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Speaker 1: How do you know we don't see you? Well, look,

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Speaker 1: From oldest to youngest? Go? Oldest is Franklin, and then faster, faster, Okay, Franklin, Chloe,

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Speaker 1: Wait Franklin, Franklin, Gabriel. No, it's Franklin, Chloe, Gabriel, so Brooklyn, Gianna.

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Speaker 1: If you watch television last night, it was all Christmas commercials.

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Speaker 1: It was insane. Every commercial was Christmas themed, not all

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Speaker 1: Do we have that? Yes? Scary, we were just mining

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Speaker 1: TikTok and they do these thirty second you know things,

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Speaker 1: the other said it's not, the other one says time.

421
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Speaker 1: She takes out a candy cane bet and she beats

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Speaker 1: the one that says not, and it says it's time.

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00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:41,800
Speaker 1: I mean, can be exactly that? She starts, You know,

424
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Speaker 1: all I want for Christmas as you is part of it.

425
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Speaker 1: It's really cute. So if you get a chance to

426
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Speaker 1: check it out it If you were watching television last

427
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Speaker 1: night like I was, during Dancing with the Stars, every

428
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,560
Speaker 1: other commercial was a Christmas shopping commercial. It was insane.

429
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:57,000
Speaker 1: Obviously Chris is crazy, but yeah, lean into it. Nothing

430
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Speaker 1: you can do. No, Actually, I'm very excited. I can't

431
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Speaker 1: wait Dancing with the Stars jaw dropping up the moment

432
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,480
Speaker 1: last night. That's all I'm gonna say. Up. And I

433
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,679
Speaker 1: have to give Tyra Banks kudos for last night because

434
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,120
Speaker 1: a lot of things went wrong. She had to keep

435
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Speaker 1: the show moving and she was awesome at it. So Kuda,

436
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,719
Speaker 1: you know, I know a lot of people pooh pooh, Tyras.

437
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,399
Speaker 1: She really did a great job yesterday. So the Mazie

438
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving Day Parade is back this year, a star studded

439
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:28,280
Speaker 1: lineup of performers. They just announced Carrie Underwood, Jimmy Allen,

440
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Speaker 1: Kelly Roland, Rob Thomas, Kristin Chenowith, Darren Chris, Andy Grammer,

441
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Speaker 1: and the list goes on and on. Fifteen giant character balloons,

442
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Speaker 1: twenty eight floats, ten marching bands, and of course Sene

443
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,080
Speaker 1: cloves because he kicks it all off and he makes

444
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Speaker 1: the holiday special. I don't know if you guys saw yesterday,

445
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Speaker 1: but Jessica Simpson posted a picture of herself and you

446
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,760
Speaker 1: couldn't even recognize her. You know. What she had to

447
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,200
Speaker 1: say was so great, though, and she was so brave

448
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,160
Speaker 1: for putting it all out there. It marked her fourth

449
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,679
Speaker 1: year of being sober, and she talked about how she

450
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Speaker 1: had to own her own person, a power with soulful courage,

451
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 1: and she is now free. She said that she didn't

452
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Speaker 1: love herself, she didn't respect her own power, and she

453
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:10,400
Speaker 1: had to accept failure. Um, you should read the post

454
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Speaker 1: that it's actually really touching. She talks a lot about

455
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Speaker 1: this in her book, So if you read her book

456
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 1: like I did, you know a lot about this. But

457
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 1: she's just in such a good place now and I

458
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Speaker 1: love it. She's buying her company back. Yeah she Oh,

459
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Speaker 1: that's all I mean. She's she's doing very well. Yes, Yes,

460
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 1: she definitely has an empire. That's definitely. Oprah came out

461
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Speaker 1: with her list of favorite things yesterday. Guys, I'm gonna

462
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Speaker 1: being of them. Of course, you've got some forty dollars things,

463
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Speaker 1: A lavender scented stuffed animals, an electric toothbrush, for twenty

464
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Speaker 1: four dollars, some touchless sanitizer stuff, but then there's an

465
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Speaker 1: air purifier for thirteen hundred dollars, a row machine for

466
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Speaker 1: about eighteen hundred dollars, a cashme or a throw for

467
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Speaker 1: about two hundred and forty eight dollars from all you know,

468
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,680
Speaker 1: get them all, get them all, you know, and she's

469
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:01,119
Speaker 1: come to your house. There should there should Janet Jackson

470
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,920
Speaker 1: super Bowl World wardrobe malfunction is getting the New York

471
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 1: Times Treatment Malfunction. The Dressing Down of Janet Jackson Special

472
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Speaker 1: will be looking at the controversy and doing some interviews

473
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Speaker 1: and rare footage. It's on FX and Hulu. November nineteenth,

474
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Speaker 1: Bravo gave the green light for the Real Housewives of Dubai.

475
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Speaker 1: It's the first international version of the show, so they're

476
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Speaker 1: very excited about it. Yeah, production hasn't started yet, but

477
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Speaker 1: we're gonna get to see that in twenty twenty two.

478
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Speaker 1: And Carol Baskin basically told Netflix stop using my likeness,

479
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Speaker 1: stop using clips of me in Tiger King two promos.

480
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Speaker 1: You're not green lighted for this, don't do it. So

481
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Speaker 1: she's pissed off and at Sharon has been released from

482
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Speaker 1: COVID isolation. He said, if you see me out and about,

483
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Speaker 1: I've had the all clear, I've done my quarantine. SNL

484
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Speaker 1: is happening this all yeah, I know, I can't wait.

485
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,639
Speaker 1: Thank you. So he's out and about now he's going

486
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Speaker 1: to be in town for SNL. I guess it says

487
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Speaker 1: SNL's happening unless he's doing it zoom wise. But also

488
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Speaker 1: who knows Bachelorette. The voice that's on tonight HBO Max

489
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 1: gives you something called single Mother by Choice. It's a

490
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Speaker 1: single mom. She's a workaholic and she sets out to

491
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Speaker 1: be a have a baby on her own terms. That's

492
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Speaker 1: a movie, and that's it. Next hour, we have to

493
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Speaker 1: talk about the body language experts and what they're saying

494
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 1: about Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson. Yeah, what's up with that?

495
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 1: Let's get into our feel goods. Producer Sam, it's all you,

496
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Speaker 1: what do you have? All right? So, Froggy, I love

497
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Speaker 1: that you sent me this because I have a feeling

498
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Speaker 1: you would volunteer to help this person out. If you

499
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Speaker 1: were there, I would thank you it. So missus. Dottie

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Speaker 1: Schneider is ninety five years old and she was vacationing

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Speaker 1: with her family at Orange Beach in Alabama, and of

502
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Speaker 1: course she wants it to be able to enjoy that beach,

503
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Speaker 1: but she's unable to walk through sand on her own.

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Speaker 1: It makes it really difficult for her in the whole family.

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Speaker 1: So when they found out, every day the entire week

506
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Speaker 1: she was there, the lifeguards would meet her and the

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Speaker 1: family at the condo, carry her down to her beach chair,

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Speaker 1: and then at the end of the day carry her

509
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Speaker 1: all the way back to her conduct. That's so cool.

510
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 1: They wanted to see her enjoy it with their family.

511
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Speaker 1: It was so cute. Put a picture up at elvistrand

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Speaker 1: dot com. She's in like matching adorable pj's or something.

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Speaker 1: Love it. The family decides to thank the lifeguards with

514
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Speaker 1: a full fridge of food when they left, and I

515
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Speaker 1: think that is super sweet. So thank you, Froggy. And

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Speaker 1: if you have a story that deserves to be featured,

517
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Speaker 1: email me Sam at elvistrand dot com, subject mine feel

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Speaker 1: goods excellent. Thank you so much. Let's take a break

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Speaker 1: back after this Hello listening to every morning helvist Elvis

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Speaker 1: I love you, guys, but don't you want to talk

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Speaker 1: to someone else we can talk to. I mean, we've

527
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: been here in the bunker for an hour now and

528
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: there's no sunlight. We're like, it's just us. Yeah, we're

529
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 1: all talking about how Thanksgiving is rolling in, whether you

530
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: like it or not, Thanksgiving mode? Are you officially in

531
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving mode yet? Is it almost here for you? Yeah?

532
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 1: I decorated yesterday. I took down all the Halloween and

533
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:15,200
Speaker 1: I switched over and it's all full and Thanksgiving. Yeah.

534
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: I liked it. Buy in, man, just get in there.

535
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 1: I know. I was asking the room a second ago,

536
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Speaker 1: I mean, do you like Thanksgiving? And Gandhi was the

537
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:26,679
Speaker 1: first to say, Hell, yeah, I do. I love it.

538
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: It's of the holidays that everybody will most people celebrate Thanksgiving.

539
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 1: It's my favorite. I like the notion behind it as

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Speaker 1: far as being thankful for the things that you have

541
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Speaker 1: in your life. I like that you get to see

542
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: so many friends that night before Thanksgiving and go and

543
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 1: have a good time and then hello food love it. Yeah,

544
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 1: bring on the food, and of course you bring in Thanksgiving.

545
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,120
Speaker 1: And of course, Nate, being the pessimist, I'm hearing we're

546
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Speaker 1: having a turkey shortage. Yeah, I heard that we have

547
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: a shortage of everything. Called my mom three months ago.

548
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Speaker 1: I go, you gotta get some turkeys. I'm sorry, I

549
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 1: turkey now. The turkeys are, they're in they're they're in

550
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: the shipment out there in the middle of the bay there.

551
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: I don't know where turkeys, you know, they from farms here.

552
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:13,439
Speaker 1: This means Scary Scary needs to order his expensive turkey

553
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: very soon. Yep, I don't know. I think that there

554
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: is a little thing happening now where everyone just says

555
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,439
Speaker 1: there's a shortage on whatever they want to sell. So, okay,

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00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 1: I would like everyone to know there's a shortage on

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00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: my artwork. By the way, a shortage of air time

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Speaker 1: if you want to advertise with the other notvailable Yeah,

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00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 1: um yeah, Froggy ready for Thanksgiving? Yeah, you know you

560
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 1: hear people like over you over hear people talking and

561
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Speaker 1: hurt somebody the other day. Go, oh, so I hear

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Speaker 1: there's a shortage on turkeys and there on those ships,

563
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 1: and I'm like, um, those ships are parting from other countries.

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Speaker 1: I think we're getting turkeys from right here in good

565
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Speaker 1: old US. So I don't know that they're on the ships. Yeah. Please,

566
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Speaker 1: I wanted to intervene and like tell them. I'm like, nah,

567
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: just my my own business and moving. It's like people

568
00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: like scary. They just come up with these hypootheses. Up.

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00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: It doesn't it's not real, right. Have you felt someone

570
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: that we can talk to yet? I haven't find anything.

571
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: A lot of people texting about Perroni's disease still Yeah,

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00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, now we we we we already turned

573
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Speaker 1: that corner, if you know what I'm saying. So Okay.

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00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: On the flip side, Thanksgiving is your favorite or one

575
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 1: of your favorites? What's your least favorite? I agree with you, Nate.

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00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve don't like its. Never like it. It's

577
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 1: like I'm pressured into up, staying up and saying Happy

578
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 1: New Year. Lasts one second. Yep, that's it. You don't

579
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: have a party before you It sucks you paid twice

580
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: as much for drinks. There's ten times the potential to

581
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 1: get puked on. Traffic is bad, the uber and lifts

582
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 1: are surging. I know you know what this, especially these

583
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: past two years during during COVID, we've all turned into

584
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: little hermits except for scary. Look. I don't mind, I don't,

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00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 1: I don't. I look forward to putting on a suit

586
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: and tying, going out to dinner one night. And everyone

587
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: looks at me like you're really looking forward to that? Yes,

588
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: one day a year, that's maybe one day to coming

589
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 1: home and taking it off. Invite me to a party

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00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: that's black tie. I won't be showing up to that anyway.

591
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: So yeah, Thanksgiving. Here he comes, buy into it. There's

592
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 1: nothing you can do about it. The hands of time

593
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: do not stop turning. A lot of people don't even

594
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 1: know what that means. Hands of time? Did you find

595
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: someone yet? Diamond's chatting with somebody. I swear to got

596
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: ten million listeners. We can't find one person at a

597
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: line started ring, just push a button. Scary, Oh boy,

598
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: here we go, just spending the wheel. Hello high Line four? Hello,

599
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: Hell are you we're fine? We're fine, We're all fine.

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00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to call you Line four all day.

601
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: You have a name, what's your name? My name is Carrie. Carrie,

602
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're calling because we're just tired of talking

603
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: to each other. We want to talk to someone else.

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00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: Were the perfect person? Okay, so what made you call us?

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00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 1: I just won't let you know that, along with Gandhi,

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00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Very good talking. There's no expectations,

607
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 1: there's no people pissed off because they didn't get the

608
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 1: gifts they wanted and the color they wanted. Yes, yes,

609
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: it's great, great foods, good family time, no expectations, and

610
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: everybody goes home happy and we can sit around and

611
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 1: stretchy pants. I don't want to put on clothes, you know,

612
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 1: and see No, you know what, I'm gonna eat until

613
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 1: like carve up and then like bloated, bloating around the house.

614
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: I'm with you, Well, I've been doing that for two years.

615
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: So aren't you glad we're talking to someone other than us?

616
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: She's festive? All right? What are you doing today? I

617
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: am on my way to work. I work for a hospital.

618
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 1: Oh what do you do over there? I work in

619
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Speaker 1: the digital health and Innovation department, you know, like when

620
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: people have telehealth visits. That's where I work. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for what you do. You know what, You're one of

622
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: our heroes. We appreciate it, and knowing that you're listening

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00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: is great. I love it. Go. I have a great day,

624
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 1: and thanks for calling up. I'm so glad we accidentally

625
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 1: picked up your line. You're fabulous, all right. Then you

626
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 1: have Andrea from bell Our, New Jersey down the Shore

627
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: in line twenty disagreeing with Gandhi. Every you hate Thanksgiving

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Speaker 1: and that's okay, you're allowed, but tell everyone why you

629
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Speaker 1: don't like Thanksgiving. My entire life I just couldn't have

630
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: cared any less that Thanksgiving existed. I'd rather drink a

631
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: beer and eat a pizza. Nothing wrong with that as well.

632
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: It's good. So there's is there something about the sitting

633
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: around the table and passing around the carbs? And I mean,

634
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 1: it's just it's just too much time or what is it? Yeah,

635
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: it's just why do we all have to be fat?

636
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 1: I'd rather be fat sitting around and like you just said,

637
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: stretchy pants. Like I got my stretchy pants on. I

638
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: can down some pizzas, some beer and some wing, watch

639
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 1: some football and have a good time. You know, I'm

640
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: very sorry Gandhi. I know you said you love it.

641
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 1: My apologies, No, you are titled to your opinion. I'm

642
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 1: just saying, if we're worried about fatting, pizza and beer

643
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: is also a good way to I get the beer

644
00:32:55,240 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: far and we can't. It's my British husband's favorite holiday

645
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: and Thanksgiving. He's British, but he likes the food. He

646
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,239
Speaker 1: loves it. Yeah. Well, look, I hope you have a

647
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: wonderful holiday. I'm gonna keep it nice and generic for you,

648
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 1: and good luck with your pizza. What's your favorite pizza

649
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 1: down the shore? Do you have a Do you have

650
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: one you like? Yeah? I'm in the belmar in Camden County,

651
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: southern New Jersey, but we do go to the Jersey

652
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: Shore quite often, so we'll hit the boardwalk for some

653
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: really really nice, thin crust pizza. Dee lish a girl,

654
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 1: all right, loving you Andrea, have a wonderful holiday. Thanks

655
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: for listening to us. Thank you, Love y'all, Love more,

656
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: love y'all. One more call where I know we're over

657
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 1: the clock, but who cares? Emily on line twenty four?

658
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: Is there or is there not? A Turkey shortage? Emily?

659
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: And how do you know? Either way? Made is right?

660
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 1: There is a turkey shortage. Um, I run a store

661
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 1: in New Hampshire and we are having an awful time

662
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 1: trying to find turkeys for the season. Really telling you,

663
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 1: go on my parents' backyard, there's plenty. And as you

664
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: say that, but go ahead, I'm sorry. There's because that

665
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: big stores are buying them all up before little stories

666
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,399
Speaker 1: can get a hold of them. And I tell you why,

667
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: because there's the fright of not being able to get turkeys.

668
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,399
Speaker 1: Because we're starting these rumors that may not be true, right,

669
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: but I will tell you this. I received a text

670
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,360
Speaker 1: from a listener in Pennsylvania says, there is no shortage

671
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: of turkeys. We're up to our ass in turkeys. Please

672
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: come get turkeys. Yeah, they're saying that, No, there's plenty

673
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: of turkeys. I guess it's there's all these things at play.

674
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: We start these rumors as there's a shortage on toilet paper.

675
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,879
Speaker 1: So then therefore everyone goes buys toilet paper. And then

676
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 1: someone goes to the store and says, oh, there's no

677
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 1: toilet paper. There's a shortage, and then it turns into

678
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 1: a big story. Right, but there's no shortage. It's just

679
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,359
Speaker 1: as we're the problem. We are we are also, if

680
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: we're being honest, isn't turkey the worst part of Thanksgiving?

