Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Man. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: crazy how many emails I'm gonna get to this hour,
Speaker 1: Because when you have sixteen to go, Chris, I promised
Speaker 1: twenty oh fifteen to go. Man, I've been so on
Speaker 1: point two hours, got five done, one hour left. I
Speaker 1: need to get fifteen done. So we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: change some things and maybe the pacing of the show.
Speaker 1: Remember if you miss any part of the Jesse Kelly Show,
Speaker 1: they podcast the whole thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes.
Speaker 1: Let's get to some more emails. Gosh, I've gotten to
Speaker 1: so many, Jesse. I like to think of myself as
Speaker 1: a rational human being. Have enjoyed your show, Twitter feed
Speaker 1: and overall perspective slash humor regarding the state of our country.
Speaker 1: Your burger recipe took it to another level. It is
Speaker 1: and will be the only way we make one in
Speaker 1: our household. But your stance against ricotta cheese has turned
Speaker 1: me into a jet see Kelly's soldier, willing to fight
Speaker 1: on the front lines politically and at the dinner table.
Speaker 1: I was always the difficult one for asking for the
Speaker 1: lasagna dish to be made without it finally the voice
Speaker 1: of reason. Screw ricotta cheese. I'm done with it all right.
Speaker 1: And yeah, lasagna, How good would lasagna be? You have
Speaker 1: the nice little sheets of pasta and then some sort
Speaker 1: of a meat sauce, and then you got all this
Speaker 1: mozzarella in there, and it's just bursting with parsley and flavors. Oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, we need some foul cheese paste. Let's
Speaker 1: ruin lasagna with it. So we're moving on from that. Oh,
Speaker 1: I did love this from al Gore, these people and
Speaker 1: ever have you ever noticed from virtually every subject, actually
Speaker 1: this applies to, from COVID to so many other things.
Speaker 1: All these horrible things are happening. It's just that you,
Speaker 1: you personally can't see it. I promised they're happening. You
Speaker 1: can't see it. Remember, during COVID, hospitals are overwhelmed, millions
Speaker 1: are dying. Let me ask you something. Would you ever
Speaker 1: see that? No? No, no, no, I didn't say you
Speaker 1: saw a story about it on the news. I didn't
Speaker 1: say you saw something about it on social media. Did
Speaker 1: you ever see the hospitals overwhelmed? Did you ever see
Speaker 1: people around you dropping like flies? Oh? I know some
Speaker 1: people got sick because everyone knew that someone who got COVID.
Speaker 1: I got COVID. Everyone got it. But did you see
Speaker 1: this huge pandemic or did you hear about the huge pandemic? Huh.
Speaker 1: They do the same thing with climate change global warming
Speaker 1: all the time. No, I know, you don't feel it.
Speaker 1: You're just sitting there and everything seems kind of normal.
Speaker 1: But did you know the polar ice caps are melting? Well,
Speaker 1: that seems like that's when they roll out all the time.
Speaker 1: Why do they always roll out the polar ice caps though?
Speaker 1: Why because you can't see them. You're not at one
Speaker 1: of the north poles. You're not at the South pole.
Speaker 1: Even Kamala's not at one of the pools. Believe it
Speaker 1: or not, you can't see it. So they tell you
Speaker 1: that all the time, which is why I love I
Speaker 1: love rants like this by al Gore or at the
Speaker 1: w And the accumulated amount is now trapping as much
Speaker 1: extra heat as would be released by six hundred thousand
Speaker 1: herosia mclass atomic bombs exploding every single day on the Earth.
Speaker 1: That's what's boiling the oceans, creating the boiling the oceans. Now, look, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm not Jimmy Buffett here. But I spent a lot
Speaker 1: of time at the ocean, or as much time around
Speaker 1: the water as I can. You know, I'm just a
Speaker 1: water person. Lakes, oceans. I love it. I get around
Speaker 1: it every chance I get. We went to the beach
Speaker 1: for Christmas time. I love the ocean, trying to get
Speaker 1: out on a boat as much as possible. I spent
Speaker 1: a ton of time in the ocean, and I have
Speaker 1: missed the boiling water. Huh. In fact, last couple of
Speaker 1: times I was in it, it seems cold almost, But
Speaker 1: I'm sure that probably your experience as well. But you
Speaker 1: should understand it's boiling somewhere. No no, no, no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you haven't you haven't seen it, but just out of
Speaker 1: your view, just over the horizon, you just can't quite
Speaker 1: see it yet, it's boiling. I don't see any climate change.
Speaker 1: I see just patterns in the weather. But there've always
Speaker 1: been patterns in the weather. This doesn't see it. But
Speaker 1: that's because you're not at the North Pole watching the
Speaker 1: ice caps melts. It'll be water world any minute. It's
Speaker 1: always a disaster, just that one you can't quite see.
Speaker 1: So you need these people to describe the disaster for you,
Speaker 1: just like COVID, Just like COVID. Chris, Apparently the show
Speaker 1: is going to be an anti communist dating show. And
Speaker 1: I was originally hesitant about this, and then I decided,
Speaker 1: isn't this a good thing? We are bringing anti communists
Speaker 1: together to go get married and make babies. What, Chris,
Speaker 1: it can be the meeting greet for the book signings
Speaker 1: at the bar. That's brilliant, an anti communists meet up.
Speaker 1: So here we go once again. This one is going
Speaker 1: to apply to well, she says, Houston is where she is,
Speaker 1: but I'm as, look, a dime will move if you're
Speaker 1: in Texas or in the vicinity. That doesn't mean if
Speaker 1: you were in Nilans you should be ignoring this. Here
Speaker 1: she is, dear matchmaker Jesse, given your latest success at matchmaking,
Speaker 1: I'm submitting my dating resume to be shared with your
Speaker 1: male listeners between the ages of thirty two and thirty eight. Fellas,
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean if you're forty, don't shoot your shot.
Speaker 1: Shoot your shot. These women never know what they want anyway.
Speaker 1: She goes on to say, I'm not exactly sure what
Speaker 1: this will mean, but you know, freedom is not free
Speaker 1: her name. I'm not actually going to give out her name.
Speaker 1: Her age is thirty four political party, anti communist. I
Speaker 1: already love this woman. She's in Houston, she said, looks
Speaker 1: a dime. I love that favorite food is Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Burger's favorite religion Jesus. She even throws in what Chris
Speaker 1: her favorite sheets or Geeza samage making skills ten out
Speaker 1: of ten. She says of note, I'm unvaxed, never married,
Speaker 1: I have no kids. Although I am, I too, am
Speaker 1: ready to procreate and breed some more anti communists. Be
Speaker 1: it known that if I have any faults, it's that
Speaker 1: I love a good meat loaf and have yet to
Speaker 1: switch to pure talk. Get on it, woman, She says.
Speaker 1: What she's looking for is anti communist, a believer in Christ. Sorry, Chris,
Speaker 1: you need not apply. She wants a leader and a protector.
Speaker 1: I know you're married, Chris, but I didn't know if
Speaker 1: it was working out all right, I didn't want to
Speaker 1: pry anyway. Gun owner, preferably unvaxed. Lover of history is
Speaker 1: a plus. So there you go, Chris. I'm gonna set
Speaker 1: this one aside too. Maybe we'll get somebody in Texas
Speaker 1: to track down or interested in this time I'm totally
Speaker 1: down for being I was against it. I'm totally down
Speaker 1: for being the anti communist stating show. No hear me out, Chris.
Speaker 1: What have we said a thousand times ever? And it
Speaker 1: is true. Yeah, they own all the institutions, and they
Speaker 1: have all this, and they have all that. We talk
Speaker 1: about all the problems. But here here's something you can
Speaker 1: take heart in these people for many reasons. They're not breeding.
Speaker 1: They're not they're not making more of themselves. They're not breeding.
Speaker 1: They've all gone LGBTQ Air Force or they're on the
Speaker 1: nineteenth boosters shots. So everything is just shriveled up and
Speaker 1: dead at this point in time. These people aren't breeding. Plus,
Speaker 1: remember these are all the people who were on record
Speaker 1: saying people having people on the planet is actually a poison.
Speaker 1: So they feel like they're doing the earth well by
Speaker 1: not breeding. They're not breeding. How do we win long term?
Speaker 1: We get married and we make babies. Get married and
Speaker 1: make babies. We will outbreed these people. Shot. I've got
Speaker 1: a story here. I can't find it because I don't
Speaker 1: do prep work for the show, but there's a story somewhere.
Speaker 1: It'll probably be in headlines at the end. China's got
Speaker 1: a huge problem. Their populations on decline. They're not breeding.
Speaker 1: You want to beat the chi coms, Go get married
Speaker 1: and make a bunch of babies. Make a bunch of
Speaker 1: anti communist babies out there. Huh how about that, Chris,
Speaker 1: And don't abort it. That's important. It's not just the
Speaker 1: procreation part, the getting married in procreation part, that's the
Speaker 1: fun part. Have the baby as well and raise it,
Speaker 1: love that baby as God's child as it is. Preborn
Speaker 1: is out there providing that opportunity to women across the country,
Speaker 1: women in the worst neighborhoods who don't think they have options.
Speaker 1: Those neighborhoods, the heavy abortion neighborhoods. That's where Preborn goes
Speaker 1: and sets up their pro life clinics. Did you know that?
Speaker 1: You know that right in the belly of the beast,
Speaker 1: they offer these women free ultrasounds. She hears that heartbeat,
Speaker 1: she chooses life. It costs pre Born twenty eight dollars.
Speaker 1: It doesn't cost a young lady anything. Twenty eight bucks
Speaker 1: buys at ultrasound one hundred and forty buys. Five of them.
Speaker 1: Go to preborn dot com slash Jesse and save a
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Speaker 1: We heard the term living in the shadows, or we
Speaker 1: hear the term living in the shadows all the time,
Speaker 1: Yet our federal, state and local governments roll out the
Speaker 1: red carpet for every single illegal that crosses the border.
Speaker 1: Need a phone, you got it, Need a ride, you
Speaker 1: got it, Medical care absolutely, food you got it, housing
Speaker 1: got it, cash got it. They're not living in the shadows. Well, yes,
Speaker 1: this goes along the lines with that feminist line. The
Speaker 1: real president, Jill Biden, uses this line all the time
Speaker 1: about how women have been silenced for solo, We've been silenced.
Speaker 1: They shut us up. American women never shut up. They
Speaker 1: never stopped talk at all. Every time you turn around,
Speaker 1: there's a woman in your face screaming about this. They're
Speaker 1: complaining about this, or they're all over TV talking about
Speaker 1: how up rest they are in the wage gap and
Speaker 1: we can't do this and the glass ceiling this. Yet
Speaker 1: they talk about being silenced illegal immigrants. Illegal immigrants should
Speaker 1: be treated like crap. I'm sorry if that makes you uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: but they should be treated like crap because they're illegal,
Speaker 1: and they're here intentionally violating our illegal immigration laws. The
Speaker 1: conditions illegal immigration illegal immigrants should be held in, if
Speaker 1: they're held at all, should be little better than a prison,
Speaker 1: and they're only held there until they are sent back
Speaker 1: from whence they came. That is an actual immigration policy
Speaker 1: that a sane country interested in surviving would enact. But
Speaker 1: since we live in the United States of America and
Speaker 1: we have somehow filled this country up with communists who
Speaker 1: hate the play, we do roll out the red carpet form. Oh,
Speaker 1: come on in. Oh, I'm sorry, your bed's uncomfortable. How
Speaker 1: about an xbox. Here's a free phone. Let's get you
Speaker 1: a place to stay. Well, the Statue of Liberty has
Speaker 1: an inscription after all, freaking idiotic? All right, pilots and
Speaker 1: EKGs and many more emails. Next, Jesse Kelly returns. Next
Speaker 1: it is the Jesse Kelly Show. And this song's overrated.
Speaker 1: I don't care who says that it's one of the
Speaker 1: most overrated overplayed songs out there, Chris. It goes right
Speaker 1: along the lines of that Frampton song I want you
Speaker 1: to want Me, I need it. It's it's no, no, no,
Speaker 1: It's the same kind of song gets No, it's okay,
Speaker 1: it's not more than okay. It gets play all the time,
Speaker 1: like it's the Stairway to Heaven. It's not that, all right,
Speaker 1: it's not that Stairway to Heaven is not overplayed. You're overplayed, Chris,
Speaker 1: You're overplayed, all right. Back to the Jesse Kelly show. Okay.
Speaker 1: I want to give credit to Steve Kirsch. I don't
Speaker 1: know who that is, but apparently he has a substack
Speaker 1: and he did some digging on it. The FAA has
Speaker 1: very quietly tacitly admitted that the e kgs of pilots
Speaker 1: are no longer normal. We should be concerned, very concerned.
Speaker 1: In case you missed it, the major airlines all put
Speaker 1: in a vaccine mandate. I know because there was this
Speaker 1: huge revolt within the airline industry. My emails are full
Speaker 1: of these commercial airline pilots. They tried to join forces
Speaker 1: to stop this mandate, but they were unsuccessful in doing so.
Speaker 1: And now we have a bunch of pilots out there
Speaker 1: flying the friendly skies with hearts that may not be
Speaker 1: doing that well. And when you combine that with this
Speaker 1: little tidbit, this is a pilot the male voice. You're
Speaker 1: gonna hear on. This is a pilot and he's describing
Speaker 1: all these world leaders at Davos. They want to reduce
Speaker 1: those CO two emissions and stuff like that. And these
Speaker 1: are all the major pharmaceutical companies. Right. Well, I want
Speaker 1: you to listen to one of the requirements these world
Speaker 1: leaders have for their private jet pilots, the US Freedom Fliers.
Speaker 1: Josh Yoda, he's the head president of the US Freedom Fliers.
Speaker 1: He said, they're getting calls now from wealthy businessmen and
Speaker 1: to fly their executives around on business jets with unvaccinated crew.
Speaker 1: Now they get the luxury of being able to choose
Speaker 1: because there are still a large amount of crew available
Speaker 1: in the United States who are not vaccinated because the
Speaker 1: companies they work for didn't mandate it. These wealthy businessmen
Speaker 1: are requiring un vaccinated crew on their business Oh that's good,
Speaker 1: So buckle up tight next time you hop on that
Speaker 1: Delta Airlines flight. No, but let's hope they got an
Speaker 1: extra pilot and maybe a defibrillator. Defibrillator I said that
Speaker 1: right the first time. Chris, Gosh, my community college was
Speaker 1: so underrated. What Chris, almost three years of community college credits.
Speaker 1: Good luck matching that kind of education. Crazy timing. This
Speaker 1: is an email again, just churning through emails, Crazy timing.
Speaker 1: You've been talking about adopting a couple times over the
Speaker 1: past few weeks. We are praying it with our second kid,
Speaker 1: and just found out we won't be able to have
Speaker 1: any more after this. We want to raise a big
Speaker 1: family of anti communists, and you happen to talk about
Speaker 1: it at the same time. I heard someone call in
Speaker 1: today that it's easier and less expensive than people think.
Speaker 1: Can you direct your audience in this process? No, I
Speaker 1: cannot direct my audience in this process. But like we
Speaker 1: always do on this show, when I don't know something,
Speaker 1: which is such a rarity. But when I don't know something,
Speaker 1: we find someone who does. So let me ask you something.
Speaker 1: I'm asking you. I'm asking a favor of you, all right,
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly's show is the email address. I
Speaker 1: never did it, you know, I wished I had. But
Speaker 1: adoption is just the most blessed thing you can do
Speaker 1: for another human being, taking somebody out of a terrible
Speaker 1: situation and what is possibly going to be a very
Speaker 1: terrible future, in giving them love and a life and
Speaker 1: just changing someone's life. Right. We joke all the time
Speaker 1: about it, but that really is changing someone's life. If
Speaker 1: there's somebody in the audience, and I'm sure there is
Speaker 1: somebody in the audience who can maybe walk people through
Speaker 1: the adoption process by email, I will read it on
Speaker 1: the air, but hear me out. But I did not
Speaker 1: ask you for a college thesis. If it's more than
Speaker 1: one page, I'm gone. If you look at it and
Speaker 1: it's ten paragraphs, I'm gone. Dumb this down for people.
Speaker 1: Make this simple. People were busy, people were in traffic,
Speaker 1: people were making dinner, people are working out. Keep this
Speaker 1: to some bullet points so I can walk people through
Speaker 1: it step by step. Make it something I can walk
Speaker 1: someone through in five minutes. We should be out there
Speaker 1: adopting kids. We should. That's something we should be doing.
Speaker 1: That's a good thing. I'm not putting pressure on you.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it, so I'm not telling you to
Speaker 1: do something I'm not doing. But that's man, there's nothing
Speaker 1: more wonderful than that. So let's help each other out.
Speaker 1: If you know, if you've gone through it, or you're
Speaker 1: an expert on it, maybe work in that industry. Give
Speaker 1: me a dumbed down email and I will read it
Speaker 1: tomorrow Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Oh symmetrical one.
Speaker 1: Heavy D is evolving to shore up his perceived weakness.
Speaker 1: He's taking criticism and learning. He's been seen as alof
Speaker 1: and perceived as unwilling to engage in standard retail politics.
Speaker 1: A political article today recounts how he worked a room
Speaker 1: of donors, so on and so forth. I don't think
Speaker 1: retail politics wins presidential elections, but it shows Heavy D
Speaker 1: will take good advice, absorbed critics, change his behavior, sure weaknesses,
Speaker 1: so on and so forth. He's getting stronger and better.
Speaker 1: This is important. This is how we win, he says.
Speaker 1: His name is Adam. Okay, let's let's talk some Heavy
Speaker 1: D here for a minute. Now. I'm going to tell
Speaker 1: you some things I know, all right, when I tell
Speaker 1: you when I have a theory or when I'm doing
Speaker 1: one of my stupid oracle predictions or something like that.
Speaker 1: And I also tell you when I know something when.
Speaker 1: But just by virtue of doing this job, I get
Speaker 1: to know enough people in the political industry that I
Speaker 1: now know certain things. Many of these, most of them
Speaker 1: I can share with you, even if I have to
Speaker 1: withhold names and stuff like that. Whenever I have the
Speaker 1: inside scoop, I give you the inside scoop. I'm about
Speaker 1: to give you a little inside scoop stuff on heavy D,
Speaker 1: on Rhonda Santis of Florida, on his run at the presidency,
Speaker 1: on his strengths, on his weaknesses. We're about to talk
Speaker 1: about this in a frank way. Again. If you're a
Speaker 1: hardcore heavy D person, maybe this will hurt to hear.
Speaker 1: Maybe you'll love to hear it. I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: going to give you what I know all right. Now.
Speaker 1: Before I do that, I want you to do something
Speaker 1: for me. I want you to stop cheating yourself because
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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. What is this, Chris? What is this? Sonding do?
Speaker 1: Dragon Force is the name of the band. I think
Speaker 1: we've had this talk on the air before, haven't we?
