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Speaker 1: back there? Man, I got to bring them from the

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Speaker 1: other room. All right, Well why don you go get them? Man?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're gonna need your headphones, because you're gonna

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Speaker 2: need some sound effects. You're gonna need all that.

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Speaker 1: Why don't I just do it from the dome? Dude?

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Speaker 2: But how will you hear anything?

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Speaker 1: You can hear them through your headphones. No, that's not

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Speaker 1: that's not gonna work. Just what are you my radio? Dad? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Here, watch this. I'll text Abby, I'll text Abby. Hey,

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Speaker 2: can you bring raised headphones? Well, let's see what happens.

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Speaker 1: She's with Arnold all weekend at country radio seminar.

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Speaker 2: Hey, can you bring Ray's headphones?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: He forgot them in there, and it's hard to do

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Speaker 2: a podcast without headphones, and he's asking if you could

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Speaker 2: bring them for him.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Well, now she's gonna be mad.

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Speaker 2: No, she's not. Why would she be mad?

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Speaker 1: She's not mad? No, it's good. She gets thrown around

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Speaker 1: left and right. Hey, get water, get a spoon, Go

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Speaker 1: get this paper.

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Speaker 2: Go get me my bike? Can you give me a

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Speaker 2: bike pump? My tires are flat?

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Speaker 1: What you guys realizes a majority of these people in position.

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Speaker 1: They have so many handlers and people that do stuff

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Speaker 1: for him. I know we're not talking about it's a

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Speaker 1: big show bit, but the same hunt thing. Due. He

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Speaker 1: has so many handlers that do this ship.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I assume all these people do they all do?

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Speaker 2: I bet all. I mean when you get to a

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Speaker 2: certain level. There she is, Abby, Hey, Abby, do you

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Speaker 2: have a good weekend?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Come here on this microphone over her, Abbey, come here,

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Speaker 1: come here.

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Speaker 2: Here, just chat real quick. I don't know how was

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Speaker 2: your weekend?

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Speaker 1: Abby? It was good? Yeah? What did Arnold do for you?

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Speaker 1: I did not see Arnold?

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Speaker 2: Oh man? Is there is there trouble in paradise?

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Speaker 1: There's all his trouble in paradise.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Well that's interesting.

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Speaker 1: He's still around.

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Speaker 2: He's off on Mondays. He's off on Monday.

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Speaker 1: We fake like he still exists, but he doesn't. He's

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Speaker 1: fictional for years.

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Speaker 2: He does exist.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's off on Monday.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's off on Mondays. He goes hard on the weekend.

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Speaker 2: He says, Oh, I was whining and dining, Abbey this weekend.

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Speaker 2: So I thought you guys did stuff.

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Speaker 1: All right, My lips are sealed. Wow.

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Speaker 2: All right, well thanks Abby, thanks for bringing the headphones.

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Speaker 2: Anything else you want to say, No, I'm good you sure, ye,

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Speaker 2: all right, thank you? By truckers loved that, Yeah they did.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, all right right, let's get a start.

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Speaker 1: What are you drinking, Lonnie? What all my workout people

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Speaker 1: know what it is? Okay, all right, we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: it live. Oh the what too? Cree sore loser? What up?

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Speaker 2: Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,

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Speaker 2: so I gave you the sports facts, my sports opinions

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Speaker 1: It's Sisson. I'm from the north. I'm in Alpha Male.

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Speaker 1: I now live on the north side of town in Nashville.

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Speaker 1: If you're coming from Kentucky, it's exit dot dot dot.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, but then you come and you go right

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Speaker 1: I bet you go right.

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Speaker 2: Good job, you know directions.

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Speaker 1: And I just realized on my way to work. You

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Speaker 2: Three different sheriff's departments could pull your ass over and

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Speaker 2: I just want to know how when they sat down

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Speaker 1: It's got to be something with buying property. When you

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Speaker 2: But why didn't they just draw everything into squares? Why

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Speaker 2: I just things that I think about, like if you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. It's called tracks, but yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: called what land is called tracks? That's all. But Ray,

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Speaker 2: Are you ready to start the show already?

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Speaker 1: Did? I know?

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Speaker 1: Man, I don't dread you excuse me? Continue?

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Speaker 2: No, No, You're gonna have this one day when you

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Speaker 2: if and when if when when? If you have kids,

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Speaker 1: When you're sold ray.

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Speaker 2: Well, first of all, we're there and my two year

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Speaker 2: So then we're playing a little bit, and then my

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Speaker 2: What about the other family you met, Well, my wife

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Speaker 1: we have snacks right by the swings. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 2: No, the other family brought a bag full of snacks,

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Speaker 2: to me and he's like, here, I got some chicken

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, spicy chicken.

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Speaker 1: A spicy chicken nugget.

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Speaker 2: So then all of a sudden, all these kids start

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's spicy milk. It's spicy milk. This world is

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, why, all of a sudden is every

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Speaker 2: something that's a stick that's spicy, this spicy that.

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Speaker 1: Because you've talked to him more than their dad has

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Speaker 1: in a month.

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Speaker 2: True that, And so I'm still pushing the kids on

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Speaker 1: Then any MILFs are you looking for MILFs at the playground? Ah?

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Speaker 2: There was a couple, but they were on the little

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Speaker 2: And his dad is standing from me to that wall

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Speaker 1: Yeah, check the oil check he has his little hook.

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Speaker 2: He starts to pull down my pants from and I'm like, no, no,

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Speaker 1: We can't do that. A day at the playground and.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what in the world And the dad is

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Speaker 2: Yes, I get it. If I know the kid like, okay,

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Speaker 1: At what point did you go to bottle service at

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Speaker 2: Wow, dude, what uh Oh, he stuck the nose in

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Speaker 1: Nobody warned you about this unbelievable dichotomy that happens in life.

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Speaker 2: Nobody warned me that playgrounds were a danger zone, that

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Speaker 2: That's all I did. And then it just everything fell

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Speaker 1: You guys going and meeting people there that it's leading

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Speaker 2: No, but that's what you want. You want your kids

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Speaker 1: Play chase and do all that. That's great, dude. I

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Speaker 2: I don't know where that is, because there is no

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Speaker 1: All the women had their Stanley tumblers, right.

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Speaker 2: So I'm thinking, Okay, I fended this kid off right

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Speaker 2: in finn to find out, Ray, the kid comes back

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Speaker 1: Now he's got to stick up your anal cavity. No, Ray,

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Speaker 1: I was violated on Saturday, December seventh.