681
00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: I just thought it was a very undelicious bird. Oh,

682
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 1: all the sides, all of this green. I'd like to

683
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,399
Speaker 1: eat the acid the turkey. It's my favorite. Okay, look

684
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 1: all right, have a happy turkey shortage up there, Emily.

685
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: Best to luck to you, and I hope you get

686
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 1: those turkeys for your for your customers, all right, and

687
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 1: thanks for listening. Yeah, you know, turkey's okay, but you

688
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: know it's it's like New Year's Eve. You're like, yeah,

689
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 1: you're forced to count backwards and do you know what

690
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 1: I'm saying Thanksgiving You're forced to eat one bite of turkey.

691
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: Then you eat all that other stuff, which is how

692
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: about the candied yams when they have all the I'm

693
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 1: not that crazy about the yams, the marshmallows on top

694
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:40,879
Speaker 1: of the patos. Yeah, all right, look, we gotta take

695
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: your book. Um, we're so late, what what what? Well,

696
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 1: we're so late. We'll be early for the next thing

697
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: because it's time for three things. Oh okay, let's do

698
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,359
Speaker 1: three things all right that we need to know from

699
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: Gandhi even though we're not supposed to do it until

700
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: our next segment, because we're that late. Were that? What's

701
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: the equivalent in life? Is it like staying up all

702
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 1: night and then you're early tour? Yes? Yes, okay, yep,

703
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: here we go. All right, there you go, all right,

704
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: let's go. What do you have? All right? Details of

705
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,320
Speaker 1: a federal COVID vaccine mandate are coming our way this week.

706
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: The White House finished its review yesterday, and now federal

707
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:17,240
Speaker 1: the Federal Register will weigh in. The rule will require

708
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 1: about eighty million workers to get vaccinated or undergo weekly testing.

709
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 1: Companies with more than one hundred employees will have to

710
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: provide paid time off for the shot and time to

711
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,280
Speaker 1: recover from many side effects. Many have already started to mandate,

712
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 1: others still waiting for the specifics. It's election day, so

713
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: if there are issues in your area that are of

714
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: concern to you, today is the day to get out

715
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: and vote. The most closely watched races for governor of Virginia.

716
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: New Jersey also choosing a governor. Several cities deciding on

717
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 1: a mayor, including Boston, New York. Yes, please Lord, give

718
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 1: us a good mayor. Alight, everybody, I wish we could

719
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: just like I wish there was an ejector seat we

720
00:36:55,600 --> 00:37:01,359
Speaker 1: could just goodbye. Well we'll find out. Everyone, get out

721
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: and vote. Also, in Miami, one big issue up for

722
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 1: debate whether or not to move last call for alcohol

723
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: up to two am. Make it later, you want it later? Okay,

724
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 1: I mean barn restaurant owners are on your side, But

725
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 1: apparently residents and city officials are saying no, there's too

726
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 1: much chaos down here. Now they want to change it

727
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: from an entertainment district where there are all kinds of

728
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 1: things going on to an arts and cultural center. Well,

729
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: we have culture and arts. Yeah, Miami is already teaming

730
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 1: with a lot of beautiful, beautiful of culture and arts.

731
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 1: I think it's more cultural and more artistic if you

732
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:42,720
Speaker 1: can drink later. And finally, since we've been talking about turkey,

733
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 1: let's talk about this. The Butterball Turkey talk Line is

734
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: now open, so experts are back. They can help you

735
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 1: get your Thanksgiving dinner on the table. The hotline started

736
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 1: out by phone that it expanded to include text, online chat,

737
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,320
Speaker 1: social media, and a l e x A. I'm not

738
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: trying to wake anyone's up, but now they're adding TikTok tutorials.

739
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: So you can dance while you cook. It'll be super exciting.

740
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 1: The goal is to reach first time hosts who want

741
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: to try out the latest food trends. That line will

742
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 1: be open until Christmas Eve, so you can get your

743
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 1: turkey tips. And those are your three things. And we're

744
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 1: back after this. Fresco Elvis Duran in the morning show

745
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 1: our mis Duran, Hi, nice to meet you. I'm vaccinated show.

746
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: I really am ready for my boosta as Alex calls it,

747
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 1: yea than he called me in the Run of the Days.

748
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. Looking at the Kalanda, there's a time

749
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 1: for my boost. I see you know what. One of

750
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: the many things I love about being married to you

751
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,359
Speaker 1: is you're from Staten Island. I love how you talk.

752
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:47,399
Speaker 1: It's my favorite. Hey, before we get into the phone, tap,

753
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: I just this is your look. I tell you we

754
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: have another show going on. While the songs are playing, okay,

755
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 1: these are these are the So now I'm going to

756
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: share a little of what we were just talking about,

757
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: the basics of sex ed all right, And I brought

758
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 1: this up to the room and we don't have to

759
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 1: get it, like, we don't have to go totally into

760
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,280
Speaker 1: this now. But I brought this up to the room.

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00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,800
Speaker 1: Being a gay guy, I've only been with one female

762
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 1: my entire life. It was in high school and it

763
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:18,280
Speaker 1: was a disaster or whatever. I know absolutely nothing about

764
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: female anatomy. I mean, I know there's a froggy. So

765
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 1: I said to Gandhi, is it Gandhi, I don't know

766
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: anything about female anatomy, And she said to me, most

767
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: straight men don't either. You're not alone. And look, so

768
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Speaker 1: I'm assuming that if I if I was straight and

769
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Speaker 1: I was with a woman, and I've been with women,

770
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: I would have I would have been paying attention to learning.

771
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 1: You know, like this you touch that to make that

772
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: go over there? You know, will you touch that to

773
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: make that go over there? I don't know, you know

774
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,400
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I don't know. I don't need to learning.

775
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 1: I'm a willing participant though, good for you, Froggy, and

776
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 1: a lot of hey guys probably think the same thing. Now,

777
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 1: I must say, a lot of lesbians or women who've

778
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 1: never been with guys probably could be saying the same thing.

779
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 1: I know. They look at your anatomy and they're like, well,

780
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: that's nasty. Okay, fine, I get that. If you're on

781
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 1: into it. I totally understand why um So Gandi and

782
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 1: I were batting around this basics of sex ed meme

783
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:27,280
Speaker 1: that came across right. Number one, These are the basic

784
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,240
Speaker 1: principles of sex ed. They don't teach you in school. Okay,

785
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 1: so I'm like, okay, I'm ready to learn number one,

786
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: which is a no brainer. Consent is most important when

787
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 1: it comes to sex. Consent is the foundation of everything,

788
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: without a doubt. And and what do they say, enthusiastic consent,

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Speaker 1: So just like okay, or anything that feels like it

790
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: might have been forced on either side, just don't do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

791
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 1: be enthusiastic, or don't If they're not enthusiastic, don't go

792
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: with here, right why, I guess I'd never get any then.

793
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Speaker 1: But I mean, she says yes, but she never she's

794
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: never doing cartwheels. Go Yeah, she says yes, but she

795
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: follows it up with how fast can you be? Okay, okay,

796
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 1: let's move through this list. Masturbation is normal. Understanding your

797
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: own body is important to know what you like and

798
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 1: just like sexually, okay, you know when you have kids

799
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 1: and you go to the doctor's office because you know

800
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: once especially males. Once they discover that, they don't stop

801
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 1: touching it, so they're always touching it. So when you

802
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: when you discuss it with the doctor's office and you say, okay, well,

803
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 1: how much of this should I allow? They always say,

804
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: don't embarrass the kid. Make it seem like it's normal.

805
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 1: And if you catch them like on the couch touching themselves,

806
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: you're supposed to say like, hey, that's for private time.

807
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 1: You know you do that in your room, but you

808
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,919
Speaker 1: don't poo poo it. You don't like make them feel

809
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 1: like it's dirty. That's for private time, all right, mom,

810
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 1: didn't get the hell out of here. That's my way.

811
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 1: When when my kids used to like close the door

812
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: in the bedroom might be like, oh my gosh, but

813
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 1: it's a thing too, We've talked about it. You need

814
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 1: to do it. You need to know your own body

815
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: so that you can have fun with someone else. Move on.

816
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 1: If you have a vagina, you are supposed to pee

817
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 1: after sex to avoid a uti. Yes, did okay, Froggy,

818
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: did you know that? Scary? Did you guys know that?

819
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 1: Because Nate says yes, because you potentially, but don't guys

820
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: notice that most of their women will hop up and

821
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom after sex, Like, what did you

822
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: never mind? You just watching you off? Is that way? Okay? Okay, Okay, guys,

823
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 1: we gotta like watch what we say here. Okay, but

824
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,359
Speaker 1: after I go to the bathroom extra sex too, Okay, good,

825
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: you know, because I don't know if women know this.

826
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 1: But guys, after if if we you know, take it

827
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Speaker 1: all the way to uh, you know, to the Promised Land,

828
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Speaker 1: we need to go to the bathroom to kind of

829
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Speaker 1: shut the valves off. Yes, you know that. I heard

830
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 1: that recently. Okay, I didn't. I certainly didn't learn it

831
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Speaker 1: in health clus Okay, Uh, there are many forms of

832
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: birth control. Find out what's right for you. Not everyone

833
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 1: is straight. Sex is not restricted to the hetero normative

834
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 1: representation conveyed in most sex ed classes. Okay. We I

835
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: think most of us understand that most people do not

836
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: orgasm from penetration alone. Okay, I can assume that from

837
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 1: the little I know about the female anatomy. I understand

838
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: how there's you know, different zones scare zones like they

839
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:30,720
Speaker 1: have at universal Uh let's see four play is crucial

840
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 1: for great sex. Amen. The pullout method should never be

841
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: used as your only method of birth control. Okay, I

842
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,879
Speaker 1: get that right, And one that some guys just don't

843
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 1: get most porn ninety nine of porn is unrealistic. Do

844
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:51,280
Speaker 1: not use porn as a foundation for what sex should look, sound,

845
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 1: or feel like. Yes, the barking dog thing. Stop it.

846
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: There's a lot that happens in porn that most women

847
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 1: will be like, what in the world. You know, it

848
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: doesn't feel good. They do things that look good on

849
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 1: camera but don't feel good in real life. Right. Remember

850
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 1: they have like nine hundred cameras in their faces and

851
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 1: they position you put your thing this way and your

852
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 1: foot this way, and right, it's not what it should be.

853
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: That's why I think. I think porn and I know

854
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 1: I'm right. I'm not guessing on this. Porn has ruined

855
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: sex for a lot of people. Yes, oh, absolutely a

856
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: lot of sex. I know a lot of people have

857
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: fallen for someone and they or whatever and they know

858
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,359
Speaker 1: it's time to be intimate with them, and they get

859
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: in there and it's a disaster because one of them

860
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 1: is basing it on a foundation of what they learn

861
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: from porn, and it's just not fun for anyone. It's

862
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: the expectations are just so stupid, And there's been a

863
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 1: lot of research that says porn sort of rewires your

864
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 1: brain to think differently and not even be as into

865
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 1: a real thing and the real person as this unrealistic

866
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 1: nonsense that you're watching. So some people it truly ruins

867
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 1: that experience and they can't do things that they want

868
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:06,399
Speaker 1: to do without the porn being there. Right, Uh, please

869
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 1: get to the phone tap. My kids are too young

870
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 1: for this conversation. Hey, look, I apologize to you, but

871
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,799
Speaker 1: this is the show we do and sometimes, you know,

872
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: we get racy. I don't want to lose anyone. But

873
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 1: this is where we're going with that important I know,

874
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 1: I don't, I know, I know, but look, you know

875
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: what if kids are in the car, that's up to

876
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:27,799
Speaker 1: the parents timetable. That's not our job. And I totally

877
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,320
Speaker 1: agree there are times you shouldn't listen to this mess.

878
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: What I think. There's another thing they don't teach you

879
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 1: in health class, which is sex and bodies of water

880
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: also not a great idea, right, even if it's just

881
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 1: your bathtub, certainly not the ocean, a hot tub, a pool.

882
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be doing that kind of stuff because there

883
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: are chemicals and there are different icky things that are

884
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:51,240
Speaker 1: in these that shouldn't be inside your body. Amen, looks,

885
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 1: just stay away from hot tubs in general. What's I'm surprised.

886
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: I think this is the time. I know, I know

887
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: our family really really very well. This is where everyone

888
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 1: starts getting crazy. So let's move one. It clean. I'm

889
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 1: glad that we can have this conversation. And you know,

890
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,879
Speaker 1: we weren't trying to be tittilating. We're just trying to

891
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: like just talk about real life stuff. But you know,

892
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 1: being a guy who's never really experienced women at all, Yeah,

893
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know there are things I don't

894
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 1: know and I don't need to know. You know, Listen,

895
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 1: you know, don't come to me for advice to a

896
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 1: pleasure a woman. Not gonna you know, I would say,

897
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 1: just you know, get a nice guy to do her

898
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 1: hair or something. Who would you go to on the

899
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:40,799
Speaker 1: show if you needed advice on how to pleasure a woman?

900
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: Who would you go to? I'm scary. I just wish

901
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 1: that I didn't learn everything in the schoolyard from my

902
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: you know what I had heard, because that's when when

903
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 1: I was growing up. That's all we've really had it's

904
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:56,959
Speaker 1: like God, yea seven text poornes is full of lies.

905
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:58,840
Speaker 1: My stepmom didn't really like it when I hit on

906
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:02,280
Speaker 1: her and tried to show her my oh my gosh. Okay,

907
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 1: see this is why porn's a bad thing. And one

908
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 1: thought from Gandhi then we moved on. Yes, God, I

909
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: would say, if you want to know how to pleasure

910
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: a woman, who on this show you should speak to

911
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 1: is probably Danielle or Sam or myself or Diamond a woman.

912
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 1: Yea woman. Well let's you know the girl? All right?

913
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: Moving along, we're doing a phone tap. Oh God, really

914
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: have to stop down for a phone tap? Okay, well

915
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: who does this phone tap? This is h Garretts. Oh

916
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 1: we love garretton. Okay, let it fly. Here we go, Elan,

917
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand. Phone tap. Garrett is doing today's phone a tap.

918
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,919
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Garrett is sharpening up the clause. He's

919
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: coming out of the corner for the fight in the

920
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,720
Speaker 1: phone tap knockdown whatever. I don't know, darre Elvis Durand

921
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 1: and my mother just gave me the privilege of my

922
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:53,839
Speaker 1: first credit card, and of course mother's concerned I'm going

923
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: to abuse it and overspend. So why don't we phone

924
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 1: tapper call her up from the credit card company or

925
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: whatever and tell her, Hey, tell him, yeah, she just

926
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 1: charged the three thousand dollars purse. Mom will flip out.

927
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 1: This comes to us from Alex. All right, we love it.

928
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 1: We love it when people phone tap their moms. Garrett's

929
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: gonna light the fuse and calls Alex's mom from the

930
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 1: credit card company. Then Alex comes on to take over

931
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: to admit she brought the three thousand dollars purse and

932
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: watch the fireworks fly. Here we go, today's phone tap.

933
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: Hello missus Belia Brow please, yes, hi, my name's Justin

934
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 1: from Connel Water back in the investigation division. Yes, yesterday

935
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: we noticed a transaction for three thousand dollars on your card.

936
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 1: No way, not possible. Well no, I mean nobody did

937
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 1: it from my hit Hamily, we only have one card.

938
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 1: The transaction we see as of yesterday was a three

939
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 1: thousand dollars handbag. Three thousand dollars handbag. Yes, wow, okay,

940
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,359
Speaker 1: that's not feasible. I mean that definitely has not been done.

941
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:57,320
Speaker 1: That card was only used. It's my daughter's card college kids.

942
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: Of course, this is why we call to make sure

943
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: the trans action that you say that you didn't approve,

944
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 1: didn't you know happen? Oh? Thank god? So I can

945
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: tell you that there is no way any of us

946
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: spend three thousand dollars at Hamburg. All right, Well, I'll

947
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 1: investigate further and I'll get back to you as soon

948
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: as I find out what happened, right, Alex, Yeah, Now

949
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 1: you're going to call her and talk to her. Oh

950
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 1: my god, hang on hello, say mom, Hey, what the

951
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 1: hell is he? What did somebody call the house just now?

952
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,319
Speaker 1: I don't know. I left her work a couple of

953
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,319
Speaker 1: minutes ago. They needed me to go in early. Well,

954
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: somebody charged three thousand dollars for a handbag. You Well,

955
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: remember how I was saying I wanted to buy myself

956
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,879
Speaker 1: a gift. Well, they came out with your new Fendi bag.

957
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 1: As it's really, really cute. So I are you kidding me?

958
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: Three thousand? It's cute, mom at Fendi? Just three or

959
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. I meant to tell you, but then I

960
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:51,320
Speaker 1: thought maybe I could just pay it off without getting

961
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: you involved. You can't pay it off. You don't have

962
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 1: some money. I'm telling Daddy, and we're going to take

963
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 1: the car away from you. You're not taking mcclar away

964
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: from me. Take the car away, Daddy will drive it.

