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Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank god the safe space again. Guys.
Speaker 1: Crazy times on the world and we're back in. I
Speaker 1: feel so relaxed finally. Except this lemon water in an
Speaker 1: Ikea craft. This lemon water that might give you what
Speaker 1: did you say that? What is it had? What is it?
Speaker 1: I don't think I said, I I don't show. Hello,
Speaker 1: Welcome to will you Except this Rose Podcast? My name
Speaker 1: is Irene Marine. I am back from the coup. I'm
Speaker 1: back from Vancouver. Shout out to Vancouver. I just have
Speaker 1: to say, um, the manager of Yuck Yuck's is a
Speaker 1: total fan. Lauren loves the podcast. A lot of the
Speaker 1: ladies like there was a lot of people came to
Speaker 1: the show who loved the podcast. Super exciting and uh
Speaker 1: and they had a lot of people wanted to talk
Speaker 1: about Colton. So let's just get right to it. Our
Speaker 1: first guess. We haven't had her on this year. I'm
Speaker 1: so excited. Let me just tell you a little something
Speaker 1: about our first guest. She's so much. She feels like
Speaker 1: she's tall and pretty intented. She must be made a belt.
Speaker 1: She can wear braidies and look shoulder mombays. She talented
Speaker 1: in a way that makes me. Her name is Lauren Lupkins.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. That was so wild.
Speaker 1: I was a right like no other. I had no
Speaker 1: clue what was happened, but the look in your eyes
Speaker 1: told me it was going to be important. Changed my life.
Speaker 1: That was fucking wild. Yeah, I think it might be
Speaker 1: bright raight. Do you wanted to be your ring? I do?
Speaker 1: When you when I call you, I just Laren laugh.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited I got Lauren. That was so cute.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I never do I don't know, do
Speaker 1: I is there another guest on? I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1: He was Best Year eighteen. He went to Nashville with
Speaker 1: J J. Marien Kenny Paw another year that yet seen.
Speaker 1: Welcome back. It gets it doesn't doesn't. It doesn't get all,
Speaker 1: it doesn't get all. Yeah, what are you doing. I'm
Speaker 1: doing great. I'm doing great. There's a lot to process
Speaker 1: in the last five minutes. Yeah. Yeah, I like Lauren's
Speaker 1: the line and Lauren's about she could wear her bank
Speaker 1: short or long. Yeah, that's really really nice of you
Speaker 1: to supportive because I know you were usually wear a
Speaker 1: lot and I got short and I'm living the short
Speaker 1: bang lifestyle and it's changed me a lot. And I
Speaker 1: think yes, and I think people think that I am
Speaker 1: cool or something now, so I'll go with that. I
Speaker 1: thought a sign about your bed. I love it. I
Speaker 1: can't wait till again. I think, Yeah, that was really nice.
Speaker 1: She because she's like she has a magical quality about Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't say I have that. You know how, you're
Speaker 1: tall and elfin and magic tall, elf it's a very strange.
Speaker 1: She doesn't. It's sad because her elf family exiled. She
Speaker 1: was too tall, like like a sad movie. You wish
Speaker 1: like Elf, like Will Ferrell. You should like Lord of
Speaker 1: the Rings. Those else were tall and slender. Dad, you
Speaker 1: should make a lady off like Will Ferrell, where you're
Speaker 1: tall to be enough and you gotta look. I think
Speaker 1: what everyone wants is can I say what you're about
Speaker 1: to No, I think it's a secret. Okay, Well she's
Speaker 1: about to get his decret is a really big deal
Speaker 1: and it suits excited. I'm excited w do a movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: someone will know what it is eventually. Fast curious. No,
Speaker 1: but I'm very excited. I just want to be furious
Speaker 1: and furious. I would I would watch a fascinate Oh
Speaker 1: my god starring me. Would my god. I would love
Speaker 1: to do it. I would love to be one of these.
Speaker 1: I have seen every single one in the theaters to
Speaker 1: I love. I love them. I love one of the
Speaker 1: greatest I haven't. I also love Mission Impossible. I could
Speaker 1: get into them. Are amazing, possibly held the last one
Speaker 1: too long and too many twist Yeah too. Here's what's
Speaker 1: fun about is because he's getting older and he wants
Speaker 1: to prove he still got it. So he does because
Speaker 1: and he does, and he did stun. He does all
Speaker 1: of this those that's crazy why he's hanging from the
Speaker 1: got a Helicos st pilot license. He got a stunt
Speaker 1: pilot license sixteen days. Did that? He did that. He
Speaker 1: did that stunt. So he's maybe an actually an alien,
Speaker 1: Yeah he does, he is. Yeah, he made it and
Speaker 1: level he made it. Guys. What's that was him saying,
Speaker 1: who are you talking about? You talking about by Scientology?
Speaker 1: Iver tell you about We did the last episode of
Speaker 1: Felicity on at the Celebrity Center Scientology Celebrity Center, and
Speaker 1: we like you shot at there. Yeah, there was a
Speaker 1: wedding and they rent that out for shoes. Was it beautiful?
Speaker 1: It looks so pretty. Yeah, there's a big gazebo and
Speaker 1: we had the wedding scene in the gazebo. And but
Speaker 1: we like started like me and Greg Grumburg and some
Speaker 1: other people started started walking around like what the fun
Speaker 1: is going on in here? And we started talking it like, man,
Speaker 1: I would love to have a tour. But literally five
Speaker 1: seconds I was like, Hi, would you like it tour?
Speaker 1: Realized that did you get Did you get a tour?
Speaker 1: Did you get a tour? Were we got to go
Speaker 1: back to say they were having the tours and UCB
Speaker 1: has right across the streets, and some friends and I
Speaker 1: went over there and like, we're gonna go get the
Speaker 1: tour and the need to like sign in and we
Speaker 1: all put fake names and then we all got scared
Speaker 1: and laughs. It feels like you might really get trapped.
Speaker 1: Yeah you are. Anthony did a tour because he lived
Speaker 1: right next to that right and they were doing a
Speaker 1: tourder in like one of those open weekends and they
Speaker 1: so he's going to right and he's like, I just
Speaker 1: got really interested in the building and the furniture. So
Speaker 1: I kept asking them all these questions about the buildings
Speaker 1: in the furniture, and they were just like he's interested,
Speaker 1: but not in the right stuff, and tried to separate
Speaker 1: him in his roommates, which is like really creepy. And
Speaker 1: then I did the museum once the Industry of Death,
Speaker 1: Theceutical Museum, and that's really creepy because they follow you
Speaker 1: around and they're like, you guys, didn't spend enough time
Speaker 1: in that last room. Don't forget to stay for the
Speaker 1: video at the end and snuck out an emergency accent.
Speaker 1: So that's good. That's what you gotta do now. Also,
Speaker 1: we used to see people having orgies that lived in
Speaker 1: the apartments nearby there and building looked into other buildings
Speaker 1: and we would see like a weird sec scio. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like, weird, how many people three or four
Speaker 1: with the address of this building? Can? I just can't
Speaker 1: hear me? Andb and watch they're all very positive, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: they're clear guys. Guys. Okay, all right, I mean, well,
Speaker 1: we'll wait till we get to the big stuff because
Speaker 1: there was something. It was a heavy episode. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna just start right, so we'll wait to get to that.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna say again, I'm so mad at myself.
Speaker 1: I'm really enjoying Colton. I'm liking him. He's at least
Speaker 1: whoever coached him, he's at least asking questions, which I've
Speaker 1: never seen say that is his saving grace for me
Speaker 1: is that I feel like he's paying attention. Now. My
Speaker 1: feeling about that. I believe perhaps and look whatever, but
Speaker 1: I kind of think that he's not interested in them sexually,
Speaker 1: so he's able to go, oh, what a thoughtful lady.
Speaker 1: That's what That's what Lance passed last week. Because I
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, oh, I think maybe he is.
Speaker 1: And then Lance was like and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: but he's asking a lot of question because like a
Speaker 1: gay guy, he's genuinely interested in getting to them, which
Speaker 1: I think is beautiful, not typical of the show. No,
Speaker 1: raises a few questions for me, did you notice? And
Speaker 1: he's having a really serious conversation that we'll get to
Speaker 1: later in the show. Was like, and he was like,
Speaker 1: my virginity, which it's not. It's complicated, like he said,
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, yes, wait, okay, no, I
Speaker 1: I there's a few things parts of that that I
Speaker 1: was like, m okay, here we go. So we're back
Speaker 1: Hannahby and Kalin again. Um there's some okay. Hannahby goes
Speaker 1: like this. I woke up this morning feeling emotionally exhausted.
Speaker 1: She adicated everything. She the one who looks like a Barbie.
Speaker 1: That's like, she's the one that cries a lot, and
Speaker 1: which is which is the other? Hannah here? And Hannah
Speaker 1: be is the one that lost her ship on the
Speaker 1: first group day and then like who just froze and
Speaker 1: couldn't do the toast. Okay, yeah, but I gotta see
Speaker 1: because I haven't been able to retain names of Oh
Speaker 1: my god, now harder than any season, I think, because
Speaker 1: they're all pageant gals. Yeah, oh this girl yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I love how fucking Then Chris Harrison walks in,
Speaker 1: looks at her and goes, dudeklin, how was it for you?
