Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
Speaker 1: Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Reasonably shake Y. I am
Speaker 2: Jiselle Bryant.
Speaker 3: What's up. What's up? This is Robin Dixon. Thank you
Speaker 3: for being here with us once again. We in the house.
Speaker 3: We in the house. Get it, don't stop, okay.
Speaker 1: And it's like July. We were in the middle of
Speaker 1: the summer. We are would you say this is like
Speaker 1: the midpoint, yes, summer. Yes, so it's depressing. It's very depressing, depressed.
Speaker 2: And with the summer comes all kinds of stuff like
Speaker 2: and this is and this is I'm I'm jumping, I'm
Speaker 2: diving right into my shady.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, all right, give it to me.
Speaker 2: The person shady is mother Nature and he's acting like
Speaker 2: a mother effort.
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, I'm not happy with her. Woo. So I
Speaker 3: had to go to Norfolk, Virginia okay for some stuff. Okay.
Speaker 2: Norfolk, Virginia, for people that don't know, is about three
Speaker 2: and a half hours from.
Speaker 3: My home right driving right, okay. But I was catching
Speaker 3: a little flight home, okay, no big deal. Okay.
Speaker 2: So I got on the plane and we all got
Speaker 2: we all got on the plane, right. We were like
Speaker 2: pulling back from the gate, and the pilot was like.
Speaker 3: It's a stop.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a full stop or something. Because in
Speaker 2: DC they're not allowing anyone to land because there was
Speaker 2: quote thunderstorms in DC. So this it's called a something.
Speaker 2: It's I think it's called full stop, a groundstop, it's
Speaker 2: called something.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So they were like, he was like, you know what,
Speaker 2: We're just gonna go out to the runway and just wait. Okay,
Speaker 2: So we're out in the runway, we're waiting.
Speaker 3: They give him.
Speaker 2: They give him updates every thirty minutes. One, two, three, four,
Speaker 2: About five thirty minutes went by.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're on the runway for three hours. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, just waiting to get the clearance to go.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. And that is a short flight. It's
Speaker 3: a forty five minute flight. Okay. So so you would
Speaker 3: have been home if you're dry, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: So I go up to the I unbuckle myself and
Speaker 2: I go to the flight attendant.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, hey, guys, what's tea.
Speaker 2: It's like if I go back to the gate, I
Speaker 2: can uber home, right because that's where I was.
Speaker 3: I was so angry.
Speaker 2: So they were like, and I'm calling my daughters and
Speaker 2: I'm like, Grace, is it raining in DC? And she's like, no,
Speaker 2: it's sonny outside. But I said, I can't even take
Speaker 2: off because of the thunderstorms that's supposedly are happening because
Speaker 2: mother Nature is being a mother effa.
Speaker 3: Okay. Flight attendant said, oh, Age said, I'm so happy, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: they want to talk about the show, the show, what show? Right?
Speaker 3: I want to get home. So i'm I'm I'm on ten.
Speaker 3: I'm very angry.
Speaker 2: Pilot says, we're gonna go back to the gate. Oh,
Speaker 2: We're going to give you all the opportunity to get off.
Speaker 3: You want to get off?
Speaker 2: Okay, great, Okay, So then go back to the gate.
Speaker 2: And then they said, oh, they said it's lifted.
Speaker 3: We're leaving.
Speaker 2: Oh so I'm like, okay, I'm strapped up, I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Then they were like, oh, they just said we're not leaving.
Speaker 2: I said, oh my god, oh my god. Long story short.
Speaker 2: I didn't know what to do. I didn't know whether
Speaker 2: the jump, I didn't know whether the bay, and mind you,
Speaker 2: I had to check. I had to like not check
Speaker 2: my bag, but I had to.
Speaker 3: Like put it. Yeah, so you had to carry on.
Speaker 3: I had to carry on, and they took it because
Speaker 3: I was a small plane. Yeah, so I really had
Speaker 3: to like make a decision, like, am I getting off
Speaker 3: this plane ring home? Okay?
Speaker 2: So about so we got on the plane at six
Speaker 2: thirty nine forty five okay, they said, okay, we're leaving. Okay,
Speaker 2: And so I got home, got home about like eleven
Speaker 2: thirty because we really didn't leave until like ten beteen.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so right man, mother and nature.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry, this is the best part of the story. Okay,
Speaker 2: get home, jump in the bed, woke up the next morning.
Speaker 2: Behind my house is a oak tree.
Speaker 1: It's humongous, probably been there for one hundred and fifty years.
Speaker 2: Half of it's on the ground. So there obviously was
Speaker 2: a storm right as Grace was like, no, there's no
Speaker 2: storm outside. So when it came down, it ripped off
Speaker 2: the gutters on the back of my house. So it's
Speaker 2: done some damage. Oh my gosh, imagine if it was
Speaker 2: any closer, oh a lot more than my house would
Speaker 2: be like blacksh like smashed black. So I'm in the
Speaker 2: process of fixing that now. But this is all because
Speaker 2: Mother Nature can't make up her mind angry.
Speaker 3: Who's she mad at?
Speaker 1: She's mad at the world because we keep polluting. She's
Speaker 1: mad at the people, shed at things. Yes, because of
Speaker 1: all of our waste in our pollutions and everything that
Speaker 1: we've done to the to the atmosphere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to make her made right, because there's no reason
Speaker 2: for that tree to be on the ground. That tree
Speaker 2: is like like, first of all, it's huge and it's solid.
Speaker 3: That's scary. It's scary, ain't the word.
Speaker 2: So I call my tree people because you know, me
Speaker 2: and the tree people were friends because like I cut
Speaker 2: down trees all the time that need to be cut down.