965
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 1: You take that pocketbook back. You're head of your mind. No,

966
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 1: I'm really not listen. Where are yelling me right now?

967
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 1: It's not necessary? Really is a daughter space three thousand

968
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: dollars on a pocketbook? But you have to bring it

969
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 1: back now. You need to get it and bring it back.

970
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: And now I can't because they pre sold it to me.

971
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: I can't believe you think we're this kind of people

972
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 1: with this kind of money. What on earthith is? I

973
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 1: can't three thousand dollarsand daddy's slaving every day. Listen, you

974
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 1: really need to relax. Listen. I just figured, why can't

975
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: you help me out a little bit? And then you

976
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: can pay car insurance and you can pay for your car.

977
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Once again? You're yelling at me.

978
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 1: Do you want to pull daddy? Or Am I calling

979
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: Daddy to tell him this? It's so beyond beyond that

980
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: I can't. It's it's gorgeous. Honestly, you're gonna love it.

981
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 1: It's so nice. You think where the Rockefellers your father

982
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:56,840
Speaker 1: slaves and me, and and you go buy three thousand

983
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 1: dollars back and you're driving a new car. What the

984
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:03,360
Speaker 1: world do you think you are? It's three thousand dollars

985
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 1: so beyond the beyond? All right, whatever, mom, whatever I

986
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: like to go. I don't need to be aggravated before

987
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 1: you go to work. You've already aggravated me. Well, she's

988
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:14,399
Speaker 1: only aggravating you because you're being phone tapped. Are you

989
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 1: hitting me? My name is garethrom Elvis Duran in the

990
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:29,319
Speaker 1: Morning show how Are You Love You? Guys? This phone

991
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 1: tap was prerecorded with permission granted by all parties. He

992
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 1: Elvie Duran phone tabn Ellis Durand in the morning shown

993
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,800
Speaker 1: millions of fun, millions of fun, millions wake up to

994
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 1: him in the morning, Elvi Durand in the Morning show.

995
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: All right, our sex ed talk is over, so it's

996
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 1: safe listing for the entire family. Okay, Hey, look, you

997
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 1: know what. And I'm the first to say that there

998
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 1: are sometimes this show we go down a road and

999
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,400
Speaker 1: not to be dirty with the sex said. Conversation I

1000
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 1: thought was very informative. I thought it was interesting for

1001
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 1: us to talk about things that a a lot of people

1002
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 1: don't talk about. Um. Look, but if you do have

1003
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 1: kids in the car sometimes and we start talking about

1004
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: those things. You know, No, turn it down. I totally

1005
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:12,839
Speaker 1: get it. I wouldn't want my kids listening to it

1006
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 1: unless they were old enough in my mind and to

1007
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,319
Speaker 1: understand and grasp it, and I can explain. But no,

1008
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,439
Speaker 1: it's not. It's not our job to teach your kids

1009
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 1: about sex education. And I'm the first admit to that.

1010
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: So apologize for doing it. No, that's where we're not

1011
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 1: going to do that. We're not apologizing for where this

1012
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 1: show goes. This show goes where it naturally goes, right,

1013
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: and you know that we're good people and we're not

1014
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: out to be filthy like whatever, right, you know, right,

1015
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:47,320
Speaker 1: And none of that information was bad info or true.

1016
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 1: It's stuff that people don't know about that you should exactly.

1017
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 1: But when it comes to teaching your kids those things,

1018
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:56,319
Speaker 1: that is your responsibility, not ours. So I agree we

1019
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: are not here to teach your kids anything that you

1020
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 1: are in charge of this. Yeah, Danielle, you're in charge.

1021
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: Daniel Daniel's kid who are listening to the conversation and

1022
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: texting them all like what are you doing? They turned

1023
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 1: the radio of Michael. I'm not telling you about now

1024
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 1: I'm talking about when you guys were little kids, and

1025
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 1: they're like, it doesn't matter. I'm like, okay, so they

1026
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 1: turned the radio off. I have to I have to remember,

1027
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 1: you know, I have boys. I have to be have

1028
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: to be delicate. Well, no, you don't tell them to

1029
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 1: turn on someone else. You're doing. You're doing a great

1030
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 1: job at what you do. But look, we are not

1031
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 1: here to parent your kids, and nor do we have

1032
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 1: thinking that our conversations supposed to teach your kids something

1033
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 1: that's not our place, and we agree with that. Moving on,

1034
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: we're about to get into Danielle reported, as we do music,

1035
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:46,320
Speaker 1: scary music. Boom, No, Danielle report, what the hell was

1036
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:50,800
Speaker 1: that that? No, we're not doing that yet, got you.

1037
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 1: What we are going to talk about coming up is,

1038
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: you know, we have this thing going on in our

1039
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: in our show in the studios where Diamond likes to

1040
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,920
Speaker 1: scare the crap out of Scotty Be. She's always waiting

1041
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,760
Speaker 1: around corner, she's always jumping out of boxes. She's always

1042
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 1: just trying to scare him. We had a mishap yesterday

1043
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Speaker 1: where a very expensive piece of computer equipment was broken

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00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 1: because of them horsing around. Did I tell you kids

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Speaker 1: not to play ball in the house. Maybe, So the

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00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 1: question is who has to pay for it? We'll figure

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Speaker 1: that out. Oh boy, we'll have a full trottle, open,

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00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 1: open door conversation where everyone's involved. Okay, what ever? What

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00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 1: everyone listening out there to come backstage with us and

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Speaker 1: here are the things we fight about. That's an expensive mistake.

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00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: Whoever is at Faull exactly. Let's move on. Let's get

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Speaker 1: into Danielle report. Danielle had nothing to do with the mishap,

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00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:58,320
Speaker 1: so she owes nothing. Yes for once. So Adele released

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Speaker 1: the track list for thirty you know It's coming out

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Speaker 1: in November nineteenth. There will be an exclusive Target Deluxe

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Speaker 1: version with three bonus tracks she is going to have

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Speaker 1: on there a an Easy on Me version with Chris Stapleton,

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Speaker 1: so that you can only get if you buy a Target.

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Speaker 1: So a lot of cool things there. Speaking of Easy

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Speaker 1: on Me, tops of the Billboard Hot one hundred Singles

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Speaker 1: chart for a second week in a row, So congratulations

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Speaker 1: to Adele. Disney Plus just dropped the trailer for the

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Speaker 1: Book of Bobaffett that's coming out in December twenty ninth.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure if you're a fan, you've already seen the trailer,

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00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 1: but just in case, Chris Pratt is voicing Garfield in

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Speaker 1: a new movie about Garfield. I see, I say Chris Pratt,

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Speaker 1: and I see Nate's face light up because he loves right.

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00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 1: He's so great. He's like a perfect man. I agree.

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Speaker 1: He is a very dreamy person. He's so good with

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Speaker 1: his kids, and he's cute. He's everything. Last night on

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Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars, that wasn't jaw drop moment. I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to tell you what it was, but and

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00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 1: a lot of things went wrong, like one person was

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00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 1: sick and had to run off and throw up. Then

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00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 1: that yeah, then there was like a delay, then they

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00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 1: played the wrong clip. And Tyra was awesome. She held

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Speaker 1: it all together, she kept it going and I was very,

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00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 1: very impressed with her skills last night, So that was

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Speaker 1: pretty cool. The fifty second season of Sesame Street is

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Speaker 1: kicking off November eleventh on HBO Max. There will be

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Speaker 1: big names on this new season. Billie Eilish will be

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Speaker 1: on there, Anderson Pack will be on there, a lot

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00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:26,240
Speaker 1: of other cool people bringing us all of our favorites

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Speaker 1: from Sesame Street, Megan the Stallion and Papaye is teamed

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Speaker 1: up again. They are helping Texans in need. They're giving

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Speaker 1: six figure donations to the Houston Random Acts of Kindness Project,

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Speaker 1: which obviously helps children in need, children with disabilities, homeless, elders, veterans,

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Speaker 1: I mean a lot of different places. So that's pretty

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Speaker 1: cool ed. Shearon I has been released from COVID isolation

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Speaker 1: and if he said, if you see me out and about,

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Speaker 1: I've had the all clear. I'm done with my quarantine,

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Speaker 1: and SNL will be happening. And body language experts are

1093
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:59,279
Speaker 1: talking about Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson and the fact

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00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 1: that they're saying they're not together, but then they're acting

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Speaker 1: like they're together, and they're the body language experts say

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00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:08,760
Speaker 1: they're trying too hard to appear like they're not together.

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Speaker 1: So people read into stuff like that. Now you know

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Speaker 1: Pete Ariana, Grande, Phoebe din Ever, now now we've got

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Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian. So we're discussing this in my house last night,

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Speaker 1: and one of my kids goes, dude, he is just

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Speaker 1: the goat. Yeah, these people come on SNL and he

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Speaker 1: walks away with them. I think he is just something.

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Speaker 1: He sailed over her, right, I mean, seriously, guy, let's

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Speaker 1: see what are we watching? The Bachelorette? The voice HBO

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Speaker 1: Max has something called Single Mother by Choice. It's a

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Speaker 1: movie about a single workaholic woman who sets out to

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Speaker 1: have a baby on her own, on her own terms.

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Speaker 1: And that is my Danielle report. Thank you, Daniella, loving

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Speaker 1: you all right. We have close to two thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: in damage out here in the studios and for that,

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Speaker 1: but we have to figure out who complicated. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into that and more after this. What's going on? Guys? Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? It's a girl, Rihanna. This is Selena. Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is Taylor Swift, and you're listening to Elvis Durand

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Speaker 1: in the morning show. Getting up early. It's tough enough, right,

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Speaker 1: but it's way harder if you struggle to fall asleep

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Like every morning I wake up and

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Speaker 1: I listened to them, and I feel like I know them.

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00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 1: I think someone's blowing pot smoke to the event show

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Speaker 1: that God like what is going on. They're like normal people.

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00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 1: They talk about everyday things. I think I have an

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Speaker 1: imaginary friend I'm talking to. Oh my god, Hello lady, Oh,

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Speaker 1: take your sneak and shove it up your butt. I

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Speaker 1: just love how petty everybody gets at the end of

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Speaker 1: a relationship. I'm ready to party. Thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for making me laugh every day. Let me get to

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Speaker 1: work in the morning show. All right, it's gonna get

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Speaker 1: kind of complicated here. Let's see how we do. First

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Speaker 1: of all, thank you so much for listening today. We

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Speaker 1: appreciate you being here, and we love putting on a show.

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00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 1: We love we love hanging out with each other. Obviously

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00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 1: you can tell by listening that we really do genuinely

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00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 1: love each other. But when you do a show with

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00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 1: each other, and some of us have been together for

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00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:37,360
Speaker 1: over twenty five years doing it, you know you're gonna

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00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,880
Speaker 1: have a You're gonna have a pothole here and there.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. So we we we we

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Speaker 1: hit a pothole, uh here at at the studios yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I will tell you. Let me just lay it out.

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00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 1: We are owned and operated by iHeartMedia. iHeartRadio. Great company.

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00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 1: They take very good care of us. They give us

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00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 1: every tool we need in order to get the job done.

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01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:05,760
Speaker 1: But I also contribute to some of the things we need,

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01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,919
Speaker 1: the resources we need to keep the show moving too.

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01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 1: We have another company called Elvis Durand Group. Right, who's

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01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 1: in the group. There's two of us. Yeah, But anyway,

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Speaker 1: to keep the show running sometimes, you know, we as

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01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 1: a company have to have to bring in resources and

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01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:26,440
Speaker 1: things for us to use. And then I heeartbrings and stuff. Okay,

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Speaker 1: with that understood, that makes sense, right, yes, yes, so

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Speaker 1: people will understand where the busted Macintosh computer came in.

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Speaker 1: It's an Apple. Let's move in there. So we have

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Speaker 1: a beautiful how many inches is the screen? It's a

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Speaker 1: gorgeous mac It's a twenty seven inch Mac sitting out

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Speaker 1: there at Diamond's desk where she's right outside the main studio. Okay, gandhi,

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Speaker 1: you have a bird's eye view. Describe the scene. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So we have a bank of computers basically out there,

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Speaker 1: and our phone screener, our lovely diamond sits there and

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Speaker 1: these computers are lined up in a row next to

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Speaker 1: one another. Now there's one computer right in front of

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Speaker 1: in front of diamond and what does it say? Andrew,

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Speaker 1: you're the one that printed the sticker? What does it

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Speaker 1: say on that monitor? Yes? Um he yeah, the computer

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Speaker 1: out there? What does the stick it is a property

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Speaker 1: of Elvistring Group in big letters paid for that? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so the company paid for that, my company, not not?

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Speaker 1: I heard, all right, So that's basically my property. Okay,

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01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:34,600
Speaker 1: it's a it's a company that I okay, So who

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Speaker 1: wants to tell this story about what happened to me

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Speaker 1: twenty seven inch Mac? I do it? Yeah? Yeah, Froggy,

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Speaker 1: you're in You're of everything Mac and everything Apple. How

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Speaker 1: what if is the replacement value of this piece of equipment?

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Speaker 1: To purchase this Mac again right now? Would cost twenty

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Speaker 1: four hundred dollars. It is a twenty seven inch Mac

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Speaker 1: with the Retina five K boy and the nano texture glass. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but that's an odd gigabyte it's an older one. But

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Speaker 1: you can't go back and get you can't go get

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Speaker 1: the older one. You have to get replacement value of

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Speaker 1: what you would purchase today. Right, Yeah? And no, no, no,

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01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 1: no one speak out of turn please, because it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be a free for all believe me. Before this is

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Speaker 1: all over, we're gonna be throwing crap at each other computers,

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Speaker 1: all right. So, so to replace this unit that obviously

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Speaker 1: it has been damaged, it would be twenty four let's

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Speaker 1: call it twenty five hundred dollars including shipping and everything. Correct,

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Speaker 1: let's make it twenty five and that's still very conservative.

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Speaker 1: All right? Where do we start? What happened yesterday that

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Speaker 1: made this poor piece of equipment end up on the

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Speaker 1: floor and smashed to smithereen Gandhi, If you want to

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Speaker 1: tell it, you can, But can I just preface the

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Speaker 1: story by saying, I scare very no no no, no

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Speaker 1: no no, Scotty, you're at a turn. Okay, go ahead,

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Speaker 1: Gondhy tell them what happened in your Gondhi way? Okay,

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Speaker 1: By the way, is the video up? By the way?

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Speaker 1: Is the video? Guys? Yes? Okay? Follow at Elvis duran

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Speaker 1: on Instagram. You'll see what happened on the video at

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durandum. Please feel free to follow me. My numbers

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Speaker 1: have been going down a right, Goddy, tell the story, okay,

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Speaker 1: So there is need to go a little bit. What

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Speaker 1: Scottie just said, He is very very easily frightened. So

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Speaker 1: because of that, everybody scares him all the time. Diamond

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01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 1: definitely does it the most. She enjoys it. So in

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Speaker 1: the morning she walked in scared the crap out of Scottie.

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01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 1: He had a little heart attack. Then I made fun

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Speaker 1: of him for how easily he fights frightens, and I

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01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 1: scared him again later in the day. Then, so that's twice.

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Speaker 1: Now Scotty's been scared, so clearly he's on edge. He's

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Speaker 1: feeling some kind of way about things. Then a plot

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Speaker 1: was hatched to put Diamond into a box, have Sam

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Speaker 1: record it as Scottie walks by. Then Nate would ask

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Speaker 1: him to check something. Scotti would look in the box,

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01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:52,080
Speaker 1: Diamond would jump out give him a heart attack. It

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Speaker 1: was executed basically in that way. However, Scotty was standing

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Speaker 1: very close to one of the computers and then smacked

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Speaker 1: it when he got afraid. If you watch any other

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Speaker 1: video of Scottie, he always freaks out and then his

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Speaker 1: hand comes flying forward with something every time, right, so

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Speaker 1: he's flail He does flail. He just I don't think

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Speaker 1: he can help it. He's a flailer. It happens, So

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Speaker 1: he flailed a little bit, his hand hits this computer.

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Speaker 1: The computer falls to the ground and breaks, and you

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Speaker 1: can see that. Exhibit B. Exhibit A is the smashed

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Speaker 1: computer itself. Exhibit B is the video available now at

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Speaker 1: Elvis Drown on Instagram. Feel free to follow because my

1228
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Speaker 1: numbers are dwindling now and now I just learned something.

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Speaker 1: So the accessories here are Nate, Diamond, Sam and Scotty.

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Speaker 1: Who else was involved with this? I think that was it.

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Speaker 1: I witnessed it. Well, yeah, he witnessed it. This is

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Speaker 1: the first I've heard about Nate being a part of

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Speaker 1: All I was asked to do was to find a

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Speaker 1: way to get Scottie over there, whether or not he

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Speaker 1: went over there. But but you no, no, no, you

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Speaker 1: you knew what they were doing. I knew that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and producer Sam, shame on you for being a part

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01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,840
Speaker 1: of this diabolical scheme. I know, I will admit it

1239
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:11,520
Speaker 1: was my brain child. I was just trying to give

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Speaker 1: Diamonds a good time. I just wants to see my

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Speaker 1: kids happy. Daniel, aren't you glad? And Froggy, aren't you glad?

