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Speaker 1: Online dating is such a dumpster fire right now. Even

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Speaker 1: the apps are like, yeah, we're out.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: The apps, you're just giving up.

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Speaker 1: I say that because bumble just announced they're letting go

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Speaker 1: thirty percent of their staff. And when you're laying off

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Speaker 1: about a third of your workers, what does that say

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Speaker 1: about your business?

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Speaker 2: Alexis, it's not doing good? Yes, Alexis today are you?

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Speaker 2: Are you sure?

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Speaker 3: Because maybe they're just saying too.

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Speaker 2: Many people fell in love people are on the dating apps. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: Is that why they're letting everybody go from radio because

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Speaker 1: we're doing too good? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, you can't get funnier than this.

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Speaker 1: Apparently bumble stock has lost ninety percent of its value,

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Speaker 1: but so much and it's not just Bumble, it's all

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Speaker 1: the dating apps Hinge, Tinder, Okay, stupid, all of them

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Speaker 1: have layoffs because people are just they're over it.

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Speaker 2: I saw TikTok and it was like, remember in the

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Speaker 2: two thousands when we didn't have screens to look at

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Speaker 2: at the bar, so we would just get bored and

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Speaker 2: make out with people. Maybe that's what we need to

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Speaker 2: heal the world. You're right, or like you would finally

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Speaker 2: get a courage and play. Yeah, like next thing you know,

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Speaker 2: you're making.

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Speaker 1: Out of course, Brook wants to bring back more bar

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Speaker 1: makeouts with I'm telling you those are the good times technology,

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Speaker 1: more kisses.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The dating apps are trying to pivot, though, they're not

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Speaker 1: giving up, and that's why Tinder says they're gonna be

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Speaker 1: rolling out a new double date feature that allows friends

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Speaker 1: to pair up on the app and arrange group dates.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, like Tinder's not the platform.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I feel like there's gonna be like Lost Fantasy Leagues

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Speaker 1: where this is the punishment.

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Speaker 2: It's good.

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Speaker 1: Now you can get rejected in front of your friends

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Speaker 1: instead of just text about it after.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So, in the spirit of group action, let's move

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Speaker 2: on to the shock colic question of the day.

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Speaker 1: Let's do this as a group together and send it

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Speaker 1: over to our digital producer. Everybody's hands in for some

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Speaker 1: group shock action.

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 3: You better keep his mom's name out your mouth, because

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Speaker 3: today is Jaden Smith's birthday, a son of Will Smith,

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Speaker 3: and well maybe you don't know too much about him.

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Speaker 3: He has said some pretty profound things, things that would

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Speaker 3: make you stop and say, WHOA did a genius, just

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Speaker 3: show up on MTV and drop some metaphysical knowledge. You

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Speaker 3: might not be able to tell the difference between a

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Speaker 3: quote from Jaden Smith and Socrates, which is why today

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Speaker 3: we're doing a special real Jaden or imitated edition of

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Speaker 3: F Dear twenty. You say number one through twenty, I'll

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Speaker 3: read you a quote that could have been said by

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Speaker 3: Jaden Smith or possibly by one of the great philosophers

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Speaker 3: from history, Plato Voltaire, could be anyone. You just have

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Speaker 3: to tell me is that quote real Jaden or imitating?

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Speaker 3: We'll start with the woman who's never metaphysical specimen she

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Speaker 3: wasn't interested in.

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Speaker 2: That's Alexis.

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Speaker 3: I'm very impressive, Alexis having a number your quote? Is

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Speaker 3: this quote? How can mirrors be real if our eyes

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Speaker 3: aren't real? Is that a real Jaden or imitated aren't real?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I feel stupid that I'm torn on it.

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Speaker 1: I don't think about that quote too hard will make

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Speaker 1: anyone feel stupid.

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Speaker 2: So let's just go real Jaden.

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Speaker 3: Alexis says, that's a real Jaden Smith quote. Alexis, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm still waiting on something.

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Speaker 2: To decode that one.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure the meaning behind it. Brook We're over

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Speaker 3: to you chosen.

