WEBVTT - Tres Conkers 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:00.960 Scott you ready? 0:00:01.400 --> 0:00:03.680 Oh you know, I was born ready, born, ready to 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:06.040 laugh and laugh and laugh. 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:10.520 Woman who sued company for not giving her a farewell 0:00:10.600 --> 0:00:14.120 card finds out they did buy a card, but almost 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:15.120 no one signed it. 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:23.639 Oh, I see what's going on there. Well, we're not 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:27.480 gonna mail in this episode. We're gonna lick every stamp, dot, 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:31.600 every t, cross, every eye. It's a brand new bananas 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:32.760 licking every stamp. 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:59.640 Would you billion pieces? Would you? 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:05.800 Guys, gals, non binary pals, welcome to Bananas, trans. 0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:09.600 Friends, gay friends, everybody out there, You're all welcome here. 0:01:09.680 --> 0:01:12.600 We love you, and we're glad you spend your your 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:16.680 hour commute with us. Maybe you're washing dishes, maybe you're gardening, 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:19.520 maybe you're walking the dog. We're happy to have you 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:21.880 as bananimals and glad you could join us because this 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:23.280 is just gonna be a great episode. 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:25.800 Oh my god, that's Scotti Landis right over there. 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:30.240 That's my dude, Kurt Brown. Oller, Kurtie B. What's happening? 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:33.160 How are you? Did you carve pumpkins already? Did you 0:01:33.319 --> 0:01:34.479 vote already? 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:37.679 I have not carved pumpkins. I have not voted, although 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:41.960 I will be voting. Vote early I encourage everyone to vote. 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:46.040 Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote vote folks, vote early. 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:49.240 Vote vote folks. It's maybe our last time. 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:54.279 I voted real early. Mine's already in the ballot box. 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:56.640 The joy of putting it in there, you know, you 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:59.520 got you gotta really like how you probably airplane food 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:01.880 into your it's house when they're little. I are playing 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:04.480 that ballot right in there, so everybody in Los Felis 0:02:04.560 --> 0:02:10.720 sees it happening here, right ya? Oopsie, democracy on the 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:11.960 march over here. 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:17.000 What a treat, What a crazy treat that we get 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:21.600 to vote. I think it's I love it. I love voting, 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:24.600 and I want to do it for forever. So let's 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:28.840 all do it now. I am excited Hot tub. 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:30.160 Is coming to a close. 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:31.400 Crazy. 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:36.000 I have hosted a weekly variety stand up show for 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:39.639 twenty years now. Almost twenty February will be twenty wow, 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:42.399 and so you know it's like the last few. You're 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:44.440 coming tonight. That's so exciting. 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:45.239 I told them. 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:46.919 Coming to a couple of them, Man, are you coming 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:48.400 to November sixth? Also? 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:49.120 Okay? 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:49.480 Cool? 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:54.000 Yeah, you're coming tonight, and I think Joan is gonna 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:56.919 be there. I told Lauren that you guys were coming, 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:59.720 and she's coming now too. It's going to be like, oh, 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:03.440 be really fun. I'm really looking forward to it. We 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:08.079 got a nice new sketch that we wrote, and yeah, 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:11.080 it'll be enjoyable. But it's a lot of feelings, you know, 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:14.880 of like having made something for twenty years and then 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:16.600 and putting it to bed. 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:20.200 Well, I don't think people so a lot of our listeners, 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:22.440 I mean a lot are comedy fans of yours from 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:24.160 back in the New York days. But I don't think 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:27.200 our ban animals. Because this podcast is only four years young. 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:30.760 Understand what a big show Hot Tub was in the 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:33.359 two thousands in New York. And that's how I met 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:35.880 Kurt and Kristen is I was became a super fan 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:40.560 and would go to every single week. But I saw everybody. 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:43.000 And this was before Kurt and Kristen really had punched 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:46.840 into entertainment. They were just people that were hosting this 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:50.600 weekly show where they would write original sketches and kind 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:56.720 of like stories while also hosting clowns, jugglers, great comics, musicians. 0:03:56.960 --> 0:04:01.080 It was sketch performers, character performers. It was such a 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:03.880 big deal that a lot of other comics who are 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:09.240 now successful actors and writers. They started variety show in 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:11.600 the vein of Hot Tub, but you guys really were 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:16.200 the first to relaunch that format in New York. So honestly, 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:18.520 congratulations twenty years. Very impressive. 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:21.360 Yeah, I feel like it's it's also to put an 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:26.320 end to something purposefully, because I do feel like the 0:04:26.480 --> 0:04:30.120 I mean, the pandemic had killed all you know, live comedy, 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:33.000 and so we could have just let it die, you know, 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:38.440 but it just felt so unjust to this thing that 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:42.520 we'd put so many thousands of hours into to just 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:46.480 die without even a whimper, just silently disappear. 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:48.000 Yeah, that's right. 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:52.560 So it's been fits felt good to force it with 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:56.560 might and will back into existence. Yeah, with a lot 0:04:56.600 --> 0:05:00.760 of blood and sweated, and kill it properly and permanent. 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:03.200 It's that permanent record. So catch one of these last shows. 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:06.280 If you're in southern California visiting La go see some 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:08.599 of these last Hot Tub shows. Permanent Records is a 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:14.600 fun venue. It's where gen Z millennials interact. So it's 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:16.280 where I get to go see what gen Z is 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:18.720 up to. They're doing fine, they're doing they're doing fine. 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:21.000 And then I just walk around as the only gen 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:22.440 x er other than the owner. 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:25.960 Yeah, hello, folks, nice to see ya. 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:29.320 Hey, kids smoking cigarettes, huh cool? 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:30.320 I love those. 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:34.000 I know, I am curious. It's like it's fun to 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:37.520 see the the youth. It's fun to see the twenty one, 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:40.040 twenty two, twenty three year olds drinking like PBR similar 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:42.200 highlights and be like, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:44.280 remember those days. It's you when you walked up to 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:46.560 the bartender and said, what's your cheapest beer? Yeah? 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:51.359 Man, do that again, just get always get the cheapest beer. 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:55.600 Yeah, what's your cheapest beer? How are you? 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:56.800 What's going on in your life? 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:59.360 Pal? Oh, let me think if I have anything interesting 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:05.200 to say. Dude, Oh, I I joined a gym, so 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:08.479 get ready. I'm I got a clean bill of health. 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:11.680 My doctor's like, Scott, you're healthy. I'm like great, And 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:14.280 she's like, you need to work out now as like 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:17.840 free weights, like weightlifting, not cardio. Yeah, because she's like, 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:20.159 it's get as strong as you can in the next 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:22.560 five years, because when you turn seventy you're going to 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:25.680 be half as strong as that. And so I was like, okay, 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:28.279 let's get to it. So I'm I'm three days into 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:32.080 the gym, and I gotta say I missed it and 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:36.400 I love it. And if I can get comically ripped, 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:37.039 I'm going to. 0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:39.200 Yeah, I feel the same way. 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:42.440 I'm very excited. I like, I really like weightlifting. I've 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:44.760 been like talking to Kumal about it and he's been 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:47.120 giving me like tips and stuff, and I'm like. 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:51.200 He's a whole different that dude. Is Like it's funny 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:52.599 when I see him now and give him a hug. 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:55.680 It's just like and I'm holding a bag of cement 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:59.039 and I'm letting go of a bag of cement. It 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:01.800 really is to me. And he's like, and this is 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:03.880 a sock full of mayonnaise, and I'm letting go of 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:06.360 a sock full of mayonnaise. So I would like him 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:06.880 to its good. 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:08.880 I would like him to one day just throw me 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:10.680 across a room, like do you know what I mean, 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:13.720 Just like into a couch or something somewhere pleasant. But 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:15.600 just I bet you he could easily do it. 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:16.640 I'm sure he could. 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:22.960 I'm just in like, man, I'm really busy. Oh I 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:27.840 have this one thing I might let's see. So when 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:32.320 I was in I've been pitching these movies and I 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:35.880 was pitching when I was on vacation, and I'm having 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:39.720 this new experience that feels so good, where because the 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:43.920 industry is constricting so much, I now feel less like 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:47.480 I'm pitching to overlords, and now I'm pitching to people 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:49.720 that are like, can you help us? Oh, can you 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:53.520 help me save my job? Whereas before I always felt 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:55.760 for the last yeah, how long I've been doing this 0:07:56.960 --> 0:08:00.280 thirteen fourteen years. Yeah, for the last fourteen years, every 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:03.000 TV and movie pitch I ever went on, I felt like, Okay, 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:05.400 I'm the underdog. Yeah, they hold the keys to the 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:08.000 city and I have to get them to green light 0:08:08.120 --> 0:08:11.440 my ideas and me as a person. And now still 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:13.880 the case for some of the projects. But all of 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:16.840 a sudden this fall, especially the last few weeks, I 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:19.280 feel like people are like, hey, man, can you can 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:21.400 you bring that in? And then when I pitch, they're like, 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:24.440 thank you so much for bringing this to us. We 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:26.840 are really excited about this and working with you, and 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:31.440 that the pivot is I think now that so many 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:33.880 people are getting laid off and fired and there's just 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:37.120 not as much work at the moment. Yeah, people are 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:40.440 actually not just being royal assholes all the time and 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:42.200 it feels incredible. 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:46.079 That's awesome. That is such a that's like for those 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:49.120 of you who don't, like, aren't in this world. That 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:50.640 is a huge deal. 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:54.800 Scotty is in like the top, like the top one 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:57.760 percent of people who do this. Now, like for that 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:00.720 to be that ninety nine percent of people walk in 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:03.880 there and they're like, Yeah, what do you got You're 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:09.280 wasting The vibe in the room is always friendly. It's friendly, 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:11.760 but it's also you're also wasting my time. 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:16.360 Yeah, it's true. And in the old school way before zoom. 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:18.480 So all pitching is over zoom now for all your 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:24.240 aspiring writers and movie screenwriters out there. But now, so, 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:25.880 you used to be able to pitch at a you 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:29.440 walked into a room in a building, very shocking, and 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:31.880 you'd sit at a conference table a lot of time, 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:34.079 or in the office of an executive. Yeah, and then 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:37.120 your job was to be basically to have memorized your 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:41.160 whole pitch, and you'd pitch either the entire movie, meaning 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:45.160 like kind of the main five to seven beats, have jokes, 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:48.440 have it timed out, have it charming, introduce yourself in 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:51.040 it while you're doing the project, and you could get 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:54.000 thirty minutes. They'd give you thirty minutes if it was 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:55.319 a really deep pitch. 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:57.600 And that's not a thirty minute pitch. Your pitch should 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:01.040 be fifteen yeah, and now and then chat about it. 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:04.720 Yeah yeah, and now over zoom. When I pitch these movies, 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:07.800 I mean it is it is like it's about a 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:11.040 dog that turns it to a man that becomes a 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:16.880 fireman who befriends the Dalmatian. That's the movie. And they're like, great, 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:19.320 let's do it. Or they're like not at all, and 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:22.880 I'm like, it's called fire Boy and it's in theaters this, 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:26.440 you know, it's like so quick, and I think we're 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:29.719 saving time. But yes, now it feels more like an agreement. 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:33.679 They're happy I'm there instead of being like, like you said, like, 0:10:33.720 --> 0:10:36.600 what's up, dork? Yeah, what horrible idea you're about to 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:40.319 pitch me. I'm gonna look at my phone the whole time. Yeah. 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:42.280 I had a guy at CBS fall asleep on me 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:44.119 ty eighteen. 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:47.720 Just in twenty eighteen, he fell asleep in the pitch. 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:52.640 Yeah. I was pitching with our former guest and star 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:57.280 of Ghost on CBS, Sheila Carrasco, who we love, and 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:59.240 Sheila and I had a pitch and we took it 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:01.800 in and in the pitch, one of the executives was 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:04.320 nodding off. His eyes were closing, kind of like a 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:07.200 freshman in college during a really boring class. And I 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:09.880 was like, and you just keep going. 