Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat And now joined by
Speaker 1: bad Larry, Shyanne Irving, and Dylan the graphics got I
Speaker 1: have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: Hey, Larry, Hello, Dan Howart. Everybody's here. Marvin is here,
Speaker 1: Ray is here, you got Dylan, you got, Shyan Irving
Speaker 1: is here? Yours Truley and uh we're ready to go.
Speaker 1: Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 3: What are you doing, Larry?
Speaker 4: I just walked out of Raise and got back in
Speaker 4: the car to do the show.
Speaker 3: It sounds like it's hopping over there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Raises packed this lunchtime. I just ordered a ball
Speaker 4: of Manhattan clam chat her and it just came as
Speaker 4: Marvin called me.
Speaker 5: So, I that's the worst of the three.
Speaker 1: Larry. You know we're doing this today.
Speaker 4: I know I haven't eaten the thing all day, and
Speaker 4: I was hungry. And while I was sitting there.
Speaker 1: For well, why didn't you go there earlier.
Speaker 4: You don't even want to know, Dan, my sister in
Speaker 4: lost car.
Speaker 1: No, I'm telling you. Your sister in law is trouble.
Speaker 4: All right. Well, she's on the way to Atlanta to
Speaker 4: visit her daughter, and her car is in. I drove
Speaker 4: her home from my house last night and then went
Speaker 4: to a bar, and when I came out of the bar,
Speaker 4: the car wouldn't start. I gotta take care I gotta
Speaker 4: take care of that.
Speaker 6: Well, you have to blow into the breath.
Speaker 1: Exactly, yeah, exactly, Okay, let me uh, let me recap here.
Speaker 1: So bad Larry lost four units last week? You're you're
Speaker 1: at minus five bad week? Yes, okay. Dylan lost three
Speaker 1: units last week, Sander, you're minus eleven and a half.
Speaker 1: Damn Shay is minus three for the season.
Speaker 3: Did you he's minus two to Ray?
Speaker 6: Fucked up?
Speaker 1: Oh you got one?
Speaker 6: I got one unit? Yeah? Football, and I got on
Speaker 6: the Mets. How about my Mets? Can we just do
Speaker 6: a half hour show about the Mets? Okay? With that? Dan,
Speaker 6: I would love No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't like anybody like. It's not like I go boy,
Speaker 1: I really love them.
Speaker 3: I have to dislike the Yankees.
Speaker 6: We hit him at plus fifty five hundred. Yeah, plus
Speaker 6: eighty five hundred. You have to like the Mets.
Speaker 5: I parlayed I parlayed them with something right at the
Speaker 5: start of the playoffs.
Speaker 6: Amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm not getting anything out of this content content.
Speaker 1: I want money. I don't want content.
Speaker 6: There you go.
Speaker 3: We could probably give you some money.
Speaker 6: All right, I'm not giving him a dollar?
Speaker 1: Wait a dollar? A dollar? What you said?
Speaker 3: You can have ten thousand lyrics?
Speaker 1: Can you give me a dollar just like the Bengals? Okay,
Speaker 1: so that's so we're recapping Ray. You screwed up with Shay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it appears so okay, no, it's did you.
Speaker 6: Yes, Okay, that's it.
Speaker 3: But it also appears though, Yeah, thank.
Speaker 6: You, Dylan.
Speaker 1: Let me see, So, how much money can you guys
Speaker 1: make if the Mets win the World Series?
Speaker 6: I mean, fifty five hundred plus eighty five hundred. You
Speaker 6: know I'm not a math guy, Danny.
Speaker 5: That's a lot. I've thirteen so fourteen yeah it sounds right. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: carry carry the half and hals and a half. That's
Speaker 5: thirteen fourteen thousand. Yeah, yeah, you win fourteen thousand dollars
Speaker 5: fourteen grand.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: If the Mets win the World Series.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I went half that.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's pretty good. Well, if that happens, then we
Speaker 1: can do a half hour on you guys winning.
Speaker 6: You're gonna you're not gonna be here, ye.
Speaker 1: Here.
Speaker 6: My relapse is going to be legendary, Danny, I'm going
Speaker 6: to Vegas weird.
Speaker 1: No, no, you can't do that. Yeah, no, No, you're
Speaker 1: good Thailand. No, you can't do any of that stuff. No,
Speaker 1: you're on the straight and arrow.