Speaker 1: And she goes, well, my name is Hannah. Was that
Speaker 1: on purpose? It had? And I thought that was a
Speaker 1: little low for Chris Harrison. It didn't seem like his norm, Like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I was stone watching this and I think
Speaker 1: I missed that. Okay, this was last night. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: walked in and said to Hannah, he goes, Klin, how
Speaker 1: is last week for you? She's like, but it was
Speaker 1: a right everyone's like so honestly, like for me, but
Speaker 1: my actor's self was like, oh, we funked out. We
Speaker 1: sucked up the line and on purpose for sure, and
Speaker 1: they would never have edited it in. It was kind
Speaker 1: of brilliant. It was He's never thrown so much shade
Speaker 1: that was having fun with it. He did have fun
Speaker 1: with it. Did you think of two weeks ago and
Speaker 1: they brought him Billy Eichner and accused him of being gay.
Speaker 1: That was tricky for me, But the problem is okay.
Speaker 1: So they had a couple of times, like I think
Speaker 1: Nick Offerman also made a joke that was like you're
Speaker 1: because you were thinking I was with you in bet
Speaker 1: or something like that, some kind of like very obvious
Speaker 1: sort of joke. And I felt like Colton does not
Speaker 1: know how to react to those fez that he was like,
Speaker 1: you know, like I think he did, like like because
Speaker 1: I like women, he don't feel like someone if you
Speaker 1: pulled him aside and just aggressively told him he was gay,
Speaker 1: he would slowly just start to agree with you know,
Speaker 1: have that personality where you can easily kind I know
Speaker 1: that's a think anytime, anytime somebody puts doubt in his head.
Speaker 1: Although all the bachelors have this, all the bachelors have
Speaker 1: he's so easily played. If you go tell him something,
Speaker 1: he's like, well it must be there's no trusting his
Speaker 1: own gut at all. Is the only one who directly
Speaker 1: quotes I feel like if we've never had one who
Speaker 1: will directly quote Shell get to the cancer of the
Speaker 1: house so crazy to just say what she said. The cancer.
Speaker 1: He did that last week to He's like where it's
Speaker 1: like manipulative, Like, yeah, he does. He feels very simple.
Speaker 1: He's very simple. He does feel very easily played. He's
Speaker 1: also straightforward. He is straightforward, which I kind of like,
Speaker 1: like he's not like being around the bus, not straight.
Speaker 1: He's very straight forward. Um. And then and then Hannah
Speaker 1: Bey or some Kalin said, she's like a gnat that
Speaker 1: just won't go away. So we're gonna get out of here.
Speaker 1: This is early on, early on in this he go
Speaker 1: to Singapore. Usually they're going to some weird place in Pennsylvania. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they really did get out of doll. I love that too,
Speaker 1: that they're so ready to matter what they say. They say, like,
Speaker 1: I did you go insane? I was like point on
Speaker 1: the map, Yeah, just one person here and tell me
Speaker 1: exactly where you're going, wasn't it Hannah the woman with
Speaker 1: the huge eyes. That wasn't the huge eyes. We're Singapore, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's creepy. Got to go to her Instagram. Oh it
Speaker 1: is like she's a content doll. Like it looks like
Speaker 1: a like a sex doll. Hannah gee. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: she just like she lost so vaguet and she creates
Speaker 1: content right now, she's and she's her own photographer. So cute.
Speaker 1: She's Oh yeah, she said, it's very Her eyes are huge.
Speaker 1: She looks like Skipper Barbie's little sister. Yeah. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: want them to like zoom down like Pandana. And we
Speaker 1: just see that her feet are like perfectly. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all just like molded plastic. It's all. Yeah. Her
Speaker 1: eyes are dead in this photo. Makeup is she wearing
Speaker 1: in this? This is what concerns me. And I wasn't
Speaker 1: she like twenty three or something. I just feel scared
Speaker 1: for a lot of these girls, and I feel scared
Speaker 1: and I feel like there should be an age minimum
Speaker 1: for the show. Well, when Kaylin said four years ago
Speaker 1: when I was a sophomore that, I was like, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: will you just happened to your years ago when you
Speaker 1: were a sophomore? That's young? What's okay? So, but that
Speaker 1: was crazy because with that story, I thought, you have
Speaker 1: not really that's so emotional and so traumatizing that I
Speaker 1: feared for her to be on a public platform and
Speaker 1: she's just talking about it. A lot of the things
Speaker 1: she did in the episode of Press Me when she
Speaker 1: took Hannah aside and was like, listen, as women, we
Speaker 1: have enough to deal with. I thought that wasn't that
Speaker 1: wasn't alright. So this was I'm so distracted. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm so I tried. Here here, we are right here,
Speaker 1: We're all right here. Um it is that. So there
Speaker 1: was a very that was an unusual episode last night.
Speaker 1: They dealt with like campus assault. Basically Colton was on
Speaker 1: a date with Kaylin and and she told this awful
Speaker 1: story and I actually, you know, it was almost the
Speaker 1: realist thing they've ever had on there except for Dean's mom.
Speaker 1: I felt like when Dean's hometown visit felt very real. Um,
Speaker 1: like this was. I felt like, its just a poor
Speaker 1: It was hard. Did you guys see that documentary The
Speaker 1: Hunting Ground. It was like nominated for an Oscar And
Speaker 1: it was all about like college assault and like and
Speaker 1: like so often, so few they always protect the guys,
Speaker 1: so few like this poor young lady her, Yeah, she
Speaker 1: tried to do it was really scary and go try
Speaker 1: to report it. And that's illegal. Yeah, I mean, like,
Speaker 1: of course it's illegal, but how the fun she said?
Speaker 1: That's illegal, she said, which is legal, by the way,
Speaker 1: you know, if I was not what she said either.
Speaker 1: I thought I thought she said legal. And then I
Speaker 1: texted my friend who was like, didn't she say illegal?
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I mean maybe and whatever. Literally, just watching
Speaker 1: this documentary, I mean, it sounds like there's so many
Speaker 1: young ladies that like this, that this happens to when
Speaker 1: I think a lot of the schools want to protect
Speaker 1: their reputations and they don't want to deal with it
Speaker 1: and it's poor, like what a horrifying story. And and
Speaker 1: I thought she had such poise. And then and then Colton.
Speaker 1: I feel like Holton handled it pretty well. There is
Speaker 1: some controversy today because he did say that he had
Speaker 1: dated someone. Then we were discussing, we all assume it
Speaker 1: was probably Ali. Yeah, so like so at least she
Speaker 1: because it would be incredibly awkward if it's somebody that
Speaker 1: hadn't outed themselves about it. But yeah, it's it's so awkward.
Speaker 1: But you know, it was good that they did the advert.
Speaker 1: At the end, tweeted about Rain too, And I thought
Speaker 1: that he handled it well and like was empathetic to her.
Speaker 1: I felt like he did his Yes, he could have, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, he just listened to her and he and
Speaker 1: he wasn't trying to like interchecked to be like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he just like he like listened that. I can't even
Speaker 1: imagine what must have been like for you. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just feel so sad, Like it was brave of her
Speaker 1: to do that. I hope she wasn't pushed into telling
Speaker 1: that story, like, and I hope she doesn't regret it,
Speaker 1: because I feel like that's a really scary it's just
Speaker 1: a really scary story to share a huge platform like
Speaker 1: that that you can't yet comprehend because the show hasn't
Speaker 1: aired it. You haven't seen the reactions while you're filming it.
Speaker 1: So it's like the idea of waiting those months for
Speaker 1: this episode to air would make me really nervous. Course
Speaker 1: that you know it's coming, you know, you've said it.
Speaker 1: Of course, she did post something on her Instagram like
Speaker 1: a like a note screenshot, but I was I think
Speaker 1: she it was her platform for her, Miss Carolina. She's
Speaker 1: spoking about it for her. Oh that's really cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean she was so lovely and like it's just yeah,
Speaker 1: you just hope, like she's so wonderful and lovely and
Speaker 1: you just you're like, I hope the Bachelor, You know
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's like and yet and yet, but
Speaker 1: like you know, like I mean, she should be able
Speaker 1: to go do something fun. You know, so many people
Speaker 1: have experienced this and to say that they shouldn't be
Speaker 1: on the show or have it exactly, it's like your
Speaker 1: relationships are not dictated by that and they shouldn't be
Speaker 1: so kind of supposed supposed to like taking it into
Speaker 1: the closet and never telling anyone. You might as well,
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, And she's I mean,
Speaker 1: in some ways, like in some ways, I think it
Speaker 1: happened so often, like I think things like in some
Speaker 1: ways it's maybe having it on a show like this
Speaker 1: that's actually really popular, maybe my I don't know. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say if because I've been watching the show
Speaker 1: for since I was in high school. The idea of
Speaker 1: seeing that would have probably done something for me at
Speaker 1: that age, being like, oh, if that happened, you can
Speaker 1: report it and you should and you can do this
Speaker 1: or that, and like it's not a secret and you
Speaker 1: should tell your mom and like whatever, all those things
Speaker 1: that she went through that she didn't want to do,
Speaker 1: And I don't know, it's very educational, but really hard
Speaker 1: to watch, really hard to watch. Yeah, yeah, a rare
Speaker 1: real moment with the Yeah, now let's go back to back. Well,
Speaker 1: here's what I love is the true Bachelor moment we have.
Speaker 1: They're in Singapore and this is Colton and true tourism
Speaker 1: fashion saying it Pore is amazing. It's got the lights,
Speaker 1: the buildings, the buildings. I'm like, dude, the lights that
Speaker 1: fields like they'll give you another take, like if you
Speaker 1: got more to say, He goes, he goes. It's got
Speaker 1: the lights, the building, and it's definitely a really cool place.
