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Speaker 1: Scott you ready?

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Speaker 2: Oh you know, I was born ready, born, ready to

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Speaker 2: laugh and laugh and laugh.

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Speaker 3: Woman who sued company for not giving her a farewell

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Speaker 2: Oh, I see what's going on there. Well, we're not

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Speaker 2: gonna mail in this episode. We're gonna lick every stamp, dot,

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Speaker 2: every t, cross, every eye. It's a brand new bananas

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Speaker 2: licking every stamp.

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Speaker 4: Would you billion pieces? Would you?

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Speaker 3: Guys, gals, non binary pals, welcome to Bananas, trans.

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Speaker 2: Friends, gay friends, everybody out there, You're all welcome here.

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Speaker 2: We love you, and we're glad you spend your your

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Speaker 2: hour commute with us. Maybe you're washing dishes, maybe you're gardening,

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Speaker 2: maybe you're walking the dog. We're happy to have you

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Speaker 2: as bananimals and glad you could join us because this

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Speaker 2: is just gonna be a great episode.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's Scotti Landis right over there.

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Speaker 2: That's my dude, Kurt Brown. Oller, Kurtie B. What's happening?

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Speaker 2: How are you? Did you carve pumpkins already? Did you

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Speaker 2: vote already?

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Speaker 3: I have not carved pumpkins. I have not voted, although

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Speaker 3: I will be voting. Vote early I encourage everyone to vote.

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Speaker 2: Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote vote folks, vote early.

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Speaker 1: Vote vote folks. It's maybe our last time.

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Speaker 2: I voted real early. Mine's already in the ballot box.

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Speaker 2: The joy of putting it in there, you know, you

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Speaker 2: got you gotta really like how you probably airplane food

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Speaker 2: that ballot right in there, so everybody in Los Felis

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Speaker 2: sees it happening here, right ya? Oopsie, democracy on the

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Speaker 3: What a treat, What a crazy treat that we get

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Speaker 3: to vote. I think it's I love it. I love voting,

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Speaker 3: and I want to do it for forever. So let's

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Speaker 3: all do it now. I am excited Hot tub.

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Speaker 1: Is coming to a close.

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Speaker 2: Crazy.

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Speaker 3: I have hosted a weekly variety stand up show for

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Speaker 3: twenty years now. Almost twenty February will be twenty wow,

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Speaker 3: and so you know it's like the last few. You're

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Speaker 1: I told them.

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Speaker 2: Coming to a couple of them, Man, are you coming

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Speaker 2: to November sixth? Also?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're coming tonight, and I think Joan is gonna

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't think people so a lot of our listeners,

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Speaker 2: our ban animals. Because this podcast is only four years young.

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Speaker 2: Understand what a big show Hot Tub was in the

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Speaker 2: two thousands in New York. And that's how I met

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Speaker 2: And this was before Kurt and Kristen really had punched

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Speaker 2: into entertainment. They were just people that were hosting this

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Speaker 3: So it's been fits felt good to force it with

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hello, folks, nice to see ya.

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Speaker 2: Hey, kids smoking cigarettes, huh cool?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's your cheapest beer? How are you?

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Speaker 1: What's going on in your life?

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Speaker 2: Pal? Oh, let me think if I have anything interesting

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Speaker 1: That's awesome. That is such a that's like for those

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Speaker 3: Scotty is in like the top, like the top one

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Speaker 2: They're happy I'm there instead of being like, like you said, like,

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Speaker 3: Just in twenty eighteen, he fell asleep in the pitch.

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Speaker 2: But it's like the equivalent if you were at a

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Speaker 2: It was my first job in New York on that

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Speaker 3: It is very, very painful. I did it once and

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Speaker 3: I've never ever ever done it again. What was your

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Speaker 3: I was at Access Staffing in New York City, was

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Speaker 3: they would have bagel Fridays, m Bagel Friday.

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Speaker 3: There was one guy that I remember, he was a

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Speaker 3: very fascinating. Man. He's probably gone and done good things

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Speaker 3: He's like, let's get martinis. And I was like okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I was like, I can't. I can't have two martinis

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Speaker 2: an astrotur field on one of the piers, and they

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00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 2: were lights. And the first game we played that I

436
00:22:55,600 --> 00:23:00,400
Speaker 2: played with them especially was vers a group of Mexican men.

437
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,119
Speaker 2: I would say Mexican American, but I think these guys

438
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,399
Speaker 2: were new to New York City and they were wearing

439
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,200
Speaker 2: their work clothes, so they would have jeans that had

440
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 2: paint all over them, and they would have they were landscapers.

