Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show, that Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 1: Let's have some fun on a Monday, A magnificent Monday.
Speaker 1: And it's magnificent for a variety of reasons, not the
Speaker 1: least of which is it is the two hundred and
Speaker 1: fiftieth birthday of the finest fighting force in the history
Speaker 1: of mankind, Semper five Marine. I'm just warning you right now,
Speaker 1: you're gonna hear this song maybe twenty times during the
Speaker 1: show today. Chris, can we just play it on a
Speaker 1: three hour loop behind? Please? Chris, Please? I have to
Speaker 1: have Chris turn it back up, turn it up. Oh,
Speaker 1: happy birthday, Marines. I love you dearly, my brothers and sisters,
Speaker 1: I love you all Right. Beyond the Marine Corps birthday,
Speaker 1: there's obviously a lot we have to get to. The
Speaker 1: government shutdown is ending. What happened? Why did we have
Speaker 1: a shutdown? Why is it ending? We will discuss that
Speaker 1: at length tonight. We are going to discuss the coming times,
Speaker 1: the economic troubles. In the various ways both both parties
Speaker 1: will fail in attempting to address these problems. Of course,
Speaker 1: we still have to talk about mass deportation, Islamic Somali
Speaker 1: clan wars in Minneapolis, the newspapers trying to tell you
Speaker 1: to drink when you travel, and we have families broken
Speaker 1: up from communism, all that medal of honor and hour
Speaker 1: from now, all kinds of wonderful emails, and so much
Speaker 1: more coming up tonight on the two hundred and fiftieth
Speaker 1: birthday of the United States Marine Corps on a Monday.
Speaker 1: Before we get to any of the other things, though,
Speaker 1: let's talk about the shutdown itself, the shutdown, the shutdown
Speaker 1: coming to an end before we discuss it. In order
Speaker 1: to set it up, we have to have a talk
Speaker 1: that we've had over and over and over and over
Speaker 1: and over again. We have to get after this basic
Speaker 1: fact because once we understand this basic fact what has
Speaker 1: happened inside the Democrat Party, then everything that happens from
Speaker 1: there is understandable. And what we're about to talk about.
Speaker 1: It will explain the behavior of elected Democrats, Democrats in
Speaker 1: the media. It will explain the behavior you see from
Speaker 1: the liberal and pegy in your life. Your mom, your dad,
Speaker 1: your sister, your son, your coworker, your friend, you're whoever
Speaker 1: the Democrat in your life. Why do they act the
Speaker 1: way they act? Why do they say the things they say.
Speaker 1: So first, let's understand there are two different kinds of
Speaker 1: people in this world. And I'm not actually saying that
Speaker 1: one is better and one's not. I don't know how
Speaker 1: much of this is nature or nurture, whether you are
Speaker 1: born this way or not born this way. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to speak to that, and we can dig into
Speaker 1: that another time. But there are two kinds of people
Speaker 1: in this world. There are people who want to be
Speaker 1: individual thinkers and there are people who want to belong
Speaker 1: to the group. And I'm actually not going to insult
Speaker 1: or complement either type, but we must understand there are
Speaker 1: these two types of people. If if you're sitting in class,
Speaker 1: let's go back to high school. It's your freshman year.
Speaker 1: You're sitting in class and you love vanilla ice cream
Speaker 1: and the teacher. The teacher says, hey, show of hands,
Speaker 1: We're gonna have ice cream this Friday. How many of
Speaker 1: you want chocolate ice cream? And you see twenty other
Speaker 1: kids in the class raise their hand. Everyone but you
Speaker 1: raises their hand for chocolate ice cream. In that moment,
Speaker 1: being honest with yourself, are you tempted to raise your
Speaker 1: hand again? I'm just stunning insult to human nature. Everyone
Speaker 1: else wants chocolate. Are you tempted to raise your hand
Speaker 1: or is that just not something that would even occur
Speaker 1: to you? No, I like vanilla. Screw all these other kids.
Speaker 1: I want vanilla. Two different types of people, many people.