Speaker 1: Knows nothing about it. It was recorded before they arrive,
Speaker 1: Yeah they could be. And they were planning on going
Speaker 1: to Barbaki literally like crazy rich Asia Yeah yeah, showed
Speaker 1: him a screensaver and he was like, the lights, the building,
Speaker 1: it's got it's on Earth's gravity, there's land, there's there's
Speaker 1: a structure. It's wonderful. I love it in the place.
Speaker 1: So then they go. They're staying at the Fairmont and
Speaker 1: by the way, looks amazing. Literally nice, Yeah, I ta
Speaker 1: you want to go. Tassia got a thing that said
Speaker 1: let's fall in love. We see Colton doing a selfie video,
Speaker 1: which we're not a fan of Yeah, I'm not crazy.
Speaker 1: It was that. I know, Why was it? Why is
Speaker 1: this happening? Why is the angle so horrible? Yeah, like
Speaker 1: these risks. Mainly I felt like I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: anywhere bracelets A lot of bracelet in Singapore, first time
Speaker 1: out of North America. No, but my friend was freaking
Speaker 1: out because she's in wardrobe design and stuff for movies,
Speaker 1: and she was like, he wears the bracelets all the time.
Speaker 1: He's always been wearing them. She's like, I've noticed on
Speaker 1: all the billboards she her eyes will have been going
Speaker 1: straight to the bracelet. So it's not a Singapore thing.
Speaker 1: It's a Coulton thing. He loves it for his charity charity.
Speaker 1: It does feel like he has your charity. Yeah, for
Speaker 1: way more, way more. No robit feeling vulnerable. Guys bracelet
Speaker 1: on at home. They don't register the same way. Okay,
Speaker 1: they're totally different scene. There's something about Coulton where I
Speaker 1: want to rip apart everything about you have a different
Speaker 1: but just hiding your river, Rob. How much did we
Speaker 1: love Taysha? I really like her bungee jumping. It was
Speaker 1: called bungee and I was like, it is bungee trademarks.
Speaker 1: It was a bunky called bun y yeah, and I
Speaker 1: thought maybe it's trademark. Okay, that looked legit scary. It
Speaker 1: looks horrible. I would ever do, though I wouldn't. No
Speaker 1: no no, no rob I no no, no, no no
Speaker 1: no um. But I thought it was His scream was
Speaker 1: fantastic one for the books. What did he do? Tasia jumped?
Speaker 1: She dropped like straight down like she was a pencil.
Speaker 1: It was like like whomen She had a whip down
Speaker 1: like he doled down to his head would be down
Speaker 1: and the ansp. She just like like it. But it's unnatural.
Speaker 1: I fear that I would have done what she did,
Speaker 1: because it's unnatural to go head first. Of course, the
Speaker 1: whole thing is wrong. I would have when I was younger,
Speaker 1: I would you would you go ahead first or plunk
Speaker 1: like a pencil? No, you go ahead first, because if
Speaker 1: you plunk like a pencil. You see what happened to Tasia,
Speaker 1: she kind of got like snapped back. It looked so scary.
Speaker 1: Happen to go ahead first? I'm sorry you noticed that.
Speaker 1: Colton when he bounced that, he was like not again,
Speaker 1: he said that he bounced once again. I think he's
Speaker 1: very cute and like a giant baby. Yeah, like baby, Yes,
Speaker 1: he's got Harri's boss because I like him to a
Speaker 1: cutie doll. There he looks like yeah, he really and
Speaker 1: he kind of baby talks to girls that he likes
Speaker 1: a little bit sometimes give us a little lisp like
Speaker 1: kind of like this like this this head a little
Speaker 1: bit and I'll be like that was really crazy for you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of like that. So, la how did you learn?
Speaker 1: I see that you're you got a nice sweater on?
Speaker 1: Actually I do? I actually, Lauren? Did you Did you
Speaker 1: really like your new song that? I really did? I
Speaker 1: enjoyed that a lot. Did you like when I said
Speaker 1: that you were your ring is longer? So I really
Speaker 1: did like that? Okay, so do you guys really like
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry that you feel self conscious about your bracelet?
Speaker 1: And sorry, I'm sorry. I monitored to your phone. You
Speaker 1: can text your where you side? Guys, just thought you
Speaker 1: I had something earlier that stressed me out. Um okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So we do the Bungey girl and then she's breaking
Speaker 1: out and then they go the body shots are doing
Speaker 1: body shots? Wait where do they do by shot? Body shots? Off?
Speaker 1: My cat off? My Harry bill Off the Grouch is
Speaker 1: going to just like um gone. She's a fourteen year
Speaker 1: old guns cat. I know you know it was when
Speaker 1: they were at the beach. There was a lot of
Speaker 1: but they love getting shots at his absick body shots
Speaker 1: like zooming in on like her one piece bathing suits,
Speaker 1: like the abs aren't really doing anything for I'm not
Speaker 1: I don't need to everyone to have a six pack,
Speaker 1: but I don't want you to zoom in on a
Speaker 1: non pack looking at Yeah, agreed Katie. No, I think
Speaker 1: he's good looking. I loved her swimsuit. She looked like
Speaker 1: your Friend's cute company and looked like Kali swear. Look
Speaker 1: this up. I don't I need only one bag? That can?
Speaker 1: I tell you they sponsored us last year. I'll say
Speaker 1: it for free right now. Best bathing suits I have
Speaker 1: ever had, Pali Swim, p l I swim. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I did the Highways the high I really was the
Speaker 1: best one piece bathing suit I've ever had. Fits my
Speaker 1: fucking Torso, And I asked, fits my torso. I can
Speaker 1: never get long enough torso. Neither a girl. Then high
Speaker 1: waisted bikini with a cute with a We talked about
Speaker 1: this before. Oh my god, we've talked about this. We've
Speaker 1: patchet bought all of us swim where it could be
Speaker 1: that you look amazing by the way you're up rocket,
Speaker 1: you're cute. If you can carries together. I did come
Speaker 1: together another together because they almost seemed like a thing.
Speaker 1: But it's like it's just it's just not enough that
Speaker 1: I you know, it's right. Oh god, it's uniform. Oh hey,
Speaker 1: let me sear my glasses. I'm gonna take my glasses up. Um.
Speaker 1: If you need a custom size, I can connect you
Speaker 1: to my friends. Yes, the best you can see. You
Speaker 1: can see my bathing suit. It's they're the cutest I
Speaker 1: got awaged posing I got. I got the Hunter green
Speaker 1: and they're spectacular. You can milk it on the side.
Speaker 1: You can try it on. Okay, that's next. Don't try
Speaker 1: I want oh my god, okay, but only underwear. I
Speaker 1: want to try my under round summer. We're gonna go
Speaker 1: and then we're gonna go watch people fun near the
Speaker 1: side of what a normal day? Okay, wait, okay, body shots.
Speaker 1: And then he was like, I want to know how
Speaker 1: you are the way you are? How are you the
Speaker 1: way you are? And then we found out she divorced
Speaker 1: love that she was mere story man. Yeah, her first boyfriend.
Speaker 1: She's a Christian woman. You can't make someone wanted because
Speaker 1: I felt like, Okay, you're here for the right reason.
Speaker 1: Someone who's been through some ship. I actually will not
Speaker 1: commit to him unless they really want to. Yes. That's
Speaker 1: why I feel like the age minimument is so important,
Speaker 1: because I'm like, none of these girls want to marry
Speaker 1: this guy. They haven't. They would be on TV. Yeah,
Speaker 1: agreed a maximum, well apparently one a friend. I mean,
Speaker 1: it feels like it feels like the ladies they can't
Speaker 1: believe how old thirty one is ancient. Honestly, when I
Speaker 1: was twenty three and I had friends who were thirty one,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god. I was like, what's
Speaker 1: it like. It was just like, you can't even even seven,
Speaker 1: felt like I am. Yeah, seriously, when you're twenty one
Speaker 1: twenty seven, you're like, oh my god, you're so old.
Speaker 1: Like and actually, because I was like doing improv young,
Speaker 1: all my friends told me to them. Now they're all like, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, they're already mage now. Of course they always were,
Speaker 1: but at the time it felt like such a crazy difference.
Speaker 1: I was like you're twenty four. I remember. I remember
Speaker 1: I was at nineteen in Chicago and people were like
Speaker 1: twenty four. I was like, they're so fucking I thought
Speaker 1: today I was. I want to text one of my
Speaker 1: old friends from then, be like how old are you?
Speaker 1: Because like I think I think he's being really old
Speaker 1: and like he's probably thirty five. Yeah, it truly. I
Speaker 1: hope they're alive. I remember Neil Flynn was thirty one
Speaker 1: and I couldn't. Oh God, what a man? Yeah, what
Speaker 1: a man? I mean I was blown away. Well, guys,
Speaker 1: here's the thing about father time. It keeps on marching,
Speaker 1: and that ticks and comes for us. All. Give me
Speaker 1: just say everybody, sun block, hydrate, don't smoke more than
Speaker 1: fifteen cigarettes a year, depending on a year, one to
Speaker 1: two months. I had to this weekend he Vancouver in
Speaker 1: between shows one and now I did. I bummed him
Speaker 1: from my opener. Alright, JJ about this J J and together,
Speaker 1: Hey girl, so young. My mom gave herself a nickname.
Speaker 1: She loves Rob. She and Rob. She's going to make
Speaker 1: a move on Rob. Is that awkward? I don't think so?
Speaker 1: They have chemistry, she called you. She doesn't sunk around.
Speaker 1: She also has a good listing for a house with
Speaker 1: a barn and little Compton is right. It's six hundred
Speaker 1: thousand with a barn near the water with the barn,
Speaker 1: Little Compton a little Compton already dot com if you
Speaker 1: want to buy a house from j J Okay. So
Speaker 1: then I hope someone does. I mean too she is,
Speaker 1: she's a kick ass realtor. She is on it. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. So then she was married and divorced
Speaker 1: um and then let's see Kalin Hannah. They had their
Speaker 1: one on one so they were like to meanwhile back
Speaker 1: at the ranch, like can we can we can I
Speaker 1: talk to you for a second. They never said what
Speaker 1: the feud was. They were both like vague and I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but it did feel like it got a little lighter,
Speaker 1: like it felt like crazy train in Hannah. I felt
Speaker 1: slightly less out than eleven after their talk. Yeah something.
Speaker 1: She was sort of like happy about it. She just
Speaker 1: think I think she knows that Klein. It was hard.
Speaker 1: I felt sorry for her when when Colton after she
Speaker 1: ate that eyeball and he's like, I got my Hannah back,
Speaker 1: and it was like it was the whole thing. It
Speaker 1: was almost like I felt as if he was saying
Speaker 1: to her, I used to like you and then I
Speaker 1: saw that you're crazy, and now I guess you're not.
Speaker 1: Now that you yeah, to me, that just only adds
Speaker 1: to the crazy. I'm not interested in now. I don't
Speaker 1: want to do that. I think that's just a weird
Speaker 1: jealousy pageant thing. That was just like probably petty bitchiness
Speaker 1: ship talking. I mean it was a straight up classic move,
Speaker 1: a wrong move for Hannah to tell him any of
Speaker 1: that ship last week, and then of course the other
Speaker 1: one got throws. It was like, have you never seen this? Katie?
Speaker 1: Katie had a theory, wasn't it? You had the theory
Speaker 1: that Heather's a producer. Heather than ever been kiss had produced.
Speaker 1: She thinks, how there's a producer because she was she
Speaker 1: egged her on. She's too pretty to have never been kissed.
Speaker 1: She's too confident. Are you wait? I'm like, okay, you
Speaker 1: didn't no, no, wait, I think I don't know if
Speaker 1: you're being sarcastic because you think, Okay, who's never been
Speaker 1: kid girls? Yeah? But I was like, because there was
Speaker 1: some week, think about last week. She was like, she
Speaker 1: was like, you gotta go tell, go tell him now
Speaker 1: and then they were sitting she's right there there, she
Speaker 1: was sitting there on right there when they walked by,
Speaker 1: and she really kept she kept like you she was producing.
Speaker 1: They are the only two people that ever really talked
Speaker 1: to each other. And she like, there's a producer and
Speaker 1: they're like fascinating. So you think that the whole thing
Speaker 1: is that's a made up story about her? Not? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: because every time I s year ago, how now, either
Speaker 1: you went through like a crazy Ethie Duckling phase and
Speaker 1: you had low confidence and you never wanted to talk
Speaker 1: to someone or something, or you're lying, or you have
Speaker 1: some other internal thing that's like that something's going on.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like everyone I've ever met
Speaker 1: has kissed by the time they're one. Yeah, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I mean that's why I think. I think it's like
Speaker 1: a fake story. And I think they also keep they
Speaker 1: keep keeping her even though like she doesn't she got
Speaker 1: the first row, the second row, she does nothing. Next
Speaker 1: week she's going to do super Christian, but he does
Speaker 1: kiss her next week, does well in the video. I
Speaker 1: mean it looks like it. I feel like she's too
Speaker 1: confident to have never been kist. I agree I think
Speaker 1: it's really weird Christian. She must be religious, yes, but
Speaker 1: you don't like lead with that and explain. I don't
Speaker 1: think that Katie's right, that she's a player. Well, when
Speaker 1: you made the reference to the actual movie, then I
Speaker 1: got all up in my head, like, you're right, the
Speaker 1: movie is about a plant. But I don't really know anymore.
Speaker 1: They've never been kissed. I love your turban, Oh my god, never,
Speaker 1: everybody's ever been kissed like crazy idea. You love her turban?
Speaker 1: How turban look with your sweater? And actually, okay, I'll
Speaker 1: do it all right, right back, pals, Okay, let's take
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Speaker 1: So I jammed my feet into your shoes. Okay, great,
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Speaker 1: really needed it. Did you guys see that my fucking
Speaker 1: tree fell down in my yard last week? I woke
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Speaker 1: like tiptoe all that rain in the wood. My do
Speaker 1: you felt? And it almost fell through my roof and
Speaker 1: my neighbor's roof and my car and the fence. Hashta
Speaker 1: blessed to blessed distrass dog. It was not fun. Okay,
Speaker 1: so then we are so then we're back um and
Speaker 1: then I have to say overall, he and Tasha had
Speaker 1: a nice state. They had a nice know. What do
Speaker 1: you think? Do you think there's a connection. She's not
Speaker 1: gonna win, but I feel like she's going to go
Speaker 1: to Paradise. Yeah, because she's one. She's wonderful. Every guy
Speaker 1: that we have, Bill and Brendan were texting less and
Speaker 1: we have guys that watched this, like everyone wants Tasia.
Speaker 1: They wanted Silver like Tasia, they want Tasha. Okay. I
Speaker 1: think she's really cute. Yeah. I feel like she's probably
Speaker 1: too interesting for Colton. It seems like he's going to
Speaker 1: end up with one of the more clean slates of brains.
Speaker 1: Did you guys feel sadden for the red head who
Speaker 1: was cougar too? Yeah, because she really with this with
Speaker 1: this sister who died in the worst possible way, was horrible,
Speaker 1: Like she didn't get any attentions. She was so really
Speaker 1: love her. I thought she was going to go. I
Speaker 1: thought it was like me too. I think he kind
Speaker 1: of had to keep her up. Something happens next week
Speaker 1: with her. She was going to go do something. I
Speaker 1: want to know who was going crazy because they were
Speaker 1: all screaming and I want to and somebody ways that
Speaker 1: was going to be nothing, I mean nothing, and somebody
Speaker 1: goes to his hotel room hurt my foot like this
Speaker 1: week was like me, seems like what's her name is
Speaker 1: going to make out with them, like he maybe he
Speaker 1: might lose ye yeah, yeah, you're right, and we get
Speaker 1: the bed. Okay, okay. So then he's like a comfortable
Speaker 1: pressing his boner against people and that means he actually
Speaker 1: has a boner. Yeah, I mean right, I mean I
Speaker 1: guess he's comfortab pressing his soft mound again his mom.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to be something really weird, like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna it's my new band were called Soft Mountain. I'm
Speaker 1: opening for him. It's um it's uh my, I'm doing
Speaker 1: off my cats, my cat girl, what's the word? Girl?
Speaker 1: My gun gunt is opening for Soft Metals Globo Whiskey
Speaker 1: this Saturday. Can check us out. Um okay. So then
Speaker 1: they're going they go in a group date and oh
Speaker 1: the end, he Agotasa and the Ferrest Wheel and um,
Speaker 1: that's kind of exciting. I was really happy. It was
Speaker 1: one of those ferris wheels where they can stand up inside,
Speaker 1: because I was nervous it was going to be the
Speaker 1: time where they were sitting there. It was really big,
Speaker 1: and I got scared when he opened the champagne pedal
Speaker 1: that it was going to explode through the ferris wheel glass.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't have been cool if they fucked up there, yeah,
Speaker 1: except for it would have been like he Secure style. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I missed it. That happened on Insecure. Yes, a sexual
Speaker 1: healing on a ferris wheel. Wow, that's fun, it's quite
Speaker 1: You have to try every well, got to do it today. Everybody,
Speaker 1: go grab your friends bathing until your other friends to
Speaker 1: our bad put your chunking it on, and then go
Speaker 1: fuck your brains out on the first I'm sorry, j J.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Okay, oh, j J. I'm so sorry. I've
Speaker 1: seen so much stuff that JJ wouldn't like. You know
Speaker 1: what down person she's she already likes, she already like yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she loves crash, she loves crashing. She's from a little Compton.
Speaker 1: They've seen it all, she's seen it all. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: turned out a little Compton. You think she's shirts like
Speaker 1: that person? You mean the only stop. You mean the
Speaker 1: general store. Wilbur's have a little Compton. Of course they do.
Speaker 1: There's only they never had heard of the real Compton
Speaker 1: until the movie came out. Okay, I can't handle that
Speaker 1: sort of them. Me, Okay, here we go. So then
Speaker 1: that's two years ago. Yeah, that's for real. So then
Speaker 1: a long time to have ye turn on the radio.
Speaker 1: They don't have. They don't get radio. They just got
Speaker 1: a cell tower at the dump. Okay. So then they
Speaker 1: go they go to it's a group date. Demi is
Speaker 1: an interior designer whose houses she desire. I heard she
Speaker 1: works at Pottery Barn. Okay, she said in tear desenter
Speaker 1: she moves stuff around the store based on pictures that
Speaker 1: they've sent to the store to do it che because
Speaker 1: I've gone to Chipotle and I made a talk as
Speaker 1: there's no chance. I mean, it's like it be like
Speaker 1: doogie howser. Yeah, and I've seen her strange fashion chases.
Speaker 1: I do enjoy her. But we'll get to her in
Speaker 1: a second. So I do enjoy mom. I do enjoy her.
Speaker 1: So we go to the Leech Lady first. I did
Speaker 1: like somebody saying, is this even up to code? I'm sorry, Cortney.
