1 00:00:01,720 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 1: So with you. Wait a minute, is this the right number. 2 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:07,240 Speaker 2: It's a laser line. Good by, Just. 3 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:10,280 Speaker 3: Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before. 4 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:13,680 Speaker 3: It works like this. Let's say a weird guy approaches. 5 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,160 Speaker 4: You while you're out at the club and uses this 6 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:19,360 Speaker 4: charming pick app line on you. Heye, sweetheart, I wish 7 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,680 Speaker 4: you are a computer so I could select all on 8 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,960 Speaker 4: your clothes and hit delete. 9 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 3: Of course I use the short cuts for there after. 10 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 4: He says that whatever you do, don't ask him what 11 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:34,559 Speaker 4: it's like to be a real life adult virgin. Instead, 12 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,839 Speaker 4: give him the number the loser line, so hopefully he 13 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 4: leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play over the air. 14 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:41,960 Speaker 3: Voicemails like this one next. 15 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:46,480 Speaker 5: Message, this is back from Hinge. I'm looking forward, Daniel. 16 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,640 Speaker 5: I'm glad we made this connection, and I'd like to 17 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:50,919 Speaker 5: get right down to. 18 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 1: It so that we can see if this is going 19 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 1: to be a fix. 20 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 5: I can meet tomorrow between twelve thirty and one thirty 21 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,920 Speaker 5: in the afternoon. Will be dressed professionally. 22 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 1: I expect discretion. 23 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 5: And you are to say you're a friend from out 24 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,839 Speaker 5: of town, nothing more. 25 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 1: No one is to know that. 26 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 5: We met online. Don't divulge any personal information about yourself, 27 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:20,920 Speaker 5: not even your name. There's to be no discussion of 28 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:27,479 Speaker 5: past relationships, politics, television shows, or movies. They're just all 29 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:32,559 Speaker 5: signs of weak minds. If these guidelines are acceptable to you, 30 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:36,959 Speaker 5: then I will see you tomorrow. If not, whatever you'll 31 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 5: know show like all the rest message. 32 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:43,760 Speaker 2: Wow, I was wondering, like, if that's who you're I 33 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 2: mean that was a higher situation, right, Is that what 34 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:46,559 Speaker 2: I I. 35 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:48,720 Speaker 4: Was wondering if that's what Brooks dates are like with 36 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 4: her husband, Like, you will not make eye contact with me. 37 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 3: No one will know we are together? 38 00:01:59,360 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 1: Is our anniverse? 39 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:09,400 Speaker 2: You really get him? It's so weird any clients. 40 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:18,360 Speaker 1: Next message, Hi, It's it's me. Remember you ran me 41 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 1: over with your shopping cart the other day in the store, 42 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:25,680 Speaker 1: and you promised you'd pay my medical bills. I just 43 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:28,960 Speaker 1: got back from the doctors, and there's good news that 44 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:32,080 Speaker 1: they were able to save my big toenail. They glued 45 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,840 Speaker 1: it right back on. Thank god I saw it on 46 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,240 Speaker 1: the ground and picked it up, or I'd have to 47 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 1: grow a new one back. But I don't want you 48 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:42,360 Speaker 1: to feel too filthy about this. But you should be 49 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 1: more careful. But anyway, the medical bill it came out 50 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 1: to seven hundred and fourteen dollars and the foot creams 51 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: and extra costs. So could you send me a money 52 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 1: order or or need to go through your insurance. I 53 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,959 Speaker 1: don't know, it's up to you. Just let me know. 54 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 3: Sky wearing flip flops in the wal Mart or something. 55 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 2: Everybody, do you know how many big toenails I've lost 56 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 2: in my life? 57 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 3: A lot? 58 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 2: Okay, you wouldn't have saved it, yo, you just throw 59 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,919 Speaker 2: it away. You get to grow a new one. Your 60 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 2: feet are amazing that way. 61 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 3: You came into the clinic with a toenail on ice, 62 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:24,960 Speaker 3: like please. 63 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:27,920 Speaker 2: The way I get rid of the toenail polish that 64 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 2: I never. 65 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 3: Speaking of feet. 66 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 4: You know who just got runner up at the National 67 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,840 Speaker 4: Entertainment Awards for Best Tootsi's and Terrestrial Radio. 68 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:41,720 Speaker 3: It wasn't us. We were hoping to get that. 69 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 4: Instead, we just got the award for most Classless TikTok channel. 70 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:48,360 Speaker 3: Yes, and you should go there to. 71 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 4: See the top loser line of the week and a 72 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 4: bunch of more low brow, classless content that we throw 73 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 4: up on there. 74 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:55,600 Speaker 3: Every single day. 75 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 2: Lane. 76 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 4: That's we'd be honored to have you be a part 77 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 4: of our tikto channel. 78 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 3: Now let's get back to the clips. 79 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 6: Hi, Ryan, this is I cannot wait to see you again. 80 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 6: But in the meantime, I just wanted to do something 81 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 6: really intimate for us. And I know a lot of 82 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,479 Speaker 6: girls would send their their nudes or whatever, but it's 83 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,320 Speaker 6: not the kind of gal I am. I'm a little different. 84 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:26,839 Speaker 6: So I made you a sculpture of my body, and 85 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 6: I think that's a little more personal. Honestly, it's than 86 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,400 Speaker 6: a picture. That's the one of a kind piece of 87 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:35,720 Speaker 6: art as well as an image of myself. So if 88 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 6: you text me back your address or whatever, I will 89 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:41,360 Speaker 6: overnight that to you. I think you will like what 90 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:46,360 Speaker 6: you see. Maybe at some point I can make this 91 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,040 Speaker 6: like a matching set, you know, call me back. 92 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 2: To keep that in your house. If that arrives a 93 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,719 Speaker 2: nude statue of somebody. 94 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,080 Speaker 4: Right in the entrance, I bet ye. 95 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:05,040 Speaker 3: Talking to two girls at the same time. Check out 96 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 3: my new girlfriend. 97 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,880 Speaker 2: I hope she can do another one, send one over 98 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 2: to us. 99 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:14,359 Speaker 3: I mean, do Jeffrey like Michaelangelo's David. I love that big. 100 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:21,039 Speaker 7: What's up, Marianne, it's you're about to take a ride 101 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:25,960 Speaker 7: on the blam train, because remember I mentioned I do 102 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:29,239 Speaker 7: the announcements on the train at the zoo, all. 103 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 8: Aboard Chuka chuk chuk chuk chuk a chunk chuk chu 104 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 8: chuk a joke, And let's see what do we have 105 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,800 Speaker 8: up here on our left? Why it's our first date 106 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 8: this Friday at Chewi's. What a charming little booth I've 107 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 8: found near the window, and what a charming personality I 108 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:49,640 Speaker 8: brought along with me. Anyway, continuing on the blame train. 109 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,480 Speaker 1: Chuk a chuka chik chika, Chuka chuka chika, Chicken. 110 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,520 Speaker 8: Oh, what's here on the right? Oh, it's that's me 111 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:57,240 Speaker 8: picking up the check and it looks like I got 112 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 8: to three for twenty five deal. What a prudent decision financially, 113 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:05,720 Speaker 8: I must be pretty smart. Joka joka? 114 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 1: Oh? 115 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,920 Speaker 7: What else up here on the left? 116 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:10,640 Speaker 1: Does that make up? Point? 117 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:12,719 Speaker 7: Full speed ahead? 118 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:16,200 Speaker 8: I say, chok ach Oh, looks like your dad's hiding 119 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:22,159 Speaker 8: behind a bush. I'm totally kidding about the dad part, 120 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:25,920 Speaker 8: but I seriously would like to take you out, and uh, 121 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:28,160 Speaker 8: you know, if it goes well, I could get you 122 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:29,680 Speaker 8: half off past this to the zoo. 123 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,960 Speaker 1: So uh call back to train, Chicken. 124 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:41,640 Speaker 2: We are all on board the baby I buy a ticket, 125 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:42,200 Speaker 2: I love it. 126 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, make it for free. 127 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:48,520 Speaker 5: An announcement. 128 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:53,840 Speaker 2: It's a prudent financial decision, he told himself. 129 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,440 Speaker 4: Remember, listen to lose a line regularly, this time every week, 130 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,440 Speaker 4: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey 131 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,280 Speaker 4: TikTok page so we can hear our favorite loser. 132 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 3: Line every single week. Right there, We're gonna do a 133 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:03,840 Speaker 3: phone tap 134 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,480 Speaker 5: Next Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.