Speaker 2: On which tree people coming for me?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: By the way, it was the tree dead anyway?
Speaker 2: No, because I looked at it and like you can
Speaker 2: tell if it's like kind of black no black age. Okay,
Speaker 2: So this is really like when came through and just
Speaker 2: ripped it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna have to cut that tree down, damn. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Mother nature has been acting a fool. I mean between
Speaker 1: the heat and all of.
Speaker 3: The storms all across the country.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and just I mean I just saw on the news,
Speaker 1: like was it like eighteen people in was it San
Speaker 1: Francisco or something died from heat exhaustion or heat issues.
Speaker 1: Issues with the heat, so stay you got to stay cool,
Speaker 1: stay out the heat.
Speaker 3: Oh and speaking of the heat, you know, my AC
Speaker 3: was out again. Oh my god. So like, is this
Speaker 3: your shady moment? No, because this was ok, this was
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: So like I'm giving Mother Nature a hugged by the way,
Speaker 2: because I don't want to coming from me no anymore.
Speaker 3: No, we don't want them. Damn trees fallowing on your house. No,
Speaker 3: mother Nature, please don't come from it.
Speaker 1: And I definitely the other night it was it was
Speaker 1: crazy storms and I was thinking about the trees around
Speaker 1: my house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like it's scary. Yes, yeah, so mother Nature please
Speaker 3: let me, please be friends with me, yes, please be
Speaker 3: my friend. Yes. But yeah, no, my AC was out.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. That is straight misery. So what did
Speaker 3: y'all do? That's checking to it. So it's funny.
Speaker 1: So when like I noticed my thermostat, you know, I
Speaker 1: already had problems with it.
Speaker 3: The guy came out and fixed it.
Speaker 1: He said there was a leak, He found the leak,
Speaker 1: he fixed it. So when I messaged him I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, I got my thermostat set to sixty eight,
Speaker 1: but the temperature says seventy four.
Speaker 3: And I'm like cut, I'm like, now it's saying it's
Speaker 3: seventy eight.
Speaker 1: And he was like, oh, it's just super hot outside.
Speaker 1: And you know you're that upstairs. It's hard to keep
Speaker 1: cool blah blah blah blah. And he was like it'll
Speaker 1: come down in the evening blah blah blah. So the
Speaker 1: evening comes, temperature is not coming down like the I can.
Speaker 1: There's no like cool air coming out.
Speaker 3: Of my vents. You know, you feel the air. I'm like,
Speaker 3: this air is not cool.
Speaker 1: So he came back out and he said, I needed
Speaker 1: a new compressor. So the leak that I had, yeah,
Speaker 1: was it caused damage to the compressor.
Speaker 3: Damn right.
Speaker 1: So luckily the compressor was under warranty and he was
Speaker 1: able to come back, like a couple of days. He
Speaker 1: was he ordered the part. He came back a few
Speaker 1: days later.
Speaker 3: But it has been hot. We don't have to happen it.
Speaker 3: It's been hot. It was It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's crazy and I'm like, oh my gosh, like and
Speaker 1: every week it's just gets hotter and hotter and hotter
Speaker 1: and staying hot for like the entire week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is not good. So someone needs to go
Speaker 3: and we done with I'm done with the show. I
Speaker 3: haven't even been to a pool yet. Have you have
Speaker 3: you been in a pool? I did. I went on
Speaker 3: a little trip.
Speaker 2: I was in the pool and then mosquitos bit me
Speaker 2: up and out the pool right fast, like mosquit It
Speaker 2: was like mosquito attack, like they like accostant me and
Speaker 2: they so so from my waist down was in the
Speaker 2: water right so wasiste up. I was a cost I said,
Speaker 2: these mosquitoes be damn. And the mosquitos where I was
Speaker 2: biting me.
Speaker 3: They hurt, like you could feel it, feel it when
Speaker 3: and it hurt. I said, oh this is this is
Speaker 3: some different ship. Oh yeah, that's like we were.
Speaker 1: They were they mosquitoes when we were in Mexico.
Speaker 3: We took a trip Mexico, yes we did. And those
Speaker 3: bugs were just like it was similar to that.
Speaker 2: Remember with that, because that was like a little like
Speaker 2: like a little laker, like a lagoon, like a little lagoon.
Speaker 3: It was very similar to that. But this was I
Speaker 3: had a pool out of villa and the pool was
Speaker 3: outside my villa. Okay, yeah, that was like the lake. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Those bugs were on everyone's face. They were all over
Speaker 1: our face, our disaster.
Speaker 3: It was. It was gross. We had like Skoda out
Speaker 3: of there s good dad are Yeah? Me just out
Speaker 3: being green screaming. Yes, okay, what's your shady moment? Okay,
Speaker 3: so this shady moment goes to me and my family.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, I think that that there always is there
Speaker 1: always a shady moment. No, okay, all right, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we love the fa like you know, we do shady thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, all of y'all are in.
Speaker 1: On this, three of us out of four because Carter
Speaker 1: wasn't there. So it's me, Corey and Want and Carter.
Speaker 3: I feel like secretly is the like the goody two
Speaker 3: shoes kind of like the family. He's the goody two
Speaker 3: shoes of the family.
Speaker 1: He he is. He's the one that would probably be like, no,
Speaker 1: don't do that.
Speaker 3: You know, if he was a little older, he'd actually
Speaker 3: be running the household.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, he's the one, like I remember, I
Speaker 1: don't know, he's the one that if we're in a
Speaker 1: place that doesn't seem right, like he's kind of just
Speaker 1: like watching and he's like, yeah, no, we shouldn't be
Speaker 1: doing it.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know what I mean? Yeah, yes, So we were.
Speaker 1: At Sweet Green Sweet Sweet Green is like a salad place,
Speaker 1: you know, one of those you know whatever. They mixed
Speaker 1: the salad and yeah, and we're on the way out.
Speaker 1: We ordered our food to go. We're on the way
Speaker 1: out and I was grabbing the plastic forks for our
Speaker 1: meal and I was like, oh, we're out of plastic
Speaker 1: forks at home, so let me let me grab a
Speaker 1: few more.
Speaker 3: Let me find out rob is stealing forks from Sweet Green. Okay,
Speaker 3: robins stealing forks, and Sweet Green Wine is eating twinkies
Speaker 3: at Costco and like leaving with the and put the
Speaker 3: twinkie box back. What is happening with the dicks? Oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, I mean is it considered stealing?
Speaker 2: Yes, well, okay, I think it's it's the honor system, right,
Speaker 2: You're supposed to take one, okay for your one salad.
Speaker 3: Those salads are expensive. So however, how many did you take? Okay?
Speaker 1: So when we got home, Okay, we counted and sixty four.
Speaker 3: I'm done. This episode's over robin is our.
Speaker 1: For so okay, I only took like eight additional ones, right,
Speaker 1: yeah and so so and here comes oh yeah, no
Speaker 1: we need more.
Speaker 3: Okay, first of all they even have need more. And
Speaker 3: then Corey grabs a handful. How do they even have
Speaker 3: sixty four out there for you to take?
Speaker 1: I guess you know there were, They don't. It doesn't
Speaker 1: look like sixty four. But when you when you grab them,
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes they have like those like where the
Speaker 1: sodas and stuffar, where the drinks are, and it's like
Speaker 1: those little circles in the counter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the silverware. I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: You don't have to describe. So it was like three
Speaker 3: full things of you're the problem.
Speaker 2: I just want you to know you're the problem. Okay,
Speaker 2: I told them to stop.
Speaker 3: I was just Carter was there.
Speaker 2: He would not Carter would not let this go down.
Speaker 2: For sure, you want and Corey together. It's a minister society.
Speaker 3: This is terrible.
Speaker 2: So like, now, can you imagine people that went there
Speaker 2: that day and could not eat there?
Speaker 3: They had to eat their salad with their hands.
Speaker 1: I'm sure because like Robin took all the forks, I'm
Speaker 1: sure they have like ten thousand forks in do you think, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: and they're like those little cheap like I've made out
Speaker 1: of recyclable materials.
Speaker 2: It's actually not cheap. It's actually it's actually more expensive
Speaker 2: to make those. Oh okay, yeah that's what they say.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Robin, you're the worst for the record. Okay, So
Speaker 2: I want to talk about Hannah Berner.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, you went to her show or was it
Speaker 3: a party? So she her Netflix special debuted on Netflix.
Speaker 1: Okay, and so she had like a comedy art a
Speaker 1: live comedy show like her Netflix special is a live
Speaker 1: comedy comedy show.
Speaker 3: Okay. Well, actually it's not live. It's taped.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: like a live show. Yes, oops, okay, I can't think today. Anyway,
Speaker 2: So just to refresh you guys about who Hannah Burner is.
Speaker 2: A couple of years ago, I did Over the Pandemic,
Speaker 2: I did chat Room. She was one of the hosts
Speaker 2: on chat Room with me and Portia. By the way,
Speaker 2: Porsche's been on the Instagram lately, and oh yeah, we'll.
Speaker 3: Get into that.
Speaker 2: But anyway, so Hannah and I'm gonna give you a
Speaker 2: little bit of a backstory about Hannah. Yeah, because she
Speaker 2: was on a show called Summer House, which is on Bravo.
Speaker 2: We were doing chat Room simultaneously, and it was kind
Speaker 2: of wild because I was feeling filming Potomac Porsche's filming Atlanta.
Speaker 3: She was filming.
Speaker 2: She had already done Summer House, it was airing, but
Speaker 2: she filmed the reunion. We was like, Hannah going that
Speaker 2: reunion and kill that thing. She didn't kill that thing.
Speaker 2: The reunion killed her, killed her Okay, So shortly thereafter.
Speaker 3: What did she why did they not bring her back?
Speaker 2: I'm about to tell you, Oh, okay, Okay, So you know,
Speaker 2: there was a lot of people that there's there's a
Speaker 2: lot of reasons that I'm not gonna get into it
Speaker 2: because it's not my story to tell. But anyway, but
Speaker 2: this story I can't tell with the story I'm telling now.
Speaker 2: She was fired from Summerhouse, but we still had chat Room,
Speaker 2: and I think a part of it was kind of like, yes,
Speaker 2: it's not really working out with Summerhouse, she's not really
Speaker 2: getting along with the group, but she still got chat Room.
Speaker 2: So we'd started, we continued with chat Room, and then
Speaker 2: eventually she got fired from Chatroom.
Speaker 3: Okay, So she was.
Speaker 2: Like I got fired from two damn job in like
Speaker 2: three months. Okay, okay, So she was like, this is
Speaker 2: right when we started chat Room, she was she did
Speaker 2: she get fired from chat Room. They was like, we're
Speaker 2: gonna move into a different direction. And remember we started
Speaker 2: having guests on chat Room, so we kind of in
Speaker 2: order for us to have guests, we kind of needed
Speaker 2: to let one person go. So right before the pandemic started,
Speaker 2: she was she had bought a suitcase, like the first
Speaker 2: suitcase she had ever bought, and she was like putting
Speaker 2: herself on tour as a comedian. And then the tour
Speaker 2: was canceled because of COVID, and then Chatroom came along,
Speaker 2: and then Chatroom ended for her, and she was like,
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm gonna go back on the road
Speaker 2: now because at that point, you know, the world was
Speaker 2: opening them back up. So she went back on the road.
Speaker 2: So then zoom to two years after that and she
Speaker 2: called me. She was like, g'zelle, I have a show
Speaker 2: in DC, and I was like, doing what she said.
Speaker 3: She was like, my stand up show? Will you come?
Speaker 2: And I was like sure, And I even said to her,
Speaker 2: I think I told you this. I even said to her, Hannah,
Speaker 2: do you need me to come on stage, because there's
Speaker 2: no way I could see her pulling a live comedy
Speaker 2: comedian comedy, a live comedy show. Hannah cannot pull this
Speaker 2: off right, right, And I don't know anything about her, Like,
Speaker 2: I know she's very big on TikTok and all that,
Speaker 2: but at the time, I didn't really know much.
Speaker 3: Okay, Anyway, I go to the show. I bring Grace.
Speaker 3: We're dying laughing.
Speaker 2: Really, Grace is rolling over on the floor like and
Speaker 2: Grace is like eighteen at the time.
Speaker 3: So you get the kids. You're good. Uh huh uh
Speaker 3: huh zoom to. After the show would go, I go
Speaker 3: into her dress room. We're like, Hannah, you killed that shit. Yeah.
Speaker 3: She was like, I know, just st I've been working
Speaker 3: real hard. I said, girl. Wow.
Speaker 2: So she was like yeah, somewhere and all that, they
Speaker 2: want her to come back to Summerhouse.
Speaker 3: She called. She was like, so, what do you think
Speaker 3: should I go back to Summerhouse?
Speaker 2: So I was like, yeah, I think you should and
Speaker 2: just make it work for you and talk about your
Speaker 2: comedy stuff. And she was like no, And I said, wow, okay.
Speaker 3: And last night she was on the Jimmy Fallon show. Right, Wow,
Speaker 3: you guys, I just turned thirty, thank you twenty nine
Speaker 3: months ago, and I feel good. But society really tries
Speaker 3: to scare you. Commercials are like, do you have a
Speaker 3: fine line? Ill? Do you have a gray hair? Disgusting?
Speaker 3: Man will never notice you ever again? And I'm like,
Speaker 3: that sounds so peaceful. Now she has a Netflix special.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kenna is a certified superstar and I'm so freaking
Speaker 2: proud of her because she stuck to her gun, which
Speaker 2: was I'm going to do it my way, and it
Speaker 2: was actually a lesson for me because I'm like, you know,
Speaker 2: you have you have goals in life, and you get sidetracked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you can't.
Speaker 2: You have to like stick to what you believe in.
Speaker 2: So congratulations Hannah Burner, we love you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, Also, I need to watch the show, so I
Speaker 2: assume you watched. I think it's it was very similar
Speaker 2: to what I am going to watch it. But I
Speaker 2: think it's very similar to what I saw when I
Speaker 2: went to the live show. Oh really, Okay, but no,
Speaker 2: it was great. I got to meet her nana because
Speaker 2: she always talks about her nana and her mom. I
Speaker 2: got to meet her husband because I'd seen all these
Speaker 2: people virtually on chat room, but I never got to
Speaker 2: meet them in person, so it was it was a
Speaker 2: beautiful night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's awesome. I love that story. Yeah, no, it was.
Speaker 1: It was like, she's, Okay, she got fired from Summerhouse,
Speaker 1: she got fired from chat room, and I would and
Speaker 1: now she has a comedy special on Netflix.
Speaker 3: She's winning over all of y'all everyone, I don't meet me,
Speaker 3: and okay, mind you. She was like the unknown underdog
Speaker 3: on chat row and now she's like, she told me
Speaker 3: and Porsche to suck it. Suck it bitches. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: And it's like she's she doesn't need an ensemble cast
Speaker 1: to do it. She's doing it by herself, by herself.
Speaker 1: That's really impressive. That's awesome.
Speaker 2: It's totally impressive. And it's all about her sticking to
Speaker 2: believing in herself. She invested in herself.
Speaker 3: So on Summer House, was she like funny? Was she
Speaker 3: telling jokes on Summer House? Yeah? But a lot of
Speaker 3: times that gets edited out, okay, yeah, And a lot
Speaker 3: of times what stays is the drama and the screaming
Speaker 3: and the cussing out and all that, and you know,
Speaker 3: it got to be a little toxic. For her got it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but her page was there.
Speaker 2: You know her and Page they have their uh giggly
Speaker 2: swad podcasts and you know they're they're really good friends.
Speaker 2: So anyway, Hannah, keep doing you boo. Yes, love that,
Speaker 2: I'm your number one fan boo. And everybody was like,
Speaker 2: so it was in New York.
Speaker 3: So I literally just went for it, and everybody was like,
Speaker 3: you just came for this, Yes, yeah, I came as
Speaker 3: a part my girl. Damn it. Everybody's making me feel
Speaker 3: bad because I'm to New York to support.
Speaker 1: Hand what No, Like when I saw i don't know,
Speaker 1: like a photo or something that you posted, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I knew if it was like that's you,
Speaker 1: you're gonna show up. Like if your friends or people
Speaker 1: that you love are doing something special.
Speaker 3: You're gonna you're gonna make a way, yeah be there.