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:11.600 Yeah, you can't call him out, because if you call 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:15.079 him out, there's no way, there's no way that it's 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:16.400 getting made. 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:19.640 But it's like the equivalent if you were at a 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:21.800 bar and you saw somebody and you were like, that's 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:24.439 an attractive person. I'm single. I hope they're single. I'm 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:26.480 going to go talk to them and ask them out. 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:29.160 And then as you walked towards them, they jogged away 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:31.280 at the same speed that you were walking. And then 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:33.760 you just walked around the bar with them jogging away 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:36.400 from you. That's what it felt like pitching with Sheila, 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:38.560 who's a star and now on a hit TV show. 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:42.360 Also, if you were always, at any time you were 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:48.760 pitching inside a executive's office, the place you had to 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:53.520 sit was on a couch. The couches were always were big. 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:56.720 We're big guys, And there's two things about those couches. One, 0:11:56.840 --> 0:12:00.000 the back of the couch four inches tall. You can't 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:02.400 lean back at it four inches tall, and then the 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:07.000 material you sit on you sink into, so there is 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:10.199 no way to take like a power stance. You can't 0:12:10.280 --> 0:12:13.280 lean back, you don't want to lean forward. And then 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:16.160 now you're sunk down with like your knees above your butt, 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:20.079 and now you have to like somehow command the room 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:21.120 from this position. 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:23.760 Is absolutely right, it's so insane. 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:26.720 You're absolutely right, all right, it's exactly that. 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:30.400 Here it is woman who sued company for not giving 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:31.520 a farewell card. 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:33.800 This woman is amazing. 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:35.640 This was written by. 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:42.360 Taylor Odishu Odi Show, ODIs Show, ODIs Show, Taylor Otis 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:49.960 Show for the Latin Times, Taylor Abyz biz And this 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:53.320 was sent in by Reach in the Darkness. Reach in 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:56.280 the Darkness, Thank you. This just came out. British woman 0:12:56.840 --> 0:13:00.160 who sued a former employer because she didn't get a 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:03.160 farewell card found out in court that her colleagues did 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:05.400 in fact buy her card. It's just hardly anybody signed it. 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:06.320 According to a report. 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:10.679 After her colleagues didn't present her with a farewell card 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:15.160 on her last day of work, Karen Connagan sued the 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:21.560 International Airlines Group, her former employer from twenty nineteen until 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:26.480 she was laid off in twenty twenty one. And do 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:30.520 you know what she sued them for for, quote, failure 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:32.599 to acknowledge her existence. 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:36.400 Oh boy, yeah, I can understand why I already want 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:39.760 to fail to acknowledge her existence within one paragraph. 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:42.840 She worked there for two years. 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:48.679 She would have heard in court, Connagan's former colleagues testified 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:50.640 that they did buy a card, but they didn't give 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:53.360 it to her because only three people signed it. He 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:55.520 believed it would have been more insulting to give her 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:58.280 the card than not to give her a card at all. 0:13:58.640 --> 0:14:02.800 Conagan bought a total of forty allegations forty allegations against 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:07.280 IAG in her lawsuit, including victimization, unfair dismissal, but the 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:11.600 court dismissed every claim, including the alleged breach of equality law, 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:15.040 because they either did not happen, or if they did, 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:17.520 they were innocuous interactions in the normal course. 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:18.959 Of employment, the judge said. 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:21.640 The judge, out of the kind of had exhibited conspiracy 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:26.520 theory mentality and misinterpreted normal workplace interactsment interactions as harassment. 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:30.840 The example offered was when Conagan wrote wiz in a 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:35.400 coworker's card, then claimed another colleague was copying her when 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:40.440 they used Wiz in a different card, who. 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:45.840 The TikTokers would have said is main character energy? That 0:14:46.080 --> 0:14:47.280 is crazy. 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:48.920 The Guardian reported. 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:52.000 She also complained after a coworker asked are you taking 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:55.440 the piss Karen, a popular British term making fun of someone, 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:58.520 after she claimed she was doing quote all the hard work. 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:01.600 Oh my god, she's so terri terrible. Yeah, bad person, 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:04.800 what a terrible person. Well, I'm happy that she got 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:08.960 to do this and now it's in articles and strangers 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:10.560 are reading it, so you must feel it. 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:13.520 Yeah, yeah, she must feel great. But also I feel 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:15.800 like to get to this point in life now we 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:18.040 just we live in a world where half the people 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:22.920 have no shame. And so she seems like she probably 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:23.840 loves this attention. 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:25.160 Oh yeah probably. 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:30.360 I mean, like it is fascinating working in an office 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:35.520 that the rituals that I was unaware of. Also the 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:39.920 having a getting a goodbye farewell card is that maybe 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:42.040 that's more common in the UK. I've never heard of it. 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:44.480 I mean, like, I guess maybe you could if you 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:46.640 were like quitting and going on to somewhere else. But 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:49.600 if you get like let go, who's giving you a 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:50.400 farewell card? 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:52.000 It seems like so strange. 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:54.960 Just walk out the door. I love a good ending, 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:58.000 but it's like, get out of there. I want is 0:15:58.280 --> 0:16:02.720 little connection as possible. I want. If I'm leaving a job, 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:06.000 it's like bye Bud, I'm like bye, see ya. I 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:08.160 did work with one guy and I got a shout 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:10.800 him out, our got thumbs him up, named Griffin Richardson. 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:13.920 It was my first job in New York on that 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:17.200 TV show Stella, and I was a sound production assistant. 