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Speaker 1: My girl, what's up with you? Is this the right number?

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Speaker 2: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 3: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 3: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 3: someone approaches you when you're out at the club and

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Speaker 3: uses this charming pickup line on you. Whoa is your

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Speaker 3: body from McDonald's because I'm.

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Speaker 1: Loving it?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: So long?

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Speaker 5: Why are you still standing there?

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Speaker 3: Whatever you do, don't look down his pants and tell

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Speaker 3: him it seems like his fries are cold.

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Speaker 1: I can tell.

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Speaker 3: Instead, tell him you want to supersize this connection by

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Speaker 3: heading over to the Burger king bathroom so he can

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Speaker 3: give you the whopper. That's when you hand him the

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Speaker 3: number to the loser line, so hopefully he calls it

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Speaker 3: and leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play over

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Speaker 3: the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Next message, Ay, Paul, and I know you're you're You're

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Speaker 5: probably confused. So you know how I was saying.

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Speaker 4: To you no ablo in glace quy. So so I'm

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Speaker 4: just calling you now to tell you that that's not true.

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Speaker 4: I do speak English. I mean, obviously you can hear

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Speaker 4: me right now. I only did that because I could

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Speaker 4: tell you were interested in me, and I kind of

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Speaker 4: use that a lot as like a self defense mechanism

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Speaker 4: to like scare away creepy white guys because you know,

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Speaker 4: I can just say I'm not speaking English. You know

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Speaker 4: I could not Lando. I mean, you get it. But

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Speaker 4: I realized now that I shouldn't.

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Speaker 5: Have done that, because I think maybe you're a sweet guy,

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Speaker 5: and you know, if we go on a date, I

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Speaker 5: could end up using it like it helped me get

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Speaker 5: out of tipping. So many times were like I can

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Speaker 5: say a bunch of things in Spanish and then you

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Speaker 5: can chime in and say, oh, well.

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Speaker 4: They don't tip in her culture.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, message.

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Speaker 3: Interesting, that's how she does it, broke, How do you

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Speaker 3: get out of the tipp?

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Speaker 5: But I do know that Alexis has been doing du

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Speaker 5: lingo for a long time and now I finally found

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Speaker 5: her inspiration.

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Speaker 3: It's just to get out of talking to guys that

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Speaker 3: creep you out.

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Speaker 2: Of course, Hey, it's so I just got my phone

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Speaker 2: back from the bar. I don't recommend anybody trying to

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Speaker 2: hop and lock on top of the bar like I did,

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Speaker 2: because well, yeah, when you saw that it, uh never

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Speaker 2: thought I'd leave that bar on a stretcher. So it

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Speaker 2: turns out I broke my leg in four places. But

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Speaker 2: I'm doing much better now, definitely definitely doing better. But

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Speaker 2: my mom's place right now and she's waiting on me,

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Speaker 2: got meeting a lot of real cheese sandwiches. I mean

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Speaker 2: a lot of girl cheese sandwich. She won't let me

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Speaker 2: have any beer though, so that part sucks. But it's

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Speaker 2: kind of cool though, you know, because she brought me

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Speaker 2: a bucket from my room, so you know, I don't

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Speaker 2: have to get up and the walk all the way

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Speaker 2: down to the hall to use the bathroom. So I

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Speaker 2: mean that's just still over lining right there, right.

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Speaker 4: No wonder the mom won't let him have beer.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't want to empty.

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Speaker 3: That bucket, making me want to break my leg in

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Speaker 3: four places. He feels like he's living the lights.

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Speaker 1: They do call it break dancing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's.

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Speaker 1: A very literal. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And speaking of getting injured and not being able to

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Speaker 3: do much, if you're currently in a hospital or maybe

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Speaker 3: a nursing home, maybe you're in a medically induced coma,

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Speaker 3: some on a sort and that makes you our target

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Speaker 3: demographic to Binge listen to our show. Just leave a

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Speaker 3: little note for the nurse asking for twenty four having

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube, you can do that.

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Speaker 1: I don't forget to subscribe all you're there exactly?

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Speaker 3: Will you be entertained? Who knows? The look on your

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Speaker 3: face isn't going to change, but at least we're gonna

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Speaker 3: feel good about it. Yes, that's something to smile about,

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Speaker 3: if you could smile anyway. Now back to the clips.

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Speaker 6: Next, Hi, Ryan doctor, that's a pretty unique class name.

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Speaker 6: Did you seriously think I wouldn't google you and find

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Speaker 6: out your weird history serving time? Perhaps? Sorry this you

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Speaker 6: know Bonnie and Clyde situation. I'm not gonna help you

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Speaker 6: rob banks. I've dated guys like you in the past.

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Speaker 6: It never works out. I'm not playing myself through that again.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 6: My sister, on the other hand, oh lord, love you.

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Speaker 5: So make you used to call her?

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Speaker 6: Now that I think about it, you probably already banger.

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Speaker 6: You didn't have the medicals to prove it.

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Speaker 3: Next message between sisters.

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Speaker 1: It's just so so strong. It's always got to be

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Speaker 1: one outlaw loving person in your family.

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Speaker 3: Right, Let's tried the Bonnie and Clyde route. Robbed a

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Speaker 3: few banks with their lover and realized, Oh, this isn't

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Speaker 3: for me, but my sister she's all about it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I have a medical tries to prove it.

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Speaker 3: Background checks do always hit harder when you've been drinking

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Speaker 3: heavily all morning, So that was awesome.

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Speaker 1: Next, Uh, hey, hi, it's it's I'm true. So I

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to call because obviously you could tell

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Speaker 1: I'm not the most adventurous person. I haven't tried a

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Speaker 1: lot of uh uh you know, the crazy stuff that

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Speaker 1: the rest of the table seemingly has. But I want to.

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Speaker 2: Know.

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Speaker 1: I want to do something crazy, so I, uh, I

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Speaker 1: think I'm gonna do it. I'm going to try kombucha

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Speaker 1: for the first time. So I don't know if I

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Speaker 1: need to get from like a contact you have or

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Speaker 1: a dealer, or or maybe if I can find it

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Speaker 1: on like crackslist or like the dark web, or what

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Speaker 1: from from someone. And I don't know if you can

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Speaker 1: even answer this, but I just I need to know

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Speaker 1: how it works. So uh yeah, how how do I How?

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Speaker 1: How do I do it? How do I do it?

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Speaker 1: So just coming back when you can.

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Speaker 3: I have a bad feeling's a free bason.

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Speaker 2: He's not going to drink.

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Speaker 6: I think it's just more like tell me you were

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Speaker 6: homeschooled without telling me.

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Speaker 3: He's gonna have a wild night with that special k.

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Speaker 1: Remember.

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Speaker 3: Hit up and subscribe to our YouTube page Brook and Jeffrey,

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Speaker 3: where we post all of our content. We got our

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Speaker 3: second dates, our phone tabs, and video of us reacting

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Speaker 3: live in studio to all of your favorite loser line.

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Speaker 1: Grips, drug and kombuchafree.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're gonna do a phone tap coming out

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Speaker 3: right after this