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Speaker 1: We're not there to be blamed for this. I'm glad,

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01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:21,200
Speaker 1: all right because I probably would have joined in had

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01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:23,640
Speaker 1: I been there again. Watched the video now at Elvis

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Speaker 1: Dren on Instagram. And while you're there, give me a follow,

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Speaker 1: won't you? Yes, because his numbers are going well. Okay,

1247
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,680
Speaker 1: So as far as replacing the equipment, Froggy, thanks for

1248
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,800
Speaker 1: coming to the stand, and it'll be about twenty five

1249
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:38,919
Speaker 1: dars to replace this. Okay, Scotty, I think we're gonna

1250
01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:40,560
Speaker 1: go right to you. You were the one scared. You're

1251
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:42,080
Speaker 1: the one that flailed your arms. You're the one that

1252
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:45,560
Speaker 1: knocked my equipment off the desk, yes, and sent it

1253
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:52,200
Speaker 1: down like a hundred floors to the street below. Go ahead. Well,

1254
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:55,640
Speaker 1: first of all, I was lured out of the studio

1255
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:59,000
Speaker 1: by Nate asking about table cloths, and we just don't

1256
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:00,800
Speaker 1: happen to have pizza up here yesterday. So I was like,

1257
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:03,480
Speaker 1: oh okay. I walked into the back I saw the

1258
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:06,320
Speaker 1: three tablecloths. I was like, okay, man, there's three. And

1259
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 1: then as I walked back out, I saw Sam standing

1260
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:10,960
Speaker 1: behind the wall giggling, and I'm like, you're an idiot,

1261
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:13,400
Speaker 1: and I just kept walking and then all of a sudden,

1262
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:16,240
Speaker 1: diamond pops out of this box. Scares the living hell

1263
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:19,240
Speaker 1: out of me, and I scream and flail like I

1264
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:22,400
Speaker 1: normally do. And you know, shame on me for being

1265
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:25,440
Speaker 1: scared three times in one morning. But I wasn't expecting

1266
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:28,280
Speaker 1: it again, and unfortunately my arms flailed and I hit

1267
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:30,640
Speaker 1: the computer and I saw it in slow motion falling

1268
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:32,800
Speaker 1: off the desk and I couldn't grab it, and I

1269
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:35,320
Speaker 1: just say, I'm so sorry, but this never would have

1270
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:38,440
Speaker 1: happened without those three idiots doing it too. Okay, is

1271
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:40,000
Speaker 1: there anything else you want to add to your statement?

1272
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,880
Speaker 1: Because this is the end of your statement. That's all

1273
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:45,680
Speaker 1: I have. I'm truly sorry for damaging your equipment, all right, Yes, Danielle,

1274
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:49,200
Speaker 1: can someone take the stand that's not actually there? His

1275
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:52,520
Speaker 1: wife Amy said that you guys all know that he

1276
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:55,840
Speaker 1: flails his arms, right. The reason she doesn't scare him

1277
01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:57,640
Speaker 1: at home is because she's always afraid he's going to

1278
01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:01,439
Speaker 1: break something because she knows he flails his arms. So

1279
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:04,800
Speaker 1: she said, you need to take that into account, A

1280
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:07,440
Speaker 1: very good point. At every other video where they've scared me,

1281
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:10,120
Speaker 1: you see flailing, ye, So they knew that this was

1282
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:12,480
Speaker 1: going to happen. And don't do it near a computer,

1283
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:17,240
Speaker 1: all right, don't throw sharp objects, we learn lessons. Don't flail,

1284
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:20,680
Speaker 1: don't don't scare Scotty, he'll flail and break something scary.

1285
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:22,600
Speaker 1: I do believe this is a court of law, and

1286
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:29,160
Speaker 1: I don't hear any There you go, here we go. Uh,

1287
01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 1: we're calling this the case of them? What do we

1288
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:37,560
Speaker 1: want to call this the case of the scary flail

1289
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:45,440
Speaker 1: scary flailing computer fall. Yeah, we'll come up with a

1290
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:47,520
Speaker 1: better name. All right, let me enter this into the

1291
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:51,880
Speaker 1: record one more time. I'm sorry. Okay, if we're gonna

1292
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:53,880
Speaker 1: buy a new computer, can we get rid of this

1293
01:07:54,320 --> 01:08:06,000
Speaker 1: typewriter who's playing the balling goes? We need new equipment here.

1294
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 1: We're about to get it. All right, let's move on

1295
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:10,160
Speaker 1: to scary scary? Do you have any to add to

1296
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:13,120
Speaker 1: this your perspective? Because you you watched it go down.

1297
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:15,800
Speaker 1: I witnessed this entire thing from beginning to end. And

1298
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:18,879
Speaker 1: I will say this plan was thought of and hatched

1299
01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:23,719
Speaker 1: by Sam, who was standing there with her video waiting,

1300
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 1: because there is this thirst to get social media content

1301
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:31,599
Speaker 1: and adds to your Instagram story by everybody here, including myself.

1302
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:34,800
Speaker 1: But Sam, Sam, Sam is under the bus. First of

1303
01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:41,880
Speaker 1: Scary Sam Sam. Sam will come the mastermind. Is that scary.

1304
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:50,839
Speaker 1: It needs to finish the Scott Scotty was the innocent

1305
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:55,120
Speaker 1: victim here when he because they know how he gets turned.

1306
01:08:56,720 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 1: Dozens dozens of video of Scotty being scared by by

1307
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:03,639
Speaker 1: by Diamond. Okay, so that that's like an almost an

1308
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:06,200
Speaker 1: old bit. Well, I've already made my jack. Jack in

1309
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:08,360
Speaker 1: the Box comes out of the box, which is Diamond.

1310
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:12,120
Speaker 1: To Scary Scotty was all just a plot by sam

1311
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:15,160
Speaker 1: to get content for her. Well, okay, we'll find out

1312
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:16,880
Speaker 1: when we get her. Thank you, Scary. Let's move to

1313
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:22,240
Speaker 1: Diamond Diamond. Okay, here's the there's a key missing. There's

1314
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:26,639
Speaker 1: there's no a on my typewriter. Typewriter, Hey, this sucks.

1315
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:29,880
Speaker 1: Let's go to Diamond Diamond. Who is Scary is now

1316
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:35,840
Speaker 1: naming the Jack in the box Diamond. From your perspective,

1317
01:09:36,479 --> 01:09:39,240
Speaker 1: what what? What? What did you see and what do

1318
01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:42,160
Speaker 1: you think needs to happen here? Well, first, your honor,

1319
01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:48,920
Speaker 1: i'd like to say you look amazing today. Well a

1320
01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:54,559
Speaker 1: s s K, I say. Um, Well, what I will

1321
01:09:54,640 --> 01:10:01,280
Speaker 1: say is I was told to get in the box. Okay, Samantha.

1322
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:06,439
Speaker 1: Now what happened when I got in the box is

1323
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:09,720
Speaker 1: up in the air for me because I don't know

1324
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:13,439
Speaker 1: Nate and Sam both. So you had no idea. You

1325
01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:18,720
Speaker 1: had no idea. You wait, you had no idea why

1326
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:20,439
Speaker 1: you were getting into a box. I knew why I

1327
01:10:20,439 --> 01:10:22,160
Speaker 1: was getting in the box. Okay, you were going to

1328
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:24,439
Speaker 1: But I want to make this very clear. If this

1329
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:26,280
Speaker 1: was my plan on my own, it would have been

1330
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:30,280
Speaker 1: done very differently. Okay, that doesn't matter. We just have

1331
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:35,000
Speaker 1: to talk about here, all right. So I'm in the box.

1332
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:37,720
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. I can't see him

1333
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:41,920
Speaker 1: for all I know for to me because you ate

1334
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:53,000
Speaker 1: from the box and he gave me the winkerjury burjury

1335
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:57,679
Speaker 1: held on. Hello, you're coming up, Nate, you'll have your perjury. So, Diamond,

1336
01:10:57,880 --> 01:11:04,000
Speaker 1: are you saying that you should not be blamed at all? No, no, no, no, no, listen.

1337
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:05,840
Speaker 1: I know what I did. I know what I did.

1338
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:07,559
Speaker 1: I scare people all the time. I know that there

1339
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:10,680
Speaker 1: are consequences. I'm willing to you know, Diamond is the

1340
01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:15,360
Speaker 1: only one, the only one who's stepping up and taking responsibility,

1341
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:17,519
Speaker 1: and that will be taken into account. Let's move on

1342
01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:22,320
Speaker 1: at your mercy. I don't know Nate, I don't know

1343
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:25,400
Speaker 1: about you. Guys. But Nate is really really turning out

1344
01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:35,519
Speaker 1: to be suspect her. I will have let me type

1345
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:40,040
Speaker 1: this into the record. Shut up. Wow, all right, let's

1346
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:42,880
Speaker 1: go to Sam. Sam, you have been thrown under the

1347
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:45,719
Speaker 1: bus by everyone here saying that you have a thirst

1348
01:11:46,240 --> 01:11:50,040
Speaker 1: for posting and getting response to your videos online, and

1349
01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:53,160
Speaker 1: that was the reason all this happened. I have and

1350
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:56,000
Speaker 1: thank you so much Diamond for notts coming to my

1351
01:11:56,120 --> 01:11:58,760
Speaker 1: aid because Scary Jones. I know you need to have

1352
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:01,240
Speaker 1: ownership on social vow all your stuff. But I was

1353
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:03,800
Speaker 1: using Diamond's phone because this was a gift for her.

1354
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:08,080
Speaker 1: This wasn't for my social She just needed someone to direct. Hey, Sam,

1355
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:10,800
Speaker 1: whose idea was this? This was my idea. It was

1356
01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:16,800
Speaker 1: a gift to Diamond. Okay, okay, question producer, Sam. You said, Okay,

1357
01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:20,120
Speaker 1: I've got an idea. I know Scotty's easily scared Diamond.

1358
01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:22,680
Speaker 1: Let's get you in a box. I will record him

1359
01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:24,479
Speaker 1: across the room. Scotty will come in, you will jump

1360
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:26,760
Speaker 1: out and scare him and you you came up with

1361
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:30,960
Speaker 1: the entire idea, correct, Yes, I did. So. There was

1362
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,720
Speaker 1: a reason that we involved Nate. It was because it

1363
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:36,120
Speaker 1: was his job to get Scotty in the right position.

1364
01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:39,439
Speaker 1: Scotti was not where he was supposed to be. Nate

1365
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:42,479
Speaker 1: was supposed to get Scotty on the other side of

1366
01:12:42,479 --> 01:12:45,519
Speaker 1: the computers, next to the box, out of harms. It's

1367
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:50,280
Speaker 1: all a part of your devious plans. Sam. I'm scary

1368
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:55,760
Speaker 1: You've had your turn, sir, the master mind, Sam, master

1369
01:12:56,160 --> 01:13:02,640
Speaker 1: But what I'm hearing, I'm hearing you say it was

1370
01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:05,080
Speaker 1: all your idea. But I'm not hearing you taking responsibility

1371
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:09,080
Speaker 1: for the damage. No, but I am willing to split

1372
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:12,439
Speaker 1: the damage with Nates because Diamond was in the box.

1373
01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:15,680
Speaker 1: Oh No, By the way, it doesn't matter what you're

1374
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:19,040
Speaker 1: willing to I will. I will determine who pays for what.

1375
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:20,880
Speaker 1: It's true you are the judge, But I am just

1376
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,240
Speaker 1: saying that, No, I don't fault Diamond, and no I

1377
01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:26,920
Speaker 1: don't fault our weird Pinocchio pupp and moving Scottie b

1378
01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:30,040
Speaker 1: who can't control his limbs. Okay, Nate, who are you

1379
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:31,200
Speaker 1: talking to you on the phone? You know you're in

1380
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:35,680
Speaker 1: a court of law here. I realize I'm getting my attorney.

1381
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:38,880
Speaker 1: And by the Waynament, they told you to get in

1382
01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:40,840
Speaker 1: the box. If they told you to jump off the

1383
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:44,160
Speaker 1: Empire State Building. Would you do it? This is why

1384
01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm willing to take responsibility for my portion. No, no, no,

1385
01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:51,760
Speaker 1: I I appreciate it. I will, I will determine who's responsible. Okay,

1386
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:54,280
Speaker 1: finally we need to go. Can we say one more thing? Oh? Absolutely,

1387
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:58,920
Speaker 1: Gandhi always back to you once Nate steps in, who

1388
01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:02,320
Speaker 1: is technically the loss and tells her to do something.

1389
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:04,479
Speaker 1: And as part of it, what choic does she have

1390
01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:12,760
Speaker 1: where at work? Okay, holds no water? That holds no

1391
01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:15,879
Speaker 1: water because as you know, no one listens to what

1392
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:19,920
Speaker 1: the guy. We really need to move forward here because

1393
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:22,040
Speaker 1: there's another trial that needs to take place after a

1394
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:25,559
Speaker 1: schedule to have the courtroom. U. Nate, You're you're light,

1395
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:30,439
Speaker 1: You're blinking. People calling. Yeah, I refer you to to Jessica,

1396
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:34,240
Speaker 1: my attorney. She's on twenty four. Jessica, you have an attorney. Okay, hello,

1397
01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:37,519
Speaker 1: Jessica the attorney. H Jessica believes that you are using

1398
01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:40,320
Speaker 1: all your legal terms in the wrong sense. It doesn't matter.

1399
01:14:40,479 --> 01:14:43,160
Speaker 1: She can, she can use the correct terms. I have

1400
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:46,639
Speaker 1: been requested to act as is representing attorney, which means

1401
01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:51,320
Speaker 1: at this point I'm going to retract that statement. Now

1402
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:53,479
Speaker 1: that he's paying you money, then you're not calling him

1403
01:14:53,479 --> 01:14:57,280
Speaker 1: a damass anymore. All right, go right ahead. I would

1404
01:14:57,320 --> 01:15:00,280
Speaker 1: like to explain the perjury is when some one is

1405
01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:04,160
Speaker 1: lying under oath. So if they're perjuring themselves, which are

1406
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:11,679
Speaker 1: correctly in terms of Diamond lying on the stand. Okay,

1407
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:15,000
Speaker 1: So I don't know what's sort of law that you

1408
01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:18,599
Speaker 1: is your foundation for your practice, but criminal defense, then

1409
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:20,759
Speaker 1: you're in the righthouse because there's a bunch of criminals

1410
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:24,360
Speaker 1: run around this place. So I mean, look, someone's at

1411
01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:27,400
Speaker 1: fault here. Someone needs to be held accountable. It sounds

1412
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:30,440
Speaker 1: like a lot of people are a part of the Shenanigans.

1413
01:15:30,439 --> 01:15:33,800
Speaker 1: But as our outside attorney that Nate's paying anyway, might

1414
01:15:33,840 --> 01:15:36,559
Speaker 1: as well to ask you, what would you say is

1415
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:40,679
Speaker 1: the outcome or what should the outcome be? So I

1416
01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:45,519
Speaker 1: will say that fault can be apportioned by percentages. So

1417
01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:49,040
Speaker 1: the court of law may have to establish, you know,

1418
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:52,080
Speaker 1: the Elvis Term court of law, who is the most

1419
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:55,439
Speaker 1: responsible and then who's paying what percentage of this twenty

1420
01:15:55,439 --> 01:15:59,559
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars to the Elvis Term corpor groups back?

1421
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:02,000
Speaker 1: Yes see that's what that is. My I should be

1422
01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:04,040
Speaker 1: a lawyer I'm thinking the same thing. I think that

1423
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:07,120
Speaker 1: there is a lot of people responsible, and certain people

1424
01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:09,080
Speaker 1: should pay more of a percentage than the other. But

1425
01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:15,040
Speaker 1: Scotti's not one of them. Okay, all right, you're all

1426
01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:18,240
Speaker 1: out of order. By the way, I know that Jessica Gandhi,

1427
01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:21,320
Speaker 1: who is very, very smart, she's been making a list

1428
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:24,840
Speaker 1: of culpability that we need to U. Let's go ahead

1429
01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:27,320
Speaker 1: and check in with a list of culpability. So the

1430
01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:30,879
Speaker 1: way I see this playing out, I haven't defended myself.

1431
01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:40,360
Speaker 1: Shut up, Jessica. You guys, God, we don't want to

1432
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:42,599
Speaker 1: tick off the judge, so don't speak out of turns.

1433
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:48,320
Speaker 1: I'm having a sidebar with Gandhi. God, if we're at

1434
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:50,679
Speaker 1: the bar, would you like a cocktail kind of service?