Speaker 1: I would argue the jeordie would at least feel some
Speaker 1: tug to raise their hand. But there are people, and
Speaker 1: you are probably like, this doesn't matter what everyone else
Speaker 1: is doing. You don't care about what the group says.
Speaker 1: If you have a vote, you're using it your way.
Speaker 1: The Democrat voter is a herd animal, and herd animals
Speaker 1: they will do things that can even be harmful to themselves,
Speaker 1: to their families, to their communities in order to keep
Speaker 1: themselves as part of the herd. This is not even
Speaker 1: something we're about to discuss right now, but it goes
Speaker 1: perfectly along the lines. We're talking about Jimmy Kimmel. He's
Speaker 1: that late night host that's gonna get fired next year.
Speaker 1: His wife cut ties with Trump voting family. It's a
Speaker 1: headline from the New York Post. She cut off her
Speaker 1: own family. Why, well, she's part of the herd, and
Speaker 1: if the herd is going a different direction. Then her mother,
Speaker 1: her father, her sister, her brother, will she's got to
Speaker 1: go with the herd. Democrats are heard animals. You must
Speaker 1: understand that about them. They are heard animals. And so
Speaker 1: because they are heard animals, should you find yourself yourself
Speaker 1: in position as a shepherd. If you will, you can
Speaker 1: guide that herd in many many different ways and into
Speaker 1: many many different directions. You know they're all going to
Speaker 1: stay together as group. Now, politics, we just had an
Speaker 1: election as Tuesday, an election where we didn't farewell. And
Speaker 1: of course, as we discuss, is all kinds of different
Speaker 1: reasons here or there. But what's one of the main
Speaker 1: reasons we didn't fare that well. Republicans lost in places
Speaker 1: like Georgia, in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Virginia. But why
Speaker 1: all of it? Not all of it? Much of it
Speaker 1: comes down to simply motivation. Why Why are Democrats probably
Speaker 1: going to do well in the midterms. Normally the president
Speaker 1: of the United States, whatever political party he's in, his
Speaker 1: party loses a lot of seats in the midterms. Why motivation.
Speaker 1: You're on the outs, you don't have power, you're angry,
Speaker 1: you don't have to be told to get out there
Speaker 1: and vote. You don't have to be told to tell
Speaker 1: friends and family. You don't need any of that motivation.
Speaker 1: You're ticked off and you're going motivation. Who's angrier? Now?
Speaker 1: For ten years? Ten years? Think about how long that is.
Speaker 1: Where were you ten years ago? What did you look like?
Speaker 1: I still i'd here? What were you doing for ten years?
Speaker 1: The already programmable herd animals in the Democrat Party. Democrat
Speaker 1: voters have been told over and over and over and
Speaker 1: over again that Donald Trump is the sum of all fears.
Speaker 1: He is the devil, he is a Nazi, he is Hitler,
Speaker 1: He's an authoritarian, he is you name it. And they've
Speaker 1: said it over and over and over and over and
Speaker 1: over and over again. And they've said it because it
Speaker 1: has helped them motivate their voters. It just has they all.
Speaker 1: There is a reason the Democrat in your area, you
Speaker 1: know what? Set aside national politics, I don't want you
Speaker 1: to think about the House or Senate, and I want
Speaker 1: you to think about Gavin Newsomber, Chuck Schumer. We'll get
Speaker 1: to them in a minute. Have you heard a Democrat
Speaker 1: in your state maybe running for a state seat, a
Speaker 1: county seat, a local seat in your town, or city.
Speaker 1: Have you heard any Democrat running for office talk about
Speaker 1: fighting Trump or standing up the Trump? Of course you have.
Speaker 1: In fact, that probably is the central theme. Well that's weird.
Speaker 1: Why is the guy running for your local county board
Speaker 1: of supervisors discussing fighting Trump when at no point is
Speaker 1: he ever going to have any political power to fight
Speaker 1: Trump or stop Trump in any way. If it's not true,
Speaker 1: why would he run on it? Because he understands Donald
Speaker 1: Trump's name motivates Democrats. The democrat in your life, the
Speaker 1: liberal and pagy in your life, hates Donald Trump. I
Speaker 1: know you already know this. I can see you nodding
Speaker 1: your head. Hates Donald Trump in an unreasonable fashion. And
Speaker 1: they can't even properly explain why. If you ever and
Speaker 1: I've always encouraged you to do this, if you've ever
Speaker 1: had a calm conversation with him and just started asking
Speaker 1: probing questions, why I ain't Trump is an a thought there?