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:20.720 Started at the bottom and I only worked two weeks 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:23.040 and then it flipped and went union and so I 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:26.120 got let go, which was fine. But he gave me 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:29.400 a bottle of Jamison as a thank you parting gift. Whoa, 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:32.760 that's a I think he's gone on to great success 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:36.560 as a sound mixer, and I think he's worked constantly. 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:38.440 But it was such a nice gesture. 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:44.280 So Richardson back then as well, what were you twenty two, twenty. 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:45.720 Three, twenty two? 0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:50.240 Yeah, to get a full bottle of liquor, You're like, well, well, well, 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:53.400 well I'm a rich rich man dude. 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:55.720 And they would feed me, which I didn't realize because 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:57.560 I was a production It was my first job as 0:16:57.560 --> 0:17:00.520 a PA, and you know, you walked in and they 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:02.880 had a hot breakfast. They had a truck serving catering 0:17:02.920 --> 0:17:06.200 every morning. And and this one guy, this Grip, pulled 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:07.919 me over. He had like an old pro and he's like, 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:10.040 you know what you gotta get? I'm like no. He 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:12.359 goes get a balt with an egg and then put 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:14.719 Frank's hot sauce on it, and that was like his 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:17.480 like cool thing. And I gotta say, it is such 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:20.919 a good breakfast sandwich with a fried egg on it 0:17:20.960 --> 0:17:24.800 and Frank's hot red hot. Damn dude, still do that, 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:27.399 but shout out, yeah, thanks Griffin. That was like a 0:17:27.640 --> 0:17:29.960 I just remember feeling appreciated because when you're a PA, 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:34.359 it's the lowest tier. You know, you're basically only extras 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:39.320 are more firerable than PA's. I once had as somebody 0:17:39.359 --> 0:17:41.560 told me that furniture on set is more important than 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:45.240 the extras. So that just shows how painful it is 0:17:45.280 --> 0:17:45.879 to be an extra. 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:49.280 It is very, very painful. I did it once and 0:17:49.359 --> 0:17:53.600 I've never ever ever done it again. What was your 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:57.480 favorite my favorite office tradition? 0:17:58.119 --> 0:17:59.240 Okay, yeah, when. 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:03.040 I was at Access Staffing in New York City, was 0:18:03.119 --> 0:18:07.240 they would have bagel Fridays, m Bagel Friday. 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:09.520 That that is, that's delightful. 0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:13.400 That is such a good idea every Friday to. 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:15.399 Have a baby and you can double dip because you go, 0:18:15.480 --> 0:18:17.520 you make your first bagel and then you roll back 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:19.960 in there and whatever half. You know, there's always somebody 0:18:20.000 --> 0:18:22.680 that halfs a bagel or halves a bagel, and then 0:18:22.760 --> 0:18:25.639 you you go, well, I'll eat that other half that 0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:29.560 susame sitting there. I see some veggie cream cheese left over, 0:18:29.640 --> 0:18:32.320 I'll toast that up in half it. That was a 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:36.199 good one. The worst ones are when you're it's a 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:38.480 smaller company and they like they're like, hey, we're gonna 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:41.240 do a little wine mixer on Wednesday in the in 0:18:41.280 --> 0:18:43.840 the kitchenette, and then it's just the people that have 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:47.719 been sitting two feet away from you drinking wine and 0:18:47.800 --> 0:18:52.040 you gotta suddenly be like, so anybody going to a 0:18:53.320 --> 0:18:57.159 thing this weekend and you're just like drinking warm wine 0:18:57.160 --> 0:19:01.159 out of a plastic cup, going I wish we I 0:19:01.200 --> 0:19:04.000 wish a nuclear weapon would hit this office right now. 0:19:04.359 --> 0:19:06.960 There was one guy that I remember, he was a 0:19:07.080 --> 0:19:11.760 very fascinating. Man. He's probably gone and done good things 0:19:11.800 --> 0:19:13.960 after this working at this weird job. But he was 0:19:13.960 --> 0:19:17.880 like a Southern dude, and he would like he didn't 0:19:17.920 --> 0:19:20.679 work there very long. And I was one of like, 0:19:20.880 --> 0:19:23.000 you know, four people who were in our twenties who 0:19:23.080 --> 0:19:25.399 worked at the office. And he's like, let's go get lunch. 0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:26.920 And I was like, all right, well, let's go. And 0:19:26.920 --> 0:19:28.120 I was like, where you want to go get to lunch. 0:19:28.119 --> 0:19:29.520 He's like, let's go to this bar. 0:19:29.640 --> 0:19:31.040 And I was like, oh, we're going to a bar. 0:19:31.440 --> 0:19:32.080 And then he's done. 0:19:32.119 --> 0:19:35.479 He's like, let's get martinis. And I was like okay, okay, 0:19:35.520 --> 0:19:38.119 and then he's like, let's get another martini. And then 0:19:38.119 --> 0:19:41.239 I was just like, are we just eating burgers and 0:19:41.280 --> 0:19:44.240 getting drunk at lunch? And then we would come back 0:19:44.240 --> 0:19:45.960 and then he just tried to make it a thing 0:19:46.400 --> 0:19:47.000 for a little while. 0:19:47.040 --> 0:19:50.400 I was like, I can't. I can't have two martinis 0:19:50.800 --> 0:19:53.920 at twelve thirty multiple times a week. 0:19:54.040 --> 0:19:57.600 Man. Maybe what the dude loved mad Man. He was 0:19:57.600 --> 0:19:59.760 just trying to live the Don Draper three martini. 0:20:00.000 --> 0:20:02.440 It was pre it was pre mad Men too. 0:20:05.680 --> 0:20:07.879 I mean, that's pretty fun. Those are good ones. I 0:20:09.200 --> 0:20:12.000 I one time one of my bosses in New York 0:20:12.160 --> 0:20:14.440 was like, do you play soccer? And I go, yeah, 0:20:14.440 --> 0:20:16.680 I do. He was a British guy, and I was like, 0:20:16.800 --> 0:20:18.640 so he goes, do you play football? And I goes sure, 0:20:18.880 --> 0:20:20.680 and he goes, will you come play? We have like 0:20:20.800 --> 0:20:24.480 our group thing over on you know, twenty sixth Street 0:20:24.480 --> 0:20:26.359 Pier wherever it was. I said, sure, I'll play. I 0:20:26.440 --> 0:20:28.680 was like, I haven't played in like six years, but 0:20:28.720 --> 0:20:31.119 I'm happy to play. And I show up and it 0:20:31.320 --> 0:20:33.760 was me and him and then a bunch of his 0:20:34.040 --> 0:20:37.640 son's friends who were like ten what. So I thought 0:20:37.680 --> 0:20:38.840 it was going to be like a bunch of like 0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:41.760 business guys, like I'd make some connections or just I'd 0:20:41.800 --> 0:20:44.680 play some pickup soccer, but instead it's he's on one side, 0:20:44.680 --> 0:20:46.560 I'm on the other. And then it was like five 0:20:46.720 --> 0:20:48.880 kids on each team, so not even a full soccer team. 0:20:49.280 --> 0:20:51.800 And then we just ran around an astroturfield and he's like, 0:20:51.840 --> 0:20:54.280 you're actually pretty good soccer player, and I'm like, well, yeah, 0:20:54.320 --> 0:20:59.560 compare it to ten ten year olds. I'm Peley, I'm Ronaldo, 0:21:00.240 --> 0:21:02.920 but everybody out here, yes, I am the best soccer 0:21:03.000 --> 0:21:05.800 player on the field right now. A middle aged British 0:21:05.880 --> 0:21:10.119 man and ten children. That's your sweet spot. 0:21:10.640 --> 0:21:14.520 That should be it, that actually should be a league 0:21:17.800 --> 0:21:21.119 one twenties one middle age ten ten year olds. 0:21:21.840 --> 0:21:25.480 Well, there was that church. What is it Hillsong? There's 0:21:25.560 --> 0:21:27.960 that church. I must have told this on the podcast before, 0:21:28.040 --> 0:21:29.840 but there were a bunch of dudes that tried to 0:21:29.880 --> 0:21:32.840 recruit me to start going to Hillsong in Manhattan, and 0:21:32.960 --> 0:21:35.600 I checked their services. It was a big church where 0:21:35.600 --> 0:21:38.679 they like rocked and rolled and they had a band. 0:21:39.480 --> 0:21:44.800 This isn't this isn't your grandpa's Christian church. This is young. 0:21:44.960 --> 0:21:48.720 We have long hair. We all have long hair. Everybody 0:21:48.800 --> 0:21:51.880 here has got long hair. We've all gotten to third 0:21:51.960 --> 0:21:54.720 base so many times. Third base is nothing to us. 0:21:55.160 --> 0:21:57.960 Hit it on a rock and roll drum set, and 0:21:58.240 --> 0:21:59.639 I think the guy that ran it there was a 0:21:59.680 --> 0:22:01.720 big documented about what a creepy was like, you know, 0:22:02.119 --> 0:22:05.440 of course, and so there were a group of male 0:22:05.560 --> 0:22:08.680 models that tried to recruit me to start going to 0:22:09.680 --> 0:22:15.920 was one of them someone we know, yes, And it 0:22:16.080 --> 0:22:18.960 was somewhere in Manhattan. I think it was, like, yeah, 0:22:19.119 --> 0:22:21.840 it was somewhere in the thirties near Madison Square Garden 0:22:22.200 --> 0:22:24.040 and they would roll out of there and it would 0:22:24.040 --> 0:22:27.160 be like a thousand people leaving church on a Thursday 0:22:27.240 --> 0:22:29.159 night or Friday night or whenever it was. And so 0:22:29.359 --> 0:22:31.159 the way they tried to recruit me when I was 0:22:31.280 --> 0:22:33.879 like definitely no for me, Yeah, but good luck with 0:22:34.000 --> 0:22:39.080 everything you're doing. See at the Pearly Gates, they were like, 0:22:39.160 --> 0:22:42.480 do we're starting a soccer team and do you want 0:22:42.480 --> 0:22:44.160 to play? Because we heard you played, So I said, sure, 0:22:44.280 --> 0:22:45.919 I'll do that. So I would meet them after they 0:22:45.960 --> 0:22:48.320 had left the service and we would walk down to 0:22:48.440 --> 0:22:51.960 an astrotur field on one of the piers, and they 0:22:52.000 --> 0:22:55.480 were lights. And the first game we played that I 0:22:55.600 --> 0:23:00.400 played with them especially was vers a group of Mexican men. 0:23:00.680 --> 0:23:03.119 I would say Mexican American, but I think these guys 0:23:03.680 --> 0:23:07.399 were new to New York City and they were wearing 0:23:07.520 --> 0:23:10.200 their work clothes, so they would have jeans that had 0:23:10.240 --> 0:23:12.800 paint all over them, and they would have they were landscapers. 