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Speaker 2: Instead, he goes from behind, and he doesn't pull down

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Speaker 1: Right, Can you not swat him away? You're letting him

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Speaker 2: And so he is fully underneath. His head is fully

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Speaker 1: What's his dad doing? Laughing?

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Speaker 2: Just standing there looking like he's disheveled.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's sad. So he's sold.

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Speaker 2: He looks like he hadn't showered today, that the kids

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Speaker 2: I gotta hang out with my kids today. And that's

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Speaker 2: when I said, you know what I said, We're done swinging.

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Speaker 2: We're done. We're not swinging.

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Speaker 1: Boys.

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Speaker 2: I can't push you on the swings right now. I

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Speaker 2: that knew that family that we didn't know, kinky, and

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Speaker 2: I was like, what the hell was that. She goes, oh,

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Speaker 2: that's not your kid. I said, no, that ain't my kid.

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Speaker 2: I was like, do people not know what boundaries are?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: Dad, Hello, this is when you step in and say, Henry,

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Speaker 1: But you can't be mad at the dad. Dude. What

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Speaker 1: his job, kid life, home life. Dude, he's sold. There's nothing.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's a sad place to be in. But

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Speaker 1: hangars think you're great. Oh that's not your kid's fun.

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Speaker 1: You're like the guy. You're the dude. Man, you're the dude,

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Speaker 1: and that's gonna happen. You're gonna get a finger up

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Speaker 1: gonna get lips to your back if you're the cool,

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Speaker 1: fun dad. I'm not playing that route. I go to

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Speaker 1: We're in their way. I know it's a public park.

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Speaker 1: You gotta move on. Man.

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Speaker 2: So when the dad goes home right with, he's in

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Speaker 2: a set.

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Speaker 1: Dude.

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Speaker 2: He may be unemployed when he goes home with Henry right,

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Speaker 2: maybe he's married, maybe he's not. But in the like, oh,

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Speaker 2: how was the playground? Is the dad gonna share?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I let Henry sniff a dude's ass, almost pull down

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Speaker 2: his pants and then Henry stuck his head up his shirt.

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Speaker 2: Or is he just gonna go I was good?

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Speaker 1: No, he's seeing ghosts. Man. He is so deep in

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Speaker 1: this parenting. He needs a day off from work. He

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Speaker 1: may be unemployed. He needs a website he can go

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Speaker 1: do to get a job. He doesn't know how he's

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Speaker 1: gonna make ends meet. He is just sold. He goes

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Speaker 1: to that playground to be mindless for three He didn't

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Speaker 1: even have his phone out.

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Speaker 2: No, he didn't have that. He didn't have his phone out.

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Speaker 1: That's how bad it is. That's what my wife said.

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Speaker 1: That's how bad it is. His enjoyment was staring into

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Speaker 2: So anybody, if you take your kids to the playground,

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Speaker 2: don't let them molest a human being. Please step in.

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Speaker 2: I need some help, Like, I can't have a kid

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Speaker 2: sticking his head up my shirt. Very awkward and uncomfortable.

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Speaker 2: That was my sunday, man, that was my sunday. I

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Speaker 1: Well, my sunday was dealing with this nose booger sugar

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Speaker 1: that I got going on. Man, oh man, I got

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Speaker 1: allergies again. Oh man, So I'm sorry. Okay, though, did

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Speaker 1: you take it? You take a nap? Need to take

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Speaker 1: a break, Yeah, we'll take a break. Yeah. I did

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Speaker 1: do something awesome though, Ray. It started in the shower.

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Speaker 2: No, Saturday night, Ray, I went to demolition derby. Dude,

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Speaker 2: you want to talk about Was it near me?

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Speaker 1: No? It was one.

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Speaker 2: It was it was south, all right, So you were north.

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Speaker 2: It's south about an hour and fifteen minutes outside of Nashville.

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Speaker 1: Dude, when it's perfectly quiet at night, I can hear mine.

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Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, this was popular.

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Speaker 1: Dude. We're in the South, man. You ain't rubbing your rednecking.

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Speaker 2: If you ain't rubbing, you ain't raising. Oh my god, dude,

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Speaker 2: they so I'd never been to a demolition.

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Speaker 1: Derby, Ricky, Bobby, ain't first your last.

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Speaker 2: These people go to the junkyard and buy a car

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Speaker 2: for like two hundred, three hundred, four hundred and five

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Speaker 2: They take out all the windows and then they just

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Speaker 2: ram into boom boom, and it's like they the wheels

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Speaker 2: look like they are from a toy car. They're not

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Speaker 2: big enough to be on the car. It was so funny.

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Speaker 1: The cars don't even look like they should be able

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Speaker 2: How they get them there on a trailer, on a trailer,

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Speaker 2: Bring them on a trailer, you get them off the trailer,

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Speaker 2: you drive them in and let's derby.

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Speaker 1: Let me guess another kid stuck some mud up your ass. No,

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Speaker 1: then they have something that I said, Ray and I.

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Speaker 2: Need to do this.

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Speaker 1: It was a drunk tanker. No, it's called a jump

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Speaker 1: and run.

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Speaker 2: They have a track on the outside of the the

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Speaker 2: demolition pit.

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Speaker 1: And it's two laps.

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Speaker 2: You bring old bless you, you bring old clunkers. There

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Speaker 2: was like a four tourist, a Nissan Sentra. Some of

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Speaker 2: one car got flipped up on the hood.

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Speaker 1: But how the atiss excuse their reference? Is that different

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Speaker 2: No, no, these are just people like your neighbor. As

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Speaker 2: long as you're eighteen, you can enter. You don't have

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Speaker 1: Are they playing for money? A little bit? Somebody else?

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Speaker 1: Sunday was a waste? Your day was a wash. Now

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Speaker 1: are you telling me there's another group of people. They

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Speaker 2: I think they get like three hundred bucks in a trophy.

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Speaker 2: Now we're talking, but you have to buy a car.

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Speaker 2: So it was I mean, and they're racing and they

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Speaker 2: flip each other half the cars just their transmission goes

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Speaker 2: out because there's such old pieces of crap. It was

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Speaker 1: I mean, we got cars, the Trailblazer and the accurate

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Speaker 2: I don't know if ours would like these, like they're

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Speaker 2: like speed bumps times five. And I said, Ray, and

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Speaker 2: I next year it'll be back next year. Need to

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Speaker 2: racing that it's a once a year thing. What is

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Speaker 2: this talladay, Well, it goes around the country. It goes

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Speaker 2: to different cities and in one city they have riding

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Speaker 2: lawnmower derby where people on riding lawnmowers crash into each

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Speaker 2: other all.

