WEBVTT - EP 352: Weezy Had A Foursome

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what decision We're about to make a horrible decision. Cheerio. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't say that. Do another one? Would you? Lock us? Fourty? London,

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<v Speaker 1>we are coming to you. God, that was awful that

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<v Speaker 1>boy one what now? I don't even know what the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck they be saying. Bruh.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyways, London, we are here with our rescheduled date and

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<v Speaker 2>we will be in London on May the fifth.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that is a very important American Mexican holiday. Tell

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<v Speaker 3>us the fact that we're coming out there is a

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<v Speaker 3>big deal. We're gonna be at the Earth Theater. That's

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<v Speaker 3>right on a Sunday. So if you live in another

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<v Speaker 3>country or you live in another city a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>further away from London, we would love for you to

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<v Speaker 3>come visit us. We made it on the weekend just

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<v Speaker 3>so everybody that missed us last time is able to

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<v Speaker 3>see us this time. And it's a whole new show.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a whole new show and we are really

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<v Speaker 2>excited to be taking our live show to London yet again.

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<v Speaker 1>And so make sure you go head on over to horre.

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<v Speaker 2>Hive dot com, go all the way down to tour

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<v Speaker 2>and click on the London Show Again, if you have

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<v Speaker 2>already purchased tickets, those will be fine and will be

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<v Speaker 2>able to get you into the building. So again, make

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<v Speaker 2>sure you get to whore Hive dot com and get

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<v Speaker 2>your tickets now.

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<v Speaker 1>London, love y'all. Happy New Year's bitches. It's December forty

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<v Speaker 1>seventh basically for us, what is the seventh? This is it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like it's been vacation. You know what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 1>It's been a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a lot, y'all, But welcome to yet another

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<v Speaker 2>episode of horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah this is y' That was maybe your best baby.

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<v Speaker 1>I am back. I'm ready, We're here. I'm your girl maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>Baka pet Sign aka full Corpunks a ka that bitch aka.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'm available for your son, you and your daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the wow? What how do I follow up?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying I literally and we'll talk about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, we're all the day.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all the dating apps.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's twenty two to fifty three. That's my range,

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<v Speaker 2>So that we should go.

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<v Speaker 1>You go dating app? What we got on there? Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we can do that. Oh yeah, introduce.

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<v Speaker 3>My name's Weazy. I want to say something else, but

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<v Speaker 3>I can't. Uh, Okay, what do I want to talk about?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let's catch up.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we are nominated, oh that we can again for

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<v Speaker 3>an a v and Award that means adult video and

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<v Speaker 3>and we really don't know what is the network or

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<v Speaker 3>nomination nomination? A doun't video nomination nomination, it's what is

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<v Speaker 3>a V standpoint?

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<v Speaker 1>Adult video network? Adult video is a network And no,

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<v Speaker 1>but a network could be like networking, not like a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast network. How do you just got a V in

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<v Speaker 1>everywhere on a nominee nominee? Kid anyway? No where is it? Bitch?

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<v Speaker 1>It just say a ban all over the site and

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<v Speaker 1>I just let me look, I tell them what it

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<v Speaker 1>is while I look. Anyway, were up for it and

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<v Speaker 1>we're going back to Vegas. So look we talked.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, real quick, I hate the internet. A

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<v Speaker 2>ban is actually a vascular necrosis. That's uh, that ain't us.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the death of bone tissue due to the lack

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<v Speaker 1>of blood supplat that we could do some vasculator ship. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, we are the only black woman podcast nominated

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<v Speaker 2>for the Fan Award, which is the adult Best Adult Podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm let to tell you all right, now you

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<v Speaker 3>see how light we are. Now I'm a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>brown because don't do that me too, bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>The only black pot. Y'all need to both for us

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<v Speaker 1>so we can put other people. We are doing what

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta do. Yeah, maybe if we win, they won't

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<v Speaker 1>put us in the mezzanine this year. No, we are

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<v Speaker 1>going maybe we need everybody else at the top, all right, ship,

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<v Speaker 1>we got to bring them in slow. That's why they

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<v Speaker 1>use the light skins. Look at Malcolm, look at Angela like,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not doing this.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why she's starting there this way, mind, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>We are filming this on Martin Luther King. Weekend is

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<v Speaker 1>dropping on Martin Luther King. Y'all.

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<v Speaker 3>We are a podcast that is evergreen, and what that

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<v Speaker 3>means is that you could basically produce the content and

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<v Speaker 3>release it and enjoy it whenever.

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<v Speaker 1>So for this episode to be dropping the day before

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<v Speaker 1>manyha are in here on a Sunday a demand is

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<v Speaker 1>as you know, I've been in Mexico anyway. We wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to start off this podcast by kind of catching.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all up on what we've been doing over the break.

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<v Speaker 1>If you are not on.

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<v Speaker 2>Our Patreon, we've given y'all quite a bit of updates

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<v Speaker 2>over there.

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<v Speaker 1>So just announcements coming by the way we do.

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<v Speaker 2>But in twenty twenty four, y'all ain't gonna be hearing

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<v Speaker 2>about my ex or twenty four to seven, and there's

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<v Speaker 2>a couple other niggas that was cut off and will

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<v Speaker 2>be left in twenty twenty three. So this is where

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<v Speaker 2>you guys are currently. So this is where y'all are

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<v Speaker 2>currently at your dead cancer and I need to yay

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<v Speaker 2>doing and sort a whole bunch of cheers, bah good

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<v Speaker 2>shine own person that loved the ex team. So I

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<v Speaker 2>have something coming up this summer, which is why y'all

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<v Speaker 2>will no longer be hearing about my ex. But I'll

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<v Speaker 2>share that with y'all later. I'm gonna tell you when

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<v Speaker 2>we get off air, because I ain't gonna tell them

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<v Speaker 2>what's happening anyways, y'all will not hear about him anymore

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<v Speaker 2>on the podcast. But so I think coming up like

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<v Speaker 2>a man, no bitch, bitch, I just said, I ain't

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<v Speaker 2>gonna say it on air, so I'm gonna tell you later.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I wanted to let y'all know I like.

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<v Speaker 2>Getting the team with y'all that I had a good,

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<v Speaker 2>uh nine day break out of realistically my month because

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<v Speaker 2>I did go to Salt Lake City and I skied.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to Arvera with my mom.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to Mexico with my sister and one of

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<v Speaker 2>my best friends, Antonette. But during the nine day break

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<v Speaker 2>that I got extremely bored. I chose to get back

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<v Speaker 2>on a day and app. Now I didn't heard y'all

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<v Speaker 2>getting successful out there on the so I said, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let me try.

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<v Speaker 1>Should we sleep it? I don't want to get these

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<v Speaker 1>niggas on money I have to get.

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<v Speaker 2>We could bleep it anyways, they gonna owe me money back.

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<v Speaker 2>I want my thirty two nine back. Actually, I yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have good things to say about it. So

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<v Speaker 2>I hop on this data n app and the first

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<v Speaker 2>day I start swiping and I'm like, damn, it's really

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<v Speaker 2>everybody ugly. But I also realized I had to swipe

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<v Speaker 2>fifty times to get a black person, So I said, Dawn,

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<v Speaker 2>wait wait wait that probably no it was free because

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't put my filters.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, ethnicity is a free feature.

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<v Speaker 2>But then height they kept giving me five six, five, seven,

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<v Speaker 2>five eight. Now what am I gonna do with this,

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<v Speaker 2>and apparently that's the average, because baby, there was a

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<v Speaker 2>whole lot of them. So I was like, okay, let

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<v Speaker 2>me pay the thirty two ninety nine for one month.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I'm only on your one.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you put it that? So I put uh.

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<v Speaker 2>I did put five eleven plus only because it's winter time.

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<v Speaker 2>Niggas have tms on so when we're outside, y'all gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be a little taller.

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<v Speaker 1>I put up with it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I put five eleven plus. I put my age

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<v Speaker 2>range as twenty three, two fifty three, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>put hold on, hold on, and then for the ethnicities,

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<v Speaker 2>I put black, Middle East, certain bitch because what I

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<v Speaker 2>want to do by I said, this is my type

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<v Speaker 2>Dominican out there or they look like light skinned black

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<v Speaker 2>or Dominican. They kind of file with their little beers

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<v Speaker 2>and ball.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I'm not ready for full on gown, man, but

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<v Speaker 1>I am ready for like you wear the gown on occasion.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't gonna hold like I'm not ready for full

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<v Speaker 1>on religious anybody I've got saying okay, but at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time, I don't want you to be just like

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<v Speaker 1>Bible study on Thursday, like I need.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what sucks when I see that dress, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't even think religion. I'd be like, oh, he got

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<v Speaker 2>money because he wearing a dress that should be hot.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I'll be thinking like, damn, how long that

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<v Speaker 2>dick hanging under that dress? A little bit of me

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<v Speaker 2>is actually here for the nigga and dress now, not

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<v Speaker 2>young thug dress that had label's. That was a lot

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<v Speaker 2>going on here. You know, the young picture with the

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<v Speaker 2>blue dress. I don't want that dress, but I'm cool

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<v Speaker 2>with the with the Middle Eastern dress?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you call it? Is it not a Middle

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<v Speaker 1>Eastern dress? Do y'all know the name of it? Look

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<v Speaker 1>at everybody googling anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, let me get back, so I get and bleep

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<v Speaker 2>that at this point, yes, bleep it.

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<v Speaker 1>Duayanne, thank you. So I'm on this app.

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<v Speaker 2>I paid a thirty two ninety nine for one month,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, okay, I'm gonna make this work within

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<v Speaker 2>a month.

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<v Speaker 1>It was bad, And let me tell y'all why it

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<v Speaker 1>was bad.

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<v Speaker 2>The reason it was bad because the first person that

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<v Speaker 2>I actually started a conversation with decided to let me

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<v Speaker 2>know that four years ago he sat behind me at

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<v Speaker 2>a podcast live show We Meet Again.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not remember this nigga. I hate when they

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<v Speaker 1>do that. So he's like, oh, we crossed past again, nigga,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know you. You sat behind me, he said,

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<v Speaker 1>And we meet again back in twenty nineteen, not freak

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<v Speaker 1>the nigga. So anyway, he brings up that he knows

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<v Speaker 1>me and how.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course anybody who listens to music or podcasts is

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<v Speaker 2>going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Know who you are. I was like no.

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<v Speaker 2>So then I meet another guy really like him, and

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<v Speaker 2>so he starts to ask me if I have a

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<v Speaker 2>social media and I was like, no, I'm not really

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<v Speaker 2>on there. Then he proceeds to say, then I don't

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<v Speaker 2>believe you are who you say you are because I

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<v Speaker 2>know who these pictures belong to. I literally four niggas

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<v Speaker 2>in a road that I'm talking to, they already know

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<v Speaker 2>who the fuck I am.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, fuck, don't like this. So then I

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<v Speaker 1>meet another guy.

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<v Speaker 2>He's younger, just graduated from the police academy, and I said, ooh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm cool with a nigga in uniform.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's fine, I'm cool. I'm actually cool with a

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<v Speaker 1>nigga in uniform.

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<v Speaker 2>So we have our first conversation, and this is when

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in Ohio for tonight's conversation, and I'm telling him

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing a photo shoot.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, oh, what, you're doing a photo shoot? You model?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, not really. He's like, well, let me see

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<v Speaker 1>your instagram. Why you said he was a photo shoot?

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<v Speaker 1>Now I was doing a photo shoot. Why'd you say it?

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<v Speaker 1>Say you're a word? I did say I was a word?

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<v Speaker 1>What you're doing a photo shoot? What am I supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to say? I'm working? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>So He's like, oh, let me see your instagram and

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<v Speaker 2>I immediately was like, uh, really don't want to, but okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I ain't gonna hold you. Y'all don't seen the motherfucking

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<v Speaker 2>jiffy or ji whatever gift, whatever y'all want to call it.

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<v Speaker 2>I started choking like I was on hot ones y'all know,

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<v Speaker 2>y'all know injurants. But the so we're on FaceTime while

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<v Speaker 2>he's pulling up, he immediately goes into the lamest shit

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<v Speaker 2>of all.

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<v Speaker 1>No, damn, you got a bajillion gajillion followers. Ooh when

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<v Speaker 1>you're on the phone with me, Ooh, I feel special

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<v Speaker 1>your big time.

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<v Speaker 2>My pussy turned into a raisin dried up so quickly

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm like first off, that's not a bajillion followers.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like two hundred k something like that. That's not bajillion.

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<v Speaker 2>Secondly, now you're putting me into being big money boss lady,

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<v Speaker 2>and you not nigga, you six ' nine. Why are

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<v Speaker 2>we Can you just be like, oh, that's what stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Show me your masculinity, because now you're looking like I'm big,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm big bills husband.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't gonna hold you.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love a man to be like, I ain't

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<v Speaker 2>even know who that girl was when we met. She

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<v Speaker 2>was on her shot at me, and y'all was dead

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<v Speaker 2>ass wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Niggas could be a prize. Okay, y'all is wrong, wrong, wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>That man is fine with dimples and a millionaire.

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<v Speaker 2>He is a prize to a lot of He a

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<v Speaker 2>lot better than a lot of y'all's.

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<v Speaker 1>Baby, He's definitely he's a prize.

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<v Speaker 3>But he knew who the fuck she was. She's the

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<v Speaker 3>most decoration of all time.

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<v Speaker 2>If you swipe me on a day to app, y'all

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<v Speaker 2>only got three more days before my cancel.

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<v Speaker 1>My subscription is up.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all got three more days if you swipe me, feel

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<v Speaker 2>free to act like you don't know who the hell

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<v Speaker 2>I am because I'm a lot of you and say

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<v Speaker 2>I'm an accountant.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's go through each other profile.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you want to by the way, my profile, Oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god, and the words claric decent to me, bitch,

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<v Speaker 3>I ain't gonna I wasn't ready for adult video news,

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<v Speaker 3>the ocar porn. Oh, so vote for us. That's why

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<v Speaker 3>we did all this goddamn ship news. We're practicing getting

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<v Speaker 3>back to podcasting right now. I'm in December forty whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>We're fan nominee, so you gotta vote a lot for us.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna put the link in the description of this

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<v Speaker 3>prime okay for best podcast. So on my profile, I

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<v Speaker 3>do have that I'm thirty three. I'm let me read it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm bisexual. I'm five too long. Uh, here's mine.

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<v Speaker 2>I have that I don't have children. I actually was smart, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>I put that I'm not sure if I want children

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<v Speaker 2>even though. And am I reading yours?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait? So I'm gonna read yours and you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>read mine or I can't wait to do it in

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<v Speaker 1>your voice? Okay, So you you look like a horror

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<v Speaker 1>right here? Whoa why you look like a whore too. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>let's show the photos. You gonna tell me? Oh? Wait

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<v Speaker 1>to do it's camera this one. Nope, nope, bitch, your

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<v Speaker 1>stomach is out. My stomach is outa you have your

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<v Speaker 1>tongue out. You're a tramp. I'm convinced that aliens walk

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<v Speaker 1>this planet, and I like to meet one. Very cute. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So your first one is you're looking for a short

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<v Speaker 1>dorm relationship non monogamy. Oh okay, that is not what

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<v Speaker 1>it says. Yes, it does bad really doesn't say that

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<v Speaker 1>short term opens along along. Thank you figuring out my

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<v Speaker 1>relationship type slash non monogamy. Sure everything, Mandy, what good one?

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<v Speaker 1>You need a bikini? Pick?

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<v Speaker 3>I go crazy for new restaurants in new places. But shot,

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<v Speaker 3>this is a really good photo.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. I'm in a gown.

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<v Speaker 3>Being true to your authentic self if you're cool, of course. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>see see here's the two issues with you rich?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, here we go. Oh okay, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>fabulous picture.

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<v Speaker 3>You look super rich and it's bougie and also like

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<v Speaker 3>your face looks nice and natural?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh? You on the wood you cut?

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<v Speaker 2>That was an Abu Dhabi And I need you to

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<v Speaker 2>know I've been places. How are you mad that I

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<v Speaker 2>took a picture of me courtside in Abu Dhabi?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the problem? Okay, I'm gonna tell you right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe what's the take away? The double eyes? By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>that's how people start like looking you up and ship.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why g is online and niggas be writing me like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh my god, there's a fake profile of you, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, no, so you have to put photos that aren't too.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I need to Okay, have you swiped a nigga

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<v Speaker 3>that has a private jet photo or something?

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<v Speaker 1>Yet? I'm not gonna lie. I'm talking to one right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me show you his just real quick.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me show you his page, because to me, that's

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<v Speaker 3>the court Tide photo. It's one of those no but

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<v Speaker 3>the crazy thing I literally just brought up. So I

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<v Speaker 3>matched this guy and I literally was talking to Crystal

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<v Speaker 3>about it and I said, bitch, his apartment looks rich.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I really look at his apartment in view. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I love it, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>And he got pictures in front of some expensive cars.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to know that you look like you'd done

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<v Speaker 2>traveled and lived.

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<v Speaker 1>Life a bit o. He I would never swipe this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine. We don't have the same type. Okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>I said.

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<v Speaker 3>Him, no, this is it, this is it. This is

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<v Speaker 3>why I'm saying this why he's sitting in front of

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<v Speaker 3>the expensive car. Then he has another photo in between

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<v Speaker 3>looking down between two expensive cars, like nigga, we get it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like the pose around the wealth is weird. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>it's crazy, that right, and that's fine. But also I

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<v Speaker 3>know that this is his apartment. He is like, his

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<v Speaker 3>apartment is nice in New York. He probably spends some

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<v Speaker 3>money on it. Hopefully he doesn't live in Jersey.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh No, he actually lives in the Lower East Side,

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<v Speaker 2>he so to me. So he doesn't so to me,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not. I'm not the fact that you said me

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<v Speaker 2>at the dinner table looked expensive. I also want people

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<v Speaker 2>to know the type of places you eat and the

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<v Speaker 2>type of things that I'm used to and like.

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<v Speaker 1>That I think is dope.

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<v Speaker 3>But courtside seats is not generally what like And mind you,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure people are gonna disagree with this because they're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be like, that's the life Mandy lives. However, I

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<v Speaker 3>do think excessive displays of wealth on dating apps isn't

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<v Speaker 3>a good thing. Okay, I think give me back your phone.

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<v Speaker 3>I think paine job. Oh I have no, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>care what you have.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me read it. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So weedy too has a slutty picture at the top.

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<v Speaker 2>My simple pleasure is a great part day with my dog.

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<v Speaker 2>She started off her profile lying. She says that she's straight. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>you have.

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<v Speaker 1>That you're straight on here, I'm not looking for women. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine, you're you're lying. I don't want mended on

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<v Speaker 1>my sexual orientation. Five four crazy. I don't think you're

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<v Speaker 1>that tall.

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<v Speaker 2>I also find it hilarious she put it she drinks,

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<v Speaker 2>she doesn't smoke cigarettes. She put only sometimes for weed,

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<v Speaker 2>and then chose to not tell us that she does drugs.

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<v Speaker 2>So you just wanted to okay, gotcha said that she's

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<v Speaker 2>looking for monogamy. Bro your whole profile is a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, not let me finish there, let me finish.

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<v Speaker 2>Then she has another very nice picture of una dress.

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<v Speaker 2>You look real wholesome there, which one another look that one?

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<v Speaker 2>I like, really nice dress, colorful background, looks like it's

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<v Speaker 2>in a different country, so you travel.

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<v Speaker 1>But my Instagram story mostly contains tattoos. A picture of

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<v Speaker 1>her tattoos. I think people would also disagree with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Your Instagram story shows your travels more than your tattoos.

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<v Speaker 1>But here we go. A random fact. I love. Roller

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<v Speaker 1>coasters were invented to distract Americans from sin. It's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Her factic podcast, Well that's parole. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Basically they needed something to keep people from like gambling

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<v Speaker 3>and fucking and shit, so they did theme parks.

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<v Speaker 1>So they said, let's put these bitches. And I really

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand that. And I want to know your source.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's it's like it's an easy like if you google,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll come up. I can, he said. I read it

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<v Speaker 1>on Reddit one time. Oh yeah, me during fashion week.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's cool. Her walking in another country. I go

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<v Speaker 2>crazy for a my piano and mescal Monday's in my

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<v Speaker 2>right hashtag with a picture of you on like a

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<v Speaker 2>green screen.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. And are you as dogs work?

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<v Speaker 2>And are you a dog person because and you in

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<v Speaker 2>a bikinig dies out bodies showing Okay. My problem is

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<v Speaker 2>that this is not sho You're lying on the no no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything everything that you put on here is a lie

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<v Speaker 1>about your so great part day of my dog.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not no, no, no, I'm talking about the actually this.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not monogamous. No no, no, no, you're not straight.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not five four.

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<v Speaker 1>I am five four, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>Weezy said I'm gonna show up on dating apps as

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<v Speaker 2>my representative, the same thing we say we don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Want men to do. That's crazy. I'm not. Oh look,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on real quick. We got you with mic over

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<v Speaker 1>there yet, Well, I because real quick. Then I drink.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm self employed. I don't smoke cigarettes. I sometimes

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<v Speaker 3>smoke weed.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes. It's crazy considering we don't want Okay, now the

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<v Speaker 1>drug part, No, it's not even there. I know. So

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<v Speaker 1>what did I lie about?

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<v Speaker 2>It's giving the same thing we say about men when

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<v Speaker 2>they show up and kind of bend the truth. Like

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<v Speaker 2>to me, this is a when you even put monogamy.

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<v Speaker 2>You about to share a story of the new nigga.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't, y'a, don't already went not monogami ish.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know that when we met each other all

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<v Speaker 3>the damn ship y'all, we customized I would love it.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You think I was too honest. You even just said

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<v Speaker 2>I need to change house spell my name. Okay, let

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<v Speaker 2>me because I'll be Amanda.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no, no, you don't get it.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe so if people don't listen to podcasts and they

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<v Speaker 3>don't know who we are, and they can type in

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<v Speaker 3>Mandy with a double line and find you.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not that's why Kila is not in there. Just

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<v Speaker 1>g I'll do Amanda.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Amanda, and I'm straight and I'm monogamous, and everything

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<v Speaker 2>that you lied about I'm gonna change I.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let me explain this the sexuality art.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like to.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell my sexuality to men because men over sexualize me

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<v Speaker 3>when they know him bisexual.

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<v Speaker 1>Just fact.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm gonna be honest because I'm gonna want kuchie

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<v Speaker 2>from time to time, whether I'm what you or not.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if I'm dating you and like we're there, like,

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<v Speaker 3>I just do not feel the need to tell my

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<v Speaker 3>sexuality on a first date unless I'm like really bobbing

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<v Speaker 3>with you.

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<v Speaker 1>But for me, it's a hard No. I do not

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<v Speaker 1>want men to know him by sex.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you want a man to would you want a

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<v Speaker 2>man to tell you out the gate if they were bisexual.

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<v Speaker 1>Like on their dating profile?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, would you want to know that is that something

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<v Speaker 2>out the gate that you feel like most women or

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<v Speaker 2>even you, that you feel like you would want to know.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to know your sexuality when we're when we're

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<v Speaker 3>talking about our sexuality, Like I really think that that's

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<v Speaker 3>super private.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's what happened with a girl in Atlanta. See

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<v Speaker 2>you should have asked out the gate. She went on

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<v Speaker 2>the date with the nigga in Atlanta and his.

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<v Speaker 1>Boyfriend showed up. Tell sex story, did you not see?

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<v Speaker 2>It went viral online? So she ended up going on

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<v Speaker 2>a date with someone. And while on a date, his

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<v Speaker 2>boyfriend showed up. You went to the bathroom. They started

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<v Speaker 2>arguing in the bathroom. They ended up getting into a

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<v Speaker 2>hole this fight, and then he left and left her

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<v Speaker 2>with the bill. So I guarantee you she would have

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<v Speaker 2>liked to know that on her first day a man

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<v Speaker 2>was gonna pop up and be like, Babe, this is

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<v Speaker 2>who you out with.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying out the gate.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually I would like to know, as someone who's

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<v Speaker 2>not very judgy to me, I would like to know

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<v Speaker 2>the sexuality of a man that I'm even on a

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<v Speaker 2>date with.

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<v Speaker 1>Ky.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can understand feeling like it may be misleading

0:21:49.720 --> 0:21:51.920
<v Speaker 3>for women to meet someone and like you don't find

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<v Speaker 3>out they're bisexual. But just speaking in terms of generalization,

0:21:56.560 --> 0:21:58.800
<v Speaker 3>most men are on these dating apps have sex. Most

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<v Speaker 3>women are on the dating apps have relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a fact.

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<v Speaker 3>Bro Okay, Like, I think there's a really good documentary

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<v Speaker 3>on Hbo which would probably be good for a cinemon Patreon,

0:22:08.359 --> 0:22:11.960
<v Speaker 3>but basically it talks about what we're all looking for ratio,

0:22:12.200 --> 0:22:15.240
<v Speaker 3>whether it comes to race, job type, what men swipe

0:22:15.280 --> 0:22:18.719
<v Speaker 3>on the most, things like that. But in that documentary

0:22:18.800 --> 0:22:21.080
<v Speaker 3>they talk about that. And so the issue with talking

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<v Speaker 3>about my sexuality is you're definitely going to over sexualize

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<v Speaker 3>the girl that you want to fuck when you're just swiping,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean running can tell me like, yeah, I wanted

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<v Speaker 3>to fuck you.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, who doesn't want to just fuck on dating apps?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. Sorry, men, oh, ones that really want a relation?

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<v Speaker 2>Hot dat, Let's not act like men are only about

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<v Speaker 2>sticking their dicking things guys.

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<v Speaker 1>That's year. Let's let's be let's be considerative men out

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<v Speaker 1>here who actually want love.

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<v Speaker 3>Super hot guys can get bitches. All the bitches that

0:22:52.080 --> 0:22:53.920
<v Speaker 3>they're fucking right now, want to be in a relationship

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<v Speaker 3>with them now?

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<v Speaker 1>You know the problem. And I'm a blame lex on this.

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<v Speaker 2>You've given a lot of pretty nigga some credit because

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<v Speaker 2>all all the friends I have love a medium ugly nigga.

0:23:06.000 --> 0:23:07.560
<v Speaker 1>The media muggly niggas are the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they get in the most pussy out here because

0:23:10.119 --> 0:23:12.600
<v Speaker 2>everybody think that the fine niggas getting the most pussy. No,

0:23:12.680 --> 0:23:15.040
<v Speaker 2>it's the medium ugly because y'all seeing here thinking that

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<v Speaker 2>there's not much competition for the medium ugly.

0:23:17.600 --> 0:23:19.320
<v Speaker 1>The medium ugly ones is the ones. You gotta be

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<v Speaker 1>careful about, all of them. Sorry, we hey guys altogether,

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<v Speaker 1>let's start. Oh okay, so let's get into some vanilla shi.

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<v Speaker 1>So a tacky bride was roasted for charging guests sixty

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<v Speaker 1>five dollars to attend a wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>Her wedding, I read this. I have a lot of

0:23:42.119 --> 0:23:44.960
<v Speaker 3>opinions for this bride. Her wedding day will be double

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<v Speaker 3>as a payday. Basically, she charged families and friends a

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<v Speaker 3>minimum fee of sixty five to attend her wedding. Her

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<v Speaker 3>billy strategy was revealed by an attendee who went to

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<v Speaker 3>Reddit to ask if it was wrong. It said on Reddit,

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<v Speaker 3>one of my closest friends is getting married and is

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<v Speaker 3>charging her guests to attend.

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<v Speaker 1>I always knew she was cheap, so in one way,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not surprised. They claimed they received an invitation in

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<v Speaker 1>the mail which required the sixty five dollars. If you

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<v Speaker 1>are svap'd, yes, it doesn't even say what the fee

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<v Speaker 1>is for, but after googling, it says it includes food, music, decorations,

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<v Speaker 1>and the venue.

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<v Speaker 3>So they literally want their guests to pay for decorations.

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<v Speaker 3>The person added to the guests who wanted to eat

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<v Speaker 3>needed to pay additional money, and if they wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>stay at the venue they would deny, they'd be charged

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<v Speaker 3>next one hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>That makes sense with a gift included. Their redditors said

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<v Speaker 1>they expected the wedding to set them back more than

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<v Speaker 1>four hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>The thing is, I know the four hundred dollars about

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<v Speaker 3>probably per person they're saying with the gift, with the okay,

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<v Speaker 3>got you. The thing is, I know they have the money,

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<v Speaker 3>said the friend. She inherited a lot of money from

0:24:47.560 --> 0:24:49.800
<v Speaker 3>her grandma. They have a house, the fiances well the

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<v Speaker 3>pocket watching that's what I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was just looking.

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<v Speaker 3>They have a boat they're renovating. I also suspect they

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<v Speaker 3>can actually afford both the renovation and the wedding. But

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<v Speaker 3>they're probably just trying to play it smart because they're cheap. Hmmm,

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<v Speaker 3>ask her, if you cannot pay but still come to

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<v Speaker 3>the wedding, can you bring your own dinner? Promise not

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<v Speaker 3>to look at any of the directions. Those were some

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<v Speaker 3>of the comments.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know what you think about this, because

0:25:11.359 --> 0:25:15.159
<v Speaker 1>immediately when I saw it, I thought, this isn't a

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<v Speaker 1>big deal in this economy.

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<v Speaker 3>This isn't a big deal. If they're young, This isn't

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<v Speaker 3>a big deal. If we all know they ain't got

0:25:22.680 --> 0:25:25.399
<v Speaker 3>that much bread. This isn't a big deal if they

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<v Speaker 3>got a lot of children. However, when I just read

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<v Speaker 3>that the wife had a boat, a house, and this

0:25:32.000 --> 0:25:34.760
<v Speaker 3>and that, and again that's pocket watching, It's kind of like, Okay,

0:25:34.760 --> 0:25:36.679
<v Speaker 3>well are you prioritizing anything, like why are you having

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<v Speaker 3>a wedding? I understand people that want to like celebrate

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<v Speaker 3>their love but maybe can't afford it, Like that's tough.

0:25:43.400 --> 0:25:47.960
<v Speaker 3>What young people? I just think a pregnant cup. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>so two things can be true. You want taky, you

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<v Speaker 3>want them to go to the court.

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<v Speaker 1>It's tacky. Take your ass to the courthouse, have a

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<v Speaker 1>more intimate ceremony with your partner.

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<v Speaker 2>The idea that I have to pay to celebrate your

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<v Speaker 2>love with probably a nigga we don't like anyway. Let's

0:26:05.000 --> 0:26:07.240
<v Speaker 2>be very clear, a lot of us normally don't like

0:26:07.920 --> 0:26:11.720
<v Speaker 2>our friends partners. We're happy that our friends found love,

0:26:12.560 --> 0:26:14.680
<v Speaker 2>but bit y'all, you don't know we're shared over the years.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really like this, nigga.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna be rid with you if I pay the fee,

0:26:18.080 --> 0:26:20.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm not buying shit else. No, I agree with that,

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<v Speaker 3>and you're not getting a gift. But but see then

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<v Speaker 3>there's that. Yeah, I'm sorry. I I think it's just tacky.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, and to be very clear, I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>just weird when people.

0:26:38.240 --> 0:26:42.359
<v Speaker 2>Expect like like like. So I got to go to

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<v Speaker 2>a wedding in this last year one of my very

0:26:46.320 --> 0:26:49.040
<v Speaker 2>best friends for over ten years, Lena, she got married

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<v Speaker 2>in Vegas. Fund she got married and uh married in

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<v Speaker 2>Vegas and then literally well so this was also for

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<v Speaker 2>me to celebrate. But I said, let me celebrate, y'all.

0:27:01.400 --> 0:27:04.239
<v Speaker 2>I bought a table at a beach club after so

0:27:04.320 --> 0:27:06.880
<v Speaker 2>we literally went from the Vegas wedding to.

0:27:06.840 --> 0:27:08.720
<v Speaker 1>The beach club well, where were their wedding plans? After?

0:27:10.680 --> 0:27:11.080
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean?

0:27:11.080 --> 0:27:14.679
<v Speaker 2>What was there about the table? Nothing that they ended up.

0:27:14.720 --> 0:27:17.560
<v Speaker 2>They had a dinner that night, but they just wanted

0:27:17.560 --> 0:27:19.280
<v Speaker 2>this to be very intimate. She had like two of

0:27:19.280 --> 0:27:22.480
<v Speaker 2>her sisters there because they lived in Vegas already. I

0:27:22.560 --> 0:27:24.159
<v Speaker 2>just happened to be in Vegas that weekend and I

0:27:24.200 --> 0:27:27.000
<v Speaker 2>popped up. But they made it very intimate. Here's my

0:27:27.080 --> 0:27:29.800
<v Speaker 2>thing when you love somebody, and I've shared this, Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>this is why I also don't want to get married.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh how to celebrate love with somebody else? To me

0:27:36.040 --> 0:27:38.639
<v Speaker 2>looks like, let's take two weeks and travel the world together.

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<v Speaker 2>The idea of showcasing my love in front of the

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<v Speaker 2>world and then charging the world to take part in

0:27:44.280 --> 0:27:47.600
<v Speaker 2>celebrating my love sounds weird. I also don't think that

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<v Speaker 2>in this economy we should be spending still for fifty

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars on weddings.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's crazy. I've been thinking about how long

0:28:00.080 --> 0:28:01.439
<v Speaker 1>hope over stepping over there.

0:28:01.440 --> 0:28:03.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the conversations is over there, but

0:28:03.640 --> 0:28:06.800
<v Speaker 2>I just think if we're talking about the economy and weddings,

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<v Speaker 2>hold on, wait.

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<v Speaker 1>That's actually alex as someone who's wedding planning? Is it

0:28:10.800 --> 0:28:13.920
<v Speaker 1>going way over what you thought it would go. See,

0:28:14.720 --> 0:28:17.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie to me. In this economy, I

0:28:17.000 --> 0:28:19.680
<v Speaker 1>think about a couple and what you could spend.

0:28:19.760 --> 0:28:21.879
<v Speaker 2>Mind you, I and you and I both have been

0:28:21.920 --> 0:28:25.120
<v Speaker 2>looking at purchasing real estate over the last couple of years.

0:28:25.480 --> 0:28:28.800
<v Speaker 2>That money could go towards an actual asset. The idea

0:28:28.920 --> 0:28:31.400
<v Speaker 2>that everybody that goes to your wedding is gonna eat

0:28:31.440 --> 0:28:33.280
<v Speaker 2>and shot out the food, you spend all the money on,

0:28:33.760 --> 0:28:36.800
<v Speaker 2>The flowers gonna die, The dress ain't never gonna be

0:28:36.840 --> 0:28:37.480
<v Speaker 2>worn again.

0:28:38.400 --> 0:28:40.360
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck am I spending all of my money on?

0:28:40.440 --> 0:28:43.200
<v Speaker 3>For a moment since I started looking up luxury rentals

0:28:43.200 --> 0:28:46.080
<v Speaker 3>for our abn thing like which no, really, I'm like,

0:28:46.120 --> 0:28:48.160
<v Speaker 3>I want to buy a gown in return it. I

0:28:48.320 --> 0:28:52.200
<v Speaker 3>have been looking at all of these sites of Alexander

0:28:52.240 --> 0:28:55.680
<v Speaker 3>Wayne gowns Vera Wings, not Alexander Wing Vera Wing. Sorry,

0:28:55.920 --> 0:28:57.520
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, oh, I could just rent my

0:28:57.600 --> 0:28:59.040
<v Speaker 3>wedding dresses.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't need It's not gonna change. I'm not anyway.

0:29:03.240 --> 0:29:05.480
<v Speaker 3>No, I was just gonna say so, I've only had

0:29:05.800 --> 0:29:09.120
<v Speaker 3>one other friend besides alex get engaged married, right okay,

0:29:09.240 --> 0:29:10.720
<v Speaker 3>and so his wedding is coming.

0:29:10.720 --> 0:29:11.960
<v Speaker 1>But that person was Ajan Toy.

0:29:12.000 --> 0:29:16.280
<v Speaker 3>They're in Atlanta, and I remember thinking, when you're close

0:29:16.320 --> 0:29:19.640
<v Speaker 3>to someone and they have a wedding, you must do

0:29:19.680 --> 0:29:20.640
<v Speaker 3>more than the other person.

0:29:21.120 --> 0:29:24.760
<v Speaker 1>How much do you offer? Like that is what? Wait? Wait,

0:29:24.800 --> 0:29:26.719
<v Speaker 1>break that down. You gotta do what? Okay.

0:29:27.080 --> 0:29:30.440
<v Speaker 3>For example, when you're super close to someone is getting

0:29:30.440 --> 0:29:32.200
<v Speaker 3>married and you're part of the wedding party, I feel

0:29:32.200 --> 0:29:35.040
<v Speaker 3>like that's the people that take on more of the stress.

0:29:35.360 --> 0:29:38.000
<v Speaker 3>Why is a regular attendees that taken on the stress?

0:29:38.240 --> 0:29:40.480
<v Speaker 3>I agree? Like that to me is saying that shit

0:29:40.520 --> 0:29:43.400
<v Speaker 3>for your bridal party, right, Like maybe the bridal parties

0:29:43.440 --> 0:29:45.600
<v Speaker 3>gotta like pay for their own dresses, eliminate some of

0:29:45.640 --> 0:29:46.880
<v Speaker 3>that shit, like put some more.

0:29:46.760 --> 0:29:48.640
<v Speaker 1>Money in or like maybe I don't know.

0:29:49.000 --> 0:29:50.920
<v Speaker 3>I remember Sharde, one of my homegirls, was talking about

0:29:50.960 --> 0:29:53.000
<v Speaker 3>how she would do my makeup for my wedding and

0:29:53.040 --> 0:29:56.239
<v Speaker 3>it's like, okay, that's a huge cost, right, Like I

0:29:56.280 --> 0:29:58.400
<v Speaker 3>feel like friends supposed to be now me, I'm a

0:29:58.440 --> 0:30:00.640
<v Speaker 3>fun time. So I say, sit at the table with

0:30:00.680 --> 0:30:03.280
<v Speaker 3>everybody y'all in Spain, and you can charge me for

0:30:03.320 --> 0:30:06.959
<v Speaker 3>the comedian fee. I'll be fun I'll flirt with the guests,

0:30:07.280 --> 0:30:10.600
<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm gonna do. But no, it's some real shit,

0:30:10.760 --> 0:30:14.760
<v Speaker 3>like I don't want to hear. If we're casual friends

0:30:14.920 --> 0:30:17.560
<v Speaker 3>that you're having like money troubles through this, don't invite

0:30:17.560 --> 0:30:20.400
<v Speaker 3>me instead. However, if you do need some bread for

0:30:20.480 --> 0:30:22.360
<v Speaker 3>this wedding, maybe you only need to invite twenty people

0:30:22.360 --> 0:30:23.000
<v Speaker 3>that you fuck with.

0:30:23.040 --> 0:30:27.920
<v Speaker 1>Or maybe you shouldn't be getting married. I can't imagine

0:30:28.120 --> 0:30:30.880
<v Speaker 1>knowing that finances is the number one reason for a

0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:34.000
<v Speaker 1>lot of divorces and and breakups. The fact that you're

0:30:34.040 --> 0:30:37.400
<v Speaker 1>going into a wedding cutting corners financially because you can't

0:30:37.400 --> 0:30:40.360
<v Speaker 1>afford it or it doesn't make sense for you financially.

0:30:41.400 --> 0:30:43.200
<v Speaker 1>You and your partner ought to in a place right

0:30:43.240 --> 0:30:45.640
<v Speaker 1>now to maybe be considering marriage. You need to be

0:30:45.680 --> 0:30:46.240
<v Speaker 1>focused on.

0:30:46.680 --> 0:30:50.520
<v Speaker 2>Building a savings account, really working towards raising each of

0:30:50.560 --> 0:30:55.160
<v Speaker 2>your net works together so that this doesn't become a burden,

0:30:55.160 --> 0:30:58.600
<v Speaker 2>because I can't imagine going straight into a marriage with

0:30:58.680 --> 0:30:59.920
<v Speaker 2>somebody in debt.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, the average wedding cost, I would say forty thousand, Okay,

0:31:04.600 --> 0:31:05.280
<v Speaker 3>twenty eight.

0:31:06.320 --> 0:31:09.120
<v Speaker 1>And a little bit more. If you want to be fancy, well, no,

0:31:09.280 --> 0:31:11.840
<v Speaker 1>that's that's thirty thousand. That's around the country.

0:31:11.960 --> 0:31:15.320
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so thirty thousand, yeah, twenty eight to thirty eight, okay,

0:31:16.080 --> 0:31:17.720
<v Speaker 3>weddings with one hundred and fifty guests.

0:31:17.960 --> 0:31:18.680
<v Speaker 1>So you shir with you?

0:31:19.520 --> 0:31:22.600
<v Speaker 3>Uh my makeup artists have any wedding soon? And I

0:31:22.640 --> 0:31:24.719
<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, are you excited wedding planning? She was like, oh,

0:31:24.760 --> 0:31:26.200
<v Speaker 3>the venue has the food, the venue is doing open bar,

0:31:26.280 --> 0:31:28.520
<v Speaker 3>the venue's doing the giving. The djy like he's doing

0:31:28.640 --> 0:31:31.000
<v Speaker 3>this that, And then she's like, that was the easiest thing.

0:31:31.800 --> 0:31:36.239
<v Speaker 3>I really want to have a destination wedding because I

0:31:36.240 --> 0:31:38.320
<v Speaker 3>don't really want the pressure of gifts out.

0:31:38.360 --> 0:31:39.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna hold you.

0:31:42.240 --> 0:31:45.520
<v Speaker 2>What the lady asked him for sixty five dollars per person?

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<v Speaker 2>Will you have a destination wedding? You're expecting people to

0:31:48.400 --> 0:31:49.440
<v Speaker 2>pay over a thousand dollars each.

0:31:49.480 --> 0:31:51.520
<v Speaker 1>I I don't plan on having a lot of people.

0:31:51.720 --> 0:31:54.160
<v Speaker 2>No, But I'm just saying, oh, oh, gil, they're spending

0:31:54.320 --> 0:31:57.360
<v Speaker 2>over one thousand dollars because there's flight, there's room, of course,

0:31:57.600 --> 0:32:00.640
<v Speaker 2>so so it actually becomes more for your guests to

0:32:00.720 --> 0:32:02.160
<v Speaker 2>attend a destination wedding.

0:32:02.280 --> 0:32:04.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm okay with that. Of course, you are the niggas

0:32:04.720 --> 0:32:07.920
<v Speaker 1>the well, a little more cash, we'll have a reception here.

