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Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.

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Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

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Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a

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Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.

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Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.

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Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.

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Speaker 3: You're a coward.

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Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now join my

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Speaker 1: bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I

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Speaker 1: have friends.

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Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.

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Speaker 1: Hey Larry, how are you okay?

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Speaker 4: Dan?

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Speaker 5: How are you doing, buddy?

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Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. I was having beers with one

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Speaker 1: of your friends, John Nolan last night. We were talking

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Speaker 1: about you, and we want to know when you're coming

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Speaker 1: up again. And John Nolan said, you might be afraid

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Speaker 1: last time you came up, when you ran into the

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Speaker 1: guys on the gambling podcast.

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Speaker 5: I doubt, I doubt. I'm afraid, Dan. I'm trying to

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Speaker 5: think when can I come up there? The next month

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Speaker 5: is pretty busy.

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Speaker 1: Here is no way, Larry. You don't have a schedule,

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Speaker 1: you don't have a job, Your wife doesn't have a job.

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Speaker 1: All you do is drive your wife and her sister around.

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Speaker 5: My wife retired last week. So this is we're just

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Speaker 5: we're wrapping up the first week of her being here

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Speaker 5: every day with me.

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Speaker 1: More reason for you to want to come up.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, way better, Way better than I expected it to be.

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Speaker 1: Oh that she's around all the time.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she's not stressed out and having to get up

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Speaker 5: to go to work. It's happy hour.

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Speaker 1: Larry, it's been a week, doesn't Doesn't do you think

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Speaker 1: she has to start drinking earlier just to be around you.

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Speaker 5: She never had a problem with that.

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Speaker 4: Stand Yeah, me neither.

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Speaker 3: What does she drink, Larry, while you're drinking bud?

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Speaker 5: She You only want to know every season she changes.

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Speaker 5: Right now, she's mixing guinness and lining Coogle summer shanties.

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Speaker 5: What s you should see? The looks I get from

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Speaker 5: the bartend is when I order them. It's unbelievable. Well,

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Speaker 5: it takes like asphalt to me.

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say something else.

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Speaker 5: I couldn't drink a Guinness on a bet, it's just horrible.

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Speaker 5: She likes it, but she wants to mix it with

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Speaker 5: some kind of fruity ship.

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Speaker 1: So wait, when we went to Ireland, you didn't have

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Speaker 5: Never wow when we do when we went, when we went,

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Speaker 5: I had Budweiser every night. The first time I went

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Speaker 5: on the golf trip. Before that, I drank Smittics over

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Speaker 5: there was the only one I could college.

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Speaker 4: Cost in Ireland versus against it's like getting like an

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Speaker 4: I p a, Yeah, what's is there a different? It's

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Speaker 5: My daughter and her fiance drink Corona down here and

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Speaker 5: they're like eight dollars a bottle. It's an import. They

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Speaker 1: Ago, and they told the staff was gonna help it.

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Speaker 4: Fucking bullshit.

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Speaker 5: Uh try.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of drinking, Mike Gundhy, the Oklahoma state head coach,

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Speaker 1: he said that he is driven drunk one thousand times

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Speaker 1: after his star running back Ali Gordon got a dui.

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Speaker 1: You know sometimes when these coaches say things locally like

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Speaker 1: quoted is saying, hey, you got off light because you

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Speaker 1: make a lot of money playing football. Yeah, that's not

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Speaker 1: a good quote. No, and then when he says, hey,

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's bouncy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, have fun of Southwest Oklahoma State. Now, yes, yes,

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Speaker 4: I will say I'm a defender of the mullet. I

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Speaker 4: This is a masterclass in misdirection. We are all talking

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Speaker 4: That's all we're doing. So this is a bait and switch. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: and Oklahoma has three two beers, so you could have

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Speaker 3: Well, and he blew, didn't he blow? Like point one?

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Speaker 3: So like it was very close to the limit.

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Speaker 4: But we're talking about Gundhy, not him.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well okay, So and you've done this before

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Usually my kids I just put the blame on

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Speaker 2: Drunk driving for everything.