441
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 2: They were hard working, blue collar at Mexican American guys,

442
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 2: and they beat the shit out of us of they

443
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:25,639
Speaker 2: all had worked their fingers to the bone, like the

444
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 2: hard working men they are, and they come out and

445
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:32,880
Speaker 2: beat all these male model Pridge boys who hadn't lifted

446
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,640
Speaker 2: a finger also weren't working as models. They weren't even

447
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 2: taking photo shoots. They were on set sticktting shoots. And

448
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,400
Speaker 2: I remember just having a ball because all these guys

449
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 2: who had just left Hillsong were like fuck damn it,

450
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,119
Speaker 2: like they were. We were just losing four to one

451
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:55,879
Speaker 2: within fifteen minutes, within seven minutes. God isn't real.

452
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Speaker 1: I both, I know.

453
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 2: And it's like the meek will inherit the goals because

454
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 2: they smoked us for an hour and it made me

455
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 2: so happy. I was like loving it. God damn it.

456
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 2: It made me so happy. Anyways, here's one for you.

457
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,879
Speaker 2: Hannah Cat sent this in Thank you Hannah Cat, so

458
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,160
Speaker 2: you can send in your submissions to the Bananas Podcast

459
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 2: on Instagram or the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.

460
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 2: Man may have died never knowing he had three penises,

461
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 2: And you say to yourself, how wouldn't you know? Well,

462
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:35,359
Speaker 2: I'll get into it. This was a newsweek written by

463
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 2: Jess Thompson, who always gets to cover the most outrageous stories,

464
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 2: so that's why we call her the best in the biz.

465
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 2: A man has been discovered to have two extra penises

466
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Speaker 2: by med students dissecting his body. What a surprise, What

467
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 2: a surprise. This marks only the second time ever somebody's

468
00:24:55,800 --> 00:25:00,920
Speaker 2: been found to have three penises. I can say, there's

469
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,119
Speaker 2: a lot of people on this planet.

470
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people.

471
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 2: I guess we're not a billion dudes.

472
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Speaker 3: I guess we're not all getting dissected. Right, that's of

473
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 3: the people who've gotten dissected.

474
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah. Where were Where were they? Where were they?

475
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 3: Just underneath the his tits one up here in the

476
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 3: other right here.

477
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:24,640
Speaker 2: It's kind of like that. Yes, lemonade, lemonade, lemonade. Oh

478
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,919
Speaker 2: that would be so much better. Oh yeah, we did

479
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 2: the guy in twenty twenty who had it stitched to

480
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 2: his arm to recover and then got it successfully put

481
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 2: back on. I think he's hanging in there. Yeah. The

482
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:41,239
Speaker 2: incredibly rare triple penis phenomenon was found by students at

483
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 2: the University of Birmingham Medical School in the UK during

484
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 2: a dissection of a seventy eight year old man who

485
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 2: had donated his body to science. Great thing to do, awesome,

486
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 2: According to a new paper in the publication the.

487
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Speaker 1: Reason he dedicated, He's like, I have a feeling I

488
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 1: have two board dicks.

489
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 2: I don't know about superprise. No matter what happens to me,

490
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 2: I want to donate at least my lower half to science.

491
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 2: According to the researchers, the man may have never known

492
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 2: that he had these three penises. This core. This condition,

493
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,640
Speaker 2: known as trifa. Oh I guess it's phallus so triphalia

494
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 2: or triphalia, was only seen in a human for the

495
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 2: first time in twenty twenty in a newborn, and is

496
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 2: thought to possibly affect one in every six million live berths.

497
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 2: Wow wow, Like you said, it just hasn't been discovered,

498
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 2: but it's probably out there and.

499
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 3: Have we had so That means it's more common to

500
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 3: have two penises. But is it more common to have

501
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 3: two penises that are visible?

502
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 2: I think so?

503
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 1: Wow?

504
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, trifolia or tripflia. I'll go with trifolia. That

505
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 2: makes sense. Is a rare congenital anomaly describing the presence

506
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,679
Speaker 2: of three distinct penal chefs fun has only been reported

507
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 2: once in literature, the researchers wrote in the new paper.

508
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 2: Without dissection, this anatomical variation would have remained undiscovered, suggesting

509
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 2: the prevalence of polyphailure or polyphalia may be greater than expected.

510
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:20,479
Speaker 2: Having two penises, known as dip or die folia, has

511
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,680
Speaker 2: been seen in around one hundred human cases and occurs

512
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 2: in every five point five million live births. Usually doctors

513
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 2: remove the extra penis at birth if they're externally visible,

514
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,479
Speaker 2: but they are often left alone to go unnoticed if

515
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 2: hidden inside.

516
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 1: All right, there it is there, I got my head set.

