WEBVTT - | Ep 142 | 64 Forks

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect

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<v Speaker 1>Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another episode of Reasonably shake Y. I am

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<v Speaker 2>Jiselle Bryant.

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<v Speaker 3>What's up. What's up? This is Robin Dixon. Thank you

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<v Speaker 3>for being here with us once again. We in the house.

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<v Speaker 3>We in the house. Get it, don't stop, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like July. We were in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>the summer. We are would you say this is like

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<v Speaker 1>the midpoint, yes, summer. Yes, so it's depressing. It's very depressing, depressed.

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<v Speaker 2>And with the summer comes all kinds of stuff like

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<v Speaker 2>and this is and this is I'm I'm jumping, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>diving right into my shady.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, all right, give it to me.

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<v Speaker 2>The person shady is mother Nature and he's acting like

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<v Speaker 2>a mother effort.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yes, I'm not happy with her. Woo. So I

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<v Speaker 3>had to go to Norfolk, Virginia okay for some stuff. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Norfolk, Virginia, for people that don't know, is about three

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<v Speaker 2>and a half hours from.

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<v Speaker 3>My home right driving right, okay. But I was catching

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<v Speaker 3>a little flight home, okay, no big deal. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So I got on the plane and we all got

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<v Speaker 2>we all got on the plane, right. We were like

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<v Speaker 2>pulling back from the gate, and the pilot was like.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a stop.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a it's a full stop or something. Because in

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<v Speaker 2>DC they're not allowing anyone to land because there was

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<v Speaker 2>quote thunderstorms in DC. So this it's called a something.

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<v Speaker 2>It's I think it's called full stop, a groundstop, it's

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<v Speaker 2>called something.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So they were like, he was like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>We're just gonna go out to the runway and just wait. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So we're out in the runway, we're waiting.

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<v Speaker 3>They give him.

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<v Speaker 2>They give him updates every thirty minutes. One, two, three, four,

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<v Speaker 2>About five thirty minutes went by.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so we're on the runway for three hours. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, just waiting to get the clearance to go.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh. And that is a short flight. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a forty five minute flight. Okay. So so you would

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<v Speaker 3>have been home if you're dry, Thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>So I go up to the I unbuckle myself and

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<v Speaker 2>I go to the flight attendant.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm like, hey, guys, what's tea.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like if I go back to the gate, I

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<v Speaker 2>can uber home, right because that's where I was.

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<v Speaker 3>I was so angry.

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<v Speaker 2>So they were like, and I'm calling my daughters and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, Grace, is it raining in DC? And she's like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's sonny outside. But I said, I can't even take

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<v Speaker 2>off because of the thunderstorms that's supposedly are happening because

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<v Speaker 2>mother Nature is being a mother effa.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. Flight attendant said, oh, Age said, I'm so happy, like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they want to talk about the show, the show, what show? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>I want to get home. So i'm I'm I'm on ten.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm very angry.

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<v Speaker 2>Pilot says, we're gonna go back to the gate. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to give you all the opportunity to get off.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to get off?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, great, Okay, So then go back to the gate.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they said, oh, they said it's lifted.

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<v Speaker 3>We're leaving.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so I'm like, okay, I'm strapped up, I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 2>Then they were like, oh, they just said we're not leaving.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, oh my god, oh my god. Long story short.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know what to do. I didn't know whether

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<v Speaker 2>the jump, I didn't know whether the bay, and mind you,

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<v Speaker 2>I had to check. I had to like not check

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<v Speaker 2>my bag, but I had to.

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<v Speaker 3>Like put it. Yeah, so you had to carry on.

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<v Speaker 3>I had to carry on, and they took it because

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<v Speaker 3>I was a small plane. Yeah, so I really had

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<v Speaker 3>to like make a decision, like, am I getting off

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<v Speaker 3>this plane ring home? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So about so we got on the plane at six

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<v Speaker 2>thirty nine forty five okay, they said, okay, we're leaving. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>And so I got home, got home about like eleven

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<v Speaker 2>thirty because we really didn't leave until like ten beteen.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, so right man, mother and nature.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm sorry, this is the best part of the story. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>get home, jump in the bed, woke up the next morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Behind my house is a oak tree.

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<v Speaker 1>It's humongous, probably been there for one hundred and fifty years.

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<v Speaker 2>Half of it's on the ground. So there obviously was

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<v Speaker 2>a storm right as Grace was like, no, there's no

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<v Speaker 2>storm outside. So when it came down, it ripped off

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<v Speaker 2>the gutters on the back of my house. So it's

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<v Speaker 2>done some damage. Oh my gosh, imagine if it was

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<v Speaker 2>any closer, oh a lot more than my house would

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<v Speaker 2>be like blacksh like smashed black. So I'm in the

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<v Speaker 2>process of fixing that now. But this is all because

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<v Speaker 2>Mother Nature can't make up her mind angry.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's she mad at?

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<v Speaker 1>She's mad at the world because we keep polluting. She's

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<v Speaker 1>mad at the people, shed at things. Yes, because of

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<v Speaker 1>all of our waste in our pollutions and everything that

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<v Speaker 1>we've done to the to the atmosphere.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, to make her made right, because there's no reason

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<v Speaker 2>for that tree to be on the ground. That tree

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<v Speaker 2>is like like, first of all, it's huge and it's solid.

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<v Speaker 3>That's scary. It's scary, ain't the word.

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<v Speaker 2>So I call my tree people because you know, me

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<v Speaker 2>and the tree people were friends because like I cut

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<v Speaker 2>down trees all the time that need to be cut down.

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<v Speaker 2>On which tree people coming for me?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, it was the tree dead anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>No, because I looked at it and like you can

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<v Speaker 2>tell if it's like kind of black no black age. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So this is really like when came through and just

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<v Speaker 2>ripped it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm gonna have to cut that tree down, damn. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Mother nature has been acting a fool. I mean between

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<v Speaker 1>the heat and all of.

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<v Speaker 3>The storms all across the country.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and just I mean I just saw on the news,

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<v Speaker 1>like was it like eighteen people in was it San

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<v Speaker 1>Francisco or something died from heat exhaustion or heat issues.

