Speaker 1: Guess what decision We're about to make a horrible decision. Cheerio. No, no,
Speaker 1: I can't say that. Do another one? Would you? Lock us? Fourty? London,
Speaker 1: we are coming to you. God, that was awful that
Speaker 1: boy one what now? I don't even know what the
Speaker 1: fuck they be saying. Bruh.
Speaker 2: Anyways, London, we are here with our rescheduled date and
Speaker 2: we will be in London on May the fifth.
Speaker 3: Okay, that is a very important American Mexican holiday. Tell
Speaker 3: us the fact that we're coming out there is a
Speaker 3: big deal. We're gonna be at the Earth Theater. That's
Speaker 3: right on a Sunday. So if you live in another
Speaker 3: country or you live in another city a little bit
Speaker 3: further away from London, we would love for you to
Speaker 3: come visit us. We made it on the weekend just
Speaker 3: so everybody that missed us last time is able to
Speaker 3: see us this time. And it's a whole new show.
Speaker 2: It is a whole new show and we are really
Speaker 2: excited to be taking our live show to London yet again.
Speaker 1: And so make sure you go head on over to horre.
Speaker 2: Hive dot com, go all the way down to tour
Speaker 2: and click on the London Show Again, if you have
Speaker 2: already purchased tickets, those will be fine and will be
Speaker 2: able to get you into the building. So again, make
Speaker 2: sure you get to whore Hive dot com and get
Speaker 2: your tickets now.
Speaker 1: London, love y'all. Happy New Year's bitches. It's December forty
Speaker 1: seventh basically for us, what is the seventh? This is it?
Speaker 1: It's like it's been vacation. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: It's been a lot.
Speaker 2: It's been a lot, y'all, But welcome to yet another
Speaker 2: episode of horrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah this is y' That was maybe your best baby.
Speaker 1: I am back. I'm ready, We're here. I'm your girl maybe.
Speaker 2: Baka pet Sign aka full Corpunks a ka that bitch aka.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm available for your son, you and your daddy.
Speaker 1: What's the wow? What how do I follow up?
Speaker 2: I'm just saying I literally and we'll talk about it.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, we're all the day.
Speaker 1: I'm all the dating apps.
Speaker 2: No, it's twenty two to fifty three. That's my range,
Speaker 2: So that we should go.
Speaker 1: You go dating app? What we got on there? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: we can do that. Oh yeah, introduce.
Speaker 3: My name's Weazy. I want to say something else, but
Speaker 3: I can't. Uh, Okay, what do I want to talk about?
Speaker 1: Well, let's catch up.
Speaker 3: No, we are nominated, oh that we can again for
Speaker 3: an a v and Award that means adult video and
Speaker 3: and we really don't know what is the network or
Speaker 3: nomination nomination? A doun't video nomination nomination, it's what is
Speaker 3: a V standpoint?
Speaker 1: Adult video network? Adult video is a network And no,
Speaker 1: but a network could be like networking, not like a
Speaker 1: podcast network. How do you just got a V in
Speaker 1: everywhere on a nominee nominee? Kid anyway? No where is it? Bitch?
Speaker 1: It just say a ban all over the site and
Speaker 1: I just let me look, I tell them what it
Speaker 1: is while I look. Anyway, were up for it and
Speaker 1: we're going back to Vegas. So look we talked.
Speaker 2: By the way, real quick, I hate the internet. A
Speaker 2: ban is actually a vascular necrosis. That's uh, that ain't us.
Speaker 1: It's the death of bone tissue due to the lack
Speaker 1: of blood supplat that we could do some vasculator ship. Uh.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we are the only black woman podcast nominated
Speaker 2: for the Fan Award, which is the adult Best Adult Podcast.
Speaker 3: And I'm let to tell you all right, now you
Speaker 3: see how light we are. Now I'm a little bit
Speaker 3: brown because don't do that me too, bitch.
Speaker 1: The only black pot. Y'all need to both for us
Speaker 1: so we can put other people. We are doing what
Speaker 1: we gotta do. Yeah, maybe if we win, they won't
Speaker 1: put us in the mezzanine this year. No, we are
Speaker 1: going maybe we need everybody else at the top, all right, ship,
Speaker 1: we got to bring them in slow. That's why they
Speaker 1: use the light skins. Look at Malcolm, look at Angela like,
Speaker 1: we're not doing this.
Speaker 2: I don't know why she's starting there this way, mind, y'all.
Speaker 1: We are filming this on Martin Luther King. Weekend is
Speaker 1: dropping on Martin Luther King. Y'all.
Speaker 3: We are a podcast that is evergreen, and what that
Speaker 3: means is that you could basically produce the content and
Speaker 3: release it and enjoy it whenever.
Speaker 1: So for this episode to be dropping the day before
Speaker 1: manyha are in here on a Sunday a demand is
Speaker 1: as you know, I've been in Mexico anyway. We wanted
Speaker 1: to start off this podcast by kind of catching.
Speaker 2: Y'all up on what we've been doing over the break.
Speaker 1: If you are not on.
Speaker 2: Our Patreon, we've given y'all quite a bit of updates
Speaker 2: over there.
Speaker 1: So just announcements coming by the way we do.
Speaker 2: But in twenty twenty four, y'all ain't gonna be hearing
Speaker 2: about my ex or twenty four to seven, and there's
Speaker 2: a couple other niggas that was cut off and will
Speaker 2: be left in twenty twenty three. So this is where
Speaker 2: you guys are currently. So this is where y'all are
Speaker 2: currently at your dead cancer and I need to yay
Speaker 2: doing and sort a whole bunch of cheers, bah good
Speaker 2: shine own person that loved the ex team. So I
Speaker 2: have something coming up this summer, which is why y'all
Speaker 2: will no longer be hearing about my ex. But I'll
Speaker 2: share that with y'all later. I'm gonna tell you when
Speaker 2: we get off air, because I ain't gonna tell them
Speaker 2: what's happening anyways, y'all will not hear about him anymore
Speaker 2: on the podcast. But so I think coming up like
Speaker 2: a man, no bitch, bitch, I just said, I ain't
Speaker 2: gonna say it on air, so I'm gonna tell you later.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I wanted to let y'all know I like.
Speaker 2: Getting the team with y'all that I had a good,
Speaker 2: uh nine day break out of realistically my month because
Speaker 2: I did go to Salt Lake City and I skied.
Speaker 1: I went to Arvera with my mom.
Speaker 2: I went to Mexico with my sister and one of
Speaker 2: my best friends, Antonette. But during the nine day break
Speaker 2: that I got extremely bored. I chose to get back
Speaker 2: on a day and app. Now I didn't heard y'all
Speaker 2: getting successful out there on the so I said, okay,
Speaker 2: let me try.
Speaker 1: Should we sleep it? I don't want to get these
Speaker 1: niggas on money I have to get.
Speaker 2: We could bleep it anyways, they gonna owe me money back.
Speaker 2: I want my thirty two nine back. Actually, I yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I don't have good things to say about it. So
Speaker 2: I hop on this data n app and the first
Speaker 2: day I start swiping and I'm like, damn, it's really
Speaker 2: everybody ugly. But I also realized I had to swipe
Speaker 2: fifty times to get a black person, So I said, Dawn,
Speaker 2: wait wait wait that probably no it was free because
Speaker 2: I couldn't put my filters.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, ethnicity is a free feature.
Speaker 2: But then height they kept giving me five six, five, seven,
Speaker 2: five eight. Now what am I gonna do with this,
Speaker 2: and apparently that's the average, because baby, there was a
Speaker 2: whole lot of them. So I was like, okay, let
Speaker 2: me pay the thirty two ninety nine for one month.
Speaker 2: I said, I'm only on your one.
Speaker 1: Did you put it that? So I put uh.
Speaker 2: I did put five eleven plus only because it's winter time.
Speaker 2: Niggas have tms on so when we're outside, y'all gonna
Speaker 2: be a little taller.
Speaker 1: I put up with it.
Speaker 2: So I put five eleven plus. I put my age
Speaker 2: range as twenty three, two fifty three, and then I
Speaker 2: put hold on, hold on, and then for the ethnicities,
Speaker 2: I put black, Middle East, certain bitch because what I
Speaker 2: want to do by I said, this is my type
Speaker 2: Dominican out there or they look like light skinned black
Speaker 2: or Dominican. They kind of file with their little beers
Speaker 2: and ball.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm not ready for full on gown, man, but
Speaker 1: I am ready for like you wear the gown on occasion.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold like I'm not ready for full
Speaker 1: on religious anybody I've got saying okay, but at the
Speaker 1: same time, I don't want you to be just like
Speaker 1: Bible study on Thursday, like I need.
Speaker 2: You know what sucks when I see that dress, I
Speaker 2: don't even think religion. I'd be like, oh, he got
Speaker 2: money because he wearing a dress that should be hot.
Speaker 2: And then I'll be thinking like, damn, how long that
Speaker 2: dick hanging under that dress? A little bit of me
Speaker 2: is actually here for the nigga and dress now, not
Speaker 2: young thug dress that had label's. That was a lot
Speaker 2: going on here. You know, the young picture with the
Speaker 2: blue dress. I don't want that dress, but I'm cool
Speaker 2: with the with the Middle Eastern dress?
Speaker 1: What do you call it? Is it not a Middle
Speaker 1: Eastern dress? Do y'all know the name of it? Look
Speaker 1: at everybody googling anyway.