0:32:08.280 --> 0:32:11.760
<v Speaker 1>But I two weddings. I know that's right. Talk your

0:32:11.760 --> 0:32:18.480
<v Speaker 1>ship like money. I want to go ahead the party, bitch,

0:32:18.520 --> 0:32:20.120
<v Speaker 1>I am you think I'm gonna have a wedding reception

0:32:20.200 --> 0:32:25.320
<v Speaker 1>with a club flyer. I'm just playing. Okay, forward order,

0:32:25.640 --> 0:32:27.120
<v Speaker 1>let's talk about this ship that you will tease me

0:32:27.160 --> 0:32:32.680
<v Speaker 1>with forever. Woke up periods on? Yeah for me, I've

0:32:32.680 --> 0:32:40.840
<v Speaker 1>been getting pretty vibed now my period. Sorry, bitch, what

0:32:41.720 --> 0:32:44.120
<v Speaker 1>we got ship to do? Can you not be playing Russian?

0:32:45.160 --> 0:32:47.320
<v Speaker 1>You're doing a Russian Roulette with yo pussy, and we

0:32:47.400 --> 0:32:49.360
<v Speaker 1>got things to do. I'm not Russian Roulette. We been,

0:32:49.480 --> 0:32:51.960
<v Speaker 1>we we will we we we be chacking, we be

0:32:52.000 --> 0:32:55.880
<v Speaker 1>chacking these nuts. So anyway, I'm sorry. It did start

0:32:55.920 --> 0:32:58.560
<v Speaker 1>the day before, however, I was traveling. I was flying

0:32:58.600 --> 0:33:01.600
<v Speaker 1>back in from Mexico, and luckily I had some pads.

0:33:02.200 --> 0:33:04.400
<v Speaker 1>You know my pad? Girl? Me too? Oh why don't

0:33:04.440 --> 0:33:07.800
<v Speaker 1>use tampons? No more? Why not? Girl? When I put

0:33:07.840 --> 0:33:12.240
<v Speaker 1>the motherfucking pad on it, that thing go from four

0:33:12.320 --> 0:33:14.720
<v Speaker 1>days to two and a half. That should just be

0:33:14.800 --> 0:33:18.200
<v Speaker 1>blowing out. I don't have too many brown days. I'll

0:33:18.240 --> 0:33:21.080
<v Speaker 1>be ready. Yes, samples are girls. Tampons don't do what

0:33:21.120 --> 0:33:23.120
<v Speaker 1>they need to do period. However, it's you get there,

0:33:23.160 --> 0:33:25.200
<v Speaker 1>you put on a little diaper. I'm not doing the

0:33:25.200 --> 0:33:28.280
<v Speaker 1>diaper you're doing. No no, no, no, no, no, calm down, what

0:33:28.600 --> 0:33:29.200
<v Speaker 1>just calm down?

0:33:29.320 --> 0:33:33.240
<v Speaker 3>You never use a Peroy penny like the pennies to

0:33:33.280 --> 0:33:36.120
<v Speaker 3>sleep in the disposable period. I've had one Perry penny.

0:33:36.160 --> 0:33:38.959
<v Speaker 2>Shout out to all of those who sponsored my official

0:33:38.960 --> 0:33:42.160
<v Speaker 2>box owner. But I can't imagine walking all day in

0:33:42.240 --> 0:33:42.800
<v Speaker 2>just a penny.

0:33:45.640 --> 0:33:49.280
<v Speaker 3>Not fuck that I was wearing my shit anyway, go ahead,

0:33:49.480 --> 0:33:54.120
<v Speaker 3>poor dr. So this morning I wake up and I

0:33:54.120 --> 0:33:55.600
<v Speaker 3>got my makeup done because I was at a photo

0:33:55.600 --> 0:33:58.000
<v Speaker 3>shoot and then everything was all over the place, and

0:33:58.080 --> 0:34:00.160
<v Speaker 3>so it's getting down to the wire of the time

0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:00.680
<v Speaker 3>I need to leave.

0:34:00.720 --> 0:34:02.520
<v Speaker 1>There's no more pides in the house. I'm on the

0:34:02.520 --> 0:34:03.160
<v Speaker 1>phone Vinnie.

0:34:04.040 --> 0:34:05.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, fuck, dude, I don't want to do the

0:34:05.560 --> 0:34:09.240
<v Speaker 3>tissue thing because some cattle that doesn't work. It doesn't

0:34:09.600 --> 0:34:11.000
<v Speaker 3>and these are here.

0:34:11.800 --> 0:34:13.840
<v Speaker 2>I know you got like an ass now because you

0:34:13.880 --> 0:34:18.480
<v Speaker 2>getting a little thick. But like when I the emergency tissue,

0:34:18.880 --> 0:34:21.239
<v Speaker 2>it like folds up, it goes into my booty crack.

0:34:21.760 --> 0:34:23.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't like it, Like it literally doesn't stay.

0:34:24.120 --> 0:34:27.120
<v Speaker 1>It's like my booted hole will be like I've.

0:34:26.960 --> 0:34:29.200
<v Speaker 2>Tried it and it like sucks up the toilet paper

0:34:29.200 --> 0:34:31.560
<v Speaker 2>and then it's like a lot. It literally fits the

0:34:31.920 --> 0:34:35.239
<v Speaker 2>crack of my ass. Has that happened to you yet?

0:34:35.440 --> 0:34:38.120
<v Speaker 2>Just no, the ladies listening, No, if you gotta do

0:34:38.160 --> 0:34:40.760
<v Speaker 2>the emergency tissue by the time you go back in there,

0:34:40.960 --> 0:34:42.880
<v Speaker 2>it's like this thing because now I don't fit up

0:34:42.880 --> 0:34:45.479
<v Speaker 2>your boot crack, I'm sorry my ass will be eating

0:34:45.480 --> 0:34:47.239
<v Speaker 2>a tissue during that emergency.

0:34:47.480 --> 0:34:50.000
<v Speaker 1>I can't do it no more crazy.

0:34:50.360 --> 0:34:55.919
<v Speaker 3>But in this moment when I panicked, I was like, damn,

0:34:55.960 --> 0:34:57.480
<v Speaker 3>should I just be late? But I don't want to

0:34:57.520 --> 0:35:00.320
<v Speaker 3>start off the air like that, So stinking about what

0:35:00.320 --> 0:35:02.520
<v Speaker 3>I could use in the house. All the thinks underwear

0:35:02.560 --> 0:35:06.120
<v Speaker 3>like the period, actual panties, yep, things, Yeah, And then

0:35:06.200 --> 0:35:06.880
<v Speaker 3>I looked.

0:35:06.600 --> 0:35:09.160
<v Speaker 1>At Nina and I was like, damn, what are we

0:35:09.160 --> 0:35:12.520
<v Speaker 1>gonna do? What are we gonna do to your dog?

0:35:12.760 --> 0:35:17.759
<v Speaker 3>We talk together, and so I figured a pad itself

0:35:17.960 --> 0:35:22.279
<v Speaker 3>is just paper that can get blood soaked up in it, right,

0:35:23.400 --> 0:35:25.640
<v Speaker 3>And I have a dog and there's mad peepee pads

0:35:25.640 --> 0:35:28.800
<v Speaker 3>in my house. You did not fit a pee peepee

0:35:28.800 --> 0:35:31.120
<v Speaker 3>pad in your draws. I'm wearing it right now.

0:35:33.360 --> 0:35:36.360
<v Speaker 1>There is store, there's a seven eleven at the corner.

0:35:36.760 --> 0:35:38.560
<v Speaker 1>I didn't. So you just said, I'm just gonna say

0:35:38.680 --> 0:35:40.799
<v Speaker 1>my pee pee pad all day. No I'm not. Now

0:35:40.840 --> 0:35:42.520
<v Speaker 1>I have pads because I ran to the store.

0:35:42.719 --> 0:35:44.719
<v Speaker 2>So go ahead and share with the women how they

0:35:44.719 --> 0:35:46.680
<v Speaker 2>can cut up their dog.

0:35:47.080 --> 0:35:52.799
<v Speaker 3>Ever in a crutch. And it's not like I'm I'm

0:35:52.880 --> 0:35:56.520
<v Speaker 3>pussied to pad. I put tissue first, I cut the

0:35:56.560 --> 0:35:59.480
<v Speaker 3>little peepee pat and it's underneath the tissue, so I

0:35:59.520 --> 0:36:02.360
<v Speaker 3>made them out and honestly, I feel like a fucking scientist.

0:36:02.719 --> 0:36:03.960
<v Speaker 1>It's the smaller you cut it.

0:36:04.840 --> 0:36:08.080
<v Speaker 3>I would say, top five things I'm proud of in life,

0:36:08.600 --> 0:36:14.320
<v Speaker 3>horrible decisions, sex cells, WTF media, honestly making this pepe

0:36:14.360 --> 0:36:15.080
<v Speaker 3>pad top four?

0:36:20.040 --> 0:36:23.080
<v Speaker 1>Really, son, Let me tell you why else. I thought

0:36:23.080 --> 0:36:24.560
<v Speaker 1>the pppad was a great idea.

0:36:24.719 --> 0:36:27.080
<v Speaker 3>I've been talking about p play, not going to get

0:36:27.080 --> 0:36:30.680
<v Speaker 3>into it, but it's been a conversation and it's like, oh,

0:36:30.840 --> 0:36:33.120
<v Speaker 3>a ppe pad is how you do it.

0:36:33.360 --> 0:36:34.879
<v Speaker 1>Ladies, If you ever want to have.

0:36:34.800 --> 0:36:36.759
<v Speaker 3>A little squirt session, if you ever want to get

0:36:36.800 --> 0:36:40.000
<v Speaker 3>pissed on the horror derb is PP pads are what.

0:36:40.000 --> 0:36:42.840
<v Speaker 1>You use, duh.

0:36:43.160 --> 0:36:45.440
<v Speaker 3>And so anyway, it's working right now. We'll find out

0:36:45.440 --> 0:36:47.960
<v Speaker 3>when I get off the fear of the work works.

0:36:48.000 --> 0:36:52.040
<v Speaker 1>But I bought pads since I had to put something

0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:54.240
<v Speaker 1>on to get to the store. You know what's crazy.

0:36:54.960 --> 0:36:57.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm like really trying not to judge.

0:36:57.880 --> 0:37:00.960
<v Speaker 2>But I'm also like, if I going to a person's

0:37:00.960 --> 0:37:04.000
<v Speaker 2>home who doesn't have a dog, but there's peepee pads there,

0:37:04.480 --> 0:37:08.000
<v Speaker 2>then I know other things that they and so I'm

0:37:08.040 --> 0:37:10.239
<v Speaker 2>just not gonna judge. In twenty twenty four, good for

0:37:10.360 --> 0:37:11.040
<v Speaker 2>you scientists.

0:37:11.000 --> 0:37:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Wheezye, thank you. Look at you v That was really

0:37:14.200 --> 0:37:16.440
<v Speaker 1>all I wanted to say, as the animated bitch that

0:37:16.480 --> 0:37:21.960
<v Speaker 1>I am what you are? You not proud of me?

0:37:22.160 --> 0:37:24.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well I want to know. I'll let you know

0:37:24.719 --> 0:37:27.960
<v Speaker 2>if I'm proud of you, because starting off the year,

0:37:28.000 --> 0:37:28.520
<v Speaker 2>you wanted.

0:37:28.360 --> 0:37:30.000
<v Speaker 1>To share this for some you have look at you,

0:37:30.080 --> 0:37:32.279
<v Speaker 1>look at you. The fact that she just looked up

0:37:32.320 --> 0:37:35.080
<v Speaker 1>here she was bleeding through her goddamn geez scre But

0:37:35.120 --> 0:37:37.319
<v Speaker 1>honestly it's probably better than a Maxi Pad.

0:37:38.800 --> 0:37:41.919
<v Speaker 2>No, it's much thinner. Maxi Pad has super I don't

0:37:41.920 --> 0:37:44.000
<v Speaker 2>think doggy pads. Coming's super light regular.

0:37:44.960 --> 0:37:45.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie.

0:37:45.560 --> 0:37:47.880
<v Speaker 3>You might need to change this out, bro, I got

0:37:47.960 --> 0:37:51.479
<v Speaker 3>one now, okay anyway, So.

0:37:51.800 --> 0:37:55.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay, here we go. So everybody knows I love Mexico.

0:37:57.640 --> 0:38:00.400
<v Speaker 2>And you called me son. I'm surprised you ain't call

0:38:00.440 --> 0:38:05.240
<v Speaker 2>me essay, but go ahead. She's like, yo, son, not Essay.

0:38:05.480 --> 0:38:08.799
<v Speaker 3>So there's been no secret that I loved going there.

0:38:08.880 --> 0:38:10.759
<v Speaker 3>It's like my favorite escape place. And then one of

0:38:10.760 --> 0:38:13.040
<v Speaker 3>my homegirls recently told me shout out to Stephanie that

0:38:13.600 --> 0:38:16.920
<v Speaker 3>my venus line runs through Mexicano.

0:38:17.120 --> 0:38:21.960
<v Speaker 1>Your what we're not. I'm not gonna lie.

0:38:22.440 --> 0:38:25.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna let you talk about sitting in a peepee pad,

0:38:26.400 --> 0:38:28.360
<v Speaker 2>but I'm not gonna let you starts and moons this

0:38:28.440 --> 0:38:30.560
<v Speaker 2>ship at the top of the year. We're not gonna

0:38:30.600 --> 0:38:30.879
<v Speaker 2>do it.

0:38:31.320 --> 0:38:32.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, your Venus line.

0:38:33.000 --> 0:38:37.239
<v Speaker 2>There's houses, there's universes, there's rising suns, and no, we're

0:38:37.280 --> 0:38:37.719
<v Speaker 2>not doing that.

0:38:37.760 --> 0:38:40.400
<v Speaker 1>Don't let me get into the Chinese strology. Hey, the

0:38:40.520 --> 0:38:46.600
<v Speaker 1>year ago, year ago? Sure? Am mm hmm. Do you

0:38:46.600 --> 0:38:52.120
<v Speaker 1>know what you write? No? Hold on? You might be

0:38:52.160 --> 0:38:52.960
<v Speaker 1>a rat.

0:38:54.920 --> 0:38:57.640
<v Speaker 2>If you would go how I'm a dragon or something.

0:38:57.840 --> 0:38:58.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm something great.

0:38:58.560 --> 0:39:01.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm a great dragon ran, but it's the year of

0:39:01.680 --> 0:39:06.480
<v Speaker 3>me by the Year of the Horse. I don't hold on.