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Speaker 2: I can't see it with my fake eyes. That's the problem.

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Speaker 3: Go sixteen brook. Your quote is this quote, most trees

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Speaker 3: are blue? Is that real Jaden or is it in

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Speaker 3: the tit? I just cried from the depth of that.

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Speaker 2: That was amazing. Do you think it means the color?

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Speaker 2: They're just kind of Oh yeah?

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Speaker 3: Is he also colorblise and that's where his vision thing

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Speaker 3: gets it. I'm gonna go with that's definitely Jaden.

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Speaker 2: Real jade, and it's a real Jaden Smith quote. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It feels like something you'd hear, like in a night

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Speaker 3: terror right before you wake up screaming.

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Speaker 2: We're proving Jaden Smith is like a modern day Aristotle.

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Speaker 2: Every quote, why does it make sense? Let's go number two.

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Speaker 3: Your quote is this Okay, I watched Twilight every night?

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Speaker 3: Is that real Jayden or imitated?

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Speaker 2: I mean love Twilight? Do you have any help for me?

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Speaker 2: I don't. Well, I still can't see Twilight.

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Speaker 3: Okay, the dark I'm going real Jaden Hose says that's

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Speaker 3: a real Jaden Smith quote that he said, yeah, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 3: kind of explains a lot about him. I think every night, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 3: we need a number from you.

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Speaker 2: Number five.

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Speaker 3: Your quote is this, when you think about an apple,

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Speaker 3: you also think about the opposite of an apple. What

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Speaker 3: sounds like a philosopher? What are you gonna go with?

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Speaker 3: Is that real Jayden or imitated?

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Speaker 2: They put that quote on a pillow at home Goods.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I could see like nietzschee saying something like that.

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Speaker 2: But I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna say it's real.

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Speaker 3: Jaden and he's all right, it's either poetry or a

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Speaker 3: cry for help. But you got it right, amazing, Alexis.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna go back over to you.

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Speaker 3: We're talking real Jaden Smith quotes or quotes from famous philosophers.

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Speaker 2: We got a lot of quotes buckle in.

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Speaker 3: He said a lot hasn't really meant a lot, but

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Speaker 3: he said a lot. Two, five, eleven, and sixteen have

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Speaker 3: been chosen. Your quote is this, if everybody in the

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Speaker 3: world dropped out of school, we would have a more

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Speaker 3: intelligent society. Is that Jaden Smith's son of Will and

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Speaker 3: Jada Pinkett or the commentation?

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Speaker 2: Wow, I feel like I read this while I was

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Speaker 2: in school. School idiot, I know That's why I'm like

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Speaker 2: this real Jaden? Yeah, it is Brook.

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Speaker 3: We're going to you for the final quote. These have

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Speaker 3: been five for five real Jaden's funny seven You're quote

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Speaker 3: is this You can discover everything you need to know

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Speaker 3: about everything by looking at your hands? Is that real?

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Speaker 3: Jaden er imitate hands?

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Speaker 1: The Gravelosoers did like to talk about everything from everything.

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Speaker 2: But I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 3: Jaden clean, sweet Brook, Are you sure? I'm positive she's

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Speaker 3: positive and I'm positive she's right? That is real Jadon

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Speaker 3: Smith quote. Everybody got it right, which makes us the

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Speaker 3: Jaden Smith's of the universe so much smarter.

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Speaker 1: Jake's gonna be getting shocked and somebody wanted to hear

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Speaker 1: just the two of us by Will Smith.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't for Jaden, those for the other son

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Speaker 2: betray and Trey was in it.

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Speaker 3: My eyes aren't real, The shock isn't real. Here we go,

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Speaker 3: just the.

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Speaker 2: Two of us.

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Speaker 3: We can make it if we try, just the two

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Speaker 3: of us.

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Speaker 2: It's just the two of us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, was real? Was the Will Smith rap?

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Speaker 2: But answer your show collar question of the day? Got

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Speaker 2: your phones tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning