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Speaker 1: I can't say that. Do another one? Would you? Lock us? Fourty? London,

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Speaker 2: Anyways, London, we are here with our rescheduled date and

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Speaker 2: we will be in London on May the fifth.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that is a very important American Mexican holiday. Tell

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Speaker 3: us the fact that we're coming out there is a

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Speaker 3: big deal. We're gonna be at the Earth Theater. That's

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Speaker 3: right on a Sunday. So if you live in another

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Speaker 3: further away from London, we would love for you to

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Speaker 3: come visit us. We made it on the weekend just

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Speaker 3: so everybody that missed us last time is able to

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Speaker 2: It is a whole new show and we are really

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Speaker 2: excited to be taking our live show to London yet again.

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Speaker 1: And so make sure you go head on over to horre.

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Speaker 2: Hive dot com, go all the way down to tour

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Speaker 2: and click on the London Show Again, if you have

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Speaker 2: already purchased tickets, those will be fine and will be

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Speaker 2: sure you get to whore Hive dot com and get

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Speaker 1: London, love y'all. Happy New Year's bitches. It's December forty

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Speaker 1: seventh basically for us, what is the seventh? This is it?

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Speaker 1: It's like it's been vacation. You know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: It's been a lot.

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Speaker 2: It's been a lot, y'all, But welcome to yet another

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Speaker 2: episode of horrible.

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Speaker 1: Yeah this is y' That was maybe your best baby.

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Speaker 1: I am back. I'm ready, We're here. I'm your girl maybe.

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Speaker 2: Baka pet Sign aka full Corpunks a ka that bitch aka.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm available for your son, you and your daddy.

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Speaker 1: What's the wow? What how do I follow up?

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying I literally and we'll talk about it.

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying, we're all the day.

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Speaker 2: No, it's twenty two to fifty three. That's my range,

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Speaker 2: So that we should go.

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Speaker 1: You go dating app? What we got on there? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: we can do that. Oh yeah, introduce.

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Speaker 3: My name's Weazy. I want to say something else, but

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Speaker 3: I can't. Uh, Okay, what do I want to talk about?

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Speaker 1: Well, let's catch up.

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Speaker 3: No, we are nominated, oh that we can again for

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Speaker 1: Adult video network? Adult video is a network And no,

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Speaker 1: everywhere on a nominee nominee? Kid anyway? No where is it? Bitch?

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Speaker 1: It just say a ban all over the site and

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Speaker 1: I just let me look, I tell them what it

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Speaker 1: we're going back to Vegas. So look we talked.

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Speaker 2: ban is actually a vascular necrosis. That's uh, that ain't us.

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Speaker 1: It's the death of bone tissue due to the lack

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Speaker 2: But yeah, we are the only black woman podcast nominated

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Speaker 2: for the Fan Award, which is the adult Best Adult Podcast.

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Speaker 1: The only black pot. Y'all need to both for us

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Speaker 1: He's like, oh, what, you're doing a photo shoot? You model?

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Speaker 1: No, damn, you got a bajillion gajillion followers. Ooh when

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Speaker 2: My pussy turned into a raisin dried up so quickly

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Speaker 2: because I'm like first off, that's not a bajillion followers.

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Speaker 1: It's like two hundred k something like that. That's not bajillion.

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Speaker 2: Secondly, now you're putting me into being big money boss lady,

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Speaker 2: I would love a man to be like, I ain't

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Speaker 1: Niggas could be a prize. Okay, y'all is wrong, wrong, wrong.

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Speaker 1: That man is fine with dimples and a millionaire.

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Speaker 2: He is a prize to a lot of He a

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Speaker 1: Baby, He's definitely he's a prize.

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Speaker 3: But he knew who the fuck she was. She's the

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Speaker 2: If you swipe me on a day to app, y'all

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Speaker 1: My subscription is up.

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Speaker 2: Y'all got three more days if you swipe me, feel

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Speaker 2: I'm an accountant.

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Speaker 3: Oh you want to by the way, my profile, Oh

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Speaker 3: we did all this goddamn ship news. We're practicing getting

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Speaker 3: back to podcasting right now. I'm in December forty whatever.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna put the link in the description of this

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Speaker 1: I'm bisexual. I'm five too long. Uh, here's mine.

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Speaker 2: I have that I don't have children. I actually was smart, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait? So I'm gonna read yours and you're gonna

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Speaker 1: right here? Whoa why you look like a whore too. Wait,

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Speaker 1: this planet, and I like to meet one. Very cute. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So your first one is you're looking for a short

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Speaker 1: relationship type slash non monogamy. Sure everything, Mandy, what good one?

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Speaker 1: You need a bikini? Pick?

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Speaker 3: I go crazy for new restaurants in new places. But shot,

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Speaker 3: this is a really good photo.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm in a gown.

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Speaker 3: Being true to your authentic self if you're cool, of course. Okay,

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Speaker 3: You look super rich and it's bougie and also like

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Speaker 2: That was an Abu Dhabi And I need you to

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Speaker 2: know I've been places. How are you mad that I

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Speaker 1: What's the problem? Okay, I'm gonna tell you right now.

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Speaker 1: Maybe what's the take away? The double eyes? By the way,

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Speaker 3: That's why g is online and niggas be writing me like,

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Speaker 3: oh my god, there's a fake profile of you, and

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Speaker 1: Like, no, so you have to put photos that aren't too.

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Speaker 3: Now I need to Okay, have you swiped a nigga

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Speaker 1: Yet? I'm not gonna lie. I'm talking to one right now.

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Speaker 1: Let me show you his just real quick.

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Speaker 3: Let me show you his page, because to me, that's

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Speaker 3: the court Tide photo. It's one of those no but

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Speaker 1: That's why I really look at his apartment in view. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I love it, bitch.

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Speaker 2: And he got pictures in front of some expensive cars.

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Speaker 1: Life a bit o. He I would never swipe this guy.

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Speaker 1: That's fine. We don't have the same type. Okay, well

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Speaker 3: It's like the pose around the wealth is weird. You know,

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Speaker 2: Uh No, he actually lives in the Lower East Side,

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Speaker 2: he so to me. So he doesn't so to me,

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Speaker 1: That I think is dope.

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Speaker 3: But courtside seats is not generally what like And mind you,

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Speaker 3: a good thing. Okay, I think give me back your phone.

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Speaker 3: I think paine job. Oh I have no, I don't

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Speaker 1: Let me read it. Okay.

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Speaker 2: So weedy too has a slutty picture at the top.

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Speaker 2: My simple pleasure is a great part day with my dog.

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Speaker 2: She started off her profile lying. She says that she's straight. Wow,

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Speaker 2: you have.

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Speaker 1: That you're straight on here, I'm not looking for women. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's fine, you're you're lying. I don't want mended on

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Speaker 1: my sexual orientation. Five four crazy. I don't think you're

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Speaker 2: I also find it hilarious she put it she drinks,

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Speaker 2: she doesn't smoke cigarettes. She put only sometimes for weed,

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Speaker 2: So you just wanted to okay, gotcha said that she's

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Speaker 2: looking for monogamy. Bro your whole profile is a lot.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, not let me finish there, let me finish.

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Speaker 2: Then she has another very nice picture of una dress.

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Speaker 2: You look real wholesome there, which one another look that one?

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Speaker 2: I like, really nice dress, colorful background, looks like it's

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Speaker 1: But my Instagram story mostly contains tattoos. A picture of

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Speaker 1: her tattoos. I think people would also disagree with that.

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Speaker 1: Your Instagram story shows your travels more than your tattoos.

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Speaker 1: But here we go. A random fact. I love. Roller

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Speaker 1: coasters were invented to distract Americans from sin. It's true.

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Speaker 1: Her factic podcast, Well that's parole. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Basically they needed something to keep people from like gambling

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Speaker 1: It's it's it's like it's an easy like if you google,

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Speaker 1: it'll come up. I can, he said. I read it

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's cool. Her walking in another country. I go

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Speaker 2: crazy for a my piano and mescal Monday's in my

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Speaker 1: Okay. And are you as dogs work?

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Speaker 2: And are you a dog person because and you in

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Speaker 2: a bikinig dies out bodies showing Okay. My problem is

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Speaker 2: that this is not sho You're lying on the no no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: Everything everything that you put on here is a lie

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Speaker 1: about your so great part day of my dog.

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Speaker 2: That's not no, no, no, I'm talking about the actually this.

