>the ones that has the pouch, oh that holds it in. Yeah,

0:35:27.960 --> 0:35:30.359
<v Speaker 2>you're just saying that's why it doesn't boom boom boom, Right,

0:35:30.440 --> 0:35:33.360
<v Speaker 2>that's why the bikers wear those the biker shorts. Yeah

0:35:33.960 --> 0:35:37.719
<v Speaker 2>you know, yeah, Okay, Uh, we're gonna go.

0:35:38.440 --> 0:35:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Thank you guys for listening. We hope this was everything

0:35:41.080 --> 0:35:42.640
<v Speaker 1>you wanted it to be. In more, I don't think

0:35:42.640 --> 0:35:43.680
<v Speaker 1>it was. I think so.

0:35:44.280 --> 0:35:46.560
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we learned a lot today. I don't think

0:35:46.560 --> 0:35:49.920
<v Speaker 2>we learned anything. We learned about in the face and

0:35:49.960 --> 0:35:55.400
<v Speaker 2>how hundreds of teachers a year are harmed by pie incidents.

0:35:55.560 --> 0:35:59.240
<v Speaker 2>I guarantee you guaranteed at least one of our listeners

0:35:59.320 --> 0:36:00.720
<v Speaker 2>will d M comment.

0:36:00.960 --> 0:36:04.640
<v Speaker 1>But whatever I say, oh my god, I broke my nose.

0:36:04.520 --> 0:36:07.759
<v Speaker 2>But one, I just need to go back to it

0:36:07.760 --> 0:36:11.080
<v Speaker 2>because it was that insane, right, three hundred and sixty

0:36:11.120 --> 0:36:13.960
<v Speaker 2>five people a year. Okay, I'm not saying quite that many,

0:36:14.000 --> 0:36:16.200
<v Speaker 2>but it is. It is more, and it happened to

0:36:16.440 --> 0:36:19.080
<v Speaker 2>back it happens more than you think it doesn't. Okay,

0:36:19.120 --> 0:36:21.919
<v Speaker 2>how about that it's not as rare as you think

0:36:21.920 --> 0:36:25.000
<v Speaker 2>it is. I just want an entire segment of you

0:36:25.160 --> 0:36:27.600
<v Speaker 2>on each show now where you throw one of these

0:36:27.600 --> 0:36:31.520
<v Speaker 2>outlandish opinions in there. I bet you there's people who

0:36:31.719 --> 0:36:33.960
<v Speaker 2>use a fork and accidentally trip on the fork and

0:36:34.000 --> 0:36:36.880
<v Speaker 2>accidentally stam themselves with the fork. There's probably at least

0:36:37.160 --> 0:36:40.120
<v Speaker 2>how many people use foks everybody. There's probably thousands of

0:36:40.120 --> 0:36:42.279
<v Speaker 2>incidents a day. I bet there's a Facebook support group

0:36:42.320 --> 0:36:43.680
<v Speaker 2>of people that have broken the notion from Pie in

0:36:43.719 --> 0:36:47.360
<v Speaker 2>the face. Oh my god, Yeah, Oh my god, I can't.

0:36:47.960 --> 0:36:50.160
<v Speaker 2>All right, we're gonna go. Thank you for listening to

0:36:50.200 --> 0:36:52.720
<v Speaker 2>this exciting episode of Bold Chat. It's the sister podcast

0:36:52.760 --> 0:36:55.320
<v Speaker 2>to Serial Killers. We'll hav an all new serial Killers

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<v Speaker 2>on Monday with a brand new Cheerios flavor. God, you're

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<v Speaker 2>excited for that.

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<v Speaker 1>So amped.

0:37:03.160 --> 0:37:05.000
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even barely keep myself fish. I didn't even

0:37:05.000 --> 0:37:05.879
<v Speaker 2>know this one was coming out.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's on the way, ALRIGHTY follow us on all socials.

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<v Speaker 2>Check out the website Cereal killerspc dot com. There's absolutely

0:37:14.800 --> 0:37:18.160
<v Speaker 2>nothing about bollchat on that website, by the way. Nothing Okay,

0:37:18.200 --> 0:37:20.600
<v Speaker 2>I think it. Maybe there should be a bolchat tab.

0:37:21.080 --> 0:37:24.680
<v Speaker 2>Maybe upload the picture of your broken nose here, you know,

0:37:25.360 --> 0:37:27.560
<v Speaker 2>and we'll Yeah, please send us your bloody nose pictures.