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<v Speaker 1>Issues with the heat, so stay you got to stay cool,

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<v Speaker 1>stay out the heat.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh and speaking of the heat, you know, my AC

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<v Speaker 3>was out again. Oh my god. So like, is this

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<v Speaker 3>your shady moment? No, because this was ok, this was

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 2>So like I'm giving Mother Nature a hugged by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>because I don't want to coming from me no anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we don't want them. Damn trees fallowing on your house. No,

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<v Speaker 3>mother Nature, please don't come from it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I definitely the other night it was it was

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<v Speaker 1>crazy storms and I was thinking about the trees around

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<v Speaker 1>my house.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like it's scary. Yes, yeah, so mother Nature please

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<v Speaker 3>let me, please be friends with me, yes, please be

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<v Speaker 3>my friend. Yes. But yeah, no, my AC was out.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh. That is straight misery. So what did

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<v Speaker 3>y'all do? That's checking to it. So it's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>So when like I noticed my thermostat, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>already had problems with it.

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<v Speaker 3>The guy came out and fixed it.

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<v Speaker 1>He said there was a leak, He found the leak,

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<v Speaker 1>he fixed it. So when I messaged him I was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I got my thermostat set to sixty eight,

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<v Speaker 1>but the temperature says seventy four.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like cut, I'm like, now it's saying it's

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<v Speaker 3>seventy eight.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was like, oh, it's just super hot outside.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know you're that upstairs. It's hard to keep

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<v Speaker 1>cool blah blah blah blah. And he was like it'll

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<v Speaker 1>come down in the evening blah blah blah. So the

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<v Speaker 1>evening comes, temperature is not coming down like the I can.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no like cool air coming out.

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<v Speaker 3>Of my vents. You know, you feel the air. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>this air is not cool.

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<v Speaker 1>So he came back out and he said, I needed

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<v Speaker 1>a new compressor. So the leak that I had, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>was it caused damage to the compressor.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn right.

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<v Speaker 1>So luckily the compressor was under warranty and he was

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<v Speaker 1>able to come back, like a couple of days. He

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<v Speaker 1>was he ordered the part. He came back a few

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<v Speaker 1>days later.

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<v Speaker 3>But it has been hot. We don't have to happen it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been hot. It was It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy and I'm like, oh my gosh, like and

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<v Speaker 1>every week it's just gets hotter and hotter and hotter

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<v Speaker 1>and staying hot for like the entire week.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is not good. So someone needs to go

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<v Speaker 3>and we done with I'm done with the show. I

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<v Speaker 3>haven't even been to a pool yet. Have you have

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<v Speaker 3>you been in a pool? I did. I went on

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<v Speaker 3>a little trip.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in the pool and then mosquitos bit me

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<v Speaker 2>up and out the pool right fast, like mosquit It

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<v Speaker 2>was like mosquito attack, like they like accostant me and

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<v Speaker 2>they so so from my waist down was in the

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<v Speaker 2>water right so wasiste up. I was a cost I said,

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<v Speaker 2>these mosquitoes be damn. And the mosquitos where I was

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<v Speaker 2>biting me.

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<v Speaker 3>They hurt, like you could feel it, feel it when

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<v Speaker 3>and it hurt. I said, oh this is this is

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<v Speaker 3>some different ship. Oh yeah, that's like we were.

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<v Speaker 1>They were they mosquitoes when we were in Mexico.

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<v Speaker 3>We took a trip Mexico, yes we did. And those

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<v Speaker 3>bugs were just like it was similar to that.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember with that, because that was like a little like

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<v Speaker 2>like a little laker, like a lagoon, like a little lagoon.

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<v Speaker 3>It was very similar to that. But this was I

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<v Speaker 3>had a pool out of villa and the pool was

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<v Speaker 3>outside my villa. Okay, yeah, that was like the lake. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Those bugs were on everyone's face. They were all over

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<v Speaker 1>our face, our disaster.

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<v Speaker 3>It was. It was gross. We had like Skoda out

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<v Speaker 3>of there s good dad are Yeah? Me just out

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<v Speaker 3>being green screaming. Yes, okay, what's your shady moment? Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>so this shady moment goes to me and my family.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yes, I think that that there always is there

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<v Speaker 1>always a shady moment. No, okay, all right, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we love the fa like you know, we do shady thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Oh, all of y'all are in.

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<v Speaker 1>On this, three of us out of four because Carter

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't there. So it's me, Corey and Want and Carter.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like secretly is the like the goody two

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<v Speaker 3>shoes kind of like the family. He's the goody two

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<v Speaker 3>shoes of the family.

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<v Speaker 1>He he is. He's the one that would probably be like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>don't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, if he was a little older, he'd actually

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<v Speaker 3>be running the household.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, okay, he's the one, like I remember, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, he's the one that if we're in a

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<v Speaker 1>place that doesn't seem right, like he's kind of just

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<v Speaker 1>like watching and he's like, yeah, no, we shouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>doing it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you know what I mean? Yeah, yes, So we were.

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<v Speaker 1>At Sweet Green Sweet Sweet Green is like a salad place,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, one of those you know whatever. They mixed

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<v Speaker 1>the salad and yeah, and we're on the way out.

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<v Speaker 1>We ordered our food to go. We're on the way

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<v Speaker 1>out and I was grabbing the plastic forks for our

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<v Speaker 1>meal and I was like, oh, we're out of plastic

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<v Speaker 1>forks at home, so let me let me grab a

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<v Speaker 1>few more.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me find out rob is stealing forks from Sweet Green. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>robins stealing forks, and Sweet Green Wine is eating twinkies

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<v Speaker 3>at Costco and like leaving with the and put the

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<v Speaker 3>twinkie box back. What is happening with the dicks? Oh

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<v Speaker 3>my gosh, I mean is it considered stealing?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, well, okay, I think it's it's the honor system, right,

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<v Speaker 2>You're supposed to take one, okay for your one salad.

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<v Speaker 3>Those salads are expensive. So however, how many did you take? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So when we got home, Okay, we counted and sixty four.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm done. This episode's over robin is our.

