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Speaker 1: to I don't think so honey live. My name is

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Speaker 1: I'm leaving. No, I'm something living. Who here listens to

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Speaker 1: Culture Rests. Usually we're just a very low concept pop

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Speaker 1: It should already have been diverse. You look at this lineup.

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Speaker 1: No one had to tell us the diversity our ship.

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Speaker 1: been diverse from the beginning. I don't think so, honey, diversity.

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Speaker 1: The word is too long. I like short words like that, dum.

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Speaker 1: What are you welcome? Michael Fox, Patty Harrison, Yes, Amy Simmon.

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Speaker 1: If you're obliged, My George, he's I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: Brenda title Man like a Fox, Patty Harrison, Sammeron Rosebud Bacon, Goodbye, Maren's. Wow,

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Speaker 1: this next group, which is called constant Vigilance. Please give

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Speaker 1: dudes he knows from high school. The Avengers even sounds

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Speaker 1: like a high school click, like were the Avengers we

416
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: all got caught from varsity football together. If I wanted

417
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Speaker 1: to see Mark Ruffalo bring down a bunch of monsters,

418
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 1: I'd watch Spotlight where he takes on the Boston Archds.

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00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna surf that one out five seconds. Uh

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00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 1: oh uh. Just give me a quirky psychological thriller or

421
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: a biopic about someone whose life we haven't already been

422
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 1: force fed the details of side note. I don't think so, honey,

423
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: Steve jobs, Josh got him and he threw a quick

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Speaker 1: Steve everyone kindly, welcome to the stage. Hullo Taurres, Hello him.

425
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Speaker 1: Matt H. Bowen. By the way, Julio sent me a

426
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: text before I got here saying should I look hot

427
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: or cute? And I said hot? We can. It's a

428
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Speaker 1: great it's success. Thank you. What do we think? What

429
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 1: do we think? Um? Uh no, I have been waiting

430
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: for this moment. Okay, this is it sounds like it.

431
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: This is RELI tourists. I don't think so many time

432
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so, honey. Little girls who

433
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 1: for Halloween they said that they're going to be mermaids

434
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: before a tail, they were a little skirt, I don't

435
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: think so, honey, sweetie, you're not a mermaid. You're a

436
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: little girl with too much makeup in a skirt. If

437
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,959
Speaker 1: I can see your little sketchers, you're not a mermaid.

438
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: Commit to it. Commit to it. Drag your body or

439
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 1: find a paper mache rock with wheels for your mommy

440
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: can wheel you around. It's just like like, you know

441
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: how in American films when they go to a foreign country,

442
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 1: foreign people speak English in a broken accent. It's sort

443
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: of equivalent of that I speak Spanish and I don't

444
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: speak Spanish to my sea, like when is our abuela

445
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: coming home? Do good representation and just just drag your

446
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: body and also no sequence. I think I think I'm done.

447
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 1: I think I'm done. Julio Taures dragging little girls and

448
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: now please welcome to the microphone. X k. Yeah, she's

449
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: so shy. She gets very shy. She gets very shy.

450
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: Stop what's what? What are we thinking? It's pussal, This

451
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 1: is Kathkos. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now.

452
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. My dreams, no, baby. Why

453
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 1: are my dreams making me dream that I have sex

454
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 1: reverse cow girl style with Eminem and liked it? No

455
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: my dreams, No my dreams. Why do my dreams make

456
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: me dream that I try to have sex with a

457
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: tripod but it don't go in? No my dreams, No

458
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: my dreams. Why am my dreams? Am I still in

459
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,239
Speaker 1: high school? Why am I failing a chemistry test? Why

460
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: am I trying to be on Broadway? The only people

461
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: on Broadway? There's three people and they're all named Tyler.

462
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: No my dreams, No my dreams. Why do my dreams

463
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 1: make me dream that my ex boyfriend got married? No

464
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 1: my dreams. Know when someone has been with me, they're

465
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 1: not allowed to be with anyone else after me, And

466
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: that's what the government says. No, my dreams. Why when

467
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: I'm in my dreams, do I wake up with my

468
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 1: fists my name in my fist like a stressed out

469
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: little bugs. No, my dreams, No, my dreams, my dreams.

