Speaker 1: Frooking jewels. Second dat date. You know, doing these second
Speaker 1: day updates for such a long time, we've heard some
Speaker 1: crazy excuses from people on how they've gotten out of
Speaker 1: a first date. We've had people pull fire alarms, just
Speaker 1: make up all kinds of stuff to get out of
Speaker 1: their date. Well, today's might be the craziest. Meredith is
Speaker 1: on the phone with us and she wants us to
Speaker 1: call a guy named Chris. Today, Chris made an excuse
Speaker 1: to get out of his date that sounds just made up. Meredith,
Speaker 1: how are you hey good? How are you guys felling?
Speaker 1: I'm all right. Thank you for your email. I appreciate it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love you guys, love the show. Thanks. Now, before
Speaker 1: we get into the weird excuse that this guy gave you,
Speaker 1: where'd you meet him? Well, I actually met him at
Speaker 1: my job. I know you're may be not supposed to
Speaker 1: do that, but um I look at a veterinary office
Speaker 1: and he's human rights human Okay, you were scaring me.
Speaker 1: As soon as he said veterinary office, I was like,
Speaker 1: wait a second, we might not be able to do
Speaker 1: this second date up dates. We will and it'll be
Speaker 1: really interesting. No, he was wearing his dog and you guys, okay,
Speaker 1: and did you hit on him? Well, I wouldn't say
Speaker 1: I hit on him. We were both kind of flirty
Speaker 1: right away, and I definitely was attracted to him, but
Speaker 1: he had asked me for my phone number when he
Speaker 1: left for a guy, supposedly ditching you on your first
Speaker 1: date and making up some excuse. You don't sound very pissed. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just really confused because I totally think he lied
Speaker 1: to get out of our date. Yeah, after I read
Speaker 1: your email, I agree with you, really I do. Why
Speaker 1: don't you just tell everybody what he said to you
Speaker 1: to get out of your date because it sounds ridiculous. Well,
Speaker 1: let me tell you, guys what happened. So he asked
Speaker 1: me to go out with him to dinner, and I
Speaker 1: was excited, and he came to my place to pick
Speaker 1: me up. And now, at the time, my roommate she
Speaker 1: likes to have people over a lot, and so she
Speaker 1: was kind of having like a get together, and there
Speaker 1: are a bunch of people there and they're my friends too,
Speaker 1: and I want to see him, like interact with my
Speaker 1: friends and see how he is around other people. So
Speaker 1: he came to my place. He was cool for like
Speaker 1: five ten minutes, and then after like fifteen or twenty minutes,
Speaker 1: he started getting really panicky and like really awkward, and
Speaker 1: then he said he needed to speak to me outside.
Speaker 1: And you guys were still at your apartment at this point, exactly, Yeah,
Speaker 1: And there was like a bunch of people there. So
Speaker 1: we go outside in the hallway and he's like, I
Speaker 1: have to go right now, and I'm like why, And
Speaker 1: he's like, I have dipnophobia? Is what? Deep no phobia?
Speaker 1: Deep no phobia. Yeah, he said it's like a phobia
Speaker 1: or paranoia of dinner parties. What I told you it
Speaker 1: was ridiculous. He told her that he has a fear
Speaker 1: of dinner parties and had to leave every boyfriend or
Speaker 1: guy could ever. Yeah, I have a fear of dinner
Speaker 1: parties too. I didn't know there was a clinical term
Speaker 1: for it. Oh my gosh, what did you see to him?
Speaker 1: I was like what. I was so confused. I didn't
Speaker 1: even know like what to say. And I was like,
Speaker 1: are we going to go out to dinner? We can
Speaker 1: just leave now. He's like, no, I have to go.
Speaker 1: I have to go home. I have to decompress from this.