0:23:12.800 --> 0:23:15.080 They were hard working, blue collar at Mexican American guys, 0:23:16.359 --> 0:23:20.760 and they beat the shit out of us of they 0:23:21.400 --> 0:23:25.639 all had worked their fingers to the bone, like the 0:23:25.880 --> 0:23:28.600 hard working men they are, and they come out and 0:23:28.720 --> 0:23:32.880 beat all these male model Pridge boys who hadn't lifted 0:23:32.920 --> 0:23:35.640 a finger also weren't working as models. They weren't even 0:23:35.760 --> 0:23:40.040 taking photo shoots. They were on set sticktting shoots. And 0:23:40.640 --> 0:23:43.400 I remember just having a ball because all these guys 0:23:43.400 --> 0:23:48.200 who had just left Hillsong were like fuck damn it, 0:23:48.680 --> 0:23:51.119 like they were. We were just losing four to one 0:23:51.280 --> 0:23:55.879 within fifteen minutes, within seven minutes. God isn't real. 0:23:56.600 --> 0:23:58.320 I both, I know. 0:23:59.200 --> 0:24:03.080 And it's like the meek will inherit the goals because 0:24:03.160 --> 0:24:06.480 they smoked us for an hour and it made me 0:24:06.840 --> 0:24:10.680 so happy. I was like loving it. God damn it. 0:24:10.760 --> 0:24:13.040 It made me so happy. Anyways, here's one for you. 0:24:13.240 --> 0:24:16.879 Hannah Cat sent this in Thank you Hannah Cat, so 0:24:16.960 --> 0:24:20.160 you can send in your submissions to the Bananas Podcast 0:24:20.320 --> 0:24:23.520 on Instagram or the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. 0:24:24.119 --> 0:24:27.520 Man may have died never knowing he had three penises, 0:24:30.359 --> 0:24:32.520 And you say to yourself, how wouldn't you know? Well, 0:24:32.560 --> 0:24:35.359 I'll get into it. This was a newsweek written by 0:24:35.600 --> 0:24:40.000 Jess Thompson, who always gets to cover the most outrageous stories, 0:24:40.119 --> 0:24:42.320 so that's why we call her the best in the biz. 0:24:43.119 --> 0:24:46.720 A man has been discovered to have two extra penises 0:24:46.840 --> 0:24:50.840 by med students dissecting his body. What a surprise, What 0:24:51.200 --> 0:24:55.760 a surprise. This marks only the second time ever somebody's 0:24:55.800 --> 0:25:00.920 been found to have three penises. I can say, there's 0:25:00.920 --> 0:25:02.119 a lot of people on this planet. 0:25:02.160 --> 0:25:03.000 There's a lot of people. 0:25:03.119 --> 0:25:04.760 I guess we're not a billion dudes. 0:25:04.960 --> 0:25:08.159 I guess we're not all getting dissected. Right, that's of 0:25:08.359 --> 0:25:09.960 the people who've gotten dissected. 0:25:10.040 --> 0:25:13.000 I guess, yeah. Where were Where were they? Where were they? 0:25:13.200 --> 0:25:16.920 Just underneath the his tits one up here in the 0:25:17.000 --> 0:25:17.560 other right here. 0:25:18.160 --> 0:25:24.640 It's kind of like that. Yes, lemonade, lemonade, lemonade. Oh 0:25:24.800 --> 0:25:28.919 that would be so much better. Oh yeah, we did 0:25:29.000 --> 0:25:31.159 the guy in twenty twenty who had it stitched to 0:25:31.240 --> 0:25:33.760 his arm to recover and then got it successfully put 0:25:33.800 --> 0:25:37.520 back on. I think he's hanging in there. Yeah. The 0:25:37.640 --> 0:25:41.239 incredibly rare triple penis phenomenon was found by students at 0:25:41.240 --> 0:25:43.960 the University of Birmingham Medical School in the UK during 0:25:44.040 --> 0:25:46.159 a dissection of a seventy eight year old man who 0:25:46.240 --> 0:25:49.040 had donated his body to science. Great thing to do, awesome, 0:25:50.640 --> 0:25:54.240 According to a new paper in the publication the. 0:25:54.320 --> 0:25:56.920 Reason he dedicated, He's like, I have a feeling I 0:25:57.000 --> 0:25:57.760 have two board dicks. 0:25:57.760 --> 0:26:03.280 I don't know about superprise. No matter what happens to me, 0:26:03.320 --> 0:26:06.160 I want to donate at least my lower half to science. 0:26:08.080 --> 0:26:10.640 According to the researchers, the man may have never known 0:26:10.800 --> 0:26:13.840 that he had these three penises. This core. This condition, 0:26:14.000 --> 0:26:17.640 known as trifa. Oh I guess it's phallus so triphalia 0:26:17.840 --> 0:26:22.359 or triphalia, was only seen in a human for the 0:26:22.440 --> 0:26:24.720 first time in twenty twenty in a newborn, and is 0:26:24.800 --> 0:26:30.320 thought to possibly affect one in every six million live berths. 0:26:30.680 --> 0:26:34.600 Wow wow, Like you said, it just hasn't been discovered, 0:26:34.680 --> 0:26:36.520 but it's probably out there and. 0:26:38.760 --> 0:26:41.879 Have we had so That means it's more common to 0:26:41.920 --> 0:26:44.600 have two penises. But is it more common to have 0:26:44.720 --> 0:26:46.280 two penises that are visible? 0:26:47.119 --> 0:26:47.720 I think so? 0:26:48.240 --> 0:26:48.520 Wow? 0:26:48.960 --> 0:26:53.800 Okay, okay, trifolia or tripflia. I'll go with trifolia. That 0:26:53.920 --> 0:26:58.720 makes sense. Is a rare congenital anomaly describing the presence 0:26:58.760 --> 0:27:02.679 of three distinct penal chefs fun has only been reported 0:27:02.720 --> 0:27:05.040 once in literature, the researchers wrote in the new paper. 0:27:05.080 --> 0:27:09.760 Without dissection, this anatomical variation would have remained undiscovered, suggesting 0:27:09.800 --> 0:27:15.800 the prevalence of polyphailure or polyphalia may be greater than expected. 0:27:15.960 --> 0:27:20.479 Having two penises, known as dip or die folia, has 0:27:20.560 --> 0:27:23.680 been seen in around one hundred human cases and occurs 0:27:23.760 --> 0:27:27.520 in every five point five million live births. Usually doctors 0:27:27.560 --> 0:27:30.119 remove the extra penis at birth if they're externally visible, 0:27:30.240 --> 0:27:32.479 but they are often left alone to go unnoticed if 0:27:32.560 --> 0:27:33.560 hidden inside. 0:27:34.000 --> 0:27:36.440 All right, there it is there, I got my head set. 0:27:36.880 --> 0:27:40.600 It's an educational it is podcast. The seventy eight year 0:27:40.600 --> 0:27:44.160 old man appeared to have normal genitals externally, but once 0:27:44.240 --> 0:27:48.200 his penis was dissected, always fun, the students discovered two 0:27:48.440 --> 0:27:52.199 other tiny, duplicate penises inside of his scrotum. 0:27:52.480 --> 0:27:55.680 Ince, that's wild to me. I don't even understand where 0:27:55.720 --> 0:27:58.040 there's where the space? Where does he find the space 0:27:58.119 --> 0:27:58.960 for all these digs? 0:28:00.400 --> 0:28:03.720 This guy is a great story. Three condo of penises. 0:28:03.920 --> 0:28:06.240 He's just he's rolled each one up. 0:28:06.640 --> 0:28:10.119 They're all very precious to him. They sparked joy, and 0:28:10.240 --> 0:28:10.880 he's tucked. 0:28:10.680 --> 0:28:14.560 Him away inside his scrolled them. But they do spark joy. Anyways, 0:28:14.640 --> 0:28:17.119 we'll get over all the ding dong talk. I'll just 0:28:17.160 --> 0:28:20.280 give you some of the highlights to get to the end. So, 0:28:20.440 --> 0:28:24.680 because they were not externally visible, the man may not 0:28:24.800 --> 0:28:27.720 have known he had this unique condition. But here's what's interesting. 0:28:28.680 --> 0:28:31.920 He may have experienced pain during sex during due to 0:28:32.040 --> 0:28:36.879 having the extra penises becoming erect. What. Yeah, so if 0:28:36.920 --> 0:28:40.680 the man's extra penises had extra urethras, it could have 0:28:40.720 --> 0:28:45.520 also exposed him to an increased risk of urinary track infections. Luckily, 0:28:45.560 --> 0:28:49.840 the man's uretha merely ran through the secondary penis into 0:28:50.000 --> 0:28:52.960 the primary penis without any dead ends, so it actually connected. 0:28:53.080 --> 0:28:57.520 That's so crazy, I mean, to get three erections. 0:28:57.240 --> 0:28:59.520 And also that your balls just stick up in the air. 0:29:00.480 --> 0:29:03.080 Yeah, just like when you're folding a fitted sheet, You're 0:29:03.160 --> 0:29:07.560 just like, how do I do this? It's like a 0:29:07.600 --> 0:29:10.480 squirrel scoot sidediver and the woman's like, I think maybe 0:29:10.600 --> 0:29:12.440 let's just keep it above the way. 0:29:12.760 --> 0:29:15.720 I think he had an idea. I think he had 0:29:15.800 --> 0:29:18.560 an ankling me too. 0:29:20.240 --> 0:29:23.280 So yeah, they didn't cause him any major harm. He 0:29:23.400 --> 0:29:27.720 may not have noticed during lifetime, that's all. But yeah, 0:29:27.840 --> 0:29:29.600 it was he had a para lack of symptoms and 0:29:29.680 --> 0:29:32.520 probably benign nature. The researchers wrote. Again, it says at 0:29:32.520 --> 0:29:35.120 the end, this is only the second ever discovered and 0:29:35.200 --> 0:29:40.280 reported case of trifolia. Or yeah, try failure. So anyways, 0:29:40.840 --> 0:29:43.480 that's an interesting banana. That's a simple banana. That is 0:29:43.720 --> 0:29:47.920 very fascinating. I feel terrible for that guy. I don't 0:29:48.000 --> 0:29:51.520 think that's anything to be pumped about. 0:29:51.880 --> 0:29:55.120 No, And also I would just say once again, we're 0:29:55.160 --> 0:29:58.440 a big fan of men going to the doctor here 0:29:58.560 --> 0:30:03.600 in Bananas. Guys, if you've noticed something slightly strange, like 0:30:03.720 --> 0:30:07.200 maybe you have two more penises inside your balls, go 0:30:07.680 --> 0:30:08.400 to the doctor. 0:30:09.000 --> 0:30:11.160 Just ask somebody, go to the doctor. 