0:39:06.520 --> 0:39:09.360
<v Speaker 3>Let's see if it's apparently like better than let me

0:39:09.360 --> 0:39:10.960
<v Speaker 3>get into this ports book. Wait wait, wait, I am

0:39:11.040 --> 0:39:16.200
<v Speaker 3>a stallion eh high spirited, active, and energetic. Their enthusiasm

0:39:16.239 --> 0:39:19.319
<v Speaker 3>and cheerful personalities made people like them. Well duh, that's

0:39:19.360 --> 0:39:20.759
<v Speaker 3>why people that are born in the Year of the

0:39:20.760 --> 0:39:22.120
<v Speaker 3>Horse like to be the center of attention.

0:39:22.480 --> 0:39:24.800
<v Speaker 1>That is not what it says. That's sort of got you, lie.

0:39:25.320 --> 0:39:26.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't even believe none of that.

0:39:27.760 --> 0:39:31.320
<v Speaker 3>The horse is competitive with the goat, tiger, and rabbit.

0:39:31.400 --> 0:39:35.480
<v Speaker 3>See that money. That's crazy, Like Jed, we're not going

0:39:35.560 --> 0:39:41.080
<v Speaker 3>to start the Moses. Let's get into here, force them.

0:39:41.239 --> 0:39:44.400
<v Speaker 1>Okay. So I love Mexico and you guys know I

0:39:44.480 --> 0:39:45.200
<v Speaker 1>love to loom.

0:39:45.640 --> 0:39:47.520
<v Speaker 3>So it was going to be out in tu Loom

0:39:47.520 --> 0:39:50.680
<v Speaker 3>working on some of the book and partying. I worked

0:39:50.680 --> 0:39:52.759
<v Speaker 3>on an excerpt you could hear it on Patreon and

0:39:52.800 --> 0:39:53.479
<v Speaker 3>it was great.

0:39:53.520 --> 0:39:54.080
<v Speaker 1>Man, he liked it.

0:39:54.760 --> 0:39:57.759
<v Speaker 3>But I really thought I was going to decompress, and

0:39:57.760 --> 0:39:59.680
<v Speaker 3>I did, but I also got it in.

0:40:00.080 --> 0:40:04.839
<v Speaker 1>So before Tuloom happens, I had a trip to South Africa, and.

0:40:04.800 --> 0:40:07.239
<v Speaker 3>I told my nigga, like, I don't know how long

0:40:07.239 --> 0:40:08.680
<v Speaker 3>it be in Africa, like you need to be coming

0:40:08.719 --> 0:40:11.719
<v Speaker 3>to see me, so we need to figure it out.

0:40:11.960 --> 0:40:14.839
<v Speaker 3>And I appreciate that. He was like, all right, bitch, fine,

0:40:14.840 --> 0:40:16.440
<v Speaker 3>we'll go to Mexico. So I went to a new

0:40:16.480 --> 0:40:19.360
<v Speaker 3>place called Sayulita and it's outside of part of Arda

0:40:19.400 --> 0:40:21.360
<v Speaker 3>and one of my friends told me he's been having

0:40:21.400 --> 0:40:24.880
<v Speaker 3>a wild ass time there and he literally said to

0:40:24.920 --> 0:40:27.320
<v Speaker 3>me the night before I went, maybe he manifested it.

0:40:27.360 --> 0:40:28.520
<v Speaker 3>He was like, who you going? Wait, I'm like my

0:40:28.600 --> 0:40:31.480
<v Speaker 3>new boo. He's like is he what's he like? I

0:40:31.520 --> 0:40:32.840
<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, he's funny to turn off. He was like, y,

0:40:32.840 --> 0:40:34.560
<v Speaker 3>I'll probably fuck my hose out there. It's a weird ass,

0:40:34.560 --> 0:40:39.279
<v Speaker 3>wild ass placed. I was like, okay, So we get there.

0:40:39.360 --> 0:40:44.000
<v Speaker 3>We stayed at a gorgeous hotel and just like you

0:40:44.040 --> 0:40:46.480
<v Speaker 3>know when you need a vacation like that resort.

0:40:46.160 --> 0:40:48.640
<v Speaker 1>Vibe and like we've never been away together. It was great.

0:40:48.680 --> 0:40:50.880
<v Speaker 1>We already have grade sex and it just took it

0:40:50.920 --> 0:40:52.560
<v Speaker 1>up a notch. That's why I'm really happy to be

0:40:52.560 --> 0:40:55.560
<v Speaker 1>wearing a peepee bad full of blood today. Never knew,

0:40:55.640 --> 0:40:57.360
<v Speaker 1>you know, you can still be pregnant and get your berry.

0:40:57.560 --> 0:41:02.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm not okay, I'm just saying scientifically speaking, if I

0:41:02.760 --> 0:41:06.080
<v Speaker 3>was the peepee pad right now, do you think that No, Mandy,

0:41:06.080 --> 0:41:08.360
<v Speaker 3>I would say, still take a Partnancy Test, I'm not spotty.

0:41:08.880 --> 0:41:10.719
<v Speaker 3>It's full on. No, you could be full on and

0:41:10.800 --> 0:41:11.480
<v Speaker 3>still be pregnant.

0:41:12.680 --> 0:41:14.719
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, thank you.

0:41:14.760 --> 0:41:18.280
<v Speaker 2>Clara's like, yeah, bitch, I would like know your body, ma'am.

0:41:18.680 --> 0:41:23.680
<v Speaker 3>I I wish that we had a little more dialogue

0:41:23.760 --> 0:41:28.120
<v Speaker 3>of what threesomes would have looked like. Okay, there were

0:41:28.120 --> 0:41:31.319
<v Speaker 3>no issues on our end, but I realized, like, we're

0:41:31.400 --> 0:41:32.680
<v Speaker 3>very comfortable with each other.

0:41:33.280 --> 0:41:35.400
<v Speaker 1>We're very comfortable.

0:41:34.920 --> 0:41:36.520
<v Speaker 3>With the idea of talking about having sex with other

0:41:36.560 --> 0:41:39.279
<v Speaker 3>people and kind of like boundaries as far as like.

0:41:40.800 --> 0:41:43.319
<v Speaker 1>Maybe what we'd want it to look like.

0:41:44.520 --> 0:41:46.920
<v Speaker 3>But we never really had the conversation like what if

0:41:46.960 --> 0:41:49.360
<v Speaker 3>it happens tonight, which I think couples should do.

0:41:49.600 --> 0:41:51.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I agree, and we didn't.

0:41:51.320 --> 0:41:54.640
<v Speaker 3>But like that was whatever. So it's our second night

0:41:54.680 --> 0:41:56.799
<v Speaker 3>in Saulita and I'm already on a high. We're talking

0:41:56.800 --> 0:41:58.799
<v Speaker 3>about how we care about each other or word whatever.

0:41:59.120 --> 0:41:59.239
<v Speaker 1>Uh.

0:41:59.640 --> 0:42:03.560
<v Speaker 3>So we go to this restaurant that's recommended. Maybe it's

0:42:03.600 --> 0:42:07.799
<v Speaker 3>like a seven thirty reservation. We're both really tired, to

0:42:07.840 --> 0:42:09.160
<v Speaker 3>the point where I'm like, I might need to do

0:42:09.200 --> 0:42:09.600
<v Speaker 3>some drugs.

0:42:09.640 --> 0:42:10.279
<v Speaker 1>Nigga. I'm tired.

0:42:11.120 --> 0:42:13.640
<v Speaker 3>So we go upstairs. They're like, oh, you can have

0:42:13.640 --> 0:42:15.000
<v Speaker 3>a free drink if you go upstairs. We have a

0:42:15.000 --> 0:42:15.959
<v Speaker 3>club upstairs.

0:42:16.400 --> 0:42:18.719
<v Speaker 1>We go up there. It's empty as shit. Of course

0:42:18.719 --> 0:42:20.560
<v Speaker 1>it is, that's why you got the free drink. Yep.

0:42:20.960 --> 0:42:22.960
<v Speaker 3>So then we turn and oh, he's like, oh, can

0:42:22.960 --> 0:42:25.879
<v Speaker 3>we have too. Margarita's turns to the token. She's like, oh,

0:42:25.880 --> 0:42:26.960
<v Speaker 3>this is where our welcome drink.

0:42:27.880 --> 0:42:31.000
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, bro, what's the welcome drink?

0:42:31.320 --> 0:42:33.239
<v Speaker 3>Not a Margarita, bitch. Now we got to pay from

0:42:33.239 --> 0:42:35.920
<v Speaker 3>the drink. So I already annoyed it that he went

0:42:35.960 --> 0:42:37.759
<v Speaker 3>to the bathroom. I was talking to some gay guy,

0:42:37.880 --> 0:42:40.640
<v Speaker 3>or maybe it was the opposite. Yes, he went to

0:42:40.680 --> 0:42:43.680
<v Speaker 3>the bathroom, made a friend, brought the nigga out, and

0:42:43.719 --> 0:42:45.160
<v Speaker 3>the guy goes, oh my god, you're so high.

0:42:45.239 --> 0:42:46.400
<v Speaker 1>He's so high. Oh my god, you have to me.

0:42:46.520 --> 0:42:51.719
<v Speaker 1>My friends are lesbian. So in this empty ass club,

0:42:51.760 --> 0:42:53.040
<v Speaker 1>we walk right over and.

0:42:54.400 --> 0:42:58.080
<v Speaker 3>I hope they never see this. I'm not going to

0:42:58.120 --> 0:43:01.920
<v Speaker 3>say they were ugly. I'm just gonna say they had

0:43:02.080 --> 0:43:03.680
<v Speaker 3>very forgettable faces.

0:43:03.840 --> 0:43:06.239
<v Speaker 2>Can I also say this is why I said at

0:43:06.239 --> 0:43:11.240
<v Speaker 2>the top of this episode, the mid ugly them niggas

0:43:11.239 --> 0:43:15.640
<v Speaker 2>be getting pussed. It beat a mid ugly everybody.

0:43:15.160 --> 0:43:17.279
<v Speaker 1>Who actually be fucking more than the good looking people.

0:43:17.320 --> 0:43:21.120
<v Speaker 2>Let's be very clear, because here you go, they had

0:43:21.160 --> 0:43:23.040
<v Speaker 2>forgettable faces. That was a really nice way to call

0:43:23.120 --> 0:43:25.480
<v Speaker 2>them mid ugly. Okay, did I say it mid ugly?

0:43:25.560 --> 0:43:28.360
<v Speaker 1>They weren't ugly, Yeah, I wouldn't. We didn't know it was.

0:43:28.440 --> 0:43:32.480
<v Speaker 3>They weren't ugly, they just were forgettable. I wish I

0:43:32.560 --> 0:43:33.560
<v Speaker 3>knew one of their names.

0:43:34.920 --> 0:43:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Here we go, me and this nigga. Every time we

0:43:38.000 --> 0:43:40.000
<v Speaker 1>go out, everybody's always looking. I don't know. He said

0:43:40.040 --> 0:43:40.279
<v Speaker 1>to me.

0:43:40.520 --> 0:43:44.000
<v Speaker 3>We have just really like a very sexual energy already.

0:43:44.600 --> 0:43:47.000
<v Speaker 3>So I think that's one thing. And then on top

0:43:47.040 --> 0:43:50.400
<v Speaker 3>of that, like miss we're in Mexico, it wouldn't like

0:43:50.520 --> 0:43:51.680
<v Speaker 3>and we're in a little tiny town.

0:43:51.680 --> 0:43:55.319
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't no good looking people for it. So the

0:43:55.400 --> 0:43:58.759
<v Speaker 1>girl looks at him and just starts gawing him.

0:43:58.920 --> 0:44:01.000
<v Speaker 3>Now, he's a handsome man, but it was almost too

0:44:01.080 --> 0:44:03.840
<v Speaker 3>much like it got to a little fetishizing point, and

0:44:03.920 --> 0:44:06.319
<v Speaker 3>I almost was gonna stop it until I realized he

0:44:06.360 --> 0:44:07.399
<v Speaker 3>was just laughing and having fun.

0:44:08.000 --> 0:44:14.719
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so brookuick the ethnicity of these women, color of

0:44:14.800 --> 0:44:18.000
<v Speaker 1>the couch and if you can't see it, you guys

0:44:18.000 --> 0:44:21.080
<v Speaker 1>are listening, so that this is an audio experience. It's

0:44:21.320 --> 0:44:24.520
<v Speaker 1>what so cream they want?

0:44:25.440 --> 0:44:28.640
<v Speaker 3>They weren't cream bit cream like milk.

0:44:28.719 --> 0:44:32.520
<v Speaker 1>I want to say they were from Alaska or Oregon. White.

0:44:32.560 --> 0:44:33.479
<v Speaker 1>It's very cool.

0:44:33.640 --> 0:44:37.359
<v Speaker 3>Okay, what so one wasn't I don't want to say

0:44:37.360 --> 0:44:40.120
<v Speaker 3>she was fem but one was way more butch Okay.

0:44:40.160 --> 0:44:46.360
<v Speaker 1>So the one that wasn't butch seize him and was like, oh.

0:44:45.680 --> 0:44:49.560
<v Speaker 3>My gosh, so she's bisexual. Let's go dying for this nigga.

0:44:50.040 --> 0:44:52.439
<v Speaker 3>Look at these arms like and I was like, why

0:44:52.480 --> 0:44:54.200
<v Speaker 3>is she doing this? Like it was just too much.

0:44:54.600 --> 0:44:57.239
<v Speaker 3>So he's laughing, like what the fuck? She's like, oh

0:44:57.320 --> 0:44:59.480
<v Speaker 3>my god, your hair mind you he has locked. When

0:44:59.520 --> 0:45:00.600
<v Speaker 3>I saw him, he go up.

0:45:01.560 --> 0:45:04.279
<v Speaker 1>She went to touch his hair. I was looking to

0:45:04.280 --> 0:45:06.759
<v Speaker 1>see how he was because bitch, wait wait wait, but

0:45:06.920 --> 0:45:10.520
<v Speaker 1>she let these white women touch the dreadlocks of your man.

0:45:11.400 --> 0:45:14.399
<v Speaker 1>Stop it still gave them some dick and pussy home

0:45:14.480 --> 0:45:17.120
<v Speaker 1>on crazy. I'm ready to keep here. It was like

0:45:17.239 --> 0:45:20.680
<v Speaker 1>when the sit you cheering? Okay, I love that we

0:45:20.680 --> 0:45:22.320
<v Speaker 1>were fetishized lesbian.

0:45:22.480 --> 0:45:24.200
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if he pulled back, but there was

0:45:24.400 --> 0:45:26.759
<v Speaker 3>like I was looking and staring and it stopped for

0:45:26.800 --> 0:45:29.439
<v Speaker 3>a second. I was like, okay, yeah, he's giggling, he's laughing.

