1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,280 Speaker 1: All right, time now for comedy roulette. Come on, Jay, 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: set it up. 3 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 2: Please, let me break it down for you. 4 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:08,799 Speaker 3: We take three subjects, put those three subjects on a wheel, 5 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 3: spun the wheel where the wheel stops. Because we are comedians, 6 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 3: we can make the thing funny. 7 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:18,760 Speaker 2: Watch us, watch us. All right. 8 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:22,800 Speaker 1: Here are today's categories. Number one, Things people say when 9 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:29,240 Speaker 1: they don't know they are on speakerphone. Things your mate, 10 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: things your mate has that you wish they would throw away. 11 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:40,360 Speaker 1: And then how about this one. Things that a friend 12 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:47,160 Speaker 1: says to embarrass you. Oh wow, those are three good ones. Ready, 13 00:00:47,920 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 1: let's I want to throw away? Oh no, it's sometime, 14 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:05,120 Speaker 1: we've all been here. Things people say when they don't 15 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 1: know they're on speakerphone. 16 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:08,240 Speaker 2: Let's go, here we go. 17 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 3: Things people say when they don't know they don't speak 18 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 3: a phone. I ain't gonna know the whole house thing. 19 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:24,959 Speaker 2: I ain't gonna it's the whole house. Look here, I'm 20 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 2: gonna say this here. If if Larry and them over there, 21 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,039 Speaker 2: I ain't coming because you know I don't blanket blank 22 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 2: with Larry. You already know that you know I don't. 23 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:41,720 Speaker 2: Things people say when they don't know they don't speak 24 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:45,679 Speaker 2: a phone. Here's on the phone. 25 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 3: On the phone, people say, I don't know, they don't 26 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 3: speaker phone. Yeah, I got five dollars, but I ain't 27 00:01:58,680 --> 00:01:59,520 Speaker 3: gonna let it the hut. 28 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:09,640 Speaker 2: I wish the hell? Hey, listen is uh is Ronda 29 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 2: got her biggest over there? 30 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 3: People are off my couch because she the reason why 31 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:16,359 Speaker 3: the couch uneven. 32 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 2: Not She's the main reason why uneasy. Hey, you're on speakerphone. 33 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 3: Can hear people say? Speakerphone? 34 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:29,880 Speaker 1: Man? 35 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 2: I can't stand none of them. You won't sneak Let 36 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:38,000 Speaker 2: me pick up. 37 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,920 Speaker 3: These people say when they don't know they don't speaker phone. 38 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 3: What the hell I was going to funeral? 39 00:02:46,639 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 2: I didn't like you when he was alive. Hey, look, 40 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 2: I can't tell you something. Let me tell you something, girl. 41 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 2: I want you to do what your deal with the 42 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 2: jelly lad. That's the same thing that what you do 43 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 2: with that Jenny lab. Now what you do this. 44 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,359 Speaker 3: When they don't know? 45 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:17,280 Speaker 2: Come on? See? 46 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 3: Things are people say when that they don't know they 47 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 3: don't speak of phone? 48 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's his. 49 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 2: Ugly mama over there. I love it. 50 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 3: I love it things people say with they don't know 51 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 3: they don't speak a phone. He got a brand new car, 52 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,720 Speaker 3: but he missed sixteeth. 53 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:48,119 Speaker 2: Now that don't make no sense. You're right about that. 54 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:53,800 Speaker 2: Hey hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Wayne over there. 55 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 2: Don't you don't even know I'm hitting this old lady. 56 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 2: You don't even know what. 57 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 3: You don't know? 58 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 2: Doubt load it out, man. Thanks. 59 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 3: People say when they don't know, they don't speak of phone. 60 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:28,360 Speaker 2: Hey day, you know you left your panties over here? 61 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:38,719 Speaker 2: Now everybody looking at the phone. Oh hey, no, hey, 62 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:45,440 Speaker 2: miss Jacobs, you're speakerphone. You're listening to the Steve Harvey 63 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 2: Morning Show.