Speaker 6: It'll be for content. I'll tell the roommates. I like that.
Speaker 6: That'll be live stream.
Speaker 1: But who's going to keep her company while you're in
Speaker 1: Time's gonna be You've got hey, you're going over there
Speaker 1: for content, and I can't leave her a lot. I
Speaker 1: can stop by your house and just check on her
Speaker 1: like a roasted you'll be like to marry meat chicken.
Speaker 1: She'll fucking make him. Okay, So the fair chicken. This Uh,
Speaker 1: this week's Diego Pavia or Pavia since we had him
Speaker 1: on the show. The Vanderbilt quarterback Dylan Uh is the winner. Diego.
Speaker 6: That's they call that back to back. Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you bet on Florida State upset Clemson like Requiem
Speaker 1: for a Dream. You really like to produce versus Wisconsin.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so much so.
Speaker 1: You did really well. You love Texas State. It was
Speaker 1: full fifty seven.
Speaker 6: I can't believe that did.
Speaker 1: Twenty minutes sitting stuck at fifty five for the entire
Speaker 1: fourth quarter.
Speaker 6: That was crazy.
Speaker 5: You know what happened to is I watched them that
Speaker 5: the Mets one that like during that going on, and
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, nice, let me flip over to
Speaker 5: this game, and I was like, oh, things are going great,
Speaker 5: and then watched just twenty minutes of fucking nothing happen
Speaker 5: and lose that bet.
Speaker 6: That was insane.
Speaker 1: Uh. Diego Pavio was really good when he was on
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 6: Awesome. Yeah, I thought he was born.
Speaker 1: I thought he was a lot of fun. He said
Speaker 1: he was. We told him a couple of times before
Speaker 1: he went on. Did not curse? Sure, And then what
Speaker 1: happened at the very end of the interview, Yeah he
Speaker 1: said shit. Yeah yeah, but.
Speaker 6: It was great.
Speaker 3: He saved it for the end.
Speaker 6: He did. He did. This is the kid at New
Speaker 6: Mexico State when he beat un M their only rival,
Speaker 6: he went and pissed on the logo. Dude, this is
Speaker 6: the kid that threw up the actual Lobo side and
Speaker 6: then put a gun to it.
Speaker 1: That's not good. Pulled during a game, that's not good.
Speaker 1: That's that's not good. He's the new Mexican Johnny football.
Speaker 1: You get a fun weekend. I bet I'm going to
Speaker 1: guess because he's what a fifth year senior. Yeah, Nashville
Speaker 1: doesn't card football players? Well yeah, or not football players? Okay,
Speaker 1: so that let's let's recap here bad Larry. Let me
Speaker 1: see is there anything worth recapping anything you want to
Speaker 1: bitch and moan about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to bitch and moan about my forty
Speaker 4: and a half under on the Jet game. You I
Speaker 4: had it at forty and a half. You brought it down
Speaker 4: to forty and ended up a push. That's another one
Speaker 4: that didn't score at the end of the game. And
Speaker 4: then I had the over Monday night. Your Chiefs kicked
Speaker 4: a field goal in the last fifteenth I think the
Speaker 4: whole fourth quarter they scored three points.
Speaker 6: Brutal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I don't have any control over the lines.
Speaker 1: These are the lines from DraftKings, Larry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, and I'm doing up the post.
Speaker 6: You know that the New York Post. Your bookie takes
Speaker 6: New York Post lines, Larry, I don't know.
Speaker 4: My lines are different. But when I make my picks
Speaker 4: for the show, I just use the.
Speaker 6: Post you have like online. You have a bookie online, right,
Speaker 6: you make your best online. You don't have to bring
Speaker 6: me a piece of paper nothing.
Speaker 4: No, no, I have a yeah, off shore account.
Speaker 6: We can use the internet. It's good. Yeah. Start.
Speaker 1: Well, you still find that a lot of people like
Speaker 1: to gamble that way.
Speaker 6: I do. I put all my futures with a bookie.
Speaker 6: I'm not giving a hard earned money for six months
Speaker 6: to FanDuel. Yeah yeah, aint no way, yeah, no way.
Speaker 3: And also just to shop around and see what they've got.
Speaker 6: Cash flow problem. Sometimes daddy's busy.
Speaker 3: You know, that's what credit was invented for.
Speaker 6: That's why the Italians founded this state.