Speaker 1: Why the devil? He's a Nazi? Why what is? They
Speaker 1: can't they can't even get the words out? Why can't
Speaker 1: they lay it out in detail? If you ever asked
Speaker 1: me to lay out in detail why I despise Joe Biden,
Speaker 1: I would tell you how much time do you have?
Speaker 1: And I could simply sit and explain all of it. Why, Well,
Speaker 1: they've never they were never taught the why. The why
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. What they were taught and they believe it
Speaker 1: in their bones is that Donald Trump is the end
Speaker 1: of everything they care about. They have been thoroughly programmed
Speaker 1: for ten years. That brings us to the shutdown and
Speaker 1: the why and why it's ending. Before we get to that,
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you really quickly about the
Speaker 1: holidays that are coming up. Thanksgiving is coming soon, you know,
Speaker 1: Christmas is coming soon. You know. This is a time
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Speaker 2: Jesse Chilly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: Chris who told you from the music? Who took you?
Speaker 3: All?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Fine, okay, there we go. Just a couple more seconds,
Speaker 1: It's all I wanted, Just a couple more seconds.
Speaker 5: On a wonderful birthday, a marine court birthday, Happy birthday,
Speaker 5: Devil dogs talking to you post well not quite post
Speaker 5: government shut down, but we're about there.
Speaker 1: Before we get into the y, I just kind of
Speaker 1: gave you a little bit of background on that. I
Speaker 1: wanted to let you know why the government isn't open
Speaker 1: right now. Just a couple of things I know about
Speaker 1: the Senate vote. There are all these rules that get
Speaker 1: very convoluted and confusing. So don't worry if you don't
Speaker 1: know all these rules. Even the people in the House
Speaker 1: and Senate don't know all these friggin rules. They have
Speaker 1: to have somebody who tells them here's the skinny of it.
Speaker 1: The Senate, Okay, Senate does what it does. The House
Speaker 1: now has to do it as well. But they're not
Speaker 1: all sitting there on the House floor at all times
Speaker 1: waiting to have a vote. Whenever the time comes, there
Speaker 1: has to be a certain amount of time the speaker
Speaker 1: gives the members of the House to get back and
Speaker 1: have the long story. It's going to be a day
Speaker 1: or two, all right. I don't know exactly when they're
Speaker 1: going to get everything through, but it's going to be
Speaker 1: a day or two. Now, why the shutdown at all?
Speaker 1: What is it? Well, this is the part on top
Speaker 1: of what we already discussed. This is the part we
Speaker 1: have to get. You can in various places, various ways,
Speaker 1: not just in politics, for your sports team, for your business,
Speaker 1: for your church, for your you can, if you are
Speaker 1: not careful, you can create a monster that you will
Speaker 1: no longer be able to control. That old doctor Frankenstein's story.
Speaker 1: I always come back to it because it is so
Speaker 1: incredibly true. Democrats have for a decade thrived on outraging
Speaker 1: their base about Donald Trump. A decade Okay, Well, they've
Speaker 1: lived high on the haulk. They've won a lot of
Speaker 1: seats on that it's done them very very well. But
Speaker 1: now they have demands. Now they have demands. Pause on
Speaker 1: them for a moment. Let's make this about you or
Speaker 1: about me. Let's talk about immigration, because you know that's
Speaker 1: something that I'm hot on. I know you're hot on.
Speaker 1: We need the mass deportation of fifty million foreigners to
Speaker 1: make your life more affordable, your country cleaner, safer, better
Speaker 1: in every imaginable way. It has to happen, you know,
Speaker 1: because you've learned over the years how many freaking foreigners,
Speaker 1: en mass we have welcomed into this country. To point that,
Speaker 1: now the Somali clans are having voting wars in Minneapolis
Speaker 1: depending on which clan you're from. That's that's your chances
Speaker 1: of winning the primary. That's how bad immigration has gotten.
