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Speaker 1: Denver, Colorado. Are you lucky? Or what my Mama told me?

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Speaker 1: Is doing a live show this Friday night as part

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Speaker 1: of the High Planes Comedy Festival. We're gonna be at

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Speaker 1: the High Dive at seven South Broadway in Denver, Friday night,

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Speaker 1: September twenty second, eight to nine thirty. For tickets, go

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Speaker 1: ahead and go on to High Clanscomedy Festival dot com.

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Speaker 1: That's h I G H P L A I n

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Speaker 1: Ascomedy Festival dot com. Man, where is she now? She's somewhere.

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Speaker 2: Charkisha out here, Yeah, she gotta be locked up, she

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Speaker 2: gotta be.

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Speaker 3: She's out here managing the Wendy's.

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Speaker 2: She's like, I'm mad. Things in order in the club

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Speaker 2: like what sharkis was like a stripper and she right.

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Speaker 2: It was like you want to dance? He was like, nah, nig,

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Speaker 2: you're gonna take this dance?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll take the dance.

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Speaker 1: I'm not. It's not the first time I'm bullied out

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Speaker 1: of my money at a strip club.

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Speaker 4: So pat, Yes, strip clubs is wilder.

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Speaker 1: Bears are racists, layers, money man turning stuff. I can't

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Speaker 1: tell me if the rhythm feels good, baby, baby, let

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Speaker 1: me hear you say, welcome to another episode of Hi Mama.

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Speaker 3: Told Me of podcast when we dive deep, deep into

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Speaker 3: the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: And we finally worked to prove that Bluie is in

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Speaker 1: fact a secret operative employed by the Cryps to increase

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Speaker 1: their membership in the four to eight eight years old

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Speaker 1: age bracket. It's been in front of our eyes the

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Speaker 1: whole time, because.

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Speaker 3: I'm goddamn, I'm like Lan German and I'm a believer.

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Speaker 3: I'm on that makes perfect sense. You make kids fall

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Speaker 3: in love with the color blue. Suddenly Crips become more

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Speaker 3: attractive as an option versus the Bloods, who are in

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Speaker 3: an exact opposite and they don't even really have like

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Speaker 3: a d character on there that will really be popping

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Speaker 3: up exactly.

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Speaker 1: Because what happened was I believe that Lil Wayne took

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Speaker 1: a lot of the press and then it's had to

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Speaker 1: they need. They're in search of a rebrand in these

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Speaker 1: later years, and I get it in that show seems

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Speaker 1: to be entertaining. I've never watched it. I didn't even

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Speaker 1: know if he was blue. I had to look it

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Speaker 1: up when I was writing this.

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Speaker 3: On the first of all, watch your goddamn mouth.

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Speaker 2: She is, and.

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Speaker 3: She and her sister Bingo are maybe some of the

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Speaker 3: greatest entertainers that have ever walked this planet Earth, and

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Speaker 3: we honored them here at the podcast CP Crip Parae.

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Speaker 1: B Loui and Bingo sounds like it does sound like

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Speaker 1: some rotchet sisters. If I ever heard two names together.

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Speaker 3: Just two little Australian hood rats.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like my mom won't let me go to Blui

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Speaker 1: and Bingo's house.

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Speaker 3: Theyde lighting stuff on fire.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, last time I came home from then, I smelled

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Speaker 1: like cigarettes.

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Speaker 3: We have a phenomenal guest here today. We have a

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Speaker 3: wonderful show prepared. Is it ever prepared? Have we ever

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Speaker 3: prepared anything for this show?

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Speaker 1: I told you I wrote that down on the plane

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Speaker 1: four hours ago. So that's that's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: That's that's solid preparation for us. I would say four

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Speaker 3: hours out as as far out in preparation as we've

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Speaker 3: ever done. And we're proud of that. So if you're

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Speaker 3: a listener, you're a goddamn idiot and you're being bamboozled

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Speaker 3: by two dudes who basically show up and just say nothing.

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Speaker 3: That said our guests today, He me saying stuff. He's

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Speaker 3: a man who says the ship and he probably prepares

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Speaker 3: a lot of stuff. He's so funny. He's a hilarious comedian.

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Speaker 3: He has and I'm quoting him here. This is what

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Speaker 3: he told me. He said he has a Netflix special

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Speaker 3: on YouTube that you can go check out and and

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Speaker 3: goddamn is he funny. We're so happy he's here.

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Speaker 1: Also, also, he's got a Bluetooth on right now.

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Speaker 3: Oh that is worth mentioning.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, come on.

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Speaker 3: In the years years that we've been doing this show,

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Speaker 3: no one has ever showed up and we go, hey,

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Speaker 3: do you have headphones? And they go, yes, I do,

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Speaker 3: and then pops in a bluetobe until today and till

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Speaker 3: our guest today.

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Speaker 1: He is.

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Speaker 3: He's a legend for that, if nothing else.

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Speaker 1: Really a legend in two games.

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Speaker 3: Give it up for Pap Johnson. Everybody, Yeah, so so

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Speaker 3: so is that Steven?

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Speaker 1: Yes, it is.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I'm gonna give my my second bluetooth.

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Speaker 1: Damn, that's true. Blanst did promise him a second blue

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Speaker 1: tooth if you could get that artist.

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Speaker 3: I was, I guess that artist, and we'll buy you

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Speaker 3: a second Bluetooth. And nigga, you knew I was lying.

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Speaker 3: But good for you for for pulling steven Sagall out

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Speaker 3: of them. Win either way, that's fucking that's a good ear.

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Speaker 1: That was solid. Now you can have two conversations while

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Speaker 1: you're also working a grill.

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Speaker 3: Hold on Sheila.

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Speaker 1: Yes, did you ever have a bluetooth when it was

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Speaker 1: I never had at the height of it, and I want, man,

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Speaker 1: I wanted one bad. I thought.

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Speaker 3: I thought there was a moment where it was going

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Where it was like because

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Speaker 3: it was always an old nigga's choice, but then it

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Speaker 1: A cool choice.

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Speaker 3: I think, yeah, video, you don't believe this.

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Speaker 2: You were never blue Tooth was never hitting. I never

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Speaker 2: wanted to look like a telemarketer.

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Speaker 1: And you have one.

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Speaker 3: You're literally speaking to us via blue Tooth. That's a

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Speaker 3: crazy You're speaking to us via the worst satellite in

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Speaker 2: It's a circumstance. A circumstance.

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Speaker 1: What's the circumstance?

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Speaker 2: This is a beast by Dred the little hook things.

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Speaker 2: I just lost the other ear.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, all right, that's less fun.

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Speaker 1: It feels like Bluetooth to me, bro it looks like

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Speaker 1: Bluetooth one. That's how the technology works. You have to

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Speaker 3: Touch it to top what And that's also part of

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Speaker 3: bluetooth culture is you have to not be able to

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Speaker 1: No, it does not connect. Well, I can't believe. So

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Speaker 1: you didn't want I wanted one. I also, I would

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Speaker 1: I really wanted a Skytell pager, but I was there

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Speaker 1: was no way to get the money that that was.

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Speaker 3: Going to take it.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't like to bring back pages.

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Speaker 3: I do wish we could bring that back. That chirping ship.

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Speaker 3: I used to think that was so cool when you

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Speaker 3: chirped in the middle of a conversation.

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Speaker 1: And I wanted to be a shirp guy so bad

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Speaker 1: because it was always like it always felt like they

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Speaker 1: chirp like hey, you need to pick up dishes. It

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we can't talk cell phone technology all episode. Although boy,

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Speaker 3: do I wish we could pap. You came with a

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Speaker 3: conspiracy that we actually addressed in our live episode. I

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Speaker 3: believe you submitted a question for our live episode in

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Speaker 3: Los Angeles, and it was such a good question, and

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Speaker 3: obviously we're fans of yours, and so we thought it

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Speaker 3: would be worth it to have a full breakdown of

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Speaker 3: this conversation on a real episode here with you. And

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Speaker 3: so your conspiracy was my mama told me the Alabama

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Speaker 3: riverfront brown was a distraction for the Aliens. Hey, Ait,

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Speaker 3: that one. Don't get distracted by you focus up and

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Speaker 3: you tell us exactly what you mean or believe inside of.

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Speaker 2: This first and foremost, the live show was amazing. What

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Speaker 2: I meant by that is I just thought it was crazy,

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Speaker 2: like they was telling us that yo, Aliens is real.

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Speaker 2: They were just like straight up like yo, we got

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Speaker 2: the footage, we got all the things, and then out

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Speaker 2: of nowhere, next thing you know, niggas is swimming. It

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Speaker 2: was like some ship we had never seen in our

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Speaker 2: lifetime before.

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Speaker 3: I like, that was the biggest shock for you. It

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Speaker 3: was like this niggas swimming.

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Speaker 1: That was the biggest shock for you, Yop.

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Speaker 2: And what was crazy to me was that they had

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Speaker 2: people didn't really hear this, but they had said that

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Speaker 2: aliens are walking amongst us, and there are aliens that

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Speaker 2: and then.

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Speaker 1: Are you telling us something? Yeah, what's happening over your air?

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Speaker 2: Hey man? This this feels great to me because I

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Speaker 2: thought I was autistic. So I've just turned.

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Speaker 3: You know, huge, It could be one or the other.

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Speaker 3: Now you got options are either way. It's genetic, so

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Speaker 3: ours calls by the vaccine will find out given time,

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Speaker 2: So I was just I was just like, man like,

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Speaker 2: hold on, this is I've never seen no black dudes

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Speaker 2: throw a hat up in the air. That was very

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Speaker 2: alien ship. We ain't never seen no niggas swim to

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Speaker 2: a fight that was alien. We ain't never was. That

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Speaker 2: was niggas banded together niggas. I was like, we had

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Speaker 1: It's also like, cause listen, I think once again, like

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Speaker 1: the cell phone thing, it's no surprise here. I've seen

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Speaker 1: a lot of fights on the internet. I have never

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Speaker 1: and I've seen some. There's crazy fights on the internet.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen one take hold as fast as that happened. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's always this thing. And I remember this culturally where

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Speaker 1: there are a lot of people who go like, I don't.

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Speaker 3: Watch fight videos because that's just supporting more violence, that's

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Speaker 3: encouraging the sickness of our society, blah blah blah blah blah.

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Speaker 3: And this was so universally beloved by both the you

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Speaker 3: know what I mean, the sikos who already were watching

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Speaker 3: niggas fight on the Internet and the people who were

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Speaker 1: When was the last time you saw an internet fight

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Speaker 1: that had merch? There was chair merch immediately ya, shar

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Speaker 1: Keisha didn't even have have merch.

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Speaker 3: No, Sharkeisha broke a lady's face in two directions, and

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Speaker 3: we were like, that's just a good fight. Everybody, everybody

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Speaker 1: That was one that slowed me down. I remember when

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Speaker 1: Sharkisha came out. I remember being like, I don't I

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Speaker 2: That was That was one of those videos like I

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Speaker 2: was like, man, I gotta put her down.

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Speaker 3: This Sharkisha girl is too strong. She let her reach adulthood.

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Speaker 3: She's gonna she's gonna turn into thanos Yo.

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Speaker 2: She gave me the same feeling as I had when

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Speaker 2: I first watched that movie Hung Backed with Tony Jock Bro.

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Speaker 2: I was like, Yo, we gotta kill this figgure right now.

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Speaker 1: That's it. No more karate, that's it.

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Speaker 2: I would have been nowhere.

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Speaker 1: Bro here just jumping up with knees everywhere.

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Speaker 3: The fact that nobody's ever punched another person in the

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Speaker 3: face and yelled Yarkeisha like we yell kobe is it

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Speaker 3: feels like we missed an opportunity there. You know what

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Speaker 2: We could start that now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that can happen.

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Speaker 3: That's it's not too late.

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Speaker 1: You ever wonder what happened to the girl that she

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Speaker 3: The yeah, it's just three white girls lined up man

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Speaker 3: like yeah, yeah, we we learned a lesson. Yeah yeah yeah,

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Speaker 3: them big old the big old fists taught us something

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Speaker 3: Their faces are blurred to protect the permanent bruises Sharkisha

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Speaker 2: Nah? No. As soon as I saw I was like, nah, bro,

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Speaker 2: this we got aliens out here. Why is we like,

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Speaker 2: was like, ain't no way a nigga swimming becomes bigger

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Speaker 2: And I was just like, yo, like this gotta be

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Speaker 2: it was like a signal that I didn't even know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was the Avengers line of niggas with their

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I think that's my favorite movie that came out

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Speaker 3: Other filmmakers out there, But I think the niggas on

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So you know, in about ten years, I feel

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Speaker 1: Yeah about taxation with that representation.

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Speaker 2: But the person who started it was John Hancock, and

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Speaker 2: he was the richest nigga in Massachusetts. He had his

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Speaker 2: really I'm really looking forward to seeing, you know, if

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Speaker 3: Oh So if I'm if I'm understanding you correctly, because

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And they was like, hey, bro, the heat is own.