517
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 2: It's an educational it is podcast. The seventy eight year

518
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 2: old man appeared to have normal genitals externally, but once

519
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 2: his penis was dissected, always fun, the students discovered two

520
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:52,199
Speaker 2: other tiny, duplicate penises inside of his scrotum.

521
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 3: Ince, that's wild to me. I don't even understand where

522
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 3: there's where the space? Where does he find the space

523
00:27:58,119 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 3: for all these digs?

524
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 2: This guy is a great story. Three condo of penises.

525
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 2: He's just he's rolled each one up.

526
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 1: They're all very precious to him. They sparked joy, and

527
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 1: he's tucked.

528
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 2: Him away inside his scrolled them. But they do spark joy. Anyways,

529
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 2: we'll get over all the ding dong talk. I'll just

530
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 2: give you some of the highlights to get to the end. So,

531
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 2: because they were not externally visible, the man may not

532
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 2: have known he had this unique condition. But here's what's interesting.

533
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 2: He may have experienced pain during sex during due to

534
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 2: having the extra penises becoming erect. What. Yeah, so if

535
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 2: the man's extra penises had extra urethras, it could have

536
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 2: also exposed him to an increased risk of urinary track infections. Luckily,

537
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 2: the man's uretha merely ran through the secondary penis into

538
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 2: the primary penis without any dead ends, so it actually connected.

539
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 2: That's so crazy, I mean, to get three erections.

540
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: And also that your balls just stick up in the air.

541
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like when you're folding a fitted sheet, You're

542
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 2: just like, how do I do this? It's like a

543
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 2: squirrel scoot sidediver and the woman's like, I think maybe

544
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 2: let's just keep it above the way.

545
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 1: I think he had an idea. I think he had

546
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 1: an ankling me too.

547
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 2: So yeah, they didn't cause him any major harm. He

548
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 2: may not have noticed during lifetime, that's all. But yeah,

549
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 2: it was he had a para lack of symptoms and

550
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 2: probably benign nature. The researchers wrote. Again, it says at

551
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 2: the end, this is only the second ever discovered and

552
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 2: reported case of trifolia. Or yeah, try failure. So anyways,

553
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 2: that's an interesting banana. That's a simple banana. That is

554
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 2: very fascinating. I feel terrible for that guy. I don't

555
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 2: think that's anything to be pumped about.

556
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 3: No, And also I would just say once again, we're

557
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 3: a big fan of men going to the doctor here

558
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 3: in Bananas. Guys, if you've noticed something slightly strange, like

559
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 3: maybe you have two more penises inside your balls, go

560
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 3: to the doctor.

561
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 1: Just ask somebody, go to the doctor.

562
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: It is so weird. It is like they and it's

563
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 2: our friends are pretty uh, pretty good about it. They'll

564
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 2: go get things checked out, and it's saved some of

565
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 2: their lives in recent years. I know a few. I

566
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: know a few who do not go. I know too.

567
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 2: I know you just see a guy with like a

568
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 2: limp and you're like, what's up, and they're like, yeah,

569
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 2: I don't know. And then ten years go by and

570
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 2: you're like, there's a solution for this. First, there's so

571
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 2: many people who can probably fix this problem. Just go go, go,

572
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 2: go get a physical guys. I know things cost money,

573
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 2: and insurance is harder and harder to get if you're

574
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 2: in the United States, but go to the dentist once

575
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 2: a year. Get them, get them scrubbed, get them scrubbed,

576
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 2: get them floss, get them scrubbed. And my hygienis goes,

577
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 2: do you floss every day? I go, no, I do not.

578
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 2: She goes, thank you for your honesty, And I was like,

579
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 2: now you and I were on the same wavelength.

580
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: You know what I got.

581
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 3: I got a little machine. I got a little flossing machine.

582
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 2: What does that mean.

583
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 3: It's like it's shaped like a toothbrush, but at the

584
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 3: top it has like a flossing head, and then it

585
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 3: vibrates and so then you can just like pop pop

586
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 3: pop pop pop, real fast, and it just goes in

587
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 3: between as you and I don't know. I have no

588
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 3: idea if it's been working or not, because.

589
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 2: I floss when I travel because in my likedop kit,

590
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 2: my travel doctors have floss. And then you always have

591
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 2: like downtime when you're you know, when you're vacation, and

592
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 2: so I just find myself floss and once twice a

593
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 2: day when I'm on vacation. My oral health is through

594
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 2: the roof good guys. Go to the doctor, go to

595
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 2: the dentists, Go get things checked out. Go get this

596
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 2: moles checked out. Go to the dermatologist.

597
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I've been trying to get a dermatologist appointment,

598
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 3: and so I just looked up one. They're like, here

599
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 3: you here's a dermatologist. Go to this dermatologist.

600
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, they're pretty close. Oh they have

601
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 2: an availability. I was able to do everything online.

