Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 2: Day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3: Hello, yes, hello, my name is Ted Dibideau, and I
Speaker 3: am calling from Comics. I was looking for Jordan, who
Speaker 3: has his comic book collection in here for appraisal.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, yes, you guys done.
Speaker 1: Well, Yes we are Jordan.
Speaker 3: We have finished up the appraisal on it, and we
Speaker 3: have got some news for you, that's for sure, all right,
Speaker 3: I'm hear. So you have many comics that are actually
Speaker 3: very valuable, but there's one you may already know. This
Speaker 3: is a very rare one. It was the Journey into
Speaker 3: Mystery number eighty three. Yes, yes, well we have valued
Speaker 3: that at near mint condition, which means in near mint
Speaker 3: condition it would sail between fifty thousand and eighty thousand dollars,
Speaker 3: maybe even more than that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes great, I'm sorry, I'll do that.
Speaker 3: And unfortunately I do have to let you know though,
Speaker 3: that that comic book is dead and gone, and I'm
Speaker 3: so sorry about the.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, like it can't be selling the
Speaker 2: March anymore, nobody wants it.
Speaker 3: No, I mean it's salced up. Unfortunately, So sorry about this. Yes,
Speaker 3: it's dead and gone I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: What happened to it? In mint condition?
Speaker 3: Yes, when you brought it in value that Niam condition,
Speaker 3: meaning you can get between fifty thousand eighty thousand dollars
Speaker 3: for that rare comic book.
Speaker 1: It was so special.
Speaker 3: But it has been salced up a bit, and unfortunately
Speaker 3: now it's probably not worth very much at all, if anything,
Speaker 3: so it's considered dead and gone at this point.
Speaker 1: I'm so so sorry to break this news to you.
Speaker 2: Why do you keep saying that this is saut up?
Speaker 1: What does that even mean?
Speaker 3: Well, okay, so the appraiser here, his name is Jimmy Uh.
Speaker 3: He was very excited to see it, obviously because rare
Speaker 3: mint condition comic book, and he sat down to flip
Speaker 3: through it a little bit, just kind of peruse it.
Speaker 3: But he was eating some spaghetti and spaghetti on it.
Speaker 3: So it's been sell steps got spaghetti sauce all over
Speaker 3: it now, so it's salt steps. So it's dead and gone,
Speaker 3: and I'm so sorry about this. I hate to break this.
Speaker 1: News to you.
Speaker 4: This is absolutely ridiculous and apology is not going to
Speaker 4: cut it. If this guy's not been fired already, he
Speaker 4: needs to be fired. I want all of my remaining
Speaker 4: books back immediately, and I need to be paid out.
Speaker 2: For this comic because that's absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 3: When I told him too, I said, you shouldn't be
Speaker 3: eaten spaghetti. It was delicious spaghetti. Tasted spaghetti that because
Speaker 3: it's in my grandma's spaghetti. And any of you.
Speaker 4: Hire somebody who work in an antique shop that is
Speaker 4: so stupid and would do something so idiotic around whiteless comic.
Speaker 3: When I understand you upset because of that comic book.
Speaker 3: He is dead and gone, and I'm so sorry to
Speaker 3: break that news to you. But if you had tried
Speaker 3: this spaghetti, you might be on board, because I have
Speaker 3: never tasted such a thing.
Speaker 4: SETI done Zesty and any I don't care as the
Speaker 4: pasta with Zesty. I have not heard you say that
Speaker 4: you're going to hate me for the comic that you destroyed.
Speaker 3: Yes, unfortunately we cannot do saya because I find print
Speaker 3: of the films that you signed when you dropped off
Speaker 3: your comic books to be appraised. It did say if
Speaker 3: any day image happens, we are not responsible. So the
Speaker 3: fact there's been solved stuff, it.
Speaker 2: Is clearly your fault.
Speaker 4: This is not a natural disaster of flood that destroyed it.
Speaker 4: I'm going to find a lawyer and suit you guys
Speaker 4: for the fifty to eighty thousand dollars you just want me.
Speaker 3: On this comic Yes, okay, well, I am prepared to
Speaker 3: offer you a little something if you would like, and
Speaker 3: maybe it'll make it better than since we did gone
Speaker 3: that very very valuable comic book reviewers.
Speaker 1: But we have.
Speaker 3: A whole tupaware of that spaghetti and that we were
Speaker 3: willing to just give that to you.
Speaker 4: You're offering me spaghetti in plase eighty fifty thousand dollars comic.
Speaker 1: Book, not to say spaghetti. This is Jimmy supid?
Speaker 2: Can all of you be okay?
Speaker 4: Well you have not there later today and find whoever
Speaker 4: I can because I need to get compensated for this
Speaker 4: book that you ask for me destroyed.
Speaker 1: So would you still like some of the spaghetti because
Speaker 1: it is so good?
Speaker 2: No, No, I don't want the spaghetti. Noke. Spaghetti in
Speaker 2: the world is worth fifty thousand.
Speaker 1: Dollars, gotcha?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, then I'll just let you know this is
Speaker 3: actually Jewel from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
Speaker 3: on you and your brother Paul set you up.
Speaker 2: Uh, it's a joke, my god. Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: He said that is the word.
Speaker 3: Have a very valuable comic collection that you took to
Speaker 3: get a praise, and want to mean to ruin it
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I was going crazy. You were not
Speaker 2: answered any of my questions. I didn't want to hear
Speaker 2: about this spaghetti.
Speaker 1: Oh wake up every morning with Jewbel phone pranks.