Speaker 1: It was Courtney h. Courtney was like, is this FDA approved? Which, like,
Speaker 1: which it's Singapore, the girl who DEMI and got in
Speaker 1: the fight. Yes, yes, So then and then I I
Speaker 1: didn't like the legion for I did not like that
Speaker 1: I'd be sick and the idea of doing it, I
Speaker 1: would have been honestly ill. But they had to eat
Speaker 1: all that funky ship and then that's disgusted and did
Speaker 1: a band aid and they all had like band aids
Speaker 1: and ship. I didn't like that, you know, I didn't
Speaker 1: like it. I also felt like I was happy that
Speaker 1: a lot of them were cool about trying the different foods,
Speaker 1: and I thought that was good because like there were
Speaker 1: some people who are like no, but I honestly would
Speaker 1: have diarrhea instantly if it would be a risk for
Speaker 1: me to eat some Yeah, I had diarrhea watching like
Speaker 1: that diarrhea. Yeah, I mean like there has been some
Speaker 1: vegan girl there, because I was like, what would I
Speaker 1: do if that happened? Like I don't even mean That's
Speaker 1: the thing is they tried to play that up, like
Speaker 1: look at all this girl's food and it's like they're
Speaker 1: a little really like Michelin rated food and they're like
Speaker 1: bobs of like regular things that like it wasn't like
Speaker 1: eyeballs on a stick or something, but I was still like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really and they're weird pink drinks and stuff like,
Speaker 1: and then they go reemptive, popped out, they go and
Speaker 1: they get their fortunes told Cassie, is your past life? Okay,
Speaker 1: now this was just beautiful. Okay, that was obviously planted
Speaker 1: to write, like I had to be. Yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 1: I loved how they both couldn't deal and we never
Speaker 1: had a sense of humor to like be like normal
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah they were. He was like, that's kind
Speaker 1: of weird. And then when they like huked up later
Speaker 1: and she was like as the higher sister and he
Speaker 1: was like, you went there, you went there. That's not
Speaker 1: how a sister kisses at all. I was like, stop
Speaker 1: your mouth. You are ill, you are mentally ill. Stop talking.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we like you're not funny enough to
Speaker 1: make this work. It just feels like you're into the porn.
Speaker 1: Would make it turn into like the worst pillow talk ever, Like,
Speaker 1: did your sister Tony like this at the junior was like,
Speaker 1: are you talking like that, Now, you really got that.
Speaker 1: I just like that. He was like, no, I mean
Speaker 1: not that I would know. I wouldn't. I don't like
Speaker 1: with the gates of It's like he panics too much.
Speaker 1: The panic button immediately just read anybody here. I didn't
Speaker 1: have a sister, but Katie Last you like cold, I did,
Speaker 1: like hold whatever. Okay, okay, you to have one person
Speaker 1: to say that like him, so we're not just don't
Speaker 1: think that. This is one of the most one of
Speaker 1: the best seasons we've had in a while. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: one of the most entertaining. I couldn't remember when we
Speaker 1: had last who was like, oh yeah, following their wedding
Speaker 1: and oh my god, how was it? She posted all
Speaker 1: Lauren b posted all this stuff from their wells just
Speaker 1: it just was very obvious. I mean, there's nothing to
Speaker 1: really say. It was all just like her post did
Speaker 1: make mehat. I think she she posted like her garter
Speaker 1: belt and then she was like and she was like
Speaker 1: showing it how there's like jewels on it, and so
Speaker 1: she's like, and I think we're going to use this
Speaker 1: for a photo shoot with the baby. And then I
Speaker 1: was like, my friends went to me. I was like,
Speaker 1: why would you wear a guarter for your baby photo shoot?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I think she means they're gonna
Speaker 1: put it on the baby's head. Oh my god, that
Speaker 1: no baby went to your dirty thigh guards feeled off
Speaker 1: by a bachelor, like baby doesn't speaking another photo? That's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Why do they ride the men so much? From the show,
Speaker 1: I have never once been lifted as many times. And
Speaker 1: the women on the show. We see a picture here
Speaker 1: of Lauren be on Ari's shoulders like she's a baby
Speaker 1: off on the beach. No, no, no, I have never once, never, never.
Speaker 1: They always run and jump, even when they were shopping,
Speaker 1: and then she's like climbing in like a Jenney. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was the other one when shopping was she was
Speaker 1: she rode him and and you kept seeing him like
Speaker 1: two different moments. It was the one of the pageant
Speaker 1: girl she jumped on. I was like, and then they
Speaker 1: were like we're shopping and the star yes, and she
Speaker 1: jumped on him. As a guy, I mean, I'm not
Speaker 1: a tall guy, but if someone someone ran and kind
Speaker 1: of try to mount me, I'd be really uncomfortable. Just
Speaker 1: that I can't. Yeah, that's a crazy way to make out.
Speaker 1: I want I want to be manly, and I don't
Speaker 1: feel like I could do it so focused on holding
Speaker 1: them up. Not a tall gal and yet like I
Speaker 1: still feel like unless you were that gal with the
Speaker 1: huge eyes, there's some like bones in life have like death,
Speaker 1: like there's weight there, like like I've never been a
Speaker 1: million years ever jumped on ever catching never and they
Speaker 1: all do it. It just feels like it's normal that
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna wait, are we at the shopping dating? Okay?
Speaker 1: We're still no, not yet, we have to do it,
Speaker 1: like just like what buddies are, like, how are you?
Speaker 1: I want to run into you at like a pilot
Speaker 1: audition and do that like just like wrap my legs
Speaker 1: around you, like Alice and Joe. How are you? What
Speaker 1: are you reading for her? Kay? I can't wait to
Speaker 1: get the text of both of you are in the hospital.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm like you just bon test. My
Speaker 1: back goes out right away. Then my a Hannah Bee,
Speaker 1: she goes. You need a woman who has noble character.
Speaker 1: You need to know who I am. I'm okay with
Speaker 1: you to not seeing eye to eye. I felt like
Speaker 1: I got my Hannah be back. I just can't that
Speaker 1: was I thought that was so weird. I was like,
Speaker 1: you've known, you've You've talked to her for a total
Speaker 1: of ten minutes, and five of them went nasty. She
Speaker 1: was saying, so I'm not couplable. If you're dating someone,
Speaker 1: don't call them. I know they're two. Hannah's whatever, han
Speaker 1: Be Hannah. Hannah was just pull her hand. I don't
Speaker 1: get born l to make it so clear you're dating.
Speaker 1: That's so good about Hanna Be Like, he's just throwing
Speaker 1: it away. Yeah, I know, like he's gonna. I love you,
Speaker 1: Hannah Be will you marry me? Hannah, She's like, I
Speaker 1: have a third grade class, Like, why are you referring?
Speaker 1: I really am enjoying her villain I'm loving Demi. I
Speaker 1: think she's spectacular. I thought I enjoyed her giving Courtney advice.
Speaker 1: She was trying. She said, you think you really need
Speaker 1: to get out of your own head and you need
Speaker 1: to go approach him. And then she was like and
Speaker 1: then she was staying the producers like she's just sucking lazy,
Speaker 1: but she I was completely I'm completely on Demi side.
Speaker 1: She was really poised, actually, and like calm in her
Speaker 1: her commandingness. You know what I mean. She was very like,
Speaker 1: you're an idiot, Like she just would sit there. And
Speaker 1: it's been interesting because other people have tried to fight
Speaker 1: with her, like Tracy has tried to fight with her.
Speaker 1: She never starts to fight, and then she calls people out,
Speaker 1: like when Tracy did it last week. It's like she
Speaker 1: she has You can tell that she's been through some
Speaker 1: hards off because she's almost unflappable. And she's like, you think,
Speaker 1: I don't know you're talking down to me, but you're
Speaker 1: talking down to me. And I'm not an idiot, like
Speaker 1: I mean, she said that, she goes, we're the same
Speaker 1: fucking I like her. I like, I mean, I probably
Speaker 1: don't like her because she's the villain, but I think
Speaker 1: she's a good villain, and because she she doesn't do
Speaker 1: the whole like why does everybody Wayne Corty human? She's like,
Speaker 1: did you call who's here? Thinks I'm the cancer? She
Speaker 1: direct she doesn't talk behind people's backs. But I didn't
Speaker 1: get why she thought that girl was the cancer of
Speaker 1: the house. I felt like, not enough things that happened
Speaker 1: for that to be cancer at the house. It's pretty hard.
Speaker 1: She tries to stir ship up the drama between the
Speaker 1: two of them, we call like a no, no drama. No,
Speaker 1: it was it was so weird. I'm like, they know
Speaker 1: she is immature, but she's so much better than dealing
Speaker 1: with everything than these girls. Like as soon as she's like,
Speaker 1: I know what you're doing, every girl's like, it's true
Speaker 1: the plan. I know she's not afraid of them. She said.
Speaker 1: She's like, I won't take any of Tracy ship. She's true.
Speaker 1: I respect that. I'm she also does this thing where
Speaker 1: they when they read the date card, like who's going
Speaker 1: to go on the date? She's like, Okay, I can't
Speaker 1: have a problem with you being the person. Yeah, right now,
Speaker 1: I know she That's what she said when she goes,
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't know you that well,
Speaker 1: but I don't like that as one of you because
Speaker 1: it's drama. Is still continuingly get bothered. It's like I
Speaker 1: thought Kaylyn handled that all time. She goes, Okay, that's
Speaker 1: your opinion. Yeah. So Demi goes and she goes to
Speaker 1: talk to Colton and she said, look, I know you
Speaker 1: only see this fun, bold, crazy side to me, but
Speaker 1: there's a lot of stuff that I've had to go
Speaker 1: through this week. My mom was released from federal prison,
Speaker 1: and I love her unconditionally, and I just thought I
Speaker 1: actually thought she handled it. She didn't. She didn't milk it.
