WEBVTT - A Dinghy & A Fresh Threat

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<v Speaker 1>Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George

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<v Speaker 1>Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, Joe Getty, arm Strong and

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<v Speaker 1>Jetty and he.

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<v Speaker 2>Armstrong and Getty We listen. So I'm at do OT.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not in the energy sector, but from all the

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<v Speaker 2>briefings I've had, once the straight opens, you'll see prices

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<v Speaker 2>come down, come down immediately, and again there's going to

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<v Speaker 2>be a tail to that. It's going to take time

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<v Speaker 2>to get back to where we were before this conflict began,

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<v Speaker 2>but you're gonna see I think, immediate relief once the

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<v Speaker 2>straight open.

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<v Speaker 1>And a lot of arguing back and forth between supposed experts,

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<v Speaker 1>but they seem to be partisans to me, mostly on

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<v Speaker 1>whether or not gas prices will go down right away

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<v Speaker 1>when the when the war ends. If you hate Trump,

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<v Speaker 1>you say no, it'll take a year before prices go

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<v Speaker 1>back down. And if you like Trump, you say prices

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<v Speaker 1>will go down immediately. And I don't know which is true.

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<v Speaker 1>But on the topic of when the war ends, because

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<v Speaker 1>the war will have to end, I think before gas

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<v Speaker 1>prices are gonna come down. Man, it is getting hot today.

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<v Speaker 1>So we came on the air as we record this

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<v Speaker 1>podcast or we're on the airlive, depending on where you're listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump yesterday announces that Operation Freedom is ships are going

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<v Speaker 1>to start going through the Strait. He doesn't exactly explain

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<v Speaker 1>how that's going to happen. Then, earlier today on Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>two ships American flagships that had been stuck there since

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning of the war, sailed through got out. That

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like good news. Then a South Korean flagship gets

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<v Speaker 1>fired upon. It looks like from the banks of Iran,

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere in Iran k Pop indeed now a British ship

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<v Speaker 1>or it's being reported by Great Britain for whatever reason.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's a British ship. It doesn't say,

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<v Speaker 1>but according to report from the United Kingdom Maritime Trade Operations,

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<v Speaker 1>an incident has occurred in the Strait. A vessel is

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<v Speaker 1>currently on fire. No cause of the fire he's yet

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<v Speaker 1>been determined. I suppose the cook could have had a

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<v Speaker 1>grease fire as he's making the morning eggs it happens,

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<v Speaker 1>or Iran has fired on a British ship. Now adding

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<v Speaker 1>to that, looking at the first images from the UAE

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<v Speaker 1>where there is a lot of smoke coming out one

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<v Speaker 1>of their big cities an Iranian strike on their primary

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<v Speaker 1>export hub. Iran is firing drones at the UAE, and

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<v Speaker 1>they warned about that earlier, so who knows what that

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<v Speaker 1>reaction is going to be.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, the UAE has been hit with more ordnance than

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<v Speaker 3>anybody else in this conflict.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy, and I think, at least according to some

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<v Speaker 1>of the statements from MBZ, they've about reached their level

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<v Speaker 1>of tolerance for that sort of thing. Why Iran thinks

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good idea to try to drag the UAE

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<v Speaker 1>into the fight, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, boy, we could talk about that for a while.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think it's going to work. You know, it

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<v Speaker 3>struck me when you were talking about the partisan bickering

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<v Speaker 3>over how soon gas prices might come back down to earth.

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<v Speaker 3>When was the last time you heard anybody dealing with

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<v Speaker 3>the question of what level of pain is worth it

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<v Speaker 3>to prevent nobody IRGC from getting a nuclear weapon.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody talks about that. Trump framing it in the context

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<v Speaker 1>of what it's about, right that that should be the question. Man, Hey, Republicans,

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<v Speaker 1>when you go on the Sunday talk shows, make make

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<v Speaker 1>that the talking point or the point of discussion. How

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<v Speaker 1>expensive would gas have to be before you'd think, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, Iran getting a weapon is okay? Is the

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<v Speaker 1>way to present it, I think.

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<v Speaker 3>And if people want to argue about whether they were

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<v Speaker 3>going to or could or how long that argument?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep? Gas currently though, and this is California. The circle

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<v Speaker 1>K near my house six seventy three for the premium unleaded,

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<v Speaker 1>it's awful close to seven Bucks diesel, which I put

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<v Speaker 1>in my f two fifty seven forty five a gallon

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<v Speaker 1>pushing eight dollars. What's the what's the regular? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>probably like barely seven just regular six twenty nine for

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<v Speaker 1>unleaded regular unload the premium six seventy three, yeah, wow wow, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and going up. No reason to think it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>go down anytime soon, especially with what's going on today.

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<v Speaker 1>I assume that's gonna make the oil markets pretty jumpy.

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<v Speaker 1>What's happening today? A couple of ships being fired on,

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<v Speaker 1>UAA being fired on. Yeah, they go up, they go down. Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're up right now.

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<v Speaker 3>We had a lovely chat what was our three of

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<v Speaker 3>the show with Mike Lions to kick off the hour.

