WEBVTT - Ep. 269: The Mooch 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:13.320 This is me Eat podcast coming at you shirtless, severely, 0:00:13.480 --> 0:00:18.320 bug bitten and in my case, underwear listening podcast. You 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:24.480 can't predict anything presented by first light, Go farther, stay longer, 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:36.879 all right. First off, right before we do anything YouTube, 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:39.120 Right now, you can go watch The B Side of 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:41.800 Fishing with our very own beloved Joseph Melli. So Joseph 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:44.040 Melli used to be in the old days, it was 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:47.520 hook Shots with Joe Sph Melli. But now Joseph Melli 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:51.080 works with us. It's got a brand new fishing series 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:54.040 that we're launching on YouTube called The B Side of 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:57.080 Fishing with Joel Sph Melli. You can go right now 0:00:57.120 --> 0:01:00.880 and watch. And we're doing it like how they used 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:03.240 to do in the old days, in the old days 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:05.759 when you had to uh when there would be a day. 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:10.119 So on Tuesdays, we're gonna keep putting out B Side 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:13.160 of Fishing with Joel Sph Mellie's tune in every Tuesday. 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:20.440 While you're there. Subscribe, so you go to the met 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:23.920 Eater YouTube channels subscribe, you know, to get all our 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:26.680 stuff because you're a subscriber. So check it out now. 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:29.840 Joseph Melli is great also you should go follow Joe's Hey, 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:34.759 what's Joe Simmelli's Instagram handle? And look, if you want 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:37.040 to keep track of all of our fishing stuff and 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:40.000 Joe Surmelli in particular, and all of our fishing stuff, 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:45.640 Seth will tell you it's Joe dot Surmelli one three eight. 0:01:46.040 --> 0:01:47.840 What the one three eight's all about? I don't know 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:51.840 j O E dot c E r m E l 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:56.639 E one. Yeah, go because Joe, Like, that's a long story. 0:01:57.160 --> 0:01:59.880 Hook shots Joe, He's now b side of Fish and Joe. 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:02.080 And then also the Bent Podcast. If you if you 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:03.960 love Joe and I do, you can also listen to 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:07.680 Joe on on the on the Bent Podcast. We got 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:09.359 a lot more stuff. I'm gonna be fishing with Joe 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:12.560 in New Jersey coming up here real soon. What are 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:16.480 you fishing for stripers? You didn't know about that? Heck, 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:20.560 yeah that's cool. I'm not gonna tell people why, but yeah, 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:25.600 fishing stripers. And Joel sah Mellie sweet the bite uh 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:32.280 speaking on Instagram Unbelievable engagement a podcast list that wrote 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:37.760 in that he had the greatest trail camp video I 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:40.639 ever taken, and I was like, can't be true, send 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:43.040 it to me. It's the kind of trail camp video 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:45.600 where he needed to explain it before it because he 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:49.120 felt it was irresponsible to send it without first explaining 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:52.919 what it was. It is a trail cam that they 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:56.919 had set up on a field edge and they caught 0:02:57.000 --> 0:03:05.360 a farmer driving by an attractor and the farmer, without 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:11.440 stopping the tractor, opens the door and hangs out of 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:19.520 the tractor to defecate, not even stopping the tractor. Doug 0:03:19.600 --> 0:03:21.920 during I ran us by Doug durn and Doug during 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:26.880 acts surprised that there's any other way to go, as though, 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:29.680 you know, he has his coffee in the morning and 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:32.880 then goes and gets in a tractor like very common practice. 