Speaker 1: She didn't shame her mother. Like that's a lot can
Speaker 1: talking how how her mother what her mother did. He
Speaker 1: was but I think that was previous time she was
Speaker 1: for conspiracy to commit bank fraud. She's got I would
Speaker 1: know because I'm into that kind of so I really respected.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when she wrote that letter to her
Speaker 1: mom and her first thing and she's like, dear mommy,
Speaker 1: and it was like giant Santa, It's so funny. I like,
Speaker 1: I love you, angling I'm Batchelor. I was like, oh god, dude, dude.
Speaker 1: She because dad started out. I was like, well, I
Speaker 1: live with my dad because my dad's always been a
Speaker 1: good parent. That's how Like, I don't know if she
Speaker 1: understands what her mom did wrong, because she's kind of like,
Speaker 1: my mom's in this place. She doesn't good. And it's
Speaker 1: like there are lots of other women too. They're like
Speaker 1: she went to a far Yeah, she's happy. Here's a
Speaker 1: lock on the door and she doesn't have a key.
Speaker 1: Has been numerous times. Yeah, apparently because Lorie sent it
Speaker 1: to me that it's been numerous times. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: her second time. For the first time, and then this
Speaker 1: was it's just the most white collar. Just stop doing that.
Speaker 1: I also feel like, once you've been to jail once
Speaker 1: for that, you're conspiring to cometank. You're doing too much.
Speaker 1: Just go get a job, a job so that me.
Speaker 1: So then Courtney would be such a drag. I've been
Speaker 1: over half my night. Oh oh no, this is DEMI goes,
Speaker 1: I spent over half my night try to encourage Courtney
Speaker 1: to talk to Calton. And then so she was like,
Speaker 1: all right, fine, I'm gonna go thank him for the
Speaker 1: good chat. And the Courtney freaked out was so annoying.
Speaker 1: And then basically to me was like, I didn't even
Speaker 1: think of you want like, nobody did you. I didn't
Speaker 1: think of you had nothing to do. I'm not here
Speaker 1: for you like I had. I was like that miss
Speaker 1: something did something happened. And then and then she goes,
Speaker 1: how old are you again? And then someone with a
Speaker 1: little more maturity, because you have the right to feel
Speaker 1: that way. I have the right to not care because
Speaker 1: you've been really rude to me in this whole conversation.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, she she and then they said that she
Speaker 1: was classless, so it was. And then she said thank
Speaker 1: you for letting me know how you feel. And then
Speaker 1: she gave her the finger, which I loved, but you
Speaker 1: didn't even see the finger, right, even pretty. I didn't
Speaker 1: like how Courtney turned in that moment and then got
Speaker 1: very I was like, one thing I love about Courtney
Speaker 1: is that she smiles no matter how she's like, so
Speaker 1: you actually said that I am actually a bit I
Speaker 1: am actually not that cant he said, I'm the cancer
Speaker 1: of the house. Cancer Okay, okay, because I'm actually not
Speaker 1: had it. Yeah, she was just talking to cold and
Speaker 1: too she was like, okay, she said that she be
Speaker 1: so happy. I love the just the sound bites and
Speaker 1: the other girls like, okay, who said I is that
Speaker 1: the cancer of the house and the hand goes up
Speaker 1: all the others. I never said that. I wouldn't have
Speaker 1: said that harsh. Courtney is very intimidated by my confidence.
Speaker 1: Courtney puts the ass in class is that what it is?
Speaker 1: It was, okay, or the assid class list or something
Speaker 1: so yea, yeah, yeah, yeah that might be good as
Speaker 1: So then there was the date rose, and then Demi
Speaker 1: got it and Courtney stormed off, and then Demi goes,
Speaker 1: this is what Cloud nine feels like. It feels really good.
Speaker 1: And then there was a man in a top hat
Speaker 1: came in and gave Kaylyn the date card, like oyeh,
Speaker 1: that man it was like arm from the ancient tombs.
Speaker 1: Like he was like, it's kyl. He's like all right,
Speaker 1: like like dusted off, like the corps of some man there,
Speaker 1: he's the corps of real Lane the top hat months. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wasn't supposed to be. I'm supposed to still be
Speaker 1: in my tomb for four weeks. It was cagically d
Speaker 1: A wheeled me out. And then Hannah did still throw shade.
Speaker 1: She goes she was runner up and I didn't clap.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should start clap. I didn't get that, so wait,
Speaker 1: I thought what that was was when she was announced
Speaker 1: runner up, it was a big deal because she didn't
Speaker 1: clap on stage at the Miss America. Yeah, Kalin didn't clap.
Speaker 1: Was the drama back when they were pageant tears. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna Miss America paget, clap for everyone. One
Speaker 1: of the main things they're judging you. I was like
Speaker 1: manners and points be a lady. That's how I interpreted it.
Speaker 1: It was like one in forty people like the odds
Speaker 1: are not good. Yeah I didn't get I was like cool, insider,
Speaker 1: pageant weird. I don't care. Yeah, she was like I
Speaker 1: didn't clap on stage. It was a big deal about it,
Speaker 1: So I guess I should have clapped just now because
Speaker 1: people are probably not caught one's thinking about So then
Speaker 1: they go She's talking to huge eyes and vacant, which
Speaker 1: picture her Lanna. But I see she's gotta have the
Speaker 1: microphone is really low on the table, so I have
Speaker 1: to pick it up, take it out, you just hold it.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm just too excited. So she um, she
Speaker 1: does this thing and I swear to the twitch. But
Speaker 1: she has a twitch that looks like an eye roll.
Speaker 1: So she keeps going like right, just like a like that.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's like fixing her contacts something something, So it's
Speaker 1: like she's really pissed. Oh no, she's totally fine. I
Speaker 1: had a friend who couldn't wear her contact looks. She's
Speaker 1: always be always looks like she was like, yeah, like
Speaker 1: when he announced Singapore, she was in the middle of
Speaker 1: an eye roll. She was like, Oh great, that's a
Speaker 1: little one. That's a little one that he was talking
Speaker 1: about that Dippert. No, I'm talking about the woman the
Speaker 1: big eyes in the dark hair, who looks We talked
Speaker 1: about her with dark hair before we went on the air.
Speaker 1: We talked about her. She looks like a comedy crazy
Speaker 1: tray Whitney coming. Oh yeah, Whitney coming. I say Ursula
Speaker 1: when she becomes a person. Yeah, she's a beautiful woman
Speaker 1: in that moment, and the movie just everyone's aware. How
Speaker 1: about So Hannah was trying to talk trash to big
Speaker 1: guys and then she goes, I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm in this fun. It's Fine's like I'm spoil you
Speaker 1: and then I'm spored once in a while. And he goes,
Speaker 1: what if he buys her shoes in a dress and
Speaker 1: somebody else weird? Ship? Yeah, And they were all got like,
Speaker 1: oh funck shoes in a dress? Why did they go?
Speaker 1: Oh ship? Yeah? Why were they like because that's the
Speaker 1: best Ultimately, I'm ultimate what yeah? I mean maybe they
Speaker 1: maybe someone maybe the producer Heather tipped them off to it,
Speaker 1: Like you know, if someone gets shoes and dressed, they're
Speaker 1: gonna win because that's the person that they want to marry.
Speaker 1: My god, you know that was what Heather was saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was bad. Usually in the past it's never the
Speaker 1: person who goes shopping that wins. And also because it's
Speaker 1: such a superficial date, it's so outdated too, of like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dress you up like you're so pretty, let
Speaker 1: me dis dress you make sick. I was feeling nauseous
Speaker 1: during that, and I felt really outdated and the idea
Speaker 1: of someone being like, on our first date, I want
Speaker 1: you to try and clothes and they'll buy them for you.
Speaker 1: And you used to walk around. You look so pretty
Speaker 1: in that one we have to buy. It was like
Speaker 1: I did like the weird ac dress with a fringe,
Speaker 1: but everything else was so pageant. It was so like
Speaker 1: old Lady. I was like cheer within, like grindstones that
Speaker 1: the commentators would wear really bunkers, pageanty, and it's like
Speaker 1: put on that dress and need me in the garden. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I dressed you up. And then when he kept going, oh,
Speaker 1: you look so good and kept like when you look
Speaker 1: this good, I have to buy and then I was like,
Speaker 1: you're not buying it, my friend. Yeah, you're what money.
Speaker 1: Money's Chris Harrison's money, and we all know. I thought
Speaker 1: it was all there. They just get everything for free. Course,
Speaker 1: they just advert design and I have a theory why
Speaker 1: they picked Kalin for that day. I don't know. This
Speaker 1: could be out there, but I was very high last
Speaker 1: night when I was watching this. I was like talking
Speaker 1: to my cats about this. But I think because she's
Speaker 1: had a presence, like she's a known person that the
Speaker 1: designers kind of like needed to. She's a known person,
Speaker 1: she'll stay known because she was in the pageant thing
Speaker 1: and she's whatever. So she gets wear of those clothes
Speaker 1: advertisement in exchange for getting them for free. Hopefully did
Speaker 1: you do body shots off your cat? Both my cats
Speaker 1: houses cum hey. I My takeaway from that was like,
Speaker 1: that's so not real life like the because when you
Speaker 1: really in a couple hood, you're like, it looks great
Speaker 1: in your honey, but you've got five things like that,
Speaker 1: and we really want to know their outfits for one thing,
Speaker 1: you know their style. You also then go, well, we
Speaker 1: are budgeting for this exactly. You're spending a lot of
Speaker 1: money all these gowns. Maybe one of those items, but
Speaker 1: come on, you're going to wear that. Yeah, you're gonna
Speaker 1: wear it once on the Bachelors by five, I mean,
Speaker 1: and then it's like it was them splurging and then
Speaker 1: like let me like here, I'm gonna tell it's a
Speaker 1: odd combo. And then she pulled his shoes out at
Speaker 1: the end like brag and I was like, you look like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, they're from what is this? Mad and blown
Speaker 1: away by the shoes. It's fine. It was like, you
Speaker 1: probably all have the exact same ones in your back
Speaker 1: right now for this trip. They were crying and she
Speaker 1: saw that she was Cassie sort of crying. She didn't me,
Speaker 1: I'm happy before. I'm happy for her. But I think
Speaker 1: even if I was twenty three, I would have been like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's so weird that he took her there. I'm glad
Speaker 1: I didn't have to go like, I don't think i'd
Speaker 1: be seeing it that way. Also, they will never do
Speaker 1: anything nice like that, because I don't think calling that
Speaker 1: a job, this is not real's going to buy you anything.