470
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: Give it after this group, constant vigilance. Kevin else has

471
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:08,720
Speaker 1: been trus very shy. Katherine Cohen, Oh, Kathy trying trying

472
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: to fuck a tripod that has to be Freudian. No,

473
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: my dream, my dream Everyone, please welcome our next group,

474
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: People of the Worlds. Give it up for Rebecca vigil

475
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: Give it up for Zach Simmerman. Addition, give it up

476
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 1: for Peter Valentis, give it up for Kathleen Ormne, and

477
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: give it up for Stephen. People of the world, my god.

478
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 1: All right, and first to the mic is ms Rebecca Virgil,

479
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: who got paper? She's got paper and crushed Velton. Here

480
00:34:54,200 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 1: we go, bitch. The crowd hated this room. Oh this

481
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 1: is gonna be I hope you've been watching the news.

482
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 1: Oh no, I try to avoid it at all costs.

483
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 1: This is a bright spot which is not good for you. Okay,

484
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: you're I don't think so, honey. Trollball topic is recent

485
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 1: primary winner Alexandria Costo Cortez at your time starts now.

486
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Your name is too long

487
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: for white people today. Okay. Also, I don't think so, honey.

488
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: How dare you? How fucking dare you be twenty eight

489
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:47,879
Speaker 1: and already in Congress? You know what this fix was doing?

490
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:56,760
Speaker 1: Getting it? D u? I okay, And I'm a second.

491
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 1: I was not driving under the influence of making them

492
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 1: Erica a better place to live. I was funny people's

493
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: lives in danger, Okay, bitch. Also, Bronx, Bronx really in

494
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: seconds Bronx. Now the Bronx is great. Um, But seriously, though,

495
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Five seconds to five seconds, I

496
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 1: got two more fucking hours of this ship that I

497
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: can rip off. No, but congratulations, I'm very excited for her.

498
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: Rebecca vigil an expert. I don't think so, honey. Right there,

499
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: she did the assign, did the assignment assign ripped that

500
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:44,320
Speaker 1: woman apart, ten out of tan and now please welcome

501
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: God bless him for filling in. He has a show

502
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 1: out tomorrow at the Duplex. Yes, hi, check about stop

503
00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:02,479
Speaker 1: un women's departments, come on, unicle. Alright, So, so what's

504
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: in your mind? What's in your heart? I'm gonna go

505
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: pre selected as of uh Bowen's d M today at

506
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 1: three o'clock, when I was like, this is a no, no, no, no,

507
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 1: I love you. This is because everyone's I don't think

508
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: so honey. As time starts now, I don't think so honey.

509
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 1: Street festivals, we discovered shelter, but let's build a two

510
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 1: day Hooverville gets sunburnt and pay too much for sangria.

511
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 1: What have you been in a store and thought this

512
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 1: is nice, but let's do it in a crosswalk. You

513
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 1: think you're hot ship street festivals, you're humid. Ship tiptoe

514
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: like I'm in the board game. Don't wake daddy, and

515
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:45,800
Speaker 1: Daddy is my overactive sweat glands. I sweat like a

516
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: cute boy just texted me. So I texted my friend

517
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: that cute boy just texted me. And when I look

518
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,919
Speaker 1: at my phone, I've sent that text to the cute boy.

519
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 1: The steaks are too high street festivals. If you have

520
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 1: a bad winter, it's on winter. Have a bad time

521
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: at a street festival, it's on you. And as a

522
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 1: gay man, if I don't have mimosas in hand by

523
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 1: one o'clock, I get in trouble. And the worst thing

524
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 1: about street festivals summer in generals, I can't wear my

525
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: Jeane jacket. The source of my personality. That's ever manutiful

526
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: bit beautiful. Now please welcome to the microphone, Peter. Yes,

527
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 1: I love high. Yes, good luck. Look talk to us

528
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: about the bull versus the pre selected topics. Where's your

529
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 1: head at, Tony? So I feel like, because it's my

530
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 1: first time, yeah, I should really risk it all with

531
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 1: the bull, Peter. Nothing to lose, Nothing to lose your

532
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: first time? Okay, I thought that was like a cute joke,

533
00:38:55,880 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: but it really it really made no sense anyway. Your

534
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: you can't nail at every single time anyway. Your trouble.

535
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: Topic is the actress extraordinaire Catherine Keener. No, I don't

536
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: know her. All right, we're gonna draw another one. That's

537
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: but I'm not lying. She plays probably tell me something

538
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: if you want. She would play like a really good therapist,

539
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 1: hypnotest hypot This actress is quite famous. Your I don't

540
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Topic is Sally Fields, and you remind

541
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: me of a film she was Steel Magnolia's Mrs Doutfire.

542
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 1: I love it, hate me. No, no, no, no, no,

543
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 1: it's fine. Should be doing should be? Do you want

544
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: to go in one more time? Bitch? Or I can

545
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: that crowd? We're here, we're here, Okay, here we go

546
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: your I don't think so honey. Top is the beloved

547
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: Carrie Fisher. Okay, Princess Leiah, you know God, Peter, I

548
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. On Carrie Fisher. As time starts now,

549
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Being a princess in a movie,

550
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 1: Carrie Fisher, she acts like she was all great because

551
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: she had sex with her brother or something in a film.

552
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 1: But that's what I do all the time. Hey, yeah,

553
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: your hair looked good. I'll give you that, okay, But

554
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 1: you're also you know, you got you you got like

555
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 1: a life where you don't have that hair. And I

556
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. You're gonna do that in a movie.

557
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 1: You're gonna do that in light. You have to do

558
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:46,879
Speaker 1: it all. Also, the white dress, it wasn't that hot,

559
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 1: Like it was cool, but it wasn't that great. Listen,

560
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 1: Carrie Fisher, m you are beloved by a world is

561
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 1: also a bunch of nerds. I don't like Star Wars, bitch.

562
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 1: I don't like the whole culture and Carrie Fisher, you

563
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 1: are a queen to these people and seconds, um, I

564
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: love you. You're great, Um, thank you for your contributions

565
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 1: to American culture. And uh, I don't think so, honey. Also,

566
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: that's what man may don't work. He may don't work

567
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 1: all the time. That's a that's a weird give it

568
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 1: up for Kathleen? Are that? Would? I love you? Kathleen? Wow,

569
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,359
Speaker 1: what do you think? Is it a pre selected topic

570
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 1: or is it the trouball pre sted? Okay, this is

571
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 1: Kathleen Norman whose I don't think so, honey. Her time

572
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so honey. This is a

573
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,240
Speaker 1: really stupid thing that happens to me a lot. Pink

574
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: spelling her name with an exclamation instead of an im.

575
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 1: I'm at the gym. I've gotten myself to the gym.

576
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,359
Speaker 1: I am exercising, and I want to listen to pink

577
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: music and I type in p I and the only

578
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 1: things that come up are Nicki Minaj, Pink Friday, and

579
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: Yoshii Battles the Pink Robots, And that is not what

580
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,800
Speaker 1: I'm looking for. When I was in first grade, I

581
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: had a spelling test and as soon as I put

582
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: my folders up, you know, to cover the thing. I

583
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 1: put hit down and I fell asleep and we were

584
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,320
Speaker 1: spelling the colors. And when I woke up, the teacher

585
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 1: was done, and I furiously wrote down the colors as

586
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: fast as I could, and she thought it was cute

587
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 1: and gave me a hundred because I still spelled the

588
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: colors right. But if I had put an exclamation point,

589
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: that would have been a beautiful trauma. I have been

590
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: a different situation. You make me sick. Pink. You need

591
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: to teach your children how to spell colors the right,

592
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 1: your daughters, I love you, but spelling at Someone is

593
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: to tell Pink she's not spelling her name right. God,

594
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,439
Speaker 1: someone is to tell thank you. Who wants to listen

595
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: to Yoshi battles the pink robots at the gym? Not

596
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: not meant pink, pink, pink. Everyone, please give it up

597
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 1: for Steven Paolato wearing some a sos that I could

598
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: not pull off because I bought that. It did not

599
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: work on me. Thank you. Alright, Steven, it is DCM weekend. Okay,

600
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go pre selected. Alright, this is

601
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: Steven Pelettics. I don't think so honey, as time starts now,

602
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Open casket funerals. Okay, First

603
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,720
Speaker 1: of all, let's talk about it. Open whoever looks good? Okay.

604
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 1: My grandmother dies, I love her so much, and then

605
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: I go to her open casket funeral, she looks worse

606
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: than Gwen Stefani's wax figure. Madam Tussoves, I don't think

607
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 1: so honey. Also, at casket you're wasting so many trees

608
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: so you can lie in the ground and do nothing.

609
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. And then funerals. Life's hard enough,

610
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: and you make an event where we have to go

611
00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 1: for two to three hours and be even sadder. I

612
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. For everybody out there that's like, oh,

613
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 1: I want to do an open casket funeral because I

614
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: want everyone to come and see me one last time

615
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 1: and give my respects to me, and all of this bullshit,

616
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 1: I say, I don't think so honey. If you want

617
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: to give your respect and you want to see me,

618
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 1: come and see me when I'm a live bitch. Okay,

619
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, open casket funerals, and it's

620
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 1: not good a minute, it's not good. Give it up

621
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Speaker 1: for people of the world. Rebecca's everybody even group next

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Speaker 1: group that's about to take the stage. It's also gonna

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Speaker 1: take your heart, bitch, and their group name is called

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Speaker 1: it must be Friday. Please welcome I Quila here, Please

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Speaker 1: welcome Rebecca, you, please Welcome'm wanting to go again. Please

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Speaker 1: welcome Eva Victor, and finally give it up for Matt Bellasa. Okay,

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Speaker 1: first of the mic, isn't miss Aquila Hughes. Everybody? Yes, Oh, now,

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Speaker 1: let's ask this question. Shall we pre select the topic

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Speaker 1: or the trollball pre selected with the caveat that I

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Speaker 1: just changed it a minute ago. Oh, ship, as a

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Speaker 1: result of something you've seen, heard or experienced. Yes, oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: this is this is Aequila Hughes. I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: Her time starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: This edible I ate earlier. I mean there was there

635
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Speaker 1: was definitely like a reason to do it, Like I

636
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Speaker 1: was a little bit nervous about meeting all these people

637
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Speaker 1: and talking to them about something that I hate, you know,

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Speaker 1: But I don't think so, honey. You can't just say

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Speaker 1: that you're working and then it's like, oh, I guess

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Speaker 1: it's not working out. Eat another one. And now I

641
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Speaker 1: was gonna talk about old people, but now I'm just

642
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Speaker 1: talking about how like I want to call my mom,

643
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Speaker 1: but I should absolutely not call my mom right now.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. I mean so, I was

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Speaker 1: just in l A, which and I can't um, and

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Speaker 1: they were having a seventy percent off sale on weed everywhere,

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Speaker 1: so I had to get it. But then I was

648
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Speaker 1: realizing that, like I had to risk my life with

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Speaker 1: T s A. So I feel like this edible should

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Speaker 1: be on my motherfucking side five out here. And you

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Speaker 1: know what, I like, I feel good and it actually

652
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Speaker 1: is helping my period cramps. So I guess maybe, honey,

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Speaker 1: care I live girl. Here's a little p s A.

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Speaker 1: T s A does not care about weed. No, they

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Speaker 1: don't care about what we can get right through giving up.

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Speaker 1: Go Look how it's going great? How are you we're doing?

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Speaker 1: It's loving to hear that. How do you feel in

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Speaker 1: terms of the trouble and the priest time where I'm

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Speaker 1: at them? Think control ball? I love okay, Let baby here,

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Speaker 1: we got your I don't think so, honey. Trollaball topic

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Speaker 1: is from the Great State of Massachusetts, Miss Elizabeth Warren

662
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Speaker 1: and Rebecca O'Neil. Her time starts now, Elizabeth Warren, Uh,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. You know what you know

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Speaker 1: who got shot more times? Fit these things? Is he

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Speaker 1: a politician? Like? W's the street cray girls stopping? I'm kidding,

666
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Speaker 1: Elizabeth Warren, Elizabeth Warren, what you want? Equal rights? So

667
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Speaker 1: do I like I'm at the bottom of the time.