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Speaker 2: You're not monogamous. No no, no, no, you're not straight.

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Speaker 2: You're not five four.

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Speaker 1: I am five four, y'all.

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Speaker 2: Weezy said I'm gonna show up on dating apps as

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Speaker 2: my representative, the same thing we say we don't.

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Speaker 1: Want men to do. That's crazy. I'm not. Oh look,

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Speaker 1: there yet, Well, I because real quick. Then I drink.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm self employed. I don't smoke cigarettes. I sometimes

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Speaker 1: Sometimes. It's crazy considering we don't want Okay, now the

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Speaker 1: drug part, No, it's not even there. I know. So

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Speaker 1: what did I lie about?

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Speaker 2: It's giving the same thing we say about men when

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Speaker 2: to me, this is a when you even put monogamy.

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Speaker 2: You about to share a story of the new nigga.

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Speaker 1: You don't, y'a, don't already went not monogami ish.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know that when we met each other all

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Speaker 3: the damn ship y'all, we customized I would love it.

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Speaker 1: So here's the thing.

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Speaker 2: You think I was too honest. You even just said

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Speaker 2: I need to change house spell my name. Okay, let

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Speaker 2: me because I'll be Amanda.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, you don't get it.

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Speaker 3: Maybe so if people don't listen to podcasts and they

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Speaker 3: Mandy with a double line and find you.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely not that's why Kila is not in there. Just

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Speaker 2: I'm Amanda, and I'm straight and I'm monogamous, and everything

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Speaker 3: Okay, let me explain this the sexuality art.

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Speaker 1: I don't like to.

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Speaker 3: Tell my sexuality to men because men over sexualize me

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Speaker 1: Just fact.

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Speaker 2: So I'm gonna be honest because I'm gonna want kuchie

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Speaker 2: from time to time, whether I'm what you or not.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if I'm dating you and like we're there, like,

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Speaker 3: I just do not feel the need to tell my

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Speaker 1: But for me, it's a hard No. I do not

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Speaker 2: Would you want a man to would you want a

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Speaker 2: Like, would you want to know that is that something

434
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:53,119
Speaker 2: out the gate that you feel like most women or

435
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,159
Speaker 2: even you, that you feel like you would want to know.

436
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,000
Speaker 3: I want to know your sexuality when we're when we're

437
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,760
Speaker 3: talking about our sexuality, Like I really think that that's

438
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:00,480
Speaker 3: super private.

439
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,640
Speaker 2: And that's what happened with a girl in Atlanta. See

440
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,800
Speaker 2: you should have asked out the gate. She went on

441
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,960
Speaker 2: the date with the nigga in Atlanta and his.

442
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:12,320
Speaker 1: Boyfriend showed up. Tell sex story, did you not see?

443
00:21:12,359 --> 00:21:15,119
Speaker 2: It went viral online? So she ended up going on

444
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,199
Speaker 2: a date with someone. And while on a date, his

445
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,320
Speaker 2: boyfriend showed up. You went to the bathroom. They started

446
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,399
Speaker 2: arguing in the bathroom. They ended up getting into a

447
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,600
Speaker 2: hole this fight, and then he left and left her

448
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,879
Speaker 2: with the bill. So I guarantee you she would have

449
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,000
Speaker 2: liked to know that on her first day a man

450
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,920
Speaker 2: was gonna pop up and be like, Babe, this is

451
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:32,640
Speaker 2: who you out with.

452
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,600
Speaker 1: I'm just saying out the gate.

453
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,760
Speaker 2: I actually I would like to know, as someone who's

454
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,960
Speaker 2: not very judgy to me, I would like to know

455
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,119
Speaker 2: the sexuality of a man that I'm even on a

456
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 2: date with.

457
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Speaker 1: Ky.

458
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:49,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can understand feeling like it may be misleading

459
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,920
Speaker 3: for women to meet someone and like you don't find

460
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:55,880
Speaker 3: out they're bisexual. But just speaking in terms of generalization,

461
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 3: most men are on these dating apps have sex. Most

462
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,679
Speaker 3: women are on the dating apps have relationship.

463
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,000
Speaker 1: That's a fact.

464
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 3: Bro Okay, Like, I think there's a really good documentary

465
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 3: on Hbo which would probably be good for a cinemon Patreon,

466
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:11,960
Speaker 3: but basically it talks about what we're all looking for ratio,

467
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:15,240
Speaker 3: whether it comes to race, job type, what men swipe

468
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,719
Speaker 3: on the most, things like that. But in that documentary

469
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 3: they talk about that. And so the issue with talking

470
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 3: about my sexuality is you're definitely going to over sexualize

471
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,360
Speaker 3: the girl that you want to fuck when you're just swiping,

472
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,680
Speaker 3: I mean running can tell me like, yeah, I wanted

473
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,320
Speaker 3: to fuck you.

474
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:31,520
Speaker 1: I mean, who doesn't want to just fuck on dating apps?

475
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:37,200
Speaker 1: I don't. Sorry, men, oh, ones that really want a relation?

476
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:41,000
Speaker 2: Hot dat, Let's not act like men are only about

477
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,120
Speaker 2: sticking their dicking things guys.

478
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:46,480
Speaker 1: That's year. Let's let's be let's be considerative men out

479
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,960
Speaker 1: here who actually want love.

480
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:52,080
Speaker 3: Super hot guys can get bitches. All the bitches that

481
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,920
Speaker 3: they're fucking right now, want to be in a relationship

482
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 3: with them now?

483
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,439
Speaker 1: You know the problem. And I'm a blame lex on this.

484
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 2: You've given a lot of pretty nigga some credit because

485
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 2: all all the friends I have love a medium ugly nigga.

486
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 1: The media muggly niggas are the worst.

487
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, they get in the most pussy out here because

488
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 2: everybody think that the fine niggas getting the most pussy. No,

489
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 2: it's the medium ugly because y'all seeing here thinking that

490
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 2: there's not much competition for the medium ugly.

491
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 1: The medium ugly ones is the ones. You gotta be

492
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 1: careful about, all of them. Sorry, we hey guys altogether,

493
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 1: let's start. Oh okay, so let's get into some vanilla shi.

494
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 1: So a tacky bride was roasted for charging guests sixty

495
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,439
Speaker 1: five dollars to attend a wedding.

496
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:42,119
Speaker 3: Her wedding, I read this. I have a lot of

497
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 3: opinions for this bride. Her wedding day will be double

498
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:48,239
Speaker 3: as a payday. Basically, she charged families and friends a

499
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 3: minimum fee of sixty five to attend her wedding. Her

500
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 3: billy strategy was revealed by an attendee who went to

501
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 3: Reddit to ask if it was wrong. It said on Reddit,

502
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,399
Speaker 3: one of my closest friends is getting married and is

503
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,920
Speaker 3: charging her guests to attend.

504
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 1: I always knew she was cheap, so in one way,

505
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 1: I'm not surprised. They claimed they received an invitation in

506
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 1: the mail which required the sixty five dollars. If you

507
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 1: are svap'd, yes, it doesn't even say what the fee

508
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 1: is for, but after googling, it says it includes food, music, decorations,

509
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: and the venue.

510
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 3: So they literally want their guests to pay for decorations.

511
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 3: The person added to the guests who wanted to eat

512
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,399
Speaker 3: needed to pay additional money, and if they wanted to

513
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 3: stay at the venue they would deny, they'd be charged

514
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:29,679
Speaker 3: next one hundred.

515
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Speaker 1: That makes sense with a gift included. Their redditors said

516
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 1: they expected the wedding to set them back more than

517
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 1: four hundred.

518
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 3: The thing is, I know the four hundred dollars about

519
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 3: probably per person they're saying with the gift, with the okay,

520
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,120
Speaker 3: got you. The thing is, I know they have the money,

521
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 3: said the friend. She inherited a lot of money from

522
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 3: her grandma. They have a house, the fiances well the

523
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,200
Speaker 3: pocket watching that's what I.

524
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 1: Was just looking.

525
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 3: They have a boat they're renovating. I also suspect they

526
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 3: can actually afford both the renovation and the wedding. But

527
00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 3: they're probably just trying to play it smart because they're cheap. Hmmm,

528
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 3: ask her, if you cannot pay but still come to

529
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 3: the wedding, can you bring your own dinner? Promise not

530
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 3: to look at any of the directions. Those were some

531
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 3: of the comments.