602
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: I was like, look at this.

603
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 2: The future is great.

604
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 3: This new fangled website that just recommends doctors to me

605
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 3: is really useful. And I get there and I sit down.

606
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 3: First off, their blood pressure machine is broken, and they're like.

607
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 2: Are you sure? Are you sure your blood pressure.

608
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 3: Isn't forty over sixteen or whatever?

609
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: And I was like, it's wrong. I have, if anything,

610
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: I have high blood pressure.

611
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not dead. I didn't die three days ago.

612
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 2: And they come in today and then.

613
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: She sits down.

614
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 3: She's like, all right, so we're just doing a general

615
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 3: check up. I'm like, oh no, I'm just here for

616
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 3: like a skin check, you know. And she's like, oh,

617
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 3: I'm not a dermatologist.

618
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 2: Oh good, oh good.

619
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 3: After all of the things, all of the steps, all

620
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 3: of waiting in the thing, getting in, sitting down, filling

621
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 3: out all the information, and I was like, I can't.

622
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: I was like, you can't charge me for this because

623
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: I have a doctor.

624
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 2: I've been going to the doctor, Like, yeah, so you

625
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 2: lied to me. Well, I have a great one. I'll

626
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 2: refer you off air, but I have an excellent one

627
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 2: and I'm always able to schedule appointment within a couple

628
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:10,239
Speaker 2: of weeks. That's great. And I had what I had

629
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 2: a different one when I first moved out here, and

630
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 2: the only reason I switched was every time I think

631
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 2: I went three times, they would have like a med

632
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 2: student with them, but they wouldn't give me like too

633
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 2: much of a heads up. So you know, there's a

634
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 2: point where you're sitting there in your underwear and they're

635
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 2: checking all your freckles and moles and checking your skin,

636
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 2: and so I'm just staying there and then there's just

637
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 2: like a twenty year old just with a clipboard, just

638
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 2: and I was like, this is I didn't sign up

639
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 2: for this, to be honest with you, Like it was

640
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 2: just a strange thing to be like, yeah, I want

641
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 2: all of my arms so you can check my armpits

642
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 2: and between my fingers and toes, but it is kind

643
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 2: of strange that there's just somebody standing there as I'm

644
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 2: doing this. I had I moved on.

645
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 3: I had a male dermatologist once and then he was

646
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 3: like and I had like my underwear on, and then

647
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 3: he's like, we don't have to check on shorts, and

648
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 3: I was like what I was like every other dermatologist

649
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 3: is always like check. They just peek and be like

650
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 3: see if you have any I have I have? I'm

651
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Speaker 3: a I have red hair. I have red hair, like

652
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 3: I need. You gotta look everywhere pal and I was

653
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 3: just like, oh, I don't like you at all. What

654
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 3: do you think it's too You think it's gonna turn

655
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 3: me on? If I have you looked for my look

656
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,399
Speaker 3: at my ding dong door?

657
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 2: What it will? But I don't. When I get home,

658
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 2: I don't just drive my car up to my garage.

659
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 2: I put it all the way in and close the

660
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 2: door behind it. That's how these things work. Bub ummm okay, God,

661
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,760
Speaker 2: you want to tease me into a thumbs up situation

662
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,320
Speaker 2: because I got some hot ones?

663
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

664
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 3: Here you go, here's the best tease headline you've ever heard.

665
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 3: Palm steel nut scandal rocks world conquer championship.

666
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 2: All right, that is good? All right, thumbs up. Emily

667
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 2: wants to thumb herself up. She got a cancer diagnosis

668
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 2: last year. She's a new mom, her daughter has turned two,

669
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 2: and Emily has more cancer. But she's thumbing herself up

670
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 2: because she's somehow keeping it all together and not completely

671
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,760
Speaker 2: losing her mind. So that's just a strong, strong person.

672
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 2: Thumbs up, and I'm sending you all the love in

673
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 2: the world. That's right.

674
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 3: That's that's incredibly difficult, and we have your back one

675
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:24,280
Speaker 3: hundred percent.

676
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 2: And Emily, if you want me to just send your

677
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 2: little postcard that just says keep on keeping on, send

678
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 2: me address, you can hit up the DMS. I'll find it.

679
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 2: But yeah, keep your head up, keep fighting. Sam Cam

680
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 2: wants to thumb her mom, Julie up. When Scotty that's

681
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 2: me had the banana phone, I called him because my

682
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 2: mom was about to have kidney surgery and Scotty That's

683
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 2: Me was so kind and supportive. Super belated update. Julie

684
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 2: turned seventy five and her new kidney is doing great.

