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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back Earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse speaking.

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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and everybody knows

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Speaker 1: the true spirit of the holidays is about being with family,

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Speaker 1: spreading joy and confessing to horrible things that you've done

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Speaker 1: every day of your life the season. Yay Christmas. And

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Speaker 1: in keeping with that holiday spirit, we have some listeners

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Speaker 1: who want to tell us about their past for a

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Speaker 1: special holiday edition of The Mass Speaker, starting with a

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Speaker 1: woman who's going by the name Connie today. So Connie,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, guys, Hello everybody.

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Speaker 2: Connie, you sound like a joyful person, even with a

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Speaker 2: voice changer on. Connie, great, greats my soul.

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Speaker 1: It's very dark, but the word the rus is working

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Speaker 1: all right, Connie, voice changer is on. You are now

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Speaker 1: the Mass Speaker, So whenever you're ready, go ahead. Let's

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Speaker 1: hear your confession.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I've been working almost fifteen years at my company.

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Speaker 3: Oh congratulations, thank you, and every year, of course we

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Speaker 3: do Secret Santa like most companies.

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Speaker 1: Right yeah, god Brook, why do you sound so defeated?

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Speaker 2: Those are always so much work. You end up getting

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Speaker 2: something there?

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Speaker 1: Are you the reason we stop doing this. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: it's there, like a ten dollars gift or something you

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Speaker 1: have to buy for somebody. Sorry for asking a little

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Speaker 1: bit of effort on the holidays, so.

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Speaker 2: Much other effort that also has to happen anyway, continue, Conye, Connie, Sorry, I.

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Speaker 3: Do worries, No worries. So you know, unlike most companies,

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Speaker 3: our company has a strict rule that during Secret Santa,

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Speaker 3: you're never allowed to tell who.

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Speaker 1: Who your secret Santa was.

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Speaker 3: Okay, ever, right even after the holidays, after opened the gift.

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Speaker 2: Why are they so adamant about it? Do you know?

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Speaker 3: I don't really remember why?

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Speaker 1: Okay, probably Connie's company. Everyone's just terrible.

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Speaker 3: Gift giver, maybe so, But all right, so going on

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Speaker 3: one year, I drew my boss's name. Okay, I despise him,

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Speaker 3: so maybe that.

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Speaker 2: Whole congrats on fifteen years. Was it the right thing

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Speaker 2: to say? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I think no. The thing is I don't really have

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Speaker 3: to interact with him much, so that's how what gets

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Speaker 3: me through. But when I do have to interact with him,

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Speaker 3: if you make one mistake, I mean, he's such a

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Speaker 3: micro manager, and on top of it, he's always man

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Speaker 3: explaining everything to me that's annoying.

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Speaker 1: Explains that interesting. You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Explain something very obvious.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's normally very obvious. You're not a big fan

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Speaker 1: of your boss, obviously.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: That's hard to do when you have him as the

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Speaker 1: secret Sanda, Like, what do you do?

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Speaker 3: Well, it sounds like I have to get a gift

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Speaker 3: for him, you know, and I wouldn't want to give

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Speaker 3: him a gift of any time. Okay, ing long, I remember.

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Speaker 1: Answer the imagineering door to your mind. Open the door, Conny,

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Speaker 1: what's back there?

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Speaker 3: I was trying to make it like Christmas.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, it's.

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Speaker 3: So I remember that no one can reveal who the

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Speaker 3: secret Santa is, So I kind of have like a

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Speaker 3: little end to do whatever I want gift wise, never be.

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Speaker 2: Found, as is your opportunity for a little revenge, is

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Speaker 2: what it sounds like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, well I'll just tell you what it did

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Speaker 3: and you can take.

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Speaker 1: It from there. Okay.

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Speaker 3: I gave him a gift, and the gift was I

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Speaker 3: baked him chocolate brownies, which are I have a great

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Speaker 3: recipe for, only I added an extra ingredient.

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Speaker 1: Not double chocolate chocolate. I bet he's a diabetic.

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Speaker 2: Either that he's a Labrador Retriever and he's gonna.

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Speaker 3: Do I ground a dog biscuit. I thought there was

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Speaker 3: going to be something else and he loved it.

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Speaker 2: I was king.

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Speaker 3: I thought like he would be this tastes weird or no,

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Speaker 3: take a bite and not he ate the entire.

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Speaker 1: Chocolate anything.

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Speaker 2: That suddenly he's going around the office sniffing everyone's butts.

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Speaker 3: So now every Christmas, whether I have his name or not,

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Speaker 3: I thank him Brownie radio.

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Speaker 2: Watch him eat them all.

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Speaker 3: That is my new holiday this Christmas.

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Speaker 1: You hear the joy in her voice. I know it's

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Speaker 1: pretty funny and it's like not gonna make him sick,

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Speaker 1: maybe just slightly illegal. I'd watch out, don't get caught.

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Speaker 1: And none of you curious what those brownies taste like.

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Speaker 1: And they sound like they might actually.

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Speaker 3: Become a Brooks cooking Wow.

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Speaker 1: Connie, Well, thank you for sharing that with us. Happy holidays.

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Speaker 3: By the way, thank you guys for letting me get

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Speaker 3: that off my chip. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: We're definitely yeah, we're not opening any gifts that come

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Speaker 1: from Connie this year. Text into seven eighty five nine too.

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Speaker 1: If you have a confession you've been holding on to

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Speaker 1: will hid your identity, mask your voice, and make you

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Speaker 1: the next mass speaker. We got your phone tab coming

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Speaker 1: up right after this