1435
01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:52,080
Speaker 1: Can I get a whiskey on the rocks? Then you

1436
01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:59,640
Speaker 1: know what, Jessica, I never passed a bar. Gandhi. The

1437
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:02,280
Speaker 1: list of culpability as you see it, okay, as I

1438
01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:05,240
Speaker 1: see it, First and foremost, to blame Apple for making

1439
01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:08,760
Speaker 1: crappy products. After that, it's Sam's fault. Then under that

1440
01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:14,200
Speaker 1: vault to that one's fault. After Sam, after n it's Diamond,

1441
01:17:14,479 --> 01:17:17,400
Speaker 1: After Diamond, it's Scotty Scotty's least to blame. Scotty has

1442
01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:19,479
Speaker 1: no fault. He was in his studio doing his job.

1443
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:23,800
Speaker 1: He was he was pulled out. Can I say something him?

1444
01:17:24,439 --> 01:17:28,040
Speaker 1: So if Sam is the mastermind, she should do fifty

1445
01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:30,519
Speaker 1: percent of the money, and then Nate twenty five and

1446
01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:33,639
Speaker 1: Diamond twenty five because they're also part of it. And

1447
01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:35,800
Speaker 1: who gets in a box when someone tells you to

1448
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:43,519
Speaker 1: get in the box. Jessica's trial, Jessica, We're now going

1449
01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:46,719
Speaker 1: to put your client on the stand. Okay, the defendant,

1450
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:48,880
Speaker 1: Nate is now Jessica. Is there anything you do you

1451
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:51,880
Speaker 1: want to send these hearings a certain way? Do you

1452
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,240
Speaker 1: do you have questions for him? Do you? Are you?

1453
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:59,200
Speaker 1: I do? I can ask questions of my clients. Yes,

1454
01:17:59,479 --> 01:18:05,679
Speaker 1: all right, like uh Nate who devised the entire plans

1455
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:11,759
Speaker 1: Sam and Diamond. Okay, So, had had it not been

1456
01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:14,840
Speaker 1: for Sam and Diamond, would you would the computer be

1457
01:18:14,920 --> 01:18:17,719
Speaker 1: broken at this moment? It would still be intact sitting

1458
01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:22,920
Speaker 1: on the desk. Okay? So there, therefore you have no

1459
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:27,760
Speaker 1: culpability or no liability as as it relates to the

1460
01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:33,040
Speaker 1: event occurring and getting planned. That is correct. By the way,

1461
01:18:32,479 --> 01:18:36,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say to counsel, you know you are defending

1462
01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:40,760
Speaker 1: a known murderer of the publicity. We all know that.

1463
01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:47,000
Speaker 1: Anyway back to you, counselor there, my client rests his

1464
01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:50,040
Speaker 1: case as to the percentage of culpability. Had it not

1465
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:53,360
Speaker 1: been for the chain of events, he would not have

1466
01:18:53,439 --> 01:18:57,880
Speaker 1: been involved. All right, great, well, thank you, Jessica. I

1467
01:18:57,880 --> 01:19:02,200
Speaker 1: don't know what we've accomplished here. It's nice to have

1468
01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:03,800
Speaker 1: you here. It's nice to have someone with a like

1469
01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:07,800
Speaker 1: actually has a brain on the show. Yes, foggy, and

1470
01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:09,880
Speaker 1: we're done with this child like to charge Gandhi with

1471
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:14,920
Speaker 1: slander on Apple products. That crapass computer barely hit the

1472
01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:17,960
Speaker 1: ground and it's shattered. Well, no, they're not supposed to

1473
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,599
Speaker 1: hit the ground. I don't. I think we all pretty

1474
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:25,759
Speaker 1: much know you're not your computer on the ground, Jessica. Jessica,

1475
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:28,559
Speaker 1: if you want, you actually said something when she uh

1476
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:32,679
Speaker 1: when she was slandering the Apple corporation. What was your thoughts?

1477
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:36,320
Speaker 1: Had I had? Yes, I had objected because I truly

1478
01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:40,479
Speaker 1: disagree my Apple runs my law firm. Tell someone knocks

1479
01:19:40,479 --> 01:19:44,760
Speaker 1: it over, Yeah, until someone jumps out of a box

1480
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:47,439
Speaker 1: at your law firm. All right, thank you, Jessica. Thank

1481
01:19:47,479 --> 01:19:49,200
Speaker 1: you for listening. Thanks for your point of view. I

1482
01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:53,200
Speaker 1: do do do appreciate it. At one more point from Diamond, Yes, Diamond,

1483
01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:57,679
Speaker 1: I just have to say this. We are not dealing

1484
01:19:57,760 --> 01:20:04,320
Speaker 1: with a completely innocent in Scotty. Okay, the video clearly

1485
01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:13,680
Speaker 1: shows that he grabbed the computer. Also, Scottie is over dramatic. No, yes, yes,

1486
01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:18,360
Speaker 1: I just wanted I just want the jury to remember

1487
01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:24,920
Speaker 1: that when Diamont if you would not have put your

1488
01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:31,960
Speaker 1: grown ass woman body in a jumped out unless you

1489
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:38,200
Speaker 1: knew he was an overreacting right whatever. One more thing, Yes, man,

1490
01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:41,719
Speaker 1: I like I said, if it was me, he would

1491
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:43,479
Speaker 1: have been closer to me. He wouldn't have been on

1492
01:20:43,520 --> 01:20:46,919
Speaker 1: the other side. I didn't tell him where to stabish.

1493
01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:55,200
Speaker 1: Three very important Latin words in law. They are would have,

1494
01:20:55,240 --> 01:21:01,160
Speaker 1: could have should have me. If I hate you with

1495
01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:06,120
Speaker 1: the hammer, you don't blame the hammer. Right. Scary, scary scary.

1496
01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:11,920
Speaker 1: This room is filled with tools. All right, Okay, it's

1497
01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:14,599
Speaker 1: now time we got we gotta hurry here. We've been

1498
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:18,840
Speaker 1: going on and on and on. Man sweating, I know

1499
01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:20,880
Speaker 1: there's another case ready to come into the courtroom. They

1500
01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:23,760
Speaker 1: need that, they need it. It's Apple against Gandhi. There,

1501
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:27,360
Speaker 1: here's here's the issue. I'm going to go ahead and

1502
01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:33,320
Speaker 1: start doling out my thoughts. First of all, this need

1503
01:21:33,439 --> 01:21:35,439
Speaker 1: this computer does need to be replaced, and it's gonna

1504
01:21:35,439 --> 01:21:38,439
Speaker 1: cause twenty fives to do so. I paid for it originally,

1505
01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:42,680
Speaker 1: or that my company did. And uh, okay, First of all,

1506
01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:47,840
Speaker 1: I do see Scottie as having no responsibility. What the

1507
01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:52,960
Speaker 1: left he is? He does play on his arms. He

1508
01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:57,720
Speaker 1: is over dramatic. Uh, And that's the whole reason you

1509
01:21:57,760 --> 01:22:00,679
Speaker 1: guys pulled this prank because you knew he would flail,

1510
01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:03,519
Speaker 1: You knew he would be overdramatic, and he was lured

1511
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:05,200
Speaker 1: to the scene of the crime. He was not there

1512
01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:10,160
Speaker 1: on his own. Will Nate, you were partially responsible for

1513
01:22:10,280 --> 01:22:13,320
Speaker 1: luring him in and then giving Diamond the wink when

1514
01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:15,000
Speaker 1: it was time to jump out of the box. By

1515
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:17,640
Speaker 1: the way, we never got to that fact. There was

1516
01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:25,439
Speaker 1: no wink, nothing whatsoever. An don't know how she knew

1517
01:22:25,479 --> 01:22:27,400
Speaker 1: how to spring out of the box, because when she did,

1518
01:22:28,080 --> 01:22:30,080
Speaker 1: I was like, well, why didn't she wait until she

1519
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:33,679
Speaker 1: was closer? Gandhi, do you think there is actual line

1520
01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:36,240
Speaker 1: of sight between that box and Nate? Do you think

1521
01:22:36,280 --> 01:22:37,840
Speaker 1: he really could have winked at her and told her

1522
01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:40,160
Speaker 1: to jump out. You were there, you saw the whole

1523
01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:44,679
Speaker 1: thing happened. Then, who how responsible is Nate? Now? Nate's

1524
01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:46,840
Speaker 1: back was turned to me, so I cannot tell if

1525
01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:49,040
Speaker 1: he winked or not. And I love Diamond and would

1526
01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:50,960
Speaker 1: love to be able to say he did. I think

1527
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,920
Speaker 1: the logistics of it make it impossible for her to

1528
01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:57,600
Speaker 1: have seen a wink from Nate. All right, Diamond, I

1529
01:22:57,600 --> 01:23:00,920
Speaker 1: don't know. Gandhi's turned in against Jim, even though you, uh,

1530
01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:04,000
Speaker 1: you actually slept under the stars with each other in

1531
01:23:04,040 --> 01:23:09,040
Speaker 1: the middle of the Eelmowstone National Parks. No, not really,

1532
01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:15,840
Speaker 1: all right? And then there's Sam Sam, who I just

1533
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:19,200
Speaker 1: get the feeling. All all fingers point to Sam as

1534
01:23:19,200 --> 01:23:21,760
Speaker 1: far as being the mastermind behind putting this together and

1535
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:28,519
Speaker 1: choreographing this hainous deed. Yeah, you know, hainous my idea,

1536
01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:35,000
Speaker 1: I hired a poor team of executors. Else, okay, oh

1537
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:37,640
Speaker 1: my go alright? So in only in other words, you

1538
01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:40,559
Speaker 1: are now admitting in front of everyone that you are

1539
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:44,880
Speaker 1: the mastermind behind the court started. Yes, this was my idea.

1540
01:23:45,080 --> 01:23:50,879
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we just wasted forty five minutes. Elvis,

1541
01:23:51,520 --> 01:23:57,639
Speaker 1: what what ppability. Here's what's going to happen. I will

1542
01:23:57,800 --> 01:24:04,040
Speaker 1: hold this over your head. Now, the computer, the computer

1543
01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:07,839
Speaker 1: we bought? How long ago? How old is this computer? Andrew, Andrew,

1544
01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:12,400
Speaker 1: how is the computer? Oh? It's old, se old computer.

1545
01:24:12,479 --> 01:24:15,519
Speaker 1: It still works like a beute. It's still it's still

1546
01:24:16,160 --> 01:24:18,880
Speaker 1: it did work like aute. It did, it still does.

1547
01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:20,920
Speaker 1: It's just cracked on the screen, right. I don't know.

1548
01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:23,320
Speaker 1: But whether it could be damage going on underneath, we

1549
01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:26,320
Speaker 1: don't know about. Here's what we're gonna do. I am

1550
01:24:26,400 --> 01:24:31,439
Speaker 1: going to replace the computer if needed. We may not

1551
01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:33,720
Speaker 1: even need that because now a lot of people are

1552
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:36,280
Speaker 1: working at home and don't need it. So we made

1553
01:24:36,479 --> 01:24:38,000
Speaker 1: I have to decide whether or not we're going to

1554
01:24:38,479 --> 01:24:41,840
Speaker 1: hobb it along with just one less computer, or get

1555
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:44,360
Speaker 1: another one. I will take care of the damages. My

1556
01:24:44,400 --> 01:24:47,040
Speaker 1: company will take care of the damages. But I'm doing so.

1557
01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:55,840
Speaker 1: In doing so, I will always hold it over your heads.

1558
01:24:55,880 --> 01:24:59,280
Speaker 1: I can't deal with this. I would Benmoimi as much

1559
01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:01,840
Speaker 1: money as you can. No, No, well I don't. I

1560
01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:03,920
Speaker 1: have not decided if we're going to replace the computer.

1561
01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:05,720
Speaker 1: I don't think we need it. But the thing is

1562
01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:08,599
Speaker 1: it's damaged. I paid for it, and I feel like

1563
01:25:08,680 --> 01:25:11,680
Speaker 1: I feel like I should be compensated and to do

1564
01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:14,639
Speaker 1: lots of things for you now, like, mm, I really

1565
01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:18,639
Speaker 1: need coffee. Sam. Remember that time says it's Elvis's fault,

1566
01:25:19,240 --> 01:25:22,200
Speaker 1: It's not my fault. Series says if you were in

1567
01:25:22,240 --> 01:25:24,720
Speaker 1: the studio that it wouldn't have happened, and therefore it

1568
01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:33,760
Speaker 1: falls back on you. I'm like, no, I should throw

1569
01:25:33,840 --> 01:25:38,200
Speaker 1: you in jail for just being idiotic. I should get

1570
01:25:38,240 --> 01:25:40,240
Speaker 1: you off the streets because you're a danger to the

1571
01:25:40,320 --> 01:25:44,840
Speaker 1: people on the streets. But that sort of anyway. I

1572
01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:47,479
Speaker 1: love you all, You're my family, but I do I

1573
01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:49,840
Speaker 1: do want you to understand that when accident has happened,

1574
01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:52,960
Speaker 1: someone should be held responsible. And once again I'm playing

1575
01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:56,480
Speaker 1: the nice guy and I'm letting you get away with murder.

1576
01:25:56,960 --> 01:26:04,200
Speaker 1: Are computer murder because it's these things in our history

1577
01:26:04,280 --> 01:26:07,360
Speaker 1: you'll always remember and you're always remember Elvis is a

1578
01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:15,080
Speaker 1: good guy. So I basically turned the smashed computer the

1579
01:26:15,520 --> 01:26:21,240
Speaker 1: mac smitherens into all about me scenario? Was that your

1580
01:26:21,240 --> 01:26:24,559
Speaker 1: plan the whole time? Yes, I just took up thirty

1581
01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:27,439
Speaker 1: minutes of people's time just so everyone could know I'm

1582
01:26:27,439 --> 01:26:31,720
Speaker 1: a great guy. I love it. I feel like this

1583
01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:33,920
Speaker 1: case should have been called. Mama always said, don't play

1584
01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:35,519
Speaker 1: ball in the house. Don't play ball in the house.

1585
01:26:35,680 --> 01:26:37,760
Speaker 1: Feel free to check out the video and vote your

1586
01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:40,960
Speaker 1: for yourself at Elvis Duran at Instagram, and feel free

1587
01:26:41,240 --> 01:26:45,439
Speaker 1: to follow me the ball goes making it sound like

1588
01:26:45,479 --> 01:26:48,320
Speaker 1: we really should take a break. We'll be back after this.

1589
01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:56,639
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening today, miss part of Today's show.

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1598
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Speaker 1: gotta get a little Danielle report in here. We got

1599
01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:35,479
Speaker 1: some sound with Garrett coming up. Hey, Gandhi, Yes, is

1600
01:27:35,479 --> 01:27:38,080
Speaker 1: your neighbor dead or alive? What happened to your dead neighbor? Oh?

1601
01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:41,120
Speaker 1: She's alive and now she's on my list? Because do

1602
01:27:41,120 --> 01:27:43,000
Speaker 1: you want me to tell you what happened? Yeah? This

1603
01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:45,200
Speaker 1: is so weird. If you're a neighbor, you know you

1604
01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:47,960
Speaker 1: should answer the door. I think that's the the moral

1605
01:27:47,960 --> 01:27:51,519
Speaker 1: of the story. But so Friday night, I was sitting

1606
01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:53,519
Speaker 1: in my apartment. I started to hear this weird noise, like,

1607
01:27:55,360 --> 01:27:57,559
Speaker 1: so I thought, what is that. I go into my bathroom.

1608
01:27:57,720 --> 01:28:02,840
Speaker 1: It's leaking clearly the bathroom above me. So I'm getting disgusted.

1609
01:28:03,040 --> 01:28:05,200
Speaker 1: So I'm like, is it toilet water, is it dirty bathwater?

1610
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:08,840
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, it's buttwater. Oh So instead of going

1611
01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:12,200
Speaker 1: downstairs and snitching on the neighbor, immediately, I went up

1612
01:28:12,240 --> 01:28:14,759
Speaker 1: to her apartment and I knocked on the door. Nothing.

1613
01:28:15,080 --> 01:28:17,559
Speaker 1: Then I knocked again, nothing. Then I started banging on

1614
01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:20,080
Speaker 1: her door. It probably went on for about three minutes

1615
01:28:20,320 --> 01:28:22,800
Speaker 1: because then I started to get worried. Maybe she's dead,

1616
01:28:22,920 --> 01:28:24,760
Speaker 1: Like what if somebody fell and hit their head or

1617
01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:27,360
Speaker 1: you know what's gone? And so she died. She drowned

1618
01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:30,120
Speaker 1: in the bathtub, right, and so the water was overflowing

1619
01:28:30,120 --> 01:28:32,800
Speaker 1: because she went down in submerged and the water was

1620
01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:35,120
Speaker 1: overflowing and then leaking into your apartment. She was dead, right,

1621
01:28:35,160 --> 01:28:38,080
Speaker 1: So then it was dead buttwater even grosser. So I

1622
01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:42,360
Speaker 1: was like, this is horrible, and I was yelling. I'm like, hello, hello, nothing.

1623
01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:44,320
Speaker 1: So finally I go downstairs and I tell them, hey,

1624
01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:46,840
Speaker 1: there's this leak. Of course they come running up immediately,

1625
01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:49,960
Speaker 1: they go up to her apartment. She opened the door

1626
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:55,280
Speaker 1: for them, and I was like, really, well, neighbor, now

1627
01:28:55,280 --> 01:28:57,680
Speaker 1: you're on my list. Why would you not open the

1628
01:28:57,720 --> 01:29:00,680
Speaker 1: door at ten thirty at night when somebody's clearly like

1629
01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:03,800
Speaker 1: a small woman is knocking on your door in some

1630
01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:07,080
Speaker 1: state of emergency. Nothing. She did nothing. So now I'm

1631
01:29:07,080 --> 01:29:10,920
Speaker 1: gonna go duct taper in her apartment one day. There

1632
01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:13,360
Speaker 1: you go. But she is alive. I know, but you

1633
01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:15,080
Speaker 1: were worried about it. She could have been dead. I

1634
01:29:15,120 --> 01:29:18,559
Speaker 1: absolutely love how the scenarios were. Scenarios were playing out

1635
01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:22,920
Speaker 1: in your head. Nate, Why are you videoing video? I

1636
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:25,479
Speaker 1: just got a text and it's interesting. It relates to

1637
01:29:25,479 --> 01:29:28,479
Speaker 1: the last break. It looks like he was videoing us

1638
01:29:28,520 --> 01:29:33,280
Speaker 1: and I was watching a video and there's new evidence

1639
01:29:33,280 --> 01:29:35,599
Speaker 1: that's come to light. The great case of the Broken Mac.

1640
01:29:35,640 --> 01:29:38,800
Speaker 1: The smack book is if someone is banging on your

1641
01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:40,559
Speaker 1: door at ten thirty at night, they're not there to

1642
01:29:40,600 --> 01:29:42,639
Speaker 1: be your friend. They're there because they think you're dead

1643
01:29:42,680 --> 01:29:45,160
Speaker 1: and you your butt water is dripping into their apartment. Bore.

1644
01:29:45,400 --> 01:29:49,600
Speaker 1: I even said, are you okay? You're leaking into my bathroom?

1645
01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:53,880
Speaker 1: Are you okay? Nothing? She just apparently was chilling in

1646
01:29:53,920 --> 01:29:56,400
Speaker 1: her bathtub, not paying attention to someone banging on the

1647
01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:58,720
Speaker 1: door asking if she was okay. Well, how do we

1648
01:29:58,920 --> 01:30:02,519
Speaker 1: know somebody who's this happened to? And if you remember,

1649
01:30:02,720 --> 01:30:05,760
Speaker 1: there was a drug person. They were out cold in

1650
01:30:05,840 --> 01:30:09,320
Speaker 1: their bathtub and it was an issue. What do you

1651
01:30:09,360 --> 01:30:12,120
Speaker 1: mean somebody high on drugs and an overdose and they

1652
01:30:12,160 --> 01:30:14,439
Speaker 1: were a friend of ours, and yeah, they wound up.

1653
01:30:14,439 --> 01:30:17,320
Speaker 1: They actually wound up dying eventually, so they kept checking

1654
01:30:17,320 --> 01:30:20,680
Speaker 1: on him to make sure. Yeah. Ye, speaking of neighbors,

1655
01:30:21,479 --> 01:30:24,680
Speaker 1: like scary, they're about to Not only are they are

1656
01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:26,960
Speaker 1: they about to kick him out of his building? But

1657
01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:29,080
Speaker 1: do do you ever watch the old Franken's Time movies

1658
01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:31,720
Speaker 1: where all the villagers come up to the castle with

1659
01:30:31,840 --> 01:30:36,600
Speaker 1: their burning torches. Than they're trying to they're trying to

1660
01:30:36,680 --> 01:30:39,880
Speaker 1: run him out of his cash mob Like, what's going on?

1661
01:30:39,880 --> 01:30:42,320
Speaker 1: What's the latest? They're scary? All This woman lives below

1662
01:30:42,439 --> 01:30:47,160
Speaker 1: me and she is accusing me, specifically me of making

1663
01:30:47,360 --> 01:30:50,320
Speaker 1: crazy noises, of having a child run across the apartment

1664
01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:54,599
Speaker 1: of moving furniture, heavy banging. The thing is, every time

1665
01:30:54,600 --> 01:30:57,360
Speaker 1: she calls the front desk to complain, they call me

1666
01:30:57,920 --> 01:31:00,879
Speaker 1: and I'm either out for the night and I live alone,

1667
01:31:01,240 --> 01:31:03,479
Speaker 1: or I'm sleeping eleven o'clock at night. They woke me

1668
01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:07,760
Speaker 1: up once. So the management office said, please be advised

1669
01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:11,880
Speaker 1: that this office has received multiple complaints concerning unreasonably loud

1670
01:31:11,920 --> 01:31:15,160
Speaker 1: noises coming from your unit and you have children running

1671
01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:18,439
Speaker 1: across your floor. What's up with that exactly? And she

1672
01:31:18,520 --> 01:31:21,720
Speaker 1: continues to write, you are herewith advised to resolve this

1673
01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:25,280
Speaker 1: matter immediately. That was the office manager. So I wrote

1674
01:31:25,320 --> 01:31:28,680
Speaker 1: a terse email back to them saying now I'm going

1675
01:31:28,720 --> 01:31:31,760
Speaker 1: to have reversed this complaint because I'm now going to

1676
01:31:31,880 --> 01:31:34,720
Speaker 1: counter complaint and saying that on record, I am the

1677
01:31:34,800 --> 01:31:37,960
Speaker 1: one who has a complaint because of these unnecessary phone

1678
01:31:37,960 --> 01:31:39,559
Speaker 1: calls to my unit in the middle of the night

1679
01:31:39,880 --> 01:31:42,880
Speaker 1: and when I'm busy off site they're badgering to me.

1680
01:31:43,400 --> 01:31:46,439
Speaker 1: They're they're actually saying they were accusing Scary of banging

1681
01:31:46,560 --> 01:31:49,280
Speaker 1: on his floor when he wasn't even home, banging on

1682
01:31:49,320 --> 01:31:53,959
Speaker 1: the bedroom. Ridiculous. I said, these are unfounded and complaints

1683
01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:56,320
Speaker 1: it's misguided, and I can assure you it is not

1684
01:31:56,439 --> 01:32:00,639
Speaker 1: coming from my apartment. Thank you, Shaggy, We appreciate it. No. Look, yeah,

1685
01:32:00,760 --> 01:32:02,640
Speaker 1: so you know that's the thing, you know, when you

1686
01:32:02,720 --> 01:32:04,360
Speaker 1: live in an apartment building, especially if you live in

1687
01:32:04,360 --> 01:32:08,200
Speaker 1: the Northeast it's all apartments basically, uh in the city anyway,

1688
01:32:08,439 --> 01:32:11,479
Speaker 1: you're you're having to deal with other people's crape. I mean,

1689
01:32:11,560 --> 01:32:19,000
Speaker 1: you have a ladydown or guy downstairs complaining with unfounded accusations, right, yeah,

1690
01:32:19,320 --> 01:32:21,800
Speaker 1: someone living upstairs from you, Gaddy dripping their butt water

1691
01:32:21,880 --> 01:32:24,200
Speaker 1: in your apartment. Well, it's like all right, unless you

1692
01:32:24,280 --> 01:32:25,759
Speaker 1: own your own house out in the middle of nowhere.

1693
01:32:25,760 --> 01:32:28,280
Speaker 1: I found out there's an illegal toilet in seven seventeen.

1694
01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:31,559
Speaker 1: I didn't know that the cust There was a guy

1695
01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:33,320
Speaker 1: standing out front and he told me, he goes, dude,

1696
01:32:33,360 --> 01:32:34,960
Speaker 1: you have to did you see what's going on with

1697
01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:37,040
Speaker 1: the building politics? And I'm like, oh my god, I

1698
01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:39,120
Speaker 1: had no idea. So like by being informed of all

1699
01:32:39,160 --> 01:32:40,639
Speaker 1: these I mean, we have two hundred and fifty units

1700
01:32:40,640 --> 01:32:43,240
Speaker 1: in my build. Wait, what did illegal toilet a? Somebody

1701
01:32:43,280 --> 01:32:45,280
Speaker 1: built an extra extension or something, So why is there

1702
01:32:45,280 --> 01:32:46,920
Speaker 1: a guy standing in front of your building telling you

1703
01:32:46,960 --> 01:32:49,320
Speaker 1: about the guy in seventeen even a little toilet saying

1704
01:32:49,560 --> 01:32:51,360
Speaker 1: property values are going to go down. And I'm like

1705
01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:53,599
Speaker 1: a real Oh god, see, this is why I don't.

1706
01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:56,320
Speaker 1: I don't like I don't look. I love having neighbors,

1707
01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:58,920
Speaker 1: but I never depend on them. I never talked to them,

1708
01:32:58,960 --> 01:33:00,560
Speaker 1: and they don't talk to me. I just thinking, I

1709
01:33:00,680 --> 01:33:03,400
Speaker 1: just like my own business. I'm in my own world here.

1710
01:33:04,160 --> 01:33:05,760
Speaker 1: I'll leave you alone, you leave me alone. Were good?

1711
01:33:06,360 --> 01:33:08,559
Speaker 1: The right neighbors are great. If you have the right neighbors,

1712
01:33:08,600 --> 01:33:11,639
Speaker 1: they're great. Yeah, well they can turn on a dime,

1713
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:13,960
Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now. That's the thing about Froggy

1714
01:33:14,040 --> 01:33:16,160
Speaker 1: Froggy's neighborhood. They all are good friends with each other.

1715
01:33:16,240 --> 01:33:18,000
Speaker 1: They party with each other every night. But you know

1716
01:33:18,520 --> 01:33:20,400
Speaker 1: once one of you leaves, they are to start darkened

1717
01:33:20,520 --> 01:33:23,400
Speaker 1: talking about you maybe. And we just have we have

1718
01:33:23,520 --> 01:33:25,840
Speaker 1: some neighbors that are you know, you like some more

1719
01:33:25,880 --> 01:33:27,400
Speaker 1: than others. We like all of them, but you like

1720
01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:30,280
Speaker 1: some more than others. And you don't like more some

1721
01:33:30,479 --> 01:33:32,479
Speaker 1: more than others. I mean, you do like some more

1722
01:33:32,520 --> 01:33:36,120
Speaker 1: than others, but you're not admitting it on the radio, right, Okay, Yes,

1723
01:33:37,280 --> 01:33:39,280
Speaker 1: I want to know if you guys think I'm out

1724
01:33:39,320 --> 01:33:44,880
Speaker 1: of line for expecting this, for expecting this woman to

1725
01:33:45,040 --> 01:33:49,320
Speaker 1: come down and at least say something, apologize anything, just

1726
01:33:49,479 --> 01:33:52,240
Speaker 1: acknowledge that you leaked into my apartment with your dirty

1727
01:33:52,280 --> 01:33:54,559
Speaker 1: butt water and then ignored me for three minutes when

1728
01:33:54,560 --> 01:33:55,960
Speaker 1: I was banging on the door. I tell you this

1729
01:33:56,320 --> 01:33:59,400
Speaker 1: because I actually leaked in someone else's, uh not my

1730
01:33:59,479 --> 01:34:03,360
Speaker 1: butt water in my apartment, my other old apartment. My

1731
01:34:03,600 --> 01:34:05,240
Speaker 1: my toilet was leaking and I didn't know it. It

1732
01:34:05,280 --> 01:34:08,680
Speaker 1: was leaking into the unit below and no one was

1733
01:34:08,760 --> 01:34:10,200
Speaker 1: using it was a guest room toilet. And then when

1734
01:34:10,360 --> 01:34:12,760
Speaker 1: went to and it's they say it's better to just

1735
01:34:12,960 --> 01:34:15,280
Speaker 1: let the management handle it. You don't want to get

1736
01:34:15,360 --> 01:34:18,880
Speaker 1: involved because she could say something that could drive you nuts,

1737
01:34:18,960 --> 01:34:21,240
Speaker 1: and then it turns into a thing and I don't know,

1738
01:34:21,439 --> 01:34:24,120
Speaker 1: I tap into her apartment. It's going to be funny

1739
01:34:24,400 --> 01:34:26,120
Speaker 1: you do that, Yes, but that's the thing. You know

1740
01:34:26,160 --> 01:34:27,800
Speaker 1: a lot of people listening to it. You're listening to

1741
01:34:27,880 --> 01:34:30,000
Speaker 1: us right now. I bet you live right next door.

1742
01:34:30,120 --> 01:34:33,120
Speaker 1: There's one wall keeping you away from a total stranger,

1743
01:34:33,600 --> 01:34:35,040
Speaker 1: and you never know when you may need them. You

1744
01:34:35,080 --> 01:34:36,720
Speaker 1: don't want to be mean to them. At the same time,

1745
01:34:36,960 --> 01:34:38,360
Speaker 1: you don't want to keep them out of your business.

1746
01:34:38,360 --> 01:34:40,400
Speaker 1: What was in the Bronx. I used to put my

1747
01:34:40,520 --> 01:34:42,640
Speaker 1: cup against the wall because the walls were so thin,

1748
01:34:42,720 --> 01:34:45,200
Speaker 1: and I'd listen to everything going on next door. What

1749
01:34:45,360 --> 01:34:49,160
Speaker 1: they did the same thing, screaming what's scary? Text just

1750
01:34:49,240 --> 01:34:51,840
Speaker 1: said I had a lady accusing me of stealing her newspapers.

1751
01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:55,080
Speaker 1: I said, lady, it was two thousand, it's twenty eighteen.

1752
01:34:55,080 --> 01:34:59,439
Speaker 1: I don't even read the newspaper three years ago. Police,

1753
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:03,280
Speaker 1: I know. Anyway, So neighbors, well, I'll tell you what. Uh.

1754
01:35:03,760 --> 01:35:07,040
Speaker 1: Please feel free to text us your most craziest neighbor

1755
01:35:07,640 --> 01:35:11,120
Speaker 1: situation that you're going through right now. Text five hundred.

1756
01:35:11,240 --> 01:35:12,640
Speaker 1: We gotta take a break. We're gonna come back and

1757
01:35:12,680 --> 01:35:21,920
Speaker 1: do sound and Danielle right after this, Duran in the

1758
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:24,759
Speaker 1: morning show out. A lot of our listeners are texting

1759
01:35:24,800 --> 01:35:28,920
Speaker 1: in about their nightmare neighbors. This is God. It brings

1760
01:35:28,960 --> 01:35:30,519
Speaker 1: back memories of when I was living in an apartment

1761
01:35:30,520 --> 01:35:34,320
Speaker 1: building where our walls and floors were paper thin and

1762
01:35:34,439 --> 01:35:36,519
Speaker 1: you could hear a heartbeat next story. It was that

1763
01:35:36,640 --> 01:35:40,000
Speaker 1: bad and gosh, I'm with you. I don't even know

1764
01:35:40,080 --> 01:35:42,120
Speaker 1: where to start let's keep these. Can we just print

1765
01:35:42,160 --> 01:35:46,280
Speaker 1: these up and or keep them saved somewhere? Are you good? Um? Wow?

1766
01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:50,080
Speaker 1: If I actually dropped something on my floor downstairs, neighbor

1767
01:35:50,200 --> 01:35:52,880
Speaker 1: bangs on the ceiling, screams, calls management in that order.

1768
01:35:53,720 --> 01:35:55,880
Speaker 1: The walls and floors are thin. It doesn't mean I

1769
01:35:55,960 --> 01:35:58,400
Speaker 1: need to hear you either, especially when you're downstairs telling

1770
01:35:58,400 --> 01:36:00,400
Speaker 1: your little birds how proud you are for making a

1771
01:36:00,439 --> 01:36:06,400
Speaker 1: widdle duty today. Wow, you can hear everything there. Oh,

1772
01:36:06,600 --> 01:36:13,000
Speaker 1: screaming kids. Radio's too loud. We have no problem with that. Yeah,

1773
01:36:13,040 --> 01:36:14,720
Speaker 1: oh my god. All right, let's get into sound and

1774
01:36:14,760 --> 01:36:18,800
Speaker 1: then Danielle, you're you're first there is. Yeah, Sorry, here

1775
01:36:18,800 --> 01:36:21,479
Speaker 1: we go. Sorry. Jimmy Kimmel last night gave us his

1776
01:36:21,640 --> 01:36:23,840
Speaker 1: I Ate All Your Halloween Candy twenty twenty one, where

1777
01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:26,640
Speaker 1: parents take their videos of their kids and say, hey,

1778
01:36:26,680 --> 01:36:28,880
Speaker 1: I eat all your Halloween candy. Yeah, we're in the

1779
01:36:28,960 --> 01:36:31,960
Speaker 1: middle of the night and I eat all your Halloween candy.

1780
01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:41,720
Speaker 1: A fire all the guy you know he told me

1781
01:36:41,800 --> 01:36:51,320
Speaker 1: to do it, Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah, bad guy. He didn't die.

