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Speaker 1: Okay, what is the stupidest way you almost died?

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Speaker 2: Boo babe.

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Speaker 1: I was at a Pink Floyd concert at the Old

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Speaker 1: Tampa Stadium. Was going to get a beer, as one does.

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Speaker 1: I got crushed against a wall at the bottom of

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Speaker 1: a stairway when a rush of people came up the breezeway.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't move or breathe probably one hundred or more

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Speaker 1: people in a log jam. I'm not a big person,

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Speaker 1: started a panic. Looked up and a guy looked over

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Speaker 1: the rail above me. He started yelling me, reach for

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Speaker 1: my hand. He leaned way over, grabbed my hand and

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Speaker 1: pulled me up like eight or nine feet or of

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Speaker 1: the rail like. Man, this girl got some guns. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Took a few minutes to get a breath. He had

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Speaker 1: the security guy get the medic check me over. Freaky

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Speaker 1: close to a very bad ending. Wow.

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Speaker 2: I actually think my dad was at this concert, by

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Speaker 2: the way, he told me a story about it. I

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Speaker 2: believe a Pink Foy he definitely like, was around Tampa

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Speaker 2: and a Pink Floyd concert that got like rained out

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Speaker 2: and there was like a mob and stuff.

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Speaker 1: It was bad boys. That's Puff Daddy, Yeah, Puff Daddy.

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Speaker 1: When he was when he was working as like an executive.

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Speaker 1: Apparently he was putting together some parties and there was

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Speaker 1: this one event that he put together and like six

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Speaker 1: people died because they got trampled on. He like basically

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Speaker 1: promoted the event so well that it was he was.

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Speaker 2: Like a stampede.

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Speaker 1: And this is from Leo Crap. My homies autistic brother

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Speaker 1: was in the deep end of a wave pool. He

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Speaker 1: can't swim without floaties, so we called for help and

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Speaker 1: I jumped in. As I was trying to swim with

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Speaker 1: one hand and carry him with the other, I heard

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Speaker 1: the siren for the big Way that happens every few minutes,

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Speaker 1: so I tried to quickly swim away, but it got

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Speaker 1: caught up and pushed us under. I accidentally tried to

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Speaker 1: breathe and that put quite a bit of water in me.

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Speaker 1: Just then I felt someone grab me and pulled me

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Speaker 1: out of the water. It was my homie, good homie,

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Speaker 1: and he also grabbed his brother. So after I threw

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Speaker 1: up a bunch of water and rested a bit, I

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Speaker 1: realized I almost died in a wave pool.

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Speaker 2: Is insane. And also wouldn't they see and be able

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Speaker 2: to There's got to be like a kill switch for

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Speaker 2: the wave.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like once the water starts moving,

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Speaker 1: it's moving. Also, like what a terrible way to go.

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Speaker 1: You're you're in a wave pool with people's piss in

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Speaker 1: it and body odor and sweat and they're just dead.

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Speaker 1: You're dead and in a soup of a people soup

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Speaker 1: with pists and all kinds of against. Yeah, we all

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Speaker 1: want those, Nina. I was at a water park in Fixus,

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Speaker 1: the Big Long Star site, with one of those super

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Speaker 1: tall straight down slides, like you know. They had multiple

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Speaker 1: signs saying things like do not push off before sliding

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Speaker 1: down because you're gonna reach like the speed of light

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Speaker 1: or something. Me, being an eighteen year old idiot, which

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Speaker 1: I would totally do this too, was wanting to race

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Speaker 1: my friend. I decided to push off. That extra push

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Speaker 1: started my slow motion airborne flight over the slide. I

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Speaker 1: was then staring one hundred feet down at concrete and

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Speaker 1: my other friend, who had his jaw open. What felt

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Speaker 1: like minutes later, I smacked down onto the slide and

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Speaker 1: made my way down to the bottom. Thank god for

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Speaker 1: the engineers that plan for suicidal idiots like myself.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that because like that's like I love the water rides,

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Speaker 2: but that's like my greatest fear.

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Speaker 1: Are you afraid of heights? Definitely really heights? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: If I go to an apartment with like a really

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Speaker 2: high balcony, like I'm shook.

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Speaker 1: I'm shook, you're really I'm like the exact opposite. I

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Speaker 1: used to climb cranes. I still kind of do it,

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Speaker 1: not that often, but like like I climb, I climbed cranes,

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Speaker 1: and I used to do abandoned buildings, and I would

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Speaker 1: do it in Las Vegas, Like I climbed this abandoned

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Speaker 1: building in Las Vegas. I remember in college I would

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Speaker 1: climb to the top of these these apartment buildings and

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Speaker 1: there would be like apartment building balconies and then there

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Speaker 1: would be a pool. And I remember I was just

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Speaker 1: like drunk and thumb and I climb. I'm to the

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Speaker 1: top of this apartment building. It's a it's a it's

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Speaker 1: probably yeah, So it's like six six floors or something

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Speaker 1: like basically, and I climbed over the balcony. So it's

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Speaker 1: like that you have the balconies, right, and I would

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Speaker 1: like climb to the top of one balcony and then

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Speaker 1: stand on that part and then grab to the top

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Speaker 1: and then pull myself up and stand up again. Got

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Speaker 1: all the way to the top, and then I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I think I could make it in the pool. And

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Speaker 1: then I jumped into the pool and did not die.

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Speaker 1: Still here and it was kind of lit, but very dangerous.

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Speaker 1: Don't do that. I was at Lake bled In Slovenlake Slovene. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then I thought I could easily swim the distance

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Speaker 1: between the shore and the island in the middle with

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Speaker 1: the churts on it. Why does that have a church

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Speaker 1: on it? What is it? What is this place between

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Speaker 1: the shore and the island. This island has a church?

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Speaker 1: Why did they have a moat? This is medieval times?

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Speaker 1: Boy was I wrong? About halfway I started getting exhausted,

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Speaker 1: had trouble thing of flult. Then my body kicked into

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Speaker 1: rival molt. The adrenaline started pumping and I am Michael,

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Speaker 1: phelped my way. What's a Slovenian swimmer. Let's let's let's

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Speaker 1: use this. Let's Marton's thrill are also froze? You don't

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Speaker 1: know Martin Strell, Slovenian long distance swimmer, one of the

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Speaker 1: most elite endurance athletes best known for swimming the entire

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Speaker 1: length of various rivers.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's not aliment. That's like Jean Fry Winter running

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Speaker 2: the fastest on some tracks.

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Speaker 1: Like so he uh did Michael Phelps he Martin's thrilled

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Speaker 1: the rest of the way to the island. I ended

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Speaker 1: up paying five euros to have a boat taking back

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Speaker 1: to shore after that harrowing experience.

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Speaker 2: I guess he had cash on it. THO.

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Speaker 1: Guy almost died trying to go to this church. YouTube fam.

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