685
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 2: That's a great one. Thumb up to the kidney and

686
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 2: Julie thumb's seventy fifth. He wants to thumb herself up

687
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 2: and her friend and mentor Lauren Way up pt got

688
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 2: promoted to bakery manager. We once shouted her out for

689
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,800
Speaker 2: becoming assistant bakery manager. Now she's bakery manager.

690
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: Congratulations.

691
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 2: PT is on the rise and Lauren was so encouraging,

692
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 2: taught her everything she knows. She's the greatest manager and

693
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 2: a great friend too. Thumbs up, ladies, that's fantastic. Here's

694
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 2: a fun one. You know. I like a good name, Kurt,

695
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:29,800
Speaker 2: maybe more than anybody. Cassie Bert wants to thumb her husband,

696
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:34,799
Speaker 2: Casey Bert up. Oh my god, that's Casey and Cassie Bert.

697
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 2: Casey Bert is the husband. He opened a men's health

698
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:43,839
Speaker 2: clinic in Atlanta up and Buckhead called Game Day Men's Health.

699
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 2: They do free consultations to check things like testosterone levels

700
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 2: and other NPSA, but they also offer various treatments for

701
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 2: men's health and wellness. Speaking of guys, going yourself checked out.

702
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 2: He's working tirelessly on his first location, but also to

703
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 2: open a second location of Game Day Men's Health in Atlanta. So, dudes,

704
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,879
Speaker 2: if you're in Atlanta, bananimal. We got a lot of them,

705
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:08,359
Speaker 2: and you're a guy, check out Game Day Men's Health

706
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,320
Speaker 2: in Buckheat and wherever the second location is and go

707
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 2: go get yourself checked out. Yeah, there might be something

708
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 2: lacking in your life. Thumbs out gonna last, but not Lee's.

709
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 2: This one's for you. Curti b CJ wants to thumb

710
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 2: up Curdie b. CJ loves listening to podcasts in the

711
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 2: bath as a way to wind down, and Kurt's voice

712
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:31,280
Speaker 2: is the only one of all the hosts she listens

713
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 2: to that she can hear and understand underwater. CJ wants

714
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 2: other bananamals to test this out for themselves. So don't

715
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 2: drown anybody. Please take a deep breath. But if you're

716
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 2: listening to Bananas in the bathtub, go underneath and see

717
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 2: if you can hear and understand. CURTI b keep doing

718
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 2: what you do, Banana boys. So CJ thumbs up to you.

719
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:58,879
Speaker 2: Kurt cutting through the agua. It is the I don't.

720
00:37:59,040 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 1: It's the weirdest.

721
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,800
Speaker 3: It is the weirdest compliment I've ever gotten, and I

722
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,879
Speaker 3: will take it. I wish I had a T shirt

723
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 3: that said it.

724
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 2: I know we should get you one. Oh that reminds me,

725
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 2: who's thinking for whatever live shows Bananas Lives we do

726
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 2: next year wherever it is And I don't know exactly

727
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 2: what the details of this would be. But I kind

728
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:22,800
Speaker 2: of want to wear a T shirt from a local

729
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 2: business everywhere we go. So it's a great idea on

730
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,800
Speaker 2: stage and then for all the photos afterwards too. And

731
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 2: I don't know how to do it. It's not a

732
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 2: competition or a contest at all. But I wear a

733
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 2: size large. If we announce some a show in twenty

734
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 2: twenty five and you have a business in the area

735
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 2: in that within let's say one hundred miles, and you

736
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 2: want me to rock your company's shirt. Love that, send

737
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 2: it to our po box PO Box three nine three

738
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,839
Speaker 2: four eight, Los Angeles, California, nine years zero three nine,

739
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 2: And I will wear it, and I'm just gonna do it.

740
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:59,280
Speaker 2: If it shows up. I'm gonna wear it. If it's yellow,

741
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,399
Speaker 2: even better, if it's white or black, that's fine too.

742
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,720
Speaker 2: But yeah, I was just like, I think I should

743
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 2: just be rocking local small businesses.

744
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 4: I love that.

745
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 2: It's a it's a brilliant idea. Okay, well, I'll do

746
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 2: it in twenty twenty five and see how it goes.

747
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 2: But I'll just do kind of first one to hit

748
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 2: the PO box, first show wins perfect.

749
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 3: Here it is steel Nut Scandal Rocks World Conquer Championship

750
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 3: whatever that is.

751
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:24,919
Speaker 2: Who knows.

752
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 3: This was invice dot com and this was sent by

753
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 3: many many banan animals. But I will tell you right

754
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 3: now that the banana well I first saw send it

755
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 3: was Conquers.

756
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: It is day Gannam day gam.

757
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, here it is.

758
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 3: This was in Vice, written by Lewis Prada.

759
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 2: Best in the biz, best in the beeswax.

