WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bedazzler

0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:04.640
<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran's phone tap.

0:00:05.160 --> 0:00:08.760
<v Speaker 2>Here comes the phone tap. Dear Elvis, I want to

0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:11.600
<v Speaker 2>phone tap my two aunts who live together.

0:00:12.240 --> 0:00:14.240
<v Speaker 1>And this comes from what's her name? Her name is

0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:15.200
<v Speaker 1>Verity Verity.

0:00:16.040 --> 0:00:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Obviously, these two women living together, they cannot stand telemarketers.

0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:22.000
<v Speaker 2>So we're gonna sick Scary Jones and he's gonna call

0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:24.479
<v Speaker 2>them and sell them some stuff. So let's listen in

0:00:24.520 --> 0:00:26.720
<v Speaker 2>to today's Michael Oppenheimer phone tap.

0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:31.680
<v Speaker 1>Hello, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with mevisninet

0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:33.800
<v Speaker 1>dot com. How are you doing today? Miss?

0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:36.400
<v Speaker 3>Okay? But I'm not interested in anything you have to sell.

0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:38.880
<v Speaker 1>I have a question for you. How do you take

0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:40.880
<v Speaker 1>something from dull to dazzling?

0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:42.479
<v Speaker 3>All right, I'm not interested.

0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:45.519
<v Speaker 1>You be dazzled with the original B dazzler stud and

0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:52.200
<v Speaker 1>rhinestone setter today you're in luck. Hi, it's mister Michael

0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:57.080
<v Speaker 1>Oppenheim with the B Dazzling hung calling prepared to be dazzled.

0:00:57.160 --> 0:00:59.480
<v Speaker 1>Miss I don't give it now? Are you on a

0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:02.480
<v Speaker 1>list of people to be called today? Miss which I

0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:06.120
<v Speaker 1>do not call this Do not call this number again.

0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:09.120
<v Speaker 1>Don't be dull, be dazzling with the Be Dazzling.

0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:11.600
<v Speaker 2>Man, I'm not call this number again.

0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:14.839
<v Speaker 1>Do you understand English? You can be dazzling had a shirt,

0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:17.560
<v Speaker 1>a belt, or a scarf or a sweater. It's easy

0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:23.000
<v Speaker 1>and it's fun. I don't care. You'll get the original

0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:26.360
<v Speaker 1>Be Dazzler, plus all the rhinestones, the studs and the

0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:30.399
<v Speaker 1>stars that you'll need. White ass, even if you've never

0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:38.080
<v Speaker 1>threaded a needle. Hello, even if you've never threaded a needle,

0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:43.160
<v Speaker 1>you'll be dazzling in minutes. Oh my god, stupid, but

0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:57.840
<v Speaker 1>miss I'm one of you. Hello, excuse me U nana. Okay,

0:01:58.000 --> 0:01:59.520
<v Speaker 1>this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:00.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't even.

0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:04.920
<v Speaker 1>If you order now, it will be fourteen dollars and

0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:07.600
<v Speaker 1>ninety five cents plus seven dollars ninety five cents shipping

0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:08.200
<v Speaker 1>and handling.

0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:11.240
<v Speaker 2>It's if it's great. I don't want it. Do you

0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:13.400
<v Speaker 2>understand that I do not want it?

0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:15.240
<v Speaker 1>Did you ever want to put some shimmer in one

0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:17.520
<v Speaker 1>of your belts or your pants? You buy it and

0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:19.640
<v Speaker 1>you give it to your mother. What credit card would

0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:21.400
<v Speaker 1>you like to use it? This time? You are want

0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:23.880
<v Speaker 1>stuff instead of a bitch. But the Be Dazzler is

0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:25.959
<v Speaker 1>the fashion craze of the season, ma'am, do you.

0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:28.560
<v Speaker 3>Want to sell it in all?

0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:31.920
<v Speaker 1>Are there clothes that you were considering throwing away? No,

0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:34.880
<v Speaker 1>because if they were, you can now be dazzle them

0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:35.560
<v Speaker 1>with the beat down.

