Speaker 1: Look man, Oh I see you? Why why look over there?
Speaker 1: How is that nulture? Yes? Goodness, let's call how are
Speaker 1: you doing to night Bell House? All right? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: oh I guess we should say ding dong last cultures calling.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Um, hi guys, thank you for coming
Speaker 1: to I don't think so honey live. My name is
Speaker 1: Matt Rogers. My name is Bowen Yang. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm leaving. No, I'm something living. Who here listens to
Speaker 1: the podcast? By chance? About a pause? Great? Very nice?
Speaker 1: Who here does not? They're just they just came out
Speaker 1: to the Bellhouse. Yeah, well, John, let the girl who
Speaker 1: doesn't listen to the podcast get like the best seat.
Speaker 1: Hell this woman? Oh my god? Wow, Well we're lost.
Speaker 1: Culture Rests. Usually we're just a very low concept pop
Speaker 1: culture podcast, very unstructured, very loose. Um. People either feel
Speaker 1: like they're listening in on like at a conversation at
Speaker 1: a party, but that conversation is like, um, it's stupid,
Speaker 1: it's stupid. Yeah, we call ourselves culture restas. I don't
Speaker 1: like watch Game of Thrones, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: there's like a lot of blind spots. I haven't seen
Speaker 1: the sound of music. Yeah, that's crazy. But like, but
Speaker 1: at this point, Matt is like actively not watched, like
Speaker 1: does will not watch it as it goes by like
Speaker 1: this and this is that true? Like the back hour,
Speaker 1: the back half is like really thrilling, like the They're
Speaker 1: escaping Austria. It's like, really cool. I went through a
Speaker 1: lot of my life not knowing that was about Nazis.
Speaker 1: And also you know that you know, you know the
Speaker 1: play Cabaret, the play. Didn't know that was about Nazis
Speaker 1: too until I was seeing it. And let me tell
Speaker 1: you something. It gets very dark in the second half.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, shockingly so we lose people in that musical. Um,
Speaker 1: you're surprised. What's been going on? We we don't have
Speaker 1: any banter prepared, truly. This is like as blind as
Speaker 1: we're going into something like it's been a very busy
Speaker 1: month for us. We were in l A, Los Angeles
Speaker 1: or the City of Angels, city goes by three names.
Speaker 1: That was very fun. We came here. Um with RuPaul's
Speaker 1: Dragons season finale last night. We have a winner who's
Speaker 1: happy with the results. Who did you want? We talked
Speaker 1: to Asian on the phone today. She really did, We
Speaker 1: really did that's true. Um, she's got she's the best,
Speaker 1: she's the best, she's doing great. Um I first off,
Speaker 1: but here's the thing for those good except like insect
Speaker 1: aside for those of you who don't know which we
Speaker 1: buy off the shelf. Um. For those of you don't
Speaker 1: know this, drag Queen. Last night at RuPaul's Draggers finale,
Speaker 1: try to do this reveal with butterflies and they all
Speaker 1: came out either disobedient or dead. And everyone's like up
Speaker 1: in arms about her killing all these butterflies. But it's like, bitch,
Speaker 1: bugs are not animals. They're not animals. We unfortunately physically
Speaker 1: like taxonomically not animals. I said, if you have eaten
Speaker 1: one Hamburger in your life and you're upset about those butterflies,
Speaker 1: you can go fund yourself. Like if you're upset about
Speaker 1: bugs dying, go like fucking protests to the rain like
Speaker 1: it's not it's not a is not a bugs friend.
Speaker 1: That's so yeah. But we did do we did do
Speaker 1: our little costume reveals like to I guess give a
Speaker 1: nod to the many revealers we've seen in drag Race
Speaker 1: this season. So you guys loved it, You guys loved you.
Speaker 1: Guys love that. We loved that. Um what else? What else?
Speaker 1: Guys were were tapped? We are I just took a
Speaker 1: forty five minute lift here and it was I almost
Speaker 1: got sick in the car. Do you guys get sick
Speaker 1: in cars? Hell? Yeah, queen go off. Um like we said,
Speaker 1: no prepared beds, prepared beds. Oh this is this is
Speaker 1: something um I um, I bought. I bought it toy
Speaker 1: and it's I thought I was being reasonable with like
Speaker 1: the dimensions of it. And honey, I I that girth
Speaker 1: is too girthy. Girl on this, you have to be specific,
Speaker 1: not everyone else. He bought a toy that you put
Speaker 1: up your button. And first of all, you know this
Speaker 1: is not even this is not a full fledge. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. But sex shop workers, like you
Speaker 1: would think, would like not have to be aloof like
Speaker 1: you would think that they would just be like. This
Speaker 1: is not a respectability politicking about sex sho sex shop workers.
Speaker 1: But like I I came across some cold retail. They
Speaker 1: weren't like, they weren't communicative. She was like this this
Speaker 1: This lady was like um uh so uh yeah, just
Speaker 1: make sure you wash with soap and water, especially if
Speaker 1: you transfer between partners. I was like, yeah, I know. Also,
Speaker 1: it's not going between partners, honey, this is I have
Speaker 1: a monogamous relations and ship with my fucking toys. Um. Anyway, um,
Speaker 1: it's Pride month. I don't know if you guys know this,
Speaker 1: but um, I wrote a little bit of a pride
Speaker 1: and thing. Should I do it? Okay? Okay everyone, everyone,
Speaker 1: let's let's let's let's everyone, let's set it be here
Speaker 1: we go. I've been trying to look like fierce and
Speaker 1: I trip over the fucking wire. Ok Okay. So um
Speaker 1: this is based on a real text thread that I
Speaker 1: had between all my friends trying to make plans for Pride. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're all going to create the music. Hi'm indy together? Um,
Speaker 1: everyone like, cooperate with me here? Ready? Wait, hold on?
Speaker 1: Is someone filming this? Okay? Okay, all right, here we go. Ready, Yeah,
Speaker 1: get all gay in your foot here we go. Be
Speaker 1: a bitch to your friends, Be a bitch to your
Speaker 1: closest friends. This pride alien Nate. All your closest friends
Speaker 1: are being a bitch to them. Hey, hey shake your
Speaker 1: bitchy ass, Hey, hey shake your bitchy face. Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: shake your bitchy dick. Hey hey shake it all around. Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: be a bit to your closest friends. This pride very good.
Speaker 1: That's it, that's it. Um, you know Matt, Matt, his face, Matt.