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<v Speaker 3>And what's clear is that everything is unclear. I have

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<v Speaker 3>no idea this Operation Freedom. By the way, operation freedom.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta have to words operations some thing freedom, enduring freedom.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what Operation Oily Freedom maybe in this case,

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<v Speaker 3>or Operation super Duper Freedom. Operation Freedom is just too

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<v Speaker 3>stripped down. But anyway, even more freedom, that's a good one. Yes, Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>nobody sure what the hell's gonna happen or what Trump's

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<v Speaker 3>plan is, or that has any chance of coming together.

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<v Speaker 3>And normally I'd say, well, come down it, let it

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<v Speaker 3>come together, and we'll describe what happened. But there have

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<v Speaker 3>been a lot of pronouncements about the Straight being open

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<v Speaker 3>and being closed and being open and then closed and

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<v Speaker 3>then open again, and I just all sounds like crap

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<v Speaker 3>to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Trump announces ships are going to go through yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>IRGC announces today the Strait is closed and starts firing

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<v Speaker 1>on ships. It seems to me that we're at the

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<v Speaker 1>point of, oh, no, you didn't. We gotta start bombing

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<v Speaker 1>the crap out of them. We have to show that

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<v Speaker 1>we're serious about kinetic action. Again. I think they're kind

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<v Speaker 1>of betting on that because of Trump's poll numbers and

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<v Speaker 1>what the Europeans are howling about and all that. Different

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<v Speaker 1>sort of thing, that we ain't going to go back

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<v Speaker 1>to what we saw that first week or so of

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<v Speaker 1>Enduring Freedom, where we're bombing everything. I think they're counting

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<v Speaker 1>on the fact that we won't go back to that.

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<v Speaker 3>I might throw in a little when Trump goes to

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<v Speaker 3>talk to shijiin ping Old Winnie d Pooh is going

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<v Speaker 3>to come hard at Hey, you got to go easy

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<v Speaker 3>on run.

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<v Speaker 1>We need the.

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<v Speaker 3>Oil, or we're going to take away your chips or

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<v Speaker 3>your rare earth minerals or something like that. Hey hit

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<v Speaker 3>me with forty five here, Michael, would you please. That's

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<v Speaker 3>Kevin Hassett.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I go down into the set room many

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<v Speaker 4>times a week and get briefed on what's going on

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<v Speaker 4>in Iran. And they're an economy that's really on the

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<v Speaker 4>precipice of extreme calamity. They are having a hyperinflation, they're

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<v Speaker 4>starting to have hunger. The bottom line is that the

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<v Speaker 4>pressure on the great American people because of these people

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<v Speaker 4>who are like really intent on American and Israeli destruction.

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<v Speaker 4>Whether their nuclear weapons are still in power.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's the point. It's got to be part of

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<v Speaker 3>every damned discussion.

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<v Speaker 1>Man. That's the big question out there isn't it. Who's

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<v Speaker 1>more right about the fact that they're about to collapse?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? We went through all these predictions on Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>I think all the different Some publications say two days.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump says two days, but there are some publications that

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<v Speaker 1>say a week. There are some publications that say many months,

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<v Speaker 1>and everything in between.

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<v Speaker 3>Give me a second Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, the two day prediction was wrong. The other ones

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<v Speaker 1>I can't account for. Skip to forty seven.

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<v Speaker 4>For me, Michael, the fact is that that regime has

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<v Speaker 4>destroyed the country.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me put it in perspective.

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<v Speaker 4>In nineteen seventy eight, before the Ayatola came in, then

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<v Speaker 4>the per capita GDP at it ran was about the

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<v Speaker 4>same as for Japan and Italy. Now it's about the

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<v Speaker 4>same as for Honduras. Right, So they've run that country

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<v Speaker 4>into the ground. And that's before the straits were closed.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's really really a country that's on the rock.

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<v Speaker 3>You're Hondurans. They're like, hey, we're doing our best here.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really hot.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's throw right on the equator.

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<v Speaker 3>Quick comparing them to us, but that is something from

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<v Speaker 3>Japan to Honduras.

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<v Speaker 1>And aside that's unimportant. I believe when this war started

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<v Speaker 1>most of us were saying the Straits of hormones. Then

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<v Speaker 1>the tide seemed to turn toward the Strait of horm

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<v Speaker 1>MoES for about three days, and then I feel like,

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<v Speaker 1>having watched the Sunday Shows and heard that clip, the

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<v Speaker 1>s is back and it's now once again the Straits

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<v Speaker 1>of hormones, which I think if I look at the map,

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<v Speaker 1>since the way it comes together to point, you kind

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<v Speaker 1>of got this straight here, in this straight here and

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<v Speaker 1>the point up there, I'm going back to straits.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm trying to come

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<v Speaker 3>up with let's see, the dire Straits of horror moves

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<v Speaker 3>they would play money for nothing? What dressed up in

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<v Speaker 3>Middle Eastern garb. Right, it hasn't come together in my

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<v Speaker 3>mind yet, but there's something there.

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<v Speaker 1>Eh, that little Leftward's got his own jet airplane. Right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you got to excuse the gallows humor, folks,

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<v Speaker 3>This conflict has been going on for.