668
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Speaker 1: I'm a queer black woman girl. You late, you let

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Speaker 1: you no, I'm kidding now, you're You're doing great, elizabe

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Speaker 1: bit Warren. I don't think so, honey. Alright, thirty second

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Speaker 1: thirty seconds? All right? I mean I do love you,

672
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Speaker 1: but we gotta plan here. I don't think so, howdy, Like, honestly,

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Speaker 1: I'm tired to people in office. I stopped wearing brawls

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Speaker 1: after the election, honestly because I figured my titties are

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Speaker 1: going on the same direction as our democracy. Seconds. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: my titties have going a little walkie from lack of support.

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Speaker 1: But I feel like it's the same type of lack

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Speaker 1: of support we've seen it from our elected officials. So

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't think so, Elizabeth. All right, that's enough.

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Speaker 1: I do love you. Sorry, that's pretty good. Well, Elizabeth Warren,

681
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Speaker 1: that is the epitome of a trollball. That's a tough one, babe.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, here we go. Everyone give it up

683
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Speaker 1: for want to go a game. I'm gonna do. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna do. Uh, I'm going for it. You're going for it? No,

685
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: like out of my mind. That was a roller coaster.

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Speaker 1: My hand was in the bowl. Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 1: This is one. Okay. I don't think so, honey. Your

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Speaker 1: time starts now. If I give you my phone to

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Speaker 1: take a picture of me and you take one photo

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Speaker 1: instead of eighty five, I don't think so, honey. If

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Speaker 1: I sho up to a winery with you take one

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Speaker 1: photo of me by the trees, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: This is a photo shoot. Back in the day when

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Speaker 1: you take a photograph, if you take it with the

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Speaker 1: flash and you see it three days later and you're sad,

696
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Speaker 1: but you have emotional stability to handle it. If you

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Speaker 1: take a photo of me you don't immediately scroll through

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Speaker 1: at least seven, you're doing it wrong. I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: I took a photo of a family recently and they're like, okay,

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Speaker 1: we're done. I'm like, no, I have to reach twenty.

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Speaker 1: You gave me the phone five seconds. I don't think so, honey. Okay,

702
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Speaker 1: thank you. But there should be a lot of options.

703
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 1: There should be a lot of options. Everyone give it

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Speaker 1: up and get ready for Eva Victim. Oh my god, Okay,

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Speaker 1: it is pre selected all the way. I'm ready. She

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Speaker 1: is ready to yestors. I don't think so, honey. Her

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Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Chrissie Tea, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you think you can be good at everything? I don't

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Speaker 1: think so. Any think it could be funny. You think

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Speaker 1: you'd be high, You could be smart and also married

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Speaker 1: to romance icon John Legend. When I point the mike

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Speaker 1: and you, you say, that's not our world, bitch, Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's practice, great job. Okay. Do you really think you

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Speaker 1: could be in a happy marriage in this political climate?

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Speaker 1: Do you really think you can raise over a one

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Speaker 1: million dollars for the A C l you in one

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Speaker 1: night that Do really think you can simultaneously have a

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Speaker 1: paid partnership with the number one highlighter from Sepphora from

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Speaker 1: Becca Cosmetics as well as the paid partnership that's not

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Speaker 1: World one final thing. Where do you get off with

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Speaker 1: the name Chrissie Tea gett? What do you think you

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Speaker 1: are taking? And Sarah? I don't think so any Chrissie

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Speaker 1: take Eva the Queen Diva. Eva Queen Diva working in

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Speaker 1: some call and response. Now, get ready, everyone from Matt Belisa. Oh,

725
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Speaker 1: look at him, the way he holds a drinking Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm not starting it. Don't start. Let's go. I too

727
00:51:55,360 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 1: had an edible and this is true. I've already spent

728
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 1: fifty dollars at the bar out there. Bits. You're fucked up.