532
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 1: I want to know what you think about this, because

533
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 1: immediately when I saw it, I thought, this isn't a

534
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,400
Speaker 1: big deal in this economy.

535
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 3: This isn't a big deal. If they're young, This isn't

536
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:22,679
Speaker 3: a big deal. If we all know they ain't got

537
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 3: that much bread. This isn't a big deal if they

538
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,120
Speaker 3: got a lot of children. However, when I just read

539
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,919
Speaker 3: that the wife had a boat, a house, and this

540
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 3: and that, and again that's pocket watching, It's kind of like, Okay,

541
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,679
Speaker 3: well are you prioritizing anything, like why are you having

542
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,400
Speaker 3: a wedding? I understand people that want to like celebrate

543
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,120
Speaker 3: their love but maybe can't afford it, Like that's tough.

544
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 3: What young people? I just think a pregnant cup. Okay,

545
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 3: so two things can be true. You want taky, you

546
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,200
Speaker 3: want them to go to the court.

547
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 1: It's tacky. Take your ass to the courthouse, have a

548
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 1: more intimate ceremony with your partner.

549
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 2: The idea that I have to pay to celebrate your

550
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 2: love with probably a nigga we don't like anyway. Let's

551
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 2: be very clear, a lot of us normally don't like

552
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 2: our friends partners. We're happy that our friends found love,

553
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 2: but bit y'all, you don't know we're shared over the years.

554
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 1: I don't really like this, nigga.

555
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be rid with you if I pay the fee,

556
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 3: I'm not buying shit else. No, I agree with that,

557
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 3: and you're not getting a gift. But but see then

558
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 3: there's that. Yeah, I'm sorry. I I think it's just tacky.

559
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 1: I mean, and to be very clear, I think it's

560
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 1: just weird when people.

561
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 2: Expect like like like. So I got to go to

562
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 2: a wedding in this last year one of my very

563
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 2: best friends for over ten years, Lena, she got married

564
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 2: in Vegas. Fund she got married and uh married in

565
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 2: Vegas and then literally well so this was also for

566
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 2: me to celebrate. But I said, let me celebrate, y'all.

567
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,239
Speaker 2: I bought a table at a beach club after so

568
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,880
Speaker 2: we literally went from the Vegas wedding to.

569
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 1: The beach club well, where were their wedding plans? After?

570
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: What do you mean?

571
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:14,679
Speaker 2: What was there about the table? Nothing that they ended up.

572
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 2: They had a dinner that night, but they just wanted

573
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 2: this to be very intimate. She had like two of

574
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 2: her sisters there because they lived in Vegas already. I

575
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,159
Speaker 2: just happened to be in Vegas that weekend and I

576
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 2: popped up. But they made it very intimate. Here's my

577
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 2: thing when you love somebody, and I've shared this, Maybe

578
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 2: this is why I also don't want to get married.

579
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:35,639
Speaker 2: Oh how to celebrate love with somebody else? To me

580
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,639
Speaker 2: looks like, let's take two weeks and travel the world together.

581
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 2: The idea of showcasing my love in front of the

582
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 2: world and then charging the world to take part in

583
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 2: celebrating my love sounds weird. I also don't think that

584
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 2: in this economy we should be spending still for fifty

585
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:53,719
Speaker 2: thousand dollars on weddings.

586
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy. I've been thinking about how long

587
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,439
Speaker 1: hope over stepping over there.

588
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 2: I don't know what the conversations is over there, but

589
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 2: I just think if we're talking about the economy and weddings,

590
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 2: hold on, wait.

591
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 1: That's actually alex as someone who's wedding planning? Is it

592
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,920
Speaker 1: going way over what you thought it would go. See,

593
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to me. In this economy, I

594
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 1: think about a couple and what you could spend.

595
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 2: Mind you, I and you and I both have been

596
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 2: looking at purchasing real estate over the last couple of years.

597
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 2: That money could go towards an actual asset. The idea

598
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 2: that everybody that goes to your wedding is gonna eat

599
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 2: and shot out the food, you spend all the money on,

600
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 2: The flowers gonna die, The dress ain't never gonna be

601
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 2: worn again.

602
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: What the fuck am I spending all of my money on?

603
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 3: For a moment since I started looking up luxury rentals

604
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 3: for our abn thing like which no, really, I'm like,

605
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 3: I want to buy a gown in return it. I

606
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 3: have been looking at all of these sites of Alexander

607
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 3: Wayne gowns Vera Wings, not Alexander Wing Vera Wing. Sorry,

608
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, I could just rent my

609
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 3: wedding dresses.

610
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 1: Don't need It's not gonna change. I'm not anyway.

611
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 3: No, I was just gonna say so, I've only had

612
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 3: one other friend besides alex get engaged married, right okay,

613
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 3: and so his wedding is coming.

614
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 1: But that person was Ajan Toy.

615
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 3: They're in Atlanta, and I remember thinking, when you're close

616
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 3: to someone and they have a wedding, you must do

617
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 3: more than the other person.

618
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 1: How much do you offer? Like that is what? Wait? Wait,

619
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,719
Speaker 1: break that down. You gotta do what? Okay.

620
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 3: For example, when you're super close to someone is getting

621
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 3: married and you're part of the wedding party, I feel

622
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 3: like that's the people that take on more of the stress.

623
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 3: Why is a regular attendees that taken on the stress?

624
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 3: I agree? Like that to me is saying that shit

625
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 3: for your bridal party, right, Like maybe the bridal parties

626
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 3: gotta like pay for their own dresses, eliminate some of

627
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 3: that shit, like put some more.

628
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 1: Money in or like maybe I don't know.

629
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 3: I remember Sharde, one of my homegirls, was talking about

630
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 3: how she would do my makeup for my wedding and

631
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,239
Speaker 3: it's like, okay, that's a huge cost, right, Like I

632
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 3: feel like friends supposed to be now me, I'm a

633
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 3: fun time. So I say, sit at the table with

634
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 3: everybody y'all in Spain, and you can charge me for

635
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,959
Speaker 3: the comedian fee. I'll be fun I'll flirt with the guests,

636
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 3: That's what I'm gonna do. But no, it's some real shit,

637
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 3: like I don't want to hear. If we're casual friends

638
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 3: that you're having like money troubles through this, don't invite

639
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 3: me instead. However, if you do need some bread for

640
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 3: this wedding, maybe you only need to invite twenty people

641
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 3: that you fuck with.

642
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 1: Or maybe you shouldn't be getting married. I can't imagine

643
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 1: knowing that finances is the number one reason for a

644
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 1: lot of divorces and and breakups. The fact that you're

645
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 1: going into a wedding cutting corners financially because you can't

646
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: afford it or it doesn't make sense for you financially.

647
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: You and your partner ought to in a place right

648
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 1: now to maybe be considering marriage. You need to be

649
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: focused on.

650
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 2: Building a savings account, really working towards raising each of

651
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 2: your net works together so that this doesn't become a burden,

652
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 2: because I can't imagine going straight into a marriage with

653
00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 2: somebody in debt.

654
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 3: Yes, the average wedding cost, I would say forty thousand, Okay,

655
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 3: twenty eight.

656
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: And a little bit more. If you want to be fancy, well, no,

657
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 1: that's that's thirty thousand. That's around the country.

658
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 3: Okay, so thirty thousand, yeah, twenty eight to thirty eight, okay,

659
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 3: weddings with one hundred and fifty guests.

660
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: So you shir with you?

661
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 3: Uh my makeup artists have any wedding soon? And I

662
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,719
Speaker 3: was like, oh, are you excited wedding planning? She was like, oh,

663
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 3: the venue has the food, the venue is doing open bar,

664
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 3: the venue's doing the giving. The djy like he's doing

665
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 3: this that, And then she's like, that was the easiest thing.

666
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:36,239
Speaker 3: I really want to have a destination wedding because I

667
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 3: don't really want the pressure of gifts out.

668
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold you.

669
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 2: What the lady asked him for sixty five dollars per person?

670
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 2: Will you have a destination wedding? You're expecting people to

671
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 2: pay over a thousand dollars each.

672
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: I I don't plan on having a lot of people.

673
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 2: No, But I'm just saying, oh, oh, gil, they're spending

674
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 2: over one thousand dollars because there's flight, there's room, of course,

675
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 2: so so it actually becomes more for your guests to

676
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 2: attend a destination wedding.

677
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: I'm okay with that. Of course, you are the niggas

678
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: the well, a little more cash, we'll have a reception here.

679
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: But I two weddings. I know that's right. Talk your

680
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 1: ship like money. I want to go ahead the party, bitch,

681
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: I am you think I'm gonna have a wedding reception

682
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: with a club flyer. I'm just playing. Okay, forward order,

683
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 1: let's talk about this ship that you will tease me

684
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: with forever. Woke up periods on? Yeah for me, I've

685
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 1: been getting pretty vibed now my period. Sorry, bitch, what

686
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 1: we got ship to do? Can you not be playing Russian?

687
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: You're doing a Russian Roulette with yo pussy, and we

688
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 1: got things to do. I'm not Russian Roulette. We been,

689
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 1: we we will we we we be chacking, we be

690
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: chacking these nuts. So anyway, I'm sorry. It did start

691
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 1: the day before, however, I was traveling. I was flying

692
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: back in from Mexico, and luckily I had some pads.

693
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: You know my pad? Girl? Me too? Oh why don't

694
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 1: use tampons? No more? Why not? Girl? When I put

695
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 1: the motherfucking pad on it, that thing go from four

696
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: days to two and a half. That should just be

697
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: blowing out. I don't have too many brown days. I'll

698
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 1: be ready. Yes, samples are girls. Tampons don't do what

699
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: they need to do period. However, it's you get there,

700
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 1: you put on a little diaper. I'm not doing the

701
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: diaper you're doing. No no, no, no, no, no, calm down, what

702
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: just calm down?

703
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 3: You never use a Peroy penny like the pennies to

704
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 3: sleep in the disposable period. I've had one Perry penny.

705
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,959
Speaker 2: Shout out to all of those who sponsored my official

706
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 2: box owner. But I can't imagine walking all day in

707
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 2: just a penny.

708
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 3: Not fuck that I was wearing my shit anyway, go ahead,

709
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 3: poor dr. So this morning I wake up and I

710
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 3: got my makeup done because I was at a photo

711
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 3: shoot and then everything was all over the place, and

712
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 3: so it's getting down to the wire of the time

713
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 3: I need to leave.

714
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: There's no more pides in the house. I'm on the

715
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: phone Vinnie.

716
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 3: I'm like, fuck, dude, I don't want to do the

717
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:09,240
Speaker 3: tissue thing because some cattle that doesn't work. It doesn't

718
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 3: and these are here.

719
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 2: I know you got like an ass now because you

720
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 2: getting a little thick. But like when I the emergency tissue,

721
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 2: it like folds up, it goes into my booty crack.

722
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like it, Like it literally doesn't stay.

723
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: It's like my booted hole will be like I've.

724
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 2: Tried it and it like sucks up the toilet paper

725
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 2: and then it's like a lot. It literally fits the

726
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 2: crack of my ass. Has that happened to you yet?

727
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 2: Just no, the ladies listening, No, if you gotta do

728
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,760
Speaker 2: the emergency tissue by the time you go back in there,

729
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 2: it's like this thing because now I don't fit up

730
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,479
Speaker 2: your boot crack, I'm sorry my ass will be eating

731
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 2: a tissue during that emergency.

732
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: I can't do it no more crazy.

733
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:55,919
Speaker 3: But in this moment when I panicked, I was like, damn,

734
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 3: should I just be late? But I don't want to

735
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:00,320
Speaker 3: start off the air like that, So stinking about what

736
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 3: I could use in the house. All the thinks underwear

737
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 3: like the period, actual panties, yep, things, Yeah, And then

738
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 3: I looked.

739
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: At Nina and I was like, damn, what are we

740
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: gonna do? What are we gonna do to your dog?

741
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 3: We talk together, and so I figured a pad itself

742
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 3: is just paper that can get blood soaked up in it, right,

743
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 3: And I have a dog and there's mad peepee pads

744
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,800
Speaker 3: in my house. You did not fit a pee peepee

745
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 3: pad in your draws. I'm wearing it right now.

746
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 1: There is store, there's a seven eleven at the corner.

747
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: I didn't. So you just said, I'm just gonna say

748
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,799
Speaker 1: my pee pee pad all day. No I'm not. Now

749
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: I have pads because I ran to the store.

750
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 2: So go ahead and share with the women how they

751
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 2: can cut up their dog.

752
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 3: Ever in a crutch. And it's not like I'm I'm

753
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 3: pussied to pad. I put tissue first, I cut the

754
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 3: little peepee pat and it's underneath the tissue, so I

755
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 3: made them out and honestly, I feel like a fucking scientist.

756
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: It's the smaller you cut it.

757
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 3: I would say, top five things I'm proud of in life,

758
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:14,320
Speaker 3: horrible decisions, sex cells, WTF media, honestly making this pepe

759
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 3: pad top four?

760
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: Really, son, Let me tell you why else. I thought

761
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: the pppad was a great idea.

762
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 3: I've been talking about p play, not going to get

763
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 3: into it, but it's been a conversation and it's like, oh,

764
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 3: a ppe pad is how you do it.

765
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,879
Speaker 1: Ladies, If you ever want to have.

766
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 3: A little squirt session, if you ever want to get

767
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 3: pissed on the horror derb is PP pads are what.

768
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 1: You use, duh.

769
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 3: And so anyway, it's working right now. We'll find out

770
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 3: when I get off the fear of the work works.

771
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: But I bought pads since I had to put something

772
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,240
Speaker 1: on to get to the store. You know what's crazy.

773
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,320
Speaker 1: I'm like really trying not to judge.

774
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 2: But I'm also like, if I going to a person's

775
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 2: home who doesn't have a dog, but there's peepee pads there,

776
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 2: then I know other things that they and so I'm

777
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 2: just not gonna judge. In twenty twenty four, good for

778
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 2: you scientists.

779
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: Wheezye, thank you. Look at you v That was really

780
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 1: all I wanted to say, as the animated bitch that

781
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: I am what you are? You not proud of me?

782
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 2: Okay, well I want to know. I'll let you know

783
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 2: if I'm proud of you, because starting off the year,

784
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 2: you wanted.

785
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: To share this for some you have look at you,

786
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: look at you. The fact that she just looked up

787
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 1: here she was bleeding through her goddamn geez scre But

788
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 1: honestly it's probably better than a Maxi Pad.

789
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,919
Speaker 2: No, it's much thinner. Maxi Pad has super I don't

790
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 2: think doggy pads. Coming's super light regular.

791
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie.

792
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 3: You might need to change this out, bro, I got

793
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,479
Speaker 3: one now, okay anyway, So.

794
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. So everybody knows I love Mexico.

795
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,400
Speaker 2: And you called me son. I'm surprised you ain't call

796
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:05,240
Speaker 2: me essay, but go ahead. She's like, yo, son, not Essay.

797
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 3: So there's been no secret that I loved going there.

798
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 3: It's like my favorite escape place. And then one of

799
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 3: my homegirls recently told me shout out to Stephanie that

800
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 3: my venus line runs through Mexicano.

801
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: Your what we're not. I'm not gonna lie.

802
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:25,839
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you talk about sitting in a peepee pad,

803
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 2: but I'm not gonna let you starts and moons this

804
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 2: ship at the top of the year. We're not gonna

805
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:30,879
Speaker 2: do it.

806
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 1: Okay, your Venus line.

807
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 2: There's houses, there's universes, there's rising suns, and no, we're

808
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 2: not doing that.

809
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 1: Don't let me get into the Chinese strology. Hey, the

810
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: year ago, year ago? Sure? Am mm hmm. Do you

811
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 1: know what you write? No? Hold on? You might be

812
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: a rat.

813
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 2: If you would go how I'm a dragon or something.

814
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 2: I'm something great.

815
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 3: I'm a great dragon ran, but it's the year of

816
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 3: me by the Year of the Horse. I don't hold on.

817
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 3: Let's see if it's apparently like better than let me

818
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 3: get into this ports book. Wait wait, wait, I am

819
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 3: a stallion eh high spirited, active, and energetic. Their enthusiasm

820
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:19,319
Speaker 3: and cheerful personalities made people like them. Well duh, that's

821
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 3: why people that are born in the Year of the

822
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 3: Horse like to be the center of attention.

823
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,800
Speaker 1: That is not what it says. That's sort of got you, lie.

824
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 1: I don't even believe none of that.