0:30:11.720 --> 0:30:16.280 It is so weird. It is like they and it's 0:30:16.600 --> 0:30:19.840 our friends are pretty uh, pretty good about it. They'll 0:30:19.880 --> 0:30:21.840 go get things checked out, and it's saved some of 0:30:21.880 --> 0:30:24.640 their lives in recent years. I know a few. I 0:30:24.800 --> 0:30:28.120 know a few who do not go. I know too. 0:30:28.760 --> 0:30:30.560 I know you just see a guy with like a 0:30:30.680 --> 0:30:32.400 limp and you're like, what's up, and they're like, yeah, 0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:34.440 I don't know. And then ten years go by and 0:30:34.480 --> 0:30:38.560 you're like, there's a solution for this. First, there's so 0:30:38.720 --> 0:30:42.560 many people who can probably fix this problem. Just go go, go, 0:30:43.000 --> 0:30:45.480 go get a physical guys. I know things cost money, 0:30:45.520 --> 0:30:47.680 and insurance is harder and harder to get if you're 0:30:47.680 --> 0:30:49.960 in the United States, but go to the dentist once 0:30:50.000 --> 0:30:52.520 a year. Get them, get them scrubbed, get them scrubbed, 0:30:53.160 --> 0:30:55.760 get them floss, get them scrubbed. And my hygienis goes, 0:30:55.800 --> 0:30:57.280 do you floss every day? I go, no, I do not. 0:30:57.400 --> 0:30:59.600 She goes, thank you for your honesty, And I was like, 0:30:59.880 --> 0:31:02.600 now you and I were on the same wavelength. 0:31:04.960 --> 0:31:05.600 You know what I got. 0:31:05.800 --> 0:31:08.400 I got a little machine. I got a little flossing machine. 0:31:09.200 --> 0:31:09.960 What does that mean. 0:31:10.440 --> 0:31:14.880 It's like it's shaped like a toothbrush, but at the 0:31:14.960 --> 0:31:18.160 top it has like a flossing head, and then it 0:31:18.360 --> 0:31:20.560 vibrates and so then you can just like pop pop 0:31:20.600 --> 0:31:24.720 pop pop pop, real fast, and it just goes in 0:31:24.800 --> 0:31:27.520 between as you and I don't know. I have no 0:31:27.600 --> 0:31:29.680 idea if it's been working or not, because. 0:31:29.400 --> 0:31:32.400 I floss when I travel because in my likedop kit, 0:31:32.520 --> 0:31:34.680 my travel doctors have floss. And then you always have 0:31:34.840 --> 0:31:37.200 like downtime when you're you know, when you're vacation, and 0:31:37.280 --> 0:31:39.600 so I just find myself floss and once twice a 0:31:39.720 --> 0:31:43.520 day when I'm on vacation. My oral health is through 0:31:43.800 --> 0:31:46.640 the roof good guys. Go to the doctor, go to 0:31:46.640 --> 0:31:48.320 the dentists, Go get things checked out. Go get this 0:31:48.440 --> 0:31:50.680 moles checked out. Go to the dermatologist. 0:31:51.360 --> 0:31:55.560 Oh my god, I've been trying to get a dermatologist appointment, 0:31:56.800 --> 0:31:59.800 and so I just looked up one. They're like, here 0:31:59.800 --> 0:32:02.480 you here's a dermatologist. Go to this dermatologist. 0:32:02.520 --> 0:32:03.960 I was like, oh, they're pretty close. Oh they have 0:32:04.080 --> 0:32:06.240 an availability. I was able to do everything online. 0:32:06.240 --> 0:32:07.080 I was like, look at this. 0:32:07.200 --> 0:32:07.960 The future is great. 0:32:08.040 --> 0:32:11.160 This new fangled website that just recommends doctors to me 0:32:11.360 --> 0:32:14.680 is really useful. And I get there and I sit down. 0:32:14.760 --> 0:32:18.000 First off, their blood pressure machine is broken, and they're like. 0:32:18.000 --> 0:32:21.440 Are you sure? Are you sure your blood pressure. 0:32:21.120 --> 0:32:23.760 Isn't forty over sixteen or whatever? 0:32:23.760 --> 0:32:27.080 And I was like, it's wrong. I have, if anything, 0:32:27.120 --> 0:32:28.200 I have high blood pressure. 0:32:28.720 --> 0:32:31.240 Yeah, I'm not dead. I didn't die three days ago. 0:32:31.320 --> 0:32:33.480 And they come in today and then. 0:32:33.640 --> 0:32:34.120 She sits down. 0:32:34.160 --> 0:32:35.720 She's like, all right, so we're just doing a general 0:32:35.840 --> 0:32:37.240 check up. I'm like, oh no, I'm just here for 0:32:37.480 --> 0:32:40.160 like a skin check, you know. And she's like, oh, 0:32:40.320 --> 0:32:41.600 I'm not a dermatologist. 0:32:42.200 --> 0:32:44.400 Oh good, oh good. 0:32:45.120 --> 0:32:48.160 After all of the things, all of the steps, all 0:32:48.280 --> 0:32:51.400 of waiting in the thing, getting in, sitting down, filling 0:32:51.440 --> 0:32:54.440 out all the information, and I was like, I can't. 0:32:54.880 --> 0:32:56.400 I was like, you can't charge me for this because 0:32:56.520 --> 0:32:57.160 I have a doctor. 0:32:57.160 --> 0:33:00.560 I've been going to the doctor, Like, yeah, so you 0:33:00.840 --> 0:33:02.400 lied to me. Well, I have a great one. I'll 0:33:02.440 --> 0:33:04.560 refer you off air, but I have an excellent one 0:33:04.640 --> 0:33:06.760 and I'm always able to schedule appointment within a couple 0:33:06.800 --> 0:33:10.239 of weeks. That's great. And I had what I had 0:33:10.240 --> 0:33:12.080 a different one when I first moved out here, and 0:33:13.200 --> 0:33:17.440 the only reason I switched was every time I think 0:33:17.440 --> 0:33:19.880 I went three times, they would have like a med 0:33:19.960 --> 0:33:22.360 student with them, but they wouldn't give me like too 0:33:22.480 --> 0:33:24.760 much of a heads up. So you know, there's a 0:33:24.800 --> 0:33:27.000 point where you're sitting there in your underwear and they're 0:33:27.040 --> 0:33:29.600 checking all your freckles and moles and checking your skin, 0:33:30.160 --> 0:33:31.720 and so I'm just staying there and then there's just 0:33:31.840 --> 0:33:34.200 like a twenty year old just with a clipboard, just 0:33:34.840 --> 0:33:36.760 and I was like, this is I didn't sign up 0:33:36.800 --> 0:33:39.320 for this, to be honest with you, Like it was 0:33:39.440 --> 0:33:41.800 just a strange thing to be like, yeah, I want 0:33:41.960 --> 0:33:44.240 all of my arms so you can check my armpits 0:33:44.280 --> 0:33:46.800 and between my fingers and toes, but it is kind 0:33:46.840 --> 0:33:49.360 of strange that there's just somebody standing there as I'm 0:33:49.400 --> 0:33:52.400 doing this. I had I moved on. 0:33:52.560 --> 0:33:55.760 I had a male dermatologist once and then he was 0:33:55.880 --> 0:33:58.880 like and I had like my underwear on, and then 0:33:58.920 --> 0:34:01.000 he's like, we don't have to check on shorts, and 0:34:01.080 --> 0:34:04.320 I was like what I was like every other dermatologist 0:34:04.400 --> 0:34:06.400 is always like check. They just peek and be like 0:34:06.520 --> 0:34:08.920 see if you have any I have I have? I'm 0:34:08.920 --> 0:34:12.160 a I have red hair. I have red hair, like 0:34:12.280 --> 0:34:15.080 I need. You gotta look everywhere pal and I was 0:34:15.160 --> 0:34:17.880 just like, oh, I don't like you at all. What 0:34:17.920 --> 0:34:21.160 do you think it's too You think it's gonna turn 0:34:21.280 --> 0:34:23.440 me on? If I have you looked for my look 0:34:23.480 --> 0:34:25.399 at my ding dong door? 0:34:25.560 --> 0:34:28.000 What it will? But I don't. When I get home, 0:34:28.080 --> 0:34:30.320 I don't just drive my car up to my garage. 0:34:30.440 --> 0:34:32.440 I put it all the way in and close the 0:34:32.520 --> 0:34:38.480 door behind it. That's how these things work. Bub ummm okay, God, 0:34:38.920 --> 0:34:40.760 you want to tease me into a thumbs up situation 0:34:40.800 --> 0:34:42.320 because I got some hot ones? 0:34:42.520 --> 0:34:43.160 Are you kidding me? 0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:47.719 Here you go, here's the best tease headline you've ever heard. 0:34:47.840 --> 0:34:54.080 Palm steel nut scandal rocks world conquer championship. 0:34:57.040 --> 0:35:00.239 All right, that is good? All right, thumbs up. Emily 0:35:00.280 --> 0:35:02.640 wants to thumb herself up. She got a cancer diagnosis 0:35:02.719 --> 0:35:06.000 last year. She's a new mom, her daughter has turned two, 0:35:06.640 --> 0:35:09.279 and Emily has more cancer. But she's thumbing herself up 0:35:09.280 --> 0:35:12.000 because she's somehow keeping it all together and not completely 0:35:12.280 --> 0:35:15.760 losing her mind. So that's just a strong, strong person. 0:35:16.040 --> 0:35:18.840 Thumbs up, and I'm sending you all the love in 0:35:18.920 --> 0:35:20.440 the world. That's right. 0:35:20.600 --> 0:35:23.640 That's that's incredibly difficult, and we have your back one 0:35:23.719 --> 0:35:24.280 hundred percent. 0:35:24.880 --> 0:35:26.600 And Emily, if you want me to just send your 0:35:26.640 --> 0:35:31.160 little postcard that just says keep on keeping on, send 0:35:31.239 --> 0:35:33.960 me address, you can hit up the DMS. I'll find it. 0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:37.359 But yeah, keep your head up, keep fighting. Sam Cam 0:35:37.520 --> 0:35:40.440 wants to thumb her mom, Julie up. When Scotty that's 0:35:40.520 --> 0:35:43.120 me had the banana phone, I called him because my 0:35:43.200 --> 0:35:45.600 mom was about to have kidney surgery and Scotty That's 0:35:45.680 --> 0:35:49.160 Me was so kind and supportive. Super belated update. Julie 0:35:49.200 --> 0:35:52.440 turned seventy five and her new kidney is doing great. 0:35:54.280 --> 0:35:56.480 That's a great one. Thumb up to the kidney and 0:35:56.800 --> 0:36:01.400 Julie thumb's seventy fifth. He wants to thumb herself up 0:36:01.640 --> 0:36:06.279 and her friend and mentor Lauren Way up pt got 0:36:06.320 --> 0:36:09.200 promoted to bakery manager. We once shouted her out for 0:36:09.360 --> 0:36:12.800 becoming assistant bakery manager. Now she's bakery manager. 0:36:12.880 --> 0:36:13.960 Congratulations. 0:36:14.080 --> 0:36:17.120 PT is on the rise and Lauren was so encouraging, 0:36:17.160 --> 0:36:19.200 taught her everything she knows. She's the greatest manager and 0:36:19.280 --> 0:36:23.520 a great friend too. Thumbs up, ladies, that's fantastic. Here's 0:36:23.520 --> 0:36:25.480 a fun one. You know. I like a good name, Kurt, 0:36:25.520 --> 0:36:29.800 maybe more than anybody. Cassie Bert wants to thumb her husband, 0:36:30.360 --> 0:36:34.799 Casey Bert up. Oh my god, that's Casey and Cassie Bert. 0:36:36.640 --> 0:36:39.799 Casey Bert is the husband. He opened a men's health 0:36:39.840 --> 0:36:43.839 clinic in Atlanta up and Buckhead called Game Day Men's Health. 0:36:43.960 --> 0:36:47.360 They do free consultations to check things like testosterone levels 0:36:47.400 --> 0:36:50.920 and other NPSA, but they also offer various treatments for 0:36:51.000 --> 0:36:54.000 men's health and wellness. Speaking of guys, going yourself checked out. 0:36:54.680 --> 0:36:57.640 He's working tirelessly on his first location, but also to 0:36:57.719 --> 0:37:02.759 open a second location of Game Day Men's Health in Atlanta. So, dudes, 0:37:02.920 --> 0:37:04.879 if you're in Atlanta, bananimal. We got a lot of them, 0:37:04.920 --> 0:37:08.359 and you're a guy, check out Game Day Men's Health 0:37:08.520 --> 0:37:11.320 in Buckheat and wherever the second location is and go 0:37:11.600 --> 0:37:14.120 go get yourself checked out. Yeah, there might be something 0:37:14.239 --> 0:37:17.200 lacking in your life. Thumbs out gonna last, but not Lee's. 0:37:17.360 --> 0:37:21.560 This one's for you. Curti b CJ wants to thumb 0:37:21.640 --> 0:37:25.440 up Curdie b. CJ loves listening to podcasts in the 0:37:25.520 --> 0:37:28.120 bath as a way to wind down, and Kurt's voice 0:37:28.520 --> 0:37:31.280 is the only one of all the hosts she listens 0:37:31.320 --> 0:37:38.880 to that she can hear and understand underwater. CJ wants 0:37:39.000 --> 0:37:42.480 other bananamals to test this out for themselves. So don't 0:37:42.560 --> 0:37:45.239 drown anybody. Please take a deep breath. But if you're 0:37:45.280 --> 0:37:48.680 listening to Bananas in the bathtub, go underneath and see 0:37:48.680 --> 0:37:51.160 if you can hear and understand. CURTI b keep doing 0:37:51.200 --> 0:37:54.480 what you do, Banana boys. So CJ thumbs up to you. 0:37:54.840 --> 0:37:58.879 Kurt cutting through the agua. It is the I don't. 0:37:59.040 --> 0:37:59.880 It's the weirdest. 