1782
01:36:53,360 --> 01:36:56,840
Speaker 1: Papa's gonna get diarrhea. Um. Harry Styles night too of

1783
01:36:57,000 --> 01:37:00,280
Speaker 1: Harry Ween at Madison Square Garden and he did Somewhere

1784
01:37:00,320 --> 01:37:02,479
Speaker 1: Over the Rainbow the first night, and then the second

1785
01:37:02,560 --> 01:37:16,240
Speaker 1: night he covered Britney Spears's Toxic. He can wear anything

1786
01:37:16,240 --> 01:37:17,519
Speaker 1: and make it look good. He was wearing like this

1787
01:37:17,600 --> 01:37:21,040
Speaker 1: puffy shirt. I kind of want to try for Harry Wayne.

1788
01:37:21,600 --> 01:37:25,160
Speaker 1: So Penn Badgeley, who plays Joe Goldberg in the Netflix

1789
01:37:25,400 --> 01:37:28,479
Speaker 1: theories You, is doing something on TikTok where he's taking

1790
01:37:28,720 --> 01:37:31,560
Speaker 1: people's videos and narrating them like he does in the

1791
01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:33,519
Speaker 1: show You. And this is one of them of a

1792
01:37:33,600 --> 01:37:36,680
Speaker 1: woman in a bookstore. What fantasy are you envisioning in

1793
01:37:36,840 --> 01:37:39,960
Speaker 1: your head right now? You're sitting on the edge of pretentiousness.

1794
01:37:40,040 --> 01:37:42,160
Speaker 1: You want to be seen reading it? Don't you? Scene

1795
01:37:42,280 --> 01:37:44,719
Speaker 1: by me? Don't don't turn around, don't turn around scene

1796
01:37:45,080 --> 01:37:47,320
Speaker 1: by me. I just need to know who you really are.

1797
01:37:47,400 --> 01:37:49,920
Speaker 1: He's creepy right now. He's just a little spark and

1798
01:37:49,960 --> 01:37:53,120
Speaker 1: I realize I can't force it, the timing, the spark.

1799
01:37:53,320 --> 01:37:59,800
Speaker 1: So why that show's doing so well? Yes, exactly, and

1800
01:38:00,000 --> 01:38:02,200
Speaker 1: that's that You're a good American, Garrett. Thank you, Daniel

1801
01:38:02,880 --> 01:38:04,680
Speaker 1: all right, So Bravo gave the green light to the

1802
01:38:04,720 --> 01:38:07,519
Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Dubai It is the first international version

1803
01:38:07,560 --> 01:38:09,720
Speaker 1: of the show. They're really excited about it. We don't

1804
01:38:09,720 --> 01:38:11,800
Speaker 1: know when production will start, but it's supposed to premiere

1805
01:38:11,840 --> 01:38:15,920
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty two. Carol Baskin is suing Netflix. She's like, listen,

1806
01:38:16,360 --> 01:38:18,479
Speaker 1: you can't use my name, you can't use my image,

1807
01:38:18,479 --> 01:38:20,840
Speaker 1: you can't use anything in your promos and any of

1808
01:38:20,920 --> 01:38:23,680
Speaker 1: the stuff stopped because you know, Tiger King too is

1809
01:38:23,720 --> 01:38:25,600
Speaker 1: on the way. Dance to Go the Stars last night

1810
01:38:25,680 --> 01:38:29,519
Speaker 1: had a jaw dropping moment. Tyred did a really great

1811
01:38:29,600 --> 01:38:31,600
Speaker 1: job because a lot of things went wrong last night,

1812
01:38:31,680 --> 01:38:33,760
Speaker 1: but she kept she just kept it on going, so

1813
01:38:33,880 --> 01:38:37,040
Speaker 1: it was pretty cool. Fifty second season of Sesame Street's

1814
01:38:37,040 --> 01:38:39,720
Speaker 1: gonna kick off November eleventh on HBO Max. A lot

1815
01:38:39,800 --> 01:38:42,160
Speaker 1: of big names will be there this season, Billie Eilish,

1816
01:38:42,320 --> 01:38:44,720
Speaker 1: Anderson Pack, and the list goes on and on, and

1817
01:38:45,240 --> 01:38:49,120
Speaker 1: Mariah took to Instagram yesterday to declare it the official

1818
01:38:49,240 --> 01:38:53,000
Speaker 1: start of the holiday season. She's standing in a red

1819
01:38:53,040 --> 01:38:55,760
Speaker 1: sequin gal with three pumpkins that say it's not time.

1820
01:38:56,120 --> 01:38:58,439
Speaker 1: She takes a candy cane bat to the one that

1821
01:38:58,560 --> 01:39:01,640
Speaker 1: says not because it's time. So there you go, and

1822
01:39:01,760 --> 01:39:04,200
Speaker 1: what are we watching? The bachelorette. The voice she walks

1823
01:39:04,240 --> 01:39:07,160
Speaker 1: of HBO Max single mother by Choice, and that is

1824
01:39:07,200 --> 01:39:09,120
Speaker 1: my Danielle reports, I don't know if you're listening earlier

1825
01:39:09,240 --> 01:39:11,479
Speaker 1: thirty minutes of us putting Scottie and everyone else on

1826
01:39:11,600 --> 01:39:14,880
Speaker 1: trial here on the show for taking my expensive computer

1827
01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:17,479
Speaker 1: and bashing it on the floor. We have new evidence

1828
01:39:17,600 --> 01:39:22,320
Speaker 1: which changes everything. Check out now. The video is available

1829
01:39:22,360 --> 01:39:25,000
Speaker 1: now at Elvis Duran on Instagram, and while are there,

1830
01:39:25,080 --> 01:39:28,800
Speaker 1: feel free to follow me Dur on Instagram. Wait till

1831
01:39:28,840 --> 01:39:32,640
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Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show. So you mean to tell

1838
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Speaker 1: me we wasted thirty minutes of our listeners time this

1839
01:39:57,000 --> 01:40:03,080
Speaker 1: morning all about the trial who's responsible for bashing our

1840
01:40:03,240 --> 01:40:07,200
Speaker 1: twenty five hundred dollar computer? And it all looked like

1841
01:40:07,280 --> 01:40:10,000
Speaker 1: Scotty was totally innocent. Until we just slowed down the

1842
01:40:10,120 --> 01:40:14,240
Speaker 1: video and now it looks so obvious. He flinched after

1843
01:40:14,360 --> 01:40:18,160
Speaker 1: being frightened. Then he put his hands on the monitor

1844
01:40:18,400 --> 01:40:22,920
Speaker 1: as if he was choking me, took the monitor and

1845
01:40:23,120 --> 01:40:24,920
Speaker 1: slung it across the room. You can see it now

1846
01:40:25,040 --> 01:40:27,920
Speaker 1: at Elvis Dran on Instagram. It's right there. Regardless of

1847
01:40:28,040 --> 01:40:30,120
Speaker 1: the outcome, I would not have been there if it

1848
01:40:30,200 --> 01:40:33,080
Speaker 1: weren't for those three. It doesn't matter if I invite

1849
01:40:33,080 --> 01:40:35,080
Speaker 1: you over. No, no, no. If I invite you over

1850
01:40:35,120 --> 01:40:38,760
Speaker 1: for dinner tonight and you you start murdering me, well

1851
01:40:38,840 --> 01:40:40,720
Speaker 1: it's it's your it's still your fault, even though I

1852
01:40:40,800 --> 01:40:45,559
Speaker 1: invited you over. Why no, Because Scottie was in his studio.

1853
01:40:45,600 --> 01:40:47,240
Speaker 1: He was lured out of the number one, number two.

1854
01:40:47,280 --> 01:40:48,800
Speaker 1: You know that's what he does when he's scared. Have

1855
01:40:48,880 --> 01:40:50,280
Speaker 1: they not scared him? He never would have done that.

1856
01:40:51,280 --> 01:40:53,439
Speaker 1: Did you see the video? No, this is a reaction. No,

1857
01:40:53,680 --> 01:40:57,360
Speaker 1: he got mad, reacted and then he put his hands

1858
01:40:57,439 --> 01:41:02,080
Speaker 1: he's clutches on my monitor, swung it across the room.

1859
01:41:02,280 --> 01:41:06,919
Speaker 1: But I think I'm honestly, I'm still on team Scottie

1860
01:41:06,960 --> 01:41:10,040
Speaker 1: here because one I don't want to be let me

1861
01:41:10,120 --> 01:41:11,760
Speaker 1: just say if I could throw Scottie under a bus.

1862
01:41:11,800 --> 01:41:14,560
Speaker 1: I would absolutely do it. But but the way he

1863
01:41:14,800 --> 01:41:17,640
Speaker 1: always reacts is that he flails. The other day I

1864
01:41:17,680 --> 01:41:19,200
Speaker 1: scared him, he threw a pen up in the air

1865
01:41:19,280 --> 01:41:21,920
Speaker 1: and then he swatted at the air. He does that

1866
01:41:22,120 --> 01:41:24,880
Speaker 1: in every scenario. Anytime you scare him, you swat. Then

1867
01:41:24,920 --> 01:41:27,080
Speaker 1: don't do that. Let's talk about let's talk about putting people,

1868
01:41:27,120 --> 01:41:29,080
Speaker 1: throwing people under the bus. Let's say you and Scotty

1869
01:41:29,120 --> 01:41:31,559
Speaker 1: b are walking down the street. Yes, soone scares him.

1870
01:41:31,800 --> 01:41:34,880
Speaker 1: He reacts by pushing you under a bus. Yeah, is

1871
01:41:35,000 --> 01:41:39,080
Speaker 1: he responsible? I think the person who scared it might be. No,

1872
01:41:39,680 --> 01:41:42,160
Speaker 1: it's a natural reaction. I can top it. He is

1873
01:41:42,280 --> 01:41:44,960
Speaker 1: a spaz tell you what. It does. Look bad though,

1874
01:41:45,880 --> 01:41:47,640
Speaker 1: You go look at the video and then get back

1875
01:41:47,680 --> 01:41:49,560
Speaker 1: to me. Feel free to comment and Philip pay to

1876
01:41:49,600 --> 01:41:52,040
Speaker 1: follow me at Elvis Duran on Instagram. But the case

1877
01:41:52,160 --> 01:41:54,640
Speaker 1: is closed. It cannot be reopened. The gavel hit. That's it.

1878
01:41:55,320 --> 01:41:57,639
Speaker 1: Now you can appeal. I don't think Double Jeopardy works

1879
01:41:57,760 --> 01:42:00,240
Speaker 1: that way with this. Yeah, this is not a court

1880
01:42:00,240 --> 01:42:05,639
Speaker 1: of law. What are you talking about. It's a stupid show. Wow,

1881
01:42:05,720 --> 01:42:07,040
Speaker 1: you know we are We put the call out there

1882
01:42:07,080 --> 01:42:10,280
Speaker 1: for people to text us, uh, their stories about having

1883
01:42:10,360 --> 01:42:15,479
Speaker 1: neighbor problems and their apartments and wow, is it terrifying

1884
01:42:15,560 --> 01:42:18,880
Speaker 1: a lot of problems. Yeah, these people, I don't. I

1885
01:42:19,040 --> 01:42:21,080
Speaker 1: feel awful for some of these people and the neighbors

1886
01:42:21,120 --> 01:42:25,000
Speaker 1: who just go overboard. And then we had several texts

1887
01:42:25,120 --> 01:42:29,599
Speaker 1: from people who are in ongoing feuds with their neighbors. Well,

1888
01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:31,400
Speaker 1: they'll wake up at four in the morning and start

1889
01:42:31,520 --> 01:42:34,280
Speaker 1: bouncing balls on the wall just to irritate the people

1890
01:42:34,360 --> 01:42:37,200
Speaker 1: next door with them up. They'll do it like every Well,

1891
01:42:37,200 --> 01:42:39,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, but apparently they asked for it, so

1892
01:42:39,280 --> 01:42:42,760
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on even if they ask

1893
01:42:42,840 --> 01:42:44,479
Speaker 1: for it. Like, get a hold of your karma cloud.

1894
01:42:44,600 --> 01:42:46,120
Speaker 1: You don't want to just be a butt for no

1895
01:42:46,280 --> 01:42:51,439
Speaker 1: reason to people. Yeah, but if it's a long long

1896
01:42:51,800 --> 01:42:55,120
Speaker 1: standing feud, it's like, oh God, what they're doing? Crap

1897
01:42:55,200 --> 01:42:58,519
Speaker 1: back at check. I wonder if they even remember why

1898
01:42:58,600 --> 01:43:02,519
Speaker 1: they're mad at each other, you know, yeah, fraud. If

1899
01:43:02,520 --> 01:43:04,799
Speaker 1: you remember, Lisa used to be an apartment community manager

1900
01:43:04,840 --> 01:43:07,320
Speaker 1: and she also managed condos, and that was every single

1901
01:43:07,439 --> 01:43:10,120
Speaker 1: day was people complaining or this or that, or she

1902
01:43:10,160 --> 01:43:13,240
Speaker 1: would move move somebody out of a unit and go

1903
01:43:13,400 --> 01:43:16,040
Speaker 1: in and you would see they had a problem with

1904
01:43:16,080 --> 01:43:18,560
Speaker 1: the neighbor above them. They would like be pounding the

1905
01:43:18,640 --> 01:43:20,640
Speaker 1: broom on the ceilings where they would knock holes in

1906
01:43:20,720 --> 01:43:23,760
Speaker 1: the ceiling and it was people really get ugly and

1907
01:43:23,960 --> 01:43:28,400
Speaker 1: nasty and mean. So this is pre COVID. Hold on,

1908
01:43:28,479 --> 01:43:31,599
Speaker 1: people were nasty before COVID. Right, hard to believe? Right?

1909
01:43:32,920 --> 01:43:36,640
Speaker 1: Oh wow? Yeah? Once again watching this video, Scottie reacts

1910
01:43:36,760 --> 01:43:40,360
Speaker 1: to being scared and then after the fact he grabs

1911
01:43:40,439 --> 01:43:42,559
Speaker 1: my computer and slings it on the floor. But if

1912
01:43:42,600 --> 01:43:46,160
Speaker 1: he was never scared, that wouldn't have happened, right, No, No,

1913
01:43:47,120 --> 01:43:50,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. If I'm walking down the street with a

1914
01:43:51,000 --> 01:43:54,320
Speaker 1: loaded gun illegally and you scare me and I'll pull

1915
01:43:54,360 --> 01:43:57,439
Speaker 1: it out and shoot someone, it's your fault for scaring me. No,

1916
01:43:57,600 --> 01:43:59,800
Speaker 1: I'm the one who pulled the trigger. Scary, I mean,

1917
01:44:00,080 --> 01:44:02,160
Speaker 1: Scotti pulled the trigger by throwing my computer. I would

1918
01:44:02,200 --> 01:44:04,920
Speaker 1: probably get less time though, But do you really he

1919
01:44:04,960 --> 01:44:12,320
Speaker 1: wouldn't have walked over there and just like when, but

1920
01:44:12,479 --> 01:44:14,719
Speaker 1: he did it. I know, Scottie, he did it on purpose.

1921
01:44:14,800 --> 01:44:18,120
Speaker 1: Yet did you die? I would like to I would

1922
01:44:18,160 --> 01:44:23,240
Speaker 1: like to submit exhibit d oh, I'll do it. Do it?

1923
01:44:24,439 --> 01:44:27,800
Speaker 1: Via your pole at Elvis Duran on Instagram. Please give

1924
01:44:27,840 --> 01:44:30,800
Speaker 1: him a follow via your pole on the instant story.

1925
01:44:30,960 --> 01:44:36,160
Speaker 1: Was this accidental? Yes? Twenty four percent, No, seventy six percent.

1926
01:44:36,479 --> 01:44:41,719
Speaker 1: There you go, Thank you. Let me tell you Instagram

1927
01:44:41,800 --> 01:44:44,720
Speaker 1: poles hold a lot of water. Dud okay, I like

1928
01:44:44,840 --> 01:44:48,960
Speaker 1: how the Instagram pole is exhibit D. Just say what

1929
01:44:49,120 --> 01:44:52,320
Speaker 1: if Scar Scotty had thrown my my computer as he

1930
01:44:52,400 --> 01:44:54,240
Speaker 1: did and hit someone on the head and hurt them.

1931
01:44:54,840 --> 01:44:58,800
Speaker 1: Contribute That's what they call contributory negligence, where you didn't

1932
01:44:58,880 --> 01:45:01,879
Speaker 1: mean to do it, it happened, because if you watch

1933
01:45:01,960 --> 01:45:03,479
Speaker 1: the video, he meant to do it. We gotta move on.

1934
01:45:03,720 --> 01:45:07,160
Speaker 1: You did. Let's go round the room. I'm gonna seep.

1935
01:45:07,160 --> 01:45:09,760
Speaker 1: It's on your minds today. We'll start with you, Scottie.

1936
01:45:12,240 --> 01:45:14,439
Speaker 1: What we never do go to your round the road,

1937
01:45:14,479 --> 01:45:21,639
Speaker 1: but I am today. Oh okay, Well, you know it's funny.