Speaker 1: All right, So you're you're already there. You got got it.
Speaker 1: We're mad about immigration. I'm mad, You're mad. We're both mad,
Speaker 1: all right now. I'm a GOP politician. I'm a low
Speaker 1: t weenie loser like James Langford, Republican Senator of Oklahoma.
Speaker 1: I come out and I say to you right now, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: that's kind of how he talks. That's at least that's
Speaker 1: what I hear. Hey, guys, you know what, I don't
Speaker 1: want to deport anybody. In fact, I think we should
Speaker 1: go get another five hundred thousand people from Somalia and
Speaker 1: bring them in. Do I even have the option for that?
Speaker 1: Amnesty loving losers like James Langford even he knows he
Speaker 1: has to sell his amnesty Steve bills as border security
Speaker 1: bills because I'm already mad about immigration. You don't have
Speaker 1: an option now as a senator. You have to serve
Speaker 1: me in my interests, in my anger, in my fear
Speaker 1: at some level. Well, take your anger at immigration and
Speaker 1: crank the volume up on that up by about one thousand.
Speaker 1: And that's how angry the average Democrat voter is about
Speaker 1: Donald Trump. Why is he there? He shouldn't be there.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. He should be in prison. We arrested
Speaker 1: and we tried to kill him two times.
Speaker 5: Ah.
Speaker 1: This is how these people think he shouldn't be there.
Speaker 1: And now they are making demands of their representatives in
Speaker 1: the House and their senators. You better stop Trump. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you stop Trump. You told me you would stop Trump.
Speaker 1: You told me he's the devil, you told me he's
Speaker 1: a golf kitler and you ran for office and you
Speaker 1: told me you would stop him. But here's the thing
Speaker 1: about the way the House and the Senate works, even
Speaker 1: if you have the majority, it's really hard to get
Speaker 1: anything actually done, really by design. Think about this. We
Speaker 1: have the House, we have the Senate, we have the presidency.
Speaker 1: How many bills have passed? I mean bills that you
Speaker 1: would love or I would love. The best we've gotten.
Speaker 1: The best in a year has been what Trump called
Speaker 1: the One Big Beautiful Bill, which was just really a
Speaker 1: continuation of things with a little extra here and a
Speaker 1: little extra there. With the House, Senate and presidency, we
Speaker 1: haven't gotten anything done, nothing, virtually nothing. When you're the
Speaker 1: minority party, you you have nothing. Well I misspoke there.
Speaker 1: You do have one thing, and only one thing. You
Speaker 1: do have leverage. We need to do this while we
Speaker 1: have the leverage.
Speaker 2: Of course, there will be you know, families that are
Speaker 2: going to suffer, but it is one of the few
Speaker 2: leverage times we have.
Speaker 1: You reopen the government and we lose our leverage. There
Speaker 1: has to be an agreement right now. That's what this
Speaker 1: whole shutdown is about.
Speaker 6: Republicans control the House, the Senate, and the White House.
Speaker 1: Frankly, this is our only moment of leverage, leverage, leverage,
Speaker 1: But what leverage is that. We'll get to that in
Speaker 1: a moment. Before we get to that, we know what
Speaker 1: I did today. I went for a walk. You know,
Speaker 1: that's my thing. I love walking. I walk around my area.
Speaker 1: When I travel, I walk. I walk cities, I walk mountains.
Speaker 1: I like to hike. I like to walk. It's my thing.
Speaker 1: I don't run. I walk, And I think I thought
Speaker 1: about it today. What if there's a day when my
Speaker 1: knee hurts and I can't Is there something physical you
Speaker 1: enjoy that you can't do anymore because it hurts. Maybe
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Speaker 1: almost forgot to mention that think I got shot this weekend.