Speaker 2: Anyway, let me get back, so I get and bleep
Speaker 2: that at this point, yes, bleep it.
Speaker 1: Duayanne, thank you. So I'm on this app.
Speaker 2: I paid a thirty two ninety nine for one month,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, okay, I'm gonna make this work within
Speaker 2: a month.
Speaker 1: It was bad, And let me tell y'all why it
Speaker 1: was bad.
Speaker 2: The reason it was bad because the first person that
Speaker 2: I actually started a conversation with decided to let me
Speaker 2: know that four years ago he sat behind me at
Speaker 2: a podcast live show We Meet Again.
Speaker 1: I did not remember this nigga. I hate when they
Speaker 1: do that. So he's like, oh, we crossed past again, nigga,
Speaker 1: I don't know you. You sat behind me, he said,
Speaker 1: And we meet again back in twenty nineteen, not freak
Speaker 1: the nigga. So anyway, he brings up that he knows
Speaker 1: me and how.
Speaker 2: Of course anybody who listens to music or podcasts is
Speaker 2: going to.
Speaker 1: Know who you are. I was like no.
Speaker 2: So then I meet another guy really like him, and
Speaker 2: so he starts to ask me if I have a
Speaker 2: social media and I was like, no, I'm not really
Speaker 2: on there. Then he proceeds to say, then I don't
Speaker 2: believe you are who you say you are because I
Speaker 2: know who these pictures belong to. I literally four niggas
Speaker 2: in a road that I'm talking to, they already know
Speaker 2: who the fuck I am.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, fuck, don't like this. So then I
Speaker 1: meet another guy.
Speaker 2: He's younger, just graduated from the police academy, and I said, ooh,
Speaker 2: I'm cool with a nigga in uniform.
Speaker 1: So that's fine, I'm cool. I'm actually cool with a
Speaker 1: nigga in uniform.
Speaker 2: So we have our first conversation, and this is when
Speaker 2: I'm in Ohio for tonight's conversation, and I'm telling him
Speaker 2: I'm doing a photo shoot.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, what, you're doing a photo shoot? You model?
Speaker 1: I said, not really. He's like, well, let me see
Speaker 1: your instagram. Why you said he was a photo shoot?
Speaker 1: Now I was doing a photo shoot. Why'd you say it?
Speaker 1: Say you're a word? I did say I was a word?
Speaker 1: What you're doing a photo shoot? What am I supposed
Speaker 1: to say? I'm working? Uh?
Speaker 2: So He's like, oh, let me see your instagram and
Speaker 2: I immediately was like, uh, really don't want to, but okay,
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna hold you. Y'all don't seen the motherfucking
Speaker 2: jiffy or ji whatever gift, whatever y'all want to call it.
Speaker 2: I started choking like I was on hot ones y'all know,
Speaker 2: y'all know injurants. But the so we're on FaceTime while
Speaker 2: he's pulling up, he immediately goes into the lamest shit
Speaker 2: of all.
Speaker 1: No, damn, you got a bajillion gajillion followers. Ooh when
Speaker 1: you're on the phone with me, Ooh, I feel special
Speaker 1: your big time.
Speaker 2: My pussy turned into a raisin dried up so quickly
Speaker 2: because I'm like first off, that's not a bajillion followers.
Speaker 1: It's like two hundred k something like that. That's not bajillion.
Speaker 2: Secondly, now you're putting me into being big money boss lady,
Speaker 2: and you not nigga, you six ' nine. Why are
Speaker 2: we Can you just be like, oh, that's what stuff.
Speaker 2: Show me your masculinity, because now you're looking like I'm big,
Speaker 2: I'm big bills husband.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 2: I would love a man to be like, I ain't
Speaker 2: even know who that girl was when we met. She
Speaker 2: was on her shot at me, and y'all was dead
Speaker 2: ass wrong.
Speaker 1: Niggas could be a prize. Okay, y'all is wrong, wrong, wrong.
Speaker 1: That man is fine with dimples and a millionaire.
Speaker 2: He is a prize to a lot of He a
Speaker 2: lot better than a lot of y'all's.
Speaker 1: Baby, He's definitely he's a prize.
Speaker 3: But he knew who the fuck she was. She's the
Speaker 3: most decoration of all time.
Speaker 2: If you swipe me on a day to app, y'all
Speaker 2: only got three more days before my cancel.
Speaker 1: My subscription is up.
Speaker 2: Y'all got three more days if you swipe me, feel
Speaker 2: free to act like you don't know who the hell
Speaker 2: I am because I'm a lot of you and say
Speaker 2: I'm an accountant.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go through each other profile.
Speaker 3: Oh you want to by the way, my profile, Oh
Speaker 3: my god, and the words claric decent to me, bitch,
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna I wasn't ready for adult video news,
Speaker 3: the ocar porn. Oh, so vote for us. That's why
Speaker 3: we did all this goddamn ship news. We're practicing getting
Speaker 3: back to podcasting right now. I'm in December forty whatever.
Speaker 3: We're fan nominee, so you gotta vote a lot for us.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put the link in the description of this
Speaker 3: prime okay for best podcast. So on my profile, I
Speaker 3: do have that I'm thirty three. I'm let me read it.
Speaker 1: I'm bisexual. I'm five too long. Uh, here's mine.
Speaker 2: I have that I don't have children. I actually was smart, y'all.
Speaker 2: I put that I'm not sure if I want children
Speaker 2: even though. And am I reading yours?
Speaker 1: Oh wait? So I'm gonna read yours and you're gonna
Speaker 1: read mine or I can't wait to do it in
Speaker 1: your voice? Okay, So you you look like a horror
Speaker 1: right here? Whoa why you look like a whore too. Wait,
Speaker 1: let's show the photos. You gonna tell me? Oh? Wait
Speaker 1: to do it's camera this one. Nope, nope, bitch, your
Speaker 1: stomach is out. My stomach is outa you have your
Speaker 1: tongue out. You're a tramp. I'm convinced that aliens walk
Speaker 1: this planet, and I like to meet one. Very cute. Okay,
Speaker 1: So your first one is you're looking for a short
Speaker 1: dorm relationship non monogamy. Oh okay, that is not what
Speaker 1: it says. Yes, it does bad really doesn't say that
Speaker 1: short term opens along along. Thank you figuring out my
Speaker 1: relationship type slash non monogamy. Sure everything, Mandy, what good one?
Speaker 1: You need a bikini? Pick?
Speaker 3: I go crazy for new restaurants in new places. But shot,
Speaker 3: this is a really good photo.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm in a gown.
Speaker 3: Being true to your authentic self if you're cool, of course. Okay,
Speaker 3: see see here's the two issues with you rich?
Speaker 1: Oh god, here we go. Oh okay, this is a
Speaker 1: fabulous picture.
Speaker 3: You look super rich and it's bougie and also like
Speaker 3: your face looks nice and natural?
Speaker 1: Uh huh? You on the wood you cut?
Speaker 2: That was an Abu Dhabi And I need you to
Speaker 2: know I've been places. How are you mad that I
Speaker 2: took a picture of me courtside in Abu Dhabi?
Speaker 1: What's the problem? Okay, I'm gonna tell you right now.
Speaker 1: Maybe what's the take away? The double eyes? By the way,
Speaker 1: that's how people start like looking you up and ship.
Speaker 3: That's why g is online and niggas be writing me like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, there's a fake profile of you, and
Speaker 3: I'll be.
Speaker 1: Like, no, so you have to put photos that aren't too.
Speaker 3: Now I need to Okay, have you swiped a nigga
Speaker 3: that has a private jet photo or something?
Speaker 1: Yet? I'm not gonna lie. I'm talking to one right now.
Speaker 1: Let me show you his just real quick.
Speaker 3: Let me show you his page, because to me, that's
Speaker 3: the court Tide photo. It's one of those no but
Speaker 3: the crazy thing I literally just brought up. So I
Speaker 3: matched this guy and I literally was talking to Crystal
Speaker 3: about it and I said, bitch, his apartment looks rich.
Speaker 1: That's why I really look at his apartment in view. Oh,
Speaker 1: I love it, bitch.
Speaker 2: And he got pictures in front of some expensive cars.
Speaker 2: I need to know that you look like you'd done
Speaker 2: traveled and lived.
Speaker 1: Life a bit o. He I would never swipe this guy.
Speaker 1: That's fine. We don't have the same type. Okay, well
Speaker 1: I said.
Speaker 3: Him, no, this is it, this is it. This is
Speaker 3: why I'm saying this why he's sitting in front of
Speaker 3: the expensive car. Then he has another photo in between
Speaker 3: looking down between two expensive cars, like nigga, we get it.
Speaker 3: It's like the pose around the wealth is weird. You know,
Speaker 3: it's crazy, that right, and that's fine. But also I
Speaker 3: know that this is his apartment. He is like, his
Speaker 3: apartment is nice in New York. He probably spends some
Speaker 3: money on it. Hopefully he doesn't live in Jersey.
Speaker 2: Uh No, he actually lives in the Lower East Side,
Speaker 2: he so to me. So he doesn't so to me,
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not the fact that you said me
Speaker 2: at the dinner table looked expensive. I also want people
Speaker 2: to know the type of places you eat and the
Speaker 2: type of things that I'm used to and like.
Speaker 1: That I think is dope.
