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Speaker 1: Today, I effed up by misinterpreting the phrase Netflix and chill,

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Speaker 1: how do you misinterpret that? Also, I'm inviting a girl

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Speaker 1: to foreign film and fuck, what do you think about

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Speaker 1: that foreign film? And fuck? Yeah, that's awesome. Thin gets

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Speaker 1: a little bit classier but also not classier. That's the

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Speaker 1: name of it, like the actual name. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: this is I invited her over. This is the girl.

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Speaker 1: This is the girl that I was talking about. I

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Speaker 1: thought you were talking about some like event called like

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Speaker 1: for like like a foreign film screening, or if she

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Speaker 1: wanted to come over to mine to watch a foreign film.

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Speaker 1: That's hilarious. An old foreign film, an old foreign film. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: foreign film and fuck the old porno's Yeah. I actually

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Speaker 1: watched the other day with Arianna, like like five days ago.

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Speaker 1: We took turns picking a YouTube video to watch and

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Speaker 1: we would each choose a keyword and then watch the

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Speaker 1: first video that came up, and we looked up nineteen

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Speaker 1: fifties porn on YouTube, and there was a whole saga

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Speaker 1: about the title of it was these girls are so stupid,

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Speaker 1: but like nineteen fifty he's in nineteen fifties, like the titling. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was like the music itself. These girls that like

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Speaker 1: got that would that won a beauty contest to come

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Speaker 1: to Hollywood, and then these directors like, all right now,

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Speaker 1: sitting in that pile of hay and get naked, and

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Speaker 1: they're like, what are you doing? Don't fall for these

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Speaker 1: Halloween tricks. Don't go into Hollywood. Scandalous happenings down in Hollywood, California.

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Speaker 1: It's exactly what it sounded like. This happened about six

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Speaker 1: ish years ago when I was a college freshman, a

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Speaker 1: fresh babe ready to be porked. Oh my god. One night,

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Speaker 1: some friends and I were on a double date. I

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Speaker 1: took a guy I just met off Tinder as my date,

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Speaker 1: a fresh slab of meat if I saw on filled

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Speaker 1: that salami cabe. We went out to eat and go

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Speaker 1: bowling afterwards, and the night was going really well. On

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Speaker 1: our way back to the car, he offers me to

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Speaker 1: take me back to his place to Netflix and chill.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what that means? You're just gonna watch

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Speaker 1: a show innocently. We're gonna watch you know, a little

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Speaker 1: Is it cake? Yeah? Is it cake secret? It's cock? Yes?

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Speaker 1: And you guessed it. I didn't know what that actually meant,

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Speaker 1: my sweet, sweet inagcent child. I said, sure, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, we're still walking with my friends, and I

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Speaker 1: tell them to go on without me. I just said

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Speaker 1: that me and my datter are going back to his

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Speaker 1: place to do a little Netflix and chill. They looked

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Speaker 1: concerned and they said, are you sure you just met

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Speaker 1: this guy? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, We're just gonna

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Speaker 1: Netflix and chill like it's no worries, like a little

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Speaker 1: British bake off. I never heard anybody you know what

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Speaker 1: a little coco melon? You know? Honey, honey, honey, he

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Speaker 1: about to get that coco melon? Oh sweet dome probably

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Speaker 1: weirded out, but not knowing I've done risky things before

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Speaker 1: and trusting that I'm fully aware of my actions, they

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Speaker 1: let it go and told me to just text them

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Speaker 1: once I got home. So if that I was off

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Speaker 1: with this guy to his apartment. This is such like

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Speaker 1: a classic sitcom set up where it's like the person like,

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Speaker 1: are you sure you do that? And no one says,

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Speaker 1: what's actually happening going to happen? Yeah? When we got there,

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Speaker 1: I was a little sketched out, And by that I

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Speaker 1: mean the apartment looked kind of sketchy. I just shrugged

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Speaker 1: it off as we walked up the stairs to his apartment,

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Speaker 1: silently hoping it looked better on the inside than the outside. Girl,

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Speaker 1: if the outside is already creeping you out this bad,

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Speaker 1: it's not a good sign. College apartments not the nicest.

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Speaker 1: Well everyone, there wasn't much to look at on the

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Speaker 1: inside because there was no furniture save for a couch

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Speaker 1: in the living room and a mattress on the floor. Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's wrong with the mattress on the floor? Hey? Some

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Speaker 1: people be using that. So there I was standing in

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Speaker 1: the doorway of this desolate room, and instead of being

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Speaker 1: worried about the possibility of being murdered, I asked my

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Speaker 1: date where the TV was TV? He asks, and I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: to watch Netflix. Why else did you bring me here

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Speaker 1: and to chill? And he laughed, and luckily for me,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't the murderous kind bliss. It was more of

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Speaker 1: the bless your sweet little heart kind of laugh. He

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Speaker 1: then promptly explained to me what Netflix and chill actually meant.

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Speaker 1: I was so embarrassed that to make up for the confusion,

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Speaker 1: I gave up my virginity that night. Actually that's what

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Speaker 1: it said edited. I came across this meme today and

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Speaker 1: it reminded me of that night. And that's the end

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Speaker 1: of the story. What you don't need to give it

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Speaker 1: not beca of the confusion. On jeez, this was a here,

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Speaker 1: this was, she said, a meme that reminded me of

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Speaker 1: this incident. It's a little doggy with a little trench

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Speaker 1: co and his thang sticking out. Oh God, God allowed

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Speaker 1: you know, we know what Netflix and chill means. Please yes,