0:37:27.600 --> 0:37:29.680
<v Speaker 2>We'd love to see them, especially this one. Who the

0:37:29.680 --> 0:37:32.400
<v Speaker 2>minuye he sees blood? No, but I'm telling you, you know,

0:37:32.480 --> 0:37:37.400
<v Speaker 2>you can just imagine you opening up every attachment. But

0:37:37.440 --> 0:37:39.680
<v Speaker 2>I do like watching vomit, which is weird. You and

0:37:39.760 --> 0:37:44.960
<v Speaker 2>I are very different there. You like you're paralyzed by vomit. Yeah,

0:37:45.080 --> 0:37:46.320
<v Speaker 2>I think it's funny to watch.

0:37:46.440 --> 0:37:49.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I can't smell it, but I can think.

0:37:49.440 --> 0:37:50.799
<v Speaker 1>It's like on Family Guy.

0:37:51.040 --> 0:37:55.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Like, I think that is hilarious, so hilarious.

0:37:55.320 --> 0:37:58.439
<v Speaker 2>What do you get skiped out by cartoon vomit too

0:37:58.600 --> 0:38:02.399
<v Speaker 2>very vocal today? That's wait, is cartoon screaming cartoon vomit

0:38:02.400 --> 0:38:03.239
<v Speaker 2>skive you out as well?

0:38:03.760 --> 0:38:05.600
<v Speaker 1>No? Is that funny to you? Or that's gross?

0:38:05.760 --> 0:38:07.720
<v Speaker 2>Like the Family Guy clip I know you're talking about

0:38:07.760 --> 0:38:11.640
<v Speaker 2>made me laugh. I like, uncontrollably laugh from that, no

0:38:11.640 --> 0:38:13.520
<v Speaker 2>matter how many times I see it. I don't know why.

0:38:13.840 --> 0:38:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Spewing.

0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:16.640
<v Speaker 2>Vomiting makes me makes me laugh. I just don't know why.

0:38:17.840 --> 0:38:20.399
<v Speaker 2>Who knows, But I don't like to vomit because it's painful. Yeah,

0:38:20.520 --> 0:38:23.040
<v Speaker 2>I agree, it hurts.

0:38:22.160 --> 0:38:23.720
<v Speaker 1>A good vomit really hurts.

0:38:23.760 --> 0:38:26.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So we'll see you Monday with an all new

0:38:27.040 --> 0:38:30.600
<v Speaker 2>serial Killers and hopefully Wednesday with a ball chat.

0:38:30.640 --> 0:38:31.080
<v Speaker 1>Who knows?

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<v Speaker 2>Alrighty, enjoy the rest of your week. Yes, enjoy the

0:38:34.200 --> 0:38:36.680
<v Speaker 2>nice weather if you're on the East Coast.

0:38:36.239 --> 0:38:38.439
<v Speaker 1>Because East coast is the only place that has nice weather.

0:38:38.640 --> 0:38:40.640
<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't know, California has been kind of rainy.

0:38:40.800 --> 0:38:42.279
<v Speaker 2>I think the whole country is kind of in the

0:38:42.320 --> 0:38:44.200
<v Speaker 2>mode of nice weather at this point. Oh okay, do

0:38:44.360 --> 0:38:44.640
<v Speaker 2>you think?

0:38:45.480 --> 0:38:46.719
<v Speaker 1>No? And maybe when they.

0:38:46.600 --> 0:38:49.400
<v Speaker 2>Listen to us, and you know, I don't know, Siberia,

0:38:50.440 --> 0:38:53.680
<v Speaker 2>it's cold there that Russia. Siberia, Russia, I don't know.

0:38:54.640 --> 0:38:57.680
<v Speaker 2>I just become mushing, mushing dogs. Is that Siberia?

0:38:58.480 --> 0:38:58.799
<v Speaker 1>I think?

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<v Speaker 2>So? Yeah, Well, it's been great seeing you all. See

0:39:04.120 --> 0:39:06.480
<v Speaker 2>up a great rest of your day Monday. What if

0:39:06.480 --> 0:39:08.759
<v Speaker 2>they're not listening during the day. What if someone in

0:39:09.440 --> 0:39:11.160
<v Speaker 2>whose Bekistan is listening at nighttime?

0:39:11.239 --> 0:39:11.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:39:11.440 --> 0:39:13.600
<v Speaker 2>What if they just turned off that HP nine thousand commercial.

0:39:13.640 --> 0:39:16.680
<v Speaker 2>Now they're listening to all right, have a great day.

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<v Speaker 2>Would hashipor also clean up vomit and blood. It would

0:39:20.239 --> 0:39:23.520
<v Speaker 2>just make it clear. So we'll see when we see us.

0:39:23.520 --> 0:39:28.320
<v Speaker 2>Say Clink, Andrew, Clink, you were crazy today.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't know. It came over me.