825
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 3: The horse is competitive with the goat, tiger, and rabbit.

826
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 3: See that money. That's crazy, Like Jed, we're not going

827
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 3: to start the Moses. Let's get into here, force them.

828
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 1: Okay. So I love Mexico and you guys know I

829
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: love to loom.

830
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 3: So it was going to be out in tu Loom

831
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 3: working on some of the book and partying. I worked

832
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 3: on an excerpt you could hear it on Patreon and

833
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,479
Speaker 3: it was great.

834
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: Man, he liked it.

835
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 3: But I really thought I was going to decompress, and

836
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 3: I did, but I also got it in.

837
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 1: So before Tuloom happens, I had a trip to South Africa, and.

838
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 3: I told my nigga, like, I don't know how long

839
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 3: it be in Africa, like you need to be coming

840
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 3: to see me, so we need to figure it out.

841
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,839
Speaker 3: And I appreciate that. He was like, all right, bitch, fine,

842
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 3: we'll go to Mexico. So I went to a new

843
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 3: place called Sayulita and it's outside of part of Arda

844
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 3: and one of my friends told me he's been having

845
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 3: a wild ass time there and he literally said to

846
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,320
Speaker 3: me the night before I went, maybe he manifested it.

847
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 3: He was like, who you going? Wait, I'm like my

848
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 3: new boo. He's like is he what's he like? I

849
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 3: was like, oh, he's funny to turn off. He was like, y,

850
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 3: I'll probably fuck my hose out there. It's a weird ass,

851
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 3: wild ass placed. I was like, okay, So we get there.

852
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 3: We stayed at a gorgeous hotel and just like you

853
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 3: know when you need a vacation like that resort.

854
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: Vibe and like we've never been away together. It was great.

855
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 1: We already have grade sex and it just took it

856
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: up a notch. That's why I'm really happy to be

857
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: wearing a peepee bad full of blood today. Never knew,

858
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: you know, you can still be pregnant and get your berry.

859
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 3: I'm not okay, I'm just saying scientifically speaking, if I

860
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 3: was the peepee pad right now, do you think that No, Mandy,

861
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 3: I would say, still take a Partnancy Test, I'm not spotty.

862
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 3: It's full on. No, you could be full on and

863
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 3: still be pregnant.

864
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: So anyway, thank you.

865
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:18,280
Speaker 2: Clara's like, yeah, bitch, I would like know your body, ma'am.

866
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 3: I I wish that we had a little more dialogue

867
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 3: of what threesomes would have looked like. Okay, there were

868
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,319
Speaker 3: no issues on our end, but I realized, like, we're

869
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 3: very comfortable with each other.

870
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 1: We're very comfortable.

871
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 3: With the idea of talking about having sex with other

872
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 3: people and kind of like boundaries as far as like.

873
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 1: Maybe what we'd want it to look like.

874
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 3: But we never really had the conversation like what if

875
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,360
Speaker 3: it happens tonight, which I think couples should do.

876
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, and we didn't.

877
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 3: But like that was whatever. So it's our second night

878
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,799
Speaker 3: in Saulita and I'm already on a high. We're talking

879
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,799
Speaker 3: about how we care about each other or word whatever.

880
00:41:59,120 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: Uh.

881
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 3: So we go to this restaurant that's recommended. Maybe it's

882
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 3: like a seven thirty reservation. We're both really tired, to

883
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 3: the point where I'm like, I might need to do

884
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 3: some drugs.

885
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 1: Nigga. I'm tired.

886
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 3: So we go upstairs. They're like, oh, you can have

887
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 3: a free drink if you go upstairs. We have a

888
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:15,959
Speaker 3: club upstairs.

889
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 1: We go up there. It's empty as shit. Of course

890
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: it is, that's why you got the free drink. Yep.

891
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 3: So then we turn and oh, he's like, oh, can

892
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,879
Speaker 3: we have too. Margarita's turns to the token. She's like, oh,

893
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 3: this is where our welcome drink.

894
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 1: And I was like, bro, what's the welcome drink?

895
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 3: Not a Margarita, bitch. Now we got to pay from

896
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 3: the drink. So I already annoyed it that he went

897
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 3: to the bathroom. I was talking to some gay guy,

898
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 3: or maybe it was the opposite. Yes, he went to

899
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 3: the bathroom, made a friend, brought the nigga out, and

900
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 3: the guy goes, oh my god, you're so high.

901
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 1: He's so high. Oh my god, you have to me.

902
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: My friends are lesbian. So in this empty ass club,

903
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: we walk right over and.

904
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 3: I hope they never see this. I'm not going to

905
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 3: say they were ugly. I'm just gonna say they had

906
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 3: very forgettable faces.

907
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 2: Can I also say this is why I said at

908
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:11,240
Speaker 2: the top of this episode, the mid ugly them niggas

909
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 2: be getting pussed. It beat a mid ugly everybody.

910
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 1: Who actually be fucking more than the good looking people.

911
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 2: Let's be very clear, because here you go, they had

912
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 2: forgettable faces. That was a really nice way to call

913
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 2: them mid ugly. Okay, did I say it mid ugly?

914
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 1: They weren't ugly, Yeah, I wouldn't. We didn't know it was.

915
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 3: They weren't ugly, they just were forgettable. I wish I

916
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 3: knew one of their names.

917
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: Here we go, me and this nigga. Every time we

918
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: go out, everybody's always looking. I don't know. He said

919
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 1: to me.

920
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 3: We have just really like a very sexual energy already.

921
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 3: So I think that's one thing. And then on top

922
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 3: of that, like miss we're in Mexico, it wouldn't like

923
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 3: and we're in a little tiny town.

924
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:55,319
Speaker 1: It wasn't no good looking people for it. So the

925
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: girl looks at him and just starts gawing him.

926
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 3: Now, he's a handsome man, but it was almost too

927
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 3: much like it got to a little fetishizing point, and

928
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 3: I almost was gonna stop it until I realized he

929
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:07,399
Speaker 3: was just laughing and having fun.

930
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 1: Okay, so brookuick the ethnicity of these women, color of

931
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 1: the couch and if you can't see it, you guys

932
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 1: are listening, so that this is an audio experience. It's

933
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: what so cream they want?

934
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 3: They weren't cream bit cream like milk.

935
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: I want to say they were from Alaska or Oregon. White.

936
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:33,479
Speaker 1: It's very cool.

937
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:37,359
Speaker 3: Okay, what so one wasn't I don't want to say

938
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 3: she was fem but one was way more butch Okay.

939
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 1: So the one that wasn't butch seize him and was like, oh.

940
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 3: My gosh, so she's bisexual. Let's go dying for this nigga.

941
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,439
Speaker 3: Look at these arms like and I was like, why

942
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 3: is she doing this? Like it was just too much.

943
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 3: So he's laughing, like what the fuck? She's like, oh

944
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 3: my god, your hair mind you he has locked. When

945
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 3: I saw him, he go up.

946
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 1: She went to touch his hair. I was looking to

947
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: see how he was because bitch, wait wait wait, but

948
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: she let these white women touch the dreadlocks of your man.

949
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:14,399
Speaker 1: Stop it still gave them some dick and pussy home

950
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: on crazy. I'm ready to keep here. It was like

951
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: when the sit you cheering? Okay, I love that we

952
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 1: were fetishized lesbian.

953
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 3: I don't know if he pulled back, but there was

954
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 3: like I was looking and staring and it stopped for

955
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,439
Speaker 3: a second. I was like, okay, yeah, he's giggling, he's laughing.

956
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 3: She's like, oh my, I'm sorry, this is my fiance.

957
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,879
Speaker 3: You're just so hot, like couldn't stop talking about how

958
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,879
Speaker 3: sexy he was. Then the fiance was like, oh my god,

959
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 3: and you're my type. She started talking about she got

960
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 3: a crush.

961
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 1: I don't know what little perto rica act she was

962
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 1: talking about, but I was like, I'm not who she

963
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: thinks I am. Okay. So now at this point they

964
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,720
Speaker 1: both want to fuck us crazy like.

965
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 3: But no, wait, wait, wait, wait, sorry, the other one

966
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 3: wants to fuck him more than anybody wants to suck

967
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 3: anyone in the world.

968
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:57,879
Speaker 1: Okay, the girls saying on the track of the butcher Chick.

969
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 3: But she's just like, oh, I'm sorry, like she's drunk whatever,

970
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 3: this is just she's wilding.