Speaker 1: That's what happened when we watched those like two episodes
Speaker 1: of Lauren Laurence. We watched it with Ben Niggan's Happily
Speaker 1: ever After and Lauren, and then they prying to each
Speaker 1: other with the orioles and toothpaste. Ye, and they and
Speaker 1: they and they hated each other. How disappointed she was
Speaker 1: to be in a one bedroom house. She was very
Speaker 1: sad about that. And she was like, and he really
Speaker 1: likes his garage and so we had to use it
Speaker 1: as our beds. Yeah, she hated it. Three of us.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The first we were all super depressed
Speaker 1: because it was it was too real, because it was
Speaker 1: no longer stuff like this. It was like, I'm in Denver.
Speaker 1: I used to be like a hot flight attendant and
Speaker 1: now I live in fucking Denver. Andy wouldn't get married
Speaker 1: on TV. Yeah. And then also like last night there
Speaker 1: I guess it was Kaylin after that date where there
Speaker 1: on that bridge and she was like, if it keeps
Speaker 1: going like this, I'll definitely fall in love with him.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what about this has been real?
Speaker 1: Like what about this is You're standing on a bridge
Speaker 1: in Singapore? Now like this, nothing will ever be like,
Speaker 1: it'll never get better than this. Actually it'll only get worse.
Speaker 1: I Also, I feel like this season, more than ever,
Speaker 1: the girls are referring to him as their boyfriend and
Speaker 1: also saying that other people are dating him like they're
Speaker 1: they're seeing it as like a group relationship. Nothing is
Speaker 1: staring me more than watching The Craft with Lomon getting used.
Speaker 1: Can I just say The Craft with Lemon? I love
Speaker 1: watching getting is thrilling me. I want to say Cassie
Speaker 1: was crying because her boyfriend was dating He and Cassie
Speaker 1: of chemistry side no, his sister. When they did make out,
Speaker 1: it was a good sibling is a good siblings connection.
Speaker 1: But it's hard to say, yeah, my boyfriend and this
Speaker 1: is someone I'm dating. That's so strange, Like it's just
Speaker 1: hard to see the guy that you're dating to give
Speaker 1: other girls presence because he's not really dating you and
Speaker 1: it's a group show and it's a reality show and
Speaker 1: it's not at all. It's who Okay, before we keep going,
Speaker 1: who do you think it's gonna win? Let's be real him. Yes.
Speaker 1: For a while I was thinking it was going to
Speaker 1: be big guys, and now I'm leaning away from different
Speaker 1: people guys Hannah ge oh, Barbie Doll. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: She's not gonna win. I think she's they're poising her
Speaker 1: to be next batchword or something. I think I think
Speaker 1: Haylen's gonna be the next batch really redhead, but she's
Speaker 1: in my head. Okay, I think Cassie could win. She's
Speaker 1: too normal, She's very normal. I hope they bring I
Speaker 1: think is a plausible person. But I think, I honestly
Speaker 1: think that they both have too much coming into the
Speaker 1: sexual arena of their relationship. I thought that both are
Speaker 1: dealing with a lot. And I don't know if he
Speaker 1: thought he was going to say he had had things happened.
Speaker 1: I thought something he said. I thought he was going
Speaker 1: to say, Hannah, she is totally a plant. Look at her.
Speaker 1: She also doesn't look she looks like thirty eight has
Speaker 1: to know more about that. There is no way she's
Speaker 1: not a producer. Look out, look at it. She looks older.
Speaker 1: She's a producer. Or Okay, I'm gonna try to what
Speaker 1: planet understand somebody who like they is like an actress
Speaker 1: that they brought. That's what I mean. A plant. She's
Speaker 1: as like the Westboro Baptist shirt. I thought, I thought
Speaker 1: that Kirpo is going to go farther. I think she's
Speaker 1: super cool, like I know, but I think he's going
Speaker 1: to go far Chris, why is he listening with a
Speaker 1: contestants so weird? Um okay, wait meet the cast. Oh
Speaker 1: they're all just the it's a horrible picture of cold
Speaker 1: looks so dirty. His face is so like a man.
Speaker 1: Right there. Well, I miss j I miss d j
Speaker 1: Agro two. She really she didn't shot. In her bio
Speaker 1: it says that she's a DJ and her DJ name
Speaker 1: is DJ. She's a DJ name. I thought that she
Speaker 1: was going. I really thought she was gonna. Okay, I
Speaker 1: want to guess Elise is going to be in the
Speaker 1: final four. Yep, okay, great, I'm gonna say, um uh,
Speaker 1: what's her name? Go down? Keep going? The speech pathologists,
Speaker 1: I think she had a final four. I think um.
Speaker 1: I think Tasha has a shot yep, yep to get far.
Speaker 1: And then I think Katie is cutest one. I really
Speaker 1: think she's so pretty. He likes Katie, he also likes
Speaker 1: He also likes Klin. Yeah, oh and Caitlin. Those are
Speaker 1: my four. I will say Tasha already for all the names, Tasia, Kate. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't say Katie, Tassia, Elise, said the pathologist. And
Speaker 1: one more than already for Kaitlin, Tasia and Elise. So
Speaker 1: who's going to be fantasy suitets. It's three. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say of those three, it'll be Um, Kalin, Elise. I
Speaker 1: don't think Cassie's gonna make it. Actually, maybe Hannah g
Speaker 1: will make it that far. He probably want to blink her,
Speaker 1: you know, if he who do you think it's gonna win? Tanna? Honestly,
Speaker 1: I can't imagine him with any of the girls, to
Speaker 1: be honest with you, but I mean either, But isn't
Speaker 1: that kind of true? Like your gay friends before you
Speaker 1: know they were gay, Like You're like, I just can't
Speaker 1: see him deep. Any of them seem like number one
Speaker 1: to me. I feel like at least doesn't make it
Speaker 1: that far because of whatever is coming up next week.
Speaker 1: I feel like she does something. I made a big
Speaker 1: bomb shells. I want something crazy go down. Yes, who
Speaker 1: do you think? I mean? I was thinking Hannah Gee,
Speaker 1: but now she has not done anything unless they're trying
Speaker 1: to keep them away from each other because he just
Speaker 1: likes her so much? What I think because every time
Speaker 1: they are together, the conversation is so good and it's
Speaker 1: an obvious partner. Do you feel like he will have
Speaker 1: sex on the fantasy sweet night? Great question, that's even
Speaker 1: more that's a better question. Let's talk about the question.
Speaker 1: That's a great question because because even okay, he won't
Speaker 1: say that, he'll he'll be played coy, but he'll turn
Speaker 1: bright around if he does, like you will be able
Speaker 1: to act like he didn't. If he I think he couldn't.
Speaker 1: I think he would be way too hard for him,
Speaker 1: because I mean the fucking pressure in a row basically
Speaker 1: or every other night. Yeah, he loses it to if
Speaker 1: he doesn't pick her or the other go will be like, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: it's like Ti Tex with all three of them or none.
Speaker 1: I wonder if he says he wants to save it
Speaker 1: for that one, so that he wanted to be too
Speaker 1: respectful and that way he doesn't have to do it.
Speaker 1: That's what it's what he should do it. It's actually
Speaker 1: only that's the only right answer. Or it's kind of gross,
Speaker 1: and yet it also then makes you keep going like really,
Speaker 1: but then then you also go like just go through room.
Speaker 1: Everyone else does. It's not it's a normal part of
Speaker 1: the culture that we've established. Yeah, it's okay, it wouldn't
Speaker 1: be gross if he did, I guess, but it was.
Speaker 1: It's weird to lose your virginity and people that's that thing,
Speaker 1: like it's like it's too strange, you're yeah going on
Speaker 1: like yeah, for sure, Um, I don't know, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I know it's so what if he's like, well, technically
Speaker 1: I've had a ton of anal, but yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: it feels really good. I would love if that was
Speaker 1: like a shell he just dropped in all of this
Speaker 1: for like, I've thought that. I'm like, he's he's probably
Speaker 1: done anal and gotten a blow job at least. How
Speaker 1: about watching him on the How awkward was it watching
Speaker 1: him make out with Hannah on the bed just running
Speaker 1: down I can't, I can't. And then then and then
Speaker 1: he made her make the bed afterwards weird and very
Speaker 1: specific bring it down now. I honestly kind of missed
Speaker 1: that heat that was very particular about his bedding afterwards. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it's like odd couple level of like I like a
Speaker 1: straight yeah he really he made her tidy it up
Speaker 1: and like fold, and he was like no, no, pull
Speaker 1: it down, pull it down. Does he drink? He doesn't
Speaker 1: feel like it not enough because I feel like he's
Speaker 1: I'm sensing he needs a lot of control. I don't
Speaker 1: drink because what if I say this or something right,
Speaker 1: because the other guys have definitely been like like Ari
Speaker 1: was all wine slash. Nick was like brown liquor slash.