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Speaker 1: For the three hundred dollars. That's fun in the South.

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Speaker 2: Like, hold on, so you're telling me they can lose

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Speaker 2: like a foot. They're getting crushed, but on a riding

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Speaker 2: lawnmower you soup up your riding lawnmower to crash into

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Speaker 2: each other.

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Speaker 1: Dude, incredible. We just take the station vehicle, man.

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Speaker 2: That was what the promotions girls said. She was like,

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Speaker 2: we have an old van. You can enter it next year.

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00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:39,640
Speaker 1: That'll be great for the company image. It's getting demolished, dude.

438
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,920
Speaker 2: It was so fun.

439
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:45,159
Speaker 1: Whole iHeart logo just falls on the ground, gets dismantled.

440
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:48,240
Speaker 2: That's what bumpers are falling off in these races. I

441
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,359
Speaker 2: mean it was so fun to watch.

442
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,520
Speaker 1: What are people? Are people drinking? Smoking? Drinking? You can

443
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:54,440
Speaker 1: bring your own beer?

444
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,960
Speaker 2: No, no, you buy it in the concession stand. Oh yeah,

445
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,200
Speaker 2: they have concessions. Like it's like a legit like arena,

446
00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:02,000
Speaker 2: Like you go and they have it, and you buy

447
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,040
Speaker 2: beers and you buy burgers and you buy buy merch

448
00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:06,640
Speaker 2: and it's just like a concert.

449
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,760
Speaker 1: What was it an event? How did you end up

450
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:12,159
Speaker 1: with this? Yeah, okay, it was an event. You just

451
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,080
Speaker 1: opened up the local paper and said, what do you

452
00:20:14,119 --> 00:20:16,919
Speaker 1: want to do today? That's getting a nice bookend for

453
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,400
Speaker 1: a boring day at the park tomorrow.

454
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,440
Speaker 2: Well that could have I would have, yes, But I

455
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,680
Speaker 2: was an event, and I will take my kids next

456
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,920
Speaker 2: year because it's just cars running into each other. What

457
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:31,800
Speaker 2: do kids like? Cars? Loud, cars crashing into each other. Perfect,

458
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,640
Speaker 2: they're Uh? What was the crowd older?

459
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,200
Speaker 1: It was a mix, A lot of people with kids,

460
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:43,000
Speaker 1: A lot of people with kids. Right, it was very economica.

461
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,119
Speaker 1: What is it? I don't know. I don't know.

462
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,160
Speaker 2: Now you want to tell me about your jersey?

463
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're ready for it. I'm ready. That was a

464
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,320
Speaker 1: terrible segue, Coach.

465
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,040
Speaker 2: I didn't have anything. I'd like you'd be more into

466
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,320
Speaker 2: the derby, but you didn't give a crab out of

467
00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:55,720
Speaker 2: the derby.

468
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,439
Speaker 1: I needed something with my nose. Boogers, sugar go ahead.

469
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,360
Speaker 1: So bones is he's been talking about these stupid ass

470
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:05,080
Speaker 1: jerseys where you go on TikTok and you get them.

471
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,560
Speaker 1: Baser did one while I was at work. Actually she

472
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,439
Speaker 1: didn't do one. She did about ten. I think she

473
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,840
Speaker 1: was about five hundred dollars in. Oh god. She ended

474
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:17,120
Speaker 1: up winning me as Shady McCoy football MVP, which is cool.

475
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,640
Speaker 1: Brian Robinson, the guy that got shot. Okay, his jersey,

476
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,040
Speaker 1: you got them, you got the bullet Yes, it's with

477
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:27,400
Speaker 1: the bullet included. I'm kidding. So Brian Robinson, Shady McCoy.

478
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,280
Speaker 1: And then she got some cards. I got an autograph

479
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:33,199
Speaker 1: Kenny Pickett sports car, and then one of the running

480
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,119
Speaker 1: or wide receivers for A and M. Tillman's Avy or something,

481
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,760
Speaker 1: and then another guy that's in the NFL backup for

482
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,720
Speaker 1: the Texans. So you won a bunch of these. Yeah.

483
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,800
Speaker 2: So I mean, wait, I thought you said she was

484
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,560
Speaker 2: five hundred dollars in she won every time.

485
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:52,399
Speaker 1: No, she, I would say she invested six hundred in

486
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,600
Speaker 1: the Shady football We could probably sell for three hundred,

487
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,040
Speaker 1: I want to say, And the Brian Robinson jersey is

488
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,199
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty, not autographed. It's one of the

489
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,680
Speaker 1: more expensive ones, so that could sell for two hundred,

490
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,680
Speaker 1: so I would say she broke even. Okay, okay, not

491
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,800
Speaker 1: of the good part of the story. So I go home.

492
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 1: She's been doing them all day. She goes, we got

493
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,199
Speaker 1: to set a limit. It's so addicky. I'm like, well,

494
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,800
Speaker 1: that's awesome. I haven't done any of them. You've been

495
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,840
Speaker 1: doing this the whole day. Great. I mean, she was

496
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 1: just left and right won, this won, this lost, this didn't.

497
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 1: Really It's like gambling. You don't tell about your losses.

498
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 1: You only tell about your waves. You only want talk

499
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 1: about the wins. But I think we broke even. So

500
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,560
Speaker 1: I do one. She goes, hey, you just pick who

501
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 1: it is, and it was the Jerky. You just pick

502
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 1: one team out of the thirty thirty two teams. You

503
00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:33,639
Speaker 1: pick one team. So I have a one and thirty chance,

504
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:40,160
Speaker 1: and it's either Bears or Ravens, and I go, oh, man, man,

505
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 1: man man, go Bears. And then last second, I go,

506
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 1: you know what, screw that. Screw that, go Ravens. Go Ravens.

507
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,919
Speaker 1: So she does Ravens and I go, I just know it.

508
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,879
Speaker 1: I feel like they're doing Hall of Fame. So there

509
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 1: it went. Peyton was one of the ones before that

510
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,920
Speaker 1: I said, I could see I could see it. I

511
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 1: could really see a ray Lewis Ravens. No shit, they

512
00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:00,920
Speaker 1: draw Ravens and it's ray Lewis. I called, I didn't

513
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 1: win extra, I called the player, and I called the Ravens.