Speaker 3: Yeah totally. You're gonna go out of your way to
Speaker 3: be there. Yeah, totally. That's awesome. Can we talk about
Speaker 3: something that's not so popular? Sure, Chris Brown? Why is
Speaker 3: that not popular? Well?
Speaker 2: I feel like some people still are like he's a
Speaker 2: he's a controversial subject.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he has like his like die hard fans,
Speaker 1: right because he's super.
Speaker 3: Talented, but yeah, super Yeah. I want to say I
Speaker 3: want to go to the concert. Oh, I want to
Speaker 3: say the concert was in town, but I was out
Speaker 3: of town. Yeah, I want to say I'm mad that
Speaker 3: I missed it because I was surely gonna go and
Speaker 3: kind of be in the front row and be Dan.
Speaker 2: Like all the clips that I'm seeing on Instagram, his
Speaker 2: show unfreaking believable.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, just him. I'm not even looking at the crowd.
Speaker 2: First of all. Whoever's dressing him right now is killing it.
Speaker 2: And I want to see him grind and gyrate and
Speaker 2: do all the things.
Speaker 1: He's definitely super talented, and I don't think he gets
Speaker 1: you know, like he's like on. Is he on the
Speaker 1: same level as Usher? I think he's surpassed.
Speaker 3: You think so well, Okay, as far as what's concerned
Speaker 3: as far as talent, yeah, talent and music catalog. He
Speaker 3: is way more music than Usher, you think so?
Speaker 2: Absolutelyolut freaking There's no way he doesn't like way more hits.
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: Okay, somebody let us know the do the math, y'all,
Speaker 2: let us know about Usher and Chris Brown. Yes, but
Speaker 2: I think singing sings better than Usher, dancing performance better
Speaker 2: than USh. I've seen him once before and I've seen Usher,
Speaker 2: and I can compare the two. I think Chris Brown
Speaker 2: stage presence and all that is is Beyonce esque.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like he's like more athletic with his dancing
Speaker 1: than Usher, Like he can kind of like his dancing
Speaker 1: is just a little more like pronounced than Ushers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know about his.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: The music is up for debate for me, like between
Speaker 1: like the hits. Well, we don't know, so we need
Speaker 1: somebody do some research. Yeah, so who we're gonna get
Speaker 1: to do our research? Should we ask that Ali Hawkins family?
Speaker 2: Or should we asked who's the other girl Gigi that
Speaker 2: was screaming at us?
Speaker 3: Or should we asked Mohammed yes? Or me me? Or
Speaker 3: me me? Yes? Do the research you get back to us? Yes, yeah, right,
Speaker 3: Chris Brown or Usher?
Speaker 1: We need to know which one is better? Or we
Speaker 1: can just do like a.
Speaker 3: Poll, Yeah, you know, and let everyone just vote on
Speaker 3: the poll. Right, And who has the most hits is
Speaker 3: really the question? Right? Okay? Two of them?
Speaker 1: Who is the better artist overall? Usher or Chris Brown?
Speaker 1: And who has the most hits usher Chris Brown.
Speaker 3: Yes, the end. Okay, can we talk about speaking of Netflix?
Speaker 3: Netflix specially?
Speaker 2: I know I'm on a roll today because I ate
Speaker 2: all my wheaties and my blueberries. Oh and now guess
Speaker 2: what I'm putting in my oatmeal? Okay, cheas seeds.
Speaker 3: I don't know that because it's just.
Speaker 1: Like my Instagram feed, like you're all like the stufff
Speaker 1: it's all health food related nutrition stuff.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it's it's chius seeds, of course, I just
Speaker 3: I just know. Okay. So wait, wait, I can't tell
Speaker 3: you why. I can't tell you what.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you eating some gia seeds I have? I
Speaker 1: don't really eat oatmeal a lot, so I don't. I
Speaker 1: do like to put them in my oat meal, but
Speaker 1: you can put it in your yogurt. I can, but
Speaker 1: I don't like to put it in my yogurt. Okay,
Speaker 1: I prefer it in my oat meal. But I don't
Speaker 1: eat oatmeal that much.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah, I'm an
Speaker 3: oatmeal every day girl.
Speaker 2: Really, So in my oat meal, guys, is my blueberries
Speaker 2: to make me smart? My cheese seeds because that makes
Speaker 2: me like lose weight or something makes me.
Speaker 3: I don't I can't tell you what the benefit is.
Speaker 2: Okay, but they say cheers, they say cheese seeds, Okay,
Speaker 2: my weak germ because that's like fiber, and my flaxeed
Speaker 2: meal because that's fiber two. But they kind of they
Speaker 2: kind of bounce each other out. They kind of taste
Speaker 2: the same. Yeah, yes, going down. Yeah, okay, So I
Speaker 2: should be healthy and beautiful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you already are. I know. I got to
Speaker 3: keep it up. Ye, I got to keep it up.
Speaker 1: And that's why I have all this energy right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I saw this on Instagram. It was
Speaker 1: a video of a ninety two year old woman and
Speaker 1: she has her mobility is better than ours.
Speaker 3: Really, yes, it was.
Speaker 1: It's it's awesome, and and that just makes me think
Speaker 1: like as we age, we have to stay active, we have.
Speaker 3: To see mobile.
Speaker 1: And it's not just you know, walking lifting weights like, no,
Speaker 1: you need to do like the flexibility exercises and all
Speaker 1: of that type of stuff. Like she is amazing. I
Speaker 1: gotta find it. Like she doesn't look anywhere near ninety two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's strong, active, spry, flexible, all of that.
Speaker 2: So, yes, so I was watching something this is actually
Speaker 2: not what I was going to talk about and I
Speaker 2: think Asians. They have more Asian centennials I think than
Speaker 2: any other culture. Centenarians there we go what I call
Speaker 2: them saton I made that upios like like that's one
Speaker 2: hundred years yeah, centenarians. Yeah, something about there was a
Speaker 2: whole special. So most they walk a lot, and they
Speaker 2: don't really have furniture.
Speaker 3: I know that sounds so crazy.
Speaker 2: They have furniture, but a lot of their culture is
Speaker 2: sitting on the floor.
Speaker 1: Okay, and then you get up and the sit on
Speaker 1: the floor, then you get up. Okay, that's mobility.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay. And I thought I was in my house
Speaker 3: the other and I thought, I can't. I ain't sitting
Speaker 3: on the floor right the floor.
Speaker 2: But that's why they don't let you wear shoes in
Speaker 2: their house. Yes, it's part of their culture. Like they
Speaker 2: they're always like sitting.
Speaker 3: On the floor.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's interesting. But walking also, I've seen, you know,
Speaker 1: study say if you walk whatever ten thousand steps a day,
Speaker 1: you prolong your longevity and all that too.
Speaker 3: Totally. Yes, we got to stay active.
Speaker 2: Yes I'm saying active. Okay, anyway, what I was gonna
Speaker 2: get active. If you're not, you can get.
Speaker 3: Okay. So this segues to the documentary Sprint. Okay, did
Speaker 3: you have you seen it? No? Girl, it's so good.
Speaker 3: Remember since you sang bolt tied, who is going to
Speaker 3: be that next champion who says you can't be sexy? Jack?
Speaker 3: I'm an Olympic champion, a mummy. There is no crowd
Speaker 3: heavier and the Olympic one hundred meter gold medal. Okay, So.
Speaker 2: It's about the track and field as we gear up
Speaker 2: for the Olympics. So it's about kind of like the worlds,
Speaker 2: like them getting ready for the Worlds and getting ready
Speaker 2: for the nationals.
Speaker 3: Oh okay. So it's like Shakari Richardson.
Speaker 2: Chakari is Shakari her story? And Noah Noah Lyles history.
Speaker 3: Okay? Is he from here? Is he from the DMV? No?
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, I think he's from Chicago. Okay, I'm making
Speaker 2: that up Detroit something. He's his mother. Yeah, anyway, So
Speaker 2: I didn't know. So this is all post These things
Speaker 2: have already happened. The worlds have already happened, nationals have
Speaker 2: already happened, And I didn't know whether or not these people.
Speaker 3: One lost or drawed. Okay, and they.
Speaker 2: Did a lot of story about the Jamaican girls. So
Speaker 2: there's a there's another girl that's also very great, don't
Speaker 2: you make there's three girls from Jamaica.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, long story short, but bo he might be
Speaker 3: from here. He went to Alexandra City High School. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think he's from there.
Speaker 2: From Virginia, Okay, okay, So thank you, Robin slash Carly
Speaker 2: Carly Quit, y'all.
Speaker 3: I just want y'all know, Carley Quit. Is he busy
Speaker 3: for us? Y'all?
Speaker 2: The d O always has died. The d oh is
Speaker 2: god us just me and Robin. Well, we do have
Speaker 2: a new social media person.
Speaker 3: We do killing it. Okay, let's let's get back. Let's
Speaker 3: get to that.
Speaker 2: Let's should we tell the people his name, the social
Speaker 2: media guy, because then everybody's gonna want him.
Speaker 3: So I don't think we should. I think we should
Speaker 3: keep him Anye. No, we want him to get work,
Speaker 3: but we don't want him to get so much work
Speaker 3: he can't work for us? Is that selfish? Yes? He
Speaker 3: can handle it. He can handle it.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we'll get to that. We'll get to that,
Speaker 2: all right, finish it. So anyway, I didn't know what
Speaker 2: was going on. So by episode so I'm all dialed in,
Speaker 2: like what's gonna happen?
Speaker 3: Are they gonna win? Are they gonna win? By episode
Speaker 3: like six, I am in the fetal position, crying, cheering
Speaker 3: for my girl, Shakari Richard. I'm her new number one fan. Really,
Speaker 3: that's my girl. When she took off.
Speaker 2: The the orange wig and throw it on the ground
Speaker 2: and went and ran that, you I.
Speaker 3: To get it, God, damn it. Get it.
Speaker 1: So you watched so so you watched the documentary, Yes,
Speaker 1: but you didn't watch the races when they happened, so
Speaker 1: I didn't really know what was gonna happen.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm this is this is my PSA not PSA. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I guess PSA.
Speaker 2: I'm saying y'all should watch it. It's Sprint and it's
Speaker 2: on Netflix.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I watched it. I love.
Speaker 1: I love to see athletes or even like artists like
Speaker 1: in preparation for their events.
Speaker 3: And it's wild because they're they're training eight, nine, ten
Speaker 3: months for nine seconds right now? One is nine seconds?
Speaker 3: One is like twenty seconds? Right? What right? Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3: And you got to be ready that crazy? Yes? You
Speaker 3: have to be ready.
Speaker 2: But it did show the camaraderie about with within cause
Speaker 2: you know, for the guys especially, yeah, the guys and
Speaker 2: the girls. So for the Worlds and the Nationals, when
Speaker 2: they're when they're getting ready to compete, they're all together,
Speaker 2: like they're eating together, right, they're training with each other,
Speaker 2: they're against each and they're competing against each other.