Speaker 1: We're going back to the Italians again.
Speaker 6: They did invent crimes, They did invent organized crime. They
Speaker 6: did better than anybody. Got to play your strengths.
Speaker 1: Why does it never seem like it was organized?
Speaker 3: It is the fun paradox.
Speaker 6: My guy's pretty organized.
Speaker 1: No, they always seemed disorganized. Hasn't worked a day in
Speaker 1: his life. He seems pretty hard.
Speaker 3: Don't get their money, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's always something going on though that then somebody
Speaker 1: tells on, somebody rats on somebody.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah that that all got killed. But I mean
Speaker 6: they're pretty corrupt. I look at it.
Speaker 1: By the way, the Missouri game, the end of the
Speaker 1: Missouri game, that was that was dirty. How does the
Speaker 1: head coach not know the line when they kick a
Speaker 1: field goal and they're being blown out by Texas A
Speaker 1: and m to go over the point spread?
Speaker 3: Maybe he just likes round numbers.
Speaker 6: The cover. It was the cover too, right, No?
Speaker 3: No, no, was the cover?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, in Michigan State had happened to as well.
Speaker 1: Well, Missouri was the favorite. They got blown out, but
Speaker 1: they were like fourth and goal and they kicked a
Speaker 1: field goal down by twenty eight or something for the over.
Speaker 3: But I almost think, like if you were.
Speaker 6: Booster in your ear, like somebody's in your ear, Like
Speaker 6: who was telling you?
Speaker 5: Because he doesn't have money on it, because you wouldn't
Speaker 5: do it. That's too obvious.
Speaker 6: He was a millionaire.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's not make an assumption that there was a
Speaker 1: booster in his ear. I just it sounded it looks well,
Speaker 1: it looked strange. You're not going to go for a touchdown,
Speaker 1: You're going to go for a field goal. Shady uh, Shay,
Speaker 1: anything you want to recap?
Speaker 6: Uh? Not really, Danny South oh Oklahoma State, Okay, Like,
Speaker 6: what the fuck? Was hard? Real horrid? I know after
Speaker 6: coming back against Arkansas. I thought this team figured it out.
Speaker 6: I picked him preseason to win the Big twelve. Yeah idiot, yeah, moron.
Speaker 1: Uh, let's see Dylan anything to recamp here?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Dan, we are Iowa is back under forty that I
Speaker 1: was nervous for that one.
Speaker 6: That was enough.
Speaker 1: That was the reverse of the game. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Iowa scored. That's a terrible thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, well I was.
Speaker 5: I was like, they probably get blanked by Ohio State,
Speaker 5: so it's like up to them to put up forty whatever.
Speaker 5: Iowa did put some points on the but then they
Speaker 5: just they sat there at forty two points for the
Speaker 5: total for ten minutes and then cashed it.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 5: Nebraska pushing against Rutgers to seven out. Actually they moved
Speaker 5: down to six and a half pregames, so of course,
Speaker 5: of course, yeah right, and then NFL.
Speaker 6: The NFL sucks.
Speaker 3: Or I suck.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say both. You suck at the NFL.
Speaker 1: Since Shay is the leader in the clubhouse. You uh,
Speaker 1: you lead us off with bets this week?
Speaker 6: All right? I got the U s VPS laying ten
Speaker 6: Sin's Scott van Pelt Maryland against the Darren Ravel's or.
Speaker 1: Every other person in the media, every Northwestern Mike, Michael Wilbo,
Speaker 1: all of them journalist. It's either Syracuse or Northwest.
Speaker 3: Or Michigan too, right, there's some oh yeah.
Speaker 6: And they all went in there trying to be like
Speaker 6: actual reporters, and they came out with mouthpieces of organized
Speaker 6: sports fucking pr degrees. Bob, sure if that's true, but
Speaker 6: what else? And then I got the weekend at Bernie's
Speaker 6: and the herpe Gnosiphiles under forty five and a half
Speaker 6: since Utah or some state. I got the Scholars of
Speaker 6: Tennessee plus four and a half at LA Tech Middle
Speaker 6: Middle Tennessee, yep. And then I got the Shadoor Sanders
Speaker 6: plus four against a fighting Bill Snyders, Okay. And then
Speaker 6: I'm laying eight Troy against my South Bama Jack, I.
Speaker 1: Do what are you doing? Why don't you just abstain
Speaker 1: from that?