514
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 1: Three percent chance of that happening to get to that team.

515
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,679
Speaker 2: So you got an autograph.

516
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 1: Ray Lewis super Bowl one hundred and fifty is the

517
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 1: jersey without anything on it. I want to say, since

518
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,719
Speaker 1: it's a Super Bowl autograph, he wrote shit on it,

519
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 1: I want to say, we could get four hundred for

520
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 1: it something like that. That was my first one ever,

521
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,440
Speaker 1: first one ever. I hit one and three percent chance,

522
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm done. I'm going out on a win.

523
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 1: Later on in the night, this is like a week ago.

524
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,199
Speaker 1: Later on in the night, she goes, hey, there's this

525
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 1: one you can enter where they draw ten of them

526
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,440
Speaker 1: for one hundred dollars. And I was like, all right,

527
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,399
Speaker 1: let's do it ten for one hundred. Bro. We went

528
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 1: through all ten of those. We did I did. The

529
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 1: Chiefs didn't even come close to them. They weren't throwing

530
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,879
Speaker 1: a Chief's jersey in that pack. They were doing a

531
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:49,399
Speaker 1: Lions crapper this that they weren't even coming close to winning.

532
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 2: So you paid one hundred dollars to get in one drawing,

533
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,240
Speaker 2: and that's what I then drew ten.

534
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, but the one time I got on the

535
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:59,679
Speaker 1: one drawing, it was forty dollars and I won. Then

536
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 1: I did one hundred dollars for ten drawings and I

537
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 1: lost and it wasn't even close. There may be not

538
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: a scam, but at that time I knew this scam

539
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 1: and I'm going out on top. So the first one

540
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:10,360
Speaker 1: I ever did, I won. Then I would do ten

541
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,639
Speaker 1: jerseys and I didn't get one. Come on, give me

542
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 1: a break.

543
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 2: But you understand, you are. There's still thirty two people

544
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 2: in there.

545
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 1: Right, But the other people knew that Chiefs were getting drawn.

546
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 1: The Chiefs were still available, So there's like a formula

547
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,439
Speaker 1: to it. You're not drawn cowboys every time in Chiefs,

548
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:35,160
Speaker 1: they're drawing crappers, freaking titans. Dude. They knew the Chiefs

549
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 1: weren't gonna get drawn. They're waiting. They did under know.

550
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 2: That maybe someone in there wasn't a Chiefs fan.

551
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:46,199
Speaker 1: No, I believe oney of the jerseys were selected. The

552
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:49,160
Speaker 1: reason Chiefs weren't selected is because everybody knew they don't

553
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 1: pick chiefs. They don't pick your teams. They're not gonna

554
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:56,959
Speaker 1: pick niners, they're not picking chiefs. Maybe that's why they

555
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 1: were left.

556
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 2: Maybe they've done research, but I.

557
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 1: Will tell you the two teams that are always left

558
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:07,199
Speaker 1: Bears in tightness every time. Dude, I get it every time.

559
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,439
Speaker 2: Maybe they've done their research and they know Mahomes doesn't

560
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 2: sign this stuff, and so there's never gonna be a

561
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,879
Speaker 2: Mahomes and that could be it, and maybe Kelsey and

562
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 2: so maybe that's why they don't pick the Chiefs. But

563
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 2: they have to have older players.

564
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,160
Speaker 1: Too, so.

565
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,919
Speaker 2: I don't know, man and I or maybe the drawing

566
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 2: before that, the Chiefs were drawn, so people that watched

567
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 2: the one before that were like, you know what, the

568
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 2: Chiefs aren't gonna be drawn to in a row.

569
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 1: And I will say that the one before the Bear

570
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,880
Speaker 1: when they drew Bears, and I was like, oh my gosh,

571
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 1: I'm glad I switch from Bears to Ravens. So there

572
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: is something to that. If you're a team draw gets

573
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 1: drawn the one before probably not gonna be that likely

574
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 1: they get drawn the next one.

575
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 2: But I'm with you. I still believe it's a scam.

576
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 2: I don't believe it's real. I don't believe it's legit.

577
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 2: I don't understand it. No, it's it's real in life.

578
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,160
Speaker 1: But the reason I call it a scam is because

579
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,439
Speaker 1: I realized in that moment it's it is gambling. And

580
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 1: I got so damn lucky that I got ray lu

581
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 1: was the first ever time I damn did and I

582
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 1: got oneted three percent chance and I won. I'm never

583
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 1: gonna get that lucky again. I'm not like methane meth

584
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 1: in ecstasy. I'm not chasing that high. I was like,

585
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:14,400
Speaker 1: holy shit, I won, bro, I'm not chasing that. I'm

586
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 1: not chasing that. I'm done. I'm literally done with it

587
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,879
Speaker 1: because I can already see how you lose lose. I

588
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 1: got to chaste it and it was euphoria and it

589
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: was awesome. I'm out. It was a hell of.

590
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 2: A rud But you think it's real.

591
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 1: It's real. But they but are they real jerseys? But

592
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 1: think about it? If these so the one I had won.

593
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 2: Because here's my question, how do these people right?

594
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 1: There's shitty jerseys, but there's good ones. The ones we

595
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 1: were entering. It'll show you we were entering in only

596
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 1: jerseys at one hundred and fifty minimum. They were Nike,

597
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 1: they were thick, they had great colors. You can enter

598
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 1: the ones with the shittier jerseys.

599
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 2: No, no, I understand, I get that, But how do

600
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 2: these people get Ray Lewis to sign a jersey?

601
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,159
Speaker 1: How do these people get It's all part of a

602
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: signing session, dude. That's how Manzel got in trouble in

603
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: college because you would sit down and do those signings.

604
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: That's what all these guys do. They all signed shit.

605
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: That's how they make money when they retire.

606
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 2: I understand, but how does this dude make money? Like,

607
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,479
Speaker 2: how can he afford forty thousand dollars?

608
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 1: Well, just think of it. In one time, they made

609
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 1: twelve hundred dollars on that drawing and they only had

610
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: to give up one jersey and the jersey was ray

611
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,919
Speaker 1: Lewis and it was maybe they get a deal and

612
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,959
Speaker 1: the jersey was only one hundred and ray Lewis they

613
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: got him signed so much shit, it only cost one hundred.

614
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 1: They literally made a thousand per drawing minimum.

615
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 2: And how do these people all these people because there's

616
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 2: more than one, right, there's numerous. What I can't believe

617
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 2: is I want you how do they have access to

618
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 2: all these athletes.