Speaker 1: I will explain, and well, hopefully as soon as I'm
Speaker 1: done with this, I'm going to explain exactly what happened.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure I got shot, but I do think
Speaker 1: I probably got shot. I'll explain in a little In
Speaker 1: just a little bit, Chris, let's finish up on this
Speaker 1: government shutdown stuff. So Democrats have been radicalized. Their base
Speaker 1: believes that Donald Trump is the end of all things.
Speaker 1: And now they have made demands of their members in
Speaker 1: the House and their senators. They've made demands. They want you,
Speaker 1: you have to do something, do something. Why won't you
Speaker 1: stop Trump? Give me something? So Democrats are desperate to
Speaker 1: give their people a win. This is generally a very
Speaker 1: dangerous place to be in politics when you feel like
Speaker 1: you have to give the people some kind of win
Speaker 1: at some point in time. So what was the gamble.
Speaker 1: The gamble was simple, use the leverage they had to
Speaker 1: shut down the government and cause pain, the only leverage
Speaker 1: you have when you're the minority party. Yeah, you can
Speaker 1: stop this law. Or stop that law. But if you
Speaker 1: actually want to get things given to you, you have
Speaker 1: to be a terrorist. Is that too far? But you
Speaker 1: essentially have to do that. No, we'll just make everybody miserable.
Speaker 1: Sean Duffy said this, I think there's a Saturday answer
Speaker 1: a question.
Speaker 7: It's not going to get worse. I look to you know,
Speaker 7: the two weeks before Thanksgiving, you're going to see air
Speaker 7: travel be reduced to a trickle. We have a number
Speaker 7: of people who want to get home for the holidays,
Speaker 7: They want to see their family, they want to celebrate
Speaker 7: this great American holiday. Listen, many of them are not
Speaker 7: going to be able to get on an airplane because
Speaker 7: there are not going to be that many flights that
Speaker 7: fly if this thing doesn't open back up.
Speaker 1: I had a flight canceled on Friday. I was supposed
Speaker 1: to fly out, gone cancel it. People having their flights
Speaker 1: kid The only leverage Democrats had was to shut down
Speaker 1: the country. So why did it take so long? Angus King,
Speaker 1: he's one of the Democrats who actually voted to reopen it,
Speaker 1: went on the news, said this, you have to go.
Speaker 6: Back to what the strategy was at the beginning of
Speaker 6: the shutdown. There were two goals, both of which I support.
Speaker 6: One was standing up to Donald Trump. The other was
Speaker 6: getting some resolution on the ACA Premium tax credit issue.
Speaker 6: The problem was the shutdown wasn't accomplishing either goals, and
Speaker 6: there was practically, well it was zero likelihood that it
Speaker 6: was going to In terms of standing up to Donald Trump,
Speaker 6: the shutdown actually gave him more power, exhibit A being
Speaker 6: what he's done with Snap and SNAP benefits across the country.
Speaker 1: Here with Senator Shaheen.
Speaker 8: Unfortunately, we've got after forty days, we've got, as you
Speaker 8: pointed out, air traffic control that's a mess. We've got
Speaker 8: government workers who are not getting paid. We've got people
Speaker 8: who can't get food. We've got mothers and children who
Speaker 8: can't get their WIG benefits, and so we need to
Speaker 8: end that suffering.
Speaker 1: Chicken is a very dangerous game. You know what chicken is? Right,
Speaker 1: This goes back to movies like Rebel without a Cause.
Speaker 1: That's an old James Dean movie, Chris, don't watch it.
Speaker 1: It's really old and boring. But Rebel without a Cause.
Speaker 1: But you know what chicken is. Two cars line up
Speaker 1: facing each other, start driving towards each other, and the
Speaker 1: game if you can call it, that is who's going
Speaker 1: to swerve first? But it is a dangerous game because
Speaker 1: you're banking on the other guy swerving first, and if
Speaker 1: he's not swerving, how long do you last before you swerve?