Speaker 1: I think Matt's sort of um and promoters that he
Speaker 1: is in need. He's a seasonal comedian. Like he does
Speaker 1: a solo show that's about Christmas that he can only
Speaker 1: do in December. He does, he writes songs that can
Speaker 1: only be sung in June, like that one. But I
Speaker 1: think I think that's good. Like you know who I'm
Speaker 1: texting with about it. Jens Monsoon, winner of season five
Speaker 1: of RuPaul's Dragons, who loves it and says we're gonna
Speaker 1: get in the studio, not in just one year. So
Speaker 1: loves how the biz works. Guys, who's ready for some
Speaker 1: of my own things? So honey is so so fun. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: we usually have bring a guest on. Usually it's a
Speaker 1: net Benning up played by Peter Smith. Peter Smith is
Speaker 1: playing Um Peter Pan upstate, so they cannot be with
Speaker 1: us tonight. Our guest bookwork, Our guests bookwork, and we
Speaker 1: don't and we do not decidedly not. And I believe
Speaker 1: famous comedian who doesn't book Pat Regan just shouted yes
Speaker 1: from back, she's shouting us comedian with no credits are
Speaker 1: projects as a show solidarity? Okay, so we're gonna do
Speaker 1: some I don't think so honeyes and I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey is a one minute allotment of time to
Speaker 1: go off on something that is getting your goat and
Speaker 1: culture right, something you don't like in pop culture, something
Speaker 1: that makes you say, oh bitch, if only I had
Speaker 1: a stage I was, I would scream about that thing, hony.
Speaker 1: And this is actually fifty comedians opportunity to really do
Speaker 1: just that. And who's been to I don't think so
Speaker 1: honey before I don't awesome. Alright, so we're actually gonna
Speaker 1: demo a couple I don't think so honey for you. Now,
Speaker 1: before we do, let's explain the options of your I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. So you can either comment with
Speaker 1: a pre prepared topic that you've decided you have to
Speaker 1: rant about and take the stage into your thing, or Honey,
Speaker 1: you can take from the troll ball, which we've written. Yes,
Speaker 1: give it up for the troll ball. Troll Ball, the
Speaker 1: these are beloved pop culture topics that would be very
Speaker 1: hard to talk about, but you must um so. Some
Speaker 1: past examples have included, uh, Julie Andrews, Princess Diana, Robert Mueller,
Speaker 1: beloved figures, beloved figures, and you have to go negative
Speaker 1: on them. I'll tell them to take it a long time.
Speaker 1: Some of the some of the draws are devastating in
Speaker 1: l A, you'll listen what we're gonna release that episode soon.
Speaker 1: I as a demo. I got Sandra, Oh is mine tragic?
Speaker 1: So it's the hardest moment of my life. And but
Speaker 1: now we're gonna switch it up. So we're gonna demo both.
Speaker 1: I'll do a pre select when Matt's gonna do a
Speaker 1: trouball pick. I am gonna get the clock ready. Everyone,
Speaker 1: please welcome Bow and Yang to the mic. Great Bow
Speaker 1: and Yang, you have a pre selected I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey, topic gets excellent, Okay, Bow and Yang, you're
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey times arts now, I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey. Tattoos bitch, yeah, yeah yeah. If I
Speaker 1: wanted to have metallic liquid, to have little bits of
Speaker 1: chromium and lead and titanium oxide injected in my skin.
Speaker 1: I would go find a robot to fuck me up
Speaker 1: the ass. Raw look tattoos. I'm not gonna go down
Speaker 1: to some parlor arm barry and give my money to
Speaker 1: some Nazi sympathizer named Topaz who was radicalized by cat
Speaker 1: Vonde looks. Everyone's like, oh, they're so symbolic. No, if
Speaker 1: you want symbolism, go read East of Eating. If you
Speaker 1: want symbolism. If you need a tattoo of an oak
Speaker 1: tree on your clavical to remind you that you contain multitudes, no,
Speaker 1: you're too obvious. That makes you a human acrostic poem. Honey,
Speaker 1: So I don't think so. Even if you have ironic
Speaker 1: tattoos like a bowl of stoop on you, I hope
Speaker 1: you struggle soon. I don't think so many people who
Speaker 1: have tattoos. We get it. You studied abroad. That's one minute.
Speaker 1: We got a towpas, you studied abroad. That can't be
Speaker 1: your Christian name, that can be no government name. Jesus. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that is a pre selected I don't think so, Honey,
Speaker 1: had some that was amazing. You guys feeling rubbed up
Speaker 1: by that? Now, let's walk whose tattoos guess you're guess
Speaker 1: you're wrong. No, no, no, just kidding. I love tattoos.
Speaker 1: I just don't know what I would get on myself. Everyone,
Speaker 1: please give it up for Matt Rogers. Matt Rogers, you
Speaker 1: are picking from the trouble is yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm very anxious about this. Okay, sorry in advance, Sorry
Speaker 1: in advance, Matt Rodgers. Maybe your trouble pick is diversity.
Speaker 1: Matt Rodgers, I don't think so many time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, diversity because now we know
Speaker 1: what it is, so like now we have to, like, um,
Speaker 1: do something about it, like um. What I mean by
Speaker 1: that is like we shouldn't have to fix it. It It
Speaker 1: should already be fixed from the beginning of time, honey.
Speaker 1: It should already have been diverse. You look at this lineup.
Speaker 1: It is diverse, and nobody had to tell us to
Speaker 1: No one had to tell us the diversity our ship.
Speaker 1: It just was your motherfucker, Oh, you white people who
Speaker 1: never didn't get it before. Fucking you. You should have
Speaker 1: been diverse from the beginning. I don't think so, honey, diversity.
Speaker 1: The word is too long. I like short words like that, dum.
Speaker 1: I like short words like bug I don't think so
Speaker 1: honey diversity, it's just diversity. I don't think so honey diversity.
Speaker 1: You rhyme with adversity and I don't see adversity. I
Speaker 1: only see success. And that's one minute. Give it up
Speaker 1: for Matt Rogers everyone, wow, bitch, I had I don't
Speaker 1: think so any diversity. You give it the funk up. Thanks.
Speaker 1: So there you go. That was a tough one, Matt.
Speaker 1: That was tough. How do you not tell me you
Speaker 1: put diversity in the You said, you said you put
Speaker 1: diversity in film, which I don't know how that's differ.
Speaker 1: Needed to broaden the scope of diversity as a concept
Speaker 1: as a concept didn't have to be ethnic, didn't have
Speaker 1: to be you know, gendered, or that's true. It could
Speaker 1: have been biological diversity like plant life. Absolutely. I got
Speaker 1: a three on API environmental science. And some of my
Speaker 1: girls that were in that class with me all here tonight,
Speaker 1: stand up, ladies. They definitely won't stand. They won't stand up.
Speaker 1: I gotta three on that. Yeah, not good, three for um,
Speaker 1: three for like a fallback science. Not everyone was like
Speaker 1: almost a doctor, Yeah, like yeah, I was almost a doctor.
Speaker 1: He was, did you know he was almost a doctor
Speaker 1: at the pod. Great, guys, who's ready for some more?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Honey's that's great. And of course
Speaker 1: when we say guys, it's not gender. No no, get
Speaker 1: mad at him, get mad at him. Um, guy's a
Speaker 1: shorthand for ladies and gentlemen. And MB's wow, he's really
Speaker 1: sinking in front of everyone, and he was almost a doctor.