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<v Speaker 1>For so okay, I only took like eight additional ones, right,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah and so so and here comes oh yeah, no

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<v Speaker 1>we need more.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, first of all they even have need more. And

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<v Speaker 3>then Corey grabs a handful. How do they even have

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<v Speaker 3>sixty four out there for you to take?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you know there were, They don't. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>look like sixty four. But when you when you grab them,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, sometimes they have like those like where the

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<v Speaker 1>sodas and stuffar, where the drinks are, and it's like

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<v Speaker 1>those little circles in the counter.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like the silverware. I know exactly what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have to describe. So it was like three

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<v Speaker 3>full things of you're the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want you to know you're the problem. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I told them to stop.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just Carter was there.

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<v Speaker 2>He would not Carter would not let this go down.

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<v Speaker 2>For sure, you want and Corey together. It's a minister society.

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<v Speaker 3>This is terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>So like, now, can you imagine people that went there

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<v Speaker 2>that day and could not eat there?

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<v Speaker 3>They had to eat their salad with their hands.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure because like Robin took all the forks, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure they have like ten thousand forks in do you think, yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like those little cheap like I've made out

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<v Speaker 1>of recyclable materials.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually not cheap. It's actually it's actually more expensive

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<v Speaker 2>to make those. Oh okay, yeah that's what they say.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Robin, you're the worst for the record. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 2>I want to talk about Hannah Berner.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, you went to her show or was it

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<v Speaker 3>a party? So she her Netflix special debuted on Netflix.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and so she had like a comedy art a

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<v Speaker 1>live comedy show like her Netflix special is a live

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<v Speaker 1>comedy comedy show.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. Well, actually it's not live. It's taped.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like a live show. Yes, oops, okay, I can't think today. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>So just to refresh you guys about who Hannah Burner is.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple of years ago, I did Over the Pandemic,

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<v Speaker 2>I did chat Room. She was one of the hosts

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<v Speaker 2>on chat Room with me and Portia. By the way,

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<v Speaker 2>Porsche's been on the Instagram lately, and oh yeah, we'll.

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<v Speaker 3>Get into that.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, so Hannah and I'm gonna give you a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of a backstory about Hannah. Yeah, because she

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<v Speaker 2>was on a show called Summer House, which is on Bravo.

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<v Speaker 2>We were doing chat Room simultaneously, and it was kind

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<v Speaker 2>of wild because I was feeling filming Potomac Porsche's filming Atlanta.

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<v Speaker 3>She was filming.

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<v Speaker 2>She had already done Summer House, it was airing, but

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<v Speaker 2>she filmed the reunion. We was like, Hannah going that

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<v Speaker 2>reunion and kill that thing. She didn't kill that thing.

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<v Speaker 2>The reunion killed her, killed her Okay, So shortly thereafter.

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<v Speaker 3>What did she why did they not bring her back?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about to tell you, Oh, okay, Okay, So you know,

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<v Speaker 2>there was a lot of people that there's there's a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of reasons that I'm not gonna get into it

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<v Speaker 2>because it's not my story to tell. But anyway, but

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<v Speaker 2>this story I can't tell with the story I'm telling now.

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<v Speaker 2>She was fired from Summerhouse, but we still had chat Room,

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<v Speaker 2>and I think a part of it was kind of like, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not really working out with Summerhouse, she's not really

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<v Speaker 2>getting along with the group, but she still got chat Room.

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<v Speaker 2>So we'd started, we continued with chat Room, and then

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<v Speaker 2>eventually she got fired from Chatroom.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So she was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I got fired from two damn job in like

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<v Speaker 2>three months. Okay, okay, So she was like, this is

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<v Speaker 2>right when we started chat Room, she was she did

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<v Speaker 2>she get fired from chat Room. They was like, we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna move into a different direction. And remember we started

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<v Speaker 2>having guests on chat Room, so we kind of in

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<v Speaker 2>order for us to have guests, we kind of needed

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<v Speaker 2>to let one person go. So right before the pandemic started,

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<v Speaker 2>she was she had bought a suitcase, like the first

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<v Speaker 2>suitcase she had ever bought, and she was like putting

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<v Speaker 2>herself on tour as a comedian. And then the tour

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<v Speaker 2>was canceled because of COVID, and then Chatroom came along,

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<v Speaker 2>and then Chatroom ended for her, and she was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, I'm gonna go back on the road

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<v Speaker 2>now because at that point, you know, the world was

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<v Speaker 2>opening them back up. So she went back on the road.

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<v Speaker 2>So then zoom to two years after that and she

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<v Speaker 2>called me. She was like, g'zelle, I have a show

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<v Speaker 2>in DC, and I was like, doing what she said.

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<v Speaker 3>She was like, my stand up show? Will you come?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like sure, And I even said to her,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I told you this. I even said to her, Hannah,

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<v Speaker 2>do you need me to come on stage, because there's

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<v Speaker 2>no way I could see her pulling a live comedy

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<v Speaker 2>comedian comedy, a live comedy show. Hannah cannot pull this

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<v Speaker 2>off right, right, And I don't know anything about her, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I know she's very big on TikTok and all that,

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<v Speaker 2>but at the time, I didn't really know much.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Anyway, I go to the show. I bring Grace.

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<v Speaker 3>We're dying laughing.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, Grace is rolling over on the floor like and

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<v Speaker 2>Grace is like eighteen at the time.

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<v Speaker 3>So you get the kids. You're good. Uh huh uh

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<v Speaker 3>huh zoom to. After the show would go, I go

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<v Speaker 3>into her dress room. We're like, Hannah, you killed that shit. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>She was like, I know, just st I've been working

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<v Speaker 3>real hard. I said, girl. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>So she was like yeah, somewhere and all that, they

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<v Speaker 2>want her to come back to Summerhouse.

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<v Speaker 3>She called. She was like, so, what do you think

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<v Speaker 3>should I go back to Summerhouse?

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<v Speaker 2>So I was like, yeah, I think you should and

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<v Speaker 2>just make it work for you and talk about your

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<v Speaker 2>comedy stuff. And she was like no, And I said, wow, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>And last night she was on the Jimmy Fallon show. Right, Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>you guys, I just turned thirty, thank you twenty nine

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<v Speaker 3>months ago, and I feel good. But society really tries

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<v Speaker 3>to scare you. Commercials are like, do you have a

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<v Speaker 3>fine line? Ill? Do you have a gray hair? Disgusting?

