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Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't know people love to speak

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Speaker 1: You guys see here this user problem. What do you

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Speaker 1: read one comment? One comment like you? So it's not

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Speaker 1: the comment. You know what it is the forty likes

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Speaker 1: under the comment. Remember what you guys say to me, Oh,

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Speaker 1: you overreact to one comment. You want to change everything

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Speaker 1: is exactly like you. There's half the people. Oh they

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Speaker 1: But you know what, guess what? Who cares? Look if

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Speaker 1: there was one comment that said that and fifty thumbs

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Speaker 1: is great to me is how they speak for us. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Eddie and Ray just don't want to be there. Eddie

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Speaker 1: doesn't want to be there. How do you know? That's

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Speaker 1: just our personalities. No, that's the way that we treat

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Speaker 1: get more? Hey? No, it's good. That was when you

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Speaker 1: want to start doing that. I'm gonna lose the Perfect

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Speaker 1: all started when a dumbass met another dumbass, and they

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Speaker 1: the end, lost the perfect game. Arnold, I'll do it live.

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Speaker 1: You go change the trash out. That's all that you

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Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am lunchboxing? Yes, today is my birthday. Great.

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Speaker 1: I don't you're like the Cowboys cut it short every season?

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Speaker 1: And that's the worst you're supposed to put in your mouth.

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Speaker 1: and party coves. Uh. Yeah, we got some girls over

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Speaker 1: here flashing. This one. They had a slide on one

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Speaker 1: your phone of that? No? Because bezer killed she sees

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Speaker 1: that she'd be like, what did you take a picture

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Speaker 1: but it's funny though. The stuff guys noticed, Like I

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Speaker 1: so hold on, you got no pictures of the flashing,

416
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:50,400
Speaker 1: but you got a picture of so look at this dude.

417
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:54,399
Speaker 1: What is wrong with So? Just see that guy right there, okay,

418
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:58,400
Speaker 1: like terminator, Yeah, he looks like one of the leaves

419
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,320
Speaker 1: in the dum Okay. And so we were talking about

420
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,840
Speaker 1: him after the day. We're like, man, that guy, like

421
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,719
Speaker 1: you try to get around him was like a brick house. Man.

422
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,800
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, there's like a door, can I

423
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,320
Speaker 1: get a window? Again? You didn't even know how to

424
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,399
Speaker 1: go around this guy, Like you know, you'd turn a

425
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,399
Speaker 1: corner and he just freaking you know, docs are like

426
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:16,920
Speaker 1: hard to maneuver around, like, oh, dude's huge. Who invited hull?

427
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,120
Speaker 1: You know? And and the entire time Baser didn't even

428
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,520
Speaker 1: notice it. She's like, I don't even know who that

429
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,879
Speaker 1: guy is. Like I make that move. My wife says like,

430
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,679
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, that girl like she's been showing her

431
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:30,640
Speaker 1: bold I'm like, which one? What are you talking about? Oh?

432
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,399
Speaker 1: That's crazy? Really, so you got fooled by the I

433
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,000
Speaker 1: didn't see that trick. Come on, right, how native are you?

434
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,560
Speaker 1: But we stupid guys. But we would film a scene,

435
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,920
Speaker 1: then we'd go chill at the house and be like

436
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,120
Speaker 1: hang loose for thirty minutes, and then we'd be back

437
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 1: on doing the film. And but I mean it was

438
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:45,800
Speaker 1: a lot that went into it. But I mean it

439
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 1: was jick catering, Yeah, burgers, hot dogs. How much money

440
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,639
Speaker 1: did they spend? Where does dog? Get? Told you it's

441
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,000
Speaker 1: late community, man, you owe me, I owe you? You

442
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 1: get them were the hot dogs that made you last fourth? Yes,

443
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,119
Speaker 1: And they'd be a whole group of kids, you know,

444
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 1: there was a bunch of twenty one year old girls

445
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,119
Speaker 1: and guys and we're just like, how did they They're like, oh, man,

446
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,000
Speaker 1: we're all friends with him. We'll do what every when

447
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,440
Speaker 1: one of the movie guys, They're like, we all like,

448
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,240
Speaker 1: he's one of our boys. We do whatever he wants us.

449
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 1: And I'm like, so at the end of it, we're

450
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 1: all like, thank you so much for coming and doing that.

451
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,040
Speaker 1: They did completely for free, and spent seven other hours

452
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 1: of their time redoing scenes. It's cool to party in

453
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 1: a boat, but they were also there to read it.

454
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 1: Were you famous there? Now? When you rolled up, they're like, oh, wow,

455
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:29,440
Speaker 1: that's Ramon. No, no, no. They were definitely stand offish

456
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,320
Speaker 1: when we first rolled because we all rolled off. Beer

457
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,360
Speaker 1: cans are falling on the ground and what up. Nashville

458
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 1: peeps are here, and so they're all lake people, so

459
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 1: they're a little standoffish. And then I guess once the

460
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 1: music video started they go, yeah, you guys just seem normal.

461
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 1: And then once me, Abby and Dodd and they go

462
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 1: once the camera started rolling, then you guys started dancing.

463
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:50,520
Speaker 1: We're like, hell yeah, it's a music video. Hey coach, uh,

464
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 1: did you get sick of your song? After the shoot?

465
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,959
Speaker 1: Here's what it was. They only played it really when

466
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 1: we were doing the lip dubbing. Any of the time

467
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:01,040
Speaker 1: we were driving, we're wrapping other stuff. Yeah, dude, and

468
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 1: these systems on these boats apparently we're a hundred thousand dollars.

469
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 1: Everyone would blow out the lake. Dude would be rocking.

470
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,640
Speaker 1: Uh everything, I mean, you name it, the matter of down,

471
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,679
Speaker 1: Dean's matter Dan and now wasn't any of that one,

472
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 1: But I mean, dude, they had like they had freaking

473
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 1: uh who's that new up and comer? Oh yeah fan,

474
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 1: No they dude. They had Lizzo, they had Nicki minaj

475
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 1: uh Bieber, the up and comer, Halsey. I didn't know

476
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 1: if I heard any Halsey, but they had just about

477
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 1: every They probably played a little this about rolling down

478
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 1: in the deep when they do any of that down

479
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 1: that's good. Any of that lake it wasn't. But all

480
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,399
Speaker 1: the new jams, Yeah, so it's not. I mean, we

481
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 1: probably heard our song about twenty times, so when can

482
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 1: we see it? They say a week coach a lot

483
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 1: of posts. I'm talking about. Wait, no, a week, dude,

484
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 1: that's good. That's good turnaround time because the late community

485
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,719
Speaker 1: they don't us around now. They don't. They don't just relax.

486
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 1: They get things done. But I did get in trouble

487
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:09,919
Speaker 1: though the girls were wearing floss. Yeah, And I mean

488
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,439
Speaker 1: my head is like at the table and meat my burger,

489
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 1: and floss walks directly my line of vision, and she goes,

490
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 1: I saw you looking at that girls flaws, and you

491
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 1: know what you tell her? The dentist tells me not

492
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 1: to flow, just trying to keep my teeth. But I

493
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 1: was facing in that direction, so I would have had

494
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 1: to turn my head all the way around to not

495
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 1: see the flaw. It's tough. It's human nature. I mean,

496
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 1: our eyes, honestly just naturally go there. It sucks. It sucks.