Speaker 1: You guys, everyone, please welcome our first group. This first
Speaker 1: group is called Marion Morris. Please welcome Gradit title man.
Speaker 1: What are you welcome? Michael Fox, Patty Harrison, Yes, Amy Simmon.
Speaker 1: Finally is she here? Rosebud? All right, your mother fuck
Speaker 1: Riss is granted titleman to the Mike Grata. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much, Thank you, thank you, thank you. Going to
Speaker 1: be pre selected or trollball? You know, I thought of
Speaker 1: a really good pre selected back there just now, But
Speaker 1: I'm going to stick to my guns. This is my
Speaker 1: fourth time, fourth time doing this and fourth times the bowl. Baby.
Speaker 1: But waitution what if I don't know it? Because well
Speaker 1: we've said a press in the past for if the
Speaker 1: person doesn't know, I have it in my hands and
Speaker 1: you do know it. Oh my god, I'm literally I'm peeing.
Speaker 1: This is topical, hon What is it? I don't it's
Speaker 1: your topic is I don't think so, honey, Cynthia Nixon
Speaker 1: and your time time starts now. I don't think so, Honny.
Speaker 1: Cynthia Nixon running for fucking governor, bitch, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: You're an actress. You are my number one woman on
Speaker 1: sex and the city, and that is who you stay.
Speaker 1: You do not get to become a politician. You do
Speaker 1: not get to become a human. You are simply Miranda.
Speaker 1: And all that I care about is seeing you fucked
Speaker 1: that lonely bartender and living in gorgeous Bradstone in Boklyn.
Speaker 1: I want to see you, sir, pipe beast looks all
Speaker 1: over Brooklyn nights. I want to know. I love it now.
Speaker 1: You're happy with your wife. That is beautiful. But that's
Speaker 1: all I need to know. Okay, watch you raise Brady.
Speaker 1: I want to watch you running in the winter to
Speaker 1: carry when she's sad. I want to watch you get
Speaker 1: ship along. You're de sexualized by your friends but us importantly,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, any Cynthia Nixon, because no one
Speaker 1: identifies with you, and that's one man. Cynthia Nixon granted title.
Speaker 1: Mind everyone and sailing points. Welcome to the mic. Mica Fox,
Speaker 1: Mica Fox, looking like the look thank you? What do
Speaker 1: we think control? Bulling it or pre selecting it? I
Speaker 1: have to pre select God, this is Mica Foxes. I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey, her time starts now. I don't
Speaker 1: think so eels. You're fucking revolting. Okay, you're a goddamn
Speaker 1: abomination of the sea and you have to be stopped.
Speaker 1: Why couldn't you be a bald eagle and just die
Speaker 1: in the ocean and drown. You are disgusting, You are disgusting.
Speaker 1: You are what a snake fox? At last, call Sonny seconds?
Speaker 1: Did I funk that heel? No? No, I didn't. It's
Speaker 1: got the face of a Bronto source and the body
Speaker 1: of a tablerone. No, no, I don't think so eel.
Speaker 1: And they're always looking like you're SI. You gotta smile
Speaker 1: about your head smaller than your body. You're like when
Speaker 1: a penis's head is smaller than the ship. And second
Speaker 1: it's look like you're covered in a condom. I don't
Speaker 1: think so No, I got five. I wouldn't suck that
Speaker 1: he'll ever, No, no, no, and here comes and eel herself. Patty,
Speaker 1: here go off off, come on il they love as
Speaker 1: an eel as an eel. I'm I'm shivering right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got so hard to hear, Patty? What's it going
Speaker 1: to be? I want to I want to do the ball.
Speaker 1: I think the ball is very popular. This is the
Speaker 1: first for you. Okay? Excited for this, Patty Harrison, you are?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Trollball topic is Megan just
Speaker 1: of Sussex. Wait, I don't know. I don't know a
Speaker 1: lot of you don't know. No, wait, do you really
Speaker 1: want to move on? Do you want to do something else?
Speaker 1: You don't know her? Make a mark you don't know her? Okay, no, okay,
Speaker 1: this one's more well known than like a princess. I
Speaker 1: guess you're I don't think sony. Trollball topic is iconic,
Speaker 1: Miss Piggy. Oh, this is gonna be really hard. Okay,
Speaker 1: And this is Patty Harrisons. I don't think everyone of
Speaker 1: your time starts now. I don't think so any Miss Piggy. No, no,
Speaker 1: A little pig woman with blonde hair? Why do you
Speaker 1: have that blonde hair? Why does she have to Baila
Speaker 1: Trair is always blown out in full bailage. Give her
Speaker 1: straight across, tiny art bangs. Give her bushwick bangs, jet
Speaker 1: black hair, white purple tips. Give her a little triangle tattoo.
Speaker 1: I actually this is really hard for me. I love
Speaker 1: Miss Piggy and I frame my whole womanhood around her.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, and her face is so ugly. Her
Speaker 1: nose as a circle that has two black holes in it,
Speaker 1: and that's like a natural A no should be a
Speaker 1: long shaft with two little downward turnholes. They should never,
Speaker 1: I think was ever. I don't think so any, Miss Piggy,
Speaker 1: because Kermit has no discernible genitalia. How many five? I
Speaker 1: don't think so any, Miss Piggy, because there's no dick
Speaker 1: too funck on Kerma unless he has a cloaca, and
Speaker 1: to be all about him is insane. Bad airs. Wow, wow,
Speaker 1: very good the iconic Miss Piggy. And now please welcome
Speaker 1: to the mic Amyn. Yes, okay, so what do you
Speaker 1: think are we going to do the troll ball which
Speaker 1: has been popular tonight? It's my first rodeo so um
Speaker 1: so I was I was going to go pre selected.
Speaker 1: If you're obliged, My George, he's I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Trends
Speaker 1: absolutely not, bitch. Okay, I'm done with all that ship.
Speaker 1: You want me to change just a little bit every
Speaker 1: couple of months. I don't think so, honey. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. I'm keeping up with every single thing
Speaker 1: happening at every single moment. You want me to get
Speaker 1: into bell sleeves, No can do, Darling, no can do.
Speaker 1: I'm happy with my Now see a little boot cut
Speaker 1: in my structure jacket. Okay. I am busy preparing myself
Speaker 1: for the apocalypse. I need to beats in better shape. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have to run a mile in under thirteen minutes. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't have time to figure out the cutout situation
Speaker 1: in the top of a dress. That doesn't make sense, honey. Okay,
Speaker 1: We're in capitalist free fall and I cannot pay attention
Speaker 1: to the trends. Honey, my seconds one minute, Amy's ebber?
Speaker 1: That was Amy's name? Or no, thank you trend now,
Speaker 1: rosebud Baker, Okay, what do you think about the bullet
Speaker 1: or the pre st I have something to get off
Speaker 1: my chest, so it's pre selected. My voice is like,
Speaker 1: I don't think honey, the rasp and then her time starts. Now, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson
Speaker 1: I fucking cannot deal with them. First of all, Arianna
Speaker 1: looks like Barbie before they made her normal. Okay. Pete
Speaker 1: Davidson is a skull faced scary man. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: All right, Arianna belongs with Thor, Okay, with Thor the character.