Speaker 3: But courtside seats is not generally what like And mind you,
Speaker 3: I'm sure people are gonna disagree with this because they're
Speaker 3: gonna be like, that's the life Mandy lives. However, I
Speaker 3: do think excessive displays of wealth on dating apps isn't
Speaker 3: a good thing. Okay, I think give me back your phone.
Speaker 3: I think paine job. Oh I have no, I don't
Speaker 3: care what you have.
Speaker 1: Let me read it. Okay.
Speaker 2: So weedy too has a slutty picture at the top.
Speaker 2: My simple pleasure is a great part day with my dog.
Speaker 2: She started off her profile lying. She says that she's straight. Wow,
Speaker 2: you have.
Speaker 1: That you're straight on here, I'm not looking for women. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine, you're you're lying. I don't want mended on
Speaker 1: my sexual orientation. Five four crazy. I don't think you're
Speaker 1: that tall.
Speaker 2: I also find it hilarious she put it she drinks,
Speaker 2: she doesn't smoke cigarettes. She put only sometimes for weed,
Speaker 2: and then chose to not tell us that she does drugs.
Speaker 2: So you just wanted to okay, gotcha said that she's
Speaker 2: looking for monogamy. Bro your whole profile is a lot.
Speaker 2: Hold on, not let me finish there, let me finish.
Speaker 2: Then she has another very nice picture of una dress.
Speaker 2: You look real wholesome there, which one another look that one?
Speaker 2: I like, really nice dress, colorful background, looks like it's
Speaker 2: in a different country, so you travel.
Speaker 1: But my Instagram story mostly contains tattoos. A picture of
Speaker 1: her tattoos. I think people would also disagree with that.
Speaker 1: Your Instagram story shows your travels more than your tattoos.
Speaker 1: But here we go. A random fact. I love. Roller
Speaker 1: coasters were invented to distract Americans from sin. It's true.
Speaker 1: Her factic podcast, Well that's parole. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Basically they needed something to keep people from like gambling
Speaker 3: and fucking and shit, so they did theme parks.
Speaker 1: So they said, let's put these bitches. And I really
Speaker 1: don't understand that. And I want to know your source.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's like it's an easy like if you google,
Speaker 1: it'll come up. I can, he said. I read it
Speaker 1: on Reddit one time. Oh yeah, me during fashion week.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's cool. Her walking in another country. I go
Speaker 2: crazy for a my piano and mescal Monday's in my
Speaker 2: right hashtag with a picture of you on like a
Speaker 2: green screen.
Speaker 1: Okay. And are you as dogs work?
Speaker 2: And are you a dog person because and you in
Speaker 2: a bikinig dies out bodies showing Okay. My problem is
Speaker 2: that this is not sho You're lying on the no no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Everything everything that you put on here is a lie
Speaker 1: about your so great part day of my dog.
Speaker 2: That's not no, no, no, I'm talking about the actually this.
Speaker 2: You're not monogamous. No no, no, no, you're not straight.
Speaker 2: You're not five four.
Speaker 1: I am five four, y'all.
Speaker 2: Weezy said I'm gonna show up on dating apps as
Speaker 2: my representative, the same thing we say we don't.
Speaker 1: Want men to do. That's crazy. I'm not. Oh look,
Speaker 1: hold on real quick. We got you with mic over
Speaker 1: there yet, Well, I because real quick. Then I drink.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm self employed. I don't smoke cigarettes. I sometimes
Speaker 3: smoke weed.
Speaker 1: Sometimes. It's crazy considering we don't want Okay, now the
Speaker 1: drug part, No, it's not even there. I know. So
Speaker 1: what did I lie about?
Speaker 2: It's giving the same thing we say about men when
Speaker 2: they show up and kind of bend the truth. Like
Speaker 2: to me, this is a when you even put monogamy.
Speaker 2: You about to share a story of the new nigga.
Speaker 1: You don't, y'a, don't already went not monogami ish.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that when we met each other all
Speaker 3: the damn ship y'all, we customized I would love it.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing.
Speaker 2: You think I was too honest. You even just said
Speaker 2: I need to change house spell my name. Okay, let
Speaker 2: me because I'll be Amanda.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, you don't get it.
Speaker 3: Maybe so if people don't listen to podcasts and they
Speaker 3: don't know who we are, and they can type in
Speaker 3: Mandy with a double line and find you.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not that's why Kila is not in there. Just
Speaker 1: g I'll do Amanda.
Speaker 2: I'm Amanda, and I'm straight and I'm monogamous, and everything
Speaker 2: that you lied about I'm gonna change I.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me explain this the sexuality art.
Speaker 1: I don't like to.
Speaker 3: Tell my sexuality to men because men over sexualize me
Speaker 3: when they know him bisexual.
Speaker 1: Just fact.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna be honest because I'm gonna want kuchie
Speaker 2: from time to time, whether I'm what you or not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I'm dating you and like we're there, like,
Speaker 3: I just do not feel the need to tell my
Speaker 3: sexuality on a first date unless I'm like really bobbing
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 1: But for me, it's a hard No. I do not
Speaker 1: want men to know him by sex.
Speaker 2: Would you want a man to would you want a
Speaker 2: man to tell you out the gate if they were bisexual.
Speaker 1: Like on their dating profile?
Speaker 2: Like, would you want to know that is that something
Speaker 2: out the gate that you feel like most women or
Speaker 2: even you, that you feel like you would want to know.
Speaker 3: I want to know your sexuality when we're when we're
Speaker 3: talking about our sexuality, Like I really think that that's
Speaker 3: super private.
Speaker 2: And that's what happened with a girl in Atlanta. See
Speaker 2: you should have asked out the gate. She went on
Speaker 2: the date with the nigga in Atlanta and his.
Speaker 1: Boyfriend showed up. Tell sex story, did you not see?
Speaker 2: It went viral online? So she ended up going on
Speaker 2: a date with someone. And while on a date, his
Speaker 2: boyfriend showed up. You went to the bathroom. They started
Speaker 2: arguing in the bathroom. They ended up getting into a
Speaker 2: hole this fight, and then he left and left her
Speaker 2: with the bill. So I guarantee you she would have
Speaker 2: liked to know that on her first day a man
Speaker 2: was gonna pop up and be like, Babe, this is
Speaker 2: who you out with.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying out the gate.
Speaker 2: I actually I would like to know, as someone who's
Speaker 2: not very judgy to me, I would like to know
Speaker 2: the sexuality of a man that I'm even on a
Speaker 2: date with.
Speaker 1: Ky.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can understand feeling like it may be misleading
Speaker 3: for women to meet someone and like you don't find
Speaker 3: out they're bisexual. But just speaking in terms of generalization,
Speaker 3: most men are on these dating apps have sex. Most
Speaker 3: women are on the dating apps have relationship.
Speaker 1: That's a fact.
Speaker 3: Bro Okay, Like, I think there's a really good documentary
Speaker 3: on Hbo which would probably be good for a cinemon Patreon,
Speaker 3: but basically it talks about what we're all looking for ratio,
Speaker 3: whether it comes to race, job type, what men swipe
Speaker 3: on the most, things like that. But in that documentary
Speaker 3: they talk about that. And so the issue with talking
Speaker 3: about my sexuality is you're definitely going to over sexualize
Speaker 3: the girl that you want to fuck when you're just swiping,
Speaker 3: I mean running can tell me like, yeah, I wanted
Speaker 3: to fuck you.
Speaker 1: I mean, who doesn't want to just fuck on dating apps?
Speaker 1: I don't. Sorry, men, oh, ones that really want a relation?
Speaker 2: Hot dat, Let's not act like men are only about
Speaker 2: sticking their dicking things guys.
Speaker 1: That's year. Let's let's be let's be considerative men out
Speaker 1: here who actually want love.
Speaker 3: Super hot guys can get bitches. All the bitches that
Speaker 3: they're fucking right now, want to be in a relationship
Speaker 3: with them now?
Speaker 1: You know the problem. And I'm a blame lex on this.
Speaker 2: You've given a lot of pretty nigga some credit because
Speaker 2: all all the friends I have love a medium ugly nigga.
Speaker 1: The media muggly niggas are the worst.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they get in the most pussy out here because
Speaker 2: everybody think that the fine niggas getting the most pussy. No,
Speaker 2: it's the medium ugly because y'all seeing here thinking that
Speaker 2: there's not much competition for the medium ugly.
Speaker 1: The medium ugly ones is the ones. You gotta be
Speaker 1: careful about, all of them. Sorry, we hey guys altogether,
Speaker 1: let's start. Oh okay, so let's get into some vanilla shi.
Speaker 1: So a tacky bride was roasted for charging guests sixty
Speaker 1: five dollars to attend a wedding.
Speaker 3: Her wedding, I read this. I have a lot of
Speaker 3: opinions for this bride. Her wedding day will be double
Speaker 3: as a payday. Basically, she charged families and friends a
Speaker 3: minimum fee of sixty five to attend her wedding. Her
Speaker 3: billy strategy was revealed by an attendee who went to
Speaker 3: Reddit to ask if it was wrong. It said on Reddit,
Speaker 3: one of my closest friends is getting married and is
Speaker 3: charging her guests to attend.
Speaker 1: I always knew she was cheap, so in one way,
Speaker 1: I'm not surprised. They claimed they received an invitation in
Speaker 1: the mail which required the sixty five dollars. If you
Speaker 1: are svap'd, yes, it doesn't even say what the fee
Speaker 1: is for, but after googling, it says it includes food, music, decorations,
Speaker 1: and the venue.
Speaker 3: So they literally want their guests to pay for decorations.
Speaker 3: The person added to the guests who wanted to eat
Speaker 3: needed to pay additional money, and if they wanted to
Speaker 3: stay at the venue they would deny, they'd be charged
Speaker 3: next one hundred.
Speaker 1: That makes sense with a gift included. Their redditors said
Speaker 1: they expected the wedding to set them back more than
Speaker 1: four hundred.
Speaker 3: The thing is, I know the four hundred dollars about
Speaker 3: probably per person they're saying with the gift, with the okay,
Speaker 3: got you. The thing is, I know they have the money,
Speaker 3: said the friend. She inherited a lot of money from
Speaker 3: her grandma. They have a house, the fiances well the
Speaker 3: pocket watching that's what I.
Speaker 1: Was just looking.
Speaker 3: They have a boat they're renovating. I also suspect they
Speaker 3: can actually afford both the renovation and the wedding. But
Speaker 3: they're probably just trying to play it smart because they're cheap. Hmmm,
Speaker 3: ask her, if you cannot pay but still come to
Speaker 3: the wedding, can you bring your own dinner? Promise not
Speaker 3: to look at any of the directions. Those were some
Speaker 3: of the comments.
Speaker 1: I want to know what you think about this, because
Speaker 1: immediately when I saw it, I thought, this isn't a
Speaker 1: big deal in this economy.
Speaker 3: This isn't a big deal. If they're young, This isn't
Speaker 3: a big deal. If we all know they ain't got
Speaker 3: that much bread. This isn't a big deal if they
Speaker 3: got a lot of children. However, when I just read
Speaker 3: that the wife had a boat, a house, and this
Speaker 3: and that, and again that's pocket watching, It's kind of like, Okay,
Speaker 3: well are you prioritizing anything, like why are you having
Speaker 3: a wedding? I understand people that want to like celebrate
Speaker 3: their love but maybe can't afford it, Like that's tough.
Speaker 3: What young people? I just think a pregnant cup. Okay,
Speaker 3: so two things can be true. You want taky, you
Speaker 3: want them to go to the court.
Speaker 1: It's tacky. Take your ass to the courthouse, have a
Speaker 1: more intimate ceremony with your partner.
Speaker 2: The idea that I have to pay to celebrate your
Speaker 2: love with probably a nigga we don't like anyway. Let's
Speaker 2: be very clear, a lot of us normally don't like
Speaker 2: our friends partners. We're happy that our friends found love,
Speaker 2: but bit y'all, you don't know we're shared over the years.
Speaker 1: I don't really like this, nigga.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be rid with you if I pay the fee,
Speaker 3: I'm not buying shit else. No, I agree with that,
Speaker 3: and you're not getting a gift. But but see then
Speaker 3: there's that. Yeah, I'm sorry. I I think it's just tacky.
Speaker 1: I mean, and to be very clear, I think it's
Speaker 1: just weird when people.
Speaker 2: Expect like like like. So I got to go to
Speaker 2: a wedding in this last year one of my very
Speaker 2: best friends for over ten years, Lena, she got married
Speaker 2: in Vegas. Fund she got married and uh married in
Speaker 2: Vegas and then literally well so this was also for
Speaker 2: me to celebrate. But I said, let me celebrate, y'all.
Speaker 2: I bought a table at a beach club after so
Speaker 2: we literally went from the Vegas wedding to.
Speaker 1: The beach club well, where were their wedding plans? After?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: What was there about the table? Nothing that they ended up.
Speaker 2: They had a dinner that night, but they just wanted
Speaker 2: this to be very intimate. She had like two of
Speaker 2: her sisters there because they lived in Vegas already. I
Speaker 2: just happened to be in Vegas that weekend and I
Speaker 2: popped up. But they made it very intimate. Here's my
Speaker 2: thing when you love somebody, and I've shared this, Maybe
Speaker 2: this is why I also don't want to get married.
Speaker 2: Oh how to celebrate love with somebody else? To me
Speaker 2: looks like, let's take two weeks and travel the world together.
Speaker 2: The idea of showcasing my love in front of the
Speaker 2: world and then charging the world to take part in
Speaker 2: celebrating my love sounds weird. I also don't think that
Speaker 2: in this economy we should be spending still for fifty
Speaker 2: thousand dollars on weddings.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy. I've been thinking about how long
Speaker 1: hope over stepping over there.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the conversations is over there, but
Speaker 2: I just think if we're talking about the economy and weddings,
Speaker 2: hold on, wait.
Speaker 1: That's actually alex as someone who's wedding planning? Is it
Speaker 1: going way over what you thought it would go. See,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to me. In this economy, I
Speaker 1: think about a couple and what you could spend.
Speaker 2: Mind you, I and you and I both have been
Speaker 2: looking at purchasing real estate over the last couple of years.
Speaker 2: That money could go towards an actual asset. The idea
Speaker 2: that everybody that goes to your wedding is gonna eat
Speaker 2: and shot out the food, you spend all the money on,
Speaker 2: The flowers gonna die, The dress ain't never gonna be
Speaker 2: worn again.
Speaker 1: What the fuck am I spending all of my money on?
Speaker 3: For a moment since I started looking up luxury rentals
Speaker 3: for our abn thing like which no, really, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I want to buy a gown in return it. I
Speaker 3: have been looking at all of these sites of Alexander
Speaker 3: Wayne gowns Vera Wings, not Alexander Wing Vera Wing. Sorry,
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, I could just rent my
Speaker 3: wedding dresses.
Speaker 1: Don't need It's not gonna change. I'm not anyway.
Speaker 3: No, I was just gonna say so, I've only had
Speaker 3: one other friend besides alex get engaged married, right okay,
Speaker 3: and so his wedding is coming.
Speaker 1: But that person was Ajan Toy.
Speaker 3: They're in Atlanta, and I remember thinking, when you're close
Speaker 3: to someone and they have a wedding, you must do
Speaker 3: more than the other person.
Speaker 1: How much do you offer? Like that is what? Wait? Wait,
Speaker 1: break that down. You gotta do what? Okay.
Speaker 3: For example, when you're super close to someone is getting
Speaker 3: married and you're part of the wedding party, I feel
Speaker 3: like that's the people that take on more of the stress.
Speaker 3: Why is a regular attendees that taken on the stress?
Speaker 3: I agree? Like that to me is saying that shit
Speaker 3: for your bridal party, right, Like maybe the bridal parties
Speaker 3: gotta like pay for their own dresses, eliminate some of
Speaker 3: that shit, like put some more.
Speaker 1: Money in or like maybe I don't know.
Speaker 3: I remember Sharde, one of my homegirls, was talking about
Speaker 3: how she would do my makeup for my wedding and
Speaker 3: it's like, okay, that's a huge cost, right, Like I
Speaker 3: feel like friends supposed to be now me, I'm a
Speaker 3: fun time. So I say, sit at the table with
Speaker 3: everybody y'all in Spain, and you can charge me for
Speaker 3: the comedian fee. I'll be fun I'll flirt with the guests,
Speaker 3: That's what I'm gonna do. But no, it's some real shit,
Speaker 3: like I don't want to hear. If we're casual friends
Speaker 3: that you're having like money troubles through this, don't invite
Speaker 3: me instead. However, if you do need some bread for
Speaker 3: this wedding, maybe you only need to invite twenty people
Speaker 3: that you fuck with.
Speaker 1: Or maybe you shouldn't be getting married. I can't imagine
Speaker 1: knowing that finances is the number one reason for a
Speaker 1: lot of divorces and and breakups. The fact that you're
Speaker 1: going into a wedding cutting corners financially because you can't
Speaker 1: afford it or it doesn't make sense for you financially.
Speaker 1: You and your partner ought to in a place right
Speaker 1: now to maybe be considering marriage. You need to be
Speaker 1: focused on.
Speaker 2: Building a savings account, really working towards raising each of
Speaker 2: your net works together so that this doesn't become a burden,
Speaker 2: because I can't imagine going straight into a marriage with
Speaker 2: somebody in debt.
Speaker 3: Yes, the average wedding cost, I would say forty thousand, Okay,
Speaker 3: twenty eight.
Speaker 1: And a little bit more. If you want to be fancy, well, no,
Speaker 1: that's that's thirty thousand. That's around the country.
Speaker 3: Okay, so thirty thousand, yeah, twenty eight to thirty eight, okay,
Speaker 3: weddings with one hundred and fifty guests.
Speaker 1: So you shir with you?
Speaker 3: Uh my makeup artists have any wedding soon? And I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, are you excited wedding planning? She was like, oh,
Speaker 3: the venue has the food, the venue is doing open bar,
Speaker 3: the venue's doing the giving. The djy like he's doing
Speaker 3: this that, And then she's like, that was the easiest thing.
Speaker 3: I really want to have a destination wedding because I
Speaker 3: don't really want the pressure of gifts out.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold you.
Speaker 2: What the lady asked him for sixty five dollars per person?
Speaker 2: Will you have a destination wedding? You're expecting people to
Speaker 2: pay over a thousand dollars each.
Speaker 1: I I don't plan on having a lot of people.
Speaker 2: No, But I'm just saying, oh, oh, gil, they're spending
Speaker 2: over one thousand dollars because there's flight, there's room, of course,
Speaker 2: so so it actually becomes more for your guests to
Speaker 2: attend a destination wedding.
Speaker 1: I'm okay with that. Of course, you are the niggas
Speaker 1: the well, a little more cash, we'll have a reception here.
Speaker 1: But I two weddings. I know that's right. Talk your
Speaker 1: ship like money. I want to go ahead the party, bitch,
Speaker 1: I am you think I'm gonna have a wedding reception
Speaker 1: with a club flyer. I'm just playing. Okay, forward order,
Speaker 1: let's talk about this ship that you will tease me
Speaker 1: with forever. Woke up periods on? Yeah for me, I've
Speaker 1: been getting pretty vibed now my period. Sorry, bitch, what
Speaker 1: we got ship to do? Can you not be playing Russian?
Speaker 1: You're doing a Russian Roulette with yo pussy, and we
Speaker 1: got things to do. I'm not Russian Roulette. We been,
Speaker 1: we we will we we we be chacking, we be
Speaker 1: chacking these nuts. So anyway, I'm sorry. It did start
Speaker 1: the day before, however, I was traveling. I was flying
Speaker 1: back in from Mexico, and luckily I had some pads.
Speaker 1: You know my pad? Girl? Me too? Oh why don't
Speaker 1: use tampons? No more? Why not? Girl? When I put
Speaker 1: the motherfucking pad on it, that thing go from four
Speaker 1: days to two and a half. That should just be
Speaker 1: blowing out. I don't have too many brown days. I'll
Speaker 1: be ready. Yes, samples are girls. Tampons don't do what
Speaker 1: they need to do period. However, it's you get there,
Speaker 1: you put on a little diaper. I'm not doing the
Speaker 1: diaper you're doing. No no, no, no, no, no, calm down, what
Speaker 1: just calm down?
Speaker 3: You never use a Peroy penny like the pennies to
Speaker 3: sleep in the disposable period. I've had one Perry penny.
Speaker 2: Shout out to all of those who sponsored my official
Speaker 2: box owner. But I can't imagine walking all day in
Speaker 2: just a penny.
Speaker 3: Not fuck that I was wearing my shit anyway, go ahead,
Speaker 3: poor dr. So this morning I wake up and I
Speaker 3: got my makeup done because I was at a photo
Speaker 3: shoot and then everything was all over the place, and
Speaker 3: so it's getting down to the wire of the time
Speaker 3: I need to leave.
Speaker 1: There's no more pides in the house. I'm on the
Speaker 1: phone Vinnie.
Speaker 3: I'm like, fuck, dude, I don't want to do the
Speaker 3: tissue thing because some cattle that doesn't work. It doesn't
Speaker 3: and these are here.
Speaker 2: I know you got like an ass now because you
Speaker 2: getting a little thick. But like when I the emergency tissue,
Speaker 2: it like folds up, it goes into my booty crack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like it, Like it literally doesn't stay.
Speaker 1: It's like my booted hole will be like I've.
Speaker 2: Tried it and it like sucks up the toilet paper
Speaker 2: and then it's like a lot. It literally fits the
Speaker 2: crack of my ass. Has that happened to you yet?
Speaker 2: Just no, the ladies listening, No, if you gotta do
Speaker 2: the emergency tissue by the time you go back in there,
Speaker 2: it's like this thing because now I don't fit up
Speaker 2: your boot crack, I'm sorry my ass will be eating
Speaker 2: a tissue during that emergency.
Speaker 1: I can't do it no more crazy.
Speaker 3: But in this moment when I panicked, I was like, damn,
Speaker 3: should I just be late? But I don't want to
Speaker 3: start off the air like that, So stinking about what
Speaker 3: I could use in the house. All the thinks underwear
Speaker 3: like the period, actual panties, yep, things, Yeah, And then
Speaker 3: I looked.
Speaker 1: At Nina and I was like, damn, what are we
Speaker 1: gonna do? What are we gonna do to your dog?
Speaker 3: We talk together, and so I figured a pad itself
Speaker 3: is just paper that can get blood soaked up in it, right,
Speaker 3: And I have a dog and there's mad peepee pads
Speaker 3: in my house. You did not fit a pee peepee
Speaker 3: pad in your draws. I'm wearing it right now.
Speaker 1: There is store, there's a seven eleven at the corner.
Speaker 1: I didn't. So you just said, I'm just gonna say
Speaker 1: my pee pee pad all day. No I'm not. Now
Speaker 1: I have pads because I ran to the store.
Speaker 2: So go ahead and share with the women how they
Speaker 2: can cut up their dog.
Speaker 3: Ever in a crutch. And it's not like I'm I'm
Speaker 3: pussied to pad. I put tissue first, I cut the
Speaker 3: little peepee pat and it's underneath the tissue, so I
Speaker 3: made them out and honestly, I feel like a fucking scientist.
Speaker 1: It's the smaller you cut it.
Speaker 3: I would say, top five things I'm proud of in life,
Speaker 3: horrible decisions, sex cells, WTF media, honestly making this pepe
Speaker 3: pad top four?
Speaker 1: Really, son, Let me tell you why else. I thought
Speaker 1: the pppad was a great idea.
Speaker 3: I've been talking about p play, not going to get
Speaker 3: into it, but it's been a conversation and it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: a ppe pad is how you do it.
Speaker 1: Ladies, If you ever want to have.
Speaker 3: A little squirt session, if you ever want to get
Speaker 3: pissed on the horror derb is PP pads are what.
Speaker 1: You use, duh.
Speaker 3: And so anyway, it's working right now. We'll find out
Speaker 3: when I get off the fear of the work works.
Speaker 1: But I bought pads since I had to put something
Speaker 1: on to get to the store. You know what's crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm like really trying not to judge.
Speaker 2: But I'm also like, if I going to a person's
Speaker 2: home who doesn't have a dog, but there's peepee pads there,
Speaker 2: then I know other things that they and so I'm
Speaker 2: just not gonna judge. In twenty twenty four, good for
Speaker 2: you scientists.
Speaker 1: Wheezye, thank you. Look at you v That was really
Speaker 1: all I wanted to say, as the animated bitch that
Speaker 1: I am what you are? You not proud of me?
Speaker 2: Okay, well I want to know. I'll let you know
Speaker 2: if I'm proud of you, because starting off the year,
Speaker 2: you wanted.
Speaker 1: To share this for some you have look at you,
Speaker 1: look at you. The fact that she just looked up
Speaker 1: here she was bleeding through her goddamn geez scre But
Speaker 1: honestly it's probably better than a Maxi Pad.
Speaker 2: No, it's much thinner. Maxi Pad has super I don't
Speaker 2: think doggy pads. Coming's super light regular.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: You might need to change this out, bro, I got
Speaker 3: one now, okay anyway, So.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. So everybody knows I love Mexico.
Speaker 2: And you called me son. I'm surprised you ain't call
Speaker 2: me essay, but go ahead. She's like, yo, son, not Essay.
Speaker 3: So there's been no secret that I loved going there.
Speaker 3: It's like my favorite escape place. And then one of
Speaker 3: my homegirls recently told me shout out to Stephanie that
Speaker 3: my venus line runs through Mexicano.
Speaker 1: Your what we're not. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you talk about sitting in a peepee pad,
Speaker 2: but I'm not gonna let you starts and moons this
Speaker 2: ship at the top of the year. We're not gonna
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, your Venus line.
Speaker 2: There's houses, there's universes, there's rising suns, and no, we're
Speaker 2: not doing that.
Speaker 1: Don't let me get into the Chinese strology. Hey, the
Speaker 1: year ago, year ago? Sure? Am mm hmm. Do you
Speaker 1: know what you write? No? Hold on? You might be
Speaker 1: a rat.
Speaker 2: If you would go how I'm a dragon or something.
Speaker 2: I'm something great.
Speaker 3: I'm a great dragon ran, but it's the year of
Speaker 3: me by the Year of the Horse. I don't hold on.
Speaker 3: Let's see if it's apparently like better than let me
Speaker 3: get into this ports book. Wait wait, wait, I am
Speaker 3: a stallion eh high spirited, active, and energetic. Their enthusiasm
Speaker 3: and cheerful personalities made people like them. Well duh, that's
Speaker 3: why people that are born in the Year of the
Speaker 3: Horse like to be the center of attention.
Speaker 1: That is not what it says. That's sort of got you, lie.
Speaker 1: I don't even believe none of that.
Speaker 3: The horse is competitive with the goat, tiger, and rabbit.
Speaker 3: See that money. That's crazy, Like Jed, we're not going
Speaker 3: to start the Moses. Let's get into here, force them.
Speaker 1: Okay. So I love Mexico and you guys know I
Speaker 1: love to loom.
Speaker 3: So it was going to be out in tu Loom
Speaker 3: working on some of the book and partying. I worked
Speaker 3: on an excerpt you could hear it on Patreon and
Speaker 3: it was great.
Speaker 1: Man, he liked it.
Speaker 3: But I really thought I was going to decompress, and
Speaker 3: I did, but I also got it in.
Speaker 1: So before Tuloom happens, I had a trip to South Africa, and.
Speaker 3: I told my nigga, like, I don't know how long
Speaker 3: it be in Africa, like you need to be coming
Speaker 3: to see me, so we need to figure it out.
Speaker 3: And I appreciate that. He was like, all right, bitch, fine,
Speaker 3: we'll go to Mexico. So I went to a new
Speaker 3: place called Sayulita and it's outside of part of Arda
Speaker 3: and one of my friends told me he's been having
Speaker 3: a wild ass time there and he literally said to
Speaker 3: me the night before I went, maybe he manifested it.