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<v Speaker 1>Two bods play. I know, I know that was a

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<v Speaker 1>very good point that Hexeth made last week, and just

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<v Speaker 1>we all got to calm down with our TikTok brains

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<v Speaker 1>a sixty day war. God, the number of Democrats that

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<v Speaker 1>I saw on the various shows yesterday and say, now

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<v Speaker 1>we're you know, mired, the quagmire word and all that

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<v Speaker 1>sort of stuff. Can you get miired in sixty days?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that even a thing?

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<v Speaker 3>And again, missing is the absence of the framework if

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<v Speaker 3>the point is to deny an insane regime an atomic weapon,

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<v Speaker 3>because they've signaled over and over and over again negotiation

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<v Speaker 3>won't work with them, which they obviously could have done

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<v Speaker 3>a better job of making the point at the very

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<v Speaker 3>very beginning that that's what this war is. Because like

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<v Speaker 3>day first couple of days he would say that, but

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<v Speaker 3>then like day two he said, and it's oil. We're

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<v Speaker 3>doing this for the oil. Oh okay, it's the oil.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. The messaging has been horrible, true true fact. A Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be following my open source intelligence thing all

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<v Speaker 1>day long. I feel like the UAE ain't gonna allow

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<v Speaker 1>their ports to be bombed. But man, if they start

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<v Speaker 1>flying fire jets over I ranom bombing not coordinated with us,

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<v Speaker 1>or maybe they would coordinate with US. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>There's been talk of for the first time ever, the

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<v Speaker 1>UAE might coordinate with Israel in a bombing campaign, which

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<v Speaker 1>would be historic.

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<v Speaker 3>Hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>All those doesn't have a ton of guys, but they

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<v Speaker 1>got a ton of weapons. All those little Arab fiefdoms

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<v Speaker 1>that have been vowing death to the Jews since before

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<v Speaker 1>their grandparents were born, gathering together in the Emirates and

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<v Speaker 1>deciding to fly alongside the Israelis. That would be something,

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<v Speaker 1>but might happen today.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, nobody knows. And again we're almost two months

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<v Speaker 3>into this, two months.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever it is for domestic politics. If diesel in California

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<v Speaker 1>is seven and a half dollars and everything gets transported

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<v Speaker 1>around this country on trucks, everything's going to get more expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>Inflation was already knock going to on our asses. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be the men, you're your right direction, wrong direction.

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<v Speaker 1>View of the economy is gonna get even worse than

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<v Speaker 1>it already is. And it's pretty darn bad if you

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<v Speaker 1>saw the polls that came out over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>But as Churchill and Roosevelt and Lincoln and Washington and

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<v Speaker 3>everybody else would tell you, that's exactly why you've got

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<v Speaker 3>to make it all the more clear to people. Why

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<v Speaker 3>the pain must be endured, keep everybody focused on the goals.

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<v Speaker 3>If the goal is noble and important enough, then the

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<v Speaker 3>momentary discomfort just doesn't mean anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, their messaging is terrible. All right, it's

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<v Speaker 1>enough of that. Is Jimmy Kimmel able to predict events?

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<v Speaker 1>He made a joke about Rudy Giuliani dying apparently the

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<v Speaker 1>other day, and now Rudy Giuliani is in the hospital.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, And then the Milania Joe because that's right, led

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<v Speaker 3>to the assassination.

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<v Speaker 1>Of Hurt right exactly. Maybe Kimmel's the Antichrist, not Trump

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<v Speaker 1>everythink of that.

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<v Speaker 3>Or maybe they're both the anti Christ, and the way

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<v Speaker 3>they fool is by sniping.

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<v Speaker 1>At each other all the time. Oh clever, that's tricky.

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<v Speaker 1>We might want to remention some of those polls that

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<v Speaker 1>came out over the weekend, because we are in a

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<v Speaker 1>bad mood about the economy nationwide, but we've got lots

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff coming up. Stay here.

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<v Speaker 5>Three to two, swung on a pop fowl back here.

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<v Speaker 5>They really hit me. I didn't know it was coming

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<v Speaker 5>back that far. And Holmes read of a deal a

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<v Speaker 5>ground ball. The third Donaldson squares throws the first end

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<v Speaker 5>time ball game over Yankees.

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<v Speaker 6>Yankees wo.

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<v Speaker 1>That guy's famous for saying that at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>Yankees games, and he is passed at the age of

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<v Speaker 1>eighty seven. The legendary John Sterling took a blow to

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<v Speaker 1>the head during the game but persevered an example for us.

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<v Speaker 1>All right in a noggin.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, as long as we're on the theme, Michael

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<v Speaker 3>play seventeen for us, won't.

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<v Speaker 1>You Gristlin Polkes won down the right field line and

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<v Speaker 1>Bingch dies and makes it fantastic catch. Oh wow, Carson

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<v Speaker 1>benj within a pulk Crtuninus play an a two man

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<v Speaker 1>down of the ninth. I'm not gonna say it was

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<v Speaker 1>polk Ratuninis, but I'm gonna take your word for it.

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<v Speaker 1>That was an amazing play.