497
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 1: It's it's a problem that all men have and we

498
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: can't do anything about it. I'll just say, you had

499
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:45,920
Speaker 1: a better weekend than I did because I no, no, no, no,

500
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:50,879
Speaker 1: my kid was invited to a birthday party Wilma yours, yeah, no, no,

501
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 1: his moses, yes, that's fine, mimoses were fine. But I'm

502
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: talking about my son. So it's Wilma's birthday, and all

503
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 1: week he's been talking about Wilma's birthday party. And it's

504
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 1: at their house in the backyard. Gonna have water toys,

505
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:08,719
Speaker 1: like a pool, like a slipping slide, had water balloons.

506
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:12,399
Speaker 1: What's it going, guys. I brought my water guns super

507
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 1: super fourth. They had the sprinkler going and my son

508
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: wakes up st he wakes up sidday morning, goes Dad,

509
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get wet. I don't want to play

510
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 1: in the water today. Sure, I get that, and I'm like,

511
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 1: what do you mean. I was like, we're going to

512
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 1: Wilma's birthday party, goes I don't want to get wet.

513
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 1: Get him. I'm Mike. Fine. So we go to the

514
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 1: party and he doesn't want to wear a swimsuit. My

515
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 1: two year old all about it. Swimsuit, No, no, I

516
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 1: wouldn't wear a swimsuit. And so we get there and

517
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 1: my four year old immediately, Dad, I want my swimsuit on.

518
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, I knew it right when we get here,

519
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 1: you want to put your swimsuit on. So we go,

520
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 1: we get dressed, put a swimsuit on, and he goes

521
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,400
Speaker 1: out there. He walks around the yard, all the kids

522
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: are playing, throwing water balloons, diving in the pool, and

523
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 1: comes back and he goes that I want my dry clothes.

524
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,399
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to get wet. I'm over it.

525
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: I said, this is the birthday party you've been talking

526
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 1: about all week? Is your wife? They're just you know,

527
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:14,120
Speaker 1: my wife's there and he's like, she's wearing a bikini

528
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 1: and she just sits there and he's like, now I

529
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 1: want my dry clothes. So he doesn't play in any

530
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: of the water, didn't play with the kids. He just

531
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:27,399
Speaker 1: sits there the whole time and does nothing outsider my

532
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 1: two year old out there throwing water boons. And I'm like,

533
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: why did we drive to this birthday party that he's

534
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 1: been talking about all week? If he's not even gonna

535
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:40,119
Speaker 1: interact with the kids. It was so infuriating. Coach. In

536
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,919
Speaker 1: my years of being a dad, I've learned one important thing.

537
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 1: I understand what you're gonna say. Let them do their thing,

538
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 1: chug a bear. If it gets bad, just leave, Coach.

539
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 1: They are who they are. He's not you. He's never

540
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: going to be you. It's not about me. Because if

541
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: you go to a party and it's a wet and

542
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 1: wild part party and you're gonna get I'm gonna get

543
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 1: in the pool, I'm gonna be the lasties. He is

544
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 1: not going to be like you do. You need to

545
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 1: accept that. Why doesn't he talk to the other kids?

546
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to. He's not like you. So I

547
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 1: felt like we wasted the whole Dad. Let me ask

548
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,120
Speaker 1: you this. Does your dad walk into a party and go, Hey,

549
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 1: what's up everyone, let's go, let's go, Hey, let's jump

550
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: in the pool. Does your dad say that? Your dad

551
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 1: didn't say. Your dad says nothing. Your dad's very like, hey,

552
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 1: how are you? You're doing a right okay? And he's

553
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 1: nothing like you, and you're nothing like him, and he

554
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: let you be you who's completely outgoing and annoying. It's okay, coach.

555
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: It was just I didn't understand it. I was like,

556
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: why are you not talking to any of the other kids?

557
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 1: Why do we and why did you talk about this

558
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 1: party all week and then not talk to the kids.

559
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 1: It's just them. It was just weird, have fun. I

560
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 1: did think about your son, though, so then I just

561
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 1: I thought about your sun this weekend because I was

562
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 1: watching UM Nashville and Cincinnati Yes is that right? Sin

563
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 1: Today Football Club and Zimmerman was about to score his

564
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: name Zimmerman, but he missed it and I lost the bet.

565
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 1: I lost money on Nashville and I'm like, that's the

566
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 1: that's baby. Boxes favorite players we watched the game. He's like, dadda,

567
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 1: Walker almost scored. Oh he blocked Walker. Wimman loves him.

568
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,120
Speaker 1: We watched it, Dadda, Where's Walker? Where's Walker? Oh? Dad,

569
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: I just saw Walker. Honestly, this is a weird time

570
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: in sports. Boys. There's nothing to put on. When I

571
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 1: was in Destined, it was gymnastics and cornhole. Can you

572
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: bet on cornhole? No? Probably not. I think it's pre recorded.

573
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 1: Maybe it is, but I did w n b A

574
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: it's in full swinger. I'm not watching that guys and

575
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: their summer league too. NBA. It lasts like it lasts

576
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: like two weeks. They said the day after fourth of July.

577
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 1: There's it's the one day of the year there's not

578
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 1: one sport on. We just experienced that. We're in the

579
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 1: rocky period. It's crazy. No football is back. Everybody's in

580
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: training camp now they're starting. You can't bet on to

581
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: watch the news and see an update. It's crazy. That

582
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: means seven weeks from now we'll have football on seven weeks, mother, Eric,

583
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: what are we doing right now that we even NASCAR

584
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 1: wasn't running yesterday? Well you had I watched don't talk golf.

585
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 1: I look at the top twenty. I recognize one dude

586
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: in the top twenty. I did watch the first episode

587
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: of The Captain with Derek Jeter. Oh, let's go. Did

588
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: you watch your a? No, I gotta watch the dance

589
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: first last dances I watched. This scene was about high

590
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 1: school prom. Here we go. Are you ready for lunchbox

591
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: to rip it? I know, I know he's gonna rip it.

592
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: Snooze Fest turned it off? So boring. Turned it off

593
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 1: didn't been the dumbest thing I ever heard. I'm went

594
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 1: and took a nap. I was like, this is just

595
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: so boring. I was falling asleep. I was like, this

596
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: is maybe you were tired. No, I wasn't tired. But

597
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: are they trying to drum up drop? They are, yes,

598
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 1: trying to drum up drama. He was like talking about

599
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 1: in high school, I was a number four rated player

600
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: my junior year, and I think Johnny Damon was ahead

601
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 1: of him, and he goes. I didn't know Johnny dam

602
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: at the time, but I was like, they got him

603
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,959
Speaker 1: number one. They tell me I'm not gonna be number one.

604
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be number one. You tell me I'm not

605
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 1: gonna be something. I'm gonna be it that and I'm like,

606
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 1: so you were number four and you got up to

607
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: number I mean, that's three places in high school baseball.

608
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: It's not like they were saying we were terrible. It's huge.

609
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 1: Three places in high school and the whole state of Michigan.