971
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: Out right, Okay, I'm like, it's cool. So I looked

972
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: at him and I was like, are you good? And

973
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: he was laughing. He's like, I'm good, I'm good. He

974
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: holds my hand. He's like letting me know, like you know,

975
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 1: which is very good threesome material. Okay, don't let me go, nigga,

976
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:18,879
Speaker 1: I'll go wipe. Okay. So we start talking.

977
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 3: They're talking about how they got engaged in Sawilita on

978
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 3: a boat and they're so happy to be together.

979
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: They've been get this many years. Blah blah.

980
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 3: The girl that was gawking used to be a Mormon,

981
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 3: she's got kids and now she's in this lesbian relationships

982
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 3: a bitch.

983
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 1: I don't know what she thought. She saw some black

984
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 1: deep but she was gonna kate.

985
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 3: So we realize what's going on, and no one's saying anything. Finally,

986
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 3: the butch girl who was being very domineering was.

987
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 1: Like, dopineering, Like yeah, like that'sn't word. Can we looked

988
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 1: that up real quick? Domineering is a word dominaring, Like

989
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,839
Speaker 1: domineering isn't like taking over the situation. So the other

990
00:46:55,920 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: girl's really drunk. She's like, I'm just trying to Okay,

991
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: I've been larry to dumb oh bit you right, Okay,

992
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: I've been talking to them. I think I have words out, Hey,

993
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: you could make some up.

994
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 2: Sometimes a certing ones will over another in an in

995
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 2: an arrogant way.

996
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yah yeah, like this because there was a

997
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 3: man there and she was she said, I got this

998
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 3: mm hm, so I remember this, comp said, I for

999
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:22,479
Speaker 3: this confidence I am.

1000
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: She's like, so, I'm gonna be honest. We've had some.

1001
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 3: Drinks, mind you, Mandy, at this point it might be

1002
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 3: a forty five. We've had some drinks. You guys have

1003
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 3: had some drinks, clearly.

1004
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if you would like to engage, like

1005
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: now she can't talk right, I don't know if you

1006
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 1: would like to engage in making this like a thing,

1007
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 1: but like I would love to have sex with you,

1008
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:46,240
Speaker 1: if you would love to have sex with me talking

1009
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: to me only because mind you, this bitch is damn

1010
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 1: you're trying to suck is tack in the corner.

1011
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, I could be down. But also I'm like

1012
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 3: doing the high pitch voice because I'm not sure. I

1013
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 3: don't I know exactly what him and I said, but

1014
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 3: we went away for a second. I was like, are

1015
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 3: we doing fuck these white fish right now? And he

1016
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 3: was like laughing. I'm like, this is so crazy because

1017
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 3: we've talked about threesomes. I'm like, oh, were youna have

1018
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 3: a foursome? And I'm like, they're not ugly. And then

1019
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 3: he looks at the other chick. He's like, she has

1020
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:15,320
Speaker 3: a nice body.

1021
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,479
Speaker 1: She did, she had a really nice butt, big titty,

1022
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: like again, she had kids. Go ahead and try to

1023
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: make this better. No, I'm seeing what he's seeing. I'm

1024
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 1: saying in this moment.

1025
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 3: Then the other one had mentioned that she's never had

1026
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 3: sex with a man, so gold start, all right. So

1027
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 3: he was like, honestly, it's not about her, Like the

1028
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 3: fact that she never has sex with a man, it's

1029
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 3: got me like hard. He's like, now, I'm like, that's

1030
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 3: more exciting to me. Okay, he wants to have like

1031
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 3: this first experience. I'm like, all right, fucking let's fuck

1032
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 3: these guys, white bit just let's just go. So we

1033
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 3: go back over there and we're like, all right. The

1034
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 3: one the butch girl goes, I'd like to ask a question,

1035
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 3: are you guys clean? And I'm laughing to myself anddything

1036
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 3: you're just asking, don't want to see nothing.

1037
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: But I also, we should not be using terminology like

1038
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: clean or dirty.

1039
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 3: Yes, But it was just like what okay, so mind

1040
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,800
Speaker 3: you eight forty five, I think, cause who's.

1041
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 1: Gonna say no?

1042
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 2: That's why I want that question be very clear in

1043
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 2: any space. If you're not asking for results, and this

1044
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 2: is where this is the educational part.

1045
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 1: If you're not asking for up to date, don't not

1046
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 1: say even up to date within like the last two weeks.

1047
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 2: I would say, even if you're not asking for paperwork,

1048
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:25,319
Speaker 2: to ask somebody, are you clean? No one is going

1049
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 2: to be like.

1050
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: Actually, of course I'm not. I'm dirty. I've had one

1051
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 1: guy in my life tell me he had her bees. Okay,

1052
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:35,479
Speaker 1: other than that, and that was.

1053
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,879
Speaker 3: Something he said on his own, maybe date number two,

1054
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:41,760
Speaker 3: which is good. And I remember thinking, oh, he brought

1055
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 3: this up before we even got to the sex talk,

1056
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 3: because that's the type of man he is, right. I

1057
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 3: bet there are so many men walking around and probably

1058
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 3: unknowingly with something like that would never say anything.

1059
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 1: Yep. And he gave me the choice, even though I

1060
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 1: fuck him. I do think that was admirable. So anyway,

1061
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: fast forward, so I was like, yo, I need another drink.

1062
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:00,839
Speaker 1: Let's go somewhere on some other drinks and then yeah,

1063
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: we'll come to your place, she's like, our places around

1064
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 1: the corner. Our places on the corner, Our places around

1065
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:05,919
Speaker 1: the corner. So then at this point he's like god

1066
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 1: damn yo and me and him laughing, and he's like, well,

1067
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: all right, let me get a cigarette.

1068
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 3: Like he's trying to figure out how we can get

1069
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 3: a break for a second. We got a cigarettes out

1070
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 3: the house. She's like, all right, there's a cool bar

1071
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 3: by the house, Mandy.

1072
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: They walked us right by this goddamn bar, go to

1073
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: Annie's or whatever it was called. I remember walking by

1074
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: the bar and being like that looked like a a

1075
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: n and what the hell is that? And they said,

1076
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: we're just gonna take you to the room. Bro, it's crazy.

1077
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,840
Speaker 1: So they take us to the airbnb. We got drinks.

1078
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 3: We get there and I'm like, okay, how do we

1079
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 3: start this three so bitch or some nope, we'll find out.

1080
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:39,840
Speaker 1: Okay.

1081
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 3: So we get to the house and these bitches put

1082
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 3: on Usher and I whispered to him, wait, what song

1083
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 3: that matter? Just an Usher playlist?

1084
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 1: Okay? And I said, do you think he put on

1085
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: Usher because we put And he was like, no, baby,

1086
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: they put on Usher because it's like sex music, said

1087
00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:00,800
Speaker 1: it is that's what which one? Because we're black? No, no, no, no,

1088
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: like if Yeah was on the White women, but if

1089
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 1: Yeah was on, that's different than Superstar Superstar. What's your

1090
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: go to threes of music? Oh?

1091
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 2: I say it all the time, but snow a leggra

1092
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 2: radio and it plays like Daniel Caesar snow Alegra.

1093
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna put on the Brent Bias Man. Of

1094
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: course you shout out to you, Jordan shout out to music.

1095
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: Jordan was great. He opened up for black Really.

1096
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were gonna say Jordan was great.

1097
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 1: All right, I haven't been fucking actually.

1098
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 3: So anyway, so we're sitting down, we're smoking I think weed. Yeah,

1099
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 3: we had we with us. Then we're having a drink

1100
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 3: and my leg is up and I made a joke

1101
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god, I can't believe

1102
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 3: I'm a type of force. Some I didn't shave my

1103
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:48,400
Speaker 3: legs and I was just I don't know where it

1104
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 3: came from.

1105
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 2: I think this butcher cared if you had motherfucker niggas

1106
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 2: don't care if they hear from Yo.

1107
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 1: Pussy is growing on to you in a tho. So

1108
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 1: then it starts with everybody's touching my legs, oh god,

1109
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 1: and it's prickly. Yeah, but also everybody's legs were prickly,

1110
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: right cause then he's like he's got my feet like

1111
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 1: in his lap, like on his dick, so he's like

1112
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 1: rubbing my legs.

