WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Deep No Phobia

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<v Speaker 1>Frooking jewels. Second dat date. You know, doing these second

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<v Speaker 1>day updates for such a long time, we've heard some

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<v Speaker 1>crazy excuses from people on how they've gotten out of

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<v Speaker 1>a first date. We've had people pull fire alarms, just

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<v Speaker 1>make up all kinds of stuff to get out of

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<v Speaker 1>their date. Well, today's might be the craziest. Meredith is

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone with us and she wants us to

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<v Speaker 1>call a guy named Chris. Today, Chris made an excuse

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<v Speaker 1>to get out of his date that sounds just made up. Meredith,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you hey good? How are you guys felling?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all right. Thank you for your email. I appreciate it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I love you guys, love the show. Thanks. Now, before

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<v Speaker 1>we get into the weird excuse that this guy gave you,

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<v Speaker 1>where'd you meet him? Well, I actually met him at

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<v Speaker 1>my job. I know you're may be not supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>do that, but um I look at a veterinary office

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<v Speaker 1>and he's human rights human Okay, you were scaring me.

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as he said veterinary office, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>wait a second, we might not be able to do

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<v Speaker 1>this second date up dates. We will and it'll be

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<v Speaker 1>really interesting. No, he was wearing his dog and you guys, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and did you hit on him? Well, I wouldn't say

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<v Speaker 1>I hit on him. We were both kind of flirty

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<v Speaker 1>right away, and I definitely was attracted to him, but

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<v Speaker 1>he had asked me for my phone number when he

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<v Speaker 1>left for a guy, supposedly ditching you on your first

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<v Speaker 1>date and making up some excuse. You don't sound very pissed. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just really confused because I totally think he lied

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<v Speaker 1>to get out of our date. Yeah, after I read

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<v Speaker 1>your email, I agree with you, really I do. Why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you just tell everybody what he said to you

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<v Speaker 1>to get out of your date because it sounds ridiculous. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you, guys what happened. So he asked

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<v Speaker 1>me to go out with him to dinner, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was excited, and he came to my place to pick

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<v Speaker 1>me up. And now, at the time, my roommate she

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<v Speaker 1>likes to have people over a lot, and so she

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of having like a get together, and there

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<v Speaker 1>are a bunch of people there and they're my friends too,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to see him, like interact with my

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<v Speaker 1>friends and see how he is around other people. So

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<v Speaker 1>he came to my place. He was cool for like

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<v Speaker 1>five ten minutes, and then after like fifteen or twenty minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>he started getting really panicky and like really awkward, and

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<v Speaker 1>then he said he needed to speak to me outside.

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<v Speaker 1>And you guys were still at your apartment at this point, exactly, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And there was like a bunch of people there. So

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<v Speaker 1>we go outside in the hallway and he's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>have to go right now, and I'm like why, And

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, I have dipnophobia? Is what? Deep no phobia?

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<v Speaker 1>Deep no phobia. Yeah, he said it's like a phobia

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<v Speaker 1>or paranoia of dinner parties. What I told you it

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<v Speaker 1>was ridiculous. He told her that he has a fear

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<v Speaker 1>of dinner parties and had to leave every boyfriend or

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<v Speaker 1>guy could ever. Yeah, I have a fear of dinner

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<v Speaker 1>parties too. I didn't know there was a clinical term

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<v Speaker 1>for it. Oh my gosh, what did you see to him?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like what. I was so confused. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even know like what to say. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>are we going to go out to dinner? We can

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<v Speaker 1>just leave now. He's like, no, I have to go.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to go home. I have to decompress from this.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to go out of anxiety and I have

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<v Speaker 1>to leave, but I'll totally you know, text you or

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<v Speaker 1>call you and we'll go another night. And I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And I thought he was really that was really strange,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought he actually made up that condition, but

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<v Speaker 1>Eila cooled it. I guess it is a real thing,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know if he has it. But either way,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just like super weird and confusing, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>he's lying. And did he know that all those people

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<v Speaker 1>were going to be over there when he came over?

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<v Speaker 1>Did he know that it was a dinner party? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't even like a formal dinner party. It was

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<v Speaker 1>just my friend had like a bunch of friends over Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And no, I didn't mention it to him because it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't like we were staying for the whole night. We

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<v Speaker 1>were going to go out to dinner. He just picked

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<v Speaker 1>me up. I don't know, I just it seemed so

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<v Speaker 1>far fetched me deep nophobia. I don't know, it sounds ridiculous,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was just wondering if it looked like he

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<v Speaker 1>was acting like he was scared of the dinner party.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if scared, but he did seem like

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<v Speaker 1>awkward and anxious. He hasn't called you right to reschedule.

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<v Speaker 1>He has not. Maybe he's got a fear of the telephone.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people have multiple fears. I mean. The

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<v Speaker 1>thing is is, i'd actually believe his deep nephobia if

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<v Speaker 1>he actually called you afterwards and been like, hey, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>can we redo this? Yeah? But now nothing at all? Nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't even know if I want a second

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<v Speaker 1>date with him. I just want to know what happens,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, Like, why would you be

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<v Speaker 1>so like going out with me and then suddenly you

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<v Speaker 1>have some like made up conditions. I wonder if that's

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<v Speaker 1>like his go to to get out of things, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>because how do you even know that deep nophobia is

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<v Speaker 1>a thing unless you have it? But it also doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>sound like he has it. Yeah, what did you say

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<v Speaker 1>to your friends when you walked back in with no date?

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<v Speaker 1>I was so embarrassed. I was like, um, yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>said he wasn't feeling well and had to leave, And

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<v Speaker 1>they were just like, oh, you didn't tell him that

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<v Speaker 1>you brought over some psycho who says he has a

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<v Speaker 1>fear of dinner parties. No, I left that part out.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to freak them out. And how many

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<v Speaker 1>times have you tried to get a hold of him

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<v Speaker 1>since your date? I have not called him out at all. Okay, now,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, cool, Well we'll play a song, come back,

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<v Speaker 1>call him and get your second date update. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>hopefully he doesn't have a theater ring cone answer the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>frooking jubil in the morning. An abnormal fear of dining

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<v Speaker 1>and dinner conversation amongst large parties of people. That is

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<v Speaker 1>deep no phobia. If you're just tuning in for the

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<v Speaker 1>second date update, Meredith is on the phone and she

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<v Speaker 1>wants to call a guy named Chris. Chris got out

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<v Speaker 1>of his first date with her by saying that he

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<v Speaker 1>had deep no phobia and he could no longer continue

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<v Speaker 1>to hang out. And then he just took off in

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<v Speaker 1>a crowd of dust and she has not heard from

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<v Speaker 1>him since, and we all think it's pretty much a lie.

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<v Speaker 1>We're about to call him and find out if he

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<v Speaker 1>was lying about that. Meredith, you're ready, I guess so. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And if it turns out that this is legit and

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<v Speaker 1>he really has this true phobia, do you even want

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with a guy that you can't take

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<v Speaker 1>to group parties. I'm not sure, but I just think

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<v Speaker 1>it's totally lying. So I want to I just want

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<v Speaker 1>him to, you know, tell the truth. Yeah. Why would

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<v Speaker 1>he come up with deep no phobia to get out

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<v Speaker 1>of your date? It sounds too crazy that it's real

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<v Speaker 1>to me. Really, Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, well I've

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<v Speaker 1>never heard of it before until we did this second

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<v Speaker 1>date update, So it seems like something that's pretty far fetched.

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<v Speaker 1>To be able to drop deep no phobia on a whim,

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty impressive. I'm gonna die the phone of it

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<v Speaker 1>right now and get him on the phone and find

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<v Speaker 1>out why he had to make up a disorder and

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<v Speaker 1>to get out of a date with you. God, that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds horrible. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to say it like that. Meredith. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. I can speak to Chris please.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Chris. Who's calling? This is Jewbil from Brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Jewel in the Morning. How are you who? Jebil

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<v Speaker 1>from brook and Jewil in the Morning, the radio show

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<v Speaker 1>radio show. Yes, it's a morning radio show. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you calling about? I'm calling you because you recently went

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<v Speaker 1>out with one of our listeners and they emailed me

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<v Speaker 1>and asked if I get you on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>ask you a few questions. Her name is Meredith. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>Meredith emailed me and talked about your date a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>and she said that you had to leave early and

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<v Speaker 1>you haven't gotten in touch with her since, and she

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of wondering why she actually said that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she told us about your date. She said that she

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<v Speaker 1>met you at the vet clinic she works at. You

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<v Speaker 1>were bringing in your dog, and she thought you were

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<v Speaker 1>really cute, thought you were cool and was really looking

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<v Speaker 1>forward to going to dinner with you. But when you

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<v Speaker 1>showed up at the house, you kind of were there

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<v Speaker 1>for a minute and then told her you had to leave. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just a strange situation. Okay. She did mention

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<v Speaker 1>that you told her you had deep no phobia, a

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<v Speaker 1>fear of dinner parties. I can't believe she told you

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<v Speaker 1>all that. Yeah, we talked to her for a little

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<v Speaker 1>while about your date. Then. I'll be honest, from my perspective,

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds like you made that up to get out

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<v Speaker 1>of a date. Is that true? You know it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>a condition, So you are deep no phobic. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>the right way to Yeah sounds good. Yeah, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>real thing. It's a real thing and you have it,

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<v Speaker 1>or you just know it's a real thing and you

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<v Speaker 1>use it to get out of dates. No, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>real thing. Yeah, but you're not answering the question. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you have deep no phobia for real? Or did you

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<v Speaker 1>just make that up for an excuse to get out

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<v Speaker 1>of your date? Like, if you're lying, it's cool. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna judge you for it. Just tell us. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>okay fine, uh yeah, I so I just needed I

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<v Speaker 1>needed to get out of there. How did you How

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<v Speaker 1>did you know? How did you know deep no phobias? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>How did you choose that? Of all things? Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>was super uncomfortable there, and I pulled up my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I googled phobia and like I was looking for a

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<v Speaker 1>social phobia. Literally, that was the first one on the list.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pissed at you right now because I gave you

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<v Speaker 1>the benet foot of the doubt and now he just