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<v Speaker 3>Pulkratudinous, attractive, physically attractive, beautiful, I'll take your word for it.

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<v Speaker 3>Like he did well baseball and folds at a fairly

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<v Speaker 3>deliberate place at pay So you have time for Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>fourteen syllable words, look cut up words speaking of odd behaviors.

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<v Speaker 3>We were in the previous clip and odd things happening.

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<v Speaker 3>So there's a trial going on. Yeah, they're gonna they've

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<v Speaker 3>they've indicted this woman, confusing headline New York door dash

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<v Speaker 3>driver who allegedly filmed naked customer and posted viral TikTok

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<v Speaker 3>has been indicted. And it's a man and a woman.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was confused because I made some incorrect assumptions

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<v Speaker 3>about what was going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the deal.

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<v Speaker 3>This twenty three year old chick gets called to deliver

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<v Speaker 3>door dash food. She gets to this guy's front door

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<v Speaker 3>and it's like just the glass screen door, storm door,

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<v Speaker 3>whatever you call it, and his main doors open. I

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<v Speaker 3>guess you can see through it. And he's laying there

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<v Speaker 3>pantless on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Couch, which I'm allowed to do in my own home. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to see it. Don't look.

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<v Speaker 3>He's he's passed out, he's asleep. He's dead to the world.

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<v Speaker 3>And so she apparently either a mischievous little pixie or

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<v Speaker 3>pissed off that she's not gonna get paid and tipped

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever, although I guess that happens in advance. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>she breaks out her phone and like squeezes in and

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<v Speaker 3>videos him pantless on his couch, puts it on the TikTok,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's seen by how many millions of people thirty

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<v Speaker 3>million views before it was removed. Wow, well, drunky Von

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<v Speaker 3>Hungerstein is pissed off about this, as you might be too, and.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't have to be drunk, he could just be sleepy.

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<v Speaker 1>Von Schlong is out.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, as it turns out, he had been enjoying

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of adult beverages, which I thought this was America.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it not anymore? Yes, it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, So investigators later determine the man was passed out

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<v Speaker 3>drunk inside his home. She initially, why did investigators need

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<v Speaker 3>to determine that I can be naked on my couch

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<v Speaker 3>for any reason? Well, all right, yeah, just because you

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<v Speaker 3>like to feel of the upholstery. But so here's the problem.

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<v Speaker 3>On a hot day, Oh heck, yeah, she puts out

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<v Speaker 3>this video that gets viewed thirty million times, and he's like,

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<v Speaker 3>holy crap, what's going on here? You got to take

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<v Speaker 3>that down and you're in trouble, And she's like, he

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<v Speaker 3>sexually asked me, sexually asked me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I put out the video. Turns out, no,

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<v Speaker 1>he was passed out drunk.

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<v Speaker 3>They had no interaction whatsoever, and so she's being prosecuted

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<v Speaker 3>for the unlawful posting of an intrusion of privacy video

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<v Speaker 3>something something, because you have the expectation of privacy in

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<v Speaker 3>your own home.

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<v Speaker 1>If you a real hot day, that cold upholstery on

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<v Speaker 1>my bared cheeks, it's just sooner. Oh the leather, it's

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<v Speaker 1>nice and chili in the air conditioning. So I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>my house, I can obviously do that. But I have windows.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you take pictures through my win No? Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>How about if I'm on the sidewalk.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, And the legal doctrines involving like high fences and

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<v Speaker 3>drones have now become completely incomprehensible.

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<v Speaker 1>With that story for another day. I imagine Armstrong and Getty.

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<v Speaker 6>The president's announcement coming after another cargo vessel was reportedly

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<v Speaker 6>attacked by multiple small craft off the coast of Iran.

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<v Speaker 6>According to the British Navy's Monitoring Group, it's recorded more

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<v Speaker 6>than forty incidents of vessels attacked, damaged, or turned back

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<v Speaker 6>in or near the Strait of Hoe Moves since the

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<v Speaker 6>war began, and says twenty thousand seafarers are trapped on

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<v Speaker 6>ships which can't sail out.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, already today, a couple of US flagships have

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<v Speaker 1>sailed out. Trump announced yesterday We're gonna start sailing ships.

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<v Speaker 1>I think maybe what was going on here without an

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<v Speaker 1>explanation of how he was going to do it. I

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<v Speaker 1>think maybe he was coming up with causes Belly, a

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<v Speaker 1>reason to restart the war. We're going to send those

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<v Speaker 1>ships through. I know you're going to fire on them,

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<v Speaker 1>but that'll give me what I need to start this

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<v Speaker 1>all up again. To that point, Sentcom just announced that

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<v Speaker 1>we eliminated six Iranian small boats this morning attempting to

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<v Speaker 1>interfere with commercial shipping. That old story you just heard

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<v Speaker 1>there about small boats running at ships, Well, we just

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<v Speaker 1>blasted a bunch of amount of the water, similar to

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<v Speaker 1>what we are doing in Venezuela. The UAE has again

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<v Speaker 1>said that their air defenses are dealing with another wave

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<v Speaker 1>of Iranian missiles that are coming in. All of this

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<v Speaker 1>adds up to CNN is reporting right now that sources

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<v Speaker 1>inside the administration have told them that a resumption of

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<v Speaker 1>US Israeli air strikes is expected in the next day.

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<v Speaker 1>So I wouldn't be surprised by the end of today.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what time it is over there. It

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<v Speaker 1>might be getting to be nighttime, but we in Israel

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<v Speaker 1>are going to start bombing the crap out of them again,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I expect. It would maybe surprise, maybe with

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<v Speaker 1>UAE fighter jets at the side of Israeli fighter jets,

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<v Speaker 1>because they got to be fed up with this, right right,

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<v Speaker 1>And it gets back to the whole question of if

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<v Speaker 1>you can't eliminate all of their capability, you have to

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<v Speaker 1>eliminate their will to use it.

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<v Speaker 3>But maybe eliminating more of their capability gets you closer

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<v Speaker 3>to that point. So let's go ahead and smash some

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<v Speaker 3>more launchers. Because what's impossible to say with the regime

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<v Speaker 3>of this sort is how much pain are they willing

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<v Speaker 3>to bear, especially when most of the pain is borne

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<v Speaker 3>by the people who they want to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Martyrs for Allah?

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, how do you bring them to their knees per

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<v Speaker 3>se somebody's quite sure, or but let them get a bomb? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>stay tuned, We'll let you know if it happens. So

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<v Speaker 3>touched on this earlier and thought we'd get a little

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<v Speaker 3>more time to flesh it out.

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<v Speaker 1>No pun intended.

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<v Speaker 3>This article about Jeff Bezos selling is half billion dollar

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<v Speaker 3>mega yacht and it's a five hundred million dollars floating palace,

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<v Speaker 3>and the support ship that goes along with it is

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<v Speaker 3>seventy five dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like the dinghy.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess although some listener knows about support ships emailed us.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't read it yet, maybe it will.

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<v Speaker 3>But what really struck me about this article is the

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<v Speaker 3>picture of Jeff Bezos and his wife.

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<v Speaker 1>What's her face? What's Lauren Sanchez? What's her odd face?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and that's the thing. She is so clearly a

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<v Speaker 3>creation of plastic surgery.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, before we go on with that, we should make

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<v Speaker 1>it clear that show policy more or less is to

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<v Speaker 1>not criticize people's looks or things you have no control over.

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<v Speaker 1>But if if you get operated on to look a

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<v Speaker 1>certain way, I think it's fair game, don't you. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>What's really interesting is the cultural change, which is what

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<v Speaker 3>we're about to talk about. See, I a guy who

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<v Speaker 3>really likes girls the way God made them grown women.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it at all. But I'm not part

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<v Speaker 1>of this set, and that's the set who wants to

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<v Speaker 1>look surgically redone because that's one of the only ways

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<v Speaker 1>left to signal I'm the super rich. Yeah. We talked

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<v Speaker 1>about this a little bit earlier and now makes sense

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<v Speaker 1>to me for the first time. Why people do this?

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<v Speaker 1>You want it to be noticeable. I always thought, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>how did you go one too many? You know, you

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<v Speaker 1>got your face lift, you got this done, you got

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<v Speaker 1>that done, but you went one too many and now

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<v Speaker 1>you look weird. That's the point is to look surgically obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>surgically altered, which separates you as a certain level of rich.

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<v Speaker 3>I in the way, like a designer handbag can't anymore

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<v Speaker 3>because there are knockoffs or secondhand or whatever. Any signal

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you can artificial lab grown diamonds are so

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, even if you're a jeweler, you can't tell

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<v Speaker 3>unless you bust out the eyeglass. And so how do

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<v Speaker 3>you signal you're super rich? Well by getting a procedure

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<v Speaker 3>or three that cost anywhere from one hundred thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 3>to three hundred thousand dollars. If you've had the what

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<v Speaker 3>you call it lyft. The other rich people can see

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<v Speaker 3>that and realize, oh, all right, they're they're in.

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<v Speaker 1>Our class, which is bizarre to me. And everybody's noticing.

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<v Speaker 3>Two models in a Paris Fashion Week show for the

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<v Speaker 3>luxury brand Unpronounceable last month caricature. The one percent by

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<v Speaker 3>wearing prosthetics that resembled postop faces, including grotesque under eye bulges, skin.

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<v Speaker 1>Pulled up in their temples under eye bulges. Yeah, like postop.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh swelling. I think it gets your operation done early

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<v Speaker 1>enough you wouldn't still be all swoll up for your runway.

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, well it's it's a caricature, you get it

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<v Speaker 1>that they're they're making fun of it. Ah, Okay, now

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<v Speaker 1>I understand. Yeah, the caricature.

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<v Speaker 3>The one percent by wearing prosthetics that resembled postop faces,

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<v Speaker 3>including grotek undry bulges, skin pulled from their temples, and

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<v Speaker 3>lips that appeared unnaturally inflated.

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<v Speaker 1>And stitched at the edges.

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<v Speaker 3>Then they name check South Park depicting Christy Nome, and

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<v Speaker 3>from the met Gallo to the Oscars and every red

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<v Speaker 3>carpet in between, these rich faces are everywhere. A rich

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<v Speaker 3>face is stretched taut, often incapable of varied expressions, and

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<v Speaker 3>plumped with filler or implants or a person's own grafted fat.

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<v Speaker 3>I mentioned earlier that the lovely Miss Bezos there has

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<v Speaker 3>lips that a toddler could sleep on. There so enormous

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<v Speaker 3>she looks ridiculous to my mind, but well exactly, but

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<v Speaker 3>not to hers.

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<v Speaker 6>Not.

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<v Speaker 1>If the point is you need to be ridiculous enough

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<v Speaker 1>that it's obvious, it can't be subtle. I wonder if

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<v Speaker 1>she's had work done. That's not what they want.

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<v Speaker 3>To Oh, no, that would be a swing and a mess,

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<v Speaker 3>which I think all of us have assumed for long

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<v Speaker 3>time because this was true. You wanted subtle enough that

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<v Speaker 3>people didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why. You know.

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<v Speaker 3>You know a woman who'd have little work or something

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<v Speaker 3>like that, and she'd always say, well, I had a

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<v Speaker 3>breathing problem with my nose or whatever, and it's fine, whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>do whatever you want with your life.

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<v Speaker 1>But I kept falling over backwards, so I thought to

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<v Speaker 1>balance myself out, I would get these giant hooters.

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<v Speaker 3>Right exactly, It's just a practical decision. They mentioned the

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<v Speaker 3>number of times in science fiction, from The Hunger Games

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<v Speaker 3>to Doctor Who to I remember the movie Brazil, which

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<v Speaker 3>was a eighties dystopian classic and disturbing and good. They

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<v Speaker 3>featured like wealthy socialites, the super rich you revel in

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<v Speaker 3>luxury and excess, often have sculpted altered faces. But now

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<v Speaker 3>it's among the ultra wealthy that's what they want, and

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<v Speaker 3>they mentioned Let's say they quote plastic surgeons in Washington,

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<v Speaker 3>DC or navigating a surgeon requests for a Mara Lago face.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what women are asking. I want the Mara a

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<v Speaker 3>Lago face. Today's cleverly marketed aesthetic treatments include global facial

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<v Speaker 3>micro optimization, which involves numerous procedures to tweak everything from

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<v Speaker 3>eyetilt to the way light reflects off the jaw and

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<v Speaker 3>costs between one hundred and fifty thousand to three hundred thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>The way light reflects off the jaw, Yes, there's something

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<v Speaker 1>I've never thought about. You don't want an unlit jaw? Yeah, idiots,

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<v Speaker 1>If I ever got work done, I would want it

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<v Speaker 1>to be I would be in that old category of

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want people to notice.

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<v Speaker 3>Cause you're a sad zach poor guy. And here's where

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<v Speaker 3>it gets even crazier. The masses want in. Millennials who

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<v Speaker 3>say they cannot afford homes are spending money on their

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<v Speaker 3>faces instead.

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<v Speaker 1>Looks again, exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>You got vogue in Allure who write articles about when

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<v Speaker 3>not if you should get your face left, because everybody

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<v Speaker 3>should get a facelift.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get my I'm gonna get my neck

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<v Speaker 1>done at some point. I really want to. Oh you should.

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<v Speaker 1>We've had people want us to endorse them before. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we've had companies that want us, wanted us to endorse them,

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<v Speaker 1>and we always said no in the past. I'm saying yes, now,

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<v Speaker 1>whoever's the best out there, I'm willing to endorse your necktuck. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>See, I don't I've yeah. Uh, maybe I'll skip that

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<v Speaker 3>that discussion for now.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, you don't want a necktuck, you want something different.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want anything. What I want sunshiny day in

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<v Speaker 1>my gal by my side. You're not looks maxing. It

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<v Speaker 1>looks max. So is the reason people are looks like

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<v Speaker 1>everybody's looking looks mixing, the way you just predetrade it there,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not if, it's not when, it's not if? But when?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that? Because everybody does the whole posting themselves online

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<v Speaker 1>thing that's such a part of your life. Yeah, I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I don't think about this a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>And they mentioned going from jokes about Joan Rivers back

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<v Speaker 3>in the day saying I've had so much plastic surgery.

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<v Speaker 3>When I die, they'll donate my body to Tupperware. But

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<v Speaker 3>she was ahead of her time. Procedures are a sign

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<v Speaker 3>of making it in the most Kardashian coded way.

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<v Speaker 1>Get rich, then buy a face. Boy, did Joan Rivers

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<v Speaker 1>look weird at the end?

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<v Speaker 3>Woo oh yeah, frightening children ran from her terror.

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<v Speaker 1>One more and one more.

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<v Speaker 3>Note social media's turbo charts the normalization of cosmetic work.

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<v Speaker 1>One plastic surgeon said, that is gen Z patients. This

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<v Speaker 1>is gen z folks. These are kids, you're still young.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really, really sick. They take selfies at their appointments

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<v Speaker 1>as if it's a concert or a get ready with

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<v Speaker 1>Me video. They want everybody to know. It's a way

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<v Speaker 1>to say, look what I just bought. I know a

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<v Speaker 1>woman who got a uh what she called a mommy

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<v Speaker 1>makeover in Mexico. She went down to Mexico to get

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<v Speaker 1>it done, and it was like super cheap. Yeah. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>about the UH, I don't know about the UH. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how i'd feel about when you're down there,

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<v Speaker 1>what you know, if things go wrong, is your insurance covered?