Speaker 1: Dragon Force? Is this a modern band? You don't know
Speaker 1: at all? Dragon It sounds sweet? Dang. That should have
Speaker 1: been the name of our band, dragon Force. I want
Speaker 1: to dragons Force. I'd be sweet. All Right, It's the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show, the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. You
Speaker 1: can email let's Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Heavy D. Because the email said he's
Speaker 1: getting better at retail politics. And I told you I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you some things I know. Here are some
Speaker 1: things I know. One is Heavy D. You gonna get in?
Speaker 1: Is he not going to get in? Heavy D's already in.
Speaker 1: Heavy D has created a presidential campaign team and has
Speaker 1: been angling to run for office. For run for president,
Speaker 1: and he's done this a long time ago. I don't
Speaker 1: care what well, I didn't hear him say, I don't
Speaker 1: care what. I'm telling you what I know. Your opinion
Speaker 1: on this part of it doesn't matter because I'm telling
Speaker 1: you what I know. But this is what I know.
Speaker 1: I know the people on his team, I know the running. No,
Speaker 1: I don't know him personally. I've never met him, nor
Speaker 1: do I care to meet him again. I don't wave
Speaker 1: anyone's pom poms. I was at Marlago for a different
Speaker 1: event and I didn't want to meet Trump. Well, I
Speaker 1: should say I didn't ask to me, and it's not
Speaker 1: like I would have shunned him. I would have shaken
Speaker 1: his hand, taken a picture of whatever. But they ask,
Speaker 1: you know, hey, do you want to meet him? I said,
Speaker 1: I'm good, No, I want I want a decent steak
Speaker 1: and I want to leave. No. I don't wave palm pomps.
Speaker 1: But I'm telling you I know this. He's running already.
Speaker 1: That's one. Two. I know several people who not only
Speaker 1: know him personally, they have spent a significant amount of
Speaker 1: time with him and knew him a long time ago
Speaker 1: and still today. And I'm telling you right now. If
Speaker 1: you're a rond a Santis fan, this may hurt. If
Speaker 1: you hate his guts and your hard coin Trump's corner,
Speaker 1: this will make you feel good. There's different types of intelligence.
Speaker 1: There are different types of intelligence. As you know, I'm
Speaker 1: not an intelligent person, but with people, I'm pretty good.
Speaker 1: If I get in a room and I have to
Speaker 1: work a room with some people, I can work a
Speaker 1: room with some people. All right, I can do that. Look,
Speaker 1: that's my youngest son, My youngest son. That kind of
Speaker 1: way just has a people I Q that's off the charts.
Speaker 1: He could sit down he's twelve years old. He could
Speaker 1: sit down at a dinner table with us as adults.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't think, Oh, who's this annoying kid? Do you
Speaker 1: think this kid's freaking hilarious? He's just very sharp, very
Speaker 1: good with people. The kid knows nothing about geography. It's
Speaker 1: actually amazing. He has straight a's in school. He asked
Speaker 1: me if Paris was a country the other day. He's twelve.
Speaker 1: I thought he was messing with me, almost grounded him.
Speaker 1: I thought he was I thought he was joking. He
Speaker 1: looks at he looks at places, and it just doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense to him. It doesn't go in my oldest son.
Speaker 1: My oldest son is different when it comes to his passions.
Speaker 1: He's more of it. He likes to draw, he likes
Speaker 1: to run, he likes to swim. I've never seen a
Speaker 1: human being in my life who is better about knowing
Speaker 1: locations in places. If you drive with my son one
Speaker 1: time in the car, he is a I call him
Speaker 1: the human GPS. He can get you there and he
Speaker 1: can get you home again. It is amazing. Nope, I
Speaker 1: know that. I know that. I know he'll read a
Speaker 1: textbook about animals and he knows all the facts that
Speaker 1: are in it. He has. They have different kinds of
Speaker 1: IQ's Donald Trump's people. IQ is off the charts. He
Speaker 1: is dripping with charisma. I don't care if you hate him,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter to me at all. I hate Barack Obama.
Speaker 1: Barack Obama was dripping with charisma. Charisma matters. Trump has
Speaker 1: loads of it. Heavy D has none, none, and close
Speaker 1: friends of his that know him personally will tell you
Speaker 1: he's always been this way. There are these stories going
Speaker 1: around about Heavy D and you may love it, you
Speaker 1: may hate it, but still it's probably not good. Heavy
Speaker 1: D has you get major donors. When you become a
Speaker 1: big shot governor running for president, you get people who
Speaker 1: will stroke you a check for your campaign pack or whatever. Hey,
Speaker 1: here's one hundred grand, here's half million dollars go one
Speaker 1: for president. That's a major donor. That means that guy
Speaker 1: you don't want to do him any favors, You don't
Speaker 1: want to be crooked. But he kind of needs a
Speaker 1: phone call and maybe a personal thank you, And if
Speaker 1: he shows up at one of your events, he really
Speaker 1: needs a little personal time with him. You gotta give
Speaker 1: that guy a hug and take a picture with that
Speaker 1: guy and thank him and maybe even take him for
Speaker 1: a stake. Maybe d just ignores him. You can't care
Speaker 1: about him at all. Now, if you're one of these
Speaker 1: drain the swamp types like me and you, you love
Speaker 1: that right can't be bought. That's good man. You got
Speaker 1: to get better than that to be president. Okay, that guy,
Speaker 1: even if he's in it for the cause, he's gonna
Speaker 1: chafe at not getting a phone call, not getting a
Speaker 1: Oh he shouldn't, you're right, he shouldn't. But that's not reality.