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:40.360 A guy. Half million people watched this farmer. There's some 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:44.040 great comments I had will blur out the farmer's face, 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:47.520 but I also left it open that I was so 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:51.400 impressed with the farmer's work ethic that if he wants 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:54.560 to come work with us, he's hired right now. Any 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:57.480 man that that bleeds in his job that much, that 0:03:57.520 --> 0:04:02.640 doesn't even stop to you know, him and the Amazon 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:05.119 workers have a lot in common, Yeah, but the differences 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:08.800 they complain he didn't. Yeah, he looks he might make 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:11.560 a plaining. He looked fine to me. You don't know. 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:14.720 You you got to talk to talk, you know what. 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:17.719 You're right, Rick, he could be he could be uh 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:21.080 real upset about that he has to keep He's like, 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:25.960 I'm on such a tight schedule. He's Doug also pointed 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:29.240 out that he's pulling him anwer spreader, so it could 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:31.440 be in his mind he's like, listen, they're paying me 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:37.560 the spread manure. Why would I right not contribute? Why 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:39.839 would I go off in the bushes when my whole 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:45.440 thing is I'm out here spreading ner don't long haul 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:50.360 truckers engage in something similar. Yeah, yeah, when you're driving 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:52.760 down the road and you see a yeah, have you 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:55.800 repeated the jug? Yeah? I did it the other day. 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:57.359 I was stuck on the freeway in l A. And 0:04:57.360 --> 0:04:59.279 I had to do it. Man, I did analogy. I 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:02.680 swear to God, you know that. Yeah, I was thinking 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:06.840 about it. Trap. The angle can be tricky because if 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:10.760 it's tilted to tilted it was. It was nerve racking, terrifying. 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:17.360 It's hard moving along. Um I gotta do uh okay, 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:20.400 a few episodes to go. I was complaining about my 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:24.400 new tooth, my molar complaining bad. And it was thinking 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:27.560 about how my dentist listened to the show. I like, 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:33.000 I wasn't listen. I'm the one that is my tooth problem, 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:35.760 and I should have alerted him. I shouldn't have chosen 0:05:35.839 --> 0:05:37.719 that way to let him know that I wasn't happy 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:40.880 with my tooth. But boy did he make it right. Uh, 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:44.560 he heard me talking about it had me down. It 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:46.599 went for me my least favorite tooth and my most 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:49.080 favorite tooth. You put a little gap in there so 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:52.560 stuff doesn't took the gap out. Oh it's tight. Here's 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:54.880 what happened. Remember how I was telling you that you 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:58.239 should get your molar replaced because your teeth migrate. Okay, 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:01.800 Well he put the tooth in and then the other 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:04.919 tooth like moved away from the tooth, and that's what 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:08.720 made that food trap. Didn't like it, no, but now 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:12.280 it's my best tooth. I asked my dentist if he 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:15.039 needs an endorsement. He said he's been around long enough 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:17.600 that it doesn't that he doesn't need to go out 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:23.200 and look for clients. But he's a hunting dentist. Kevin, 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:24.839 I'm gonna tell you his name, Kevin Pierce. I'm gonna 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:27.240 be I'm gonna be a client of his BDS. You 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:31.320 should go to him. He is the reason I bringing 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:34.000 this up. He is very concerned about how you won't 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:36.680 replace your molar. I know. That's why I want to 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:38.080 go down there and talk to him about that. He 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:42.719 previewed for me how he's gonna convince you of the 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:45.159 need to get a new molar. And it has to 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:47.760 do with a doll sheep he shot one time. Well, 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:51.880 