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Speaker 2: How can we get this up? Man?

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Speaker 1: Wow? Oh Like they were like they were like, they're

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Speaker 2: We gotta do something. We gotta clear this up.

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Speaker 1: And they're like, we're already black. Frank could swim fast

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Speaker 3: Let's just do a bunch of stuff they're not used

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Speaker 1: Yeah, in one video.

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Speaker 3: In one video, and see if that's enough to distract.

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Speaker 2: I've been to Jamaica and even them niggas don't be

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Speaker 2: It blew my mind it's the thing. Damn never in

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Speaker 2: help somebody else fight, You're gonna have to catch that fade.

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Speaker 1: Like if it was in my if it just me personally,

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Speaker 1: i'd have been like, damn shame, and what they're doing

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Speaker 1: to that guy over there, I would never hear. I

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Speaker 3: The way they're beating the ship out of my only son.

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Speaker 3: I pray that he's all right when there's this finished.

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Speaker 1: That's what he gets for swimming over there.

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Speaker 2: Just think about that. All them, all them black people

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Speaker 2: was like I'm gonna shoot somebody. I'm not about to

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Speaker 3: I will say that that is a surprising element that

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Speaker 3: I know exactly how to solve this.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Nobody threatened to go to a trunk nine.

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Speaker 3: Or a different pontoon. Nothing, hold up, I'm going to

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Speaker 3: my pontoon. Everybody start running. He got a hardpoone run

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm just like, nah it shit, don't not man

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Speaker 1: I mean, to the greater point, call me a sheeople

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Speaker 1: if you want to. I did for completely forget about

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Speaker 1: it like that's we didn't we we didn't talk about

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Speaker 1: the Aliens. Wait it totally. It worked. It worked. It

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Speaker 3: If if this was in fact a distraction, it was

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Speaker 3: an effective ass distraction I think for all of us.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, man, the Aliens is good, man, the Aliens

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Speaker 1: God damn what I mean, here's not one question you said.

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Speaker 1: You said it was six four black dudes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, where that coming. That's a good question, David. Where

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Speaker 3: the fun did you hear that?

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Speaker 1: It was on the shade room like DJV said?

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Speaker 3: DJV said, six four aliens are trying to talk to

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Speaker 1: My wife aliens. These aliens man talk about light skin

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Speaker 1: rage and a guy. Yeah, waito, where did you hear

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Speaker 3: Because I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know about that.

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Speaker 2: It was it was a part of the full the

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Speaker 2: Because you're not at a press conference.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: I'm big in the in the aliens and extra terrestrials

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Speaker 2: and all that. So I watched.

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Speaker 3: I watched all and you're saying that it's somewhere in

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So I'm gonna send j'all the video of

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Speaker 2: what they're saying. They trying to don't do that over here, So.

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Speaker 1: I'm not think about this again.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we just be saying stuff.

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Speaker 1: Wait, so did you ever read that book Behold a

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Speaker 1: Pale Horse?

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Speaker 2: I don't read come.

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Speaker 1: All right, well never mind, I'm out.

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Speaker 3: They don't want to. You don't want to at least

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Speaker 1: You just why do you read it? A bunch of

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Speaker 1: It was like it was like a book that like

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Speaker 1: It was like a bad kid's book. But they talk

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Speaker 1: I was wondering about it.

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Speaker 2: Bory, you know what book I will read though? Huh

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Speaker 2: I'm black and I went to yeah mm hmm, okay.

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Speaker 3: It's a Southside reverence.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I was like cool, man, Oh it's not. Did Adam

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Speaker 1: Bethune say that?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 1: That guy got me. I don't want to like talk

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Speaker 1: about your show on your show like show exception. Adam

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Speaker 1: Bethune made me laugh.

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Speaker 5: Man, you guys are you guys are dumb?

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Speaker 3: You're sweet?

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Speaker 2: I loved it because I was at Yale at the

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Speaker 2: this is this is very accurate, very pop.

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Speaker 1: You're really all over the place. You were in Africa

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Speaker 1: one time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, man, you were in Africa.

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Speaker 3: You went to Yale. You're in Africa one time.

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Speaker 1: People do those two things. That's a lot.

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Speaker 3: It's a weekend for sure.

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Speaker 2: It's funny. I'm going to Rome tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Yo's gonna d M me about that too, Rome. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's that's a that's only for me.

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Speaker 3: And sorry, that's okay. Sometimes it's not for me, and

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Speaker 3: that's that's just fine.

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Speaker 2: I mean no, it's for everybody. Boy witnessed me destroyed

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Speaker 2: Stokes's whole my cheese smell.

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Speaker 1: That was fucked up. You came into our house talking

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Speaker 1: like that's it, that's his ship. And then Pap came

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Speaker 1: no like nothing, just beat him then kind of set

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Speaker 3: I will say that that I've I've read and and

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Speaker 3: And and I think that probably hurts even more than

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Speaker 3: the nigga being like fuck you eat your wife out

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Speaker 1: The saying that crazy, that's crazy. Is that what you

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Speaker 3: I think so. I think I I'm threatening to go

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Speaker 3: play it.

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Speaker 1: I want you to know.

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Speaker 3: I want you to know I'll bust your ass and

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00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,880
Speaker 3: then I'll make your your lady come different than you

445
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 3: know how to make her come.

446
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,200
Speaker 1: That is that would get in my head though. I'm

447
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,719
Speaker 1: telling you, if I was trying to do you up

448
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 1: and you said that, that would fuck me up.

449
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,400
Speaker 3: What you're going to what you're gonna do? Go home

450
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 3: and just have a regular dinner, no, sir, not with

451
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 3: that in your brain.

452
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 2: So you were full Kevin Gartinet, your wife dastes like Cherio.

453
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:58,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I ate your wife's pussy. It's hard

454
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 1: because it's so intimate. If that implies an emotional bond

455
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,640
Speaker 1: that I'd rather you not having.

456
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, she felt safe with me.

457
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,239
Speaker 1: She doesn't even let me do that.

458
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,359
Speaker 3: All right, we have long we have gone long past

459
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 3: this break. We're gonna take a break. We'll be back

460
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 3: with more Pap Johnson and more. My mama told me.

461
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 1: Denver, Colorado, Are you lucky? Or what my mama told me?

462
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 1: Is doing a live show this Friday night as part

463
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 1: of the High Planes Comedy Festival. We're gonna be at

464
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:45,640
Speaker 1: the High Dive at seven South Broadway in Denver, Friday night,

465
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 1: September twenty second, eight to nine thirty. For tickets, go

466
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 1: ahead and go on to High Clanscomedyfestival dot com. That's

467
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:58,160
Speaker 1: h I G H P L A I n Ascomedyfestival

468
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:06,120
Speaker 1: dot com. We think the bigger, the booty, the finer idiot,

469
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: and now we can convince her she walt switching that

470
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,400
Speaker 1: big old booty and all that.

