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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's making toilet time fun with

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Speaker 1: a new kind of toilet paper called PDF flush. I

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Speaker 1: know the f PDF. It prints out all of your

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Speaker 1: work emails directly onto your tepee, so you can finally

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Speaker 1: show your boss how you really feel about his daily

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Speaker 1: meeting reminders. Wow, that's as close as you'll come to

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Speaker 1: reading your emails. Jabe, You're like, oh, no, that was important.

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Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser and so other inbox in cells

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Speaker 1: just don't. This first laser story is out of the

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Speaker 1: leader in lasers by a wide margin. Florida, let's go.

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Speaker 1: A thirty one year old man named David Martinez woke

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Speaker 1: up one morning, looked outside, and noticed something strange in

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Speaker 1: his front yard. Dozens and dozens of tampons were everywhere.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot of money, Yeah, cheap, pick those up

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Speaker 1: and keep them there. Yeah. Officials say there were seventy

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Speaker 1: five to one hundred tampons in total, hanging from trees,

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Speaker 1: strewn over walkways, and even found inside his mailbox. Maybe

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Speaker 1: it's his lawn's time of the month. You guys have done.

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Speaker 1: That's true, changing seasons and whatnot. That's why immediately David

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Speaker 1: suspected the culprit, a twenty eight year old woman named

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Speaker 1: Gabrielle Fransee. He dumped her a few weeks back and

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Speaker 1: she was having some issues with their breakup, so police

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Speaker 1: paid her a little visit to ask a few questions,

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Speaker 1: and Gabrielle initially denied that she was there or even

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Speaker 1: knew where her ex lived. I've never heard of that man. Yeah. Dated.

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Speaker 1: When she was shown security camera footage of her truck

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Speaker 1: outside his home, she changed her story and said it

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Speaker 1: was her mom and aunt's idea to do Tampa. Yeah again,

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Speaker 1: Juice Cheapee, Like that's expensive. I mean, the impact is

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Speaker 1: not what you think it is. The other issue is

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Speaker 1: that Gabrielle is a local firefighter, so she's been placed

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Speaker 1: on paid leave and was charged with two counts of

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Speaker 1: misdemeanor stalking, access to a fire hose and you go

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Speaker 1: with tampons. Interesting. One witness commented, people can do crazy

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Speaker 1: things when they feel jilted by an X, but covering

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Speaker 1: their lawn with one hundred tampons seems like you might

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Speaker 1: need some therapy. Well, you're gonna need tampons because this

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Speaker 1: next laser story is out of Denver. There's an Ultra

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Speaker 1: runner event coming up that's making headlines. Sorry. It's called

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Speaker 1: the International Taco Bell fifty K What so Yes, five

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Speaker 1: zero fifty K comes out to thirty one miles. The

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Speaker 1: race is a loop throughout Denver and includes Manda Tory

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Speaker 1: stops at ten area taco bells. I mean, I guess

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Speaker 1: if you're burning that many calories, maybe it'd be good

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Speaker 1: to take in some taco bells. Yeah, burning a hole

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Speaker 1: in the back of your running ship. Yeah, some positives

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Speaker 1: to it. Here's how it works. You have to order

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Speaker 1: something at nine of the ten different taco bells, and

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Speaker 1: you actually have to eat the food tasty. That's like

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Speaker 1: a challenge that includes one chilupa Supreme or one crunch

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Speaker 1: Wrap Supreme. They even have a list of what you

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Speaker 1: have to get. You have to hit one of those

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Speaker 1: by the fourth stop, and one Burrito Supreme or Nacho

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Speaker 1: Bell Grande by the eighth stop. It's going to be

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Speaker 1: the only ultra marathon. I want to go and watch

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Speaker 1: the finish. Yeah, you know it's gonna be some yeah

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Speaker 1: sad people coming over that line, and you need to

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Speaker 1: cross the finish line of the thirty one miles within

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Speaker 1: eleven hours. Oh wow, so you do need to keep

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Speaker 1: all of your receipts and your food wrappers to prove

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Speaker 1: you actually did it. This is kind of interesting because

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Speaker 1: it's really against all other Taco Bell customers. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: is a social experience, and they say drinks do not

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Speaker 1: count as food. Wow, how dare they? Naturally, there's a

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Speaker 1: very challenging race for your own digestive system, but you've

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Speaker 1: got to keep it all down. They have a zero

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Speaker 1: Tolan's policy on vomiting. If you do your immediately disquality

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Speaker 1: through run throughly, it doesn't matter how you get just

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Speaker 1: got to get it. You are banned from encore stomach

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Speaker 1: medicines to including Pepto, Pepsida, c Alkazer, and Mylanza. Now

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Speaker 1: you are able to use the bathroom as much as

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Speaker 1: you like, but you can only use Taco Bell restrooms

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Speaker 1: along with one other approved public toilet. By the torture.

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Speaker 1: By the fourth one, you're just not leaving. Can you

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Speaker 1: imagine the line? The race is in its eighth year

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Speaker 1: and time they're expecting around six hundred participants. Hey, we

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Speaker 1: shouldn't be talking crab. For the record, Taco Bell is

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Speaker 1: not affiliated with this in any way and they won't

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Speaker 1: even comment on it organizers. That's what the organizers think.

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Speaker 1: It might be something to with their legal team, because

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Speaker 1: if they try to endorse it, they may open themselves

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Speaker 1: up to liability issues. But at the same time, they

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Speaker 1: probably don't mind the publicity either. Sure this next Lazer

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Speaker 1: stories out of Halloween Headquarters. I'm sure you could be

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Speaker 1: a pirate or a mummy this Halloween. But if you

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Speaker 1: want to have your finger on the pulse of what's

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Speaker 1: happening now, that's why the publication Variety put together a

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Speaker 1: list of the best pop culture Halloween costumes. So here's

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Speaker 1: some of the highlights for this year. One option is

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Speaker 1: to be a Laboo Boo, those collectible plush toys. They're

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Speaker 1: already pretty creepy, but now they could be human sized

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Speaker 1: to you just this one until Another pop culture costume

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Speaker 1: possibility is Brad Pitt's character Sonny Hayes in F one

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Speaker 1: Oh You dressed up as an F one driver Drivers

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Speaker 1: is really a race car out? Or how about Taylor

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Speaker 1: Swift in her Life of a Showgirl era? You could

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Speaker 1: do that it's not getting the love that everybody expected it,

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Speaker 1: beware I know. Or maybe you're in a desperate need

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Speaker 1: of a group costume and you work on some kind

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Speaker 1: of popular morning radio show, then why not go with

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Speaker 1: the girl group Hunter Tricks from K Pop Demon Hunters. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and the Soda Boys of our listeners stream Everyone just

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Speaker 1: wants us to be. Other popular tandem costumes include Glinda

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Speaker 1: and el Fabba from Wicked. Have you not seen with

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Speaker 1: no respect? He thinks she's Latina. I thought you were

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Speaker 1: a Broadway boy. Okay, I'm gonna go with the larger

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Speaker 1: sized costume around the waist for al Faba, or you

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Speaker 1: could be Charli XCX versus Taylor Swift. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: with some boxing gloves. That's trendy. And if that doesn't work,

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Speaker 1: you can always go as a non controversial Sydney Sweeney. Oh,

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Speaker 1: she's always in the news. Yeah. As for me, I'm

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Speaker 1: thinking of not participating in this year's Halloween costume and

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Speaker 1: just tucking my head into its shell. But good news,

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Speaker 1: there's some candy in there, something sticky and sweet. Some

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Speaker 1: means la the stories has come to an end. For

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Speaker 1: the day, We're gonna do it again, same time On Friday,

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,