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Speaker 4: Well, why do you think I was drinking? You get

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Speaker 4: all this shit.

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Speaker 1: Well, I have been around your youngest and I might

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Speaker 4: He's crazy.

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Speaker 1: He is crazy.

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 1: Let me recap here because Shay said he killed it.

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Speaker 1: He won three units. That was two weeks ago, and

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Speaker 4: The dominated soccer Danny. I've just I've got the insight.

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Speaker 4: I know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well we'll get to that. Dylan. Your minus twenty

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Speaker 1: six and a half. Yeah, but you won two units.

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Speaker 3: Kind of forgot about that number actually, and then I

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Speaker 1: Bad, Larry is up twenty six and a half units

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Speaker 3: Larry's a fifty two units ahead of me?

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Speaker 1: Do you guys know I saw the NBA Rookie of

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Speaker 1: the Year aunt and this has to be an overreaction

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Speaker 1: to a summer league game. You know who the favorite

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Speaker 1: in the draft. Zach Edy of Purdue odds on favorite.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but he went. He went to Memphis. He's a

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Speaker 1: Paulie was all in on Zach Aedy. These guys got

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Speaker 1: him at fourteen points nine rebounds. Like, just throwing it

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Speaker 1: out there, anything to recap Bad Larry, since you're up

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Speaker 5: I just want to point out I think I'm up

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Speaker 5: fifty three units on Dylan. Right, he's down twenty six

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Speaker 1: Shut up, right, He's.

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Speaker 5: Right, he's right coming out of me with math the

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Speaker 5: Harvard of the Midwest. Yeah, I don't even remember who

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Speaker 4: Colorado's not in the Midwest.

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Speaker 1: It's the Mountain West. Yeah, Spain and Italy under two

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Speaker 1: and a half goals and Shay is this was your call?

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Speaker 4: Yep.

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Speaker 1: And then bad Larry jumped on that. Just didn't he

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Speaker 3: I didn't give it to bad Larry, Now.

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Speaker 1: Oh good, okay, but but Shay broke this down and

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Speaker 1: you hit it right on the head.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. The father of Mexico versus the European Mexico.

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Speaker 4: They didn't want to compete against each other.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, okay, anything else that needs to be mentioned.

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Speaker 1: This was when the Travelers was going on and Sun

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Speaker 1: Jay m top ten for Dylan, congratulations, finally you lost

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Speaker 1: every other bet.

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Speaker 3: Damn, let's not let's not get buried.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, you got Lewis Hamilton podium finish. He

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and actually that is like kind of a no

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Speaker 3: brainer bet. It's like if he was to win one race,

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Speaker 3: it would be the one in England.

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Speaker 1: Let me see anything else, Shay, you didn't do too bad.

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Speaker 1: You missed a base one, baseball one. You're hanging in there.

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Speaker 3: That's the most green true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. So this week we start with Larry. Larry,

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Speaker 1: we have the Scottish Open first round going on.

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Speaker 5: Right, I haven't checked that yet, but I sent that

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Speaker 5: in last night on Hadeki Top twenty, top ten and

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Speaker 5: take them thirty two to one to win it all.

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Speaker 5: But I chickened out on that. So I went one

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Speaker 5: five on Hideki Massiamu and I have go ahead.

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Speaker 1: Well, I have the odds to win the Scottish Open.

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Speaker 1: It's Rory. Then it's Xanders Shaffley, Ludwig Oberg Hobert, and

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Speaker 1: Hadeki Matsuyama. So all right, Matt Suyama, Suyama Baseball, you

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Speaker 5: Four games my mets. Of course, I got to bet

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Speaker 5: that one in there, but Max, that's why. Right right,

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Speaker 5: there's somebody calling in never mind, So those one unit,

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Speaker 5: where are you now? At my house? I'm going to

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Speaker 5: meet ames a boy at Raised in twenty minutes. This

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Speaker 5: is Jimmy Carmody calling and you, I don't know if

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Speaker 4: Damn.

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Speaker 5: Another friend of mine probably wants to bet something, Dan.

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Speaker 3: Do you know him?

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Speaker 1: Is this the like the Princeton guys.

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Speaker 5: Oh, it's it's Philly Carmody's brother. Yes, okay, but not

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Speaker 5: Harmony the guy mine, just little older them.

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Speaker 1: Whenever you're with Larry down in his hometown, he makes

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Speaker 1: it seem like you remember everybody. He'll just bring up

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Speaker 1: somebody's name. You remember Tommy, I'll go, I don't remember Tommy.

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Speaker 1: Tommy and and you got you know, Jimmy, and then Mike. No,

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Speaker 4: So that this is what he does. Now.

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Speaker 1: I thought I told you about the this Carmody. All right,

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Speaker 1: what else do you have here?

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Speaker 5: Okay? So you got my brains over the Diamondbacks, then

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Speaker 5: I want my petere A Lonzo went home run Derby again.

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Speaker 5: I will not be betting that, but I'll take one

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Speaker 1: Okay, I can't bet.

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Speaker 5: I can't bet the Derby.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Shay, yeah, Danny, right, Uh Wimbledon, that's tennis.

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Speaker 1: Are you losing weight?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I think so.

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Speaker 3: You look a little self. Yeah, you do.

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Speaker 4: Quit drinking. You're drinking two thousand calories a day, Danny.

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Speaker 4: It's pretty easy to lose weight. Yeah, okay, yeah right, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: How's your wife the roommate, Yeah, well, not great for me.

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Speaker 4: She's doing fucking fantastic. She's in the Berkshires now with

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Speaker 4: the kids. Oh, she's just fucking pinging me with Zillow.

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Speaker 3: The Michael Phelps daily for three days afterwards.

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Speaker 4: Yeah I am, Danny. It's a drinking. I ain't drinking

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Speaker 4: I got the Russian Medvedev. Baseball got the Communists plus

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Speaker 1: So the Blue Jays are the Communists.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's Canada, Danny.

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Speaker 4: Well you're probably a comedy well commie adjacent, that's for sure.

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Speaker 1: Well then sign me up. Oh god, I love Canada.

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Speaker 4: I'm going there in November, to Toronto.

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Speaker 1: go through customs and then they're going to go, oh okay, hi, comrade,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, if you have had a couple of duies.

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Speaker 4: I don't have any deweies. I never got caught. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: So you got Blue Jays and you got the Rays.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. And then White Flight lane one twenty at Arizona

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Speaker 4: the they did. They ran from Atlanta. They went to

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Speaker 4: It took all that tax revenue. Basters could have built

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Speaker 1: Sorry hold on, not to cut you off, but Turner

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Speaker 1: And White Flight going out to Alfaretta far When I

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Speaker 4: Ryan to win plus nine thousand. Min wo Lee. This

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Speaker 4: Was playing pretty good goal plus three thousand. Wyndham Clark

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Speaker 4: Imperialists to beat Spain plus two thirty five.

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Speaker 1: Colonizing is back. I got a couple of pies to

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Speaker 1: the face. I bet on this because I thought Brownie

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Speaker 3: Skin in there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah now I'm back gambling, Yeah, gambling pies finally, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you got a home run Derby.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, Danny, I'm not even close to done. Ti

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Speaker 4: Oscar plus twelve hundred. Marcelo Zooma plus four twenty five,

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Speaker 4: and then the Golden Shot Old Gunner plus five point fifty.

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Speaker 4: And then I got a parlay for the ladies. I

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Speaker 4: got nothing to do, Danny h Liberty Fever in Minnesota

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Speaker 4: plus four ninety eight. It's a parlay, Danny money. When

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Speaker 4: I got it. I'm cooking, Oh, Boys Club, I'm cooking. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: doing carne asada. I got a marinate right now in

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Speaker 4: orange juice, and shit, what are we drinking nothing? Athletic Brewery,

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Speaker 4: you're doing that? They should fucking sponsor me. By the way,

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Speaker 4: they're in Milford, Danny, Oh, I give them a call.