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<v Speaker 3>Man will never notice you ever again? And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>that sounds so peaceful. Now she has a Netflix special.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Kenna is a certified superstar and I'm so freaking

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<v Speaker 2>proud of her because she stuck to her gun, which

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<v Speaker 2>was I'm going to do it my way, and it

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<v Speaker 2>was actually a lesson for me because I'm like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you have you have goals in life, and you get sidetracked.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you can't.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to like stick to what you believe in.

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<v Speaker 2>So congratulations Hannah Burner, we love you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Also, I need to watch the show, so I

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<v Speaker 2>assume you watched. I think it's it was very similar

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<v Speaker 2>to what I am going to watch it. But I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's very similar to what I saw when I

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<v Speaker 2>went to the live show. Oh really, Okay, but no,

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<v Speaker 2>it was great. I got to meet her nana because

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<v Speaker 2>she always talks about her nana and her mom. I

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<v Speaker 2>got to meet her husband because I'd seen all these

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<v Speaker 2>people virtually on chat room, but I never got to

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<v Speaker 2>meet them in person, so it was it was a

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful night.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's awesome. I love that story. Yeah, no, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, she's, Okay, she got fired from Summerhouse,

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<v Speaker 1>she got fired from chat room, and I would and

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<v Speaker 1>now she has a comedy special on Netflix.

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<v Speaker 3>She's winning over all of y'all everyone, I don't meet me,

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<v Speaker 3>and okay, mind you. She was like the unknown underdog

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<v Speaker 3>on chat row and now she's like, she told me

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<v Speaker 3>and Porsche to suck it. Suck it bitches. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 3>you know.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like she's she doesn't need an ensemble cast

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<v Speaker 1>to do it. She's doing it by herself, by herself.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really impressive. That's awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>It's totally impressive. And it's all about her sticking to

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<v Speaker 2>believing in herself. She invested in herself.

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<v Speaker 3>So on Summer House, was she like funny? Was she

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<v Speaker 3>telling jokes on Summer House? Yeah? But a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>times that gets edited out, okay, yeah, And a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of times what stays is the drama and the screaming

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<v Speaker 3>and the cussing out and all that, and you know,

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<v Speaker 3>it got to be a little toxic. For her got it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but her page was there.

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<v Speaker 2>You know her and Page they have their uh giggly

0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:43.359
<v Speaker 2>swad podcasts and you know they're they're really good friends.

0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:47.840
<v Speaker 2>So anyway, Hannah, keep doing you boo. Yes, love that,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm your number one fan boo. And everybody was like,

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<v Speaker 2>so it was in New York.

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<v Speaker 3>So I literally just went for it, and everybody was like,

0:18:54.680 --> 0:18:56.399
<v Speaker 3>you just came for this, Yes, yeah, I came as

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<v Speaker 3>a part my girl. Damn it. Everybody's making me feel

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<v Speaker 3>bad because I'm to New York to support.

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<v Speaker 1>Hand what No, Like when I saw i don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>like a photo or something that you posted, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I knew if it was like that's you,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna show up. Like if your friends or people

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<v Speaker 1>that you love are doing something special.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna you're gonna make a way, yeah be there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah totally. You're gonna go out of your way to

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<v Speaker 3>be there. Yeah, totally. That's awesome. Can we talk about

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<v Speaker 3>something that's not so popular? Sure, Chris Brown? Why is

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<v Speaker 3>that not popular? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like some people still are like he's a

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<v Speaker 2>he's a controversial subject.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but he has like his like die hard fans,

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<v Speaker 1>right because he's super.

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<v Speaker 3>Talented, but yeah, super Yeah. I want to say I

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<v Speaker 3>want to go to the concert. Oh, I want to

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<v Speaker 3>say the concert was in town, but I was out

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<v Speaker 3>of town. Yeah, I want to say I'm mad that

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<v Speaker 3>I missed it because I was surely gonna go and

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<v Speaker 3>kind of be in the front row and be Dan.

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<v Speaker 2>Like all the clips that I'm seeing on Instagram, his

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<v Speaker 2>show unfreaking believable.

0:20:04.920 --> 0:20:06.960
<v Speaker 3>Uh huh, just him. I'm not even looking at the crowd.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all. Whoever's dressing him right now is killing it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I want to see him grind and gyrate and

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<v Speaker 2>do all the things.

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<v Speaker 1>He's definitely super talented, and I don't think he gets

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like he's like on. Is he on the

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<v Speaker 1>same level as Usher? I think he's surpassed.

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<v Speaker 3>You think so well, Okay, as far as what's concerned

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<v Speaker 3>as far as talent, yeah, talent and music catalog. He

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<v Speaker 3>is way more music than Usher, you think so?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutelyolut freaking There's no way he doesn't like way more hits.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I don't know about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, somebody let us know the do the math, y'all,

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<v Speaker 2>let us know about Usher and Chris Brown. Yes, but

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<v Speaker 2>I think singing sings better than Usher, dancing performance better

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<v Speaker 2>than USh. I've seen him once before and I've seen Usher,

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<v Speaker 2>and I can compare the two. I think Chris Brown

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<v Speaker 2>stage presence and all that is is Beyonce esque.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's like he's like more athletic with his dancing

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<v Speaker 1>than Usher, Like he can kind of like his dancing

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<v Speaker 1>is just a little more like pronounced than Ushers. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about his.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>The music is up for debate for me, like between

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<v Speaker 1>like the hits. Well, we don't know, so we need

0:21:22.800 --> 0:21:24.920
<v Speaker 1>somebody do some research. Yeah, so who we're gonna get

0:21:24.920 --> 0:21:28.159
<v Speaker 1>to do our research? Should we ask that Ali Hawkins family?

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<v Speaker 2>Or should we asked who's the other girl Gigi that

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<v Speaker 2>was screaming at us?

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<v Speaker 3>Or should we asked Mohammed yes? Or me me? Or

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<v Speaker 3>me me? Yes? Do the research you get back to us? Yes, yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 3>Chris Brown or Usher?

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<v Speaker 1>We need to know which one is better? Or we

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<v Speaker 1>can just do like a.