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00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: You're so fucked up, my god, So I am fucking ready.

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Speaker 1: That is ready for what? Ready? You want to do?

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Speaker 1: A priest? Let's topic of the trouble? You want to

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Speaker 1: really to trust you? Motherfucker? Okay, this is map elisis priest?

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Speaker 1: Left it? I don't think so, Honey, His time starts now.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. Handy days. Who shame me for

735
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 1: wanting to fuck Sean Mendez. There's twenty seven hours left

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Speaker 1: to pride months, bitches, let me be basic. Do he

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Speaker 1: look like every Instagram twink with a wisp of a

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Speaker 1: jawline and a bleach? That's whole yescond do I still

739
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Speaker 1: want to ruin his tiny twink to grassy Yes. Just

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Speaker 1: because he looks like the student council president at tim

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Speaker 1: Wharton High and I look like nerdy gay Shrek doesn't

742
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Speaker 1: mean I wouldn't enter his poutine. I don't care if

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Speaker 1: John Mendez is gay cat nip. I'm a pussy bitch.

744
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: I will not be ashamed for wanting his Canadian bacon.

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00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 1: My justin true hole. And I know and before you

746
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Speaker 1: say fuck him out, you're clearly a bottom and still

747
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Speaker 1: is he fuck you bitch like butt hole Scissor the

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Speaker 1: life out of Himay's one. Matt Bellasie, Everyone give it

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Speaker 1: up for it must be Friday. I'm killing you want

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Speaker 1: a game? Bellasiby Wow. I have to say, but Scissor

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00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:55,360
Speaker 1: and Shawn Mendez is my actual sextreme. Anytime someone is

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Speaker 1: excluding me from some encounter because we're both bottoms, will

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Speaker 1: fucking but gls or there's a word thing wrong with it.

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Speaker 1: It sounds wonderful. Everyone, Please welcome our last group for

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00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 1: this first half thoughts. Please welcome Tommy Peeko. Please welcome

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Speaker 1: France Dorato, Joseph Oddo Benson and Dennis Honoris a second,

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Speaker 1: this is crossover, a crossover event crossover. Hello, fam, No,

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Speaker 1: that's not true. You These bitches all know Mary Oliver's

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Speaker 1: work like the back of their hand. They that is true.

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Speaker 1: They masturbate to Mary Oliver. Please welcome to stage. Hey jeeps,

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Speaker 1: Tommy Peego, Tommy Tommy, what's it gonna be? Thank you

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00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 1: so much for having me so excited? Tow awsome? Is

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Speaker 1: this okay? Is it's gonna be pre selected? Okay, this

764
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Speaker 1: is pre selected. This is like a special Pride edition. Um,

765
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 1: like everyone else said, I had something to get off

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Speaker 1: my chest and my ass. I don't think so honey.

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Speaker 1: As time starts now, okay, Um, I don't think so honey.

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00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: An I didn't say you don't think so honey. You

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Speaker 1: should think so honey, Angel, you know, like Dennis definitely

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Speaker 1: think so honey. Ant know you know what I mean.

771
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Speaker 1: But okay, first of all, I have never had the

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Speaker 1: impulse to insert myself into someone else because I'm anti

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Speaker 1: imperial you know what I mean. Like, I don't think

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Speaker 1: so honey colonialism like de colonized my butt hole and

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Speaker 1: like okay, and then on the other side, like I

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Speaker 1: don't think so honey, preparation like I'd much rather be

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Speaker 1: spontaneous if you let me know beforehands like I don't

778
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Like you know also like you stay

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00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 1: in your body, I'll stay in my body. Um seconds,

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00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 1: And it's just like all the preparations just so you

781
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 1: don't leave like a brown elf shoe and somebody's sheets

782
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: like I'm not about that. I don't think, honey. In

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Speaker 1: the trouble now removed? Is ain't all sex? Thank you Pressian?

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Speaker 1: How Pressian? You bit? And now it's time for friend

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00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,360
Speaker 1: fran Toronto. What's it gonna be? Um, it's gonna be

786
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 1: pre selected special Pride edition as well. She sponsored by Chase,

787
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 1: sponsored by Haliburton. Hopefully the gays will be will be shook.