Speaker 3: So it's kind of like your yellow friends but you
Speaker 3: hate them. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Noah was really wanting There's a guy from London
Speaker 2: that wanted to beat the London record and Noah was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're gonna beat that, but you're not gonna beat me, right,
Speaker 2: And that's what happened. Like Noah beats it out of
Speaker 2: everybody really, but he didn't beat but that guy beat
Speaker 2: that record and it was kind of like because Noah's
Speaker 2: running so fast, it motivated that other guy and he
Speaker 2: beat that London record.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was all like dapping each other up,
Speaker 3: so it was that's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, so they trained
Speaker 3: the compete, but then they like push each other, definitely
Speaker 3: push each other. And that's what she car Car said. Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't want to tell y'all what happened. Okay. Spoiler
Speaker 3: alert for the series.
Speaker 2: In three, the two and one, okay, fine, she wanted
Speaker 2: to go okay and she beat the two Jamaicans okay,
Speaker 2: and she said to them, they were like, you finally
Speaker 2: got the goal. They was like happy for her because
Speaker 2: they've gotten it a million times.
Speaker 3: She was like, yeah, I had to train.
Speaker 2: Hard because of y'all, because of y'all, Like y'all did
Speaker 2: this to me.
Speaker 3: They made her better. They made her better, and she
Speaker 3: like gave them their props. Oh that's awesome. I know.
Speaker 3: I love that. And and I don't know if you know this.
Speaker 1: So there is a we have a local sixteen year
Speaker 1: old boy that goes to bullets.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what's his name? Damn it, what's his name?
Speaker 3: Because I just saw I just saw the little report
Speaker 3: about him, yeah, on the news, and he's going, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's going to the Olympics. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, no, that's great. So think about this.
Speaker 2: He'll have so he'll have this Olympics. I'm sure he'll
Speaker 2: have the next Olympics right four years from now, so
Speaker 2: he'll probably have like three Olympics.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And he's and he's small, and so I imagine over
Speaker 1: the next four years, he'll grow and get taller and
Speaker 1: what is his name? I'm sorry, I want you all
Speaker 1: to look him up, and so his strides will be longer. Yes,
Speaker 1: like he's he's killing it. And he's short, right, and
Speaker 1: he's little and he's smaller than all of these men
Speaker 1: he's running against.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's great.
Speaker 2: So he's so by the way, he goes to a
Speaker 2: school called Bullets, which is in puff Tom make everybody
Speaker 2: wants to like throw shade on Potomac, but we put
Speaker 2: Potomac on the map.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: His name is Quincy Wilson. Yes, that's his name, Quincy Bullets.
Speaker 1: He goes to Bullis. I'm sure you said children went
Speaker 1: to Bullets.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's a great private school. They have a really great
Speaker 1: track and field program. Yeah, most of those sports are
Speaker 1: really good. Oh yeah, yeah for sure. But Quincy Wilson
Speaker 1: sixteen years old going to the Olympics to run track.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 2: Okay, speaking of Netflix, and then we're down with Netflix
Speaker 2: because because you know, we're not getting paid by Netflix
Speaker 2: at all, not at all.
Speaker 3: We're talking about Hannah.
Speaker 1: I know, Hannah Spring, I know which one you're gonna say,
Speaker 1: what one thousand.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Robert, how can you read my eye?
Speaker 3: Oh are you? Are you like secretly going through my
Speaker 3: Netflix and seeing what I'm watching? We might I might
Speaker 3: have your Have you seen it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I haven't. How did you?
Speaker 1: Allys gonna say that because someone actually emailed us and
Speaker 1: it did and suggested that we watch it or just said,
Speaker 1: you know, for you to watch it or okay. So
Speaker 1: I was like, and then I think I don't know.
Speaker 1: You know, we have all these group chats. I think
Speaker 1: you mentioned it in one of our group chats.
Speaker 3: Okay, so listen up for the challenge one one thousand kids,
Speaker 3: Man with one thousand Kids.
Speaker 2: Something something like that. Something easy y'all want. It's only
Speaker 2: three episodes.
Speaker 3: I watched that. Nonsense. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: Let me tell y'all something that the title of the
Speaker 2: show is like Man with one thousand.
Speaker 1: Man with one thousand kids. And she said, and no,
Speaker 1: it's not. This is Yvette Martinez emailed us.
Speaker 2: Okay, So yeah, Yvette, thank you, because I watched it
Speaker 2: and guess what. Guess what, it's more like three thousand kids.
Speaker 2: It's not even a thousand.
Speaker 3: So he's a sperm donor.
Speaker 2: So apparently there's rules like you can only sperm donate
Speaker 2: and contribute to like five kids, like you can only
Speaker 2: give stuff for five kids. This man this in the Netherlands.
Speaker 2: He went to every donation clinic.
Speaker 3: I think there was eleven of them. Apparently, if like.
Speaker 2: One jizz, like one squirt in in the container, you
Speaker 2: can make from that two hundred kids or something, because
Speaker 2: it's only like a swap, right that they take it up,
Speaker 2: so from that, I think it's like two hundred kids.
Speaker 3: Anyway, he was they calculated that stuff. He's doing that
Speaker 3: all over the place.
Speaker 2: And then there was another site for women that because
Speaker 2: you got to pay for the clinics, right, there was
Speaker 2: another site on the side, like you know, I'm struggling,
Speaker 2: help me out. I mean there was a lot of
Speaker 2: kind of like lesbians on there. So maybe maybe the
Speaker 2: clinics weren't giving it to the lesbians.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Okay, anyway, Yeah, they was meeting him
Speaker 3: at like the restaurants meeting. He would go square off
Speaker 3: in the in the bathroom and then hand them the
Speaker 3: container and then he would they would like take the
Speaker 3: container and get into the car and insert it in
Speaker 3: the car. It was wild and stuff going on. Oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, in the Netherlands, he is father to everyone.