0:45:29.480 --> 0:45:31.440
<v Speaker 3>She's like, oh my, I'm sorry, this is my fiance.

0:45:32.480 --> 0:45:34.879
<v Speaker 3>You're just so hot, like couldn't stop talking about how

0:45:34.880 --> 0:45:37.879
<v Speaker 3>sexy he was. Then the fiance was like, oh my god,

0:45:37.880 --> 0:45:40.600
<v Speaker 3>and you're my type. She started talking about she got

0:45:40.600 --> 0:45:40.960
<v Speaker 3>a crush.

0:45:41.000 --> 0:45:42.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what little perto rica act she was

0:45:42.719 --> 0:45:45.360
<v Speaker 1>talking about, but I was like, I'm not who she

0:45:45.440 --> 0:45:47.600
<v Speaker 1>thinks I am. Okay. So now at this point they

0:45:47.600 --> 0:45:49.720
<v Speaker 1>both want to fuck us crazy like.

0:45:49.680 --> 0:45:51.799
<v Speaker 3>But no, wait, wait, wait, wait, sorry, the other one

0:45:51.840 --> 0:45:53.560
<v Speaker 3>wants to fuck him more than anybody wants to suck

0:45:53.560 --> 0:45:54.200
<v Speaker 3>anyone in the world.

0:45:54.320 --> 0:45:57.879
<v Speaker 1>Okay, the girls saying on the track of the butcher Chick.

0:45:57.960 --> 0:46:01.440
<v Speaker 3>But she's just like, oh, I'm sorry, like she's drunk whatever,

0:46:01.560 --> 0:46:03.040
<v Speaker 3>this is just she's wilding.

0:46:02.680 --> 0:46:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Out right, Okay, I'm like, it's cool. So I looked

0:46:05.600 --> 0:46:06.680
<v Speaker 1>at him and I was like, are you good? And

0:46:06.719 --> 0:46:08.080
<v Speaker 1>he was laughing. He's like, I'm good, I'm good. He

0:46:08.120 --> 0:46:10.759
<v Speaker 1>holds my hand. He's like letting me know, like you know,

0:46:10.800 --> 0:46:14.920
<v Speaker 1>which is very good threesome material. Okay, don't let me go, nigga,

0:46:15.239 --> 0:46:18.879
<v Speaker 1>I'll go wipe. Okay. So we start talking.

0:46:18.880 --> 0:46:21.640
<v Speaker 3>They're talking about how they got engaged in Sawilita on

0:46:21.680 --> 0:46:23.319
<v Speaker 3>a boat and they're so happy to be together.

0:46:23.360 --> 0:46:25.600
<v Speaker 1>They've been get this many years. Blah blah.

0:46:25.640 --> 0:46:28.880
<v Speaker 3>The girl that was gawking used to be a Mormon,

0:46:28.920 --> 0:46:31.440
<v Speaker 3>she's got kids and now she's in this lesbian relationships

0:46:31.440 --> 0:46:31.680
<v Speaker 3>a bitch.

0:46:31.719 --> 0:46:33.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what she thought. She saw some black

0:46:33.320 --> 0:46:34.759
<v Speaker 1>deep but she was gonna kate.

0:46:35.719 --> 0:46:42.080
<v Speaker 3>So we realize what's going on, and no one's saying anything. Finally,

0:46:42.120 --> 0:46:44.960
<v Speaker 3>the butch girl who was being very domineering was.

0:46:44.920 --> 0:46:50.600
<v Speaker 1>Like, dopineering, Like yeah, like that'sn't word. Can we looked

0:46:50.600 --> 0:46:53.000
<v Speaker 1>that up real quick? Domineering is a word dominaring, Like

0:46:53.040 --> 0:46:55.839
<v Speaker 1>domineering isn't like taking over the situation. So the other

0:46:55.920 --> 0:47:00.600
<v Speaker 1>girl's really drunk. She's like, I'm just trying to Okay,

0:47:00.600 --> 0:47:04.640
<v Speaker 1>I've been larry to dumb oh bit you right, Okay,

0:47:05.160 --> 0:47:07.600
<v Speaker 1>I've been talking to them. I think I have words out, Hey,

0:47:07.800 --> 0:47:08.680
<v Speaker 1>you could make some up.

0:47:08.719 --> 0:47:11.640
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes a certing ones will over another in an in

0:47:11.680 --> 0:47:12.640
<v Speaker 2>an arrogant way.

0:47:13.320 --> 0:47:15.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yah yeah, like this because there was a

0:47:15.040 --> 0:47:17.040
<v Speaker 3>man there and she was she said, I got this

0:47:17.280 --> 0:47:21.239
<v Speaker 3>mm hm, so I remember this, comp said, I for

0:47:21.280 --> 0:47:22.479
<v Speaker 3>this confidence I am.

0:47:22.480 --> 0:47:26.160
<v Speaker 1>She's like, so, I'm gonna be honest. We've had some.

0:47:26.200 --> 0:47:28.040
<v Speaker 3>Drinks, mind you, Mandy, at this point it might be

0:47:28.080 --> 0:47:30.520
<v Speaker 3>a forty five. We've had some drinks. You guys have

0:47:30.520 --> 0:47:33.040
<v Speaker 3>had some drinks, clearly.

0:47:34.200 --> 0:47:36.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you would like to engage, like

0:47:36.040 --> 0:47:38.200
<v Speaker 1>now she can't talk right, I don't know if you

0:47:38.239 --> 0:47:40.120
<v Speaker 1>would like to engage in making this like a thing,

0:47:40.760 --> 0:47:43.640
<v Speaker 1>but like I would love to have sex with you,

0:47:43.680 --> 0:47:46.240
<v Speaker 1>if you would love to have sex with me talking

0:47:46.280 --> 0:47:48.560
<v Speaker 1>to me only because mind you, this bitch is damn

0:47:48.560 --> 0:47:49.840
<v Speaker 1>you're trying to suck is tack in the corner.

0:47:50.600 --> 0:47:57.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I could be down. But also I'm like

0:47:57.080 --> 0:47:59.799
<v Speaker 3>doing the high pitch voice because I'm not sure. I

0:47:59.800 --> 0:48:01.480
<v Speaker 3>don't I know exactly what him and I said, but

0:48:01.520 --> 0:48:03.279
<v Speaker 3>we went away for a second. I was like, are

0:48:03.280 --> 0:48:05.680
<v Speaker 3>we doing fuck these white fish right now? And he

0:48:05.840 --> 0:48:08.359
<v Speaker 3>was like laughing. I'm like, this is so crazy because

0:48:08.360 --> 0:48:10.040
<v Speaker 3>we've talked about threesomes. I'm like, oh, were youna have

0:48:10.040 --> 0:48:13.239
<v Speaker 3>a foursome? And I'm like, they're not ugly. And then

0:48:13.239 --> 0:48:14.640
<v Speaker 3>he looks at the other chick. He's like, she has

0:48:14.640 --> 0:48:15.320
<v Speaker 3>a nice body.

0:48:16.200 --> 0:48:18.479
<v Speaker 1>She did, she had a really nice butt, big titty,

0:48:18.640 --> 0:48:20.200
<v Speaker 1>like again, she had kids. Go ahead and try to

0:48:20.200 --> 0:48:22.680
<v Speaker 1>make this better. No, I'm seeing what he's seeing. I'm

0:48:22.680 --> 0:48:23.359
<v Speaker 1>saying in this moment.

0:48:23.840 --> 0:48:26.719
<v Speaker 3>Then the other one had mentioned that she's never had

0:48:26.760 --> 0:48:28.880
<v Speaker 3>sex with a man, so gold start, all right. So

0:48:28.960 --> 0:48:31.120
<v Speaker 3>he was like, honestly, it's not about her, Like the

0:48:31.120 --> 0:48:32.520
<v Speaker 3>fact that she never has sex with a man, it's

0:48:32.560 --> 0:48:36.600
<v Speaker 3>got me like hard. He's like, now, I'm like, that's

0:48:36.680 --> 0:48:38.719
<v Speaker 3>more exciting to me. Okay, he wants to have like

0:48:38.760 --> 0:48:41.359
<v Speaker 3>this first experience. I'm like, all right, fucking let's fuck

0:48:41.400 --> 0:48:43.279
<v Speaker 3>these guys, white bit just let's just go. So we

0:48:43.360 --> 0:48:45.520
<v Speaker 3>go back over there and we're like, all right. The

0:48:45.600 --> 0:48:48.640
<v Speaker 3>one the butch girl goes, I'd like to ask a question,

0:48:49.200 --> 0:48:52.840
<v Speaker 3>are you guys clean? And I'm laughing to myself anddything

0:48:53.000 --> 0:48:54.799
<v Speaker 3>you're just asking, don't want to see nothing.

0:48:54.840 --> 0:48:56.920
<v Speaker 1>But I also, we should not be using terminology like

0:48:56.920 --> 0:48:57.560
<v Speaker 1>clean or dirty.

0:48:57.719 --> 0:49:03.440
<v Speaker 3>Yes, But it was just like what okay, so mind

0:49:03.480 --> 0:49:05.800
<v Speaker 3>you eight forty five, I think, cause who's.

0:49:05.560 --> 0:49:06.080
<v Speaker 1>Gonna say no?

0:49:07.280 --> 0:49:10.719
<v Speaker 2>That's why I want that question be very clear in

0:49:10.800 --> 0:49:13.279
<v Speaker 2>any space. If you're not asking for results, and this

0:49:13.360 --> 0:49:14.759
<v Speaker 2>is where this is the educational part.

0:49:14.960 --> 0:49:17.440
<v Speaker 1>If you're not asking for up to date, don't not

0:49:17.520 --> 0:49:19.600
<v Speaker 1>say even up to date within like the last two weeks.

0:49:19.600 --> 0:49:21.680
<v Speaker 2>I would say, even if you're not asking for paperwork,

0:49:21.719 --> 0:49:25.319
<v Speaker 2>to ask somebody, are you clean? No one is going

0:49:25.400 --> 0:49:25.839
<v Speaker 2>to be like.

0:49:26.200 --> 0:49:28.680
<v Speaker 1>Actually, of course I'm not. I'm dirty. I've had one

0:49:28.800 --> 0:49:32.600
<v Speaker 1>guy in my life tell me he had her bees. Okay,

0:49:33.080 --> 0:49:35.479
<v Speaker 1>other than that, and that was.

0:49:35.560 --> 0:49:37.879
<v Speaker 3>Something he said on his own, maybe date number two,

0:49:38.120 --> 0:49:41.760
<v Speaker 3>which is good. And I remember thinking, oh, he brought

0:49:41.800 --> 0:49:43.920
<v Speaker 3>this up before we even got to the sex talk,

0:49:43.960 --> 0:49:46.440
<v Speaker 3>because that's the type of man he is, right. I

0:49:46.520 --> 0:49:48.520
<v Speaker 3>bet there are so many men walking around and probably

0:49:48.560 --> 0:49:50.520
<v Speaker 3>unknowingly with something like that would never say anything.

0:49:50.600 --> 0:49:53.320
<v Speaker 1>Yep. And he gave me the choice, even though I

0:49:53.440 --> 0:49:55.920
<v Speaker 1>fuck him. I do think that was admirable. So anyway,

0:49:55.920 --> 0:49:59.160
<v Speaker 1>fast forward, so I was like, yo, I need another drink.

0:49:59.200 --> 0:50:00.839
<v Speaker 1>Let's go somewhere on some other drinks and then yeah,

0:50:00.840 --> 0:50:02.120
<v Speaker 1>we'll come to your place, she's like, our places around

0:50:02.120 --> 0:50:03.680
<v Speaker 1>the corner. Our places on the corner, Our places around

0:50:03.680 --> 0:50:05.919
<v Speaker 1>the corner. So then at this point he's like god

0:50:06.000 --> 0:50:08.759
<v Speaker 1>damn yo and me and him laughing, and he's like, well,

0:50:09.000 --> 0:50:10.120
<v Speaker 1>all right, let me get a cigarette.

0:50:10.120 --> 0:50:11.440
<v Speaker 3>Like he's trying to figure out how we can get

0:50:11.440 --> 0:50:13.520
<v Speaker 3>a break for a second. We got a cigarettes out

0:50:13.520 --> 0:50:15.040
<v Speaker 3>the house. She's like, all right, there's a cool bar

0:50:15.120 --> 0:50:15.920
<v Speaker 3>by the house, Mandy.

0:50:15.960 --> 0:50:18.680
<v Speaker 1>They walked us right by this goddamn bar, go to

0:50:18.719 --> 0:50:21.160
<v Speaker 1>Annie's or whatever it was called. I remember walking by

0:50:21.200 --> 0:50:22.640
<v Speaker 1>the bar and being like that looked like a a

0:50:22.920 --> 0:50:25.000
<v Speaker 1>n and what the hell is that? And they said,

0:50:25.000 --> 0:50:27.560
<v Speaker 1>we're just gonna take you to the room. Bro, it's crazy.

0:50:27.600 --> 0:50:29.840
<v Speaker 1>So they take us to the airbnb. We got drinks.

0:50:30.280 --> 0:50:33.120
<v Speaker 3>We get there and I'm like, okay, how do we

0:50:33.120 --> 0:50:39.279
<v Speaker 3>start this three so bitch or some nope, we'll find out.

0:50:39.520 --> 0:50:39.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:50:40.440 --> 0:50:44.000
<v Speaker 3>So we get to the house and these bitches put

0:50:44.040 --> 0:50:47.520
<v Speaker 3>on Usher and I whispered to him, wait, what song

0:50:47.960 --> 0:50:49.600
<v Speaker 3>that matter? Just an Usher playlist?

0:50:49.760 --> 0:50:51.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay? And I said, do you think he put on

0:50:51.960 --> 0:50:55.000
<v Speaker 1>Usher because we put And he was like, no, baby,

0:50:55.000 --> 0:50:57.120
<v Speaker 1>they put on Usher because it's like sex music, said

0:50:57.160 --> 0:51:00.800
<v Speaker 1>it is that's what which one? Because we're black? No, no, no, no,

0:51:00.840 --> 0:51:05.200
<v Speaker 1>like if Yeah was on the White women, but if

0:51:05.320 --> 0:51:09.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah was on, that's different than Superstar Superstar. What's your

0:51:09.719 --> 0:51:11.520
<v Speaker 1>go to threes of music? Oh?

0:51:11.560 --> 0:51:13.520
<v Speaker 2>I say it all the time, but snow a leggra

0:51:13.640 --> 0:51:17.080
<v Speaker 2>radio and it plays like Daniel Caesar snow Alegra.