Speaker 1: That's not how people work. Heavy d struggles with people.
Speaker 1: That is going to be an issue. You say it's
Speaker 1: not going to be an issue. But that's because you're
Speaker 1: a hardcore who doesn't vote on that. I'm a hardcore
Speaker 1: who doesn't vote on that. Charisma does matter. Barack Obama
Speaker 1: was a two term president because of it. An absolute
Speaker 1: committed died in the War America hating communist, with so
Speaker 1: many anti American radicals who raised him. He would never
Speaker 1: have been qualified to get a security clearance in this government.
Speaker 1: And yet he was president not once but twice, with
Speaker 1: views radically outside of the norm of this country. Why
Speaker 1: has Dad gone? He was charming. Being president is a
Speaker 1: popularity contest. It's why Donald Trump was there too. To
Speaker 1: dude drips charisma. I'm not saying heavy d can't get better,
Speaker 1: but that's the apport. That's the opinion portion of it.
Speaker 1: He has to get better. It's not an opinion that
Speaker 1: he sucks at it. The opinion is he has to
Speaker 1: get better to be president. Is he improving in that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. How do you improve your IQ on
Speaker 1: certain things? Chris was just messing during the commercial break.
Speaker 1: He was under the desk in his weirdo control room
Speaker 1: with all these computers and buttons and knobs, and he
Speaker 1: was on there like touching dwires and doing all kinds
Speaker 1: of things, and I joked with him, I said, hey,
Speaker 1: you need a hand, and he just got up and
Speaker 1: laughed in my freaking face because no one wants me
Speaker 1: in there helping. I couldn't do it. You can say
Speaker 1: I could learn, I would disagree with you. It's not
Speaker 1: how my mind works. I can't look at all. I
Speaker 1: can't look at all these knobs and buttons and wires.
Speaker 1: They don't make any sense to me and might as
Speaker 1: well be in Chinese Mandarin. Sorry, but it doesn't make
Speaker 1: any sense to me. I can't change what I'm good
Speaker 1: at and what I'm bad at, can he? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, all right, well, nay. All I know
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Speaker 1: listening to an audiobook equivalent to reading a physical book.
Speaker 1: I'm constantly listening to audiobooks, but my wife claims it
Speaker 1: doesn't count because I'm not sitting down with the physical book.
Speaker 1: She considers it blasphemy to say I read when I
Speaker 1: only listen to it. Do you have an opinion you
Speaker 1: didn't read a book. You listen to a book. No,
Speaker 1: don't say that, Chris, you didn't know. It's not the
Speaker 1: same information, Chris, it's not the look. I'm just being
Speaker 1: a snob about it because I love to read as Maybe, look,
Speaker 1: we talk about different types of people. Maybe you're the
Speaker 1: type of person who absorbs through audio. Maybe you maybe
Speaker 1: you're the person who absorbs or I personally I absorb visually.
Speaker 1: When I read something, I absorb it. What Chris? Stop
Speaker 1: asking me that, Chris, Chris just asked me of my book,
Speaker 1: which is I'll be able to make the announcement. I
Speaker 1: think within two weeks. I think I think within two weeks,
Speaker 1: maybe less than two weeks, I'll be able to make
Speaker 1: the announcement. We're finalizing everything, it got approved and whatnot.
Speaker 1: Everyone keeps asking me if there's gonna be an audio version.
Speaker 1: Am I going to read the audio version? I don't
Speaker 1: know of any plans to do that right now. I
Speaker 1: don't know that I have enough time. I don't know
Speaker 1: that I have enough voice. You know, you only have
Speaker 1: enough voice. You only have so much voice in any
Speaker 1: given day, and now I talk for four hours a
Speaker 1: day like a woman. I don't know that I'll be
Speaker 1: able to handle anything more. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: can do that. If I can do an audio version
Speaker 1: of it for you, I will. I will put it
Speaker 1: to you that way. If I can do it, I will.
Speaker 1: I told you I didn't really read the contract, per se.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean maybe an audiobooks already being
Speaker 1: recorded for all I know. I just don't know anything
Speaker 1: about it. All right, one more segment. How many emails
Speaker 1: we have to get to Chris, like ten or something.
Speaker 1: I'll be fine, don't worry about it. Email round up next,
Speaker 1: miss something. There's a podcast getting on demand wherever podcasts
Speaker 1: are found, The Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. And we don't have any time to waste
Speaker 1: because I've only got nine emails done. I promise twenty.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a liar, So we don't
Speaker 1: have very much time. And I'm gonna get to those.
Speaker 1: Before I get to those, though, I'm going to do this.
Speaker 1: Let's make sure we are putting our money in things
Speaker 1: that we can touch. And feel. Huh, I know. Have
Speaker 1: you've seen what they said about the housing market. There's
Speaker 1: a bunch of stats out there to day about Kabe
Speaker 1: Holmes and how the home builders are a great indicator
Speaker 1: of where we're going. You know, cancelations are at sixty
Speaker 1: eight percent, the previous high fifty. We haven't ever seen
Speaker 1: anything like this. Buy real estate from people who know
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Speaker 1: the rental process, the closing. All you do is sit
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Speaker 1: Keep that in mind. When you call them, you can
Speaker 1: let them know, done for you, Jesse dot com. Hard things,
Speaker 1: things you can touch and feel. That market is not
Speaker 1: to be trusted. Real estate, all right, real estate, gold,
Speaker 1: silver land. That's where we put our money right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: and now here's a headline. But we didn't get to you,
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse. If you could go back in time, in
Speaker 1: any time period, terminator style and have to be there
Speaker 1: for at least a week. Where would you go and
Speaker 1: how would you survive? Thanks love your show. I would
Speaker 1: most definitely go to ancient Roman times. I would wade
Speaker 1: into this even if it killed me. I would wander
Speaker 1: through the streets of Rome. I would figure out things
Speaker 1: I could do to make money. Maybe I would fight
Speaker 1: in a gladiator tournament, and when I died, I would
Speaker 1: have a sweet story about dying. Jesse died doing time
Speaker 1: travel gladiator stuff, then it would be the greatest thing ever, Jesse.
Speaker 1: Why do people fund presidential candidates that don't have a chance.
Speaker 1: I understand candidates running for access and publicity for their brand,
Speaker 1: but but about those who fund them? Well, a lot
Speaker 1: of these funds when it comes to political candidates, remember this,
Speaker 1: it buys access to that candidate. That's two. Almost all
Speaker 1: political money is money that doesn't hurt. If I bring
Speaker 1: on some person, which I rarely do, running for office,
Speaker 1: he's an anti communist and you love him, you will
Speaker 1: give him five dollars. You will give him fifty dollars,
Speaker 1: or maybe you'll give him five hundred dollars. Whatever amount
Speaker 1: you will give him, it will be an amount that
Speaker 1: doesn't hurt. Because you have bills to pay. But that
Speaker 1: same thing applies to mega rich people Unlike you and me.
Speaker 1: There are people out there who can simply write a
Speaker 1: check for five hundred thousand dollars and never know they
Speaker 1: lost it. So that's why they do it. Do your
Speaker 1: menu whisper, what hot dog do you buy and what's
Speaker 1: on it? I buy the Ballpark bun size, all beef wieners,
Speaker 1: That's what I buy. I am a very traditional person
Speaker 1: when it comes to that catchhip mustard. I like some
Speaker 1: diced onions. If I can get a spicy haalepeno relish
Speaker 1: on there, it's fine. Keep that garbage Chicago dog out
Speaker 1: of my face. And your Hebrew National dog suck to Chris,
Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris, of course supports the Hebrew National dogs.
Speaker 1: They suck. They're not the only ones. I just told you.
Speaker 1: I eat all beef wieners. Those have to be kosher. Chris,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Ballpark knows Jewish food your oracle. I
Speaker 1: remember some months ago you spoke about a city designated
Speaker 1: for the elites in East Germany. In East Germany, that
Speaker 1: city was called Wadsawdung. I can't pronounce it. It starts
Speaker 1: with a wwaid that's pronounced it. Remember the Communist Committee
Speaker 1: in East Germany. They didn't want to live in crappy
Speaker 1: East Germany either, because communism sucks. So what did they do?
Speaker 1: Did they change policies to make it not suck? No,
Speaker 1: they simply built themselves a nice community, all walled in
Speaker 1: so nobody could ever hurt them for living like hypocrites.
Speaker 1: They had restaurants, they had movie theaters, they had a
Speaker 1: lovely little neighborhood. Because remember, communism is never for the
Speaker 1: people who actually enforce it and rule over it. Communism
Speaker 1: is simply for the peasants. Jesse, thank you for all
Speaker 1: you do for us. I can't tell you how much
Speaker 1: I enjoy your show, love your history and military stories.