Speaker 6: I love?
Speaker 5: Hey, have you not listened to me for the last
Speaker 5: year and a half.
Speaker 6: Listen, South Bama never beats Troy. Ever, Troy always puts
Speaker 6: it up against them eight points though I know that
Speaker 6: number scares me. It should be seven.
Speaker 3: But South Bama, that's a scrap. They love an eight
Speaker 3: point line.
Speaker 6: They do. They love they love that. Who Mobile, fantastic cocaine.
Speaker 6: I've been in I've been in Mobile before. Have you
Speaker 6: done that?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I got the key to the city and mobile, So
Speaker 1: I did. I did a South Alabama basketball game.
Speaker 6: Can we do a live show?
Speaker 5: No, they gave you the key to the city for
Speaker 5: doing a South Alabama basketball game. Yeah, and does That's
Speaker 5: pretty easy?
Speaker 6: Low bar and mobile?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's like, oh, what are you here for?
Speaker 1: I said, basketball game? I said, you want a key
Speaker 1: to the city, And I go.
Speaker 3: Sure, you're fucking take it.
Speaker 1: Take the key. Yeah, I got the key to the city.
Speaker 1: Big key to the city. Yeah, like an old school
Speaker 1: you know, like medieval times, you know. Big.
Speaker 6: Still, I do.
Speaker 1: Look at this man cave.
Speaker 6: I keep everything here, dude, I've seen I've seen that key.
Speaker 6: I want the signs. Remember the signs that that weirdo
Speaker 6: put up in Eugene about Callback Shay after I got suspended.
Speaker 6: Do you have that? We're some in the.
Speaker 3: Bathroom in the bathroom makes sense.
Speaker 6: To Christmas little gift. Yeah, all right, I'll sign it
Speaker 6: for you, or I can just pick them up at
Speaker 6: the house when we come over for dinner. Yeah, it'll worklasagnya,
Speaker 6: I think it is that to.
Speaker 1: What you're looking for, like co made lasagna.
Speaker 6: I would love that again. Yeah, if she makes does
Speaker 6: she make the pasta? Yeah, that would freak out. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 6: that would freak me out. Okay, that's why they're awesome.
Speaker 6: I love Italian Okay.
Speaker 1: Continue they got it.
Speaker 6: Since they started making yea and organized crimes, I realized
Speaker 6: how good h North Texas laying six and a half
Speaker 6: against the Florida Scholars. My San Jose State minus one
Speaker 6: and a half. Love that Colorado State. And then I
Speaker 6: got the Red River shootout under fifty and a half,
Speaker 6: and I just love I love the condoms against James
Speaker 6: Franklin post four and a half. St James Franklin. I
Speaker 6: don't trust him for ship. That's a big old travel
Speaker 6: day for against usc too. Is it some bounce back
Speaker 6: from the Gopher game.
Speaker 1: Well, there's somebody who did call out Minnesota beating usc
Speaker 1: UT getting nine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was some some decent upsets last week.
Speaker 1: Well you might call them upsets. I just call it work.
Speaker 1: That's all that is.
Speaker 6: Of a job.
Speaker 3: It's called an edge informed opinion.
Speaker 1: You've got your we'll get back to your NFL bad Larry.
Speaker 1: Let me get your college.
Speaker 4: Okay, we got JMU minus the nine and a half
Speaker 4: against Coastal Carolina.
Speaker 1: You love Do you love JMU?
Speaker 4: I love JMU and I love La Tech. Sorry, I'm
Speaker 4: going against Shay's Middle Tennessee Law Tech minus to four
Speaker 4: and a half.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 4: Then this is kind of a little hedge because I
Speaker 4: have a nice bet on Rutgers six wins for the season,
Speaker 4: So I'm taking Wisconsin plus the two and a half
Speaker 4: against Rutgers just one unit on those three college games.
Speaker 1: So you're fading Rutgers with six wins.
Speaker 4: No, No, I have them over over six on the show, Dan,
Speaker 4: don't forget about them.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 4: That's gonna get me back to even Okay.
Speaker 1: Is that it for college?
Speaker 4: That's it for college?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Games?
Speaker 6: All right? Deil?
Speaker 7: All right, Dan?