1113
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 3: And then the one that wants to fuck him, which

1114
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 3: any women that want to be a unicorn should do this,

1115
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 3: or like, she was like, I want to kiss you, okay,

1116
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,359
Speaker 3: So we start kissing, and I was kind of over her,

1117
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 3: and so then she starts kissing him, which I was

1118
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 3: fine with.

1119
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 1: So this one, I just want to see him get

1120
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 1: some pussy and fucking bitch in front of me.

1121
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,839
Speaker 3: So then the butch bitch is like so we start

1122
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 3: making up, and it's funny because when he mentions me

1123
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,360
Speaker 3: in the club like this is the one I want.

1124
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 1: She wasn't that butch by the way.

1125
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 3: She was just like white girl that was wearing like

1126
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 3: surferboard outfit with like a sports brad top, not like stood.

1127
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 1: But he was like, yeah, this one.

1128
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 3: So then he grabs her and starts kissing her, and

1129
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, this is crazy.

1130
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 1: So I'm like, have you ever kissed a guy? And

1131
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:58,800
Speaker 1: she's like I have not funny.

1132
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 3: So I was like, okay, well, so the other girl

1133
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 3: just takes off her fucking clothes and she's like, oh no, no,

1134
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 3: the butch domineering.

1135
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: Let's get to the bedroom. She is set in this

1136
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 1: whole scene as if she's done it all before. I

1137
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:12,839
Speaker 1: love it.

1138
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 3: So she was like, I have some toys and she

1139
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 3: likes them. So mind you. Here's the funniest part of

1140
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,879
Speaker 3: the night. Me and this nigga was drinking a lot

1141
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:26,840
Speaker 3: of water because we were drunk from the night before.

1142
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 3: This is our second night there, and we were drinking

1143
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,880
Speaker 3: a lot, trying to get ready for this shit and

1144
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:31,839
Speaker 3: drinking beer with them.

1145
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 1: He's like, I'll be our back up, go to the bathroom.

1146
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 3: So I'm waiting for him because I'm like I got

1147
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,799
Speaker 3: heat too me And while these bitches trying to get in,

1148
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 3: we're like, god damn it.

1149
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 1: So we get into bed. This girl's fucking.

1150
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 3: Her with like a vibrator or whatever, right, and we're

1151
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 3: kind of watching. We're letting them do their thing, and

1152
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:54,959
Speaker 3: then I start with the bem chick and I'm going, hamm,

1153
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 3: I ain't been in a pussy in a minute, minds you.

1154
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 1: It turned into shit. The last time I truck it did.

1155
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 1: So I'm getting in there and he's like on the bed,

1156
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 1: he's watching me, and I'm like, okay, I'm going it.

1157
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 1: So the girl starts squirting in your face.

1158
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 3: No no, no, it wasn't like crazy squirt, but like,

1159
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 3: and he's okay, thank you, and he's saying it right,

1160
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:19,240
Speaker 3: He's like, oh shit, niggas.

1161
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:21,320
Speaker 1: Niggas got a nick bro. He's like, oh shit, y

1162
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 1: pussy square, you're making a square. Okay, Like he's like

1163
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 1: talking to me. That's the only thing he said. And

1164
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 1: when he said that, I looked at the butch chick

1165
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:35,840
Speaker 1: and she was like displeased. And the girl's super loud

1166
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 1: right now, right like the whole time, she wasn't this loud.

1167
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:40,920
Speaker 1: I'm not saying this to amp myself up. Me and

1168
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,799
Speaker 1: him and went over this moment because this is where

1169
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:46,799
Speaker 1: the funny started. She's screaming and it's like going in

1170
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 1: And then I had on nails because I had just

1171
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 1: done some kind of ad. So he goes, don't the

1172
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 1: toy dies and he goes, oh, you should fuck her too,

1173
00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 1: talking about the butch chick. I'm like, I can't because

1174
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: of my nails, and he looks at me, and I

1175
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: look at him. I'm like, uh, cause, like I don't

1176
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: know what to do because I kind of didn't want

1177
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:08,839
Speaker 1: to fuck the butcher bitch because her energy got weird.

1178
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,240
Speaker 1: Once the other bitch starts corting, so he starts kissing

1179
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,800
Speaker 1: the girl, the femb chick, and they're like fucking around,

1180
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 1: and then the butch bitch goes in the bathroom. Me

1181
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 1: being me, I don't know why how to do this

1182
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:23,399
Speaker 1: the check in, but I have to because I knew

1183
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 1: something was wrong right and I've been there in the

1184
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 1: middle of the foursome.

1185
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,880
Speaker 3: She removed herself, yet she's clearly filling away. So I

1186
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 3: went to the bathroom. I'm like, hey, mind you, this

1187
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:37,799
Speaker 3: is a studio Airbnb. It's an open floor flint. We're

1188
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 3: not that far away from the bed maybe right there.

1189
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, are you okay. She's like no, I'm

1190
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 1: not okay, Like I didn't know this was going to

1191
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:47,799
Speaker 1: bother me, And I'm like, yo, you were the.

1192
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:50,359
Speaker 3: One that like told us to get in the bed.

1193
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:51,880
Speaker 3: She's like, I know, I just didn't know to it.

1194
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 3: And I was like, I know, it's okay, I understand,

1195
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:55,920
Speaker 3: and she's like, oh my God, you're walking me through this.

1196
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 3: I can't believe you're walking me through this. And then

1197
00:55:57,239 --> 00:55:59,320
Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, for a living, I'm a sex educator.

1198
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 3: I just want to make you feel better. I don't

1199
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 3: want to say I'm a podcast or so all your

1200
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 3: business gonna be on a podcast.

1201
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: But I was like, I'm a sex educator, so I

1202
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 1: just want you to know, like, I'm not feeling uncomfortable

1203
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 1: at all.

1204
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,799
Speaker 3: This is not uncomfortable. I'm having a good time. I

1205
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:11,359
Speaker 3: just want you to know we're all having a good time.

1206
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:13,879
Speaker 3: She starts crying. In the middle of her crying.

1207
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is it. I'm not gonna lie.

1208
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:18,800
Speaker 2: This is how, by the way, for y'all that like

1209
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 2: to ask about how to have a threesome or foursome, no, no, no, no,

1210
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:28,359
Speaker 2: fuck them talking ninety percent of them and like this

1211
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 2: where somebody is crying, uncomfortable, removes themselves and now hates

1212
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 2: that this ever happened. I'm not going to lie you

1213
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 2: saying this. This is literally how I even how men

1214
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,719
Speaker 2: say no, we needed like ninety percent of threesomes are unsuccessful.

1215
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:43,799
Speaker 1: We need to talk about this too.

1216
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 3: That's why I was like, I have to show you unsuccessful.

1217
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:48,799
Speaker 3: She starts crying right, maybe like to the point where

1218
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,799
Speaker 3: like we're holding hands and this is all I can hear.

1219
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:55,240
Speaker 3: I can hear him. All I hear is the wetness

1220
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 3: from the girls.

1221
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm like, oh my god, mind you.

1222
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 3: He don't know what the fuck is going on, and

1223
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 3: like this bitch is crying. She's like, I don't even

1224
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:13,840
Speaker 3: know if we're gonna get married now. It sounds like

1225
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 3: fucking macaroni and Jesus, mind you, bitch. The bitch is

1226
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 3: scored is so much. I'm getting mad and I'm like,

1227
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 3: this is too much.

1228
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,919
Speaker 1: So finally they're bad.

1229
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 3: I go over right and he's on top of her

1230
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 3: in the bed. I'm like, baby, we gotta go.

1231
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 1: And he's like that baby, we gotta go. And I'm

1232
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 1: like and then so I'm like they need a moment.

1233
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 1: So the butch bitch goes on the patio. I'm like,

1234
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 1: we gotta go, we gotta go, please, we gotta go.

1235
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 1: And he does.

1236
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 3: Still don't know what's going on, right, So the girl

1237
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 3: takes a break and she's fucking squirted out. Bro her

1238
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 3: legs are like this, like this nigga destroyed her. I mean,

1239
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 3: she can't even move and like her partner's outside crying.

1240
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 3: So I'm like, can you come here please? So I'm

1241
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 3: trying to tell him. He goes to the bathroom. I'm like,

1242
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 3: she's fucking crying.

1243
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 1: Goes what they gonna do it? She run us over here.

1244
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:08,960
Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, it's not right. Please can we please go?

1245
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 3: And he's like, yo, I'm not rushing out of here.