Speaker 1: She should be married to Thor, and she's marrying a
Speaker 1: stretched out Kendall that is that was left in the
Speaker 1: Kilnen too long. Anyway, I can't know absolutely. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. I don't think so, honey. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I've lost my place I got, I got sucked up,
Speaker 1: all right, I don't think so. If it was Christmas,
Speaker 1: if you were a little girl and you got a
Speaker 1: Barbie doll that looked like Ariana Grande and you gotta
Speaker 1: fucking ken that looks like Pete Davidson, you would fucking cry.
Speaker 1: That's one man. Give it up for the Baron Morris group,
Speaker 1: Brenda title Man like a Fox, Patty Harrison, Sammeron Rosebud Bacon, Goodbye, Maren's. Wow,
Speaker 1: we're up to a very hot start here. Please welcome
Speaker 1: this next group, which is called constant Vigilance. Please give
Speaker 1: it up for Kevin Allison, come by for Desmond four,
Speaker 1: damn it up for Josh Gondleman, give it up for
Speaker 1: one Julio Torres add a new addition to the night,
Speaker 1: Miss Catherine Cole. Yes, honey, yes honey, all right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Kevin Allison, it's up to you. Oh, she's
Speaker 1: got papers, she got papers. Sixty fucking seconds. I need
Speaker 1: my paper. Yeah, so this is pretty selected. That would
Speaker 1: be such a gag if he threw the paper, it
Speaker 1: was like trillable. We've had some fun fake outs, we've
Speaker 1: had some fun. Face would be like, Kevin Allison, this
Speaker 1: is his I don't think so honey. His time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. People who get through an
Speaker 1: entire I don't think so honey without at least saying
Speaker 1: it once, like I don't think so oh, don't think
Speaker 1: so honey. Different, different, I mean you gotta get a
Speaker 1: little variety in it, Like you could try the squeaky confused.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, or maybe the sultry I
Speaker 1: don't think so seconds, or you could try it like
Speaker 1: that that straight guy that Margaret Show is dating who
Speaker 1: just threw the words away and was like, baby, I
Speaker 1: think differently seconds. But the point is, if you're going
Speaker 1: for a get a little, I don't think so into it,
Speaker 1: or I don't think so. And that's I hope the
Speaker 1: industry was here. Those impressions were. That was a good real,
Speaker 1: real if unreal. Alright, everyone give it up for Desmond
Speaker 1: floor Okay, shut okay, sut okay, shirt o, god, thank you.
Speaker 1: What do we think about the trouble versus pre selected topics?
Speaker 1: I'm going to do pre select Okay, it's been in
Speaker 1: my horn. It for on your horn. Nice. This is
Speaker 1: Desmond Thorn's I don't think so, honey. His time starts new. Greetings,
Speaker 1: white people, this one's for you, because some of y'all
Speaker 1: still think it's fine and dandy to be saying nigga
Speaker 1: just because it's part of a song lyrics. See now,
Speaker 1: every time I go to a party, I do what
Speaker 1: I like to call the gold Digger lit miss test,
Speaker 1: because every time my song comes on, white folks me
Speaker 1: standing like this and they about happened to a game.
Speaker 1: But that was Dutch, just whitenes same na because white
Speaker 1: and the same white and the same ninga. But let
Speaker 1: me tell you if I don't hear you singing in
Speaker 1: the radio edit version, the version where he says, but
Speaker 1: she and messed someone no broke broke, I'm coming for you.
Speaker 1: I'm coming for you, and my white girl come to
Speaker 1: the mark concept was a perfect example, and it's crazy
Speaker 1: that people thought it was like wrong for him to
Speaker 1: test her. White people test us every single fucking day.
Speaker 1: If a pultzic rise Winna hip hop ours when he
Speaker 1: tests that young woman at his own concert at testing
Speaker 1: by the way, I think you can do. So good night, everybody,
Speaker 1: now please get it up for Josh gondal Man. Hello,
Speaker 1: gotta love it, gotta love it. Alright, So what do
Speaker 1: you think here? I'm gonna go pre selected. I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey. You are, you're ready, You're ready. I
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Okay, this is Josh Donalmans. I don't think
Speaker 1: so Honey's time starts now. I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: Every movie having every superhero and like I will say
Speaker 1: right off the bat, I don't like superhero movies because
Speaker 1: I don't care about them, even though I look like
Speaker 1: I don't like superhero movies because I care so much
Speaker 1: about him. But now especially there's every movie is a
Speaker 1: Marvel movie and all the superheroes are all together and
Speaker 1: it's weird, like spend some time alone, learned to love yourself,
Speaker 1: or make some new friends. Branch out every Marvel superheroes
Speaker 1: like the guy who only hangs out with the six
Speaker 1: dudes he knows from high school. The Avengers even sounds
Speaker 1: like a high school click, like were the Avengers we
Speaker 1: all got caught from varsity football together. If I wanted
Speaker 1: to see Mark Ruffalo bring down a bunch of monsters,
Speaker 1: I'd watch Spotlight where he takes on the Boston Archds.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna surf that one out five seconds. Uh
Speaker 1: oh uh. Just give me a quirky psychological thriller or
Speaker 1: a biopic about someone whose life we haven't already been
Speaker 1: force fed the details of side note. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Steve jobs, Josh got him and he threw a quick
Speaker 1: Steve everyone kindly, welcome to the stage. Hullo Taurres, Hello him.
Speaker 1: Matt H. Bowen. By the way, Julio sent me a
Speaker 1: text before I got here saying should I look hot
Speaker 1: or cute? And I said hot? We can. It's a
Speaker 1: great it's success. Thank you. What do we think? What
Speaker 1: do we think? Um? Uh no, I have been waiting
Speaker 1: for this moment. Okay, this is it sounds like it.
Speaker 1: This is RELI tourists. I don't think so many time
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so, honey. Little girls who
Speaker 1: for Halloween they said that they're going to be mermaids
Speaker 1: before a tail, they were a little skirt, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, sweetie, you're not a mermaid. You're a
Speaker 1: little girl with too much makeup in a skirt. If
Speaker 1: I can see your little sketchers, you're not a mermaid.
Speaker 1: Commit to it. Commit to it. Drag your body or
Speaker 1: find a paper mache rock with wheels for your mommy
Speaker 1: can wheel you around. It's just like like, you know
Speaker 1: how in American films when they go to a foreign country,
Speaker 1: foreign people speak English in a broken accent. It's sort
Speaker 1: of equivalent of that I speak Spanish and I don't
Speaker 1: speak Spanish to my sea, like when is our abuela
Speaker 1: coming home? Do good representation and just just drag your
Speaker 1: body and also no sequence. I think I think I'm done.