Speaker 5: I got Alabama minus the twenty one and a half
Speaker 5: against South Carolina either a trap or just an easy
Speaker 5: bounce back spot. Washington Iowa under forty one and a
Speaker 5: half night. I believe it moved down from forty two.
Speaker 5: So okay they're back. Uh Red River Shootout Oklahoma plus
Speaker 5: fourteen and a half.
Speaker 6: Wow, show down rivalry.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I'll take the fourteen and half of Okahoma
Speaker 5: all day and then Ole Miss minus three and a half
Speaker 5: against LSU.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is okay, this is interesting. No, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: let me go back to didn't Redman? Didn't you have
Speaker 1: a bet? Olklomba Texas? Was that last year? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Last year?
Speaker 3: And then he might be dead.
Speaker 6: Oh so I don't know if.
Speaker 1: It has never called that he called into the show
Speaker 1: and there was a tattoo bet, then we know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was gonna have never Redman. He lost, and then
Speaker 1: we never heard from Okay, all right, just I.
Speaker 3: Was just kind of some kind of a coward honestly,
Speaker 3: and just ceased.
Speaker 6: Yes, still kind of cowardly. Reasonable move. Yeah, what else?
Speaker 5: And then U c l a money line against Minnesota
Speaker 5: plus one sixty.
Speaker 6: No slight to you, Dan, I just been high on UCLA.
Speaker 3: They've been covering spreads like a machine.
Speaker 1: So Old Miss minus three and a half against l
Speaker 1: s U.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And and I am going to take South Bama
Speaker 5: plus eighth.
Speaker 7: You're a prick.
Speaker 6: Wow, go fuck yourself, ole miss on the road night game,
Speaker 6: baton rouge and you're taking the favorite. Yeah. LSU is
Speaker 6: a home dog and their record at home is like
Speaker 6: at night.
Speaker 3: Is what this LSU team is not.
Speaker 6: They're gonna get up for this one, dude. I don't know.
Speaker 6: I think that's gonna be a great game. I laid
Speaker 6: off and I think the number makes sense. It's lined right.
Speaker 6: But yeah, but I think that's scary to be. This
Speaker 6: feels like a trap.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you stay away from them, it.
Speaker 5: Bet Yeah, but Dan, I've managed to talk myself into
Speaker 5: it being a reverse trap.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know that.
Speaker 1: I'm well aware in the last couple of years with them.
Speaker 1: Let's go back to our NFL picks and Shay you
Speaker 1: lead us off.
Speaker 6: Dirka dirka, Elie Babbage hot what America? Fuck you fuck?
Speaker 1: Do you want me to help you with your picks?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I don't see him anywhere, Danny.
Speaker 1: Uh? Do we have the Bears against the Jags?
Speaker 6: Is that me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: All right? Hold on, hold on, hold on, I got
Speaker 6: the fingernails laying two and a half against Sunshine. What Williams? Yeah,
Speaker 6: Transgender quarterback.
Speaker 2: No, he.
Speaker 1: Said right now, he's transgenerational.
Speaker 3: Right, he's a trans man Frans Atlantic.
Speaker 1: They are men at okay, they are all right, here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 6: Uh. Then I got the fighting Matt Stafford's I got
Speaker 6: the under in the Raiders Rams Game under forty four.
Speaker 6: I like that a lot. And I got the fighting
Speaker 6: Baker mayfields against the half. Spencer rat I don't get
Speaker 6: this line at all. I don't understand it at all.
Speaker 6: Rattler back Gingers.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he is black Gingers him, Blake Griffin, Graham.
Speaker 6: I can't trust any of you.
Speaker 1: No, you don't like black Gingers.
Speaker 7: Oh they're fine, but trust them.
Speaker 6: Okay, I can't trust there's a trust issues rule. Whether
Speaker 6: you're a white ginger of black dudes, you're not going
Speaker 6: You're not participating in the afterlots. You have no soul.
Speaker 6: I don't when you die, you're just in the ground.
Speaker 8: Spencer Ratler looks like Patrick Mahomes if somebody played him
Speaker 8: in a movie, like you know, they were like it
Speaker 8: looks like.
Speaker 6: White Girls if if that movie White Girls had a
Speaker 6: Patrick Mahomes character. Yeah that white Wow.
Speaker 8: Like when somebody's portraying uh Patrick Mahomes in a movie,
Speaker 8: the person is going to look like Spencer Rattler.
Speaker 6: I still can't get over his voice.