Speaker 1: Chicken is a dangerous game. Democrats, in their desperation to
Speaker 1: do something to stop the Big Eagle notes see Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: Democrats decided to play chicken, and they were banking on
Speaker 1: the low t GOP doing what it has always done,
Speaker 1: caving on something, even if it was something small. Give
Speaker 1: them a little morsel and they could call that little
Speaker 1: morsel a win. And so I'm about to do something
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've ever done on this show. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I feel kind of icky even saying it, but I
Speaker 1: have to give the GOP props. It doesn't look like
Speaker 1: they're going to give up anything for this. I know
Speaker 1: there's a promise of a future vote on something, but
Speaker 1: not even not even a promise anything will pass. The
Speaker 1: GOP didn't blink, didn't swerve. Now here's the disaster for
Speaker 1: some Democrats. And all you and I can do is
Speaker 1: sit back and enjoy watching the circus monkeys throw poop
Speaker 1: at each other. Guys like Chuck sh Chuck Schumer is
Speaker 1: obviously the Senate minority leader, an enormously powerful man United
Speaker 1: States senator, longtime senator from the state of New York.
Speaker 1: But Chuck Schumer, as we've discussed, doesn't really believe in anything.
Speaker 1: He doesn't believe in Democrat politics or Republican politics. Are
Speaker 1: is not a communist, but he has to pretend the
Speaker 1: insane people have taken over his party. The Democrat base
Speaker 1: is fully radicalized, violent and communists. Now. There are radical
Speaker 1: communists inside the House and Senate now, and Chuck Schumer's
Speaker 1: hold on power is fading away. To put it mildly,
Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer couldn't afford to have the shutdown end. They're
Speaker 1: already on television calling for his head because it ends.
Speaker 4: You think Chuck Schumer needs to go after tonight, he
Speaker 4: should have gone. Ye, a week ago, a month ago,
Speaker 4: a year ago. Yes, yes, you talk about aim and
Speaker 4: not meeting the moment. Right. Every time he gets in
Speaker 4: front of the camera, the average Democratic voter out there screams,
Speaker 4: be done with you, be done and.
Speaker 1: Now let's focus on that. What he just said, What
Speaker 1: does that mean? Meeting the moment? He's not meeting the moment.
Speaker 1: Far be it from me to defend Chuck Schumer. But
Speaker 1: what's he supposed to do? If you've decided to play
Speaker 1: chicken and they're not swerving, what's the plan? What is
Speaker 1: the plan? What are you supposed to do? He had
Speaker 1: no options. His only option now is to pathetically go
Speaker 1: on to the Senate floor and fake outrage as he
Speaker 1: reads this speech.
Speaker 9: Demon, I must vote no. This healthcare crisis is so severe,
Speaker 9: so urgent, so devastating for families back home, that I
Speaker 9: cannot in good faith support this cr that fails to
Speaker 9: address the healthcare crisis. The American people know who is
Speaker 9: inflicting this healthcare trauma on them, Donald Trump and the Republicans.
Speaker 9: Health Care costs made a major impact on the twenty
Speaker 9: twenty five election, and they will certainly have an even
Speaker 9: greater impact on the twenty twenty sixth election.
Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer is a man desperately trying to keep his
Speaker 1: seat in the Senate. He's desperately trying to stay minority leader.
Speaker 1: In case you're wondering what that does for you. While
Speaker 1: all United States senators are very powerful, there's no question
Speaker 1: about it. When Senator Well, I just read her name
Speaker 1: Senator Shaheen. When she walks out of her office building,
Speaker 1: she may have a staffer or two, but she actually
Speaker 1: has to walk over to her car and hop in
Speaker 1: her electric powered Kia and drive to whatever apartment she's in.
Speaker 1: When Chuck Schumer walks out of his office, he's flanked
Speaker 1: by armed security with the fleet of armored vehicles waiting
Speaker 1: for him to whisk him away wherever he wants to go.
Speaker 1: There are large differences in the amount of power you
Speaker 1: have as someone in leadership versus just a run of
Speaker 1: the mill person, and Chuck Schumer is a power monster.
Speaker 1: If you will, It's all he seeks, it's all he
Speaker 1: cares about. And he's watching as the desperate, deranged, evil,
Speaker 1: violent communist base of the Democrat Party is begging to
Speaker 1: take it away, and people like Bernie Sanders pouring gas
Speaker 1: on the phone.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows just on Tuesday, we had an election all
Speaker 3: over this country. And what the election showed is that
Speaker 3: the American people want us to stand up to trump Ism,
Speaker 3: to his war against working class people, to his authoritarianism.