Speaker 3: He was like, who you going? Wait, I'm like my
Speaker 3: new boo. He's like is he what's he like? I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, he's funny to turn off. He was like, y,
Speaker 3: I'll probably fuck my hose out there. It's a weird ass,
Speaker 3: wild ass placed. I was like, okay, So we get there.
Speaker 3: We stayed at a gorgeous hotel and just like you
Speaker 3: know when you need a vacation like that resort.
Speaker 1: Vibe and like we've never been away together. It was great.
Speaker 1: We already have grade sex and it just took it
Speaker 1: up a notch. That's why I'm really happy to be
Speaker 1: wearing a peepee bad full of blood today. Never knew,
Speaker 1: you know, you can still be pregnant and get your berry.
Speaker 3: I'm not okay, I'm just saying scientifically speaking, if I
Speaker 3: was the peepee pad right now, do you think that No, Mandy,
Speaker 3: I would say, still take a Partnancy Test, I'm not spotty.
Speaker 3: It's full on. No, you could be full on and
Speaker 3: still be pregnant.
Speaker 1: So anyway, thank you.
Speaker 2: Clara's like, yeah, bitch, I would like know your body, ma'am.
Speaker 3: I I wish that we had a little more dialogue
Speaker 3: of what threesomes would have looked like. Okay, there were
Speaker 3: no issues on our end, but I realized, like, we're
Speaker 3: very comfortable with each other.
Speaker 1: We're very comfortable.
Speaker 3: With the idea of talking about having sex with other
Speaker 3: people and kind of like boundaries as far as like.
Speaker 1: Maybe what we'd want it to look like.
Speaker 3: But we never really had the conversation like what if
Speaker 3: it happens tonight, which I think couples should do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, and we didn't.
Speaker 3: But like that was whatever. So it's our second night
Speaker 3: in Saulita and I'm already on a high. We're talking
Speaker 3: about how we care about each other or word whatever.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: So we go to this restaurant that's recommended. Maybe it's
Speaker 3: like a seven thirty reservation. We're both really tired, to
Speaker 3: the point where I'm like, I might need to do
Speaker 3: some drugs.
Speaker 1: Nigga. I'm tired.
Speaker 3: So we go upstairs. They're like, oh, you can have
Speaker 3: a free drink if you go upstairs. We have a
Speaker 3: club upstairs.
Speaker 1: We go up there. It's empty as shit. Of course
Speaker 1: it is, that's why you got the free drink. Yep.
Speaker 3: So then we turn and oh, he's like, oh, can
Speaker 3: we have too. Margarita's turns to the token. She's like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is where our welcome drink.
Speaker 1: And I was like, bro, what's the welcome drink?
Speaker 3: Not a Margarita, bitch. Now we got to pay from
Speaker 3: the drink. So I already annoyed it that he went
Speaker 3: to the bathroom. I was talking to some gay guy,
Speaker 3: or maybe it was the opposite. Yes, he went to
Speaker 3: the bathroom, made a friend, brought the nigga out, and
Speaker 3: the guy goes, oh my god, you're so high.
Speaker 1: He's so high. Oh my god, you have to me.
Speaker 1: My friends are lesbian. So in this empty ass club,
Speaker 1: we walk right over and.
Speaker 3: I hope they never see this. I'm not going to
Speaker 3: say they were ugly. I'm just gonna say they had
Speaker 3: very forgettable faces.
Speaker 2: Can I also say this is why I said at
Speaker 2: the top of this episode, the mid ugly them niggas
Speaker 2: be getting pussed. It beat a mid ugly everybody.
Speaker 1: Who actually be fucking more than the good looking people.
Speaker 2: Let's be very clear, because here you go, they had
Speaker 2: forgettable faces. That was a really nice way to call
Speaker 2: them mid ugly. Okay, did I say it mid ugly?
Speaker 1: They weren't ugly, Yeah, I wouldn't. We didn't know it was.
Speaker 3: They weren't ugly, they just were forgettable. I wish I
Speaker 3: knew one of their names.
Speaker 1: Here we go, me and this nigga. Every time we
Speaker 1: go out, everybody's always looking. I don't know. He said
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 3: We have just really like a very sexual energy already.
Speaker 3: So I think that's one thing. And then on top
Speaker 3: of that, like miss we're in Mexico, it wouldn't like
Speaker 3: and we're in a little tiny town.
Speaker 1: It wasn't no good looking people for it. So the
Speaker 1: girl looks at him and just starts gawing him.
Speaker 3: Now, he's a handsome man, but it was almost too
Speaker 3: much like it got to a little fetishizing point, and
Speaker 3: I almost was gonna stop it until I realized he
Speaker 3: was just laughing and having fun.
Speaker 1: Okay, so brookuick the ethnicity of these women, color of
Speaker 1: the couch and if you can't see it, you guys
Speaker 1: are listening, so that this is an audio experience. It's
Speaker 1: what so cream they want?
Speaker 3: They weren't cream bit cream like milk.
Speaker 1: I want to say they were from Alaska or Oregon. White.
Speaker 1: It's very cool.
Speaker 3: Okay, what so one wasn't I don't want to say
Speaker 3: she was fem but one was way more butch Okay.
Speaker 1: So the one that wasn't butch seize him and was like, oh.
Speaker 3: My gosh, so she's bisexual. Let's go dying for this nigga.
Speaker 3: Look at these arms like and I was like, why
Speaker 3: is she doing this? Like it was just too much.
Speaker 3: So he's laughing, like what the fuck? She's like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, your hair mind you he has locked. When
Speaker 3: I saw him, he go up.
Speaker 1: She went to touch his hair. I was looking to
Speaker 1: see how he was because bitch, wait wait wait, but
Speaker 1: she let these white women touch the dreadlocks of your man.
Speaker 1: Stop it still gave them some dick and pussy home
Speaker 1: on crazy. I'm ready to keep here. It was like
Speaker 1: when the sit you cheering? Okay, I love that we
Speaker 1: were fetishized lesbian.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he pulled back, but there was
Speaker 3: like I was looking and staring and it stopped for
Speaker 3: a second. I was like, okay, yeah, he's giggling, he's laughing.
Speaker 3: She's like, oh my, I'm sorry, this is my fiance.
Speaker 3: You're just so hot, like couldn't stop talking about how
Speaker 3: sexy he was. Then the fiance was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: and you're my type. She started talking about she got
Speaker 3: a crush.
Speaker 1: I don't know what little perto rica act she was
Speaker 1: talking about, but I was like, I'm not who she
Speaker 1: thinks I am. Okay. So now at this point they
Speaker 1: both want to fuck us crazy like.
Speaker 3: But no, wait, wait, wait, wait, sorry, the other one
Speaker 3: wants to fuck him more than anybody wants to suck
Speaker 3: anyone in the world.
Speaker 1: Okay, the girls saying on the track of the butcher Chick.
Speaker 3: But she's just like, oh, I'm sorry, like she's drunk whatever,
Speaker 3: this is just she's wilding.
Speaker 1: Out right, Okay, I'm like, it's cool. So I looked
Speaker 1: at him and I was like, are you good? And
Speaker 1: he was laughing. He's like, I'm good, I'm good. He
Speaker 1: holds my hand. He's like letting me know, like you know,
Speaker 1: which is very good threesome material. Okay, don't let me go, nigga,
Speaker 1: I'll go wipe. Okay. So we start talking.
Speaker 3: They're talking about how they got engaged in Sawilita on
Speaker 3: a boat and they're so happy to be together.
Speaker 1: They've been get this many years. Blah blah.
Speaker 3: The girl that was gawking used to be a Mormon,
Speaker 3: she's got kids and now she's in this lesbian relationships
Speaker 3: a bitch.
Speaker 1: I don't know what she thought. She saw some black
Speaker 1: deep but she was gonna kate.
Speaker 3: So we realize what's going on, and no one's saying anything. Finally,
Speaker 3: the butch girl who was being very domineering was.
Speaker 1: Like, dopineering, Like yeah, like that'sn't word. Can we looked
Speaker 1: that up real quick? Domineering is a word dominaring, Like
Speaker 1: domineering isn't like taking over the situation. So the other
Speaker 1: girl's really drunk. She's like, I'm just trying to Okay,
Speaker 1: I've been larry to dumb oh bit you right, Okay,
Speaker 1: I've been talking to them. I think I have words out, Hey,
Speaker 1: you could make some up.
Speaker 2: Sometimes a certing ones will over another in an in
Speaker 2: an arrogant way.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yah yeah, like this because there was a
Speaker 3: man there and she was she said, I got this
Speaker 3: mm hm, so I remember this, comp said, I for
Speaker 3: this confidence I am.
Speaker 1: She's like, so, I'm gonna be honest. We've had some.
Speaker 3: Drinks, mind you, Mandy, at this point it might be
Speaker 3: a forty five. We've had some drinks. You guys have
Speaker 3: had some drinks, clearly.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you would like to engage, like
Speaker 1: now she can't talk right, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: would like to engage in making this like a thing,
Speaker 1: but like I would love to have sex with you,
Speaker 1: if you would love to have sex with me talking
Speaker 1: to me only because mind you, this bitch is damn
Speaker 1: you're trying to suck is tack in the corner.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I could be down. But also I'm like
Speaker 3: doing the high pitch voice because I'm not sure. I
Speaker 3: don't I know exactly what him and I said, but
Speaker 3: we went away for a second. I was like, are
Speaker 3: we doing fuck these white fish right now? And he
Speaker 3: was like laughing. I'm like, this is so crazy because
Speaker 3: we've talked about threesomes. I'm like, oh, were youna have
Speaker 3: a foursome? And I'm like, they're not ugly. And then
Speaker 3: he looks at the other chick. He's like, she has
Speaker 3: a nice body.