Speaker 1: I think I'm done. Julio Taures dragging little girls and
Speaker 1: now please welcome to the microphone. X k. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: so shy. She gets very shy. She gets very shy.
Speaker 1: Stop what's what? What are we thinking? It's pussal, This
Speaker 1: is Kathkos. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. My dreams, no, baby. Why
Speaker 1: are my dreams making me dream that I have sex
Speaker 1: reverse cow girl style with Eminem and liked it? No
Speaker 1: my dreams, No my dreams. Why do my dreams make
Speaker 1: me dream that I try to have sex with a
Speaker 1: tripod but it don't go in? No my dreams, No
Speaker 1: my dreams. Why am my dreams? Am I still in
Speaker 1: high school? Why am I failing a chemistry test? Why
Speaker 1: am I trying to be on Broadway? The only people
Speaker 1: on Broadway? There's three people and they're all named Tyler.
Speaker 1: No my dreams, No my dreams. Why do my dreams
Speaker 1: make me dream that my ex boyfriend got married? No
Speaker 1: my dreams. Know when someone has been with me, they're
Speaker 1: not allowed to be with anyone else after me, And
Speaker 1: that's what the government says. No, my dreams. Why when
Speaker 1: I'm in my dreams, do I wake up with my
Speaker 1: fists my name in my fist like a stressed out
Speaker 1: little bugs. No, my dreams, No, my dreams, my dreams.
Speaker 1: Give it after this group, constant vigilance. Kevin else has
Speaker 1: been trus very shy. Katherine Cohen, Oh, Kathy trying trying
Speaker 1: to fuck a tripod that has to be Freudian. No,
Speaker 1: my dream, my dream Everyone, please welcome our next group,
Speaker 1: People of the Worlds. Give it up for Rebecca vigil
Speaker 1: Give it up for Zach Simmerman. Addition, give it up
Speaker 1: for Peter Valentis, give it up for Kathleen Ormne, and
Speaker 1: give it up for Stephen. People of the world, my god.
Speaker 1: All right, and first to the mic is ms Rebecca Virgil,
Speaker 1: who got paper? She's got paper and crushed Velton. Here
Speaker 1: we go, bitch. The crowd hated this room. Oh this
Speaker 1: is gonna be I hope you've been watching the news.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I try to avoid it at all costs.
Speaker 1: This is a bright spot which is not good for you. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're I don't think so, honey. Trollball topic is recent
Speaker 1: primary winner Alexandria Costo Cortez at your time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Your name is too long
Speaker 1: for white people today. Okay. Also, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: How dare you? How fucking dare you be twenty eight
Speaker 1: and already in Congress? You know what this fix was doing?
Speaker 1: Getting it? D u? I okay, And I'm a second.
Speaker 1: I was not driving under the influence of making them
Speaker 1: Erica a better place to live. I was funny people's
Speaker 1: lives in danger, Okay, bitch. Also, Bronx, Bronx really in
Speaker 1: seconds Bronx. Now the Bronx is great. Um, But seriously, though,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Five seconds to five seconds, I
Speaker 1: got two more fucking hours of this ship that I
Speaker 1: can rip off. No, but congratulations, I'm very excited for her.
Speaker 1: Rebecca vigil an expert. I don't think so, honey. Right there,
Speaker 1: she did the assign, did the assignment assign ripped that
Speaker 1: woman apart, ten out of tan and now please welcome
Speaker 1: God bless him for filling in. He has a show
Speaker 1: out tomorrow at the Duplex. Yes, hi, check about stop
Speaker 1: un women's departments, come on, unicle. Alright, So, so what's
Speaker 1: in your mind? What's in your heart? I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: pre selected as of uh Bowen's d M today at
Speaker 1: three o'clock, when I was like, this is a no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I love you. This is because everyone's I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey. As time starts now, I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: Street festivals, we discovered shelter, but let's build a two
Speaker 1: day Hooverville gets sunburnt and pay too much for sangria.
Speaker 1: What have you been in a store and thought this
Speaker 1: is nice, but let's do it in a crosswalk. You
Speaker 1: think you're hot ship street festivals, you're humid. Ship tiptoe
Speaker 1: like I'm in the board game. Don't wake daddy, and
Speaker 1: Daddy is my overactive sweat glands. I sweat like a
Speaker 1: cute boy just texted me. So I texted my friend
Speaker 1: that cute boy just texted me. And when I look
Speaker 1: at my phone, I've sent that text to the cute boy.
Speaker 1: The steaks are too high street festivals. If you have
Speaker 1: a bad winter, it's on winter. Have a bad time
Speaker 1: at a street festival, it's on you. And as a
Speaker 1: gay man, if I don't have mimosas in hand by
Speaker 1: one o'clock, I get in trouble. And the worst thing
Speaker 1: about street festivals summer in generals, I can't wear my
Speaker 1: Jeane jacket. The source of my personality. That's ever manutiful
Speaker 1: bit beautiful. Now please welcome to the microphone, Peter. Yes,
Speaker 1: I love high. Yes, good luck. Look talk to us
Speaker 1: about the bull versus the pre selected topics. Where's your
Speaker 1: head at, Tony? So I feel like, because it's my
Speaker 1: first time, yeah, I should really risk it all with
Speaker 1: the bull, Peter. Nothing to lose, Nothing to lose your
Speaker 1: first time? Okay, I thought that was like a cute joke,
Speaker 1: but it really it really made no sense anyway. Your
Speaker 1: you can't nail at every single time anyway. Your trouble.
Speaker 1: Topic is the actress extraordinaire Catherine Keener. No, I don't
Speaker 1: know her. All right, we're gonna draw another one. That's
Speaker 1: but I'm not lying. She plays probably tell me something
Speaker 1: if you want. She would play like a really good therapist,
Speaker 1: hypnotest hypot This actress is quite famous. Your I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Topic is Sally Fields, and you remind
Speaker 1: me of a film she was Steel Magnolia's Mrs Doutfire.
Speaker 1: I love it, hate me. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's fine. Should be doing should be? Do you want
Speaker 1: to go in one more time? Bitch? Or I can
Speaker 1: that crowd? We're here, we're here, Okay, here we go
Speaker 1: your I don't think so honey. Top is the beloved
Speaker 1: Carrie Fisher. Okay, Princess Leiah, you know God, Peter, I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. On Carrie Fisher. As time starts now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Being a princess in a movie,
Speaker 1: Carrie Fisher, she acts like she was all great because
Speaker 1: she had sex with her brother or something in a film.
Speaker 1: But that's what I do all the time. Hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: your hair looked good. I'll give you that, okay, But
Speaker 1: you're also you know, you got you you got like
Speaker 1: a life where you don't have that hair. And I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. You're gonna do that in a movie.
Speaker 1: You're gonna do that in light. You have to do
Speaker 1: it all. Also, the white dress, it wasn't that hot,
Speaker 1: Like it was cool, but it wasn't that great. Listen,
Speaker 1: Carrie Fisher, m you are beloved by a world is
Speaker 1: also a bunch of nerds. I don't like Star Wars, bitch.
Speaker 1: I don't like the whole culture and Carrie Fisher, you
Speaker 1: are a queen to these people and seconds, um, I
Speaker 1: love you. You're great, Um, thank you for your contributions
Speaker 1: to American culture. And uh, I don't think so, honey. Also,
Speaker 1: that's what man may don't work. He may don't work
Speaker 1: all the time. That's a that's a weird give it
Speaker 1: up for Kathleen? Are that? Would? I love you? Kathleen? Wow,
Speaker 1: what do you think? Is it a pre selected topic
Speaker 1: or is it the trouball pre sted? Okay, this is
Speaker 1: Kathleen Norman whose I don't think so, honey. Her time
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so honey. This is a
Speaker 1: really stupid thing that happens to me a lot. Pink
Speaker 1: spelling her name with an exclamation instead of an im.
Speaker 1: I'm at the gym. I've gotten myself to the gym.
Speaker 1: I am exercising, and I want to listen to pink
Speaker 1: music and I type in p I and the only
Speaker 1: things that come up are Nicki Minaj, Pink Friday, and
Speaker 1: Yoshii Battles the Pink Robots, And that is not what
Speaker 1: I'm looking for. When I was in first grade, I
Speaker 1: had a spelling test and as soon as I put
Speaker 1: my folders up, you know, to cover the thing. I
Speaker 1: put hit down and I fell asleep and we were
Speaker 1: spelling the colors. And when I woke up, the teacher
Speaker 1: was done, and I furiously wrote down the colors as
Speaker 1: fast as I could, and she thought it was cute
Speaker 1: and gave me a hundred because I still spelled the
Speaker 1: colors right. But if I had put an exclamation point,
Speaker 1: that would have been a beautiful trauma. I have been
Speaker 1: a different situation. You make me sick. Pink. You need
Speaker 1: to teach your children how to spell colors the right,
Speaker 1: your daughters, I love you, but spelling at Someone is
Speaker 1: to tell Pink she's not spelling her name right. God,
Speaker 1: someone is to tell thank you. Who wants to listen
Speaker 1: to Yoshi battles the pink robots at the gym? Not
Speaker 1: not meant pink, pink, pink. Everyone, please give it up
Speaker 1: for Steven Paolato wearing some a sos that I could
Speaker 1: not pull off because I bought that. It did not
Speaker 1: work on me. Thank you. Alright, Steven, it is DCM weekend. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go pre selected. Alright, this is
Speaker 1: Steven Pelettics. I don't think so honey, as time starts now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Open casket funerals. Okay, First
Speaker 1: of all, let's talk about it. Open whoever looks good? Okay.
Speaker 1: My grandmother dies, I love her so much, and then
Speaker 1: I go to her open casket funeral, she looks worse
Speaker 1: than Gwen Stefani's wax figure. Madam Tussoves, I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey. Also, at casket you're wasting so many trees
Speaker 1: so you can lie in the ground and do nothing.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. And then funerals. Life's hard enough,
Speaker 1: and you make an event where we have to go
Speaker 1: for two to three hours and be even sadder. I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. For everybody out there that's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to do an open casket funeral because I
Speaker 1: want everyone to come and see me one last time
Speaker 1: and give my respects to me, and all of this bullshit,
Speaker 1: I say, I don't think so honey. If you want
Speaker 1: to give your respect and you want to see me,
Speaker 1: come and see me when I'm a live bitch. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, open casket funerals, and it's
Speaker 1: not good a minute, it's not good. Give it up
Speaker 1: for people of the world. Rebecca's everybody even group next
Speaker 1: group that's about to take the stage. It's also gonna
Speaker 1: take your heart, bitch, and their group name is called
Speaker 1: it must be Friday. Please welcome I Quila here, Please
Speaker 1: welcome Rebecca, you, please Welcome'm wanting to go again. Please
Speaker 1: welcome Eva Victor, and finally give it up for Matt Bellasa. Okay,
Speaker 1: first of the mic, isn't miss Aquila Hughes. Everybody? Yes, Oh, now,
Speaker 1: let's ask this question. Shall we pre select the topic
Speaker 1: or the trollball pre selected with the caveat that I
Speaker 1: just changed it a minute ago. Oh, ship, as a
Speaker 1: result of something you've seen, heard or experienced. Yes, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: this is this is Aequila Hughes. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Her time starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: This edible I ate earlier. I mean there was there
Speaker 1: was definitely like a reason to do it, Like I
Speaker 1: was a little bit nervous about meeting all these people
Speaker 1: and talking to them about something that I hate, you know,
Speaker 1: But I don't think so, honey. You can't just say
Speaker 1: that you're working and then it's like, oh, I guess
Speaker 1: it's not working out. Eat another one. And now I
Speaker 1: was gonna talk about old people, but now I'm just
Speaker 1: talking about how like I want to call my mom,
Speaker 1: but I should absolutely not call my mom right now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. I mean so, I was
Speaker 1: just in l A, which and I can't um, and
Speaker 1: they were having a seventy percent off sale on weed everywhere,
Speaker 1: so I had to get it. But then I was
Speaker 1: realizing that, like I had to risk my life with
Speaker 1: T s A. So I feel like this edible should
Speaker 1: be on my motherfucking side five out here. And you
Speaker 1: know what, I like, I feel good and it actually
Speaker 1: is helping my period cramps. So I guess maybe, honey,
Speaker 1: care I live girl. Here's a little p s A.
Speaker 1: T s A does not care about weed. No, they
Speaker 1: don't care about what we can get right through giving up.
Speaker 1: Go Look how it's going great? How are you we're doing?
Speaker 1: It's loving to hear that. How do you feel in
Speaker 1: terms of the trouble and the priest time where I'm
Speaker 1: at them? Think control ball? I love okay, Let baby here,
Speaker 1: we got your I don't think so, honey. Trollaball topic
Speaker 1: is from the Great State of Massachusetts, Miss Elizabeth Warren
Speaker 1: and Rebecca O'Neil. Her time starts now, Elizabeth Warren, Uh,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. You know what you know
Speaker 1: who got shot more times? Fit these things? Is he
Speaker 1: a politician? Like? W's the street cray girls stopping? I'm kidding,
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Warren, Elizabeth Warren, what you want? Equal rights? So
Speaker 1: do I like I'm at the bottom of the time.
Speaker 1: I'm a queer black woman girl. You late, you let
Speaker 1: you no, I'm kidding now, you're You're doing great, elizabe
Speaker 1: bit Warren. I don't think so, honey. Alright, thirty second
Speaker 1: thirty seconds? All right? I mean I do love you,
Speaker 1: but we gotta plan here. I don't think so, howdy, Like, honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm tired to people in office. I stopped wearing brawls
Speaker 1: after the election, honestly because I figured my titties are
Speaker 1: going on the same direction as our democracy. Seconds. Hold on,
Speaker 1: my titties have going a little walkie from lack of support.