Speaker 3: That is what the American people wanted.
Speaker 1: But tonight that is not what happened. All you and
Speaker 1: I can do is sit back and enjoy the show
Speaker 1: now before we get back to insurance costs, because that
Speaker 1: is on our mind and two thousand dollars dividends that
Speaker 1: Trump's floating out there, all this populism stuff. I do
Speaker 1: have to tell you about maybe being shot. I don't
Speaker 1: agree with it, but everyone's arguing with me. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about that in a moment before I talk about that.
Speaker 1: Fred has been going through a tough time. Don't worry,
Speaker 1: nothing's wrong. It's just that grandma's in town, my mom,
Speaker 1: and so whenever she's not at the house, whenever she
Speaker 1: dares to leave and go home, he just lays by
Speaker 1: the front door, whimpering endlessly until she comes back. This
Speaker 1: is what we have to deal with at all times
Speaker 1: in the house. It's pathetic. And this would normally be
Speaker 1: the time where Fred would send his dinner back, if
Speaker 1: you will. Fred has a nervous stomach that all stopped
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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
Speaker 1: wonderful Monday, ten minutes away from Medal of Honor Monday.
Speaker 1: And of course we can't forget what matters most today.
Speaker 1: Happy Birthday, Marines. So I'm just gonna lay out for
Speaker 1: you what happened on Saturday. You can make a decision
Speaker 1: for yourself, but here is what happened on Saturday. I'm
Speaker 1: still not exactly sure what I believe. On Saturday, my
Speaker 1: oldest son, James, just turned seventeen. I know, I told
Speaker 1: you he was seventeen on the radio many times before.
Speaker 1: That's just because I forgot how old he was. He
Speaker 1: was sixteen. Now he's seventeen, and I didn't realize this
Speaker 1: to My youngest son heard the show and said, Dad,
Speaker 1: you know you got his age wrong, right, So now
Speaker 1: he's seventeen. And no, contrary to what Obbs says, that's
Speaker 1: not a sign. I don't care. We live in the
Speaker 1: Houston area south of US is a town called Galveston. Galveston, Texas.
Speaker 1: You've probably heard of it. It's down on the ocean,
Speaker 1: really really fun. It's definitely a dirty beach town, but
Speaker 1: a fun dirty beach.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 1: You can go down there, get a burger, look at
Speaker 1: the water. I don't know if you want to go swimming,
Speaker 1: but you go down look at the water and do
Speaker 1: some fishing. Galveston's a good time. They also have a
Speaker 1: naval museum and they do haunted ghost tours of Galveston.
Speaker 1: It's been wiped out by hurricanes before, so that people
Speaker 1: think this all whatever, it's touristy garbage. We as a family, me,
Speaker 1: the boys, and my mom who's in town, we all
Speaker 1: hop in the car on Saturday and we start driving
Speaker 1: down to Galveston. We are driving towards the naval museum.
Speaker 1: We want to go check out these ships. You teach
Speaker 1: the boys about the troops, all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: We are we're driving. It's just a two lane road
Speaker 1: and as far as I can recall, there is no
Speaker 1: car behind me. Because I know what you're going to say,
Speaker 1: I'm just laying out for you. What happened? Was this
Speaker 1: a road rage incident? Something like that? I had had
Speaker 1: no run ins with anybody to my knowledge, and there
Speaker 1: was no car behind me. I need to stress this
Speaker 1: as far as I can, As far as I know
Speaker 1: there was. He was a ways back. We are driving,
Speaker 1: We start to cross a bridge. Boom, back tire goes
Speaker 1: out on the driver's side. Not a leak. You could
Speaker 1: hear it was. You could just hear it. Anyone's ever
Speaker 1: at a tire blowout knows what it sounds like. The car,
Speaker 1: I want to make sure I give it credit. Car
Speaker 1: was incredibly stable, didn't lose control. That's easier with the
Speaker 1: back tire. I realized that. But immediately blinking notifications, tire
Speaker 1: pressure at zero. We're not losing. We're not losing the tire.