760
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,839
Speaker 3: The Conquer community has been rocked with accusations of cheating

761
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 3: during its World Conquer Championship. You're forgiven for not knowing

762
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 3: what the hell I'm talking about, because I'm just learning

763
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,240
Speaker 3: about all this myself.

764
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 2: Okay.

765
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 3: Conquer, it turns out is more than that rude and

766
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 3: raaunching Nintendo sixty four game about the sassy squirrel with

767
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:10,479
Speaker 3: a foul mouth.

768
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:11,919
Speaker 2: No idea what he's talking about.

769
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:16,720
Speaker 3: It's a fun, folksy game played in Great Britain and Ireland.

770
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 3: Players tie seeds found in horse chestnut trees known as conquers,

771
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 3: onto a string, then swing their respective conquers at the

772
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 3: opponent's conquer in an attempt to smash the opposing conquer.

773
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 3: If that made any sense to you, You're doing great, Yeah,

774
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 3: you're doing You.

775
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,800
Speaker 2: Have a great visual mind, because I'm I'm picturing something,

776
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 2: but I think I'm wrong.

777
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 3: Humans can truly turn anything into a competition. A lot

778
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 3: of you may just be finding out that there's even

779
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 3: a game based around this. Well, let me blow your

780
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 3: mind even further, but letting you know that there's a

781
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 3: World Conquer Championship for the best conquer players come together

782
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 3: find out who is the toughest nut to crack. The

783
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 3: recent championship tournament, held in Southwick, Northamptonshire Shire, became a

784
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 3: hotbed of controversy.

785
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 1: It's eighty two.

786
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 3: Year old winner David Jackins. Who is a picture of him.

787
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: He is dressed like a medieval jester.

788
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 2: Elf.

789
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could picture that with a little bit of

790
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,760
Speaker 3: a little bit of Shropshire thrown in. It's an eighty

791
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,800
Speaker 3: two year old winner. David Jackins finally took home the

792
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 3: men's title after having competed in the competition for forty years. Wow,

793
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 3: and he had never taken the men's title. His victory

794
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 3: was immediately marred with controversy when a report published in

795
00:41:55,960 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 3: the Telegraph suspected he cheated by swapping his conquer for

796
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 3: one made Adam medal. The allegations were first raised by Jackins' opponent,

797
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 3: Alastao Johnson. Ferguson love these guys who founded He's ninety

798
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:16,439
Speaker 3: thousand years old, who found it just a little hard

799
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 3: to believe that his conquer could be so easily obliterated

800
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 3: by Jackins conquer on the first strike. When tournament organizers

801
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,959
Speaker 3: searched jackins pocket after he won the tournament, they found

802
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 3: a steel conquer in one of his pockets. Jackins denies

803
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 3: having used the steel conquering competition, saying that he only

804
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 3: carried it around to entertain children.

805
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:39,919
Speaker 2: I don't know, hey.

806
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 3: For American readers, this is like when a baseball player

807
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 3: claims to have accidentally brought their corked batting practice bat

808
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 3: two again. After the discovery of the steel conquer, Jackins

809
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 3: was quoted as saying, it's impossible to cheat at conquers.

810
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 3: It's a load of nonsense. The events chairman, Jim Packer

811
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 3: took Jackins side, saying somebody's a sore loser. I think, oh,

812
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 3: the event's chairman took jack inside all right. The investigation

813
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 3: is ongoing, but event officials have already said that Jackins

814
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 3: was being closely monitored throughout the entire tournament, so it

815
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 3: seems unlikely that he could have been using an illegal

816
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,839
Speaker 3: conquer for all or even some of the time.

817
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 2: It's got to sound different, right, Like you're not hitting

818
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 2: two nuts hitting each other is very different than one

819
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 2: steal and one. It's got to sound different, is my argument.

820
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,240
Speaker 3: Also, don't understand where the conquer is when you're throwing

821
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 3: the other conquer at it. Is it on the ground

822
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 3: do they put their conquer on the ground you throw it?

823
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 3: Or is it is it hanging off something that you.

824
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 2: Well, I opened this story as you were talking, and

825
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 2: it appears like it's you swing it. You swing them

826
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 2: at each other at like chest height, like you kind

827
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:53,760
Speaker 2: of flick it. Yeah, at like It's hard to describe,

828
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 2: but it's basically like if two somebody holds their nut

829
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 2: hanging and then another person's got it and they kind

830
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 2: of whip it over and try to crack it.

831
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:02,280
Speaker 1: Crazy.

832
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 3: Okay, So and happier Conquer Championship news. A thirty four

833
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 3: year old American woman from Indianapolis name Kelsey bannce Bach

834
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 3: aka the Queen Conquer, walked away from the tournament as

835
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 3: its ultimate champion, having defeated Jackins in the cross gender finals.

836
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 3: It's the first time that America has won the competition

837
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:29,439
Speaker 3: since its inception in nineteen sixty five.

838
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 2: Whoa Banana the Week? Banana of the Week? Kelsey? I

839
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 2: know two Kelsey's and they're both fun as hell. So

840
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:40,839
Speaker 2: my opinion, everyone named Kelsey is fun as hell.

841
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 3: I mean, this is absolutely I mean, like, I have

842
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 3: so many questions. I want to watch competition, I want

843
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 3: to get into it, I want to go, I want

844
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 3: to go. This sounds fun. And everybody's real dressed up.

845
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 3: They got walnuts or chestnuts or whatever they got all

846
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:57,840
Speaker 3: over their bodies.

847
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 2: So they think this old fart cheated and finally won

848
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 2: after forty years. Okay, so I guess one he probably

849
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 2: did cheat, because why would they ever search this guy's

850
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 2: pockets if they somebody somebody said something's not right here,

851
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 2: and then they gave him the old pat down and

852
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:21,359
Speaker 2: they found the old steel conquer. M that's so he cheated. Well,

853
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 2: here's my question, he's seventy half wife.

854
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 3: How entertaining is the steel conquer for children? Do children

855
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 3: love just go ape shit for a steel conquer? I mean,

856
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 3: if the if the popularity of steel, if everybody's got

857
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 3: steel conquers in their pocket because children are just going

858
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 3: crazy for them. Maybe it's a little more understandable.

859
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't imagined. I mean unless they're really really

860
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 2: bored in this town, and maybe they are. The idea

861
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 2: of just seeing a steel nut hanging on a string,

862
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 2: if that really lights your candle, then it might be

863
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 2: time to move to the next closest city and just

864
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 2: I don't know, take a pilates class, get into something else.

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Speaker 1: That's the part that that makes me suspicious the most

866
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Speaker 1: is that that was his reasoning.

867
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you cheated, I guess I all right,

868
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 2: So when I played lacrosse, our team in Reisterstown, Maryland,

869
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,840
Speaker 2: we were young guys and we were I don't know, ten, eleven, twelve,

870
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 2: and our team name was the Lightning at that so

871
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 2: we're the Racers down Lightning. But because of just other

872
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 2: teams being waspy lacrosse players and us having the most

873
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 2: diverse team by a mile, they everybody called our team

874
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 2: the junkyard Dogs. Are you joking?

875
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 4: No?

876
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 2: So, oh yeah, I know, it's crazy, And then we

877
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,399
Speaker 2: lit them all up, so it worked. It was great,

878
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 2: Like we were the bad News Bears and we were

879
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 2: like the you know every sports movie. He was like

880
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 2: the Preps versus the Valley. We were the Valley. Yeah,

881
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 2: So to make to sort of split the difference, we

882
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:12,320
Speaker 2: ended up being the Rattlesnakes. So then we became the

883
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 2: Reister's Down Rattlesnakes, which is truly badass snakes. That is

884
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 2: a great name for any sport. So we're warming up

885
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 2: before practice and we're just running drills. We're on our

886
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:29,320
Speaker 2: half of the field and I just feel this like

887
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 2: hand on my shoulder and I look and it is

888
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 2: our goalies dad, who is older than most of the

889
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 2: other dads. He's probably sixty year old man, and he

890
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 2: has wandered out onto the field and he grabs me

891
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 2: by my shoulder and in the side of the helmet

892
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 2: and he goes, hey, Scottie, I gotta tell you something.

893
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 2: I go yeah. He goes rattle a little louder rattlesnake power,

894
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 2: and I go yeah. He goes, yeah, rattle a little

895
00:47:56,760 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 2: louder rattlesnake power, and I'm like And then he walks

896
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 2: over to another player and keeps doing that, and then

897
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,320
Speaker 2: the coaches, grown men go get off the field. What

898
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,799
Speaker 2: did you do it? I only found out about five

899
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 2: years ago that that man was a functioning alcohol When

900
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 2: you're young, you don't know that. But I just love

901
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 2: that he took the time to be like, I'm going

902
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,360
Speaker 2: to go and press these guys with something I just

903
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 2: thought of right now. But the real result was total

904
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 2: and absolute confusion in the brain of a prepebescenter. But

905
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 2: just because you know, a full helmet and so there's

906
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 2: little airhole farriers and just just warm, warm whiskey bread

907
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 2: coming in there, Rat a little louder rattlesnake power. It's

908
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 2: so cool that he thought that was awesome. And I

909
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 2: hope he's still alive. And I would you.

910
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,879
Speaker 3: Guys, would you guys say it to each other? Would

911
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 3: you guys say it to each other at games that

912
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 3: after that?