0:38:00.160 --> 0:38:02.800 It is the weirdest compliment I've ever gotten, and I 0:38:02.880 --> 0:38:04.879 will take it. I wish I had a T shirt 0:38:04.960 --> 0:38:05.400 that said it. 0:38:06.200 --> 0:38:08.520 I know we should get you one. Oh that reminds me, 0:38:08.680 --> 0:38:12.880 who's thinking for whatever live shows Bananas Lives we do 0:38:13.040 --> 0:38:15.640 next year wherever it is And I don't know exactly 0:38:15.719 --> 0:38:18.000 what the details of this would be. But I kind 0:38:18.080 --> 0:38:22.800 of want to wear a T shirt from a local 0:38:22.880 --> 0:38:26.520 business everywhere we go. So it's a great idea on 0:38:26.719 --> 0:38:28.800 stage and then for all the photos afterwards too. And 0:38:29.000 --> 0:38:30.279 I don't know how to do it. It's not a 0:38:30.360 --> 0:38:33.279 competition or a contest at all. But I wear a 0:38:33.400 --> 0:38:36.279 size large. If we announce some a show in twenty 0:38:36.360 --> 0:38:39.120 twenty five and you have a business in the area 0:38:39.600 --> 0:38:43.120 in that within let's say one hundred miles, and you 0:38:43.200 --> 0:38:46.319 want me to rock your company's shirt. Love that, send 0:38:46.360 --> 0:38:48.719 it to our po box PO Box three nine three 0:38:48.760 --> 0:38:51.839 four eight, Los Angeles, California, nine years zero three nine, 0:38:52.280 --> 0:38:54.239 And I will wear it, and I'm just gonna do it. 0:38:54.600 --> 0:38:59.280 If it shows up. I'm gonna wear it. If it's yellow, 0:38:59.560 --> 0:39:02.399 even better, if it's white or black, that's fine too. 0:39:02.800 --> 0:39:04.720 But yeah, I was just like, I think I should 0:39:04.760 --> 0:39:06.759 just be rocking local small businesses. 0:39:06.840 --> 0:39:08.200 I love that. 0:39:08.480 --> 0:39:11.400 It's a it's a brilliant idea. Okay, well, I'll do 0:39:11.440 --> 0:39:13.160 it in twenty twenty five and see how it goes. 0:39:13.280 --> 0:39:14.960 But I'll just do kind of first one to hit 0:39:14.960 --> 0:39:18.120 the PO box, first show wins perfect. 0:39:17.800 --> 0:39:21.799 Here it is steel Nut Scandal Rocks World Conquer Championship 0:39:22.800 --> 0:39:23.600 whatever that is. 0:39:24.360 --> 0:39:24.919 Who knows. 0:39:25.400 --> 0:39:28.640 This was invice dot com and this was sent by 0:39:28.719 --> 0:39:32.680 many many banan animals. But I will tell you right 0:39:32.800 --> 0:39:36.239 now that the banana well I first saw send it 0:39:36.680 --> 0:39:38.160 was Conquers. 0:39:38.840 --> 0:39:41.640 It is day Gannam day gam. 0:39:41.880 --> 0:39:43.880 Yeah, here it is. 0:39:44.880 --> 0:39:48.120 This was in Vice, written by Lewis Prada. 0:39:48.400 --> 0:39:50.680 Best in the biz, best in the beeswax. 0:39:51.160 --> 0:39:54.839 The Conquer community has been rocked with accusations of cheating 0:39:54.920 --> 0:39:59.120 during its World Conquer Championship. You're forgiven for not knowing 0:39:59.160 --> 0:40:00.799 what the hell I'm talking about, because I'm just learning 0:40:00.800 --> 0:40:02.240 about all this myself. 0:40:02.680 --> 0:40:02.960 Okay. 0:40:03.200 --> 0:40:06.440 Conquer, it turns out is more than that rude and 0:40:06.560 --> 0:40:09.719 raaunching Nintendo sixty four game about the sassy squirrel with 0:40:09.800 --> 0:40:10.479 a foul mouth. 0:40:10.680 --> 0:40:11.919 No idea what he's talking about. 0:40:12.400 --> 0:40:16.720 It's a fun, folksy game played in Great Britain and Ireland. 0:40:17.120 --> 0:40:23.160 Players tie seeds found in horse chestnut trees known as conquers, 0:40:23.880 --> 0:40:29.400 onto a string, then swing their respective conquers at the 0:40:29.600 --> 0:40:34.400 opponent's conquer in an attempt to smash the opposing conquer. 0:40:34.880 --> 0:40:39.319 If that made any sense to you, You're doing great, Yeah, 0:40:39.360 --> 0:40:40.000 you're doing You. 0:40:40.120 --> 0:40:43.800 Have a great visual mind, because I'm I'm picturing something, 0:40:43.840 --> 0:40:44.680 but I think I'm wrong. 0:40:45.080 --> 0:40:50.040 Humans can truly turn anything into a competition. A lot 0:40:50.160 --> 0:40:52.279 of you may just be finding out that there's even 0:40:52.320 --> 0:40:54.799 a game based around this. Well, let me blow your 0:40:54.840 --> 0:40:57.239 mind even further, but letting you know that there's a 0:40:57.320 --> 0:41:00.520 World Conquer Championship for the best conquer players come together 0:41:01.200 --> 0:41:04.200 find out who is the toughest nut to crack. The 0:41:04.360 --> 0:41:11.960 recent championship tournament, held in Southwick, Northamptonshire Shire, became a 0:41:12.080 --> 0:41:13.880 hotbed of controversy. 0:41:14.480 --> 0:41:16.280 It's eighty two. 0:41:16.360 --> 0:41:20.520 Year old winner David Jackins. Who is a picture of him. 0:41:21.000 --> 0:41:28.200 He is dressed like a medieval jester. 0:41:28.400 --> 0:41:28.640 Elf. 0:41:31.120 --> 0:41:33.719 Yeah, I could picture that with a little bit of 0:41:34.560 --> 0:41:37.760 a little bit of Shropshire thrown in. It's an eighty 0:41:37.800 --> 0:41:40.800 two year old winner. David Jackins finally took home the 0:41:40.920 --> 0:41:48.560 men's title after having competed in the competition for forty years. Wow, 0:41:49.200 --> 0:41:52.000 and he had never taken the men's title. His victory 0:41:52.160 --> 0:41:55.920 was immediately marred with controversy when a report published in 0:41:55.960 --> 0:42:01.080 the Telegraph suspected he cheated by swapping his conquer for 0:42:01.239 --> 0:42:05.600 one made Adam medal. The allegations were first raised by Jackins' opponent, 0:42:06.000 --> 0:42:12.120 Alastao Johnson. Ferguson love these guys who founded He's ninety 0:42:12.280 --> 0:42:16.439 thousand years old, who found it just a little hard 0:42:16.520 --> 0:42:21.160 to believe that his conquer could be so easily obliterated 0:42:21.200 --> 0:42:25.320 by Jackins conquer on the first strike. When tournament organizers 0:42:25.360 --> 0:42:27.959 searched jackins pocket after he won the tournament, they found 0:42:27.960 --> 0:42:31.080 a steel conquer in one of his pockets. Jackins denies 0:42:31.120 --> 0:42:34.560 having used the steel conquering competition, saying that he only 0:42:34.760 --> 0:42:36.880 carried it around to entertain children. 0:42:38.800 --> 0:42:39.919 I don't know, hey. 0:42:40.960 --> 0:42:44.000 For American readers, this is like when a baseball player 0:42:44.080 --> 0:42:47.520 claims to have accidentally brought their corked batting practice bat 0:42:47.560 --> 0:42:52.400 two again. After the discovery of the steel conquer, Jackins 0:42:52.480 --> 0:42:55.160 was quoted as saying, it's impossible to cheat at conquers. 0:42:55.200 --> 0:42:58.360 It's a load of nonsense. The events chairman, Jim Packer 0:42:58.440 --> 0:43:01.960 took Jackins side, saying somebody's a sore loser. I think, oh, 0:43:02.080 --> 0:43:05.759 the event's chairman took jack inside all right. The investigation 0:43:05.960 --> 0:43:09.200 is ongoing, but event officials have already said that Jackins 0:43:09.360 --> 0:43:12.440 was being closely monitored throughout the entire tournament, so it 0:43:12.520 --> 0:43:15.360 seems unlikely that he could have been using an illegal 0:43:15.480 --> 0:43:17.839 conquer for all or even some of the time. 0:43:18.600 --> 0:43:21.160 It's got to sound different, right, Like you're not hitting 0:43:21.400 --> 0:43:24.319 two nuts hitting each other is very different than one 0:43:24.520 --> 0:43:28.200 steal and one. It's got to sound different, is my argument. 0:43:28.600 --> 0:43:31.240 Also, don't understand where the conquer is when you're throwing 0:43:31.480 --> 0:43:33.880 the other conquer at it. Is it on the ground 0:43:34.040 --> 0:43:35.759 do they put their conquer on the ground you throw it? 0:43:36.160 --> 0:43:39.360 Or is it is it hanging off something that you. 0:43:39.440 --> 0:43:42.040 Well, I opened this story as you were talking, and 0:43:42.120 --> 0:43:45.520 it appears like it's you swing it. You swing them 0:43:45.560 --> 0:43:48.279 at each other at like chest height, like you kind 0:43:48.320 --> 0:43:53.760 of flick it. Yeah, at like It's hard to describe, 0:43:53.800 --> 0:43:56.359 but it's basically like if two somebody holds their nut 0:43:56.520 --> 0:43:58.480 hanging and then another person's got it and they kind 0:43:58.520 --> 0:44:00.200 of whip it over and try to crack it. 0:44:01.920 --> 0:44:02.280 Crazy. 0:44:02.400 --> 0:44:05.640 Okay, So and happier Conquer Championship news. A thirty four 0:44:05.719 --> 0:44:11.440 year old American woman from Indianapolis name Kelsey bannce Bach 0:44:11.680 --> 0:44:16.040 aka the Queen Conquer, walked away from the tournament as 0:44:16.080 --> 0:44:21.759 its ultimate champion, having defeated Jackins in the cross gender finals. 0:44:22.600 --> 0:44:25.560 It's the first time that America has won the competition 0:44:25.760 --> 0:44:29.439 since its inception in nineteen sixty five. 0:44:29.560 --> 0:44:34.400 Whoa Banana the Week? Banana of the Week? Kelsey? I 0:44:34.560 --> 0:44:36.960 know two Kelsey's and they're both fun as hell. So 0:44:37.239 --> 0:44:40.839 my opinion, everyone named Kelsey is fun as hell. 0:44:41.440 --> 0:44:46.040 I mean, this is absolutely I mean, like, I have 0:44:46.120 --> 0:44:48.480 so many questions. I want to watch competition, I want 0:44:48.520 --> 0:44:50.239 to get into it, I want to go, I want 0:44:50.280 --> 0:44:53.560 to go. This sounds fun. And everybody's real dressed up. 0:44:53.640 --> 0:44:56.960 They got walnuts or chestnuts or whatever they got all 0:44:57.040 --> 0:44:57.840 over their bodies. 