0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:38.920
<v Speaker 2>No no no no no no no no no no

0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:41.640
<v Speaker 2>no no no no no no no no.

0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:44.639
<v Speaker 1>It's a new generation of be dazzling with the bee dazzler.

0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:47.840
<v Speaker 1>A Messina citizen or interested in your product, maybe you'd

0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:49.240
<v Speaker 1>like to be dazzle your shawls.

0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:51.200
<v Speaker 2>You know you're an idiot.

0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:56.959
<v Speaker 1>I really think you're missing out thinking. Who's that? None

0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:57.760
<v Speaker 1>of your business?

0:02:58.120 --> 0:02:59.160
<v Speaker 2>You don't want to tell Tota.

0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:01.959
<v Speaker 1>Please don't speak on her, behnds Oh, I don't want

0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:04.519
<v Speaker 1>to be dazz Look, okay, you have it for Margaret.

0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:12.760
<v Speaker 2>She don't want to be dazzlo Margaret.

0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:14.399
<v Speaker 1>Do not send anything to this house I'm sending you.

0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:15.919
<v Speaker 2>Do not send anything.

0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:18.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm solicited to this house. If you're not happy with it,

0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:21.640
<v Speaker 1>you can return it with you. You send me here,

0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:22.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm solicited.

0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:23.040
<v Speaker 3>It's mine.

0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:27.120
<v Speaker 1>Freak clear. I got back to buy miss Hell all right,

0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:30.639
<v Speaker 1>jar So I keep going. Actually, she's calling me on

0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:35.880
<v Speaker 1>my job line. Hello, connect the lines, let us hear it.

0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:40.200
<v Speaker 1>Huh I'm sorry. This guy is called thirty something times.

0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:43.160
<v Speaker 2>From the Dazzler. Michael Oppenheimert.

0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:45.520
<v Speaker 1>You know the thing that you.

0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Put these sparkles on your clothes, the case.

0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:51.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what did he want? He wants to sew us?

0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:53.840
<v Speaker 1>He sold us for the Dazzlers because now it's on

0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:57.640
<v Speaker 1>my answer machine. What so, I'm you bought something you

0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:00.360
<v Speaker 1>try and did not buy? Can you play the such?

0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:02.160
<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, hold.

0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:08.080
<v Speaker 3>On three new messages. I just good Interne. This is

0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:12.840
<v Speaker 3>mister Michael at this time, if you could to come

0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:16.240
<v Speaker 3>to your phone so we can complete this transaction. I'm

0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:17.920
<v Speaker 3>going to put this parachis through if I do not

0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:24.440
<v Speaker 3>hear for you in five seconds four three two one, okay.

0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:29.000
<v Speaker 3>Congratulations ladies on the purchase of four Be Dazzlers. Had

0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:29.920
<v Speaker 3>a great afternoon.

0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:34.280
<v Speaker 2>Hello hello, Hello, You should say that. Go online, get

0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:36.840
<v Speaker 2>his supervisor's number and play.

0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:37.160
<v Speaker 3>That for them.

0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:38.800
<v Speaker 1>Good afternoon.

0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:40.680
<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hello, Hello.

0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:42.880
<v Speaker 1>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Be Dazzler. How

0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:43.360
<v Speaker 1>are you now?

0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:45.760
<v Speaker 2>We cut into the line and margat what are you doing?

0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:49.000
<v Speaker 1>He's in on the line. Would you like to be dazzled?

0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:50.720
<v Speaker 2>No, I'll pass, but thank you.

0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:54.520
<v Speaker 1>Would you like to be phone tapped. Hello, Oh my

0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:56.840
<v Speaker 1>name is Scary Jones from Elvis to Ran in the

0:04:56.880 --> 0:05:00.000
<v Speaker 1>morning show and oh god, yeah, it's already phone tapped.

0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:02.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.

0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:05.279
<v Speaker 1>You are so bad. And I called this guy every

0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:10.680
<v Speaker 1>name under the sun. The Elvis Duran phone tap. This

0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:13.400
<v Speaker 1>phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by all

0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:17.400
<v Speaker 1>of participates. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis

0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:18.719
<v Speaker 1>Duran in the Morning Show