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<v Speaker 3>Poll, Yeah, you know, and let everyone just vote on

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<v Speaker 3>the poll. Right, And who has the most hits is

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<v Speaker 3>really the question? Right? Okay? Two of them?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is the better artist overall? Usher or Chris Brown?

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<v Speaker 1>And who has the most hits usher Chris Brown.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, the end. Okay, can we talk about speaking of Netflix?

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<v Speaker 3>Netflix specially?

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<v Speaker 2>I know I'm on a roll today because I ate

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<v Speaker 2>all my wheaties and my blueberries. Oh and now guess

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm putting in my oatmeal? Okay, cheas seeds.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know that because it's just.

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<v Speaker 1>Like my Instagram feed, like you're all like the stufff

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<v Speaker 1>it's all health food related nutrition stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, it's it's chius seeds, of course, I just

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<v Speaker 3>I just know. Okay. So wait, wait, I can't tell

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<v Speaker 3>you why. I can't tell you what.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, are you eating some gia seeds I have? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really eat oatmeal a lot, so I don't. I

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<v Speaker 1>do like to put them in my oat meal, but

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<v Speaker 1>you can put it in your yogurt. I can, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like to put it in my yogurt. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I prefer it in my oat meal. But I don't

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<v Speaker 1>eat oatmeal that much.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah, I'm an

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<v Speaker 3>oatmeal every day girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, So in my oat meal, guys, is my blueberries

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<v Speaker 2>to make me smart? My cheese seeds because that makes

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<v Speaker 2>me like lose weight or something makes me.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't I can't tell you what the benefit is.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but they say cheers, they say cheese seeds, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>my weak germ because that's like fiber, and my flaxeed

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<v Speaker 2>meal because that's fiber two. But they kind of they

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<v Speaker 2>kind of bounce each other out. They kind of taste

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<v Speaker 2>the same. Yeah, yes, going down. Yeah, okay, So I

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<v Speaker 2>should be healthy and beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well you already are. I know. I got to

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<v Speaker 3>keep it up. Ye, I got to keep it up.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's why I have all this energy right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I saw this on Instagram. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a video of a ninety two year old woman and

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<v Speaker 1>she has her mobility is better than ours.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, yes, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's awesome, and and that just makes me think

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<v Speaker 1>like as we age, we have to stay active, we have.

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<v Speaker 3>To see mobile.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's not just you know, walking lifting weights like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to do like the flexibility exercises and all

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<v Speaker 1>of that type of stuff. Like she is amazing. I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta find it. Like she doesn't look anywhere near ninety two. Yeah,

0:23:53.280 --> 0:23:58.800
<v Speaker 1>she's strong, active, spry, flexible, all of that.

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<v Speaker 2>So, yes, so I was watching something this is actually

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<v Speaker 2>not what I was going to talk about and I

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<v Speaker 2>think Asians. They have more Asian centennials I think than

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<v Speaker 2>any other culture. Centenarians there we go what I call

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<v Speaker 2>them saton I made that upios like like that's one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred years yeah, centenarians. Yeah, something about there was a

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<v Speaker 2>whole special. So most they walk a lot, and they

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<v Speaker 2>don't really have furniture.

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<v Speaker 3>I know that sounds so crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>They have furniture, but a lot of their culture is

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<v Speaker 2>sitting on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and then you get up and the sit on

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<v Speaker 1>the floor, then you get up. Okay, that's mobility.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, okay. And I thought I was in my house

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<v Speaker 3>the other and I thought, I can't. I ain't sitting

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<v Speaker 3>on the floor right the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's why they don't let you wear shoes in

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<v Speaker 2>their house. Yes, it's part of their culture. Like they

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<v Speaker 2>they're always like sitting.

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<v Speaker 3>On the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, that's interesting. But walking also, I've seen, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>study say if you walk whatever ten thousand steps a day,

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<v Speaker 1>you prolong your longevity and all that too.

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<v Speaker 3>Totally. Yes, we got to stay active.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes I'm saying active. Okay, anyway, what I was gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get active. If you're not, you can get.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. So this segues to the documentary Sprint. Okay, did

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<v Speaker 3>you have you seen it? No? Girl, it's so good.

0:25:16.720 --> 0:25:19.480
<v Speaker 3>Remember since you sang bolt tied, who is going to

0:25:19.560 --> 0:25:28.240
<v Speaker 3>be that next champion who says you can't be sexy? Jack?

0:25:29.240 --> 0:25:33.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm an Olympic champion, a mummy. There is no crowd

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<v Speaker 3>heavier and the Olympic one hundred meter gold medal. Okay, So.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about the track and field as we gear up

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<v Speaker 2>for the Olympics. So it's about kind of like the worlds,

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<v Speaker 2>like them getting ready for the Worlds and getting ready

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<v Speaker 2>for the nationals.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay. So it's like Shakari Richardson.

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<v Speaker 2>Chakari is Shakari her story? And Noah Noah Lyles history.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? Is he from here? Is he from the DMV? No?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, No, I think he's from Chicago. Okay, I'm making

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<v Speaker 2>that up Detroit something. He's his mother. Yeah, anyway, So

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know. So this is all post These things

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<v Speaker 2>have already happened. The worlds have already happened, nationals have

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<v Speaker 2>already happened, And I didn't know whether or not these people.

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<v Speaker 3>One lost or drawed. Okay, and they.

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<v Speaker 2>Did a lot of story about the Jamaican girls. So

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<v Speaker 2>there's a there's another girl that's also very great, don't

0:26:30.560 --> 0:26:31.800
<v Speaker 2>you make there's three girls from Jamaica.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, long story short, but bo he might be

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<v Speaker 3>from here. He went to Alexandra City High School. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I think he's from there.

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<v Speaker 2>From Virginia, Okay, okay, So thank you, Robin slash Carly

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<v Speaker 2>Carly Quit, y'all.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want y'all know, Carley Quit. Is he busy

0:26:49.720 --> 0:26:50.399
<v Speaker 3>for us? Y'all?

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<v Speaker 2>The d O always has died. The d oh is

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<v Speaker 2>god us just me and Robin. Well, we do have

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<v Speaker 2>a new social media person.

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<v Speaker 3>We do killing it. Okay, let's let's get back. Let's

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<v Speaker 3>get to that.