Speaker 3: Mahomes.
Speaker 6: Mahomes, Oh yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1: He's got that is it?
Speaker 5: It sounds like he like it's like started by accident,
Speaker 5: Like it didn't sound like that, and then just like over.
Speaker 6: Time speakers like NA get some voice, it's gotten worse.
Speaker 6: Is that like leaned in to That's what I mean?
Speaker 6: Like I feel like it's just like through trailers. Shouldn't
Speaker 6: lean into divorce?
Speaker 8: Woful between his wife and his brother.
Speaker 7: Well, the fact that he's doing what he's doing, he's
Speaker 7: the greatest.
Speaker 6: He got all the Jean's arrest of them are all show.
Speaker 5: Imagine having to drag all those losers around on your back.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and he's just.
Speaker 3: Mortified all the time, Like his brother shows up.
Speaker 6: He's like Aaron Rodgers. Doesn't talk to his family. And
Speaker 6: I find that suspicious. If Pat Mahomes came out one
Speaker 6: day and was like I divorced my wife and cut
Speaker 6: him all off, I'd be like, yeah, all right, yeah,
Speaker 6: thank you, thanks, thanks for doing you king.
Speaker 1: Anything else that I got the money on our parlay, Danny,
Speaker 1: it doesn't work well. Yeah, they always hit on this show, Go,
Speaker 1: Pat Go, The Fighting Harbays and the Fighting Kirk Cousins
Speaker 1: money line plus two twenty.
Speaker 3: So which one of these fucks because it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: The Chargers Broncos to me all year. Yeah. By the way,
Speaker 1: the Shay and Irving podcast, it's available wherever you get
Speaker 1: your podcast.
Speaker 6: One, I said, Will Kine on the show.
Speaker 1: Oh how did it go?
Speaker 6: It went?
Speaker 1: Okay, little interview? All right, well, cowboys talk little Will Caine?
Speaker 1: Is he is he a Fox announcer contributor.
Speaker 6: No, he's on Fox and Friends on the weekend and
Speaker 6: then he does his own show. Its heavy, heavy sports.
Speaker 6: He leans into politics every now and then, but it's continuation.
Speaker 6: It was ESPN days.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, that's nice. America Cowboys, So you're
Speaker 1: upgrading the guest list.
Speaker 6: I am Danny, I am getting it done. You know
Speaker 6: who works for him?
Speaker 3: Rupert Murdoch.
Speaker 6: No, he worked for Rupert Great American even though he's
Speaker 6: not two days. Oh used to work here two days
Speaker 6: works for Will Caine? Oh really? Yeah? Okay, he was
Speaker 6: a producer over there. Okay, so yeah he played.
Speaker 3: So is that how the connection was made?
Speaker 1: Okay? Bad Larry? You still with us.
Speaker 4: I'm still there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how's your suit ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sitting in the car. Then the soup's chilling
Speaker 4: on the on the on the counter.
Speaker 5: Am I the only one who is surprised that Larry
Speaker 5: likes claim chet. You strike me more as like a
Speaker 5: chicken fingers, guy, Larry.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go. I haven't ordered my meal yet. This
Speaker 4: was just to hold me open.
Speaker 6: You eat.
Speaker 1: You eat the same thing every day, don't you.
Speaker 4: No, No, I mix it up a little.
Speaker 6: Oh, getting the pricks fixed.
Speaker 4: A fish on English mustins every once in a while.
Speaker 6: Bad weirdo.
Speaker 1: All right, what else? Give me your picks?
Speaker 6: Alright?
Speaker 4: The forty nine ers? Three or three and a half tonight?
Speaker 6: Three?
Speaker 4: Okay? Good because I bet him at three already this morning,
Speaker 4: but my paper had at three and a half.
Speaker 1: I saw it at three and a half. Two, But
Speaker 1: it's we're giving it three.
Speaker 6: Three good.
Speaker 4: Three against the Seahawks tonight. I had the Bengals minus
Speaker 4: Bengals half against the Bengals, mining three and a half
Speaker 4: against Cincinnati, minus a three and a half against the Giants.
Speaker 4: I have the Bears minus two and a half against
Speaker 4: the as Steelers, minus the three against the Raiders and
Speaker 4: the Falcons minus six against the Panthers. They're all two units, Dan,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna try and get.
Speaker 6: Back in the lead here, okay.
