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Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy Jeff.

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Speaker 2: You guys want more information?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, said that. I've been trying to kick you guys

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Speaker 1: out for years. I'm still here. Well, if you're interested.

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Speaker 2: He signed up for a matchmaking service, so hasn't had

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Speaker 2: a lot of luck on the dating apps bumble hinge

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Speaker 2: et cetera.

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Speaker 1: Not produce the desired results.

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Speaker 2: So he decided a few months ago to hire a matchmaker,

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Speaker 2: and that actually hasn't gone very well either until now,

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Speaker 2: because we're about to tell him the good news. Well

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Speaker 2: kind of in your phone tab right now?

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Speaker 3: Another Hello?

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Speaker 1: Hello? Is this allan?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's going.

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Speaker 4: I'm calling from Love Matchmakers. My name is Cody, Cody Pendant.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you've been working.

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Speaker 4: With Angela as your matchmaking consultant, right, but I'm her assistant.

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Speaker 4: She's out of town right now, in a silent retreat.

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Speaker 4: I think she mentioned that.

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Speaker 3: No she didn't.

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Speaker 4: Oh, well, she is enjoying herself. If you're wondering, you

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Speaker 4: got to see her tan, which she gets back. I

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Speaker 4: just got some pictures. Anyways, I'm calling because I have

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Speaker 4: been authorized to give you good news.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's great.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to say this, but I think

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Speaker 1: we did it we found the one.

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Speaker 3: What are you joking?

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Speaker 4: No, No, she's professional, she's beautiful, she meets.

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Speaker 1: All the criteria. You're gonna be so impressed.

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean I've been waiting and paying, so I'm

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Speaker 5: ready to let's go.

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Speaker 4: Sure have and it all paid off because congratulations, you're

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Speaker 4: in a relationship.

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Speaker 1: Alan, you have a girlfriend?

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Speaker 2: Yay?

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Speaker 5: Well, all right, I guess you found it match. We

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Speaker 5: clearly haven't met. I don't know if we're in a

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Speaker 5: relationship yet.

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Speaker 1: No, silly you are. I took care of everything.

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Speaker 4: I have all the paperwork at her bedside, so it's

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Speaker 4: a done deal.

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Speaker 1: You two are a couple, okay? And she toats knows.

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Speaker 3: Who is this person?

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Speaker 4: Well, her name is Barbara. And let's just say you're lucky.

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Speaker 4: I'm on the job because I did some creative thinking

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Speaker 4: and I went back to our old roster, and wouldn't

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Speaker 4: you know, there's one woman, single and available and in

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Speaker 4: the hospital right now temporarily.

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Speaker 3: What Barbara, did you say in the hospital?

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Speaker 1: It just a little snaffoo. But you heard me when

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Speaker 1: I just said temporarily, right, what.

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Speaker 3: Are you talking about? What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: Technically she's been in a coma for just a few years.

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Speaker 3: You've got to be kiting me.

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Speaker 1: But signs look good.

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Speaker 4: I saw the monitor and it was beeping and jumping

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Speaker 4: and skipping, and you just got great energy.

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Speaker 5: I don't understand what this means you you've matched me

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Speaker 5: with someone unconscious in the hospital.

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Speaker 3: What do you do well?

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Speaker 4: You could say that, or you could focus on the

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Speaker 4: word match as I found you.

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Speaker 3: Someone Angela never would have okayed this. Why are you

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Speaker 3: in charge?

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm not really understanding what the problem is here, because,

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Speaker 4: like I'm doing my job.

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Speaker 1: No, if you have a girlfriend, I.

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Speaker 3: This is the weirdest you look. I've been with you

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Speaker 3: people for months. I've been paying you a fair amount

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Speaker 3: of money.

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Speaker 5: You found me nobody, and now I'm getting a call

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Speaker 5: from some rando I've never even met, telling me that.

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Speaker 3: You found me a coma pitient. Literally, what the are

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Speaker 3: you talking about?

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Speaker 4: Okay, it sounds like you're frustrated, and that's on me.

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Speaker 4: I maybe I did not tell you enough about her.

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Speaker 4: She does have a lot of hobbies. She loves sleeping,

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Speaker 4: and she loves like milkshakes and liquid meals.

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Speaker 5: That struck you as a good match for me, Sleepy

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Speaker 5: milkshake lady, you know.

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Speaker 4: What if she had a dating profile that would be

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Speaker 4: kind of a catchy name.

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Speaker 1: You're smart. We should work together.

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Speaker 3: I don't so what am I supposed to call this lady?

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Speaker 3: What do you want from me? Well?

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Speaker 4: I could give you her number, but she's not gonna

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Speaker 4: pick up occupied me.

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Speaker 1: But what I did is I went ahead and got

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Speaker 1: a greeting card. I already filled it out in your name.

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Speaker 1: So when she wakes up, no, I may no.

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Speaker 4: And the fact that she is an older lady at

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Speaker 4: seventy two years old, oh my goodness, what.

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Speaker 1: She's gonna appreciate it even more. How thoughtful you were two?

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Speaker 1: She sure is.

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Speaker 4: And once her grandkids leave the room, you two can

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Speaker 4: have your first day.

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Speaker 1: Why aren't you excited to be at grandpa?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 5: Papa, Okay, I am papa.

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Speaker 3: Not only that, I will be demanding all the money back.

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Speaker 3: You idiots have done nothing for me. You've strung me

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Speaker 3: along for months and months, and now you set me

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Speaker 3: up with an unconscious senior citizen and you think that's

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Speaker 3: my best match.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, after all the trouble I went through helping

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Speaker 4: your friend Matt to frank you, and this is what

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Speaker 4: I get?

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Speaker 1: What I should be the one upset because this.

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Speaker 4: Is actually Joisey from Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning,

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Speaker 4: and I'm very mad at you right now. Whoa oh

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Speaker 4: all right, wait a second, bro, I told you it's

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Speaker 4: a prank, like.

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Speaker 1: This is all for fun.

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Speaker 3: I yeah, that's great, thank you.

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Speaker 1: It's cool. You can laugh now. It's just a radio thing.

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Speaker 3: Woo radio thing. All right, Well, good for that, and

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Speaker 3: good for you that.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's supposed to be good for you.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 1: And Barbara.

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Speaker 4: Oh dud, we haven't talking about Barbara. Huh you silver Savage.

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Speaker 4: I see you over there, old Barbara.

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Speaker 3: I will tell you I am a week away from

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Speaker 3: taking that date.

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Speaker 1: Bro, No, you leave Barbara alone. She is a sweet lady. Okay,

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Speaker 1: weake up.

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Speaker 4: Every morning was fun tabs weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning