WEBVTT - Episode 123: No Job No Life

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<v Speaker 1>Gambling was something that I did.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

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<v Speaker 1>One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.

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<v Speaker 1>One bet, another bet, another bet.

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<v Speaker 2>Without doing the actual gambling.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a coward.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easy to have a scapegoat and now join my

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<v Speaker 1>bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I

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<v Speaker 1>have friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's Dan Patrick.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Larry, how are you okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Dan?

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<v Speaker 5>How are you doing, buddy?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good, I'm good. I was having beers with one

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<v Speaker 1>of your friends, John Nolan last night. We were talking

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<v Speaker 1>about you, and we want to know when you're coming

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<v Speaker 1>up again. And John Nolan said, you might be afraid

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<v Speaker 1>to come up because the shape you were in the

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<v Speaker 1>last time you came up, when you ran into the

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<v Speaker 1>guys on the gambling podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>I doubt, I doubt. I'm afraid, Dan. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 5>think when can I come up there? The next month

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<v Speaker 5>is pretty busy.

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<v Speaker 1>Here is no way, Larry. You don't have a schedule,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have a job, Your wife doesn't have a job.

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<v Speaker 1>All you do is drive your wife and her sister around.

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<v Speaker 5>My wife retired last week. So this is we're just

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<v Speaker 5>we're wrapping up the first week of her being here

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<v Speaker 5>every day with me.

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<v Speaker 1>More reason for you to want to come up.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, way better, Way better than I expected it to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that she's around all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, she's not stressed out and having to get up

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<v Speaker 5>to go to work. It's happy hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Larry, it's been a week, doesn't Doesn't do you think

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<v Speaker 1>she has to start drinking earlier just to be around you.

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<v Speaker 5>She never had a problem with that.

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<v Speaker 4>Stand Yeah, me neither.

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<v Speaker 3>What does she drink, Larry, while you're drinking bud?

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<v Speaker 5>She You only want to know every season she changes.

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<v Speaker 5>Right now, she's mixing guinness and lining Coogle summer shanties.

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<v Speaker 5>What s you should see? The looks I get from

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<v Speaker 5>the bartend is when I order them. It's unbelievable. Well,

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<v Speaker 5>it takes like asphalt to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were going to say something else.

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<v Speaker 5>I couldn't drink a Guinness on a bet, it's just horrible.

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<v Speaker 5>She likes it, but she wants to mix it with

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<v Speaker 5>some kind of fruity ship.

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<v Speaker 1>So wait, when we went to Ireland, you didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>guinness any of those nights.

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<v Speaker 5>Never wow when we do when we went, when we went,

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<v Speaker 5>I had Budweiser every night. The first time I went

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<v Speaker 5>on the golf trip. Before that, I drank Smittics over

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<v Speaker 5>there was the only one I could college.

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<v Speaker 4>Cost in Ireland versus against it's like getting like an

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<v Speaker 4>I p a, Yeah, what's is there a different? It's

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<v Speaker 4>got to be right.

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<v Speaker 5>My daughter and her fiance drink Corona down here and

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<v Speaker 5>they're like eight dollars a bottle. It's an import. They

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<v Speaker 5>couldn't give that away twenty years.

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<v Speaker 1>Ago, and they told the staff was gonna help it.

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<v Speaker 4>Fucking bullshit.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh try.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of drinking, Mike Gundhy, the Oklahoma state head coach,

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<v Speaker 1>he said that he is driven drunk one thousand times

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<v Speaker 1>after his star running back Ali Gordon got a dui.

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<v Speaker 1>You know sometimes when these coaches say things locally like

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<v Speaker 1>it plays well locally in Oklahoma, yeah, yes, yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>outside of Oklahoma, it doesn't play well at all. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>Oli Gordon. He rushed for seventeen hundred yards I think

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<v Speaker 1>had twenty one touchdowns. And Mike Gundhy, I think his

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<v Speaker 1>quoted is saying, hey, you got off light because you

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<v Speaker 1>make a lot of money playing football. Yeah, that's not

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<v Speaker 1>a good quote. No, and then when he says, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>it happens you drive. I did it thousand times. So

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<v Speaker 1>what happens when the next play, Let's say this player

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<v Speaker 1>was the third string running back.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, he's bouncy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, have fun of Southwest Oklahoma State. Now, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 4>I will say I'm a defender of the mullet. I

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<v Speaker 4>think he's a lot smarter than people accuse him of.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a masterclass in misdirection. We are all talking

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<v Speaker 4>about a drunk driving man with a bullet as opposed

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<v Speaker 4>to the college kid who got pulled over for a DdO.

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<v Speaker 4>That's all we're doing. So this is a bait and switch. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and Oklahoma has three two beers, so you could have

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<v Speaker 4>like twelve of those in drive and be fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, and he blew, didn't he blow? Like point one?

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<v Speaker 3>So like it was very close to the limit.

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<v Speaker 4>But we're talking about Gundhy, not him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, well okay, So and you've done this before

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<v Speaker 1>where you've done something stupid and you probably blame somebody

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<v Speaker 1>else to then deflect.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Usually my kids I just put the blame on

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<v Speaker 4>them for.

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<v Speaker 2>Drunk driving for everything.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, why do you think I was drinking? You get

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<v Speaker 4>the roommate thinking about did you see she was up

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<v Speaker 4>later that she should have been talking back to us

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<v Speaker 4>all this shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I have been around your youngest and I might

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<v Speaker 1>start drinking early too.

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<v Speaker 4>He's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>He is crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me recap here because Shay said he killed it.

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<v Speaker 1>He won three units. That was two weeks ago, and

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<v Speaker 1>now you're at minus one and a half.

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<v Speaker 4>The dominated soccer Danny. I've just I've got the insight.

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<v Speaker 4>I know what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well we'll get to that. Dylan. Your minus twenty

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<v Speaker 1>six and a half. Yeah, but you won two units.

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<v Speaker 3>Kind of forgot about that number actually, and then I

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<v Speaker 3>saw it today and I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Bad, Larry is up twenty six and a half units

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<v Speaker 1>part of this show? How great is that?

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<v Speaker 3>Larry's a fifty two units ahead of me?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you guys know I saw the NBA Rookie of

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<v Speaker 1>the Year aunt and this has to be an overreaction

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<v Speaker 1>to a summer league game. You know who the favorite

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<v Speaker 1>is to win the Rookie of the Year in the NBA. No,

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<v Speaker 1>just take a guess, and you probably can't guess. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not Bronnie James. Yeah, but you probably can't guess because

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<v Speaker 1>you can't name more than what three players who went

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<v Speaker 1>in the draft. Zach Edy of Purdue odds on favorite.

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<v Speaker 3>He was like a don't draft guy too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but he went. He went to Memphis. He's a

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<v Speaker 1>lottery pick. But he had a big night the other night.

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<v Speaker 1>Paulie was all in on Zach Aedy. These guys got

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<v Speaker 1>him at fourteen points nine rebounds. Like, just throwing it

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<v Speaker 1>out there, anything to recap Bad Larry, since you're up

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<v Speaker 1>considerably over everybody else.

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<v Speaker 5>I just want to point out I think I'm up

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<v Speaker 5>fifty three units on Dylan. Right, he's down twenty six

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<v Speaker 5>and a half and I'm up twenty six hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up, right, He's.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, he's right coming out of me with math the

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<v Speaker 5>Harvard of the Midwest. Yeah, I don't even remember who

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<v Speaker 5>we bet on.

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<v Speaker 4>Colorado's not in the Midwest.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the Mountain West. Yeah, Spain and Italy under two

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<v Speaker 1>and a half goals and Shay is this was your call?

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<v Speaker 4>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>And then bad Larry jumped on that. Just didn't he

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<v Speaker 1>get credit for this ray That Bad Larry had that

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<v Speaker 1>pick as well.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't give it to bad Larry, Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good, okay, but but Shay broke this down and

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<v Speaker 1>you hit it right on the head.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Yeah. The father of Mexico versus the European Mexico.

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<v Speaker 4>They didn't want to compete against each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, okay, anything else that needs to be mentioned.

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<v Speaker 1>This was when the Travelers was going on and Sun

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<v Speaker 1>Jay m top ten for Dylan, congratulations, finally you lost

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<v Speaker 1>every other bet.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn, let's not let's not get buried.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, you got Lewis Hamilton podium finish. He

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<v Speaker 1>ended up winning one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and actually that is like kind of a no

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<v Speaker 3>brainer bet. It's like if he was to win one race,

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<v Speaker 3>it would be the one in England.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me see anything else, Shay, you didn't do too bad.

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<v Speaker 1>You missed a base one, baseball one. You're hanging in there.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the most green true.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah. So this week we start with Larry. Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>we have the Scottish Open first round going on.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, I haven't checked that yet, but I sent that

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<v Speaker 5>in last night on Hadeki Top twenty, top ten and

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<v Speaker 5>top five. The same guy who gave me that, Neil

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<v Speaker 5>Shipley Low amateur. A couple of weeks ago. He said

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<v Speaker 5>take them thirty two to one to win it all.

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<v Speaker 5>But I chickened out on that. So I went one

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<v Speaker 5>unit top twenty, one unit, top ten, one unit top

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<v Speaker 5>five on Hideki Massiamu and I have go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I have the odds to win the Scottish Open.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Rory. Then it's Xanders Shaffley, Ludwig Oberg Hobert, and

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<v Speaker 1>then it's Colin Moorekawa and then Victor Hovelin. So no

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<v Speaker 1>Hadeki Matsuyama. So all right, Matt Suyama, Suyama Baseball, you

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<v Speaker 1>got a few of them in here.

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<v Speaker 5>Four games my mets. Of course, I got to bet

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<v Speaker 5>them against the Nationals, the Reds against the Rockies, the

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<v Speaker 5>Philly against the Dodgers, and I'm going to take the

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<v Speaker 5>Braves at the Diamondbacks. I don't know why I threw

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<v Speaker 5>that one in there, but Max, that's why. Right right,

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<v Speaker 5>there's somebody calling in never mind, So those one unit,

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<v Speaker 5>where are you now? At my house? I'm going to

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<v Speaker 5>meet ames a boy at Raised in twenty minutes. This

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<v Speaker 5>is Jimmy Carmody calling and you, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 5>you know him.

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<v Speaker 4>Damn.

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<v Speaker 5>Another friend of mine probably wants to bet something, Dan.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know him?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this the like the Princeton guys.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, it's it's Philly Carmody's brother. Yes, okay, but not

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<v Speaker 5>Harmony the guy mine, just little older them.

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<v Speaker 1>Whenever you're with Larry down in his hometown, he makes

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<v Speaker 1>it seem like you remember everybody. He'll just bring up

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's name. You remember Tommy, I'll go, I don't remember Tommy.

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy and and you got you know, Jimmy, and then Mike. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember them.

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<v Speaker 4>So that this is what he does. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I told you about the this Carmody. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>what else do you have here?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay? So you got my brains over the Diamondbacks, then

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<v Speaker 5>I want my petere A Lonzo went home run Derby again.

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<v Speaker 5>I will not be betting that, but I'll take one

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<v Speaker 5>year on a shell.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I can't bet.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't bet the Derby.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Shay, yeah, Danny, right, Uh Wimbledon, that's tennis.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you losing weight?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I think so.

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<v Speaker 3>You look a little self. Yeah, you do.

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<v Speaker 4>Quit drinking. You're drinking two thousand calories a day, Danny.

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<v Speaker 4>It's pretty easy to lose weight. Yeah, okay, yeah right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>How's your wife the roommate, Yeah, well, not great for me.

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<v Speaker 4>She's doing fucking fantastic. She's in the Berkshires now with

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<v Speaker 4>the kids. Oh, she's just fucking pinging me with Zillow.

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<v Speaker 4>Listing is over and over. But you're you're on scholarship here. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>She wants to get a house in the Berkshers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but are you going out tonight or oh hell no, Danny, No,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely not this afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, here's a problem.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm supposed to be in the Berkshers tomorrow, so I

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<v Speaker 4>got to take off in the morning. So I know

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<v Speaker 4>me and I know if I start drinking now or

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<v Speaker 4>this morning, then I'm gonna pick up some refreshments from

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<v Speaker 4>a good guy I know in Bridgeport, and I'll be

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<v Speaker 4>up for the next day in the drive. And then

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<v Speaker 4>i'll show up in the roommate and I'll be scatterbrained

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<v Speaker 4>and she'll be like, do you want to eat lunch? Like,

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<v Speaker 4>I can't eat anything. It'll have to force down food.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the worst.

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<v Speaker 3>Just tell her you're taking a zempic.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that'll work.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, I was like the fattest crackhead you've ever met.

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<v Speaker 4>Because I'd be up for three days and then I

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<v Speaker 4>would eat for three days. It was just a vicious do.

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<v Speaker 3>The Michael Phelps daily for three days afterwards.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no problem, no problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but you look like you're losing a little wind.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah I am, Danny. It's a drinking. I ain't drinking

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<v Speaker 4>no more. Here we go, okay, So, uh, what do

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<v Speaker 4>you have for me? Because I'm not drinking and I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gambling my face off. So I got about fifteen bets

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<v Speaker 4>today because the only joy I have in life anymore. Uh, Tennis,

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<v Speaker 4>I got the Russian Medvedev. Baseball got the Communists plus

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<v Speaker 4>one hundred, raised plus one hundred and white flight Lane

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<v Speaker 4>one twenty against Arizona with Larry Wait.

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<v Speaker 1>So the Blue Jays are the Communists.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it's Canada, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Canada. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Well you're probably a comedy well commie adjacent, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Well then sign me up. Oh god, I love Canada.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going there in November, to Toronto.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's great. Say that, and then you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>go through customs and then they're going to go, oh okay, hi, comrade,

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<v Speaker 1>my comrade, I don't step beside here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, if you have had a couple of duies.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think they'll let yet.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have any deweies. I never got caught. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>Gundy can't catch me. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So you got Blue Jays and you got the Rays.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. And then White Flight lane one twenty at Arizona

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<v Speaker 4>and that's Atlanta. Yep. Then went to Cobb County. Left

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<v Speaker 4>the they did. They ran from Atlanta. They went to

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<v Speaker 4>Cobb County. Sons of bitches, they Escapedmack.

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<v Speaker 1>It's true.

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<v Speaker 4>It took all that tax revenue. Basters could have built

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<v Speaker 4>downtown easily. Fucking bums on DP.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry hold on, not to cut you off, but Turner

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<v Speaker 1>Field was open for like twenty years and then they left.

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<v Speaker 4>Wasn't it the Olympic Stadium, So.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not that old.

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<v Speaker 1>It felt like they left in the middle of the night. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like the Baltimore Colts. Yes, we're not leaving.

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<v Speaker 4>Vote in Cobb County. It's bullshit.

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<v Speaker 1>And White Flight going out to Alfaretta far When I

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<v Speaker 1>lived in Atlanta, if somebody lived in Alpharetta, they had horses,

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<v Speaker 1>they were Alga not anymore. Oh man, it is that

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<v Speaker 1>is beautiful out there in Alfaretta. Okay, golf, uh yeah

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<v Speaker 1>ev r that's Eric van Ruin.

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<v Speaker 4>Ryan to win plus nine thousand. Min wo Lee. This

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<v Speaker 4>is my sneaky love pick here. I just love the name.

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<v Speaker 4>Was playing pretty good goal plus three thousand. Wyndham Clark

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<v Speaker 4>plus five thousand, and then soccer Danny, I got the

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<v Speaker 4>Imperialists to beat Spain plus two thirty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Colonizing is back. I got a couple of pies to

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<v Speaker 1>the face. I bet on this because I thought Brownie

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<v Speaker 1>might go first round, and I gave the dan Nets

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<v Speaker 1>a chance to bet. They all four pies, isn't it

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<v Speaker 1>each Dannet? And so Paulie said, if England I can,

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<v Speaker 1>I can take two pies on Friday and I can

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<v Speaker 1>hedge my bet that if England wins, then that's it,

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<v Speaker 1>that my bet is settled. But if not, then I

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<v Speaker 1>have to take four pies on Monday. So I've got England.

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<v Speaker 1>I got something at stake at the time.

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<v Speaker 3>Skin in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah now I'm back gambling, Yeah, gambling pies finally, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you got a home run Derby.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, Danny, I'm not even close to done. Ti

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<v Speaker 4>Oscar plus twelve hundred. Marcelo Zooma plus four twenty five,

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<v Speaker 4>and then the Golden Shot Old Gunner plus five point fifty.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I got a parlay for the ladies. I

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<v Speaker 4>got nothing to do, Danny h Liberty Fever in Minnesota

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<v Speaker 4>plus four ninety eight. It's a parlay, Danny money. When

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<v Speaker 4>parlay hit it, I might even stop over tonight. You should.

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<v Speaker 4>I got it. I'm cooking, Oh, Boys Club, I'm cooking. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm making salsa, make of my own chips, and I'm

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<v Speaker 4>doing carne asada. I got a marinate right now in

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<v Speaker 4>orange juice, and shit, what are we drinking nothing? Athletic Brewery,

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<v Speaker 4>you're doing that? They should fucking sponsor me. By the way,

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<v Speaker 4>they're in Milford, Danny, Oh, I give them a call.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Well, if anybody with Athletic brew Company that

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<v Speaker 1>wants to sponsor, saying, I don't know if they want

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<v Speaker 1>to have their name attention, you might not.