Speaker 1: I was wondering, you do ever kick yourself for not
Speaker 1: staying in and retiring. No. I never intended to stay
Speaker 1: in and do a lifetime thing. I only wanted to
Speaker 1: do one deployment. They tried to recruit me to stay
Speaker 1: and go military intelligence. They wouldn't promise me foreign language training,
Speaker 1: so I packed it up and packed it in and bailed. Yes, Chris,
Speaker 1: I did consider the mercenary thing briefly, but didn't want
Speaker 1: to murder poachers, because I'd have to tell my mom
Speaker 1: and she would be upset. Sultry sounding Showgun. I've heard
Speaker 1: from people in the know that you have a symmetrical
Speaker 1: face like Denzel and that's the reason for your stunning
Speaker 1: good looks. But that's said, I don't think i've heard
Speaker 1: your humble opinion on your wonderful voice. Whenever I play
Speaker 1: press or whenever I press play on your voice, I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm listening to somewhere between James Earl Jones
Speaker 1: and Samuel Elliott. Your audience would love to hear your unabassed,
Speaker 1: unbiased opinion on the quality or your voice. Actually, I
Speaker 1: have a little story about this. I don't think there's
Speaker 1: anything to my voice. I understand people like my voice.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. But I do have a funny
Speaker 1: story about this, about God working in mysterious ways. I
Speaker 1: was running for Congress a long time ago in Tucson.
Speaker 1: You longtime listeners will remember this story. And there was
Speaker 1: a big show there in Tucson called John Justice. Now
Speaker 1: he's still my buddy. He does a big morning show
Speaker 1: up twin Cities. News Talk in Minneapolis does a great
Speaker 1: morning show. I love John, but John was the Big
Speaker 1: Cheese in Tucson, and as someone running for office, you
Speaker 1: wanted to get on the local conservative radio show. And
Speaker 1: John and I got to know each other. We got
Speaker 1: along well, so I would go on a show often,
Speaker 1: and I would oftentimes go down to the studio and
Speaker 1: be on there for a while. I'm campaigning for Congress,
Speaker 1: I'm waiting to go on John's show one day down
Speaker 1: at the studio, and in radio studios, it's really weird.
Speaker 1: Everyone I've ever been in there are studios where people
Speaker 1: are doing a show, but there are all these studios
Speaker 1: that are just empty. It's like they're there for nothing.
Speaker 1: So I find an empty studio right across the hall
Speaker 1: from John's studio, and I was on the phone. You're
Speaker 1: always on the phone when you're running for office, trying
Speaker 1: to raise money, trying to do this, trying to do that.
Speaker 1: I was on the phone, was somebody, don't remember who
Speaker 1: I was talking to. The studio was empty. I hang up.
Speaker 1: It's just a bunch of chairs and microphones. I hang up.
Speaker 1: Some guy walks in and he asked me, He's I've
Speaker 1: never seen this person in my life before or since.
Speaker 1: And he asked me, are you in radio? I said,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, I'm Jesse Kelly. I'm running for Congress
Speaker 1: down there. He said, okay, well, I'm a producer for
Speaker 1: ESPN Radio. You should definitely be in radio with a
Speaker 1: voice like that. And he turned around and he walked away.
Speaker 1: I'll never know that person's name. I guarantee he doesn't
Speaker 1: know doesn't remember that conversation. I carried that conversation around
Speaker 1: with me for years. This is probably in two thousand
Speaker 1: and eight. This happened. Remember I didn't get a radio
Speaker 1: show till twenty eighteen, but it was always in the
Speaker 1: back of my mind. Really a radio voice, no way,
Speaker 1: I had no idea. How about that, Chris, I know
Speaker 1: they're fifteen, Okay, oracle who came up with the idea
Speaker 1: to have listeners email questions and comments to you? That
Speaker 1: was both of our ideas. I think that was me
Speaker 1: and Chris. The emails are better because the emails you
Speaker 1: don't get somebody having stage right like you do on
Speaker 1: the phone. On the phone, I yell at you know,
Speaker 1: small talk, don't ask me how I'm doing, don't. But
Speaker 1: a lot of that stuff, A lot of what you
Speaker 1: hear in phone calls that you hate, a lot of
Speaker 1: the reason I don't take them. People get intimidated because
Speaker 1: you're just not used to talking to the whole country.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, it's your voice. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: and so it's a Jesse, h, I love you. How
Speaker 1: you doing? Joe Biden? So uh, he sucks, And it's
Speaker 1: just it's terrible an email. You never have that problem.
Speaker 1: You're not nervous. I may read it live on the air,
Speaker 1: and I do, but if you screw up a spelling
Speaker 1: or something like that, I'm never gonna call you out.
Speaker 1: I don't even read the names of who emails in
Speaker 1: unless you tell me too. How about that? Remember you
Speaker 1: can email me Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com.
Speaker 1: Should be noted I did not get to twenty emails today,
Speaker 1: but I did get to sixteen. Chris, so in your
Speaker 1: dumb face, how about that? To make up for apparently
Speaker 1: me being lax on, asked doctor Jesse Fridays, we'll be
Speaker 1: back to have more fun tomorrow. Well, at least I will.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, that's all