619
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: Because it's all signing. You just sitting there, they're all nods. Right.

620
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 2: If we wanted to have a signing, do you think

621
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,360
Speaker 2: we could call up Dereck Henry and he would show

622
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 2: up and sign stuff.

623
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: No, but these people, they have agents. Their agents get

624
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: him into these signing groups. Dereck Henry w go sign

625
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 1: on a Saturday and it goes to these company. There's

626
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 1: a crapload of autographs going out in the world, and

627
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 1: it's awesome to have them. I have now Shady McCoy,

628
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 1: ray Lewis, and Brian Robinson and Canny Pickett. But let

629
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,199
Speaker 1: me see this, dude, the sign You.

630
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 2: Might as well wipe your ass with it.

631
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, I said, Bazer. Maybe he'll get better.

632
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. Here's the thing, coach, the signings of

633
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 1: the autographs. What was my trade of thought. I'm just

634
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: telling you there's there's so much losing. I I didn't

635
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 1: have to experience that, Thank God I didn't have to

636
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 1: experience it. But you and me could sit on there

637
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: a whole day and not win a damn thing and

638
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 1: lose five grand. It's just like the casino. It's very dangerous.

639
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 1: I got lucky. It was like I hit a roulette

640
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: number the first time I ever did it, and you

641
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: should away. I got greedy. I go, you know what,

642
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 1: I do one more for one hundred. And I should

643
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: have known that, dude it because I would have loved

644
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: my record to be one for one. I would have

645
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 1: loved my record, but it said it's one for two.

646
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 2: But is it rigged where they know it's your first time?

647
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 2: This is this is my whole philosophy.

648
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 1: No, they can't do that. Why who are they regulated by?

649
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: I mean, they're for sure regulated. The would be who

650
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: are they regulated by? They're definitely hooked up with the

651
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: government because they're getting taxes in one drawing. They got

652
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 1: one thousand, twelve hundred dollars in there.

653
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 2: Who are they regulated? A US government? So the US

654
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 2: government says, oh, you can't rig How does the US

655
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 2: government know if they're rigging their drawings? They can look,

656
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 2: they probably have a computer algorithm. Right, this is my thought.

657
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 2: By they have a computer algorithm that right when you

658
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 2: buy a spot, it goes in their algorithm. Right, Oh

659
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 2: we got a first time or got to have them

660
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 2: win this time, because guess what, when they win once,

661
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 2: they'll keep coming back for more, more, more. That is

662
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 2: how I believe they get people.

663
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: Eventually, they'll get busted if they do that. I don't

664
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 1: think they can do that. Do they kind of know?

665
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: Because you can kind of see through these so they'll

666
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: open a box. When we were doing the black jerseys,

667
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: if you really looked, you could tell what it was.

668
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 1: So you're telling me the guy that's putting them in

669
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 1: the boxes doesn't know kind of what they are, and

670
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. It wouldn't benefit them to know, though

671
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: it won't. The guys are just randomly getting them in

672
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 1: writing them in pen oh, Laura, because it was always

673
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: under Bay's name, Bazard. They're just right. They can't think

674
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: of it ahead of time. It doesn't benefit them to

675
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: rig it. But what is a rig is they're making

676
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: one thousand dollars and all these schmucks are just going

677
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 1: for the drawings like it's the best deal ever. No,

678
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: it's a terrible deal. Go buy the damn jersey. I

679
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: could probably get that, Ray Lewis. I get ebays heightened

680
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 1: a little bit, but I could probably go to a

681
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 1: good card shop where I really do some investigating and

682
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 1: get that for two hundred and fifty and I got

683
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: it for forty. It's not that great of a deal

684
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: considering all the losing that would go on.

685
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I also think a lot of this

686
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 2: stuff loses its value because there's gonna be so much

687
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 2: of it if these are happening every day.

688
00:30:55,400 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: But it's not just them. They didn't invite invent autographs. No, no, no,

689
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: May Jordan. Autographs are out in the world. Dude, these

690
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: guys sit down. Johnny Manziel would sit down do ten

691
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: thousand autographs. You think you're the only one with the

692
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 1: Johnny Manziel. Everybody has it. But it's the greatest thing

693
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: about autographs is you don't know who all has autographs,

694
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: So you think, wow, that's unique. There's thirty thousand other

695
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: people that have that autograph. Yeah.

696
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 2: I was just thinking, I don't understand it.

697
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: I don't I know.

698
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 2: I've I've tempted it. I've I've been tempted to get in.

699
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 2: I've been tempted to but then I might there is

700
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 2: no way this is legitimate, it's real.

701
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: It can't be.

702
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 2: I can't buy it. I can't do that, And I

703
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 2: just resist.

704
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: Well and everything is legitimate, legal and all that, but

705
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: I'm telling you this, you then get tempted because some

706
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: teams cost more money, so you then go after the

707
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 1: shittier teams because it's less, more inexpensive. So it's only

708
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: forty for the Titans, but you're like, oh, what if

709
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 1: I go after the Chiefs for eighty? So Chiefs Jersey's more.

710
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 2: That means they know more people want the Chiefs. That

711
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 2: means people bar drawn to the Chiefs. They're drawn to

712
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 2: the Oh my god, I could get a Patrick Mahomes, right,

713
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 2: but you know what you really probably get. I'm Nicole

714
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 2: fan Hardman.

715
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 1: Yes, you get into this world and you start saying, bro,

716
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: I was about to get a Bears jersey. Who do

717
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: I want from the Bears?

718
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 2: No, Buddy Walter Payton.

719
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: So then you could, So then you start to go

720
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: against your team. I wasn't even going after Titans, even

721
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: though I wanted Derrick Henry. I was like, man, I

722
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: bet it's gonna be Ravens. That's why I went after

723
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: Ray Lewis because I really felt it was gonna go

724
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: towards Ravens, a team I don't even really care about,

725
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: but I just bet on him and so what are

726
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 1: you gonna do with the jersey? Frame them all like

727
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: dope in the man cave. But I told Laura it's

728
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 1: limited like the Shandey McCoy that's sick as shit. The

729
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 1: football did ray Lewis jersey will be great. Brian Robinson's

730
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 1: a stretch. I'll put it up though.

731
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 2: That's it though, is it? Brian Robinson a jersey? Yeah,

732
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 2: make sure you put a hole in it. I just

733
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 2: looking for the.