Speaker 1: She did, she had a really nice butt, big titty,
Speaker 1: like again, she had kids. Go ahead and try to
Speaker 1: make this better. No, I'm seeing what he's seeing. I'm
Speaker 1: saying in this moment.
Speaker 3: Then the other one had mentioned that she's never had
Speaker 3: sex with a man, so gold start, all right. So
Speaker 3: he was like, honestly, it's not about her, Like the
Speaker 3: fact that she never has sex with a man, it's
Speaker 3: got me like hard. He's like, now, I'm like, that's
Speaker 3: more exciting to me. Okay, he wants to have like
Speaker 3: this first experience. I'm like, all right, fucking let's fuck
Speaker 3: these guys, white bit just let's just go. So we
Speaker 3: go back over there and we're like, all right. The
Speaker 3: one the butch girl goes, I'd like to ask a question,
Speaker 3: are you guys clean? And I'm laughing to myself anddything
Speaker 3: you're just asking, don't want to see nothing.
Speaker 1: But I also, we should not be using terminology like
Speaker 1: clean or dirty.
Speaker 3: Yes, But it was just like what okay, so mind
Speaker 3: you eight forty five, I think, cause who's.
Speaker 1: Gonna say no?
Speaker 2: That's why I want that question be very clear in
Speaker 2: any space. If you're not asking for results, and this
Speaker 2: is where this is the educational part.
Speaker 1: If you're not asking for up to date, don't not
Speaker 1: say even up to date within like the last two weeks.
Speaker 2: I would say, even if you're not asking for paperwork,
Speaker 2: to ask somebody, are you clean? No one is going
Speaker 2: to be like.
Speaker 1: Actually, of course I'm not. I'm dirty. I've had one
Speaker 1: guy in my life tell me he had her bees. Okay,
Speaker 1: other than that, and that was.
Speaker 3: Something he said on his own, maybe date number two,
Speaker 3: which is good. And I remember thinking, oh, he brought
Speaker 3: this up before we even got to the sex talk,
Speaker 3: because that's the type of man he is, right. I
Speaker 3: bet there are so many men walking around and probably
Speaker 3: unknowingly with something like that would never say anything.
Speaker 1: Yep. And he gave me the choice, even though I
Speaker 1: fuck him. I do think that was admirable. So anyway,
Speaker 1: fast forward, so I was like, yo, I need another drink.
Speaker 1: Let's go somewhere on some other drinks and then yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll come to your place, she's like, our places around
Speaker 1: the corner. Our places on the corner, Our places around
Speaker 1: the corner. So then at this point he's like god
Speaker 1: damn yo and me and him laughing, and he's like, well,
Speaker 1: all right, let me get a cigarette.
Speaker 3: Like he's trying to figure out how we can get
Speaker 3: a break for a second. We got a cigarettes out
Speaker 3: the house. She's like, all right, there's a cool bar
Speaker 3: by the house, Mandy.
Speaker 1: They walked us right by this goddamn bar, go to
Speaker 1: Annie's or whatever it was called. I remember walking by
Speaker 1: the bar and being like that looked like a a
Speaker 1: n and what the hell is that? And they said,
Speaker 1: we're just gonna take you to the room. Bro, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: So they take us to the airbnb. We got drinks.
Speaker 3: We get there and I'm like, okay, how do we
Speaker 3: start this three so bitch or some nope, we'll find out.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: So we get to the house and these bitches put
Speaker 3: on Usher and I whispered to him, wait, what song
Speaker 3: that matter? Just an Usher playlist?
Speaker 1: Okay? And I said, do you think he put on
Speaker 1: Usher because we put And he was like, no, baby,
Speaker 1: they put on Usher because it's like sex music, said
Speaker 1: it is that's what which one? Because we're black? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: like if Yeah was on the White women, but if
Speaker 1: Yeah was on, that's different than Superstar Superstar. What's your
Speaker 1: go to threes of music? Oh?
Speaker 2: I say it all the time, but snow a leggra
Speaker 2: radio and it plays like Daniel Caesar snow Alegra.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna put on the Brent Bias Man. Of
Speaker 1: course you shout out to you, Jordan shout out to music.
Speaker 1: Jordan was great. He opened up for black Really.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were gonna say Jordan was great.
Speaker 1: All right, I haven't been fucking actually.
Speaker 3: So anyway, so we're sitting down, we're smoking I think weed. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we had we with us. Then we're having a drink
Speaker 3: and my leg is up and I made a joke
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god, I can't believe
Speaker 3: I'm a type of force. Some I didn't shave my
Speaker 3: legs and I was just I don't know where it
Speaker 3: came from.
Speaker 2: I think this butcher cared if you had motherfucker niggas
Speaker 2: don't care if they hear from Yo.
Speaker 1: Pussy is growing on to you in a tho. So
Speaker 1: then it starts with everybody's touching my legs, oh god,
Speaker 1: and it's prickly. Yeah, but also everybody's legs were prickly,
Speaker 1: right cause then he's like he's got my feet like
Speaker 1: in his lap, like on his dick, so he's like
Speaker 1: rubbing my legs.
Speaker 3: And then the one that wants to fuck him, which
Speaker 3: any women that want to be a unicorn should do this,
Speaker 3: or like, she was like, I want to kiss you, okay,
Speaker 3: So we start kissing, and I was kind of over her,
Speaker 3: and so then she starts kissing him, which I was
Speaker 3: fine with.
Speaker 1: So this one, I just want to see him get
Speaker 1: some pussy and fucking bitch in front of me.
Speaker 3: So then the butch bitch is like so we start
Speaker 3: making up, and it's funny because when he mentions me
Speaker 3: in the club like this is the one I want.
Speaker 1: She wasn't that butch by the way.
Speaker 3: She was just like white girl that was wearing like
Speaker 3: surferboard outfit with like a sports brad top, not like stood.
Speaker 1: But he was like, yeah, this one.
Speaker 3: So then he grabs her and starts kissing her, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, have you ever kissed a guy? And
Speaker 1: she's like I have not funny.
Speaker 3: So I was like, okay, well, so the other girl
Speaker 3: just takes off her fucking clothes and she's like, oh no, no,
Speaker 3: the butch domineering.
Speaker 1: Let's get to the bedroom. She is set in this
Speaker 1: whole scene as if she's done it all before. I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 3: So she was like, I have some toys and she
Speaker 3: likes them. So mind you. Here's the funniest part of
Speaker 3: the night. Me and this nigga was drinking a lot
Speaker 3: of water because we were drunk from the night before.
Speaker 3: This is our second night there, and we were drinking
Speaker 3: a lot, trying to get ready for this shit and
Speaker 3: drinking beer with them.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'll be our back up, go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: So I'm waiting for him because I'm like I got
Speaker 3: heat too me And while these bitches trying to get in,
Speaker 3: we're like, god damn it.
Speaker 1: So we get into bed. This girl's fucking.
Speaker 3: Her with like a vibrator or whatever, right, and we're
Speaker 3: kind of watching. We're letting them do their thing, and
Speaker 3: then I start with the bem chick and I'm going, hamm,
Speaker 3: I ain't been in a pussy in a minute, minds you.
Speaker 1: It turned into shit. The last time I truck it did.
Speaker 1: So I'm getting in there and he's like on the bed,
Speaker 1: he's watching me, and I'm like, okay, I'm going it.
Speaker 1: So the girl starts squirting in your face.
Speaker 3: No no, no, it wasn't like crazy squirt, but like,
Speaker 3: and he's okay, thank you, and he's saying it right,
Speaker 3: He's like, oh shit, niggas.
Speaker 1: Niggas got a nick bro. He's like, oh shit, y
Speaker 1: pussy square, you're making a square. Okay, Like he's like
Speaker 1: talking to me. That's the only thing he said. And
Speaker 1: when he said that, I looked at the butch chick
Speaker 1: and she was like displeased. And the girl's super loud
Speaker 1: right now, right like the whole time, she wasn't this loud.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying this to amp myself up. Me and
Speaker 1: him and went over this moment because this is where
Speaker 1: the funny started. She's screaming and it's like going in
Speaker 1: And then I had on nails because I had just
Speaker 1: done some kind of ad. So he goes, don't the
Speaker 1: toy dies and he goes, oh, you should fuck her too,
Speaker 1: talking about the butch chick. I'm like, I can't because
Speaker 1: of my nails, and he looks at me, and I
Speaker 1: look at him. I'm like, uh, cause, like I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do because I kind of didn't want
Speaker 1: to fuck the butcher bitch because her energy got weird.
Speaker 1: Once the other bitch starts corting, so he starts kissing
Speaker 1: the girl, the femb chick, and they're like fucking around,
Speaker 1: and then the butch bitch goes in the bathroom. Me
Speaker 1: being me, I don't know why how to do this
Speaker 1: the check in, but I have to because I knew
Speaker 1: something was wrong right and I've been there in the
Speaker 1: middle of the foursome.