Speaker 4: And then one unit on the Bills against the Jets
Speaker 4: minus two and a half.
Speaker 1: So did you take the favorites all five favorites?
Speaker 4: I did, believe.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're crazy, I have one.
Speaker 4: I have one, Poularry, Yeah, I have one underdog. Well
Speaker 4: in the NFL, these favorites they have all three point lines.
Speaker 4: Just win the game.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 1: Did you have something else to say?
Speaker 4: I was saying I have one underdog and content against Rutgers.
Speaker 4: It's the only underdog I.
Speaker 1: Have this week now, okay.
Speaker 4: So the top five games were all two units, and
Speaker 4: then the Bills are one unit.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, go ahead and have your soup. You're
Speaker 1: free dismissed.
Speaker 4: Thank you, guys.
Speaker 1: Larry, that's bad, Larry, Dylan, you're ready to go? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 5: I have the Commanders plus six and a half against
Speaker 5: my Ravens. Raccoons, sorry, the Redskins plus six and a
Speaker 5: half against my Ravens. The Patriots plus seven against the
Speaker 5: Text and.
Speaker 6: Wow, wow, spal.
Speaker 1: To Drake may yeah right, Drake, hopefully.
Speaker 3: Could be a fucking disaster.
Speaker 8: Yeah, hopefully a drake can finally win something. It has
Speaker 8: not been a good year for anybody named drake.
Speaker 6: Yeah. The Canadian drake's witer in this drake though, so
Speaker 6: yeah wow.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Kendrick Aardy said that, I mean automatic.
Speaker 5: Yes, he should have ragged on it more for being
Speaker 5: from Canada.
Speaker 6: It's like being on TV.
Speaker 1: Is he from Toronto?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Suburb?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Didn't his house flood?
Speaker 6: I don't mean.
Speaker 3: Maybe, I know he has a six hundred thousand dollars mattress.
Speaker 6: No he does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like some crazy fuck. I don't know what
Speaker 3: could be made? A unicorn horn or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think his house flooded.
Speaker 3: It's like one hundred million dollar house.
Speaker 6: Where was white women?
Speaker 1: Whoa? Hey did he?
Speaker 2: Oh wait did.
Speaker 6: He do it? Go ahead, I don't film anything, Danny,
Speaker 6: You're I'm smarter than that.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, don't don't worry about those guns over there.
Speaker 1: Just all that baby. I mean that is baby oil. Man,
Speaker 1: that's about the thirty or fifteen's over there.
Speaker 5: A thousand things of baby oil is significantly scarier than
Speaker 5: a couple of guns.
Speaker 1: Like America so conservative, depending on whose hands it's right,
Speaker 1: about that. But I there was a woman who I
Speaker 1: guess was at one of his parties. Somebody asked her
Speaker 1: to sign a bottle of baby oil.
Speaker 7: No, yeah, oh yeah, I just saw that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody ask.
Speaker 3: Her sign up, like just a random person.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 8: I think it was one of his ex girlfriends. She
Speaker 8: was walking out and somebody asked for it. I asked
Speaker 8: to sign a bottle of baby oil.
Speaker 6: That's her excuse for being in the fucking indictment. She's like,
Speaker 6: not at all.
Speaker 5: I just had to sign a bottle that with her
Speaker 5: bottle that, she continued, you got to be slipping and
Speaker 5: falling all over that place, the baby.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, what continue.
Speaker 5: Browns plus nine and a half against the Eagles, and
Speaker 5: Patriots plus six and sorry, Panthers plus six and a
Speaker 5: half against the falcon And what you'll notice is these
Speaker 5: are all the biggest underdog spread underdogs of the week.
Speaker 5: So I'm gonna tail that trend. Yeah, paying off pretty well.
Speaker 5: Either gonna blow up or things continue.
Speaker 9: Yes, Ray, So I was texting Dylan on Sunday. We
Speaker 9: both agreed we were done betting on shitty teams. And
Speaker 9: then Dylan comes in bets on the Patriots, the Browns
Speaker 9: and the Panthers.
Speaker 6: I can't. I can't not. I look at it.
Speaker 1: I have a system, right, but one of these teams
Speaker 1: is winning out right, Yeah for sure.
Speaker 5: You know, and I would on it truly, the Browns
Speaker 5: against the Eagles.