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<v Speaker 1>Or how do I deal with that? Since I don't

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<v Speaker 1>speak the language and just all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, from what I've heard in the ninety percent of

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<v Speaker 3>cases where everything goes fine, you're fine. Sure, it's that

0:28:16.160 --> 0:28:18.320
<v Speaker 3>ten percent you gotta worry about it. If something went wrong,

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<v Speaker 3>it would suck.

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<v Speaker 1>Though you can't talk to anybody, your insurance doesn't cover it.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's one more thing. You don't feel good enough to

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<v Speaker 1>get back to the United States.

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<v Speaker 3>See this is I wouldn't mind having like lots and

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<v Speaker 3>lots of money, but the day I join like this counterculture,

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<v Speaker 3>it'll never happen or subculture never never never never never.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's here's how much you ear's lifted or you're

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<v Speaker 1>I know, knees tucked or something. I don't know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to lose twenty pounds, but who has that time.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, rich face has regional variations. Bravo's Real Housewives

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<v Speaker 1>of the Upper East Side in Hampton have a settler

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<v Speaker 1>look then their counterparts on Netflix is members only Palm

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<v Speaker 1>Beach who dream of access to mar A Lago.

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<v Speaker 3>So the Florida rich face is definitely more look look

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<v Speaker 3>look than the more subtle Northeastern brand.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'll tell you the Rodeo Drive Beverly Hills face

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<v Speaker 1>that I've seen before at the fancy shopping malls is nutty,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's hard not to stare. Of course they want

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<v Speaker 1>you to stare. I assume, yeah, yeah, all right, a

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<v Speaker 1>couple more senses. This is so fascinating to me. Human beings,

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<v Speaker 1>What are you gonna do with them?

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<v Speaker 3>Designer bags may be silly, overpriced, and quite often unethically made,

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<v Speaker 3>but at least there's little chance they will disfigure you.

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<v Speaker 1>Perhaps the risk of a.

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<v Speaker 3>Grizzly outcome is part of the appeal for the ultra

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<v Speaker 3>wealthy to have the ability to pay for the best care,

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<v Speaker 3>along with more treatments if things go wrong. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 3>The luxury of viewing your face lift less as a major,

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<v Speaker 3>potentially ruinous surgery and more as a routine.

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<v Speaker 1>To do list item is the ultimate status symbol.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's kind of like, even if you could afford

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<v Speaker 1>your own plane, you couldn't afford to operate your own plane.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is like, maybe you can afford the surgery,

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<v Speaker 1>but you can't afford the you know, minor tweaks or

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<v Speaker 1>what if something went wrong?

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<v Speaker 3>So right, oh, this Thursday, I almost forgot I'm having

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<v Speaker 3>a face left or a three hundred thousand dollars whatever

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<v Speaker 3>the hell it's called I'm getting the palm beef, my

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<v Speaker 3>palm beach face redone.

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<v Speaker 1>My mar A Lango worried about the way the light

0:30:24.760 --> 0:30:28.720
<v Speaker 1>reflects off my jaw line. I keep my jaw line

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<v Speaker 1>carefully hidden under layers of fat. So bother anyone said,

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<v Speaker 1>nobody told steal it to night. We will finish strong.

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<v Speaker 1>Next earlier we are going through some of the Babylon

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<v Speaker 1>b headlines that were funny from today. Spirit Airlines announces

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<v Speaker 1>they will tell you why they went bankrupt for an

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<v Speaker 1>added fee of fifty dollars. We mentioned this one, which

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<v Speaker 1>is definitely doctors confirm life after age thirty five is

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<v Speaker 1>just endless cycle of dieting and back pain until you die. Correct, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>which is so true. That is funny. But then this

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<v Speaker 1>one which actually leads us into news. Iran issues serious

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<v Speaker 1>threat that they have a massive reserve of more serious

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<v Speaker 1>threats and they're putting their money where their mouth is

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<v Speaker 1>as they are firing on the UAE. Currently, the UAE

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<v Speaker 1>has just said we reserve the right to respond. They

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<v Speaker 1>just made that announcement like in the last ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they are going to respond. And even though

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of us flagged ships got out of the

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<v Speaker 1>straight over removes. Today Iran is fired on a British

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<v Speaker 1>ship and a South Korean ship, and Trump just said,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking with Fox's Trey yinst he threatened that Iran will

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<v Speaker 1>quote be blown off the face of the earth if

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<v Speaker 1>they attack US ships guiding vessels through the Strait of Hormuz.

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<v Speaker 1>Blown off the face of the earth.

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<v Speaker 3>Is a threat back to the ending and entire civilization style, big,

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<v Speaker 3>big threats.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and when we could actually do if we wanted to.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, we have the capability to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see if that actually happens. I think this is

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<v Speaker 1>the week apparently, and maybe today's the day that we

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<v Speaker 1>go back to the war and get to talk about that,

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<v Speaker 1>for better or worse. One other story that I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to bring up. Rudy Giuliani hospitalized in critical critical condition,

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<v Speaker 1>has pneumonia, poor health, eighty one years old. You get

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<v Speaker 1>pneumonia in your eighties and already in poor health. You

0:32:46.880 --> 0:32:48.959
<v Speaker 1>never know what's going to happen. But and I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>hoping he dies. But when Rudy Giuliani does die, and

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<v Speaker 1>he looks like he has been on the doorstep for

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<v Speaker 1>quite some time, will we get some sort of final

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<v Speaker 1>reckoning of what was going on there was he always

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<v Speaker 1>crazy and we just didn't catch on when he led

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<v Speaker 1>America through nine to eleven. If he hadn't gotten involved

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<v Speaker 1>with Trump when he finally died, he would have been

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<v Speaker 1>You know, don't you wish they still made people like that,

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<v Speaker 1>like Rudy Giuliani, You know that sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it took decades for progressives in New York to

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<v Speaker 3>re grab the reins of power because Rudy was so effective.

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<v Speaker 1>As a conservative.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you know, it wasn't permanent, although I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>sure they could have pulled it off if it were

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<v Speaker 3>not for his.

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<v Speaker 1>Unfortunate association with some of Trump's.

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<v Speaker 3>More unfortunate ideas that might have gotten a de Blasio in.

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<v Speaker 1>Well did but did he was he normal at one

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<v Speaker 1>back in the day and then and when he hit

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<v Speaker 1>it or did he go bad as crazy? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>not just because he supported Trump, but then he started

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<v Speaker 1>saying and doing nutty nutty things.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, maybe age wasn't kind to him and he was

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<v Speaker 3>desperate after his divorces because he was broke. I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 3>I'll ride a pony naked into Times Square if it'll

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<v Speaker 3>make me a grand I mean, it's just in that

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<v Speaker 3>part of his life.

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<v Speaker 1>Final thoughts, Strong Eddy, you get the facts. They're sharp

0:34:21.920 --> 0:34:28.320
<v Speaker 1>and steady. Don't shoot fuck Eddy for more from Strong

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<v Speaker 1>and Yet that is so good. Whoever you want, whoever

0:34:33.600 --> 0:34:35.720
<v Speaker 1>you are that made that. That is really high quality.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's your host for final thoughts, Joe Getty.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get a final thought from everybody in the crew

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<v Speaker 3>to wrap up the show for today.

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<v Speaker 1>Michaelangelo in the control room. Michael, what's your final thought? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm missing Katie today. Yeah, there's no one here to

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<v Speaker 1>make us sandwiches and my.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Michael, that is not accepted.

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<v Speaker 5>I know you.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't think it was funny. That's a word sort

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<v Speaker 1>of cloche. It's a good angle, Michael. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Katie's off on maternity to leave Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>Final thought for us, Hanson, I told you it wasn't funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Is a very clever angle. I'm gonna start doing that, Michael. Thanks,

0:35:11.560 --> 0:35:16.799
<v Speaker 1>something doesn't work. I told you, Hanson, that's a bad idea. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>what is my final thought? My final thought is I

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<v Speaker 1>think the war is back and we're gonna be talking

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<v Speaker 1>about it a lot this week. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>My final thought is that Trump's approval rating on the

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<v Speaker 3>cost of living is twenty three percent. On inflation it's

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<v Speaker 3>twenty seven percent, and with their on it's thirty three percent.

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<v Speaker 3>Those are cratery numbers.

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<v Speaker 1>Can he turn them around? Price? No, no, no no no.

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<v Speaker 1>Perhaps the war comes back, guess gets more expensive. It's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna He's gonna be in the teens. Man. When I

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<v Speaker 1>filled up with diesel over the weekend, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>Holy crap, how are people doing this? Armstrong ngetdy wraping

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<v Speaker 1>up another grueling four hour workday.

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<v Speaker 3>So many people with thanks a little time go to

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<v Speaker 3>Armstrong and Giddy dot com for your hot lings, for

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<v Speaker 3>your am G swag, pick up a cool Ang T

0:35:58.640 --> 0:35:59.680
<v Speaker 3>shirt for your favorite fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you see you tomorrow. God bless America. I'm strong

0:36:04.640 --> 0:36:07.439
<v Speaker 1>and getty the loco a little too much, docky Doc.

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<v Speaker 1>We work together and continue to work together and to

0:36:10.320 --> 0:36:13.160
<v Speaker 1>work together. Get out of here. You more on you,

0:36:13.280 --> 0:36:15.680
<v Speaker 1>hear me. I haven't said a word, so stop yelling

0:36:15.680 --> 0:36:15.960
<v Speaker 1>at me.

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<v Speaker 3>So let's go out with If your brother slept with

0:36:19.239 --> 0:36:22.840
<v Speaker 3>your wife totally with the Biden family and you later

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<v Speaker 3>reconciled with him, would you name your next kid after him?

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm trying here. I don't know that I note

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<v Speaker 1>thank you all very much, Armstrong and Getty