0:27:02.320 --> 0:27:05.320
<v Speaker 2>Let's should we tell the people his name, the social

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<v Speaker 2>media guy, because then everybody's gonna want him.

0:27:07.200 --> 0:27:08.359
<v Speaker 3>So I don't think we should. I think we should

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<v Speaker 3>keep him Anye. No, we want him to get work,

0:27:11.600 --> 0:27:13.200
<v Speaker 3>but we don't want him to get so much work

0:27:13.240 --> 0:27:16.960
<v Speaker 3>he can't work for us? Is that selfish? Yes? He

0:27:17.280 --> 0:27:18.439
<v Speaker 3>can handle it. He can handle it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So we'll get to that. We'll get to that,

0:27:20.000 --> 0:27:22.280
<v Speaker 2>all right, finish it. So anyway, I didn't know what

0:27:22.320 --> 0:27:24.959
<v Speaker 2>was going on. So by episode so I'm all dialed in,

0:27:25.040 --> 0:27:25.800
<v Speaker 2>like what's gonna happen?

0:27:25.880 --> 0:27:28.240
<v Speaker 3>Are they gonna win? Are they gonna win? By episode

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<v Speaker 3>like six, I am in the fetal position, crying, cheering

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<v Speaker 3>for my girl, Shakari Richard. I'm her new number one fan. Really,

0:27:39.600 --> 0:27:41.720
<v Speaker 3>that's my girl. When she took off.

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<v Speaker 2>The the orange wig and throw it on the ground

0:27:44.800 --> 0:27:46.280
<v Speaker 2>and went and ran that, you I.

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<v Speaker 3>To get it, God, damn it. Get it.

0:27:49.680 --> 0:27:54.280
<v Speaker 1>So you watched so so you watched the documentary, Yes,

0:27:54.720 --> 0:27:57.199
<v Speaker 1>but you didn't watch the races when they happened, so

0:27:57.240 --> 0:27:58.560
<v Speaker 1>I didn't really know what was gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So I'm this is this is my PSA not PSA. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I guess PSA.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying y'all should watch it. It's Sprint and it's

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<v Speaker 2>on Netflix.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I watched it. I love.

0:28:10.560 --> 0:28:13.720
<v Speaker 1>I love to see athletes or even like artists like

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<v Speaker 1>in preparation for their events.

0:28:16.040 --> 0:28:19.120
<v Speaker 3>And it's wild because they're they're training eight, nine, ten

0:28:19.160 --> 0:28:23.840
<v Speaker 3>months for nine seconds right now? One is nine seconds?

0:28:24.040 --> 0:28:27.440
<v Speaker 3>One is like twenty seconds? Right? What right? Isn't that crazy?

0:28:27.560 --> 0:28:29.720
<v Speaker 3>And you got to be ready that crazy? Yes? You

0:28:29.800 --> 0:28:30.399
<v Speaker 3>have to be ready.

0:28:30.480 --> 0:28:34.160
<v Speaker 2>But it did show the camaraderie about with within cause

0:28:34.200 --> 0:28:38.680
<v Speaker 2>you know, for the guys especially, yeah, the guys and

0:28:38.720 --> 0:28:42.240
<v Speaker 2>the girls. So for the Worlds and the Nationals, when

0:28:42.240 --> 0:28:44.400
<v Speaker 2>they're when they're getting ready to compete, they're all together,

0:28:44.440 --> 0:28:46.960
<v Speaker 2>like they're eating together, right, they're training with each other,

0:28:46.960 --> 0:28:49.720
<v Speaker 2>they're against each and they're competing against each other.

0:28:49.920 --> 0:28:52.600
<v Speaker 3>So it's kind of like your yellow friends but you

0:28:52.600 --> 0:28:53.280
<v Speaker 3>hate them. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So Noah was really wanting There's a guy from London

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<v Speaker 2>that wanted to beat the London record and Noah was like, yeah,

0:29:05.400 --> 0:29:07.120
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna beat that, but you're not gonna beat me, right,

0:29:07.400 --> 0:29:10.040
<v Speaker 2>And that's what happened. Like Noah beats it out of

0:29:10.040 --> 0:29:12.920
<v Speaker 2>everybody really, but he didn't beat but that guy beat

0:29:13.000 --> 0:29:15.080
<v Speaker 2>that record and it was kind of like because Noah's

0:29:15.120 --> 0:29:17.520
<v Speaker 2>running so fast, it motivated that other guy and he

0:29:17.560 --> 0:29:18.600
<v Speaker 2>beat that London record.

0:29:19.040 --> 0:29:20.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it was all like dapping each other up,

0:29:20.760 --> 0:29:23.000
<v Speaker 3>so it was that's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, so they trained

0:29:23.000 --> 0:29:25.560
<v Speaker 3>the compete, but then they like push each other, definitely

0:29:25.600 --> 0:29:28.480
<v Speaker 3>push each other. And that's what she car Car said. Okay,

0:29:28.560 --> 0:29:31.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to tell y'all what happened. Okay. Spoiler

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<v Speaker 3>alert for the series.

0:29:33.440 --> 0:29:37.960
<v Speaker 2>In three, the two and one, okay, fine, she wanted

0:29:37.960 --> 0:29:41.480
<v Speaker 2>to go okay and she beat the two Jamaicans okay,

0:29:42.600 --> 0:29:44.280
<v Speaker 2>and she said to them, they were like, you finally

0:29:44.320 --> 0:29:46.720
<v Speaker 2>got the goal. They was like happy for her because

0:29:46.720 --> 0:29:48.320
<v Speaker 2>they've gotten it a million times.

0:29:49.040 --> 0:29:51.920
<v Speaker 3>She was like, yeah, I had to train.

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<v Speaker 2>Hard because of y'all, because of y'all, Like y'all did

0:29:54.800 --> 0:29:55.200
<v Speaker 2>this to me.

0:29:55.240 --> 0:29:56.960
<v Speaker 3>They made her better. They made her better, and she

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<v Speaker 3>like gave them their props. Oh that's awesome. I know.

0:29:59.320 --> 0:30:01.840
<v Speaker 3>I love that. And and I don't know if you know this.

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<v Speaker 1>So there is a we have a local sixteen year

0:30:04.520 --> 0:30:06.400
<v Speaker 1>old boy that goes to bullets.