0:44:59.160 --> 0:45:02.480 So they think this old fart cheated and finally won 0:45:02.560 --> 0:45:08.200 after forty years. Okay, so I guess one he probably 0:45:08.239 --> 0:45:10.200 did cheat, because why would they ever search this guy's 0:45:10.239 --> 0:45:14.359 pockets if they somebody somebody said something's not right here, 0:45:14.600 --> 0:45:16.440 and then they gave him the old pat down and 0:45:16.520 --> 0:45:21.359 they found the old steel conquer. M that's so he cheated. Well, 0:45:21.400 --> 0:45:24.080 here's my question, he's seventy half wife. 0:45:26.600 --> 0:45:33.440 How entertaining is the steel conquer for children? Do children 0:45:34.080 --> 0:45:38.239 love just go ape shit for a steel conquer? I mean, 0:45:38.719 --> 0:45:41.839 if the if the popularity of steel, if everybody's got 0:45:41.920 --> 0:45:44.759 steel conquers in their pocket because children are just going 0:45:44.960 --> 0:45:48.120 crazy for them. Maybe it's a little more understandable. 0:45:48.840 --> 0:45:53.400 Yeah, I don't imagined. I mean unless they're really really 0:45:53.480 --> 0:45:56.600 bored in this town, and maybe they are. The idea 0:45:56.640 --> 0:45:59.920 of just seeing a steel nut hanging on a string, 0:46:00.880 --> 0:46:03.239 if that really lights your candle, then it might be 0:46:03.400 --> 0:46:06.080 time to move to the next closest city and just 0:46:06.400 --> 0:46:09.440 I don't know, take a pilates class, get into something else. 0:46:09.760 --> 0:46:14.600 That's the part that that makes me suspicious the most 0:46:14.719 --> 0:46:16.000 is that that was his reasoning. 0:46:17.680 --> 0:46:22.160 Yeah, I think you cheated, I guess I all right, 0:46:22.320 --> 0:46:27.960 So when I played lacrosse, our team in Reisterstown, Maryland, 0:46:28.160 --> 0:46:31.840 we were young guys and we were I don't know, ten, eleven, twelve, 0:46:32.640 --> 0:46:35.360 and our team name was the Lightning at that so 0:46:35.440 --> 0:46:38.839 we're the Racers down Lightning. But because of just other 0:46:38.960 --> 0:46:43.399 teams being waspy lacrosse players and us having the most 0:46:43.480 --> 0:46:47.160 diverse team by a mile, they everybody called our team 0:46:47.200 --> 0:46:49.360 the junkyard Dogs. Are you joking? 0:46:50.239 --> 0:46:50.279 No? 0:46:51.120 --> 0:46:53.480 So, oh yeah, I know, it's crazy, And then we 0:46:53.600 --> 0:46:55.399 lit them all up, so it worked. It was great, 0:46:55.520 --> 0:46:58.000 Like we were the bad News Bears and we were 0:46:58.120 --> 0:47:00.360 like the you know every sports movie. He was like 0:47:00.440 --> 0:47:03.080 the Preps versus the Valley. We were the Valley. Yeah, 0:47:03.640 --> 0:47:08.239 So to make to sort of split the difference, we 0:47:08.520 --> 0:47:12.320 ended up being the Rattlesnakes. So then we became the 0:47:12.440 --> 0:47:16.120 Reister's Down Rattlesnakes, which is truly badass snakes. That is 0:47:16.200 --> 0:47:20.880 a great name for any sport. So we're warming up 0:47:20.920 --> 0:47:24.640 before practice and we're just running drills. We're on our 0:47:24.680 --> 0:47:29.320 half of the field and I just feel this like 0:47:29.480 --> 0:47:32.239 hand on my shoulder and I look and it is 0:47:32.400 --> 0:47:37.239 our goalies dad, who is older than most of the 0:47:37.280 --> 0:47:40.400 other dads. He's probably sixty year old man, and he 0:47:40.560 --> 0:47:43.680 has wandered out onto the field and he grabs me 0:47:43.800 --> 0:47:45.160 by my shoulder and in the side of the helmet 0:47:45.200 --> 0:47:47.400 and he goes, hey, Scottie, I gotta tell you something. 0:47:47.800 --> 0:47:52.440 I go yeah. He goes rattle a little louder rattlesnake power, 0:47:53.640 --> 0:47:56.680 and I go yeah. He goes, yeah, rattle a little 0:47:56.760 --> 0:48:01.480 louder rattlesnake power, and I'm like And then he walks 0:48:01.520 --> 0:48:03.440 over to another player and keeps doing that, and then 0:48:03.640 --> 0:48:06.320 the coaches, grown men go get off the field. What 0:48:06.440 --> 0:48:09.799 did you do it? I only found out about five 0:48:09.880 --> 0:48:13.200 years ago that that man was a functioning alcohol When 0:48:13.239 --> 0:48:15.600 you're young, you don't know that. But I just love 0:48:15.680 --> 0:48:17.920 that he took the time to be like, I'm going 0:48:18.000 --> 0:48:20.360 to go and press these guys with something I just 0:48:20.480 --> 0:48:25.120 thought of right now. But the real result was total 0:48:25.200 --> 0:48:30.239 and absolute confusion in the brain of a prepebescenter. But 0:48:30.440 --> 0:48:32.279 just because you know, a full helmet and so there's 0:48:32.320 --> 0:48:38.080 little airhole farriers and just just warm, warm whiskey bread 0:48:38.280 --> 0:48:43.319 coming in there, Rat a little louder rattlesnake power. It's 0:48:43.400 --> 0:48:45.400 so cool that he thought that was awesome. And I 0:48:45.600 --> 0:48:47.440 hope he's still alive. And I would you. 0:48:47.440 --> 0:48:49.879 Guys, would you guys say it to each other? Would 0:48:49.880 --> 0:48:52.200 you guys say it to each other at games that 0:48:52.520 --> 0:48:52.880 after that? 0:48:53.120 --> 0:48:56.400 It didn't go beyond that day. And honestly, just because 0:48:56.440 --> 0:48:58.960 I have a good memory, I'm probably the only player 0:48:59.040 --> 0:49:01.600 on that field actually take that back. I remember some 0:49:01.680 --> 0:49:03.759 of the other guys like all looking at each other 0:49:03.960 --> 0:49:05.600 like what did he say to you? And we all 0:49:05.719 --> 0:49:09.520 said it, and we're like, oh, okay, I should make 0:49:09.640 --> 0:49:12.320 that a T shirt. You should make your T shirt 0:49:13.680 --> 0:49:16.200 and I should make that rat a little louder Rattlesnake 0:49:16.280 --> 0:49:19.680 power Man. It was so damn good. 0:49:19.880 --> 0:49:22.719 I mean, if you're making a T shirt, it will 0:49:22.800 --> 0:49:24.399 be I mean that is the best. 0:49:24.680 --> 0:49:28.160 That is the best part about thinking something up is 0:49:28.239 --> 0:49:30.400 that you say that thing and now it is a 0:49:30.480 --> 0:49:33.360 concept in the world, and it travels through time and 0:49:33.560 --> 0:49:36.120 space all the way here, and then you make that 0:49:36.280 --> 0:49:40.359 T shirt and that drunk thought that that weirdo had 0:49:40.560 --> 0:49:43.880 now at ten am it on a Sunday morning exists 0:49:43.920 --> 0:49:46.719 in the world as a physical object in so many 0:49:46.760 --> 0:49:48.520 in a totally different context. 0:49:48.760 --> 0:49:52.200 It's the best part about stories. Well, I think you're right. 0:49:52.600 --> 0:49:55.879 I'm going to honor that nameless man and his nameless son. 0:49:56.080 --> 0:49:58.960 But yeah, it was like a ten am before the game, 0:49:59.040 --> 0:50:02.239 and that guy was just like he was ready to go. 0:50:03.760 --> 0:50:04.080 You don't know. 0:50:04.120 --> 0:50:05.520 When you're a kid, you don't know. And then you 0:50:05.600 --> 0:50:07.920 kind of look back and you're like uncle Tippy and 0:50:08.040 --> 0:50:10.200 you're like, yeah, Uncle Tippy did always kind of smell 0:50:10.320 --> 0:50:12.200 like my friends and I when we get back from 0:50:12.239 --> 0:50:16.200 the bars at three am. That's what Uncle Tippy's for. 0:50:16.480 --> 0:50:17.440 Send us home, Scottie. 0:50:17.920 --> 0:50:23.560 Hmmm. Jody from Australia, I think sent this in. Also. 0:50:23.840 --> 0:50:27.920 Nick Kpeel sent this in thanks guys, Thank you guys. 0:50:29.360 --> 0:50:32.920 Hackers took over robotic vacuums to chase pets around the 0:50:33.000 --> 0:50:36.680 yell slurs. Oh wow, fantastic. This was in The Verge, 0:50:36.719 --> 0:50:38.560 written by Wes Davis, who is the best in the 0:50:38.600 --> 0:50:43.480 slur business. Someone gained access to Ecovac's d bot XC 0:50:43.719 --> 0:50:46.799 omni robotic vacuums across several US cities earlier this year 0:50:46.880 --> 0:50:50.440 and used them to chase pets at yell slurs at 0:50:50.480 --> 0:50:51.120 their owners. 0:50:52.520 --> 0:50:56.200 I mean also that name that give me that name 0:50:56.239 --> 0:50:59.480 of that robot that easy to rolls off the tongue name. 0:51:00.080 --> 0:51:02.680 Oh Kurt, how could you ever forget the Ecovax d 0:51:02.800 --> 0:51:08.040 bot X two omni robots vacuum. Not that it could 0:51:08.120 --> 0:51:12.160 easily have been the eed x two, but no e 0:51:12.360 --> 0:51:15.919 d x two with be erecked out dysfunction times Yes. 0:51:16.960 --> 0:51:19.520 The Outlet spoke with multiple d bot x two owners 0:51:19.560 --> 0:51:22.040 who said their d bot x two's had been hacked 0:51:22.320 --> 0:51:25.960 in May, including Minnesota lawyer Daniel Swinson, who said he 0:51:26.080 --> 0:51:28.640 was watching TV with his family when a noise like 0:51:28.719 --> 0:51:32.680 a broken radio signal started coming from his robots speaker. 0:51:32.800 --> 0:51:35.839 Why do they have speakers? Why that's insane. Yeah, well 0:51:35.880 --> 0:51:40.120 they have to they have to go when they're all done. Yeah, yeah, 0:51:40.120 --> 0:51:43.000 I have to make you feel good. Go home, he said. 0:51:43.040 --> 0:51:45.680 He reset the password and reboot his robot. It began again, 0:51:45.760 --> 0:51:48.040 only this time the sound was a clear voice. He 0:51:48.160 --> 0:51:53.319 guessed it was a teenager's yelling slurs. Other owners from 0:51:53.360 --> 0:51:56.919 El Paso and Los Angeles I've heard of that said 0:51:56.960 --> 0:51:59.600 that their de bot was used to antagonize a dog 0:51:59.719 --> 0:52:03.520 and yelling at it and chasing it. Ekovax told the statement, 0:52:03.600 --> 0:52:07.400 I told an outlet and the statement, we've identified credential 0:52:07.480 --> 0:52:11.480 stuffing event. Okay, it's called a credential stuffing event. R 0:52:12.120 --> 0:52:15.400 and block that IP address from originating it or I 0:52:15.440 --> 0:52:17.440 guess whoever did it can no longer do it. The 0:52:17.520 --> 0:52:20.959 company sounded found no evidence, thank goodness, that user names 0:52:20.960 --> 0:52:24.360 and passwords were collected by the attacker. So anyways, it 0:52:24.440 --> 0:52:26.960 was a flaw demonstrated. Ecovac said they're going to resolve it. 0:52:27.040 --> 0:52:30.640 Blue blah blah. But yeah, somebody's vacuum cleaners were chasing 0:52:30.719 --> 0:52:33.800 their animals and yelling slurs. So wonderful, amazing. 0:52:33.920 --> 0:52:38.200 Also, now that everything's starting to have a camera, I mean, 0:52:38.320 --> 0:52:40.080 that's it that's what's happening. 0:52:40.120 --> 0:52:43.480 Over, It's over. Everything has a camera now. Yeah, less 0:52:43.520 --> 0:52:46.879 smart things go back to dumb things. Get a dumb 0:52:47.000 --> 0:52:50.719 vacuum that sucks forever, and that's the only way to 0:52:50.760 --> 0:52:55.280 live your life. Here's the dumb vacuums. Well, thank you Scotty, 0:52:56.520 --> 0:52:59.040 Thank you Curdie B. You're the best in the Beeswex two. 0:52:59.440 --> 0:53:21.320 Thanks to all bananas for listening to us. 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