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00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 1: This is fran Toronto. I don't think so many time

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Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so, honey. The masturbatory and

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Speaker 1: largely a political Instagram presence of the queer I fab five.

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Speaker 1: Okay what you think you are? Photos with g hit

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00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:54,800
Speaker 1: are gonna help abolish ice? Honey? You think you're Instagram

793
00:56:54,880 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 1: sponsored by BT to Coco, I'm gonna help de gender bathrooms? Okay, yeah, okay,

794
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:02,400
Speaker 1: you wear crop top once and you think you've like

795
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:06,840
Speaker 1: broken the gender binary. Honey, you've never met a trans person.

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00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 1: You admitted that, Okay, alright, thirty seconds. And you think

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00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 1: that just because you put the National Suicide Prevention Hotline

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00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: in your Instagram by you've like solved up the suicide

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00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 1: epidemic for queer and trans Dude, Honey, the only reason

800
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:21,920
Speaker 1: I need that is because every time I see your

801
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 1: branded ads on Spotify, I want to throw myself off

802
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Bridge. How about we put some real instagram

803
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:33,440
Speaker 1: how about we put some real queers on your Instagram feed? Okay, honey,

804
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 1: and Nico Totorello does not count. Nic Nico Tortorello is

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00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 1: the Rachel dol Is. All of the queer community. Stay

806
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 1: away from her. You stay away. No, I don't think so, Honey,

807
00:57:47,760 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 1: that the one man. Oh my god, it's gonna be

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00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 1: a rule of culture number ninety nine. Nico torderellas Rachel

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00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 1: the queer community. Get it down, Kelly, get it down,

810
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 1: wrang it down. Do you want to know something? One

811
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 1: time he reached out about being on the show, and

812
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:18,920
Speaker 1: then we said we'd love to have you, and then

813
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 1: they said never mind. He said, never mind, Nico. Everybody

814
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 1: give it up for Joseph Osmond said, Joe, I don't.

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00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to play anymore. Can you not go

816
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:36,920
Speaker 1: after you got it? I have notes, I'm doing pre prepared,

817
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 1: prepared praps. She's a prep queen. You're ready, Let's go.

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00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,480
Speaker 1: This is Joseph OsmAnd sands. I don't think so, honey,

819
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Speaker 1: think so honey. I don't think so honey. Fuck you Matt,

820
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 1: fuck you Bowen. Just get up on stage and in

821
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 1: a minute, be funny, be informative. Oh, take down that

822
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Speaker 1: Trump ro team. Get it done. I don't think so honey.

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Speaker 1: I am I'm motherfucking scientist. I am not a comic.

824
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 1: I spend my days with bacteria and two computer scientists.

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00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:11,320
Speaker 1: That's all we do. I'm not good at this ship

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Speaker 1: and then do it in front of five hundred days.

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Speaker 1: Days are meant seconds. I know because I am a

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Speaker 1: gay and I mean I seen it home in my

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Speaker 1: underwent watching RuPaul's drag race, being like, oh that contour girl.

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Speaker 1: So I have never contoured my face in my life

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Speaker 1: when the contour was two weeks ago. By watching RuPaul's

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Speaker 1: drag race. And that's what men never done about that

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Speaker 1: said everybody. Oh mean, here's what he did. He was funny,

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Speaker 1: he was informative, he took down the trap. I don't

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Speaker 1: think and now give it up for Dennis Norris The Second,

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Speaker 1: getting you Janet Jackson, Janet Topical. Listen, I am Listensten,

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Speaker 1: I am so this bitch is so excited to be here. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: this bitch, we're excited to have you here. What's it

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Speaker 1: going to be? All right? I've been struggling with this

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Speaker 1: for about forty eight hours. I have a pre selected

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Speaker 1: topic and it's been driving me crazy most of the week.

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Speaker 1: This is Dennis Norris The Seconds. I don't think it

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Speaker 1: sounds right edition maybe and it starts kind of kind of.