0:30:06.480 --> 0:30:09.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, what's his name? Damn it, what's his name?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I just saw I just saw the little report

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<v Speaker 3>about him, yeah, on the news, and he's going, yeah,

0:30:17.200 --> 0:30:18.520
<v Speaker 3>he's going to the Olympics. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, no, that's great. So think about this.

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<v Speaker 2>He'll have so he'll have this Olympics. I'm sure he'll

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<v Speaker 2>have the next Olympics right four years from now, so

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<v Speaker 2>he'll probably have like three Olympics.

0:30:27.640 --> 0:30:27.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:30:27.960 --> 0:30:30.680
<v Speaker 1>And he's and he's small, and so I imagine over

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<v Speaker 1>the next four years, he'll grow and get taller and

0:30:34.160 --> 0:30:35.600
<v Speaker 1>what is his name? I'm sorry, I want you all

0:30:35.600 --> 0:30:39.800
<v Speaker 1>to look him up, and so his strides will be longer. Yes,

0:30:39.960 --> 0:30:42.560
<v Speaker 1>like he's he's killing it. And he's short, right, and

0:30:42.600 --> 0:30:44.200
<v Speaker 1>he's little and he's smaller than all of these men

0:30:44.280 --> 0:30:45.040
<v Speaker 1>he's running against.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so that's great.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's so by the way, he goes to a

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<v Speaker 2>school called Bullets, which is in puff Tom make everybody

0:30:52.200 --> 0:30:54.760
<v Speaker 2>wants to like throw shade on Potomac, but we put

0:30:54.760 --> 0:30:55.600
<v Speaker 2>Potomac on the map.

0:30:55.720 --> 0:30:56.000
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Quincy Wilson. Yes, that's his name, Quincy Bullets.

0:30:58.760 --> 0:31:00.840
<v Speaker 1>He goes to Bullis. I'm sure you said children went

0:31:00.880 --> 0:31:01.320
<v Speaker 1>to Bullets.

0:31:01.400 --> 0:31:01.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:31:01.880 --> 0:31:04.640
<v Speaker 1>It's a great private school. They have a really great

0:31:04.640 --> 0:31:07.440
<v Speaker 1>track and field program. Yeah, most of those sports are

0:31:07.440 --> 0:31:09.880
<v Speaker 1>really good. Oh yeah, yeah for sure. But Quincy Wilson

0:31:10.000 --> 0:31:12.320
<v Speaker 1>sixteen years old going to the Olympics to run track.

0:31:12.400 --> 0:31:13.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's awesome.

0:31:14.040 --> 0:31:15.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, speaking of Netflix, and then we're down with Netflix

0:31:15.920 --> 0:31:17.800
<v Speaker 2>because because you know, we're not getting paid by Netflix

0:31:17.840 --> 0:31:18.760
<v Speaker 2>at all, not at all.

0:31:19.040 --> 0:31:19.880
<v Speaker 3>We're talking about Hannah.

0:31:20.320 --> 0:31:24.080
<v Speaker 1>I know, Hannah Spring, I know which one you're gonna say,

0:31:24.120 --> 0:31:25.680
<v Speaker 1>what one thousand.

0:31:25.800 --> 0:31:28.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, Robert, how can you read my eye?

0:31:28.560 --> 0:31:32.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh are you? Are you like secretly going through my

0:31:32.200 --> 0:31:35.160
<v Speaker 3>Netflix and seeing what I'm watching? We might I might

0:31:35.200 --> 0:31:36.480
<v Speaker 3>have your Have you seen it?

0:31:36.640 --> 0:31:36.800
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:31:36.960 --> 0:31:38.360
<v Speaker 3>I haven't. How did you?

0:31:38.360 --> 0:31:42.080
<v Speaker 1>Allys gonna say that because someone actually emailed us and

0:31:42.120 --> 0:31:45.200
<v Speaker 1>it did and suggested that we watch it or just said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, for you to watch it or okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, and then I think I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we have all these group chats. I think

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<v Speaker 1>you mentioned it in one of our group chats.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so listen up for the challenge one one thousand kids,

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<v Speaker 3>Man with one thousand Kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Something something like that. Something easy y'all want. It's only

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<v Speaker 2>three episodes.

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<v Speaker 3>I watched that. Nonsense. Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell y'all something that the title of the

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<v Speaker 2>show is like Man with one thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>Man with one thousand kids. And she said, and no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not. This is Yvette Martinez emailed us.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So yeah, Yvette, thank you, because I watched it

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<v Speaker 2>and guess what. Guess what, it's more like three thousand kids.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not even a thousand.

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<v Speaker 3>So he's a sperm donor.

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<v Speaker 2>So apparently there's rules like you can only sperm donate

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<v Speaker 2>and contribute to like five kids, like you can only

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<v Speaker 2>give stuff for five kids. This man this in the Netherlands.

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<v Speaker 2>He went to every donation clinic.

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<v Speaker 3>I think there was eleven of them. Apparently, if like.

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<v Speaker 2>One jizz, like one squirt in in the container, you

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<v Speaker 2>can make from that two hundred kids or something, because

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<v Speaker 2>it's only like a swap, right that they take it up,

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<v Speaker 2>so from that, I think it's like two hundred kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, he was they calculated that stuff. He's doing that

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<v Speaker 3>all over the place.

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<v Speaker 2>And then there was another site for women that because

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<v Speaker 2>you got to pay for the clinics, right, there was

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<v Speaker 2>another site on the side, like you know, I'm struggling,

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<v Speaker 2>help me out. I mean there was a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like lesbians on there. So maybe maybe the

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<v Speaker 2>clinics weren't giving it to the lesbians.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, Okay, anyway, Yeah, they was meeting him

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<v Speaker 3>at like the restaurants meeting. He would go square off

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<v Speaker 3>in the in the bathroom and then hand them the

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<v Speaker 3>container and then he would they would like take the

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<v Speaker 3>container and get into the car and insert it in

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<v Speaker 3>the car. It was wild and stuff going on. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>my gosh, in the Netherlands, he is father to everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>There's at least a thousand kids in the Netherlands.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so now you have to run the risk of

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<v Speaker 1>people dating their brothers.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's the problem. That's the problem, and that's why

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<v Speaker 3>they keep a limit to it. Yes, thats because by

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<v Speaker 3>because they've done a study.