1938
01:45:21,680 --> 01:45:23,439
Speaker 1: The other day my wife thought that there were sprinkles

1939
01:45:23,479 --> 01:45:26,400
Speaker 1: in the in the pantry downstairs. It's like, why are

1940
01:45:26,439 --> 01:45:28,280
Speaker 1: the kids throwing sprinkles all over the place? And I'm like,

1941
01:45:28,320 --> 01:45:30,479
Speaker 1: those are not sprinkles. So I had to set up

1942
01:45:30,479 --> 01:45:32,639
Speaker 1: a little camera to catch the culprit of said sprinkles

1943
01:45:32,680 --> 01:45:35,679
Speaker 1: and it was mouse poop. So we discovered that there's

1944
01:45:35,680 --> 01:45:38,760
Speaker 1: a little friend in the pantry there. Thank you ring

1945
01:45:38,920 --> 01:45:40,920
Speaker 1: camera for catching him, and now I have to figure

1946
01:45:40,960 --> 01:45:44,439
Speaker 1: out how to catch him. Oh humane ways to do it, Scotty. No,

1947
01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:46,519
Speaker 1: that takes too long. No it does. I'm hoping you

1948
01:45:46,560 --> 01:45:51,800
Speaker 1: didn't put sprinkles on your ice cream. So yesterday, while

1949
01:45:51,840 --> 01:45:54,719
Speaker 1: watching Dancing with the Stars, I just noticed how many

1950
01:45:54,800 --> 01:45:58,479
Speaker 1: holiday commercials came on and wrapping paper and trees and

1951
01:45:58,760 --> 01:46:02,639
Speaker 1: lights and shopping. And normally I'm like, oh gosh, it's Halloween.

1952
01:46:02,840 --> 01:46:04,559
Speaker 1: You know, I love my Halloween so much. I don't

1953
01:46:04,560 --> 01:46:07,479
Speaker 1: want to give it up. But yesterday I felt great.

1954
01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:09,160
Speaker 1: I felt like, oh my gosh, I really had a

1955
01:46:09,200 --> 01:46:13,680
Speaker 1: great Halloween month. I undecorated, I redecorated for Thanksgiving. I

1956
01:46:13,840 --> 01:46:16,360
Speaker 1: was in the holiday spirit. I already want to wrap presents.

1957
01:46:16,400 --> 01:46:18,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my gosh, this is so exciting. So

1958
01:46:19,040 --> 01:46:21,680
Speaker 1: I am just going to embrace all holiday and just

1959
01:46:21,840 --> 01:46:26,080
Speaker 1: have fun with it all. Let's good alternative about it.

1960
01:46:29,040 --> 01:46:32,799
Speaker 1: You know, next time you get a mouse in your house, Scotty,

1961
01:46:32,920 --> 01:46:37,599
Speaker 1: just take my computer equipment and slam it on the mouth. Hey,

1962
01:46:37,640 --> 01:46:40,519
Speaker 1: what about you, Froggy, what's on your mind today? You know,

1963
01:46:40,600 --> 01:46:42,760
Speaker 1: it's more along the lines of Danielle. So it does

1964
01:46:43,160 --> 01:46:46,040
Speaker 1: any given holiday, especially towards the end of the year, Halloween,

1965
01:46:46,640 --> 01:46:48,680
Speaker 1: Christmas thinks. I mean, it looks like it threw up

1966
01:46:48,680 --> 01:46:51,879
Speaker 1: in my house. So last night all the Halloween decorations

1967
01:46:51,960 --> 01:46:53,800
Speaker 1: came down, and now it's starting to look like the

1968
01:46:53,840 --> 01:46:55,960
Speaker 1: holidays threw up in our house. And at first I

1969
01:46:56,040 --> 01:46:58,639
Speaker 1: complained about it, but now I realize it's just a festive,

1970
01:46:58,920 --> 01:47:00,920
Speaker 1: nice feeling and it's good to come home too, So

1971
01:47:01,280 --> 01:47:03,760
Speaker 1: no more complaining. I'm happy that the holidays you're here

1972
01:47:03,880 --> 01:47:06,600
Speaker 1: and it is the happy time. A yeah, hand, our

1973
01:47:06,680 --> 01:47:09,120
Speaker 1: studio has been decorated from holidays. Maybe Scotty would have

1974
01:47:09,160 --> 01:47:11,400
Speaker 1: been more relaxed. It wouldn't have thrown my computer on

1975
01:47:11,479 --> 01:47:13,840
Speaker 1: the floor. Hey, Godny, what's up with you? I just

1976
01:47:13,920 --> 01:47:16,200
Speaker 1: wanted to say, speaking of the holidays, happy the volley

1977
01:47:16,360 --> 01:47:20,320
Speaker 1: to all of my brothers and sisters, Auntie's uncles, everybody,

1978
01:47:20,360 --> 01:47:23,280
Speaker 1: Happy the volley, Go enjoy, eat some good food, buy

1979
01:47:23,320 --> 01:47:25,400
Speaker 1: some gold, whatever it is that you do to celebrate.

1980
01:47:25,600 --> 01:47:29,280
Speaker 1: Today is the first day it's exciting you. Buy gold. Yeah, gold,

1981
01:47:29,400 --> 01:47:31,720
Speaker 1: My Mom always says, don't buy yourself something gold. I'm like,

1982
01:47:31,760 --> 01:47:35,320
Speaker 1: you buy me something gold. And so you're ramping up

1983
01:47:35,360 --> 01:47:38,360
Speaker 1: to a Thursday that's big. Thursday is the biggest. Yes,

1984
01:47:38,439 --> 01:47:40,840
Speaker 1: I mean everybody celebrates differently, but for the most part,

1985
01:47:40,920 --> 01:47:42,680
Speaker 1: Thursday is the one that is the most celebrated day.

1986
01:47:42,840 --> 01:47:45,120
Speaker 1: But colorful and so fun and so great. I love it.

1987
01:47:45,400 --> 01:47:48,680
Speaker 1: Hey as scanty, Yeah, what's up. We're entering the time

1988
01:47:48,720 --> 01:47:51,560
Speaker 1: of the year here in the Northeast that where the

1989
01:47:51,720 --> 01:47:54,160
Speaker 1: water from the open water bottles that you leave in

1990
01:47:54,200 --> 01:47:57,479
Speaker 1: your car's cupholder can be drank. Like next time you

1991
01:47:57,560 --> 01:47:59,360
Speaker 1: get in your car, I use because a lot of

1992
01:47:59,400 --> 01:48:02,439
Speaker 1: times you've drink water and you leave the bottle in

1993
01:48:02,520 --> 01:48:05,360
Speaker 1: the in the cupholder and you only drink half. Well,

1994
01:48:05,600 --> 01:48:08,320
Speaker 1: I could come back to three days later and it's

1995
01:48:08,479 --> 01:48:11,200
Speaker 1: the water is fine, Whereas in this extreme heat in

1996
01:48:11,240 --> 01:48:12,800
Speaker 1: the summer, you can't do that. You have to throw

1997
01:48:12,800 --> 01:48:14,599
Speaker 1: the water bottles away. So it's like, oh my god,

1998
01:48:14,600 --> 01:48:16,559
Speaker 1: it's like you left water in the refrigerator, but it's

1999
01:48:16,600 --> 01:48:20,200
Speaker 1: really in your car's cupholder. To say it all right,

2000
01:48:20,840 --> 01:48:24,360
Speaker 1: or you're specifically not supposed to do that, like if

2001
01:48:24,400 --> 01:48:28,120
Speaker 1: water freezes they say, don't drink frozen temperature goes up

2002
01:48:28,120 --> 01:48:30,840
Speaker 1: and down. It's crazy. You're not supposed to drink the water,

2003
01:48:30,880 --> 01:48:35,200
Speaker 1: but get bacteria and water. It's in the refrigerator. I

2004
01:48:35,280 --> 01:48:37,840
Speaker 1: mean you get tadpoles swimming around it? Do you really

2005
01:48:37,880 --> 01:48:39,720
Speaker 1: when we realize is that bad? No, I don't know.

2006
01:48:39,800 --> 01:48:41,439
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not in the four day old

2007
01:48:41,479 --> 01:48:43,720
Speaker 1: water that was sitting in that cupholder. Right, you're gonna

2008
01:48:43,760 --> 01:48:48,400
Speaker 1: you're gonna get the craps as my dad as you say,

2009
01:48:48,400 --> 01:48:52,400
Speaker 1: you're gonna get the scours fur hey produce. You're sad?

2010
01:48:52,439 --> 01:48:54,280
Speaker 1: What's up? So please let me know if this would

2011
01:48:54,360 --> 01:48:57,280
Speaker 1: gross any of you out too. I appreciate that listeners

2012
01:48:57,280 --> 01:48:59,320
Speaker 1: aren't trying to be me and buy. I'm so grossed

2013
01:48:59,360 --> 01:49:01,200
Speaker 1: out when you tell me that William and I look

2014
01:49:01,240 --> 01:49:03,840
Speaker 1: like brother and sister, and I need to politely ask

2015
01:49:03,920 --> 01:49:06,439
Speaker 1: it to stop. I'm sorry I told you that one

2016
01:49:06,640 --> 01:49:10,080
Speaker 1: you did and it grosses me out because I got

2017
01:49:10,160 --> 01:49:12,320
Speaker 1: my hair done yesterday Dina with the pink hair fixed

2018
01:49:12,360 --> 01:49:14,120
Speaker 1: my coloring and I love it. And then William walked

2019
01:49:14,120 --> 01:49:15,800
Speaker 1: into the salon to pick me up, and we have

2020
01:49:16,040 --> 01:49:18,960
Speaker 1: the same hair now like he has these beautiful highlights.

2021
01:49:19,200 --> 01:49:21,880
Speaker 1: And I acknowledge that our hair looks similar, but when

2022
01:49:21,880 --> 01:49:23,360
Speaker 1: I shared a photo of it, people are like, oh,

2023
01:49:23,400 --> 01:49:27,080
Speaker 1: my god, brother's sister, brother's sister. No, our faces look

2024
01:49:27,200 --> 01:49:29,679
Speaker 1: nothing alike. Yes, our hair is similar now, but please

2025
01:49:29,680 --> 01:49:32,040
Speaker 1: stop telling me I'm engaged to my brother. Basically, it

2026
01:49:32,200 --> 01:49:35,479
Speaker 1: is so creepy. I don't like it. Okay, but you

2027
01:49:35,520 --> 01:49:38,160
Speaker 1: know what, sometimes people say, you know owners, dog owners

2028
01:49:38,200 --> 01:49:42,240
Speaker 1: start looking like their dogs a compliment. I don't look

2029
01:49:42,320 --> 01:49:46,040
Speaker 1: like Rocky. You don't look like Rocky. My dog put

2030
01:49:46,040 --> 01:49:51,479
Speaker 1: a hat on. Max, Alex looks like Ali. We're choosing

2031
01:49:51,479 --> 01:49:53,479
Speaker 1: you of sleeping with your brother. Sam would just say

2032
01:49:53,560 --> 01:49:55,040
Speaker 1: sometimes when you're hanging out with each other for a

2033
01:49:55,080 --> 01:49:57,080
Speaker 1: long time, you start to do start to look alike

2034
01:49:57,120 --> 01:49:59,479
Speaker 1: in like fashion and style. Maybe, but he doesn't look

2035
01:49:59,520 --> 01:50:04,880
Speaker 1: like my That's a very different thing, right. Uh. I

2036
01:50:04,960 --> 01:50:08,160
Speaker 1: think we have Nate left right now? Yeah? Yes, see

2037
01:50:08,200 --> 01:50:11,720
Speaker 1: not a Nate. How do you lose weight quickly? I

2038
01:50:11,840 --> 01:50:15,000
Speaker 1: say this because this weekend I have to wear a suit,

2039
01:50:15,240 --> 01:50:17,519
Speaker 1: and I just realized they're all tailored for like pre

2040
01:50:17,680 --> 01:50:20,519
Speaker 1: COVID body. You're not going to lose it by this weekend,

2041
01:50:20,600 --> 01:50:23,880
Speaker 1: so you needn't either go get another suit or starve

2042
01:50:23,920 --> 01:50:30,000
Speaker 1: yourself where you don't starve yourself, you don't don't get banks.

2043
01:50:30,680 --> 01:50:32,559
Speaker 1: By the way, starving yourself is not going to change

2044
01:50:32,600 --> 01:50:35,879
Speaker 1: the suit size by this weekend. But you know what, spanks,

2045
01:50:35,960 --> 01:50:39,920
Speaker 1: I think Gandhi's onto something. Absolutely, I'm not getting a

2046
01:50:39,960 --> 01:50:42,240
Speaker 1: little bit. Okay, you might pass out, but do it

2047
01:50:43,120 --> 01:50:44,880
Speaker 1: and just make sure you have someone with scissors ready

2048
01:50:44,920 --> 01:50:48,080
Speaker 1: to get you out of the jaws of life. Yeah, hey,

2049
01:50:48,160 --> 01:50:50,679
Speaker 1: may I give you around the room? Yeah? Of course.

2050
01:50:51,000 --> 01:50:55,720
Speaker 1: Uh Dia de los Martos is ending today and there

2051
01:50:55,760 --> 01:50:58,439
Speaker 1: are many different ways to observe these days, which I

2052
01:50:58,560 --> 01:51:01,240
Speaker 1: find so colorful and so one full and what a beautiful,

2053
01:51:01,280 --> 01:51:05,080
Speaker 1: beautiful piece of heritage. But I used to share with

2054
01:51:05,160 --> 01:51:07,880
Speaker 1: my friends that were of Mexican descent that lived in

2055
01:51:08,000 --> 01:51:09,960
Speaker 1: Texas with us. And you know, one of the things

2056
01:51:10,040 --> 01:51:13,240
Speaker 1: I love about day of the day is you take

2057
01:51:13,400 --> 01:51:15,640
Speaker 1: a picture of someone you love that you've lost. With me,

2058
01:51:15,760 --> 01:51:17,040
Speaker 1: it's my mom, and I have a picture of my

2059
01:51:17,120 --> 01:51:19,160
Speaker 1: dad as well, put it out there on the table,

2060
01:51:19,479 --> 01:51:22,240
Speaker 1: and then make a dish tonight that each one of

2061
01:51:22,320 --> 01:51:25,840
Speaker 1: them loved. My mother loved. Lobster can't do it because

2062
01:51:25,840 --> 01:51:28,360
Speaker 1: alex is allergic, but she liked other things. My dad

2063
01:51:28,439 --> 01:51:31,080
Speaker 1: loved steak on the grill. So tonight if you will,

2064
01:51:31,280 --> 01:51:33,599
Speaker 1: so when you loved to put their picture out, make

2065
01:51:33,640 --> 01:51:35,920
Speaker 1: a dish that they loved a lot, and then eat

2066
01:51:36,000 --> 01:51:39,280
Speaker 1: it in their honor. Just one little thing. And also

2067
01:51:39,360 --> 01:51:44,920
Speaker 1: watch Cocoa. My entire wedding was based on coco. It

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Speaker 1: really was, and it was a lot of fun. It

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Speaker 1: was fantasy, but it was. It was very, very very

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Speaker 1: moving as well. What a day. As you also get

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Speaker 1: in or you're ramping up to Thursday of Davali. Heritage

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01:51:56,960 --> 01:51:58,879
Speaker 1: is such a great thing, and you know, being Scottish,

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Speaker 1: I gotta be honest and no fence to my fellow

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Speaker 1: Scottish people. Not really quite sure what to do to

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Speaker 1: celebrate my heritage, but I know I have a lot

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Speaker 1: of other heritages in my blame, my my my blood,

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Speaker 1: in my heart, because I grew up with lots of

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Speaker 1: different things anyway, and I'd like to thank your wedding

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Speaker 1: for all the wonderful Day of the Dead things in

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Speaker 1: my day of the dead room. Because she stole my wedding.

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Speaker 1: I was showing Sam when she was here. I'm like Sam,

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Speaker 1: this room furnished by Elvis is wedding. It looks great, Elvis,

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Speaker 1: so nicely decorated. Well, I'm glad you guys enjoyed it

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Speaker 1: was That was the whole point, you know. It was flowers,

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Speaker 1: it was color, it was movement. It was amazing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and so yeah, if you don't know much of a

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Speaker 1: know what, there are things that you can pick and

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Speaker 1: shoes out of other other modes of heritage and make

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Speaker 1: We golf and we drink. I'm not quite sure we

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Speaker 1: have castles. I don't have kilts. I don't know, hagas.

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Speaker 1: I have a thing. I don't want to spoil it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you what it is. But

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Speaker 1: I have thing for you for a gift that has

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Speaker 1: to do with your Scottish heritage. Oh, good Scotch egg.

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Speaker 1: You'll find out when I give it to you. I'm

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Speaker 1: very excited. You guys. You've had Scotch eggs before, right,

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Speaker 1: I have not. Oh you take an egg, you a

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Speaker 1: hard boiled egg, and then you pack it with sausage

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Speaker 1: and then you've bread it and fry it. And it's

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Speaker 1: a nice bar tree. So good again Scottish, We're at

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Speaker 1: the bar. Hello, We've got bagpipes, we've got kilts, we've

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Speaker 1: got whiskey, we've got scotch tape. No, there you go,

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Speaker 1: that's all we have. Let's get into the three things

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Speaker 1: we need to know from Gandhi. Gandhi, What is going on?

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