Speaker 3: She removed herself, yet she's clearly filling away. So I
Speaker 3: went to the bathroom. I'm like, hey, mind you, this
Speaker 3: is a studio Airbnb. It's an open floor flint. We're
Speaker 3: not that far away from the bed maybe right there.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, are you okay. She's like no, I'm
Speaker 1: not okay, Like I didn't know this was going to
Speaker 1: bother me, And I'm like, yo, you were the.
Speaker 3: One that like told us to get in the bed.
Speaker 3: She's like, I know, I just didn't know to it.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I know, it's okay, I understand,
Speaker 3: and she's like, oh my God, you're walking me through this.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you're walking me through this. And then
Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, for a living, I'm a sex educator.
Speaker 3: I just want to make you feel better. I don't
Speaker 3: want to say I'm a podcast or so all your
Speaker 3: business gonna be on a podcast.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I'm a sex educator, so I
Speaker 1: just want you to know, like, I'm not feeling uncomfortable
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 3: This is not uncomfortable. I'm having a good time. I
Speaker 3: just want you to know we're all having a good time.
Speaker 3: She starts crying. In the middle of her crying.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is it. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: This is how, by the way, for y'all that like
Speaker 2: to ask about how to have a threesome or foursome, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: fuck them talking ninety percent of them and like this
Speaker 2: where somebody is crying, uncomfortable, removes themselves and now hates
Speaker 2: that this ever happened. I'm not going to lie you
Speaker 2: saying this. This is literally how I even how men
Speaker 2: say no, we needed like ninety percent of threesomes are unsuccessful.
Speaker 1: We need to talk about this too.
Speaker 3: That's why I was like, I have to show you unsuccessful.
Speaker 3: She starts crying right, maybe like to the point where
Speaker 3: like we're holding hands and this is all I can hear.
Speaker 3: I can hear him. All I hear is the wetness
Speaker 3: from the girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm like, oh my god, mind you.
Speaker 3: He don't know what the fuck is going on, and
Speaker 3: like this bitch is crying. She's like, I don't even
Speaker 3: know if we're gonna get married now. It sounds like
Speaker 3: fucking macaroni and Jesus, mind you, bitch. The bitch is
Speaker 3: scored is so much. I'm getting mad and I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is too much.
Speaker 1: So finally they're bad.
Speaker 3: I go over right and he's on top of her
Speaker 3: in the bed. I'm like, baby, we gotta go.
Speaker 1: And he's like that baby, we gotta go. And I'm
Speaker 1: like and then so I'm like they need a moment.
Speaker 1: So the butch bitch goes on the patio. I'm like,
Speaker 1: we gotta go, we gotta go, please, we gotta go.
Speaker 1: And he does.
Speaker 3: Still don't know what's going on, right, So the girl
Speaker 3: takes a break and she's fucking squirted out. Bro her
Speaker 3: legs are like this, like this nigga destroyed her. I mean,
Speaker 3: she can't even move and like her partner's outside crying.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, can you come here please? So I'm
Speaker 3: trying to tell him. He goes to the bathroom. I'm like,
Speaker 3: she's fucking crying.
Speaker 1: Goes what they gonna do it? She run us over here.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, it's not right. Please can we please go?
Speaker 3: And he's like, yo, I'm not rushing out of here.
Speaker 3: I need a minute.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm about to clean up whatever and then
Speaker 1: we'll go.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna have a give me a second, bitch.
Speaker 3: I go on to fucking balcony because I'm feeling bathroom
Speaker 3: this bitch.
Speaker 1: She's still crying. Mandy.
Speaker 3: Now she's escaped to the pool area. The girlfriend comes
Speaker 3: out and she's like, Janafe's making out with me. I'm like, yo, yo, yeah,
Speaker 3: this bitch.
Speaker 1: Is horn me. Okay, she's fucking ready to go. I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: your girl's over there crying. Should I go over there?
Speaker 1: I think south. So this thigga comes back out looking
Speaker 1: all cool as shit, is fucking button up his oi,
Speaker 1: gotta fucking joint in his hand.
Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, can we go? He's like, no, my
Speaker 3: finish this shit, Like why are you rushing me. These
Speaker 3: bitches are having a breakdown.
Speaker 1: Bro. They're in the corner crying. He rubbing my leg.
Speaker 1: He's like, are you okay? Like, are you feeling good?
Speaker 1: I'm okay. He's like, all right, let me get my drinks.
Speaker 1: He was trying to have around two after the bitch.
Speaker 3: He's like, yo, I'm trying to I'm like, she's crying.
Speaker 3: He's like again, girls, So they come back. The girl's like,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I know what's gonna happen to me?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I never And bro, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: Y'all be thinking you'll ready for the three soomes and emotionally,
Speaker 1: but you know what, it's crazy. He told me.
Speaker 3: I was like, yo, she wasn't ready for to be
Speaker 3: with a nigga. And he's like, no, he said that
Speaker 3: happened when you were sucking her. He's like, she wasn't
Speaker 3: ready for that ship period.
Speaker 1: No. So she was like, if you.
Speaker 3: Guys want to stay, you're walking to stay. The couch
Speaker 3: pulls out. I'm fine, I don't want to be awkward.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm ruining the night. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: she was so weird. I'm like, yeah, we're good.
Speaker 1: I don't worry, bitch. No, no, their names. Well, this
Speaker 1: was fun. All right, We're gonna go back to the
Speaker 1: club exactly what you're ably walking down his hill and
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, I can't believe.
Speaker 3: We just had to force them. All we did was
Speaker 3: go to dinner. We said he was gonna keep a
Speaker 3: chill to then and he's like, nah, I know that
Speaker 3: was funny. It's only like the club.
Speaker 1: Bro. We go to the club and then we see
Speaker 1: this other ground.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, no, stoping like this is like, so
Speaker 3: we're having fun, bro, go back to the fucking hotel.
Speaker 3: He claims, this is the best sex we've ever had.
Speaker 3: I have another moment that was my favorite. But we
Speaker 3: were literally under the stars fucking having sex.
Speaker 1: Look I gazing. Well, that would be your favorite.
Speaker 2: His favorite would be when there was two other bitches
Speaker 2: in the bed. No, that was his face, the one
Speaker 2: under the stars and shit.
Speaker 3: Oh said that that. He just said that was my
Speaker 3: favorite sex we ever had. Was Thanksgiving me, but I
Speaker 3: was on my period. It was a full moon. I'll
Speaker 3: know what's going on, the show is good.
Speaker 1: So he didn't say that that was his favorite.
Speaker 3: He said the star gazing was okay, Like he's like, Yo,
Speaker 3: the fucking being under the stars with you having sex outside. Also,
Speaker 3: the crazy thing is this is my ego, my nigga,
Speaker 3: This is how ego driven I am. And when I
Speaker 3: tell you, I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 1: To say this.
Speaker 3: There was a moment where she was squirting and I
Speaker 3: knew he was enjoying it, and I was like, damn,
Speaker 3: I know I'm gonna be squirting like that. Do you
Speaker 3: know I scored it that night on a dick. I
Speaker 3: know that's right, that's my fucking brain.
Speaker 1: Bitch you think another bitch gonna do this shit? Girl? Literally,
Speaker 1: I think I pushed that shit out. I was like,
Speaker 1: it was pissed you beat on a nigga. But so
Speaker 1: the four some turned into really lovey, deb romantic sex
Speaker 1: and like literally the next day, I was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: when you can feel three sims or four sims whatever
Speaker 1: can be sex shit period, yep. Or that people can
Speaker 1: make you feel so removed from someone and so disconnected.
Speaker 3: That ship did the complete opposite. It was crazy, like
Speaker 3: the well they made it. Definitely the the butcher girl
Speaker 3: felt that way. By the way, we've been saying that
Speaker 3: a lot are we allowed? Is that an Okay, way to.
Speaker 1: River white people. So this isn't our area. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so we can call them, but okay, stuzz it. I
Speaker 1: don't think he's the one that's but just that. But no,
Speaker 1: it's not like the F word.
Speaker 2: Bitch, if you bake me bleep out the M word,
Speaker 2: we bleep at you saying the D word.
Speaker 1: But they're disabled. No, they're not disabled. They're just little.
Speaker 1: If you can get a sticker for parking, that's a disability.
Speaker 1: Oh little people are have a disability, right, it's questionable
Speaker 1: not you.
Speaker 2: Judging a disability based on.
Speaker 1: If they can get a sticker or not. They can
Speaker 1: they can park close, They can park Are you googling
Speaker 1: it right now? They can park close? And that bad.
Speaker 1: You need to leave, Alex because now it's turning into flavoring.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie for getting disability.
Speaker 2: Disability but no benefits. But they're not disabled.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well you're short, so God kind of did it
Speaker 3: for you. No, I'm five to one and three quarters, bitch,
Speaker 3: give me my three quarters Gucci clogs.
Speaker 2: That's what we're doing, everybody. I hope you enjoyed our
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Speaker 2: dope guests coming up in the coming weeks, but also
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Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: The UK has the finest black man of any country?
Speaker 3: You said, what the UK best looking black men of
Speaker 3: any country? Well live because they're all from the continent
Speaker 3: of Africa. But I'm just saying they're like, they're African.
Speaker 2: It's that's what time they are London, bitch, they're African.
Speaker 1: Can you just say Nigerians or Senegalese or no, no no,
Speaker 1: and statement is crazy though they are African.
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