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<v Speaker 4>You might don't drink losing weight?

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<v Speaker 1>What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 3>You're more of an insure guy, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>But what happens when you start drinking again, Well, then

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<v Speaker 1>we'll know that Athletic Brewery doesn't really work.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it work because I'm methadone yea to me, it

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<v Speaker 2>tastes like real beer.

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<v Speaker 1>It's your shit does all right, Dylan.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go, all right for my home run derby.

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<v Speaker 3>Bet I got Gunner Henderson as well. Plus five hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm taking the brew Crew today against the Pirates straight up,

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<v Speaker 3>plus one hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here's the problem. Paul Skeens is on the show tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he's like, he's like, that was almost I know,

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<v Speaker 1>Todd does this. Fritzy has a terrible track record of

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<v Speaker 1>getting somebody on the day before they're going to be on.

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<v Speaker 1>And Paul Skeens is five and oh this season, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's erased two point one two. The over understrike counts

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<v Speaker 1>seven and a half.

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<v Speaker 3>Like this, think of that, Like this is just it's there,

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<v Speaker 3>It's there for the taking. You know, something has to

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<v Speaker 3>go south.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, because Fritzy booked.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the mush of all mush.

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<v Speaker 4>He is a mush.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Wimbledon, you got anything?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I got a parlay for the semifinals. Carlos alcarezm

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<v Speaker 3>money line and Djokovic money line minus two fifteen and

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<v Speaker 3>two units on that. That's I mean, that's got to

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<v Speaker 3>be basically a gimme right, the two of them are

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<v Speaker 3>in the final.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, sounds like an upset's coming. What else?

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<v Speaker 3>And then the Copa America I've got I'm taking a

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<v Speaker 3>draw in the Canada Uruguay game. Okay plus three twenty

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<v Speaker 3>and then Argentina money line against Colombia plus one twenty five.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Then that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm being smart this week.

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<v Speaker 4>M all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So Shane Irving Podcasts, Yeah, I'm recording tonight, Danny ooh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about Oh I don't know why we don't

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<v Speaker 1>talk about it on this show besides fear, but the

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<v Speaker 1>political market right now?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Oh, it's on fire, Danny. Who's dropping out, who's

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<v Speaker 4>stepping up, who's getting arrested? It's all kinds of shit

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<v Speaker 4>we can bet on.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, who is going to be Trump's vice president?

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<v Speaker 4>That is a fantastic question. I have money on JD.

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<v Speaker 4>Vance and Younkin out of Virginia, one of the most

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<v Speaker 4>prolific fundraisers in political history.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, who is going to be the Democratic nomination?

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<v Speaker 4>See this is where I put early money on Big

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<v Speaker 4>Gretch out of Michigan a long time ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're right.

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<v Speaker 3>My mom's on the big gretch.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm on the big I mean, that's smart money for me.

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<v Speaker 4>That was a long time ago gretch over Kamela. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>but I think Camel is going to get it. I

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<v Speaker 4>think it's just an easy transfer of funds from the campaign.

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<v Speaker 1>Gavin Newsome vice president.

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<v Speaker 4>No, he would never take that. Do you think he

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<v Speaker 4>would accept that?

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<v Speaker 1>He would just wait and then his former girlfriend or

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<v Speaker 1>former wife is Jill Foyle or whatever the hell Gil

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<v Speaker 1>Foyle is Don jus girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 4>They talk about bisexuality, but they don't talk about this

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<v Speaker 4>kind of I mean, oh my politically, my politically, I

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<v Speaker 4>mean she was a hardcore Democrat.

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<v Speaker 3>She was married a Gaven Newsom fuck yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they never pro created. Yeah yeah, but now she's

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<v Speaker 1>Don Junior's fiance.

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<v Speaker 4>Fonce or something. He left his family. He had four

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<v Speaker 4>kids in shocking development.

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<v Speaker 1>So Shay and Irving, wherever you get your podcast, For

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<v Speaker 1>the entire staff that makes this program, I got to

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<v Speaker 1>blame somebody. So you got Ray, the producer, Marvin is

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<v Speaker 1>here running the equipment. You've got Dylan, you've got Shay,

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<v Speaker 1>and you've got bad Larry. Thanks for joining us. Have

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<v Speaker 1>a spectacular sporting weekend and we'll talk to you next week.