Speaker 1: But I feel like it's the same type of lack
Speaker 1: of support we've seen it from our elected officials. So
Speaker 1: I don't I don't think so, Elizabeth. All right, that's enough.
Speaker 1: I do love you. Sorry, that's pretty good. Well, Elizabeth Warren,
Speaker 1: that is the epitome of a trollball. That's a tough one, babe.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, here we go. Everyone give it up
Speaker 1: for want to go a game. I'm gonna do. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do. Uh, I'm going for it. You're going for it? No,
Speaker 1: like out of my mind. That was a roller coaster.
Speaker 1: My hand was in the bowl. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: This is one. Okay. I don't think so, honey. Your
Speaker 1: time starts now. If I give you my phone to
Speaker 1: take a picture of me and you take one photo
Speaker 1: instead of eighty five, I don't think so, honey. If
Speaker 1: I sho up to a winery with you take one
Speaker 1: photo of me by the trees, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: This is a photo shoot. Back in the day when
Speaker 1: you take a photograph, if you take it with the
Speaker 1: flash and you see it three days later and you're sad,
Speaker 1: but you have emotional stability to handle it. If you
Speaker 1: take a photo of me you don't immediately scroll through
Speaker 1: at least seven, you're doing it wrong. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: I took a photo of a family recently and they're like, okay,
Speaker 1: we're done. I'm like, no, I have to reach twenty.
Speaker 1: You gave me the phone five seconds. I don't think so, honey. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you. But there should be a lot of options.
Speaker 1: There should be a lot of options. Everyone give it
Speaker 1: up and get ready for Eva Victim. Oh my god, Okay,
Speaker 1: it is pre selected all the way. I'm ready. She
Speaker 1: is ready to yestors. I don't think so, honey. Her
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Chrissie Tea, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you think you can be good at everything? I don't
Speaker 1: think so. Any think it could be funny. You think
Speaker 1: you'd be high, You could be smart and also married
Speaker 1: to romance icon John Legend. When I point the mike
Speaker 1: and you, you say, that's not our world, bitch, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's practice, great job. Okay. Do you really think you
Speaker 1: could be in a happy marriage in this political climate?
Speaker 1: Do you really think you can raise over a one
Speaker 1: million dollars for the A C l you in one
Speaker 1: night that Do really think you can simultaneously have a
Speaker 1: paid partnership with the number one highlighter from Sepphora from
Speaker 1: Becca Cosmetics as well as the paid partnership that's not
Speaker 1: World one final thing. Where do you get off with
Speaker 1: the name Chrissie Tea gett? What do you think you
Speaker 1: are taking? And Sarah? I don't think so any Chrissie
Speaker 1: take Eva the Queen Diva. Eva Queen Diva working in
Speaker 1: some call and response. Now, get ready, everyone from Matt Belisa. Oh,
Speaker 1: look at him, the way he holds a drinking Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm not starting it. Don't start. Let's go. I too
Speaker 1: had an edible and this is true. I've already spent
Speaker 1: fifty dollars at the bar out there. Bits. You're fucked up.
Speaker 1: You're so fucked up, my god, So I am fucking ready.
Speaker 1: That is ready for what? Ready? You want to do?
Speaker 1: A priest? Let's topic of the trouble? You want to
Speaker 1: really to trust you? Motherfucker? Okay, this is map elisis priest?
Speaker 1: Left it? I don't think so, Honey, His time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Handy days. Who shame me for
Speaker 1: wanting to fuck Sean Mendez. There's twenty seven hours left
Speaker 1: to pride months, bitches, let me be basic. Do he
Speaker 1: look like every Instagram twink with a wisp of a
Speaker 1: jawline and a bleach? That's whole yescond do I still
Speaker 1: want to ruin his tiny twink to grassy Yes. Just
Speaker 1: because he looks like the student council president at tim
Speaker 1: Wharton High and I look like nerdy gay Shrek doesn't
Speaker 1: mean I wouldn't enter his poutine. I don't care if
Speaker 1: John Mendez is gay cat nip. I'm a pussy bitch.
Speaker 1: I will not be ashamed for wanting his Canadian bacon.
Speaker 1: My justin true hole. And I know and before you
Speaker 1: say fuck him out, you're clearly a bottom and still
Speaker 1: is he fuck you bitch like butt hole Scissor the
Speaker 1: life out of Himay's one. Matt Bellasie, Everyone give it
Speaker 1: up for it must be Friday. I'm killing you want
Speaker 1: a game? Bellasiby Wow. I have to say, but Scissor
Speaker 1: and Shawn Mendez is my actual sextreme. Anytime someone is
Speaker 1: excluding me from some encounter because we're both bottoms, will
Speaker 1: fucking but gls or there's a word thing wrong with it.
Speaker 1: It sounds wonderful. Everyone, Please welcome our last group for
Speaker 1: this first half thoughts. Please welcome Tommy Peeko. Please welcome
Speaker 1: France Dorato, Joseph Oddo Benson and Dennis Honoris a second,
Speaker 1: this is crossover, a crossover event crossover. Hello, fam, No,
Speaker 1: that's not true. You These bitches all know Mary Oliver's
Speaker 1: work like the back of their hand. They that is true.
Speaker 1: They masturbate to Mary Oliver. Please welcome to stage. Hey jeeps,
Speaker 1: Tommy Peego, Tommy Tommy, what's it gonna be? Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for having me so excited? Tow awsome? Is
Speaker 1: this okay? Is it's gonna be pre selected? Okay, this
Speaker 1: is pre selected. This is like a special Pride edition. Um,
Speaker 1: like everyone else said, I had something to get off
Speaker 1: my chest and my ass. I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: As time starts now, okay, Um, I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: An I didn't say you don't think so honey. You
Speaker 1: should think so honey, Angel, you know, like Dennis definitely
Speaker 1: think so honey. Ant know you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But okay, first of all, I have never had the
Speaker 1: impulse to insert myself into someone else because I'm anti
Speaker 1: imperial you know what I mean. Like, I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey colonialism like de colonized my butt hole and
Speaker 1: like okay, and then on the other side, like I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey, preparation like I'd much rather be
Speaker 1: spontaneous if you let me know beforehands like I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Like you know also like you stay
Speaker 1: in your body, I'll stay in my body. Um seconds,
Speaker 1: And it's just like all the preparations just so you
Speaker 1: don't leave like a brown elf shoe and somebody's sheets
Speaker 1: like I'm not about that. I don't think, honey. In
Speaker 1: the trouble now removed? Is ain't all sex? Thank you Pressian?
Speaker 1: How Pressian? You bit? And now it's time for friend
Speaker 1: fran Toronto. What's it gonna be? Um, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: pre selected special Pride edition as well. She sponsored by Chase,
Speaker 1: sponsored by Haliburton. Hopefully the gays will be will be shook.
Speaker 1: This is fran Toronto. I don't think so many time
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so, honey. The masturbatory and
Speaker 1: largely a political Instagram presence of the queer I fab five.