471
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:15,199
Speaker 6: It ain't nothing but do do anything.

472
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 1: We are back. Yeah, what was I doing?

473
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:35,239
Speaker 4: Oh?

474
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 3: We're back.

475
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 1: Back over here talking about aliens with Pap Johnson. There's

476
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 1: nothing but.

477
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 3: I guess The question I have for you before we

478
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 3: jump into this research is, Okay, you are saying that

479
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 3: these aliens potentially are are living amongst us. They're using

480
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,439
Speaker 3: this moment to sort of like clear the dust on

481
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 3: the explosion that got dropped with the government quote unquote

482
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 3: admitting that there are aliens. Do you think that they

483
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 3: have this is their first sort of like collective appearance

484
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,919
Speaker 3: or do you think that they have done things like

485
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 3: this before in the past to distract to free us

486
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 3: of getting too close to their existence.

487
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 2: And I think it's like their strategy. I think they

488
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 2: understand humans very well. So it's like anytime y'all get

489
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 2: some heat on me, you know how it is, Hey man,

490
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,679
Speaker 2: it's the way Kobe did. Kobe got caught fucking bitches

491
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 2: and he was like, hey man, shock be fucking bitches too,

492
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 2: Kobe clear misdirectors.

493
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 3: Is that mamba mentality? We people always talk about the grime,

494
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 3: but that's also part of the mamba mentality And you

495
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 3: got to acknowledge that.

496
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I mean, I love Kobe, man. I'm mad

497
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 2: that he passed away because now I can't, you know,

498
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 2: recite my favorite Shack line, which is Kobe how my

499
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 2: eyes taste.

500
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: Tell me my as that was a crazy move.

501
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 2: That was it was a wild time. Like I say

502
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 2: that all the time, and it's kind of sounds up

503
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 2: to you.

504
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: It's like it's like call Kelly music. You can still

505
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 1: do it in the house.

506
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think now you just have to say it

507
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 3: and then do this afterwards, you know what I mean?

508
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 3: You just got to like tell me how my ass

509
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 3: daye we miss you?

510
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 2: Go? Yeah, Kelly original passport bro oh.

511
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 3: No offering trips to women and eat the LP.

512
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you got your shots?

513
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 3: I missed that. We used to have that drop. I

514
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 3: missed that one. That was a good drop. Okay. I

515
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 3: I did a fair amount of research on your conspiracy

516
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 3: theory that I to just get all of your thoughts on. Now,

517
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 3: keep in mind, I did not necessarily enter this believing

518
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 3: what you believed, that these were the aliens walking amongst us.

519
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 3: So some of this research I think may not even

520
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 3: apply all the way to what you were talking about.

521
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 3: But let's just start at the beginning, as it pertains

522
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 3: to the possibility of possibilities of aliens actually existing. Right,

523
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 3: the observable universe, according to research, is said to contain

524
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 3: more than two trillion galaxies, two trillion galaxies in our

525
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 3: galaxy alone. The Milky Way contains more than one hundred

526
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 3: billion stars. And so now through whatever math motherfuckers would

527
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 3: be mathing, essentially say that each of those stars, it's

528
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 3: basically been proven that nearly every star has at least

529
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 3: one planet that orbits that star, which basically means that

530
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 3: there are more than twenty sex tillion, which is like

531
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 3: twenty billion trillion worlds.

532
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, that's twenty that has a lot of sex.

533
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 3: It's a horny ass twenty a lot. It's twenty and

534
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 3: it's rock hard.

535
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: Twenty that's gonna eat out your wife.

536
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 3: Twenty billion trillion worlds that potentially can contain life. And

537
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 3: so either Earth is truly a miracle beyond explanation, or

538
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 3: it is frankly silly for us to believe we are

539
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 3: alone in the universe.

540
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I always thought, and I didn't even know.

541
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: I thought the universe was half that size that I

542
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 1: believe it. It's like there's a bunch of space out there,

543
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: there's not another This only happened here this one time.

544
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

545
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but you're like, by my calculations, there's about

546
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 3: ten sex tillion planets out there with life on them.

547
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: Bro, if there was one hundred, I'd be like, yeah,

548
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 1: I gonna happen again. Mm hm my curiosity. You know

549
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: what I always wonder about aliens is like I don't

550
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: think that we're the most efficient, Like I want to

551
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: know what their makeup is, like, how they move, like

552
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 1: what their system of propulsion and stuff is. Like, I

553
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: don't think that this is probably the most efficient body

554
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 1: makeup out there for intelligent life. Mmmm that like running,

555
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: ain't ain't it well? Like maybe they got like three

556
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: ankles or something. I don't know. I don't know what

557
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: they got ankles, maybe not even It just seems like

558
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: it could develop a lot of ways better than we

559
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: can't even be all that cold or all that hot,

560
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 1: Like that's not that good.

561
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you I think if the human body, like

562
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 3: especially for babies, if they get a temperature over like

563
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 3: one hundred and four, they're basically gonna die.

564
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: That's a bad boy.

565
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 3: That's not good. That's not a great setup for survival

566
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 3: in the universe.

567
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: Bad body, baby, bad baby.

568
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 3: We say we say that a lot on the show.

569
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 2: It's like your baby built bad.

570
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: He's kind of cute. I guess why.

571
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 3: He's got a nice face with that baby got a

572
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 3: shitty bottle?

573
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: Why are your baby built like Reginald Bell Johnson?

574
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 2: Your baby need a bb ill bad.

575
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 1: But then the problem is then you'll be like, damn

576
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: that baby stick as hell. God, baby, you see that baby,

577
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: don't marry me.

578
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 3: Come on, man, you gotta leave that baby somewhere else.

579
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 3: That baby stressing me out.

580
00:33:59,040 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: I got my wife.

581
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 2: We're here just thinking about changing your baby's dyke.

582
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: It smells like do do all change it? All right?

583
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:13,879
Speaker 1: All right?

584
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:18,280
Speaker 3: Now you're going to jail, big dog. Now you're an inmate.

585
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 3: What's shark keisha? So so with that, let's unpack a

586
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 3: little bit of what actually happened as it relates to

587
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 3: the July sort of explosion. When this dude, David Groosh Grush,

588
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,760
Speaker 3: I'm not sure how to pronounce his name, and frankly,

589
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,919
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck, but this David Grush guy,

590
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 3: who is a former member of the u A P.