0:51:17.440 --> 0:51:19.160
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm gonna put on the Brent Bias Man. Of

0:51:19.200 --> 0:51:23.080
<v Speaker 1>course you shout out to you, Jordan shout out to music.

0:51:23.160 --> 0:51:25.040
<v Speaker 1>Jordan was great. He opened up for black Really.

0:51:25.200 --> 0:51:27.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I thought you were gonna say Jordan was great.

0:51:28.120 --> 0:51:31.080
<v Speaker 1>All right, I haven't been fucking actually.

0:51:30.760 --> 0:51:36.600
<v Speaker 3>So anyway, so we're sitting down, we're smoking I think weed. Yeah,

0:51:36.640 --> 0:51:38.480
<v Speaker 3>we had we with us. Then we're having a drink

0:51:39.000 --> 0:51:41.520
<v Speaker 3>and my leg is up and I made a joke

0:51:41.560 --> 0:51:42.799
<v Speaker 3>and I was like, oh my god, I can't believe

0:51:42.800 --> 0:51:44.320
<v Speaker 3>I'm a type of force. Some I didn't shave my

0:51:44.400 --> 0:51:48.400
<v Speaker 3>legs and I was just I don't know where it

0:51:48.440 --> 0:51:48.759
<v Speaker 3>came from.

0:51:48.800 --> 0:51:52.160
<v Speaker 2>I think this butcher cared if you had motherfucker niggas

0:51:52.160 --> 0:51:53.319
<v Speaker 2>don't care if they hear from Yo.

0:51:53.360 --> 0:51:55.480
<v Speaker 1>Pussy is growing on to you in a tho. So

0:51:55.520 --> 0:51:58.239
<v Speaker 1>then it starts with everybody's touching my legs, oh god,

0:51:58.360 --> 0:52:01.880
<v Speaker 1>and it's prickly. Yeah, but also everybody's legs were prickly,

0:52:01.960 --> 0:52:05.080
<v Speaker 1>right cause then he's like he's got my feet like

0:52:05.120 --> 0:52:06.480
<v Speaker 1>in his lap, like on his dick, so he's like

0:52:06.560 --> 0:52:07.400
<v Speaker 1>rubbing my legs.

0:52:08.520 --> 0:52:12.640
<v Speaker 3>And then the one that wants to fuck him, which

0:52:12.800 --> 0:52:14.560
<v Speaker 3>any women that want to be a unicorn should do this,

0:52:14.800 --> 0:52:18.000
<v Speaker 3>or like, she was like, I want to kiss you, okay,

0:52:18.160 --> 0:52:21.359
<v Speaker 3>So we start kissing, and I was kind of over her,

0:52:21.680 --> 0:52:24.360
<v Speaker 3>and so then she starts kissing him, which I was

0:52:24.360 --> 0:52:24.719
<v Speaker 3>fine with.

0:52:25.719 --> 0:52:26.960
<v Speaker 1>So this one, I just want to see him get

0:52:27.000 --> 0:52:28.200
<v Speaker 1>some pussy and fucking bitch in front of me.

0:52:28.640 --> 0:52:31.839
<v Speaker 3>So then the butch bitch is like so we start

0:52:31.880 --> 0:52:36.160
<v Speaker 3>making up, and it's funny because when he mentions me

0:52:36.200 --> 0:52:38.360
<v Speaker 3>in the club like this is the one I want.

0:52:38.600 --> 0:52:39.920
<v Speaker 1>She wasn't that butch by the way.

0:52:40.000 --> 0:52:41.920
<v Speaker 3>She was just like white girl that was wearing like

0:52:41.960 --> 0:52:45.560
<v Speaker 3>surferboard outfit with like a sports brad top, not like stood.

0:52:46.080 --> 0:52:47.920
<v Speaker 1>But he was like, yeah, this one.

0:52:48.080 --> 0:52:50.200
<v Speaker 3>So then he grabs her and starts kissing her, and

0:52:50.200 --> 0:52:51.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh my god, this is crazy.

0:52:52.000 --> 0:52:53.320
<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, have you ever kissed a guy? And

0:52:53.360 --> 0:52:58.800
<v Speaker 1>she's like I have not funny.

0:52:59.480 --> 0:53:02.080
<v Speaker 3>So I was like, okay, well, so the other girl

0:53:02.160 --> 0:53:05.120
<v Speaker 3>just takes off her fucking clothes and she's like, oh no, no,

0:53:05.120 --> 0:53:06.799
<v Speaker 3>the butch domineering.

0:53:07.760 --> 0:53:10.680
<v Speaker 1>Let's get to the bedroom. She is set in this

0:53:10.719 --> 0:53:12.440
<v Speaker 1>whole scene as if she's done it all before. I

0:53:12.480 --> 0:53:12.839
<v Speaker 1>love it.

0:53:13.320 --> 0:53:17.160
<v Speaker 3>So she was like, I have some toys and she

0:53:17.400 --> 0:53:21.640
<v Speaker 3>likes them. So mind you. Here's the funniest part of

0:53:21.640 --> 0:53:24.879
<v Speaker 3>the night. Me and this nigga was drinking a lot

0:53:24.880 --> 0:53:26.840
<v Speaker 3>of water because we were drunk from the night before.

0:53:26.960 --> 0:53:29.400
<v Speaker 3>This is our second night there, and we were drinking

0:53:29.440 --> 0:53:30.880
<v Speaker 3>a lot, trying to get ready for this shit and

0:53:30.960 --> 0:53:31.839
<v Speaker 3>drinking beer with them.

0:53:32.280 --> 0:53:33.880
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'll be our back up, go to the bathroom.

0:53:34.000 --> 0:53:35.560
<v Speaker 3>So I'm waiting for him because I'm like I got

0:53:35.640 --> 0:53:37.799
<v Speaker 3>heat too me And while these bitches trying to get in,

0:53:37.840 --> 0:53:38.920
<v Speaker 3>we're like, god damn it.

0:53:39.480 --> 0:53:42.040
<v Speaker 1>So we get into bed. This girl's fucking.

0:53:41.800 --> 0:53:45.600
<v Speaker 3>Her with like a vibrator or whatever, right, and we're

0:53:45.680 --> 0:53:49.120
<v Speaker 3>kind of watching. We're letting them do their thing, and

0:53:49.160 --> 0:53:54.959
<v Speaker 3>then I start with the bem chick and I'm going, hamm,

0:53:55.080 --> 0:53:56.880
<v Speaker 3>I ain't been in a pussy in a minute, minds you.

0:53:56.960 --> 0:53:58.880
<v Speaker 1>It turned into shit. The last time I truck it did.

0:53:59.080 --> 0:54:01.000
<v Speaker 1>So I'm getting in there and he's like on the bed,

0:54:01.040 --> 0:54:05.600
<v Speaker 1>he's watching me, and I'm like, okay, I'm going it.

0:54:06.360 --> 0:54:09.600
<v Speaker 1>So the girl starts squirting in your face.

0:54:09.800 --> 0:54:11.640
<v Speaker 3>No no, no, it wasn't like crazy squirt, but like,

0:54:12.440 --> 0:54:16.040
<v Speaker 3>and he's okay, thank you, and he's saying it right,

0:54:16.120 --> 0:54:19.240
<v Speaker 3>He's like, oh shit, niggas.

0:54:19.360 --> 0:54:21.320
<v Speaker 1>Niggas got a nick bro. He's like, oh shit, y

0:54:24.480 --> 0:54:27.160
<v Speaker 1>pussy square, you're making a square. Okay, Like he's like

0:54:27.239 --> 0:54:29.920
<v Speaker 1>talking to me. That's the only thing he said. And

0:54:29.960 --> 0:54:32.279
<v Speaker 1>when he said that, I looked at the butch chick

0:54:32.320 --> 0:54:35.840
<v Speaker 1>and she was like displeased. And the girl's super loud

0:54:35.920 --> 0:54:38.520
<v Speaker 1>right now, right like the whole time, she wasn't this loud.

0:54:38.719 --> 0:54:40.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying this to amp myself up. Me and

0:54:40.960 --> 0:54:42.799
<v Speaker 1>him and went over this moment because this is where

0:54:42.800 --> 0:54:46.799
<v Speaker 1>the funny started. She's screaming and it's like going in

0:54:47.080 --> 0:54:49.200
<v Speaker 1>And then I had on nails because I had just

0:54:49.239 --> 0:54:53.680
<v Speaker 1>done some kind of ad. So he goes, don't the

0:54:53.680 --> 0:54:56.560
<v Speaker 1>toy dies and he goes, oh, you should fuck her too,

0:54:56.719 --> 0:54:59.000
<v Speaker 1>talking about the butch chick. I'm like, I can't because

0:54:59.040 --> 0:55:02.640
<v Speaker 1>of my nails, and he looks at me, and I

0:55:02.680 --> 0:55:05.560
<v Speaker 1>look at him. I'm like, uh, cause, like I don't

0:55:05.560 --> 0:55:07.000
<v Speaker 1>know what to do because I kind of didn't want

0:55:07.040 --> 0:55:08.839
<v Speaker 1>to fuck the butcher bitch because her energy got weird.

0:55:08.840 --> 0:55:12.240
<v Speaker 1>Once the other bitch starts corting, so he starts kissing

0:55:12.239 --> 0:55:14.800
<v Speaker 1>the girl, the femb chick, and they're like fucking around,

0:55:15.840 --> 0:55:18.520
<v Speaker 1>and then the butch bitch goes in the bathroom. Me

0:55:18.640 --> 0:55:20.600
<v Speaker 1>being me, I don't know why how to do this

0:55:20.680 --> 0:55:23.399
<v Speaker 1>the check in, but I have to because I knew

0:55:23.400 --> 0:55:26.160
<v Speaker 1>something was wrong right and I've been there in the

0:55:26.160 --> 0:55:27.160
<v Speaker 1>middle of the foursome.

0:55:27.200 --> 0:55:29.880
<v Speaker 3>She removed herself, yet she's clearly filling away. So I

0:55:29.920 --> 0:55:32.520
<v Speaker 3>went to the bathroom. I'm like, hey, mind you, this

0:55:32.560 --> 0:55:37.799
<v Speaker 3>is a studio Airbnb. It's an open floor flint. We're

0:55:37.880 --> 0:55:40.640
<v Speaker 3>not that far away from the bed maybe right there.

0:55:41.080 --> 0:55:44.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, hey, are you okay. She's like no, I'm

0:55:44.200 --> 0:55:46.440
<v Speaker 1>not okay, Like I didn't know this was going to

0:55:46.480 --> 0:55:47.799
<v Speaker 1>bother me, And I'm like, yo, you were the.

0:55:47.719 --> 0:55:50.359
<v Speaker 3>One that like told us to get in the bed.

0:55:50.680 --> 0:55:51.880
<v Speaker 3>She's like, I know, I just didn't know to it.

0:55:51.920 --> 0:55:54.000
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, I know, it's okay, I understand,

0:55:54.400 --> 0:55:55.920
<v Speaker 3>and she's like, oh my God, you're walking me through this.

0:55:55.920 --> 0:55:57.200
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe you're walking me through this. And then

0:55:57.239 --> 0:55:59.320
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, yo, for a living, I'm a sex educator.

0:55:59.360 --> 0:56:01.080
<v Speaker 3>I just want to make you feel better. I don't

0:56:01.080 --> 0:56:02.400
<v Speaker 3>want to say I'm a podcast or so all your

0:56:02.440 --> 0:56:03.480
<v Speaker 3>business gonna be on a podcast.

0:56:03.800 --> 0:56:05.600
<v Speaker 1>But I was like, I'm a sex educator, so I

0:56:05.640 --> 0:56:07.480
<v Speaker 1>just want you to know, like, I'm not feeling uncomfortable

0:56:07.520 --> 0:56:07.759
<v Speaker 1>at all.

0:56:07.800 --> 0:56:09.799
<v Speaker 3>This is not uncomfortable. I'm having a good time. I

0:56:09.880 --> 0:56:11.359
<v Speaker 3>just want you to know we're all having a good time.

0:56:11.560 --> 0:56:13.879
<v Speaker 3>She starts crying. In the middle of her crying.

0:56:13.640 --> 0:56:16.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, is it. I'm not gonna lie.

0:56:16.480 --> 0:56:18.800
<v Speaker 2>This is how, by the way, for y'all that like

0:56:18.920 --> 0:56:23.520
<v Speaker 2>to ask about how to have a threesome or foursome, no, no, no, no,

0:56:23.680 --> 0:56:28.359
<v Speaker 2>fuck them talking ninety percent of them and like this

0:56:28.719 --> 0:56:32.520
<v Speaker 2>where somebody is crying, uncomfortable, removes themselves and now hates

0:56:32.600 --> 0:56:36.120
<v Speaker 2>that this ever happened. I'm not going to lie you

0:56:36.280 --> 0:56:39.040
<v Speaker 2>saying this. This is literally how I even how men

0:56:39.120 --> 0:56:42.719
<v Speaker 2>say no, we needed like ninety percent of threesomes are unsuccessful.

0:56:42.760 --> 0:56:43.799
<v Speaker 1>We need to talk about this too.

0:56:43.840 --> 0:56:45.719
<v Speaker 3>That's why I was like, I have to show you unsuccessful.

0:56:46.360 --> 0:56:48.799
<v Speaker 3>She starts crying right, maybe like to the point where

0:56:48.800 --> 0:56:50.799
<v Speaker 3>like we're holding hands and this is all I can hear.

0:56:51.920 --> 0:56:55.240
<v Speaker 3>I can hear him. All I hear is the wetness

0:56:55.280 --> 0:56:55.680
<v Speaker 3>from the girls.

0:56:58.719 --> 0:57:04.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I'm like, oh my god, mind you.

0:57:04.120 --> 0:57:07.279
<v Speaker 3>He don't know what the fuck is going on, and

0:57:07.360 --> 0:57:10.480
<v Speaker 3>like this bitch is crying. She's like, I don't even

0:57:10.480 --> 0:57:13.840
<v Speaker 3>know if we're gonna get married now. It sounds like

0:57:13.840 --> 0:57:16.960
<v Speaker 3>fucking macaroni and Jesus, mind you, bitch. The bitch is

0:57:16.960 --> 0:57:19.800
<v Speaker 3>scored is so much. I'm getting mad and I'm like,

0:57:20.160 --> 0:57:21.000
<v Speaker 3>this is too much.

0:57:22.000 --> 0:57:23.919
<v Speaker 1>So finally they're bad.

0:57:24.520 --> 0:57:26.840
<v Speaker 3>I go over right and he's on top of her

0:57:26.920 --> 0:57:29.080
<v Speaker 3>in the bed. I'm like, baby, we gotta go.

0:57:29.120 --> 0:57:34.800
<v Speaker 1>And he's like that baby, we gotta go. And I'm

0:57:34.800 --> 0:57:36.960
<v Speaker 1>like and then so I'm like they need a moment.

0:57:37.240 --> 0:57:39.200
<v Speaker 1>So the butch bitch goes on the patio. I'm like,

0:57:39.200 --> 0:57:41.480
<v Speaker 1>we gotta go, we gotta go, please, we gotta go.

0:57:41.640 --> 0:57:42.160
<v Speaker 1>And he does.

0:57:42.240 --> 0:57:45.840
<v Speaker 3>Still don't know what's going on, right, So the girl

0:57:45.920 --> 0:57:48.200
<v Speaker 3>takes a break and she's fucking squirted out. Bro her

0:57:48.280 --> 0:57:51.760
<v Speaker 3>legs are like this, like this nigga destroyed her. I mean,

0:57:51.840 --> 0:57:55.360
<v Speaker 3>she can't even move and like her partner's outside crying.

0:57:55.480 --> 0:57:57.160
<v Speaker 3>So I'm like, can you come here please? So I'm

0:57:57.200 --> 0:57:58.840
<v Speaker 3>trying to tell him. He goes to the bathroom. I'm like,

0:57:59.120 --> 0:58:00.320
<v Speaker 3>she's fucking crying.

0:58:00.120 --> 0:58:05.560
<v Speaker 1>Goes what they gonna do it? She run us over here.

0:58:05.600 --> 0:58:08.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, yo, it's not right. Please can we please go?

0:58:09.040 --> 0:58:10.720
<v Speaker 3>And he's like, yo, I'm not rushing out of here.

0:58:10.720 --> 0:58:11.680
<v Speaker 3>I need a minute.

0:58:11.880 --> 0:58:13.960
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'm about to clean up whatever and then

0:58:13.960 --> 0:58:14.280
<v Speaker 1>we'll go.

0:58:14.360 --> 0:58:17.600
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm gonna have a give me a second, bitch.

0:58:17.640 --> 0:58:19.640
<v Speaker 3>I go on to fucking balcony because I'm feeling bathroom

0:58:19.680 --> 0:58:19.960
<v Speaker 3>this bitch.

0:58:20.160 --> 0:58:21.760
<v Speaker 1>She's still crying. Mandy.

0:58:22.160 --> 0:58:25.840
<v Speaker 3>Now she's escaped to the pool area. The girlfriend comes

0:58:25.840 --> 0:58:29.440
<v Speaker 3>out and she's like, Janafe's making out with me. I'm like, yo, yo, yeah,

0:58:30.120 --> 0:58:30.800
<v Speaker 3>this bitch.

0:58:30.640 --> 0:58:34.960
<v Speaker 1>Is horn me. Okay, she's fucking ready to go. I'm like, yo,

0:58:34.960 --> 0:58:38.160
<v Speaker 1>your girl's over there crying. Should I go over there?

0:58:40.840 --> 0:58:45.120
<v Speaker 1>I think south. So this thigga comes back out looking

0:58:45.200 --> 0:58:47.160
<v Speaker 1>all cool as shit, is fucking button up his oi,

0:58:47.240 --> 0:58:48.720
<v Speaker 1>gotta fucking joint in his hand.

0:58:48.760 --> 0:58:51.760
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, bro, can we go? He's like, no, my

0:58:51.800 --> 0:58:54.200
<v Speaker 3>finish this shit, Like why are you rushing me. These

0:58:54.280 --> 0:58:55.800
<v Speaker 3>bitches are having a breakdown.

0:58:56.480 --> 0:58:58.360
<v Speaker 1>Bro. They're in the corner crying. He rubbing my leg.

0:58:58.360 --> 0:58:59.919
<v Speaker 1>He's like, are you okay? Like, are you feeling good?

0:59:00.400 --> 0:59:04.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm okay. He's like, all right, let me get my drinks.

0:59:04.480 --> 0:59:06.160
<v Speaker 1>He was trying to have around two after the bitch.

0:59:06.640 --> 0:59:11.080
<v Speaker 3>He's like, yo, I'm trying to I'm like, she's crying.

0:59:11.160 --> 0:59:15.560
<v Speaker 3>He's like again, girls, So they come back. The girl's like,

0:59:16.080 --> 0:59:17.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, I know what's gonna happen to me?

0:59:17.920 --> 0:59:25.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I never And bro, that's the thing.

0:59:25.200 --> 0:59:27.840
<v Speaker 1>Y'all be thinking you'll ready for the three soomes and emotionally,

0:59:29.640 --> 0:59:32.360
<v Speaker 1>but you know what, it's crazy. He told me.

0:59:32.400 --> 0:59:33.640
<v Speaker 3>I was like, yo, she wasn't ready for to be

0:59:33.760 --> 0:59:35.840
<v Speaker 3>with a nigga. And he's like, no, he said that

0:59:35.960 --> 0:59:39.320
<v Speaker 3>happened when you were sucking her. He's like, she wasn't

0:59:39.320 --> 0:59:40.680
<v Speaker 3>ready for that ship period.

0:59:41.080 --> 0:59:42.800
<v Speaker 1>No. So she was like, if you.

0:59:42.760 --> 0:59:44.480
<v Speaker 3>Guys want to stay, you're walking to stay. The couch

0:59:44.520 --> 0:59:46.520
<v Speaker 3>pulls out. I'm fine, I don't want to be awkward.

0:59:46.560 --> 0:59:48.480
<v Speaker 3>I feel like I'm ruining the night. And I was like, yeah,

0:59:48.560 --> 0:59:49.960
<v Speaker 3>she was so weird. I'm like, yeah, we're good.

0:59:49.960 --> 0:59:51.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't worry, bitch. No, no, their names. Well, this

0:59:52.080 --> 0:59:55.120
<v Speaker 1>was fun. All right, We're gonna go back to the

0:59:55.160 --> 1:00:00.040
<v Speaker 1>club exactly what you're ably walking down his hill and

1:00:00.080 --> 1:00:01.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yo, I can't believe.

1:00:01.320 --> 1:00:02.400
<v Speaker 3>We just had to force them. All we did was

1:00:02.440 --> 1:00:03.560
<v Speaker 3>go to dinner. We said he was gonna keep a

1:00:03.600 --> 1:00:04.800
<v Speaker 3>chill to then and he's like, nah, I know that

1:00:04.880 --> 1:00:08.760
<v Speaker 3>was funny. It's only like the club.

1:00:11.040 --> 1:00:14.160
<v Speaker 1>Bro. We go to the club and then we see

1:00:14.200 --> 1:00:14.760
<v Speaker 1>this other ground.

1:00:14.800 --> 1:00:17.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, yo, no, stoping like this is like, so

1:00:17.480 --> 1:00:19.960
<v Speaker 3>we're having fun, bro, go back to the fucking hotel.

1:00:20.320 --> 1:00:22.240
<v Speaker 3>He claims, this is the best sex we've ever had.

1:00:22.640 --> 1:00:25.040
<v Speaker 3>I have another moment that was my favorite. But we

1:00:25.040 --> 1:00:28.120
<v Speaker 3>were literally under the stars fucking having sex.

1:00:28.800 --> 1:00:31.360
<v Speaker 1>Look I gazing. Well, that would be your favorite.

1:00:31.440 --> 1:00:33.240
<v Speaker 2>His favorite would be when there was two other bitches

1:00:33.240 --> 1:00:35.400
<v Speaker 2>in the bed. No, that was his face, the one

1:00:35.480 --> 1:00:36.520
<v Speaker 2>under the stars and shit.

1:00:36.400 --> 1:00:38.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh said that that. He just said that was my

1:00:39.080 --> 1:00:40.880
<v Speaker 3>favorite sex we ever had. Was Thanksgiving me, but I

1:00:40.880 --> 1:00:42.200
<v Speaker 3>was on my period. It was a full moon. I'll

1:00:42.200 --> 1:00:43.200
<v Speaker 3>know what's going on, the show is good.

1:00:43.240 --> 1:00:44.720
<v Speaker 1>So he didn't say that that was his favorite.

1:00:44.760 --> 1:00:47.680
<v Speaker 3>He said the star gazing was okay, Like he's like, Yo,

1:00:47.720 --> 1:00:51.160
<v Speaker 3>the fucking being under the stars with you having sex outside. Also,

1:00:51.200 --> 1:00:53.720
<v Speaker 3>the crazy thing is this is my ego, my nigga,

1:00:53.960 --> 1:00:56.440
<v Speaker 3>This is how ego driven I am. And when I

1:00:56.480 --> 1:00:58.600
<v Speaker 3>tell you, I'm embarrassed.

1:00:57.920 --> 1:00:58.480
<v Speaker 1>To say this.

1:00:59.840 --> 1:01:02.360
<v Speaker 3>There was a moment where she was squirting and I

1:01:02.440 --> 1:01:03.960
<v Speaker 3>knew he was enjoying it, and I was like, damn,

1:01:03.960 --> 1:01:05.840
<v Speaker 3>I know I'm gonna be squirting like that. Do you

1:01:05.840 --> 1:01:08.000
<v Speaker 3>know I scored it that night on a dick. I

1:01:08.080 --> 1:01:09.760
<v Speaker 3>know that's right, that's my fucking brain.

1:01:10.320 --> 1:01:13.360
<v Speaker 1>Bitch you think another bitch gonna do this shit? Girl? Literally,

1:01:13.440 --> 1:01:14.760
<v Speaker 1>I think I pushed that shit out. I was like,

1:01:15.760 --> 1:01:20.160
<v Speaker 1>it was pissed you beat on a nigga. But so

1:01:20.200 --> 1:01:22.680
<v Speaker 1>the four some turned into really lovey, deb romantic sex

1:01:22.720 --> 1:01:24.720
<v Speaker 1>and like literally the next day, I was like, Yo,

1:01:25.640 --> 1:01:27.960
<v Speaker 1>when you can feel three sims or four sims whatever

1:01:28.040 --> 1:01:30.720
<v Speaker 1>can be sex shit period, yep. Or that people can

1:01:30.720 --> 1:01:33.760
<v Speaker 1>make you feel so removed from someone and so disconnected.

1:01:34.200 --> 1:01:37.000
<v Speaker 3>That ship did the complete opposite. It was crazy, like

1:01:37.040 --> 1:01:40.960
<v Speaker 3>the well they made it. Definitely the the butcher girl

1:01:41.040 --> 1:01:43.280
<v Speaker 3>felt that way. By the way, we've been saying that

1:01:43.320 --> 1:01:45.920
<v Speaker 3>a lot are we allowed? Is that an Okay, way to.

1:01:46.360 --> 1:01:49.280
<v Speaker 1>River white people. So this isn't our area. Okay, okay,

1:01:49.360 --> 1:01:53.800
<v Speaker 1>so we can call them, but okay, stuzz it. I

1:01:53.800 --> 1:01:57.440
<v Speaker 1>don't think he's the one that's but just that. But no,

1:01:57.480 --> 1:01:58.439
<v Speaker 1>it's not like the F word.

1:01:58.520 --> 1:02:00.560
<v Speaker 2>Bitch, if you bake me bleep out the M word,

1:02:01.000 --> 1:02:03.240
<v Speaker 2>we bleep at you saying the D word.

1:02:03.440 --> 1:02:08.040
<v Speaker 1>But they're disabled. No, they're not disabled. They're just little.

1:02:08.400 --> 1:02:11.880
<v Speaker 1>If you can get a sticker for parking, that's a disability.

1:02:12.640 --> 1:02:21.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh little people are have a disability, right, it's questionable

1:02:21.560 --> 1:02:21.920
<v Speaker 1>not you.

1:02:22.080 --> 1:02:23.480
<v Speaker 2>Judging a disability based on.

1:02:23.400 --> 1:02:25.000
<v Speaker 1>If they can get a sticker or not. They can

1:02:25.080 --> 1:02:29.080
<v Speaker 1>they can park close, They can park Are you googling

1:02:29.160 --> 1:02:31.959
<v Speaker 1>it right now? They can park close? And that bad.

1:02:32.560 --> 1:02:34.800
<v Speaker 1>You need to leave, Alex because now it's turning into flavoring.

1:02:35.080 --> 1:02:38.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie for getting disability.

1:02:38.760 --> 1:02:43.080
<v Speaker 2>Disability but no benefits. But they're not disabled.

1:02:44.920 --> 1:02:48.400
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well you're short, so God kind of did it

1:02:48.440 --> 1:02:50.360
<v Speaker 3>for you. No, I'm five to one and three quarters, bitch,

1:02:50.400 --> 1:02:52.200
<v Speaker 3>give me my three quarters Gucci clogs.

1:02:53.520 --> 1:02:57.919
<v Speaker 2>That's what we're doing, everybody. I hope you enjoyed our

1:02:58.000 --> 1:03:00.840
<v Speaker 2>first episode. Back into the studio, we have some really

1:03:00.880 --> 1:03:04.560
<v Speaker 2>dope guests coming up in the coming weeks, but also

1:03:04.920 --> 1:03:07.680
<v Speaker 2>again horror hive dot com, make sure you get your

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<v Speaker 1>Y just want a little thank go to my own

1:03:13.280 --> 1:03:14.959
<v Speaker 1>trip and you American, but you want to come out.

1:03:14.880 --> 1:03:16.479
<v Speaker 3>Of me the UK niggas because I'm gonna be honest

1:03:16.480 --> 1:03:18.320
<v Speaker 3>with you and this ain't he's trying to sell tickets.

1:03:18.440 --> 1:03:18.960
<v Speaker 1>What is it?

1:03:19.640 --> 1:03:21.640
<v Speaker 3>The UK has the finest black man of any country?

1:03:21.840 --> 1:03:24.400
<v Speaker 3>You said, what the UK best looking black men of

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<v Speaker 3>any country? Well live because they're all from the continent

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<v Speaker 3>of Africa. But I'm just saying they're like, they're African.

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<v Speaker 2>It's that's what time they are London, bitch, they're African.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you just say Nigerians or Senegalese or no, no no,

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<v Speaker 1>and statement is crazy though they are African.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyways, y'all we're gonna get canceled at the top of

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<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty four.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it's giving here.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you guys for supporting this and maybe another episode

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<v Speaker 2>of horror Blasions.

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<v Speaker 1>He's out bitches and Clang Clang Clan