Speaker 3: There's at least a thousand kids in the Netherlands.
Speaker 1: Okay, so now you have to run the risk of
Speaker 1: people dating their brothers.
Speaker 3: And that's the problem. That's the problem, and that's why
Speaker 3: they keep a limit to it. Yes, thats because by
Speaker 3: because they've done a study.
Speaker 2: And the study is that you're naturally attracted to people
Speaker 2: that looked like you and had the same DNA as you. Right,
Speaker 2: so you're thinking, Okay, this person just looks like me,
Speaker 2: but they're not related to me, so you're naturally attracted
Speaker 2: to that person.
Speaker 3: That's a study. And yeah, there's gonna be so much inbredding, inbredding,
Speaker 3: in breeding. Yeah that in the Netherlands. Wow, Africa. So
Speaker 3: it was a couple guys and tell you how gross
Speaker 3: this is. And I'm gonna let y'all go because this
Speaker 3: is ridiculous. So do they have a case of that
Speaker 3: actually happening.
Speaker 2: Well, the kids are young, Oh yes, the kids are
Speaker 2: now getting a little older, and a couple of them
Speaker 2: are like, oh, but I like Johnny and they're like, no,
Speaker 2: Johnny is your half brother.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So there was another guy that's also they call them
Speaker 2: serial donors. There was another serial donor and they knew
Speaker 2: each other. The two serial donors do each other. They
Speaker 2: were mixing their sperm and giving it to people because
Speaker 2: they were like it was a joke in a game.
Speaker 2: To them, it's like, oh that we'll see who that
Speaker 2: ends up being the father, Like who's gonna who's s stronger.
Speaker 3: Who's gonna make it? What the hell?
Speaker 2: What kind of sick shit is this? Then they had
Speaker 2: a third guy. They're all in Kahoots, Kenya, the country.
Speaker 2: They were like, we need some European sperm over here.
Speaker 2: There was something on the internet. I don't know what
Speaker 2: y'all be google searching. Okay, so it's like a fetish.
Speaker 2: They paid a couple sperm donors to go over there,
Speaker 2: put them up in a hotel for like two weeks,
Speaker 2: and they were giving their sperm every day.
Speaker 3: The guy says he wants to bleach Africa.
Speaker 2: What so, now we didn't get into some racist, disgusting bullshit.
Speaker 3: This is just the whole episode. I was like on fire.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Okay, So they took them man the court, okay,
Speaker 2: and the sentence is the court came down in the Netherlands.
Speaker 3: The sentences.
Speaker 2: If he gets caught donating or fathering any other child
Speaker 2: ever in his life, he has to pay one hundred
Speaker 2: thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm like, how are we going to track this right? Right?
Speaker 3: Because he's he's doing it right now, he's squirting in
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 2: Right, there's that, And I said, just just do the
Speaker 2: surgery and like cut his balls off, not cut his
Speaker 2: balls off. But like they can't force him to do
Speaker 2: it though, right, Like I was thinking though, like because
Speaker 2: you're a danger to society. Yeah, so I think I
Speaker 2: think he should get the testees, not the testes cut
Speaker 2: of a sectamy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need a vaseectomy. He should, But clearly he
Speaker 3: gets off on this like he's, oh, he's not going
Speaker 3: to volunteer for a vasectomy. No, No one can force
Speaker 3: him to do that. No. Is he attractive? Okay?
Speaker 2: So the thing was he has blonde hair, curly blonde
Speaker 2: hair that he wears, he says, like a lion.
Speaker 3: He had attractive to me. He has blue eyes and
Speaker 3: that's it. Okay, he sounds like Gavin Newsom he Gavin. No,
Speaker 3: Gavin has brown hair, thank you very much. And Gavin
Speaker 3: can get the draws and this guy is kind of short.
Speaker 3: Gavin is tall, okay, so I can climb his mountain. Oh,
Speaker 3: this is short. He's kind of short. I mean I
Speaker 3: would think, like, who's signing up for his sperm? Why?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I understand because the couples with like the men that
Speaker 2: are the fathers. Why haven't y'all found him in the streets.
Speaker 1: And pummeled him, give him a pummel to beat him down.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, beat that man down. Kick him in the nuts,
Speaker 3: hurt the nuts, yes, kick him in the balls. This
Speaker 3: is wild. Okay, I gotta watch Yeah, so you just
Speaker 3: told story three episodes? How about this?
Speaker 2: I don't want y'all to watch it because we don't. Well,
Speaker 2: he's not getting paid for this, so going and watch it.
Speaker 2: I think I don't want him to get any more money.
Speaker 2: But he's not getting paid for this. But whatever, Yes,
Speaker 2: because he refused to say a word like he's this
Speaker 2: is all. They've interviewed all these mothers. They have so
Speaker 2: many people to interview. Okay, there's three thousand kids out here,
Speaker 2: and they can confirm that these are all his kids. Yes, Wow,
Speaker 2: this is some bullshit. Okay, Okay, so I got angry.
Speaker 2: I just got angry. Are we doing?
Speaker 3: Yes, we have time. Giselle will not stop talking. She
Speaker 3: has too muchch is ce right, I know, cheer seeds
Speaker 3: and blueberries. All right, we're out here.
Speaker 2: We look out so much. Yeah, all things. Don't ever
Speaker 2: forget to live your life. Either reasonable or sure.
Speaker 3: Dude, you're both.
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