610
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 1: It was in Florida. I don't know who it was

611
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: in the United States, the United States, I don't know.

612
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 1: It's the huge difference. Three spots in the United States

613
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: is a huge, huge difference. Right. One thing he mentioned,

614
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 1: which is crazy and never thought about this, but you will,

615
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 1: I guess understand this, and maybe Boomer is going through

616
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: this right now, but he said, okay, go ahead and listen. Go.

617
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: Boomer said this that he had no chance as a

618
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 1: professional baseball player to get recognized because he was from Michigan.

619
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 1: Like these baseball players from the South and all across

620
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: the country in warmer client climates get to play baseball

621
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: year round. Him, there's no chance to play baseball in

622
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 1: the in the winter. Correct, So there aren't rarely any

623
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: baseball players that come out of the Midwest ever because

624
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: of that. Yes, and that's what made me think about Boomer.

625
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: Boomer has no chance, then, guys, Boomer two and oh,

626
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: sorry to segue there, two and oh. In the state tournament,

627
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: they are gonna head to Detroit. Then after that they're

628
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 1: heading all the way to Putani, Phil. They're going to

629
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: the East coast wherever they play those games Williamsport. I mean,

630
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 1: I thought it was very boring. It was. I mean,

631
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: maybe it gets better, maybe the second episodes, though, I'll

632
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: try to tune into the second I did cared the

633
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: second episode two. But man, that first episode was a

634
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 1: snooze fast. If you're forcing yourself to watch it, that

635
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 1: means it's not good. I don't understand the force yourself

636
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 1: to watch another episode. Just don't watch it. I'll watch it. Well.

637
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: I would like to see if maybe it gets better,

638
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: because if they made seven episodes of this thing, hopefully

639
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 1: it gets some kind of better. But as a sports fan,

640
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 1: you why are you not watching? Didn't you watch that?

641
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: Gymnastics shows? You literally watch a documentary by an old

642
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: man running a trail or some crap, and you're like,

643
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,719
Speaker 1: this is the best sports documentary ever. But the Texas

644
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: gymnastics team that danced, oh cheer? You watch that? Didn't

645
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: she loved it? Watched a little bit of it. A

646
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: bigger fan of cheers than you are, Jeter. Cheerleading is great. No, no,

647
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: the first episode, Yes, Jerry was my favorite, but he

648
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 1: turned out to be a sexual predator. Isn't he in

649
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: the slammer? Yeah, he's in the slammer? Uh, I love Jerry.

650
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, I don't know. I'm pretty sure we

651
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: can find audio clip him saying I love Jerry. I

652
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 1: don't think you could. Jerry was Everybody loved Jerry. America

653
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,479
Speaker 1: loved Jerry. Ellen de generous love Jerry. She had him

654
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 1: covering the carpet of events. Everybody loved Jerry. If we

655
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: find that. But here's the thing you're talking about everybody

656
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: loves you're telling me that you really were just enthralled

657
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 1: by episode one. It was just like, come on, like

658
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: I thought it was a good documentary. Yeah, out of

659
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: high school, all right, you got drafted and you dropped

660
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: to the Yankees and cool. You always want to be

661
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: a Yankee because your grandmother was a Yankee fan. And

662
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 1: he seemed boring, and his documentary is boring. He makes sense.

663
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: He is born. He didn't happen, That's what I mean.

664
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 1: He does. That's why when we heard about the gift baskets.

665
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: He gave chicks that he bagged. That was interesting, and

666
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 1: then he goes guys that actually didn't happen. I will

667
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 1: tell you you hear a lot of that's not true.

668
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: He comes out and says, that's not true to about

669
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: four things right now. And I'm I've only watched two episodes.

670
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: Is the second episode better than the first? I'm telling

671
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: you there's a story of like what I saw. There's

672
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: a sports guy going being like, yeah, it was crazy.

673
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 1: I saw this, and Jeter said this to that person.

674
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: It was crazy. And then it goes Jeter, I didn't

675
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: say that was the pocket on steroids. No, that's false.

676
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 1: Oh so he just had one amazing career at like forty. Yeah,

677
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: he's sucked until he was forty. Yeah, he gets called

678
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 1: up when he's twenty years old, and then the playoffs

679
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 1: he doesn't play, and it's like everybody's so this this

680
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: is how they try to make it so impressive. Did

681
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,359
Speaker 1: you act like there was a Wally Pip in front

682
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 1: of him? No? They kept saying how even though Jeter

683
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,720
Speaker 1: wasn't playing, Oh, I hit a home run in the playoffs,

684
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: the first one off the bench. You can congratulate me.

685
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 1: Was Derek Jeter I was so impressive. I was like, what, well,

686
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: why would they say that though he's not saying it,

687
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't said I didn't understand what was so amazing

688
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: about him greeting them at the dugout. Whenever they I

689
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 1: think you're resistant, You're like, did you? I mean I do?

690
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe you don't like Jeter at no.

691
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: I like Jeter. I think he's there's something about it

692
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 1: you're going in with like this is stupid. We always

693
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 1: knew there wasn't a lot. Jeter is amazing. He is

694
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: an amazing player. He his legacy, what he did for

695
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 1: the Yankees, I mean that whole that's but god, he

696
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,919
Speaker 1: is boring as a person. So to do a seven

697
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 1: part documentary with him talking, he's not the only one talk.

698
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 1: I want something more. And they're interviewing his sister in

699
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 1: the first one, and his sisters like, yeah, our parents

700
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,800
Speaker 1: always raised us, you know, like just try hard to

701
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: think that's important though. Sometimes people just aren't interesting, right.

702
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 1: There's a difference between people that have a podcast and

703
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: people that don't have a podcast, Because the people that

704
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 1: don't have a podcast aren't interesting. To understand. They get

705
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: on Facebook and they comment who their favorite podcasters are,

706
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 1: but they themselves are not interesting. It's like Dicky V.

707
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 1: They have a new Dicky V documentary out. I saw

708
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 1: ten minutes of it. I just happened to catch ten

709
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 1: minutes of it. It's gonna be great, baby, No, you're

710
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: absolutely wrong. See you think he's just this announcer on TV.

711
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:45,399
Speaker 1: He's boring off the camera. Probably, No, what do you say?

712
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,800
Speaker 1: I watched ten minutes of it and I was like,

713
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: I've got to watch this from the beginning. It's amazing.

714
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:53,760
Speaker 1: That's right, baby, that's you don't think that's gonna get old.

715
00:35:55,760 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 1: You want to hear seven episodes? Baby, you're not Jerry Seinfeld,

716
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 1: so you want to hear seven episodes of that. See

717
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 1: it's not seven episodes. I think it's just like a

718
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: two hour document like it's a So the Captain should

719
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: have been one episode and you would have been final.

720
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:13,800
Speaker 1: I call it the Dickey Baby, baby, suck my Dickie baby.

721
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: See that's where and that's what I thought dick was good.

722
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 1: And see that's what that's what you think of Dicky V.

723
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 1: Because I find Dicky V of annoying. Now I used

724
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: to like him first one college basketball, and now he's

725
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 1: now he's annoying his crap with all bumping away baby,

726
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 1: and it's sort of like Chris Berman his back, back,

727
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: back back. He used to be run boyd stun when

728
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: he was so entertaining and then it wears on your

729
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,760
Speaker 1: But but I don't know the back history of dickiev.