591
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:55,800
Speaker 3: U a P stands for Unidentified aerial Phenomena Unidentified aeriel

592
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 3: up pumps. But he was a former member of the

593
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 3: UAP Task Force, and he said that the government not

594
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 3: only had made direct contact with flying objects that are extraterrestrial,

595
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 3: but also had secret programs working to recover materials, both

596
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 3: living and mechanical from those crashed objects. Now here's where

597
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 3: it gets a little That's where it gets a little complicated,

598
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 3: and you're already saying cap So I'd love to hear

599
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 3: why you're saying that as it relates to this.

600
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 2: Dude, because I believe that we've been communicating with aliens.

601
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 2: Like I said, I'm a big UFO guy. What I

602
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 2: found out is Trump's uncle or grandfather is one of

603
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 2: the original dudes that was like funding like project Black

604
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 2: Book or blue Book or whatever the first likel MiB

605
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 2: type shit is.

606
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: I think it was actually Green Book places that we

607
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: could eat on the sides of the worlds aliens and

608
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 1: black together.

609
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 3: It was Trump's uncle driving around myhearschel ali looking for

610
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 3: alien sites. Chicken. They're tasting chicken, and Trump's uncles s

611
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 3: teaching myhearsal how to eat it.

612
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 2: So I think that's why we had space force. Like

613
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,840
Speaker 2: I think if any if we try to do anything

614
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 2: to Trump, He's gonna send space force down here, and

615
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,760
Speaker 2: it's just gonna be a bunch of niggas for Trump

616
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 2: because they gonna be, they gonna be.

617
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I met a lady from Space Force the

618
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: other day, did you. Yeah, my man's smashing ship.

619
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 2: He's put him on came. First of all.

620
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 3: I'd like to shake his hand like a god. Damn lord,

621
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 3: star lord. What can you can you? Can you hear us?

622
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 3: I can't hear ship? Yeah, it doesn't help to give

623
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 3: him the microphone if crazy. Wait, so you're you're having sex.

624
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 3: If we're understanding correctly, you're having sex with a lady

625
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 3: from the Space Force.

626
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 2: Uh.

627
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's the first sergeant in the Space Force.

628
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 3: So yeah, she got like ring whoa, and she's she's

629
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:23,280
Speaker 3: that's my lady, that's my chocolate. And she she's still

630
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 3: currently employed by the Space Force.

631
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's like a teacher for the Space Force.

632
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 3: He's like an instruction.

633
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 2: Damn to be teaching the aliens how to beat niggas.

634
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 2: Tell you.

635
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: She knows something. She's teaching the bonics.

636
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 3: And it's like those episodes of Family Matters where they

637
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 3: teach Erkle how to walk cool. Yeah, something like that.

638
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 3: What a manic fucking episode this is turning out to be.

639
00:37:50,239 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 7: I'm having a good time this highlight of my day, Denver, Colorado.

640
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 1: Are you lucky? Or what my Mama told me? Is

641
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: doing a live show this Friday night as part of

642
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: the High Planes Comedy Festival. We're gonna be at the

643
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: High Dive at seven South Broadway in Denver, Friday night,

644
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 1: September twenty second, eight to nine thirty. For tickets, go

645
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 1: ahead and go on to High Claimscomedyfestival dot com. That's

646
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 1: Hi G H P L A I and ascomedyfestival dot com.

647
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 3: So I'm glad that you said cap as it relates

648
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 3: to some of this, because it turns out that this dude,

649
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,720
Speaker 3: while he was in fact a member of the UAP

650
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 3: Task Force, there seem to be a few issues complications

651
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 3: with his testimony, namely that while he says that they've

652
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 3: discovered the physical bodies of the quote unquote pilots that

653
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 3: were in these planes or flying objects, he has no

654
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 3: definitive evidence of them and also admits that he himself

655
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 3: has never actually seen any of these specimens. He was

656
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 3: just repeating back shit he was told. And though he

657
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 3: says that like part of the reason he can't talk

658
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 3: more about the shit and have better explanations for some

659
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,360
Speaker 3: of the stuff is because of a safety a public

660
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 3: safety issue, and he's willing to do it behind closed doors.

661
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 3: There does seem to be a little bit of a

662
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 3: fishy quality to the way that he's approaching the entire thing.

663
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Kiky Palmer should be in charge of

664
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 2: this scene and got proof of.

665
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 3: Joe Kiggy's been been out here kicking it with the

666
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 3: real like the real motherfuckers, and she probably is aware

667
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 3: of who's an alien who's not.

668
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm right now, I can't fuck with that man.

669
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 1: So you believe, so you believe that he's lying in

670
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: that we you've always been in contact with aliens, Like

671
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: it's like you think he's down playing it.

672
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:08,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I feel like for I mean, like I said,

673
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 2: even if you watch ancient aliens man, like most of

674
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,760
Speaker 2: the ship in history, even like damn, what is it?

675
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 2: It's a picture of Jesus like from way back in

676
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 2: the day, and there's low key like a spaceship in

677
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 2: the in the painting like an actual painting.

678
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: People weren't that could have drawn back then.

679
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 3: So the hands too good, so like.

680
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 1: They could, they didn't have shading like it was very difficult.

681
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:44,879
Speaker 2: So I just I believe that, you know, aliens been

682
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 2: here this whole time. I mean, we can technically consider

683
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 2: anything that's not a human alien like pigeons. I ain't

684
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:55,280
Speaker 2: never seen a baby pigeon in my life.

685
00:40:55,719 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 3: Up, true story, Just the fuck up right there, full

686
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 3: grown when we see them.

687
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I got all my windows and seals somehow,

688
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 2: and that's still getting my house. I don't know. I

689
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 2: just don't know. So fruitflies, those are fruitflies. It's a

690
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 2: lot of shit that just don't make sense sometimes. So

691
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 2: I just think a lot of shit is aliens. Like

692
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 2: I said, I just found out I'm an alien. I

693
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 2: thought I was just for the longest time.

694
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 3: So one of the things that that is happening, or

695
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 3: at least the the they claim is happening, as it

696
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 3: relates to the committee. Obviously, this government sort of admission

697
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 3: whatever is that they are the House Oversight Committee, which

698
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 3: is who this dude was speaking to when he proclaimed

699
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 3: sort of like the existence of the aliens. The House

700
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 3: Oversight Committee is saying that they're gonna subpoena him and

701
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 3: subpoena the documents he claims exist to basically get a

702
00:41:55,880 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 3: more detailed explanation in private of all of these things.