Speaker 1: Okay what you think you are? Photos with g hit
Speaker 1: are gonna help abolish ice? Honey? You think you're Instagram
Speaker 1: sponsored by BT to Coco, I'm gonna help de gender bathrooms? Okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you wear crop top once and you think you've like
Speaker 1: broken the gender binary. Honey, you've never met a trans person.
Speaker 1: You admitted that, Okay, alright, thirty seconds. And you think
Speaker 1: that just because you put the National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Speaker 1: in your Instagram by you've like solved up the suicide
Speaker 1: epidemic for queer and trans Dude, Honey, the only reason
Speaker 1: I need that is because every time I see your
Speaker 1: branded ads on Spotify, I want to throw myself off
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Bridge. How about we put some real instagram
Speaker 1: how about we put some real queers on your Instagram feed? Okay, honey,
Speaker 1: and Nico Totorello does not count. Nic Nico Tortorello is
Speaker 1: the Rachel dol Is. All of the queer community. Stay
Speaker 1: away from her. You stay away. No, I don't think so, Honey,
Speaker 1: that the one man. Oh my god, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a rule of culture number ninety nine. Nico torderellas Rachel
Speaker 1: the queer community. Get it down, Kelly, get it down,
Speaker 1: wrang it down. Do you want to know something? One
Speaker 1: time he reached out about being on the show, and
Speaker 1: then we said we'd love to have you, and then
Speaker 1: they said never mind. He said, never mind, Nico. Everybody
Speaker 1: give it up for Joseph Osmond said, Joe, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to play anymore. Can you not go
Speaker 1: after you got it? I have notes, I'm doing pre prepared,
Speaker 1: prepared praps. She's a prep queen. You're ready, Let's go.
Speaker 1: This is Joseph OsmAnd sands. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: think so honey. I don't think so honey. Fuck you Matt,
Speaker 1: fuck you Bowen. Just get up on stage and in
Speaker 1: a minute, be funny, be informative. Oh, take down that
Speaker 1: Trump ro team. Get it done. I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: I am I'm motherfucking scientist. I am not a comic.
Speaker 1: I spend my days with bacteria and two computer scientists.
Speaker 1: That's all we do. I'm not good at this ship
Speaker 1: and then do it in front of five hundred days.
Speaker 1: Days are meant seconds. I know because I am a
Speaker 1: gay and I mean I seen it home in my
Speaker 1: underwent watching RuPaul's drag race, being like, oh that contour girl.
Speaker 1: So I have never contoured my face in my life
Speaker 1: when the contour was two weeks ago. By watching RuPaul's
Speaker 1: drag race. And that's what men never done about that
Speaker 1: said everybody. Oh mean, here's what he did. He was funny,
Speaker 1: he was informative, he took down the trap. I don't
Speaker 1: think and now give it up for Dennis Norris The Second,
Speaker 1: getting you Janet Jackson, Janet Topical. Listen, I am Listensten,
Speaker 1: I am so this bitch is so excited to be here. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: this bitch, we're excited to have you here. What's it
Speaker 1: going to be? All right? I've been struggling with this
Speaker 1: for about forty eight hours. I have a pre selected
Speaker 1: topic and it's been driving me crazy most of the week.
Speaker 1: This is Dennis Norris The Seconds. I don't think it
Speaker 1: sounds right edition maybe and it starts kind of kind of.
Speaker 1: I mean, time starts now, all right, I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: White people telling black people that they need to be civil. Okay,
Speaker 1: first of all, First of all, where do you get off? Okay,
Speaker 1: if you cannot stand behind Anti Maxine, who, by the way,
Speaker 1: is the most truth telling motherfucker all up in your
Speaker 1: entire Congress, then what the hell you do in Nancy
Speaker 1: Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, shut your mouth, clothes your way, seconds,
Speaker 1: duct tape that ship. I get out of her way
Speaker 1: because you ruin in her flow. Okay. And another thing,
Speaker 1: last I checked, save days are over. So since when
Speaker 1: did you get to tell somebody what to say, what
Speaker 1: to do, what to think? Because as far as I'm concerned,
Speaker 1: but it seems as though the idea of being civil
Speaker 1: has led to this country being in the ship show
Speaker 1: that it's is this get up. Thank you for Dennis Norris, everybody,
Speaker 1: and for all this thoughts. Thank you thoughts. Tommy big Rado,
Speaker 1: josaph Osman said Dennis again. All right, now before before
Speaker 1: we leave you all for intermission for a quick ten
Speaker 1: minutes so you can all get a little bit drunker.
Speaker 1: We are going to be visited by I guess this
Speaker 1: is his fifth last Colts Icon Awards. Are you guys ready?
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Please? Welcome to the stage. Pat Reagan.
Speaker 1: Oh my go god god, look he's limping. Look he
Speaker 1: has like he has a boom. Are you okay? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god. I think this is a
Speaker 1: this is a sympathy ploy. This is this is very
Speaker 1: transparent acting going on performative. This is Mamie Gummer herself
Speaker 1: Gummer telling Mamie Gummer, baby Gummer, what's what's going on,
Speaker 1: I can do it it. Okay, this is Pat, This
Speaker 1: is Pat Rodgers. This is Hat Regan wishes you can
Speaker 1: marry me. You know we would hypen it, bitch, we would.
Speaker 1: This is Pat and mat Regan Rogers. Do you love
Speaker 1: and that's that? That is white gayness. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: Pat Regans. I don't think so, honey, and his time
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so, honey. My fans, oh
Speaker 1: my god, my fans are crazy. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Y'all are obsessed with me, but also don't like me enough.
Speaker 1: These young girls come up with you after a show,
Speaker 1: not like they want to raise your kids, but then
Speaker 1: when it comes to brass tacks, no one's even hooking
Speaker 1: up with me enough. I don't think so, honey. Um
Speaker 1: a craze fan in the bag who kicked me in
Speaker 1: the leg three times because I was standing in her
Speaker 1: line of vision. Bish. If you want to selfie with me,
Speaker 1: and just as I'll do a paid appearance at your
Speaker 1: birthday party, just go through proper turnels. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: My fans. Sometimes fans will come up to me and
Speaker 1: call him out for not call me following them on
Speaker 1: social it's like, yeah, because you're a fan on a
Speaker 1: friend name fully staffed and friends. Right now, I'm accepting.
Speaker 1: I'm currently accepting new fans, lovers and agents. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. I don't think so, honey. My fans, um,
Speaker 1: everyone's obsessed with me and um some my fan recently
Speaker 1: sent me a fan art on instead where I looked
Speaker 1: ugly and that's one minute. How dare you fan art?
Speaker 1: Give it up for pattery again? Did this to him?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Well while he's making his way off
Speaker 1: to watch him go yes, oh wow. Everyone give it
Speaker 1: up for everyone you saw on this first half right now,
Speaker 1: and there's a lot more. It's a gun from We'll
Speaker 1: see you in ten to eleven minutes. Go to the
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