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Speaker 2: You to hear it.

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Speaker 1: It is definitely, of course about Taylor Swift and Travis

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Speaker 3: When Jeff asked us for song ideas. Whatever he hands

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Speaker 2: I never would have thought about. So good. It's so good.

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Speaker 1: So definitely comment, you know, give him some love because

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Speaker 1: I know he came in at three in the morning

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Speaker 4: So it works like Taylor dude never stopped.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, how he does these every week is insane. Jeff, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: before we get to the full show, what do you

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Speaker 2: got in the comment selection?

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Speaker 3: Well, speaking of Jeff's dark said determined Dave five of

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Speaker 3: saying Hi to Jeffrey until he says Hi back, Hi, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: But I just gotta let you know now, he's never

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Speaker 4: It's not gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: We make him stay in the AUC studio. Helly sings

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Speaker 2: We'll tell jeff you've said, hi, how about that find

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Speaker 2: another mission? Stick to it. I like your perseverance. It's needed. Right,

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to think, what's a fringe benefit that we

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they've taken all of our privileges away, basically. Typically,

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Speaker 5: Beats out almost anything else. It's free yoga classes in

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Speaker 5: Jake Let's do it. Today is National Sports.

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Speaker 9: Day, celebrating athleticism, physical competition, and of course, scantily claud

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Speaker 9: But let's be honest, some of the greatest moments in

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Speaker 10: They happened to the big screen.

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Speaker 9: Has given us countless underdog stories, miracle comebacks, and motivational

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Speaker 9: Who would know more about sports than the former college

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Speaker 2: That's Brook, it's actually bal ball. There was a deep squad.

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Speaker 5: Which is a lot.

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Speaker 10: Nineteen eighty nine.

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Speaker 10: You build it, they will come.

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Speaker 5: Corn in the Baseball Field.

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Speaker 5: Also, if you build it, they will come? Is what

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Speaker 10: No more, boy, people.

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Speaker 2: The omelet bar yoga classes.

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Speaker 5: Joe, Well both, let's get them all back to the sports.

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Speaker 3: It's something about like a miracle or baseball or a diamond.

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Speaker 5: What is it called?

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Speaker 10: Jaball field dreams.

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Speaker 2: I knew it.

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Speaker 5: I said miracle, Brook, you got it right.

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Speaker 9: We should let her rename all the sports movies. Once

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Speaker 4: Her story was an athlete in an Olympic sports.

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Speaker 1: But and she knows people who have been to the Olympics,

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Speaker 5: But these are Olympic movies, and I.

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Speaker 4: I don't care, Alexis. I have faith in you.

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Speaker 4: I know she's gonna get it right, Jake, Let's go Alexis.

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Speaker 9: Based off a true story, this four man Jamaican Bob

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Speaker 10: Jose believed in Alexis and it was his demise to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: Number number eight.

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Speaker 10: Jeffrey, your hint is pigskin. Do you believe in Alexis?

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Speaker 5: I believe in her to take this to the longest yard.

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Speaker 9: Ian Touey who helps a homeless teenager into an NFL player.

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Speaker 9: Name this two thousand and nine sports drama.

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Speaker 2: Jeff's right, I am Rudy because it's the blind size.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, blind, And as Jose is the only one who

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Speaker 5: Plenty of twenty Alexis. So since Jose is the only

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Speaker 4: Are the Champions, my friend. That was really good.

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Speaker 2: I can tell you enjoy.

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Speaker 5: your phone tap coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 7: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: I know there's more than one person in this room

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Speaker 5: looking forward to fall, because it's known around here as

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Speaker 5: You know, I've never even heard of these terms before this.

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Speaker 5: Yes, it's for animal authenticity. They say it's twenty times

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Speaker 5: A twenty five year old influencer says, quote, it's definitely

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Speaker 5: Work out with all the other quadrants. One personal trainer

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Speaker 2: I feel like I've already done him in my life.

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Speaker 5: I met an annointment for it, but we're gonna look

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Speaker 5: so snatched at the start of fall. Once we're done

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Speaker 5: with this. Laser Stories is next. It's the radio segment

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Speaker 5: that's proud to launch a brand new charity called Feed

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, honestly, they need it.

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Speaker 5: We're just twelve cents a day. You can provide a

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Speaker 2: I've given them fries. I'm giving them fries.

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Speaker 5: Yeah that's too much, Brook, But you can't help feed

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Speaker 5: the hadids with Laser Stories. There's segment where we read

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Speaker 5: except we've got a laser because that the catwalk queens

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Speaker 5: Forty four year old Antonio Delgado walked into a cafe

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Speaker 2: Oh oh man, that's a big deal in Spain.

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Speaker 5: They love mm hmm, that's why. Surveillance cameras then showed

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Speaker 5: him getting up from his table and talking to a

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Speaker 13: Oh my god, he was gonna buy mayo.

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Speaker 1: I am sure this isn't Florida.

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Speaker 5: Maybe it's the Florida of Spain. But flames shot up

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Speaker 4: I love those criminal videos.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, when you see him try to break a window,

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Speaker 4: Off and hit.

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Speaker 5: That's definitely Antonio. He was tracked down and caught shortly afterwards.

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Speaker 5: The damage is estimated to be around ten thousand dollars.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's a lot, and he's looking at ninety days

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Speaker 5: in jail, all because they were out of Mayo.

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Speaker 2: Okay, lovers, Yeah, don't mess with Mayo, man.

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Speaker 5: That's why you got to keep a packet in your

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Speaker 2: And everyone knows. Mayo's better when it's oh.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Squeeze is out, easier when it's warmer. This next

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Speaker 5: Lazer story is out of I Love Love Headquarters. There's

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Speaker 5: no one more excited about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's

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Speaker 13: Oh I'm gonna themselves.

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Speaker 5: No, even the brands are more excited than Travis because

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Speaker 2: That's pretty smart. They're on it.

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Speaker 10: That is really smart.

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Speaker 5: But if you missed out on that one, don't worry.

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Speaker 5: There's still more that you can get in on. Starting today,

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Speaker 5: California Pizza Kitchen is offering customers heart shaped pizzas to

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Speaker 5: celebrate their love. Wait CPK, you can order the it's

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Speaker 5: a love story pizza. Oh, I get it for the

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Speaker 5: next thirteen days his favorite number, and they are available

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Speaker 4: Is that also a thing for her.

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Speaker 5: To get it? No, there's nothing to it.

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Speaker 2: It's nineteen eighty nine.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they really should, They really should divide them.

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Speaker 8: Yes.

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Speaker 5: Also, door Dash is jumping on Taylor's favorite number by

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, but you have to spell it out

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Speaker 2: Well, that's actually good to know, Jeff.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a little bit tough to spell, so good

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Speaker 5: Wild Wings has offered to cater the happy Couple's wedding

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Speaker 4: You know, Jason Kelsey would be so down for.

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Speaker 1: This, such as every bride wants to eat greasy chicken

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Speaker 5: Should because nothing says forever like forty flavors of sauce

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Speaker 5: This next laser story is out of Sweet treat HQ

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Speaker 5: and Hungry All this time Man, a researcher at the

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Speaker 13: Yes, yeah, you don't have to make chocolate taste better.

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Speaker 2: It's like the best What did you tell me before

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Speaker 1: I literally just ate a chocolate rees and I guess

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Speaker 5: Song Brook, don't worry, I've got you covered on this,

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Speaker 5: reviewing sixty years of scientific research on multisensory integration, and

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Speaker 2: Can we get to that point?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why we are going to try it live

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Speaker 5: So this is a piece of pure chocolate for you

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Speaker 2: I shared with Alexis.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to default to brook on this. Ready, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: all right, play the song? Yeah chocolate, Okay? Is it

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Speaker 5: What described is it tasting different?

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Speaker 2: I think we need to keep doing this and you

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Speaker 5: I was keeping these in my underwear just so if

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it's real, but sixty four seconds is basically

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Speaker 1: Wow, this second one really not hidden like that first one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna spit out.

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Speaker 2: No, I saw it.

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Speaker 5: You gotta bring back that song. It is available on

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Speaker 4: A diabetic that is like a horror music.

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Speaker 5: And you know you can't apply that sixty four second

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: There used to be a person we worked with here.

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Speaker 5: Don't want to say that person's name, but they used

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Speaker 2: We are talking about now, I'm curious, I'm not going to.

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Speaker 5: Say their name. Broh, can you believe that weird Flex

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Speaker 5: of the strangest brags people have ever said to their friends, family,

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Speaker 5: You're gonna hear it coming up right after this. Some

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Speaker 5: when I was named mister Fallbrook Mall nineteen eighty nine

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Speaker 1: I mean that's usually when people ask me, like, what's

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Speaker 1: jeff Like, that's the first thing I got that's worth saying.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for mentioning it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a hot baby.

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Speaker 5: Something not worth bragging about. When Brooke haggled at her

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Speaker 5: I won't pay seventy five cents for a half dozen brownies.

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Speaker 5: You'll give those to me for free and then maybe

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Speaker 5: I'll sign your T shirt.

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Speaker 2: I kid learn stuffing if.

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Speaker 5: You ask me. Yeah, you're proud of it. The reason

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Speaker 5: came out that asked people to share the weirdest flexes

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Speaker 5: that they've ever heard somebody else say with a totally

452
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Speaker 5: straight face. This is gonna be good, so let's get

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Speaker 5: into it. Number ten said one of my managers prided

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Speaker 5: herself on being crazy busy. She proudly told me she

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Speaker 5: hasn't listened to any music in fifteen years because she

456
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Speaker 5: doesn't have the time.

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Speaker 4: It's impossible. How do you avoid music?

458
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Speaker 5: Serious?

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Speaker 2: What a stupid brag? That miserable life to me?

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Speaker 4: I didn't use it to escape.

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Speaker 1: I feel like the only brag is how you get

462
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Speaker 1: more PTO time?

463
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Speaker 2: How do you utilize that?

464
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Speaker 6: Use it?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Number nine a coworker boasted about never using their paid

467
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Speaker 5: time off. Why there we are and the days don't

468
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Speaker 5: roll over, so they would keep track in their cubicle

469
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Speaker 5: with a big sign that said so far, I've missed

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Speaker 5: twenty nine vacation days.

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Speaker 2: That is not at all and not healthy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, why do you think the company is still

473
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Speaker 5: afloat and able to give everybody else vacation because she

474
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Speaker 5: is sacrificing herself. Let's give them a little bit of respect.

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Speaker 4: Someone's brook slack.

476
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Speaker 2: I think the kids that didn't miss school in absences

477
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Speaker 2: up and skip.

478
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Speaker 5: A day, bro your life you Harvard grad Number eight.

479
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:23,640
Speaker 5: My brother in law is almost sixty. He always brags

480
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Speaker 5: about never eating fruits or vegetables. When I told him

481
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Speaker 5: that technically pizza sauce is made from tomatoes, he vowed

482
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Speaker 5: to never eat a pizza again.

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Speaker 2: Who he can?

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Speaker 5: He just learned that I think nothing but vegetables my

485
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Speaker 5: entire life.

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Speaker 2: See, he skipped too many days of health class. I

487
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Speaker 2: think the problem there's a balance.

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Speaker 5: These are from a new list of the most bizarre

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Speaker 5: flexes people have ever said, genuinely thinking they're cool because

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Speaker 5: of it. Number seven. I had a boss who used

491
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Speaker 5: to call my handwriting ugly and chicken scratch. She claims

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Speaker 5: she won an award for her handwriting back in third grade,

493
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Speaker 5: which was probably around sixty years ago.

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Speaker 1: I do feel like this is something you would brag about, Jeff,

495
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 1: you do have good penmanship.

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Speaker 4: I feel like you took calligraphy classes.

497
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Speaker 1: Severally caligraphy, it's more like twelve year old girl hand writing. Yeah,

498
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Speaker 1: you expect to see like a heart above.

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Speaker 5: The Yeah, I can hear the jealousy and all your voices.

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Speaker 5: Number six, a guy hitting on me at a bar

501
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 5: in Los Angeles proudly bragged that he was just in

502
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Speaker 5: a National Pedigree commercial pedigree as in the dog food.

503
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Speaker 5: He then told me they took a close up of

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Speaker 5: his hand opening a can from a can opener. Wow.

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Speaker 1: I would kind of want to see his hands up

506
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Speaker 1: close though, after he told me, I'm let me see.

507
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Speaker 4: Can I get a high five?

508
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Speaker 5: Yeah? They really should have. Like the Hottest hands in

509
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 5: Hollywood list?

510
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Speaker 2: Still does hand models make a lot? I could never

511
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Speaker 2: be one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, weird vein or something. Yeah, you're disqualified. My hands

513
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Speaker 4: to Harry.

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Speaker 5: Number five from the list. My cousin bragged that he

515
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 5: had never used sunscreen in his life. He said this

516
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 5: while he was peeling off all of his burnt dead

517
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:15,360
Speaker 5: skin in our shared hotel room while on vacation in Mexico.

518
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 2: We're not snakes. I'm supposed to happen, but.

519
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,400
Speaker 5: The snakes do think that's a pretty cool flex. Yeah, Like, damn, bro,

520
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 5: look at all that skin coming off you. Number four.

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00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:29,119
Speaker 5: A patient bragged about not drinking water. She told me

522
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Speaker 5: she said if God wanted her to drink water, he

523
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Speaker 5: would have made it taste better.

524
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Speaker 4: I remember hanging.

525
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Speaker 13: Out with this girl and she was like, I don't

526
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Speaker 13: drink water. All I drink is diet coke. And I'm

527
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 13: like that's really bad, and she's like, there's water in

528
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Speaker 13: diet coke.

529
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Speaker 4: So I tried to sneak.

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Speaker 13: Like water, like I would try to pour a little

531
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Speaker 13: more water in her diet coke when she wasn't looking.

532
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Speaker 2: With a toddler, I know, I'm just drinking water the

533
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Speaker 2: kid's juices.

534
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Speaker 5: If you're just joining us, we're talking about the weirdest

535
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 5: flexes that people have ever said to others, genuinely thinking

536
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 5: they're cool because it. Number three someone was proud of

537
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 5: themselves for once chugging an entire one gallon jar of

538
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:10,439
Speaker 5: straight pickle juice, which ended up destroying the lining of

539
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 5: their stomach.

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00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 2: I was so much, I feel like my stomach could

541
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Speaker 2: handle it. I don't know the stomach steel. I think

542
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 2: you could take that vinegar like a champ.

543
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 5: Next year's summer challenge. I think I know what Brook's

544
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 5: going to be.

545
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 2: Gallon so much, I know.

546
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 5: Number two someone bragged about living in Italy for nine

547
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 5: years and never once eating the local cuisine. What instead,

548
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Speaker 5: he said he used to drive forty five minutes to

549
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 5: a McDonald's almost every single day.

550
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 2: Like illegal, he was banished from Italy the world.

551
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Speaker 5: Although McDonald's probably has some pretty good stuff in the

552
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:58,199
Speaker 5: way better Yeah, you might be better than the local cuisine.

553
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 2: On that.

554
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 5: And the number one weirdest flex someone ever said with

555
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 5: a straight face thinking they're cool because of it, My

556
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 5: ex boss told me he doesn't even know the name

557
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 5: of his son or exactly how old he is. What

558
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,919
Speaker 5: that is his son and his wife live in the

559
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:18,439
Speaker 5: same house as him. He's just a total jerk.

560
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

561
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Speaker 4: And there are people that pride themselves on that too.

562
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 4: They're like, Oh, I'm a jerk, I love it.

563
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 2: Can hold of his wife? Can I think she needs

564
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,199
Speaker 2: some help? She needs to get out of that.

565
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 5: If you could remember what her name was, then we

566
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 5: might be able to kind of Those were the weirdest,

567
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 5: most horrible flexes that people ever said thinking they were cool.

568
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,879
Speaker 5: Your phone taps coming up right.

569
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Speaker 7: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

570
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 5: Everyone knows brides love it when you force them to

571
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 5: make a last second change right before their wedding.

572
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, that even hurt me.

573
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 5: That's why we call a woman who's set to get

574
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 5: married in a week and tell her, well, good news,

575
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 5: bad news. Good news, the DJ you met with and

576
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 5: went over your entire playlist is now famous. Bad news.

577
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 5: He's in a Biza right now doing nosecandy with twenty

578
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 5: one year olds. So we need to get a backup

579
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 5: ready for you, and we've got some great options in

580
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Speaker 5: your phone tab right now.

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Speaker 1: Another Hello, Hi Carrie.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm calling from Entertainment Book the DJ with us

583
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:37,880
Speaker 14: for your wedding. Oh yeah, one week from today, that's

584
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 14: coming up.

585
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 15: Yeah, we're super excited.

586
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 14: You know, you know kind of cravy about the DJ book.

587
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 14: DJ Kevin, he's like totally blowing up right now. He

588
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 14: virally did this one thing online he was mixing seven

589
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 14: turntables at once.

590
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Speaker 7: Cool.

591
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 14: Next thing, you know, he got booked for Abiza. Now

592
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 14: he's on a plane.

593
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 2: He's wait what I said, He's bucked.

594
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 14: He got bucked in a Beza which isn't close by us,

595
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 14: so he's not going to be able to make it

596
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 14: to your wedding. Wait what what He's doing a festival now?

597
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 8: No?

598
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 11: No, no, we have a contract, like it's a week away.

599
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 14: Yeah, you did give them the land of phone parties,

600
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 14: and it he knows is if you know.

601
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 15: What I mean, Yeah, yeah, excuse me.

602
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 11: I meant look, Abiza, I don't know what's going on

603
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 11: right now, and I really don't know what you're talking about.

604
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 11: But the thing is he has to be there.

605
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 14: Okay, DJ, okay, don't don't get your garter in a ruffle. Okay, Okay,

606
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 14: that's a wedding joke.

607
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 11: That's not really appropriate.

608
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 14: My apologies. We have a whole roster of experience DJs

609
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 14: and we can totally get I'm gonna fill in for you.

610
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 5: So so wait a minute.

611
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Speaker 11: You're saying he's definitely not gonna do it, and we

612
00:29:59,160 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 11: have just picked.

613
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 14: Some random no either all very talent and DJ's with

614
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 14: their own special niches like DJ sweaty Palms. He's available,

615
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 14: J who DJ sweaty Palms.

616
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 8: Absolutely not, he's so.

617
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 14: He is so nervous that he slips on the ones

618
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 14: and twos because his hands are all sweaty. But it

619
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 14: sounds kind of cool.

620
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Speaker 11: Oh my god, it's not real.

621
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 15: Right now.

622
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Speaker 11: I'm not having a DJ named DJ Sweaty Palms at

623
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Speaker 11: my wedding.

624
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 14: Okay, okay, what about DJ t M. I his thing

625
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 14: is Helen interrupt the music to tell you way too

626
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Speaker 14: much personal information about you and the groom.

627
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 5: Well, some people love it.

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00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 11: Nobody wants that at their wedding.

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00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,959
Speaker 14: Okay, others do find it offensive. It depends on your style.

630
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 14: You want to get room while you're getting toasted because

631
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 14: at the wedding is another wedding joke.

632
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Speaker 11: You're not funny.

633
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 14: You know who is funny?

634
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 5: Is DJ Dad Jokes?

635
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 6: No?

636
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 14: I think you probably know.

637
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 4: What he does.

638
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Speaker 2: Everyone how you doing?

639
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 3: Night?

640
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 14: Should be in bed?

641
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 1: No, I want a normal DJ, one that plays the

642
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 1: music that we selected.

643
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 4: For I got it.

644
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 14: There's only one answer, and that's DJ mumble Mags. He

645
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 14: mumbled so much you can't even understand his announcement. It's

646
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 14: like a sound system on an Ethiopian fairy.

647
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 4: Do you understand him?

648
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 10: But the music's great.

649
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 11: You seriously need to shut up and listen to me.

650
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 11: I need a regular DJ on your psycho weird ones,

651
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 11: a normal person.

652
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 14: Some of these guys don't worn't for you.

653
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you think?

654
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 14: Then we're gonna have to go with our worst DJ.

655
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 14: That's DJ Matt Matt Taps.

656
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 4: You heard of him? Your fiance?

657
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 5: What fiance?

658
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 14: Matt we call him Matt Taps because he just set

659
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 14: you up for the sweet phone taps.

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00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 5: What it's a bring phone call.

661
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 16: This is actually a jiday from Brook and Jeffrey in

662
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Speaker 16: the morning.

663
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 15: You're unbelievable, it was, well.

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Speaker 4: I'm here to say of the day.

665
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 14: Why would you be past when I can give you

666
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 14: someone like DJ Buffer? Oh my god, the music cuts

667
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 14: out every twenty seconds randomly.

668
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 10: You never know.

669
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 4: Is it the drop or the music? No, it's buffering.

670
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 4: It's buffering.

671
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Speaker 3: Be clear.

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00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 5: DJ Kevin is still coming.

673
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 16: To our Yeah no, actually, yeah, Matt was the one

674
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 16: thing wanted me to tell you. DJ Kevin is booked

675
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 16: and confirmed and you will be fine.

676
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 8: Wow he's the worst.

677
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, DJ Kevin the worst. I want to dropped him

678
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 5: too for mumble makes of course.

679
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Speaker 14: Yeah, meet me?

680
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 5: Wow, wake up.

681
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 7: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

682
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

683
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 5: I used to look at dating apps as a way

684
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 5: for people to find love, friendship, or at least an

685
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 5: easy out of family hookup. Wait, why did you even

686
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 5: say well, the family ones are too easy?

687
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 2: Did we not just go to the family chat?

688
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 5: But after today's call, I think we all learned that

689
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 5: we've been too narrow minded. The dating apps can be

690
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 5: used for so much more, And now nobody bats an

691
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 5: eye when Brook opens her bumble because it's not for

692
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 5: what you'd think. Even her husband, I think, would support

693
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 5: her doing this, and I know you'll agree when you

694
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 5: hear it in your brand new second date update, next

695
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 5: second date update. On a first date, if you're a woman,

696
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 5: where's the safest place to meet a guy for the

697
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 5: first time?

698
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 2: Public?

699
00:33:53,760 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 5: Lots of people public, it's too general anywhere I've crossed

700
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 5: off a few suggestions jose gave earlier. Dark Web. No,

701
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 5: although it does provide good anonymity.

702
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 8: On the.

703
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 4: Web, not a full dark Maybe.

704
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 5: A children in a place Okay, children's toy store where

705
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:20,280
Speaker 5: the security guard can see you, save fun Brook.

706
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 2: I think they're all closed, aren't they?

707
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 5: Like? Maybe I know Alexis doesn't feel comfortable giving guys

708
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 5: her apartments, so she always gives them the address to

709
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 5: Brooks house. Yeah, meets them there.

710
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 4: Lost in that help.

711
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody wants to steal anything from them. And I

712
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 2: want to have that gutter guy ended up in my house.

713
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 5: Salesman.

714
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 8: Yeah.

715
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 5: One of our listeners, Davis said he met his data

716
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 5: at a place that he never expected he would. So

717
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 5: let's learn more about it. Davis, Welcome to the show.

718
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 5: What's this girl's name?

719
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 8: First of all, Hey, so her name's Ashley?

720
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 5: Ashley? And where did Ashley want to meet you?

721
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 8: So we were going to go out and she asked

722
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,720
Speaker 8: me to give her a ride. I thought was really interesting.

723
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 8: That doesn't usually happen.

724
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 3: Step to not safest things to do on a date.

725
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 5: And I'm guessing had.

726
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 2: You met in person before? Or is this meet up

727
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 2: off the apps?

728
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 17: No?

729
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 8: This is off an appy in a car.

730
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 2: Shouldn't you just never do that? Ever?

731
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:18,240
Speaker 4: Yeah?

732
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 5: I mean honestly, Davis, I trust you immediately, so you

733
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 5: can come to the radio station whatever you want. How

734
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 5: long were you guys talking before the date happened?

735
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,720
Speaker 8: So we only talked once and it was on the phone,

736
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 8: but it was for like three.

737
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 2: Hours, So I mean you obviously were vibing and you

738
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 2: were clicking.

739
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 10: Like for three hours.

740
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 4: You got to have a good connection with something.

741
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 2: But it was there a reason why she wanted you

742
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:40,919
Speaker 2: to pick her up.

743
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 8: You know, she didn't mention, She just asked if I

744
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 8: could pick her up, and I thought, okay, that's fine.

745
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 5: So she gave you an address, and this turned out

746
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 5: to be the actual place that she really lived.

747
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, why wouldn't it be?

748
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 10: Gotcha different?

749
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 5: So weird, That's what I would do.

750
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 1: But what was it like when you showed up at

751
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: her house and.

752
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:08,879
Speaker 2: You got her?

753
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean it was great. So it was a

754
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 8: house and she has a roommate, but her roommate was

755
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 8: out for the night, so you know, I said, hey, yeah,

756
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 8: let's when don't we you know, head out, we'll go

757
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 8: And she said, well, first, do you want a drink?

758
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 8: Like I can give you a tour?

759
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh okay, oh wow, she's inviting

760
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,399
Speaker 5: you inside immediately and drink.

761
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, how can I say no? So after the tour,

762
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,720
Speaker 8: we just sat on the porch and uh just started

763
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 8: talking and that turned into like longer and longer, and

764
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 8: it didn't even end up going out.

765
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 1: It's just like it's just like your phone call from

766
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: the first time you met, Like you just get lost

767
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: in conversation together.

768
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 2: That's such a great sign. What'd you guys like connect over?

769
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 8: We connected over a lot of stuff. We have like

770
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 8: a very similar sense of humor. We like a lot

771
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 8: of similar things, like similar movie and shows, and things

772
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 8: like that.

773
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 5: Did anything weird happen?

774
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 8: Well, okay not. I don't know if it was weird, Like, okay,

775
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 8: So we were on the front porch. We had a

776
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 8: few drinks throughout the time that we were there, so

777
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 8: I kept going in and out to get the drinks

778
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 8: and come back out with them. And she has a

779
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 8: dog named Nugget, really cute. Yeah. Yeah, but she kept

780
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 8: warning me, you know, hey, like just make sure you're

781
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 8: mindful of shutting the door because you know he'll run

782
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 8: away if.

783
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 5: He gets out. Yeah.

784
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 8: So after a few drinks, kind of forgot that she

785
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 8: had a dog for a little bit, so I did

786
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 8: leave the door crack while I was handing her drink,

787
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 8: and Nugget almost got out. He was like halfway out

788
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 8: the door, and I had this sort of yeah, I

789
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 8: had to dive to grab it.

790
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:55,359
Speaker 5: I did.

791
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 8: I got him.

792
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 7: Yeah.

793
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 8: But then after that it was getting dark. I said,

794
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 8: why don't we put on the light? Do you have

795
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 8: a light out here? And she said, well, I would,

796
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 8: but it's sort of broken and it's too high for

797
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 8: me to change. And I said, oh, well that's not

798
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 8: that high. I can reach that. So I reached up

799
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 8: and I changed the light, and she said, oh, you know,

800
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 8: there's really nice for you to do. I appreciate that.

801
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 8: And I said, oh, yeah, I'm a little handy a little.

802
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's a little handy. By changing the light.

803
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 5: Bulb, that's handy. And you change a light bulb, that's

804
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,439
Speaker 5: something that's useful that you do around the house.

805
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 2: That is handy. Anybody can change a light bulbs. You

806
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 2: git your hands, have like skill, and you know how to.

807
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 5: You have to twist it one way and then twist

808
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 5: it back the other.

809
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 4: Sometimes you gotta do.

810
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 2: I understand it's handy where you grew up, Davis.

811
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 5: She doesn't consider you handy man, not for that.

812
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 8: You know what I did. Picture a burner too, Oh what.

813
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 4: Burn Wait a minute, that is handy.

814
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 2: Her burner phonerew.

815
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 8: It, I hope not know the burner on her kitchen stove.

816
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,320
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, that's handy.

817
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, thank you.

818
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 5: You screwed in a gas pipe this time, which is

819
00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 5: way more different.

820
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:01,839
Speaker 2: That's romantic.

821
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 4: It does sound like you help her. We talk for

822
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 4: a few hours. You may just be a really best friend.

823
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 2: Now, or maybe she's not getting back to you because

824
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 2: there's CO two poisoning in her house.

825
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 5: You didn't.

826
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 2: I didn't do it right, I hope not.

827
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 5: Was there any romance like any kissing action?

828
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 8: Or we did kiss a little bit at the end

829
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 8: of the night before I left.

830
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 4: So Okay, she's romantically.

831
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 8: Indie, Well, she's romantically into me. Why is it she

832
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 8: answering my text now?

833
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 4: Rude?

834
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 13: She should be excited to text you if anything, should

835
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 13: be like, oh my god, okay, wait thirty minutes before

836
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 13: you text him back.

837
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 2: Totally so good, all of it.

838
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 4: I thought it was something's wrong with her, bro, No way,

839
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 4: it's you. Yeah, we'll find out what her problem is.

840
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 5: Too handy even we don't know the word.

841
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 2: Maybe it's handsy.

842
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 5: Well Brook would consider that a perk.

843
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:51,840
Speaker 2: Everybody has a different opinion.

844
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 5: Jeff, let's figure this out. We're gonna call Ashley for you,

845
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 5: get you a second date update right after this hold

846
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 5: on second date update. Most other radio shows try to

847
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 5: lift up their listeners praise them for doing nice things

848
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 5: and good deeds on a first date. Yeah, that's not

849
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 5: really our style. We let to downplay your positive traits

850
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 5: and good deeds and will even insult your handy skills

851
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 5: because we're trying to help you to realize your own flaws.

852
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 7: Why are you.

853
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 2: So stuck on? Miss? Change in the light bulb is

854
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 2: not handy, Jeff and double down.

855
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 5: His manhood isn't about caring. Real love isn't about support.

856
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:42,800
Speaker 5: It's about flawfinding, and our listener, Davis appreciates that, right, Davis,

857
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 5: I guess so yes. Now, Brooke wrote down fifteen other

858
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 5: shortcomings that she noticed during the day.

859
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 2: She super nice and helped her out.

860
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 5: Too nice.

861
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 2: You are so impossible some.

862
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 5: Days, Davis. She's calling you in possible.

863
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 2: It's hard to tell something.

864
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, it's possible that he did exhaust her because

865
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 5: Davis was with her at her house for many, many hours,

866
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 5: drinking out on her front porch.

867
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 2: So cute, though, Like, I can't believe she's not calling

868
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 2: you back.

869
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 8: Same.

870
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 5: I'm hoping that the reason that she's not calling you

871
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,879
Speaker 5: back is that her dog just got loose and she's

872
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,720
Speaker 5: been out looking for it. If anything, she probably needs

873
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 5: your help to track him.

874
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 3: Down, anative.

875
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 2: That's your positivity job.

876
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,399
Speaker 5: We're here to help her in her time with need.

877
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 5: That's a good thing. Let's dillar and see where she's

878
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 5: at and if she needs a little assistance, here we go.

879
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:51,240
Speaker 5: Hopefully she picks up. Hello, Hey is this Ashley?

880
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 11: Yes it is, who says, hey, we're.

881
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 5: A radio show. We just wanted to know is Nugget

882
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 5: there is Nugget safe? What your dog?

883
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 10: Your dog?

884
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 2: Nugget that has the cutest name ever. Good job of

885
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 2: naming your dog.

886
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 5: Of thanks.

887
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 11: I don't know how you know my dog's name, but.

888
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 5: We heard it from a listener to our show that

889
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,760
Speaker 5: you met up with for a date recently. His name's Davis.

890
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 11: Oh, okay, I don't really I don't really.

891
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 5: Remember remember Davis.

892
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 11: I yeah, I don't know. I just I kind of

893
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 11: hang out with a lot of people.

894
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 8: So.

895
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 18: Talk.

896
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 2: It came to your house, yeah, I think you just

897
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 2: like a week ago.

898
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 11: A week ago.

899
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, according to him, you guys met on a dating app.

900
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 5: You asked him to come pick you up for a date,

901
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 5: and then he ended up just staying there drinking with

902
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 5: you on your front porch, which you know, we.

903
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: Were actually shocked that you were so trusting of him

904
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,080
Speaker 1: so quickly. I mean, because it's just a guy you

905
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,840
Speaker 1: met on the internet.

906
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 11: Does he have dark hair? I think he was wearing

907
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 11: a gray shirt.

908
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 5: We don't we've never seen him, but that does sound

909
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 5: like him.

910
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:15,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, good old gray shirt.

911
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,359
Speaker 5: He sounded very gray shirt and dark hair over here.

912
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 3: So many dates, I mean, it's impressive you're fitting that

913
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 3: many in a week.

914
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:25,280
Speaker 2: How could you not remember someone like that you spend

915
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 2: hours with?

916
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 11: To be honest, I mean that's kind of like just

917
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:36,240
Speaker 11: how I use the dating apps. I've been doing this.

918
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:36,760
Speaker 18: For a while.

919
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 13: Wait what you invite people over and talk to them

920
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 13: and then let them leave?

921
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,720
Speaker 4: That's hat called a date apps anyone.

922
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 2: But it feels like he didn't even know his name

923
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 2: while he was at your house.

924
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

925
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 11: I've been using dating apps for over a year now,

926
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 11: and when I started, I was looking for a relationship.

927
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 11: But wait, I don't I don't really know if that's

928
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,439
Speaker 11: where I'm at anyway, or.

929
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,879
Speaker 1: What do you mean, like you you just you don't

930
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: want to see anybody seriously, or like why go out

931
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 1: on the date to begin with?

932
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 15: If that, I just I saw like too many people

933
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 15: just want to mess around, you know, And after a

934
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:20,399
Speaker 15: while it just really kind of, I don't know, mess

935
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 15: with my head. So I just decided.

936
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 11: Screw it, I'm just gonna be in my free handyman phase.

937
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 5: Your free handyman, So you do admit he's handy.

938
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 11: Well, so I'll set up a meeting with the guy

939
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 11: and they will end up fixing stuff from him.

940
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 7: Him.

941
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 1: How do you even know they're handy when you meet

942
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,760
Speaker 1: him on the app stuff?

943
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 11: I mean, you come all guys like to think they're handy,

944
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 11: whether they really are not.

945
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 2: So much time, Jeffy did think that he was handed

946
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 2: with a light bulb, So I'll.

947
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 5: Any light bulb in this studio, watch me.

948
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 2: That's so messed up. You're just using these people. You

949
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 2: spend hours with them and kiss them off.

950
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 11: For that sucks good guys kill out. I mean, look,

951
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 11: I'll have him back over if something else goes wrong

952
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 11: in the house.

953
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 5: He he thought that he was going over there to

954
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,360
Speaker 5: have like a genuine connection with you.

955
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 1: You werety, and honestly, if you are pretty, you could

956
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 1: probably just put on the apps just looking for a handyman,

957
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 1: and guys would still volunteer to do that.

958
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 2: A landlord exactly.

959
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 11: Yeah, the landlord takes forever to solve things. And look,

960
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 11: if I put just looking for a handyman on an app,

961
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 11: people are going to show up thinking that it's like

962
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 11: an X rated request just.

963
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 5: Looking for a pizza guy.

964
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 2: I would read that's so messed up. He's going to

965
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 2: be hurt?

966
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 5: Is he going to be her? We don't know. The

967
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 5: only way to find out is if we actually just

968
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 5: talked to him, because he just happens to be on

969
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 5: the other line right now waiting to jump in on

970
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 5: this conversation.

971
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,800
Speaker 2: Oh god, he heard everything?

972
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:17,800
Speaker 4: Is he there?

973
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 11: Listen before he jumps in. I'm just I'm still trying

974
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 11: to figure out which guy he is because I had

975
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:30,760
Speaker 11: to do come over in the same weekend. Did he

976
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 11: I just did he recalk the bathtub or anything about any.

977
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 5: Recall unless we missed that part of the story. Dare

978
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:42,280
Speaker 5: that word?

979
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 8: Yeah? Hey, I'm here. Why Actually, I think you're confused.

980
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 8: I'm trying to date for love and I'm looking for

981
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 8: someone who wants the same.

982
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 2: Oused.

983
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 11: Well, I really love that you fixed my.

984
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: Oh actually you had a connection with him.

985
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 2: Maybe you're just jaded from being hurt, you know.

986
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 11: I mean that's true, and I'm sorry you feel bad.

987
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 11: I mean, I you were nice to talk to. I mean,

988
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 11: I'm happy to hang out again with you at my plate.

989
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 5: If he fixes something else for you, like only.

990
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 15: If he wants to, that's good.

991
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 2: Wow, what an offer? Anyone pass that up?

992
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,839
Speaker 11: I mean, the good news is I've already got a

993
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 11: guy who's really good with plumbing, so I'll never ask

994
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 11: you to do any plumbing.

995
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 5: Oh there's a different guy.

996
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,280
Speaker 2: Have not many plumbing issues.

997
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: Well, it's hard to find a good plumber.

998
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,800
Speaker 8: I just feel so taken advantage of right now. I

999
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 8: really thought we had a real connection, and it looks

1000
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 8: like you have this kind of connection with a lot

1001
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:53,919
Speaker 8: of people.

1002
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 11: Oh, David, I'm really sorry you feel that.

1003
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 5: Way with an S. Davis.

1004
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you kissed him still?

1005
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 2: Or is that the tip?

1006
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 11: You know? He did a nice thing for me. What's

1007
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 11: wrong with a little harmless kissing everything?

1008
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 1: When he thinks by Ryan wherever your name was?

1009
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 11: Again? Like, I'm sorry if he was confused about things,

1010
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,800
Speaker 11: but I just know where I am at in my life.

1011
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 11: I'm in this handyman phase.

1012
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 2: You didn't tell him that.

1013
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 11: Well, now he knows that he'd like to come over again.

1014
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 11: I'd be open to it.

1015
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 2: There is no way David still wants to hang out

1016
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 2: with her.

1017
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 4: Gone buy some wood and go build her a deck. Bro,

1018
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 4: if you'll love her, go get.

1019
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 5: Never underestimate the shallowness of a guy. You never know

1020
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,839
Speaker 5: what he's going to say if it means scoring another

1021
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 5: date with the cute girl. So that's true, Davis. Remember

1022
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,760
Speaker 5: how pretty Ashley was, and.

1023
00:48:57,719 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 11: I think I hear a noise in my ceilings.

1024
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 5: Another opportunity to demonstrate your manly handliness for her.

1025
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 2: She just pays you and kisses.

1026
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 8: What do you think, Davis, My handiness is deserved for

1027
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 8: someone who loves me. Oh that.

1028
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,280
Speaker 2: Should be a bumper sticker.

1029
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 5: Well, thank you for being on the show with us, David,

1030
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:28,720
Speaker 5: and good luck, good luck with all your handy dating

1031
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:31,760
Speaker 5: life stuff in the future. Okay, thank you and Ashley.

1032
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 5: I know a couple guys on our textboard at seventy

1033
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 5: five nine two say they will be available at a

1034
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 5: moment's notice to come and fix your ceiling fan or

1035
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 5: whatever you got going on.

1036
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 2: Do you have no dignity left? No?

1037
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 18: God?

1038
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 5: She kisses at the end of the day.

1039
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I kiss somebody.

1040
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning. I wasn't kidding. We really were

1041
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,879
Speaker 5: getting text at seventy five to nine two from many

1042
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 5: gentlemen who would not mind helping Ashley with her household problems.

1043
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 4: Dude, but we're man. We wanted to so useful.

1044
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,960
Speaker 2: Women have some respect, get paid for it.

1045
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 5: At least, that's the thing you have to think about. Like,

1046
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 5: I know, we were saying earlier that having a stranger

1047
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 5: who you just meant on the internet come over to

1048
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 5: your house for a date is kind of sketchy. But

1049
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:16,799
Speaker 5: how is that any different than finding a random handyman

1050
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 5: on the internet and hiring him to come out to

1051
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 5: your house.

1052
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 2: Jeff, I don't.

1053
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 1: I don't have those guys come to my house when

1054
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 1: I'm home alone. Yeah, well, you literally make sure that

1055
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,720
Speaker 1: someone else is there. That's what women do.

1056
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 2: And like make sure you know their name.

1057
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 5: Maybe just saying either way, it's a random dude that

1058
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 5: you're inviting over to your house. But at least Ashley's

1059
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 5: plan was economical because she got pre work done.

1060
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 1: I don't know, she can't change her own light bulb,

1061
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 1: but I'm just like, I'm disappointed in her as a human,

1062
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 1: which was just off.

1063
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't know how many people I've paid to come

1064
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 5: out and change my light bulbs for me, and I

1065
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 5: pay them. She's just given all the women of the

1066
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:51,319
Speaker 5: world a great life happening.

1067
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,720
Speaker 4: You pay a house, and you're paying people to change

1068
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 4: your life.

1069
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:55,479
Speaker 2: Pay me next time.

1070
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know if you guys are

1071
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 5: Handyman certified. Again, it doesn't I need to see the

1072
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 5: check mark next to your name if I'm gonna believe

1073
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,919
Speaker 5: you're gonna fix my stuff. But if you ever want

1074
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 5: help with your dating life, we're not certified at all

1075
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,399
Speaker 5: for that. We'll step in and give it our best try.

1076
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:12,720
Speaker 5: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1077
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 7: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1078
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 5: In radio, everyone is constantly trying to come up with

1079
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 5: new ideas to test out on the air. Yeah, they're

1080
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 5: always asking like, what new game can we play? What

1081
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 5: crazy segment can we roll out? And I came up

1082
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 5: with something kind of nuts.

1083
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 2: Oh really, I don't.

1084
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:39,879
Speaker 5: Think it's ever been done before, So just follow me here.

1085
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 5: What if we played a popular song, hold On, hold On,

1086
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 5: not the original song, just the instrumental, and then all

1087
00:51:54,239 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 5: change a few of the lyrics and sing it worse's

1088
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 5: worst the actual artist does You're already okay.

1089
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:07,839
Speaker 4: Jeff that's already like a parody song.

1090
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 10: I wouldn't want to hear that.

1091
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 2: Everybody would a funny costume. Sometimes, Oh my.

1092
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:14,680
Speaker 5: God, this is brilliant.

1093
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 2: Rhyme, silly words, this is crazy.

1094
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 5: I think we're onto something. You are about to witness

1095
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 5: history when I completely butcher a once beloved piece of

1096
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:28,799
Speaker 5: music during my brand new Song of the Week. It's

1097
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 5: coming up right after this. It is time for my

1098
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 5: brand new song of the week. It is Brook and

1099
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morning. And here's a few stats for you.

1100
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:43,839
Speaker 5: Over thirty three million likes, ten million shares O my God,

1101
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 5: and one epic love story to beat all other love stories.

1102
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 2: Ye not ours.

1103
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:57,760
Speaker 5: I'm of course talking about music icon Taylor Swift getting

1104
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 5: engaged to NFL star as Kelsey.

1105
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 2: All the Easter eggs. I mean, I'm not a huge

1106
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:07,439
Speaker 2: Swifty and I've been.

1107
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 5: I mean, the news dropped earlier this week, and the

1108
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:16,359
Speaker 5: public reaction was, for the most part, overwhelmingly positive, because we.

1109
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 2: Just needed good news, like something happy, you know.

1110
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 5: I mean, there's all these comments all across the internet

1111
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 5: from people saying, like literally crying for my close and

1112
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 5: personal friend Taylor. No one was from me. Another said,

1113
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:34,280
Speaker 5: announced those tour dates. I'm ready to pay for that wedding.

1114
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 4: Have a wedding in every city.

1115
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 5: I mean, everyone and their mom seems to be over

1116
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:45,800
Speaker 5: the moon about this engagement. But there is a small

1117
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 5: contingent of people, God, very small. We're talking less than

1118
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:55,879
Speaker 5: a hundred who are completely devastated. No talking about all

1119
00:53:55,880 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 5: of Taylor's ex boyfriends. They may not be public speaking

1120
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 5: out about it, but you don't think they're like gathering

1121
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 5: in secret, crying, plodding together, trying to think of some

1122
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:10,840
Speaker 5: way to stop this wedding because they know deep down

1123
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:12,720
Speaker 5: they missed their chance.

1124
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,839
Speaker 2: I saw Matt Healy drunk on stage. Shade real.

1125
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:22,800
Speaker 5: God, it's just all those years of breakup songs written

1126
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 5: about them, and now Taylor's just gonna toss them to

1127
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 5: the side and go off and be happy with some

1128
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 5: football blockhead.

1129
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 2: That's right.

1130
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 5: I know her exes are hurting, and that's why I

1131
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 5: had to write a song from their perspectively, a Taylor

1132
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 5: Swift song about the exits.

1133
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:47,960
Speaker 6: Yes, they are begging her, don't go through with it, Taylor,

1134
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:51,280
Speaker 6: give us one more chance, Oh God. And that's why

1135
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 6: instead of singing Taylor Swift's we are never ever ever

1136
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:59,359
Speaker 6: getting back together, it's young Jefferies. She had better never

1137
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:01,240
Speaker 6: ever tie the knot forever.

1138
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:04,239
Speaker 1: I like it.

1139
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, So I'm gonna point when I'm ready for all

1140
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 5: the xes.

1141
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:11,800
Speaker 2: Here we go crying crying and eating tubs of iceas.

1142
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 5: Point I saw my ex was getting wipeed up online

1143
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 5: posting with some beefy football honk jawline. I thought I

1144
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:28,800
Speaker 5: broke her heart and left her crushed. Now she's happy

1145
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:32,839
Speaker 5: and engaged. What just think about your future wedding day?

1146
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 5: Scary his shirtless bro passed out on the buffet, Harry,

1147
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:39,240
Speaker 5: you know he'll catch and spike the dan bouquet. Taylor,

1148
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 5: I beg you don't do this, You're crazy. I miss you.

1149
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 5: I know sometimes that ax is fight, It's true, but

1150
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 5: this one is warning you. I'm begging you, please.

1151
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 17: Just measure maybe weather if your ex was better. Gee,

1152
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 17: I know our love was tattered, but your songs were slappers.

1153
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:07,239
Speaker 17: We make up and then we break up, and then

1154
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 17: you'd write poetry. So please, we better never ever let

1155
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 17: her tie the knot with Trevor or Travis or Trader

1156
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 17: or whatever the freaking guy's name is.

1157
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 5: He's out with his buddies every night, and you'll be

1158
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:25,959
Speaker 5: stuck at home with Patrick Mahomes's wife.

1159
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 4: Yippie.

1160
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 5: I know I wasn't callte the perfect guy. Sorry that

1161
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:34,720
Speaker 5: I don't have a podcast. Everyone likes but boo Ooh,

1162
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:37,720
Speaker 5: you used to date a sushie guys.

1163
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 17: Now you are thriving.

1164
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 5: But I'm telling you this football dude, he made treasure and.

1165
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 17: Give you pleasure, but your tears were wetter.

1166
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 10: Please pleaser.

1167
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 5: Music will be better if your.

1168
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 17: Heart it's ever.

1169
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 6: No one wants to song about how you're married.

1170
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 5: Happily, so pleasease, don't dress her in white yetter just

1171
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 5: play to reconsider e's your oof.

1172
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:14,799
Speaker 17: Oof, we miss you, oof, we were fool oo ools.

1173
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 11: Taylor Jones, It's still not too late.

1174
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 5: It's just fourth and forever tethered.

1175
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 6: He's no Benny Blanco, but hey whatever.

1176
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 8: It's Taylor.

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00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 17: If this is Sam, Jake, Joe, Harry, Tom or the

1178
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 17: other tailor, I'm unavailable.

1179
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 3: Because I'm getting married, So stop calling for my fiancee.

1180
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 7: We'll kick your ay.

1181
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 17: Happy alter pression Center, your first webbing happer screaming and shouting.

1182
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 5: I am Chester because your love's intenser. You knew I

1183
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 5: was shopple.

1184
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 17: I was all your wilder streams, so please.

1185
00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 5: No pressure, tailor. Just remember her back to December. We're

1186
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 5: toxic together. I'm like you love to mentor if you're.

1187
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 17: Into type and I can get that surgery. But please

1188
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 17: do better, never ever wet her blank space forever.

1189
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:31,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, that probably is not going to convince her

1190
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 1: to go back to any of the axes.

1191
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 5: Sure, but I.

1192
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 2: Do understand their viewpoint.

1193
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,480
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, what.

1194
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 5: She gonna do?

1195
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 18: Now?

1196
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're but how happy she is?

1197
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean what happened to toxic relationship?

1198
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 8: Yes?

1199
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 5: That tailor?

1200
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:45,840
Speaker 10: Please just one more go?

1201
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 5: I swear it will work.

1202
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 4: We all agree he's not as hot as Benny Blanco.

1203
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 5: No, I mean, nobody beats Benny Blanco.

1204
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 4: At least personality.

1205
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 5: That's right, whole podcast. Yeah, so there you go. It's

1206
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 5: a song of the week. You get text him to

1207
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,440
Speaker 5: seventy five nine too, tell us what you thought about it.

1208
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 5: We're gonna post the video up on all of our

1209
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 5: socials at Brook and Jeffrey with all the lyrics so

1210
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 5: you can like and share with all of your Taylor

1211
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:13,440
Speaker 5: loving friends. Seriously, though, congratulations to Taylor and to Travis.

1212
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1213
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 5: You've heard of the most interesting man in the world.

1214
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 5: But have you heard of the most interesting caller on

1215
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:34,919
Speaker 5: the radio? His name is John. He doesn't always call

1216
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 5: in to play trivia games, but when he does, he's interesting.

1217
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 13: He's got a pretty simple name for the most interesting man.

1218
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 2: Basic.

1219
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:48,360
Speaker 5: But John, show them how interesting you really are. Welcome

1220
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:48,960
Speaker 5: to the show.

1221
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:50,920
Speaker 18: Hey, how's go.

1222
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 4: On the accent?

1223
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 8: For me?

1224
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 5: I'm timid, very.

1225
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 18: Mid Atlantic to West coast A.

1226
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 5: What interesting things have you been up to so far today, John?

1227
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 8: Today?

1228
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 18: Not too much? First day of school for my two daughters.

1229
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 5: Wow, yes, not one but two daughters?

1230
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 18: Whoah?

1231
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:15,920
Speaker 5: Interesting?

1232
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 18: Tenth grade and sixth grade?

1233
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 7: Oh god?

1234
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 2: Actually, actually you are a brave man.

1235
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:22,440
Speaker 4: You're getting.

1236
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 18: But not interesting?

1237
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 5: Well, I disagree. I think all of our listeners are

1238
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:30,439
Speaker 5: very intimidated just hearing you on the radio. Right now,

1239
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 5: Do you know how the game works? John, you got

1240
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 5: thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you

1241
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:36,480
Speaker 5: don't know, and you could say pass, you have to

1242
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:37,920
Speaker 5: beat her out right if you want to win? Are

1243
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 5: you ready? Youre am? Of course you are? Good luck.

1244
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Netflix started as a DVD rental

1245
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:46,960
Speaker 5: service in nineteen ninety seven. What year in the mid

1246
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,600
Speaker 5: two thousands did it become a streaming platform?

1247
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 18: Two thousand and two.

1248
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:55,240
Speaker 5: What do you call sushi that's completely raw with no

1249
01:00:55,440 --> 01:01:02,560
Speaker 5: rice drive? Plumb is commonly known as what what Rapper's

1250
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 5: real name is Sean Carter.

1251
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 8: Uh, I don't know.

1252
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 5: That's what basic kitchen ingredient is made by grinding wheat

1253
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 5: into a fine powder flower. Well done there, John, Now

1254
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:22,280
Speaker 5: let's Brook. Brook's coming back into the studio a question.

1255
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:23,479
Speaker 4: We could call him Little John.

1256
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well let's not. Let's not get too much

1257
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:28,360
Speaker 5: away here because Brook is in the room.

1258
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 2: Little John Robin Hoods.

1259
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 5: We've already said too much. Back to the most interesting

1260
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 5: caller that we've ever had on the show. John works

1261
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:41,600
Speaker 5: as a scientist, but he recently apparently competed in an

1262
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:46,920
Speaker 5: ultimate frisbee championship. So tell us how you finished, John,

1263
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 5: and then Brooke will tell you how jealous her husband

1264
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 5: would be.

1265
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 18: Got a third place?

1266
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 7: Wow?

1267
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 9: Wow?

1268
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:59,400
Speaker 5: Third out of how many teams?

1269
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 1: Is your best move out on the frisbee field? What

1270
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:05,080
Speaker 1: do we call ultimate frisbee course?

1271
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:06,200
Speaker 10: A course?

1272
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:06,920
Speaker 2: It's a field.

1273
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:09,480
Speaker 18: Yeah, it's just playing on a field and similar to

1274
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 18: a soccer field or football film.

1275
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 5: That is such an interesting fact. I did not know that.

1276
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 18: Yeah, we also play it on as it was on

1277
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:18,960
Speaker 18: grass in case that is of terance.

1278
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 5: Wow.

1279
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 2: Maybe sometimes he plays on turf.

1280
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 5: Even we practiced on turf Wow, you sit tight, Brook,

1281
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,760
Speaker 5: It's your turn. Are you ready.

1282
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:32,920
Speaker 2: After that rousing conversation?

1283
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:37,480
Speaker 5: Yes, good luck. Your time starts now. Netflix started as

1284
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 5: a DVD rental service in nineteen ninety seven. What year

1285
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 5: in the mid two thousands did it become a streaming platform?

1286
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 2: Two thousand and six?

1287
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 5: What do you call sushi that served completely raw with

1288
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:49,360
Speaker 5: no rice?

1289
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 2: Sashimi?

1290
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:54,680
Speaker 5: A dried plum is commonly known as what roon? What wrappers?

1291
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:59,040
Speaker 5: Real name is Sean Carter uh jay z what basic

1292
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:01,959
Speaker 5: kitchen and greedy and is made by grinding wheat into

1293
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:06,320
Speaker 5: a fine powder um flower.

1294
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,520
Speaker 2: It just seems so easy.

1295
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:16,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, easy, but also kind of interesting. We'll get to

1296
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,680
Speaker 5: the answers in a second, but first, let's go to

1297
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 5: the scoreboard with Jose.

1298
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:21,800
Speaker 11: My friend's butt is stuck to the toilet seat.

1299
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:23,560
Speaker 4: What cart? Don't you understand?

1300
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:24,840
Speaker 5: John?

1301
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:26,560
Speaker 4: You got three correct today.

1302
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:31,840
Speaker 5: Calling it?

1303
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 16: Brooke got the same amount of questions in and four correct.

1304
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:38,439
Speaker 11: John.

1305
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 5: He knew it before it even happened. That's amazing, John,

1306
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:44,640
Speaker 5: you continue to astound all of us. Yeah, let's go

1307
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:47,440
Speaker 5: over the answers for everybody. Netflix started as a DVD

1308
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:50,960
Speaker 5: rental service in nineteen ninety seven. It became a streaming

1309
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:55,160
Speaker 5: platform in the year two thousand and seven. Oh, like

1310
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:56,120
Speaker 5: one year broke.

1311
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:58,160
Speaker 4: You know there's still people that have some of the DVDs.

1312
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:02,800
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Sushi served completely raw with no rice is

1313
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 5: called sashimi. Dried plums more commonly known as prunes. Sean

1314
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:10,800
Speaker 5: Carter is the real name of rapper jay Z, and

1315
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 5: the basic kitchen ingredient you make by grinding wheat into

1316
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:18,360
Speaker 5: a fine powder would be flour. So, John, I'm sorry

1317
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,920
Speaker 5: it was not enough to be brooked today, but just

1318
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:23,960
Speaker 5: for playing, we're giving you two tickets to see Lil

1319
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:28,280
Speaker 5: Wayne perform at Climate Pledge Arena on Wednesday, September three.

1320
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,480
Speaker 1: You could just think of this as taking second place

1321
01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:38,640
Speaker 1: in this game, which is still better than your ultimate

1322
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 1: Frisbee did Yeah, you still beat.

1323
01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:40,840
Speaker 4: Every one in their cars.

1324
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, Church, Okay, Wow, he's so humble. We'll be back

1325
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:48,080
Speaker 5: to do wind Brooks Bucks same time on Monday.

1326
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:50,840
Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.