703
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,919
Speaker 3: This is where I start to take issue, and maybe

704
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 3: this sort of aligned with what you're saying, Pep, is

705
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:10,359
Speaker 3: that when it becomes a private conversation amongst government officials,

706
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:14,800
Speaker 3: it doesn't feel like they have any more right or

707
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 3: or frankly proof of anything than we do. Like these

708
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 3: are just motherfucker they're elected officials. Like what difference does

709
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 3: it make that they get to hear it privately versus

710
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 3: us and come back and be like, yes, we talked

711
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 3: to them, it is real or it ain't or whatever.

712
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: The fuck it is.

713
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 3: It just becomes a lot of sort of like it

714
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 3: feels deceptive at that point.

715
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's like the high feeling they be telling

716
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 2: you they got a bitch and be like, man, let's

717
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 2: show me, Like let me see you facetiming like this

718
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 2: is my relationship.

719
00:42:54,120 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a special work.

720
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 3: Or whatever. So yeah, it does feel like we are

721
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:18,800
Speaker 3: this This conversation got handed off to the professionals quote unquote,

722
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 3: which is an easy way for it to get then

723
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 3: get like sort of like stuffed down and hidden behind

724
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 3: a bunch of walls that we're never gonna see it again.

725
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 3: It doesn't not remind me of like, uh, like the

726
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:36,280
Speaker 3: Robert Muller shit, like when Trump got got in trouble

727
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 3: because they said that he colluded with Russia whatever, whatever, whatever,

728
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 3: and then we hire this special counsel to come resolve

729
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 3: the issue. And then Robert Muller comes out and he goes, yo,

730
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 3: I did my ship, and I can't definitively prove that

731
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 3: he did in fact do the thing. But that's specific

732
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 3: legal language. That's not necessarily him being like he didn't

733
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 3: do the thing. It's just being I can't believe it

734
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 3: enough for us to take this to court. So it

735
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 3: is what it is, peace out. And it feels like

736
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 3: this could be the same thing with the aliens.

737
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hey, shut the fuck up.

738
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 1: I'm saying, as far as proof goes, I don't need

739
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 1: ten out of ten proof, all right, with seven out

740
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,799
Speaker 1: of ten to be honest C minus level proof.

741
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, And that is that is sort of like the

742
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 3: government's hard That is the government's whole position inside of

743
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 3: this shit is they go, as it relates to the aliens,

744
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 3: they specifically go, we cannot definitively prove that these unidentified

745
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:39,280
Speaker 3: flying objects are extra terrestrial. They don't say they can't.

746
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 3: They have no they have zero doubt or they they

747
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 3: absolutely know for sure it isn't extra terrestrial. They just

748
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 3: say they can't for sure prove it, and therefore they

749
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,839
Speaker 3: won't call it that until they can.

750
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey man, there's some shit out there. Man, I

751
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:57,919
Speaker 2: don't know who's flying and I don't know what theyre doing.

752
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, It's like I saw it and I'm like, okay,

753
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: well that's enough. Yeah, I need you to analyze it.

754
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 3: But they also acknowledge that the technology that they're witnessing

755
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 3: far exceeds any technology known to this planet, which makes

756
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 3: it sort of this this almost non starter as far

757
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,839
Speaker 3: as what it actually could be.

758
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 2: I mean, I believe in Godzilla. That's why I'm going

759
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 2: to the open water. So Okay, I can't I can't

760
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 2: prove it, but I'll be like, nah, I can't be

761
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 2: the first nigga that get attacked by Godzilla.

762
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 1: That's now. Do you believe in Godzilla? And Japan are

763
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 1: all over the whole ocean?

764
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 2: I mean, see Godzilla, he attacked Japan because they be

765
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 2: they be wild with the nukes. That's my theory is

766
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 2: that Godzilla is chilled. He just he'd just be having

767
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 2: a check niggas and every time they put a nuke

768
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 2: in the in the water. He'd be like, hey, bro,

769
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 2: what the fuck is wrong with you? You gotta let

770
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 2: them know.

771
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 3: So, yeah, Japan, Japan really needs to chill out with

772
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 3: the nukes. Not like us, I mean for you. Yeah,

773
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 3: we've really handled our history with nuclear warfare perfectly now times.

774
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: And then we got out of the gameplace.

775
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 3: With no army.

776
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,360
Speaker 2: Hey man. You know sometimes, you know, sometimes when a

777
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 2: nigga gets slapped, you blame the nigga that got slapped.

778
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 2: Hey man, why you put your hands up?

779
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: Exactly? Also, if I only do it once, you might

780
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 1: not think I'm gonna do it again. That's fair, you

781
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I gotta do it twice. So

782
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 1: now you know I have a history of doing this. Yeah.

783
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 3: That and that's where Will Smith fucked up. He should

784
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 3: have he should have swung again, just hit him with

785
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 3: a two piece. Now now we know, we can't even

786
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,919
Speaker 3: talk slick about you big really out here.

787
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 1: The one just feels like, damn, he got pressed that

788
00:46:48,400 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 1: one time, just like oh he was. He was really

789
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 1: out of character. Twice He's like he does.

790
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,359
Speaker 3: It's like he does. He's out here.

791
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 1: You got beat up by somebody. Twice it didn't happen

792
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 1: the third time, I promised.

793
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 2: No third time, you're getting shot?

794
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, unless it's like a like a family,

795
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:15,320
Speaker 1: like a parent or something.

796
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:16,280
Speaker 3: And then you see.

797
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:23,800
Speaker 2: Once again, Alabama brawl. Somebody gotta get shot.

798
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: You guys are monsters. That's cool.

799
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 3: The to the point that you made about about this

800
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 3: Alabama Riverfront brawl happening, the timing is a little curious, right,

801
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:43,720
Speaker 3: So this this committee meeting happens, it's it's late July,

802
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:48,720
Speaker 3: and then on August I believe fifth, essentially a week later,

803
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 3: the Alabama Riverfront brawl happens.

804
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 1: Uh.

805
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 3: And I looked up the results of the brawl because

806
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 3: I don't think.

807
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: My ship has come in.

808
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 3: I wanted to see the results as related to like

809
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 3: criminal charges for the people that participated in this brawl.

810
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 3: And apparently there were thirteen people who were arrested and

811
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:27,279
Speaker 3: detained as a result of the brawl, including, unfortunately, the

812
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 3: man with the folding chair, the king, nay, the king

813
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 3: with the folding chair, whose name, and I can't wait

814
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 3: to tell you, guys, is Reggie Ray. Reggie Ray with

815
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 3: a folding chair.

816
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 1: I was hoping you were going to say, Sharkisha.