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Speaker 1: All right. Well, if anybody with Athletic brew Company that

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Speaker 4: You might don't drink losing weight?

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Speaker 1: What the fuck?

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Speaker 3: You're more of an insure guy, I think.

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Speaker 1: But what happens when you start drinking again, Well, then

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Speaker 1: we'll know that Athletic Brewery doesn't really work.

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Speaker 2: No, it work because I'm methadone yea to me, it

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Speaker 2: tastes like real beer.

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Speaker 1: It's your shit does all right, Dylan.

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Speaker 3: Here we go, all right for my home run derby.

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Speaker 3: Bet I got Gunner Henderson as well. Plus five hundred.

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Speaker 3: I'm taking the brew Crew today against the Pirates straight up,

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Speaker 1: Okay, here's the problem. Paul Skeens is on the show tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Oh he's like, he's like, that was almost I know,

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Speaker 1: And Paul Skeens is five and oh this season, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Like this, think of that, Like this is just it's there,

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Speaker 3: It's there for the taking. You know, something has to

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Speaker 1: I know, I know, because Fritzy booked.

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Speaker 3: That's the mush of all mush.

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Speaker 4: He is a mush.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Wimbledon, you got anything?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a parlay for the semifinals. Carlos alcarezm

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Speaker 3: money line and Djokovic money line minus two fifteen and

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sounds like an upset's coming. What else?

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Speaker 3: And then the Copa America I've got I'm taking a

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Speaker 3: draw in the Canada Uruguay game. Okay plus three twenty

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Speaker 3: and then Argentina money line against Colombia plus one twenty five.

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Speaker 4: That's it.

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Speaker 3: That's it for me.

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Speaker 1: Then that's it.

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Speaker 3: I'm being smart this week.

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Speaker 4: M all right.

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Speaker 1: So Shane Irving Podcasts, Yeah, I'm recording tonight, Danny ooh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're talking about Oh I don't know why we don't

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Speaker 1: talk about it on this show besides fear, but the

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh, it's on fire, Danny. Who's dropping out, who's

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Speaker 4: stepping up, who's getting arrested? It's all kinds of shit

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Speaker 4: we can bet on.

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Speaker 1: Well, who is going to be Trump's vice president?

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Speaker 4: That is a fantastic question. I have money on JD.

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Speaker 4: Vance and Younkin out of Virginia, one of the most

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Speaker 4: prolific fundraisers in political history.

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Speaker 1: All right, who is going to be the Democratic nomination?

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Speaker 4: See this is where I put early money on Big

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Speaker 4: Gretch out of Michigan a long time ago.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.

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Speaker 3: My mom's on the big gretch.

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Speaker 4: I'm on the big I mean, that's smart money for me.

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Speaker 4: That was a long time ago gretch over Kamela. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 4: but I think Camel is going to get it. I

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Speaker 1: Gavin Newsome vice president.

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Speaker 4: No, he would never take that. Do you think he

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Speaker 4: would accept that?

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Speaker 1: He would just wait and then his former girlfriend or

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Speaker 1: former wife is Jill Foyle or whatever the hell Gil

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Speaker 1: Foyle is Don jus girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: They talk about bisexuality, but they don't talk about this

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Speaker 4: kind of I mean, oh my politically, my politically, I

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Speaker 3: She was married a Gaven Newsom fuck yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they never pro created. Yeah yeah, but now she's

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Speaker 1: Don Junior's fiance.

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Speaker 4: Fonce or something. He left his family. He had four

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Speaker 1: So Shay and Irving, wherever you get your podcast, For

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Speaker 1: the entire staff that makes this program, I got to

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Speaker 1: blame somebody. So you got Ray, the producer, Marvin is

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Speaker 1: here running the equipment. You've got Dylan, you've got Shay,

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Speaker 1: and you've got bad Larry. Thanks for joining us. Have

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Speaker 1: a spectacular sporting weekend and we'll talk to you next week.