1246
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 3: I need a minute.

1247
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm about to clean up whatever and then

1248
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 1: we'll go.

1249
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna have a give me a second, bitch.

1250
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:19,640
Speaker 3: I go on to fucking balcony because I'm feeling bathroom

1251
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 3: this bitch.

1252
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 1: She's still crying. Mandy.

1253
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 3: Now she's escaped to the pool area. The girlfriend comes

1254
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,440
Speaker 3: out and she's like, Janafe's making out with me. I'm like, yo, yo, yeah,

1255
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:30,800
Speaker 3: this bitch.

1256
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 1: Is horn me. Okay, she's fucking ready to go. I'm like, yo,

1257
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 1: your girl's over there crying. Should I go over there?

1258
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 1: I think south. So this thigga comes back out looking

1259
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 1: all cool as shit, is fucking button up his oi,

1260
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 1: gotta fucking joint in his hand.

1261
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, can we go? He's like, no, my

1262
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:54,200
Speaker 3: finish this shit, Like why are you rushing me. These

1263
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 3: bitches are having a breakdown.

1264
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 1: Bro. They're in the corner crying. He rubbing my leg.

1265
00:58:58,360 --> 00:58:59,919
Speaker 1: He's like, are you okay? Like, are you feeling good?

1266
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 1: I'm okay. He's like, all right, let me get my drinks.

1267
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 1: He was trying to have around two after the bitch.

1268
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 3: He's like, yo, I'm trying to I'm like, she's crying.

1269
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 3: He's like again, girls, So they come back. The girl's like,

1270
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I know what's gonna happen to me?

1271
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. I never And bro, that's the thing.

1272
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 1: Y'all be thinking you'll ready for the three soomes and emotionally,

1273
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 1: but you know what, it's crazy. He told me.

1274
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 3: I was like, yo, she wasn't ready for to be

1275
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 3: with a nigga. And he's like, no, he said that

1276
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 3: happened when you were sucking her. He's like, she wasn't

1277
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 3: ready for that ship period.

1278
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:42,800
Speaker 1: No. So she was like, if you.

1279
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 3: Guys want to stay, you're walking to stay. The couch

1280
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 3: pulls out. I'm fine, I don't want to be awkward.

1281
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,480
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm ruining the night. And I was like, yeah,

1282
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:49,960
Speaker 3: she was so weird. I'm like, yeah, we're good.

1283
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 1: I don't worry, bitch. No, no, their names. Well, this

1284
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:55,120
Speaker 1: was fun. All right, We're gonna go back to the

1285
00:59:55,160 --> 01:00:00,040
Speaker 1: club exactly what you're ably walking down his hill and

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01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, I can't believe.

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Speaker 3: We just had to force them. All we did was

1288
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 3: go to dinner. We said he was gonna keep a

1289
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 3: chill to then and he's like, nah, I know that

1290
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 3: was funny. It's only like the club.

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01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 1: Bro. We go to the club and then we see

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01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 1: this other ground.

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01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, no, stoping like this is like, so

1294
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 3: we're having fun, bro, go back to the fucking hotel.

1295
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:22,240
Speaker 3: He claims, this is the best sex we've ever had.

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01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:25,040
Speaker 3: I have another moment that was my favorite. But we

1297
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 3: were literally under the stars fucking having sex.

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01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 1: Look I gazing. Well, that would be your favorite.

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01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 2: His favorite would be when there was two other bitches

1300
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 2: in the bed. No, that was his face, the one

1301
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 2: under the stars and shit.

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01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:38,880
Speaker 3: Oh said that that. He just said that was my

1303
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 3: favorite sex we ever had. Was Thanksgiving me, but I

1304
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:42,200
Speaker 3: was on my period. It was a full moon. I'll

1305
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 3: know what's going on, the show is good.

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01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 1: So he didn't say that that was his favorite.

1307
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 3: He said the star gazing was okay, Like he's like, Yo,

1308
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 3: the fucking being under the stars with you having sex outside. Also,

1309
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 3: the crazy thing is this is my ego, my nigga,

1310
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 3: This is how ego driven I am. And when I

1311
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 3: tell you, I'm embarrassed.

1312
01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 1: To say this.

1313
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 3: There was a moment where she was squirting and I

1314
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:03,960
Speaker 3: knew he was enjoying it, and I was like, damn,

1315
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:05,840
Speaker 3: I know I'm gonna be squirting like that. Do you

1316
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:08,000
Speaker 3: know I scored it that night on a dick. I

1317
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 3: know that's right, that's my fucking brain.

1318
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 1: Bitch you think another bitch gonna do this shit? Girl? Literally,

1319
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 1: I think I pushed that shit out. I was like,

1320
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 1: it was pissed you beat on a nigga. But so

1321
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 1: the four some turned into really lovey, deb romantic sex

1322
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 1: and like literally the next day, I was like, Yo,

1323
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,960
Speaker 1: when you can feel three sims or four sims whatever

1324
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 1: can be sex shit period, yep. Or that people can

1325
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:33,760
Speaker 1: make you feel so removed from someone and so disconnected.

1326
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 3: That ship did the complete opposite. It was crazy, like

1327
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:40,960
Speaker 3: the well they made it. Definitely the the butcher girl

1328
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,280
Speaker 3: felt that way. By the way, we've been saying that

1329
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:45,920
Speaker 3: a lot are we allowed? Is that an Okay, way to.

1330
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 1: River white people. So this isn't our area. Okay, okay,

1331
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 1: so we can call them, but okay, stuzz it. I

1332
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:57,440
Speaker 1: don't think he's the one that's but just that. But no,

1333
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:58,439
Speaker 1: it's not like the F word.

1334
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 2: Bitch, if you bake me bleep out the M word,

1335
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 2: we bleep at you saying the D word.

1336
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:08,040
Speaker 1: But they're disabled. No, they're not disabled. They're just little.

1337
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 1: If you can get a sticker for parking, that's a disability.

1338
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:21,280
Speaker 1: Oh little people are have a disability, right, it's questionable

1339
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:21,920
Speaker 1: not you.

1340
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:23,480
Speaker 2: Judging a disability based on.

1341
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:25,000
Speaker 1: If they can get a sticker or not. They can

1342
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:29,080
Speaker 1: they can park close, They can park Are you googling

1343
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:31,959
Speaker 1: it right now? They can park close? And that bad.

1344
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:34,800
Speaker 1: You need to leave, Alex because now it's turning into flavoring.

1345
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie for getting disability.

1346
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 2: Disability but no benefits. But they're not disabled.

1347
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 3: Okay, Well you're short, so God kind of did it

1348
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:50,360
Speaker 3: for you. No, I'm five to one and three quarters, bitch,

1349
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:52,200
Speaker 3: give me my three quarters Gucci clogs.

1350
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:57,919
Speaker 2: That's what we're doing, everybody. I hope you enjoyed our

1351
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 2: first episode. Back into the studio, we have some really

1352
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 2: dope guests coming up in the coming weeks, but also

1353
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:07,680
Speaker 2: again horror hive dot com, make sure you get your

1354
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:11,400
Speaker 2: tickets if you are in London or surrounding European countries.

1355
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:13,280
Speaker 1: Y just want a little thank go to my own

1356
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:14,959
Speaker 1: trip and you American, but you want to come out.

1357
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:16,479
Speaker 3: Of me the UK niggas because I'm gonna be honest

1358
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 3: with you and this ain't he's trying to sell tickets.

1359
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:18,960
Speaker 1: What is it?

1360
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 3: The UK has the finest black man of any country?

1361
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:24,400
Speaker 3: You said, what the UK best looking black men of

1362
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,040
Speaker 3: any country? Well live because they're all from the continent

1363
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:30,640
Speaker 3: of Africa. But I'm just saying they're like, they're African.

1364
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 2: It's that's what time they are London, bitch, they're African.

1365
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 1: Can you just say Nigerians or Senegalese or no, no no,

1366
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 1: and statement is crazy though they are African.

1367
01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:47,960
Speaker 2: Anyways, y'all we're gonna get canceled at the top of

1368
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:48,760
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four.

1369
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:49,880
Speaker 1: That's what it's giving here.

1370
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:53,080
Speaker 2: Thank you guys for supporting this and maybe another episode

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01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,000
Speaker 2: of horror Blasions.

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Speaker 1: He's out bitches and Clang Clang Clan