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<v Speaker 2>And the study is that you're naturally attracted to people

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<v Speaker 2>that looked like you and had the same DNA as you. Right,

0:34:10.960 --> 0:34:12.799
<v Speaker 2>so you're thinking, Okay, this person just looks like me,

0:34:12.840 --> 0:34:15.120
<v Speaker 2>but they're not related to me, so you're naturally attracted

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<v Speaker 2>to that person.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a study. And yeah, there's gonna be so much inbredding, inbredding,

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<v Speaker 3>in breeding. Yeah that in the Netherlands. Wow, Africa. So

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<v Speaker 3>it was a couple guys and tell you how gross

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<v Speaker 3>this is. And I'm gonna let y'all go because this

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<v Speaker 3>is ridiculous. So do they have a case of that

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<v Speaker 3>actually happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the kids are young, Oh yes, the kids are

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<v Speaker 2>now getting a little older, and a couple of them

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<v Speaker 2>are like, oh, but I like Johnny and they're like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>Johnny is your half brother.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>So there was another guy that's also they call them

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<v Speaker 2>serial donors. There was another serial donor and they knew

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<v Speaker 2>each other. The two serial donors do each other. They

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<v Speaker 2>were mixing their sperm and giving it to people because

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<v Speaker 2>they were like it was a joke in a game.

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<v Speaker 2>To them, it's like, oh that we'll see who that

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<v Speaker 2>ends up being the father, Like who's gonna who's s stronger.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's gonna make it? What the hell?

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<v Speaker 2>What kind of sick shit is this? Then they had

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<v Speaker 2>a third guy. They're all in Kahoots, Kenya, the country.

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<v Speaker 2>They were like, we need some European sperm over here.

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<v Speaker 2>There was something on the internet. I don't know what

0:35:15.760 --> 0:35:19.480
<v Speaker 2>y'all be google searching. Okay, so it's like a fetish.

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<v Speaker 2>They paid a couple sperm donors to go over there,

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<v Speaker 2>put them up in a hotel for like two weeks,

0:35:26.800 --> 0:35:28.239
<v Speaker 2>and they were giving their sperm every day.

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<v Speaker 3>The guy says he wants to bleach Africa.

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<v Speaker 2>What so, now we didn't get into some racist, disgusting bullshit.

0:35:37.400 --> 0:35:42.080
<v Speaker 3>This is just the whole episode. I was like on fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, Okay, So they took them man the court, okay,

0:35:47.480 --> 0:35:50.880
<v Speaker 2>and the sentence is the court came down in the Netherlands.

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<v Speaker 3>The sentences.

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<v Speaker 2>If he gets caught donating or fathering any other child

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<v Speaker 2>ever in his life, he has to pay one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm like, how are we going to track this right? Right?

0:36:03.320 --> 0:36:05.920
<v Speaker 3>Because he's he's doing it right now, he's squirting in

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<v Speaker 3>right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, there's that, And I said, just just do the

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<v Speaker 2>surgery and like cut his balls off, not cut his

0:36:13.480 --> 0:36:15.800
<v Speaker 2>balls off. But like they can't force him to do

0:36:15.880 --> 0:36:18.200
<v Speaker 2>it though, right, Like I was thinking though, like because

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<v Speaker 2>you're a danger to society. Yeah, so I think I

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<v Speaker 2>think he should get the testees, not the testes cut

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<v Speaker 2>of a sectamy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you need a vaseectomy. He should, But clearly he

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<v Speaker 3>gets off on this like he's, oh, he's not going

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<v Speaker 3>to volunteer for a vasectomy. No, No one can force

0:36:33.960 --> 0:36:36.560
<v Speaker 3>him to do that. No. Is he attractive? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So the thing was he has blonde hair, curly blonde

0:36:38.880 --> 0:36:40.720
<v Speaker 2>hair that he wears, he says, like a lion.

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<v Speaker 3>He had attractive to me. He has blue eyes and

0:36:45.640 --> 0:36:50.040
<v Speaker 3>that's it. Okay, he sounds like Gavin Newsom he Gavin. No,

0:36:50.320 --> 0:36:52.960
<v Speaker 3>Gavin has brown hair, thank you very much. And Gavin

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<v Speaker 3>can get the draws and this guy is kind of short.

0:36:55.560 --> 0:36:58.719
<v Speaker 3>Gavin is tall, okay, so I can climb his mountain. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>this is short. He's kind of short. I mean I

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<v Speaker 3>would think, like, who's signing up for his sperm? Why?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand because the couples with like the men that

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<v Speaker 2>are the fathers. Why haven't y'all found him in the streets.

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<v Speaker 1>And pummeled him, give him a pummel to beat him down.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, beat that man down. Kick him in the nuts,

0:37:22.120 --> 0:37:24.600
<v Speaker 3>hurt the nuts, yes, kick him in the balls. This

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<v Speaker 3>is wild. Okay, I gotta watch Yeah, so you just

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<v Speaker 3>told story three episodes? How about this?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want y'all to watch it because we don't. Well,

0:37:33.160 --> 0:37:35.560
<v Speaker 2>he's not getting paid for this, so going and watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I don't want him to get any more money.

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<v Speaker 2>But he's not getting paid for this. But whatever, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>because he refused to say a word like he's this

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<v Speaker 2>is all. They've interviewed all these mothers. They have so

0:37:46.600 --> 0:37:49.520
<v Speaker 2>many people to interview. Okay, there's three thousand kids out here,

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<v Speaker 2>and they can confirm that these are all his kids. Yes, Wow,

0:37:53.320 --> 0:37:56.720
<v Speaker 2>this is some bullshit. Okay, Okay, so I got angry.

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<v Speaker 2>I just got angry. Are we doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we have time. Giselle will not stop talking. She

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<v Speaker 3>has too muchch is ce right, I know, cheer seeds

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<v Speaker 3>and blueberries. All right, we're out here.

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<v Speaker 2>We look out so much. Yeah, all things. Don't ever

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<v Speaker 2>forget to live your life. Either reasonable or sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, you're both.

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