734
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 1: Laugh track Survivor shooting dude.

735
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 2: Hey, we're gonna come back and I fell victim MESSI

736
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 2: got me again.

737
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. They they're real good. It's one

738
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 1: of five goals.

739
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 2: No, no, they're really good. But the messy madness has

740
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 2: come back to Nashville, and I didn't know what to do.

741
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: Right.

742
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 2: So there's a a tournament outside of the regular season.

743
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: I hate these. The NBA n season tournament stupid. The

744
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 1: soccer tournament that goes on during the season confusing as hell.

745
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 2: It's the Champions Cup, Okay, some side tournament. Nashville advances

746
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 2: by beating some team I've never heard of. I think

747
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 2: they were out of Mexico.

748
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 1: It already started.

749
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so inner Miami wins and they advance and

750
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 2: that sets up the showdown. In the round of sixteen,

751
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 2: Nashville se versus Messi and enter Miami.

752
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: When is that Thursday night? Is Thursdayville, Tennessee. I'm going

753
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,239
Speaker 1: how what your wife want for the ticket? Ray? What

754
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 1: does she want? This is the problem? Ray, I got divorced.

755
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 2: They send an email, and luckily I checked my junk

756
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 2: email and saw it and said, hey, you will have

757
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 2: an until eleven fifty nine pm tomorrow night to buy tickets,

758
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:24,879
Speaker 2: your season tickets to go see this game. And I'm

759
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:29,240
Speaker 2: like great, because my season tickets it costs about forty

760
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 2: dollars a ticket, right, no problem. This is a side tournament.

761
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 2: So they were going the round before that, they were

762
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 2: twenty five dollars a ticket. Great, So I'm gonna opt in,

763
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna go see Messy. Opt in, you know,

764
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 2: I want to go see Messy next Thursday night. Now

765
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 2: this coming Thursday. And so I get on there and

766
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,320
Speaker 2: I click on it. I'm like, yep, I want them.

767
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:55,959
Speaker 1: In your joke mail.

768
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 2: Ray, They have in increase the prices by about seven

769
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 2: hundred percent. Okay, my tickets were for the last round

770
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 2: of this tournament twenty five dollars a piece. This round

771
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 2: one ticket is two hundred and twenty dollars.

772
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just a smuck. The messy markup has gotten

773
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: out of control. Yep, yeah, you were an esteem season

774
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: ticket holder.

775
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 2: I would think a season ticket holder of Nashville s C.

776
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 2: They wouldn't try to gouge your eyes out. You're already

777
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 2: supporting your team.

778
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: You're getting fleeced, You're.

779
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 2: Getting poked in the eyes because you want to support

780
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 2: your team. They think, Oh, everybody wants to go see

781
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 2: Messi again. Well guess what I had to decide do

782
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 2: I want to go see Messi? I had until eleven

783
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 2: to fifty nine pm Friday night to buy my tickets.

784
00:35:55,400 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: I want to go, And.

785
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, what if I only want four

786
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 2: of them because I have five season tickets for my

787
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 2: whole family. Oh no, no, no, you either buy all

788
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 2: five or you get none at all.

789
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: Do that and sell.

790
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,800
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, I ain't got to think about that.

791
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 1: Taylor, no deal, you know.

792
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 2: And I looked at my wife and I was like, listen,

793
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 2: you only get so many opportunities to see the greatest

794
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 2: to ever do something in a sport right. So in

795
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,399
Speaker 2: ten years, are we gonna be like man? I wish

796
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 2: we witness I witness spent two hundred dollars, or are

797
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 2: we gonna be like Damn? I got to see Messi

798
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 2: twice live in person.

799
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: I wish I would have seen Mamba correct rest in peace.

800
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 2: I wish I had seen Jordan.

801
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:47,839
Speaker 1: He's still with us.

802
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 2: Never saw him play in person.

803
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,320
Speaker 1: Go to the Bahamas.

804
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 2: He plays in the Bahamas.

805
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: Some kid played him in the Bahamas one time.

806
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 2: Got it challenge him to one on one on the court.

807
00:36:57,040 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 2: So Ray, at ten thirty two pm on Friday night,

808
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 2: I made the decision, man, I said Messi, I will

809
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 2: see you Thursday night.

810
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 1: I will see you Thursday night. You already went. I know.

811
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 1: Give me him, Ray, I haven't seen him. You can

812
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: buy one ticket. You can buy one ticket. It was

813
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 1: three hundred last time, for two hundred and twenty dollars, Ray,

814
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: and you can sit right next to me. Ray. He

815
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: won't score any goals.

816
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 2: Then I start reading MESSI may not start.

817
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: Keep the ticket. Keep and he had five the other game.

818
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 2: Dude, I had a dream last night, literal dream that

819
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 2: Messi didn't play at all.

820
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: That would be brutal, and I remember waking.

821
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,919
Speaker 2: I woke up this morning and I was like, damn, dude,

822
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 2: we went to that and he didn't even play. And

823
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 2: I got up and I go pee, and that's when

824
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 2: I I was like, oh my god, that was just

825
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 2: a dream. I'm having a stressed out enough that I

826
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 2: am dreaming about whether Messi is going to play or

827
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 2: not this Thursday night.

828
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: What is it load management or what do they call it?

829
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 2: No, No, I just in my head, I'm just starting

830
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 2: to think, what if he doesn't play. It's not a

831
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 2: regular season game. What if they do load management? But hey,

832
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 2: this could get them to the round, you know, the

833
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 2: the round of eight, so they want to be.

834
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: No, he ain't playing, dude. He had five goals the

835
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 1: other day. He's gonna play, right. No, all, do you

836
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: want to sit next to me? No?

837
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 2: Because he.

838
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 1: To get recoup some of your losses. No, bro, I

839
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 1: ain't going to a game that MESSI ain't play it

840
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: in unless it's on a Friday night and I'm well liquered.

841
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,720
Speaker 1: I am not trying to recruit my losses.

842
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 2: Ray I. I four people were going, me and my

843
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 2: wife and the same couple I went with the other

844
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 2: messy game they're in Now. I have this fifth ticket

845
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 2: just sitting there that I didn't even want, but I

846
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 2: had to buy it if I wanted to use my

847
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 2: season tickets.

848
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 1: It's tough a weeknight, It's tough. Man.

849
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 2: Would Baser like to go? No?

850
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 1: She would said I was crazy for spending three hundred

851
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 1: the last time. Well, this is cheaper, I know, but

852
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:04,879
Speaker 1: it was also a debate in my house. I didn't

853
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: like it. She was like, it's just not worth it.

854
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: It's not worth it. When was I actually told South

855
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: Beach to come down? He never did it.

856
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,479
Speaker 2: Where does South Beach live Cincinnati? Does he want to come?

857
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 2: Does he want to sit next to me?

858
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 1: No? Weth Beach is sold.

859
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 2: I don't know the stupid messy effect. But hey, you

860
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 2: know they hyped up the prices and guess what, there

861
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,839
Speaker 2: are plenty of seats available now.

862
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: Oh you don't even have to be a member, and

863
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 1: you can go get them.

864
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 2: You can go buy them, dude.

865
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 1: And you want to know how dumb Nashville is. I

866
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 1: love the city. Pardon my nose. The Titans. There was

867
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: a weight list for the new stadium. Yeah, I got

868
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 1: an email. There was only fifty dollars to join it.

869
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 2: What do you mean, so you want to pay fifty

870
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:48,720
Speaker 2: dollars to be on a list?

871
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: I know. That's why I didn't do it. I told

872
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 1: him to go themselves.

873
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 2: That's like when I went to go find a daycare

874
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 2: for my kids. It was one hundred dollars to get

875
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 2: on the wait list.

876
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: But the weight list was refundable.

877
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 2: Uh, mine is non refundedle So.

878
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 1: You just wait and waitlist and then you could get

879
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: a refund, or you can just say you're part of

880
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 1: the weight list.

881
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 2: No, no, no, for Nashville, for I guess for the Titans.

882
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 2: I mean, it was amazing how they broke ground on

883
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 2: the Titan Stadium.

884
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:13,839
Speaker 1: Did you see that? Dude? They broke ground and they

885
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: built let's just say an awning. They erected some sort

886
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,720
Speaker 1: of building. Dude, I thought they broke ground on the stadium.

887
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 2: I was like, holy shit, No, they did.

888
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: No, no, no. Hold. On the next day I was driving

889
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 1: to work, they took it down. So we're like, we're

890
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: going back in time. We're not gaining any progress on

891
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 1: the stadium. It's supposed to be done by twenty twenty seven.

892
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: They built a structure for them to do the announcement

893
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 1: and then took it down. So we're we're regressing. We

894
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: haven't even started. We're in the negative right now in

895
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: the stadium. No right, did you see him put the

896
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: shovels in the dirt? Yeah, Garth is sit in there

897
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 1: digging up asphalt or what now.

898
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 2: They had to bring dirt in because there was no

899
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 2: dart there.

900
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: It's all as they had.

901
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 2: They brought a truck in, dumped some dirt there and

902
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 2: put shovels in it. So they didn't even use They

903
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 2: didn't use a jackhammer. They didn't use a JackAM we're

904
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 2: gonna bust up the concrete anything. But they brought in

905
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 2: dirt from somewhere else. I pass it every day. We

906
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 2: have not broke ground. They're still asphalt. And they took

907
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 2: down the ceremonial building.

908
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: And the dirt broke ground, and the dirt they dug

909
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 1: it's gone too.

910
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 2: The best part and the funniest part is the new mayor,

911
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 2: Freddie O'Connell. He was his campaign was all against the

912
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 2: new stadium. Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it,

913
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 2: and he won the mayor. But he had to be

914
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 2: there on stage smiling like Hey, let's on the stadium, like, Hey,

915
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:43,760
Speaker 2: what's up guys? Hey Amy Adams Strunk or Shrunk whatever

916
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 2: her name is.

917
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 1: Uh. I was really against this stadium deal, but let's

918
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 1: break ground. And Beser brought up the best thing too,

919
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 1: because we were driving to sam Haunt on Friday night

920
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: where they going to park for the stadium for the

921
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: next three years until that one's built. It's getting built

922
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:02,720
Speaker 1: in the parking lot for the current Titan Stadium's great question,

923
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: where are you gonna park for three years? It's gonna

924
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 1: be a clusterfuck on Sundays. Yeah, dude, it's gonna be

925
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: Do not go even anywhere near the city on a

926
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: Sunday or a Thursday. But we don't get Thursday night games.

927
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 2: CMA Fest. Where are people are gonna park? They're not

928
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:21,479
Speaker 2: because we broke ground. How many? But realistically, how many

929
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 2: parking spots are in that parking lot? I mean enough

930
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:25,800
Speaker 2: to fit Ah Stadium.

931
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: It's a through z around the stadium and they.

932
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 2: Have a b Oh, you're right, it goes all the

933
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 2: way around.

934
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,319
Speaker 1: Dude. They have them blocked off the whole right next

935
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 1: to the Interstate. I hate people that aren't living in Nashville.

936
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: Is blocked there. You're never gonna be able to park there.

937
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: I have no idea where people are gonna park. And

938
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 1: you know me and parking, oh Man, Ray will not

939
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,800
Speaker 1: see an event at Nissan Stadium for the next three years,

940
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: so that's a fact. I mean, I don't think they

941
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,479
Speaker 1: thought of this ahead of time, dude, because it's gonna

942
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: be bad. It's gonna be real bad.

943
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 2: I'm sure they have a plan about it. It has

944
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 2: to be better than the Nashville sc parking when that's

945
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 2: stadium open, because that was a cluster. My kid had

946
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 2: to shit on the side of the road because we

947
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 2: couldn't get on a bus. You got on a bus

948
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 2: to ride to ride, and then we couldn't get on

949
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 2: a bus back to nies On Stadium to get our car.

950
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,760
Speaker 2: And it was freaking hot, and my kid was dying

951
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 2: and he had a poop on the side of the

952
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 2: road and I had to box people out because they

953
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 2: were trying to cut the line. It was absolute disaster.

954
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 2: But I'm sure the Titans haven't better plan than that.

955
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 1: I'm going to see MESSI Kid, MESSI will play here

956
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: in two years twice.

957
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 2: This is that And that's another problem is I'm not

958
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 2: taking my kids because I don't think they'll appreciate now

959
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 2: seeing Messi. In ten years they'd be like, man, we

960
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 2: got to see MESSI, but right now they won't. So

961
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 2: in ten years, I'm just going to be like, you

962
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 2: guys had two opportunities to see Messi, and I didn't

963
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 2: take you to either one.

964
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: That's why I never took my nephew to bridgetone. He

965
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: wouldn't have appreciated Joehanson.

966
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 2: So is Joe Hanson a legend?

967
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: I didn't know if he was ever going to be

968
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: a big thing.

969
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,479
Speaker 2: I don't know much about. Hey, the Preds are winning

970
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 2: though I don't know.

971
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 1: Have they Yeah, but they won't make the playoff because

972
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 1: they're that far back. No way, Yeah, they're really far back. Ye.

973
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: Now would be the time to bet him. I think

974
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,800
Speaker 1: it's plus one thousand to make the playoffs. Bro, you know, coacher,

975
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: you need The Celtics are hot. Yeah, they won by

976
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,759
Speaker 1: one hundred. They are winning by one hundred every game.

977
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 1: They are really good. Well, here's the thing. The Suns

978
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 1: need to win the division and they're not. I mean

979
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 1: they just the Clippers are just gonna win that one.

980
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: No wonder it's plus eighteen hundred. Yeah, the Suns. Bradley Beale,

981
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:26,399
Speaker 1: even though he's been hurt.

982
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:26,879
Speaker 2: He never played.

983
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 1: He never played.

984
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 2: He didn't played the whole year.

985
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: I get it.

986
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 2: He plays like one and he's like, oh, I'm out

987
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 2: a week in an ankle, and then he comes back

988
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 2: from the ankle and it's a hamstring. Then it's like,

989
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 2: oh my god. Like, dude's getting paid a lot of

990
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:36,839
Speaker 2: money to do nothing.

991
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,439
Speaker 1: Kevin Durant and he dude, they can't win shit. They're

992
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: they're five back and they're not looking good.

993
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 2: I don't know who's looking good. Yeah, I mean the

994
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 2: freaking Nuggets. They're looking good again.

995
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 1: That's what Boomer told me this morning. But I told

996
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: him Celtics with the Unicorn, they'll probably do it. They

997
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 1: look the Celtics really good. They look really good. Kolbe White.

998
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:02,720
Speaker 1: What's his name, p Christ there's the white guy, Derek White.

999
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,280
Speaker 2: Yeah good, Yeah, he's good. They got him from the Spurs.

1000
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,879
Speaker 2: B Hey, that dude, no d one offers coming out

1001
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 2: of high school.

1002
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:13,919
Speaker 1: That's the role players you need. You need your help

1003
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: me with their player's names. Jalen Brown, Jayson Tatum, Yea

1004
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 1: and the Unicorn Christoph Pors your big guy, then your

1005
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,399
Speaker 1: role players. I love the white guy, Derek.

1006
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:28,359
Speaker 2: Uh Prichard, Pitton Prichard yep, and then Derek White Prichard yep.

1007
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: Who else? Well, they lost Marcus Smart What that's not smack?

1008
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,800
Speaker 2: Hey, No, they got rid of him and they upgraded

1009
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 2: Drew Holidays was so much better.

1010
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 1: Forgot about him? Is he playing?

1011
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 2: He plays?

1012
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:42,400
Speaker 1: Wow? I think Boston wins it. They're the favorite. About

1013
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 1: plus two point seventy five your money, that's almost the

1014
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 1: way to go, Nuggets.

1015
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 2: I just don't know if they have the firepower. Firepower?

1016
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? There's a depending NBA champs.

1017
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: I get it. But the game's changed since they won it.

1018
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: It's a faster game.

1019
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 2: Oh all right, my bad, it's changed a lot in

1020
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 2: a year. All right, Happy Monday, you guys have a

1021
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 2: great day. That's good. What else was I gonna tell you?

1022
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 2: That's it. That's all I know. I didn't watch Kansas

1023
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 2: lost again.

1024
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, this show brought to you by an allergy pill.

1025
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:12,799
Speaker 1: My nose is affed up, man.

1026
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ollen, I did see how you and Bradley Cooper

1027
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 2: like to be naked rounder you know, shower with your

1028
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 2: he used to shower with his dad.

1029
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, he should do a podcast about it. Isn't it

1030
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:21,879
Speaker 1: most downloaded? Yeah?

1031
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 2: I think it is our most downloaded episode. So all right,

1032
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 2: I can't did my fantasy baseball league. They might text

1033
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 2: every three seconds.

1034
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 1: And Justin he's taking a little hard. Caitlyn Clark is

1035
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: now the all time scorer in the history of basketball.

1036
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,800
Speaker 1: She did it against Ohio State women's basketball. Oh, Justin's

1037
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: taking it hard. Damn. Yep, sorry about that. All right,

1038
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:45,840
Speaker 1: I have a good wins or what is day Monday?

1039
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: All right, we're out and joke excaid that Lebron. You're

1040
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,439
Speaker 1: not getting forty thousand against US. You're not getting nine points,

1041
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: you're getting eight. Lebron got it forty thousand points and

1042
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: they lost by twenty. Yep. The Lakers are so bad,

1043
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 1: I mean so bad lay score, they're not going to

1044
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 1: even make the playoffs.

1045
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 2: Well, they're gonna be in the play and they're the

1046
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 2: number ten right now, and I think the Utah Jazz

1047
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:07,879
Speaker 2: are like five games behind them, so they're good.

1048
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 1: They're in the playing game no matter what. But lay

1049
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:16,439
Speaker 1: last year lay winner le Bronni lay Dad late, Let's

1050
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 1: lay this one to rest Ah oh boy, brought to

1051
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: you by coldies. I didn't gonna need that right now

1052
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 1: to get this out of my nose. You sound like shit. Yeah, dude,

1053
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:28,760
Speaker 1: welcome to Nashville.

1054
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 2: They didn't. Hey, my big big offseason move of Mike

1055
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 2: Evans and the Chiefs.

1056
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 1: Yay, so we went nowhere?

1057
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 2: He actually yeah, they the Bucks resigned him, but there

1058
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 2: was a lot of steam and a lot of people

1059
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 2: were starting to say him to the Chiefs and I

1060
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 2: was the first one. And the Bucks got bored of

1061
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:46,879
Speaker 2: it and they said we better tie this guy down.

1062
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 2: They did.

1063
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 1: I didn't like that. I thought Titans might get him.

1064
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 1: Oh remember, you can say any team guys could go anywhere, right,

1065
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: nothing stops anything.

1066
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 2: I got Mike Evans as the Buck.

1067
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 1: That's my prediction.

1068
00:47:58,760 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 2: Mike Evans the Bucks.

1069
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: It's confirmed.

1070
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 2: Oh really, see I just said it.

1071
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, you don't get it none. That was dumb.

1072
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: M hm.