730
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 1: So I saw ten minutes of it, I was like, Wow,

731
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 1: this is incredible. Dicky v So we knew from the

732
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: Derek Jeter interviews when they won the World Series he

733
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 1: won six I think seven ish. We learned he never

734
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: was interesting, and now they're just trying to make up

735
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 1: these plot lines. He was banging chicks, but he doesn't

736
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: want to talk about that. He wants to talk about

737
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,919
Speaker 1: being third and he should have been first. There that's

738
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: not interesting. Sometimes the interesting stuff gets you in trouble.

739
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: But in this documentary, we already know he doesn't want

740
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 1: to get in trouble because he already said the gift

741
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: baskets that I gave chicks that left my apartment, that's

742
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 1: not true, bro. You gotta say that you got They've

743
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: gotta have something the way that they wanted. The documentary

744
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: he wasn't gonna agree to right, so so maybe you have.

745
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 1: Well then why give him control too or else he

746
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: won't do it? But stop, How did Rachel you could

747
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 1: tell get to tell the Tiger story? She's like, yeah,

748
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,439
Speaker 1: he would just be sitting there eating Golden Graham's after

749
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 1: we have you know of that documentary Tiger Tiger? Well,

750
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 1: then why didn't they do that with Jeter? Because there's

751
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 1: nothing to say unless you unless you just talk about

752
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 1: all the women. That's what I'm saying. Remember you could tell,

753
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, he would just eat. He would watch

754
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: cartoons and eat breakfast cereal before. There's not enough for

755
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,399
Speaker 1: there to be a spinoff of the Jeter because there's

756
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: no scandal. He was a single dude and he wasn't married.

757
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: Tiger was a scandal. Derek Jeter was just hooking up.

758
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: Was doing everyone else? Would? I mean, that's we we

759
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,360
Speaker 1: could make a documentary about the guys doing construction on

760
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 1: our building. But guess what, that's not interesting? I bet

761
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 1: you what would be. Why did they just do it

762
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: Derek Jeter because he's a superstar. He has Mr Yankee

763
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: for the last perfect and guess what who's coming up next?

764
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:34,479
Speaker 1: Who he was the face of the Yankees for twenty years.

765
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: Well then let's do you know whatever. They need to

766
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 1: do a documentary and John Stockton, I think a good

767
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 1: but the Jazz aren't the Yankees. A good comparison would

768
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 1: be a Steph Curry documentary. You know, there's going to

769
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 1: be a Steph Curry boring and the only thing to

770
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 1: be interesting is how hard he worked. Stuff like that.

771
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 1: So that's what they should have focused on. That's what

772
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 1: they will get there. But Steph Curry, Derek Jeter was

773
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,760
Speaker 1: great in high school, great in high school. Steph Curry

774
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 1: got offers to go to Davidson, right, So he wasn't great,

775
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 1: that's the story. Then why didn't they find the interesting

776
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: story in Jeter? The interesting story isn't that he won

777
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:12,879
Speaker 1: six championship chicks. It's the other stuff. And maybe they're

778
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: gonna get to that. Maybe it's gonna become more interesting

779
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 1: and we're gonna talk about inside. You're not going to

780
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 1: watch it though. Off the first Hello, Exfinity of Yes,

781
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 1: block the Captain from my cable. Sorry, you can do

782
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: that yourself. I don't want anything, so you want us

783
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 1: to continue to block those with Debbie does Dallas and

784
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 1: then also Susie the Slut. Yes, can include it with

785
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 1: that list. What about saving Ryan's private Do you want

786
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,320
Speaker 1: me to continue to block that one? What about the

787
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 1: Duke Blue Balls up? Keep that one unblocked just for

788
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: Duke purpose? I know who you did last summer because

789
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 1: that one you're still watching? That one says a year

790
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: about halfway through that one? What about the home Dick Derby?

791
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: I have no idea the list, what cultures? I hope

792
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: you're doing well. I know you guys haven't watched any

793
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: baseball besides the home run under me, But I want

794
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: some advice on who I should bet for the World Series.

795
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 1: I'm a die hard Mets fan, and right now they

796
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 1: are seven to one to win the World Series, but

797
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 1: I also know they will fall apart after the All

798
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: Star break. Do I bet with my heart and go

799
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: with the Mets, or do I go with the more

800
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 1: safe bet like the Astros five to one odds or

801
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: Dodgers four to one odds? And yes, I will be

802
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 1: doing the opposite of what Ray says to bet. I'll

803
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:31,320
Speaker 1: hang up and listen. Thanks Eric Corona. Eric, It's not

804
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 1: that much better odds if you bet the Astros or

805
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 1: the Dodgers. You're gonna win like twenty more dollars you

806
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 1: bet the Mets. You are getting the Gram and Shuts

807
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 1: are back. What are you talking about? Why would you

808
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: bet for an extra five to one compared to seven

809
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 1: one a safer bet that is peanuts? You think that

810
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 1: you think the Mets have a chance to win the

811
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,800
Speaker 1: World Series? Absolutely if they get to Graham and Shurets

812
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: are healthy, Shuts are playing. He's playing, but he just

813
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 1: came out. What I'm saying is they were hurt for

814
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 1: play had two games. Scherzer was hurt for most of

815
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: the first half of the season. The Graham hadn't pitched,

816
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 1: he hadn't played. So if they can get both of

817
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: them back in the rotation, they are back, though, So

818
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 1: why don't you just skip it and say you need

819
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,359
Speaker 1: the Grim back? I would almost say the Dodgers. When

820
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: don't you feel the Dodgers? They get those two starting

821
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: pitchers that are both getting one size, not even Clayton Kershaw.

822
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: They got a guy named Curious, Curious and guy, and

823
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: Goslin has got like an and then White isn't White?

824
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: Good way? Yeah? Tyler White, Sean White, That's it. But

825
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,879
Speaker 1: I would bet the Mets. You're not getting much better

826
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: on on the Dodgers. The Mets, that's his favorite team.

827
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 1: He'll kill you. You're gonna be all big about it.

828
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 1: Here's what baseball is. It's do you have two amazing pictures? Yes?

829
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,359
Speaker 1: In the playoffs? Two amazing trained a team with two

830
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 1: of the best it us you've ever heard of in

831
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 1: your life. It's not the Yankees. It's sure as hell

832
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: not the Astros. Verlander. We've seen him. He's going and

833
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:14,439
Speaker 1: he's gonna win the you know, okay, yes, no, there's

834
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:21,839
Speaker 1: another guy in the running, Bay McLaughlin, McCann. But you're right.

835
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: In the in baseball playoffs, you need two to three

836
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: amazing stars. I keep you at two. So what I'm

837
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 1: saying is, well, yeah, there are three. Well that's what

838
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,439
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Well, they're gonna get to pitch multiple times

839
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: in the World Series, so you would have four wins.

840
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 1: That's all you're in the need. But of the there's

841
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 1: four teams. There's four teams that win the World Series, Mets, Dodgers, Astros.

842
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 1: You need a good closer, boys, what do you mean

843
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: you don't need a good closer? I think the closer

844
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 1: is overrated. Yeah, it's almost like a guy that just

845
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 1: gets hot late you have. I mean the best closer

846
00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: now is hater for the Brewers. Yes, yes, but listen, like,

847
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 1: you want a great starting pitcher, right, oh, the two

848
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 1: great starting pitchers that are in your on your team,

849
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 1: they're only going to guarantee you the first five minutes.

850
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: But if they're great, that's what I'm saying that that's

851
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: why you need great. Sure's the gram you They can

852
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 1: go seven innings if they're great. The five inning picture.

853
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: That's shaky that I don't call them great. I called

854
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,760
Speaker 1: him like, oh boy, then we gotta rely on our bullpen.

855
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,400
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's a one inning pitcher. Do you love the

856
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 1: Mets bats? Yeah, a lot. Though the polar Bear Bear

857
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 1: he couldn't win the Derby old Man River pitching to

858
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,840
Speaker 1: him slower in hell, and they thought that was the

859
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 1: key to winning. And love it now. They're they're hitters.

860
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 1: Seemed like they look at their stats. They put up

861
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: eight and the deal. Hey the Mets put up eight

862
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: the other day or whatever the hell they put up,

863
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,399
Speaker 1: but they always hover around one or two runs. I'm

864
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:57,800
Speaker 1: telling you you need to as you need a team

865
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 1: like the Dodgers amazing hit or I love the Red

866
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 1: Sox if they could get through damn pitching. Red Socks

867
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 1: aren't gonna make the play card. Oh man, it's gonna

868
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 1: be tough. They're pitching, yes, but you're hitting is amazing.

869
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 1: I mean, they're so stacked. Trevor Story hits about eight

870
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 1: and he's awesome. He's the most dead on hitter I've

871
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 1: ever seen in my life. That might be your team

872
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 1: they got. I mean, if you're gonna risk money for

873
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 1: a good pay day, blue Jays are good at home

874
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 1: and they got Ray Romano is the closer. Ray Romano is.

875
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:41,799
Speaker 1: Everybody loves Ray. But here's my whole thing is if

876
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 1: you're really thinking about betting the Dodgers and there, you're

877
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: just not getting that much better odds than you are

878
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: for your favorite team who was in first place in

879
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:55,439
Speaker 1: the NL East has a legit shot. They've been the first.

880
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: They built that lead in the first half when shows

881
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: are went down and to grow. I'm having pitched all year,

882
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 1: So your team is really good. So you bet on

883
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: the Mets and and now is not even the time

884
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: to bet it. You're not going to get that crazy

885
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 1: or odds once we get closer to the playoffs, you

886
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 1: might as well let the playoffs start. And guess what,

887
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: I bet the Mets are still seven to one. That's

888
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 1: a good point. You don't need to bet it. They're

889
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 1: not going to change that much. If they win the

890
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: division and they're already it'll so you lose, you lose.

891
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 1: And guess what, he's only betting here. You're gonna losey

892
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,839
Speaker 1: good point. You're all right. Golf is the one where

893
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 1: you got it in the moment. Don't don't what don't

894
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 1: talk about golf? I mean I texted my buddy, I go, man, Sorry,

895
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 1: I'm not betting like I used to. But now is

896
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: when I would bet Fenale. Feenale was down by three,

897
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 1: when one by four, ten on Piercy See and here

898
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: I was stupid. That was not supposed to happen. Dude,

899
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: he collapsed. Can you tell me? He was playing damn barefoot.

900
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: He had a blister the size of a ball sack.

901
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: You know where it all turned. He was looking at

902
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: the scoreboard. No got in his head. You know where

903
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: it turned. He's not supposed to be good. The guy

904
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: was playing barefoot yesterday. It rained. His bones are cold. Oh,

905
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,399
Speaker 1: He was like, brother, puts out there chili dipping. Dude,

906
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,799
Speaker 1: you got guys like feen out ice water, real quick,

907
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 1: real quick lunch. Boss. I know you're researching, so I'm

908
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 1: gonna feel I was just looking to see how many

909
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 1: career wins he has. Maybe it was Scott Piarcy, right,

910
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 1: Piarcy drives like a homeless person. What does that mean?

911
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: They don't go up high? I mean they're just the

912
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 1: homeless people are driving low. You see, because I was

913
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: talking to my dad about this this weekends. You were

914
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,439
Speaker 1: probably this morning. What do you think about the mets.

915
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:44,320
Speaker 1: I don't know how. We got on golf talk and

916
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 1: he was just like, I don't watch golf, so I

917
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 1: don't really understand. He goes, but then talking about, oh,

918
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,879
Speaker 1: this is a nervous Punty goes, these guys are all

919
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 1: making plenty of money. I said, no, no, no, I said,

920
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: the top people are making huge money. I'm talking about

921
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: these guys that are fighting for their tour card and

922
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: they have to travel week to week to week the

923
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: cut just to make enough money. He goes, Oh, they're

924
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: doing fine, They're they're doing fine compared to compared to us,

925
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 1: but to maintain their card nerves are a real thing,

926
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 1: and you saw that yesterday. Well, they all want to

927
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:15,319
Speaker 1: be Tiger Man, like you want to get to Tiger level,

928
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 1: and they're nowhere near that crap like piracy. The last

929
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: time he won was in two thousand eighteen. So if

930
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: he wins yesterday, he sets himself up where he probably

931
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 1: guarantees his PGA Tour card for the next five years. Well,

932
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: you can't think of that crap. I think he's good.

933
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: I think he's win four years ago kind of solidified that.

934
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,240
Speaker 1: But I think it gives him like a five year window.

935
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: And so that's coming up on another year. It's like, oh,

936
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 1: I'm starting a battle and there's no way that everyone

937
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 1: has to finish, has to win the tournament. To extend

938
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 1: that they got. You gotta be top top twenty once

939
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: in a while, top ten. And if he's done that,

940
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: he's fine. He's a life that I think he's a lifer.

941
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: Oh he's been in top twenty multiple times in the

942
00:47:55,200 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: last coach But but but you're talking dollars versus half

943
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 1: a million, right, so he made he was top ten,

944
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 1: so he yeah, he easily made Yeah, you're talking that.

945
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 1: That's what's nerve racking about this. Those puts or whatever

946
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 1: the stress is. You're talking hundreds of thousands of dollars

947
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 1: are on the line. Yeah, so, but I mean those

948
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 1: guys have to be like a poker player. Yeah, but

949
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: he's not telling you. He was looking at the scoreboard

950
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:26,919
Speaker 1: freaking out and stupid. But also he had a little

951
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: bit of an injury. He had an injury for five

952
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: blister in his foot. Coach. He said he would drive

953
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: with his shoe and take off the shoe and walk

954
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 1: with a bare foot, suck it a bear socks. J

955
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 1: Jordan had the flu and dropped like fifty. This guy

956
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 1: can't win with a blister speed throughout fifty strokes Jordan's Yeah, now,

957
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: Michael Jordans, I can't believe that that's what he blamed

958
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:53,280
Speaker 1: as a blisterdy stupid. Hey, coach, please tell us about

959
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 1: your text. Uh this weekend? What are you talking about?

960
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: What you're playing golf this weekend? Huh? You're playing golf

961
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: this weekend? You invited brother? That was me? Oh that

962
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,720
Speaker 1: was you. I thought that was raised the whole time. Dude,

963
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 1: I invite pits to go play golf. I thought I

964
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 1: was getting seen out, dude, and I was. I was like, ray,

965
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 1: do you not want to talk about it? What's the problem?

966
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,840
Speaker 1: And I sell him, this is our tea time and

967
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,800
Speaker 1: he says, all right, brother. And I even went to

968
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: the course that is one point three miles from his house,

969
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,879
Speaker 1: all the way out there, all the way out there,

970
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 1: because I know with brother, you gotta go to him

971
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 1: because brother can't be on time. So I was probably

972
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:35,359
Speaker 1: gonna leave his car at the course keep it clear

973
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 1: when oh, we don't even talk about we don't want

974
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 1: to talk about that. Let's just say he and and hey, hey, hey,

975
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 1: you ain't driving. And I told him that he go,

976
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: all right, brother, but I'm not gonna leave my car here.

977
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:02,839
Speaker 1: I appreciated that, brother, but I'm not leaving my car

978
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: here this So I had to leave my car. But

979
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: that's not this weekend. We're not talking about. We're not

980
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 1: talking about that. So anyway, I tell him, Hey, our

981
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 1: tea time is this seven thirty five respects time, Saturday morning,

982
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: and just say that in the text. That's why I

983
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,760
Speaker 1: thought it was you and I'm sitting there at seven

984
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 1: thirty three and I texted him, I saying, hey, brother,

985
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 1: you know we we got a tea time seven you know,

986
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 1: nothing like showing up at tea time, right, you know whatever.

987
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: And he goes, I'm I my wife brother, and I'm like, no, no,

988
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be on your way. We're supposed to be

989
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: teeing off. He shows up. What's he in? Flip fops?

990
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: And so I go in and I'm like, all right,

991
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,760
Speaker 1: I go I need to pay for my other another

992
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 1: guy he's just getting here. So I were running litle late,

993
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 1: and he's like, it's okay, and I come out of

994
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,399
Speaker 1: golf shoes in there too, he is, I come out.

995
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:03,479
Speaker 1: Brothers still doesn't have his freaking bag on the cart,

996
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what are you doing stretching. It's just like, yeah,

997
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 1: I'm just getting loose, you know, putting his hat on,

998
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 1: you know. And he likes to put his teas in

999
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: his shoe late, I know, and I'm my brother. Our

1000
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 1: tea time is at seven. Five? Goes no, brother, and

1001
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: I go no, and he goes, let me check that tex.

1002
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, you know what is say something? My

1003
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,280
Speaker 1: ball brother? Well, I brought some beers in the cooler

1004
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: and I got some water in this cooler. You want

1005
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 1: to He's like, He's like, do I need to go

1006
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: in and pay. I might no, brother already paid for you.

1007
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 1: And he's like, okay, let me get my shoes out

1008
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: of the trunk. Here, I'll wear my socks. Were my socks. Okay, um, okay,

1009
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 1: here's my golf balls. Uh. I think we should be

1010
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 1: gonna go. Let me lock it, hold on, hold on,

1011
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: hold on, I don't have my phone. Hold on, and

1012
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 1: I'm oh, my god, brother like so we te off

1013
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 1: eighteen minutes late. I'm just like, good god, I would

1014
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 1: have never done that. Dude would have been panicking for

1015
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: eight teams. And then it's just like, oh, it was

1016
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 1: so frustrating, and we I mean literally one point three

1017
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,800
Speaker 1: miles from his house. Then he goes, oh, man, I

1018
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 1: got a text from my buddy. He wants to play

1019
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: later seven, and I guess I'll play another eight team later,

1020
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 1: my brother, why don't you show up on time then

1021
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: to play this eight? It was so I mean, oh

1022
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 1: my gosh, was gonna play thirty six old thirty seven.

1023
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 1: And then the first, you know, first hit, he hits

1024
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 1: it way right, and he's like, man, I don't understand that.

1025
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, why maybe because you showed up fifteen minutes late?

1026
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:31,319
Speaker 1: And you just got out of the car. You still

1027
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 1: got your flip flops on. Maybe that's part of it. Oh,

1028
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 1: it was so frustrated. I still didn't play that well,

1029
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 1: but I won, And don't worry. He was back to

1030
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:45,439
Speaker 1: his old antics. Can I tell you about healing? Good God?

1031
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 1: Can I tell you about Bazer's bet? Yes? I did

1032
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,800
Speaker 1: one on Friday night. I did like a six team parlay.

1033
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,399
Speaker 1: I was doing cute stuff. I was doing a couple

1034
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 1: of guys wouldn't hit home runs. One team gets two

1035
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 1: and a half runs, one team wins by two. One

1036
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,879
Speaker 1: of them goes under one. Everything one, everything you want,

1037
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:06,919
Speaker 1: every single one, except for one. Atlanta Braves guy can't

1038
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:11,839
Speaker 1: hit a home run? Who's their star? Riley? Riley? Riley

1039
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: hit a home run in his final at bat against

1040
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 1: Atani And so I lose the entire parlay for like

1041
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 1: five hundred bucks, and I'm like depressed. His crab. She's like,

1042
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:21,800
Speaker 1: she's like, you know what, I'm gonna make up for it.

1043
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna place one. We're going to the lake to

1044
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 1: do vacation or whatever she was. I'm gonna place one,

1045
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: my little present. We'll be able to follow it all day.

1046
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 1: So she picks the cities she would rather go to

1047
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:35,800
Speaker 1: as part of her thirty dollar three team baseball parlay

1048
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 1: for three dollars Cincinnati she picked. Houston, should rather go

1049
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: to over Seattle? Toronto set to pick host Settle. Have

1050
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,360
Speaker 1: you ever been to Houston? They've defunded some people. Have you?

1051
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 1: Have you been? Have you been to Houston? Have you

1052
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 1: been in traffic in Houston? Downtown has awesome hotels and restaurants. Uh, Toronto,

1053
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 1: She'd rather go there over Boston. Have you ever been

1054
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:03,360
Speaker 1: to Boston? And talk? Canada is beautiful this time of

1055
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,400
Speaker 1: the year. How you look at that Sitko sign? All

1056
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 1: it up? It's beautiful it rather go to Chicago over Philly?

1057
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 1: You won the parlay? Wow? I mean that's how you

1058
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:20,399
Speaker 1: bet that? Dude. It's just it's not this penis over here.

1059
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 1: You know. You gotta study the analytics and the stats.

1060
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: No man pick the right Those analytics guys, they do

1061
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 1: a lot worse than the guys that just pick with

1062
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 1: their hearts. I touched on it earlier and I got

1063
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,879
Speaker 1: it weird text right now, birthday, buddy, I hope you're

1064
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 1: having a great life. Is that a guy used to

1065
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 1: know name? No guy from college. Okay, but yeah, I

1066
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 1: hope you're having a good life. You got one more year.

1067
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 1: And I was just delete that, like what in the world, Like,

1068
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,759
Speaker 1: hey man has been a long time, hopes everything's well.

1069
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 1: Not hope you're having a great life. That's him just

1070
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,439
Speaker 1: a funny right, but he's also just like, I mean, dude,

1071
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,439
Speaker 1: life's crazy. How you just don't keep in touch with people.

1072
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 1: I feel bad, you should feel bad. We should both

1073
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 1: feel bad. You know what, I have a good birthday, Dude,

1074
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 1: life is crazy. Have a good That's that's all that's saying.

1075
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 1: That's all that's say. There's nothing wrong with it. Like

1076
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 1: sometimes you just gotta laugh. You're like I haven't talked

1077
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 1: to that person in five years. Like I hope you're

1078
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:12,960
Speaker 1: having a great life. Like I texted someone that's having

1079
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:14,839
Speaker 1: an anniversary and I said, dude, thank god you guys

1080
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:17,320
Speaker 1: are still together. That's and it was a joke. Obviously,

1081
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 1: it's a joke and the negative when people's anniversaries. I

1082
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 1: don't know how the hell are you guys made it.

1083
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:30,320
Speaker 1: It's amazing you guys are together. That's awesome. It's a joke.

1084
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 1: Everybody goes the fake stuff. Oh my gosh, what a

1085
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 1: beautiful time accomplishment. You're just like, holy sh it, after

1086
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 1: that one night at the bars, I can't believe you

1087
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 1: guys are still together. Oh, y'all are so cute together.

1088
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 1: Guys find they got over that fight when you guys

1089
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,439
Speaker 1: had that summer when you were staying in my house

1090
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 1: on that's awesome, man, it's funny. Man. If you want

1091
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 1: to follow the live stream boomer three Eastern two Central,

1092
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 1: what what's what's the deal? Like? How far are they

1093
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 1: going to? And? Oh, right now, you know they're trying

1094
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 1: to win what seven they're gonna win the Sun of

1095
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 1: a Bitch leap it? But what what? How many they

1096
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: have to win? They win? So apparently it's pool play,

1097
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 1: so they're they're already onto the championship, I guess, but

1098
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:15,319
Speaker 1: they still have to play a pool play everybody they're

1099
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:17,919
Speaker 1: gonna be in the this is non elimination, it's pool play,

1100
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 1: and then they'll go into the knockout round. So they

1101
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 1: got a lot more games one today and I don't

1102
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:26,879
Speaker 1: know where they go from there. Some guy broke it down,

1103
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 1: that Travis dude. He punted out a Google document. Does

1104
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:33,359
Speaker 1: Maria is she traveling with a pool? Yeah? But they've

1105
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 1: stream them, so maybe they can post the stream on

1106
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:38,280
Speaker 1: Sore Losers Nation face. He's taking the pool for the baby.

1107
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:43,879
Speaker 1: Everywhere she's going the pool. She brought the baby pool.

1108
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:47,399
Speaker 1: You thinking about the pool of team the swimming pool

1109
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,840
Speaker 1: for the baby. Listen, they may have to play the

1110
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 1: Inner City at Detroit next Prince Field of Junior Junior.

1111
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 1: He might need to let him win or else. Look

1112
00:56:56,040 --> 00:57:01,240
Speaker 1: at that they play eight mile eminem trailers across the street.

1113
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:04,960
Speaker 1: Boomer hits in a homer. Yeah, I'm trying to see

1114
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,319
Speaker 1: if I can find it. I don't know. We'll figure

1115
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:09,239
Speaker 1: it out. He's he's gonna go to the elimination. I

1116
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 1: don't know. What are we doing for your birthday? We're

1117
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: gonna go eat. Yeah, we're gonna go. Keep it local.

1118
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of times. Is it a

1119
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 1: place brother can smoke at? Oh boy, hey brother, I'll

1120
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 1: take one of your cannons of alcohol. Brother, it's lunch.

1121
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 1: I'm a little disappointed. Sore Losers Nation no presence this year. No,

1122
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 1: thank god, yes, thank you. We appreciate every president you guys.

1123
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 1: Every time I pull out my YETI cooler that was

1124
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 1: personalized with Texas State I think, Wow, they paid way

1125
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 1: too much for this same thing. Bub when I'm pulling

1126
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 1: pushing that golf cart. You know, that's like listen to

1127
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 1: a bluetooth that's built in there, Like I did, I

1128
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 1: feel like thank you guys. Oh. Every time I put

1129
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:51,520
Speaker 1: on that Nashville s C jersey that has sixty nine

1130
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 1: on the back, I think, oh my god, why did

1131
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:54,720
Speaker 1: you guys do this? Because guess what I never put

1132
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: it on. Well, that's your bad. Yeah, I can't wear that.

1133
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,200
Speaker 1: I don't want my kids knowing what's sixty nine. I

1134
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 1: can't wear that as a shareholder. You should take it

1135
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:06,760
Speaker 1: to your meetings. No, No, as a I can't wear

1136
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 1: I can't work cond I just tell you, I did

1137
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 1: see the creepiest shirt I've ever seen this weekend. There's

1138
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:18,960
Speaker 1: a there's a guy walking around here's probably in his fifties,

1139
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 1: and he just had a shirt that said raw or

1140
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 1: not like raw dog, like raw dog or not, like

1141
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 1: if you are you down for raw or not? And

1142
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, hey, was he with his chick? Not

1143
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 1: at all? He was just him in a couple of guys,

1144
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 1: And I was just like, this is this dude? Thought, Okay,

1145
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:41,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk around town, and this is what gets

1146
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 1: me to talk to chick. What if he got it

1147
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,360
Speaker 1: like Goodwill, because like what happens like you know, down

1148
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 1: south in Texas. You know that maybe he didn't know

1149
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,920
Speaker 1: what raw or not they were. They were Mexican, it's

1150
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 1: a wrestling thing. There were mixed people that didn't speak

1151
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 1: English and they would go to like Goodwill and buy

1152
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,920
Speaker 1: a bunch of shirts and they didn't know what they like.

1153
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 1: They would buy spring break shirts and no, I'm seriously listen,

1154
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 1: there's also kids in other countries that are wearing around

1155
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 1: Boston Celtics Championship exactly. So maybe this guy doesn't know

1156
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 1: what raw means. Maybe not, but I saw it. I

1157
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 1: was just like, that's a bold move. Like maybe women

1158
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 1: find that funny. I don't know, but I don't think

1159
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 1: they do. Women don't do the vulgar and dirty stuff.

1160
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 1: They really don't, because I've tried it with Bess sometimes

1161
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 1: that she doesn't think it's funny. I mean, I'm sure

1162
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 1: there's some, but it's a numbers game. Maybe it's a

1163
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 1: numbers game, maybe one out of a hundred, and find

1164
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 1: that funny. He's like, you know, that's the one I want. Girl,

1165
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 1: your mom would think that's funny. I'm telling you, women

1166
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 1: don't think dirty stuff is funny. The only jokes you

1167
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 1: can do are that he said, that's semi funny to bezer.

1168
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 1: You can't generalize. I have a cousin that's like nastiest crap,

1169
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 1: like she is so dirty. She would think that's funny. Well,

1170
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 1: then she's the exception. The rule is, I'm to my cousin,

1171
00:59:53,800 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 1: women don't dirty gross section absolutely and probably yes, but

1172
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 1: I'm telling this a one percent that's pretty nasty, like

1173
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:06,800
Speaker 1: this weekend. I made the comment one time this weekend.

1174
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 1: I was like, man, just boats and hose. Nobody thought

1175
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 1: it was funny. Why did you say that? Because I

1176
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 1: thought it was funny. But guess what if I can

1177
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 1: get a shirtboard this is raw or not and wearing home,

1178
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 1: how quick before she kicks your ass? Like how much

1179
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 1: time do you I've tried to get some before. I

1180
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 1: think I was going to get a shirt like with

1181
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 1: a girl. It was one of those where they're girls

1182
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 1: like in a bikini on the back, like a funny

1183
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 1: one like a Maui gyms or something, and my wife's like, no,

1184
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 1: I bought a baby onesie for my first kid, and

1185
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 1: it said faced, that's pretty good, and my wife said, nope,

1186
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 1: not wearing it. I thought that was hilarious. Thought that

1187
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:47,959
Speaker 1: was funny, Like that is hilarious, Like come on, because

1188
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 1: we get it, get know, but like, how is that

1189
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:52,520
Speaker 1: not funny? And how do you not let your kid

1190
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 1: wear that? That's different? That's a kid. We're talking about

1191
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 1: petal and the poor kid has no choice in that,

1192
01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 1: Like did you you wear it? Then? Tip faced? But

1193
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:02,800
Speaker 1: my wife didn't want it to wear that. She's like,

1194
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,400
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing that. He's not wearing that. You can

1195
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:06,120
Speaker 1: wear it? Then? Do you think it's so I can't

1196
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,360
Speaker 1: wear a onesie that says exactly I put it on

1197
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 1: your kid? Is just funny. That's why we try to

1198
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 1: avoid the vulgar stuff with store losers. Shop store losers.

1199
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 1: We try to keep it classy for my birthday and

1200
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 1: go buy yourself a shirt shop store losers dot com.

1201
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:20,919
Speaker 1: Do they run out of hats? I don't know, dude.

1202
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:23,920
Speaker 1: My white hat is so dirty, dud, my blue hat

1203
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:26,440
Speaker 1: so have to get a new one. I wore the

1204
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 1: hell out of it. We have any more of those

1205
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 1: in the closet? I don't know. I don't think. I

1206
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: think the game all away already. We're supposed to same

1207
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:33,960
Speaker 1: for guests, and you just gave him everybody. Every couple

1208
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,920
Speaker 1: of friends on it, Mary, Moe and Dick. You know

1209
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. No, but hey can't get on. Hey, Wednesday,

1210
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 1: we got a gender reveal going down on the podcast. Oh,

1211
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:44,320
Speaker 1: that's right, I remember that. Yeah, Gerald Muriel is having

1212
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:47,400
Speaker 1: a baby. The friend has emailed me if it's a

1213
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:49,880
Speaker 1: boy or a girl, we will open it live on

1214
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 1: Wednesday's podcast. Alright, I lost the email. No, No, it's

1215
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,680
Speaker 1: right there, because he emailed me and he was like, hey, man,

1216
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 1: I think you got the email, so we're ready to

1217
01:01:57,680 --> 01:01:59,240
Speaker 1: hear it. And I was like, we've got nothing. And

1218
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 1: then an hour later his friend email, So we do

1219
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 1: have it, but we were saving it for Wednesday, the

1220
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 1: gender reveal on Wednesday. Up now the Oh, the internet

1221
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:08,440
Speaker 1: just went out. Did you look at it? No, I

1222
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:11,040
Speaker 1: haven't opened I said, we will open it live where

1223
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:13,120
Speaker 1: you haven't opened it. Do you see how it's black.

1224
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,880
Speaker 1: That means it's not open. They're all black. No, that's

1225
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 1: read all those emails. No, that's like fifty emails. You

1226
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 1: haven't ready. Oh, I was looking for a boy or girl.

1227
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:26,600
Speaker 1: It's some pronoun. Oh my gosh, let's go all right,

1228
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:31,960
Speaker 1: Happy birthday dude, Thank you. Man. I did you a

1229
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 1: post on my on my Instagram and you used to

1230
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:37,520
Speaker 1: be a lot bigger. Yeah, you looked like Craft two.

1231
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: So I don't want to post because it was so

1232
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 1: funny of how you looked. I was like, it's at

1233
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:44,600
Speaker 1: the risk of me looking like I'm glad you cropped

1234
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 1: me out because I like worse than YouTube. I never

1235
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:50,480
Speaker 1: knew I was two hundred pounds and tag and that

1236
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 1: crazy dude he looks like his belt his gut taking

1237
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:56,760
Speaker 1: over his belt. He man, I didn't realize it. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you. I saw. I said, you're probably feeling good. There,

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01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 1: you know. Here's the thing. Here, here's here, here's the truth.

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01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:08,720
Speaker 1: I didn't realize I was that puffy until I went

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01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 1: to my sister's wedding and I saw a few pictures like, damn,

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01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 1: you look like crap. How many burgers were you ordering?

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01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 1: You know? No? No, was it because you broke your leg.

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01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 1: I had ankle surgery. I did have ankle surgery, and

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01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 1: I was drinking every weekend, I mean Friday and Friday

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Speaker 1: and Saturday night. Yeah, crushing it. Hey lunch, I've been

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01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 1: listening to you since you're assince two thousand seven. I

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01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:32,840
Speaker 1: tried to get a shout out from you over for

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01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 1: twelve years, but nothing's worked. Oh it's because i've been

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01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:38,160
Speaker 1: hitting up on Facebook. My bad. Anyways, I wanted to

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01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:40,920
Speaker 1: say happy birthday to you because we have the same birthday,

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01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 1: but your ass is way older and I used to

1253
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 1: think you were annoying, but at first I realized you

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01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 1: were just funniest f Keep it real, okay, ye, next line,

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01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 1: I'll take that astar Ruba and show you a sports

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01:03:55,040 --> 01:04:01,240
Speaker 1: penis jokes aside, I wish you there's no jokes. Don't

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01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 1: read you. Don't say all that crap with all jokes aside.

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01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,120
Speaker 1: I wish you three and would bring on Scooba Steve

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01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 1: and do a show five days a week because it

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01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:10,800
Speaker 1: never gets bored and you are the funniest thing ever.

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Speaker 1: He wants a three centers he attached to Dick pick boy.

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Speaker 1: I hope you have a good birthday, Fee from which

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01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:24,120
Speaker 1: a happy birthday? What's his name? Fee? Yeah? Fe Oh

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01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:29,760
Speaker 1: that's act like me. I'm sorry I read that Wrong's

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Speaker 1: actually pH I, but you say it Fee, all right,

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01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:36,280
Speaker 1: So he wants to hook up with you and Scuba

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Speaker 1: and you too, he said us three, all right, Happy birthday, Fee,

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Speaker 1: Happy birthday to me. We gotta go eat, alright, goodbye everyone.

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Speaker 1: Four o'clock, Coach, I know I can't. I have a

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Speaker 1: thing at three. What's it's an hour and a half.

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Speaker 1: Let's go, let's go. I'll put up the pod late

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Speaker 1: real late late late late late