Speaker 1: It's lost, Okay, crap all right, at the end.
Speaker 9: Of the world.
Speaker 1: Truth is, I've been wanting to teach the boys how
Speaker 1: to change a tire anyway. It's one of those skills
Speaker 1: every man needs to know. And I'm a bit of
Speaker 1: a pro at it myself, if I may say so.
Speaker 1: We are, by the grace of God. This never happens
Speaker 1: when you get a tire we have. It's a pretty
Speaker 1: empty road and there's a huge empty parking lot. For
Speaker 1: some big building. I forget what it was, but a
Speaker 1: huge empty parking lot. We pull in, pull over, nice
Speaker 1: flat area, totally calm, don't have to worry about being
Speaker 1: driven over. Look, a flat tire sucks. It's not gonna
Speaker 1: say it was wonderful. Not gonna say somebody words didn't
Speaker 1: come out in the course of the time. But no
Speaker 1: big deal. Take the tire off. There is and you
Speaker 1: can see this. I put it up on my social
Speaker 1: media at Jesse Kelly. I'm sure the show will probably
Speaker 1: retweet it. Make it easier for you at Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show's the show x account or Twitter accounts so you
Speaker 1: can look at it yourself. There is not just a
Speaker 1: hole in the tire. There is a hole in the wheel.
Speaker 1: And the hole in the wheel is from the outside
Speaker 1: inn meaning something punctured the tire from the outside, went
Speaker 1: clear through it and punctured the wheel. Now, my wife,
Speaker 1: my mom, they initially I mean it just got to
Speaker 1: be half joking, but we got shot. I dismissed it.
Speaker 1: I still think I'm dismissal of it. We took it
Speaker 1: into the dealership after we replaced a tire, and they
Speaker 1: all said, I think maybe you got shot and I said, nah,
Speaker 1: who shot me?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: So I make some calls. You are well aware that
Speaker 1: I have some friends in the military industry, if you will,
Speaker 1: some highly highly trained individuals. I call friends, and I
Speaker 1: texted them the picture and I told them what happened.
Speaker 1: And to a man, they said, dude, I think you
Speaker 1: got shot. I am still having a very hard time
Speaker 1: believing this. Please do not fret and worry. I should
Speaker 1: point this out. If someone did shoot out my tire,
Speaker 1: I believe it is accidental. And the reason I say
Speaker 1: that the parking lot where we pulled over. If someone
Speaker 1: had shot out my tire with the intention of shooting me,
Speaker 1: they would have been easily easily able to kill me.
Speaker 1: While I was changing the tire, I was standing in
Speaker 1: the middle of the parking lot, and no one took
Speaker 1: any other shots of me to my knowledge. What Chris
Speaker 1: Chris said, was there a hole in the rubber. Yes,
Speaker 1: hole in the rubber from the tire, the rubber part
Speaker 1: all the way through, all the way through the metal part.
Speaker 1: I I don't want to sit here and honestly say
Speaker 1: I know I teased it. I don't want to say
Speaker 1: I got shot. I still find that hard to believe.
Speaker 1: But I also don't have another explanation what Chris. Chris
Speaker 1: said shot at well, yeah, I mean the vehicle got shot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I don't know what happened. I don't know. It
Speaker 1: was biker week down in Galveston, so there's gonna be
Speaker 1: more guns down there than usual. But this was also
Speaker 1: at four in the afternoon. We weren't cruising Galveston at
Speaker 1: midnight with the drunken bikers either. I mean, we're just
Speaker 1: family out cruising towards the museum. I don't know. Everyone's fine,
Speaker 1: Thanks be to God. Everyone's fine. Nobody hurts this. The
Speaker 1: tire now, it is a tire in a wheel. Not
Speaker 1: to sound like Jewish producer Chris, but that's going to
Speaker 1: be expensive, extremely and plus it tore out the fender lining.
Speaker 1: The explosion and who knows what else. It was bad,
Speaker 1: but we're all here. There you go. Stup biddle of honor.
Speaker 1: Monday next