I hope he's I think that. Hope he's bringing his 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:56.280 a game. My dentist. Ah, this is funny because it's 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:57.920 gonna tie into a thing we're gonna talk about a 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:01.159 little bit, uh about where krim and who's unfortunately not 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:03.440 with us right now. It's curious why we always have 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:06.680 to turn everything into a competition who did most of what, 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:09.600 to the point where there seems to be a bragging 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:18.640 about who's been shot most um. But uh, he's gotten 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:22.360 double digit mountain goats because he grew up in Alaska. WHOA, yeah, 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:23.840 he grew up where like you get out of school 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:25.400 and go hunt mountain goats for a couple of hours. 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:29.600 That's like the casual. Yeah, he's telling me a great 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:35.880 story about his old man got mauled by a grizzly 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:39.720 mauled by a brown bear, and then his old man 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:43.200 killed the brown bear, and then the other brown bears 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:46.200 came and ate that brown bear, and the whole thing 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:49.440 was so vicious and heavy and everything that he said, 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:52.240 it stripped all the blueberry bushes were all broken off 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:55.800 and gone. And he and his brother were back there 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:58.000 recently and he said, you can still tell that area 0:07:58.040 --> 0:08:00.560 because the blueberry bushes that grew back as high as 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:04.600 the blueberry bushes around it. You said, there's still a 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:07.360 big like death circle around where he's like they're walking 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.640 along and said, that's the tree where dad got mauled. 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:17.440 That's crazy. Yeah. Cool dentists, man, Yeah, great dentists. Yeah, 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:22.160 totally cool. Like man did not just you know publicly. Uh, 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:25.840 it's my favorite tooth now. Um. Another thing I want 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:30.440 to touch on real quick. I had my kids got 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:35.319 this new game. It's called on a scale of one 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:39.400 to t Rex. And in this game, it's kind of 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:42.040 hard to explaining, but we're playing the game a lot 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:46.240 and you have to it's like there's a shade component 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:47.960 to it. In one of the shrades as you need 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:51.240 to act like you're driving a car and someone's pursuing you. 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:54.000 And we were playing the game, and that night I 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:59.319 had a dream that uh needs to be turned into art, 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:02.880 and I had to dream of a fox riding a 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:07.120 horse with the rabbits in his a rabbit in his mouth, 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:12.560 looking over his shoulder as though being pursued. I bring 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:14.560 that up. You should have him with a chicken in 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:18.080 its mouth, like the fox in the henhouse. He's being 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:19.920 pursued with a chicken. I'll bring that up for any 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:24.880 artists out there. Uh inspiration. Oh yeah, amazing. It'd be 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:27.640 an amazing painting. A fox riding a horse would wrap 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:29.959 in his mouth, looking over his shoulder, as though very 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:35.240 alarmed about who's pursuing him. Kelsey fan art. Um, he's 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:40.160 too busy, Robert abernathey's here with us. We're gonna get 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:41.720 to you. We gotta take care of a few things 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:45.400 up top. Hang tight, you're actually gonna come into this 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:50.600 in a minute here. Uh. Tons of listener responses that 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:54.040 we've had to deal with about because we like to 0:09:54.040 --> 0:10:00.960 talk about flashing and how South's super good at flashing stuff. Um. 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:04.000 The whole thing of like pressure water. Like it was like, 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:06.680 oh you should pressure water. You've met this Robert pressure 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:10.000 water like flushing raccoons and a pressure washer. Flushing beavers 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:14.920 with a pressure washing. It's not a really granted like 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:17.640 some people do it. It is. It is not a 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:22.600 thing worth recommending to people. Um, I agree. Now, a 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:24.640 friend of mine who is a professional hide handler, and 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:26.560 I asked him what his take on it is, and 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:31.360 he said, here's his sentence. Just imagining beaver fat and 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:35.199 meat spread over an acre after being sprayed in every 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:42.680 direction has limited my interest. And it's and he says 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:44.839 also that it only works when it's they do it 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:46.600 in the winter and it's frozen outside, that you can't 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:48.120 do it. But yeah, it's like you take a pressure 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:49.640 washer and you take a hide that you want to 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:53.080 get tanned or tan yourself and strip it of fat 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:55.640 and meat, clean down the leather with a pressure washer. 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:59.079 This dude, Stu. I was watching this because like it 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:01.800 has a horrible I mean blows the stuff everywhere. So 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:04.199 there's a professional fur handler named stew and he's got 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:05.880 this thing. If you want to learn like great fur 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:09.480 handling techniques. This dude stuff coon Creek Outdoors. He does 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:12.840 a big explanation of like why it is complete horseshit. 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:18.000 He's a video on his channel about it. Right, He's like, here, 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:20.240 let's set it up. Let's do everything just right and 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:23.480 set it up. It's just not the same thing. He's 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:26.000 a guy that throws him in the washing machine too, right. 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:28.640 He does wash all of his hides in the washing 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:33.160 machine after fleshing or before. He's adamant that it's pre flashing. 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:40.120 Whoa why is that it's easier to dry with fat 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:44.040 and stuff on it? So when he everything he does. 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:47.400 When he skins a fox, he skins the fox, no detergent, 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:50.600 just cold water, washes it in the classic washing machine. 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:52.360 He's got washing machine in his first chet with no 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:56.280 lid on I noticed. Puts it down in there and 0:11:57.120 --> 0:12:01.600 washes it, pulls it out, hangs it the dry. But 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:06.920 the dude is very very attention to detail, very attention 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:11.960 to detail. If you want to learn, nothing gets you said, no, No, 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:14.120 I I go to him all the time. Yeah, I 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:17.120 go to his channel, you know, to learn stuff. What's 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:20.480 his last name is, Steve Miller? I don't remember. Has 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:25.520 he been on here? He should be uh? He hasn't 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:31.520 Coon Creek Outdoors great stuff? I mean, like, if you 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:33.679 just like seeing how to do stuff, he does an 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:37.439 interesting job of explaining how to do stuff. Uh well, 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:39.520 I was thinking about why that's the wrong way to 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:41.040 do it. There's this book and I'm gonna do a 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:44.400 major book report on this book. But Alaska's Wolfman, which 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:46.640 I've been talking about a lot. In this book, he 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:50.720 goes to his prospector's house and the prospect of houses 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:52.720 that he talks about it is the kind of the grossest, 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:55.199 grimiest place he's ever spent night. But the prospect or 0:12:56.320 --> 0:13:01.720 keeps his plates screwed to the table able top. I read. 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:04.679 I read the book. Yeah, it's great book. Isn't read 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:08.000 that book? Really? I remember? You know what you mean? 