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<v Speaker 1>turns out you're a big liar. Smart No, I'm not lying.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a real thing. It's a fear of dinner conversation. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not a liar part you lied to Meredith, though

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<v Speaker 1>you lied to the girl that you went out with,

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<v Speaker 1>telling her that you had this. Why would you need

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<v Speaker 1>to do that? Well, I would say she wasn't completely

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<v Speaker 1>forthright with me. I'll just put it that way. So

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<v Speaker 1>she lied to you about something. Yeah, we were supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to hang out, right, okay, like her and I. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just it turns out that was not what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Weren't you guys supposed to meet up at her place

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<v Speaker 1>and then go to dinner by yourself. That's what she

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<v Speaker 1>told us. That's what she led me to believe. But

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<v Speaker 1>once I got there, I could see there was something

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<v Speaker 1>else on her mind. And I'm not that kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a person. Really, what are you talking about? Were you

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<v Speaker 1>just you were upset because she was giving other people

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<v Speaker 1>attention in a party or something. No, I'm just not

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<v Speaker 1>into group sex. What wait? What did you say? Dude?

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<v Speaker 1>You're not into what? I don't do that. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>done that. Why do you she was wanting to have

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<v Speaker 1>group sex with you? Because there was some girlfriends over

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<v Speaker 1>at her apartment. It was pretty clear if you were there,

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<v Speaker 1>you would have seen and really it was like really blatant.

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<v Speaker 1>There were girls giving each other backrubs and shipping wine

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<v Speaker 1>and being really touchy feely with me in a way,

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<v Speaker 1>like touching my forearm, Like okay, some conversation. So you

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<v Speaker 1>feel like she catfished you into having a group thing

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<v Speaker 1>with her and a bunch of friends. Yeah, And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just not the war g type of guy. I just

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<v Speaker 1>needed to get out of there. I'm more traditional. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you sure that you aren't reading into things a little

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<v Speaker 1>too much? And like she didn't just have some friends

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<v Speaker 1>who were hanging out. It became abundantly clear, like one

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<v Speaker 1>thing after the other, and like I was getting these

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<v Speaker 1>looks and came over and was like, Oh, I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>glad you're here. Have you seen the tour yet? Have

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<v Speaker 1>you checked out the bedroom? It's like, what you are

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<v Speaker 1>jumping to conclusion sounds like a normal evening with girls.

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<v Speaker 1>You're saying that a girl touched your forearm and asked

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<v Speaker 1>if you'd toured the house, and suddenly that to you

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<v Speaker 1>means group sex. Well, it was multiple touches on the forearms,

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<v Speaker 1>and and I've got to say she wasn't the only one. God,

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean they kind of looked like corn stars

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<v Speaker 1>are completely insane. I knew he was a liar, but

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know he was like a creeper and a

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<v Speaker 1>weirdo and completely delusional. Hey, Chris, that's Meredith. She's actually

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line listening. What the hell is going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Meredith was listening to that whole conversation and apparently doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>agree with you that she was about to have a

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<v Speaker 1>huge orgie with you and her friends. Give a very

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<v Speaker 1>vivid imagination, Chris, and you're delusional. It was just me

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<v Speaker 1>and my friends hanging out. You know, if it was me,

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<v Speaker 1>I would probably want to deny it publicly as well. So, Meredith,

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<v Speaker 1>did you hear the picture that he painted? Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>knew he was a liar. I didn't know he was

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<v Speaker 1>like completely deranged. Thank you, because I've never heard anything

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<v Speaker 1>like this. So you weren't inviting out, You weren't inviting

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<v Speaker 1>him over for some kind of ambush group sex party.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not. Well, what was all the touching about. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>your friend asked me to tour the bedroom like I've

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<v Speaker 1>never seen a bedroom before. I know what that means.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not an idiot. I wasn't born yesterday. Oh my god, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>It is very normal for people to give you a

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<v Speaker 1>tour of their apartment the first time you're there. And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't appreciate you calling me and my friends porno

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<v Speaker 1>stars or whatever you said. That's really rude. My friends

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<v Speaker 1>were all nice girls. Oh I can tell they're super,

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<v Speaker 1>super nice, and if I stayed, they would have been

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<v Speaker 1>even nicer. Oh gosh, Mereth, did you do that he

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<v Speaker 1>was such an idiot? Would you agree? I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys might think I'm an idiot and sam crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>but I just call it like I see it. And

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<v Speaker 1>that was a pre orgy meeting, a pre orgy meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know those existed. Yeah, Chris, for somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who doesn't seems to not like orgies, you seem to

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<v Speaker 1>know a lot about him. I could smell it as

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<v Speaker 1>soon as I walked through the door. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I do have to ask the question, Chris, would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to go out with Meredith again on a second date?

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it. No, it is not my team,

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<v Speaker 1>but I am sure that you can find somebody who's

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<v Speaker 1>going to suit your knees and participate in all that

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<v Speaker 1>freaky sex partner stuff. Well, there you go, Meredith. They'll

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<v Speaker 1>still hope for you and your friends, broken jewel. In

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<v Speaker 1>the morning, she'll be the death of me Al