Speaker 1: I've got to go out of anxiety and I have
Speaker 1: to leave, but I'll totally you know, text you or
Speaker 1: call you and we'll go another night. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: And I thought he was really that was really strange,
Speaker 1: and I thought he actually made up that condition, but
Speaker 1: Eila cooled it. I guess it is a real thing,
Speaker 1: but I don't know if he has it. But either way,
Speaker 1: it's just like super weird and confusing, and I think
Speaker 1: he's lying. And did he know that all those people
Speaker 1: were going to be over there when he came over?
Speaker 1: Did he know that it was a dinner party? Well,
Speaker 1: it wasn't even like a formal dinner party. It was
Speaker 1: just my friend had like a bunch of friends over Okay,
Speaker 1: And no, I didn't mention it to him because it
Speaker 1: wasn't like we were staying for the whole night. We
Speaker 1: were going to go out to dinner. He just picked
Speaker 1: me up. I don't know, I just it seemed so
Speaker 1: far fetched me deep nophobia. I don't know, it sounds ridiculous,
Speaker 1: but I was just wondering if it looked like he
Speaker 1: was acting like he was scared of the dinner party.
Speaker 1: I don't know if scared, but he did seem like
Speaker 1: awkward and anxious. He hasn't called you right to reschedule.
Speaker 1: He has not. Maybe he's got a fear of the telephone.
Speaker 1: A lot of people have multiple fears. I mean. The
Speaker 1: thing is is, i'd actually believe his deep nephobia if
Speaker 1: he actually called you afterwards and been like, hey, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: can we redo this? Yeah? But now nothing at all? Nothing,
Speaker 1: And I don't even know if I want a second
Speaker 1: date with him. I just want to know what happens,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, why would you be
Speaker 1: so like going out with me and then suddenly you
Speaker 1: have some like made up conditions. I wonder if that's
Speaker 1: like his go to to get out of things, you know,
Speaker 1: because how do you even know that deep nophobia is
Speaker 1: a thing unless you have it? But it also doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like he has it. Yeah, what did you say
Speaker 1: to your friends when you walked back in with no date?
Speaker 1: I was so embarrassed. I was like, um, yeah, he
Speaker 1: said he wasn't feeling well and had to leave, And
Speaker 1: they were just like, oh, you didn't tell him that
Speaker 1: you brought over some psycho who says he has a
Speaker 1: fear of dinner parties. No, I left that part out.
Speaker 1: I don't want to freak them out. And how many
Speaker 1: times have you tried to get a hold of him
Speaker 1: since your date? I have not called him out at all. Okay, now,
Speaker 1: all right, cool, Well we'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: call him and get your second date update. Okay, I
Speaker 1: hopefully he doesn't have a theater ring cone answer the phone,
Speaker 1: frooking jubil in the morning. An abnormal fear of dining
Speaker 1: and dinner conversation amongst large parties of people. That is
Speaker 1: deep no phobia. If you're just tuning in for the
Speaker 1: second date update, Meredith is on the phone and she
Speaker 1: wants to call a guy named Chris. Chris got out
Speaker 1: of his first date with her by saying that he
Speaker 1: had deep no phobia and he could no longer continue
Speaker 1: to hang out. And then he just took off in
Speaker 1: a crowd of dust and she has not heard from
Speaker 1: him since, and we all think it's pretty much a lie.
Speaker 1: We're about to call him and find out if he
Speaker 1: was lying about that. Meredith, you're ready, I guess so. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And if it turns out that this is legit and
Speaker 1: he really has this true phobia, do you even want
Speaker 1: to go out with a guy that you can't take
Speaker 1: to group parties. I'm not sure, but I just think
Speaker 1: it's totally lying. So I want to I just want
Speaker 1: him to, you know, tell the truth. Yeah. Why would
Speaker 1: he come up with deep no phobia to get out
Speaker 1: of your date? It sounds too crazy that it's real
Speaker 1: to me. Really, Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, well I've
Speaker 1: never heard of it before until we did this second
Speaker 1: date update, So it seems like something that's pretty far fetched.