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Speaker 1: I mean, time starts now, all right, I don't think so, honey,

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Speaker 1: White people telling black people that they need to be civil. Okay,

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Speaker 1: first of all, First of all, where do you get off? Okay,

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Speaker 1: if you cannot stand behind Anti Maxine, who, by the way,

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Speaker 1: is the most truth telling motherfucker all up in your

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Speaker 1: entire Congress, then what the hell you do in Nancy

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Speaker 1: Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, shut your mouth, clothes your way, seconds,

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Speaker 1: duct tape that ship. I get out of her way

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Speaker 1: because you ruin in her flow. Okay. And another thing,

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Speaker 1: last I checked, save days are over. So since when

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Speaker 1: did you get to tell somebody what to say, what

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Speaker 1: to do, what to think? Because as far as I'm concerned,

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Speaker 1: but it seems as though the idea of being civil

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Speaker 1: has led to this country being in the ship show

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Speaker 1: that it's is this get up. Thank you for Dennis Norris, everybody,

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Speaker 1: and for all this thoughts. Thank you thoughts. Tommy big Rado,

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Speaker 1: josaph Osman said Dennis again. All right, now before before

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Speaker 1: we leave you all for intermission for a quick ten

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Speaker 1: minutes so you can all get a little bit drunker.

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Speaker 1: We are going to be visited by I guess this

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Speaker 1: is his fifth last Colts Icon Awards. Are you guys ready?

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Speaker 1: Are you ready? Please? Welcome to the stage. Pat Reagan.

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Speaker 1: Oh my go god god, look he's limping. Look he

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Speaker 1: has like he has a boom. Are you okay? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god. I think this is a

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Speaker 1: this is a sympathy ploy. This is this is very

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Speaker 1: transparent acting going on performative. This is Mamie Gummer herself

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Speaker 1: Gummer telling Mamie Gummer, baby Gummer, what's what's going on,

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Speaker 1: I can do it it. Okay, this is Pat, This

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Speaker 1: is Pat Rodgers. This is Hat Regan wishes you can

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Speaker 1: marry me. You know we would hypen it, bitch, we would.

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Speaker 1: This is Pat and mat Regan Rogers. Do you love

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Speaker 1: and that's that? That is white gayness. Okay, this is

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Speaker 1: Pat Regans. I don't think so, honey, and his time

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Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so, honey. My fans, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, my fans are crazy. I don't think so, honey.

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01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:40,720
Speaker 1: Y'all are obsessed with me, but also don't like me enough.

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Speaker 1: These young girls come up with you after a show,

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Speaker 1: not like they want to raise your kids, but then

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Speaker 1: when it comes to brass tacks, no one's even hooking

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Speaker 1: up with me enough. I don't think so, honey. Um

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Speaker 1: a craze fan in the bag who kicked me in

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Speaker 1: the leg three times because I was standing in her

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Speaker 1: line of vision. Bish. If you want to selfie with me,

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Speaker 1: and just as I'll do a paid appearance at your

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Speaker 1: birthday party, just go through proper turnels. I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: My fans. Sometimes fans will come up to me and

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Speaker 1: call him out for not call me following them on

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Speaker 1: social it's like, yeah, because you're a fan on a

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Speaker 1: friend name fully staffed and friends. Right now, I'm accepting.

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Speaker 1: I'm currently accepting new fans, lovers and agents. I don't

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Speaker 1: think so, honey. I don't think so, honey. My fans, um,

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Speaker 1: everyone's obsessed with me and um some my fan recently

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Speaker 1: sent me a fan art on instead where I looked

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Speaker 1: ugly and that's one minute. How dare you fan art?

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Speaker 1: Give it up for pattery again? Did this to him?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Well while he's making his way off

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Speaker 1: to watch him go yes, oh wow. Everyone give it

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Speaker 1: up for everyone you saw on this first half right now,

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Speaker 1: and there's a lot more. It's a gun from We'll

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Speaker 1: see you in ten to eleven minutes. Go to the

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Speaker 1: bar and tip your tender seeing a bag Forever. This

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Speaker 1: has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by Brett Bahum,

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