817
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 3: Reggie Sharkisha Ray with the folding chair was arrested. He

818
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,760
Speaker 3: was only forty two, which he looked older in that video.

819
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 2: I thought that was like seventy five.

820
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that was a cool eighty eight year

821
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 3: old man beating the breaks off of people would have

822
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 3: vol int here. But thirteen people were arrested and detained.

823
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 3: But this is where it gets especially interesting for me,

824
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:12,359
Speaker 3: is that the first three people to be arrested were

825
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 3: the white guys. They started with the white guys, which

826
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:20,800
Speaker 3: historically feels very false to this country.

827
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 1: Unless the white guys are the humans with social Security

828
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: numbers and tax iteas.

829
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 3: And that's where I start to feel like maybe Pap

830
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 3: is onto something. It's like, goddamn, why historically, And it's

831
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 3: not that I'm not rooting for the white guys getting arrested,

832
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 3: believe me, I am, but it feels historically like they

833
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 3: went out of their way to seek justice against the

834
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 3: only people they could in fact seek justice on, which

835
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 3: was the human beings in this one.

836
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, because Reggie Race sounds like a made up name.

837
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 1: It does sound it sounds made up yourself. Also, I

838
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys as computers, the same as mine.

839
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 1: But as soon as we started talking, that top perhaps

840
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 1: camera cut out. I can't see him anymore. WHOA, No,

841
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 1: I see him fine, but oh, I can't see him

842
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 1: at all. I know this just come some kind of

843
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 1: bluetooth thing. I don't know.

844
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 5: I don't bluetooth.

845
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:18,399
Speaker 1: He starts blowing on it.

846
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, the three the three G from his bluetooth is

847
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:24,760
Speaker 3: disrupting the computer waves.

848
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 2: I appreciate that. You think my bluetooth got three g.

849
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 1: Man, he's only got two of them.

850
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 2: He's got a single G.

851
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,319
Speaker 3: It it don't get it's gonna get that second G.

852
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta dip it in. Rice, it's gonna

853
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:39,799
Speaker 3: get that second G.

854
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 5: Oh.

855
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 3: So so to this, I I guess where I land

856
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 3: in this, and BORI, I'd love to hear your thoughts.

857
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,840
Speaker 3: I personally don't know that I'm one hundred percent convinced

858
00:50:55,840 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 3: that these individuals themselves were aliens. But I think there

859
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 3: is a pretty legitimate case to be made that this

860
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 3: entire incident feels like it could have been a perfect

861
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 3: distraction on the government's part to, you know, make it

862
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 3: so that this conversation, which was continuing to fucking happen

863
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 3: for longer than the Internet ever has conversations go away.

864
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 1: I agree, I think that I do. I think with

865
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,319
Speaker 1: the swimming and all the weird shit that happened, it

866
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 1: is possible that these people were aliens. I think even

867
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 1: if it was just a coincidence that this fight happened,

868
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: the level that it was ramped up feels intentional in

869
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:44,319
Speaker 1: a way, because there are fights this outstanding on the

870
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 1: Internet every single day. Niggas get beat up every day.

871
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 1: B But like you know what I mean, you know

872
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, So like it doesn't feel like it

873
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 1: does feel like there was some some sort of like

874
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: attempt to kind of ramp this one up. So yeah,

875
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,800
Speaker 1: I'm actually I'm with the whole thing. They could be aliens.

876
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 2: He was swimming fast, the fastest ship. We ain't seen niggas.

877
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 2: We ain't seen niggas swim since that Terrence Howard movie.

878
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 3: That was a true movie movie.

879
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,319
Speaker 1: No, it was not, come on you that that was

880
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: one of. That was one of. That was one of

881
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 1: Bernie Mack's better dramatic performances. It was that Jangle Egg

882
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: in Life and The Pastor and Friday were his three best.

883
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 2: You sound like me when I say Held Up is

884
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,240
Speaker 2: Jamie Fox's best movie.

885
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 1: I mean it's a good film.

886
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 3: Hey, you guys are being reckless and we don't We

887
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 3: don't even know if that man is still alive. I'm

888
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 3: not gonna talk wet right, even if he alive, them

889
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 3: hair follicles are dead. I'm not gonna talk about him.

890
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: I feel I feel like parts of him are dead.

891
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we we can all agree parts of Jamie

892
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:07,280
Speaker 3: Fox are dead, even if you believe he is still alive.

893
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't heard him sing in a long time.

894
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,399
Speaker 1: That it's gonna sound different when he was singing though,

895
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 1: Remember the first time he heard unpredictable.

896
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 2: I've seen the Jamie Fox Show theme song, Damn there

897
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 2: once a week here?

898
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, good show.

899
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 3: Yeah that was a trash song, but I liked it.

900
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 3: I really enjoyed it when it was once again.

901
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:46,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great.

902
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 3: Well, Pat, I think we did it. I think this

903
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 3: this covers the conspiracy. Certainly. I think work was done today.

904
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:58,719
Speaker 3: I don't know quality or not we did it. Could

905
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 3: you tell the people where they can find you and

906
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,240
Speaker 3: what cool shit you have going on.

907
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 2: At PAP M F. Johnson, pap motherfucking Johnson on all

908
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 2: the socials.

909
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, we knew what the MF stood for. Man, Just

910
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 3: so y'all know it's not Maurice Franklin. His motherfucking.

911
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's Pat with two p's. Oh. I'm gonna be

912
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 2: headlining the Improv show at the Hollywood Improv on September

913
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:33,359
Speaker 2: twenty second, come out. It should be good. I get

914
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 2: to talk a lot of dumb shit and I got

915
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 2: some some homies on there. That should be really good show,

916
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 2: really fun. Other than that, I'm about to go to

917
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 2: Rome and see where Dominic Toretto saved the Vatican, So

918
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 2: I'm excited about that.

919
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 3: I kind of black man. Dominic Toretto, Well, we don't know,

920
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 3: we don't know white siblings.

921
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 2: His child is black. That's the only black person in

922
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 2: that franchise. That's okay, Tyree, I apologize.

923
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:08,760
Speaker 3: And Luda, Luda's black, the little British lady, she's sort

924
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:09,280
Speaker 3: of black.

925
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:11,919
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And bow Wow is in there.

926
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 3: Bow Wow's back, baby, and he's chubby this time. So

927
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 3: you can reform the way you want to.

928
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah wow, y'ao wow.

929
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 1: I like that.

930
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 3: That's where you draw the line. You're like, hey man,

931
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,319
Speaker 3: we came back on's wait.

932
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're talking about thick babies like fifteen minutes ago.

933
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 3: But bow wow, who's built like a thick baby? Is

934
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 3: where you go?

935
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:34,840
Speaker 2: No?

936
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 3: I can't.

937
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 1: I love fat bow Wow.

938
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 2: He's been through too much, man, you gotta get that

939
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 2: better pass.

940
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:44,439
Speaker 1: No, he's seen a lot.

941
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 2: I see that.

942
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:47,359
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure.

943
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:49,920
Speaker 3: Boy. You want to tell the people where they can

944
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 3: find you?

945
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 1: Uh yeah? Cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram. I'm

946
00:55:54,160 --> 00:56:00,400
Speaker 1: currently on tour. I got all kinds of places coming up. Indianapolis, England,

947
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 1: since Columbus, Cincinnati, Morgantown, West Virginia, New York. Uh so

948
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: Fall South Dakota, a bunch of weird places. Go to

949
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:12,319
Speaker 1: bring David a Plate dot com h and yeah come out.

950
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 2: Oh.

951
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 1: Also, we're doing my mama told me as part of

952
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 1: the High Planes Comedy Festival, Denver, Colorado Friday.

953
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 3: Yes, it's that Friday, the twenty second. I believe at seven,

954
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:30,879
Speaker 3: okay that you know more than me.

955
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:39,319
Speaker 1: At eight at eight at the Skylark Lounge. Go to

956
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:43,879
Speaker 1: High Planescomedyfestival dot com for tickets.

957
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, man, goddamn.

958
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 2: I felt like Michael Jordan's space there. You was just

959
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 2: reading the card off the help screen.

960
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 1: Oh you mean incredible acting, you mean a tour de force.

961
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: But the man gave it is all, and it wasn't

962
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 1: very much.

963
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 3: It wasn't a lie, but he gave everything he had

964
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 3: and somehow was still better than Lebron as.

965
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 1: Version of the thing that he's a better actor than Michael.

966
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 3: Two, guys, guys, I don't think I think we would

967
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 3: be absurd to suggest even for a second that the

968
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 3: performance in Space Dam one was somehow worse than Lebron's

969
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 3: performance in Space Dam two.

970
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're that's not correct.

971
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 3: Do you think Space Jam two gives a better a

972
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 3: better showing as a as an actor.

973
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 1: I didn't think this was even wild. I didn't know

974
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 1: this was.

975
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 2: Even We could love Michael Jordan, but he was a

976
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,720
Speaker 2: better baseball player than he is an actor.

977
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 3: I couldn't disagree more. I think the comedic time and

978
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 3: he showed with bugs, money and Bill Murray was was

979
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 3: what I think. I think he never stepped on a

980
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 3: single joke. The movie stayed funny despite how awful he was.

981
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 3: Was I wish this didn't come up at the end,

982
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 3: was Space Let's just let's just have the conversation we've

983
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 3: got time. Let's let's be honest with Space Jam two. Funny.

984
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 3: At any point in the film, Len when Lebron was

985
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:26,479
Speaker 3: in the film, could he land a single joke?

986
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 2: Yes, his hair.

987
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 1: Boom, as the kids used to say, he's on fire.

988
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 1: I'm steepling my hands because I feel like this will

989
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 1: help me win the argument. Okay, police, I also don't

990
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: have a point. Here's the thing. I feel like, as

991
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 1: a as just an actor, Lebron is unquestionably a better

992
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 1: actor than Michael Jordan.

993
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 3: That's not my argument. Okay, continue, I I don't disagree

994
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 3: with you. I think Lebron is probably a better actor

995
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,919
Speaker 3: than Michael Jordan. He was pretty good in train Wreck.

996
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 3: I'm saying that, pound for pound, Michael Jordan gave a

997
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 3: better performance in Space Jam one than Lebron gave in

998
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 3: Space Dam two.

999
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:11,320
Speaker 1: I gotta go back and watch that. But I don't.

1000
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:13,439
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. My gut tells me that you're

1001
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 1: I don't believe you.

1002
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 3: I don't recommend rewatching either film. I think that they're

1003
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 3: they're bad for your liver.

1004
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 1: I mean, the second one to watch, and somehow it

1005
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:25,960
Speaker 1: still sucked.

1006
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 3: It's it's big bad.

1007
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:29,920
Speaker 1: I like bad movies.

1008
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 2: I love bad movies, and I just I mean, I

1009
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 2: love Michael Jordan. I just wish he would look at

1010
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 2: the camera when he say his line.

1011
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 3: Listen, you want him staring down the barrel.

1012
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 2: When he's rather that than that nigga looking up to read.

1013
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 3: All right, well, agree to disagree anyway you can. You

1014
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 3: can follow me at Langston Carman on whatever the fun

1015
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 3: if you decide to follow me on and I have

1016
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 3: some shows coming up. October thirteenth and fourteenth, I'll be

1017
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:10,440
Speaker 3: at the House of Comedy in New Westminster, and then

1018
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 3: October twentieth and twenty first, I'll be at Dead Crow

1019
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:18,160
Speaker 3: in Wilmington, North Carolina, and then Burlington, Vermont. I'll be

1020
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:24,120
Speaker 3: there November tenth and November eleventh, and then finally November

1021
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:29,360
Speaker 3: seventeenth and eighteenth, I'll be at Hyenas Comedy Club in Dallas, Texas.

1022
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 3: Please come out, support, support, live goddamn comedy. And as always,

1023
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:36,840
Speaker 3: if you want to send us your own drops, your

1024
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 3: own conspiracy theories. If you want to accuse the white

1025
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,920
Speaker 3: people of being aliens in that video and you have

1026
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 3: sufficient evidence to do it, send it all to mymamapod

1027
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:50,280
Speaker 3: at gmail dot com. We would love to hear from you,

1028
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 3: and that should cover everything. Bye, bitch.

1029
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 6: I want you to know this, If your prayers include

1030
01:00:56,360 --> 01:01:00,200
Speaker 6: me to stop drinking, stop smoking, and stop having on

1031
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:01,480
Speaker 6: and stop watching.

1032
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 1: These little bitches spopped the ass.

1033
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 6: If if your prayers include any of those things, They're

1034
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 6: not gonna work because I'm rejecting them all and I

1035
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:11,040
Speaker 6: will be continuing in my saying we could ask motherfucking ways.

1036
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:12,520
Speaker 1: I guess it that the way you want to put.

1037
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:19,960
Speaker 3: The guy's gonna be growing daies. I grow chips in your.

1038
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 2: All.

1039
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 1: Koala bears are racist. The whole slayers who money watch

1040
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:32,720
Speaker 1: turning stuff

1041
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 2: Y'all can tell me