Speaker 1: To be able to drop deep no phobia on a whim,
Speaker 1: it's pretty impressive. I'm gonna die the phone of it
Speaker 1: right now and get him on the phone and find
Speaker 1: out why he had to make up a disorder and
Speaker 1: to get out of a date with you. God, that
Speaker 1: sounds horrible. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to say it like that. Meredith. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. I can speak to Chris please.
Speaker 1: This is Chris. Who's calling? This is Jewbil from Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning. How are you who? Jebil
Speaker 1: from brook and Jewil in the Morning, the radio show
Speaker 1: radio show. Yes, it's a morning radio show. What are
Speaker 1: you calling about? I'm calling you because you recently went
Speaker 1: out with one of our listeners and they emailed me
Speaker 1: and asked if I get you on the phone and
Speaker 1: ask you a few questions. Her name is Meredith. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: Meredith emailed me and talked about your date a little bit,
Speaker 1: and she said that you had to leave early and
Speaker 1: you haven't gotten in touch with her since, and she
Speaker 1: was kind of wondering why she actually said that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she told us about your date. She said that she
Speaker 1: met you at the vet clinic she works at. You
Speaker 1: were bringing in your dog, and she thought you were
Speaker 1: really cute, thought you were cool and was really looking
Speaker 1: forward to going to dinner with you. But when you
Speaker 1: showed up at the house, you kind of were there
Speaker 1: for a minute and then told her you had to leave. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just a strange situation. Okay. She did mention
Speaker 1: that you told her you had deep no phobia, a
Speaker 1: fear of dinner parties. I can't believe she told you
Speaker 1: all that. Yeah, we talked to her for a little
Speaker 1: while about your date. Then. I'll be honest, from my perspective,
Speaker 1: it sounds like you made that up to get out
Speaker 1: of a date. Is that true? You know it's it's
Speaker 1: a condition, So you are deep no phobic. Is that
Speaker 1: the right way to Yeah sounds good. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: real thing. It's a real thing and you have it,
Speaker 1: or you just know it's a real thing and you
Speaker 1: use it to get out of dates. No, it's a
Speaker 1: real thing. Yeah, but you're not answering the question. Do
Speaker 1: you have deep no phobia for real? Or did you
Speaker 1: just make that up for an excuse to get out
Speaker 1: of your date? Like, if you're lying, it's cool. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna judge you for it. Just tell us. Um,
Speaker 1: okay fine, uh yeah, I so I just needed I
Speaker 1: needed to get out of there. How did you How
Speaker 1: did you know? How did you know deep no phobias? Like?
Speaker 1: How did you choose that? Of all things? Well, I
Speaker 1: was super uncomfortable there, and I pulled up my phone.
Speaker 1: I googled phobia and like I was looking for a
Speaker 1: social phobia. Literally, that was the first one on the list.
Speaker 1: I'm pissed at you right now because I gave you
Speaker 1: the benet foot of the doubt and now he just
Speaker 1: turns out you're a big liar. Smart No, I'm not lying.
Speaker 1: It's a real thing. It's a fear of dinner conversation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not a liar part you lied to Meredith, though
Speaker 1: you lied to the girl that you went out with,
Speaker 1: telling her that you had this. Why would you need
Speaker 1: to do that? Well, I would say she wasn't completely
Speaker 1: forthright with me. I'll just put it that way. So
Speaker 1: she lied to you about something. Yeah, we were supposed
Speaker 1: to hang out, right, okay, like her and I. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just it turns out that was not what happened.
Speaker 1: Weren't you guys supposed to meet up at her place
Speaker 1: and then go to dinner by yourself. That's what she
Speaker 1: told us. That's what she led me to believe. But
Speaker 1: once I got there, I could see there was something
Speaker 1: else on her mind. And I'm not that kind of
Speaker 1: a person. Really, what are you talking about? Were you
Speaker 1: just you were upset because she was giving other people
Speaker 1: attention in a party or something. No, I'm just not
Speaker 1: into group sex. What wait? What did you say? Dude?
Speaker 1: You're not into what? I don't do that. I've never
Speaker 1: done that. Why do you she was wanting to have
Speaker 1: group sex with you? Because there was some girlfriends over
Speaker 1: at her apartment. It was pretty clear if you were there,
Speaker 1: you would have seen and really it was like really blatant.