Speaker 6: I actually that spread's big. That's a big spread for
Speaker 6: a team that has a bad defense. Les defense is
Speaker 6: the Eagles are.
Speaker 7: That's the early most must Wing's.
Speaker 3: A potential hype.
Speaker 6: They might be the most Panthers.
Speaker 1: You know. It's just like when I said they were
Speaker 1: going to Las Vegas and they beat the Raiders, and
Speaker 1: then they did with Andrew Dalton.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this would be like a Kirk Cousins three pick game.
Speaker 1: Well, he's a friend of the show.
Speaker 3: I like Kirk Cousins. But he's been shining.
Speaker 1: By waffle House with his son on Friday morning.
Speaker 7: That's a good dad in the Magic City afterwards.
Speaker 6: To waffle House? How does he go? Wouldn't he be?
Speaker 1: That's what I don't think anybody's mom.
Speaker 6: Is he in that part of town.
Speaker 8: I don't think anybody's going to mob now in Atlanta,
Speaker 8: and Atlanta feels like New York where they see famous
Speaker 8: people all the time.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't think they're not stopping.
Speaker 1: They're not stopping Kirk Cousins.
Speaker 7: Atlanta's black as hell too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is is just another white guy.
Speaker 1: They all look we all look the same, so it
Speaker 1: looks like a buttoned up guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it looks just like we're.
Speaker 8: Gonna stop Bill Goldberg because he looks like somebody not
Speaker 8: Kirk Cousins.
Speaker 3: Why is it to be Goldberg?
Speaker 6: Yeah, because Billberg.
Speaker 7: He looks like control.
Speaker 1: The world Goldberg the rest of the wrestler.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, right, his lame had nothing to do with Away.
Speaker 5: Ready, what do you think they hurts anything else? Ryons
Speaker 5: minus three against the Cowboys, Uh, Cowboys one last week,
Speaker 5: which means they lose this week.
Speaker 6: I totally agree. Jared goff indoors. Yeah, fucking buck he.
Speaker 1: Got the Cowboys though they got this circle from last
Speaker 1: year on their calendar.
Speaker 3: Right, it's a big game Dan that I might watch.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, anything else that needs to be mentioned
Speaker 1: here on this program?
Speaker 6: I want to say something about Dak Prescott.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 6: Against the Steelers. Dak Prescott had the most Josh Allen
Speaker 6: game he's ever had, responsible for three turnovers, but in
Speaker 6: the fourth quarter marches down the fucking field and with
Speaker 6: forty seconds left, throws a touchdown pass to his fourth
Speaker 6: wide receiver once again.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The next day on ESPN and all the other episodes
Speaker 6: of bullshit TV they put out there, nobody gave a
Speaker 6: fuck about it. I said, I'm unimpressed. Who cares? Blah
Speaker 6: blah blah. If Josh Allen would have done that shit,
Speaker 6: everybody and their mother would be singing his goddamn praises.
Speaker 6: I don't know if Dak's worth the money that we
Speaker 6: gave him, but the star in his helmet is a
Speaker 6: beacon for hate and bullshit, and I think it should
Speaker 6: be said out loud.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, the Cowboys are annoying.
Speaker 6: I agree, I would.
Speaker 3: I mean like the fan base, Oh, they're the.
Speaker 6: Worst, especially the ones in like Ames Iowa. Yeah, those
Speaker 6: are the ones that piss me off. I love you,
Speaker 6: don't get me wrong. Thanks for rooting for him, but
Speaker 6: like you're from Aimes dude, relaxed.
Speaker 3: Thanks Steelers fans too.
Speaker 6: We live in LA.
Speaker 1: We're done. I think this is him. We're done. I
Speaker 1: think we've done. We're done, We've done enough. We're good. No,
Speaker 1: just this week, this week. Yeah, if if we're brought
Speaker 1: back next week. Then great, then entertain a nation. But
Speaker 1: let's have a great weekend, everybody. It's all come together.
Speaker 1: Let's think positive.
Speaker 6: When some money for some fun. Let's go Mets.
Speaker 1: Let's go Mets, Let's go Meds So for Bad, Larry
Speaker 1: his Manhattan clam Chowder, Shan Irving, Dylan, the Graphics, Gy,
Speaker 1: Picture Day, Ray and Marvin and yours. Truly, this has
Speaker 1: been the Dan Patrick Show. Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 6: Thank you, m