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:10.080 My brother Daniel the only people that ever read that book. 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:16.440 He has dogs, and the guy wonders like, why are 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:21.360 the plates screwed to the table permanently? And it's because 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:23.760 he just eats, and then the dogs and get up 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:27.040 and lick the plates clean, and the plate doesn't move 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:29.760 around so they can get an extra clean and then 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:33.920 that's how he does. Is I like that idea, dude? 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:36.520 And I'm just saying that that that's deud be like 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:39.040 people if I if every time me and Seth talked 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:41.160 about washing dishes, if someone's like, oh, non't no, you 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:44.680 don't need to wash dishes. Just screwed the plate to 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:48.000 a dog. Get a dog. That's like the pressure washing flasher. People, 0:13:48.120 --> 0:13:51.920 but steal plate. I don't know. Yeah, imagine you can't 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:53.920 you can't drill hole? Yeah no, no, you could take 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:59.520 specialized equipment. Uh, you're familiar with pressing Pittman. Robert has 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:02.880 a big turn you man. He was on the show. 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:06.320 We're still on our listener feedback section here. Robert. He 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:07.800 was on the show and he was talking about how 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:11.320 he got shot twice. And then Karin, our producer, was curious, 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:14.200 why did we then get so many emails of people 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:19.200 talking about that ain't nothing uh based on how many 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:23.840 times I've been shot? And a guy writes in the 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:26.240 guy named Zach. He writes in, I've been listening to 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:29.440 episode two sixty four of the podcast The Guests was 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:33.200 shot twice, and you all think that's crazy. My father 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:36.160 has been a guiding outfitter for almost forty years. He's 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:43.840 been shot thirteen times. Jeez, the question and it has 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:47.240 had several dog shots. Just find you might all find 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:53.440 that interesting. Karin asked, why do folks dare I say, 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:56.000 mostly men in my own experience, seems so often to 0:14:56.040 --> 0:15:00.120 give into the tendency of making something a competition. I 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:03.960 understand that some things might reasonably and legitimately be structured 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:06.640 as competitive, but why is there an impulse in this 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:10.280 case to one up Preston regarding the number of times 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:14.560 he's been shot because it didn't kill him. My dad 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:21.640 was shot one time he was hunting. What happened? Uh, 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:23.240 As he likes to point out, made it all the 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:25.680 way through World War Two without getting scratched by a bullet, 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:29.160 got scratch brother stuff I've never scratched, but shot through 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:37.200 his rain poncho during the war, shot through rain. Never 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:43.120 I brought us up, never forgave the Germans. Um got home. 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:46.040 It was hunting rabbits with his nephew and his nephew. 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:48.880 They're walking along and his nephew put a load of 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:53.800 bird shot right into the side of his foot, and 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:56.680 they kept a secret. Was he aiming at a rabbit? 0:15:57.440 --> 0:16:00.080 Just walking? Just shot? They were walking side by. I 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:01.520 saw it and shot it right into his foot, and 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:05.200 they kept kept it secret, and he was at his 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:07.240 and he went and laid on his couch. I came here. 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:09.360 If he was a grammar, if he was at his 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:13.240 grandma's or his mom's or something, was laid up on 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:15.560 the couch, and every time about how lazy he was 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:17.360 now and everything. But it's because he's been shot in 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:22.720 the foot. Yeah, but how did he It must not 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:26.440 have been a serious wind or did no? He would 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:29.840 he would, he would back when he used to X 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:33.280 ray your foot, see if you should fit right? Uh, 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:35.960 this is before my time. He would go and show 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:42.600 everybody all those shotgun pelts in his foot. Oh wow, Yeah, 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:44.960 I've explained as much when I when we had I 0:16:45.400 --> 0:16:49.320 ran all of his ashes through a screen. Did you 0:16:49.320 --> 0:16:53.480 get the lead back? Yeah? But I think you know, melted, melted. Ye. 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:56.080 I couldn't find it. Found all kinds of dental work, 0:16:56.160 --> 0:17:00.080 and I couldn't find the lead, says the guys and 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:04.480 shot thirteen times? Just where have you been? Well? I know, 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:09.639 but just bringing that up again and saying that, I 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:12.439 feel it sounds like anybody that wants to brag about 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:17.080 being shot thirteen times, it's probably their problem. Like they 0:17:17.080 --> 0:17:19.240 got to think about who they're hunting with and where 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:22.120 they're hunting. He's a guy, he's he's hut with clients. Yeah, 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:25.520 you know, but you should do a better job. There's 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:28.600 something he's not doing something. But yeah, so to take 0:17:28.680 --> 0:17:31.280 on Charnce thing about it's not like I think, Krint, 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:35.879 God bless you. It's not bragging. I don't think you're bragging. 0:17:36.400 --> 0:17:39.440 Like generally, like I I'm put in my note here 0:17:39.560 --> 0:17:41.760 at any given moment for creing to see everyone at 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:44.280 any given moment, most people are trying not to get shot. 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:49.640 Like generally, among all the other things you're doing, you're 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:53.320 trying not to get shot. Yeah, and it's there. It's 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:57.200 only the survivors that wrote in. So it's you're not 0:17:57.560 --> 0:18:01.280 you're not bragging. You're like observing about it. Because if 0:18:01.280 --> 0:18:03.600 you were said, like I go to the gym every day, 0:18:03.840 --> 0:18:06.240 look at my big muscles, that's bragging because you're trying 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:08.159 to get them and then you got them and you 0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:10.359 alert people. But if you go through life trying not 0:18:10.440 --> 0:18:12.080 to get shot and then you get shot, it's not 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:15.879 a bragging point. It's more of a you're right that 0:18:15.920 --> 0:18:18.280 people make stuff into competition. We had we had a 0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:21.879 bench press competition your day and a pull up competition. Right, 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:23.520 there is a sense that if you get if you 0:18:23.560 --> 0:18:25.760 get shot and you survive it, that it's a madge 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:29.240 of honor that you've avoided something that could be far worse. 0:18:29.640 --> 0:18:32.000 So once or twice is like I got struck by lightning. 0:18:32.600 --> 0:18:35.199 It's like, look and I made it like somehow miraculous. 0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:38.440 That man is that man bragging the man that says 0:18:38.600 --> 0:18:41.080 I've been struck by lightning. Well, if somebody then goes, 0:18:41.160 --> 0:18:43.240 but I've been struck, that's pretty cool. But I've been 0:18:43.240 --> 0:18:45.960 struck five times. What it's just called one upsmanship. Yeah, 0:18:46.040 --> 0:18:51.480 so it's related. It's related to attention seeking impulse, like 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:55.960 this unique fact about me. We might all be similar looking, 0:18:56.000 --> 0:18:59.160 but guess what, guys, I've been shot three times. However, 0:18:59.200 --> 0:19:01.639 if we were sitting here, one guy got struck by 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:05.800 lightning and then the other guy got struck five times, legitimately, 0:19:05.880 --> 0:19:07.920 it would be very hard for him to sit here 0:19:08.000 --> 0:19:11.840 and not saying I was the same. It's like when 0:19:11.880 --> 0:19:15.280 people go talking about their international travels. This one time 0:19:15.320 --> 0:19:17.120 I went to Papa, New Guinea, and then somebody else 0:19:17.200 --> 0:19:20.040 was like, oh, that's pretty cool, But I lived in 0:19:20.480 --> 0:19:23.280 I don't know. With the Bush people, you know, they 0:19:23.320 --> 0:19:26.480 it's one up and ship, so it is related to uh. 0:19:26.520 --> 0:19:29.359 I think it is gender related to us for sure. 0:19:29.400 --> 0:19:31.679 But we all know that I'm has your dad been 0:19:31.680 --> 0:19:39.679 shot Chester? My dad has not been shot, not that 0:19:39.720 --> 0:19:43.359 I'm aware, we all know. We all now know I'm 0:19:43.400 --> 0:19:47.440 cooler than Chester because my dad was shot. So that 0:19:47.560 --> 0:19:51.040 story was great. So like like that's better than Chester, 0:19:51.400 --> 0:19:54.280 Like that makes me better than Chester, clearly, And that 0:19:54.400 --> 0:19:57.840 impulse actually helped. I think it's like a storytelling them. 0:20:00.000 --> 0:20:03.960 S room girl, my dad's kind of been struck by lightning. 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:06.960 Well yeah, but if somebody were to say I've been 0:20:06.960 --> 0:20:09.520 struck thirteen times by lightning, I would be very curious 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:12.520 why they keep getting struck by lightning. Well, I got 0:20:12.560 --> 0:20:16.719 a question. Are they counting like if he's running, like 0:20:16.800 --> 0:20:19.760 if he's doing like bird hunting, are they counting incidents 0:20:19.800 --> 0:20:22.399 of him getting shot? Or they counting like the amount 0:20:22.440 --> 0:20:26.000 of babies in his Like, Oh, I'm sure it's instances 0:20:26.040 --> 0:20:29.320 because you can't count. We'll have to have we'll have 0:20:29.560 --> 0:20:31.000 we'll have to have currency. If you can get the 0:20:31.000 --> 0:20:33.280 guy to come on the show for a minute, we'll 0:20:33.359 --> 0:20:36.040 ask him how he keeps getting shot, maybe we can 0:20:36.040 --> 0:20:39.800 give him some insight by how to at least reduced 0:20:39.840 --> 0:20:42.280 the amount of shootings you're involved in because one of 0:20:42.320 --> 0:20:44.280 them is eventually going to get him. Wonder what he 0:20:44.280 --> 0:20:48.200 considers shot. Listen, it might be I've been shot if 0:20:48.200 --> 0:20:51.960 you count catching bird shot. Yeah, same like dove hunting 0:20:51.960 --> 0:20:57.600 and stuff. Just like oh, someone d away from me, 0:20:59.320 --> 0:21:03.199 I don't count smacks you. But the reason I bring out, 0:21:03.200 --> 0:21:05.800 the reason I bring Oh. Then krit also went on 0:21:05.920 --> 0:21:09.239 to say, then she also has asked, like, why do 0:21:09.359 --> 0:21:12.080 people like this competitive thing I think gets into like 0:21:12.119 --> 0:21:18.560 fishing contests, kyot hunting contests. It's different. Those are completely different. 0:21:20.400 --> 0:21:23.119 I don't know, talking about whether you've been shot or not. 0:21:23.200 --> 0:21:24.480 It is not the same thing as going to a 0:21:24.520 --> 0:21:27.720 fishing derby. No, But I also don't know if it's 0:21:27.720 --> 0:21:31.879 a gender thing, because like I'm very on competitive and 0:21:31.960 --> 0:21:36.199 I know women that are extremely competitive, like I have 0:21:36.200 --> 0:21:38.760 friends were very competitive. So I don't know if it's 0:21:38.760 --> 0:21:41.040 like because she's saying it is a gender thing, I 0:21:41.040 --> 0:21:45.280 think if you took she she's saying, in her experience, 0:21:45.320 --> 0:21:47.720 it seems to be waited that way, And I would 0:21:47.760 --> 0:21:51.399 think that if you took um a hundred men, hundred 0:21:51.400 --> 0:21:54.400 American man, randomly selected men, and a hundred randomly selected 0:21:54.440 --> 0:21:58.720 American women, and put a question to them like, um, 0:21:58.960 --> 0:22:03.399 raise your hand if you been in a competition in 0:22:03.480 --> 0:22:09.200 the last week. I feel I have a suspicion that 0:22:09.359 --> 0:22:12.640 more male, and it could there's it could it's social, 0:22:13.640 --> 0:22:18.120 you know, cultural social. I'm not saying it's like it's 0:22:18.119 --> 0:22:20.359 like like like a genetic thing, but but I just 0:22:20.359 --> 0:22:23.600 think you'd have more I think the hundred dudes that 0:22:23.760 --> 0:22:26.920 have more hands, shoot, yeah, but it could be like 0:22:27.000 --> 0:22:30.840 it could be like totally socially constructed. I do think 0:22:31.040 --> 0:22:34.639 when people are asked if they're competitive, it's sometimes in 0:22:34.680 --> 0:22:38.480 certain circles is a negative thing. Oh no, if you're competitive, 0:22:38.560 --> 0:22:41.560 you care too much about like little things. I could 0:22:41.760 --> 0:22:43.640 I could get real upset if we like we're trying 0:22:43.680 --> 0:22:46.359 to make baskets into a trash, can make it like 0:22:46.400 --> 0:22:48.480 throw So I would just be like, God, I lost, 0:22:48.640 --> 0:22:52.120 I didn't get my we played horse today. I mean, 0:22:52.200 --> 0:22:54.280 I really don't want to lose. Ever, I lose all 0:22:54.280 --> 0:22:56.480 the time, but I mean it upsets me. It doesn't 0:22:56.520 --> 0:23:00.119 matter how minor. But there's also thing that happen but 0:23:00.480 --> 0:23:02.440 there's like a bullshit thing that happens to women where 0:23:02.440 --> 0:23:04.800 it's more like if a dude is described as competitive, 0:23:04.840 --> 0:23:08.280 he's a competitive you know, it's like that's laudatory. But 0:23:08.400 --> 0:23:10.000 it can also be a thing that you'd say about 0:23:10.000 --> 0:23:13.280 a woman that would be like like not flattery. Right, Well, 0:23:13.320 --> 0:23:17.040 she's very competitive, and it's like it's bad, it's a 0:23:17.080 --> 0:23:21.320 bad double standard. We the reason go ahead, I would say, 0:23:21.359 --> 0:23:23.880 we amongst our friend group, we have a little shed 0:23:23.960 --> 0:23:27.760 hunting competition going a must be out of the friend group. Well, 0:23:27.800 --> 0:23:31.119 it's just like it's yeah, me too, man, it's a 0:23:31.160 --> 0:23:34.399 different it's a different friend group, but just like like 0:23:34.440 --> 0:23:38.000 the not the not good friends, not other good friends. 0:23:37.840 --> 0:23:43.600 It's better. But anyway, this is not the points still different. Um, 0:23:43.680 --> 0:23:47.439 the most competitive person in this little shed hunt competition 0:23:47.560 --> 0:23:53.199