Speaker 1: There were girls giving each other backrubs and shipping wine
Speaker 1: and being really touchy feely with me in a way,
Speaker 1: like touching my forearm, Like okay, some conversation. So you
Speaker 1: feel like she catfished you into having a group thing
Speaker 1: with her and a bunch of friends. Yeah, And I'm
Speaker 1: just not the war g type of guy. I just
Speaker 1: needed to get out of there. I'm more traditional. Are
Speaker 1: you sure that you aren't reading into things a little
Speaker 1: too much? And like she didn't just have some friends
Speaker 1: who were hanging out. It became abundantly clear, like one
Speaker 1: thing after the other, and like I was getting these
Speaker 1: looks and came over and was like, Oh, I'm so
Speaker 1: glad you're here. Have you seen the tour yet? Have
Speaker 1: you checked out the bedroom? It's like, what you are
Speaker 1: jumping to conclusion sounds like a normal evening with girls.
Speaker 1: You're saying that a girl touched your forearm and asked
Speaker 1: if you'd toured the house, and suddenly that to you
Speaker 1: means group sex. Well, it was multiple touches on the forearms,
Speaker 1: and and I've got to say she wasn't the only one. God,
Speaker 1: And I mean they kind of looked like corn stars
Speaker 1: are completely insane. I knew he was a liar, but
Speaker 1: I didn't know he was like a creeper and a
Speaker 1: weirdo and completely delusional. Hey, Chris, that's Meredith. She's actually
Speaker 1: on the other line listening. What the hell is going on?
Speaker 1: Meredith was listening to that whole conversation and apparently doesn't
Speaker 1: agree with you that she was about to have a
Speaker 1: huge orgie with you and her friends. Give a very
Speaker 1: vivid imagination, Chris, and you're delusional. It was just me
Speaker 1: and my friends hanging out. You know, if it was me,
Speaker 1: I would probably want to deny it publicly as well. So, Meredith,
Speaker 1: did you hear the picture that he painted? Yes, I
Speaker 1: knew he was a liar. I didn't know he was
Speaker 1: like completely deranged. Thank you, because I've never heard anything
Speaker 1: like this. So you weren't inviting out, You weren't inviting
Speaker 1: him over for some kind of ambush group sex party.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. Well, what was all the touching about. I mean,
Speaker 1: your friend asked me to tour the bedroom like I've
Speaker 1: never seen a bedroom before. I know what that means.
Speaker 1: I'm not an idiot. I wasn't born yesterday. Oh my god, Chris.
Speaker 1: It is very normal for people to give you a
Speaker 1: tour of their apartment the first time you're there. And
Speaker 1: I don't appreciate you calling me and my friends porno
Speaker 1: stars or whatever you said. That's really rude. My friends
Speaker 1: were all nice girls. Oh I can tell they're super,
Speaker 1: super nice, and if I stayed, they would have been
Speaker 1: even nicer. Oh gosh, Mereth, did you do that he
Speaker 1: was such an idiot? Would you agree? I have no idea.
Speaker 1: You guys might think I'm an idiot and sam crazy,
Speaker 1: but I just call it like I see it. And
Speaker 1: that was a pre orgy meeting, a pre orgy meeting.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know those existed. Yeah, Chris, for somebody
Speaker 1: who doesn't seems to not like orgies, you seem to
Speaker 1: know a lot about him. I could smell it as
Speaker 1: soon as I walked through the door. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I do have to ask the question, Chris, would you
Speaker 1: like to go out with Meredith again on a second date?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. No, it is not my team,
Speaker 1: but I am sure that you can find somebody who's
Speaker 1: going to suit your knees and participate in all that
Speaker 1: freaky sex partner stuff. Well, there you go, Meredith. They'll
Speaker 1: still hope for you and your friends, broken jewel. In
Speaker 1: the morning, she'll be the death of me Al