913
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:56,400
Speaker 2: It didn't go beyond that day. And honestly, just because

914
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 2: I have a good memory, I'm probably the only player

915
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 2: on that field actually take that back. I remember some

916
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 2: of the other guys like all looking at each other

917
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 2: like what did he say to you? And we all

918
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 2: said it, and we're like, oh, okay, I should make

919
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 2: that a T shirt. You should make your T shirt

920
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 2: and I should make that rat a little louder Rattlesnake

921
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 2: power Man. It was so damn good.

922
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're making a T shirt, it will

923
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:24,399
Speaker 1: be I mean that is the best.

924
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 3: That is the best part about thinking something up is

925
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 3: that you say that thing and now it is a

926
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 3: concept in the world, and it travels through time and

927
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 3: space all the way here, and then you make that

928
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 3: T shirt and that drunk thought that that weirdo had

929
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 3: now at ten am it on a Sunday morning exists

930
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 3: in the world as a physical object in so many

931
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 3: in a totally different context.

932
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 2: It's the best part about stories. Well, I think you're right.

933
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,879
Speaker 2: I'm going to honor that nameless man and his nameless son.

934
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was like a ten am before the game,

935
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 2: and that guy was just like he was ready to go.

936
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 4: You don't know.

937
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 2: When you're a kid, you don't know. And then you

938
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 2: kind of look back and you're like uncle Tippy and

939
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 2: you're like, yeah, Uncle Tippy did always kind of smell

940
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 2: like my friends and I when we get back from

941
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 2: the bars at three am. That's what Uncle Tippy's for.

942
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 1: Send us home, Scottie.

943
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 2: Hmmm. Jody from Australia, I think sent this in. Also.

944
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 2: Nick Kpeel sent this in thanks guys, Thank you guys.

945
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 2: Hackers took over robotic vacuums to chase pets around the

946
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 2: yell slurs. Oh wow, fantastic. This was in The Verge,

947
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 2: written by Wes Davis, who is the best in the

948
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 2: slur business. Someone gained access to Ecovac's d bot XC

949
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:46,799
Speaker 2: omni robotic vacuums across several US cities earlier this year

950
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 2: and used them to chase pets at yell slurs at

951
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 2: their owners.

952
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 3: I mean also that name that give me that name

953
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 3: of that robot that easy to rolls off the tongue name.

954
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 2: Oh Kurt, how could you ever forget the Ecovax d

955
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 2: bot X two omni robots vacuum. Not that it could

956
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 2: easily have been the eed x two, but no e

957
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,919
Speaker 2: d x two with be erecked out dysfunction times Yes.

958
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 2: The Outlet spoke with multiple d bot x two owners

959
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 2: who said their d bot x two's had been hacked

960
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 2: in May, including Minnesota lawyer Daniel Swinson, who said he

961
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 2: was watching TV with his family when a noise like

962
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 2: a broken radio signal started coming from his robots speaker.

963
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,839
Speaker 2: Why do they have speakers? Why that's insane. Yeah, well

964
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 2: they have to they have to go when they're all done. Yeah, yeah,

965
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 2: I have to make you feel good. Go home, he said.

966
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 2: He reset the password and reboot his robot. It began again,

967
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 2: only this time the sound was a clear voice. He

968
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 2: guessed it was a teenager's yelling slurs. Other owners from

969
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,919
Speaker 2: El Paso and Los Angeles I've heard of that said

970
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 2: that their de bot was used to antagonize a dog

971
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 2: and yelling at it and chasing it. Ekovax told the statement,

972
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 2: I told an outlet and the statement, we've identified credential

973
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 2: stuffing event. Okay, it's called a credential stuffing event. R

974
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:15,400
Speaker 2: and block that IP address from originating it or I

975
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 2: guess whoever did it can no longer do it. The

976
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:20,959
Speaker 2: company sounded found no evidence, thank goodness, that user names

977
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 2: and passwords were collected by the attacker. So anyways, it

978
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 2: was a flaw demonstrated. Ecovac said they're going to resolve it.

979
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 2: Blue blah blah. But yeah, somebody's vacuum cleaners were chasing

980
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:33,800
Speaker 2: their animals and yelling slurs. So wonderful, amazing.

981
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 3: Also, now that everything's starting to have a camera, I mean,

982
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 3: that's it that's what's happening.

983
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 2: Over, It's over. Everything has a camera now. Yeah, less

984
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:46,879
Speaker 2: smart things go back to dumb things. Get a dumb

985
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 2: vacuum that sucks forever, and that's the only way to

986
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:55,280
Speaker 2: live your life. Here's the dumb vacuums. Well, thank you Scotty,

987
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,040
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