Speaker 1: Then Higgins was Christian but still like glassy eye booze
Speaker 1: Christian slash. He was definitely drunk. Yeah, those are the
Speaker 1: three I've seen. That's why he's That's why this guy
Speaker 1: is such a good listen to her. He's really aware
Speaker 1: of what's happenings, Like he doesn't just like blow a
Speaker 1: load every time a girl touches well, he's really good
Speaker 1: of making out for a long time. I mean, if
Speaker 1: you've had many years of just doing that, maybe that's okay.
Speaker 1: I guess so, but it feels yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like should go bad. But maybe that's why it
Speaker 1: doesn't drink so I can just control it, right attempting
Speaker 1: for him. I don't think he's gay, right, I don't
Speaker 1: feel like he's that interested in the sexuality. He is
Speaker 1: the worst kisser I have ever God watching me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you gotta be better at that all you do, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta kiss well and just bad timing, like he'll
Speaker 1: like that before the mouth is even there, Like this
Speaker 1: weird He's like zooming in on them to like the
Speaker 1: girls like we're like in and I think it's happening
Speaker 1: to me. My friend said that she my friend said
Speaker 1: that the big blond eyed one, but Hannah, Hannah Gee,
Speaker 1: she said that I didn't notice that something. If you
Speaker 1: hear background noise, I turned on the heater. Guys, it's
Speaker 1: cold in here. Hannah. My friend said, Hannah's the worst
Speaker 1: kisser she's ever seen. I didn't notice him, wasn't her.
Speaker 1: I mean he was kind of like enveloping his mouth
Speaker 1: with her home. I think I have. They're all so
Speaker 1: weirdly horny for him. It's it just also feels like
Speaker 1: it's a show, Like I feel like they're doing it
Speaker 1: for the sake of performing on TV. It feels like
Speaker 1: there's some level of like just performance happening. Cassie. It
Speaker 1: feels like Cassie really likes it. We don't see much
Speaker 1: of her, which makes me think that must be true
Speaker 1: because I'm like, she's just being kind of normal. I
Speaker 1: think she vibes him, and I also do think in
Speaker 1: a weird way. I think if he is trade, it
Speaker 1: feels like he is really drawn to content creator. I
Speaker 1: think so too. I think he likes the like sort
Speaker 1: of I can put in my pocket and walk herround. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, she's so small compared They all really
Speaker 1: tiny compared to him. Yeah, Lauren, Well it's like that, Lauren,
Speaker 1: ben Higgins and Lauren they all love those little pockets sign. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they love the tiniest little blonde that are just kind
Speaker 1: of like, I'll do what you want to make me
Speaker 1: feel like a little kid. I feel like a little
Speaker 1: kid as a bonner. It's so gross. Okay, So then,
Speaker 1: um we have World or three? Got averted. Courtney is
Speaker 1: a fucking joke. She always puts on a show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: um let's see she you know. Yeah, she just overreacted
Speaker 1: and that's like, you can't do that. I can't. She
Speaker 1: kept trying to talk to Demi instead of talking to him.
Speaker 1: It's like you just pushed Demi aside. Um, well, any
Speaker 1: time you spend your time talking about the other girl,
Speaker 1: you are wasting Press's just look insane. You'll never not
Speaker 1: look crazy, even if you're totally right. And by the way,
Speaker 1: in some ways Demi pulled it off without seeming crazy.
Speaker 1: She was the one who she went right to kiss
Speaker 1: him right after she was done. She was like she's
Speaker 1: the cancer of the house and she's like, I love
Speaker 1: it um, and then Courtney said, like a real cuz
Speaker 1: you should probably take a time out right now. That
Speaker 1: was so condescending. I just, I just, and I love
Speaker 1: Demi saying I'm okay with having the balls of saying
Speaker 1: to Colton, there's a girl here who sucks. Maybe she
Speaker 1: could not suck one day, but for today she sucks.
Speaker 1: I love how many times she keeps referring to how
Speaker 1: big her balls are. I love it are. She's got
Speaker 1: huge balls, huge balls. He'd be so delighted, so excited
Speaker 1: to be so excited. He'd be like, it worked out.
Speaker 1: And then she said, well it's ding dong the bitches,
Speaker 1: Dr Demi cut out the cancer. She made the mistake
Speaker 1: of fucking with me, and now she's out the door.
Speaker 1: No more fucking freaking leeches, I mean. And then she
Speaker 1: did say that she held up a toast, was like
Speaker 1: to know, more leeches. And then I was like that,
Speaker 1: we don't get what you're saying. And then on Yaka
Speaker 1: threw up, Yeah there was that. I mean, now nothing,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what to believe anymore. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think she had the trash. I do. I do think
Speaker 1: she threw up that little man who was like behind
Speaker 1: the trash and was like, no, that's like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: I sit behind a trash can. So who do you
Speaker 1: think it's gonna win? I find the trash can and
Speaker 1: take it for but that if I have to pick someone,
Speaker 1: just who's gonna win? And then who's going to be
Speaker 1: the bachelorette? But I think, okay, you know what, maybe
Speaker 1: maybe Hannah G will win. I think I think Hannah
Speaker 1: G could win. I think Kalin could be the bachelor.
Speaker 1: Yeah this one. Yes, I don't want Kalin to be
Speaker 1: the Bachelor, though. I'd rather she go into the world
Speaker 1: and have normal functioning relationships on television. But that's interesting
Speaker 1: to her, and she wants to do her platform. I mean,
Speaker 1: the platform is worthwhile, but I you know, I just
Speaker 1: fear I feel like that's the angle. They will take
Speaker 1: it as like she's got a great platform, so why Yeah.
Speaker 1: I also would rather see another black bachelotte, though I
Speaker 1: feel like chel Katy was Katie seems so normal and
Speaker 1: we haven't got anything out of her yet. I feel, yeah,
Speaker 1: she loves sushi. Yeah, well that's interesting. That's enough to
Speaker 1: do whole What's her, what's her name? The last Black Bachelor,
Speaker 1: Rachel Rachel? Did she pick Brian because Peter would put
Speaker 1: a ring? She really liked Peter, She loved Peter, and
Speaker 1: then she told Peter that she's living her best life
Speaker 1: and that's when she lost a lot of us. We
Speaker 1: all loved her. And then you, Peter, Yeah, guy, we're
Speaker 1: still together, still together and Brian, Yeah, are they married? No?
Speaker 1: But they all live in Dallas And according to somehow
Speaker 1: deep diving I don't know, this is all in like
Speaker 1: the deep recesses of me knowing some contestants. People say
Speaker 1: Brian is better than they want him to be. The
Speaker 1: people like them more than they want But can't you
Speaker 1: imagine after that moment you pick Brian and then all
Speaker 1: you do is think about the other guy. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: why did he say? Do want Mary? I've heard Peter
Speaker 1: is the one guy with integrity. He he was a
Speaker 1: normal thing to say, though I'm not ready to be engaged,
Speaker 1: but I do like dating you. And he also wouldn't
Speaker 1: let them make him the bachelor. He actually was like
Speaker 1: I'm out, Like he actually tapped out of the franchise,
Speaker 1: like I like living in Wisconsin. I've got my workout thing,
Speaker 1: like I have my training diet, run this boot camp
Speaker 1: like he was the hottest thing ever. And he wouldn't
Speaker 1: let ABC force him. He actually tapped out. It makes
Speaker 1: me like so much, I really am. Yeah, he's got
Speaker 1: the gap between his teeth and to the salt and
Speaker 1: pepper hair. And he loved dog. Remember he used to
Speaker 1: be a model and then he got an eating distorer's
Speaker 1: for he had an eating disorder. He's got depth. People,
Speaker 1: everyone thinks he's gonna win. Okay, okay, let me honestly
Speaker 1: go into my depths of mine. I wish it was
Speaker 1: an Elise. It's not going to be what I wish.
Speaker 1: I wish it was Elise. I would be happy for Katie.
Speaker 1: I would be so happy for Katie. I fear they
Speaker 1: always picked the tiny blonde. I think they can't help.
Speaker 1: Even when they then go pick Becca, they go, wait,
Speaker 1: why didn't I pick the tiny blonde? Give me Lauren?
Speaker 1: That was so messed up. I fear. I think it's
Speaker 1: either going to be Cassie I like her, or Lauren
Speaker 1: with the huge eyes. Hannah. Hannah, Hannah was a huge
Speaker 1: I'm like blink, blinking, you wish what happens. I just
Speaker 1: thought of your theme song and I got excited. I
Speaker 1: got excited. I got excited. It thrilled me. It was
Speaker 1: very delightful in the look of glee on your faces,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, where is this, dude, didn't
Speaker 1: know it's happening. I didn't love she's so she feels
Speaker 1: like I wanted how to explain that. I mean hearing
Speaker 1: this all you, Sarah mean with your mouth open, but
Speaker 1: you're not saying these words, but they're in my ear
Speaker 1: as if you are. It feels like you're mentally communicating out.
Speaker 1: That makes me like, her name is Lorna Kiss. It's
Speaker 1: so mad for you. Don't didn't really sum her up.
Speaker 1: I love it feel like it's just is. There's something
Speaker 1: so amazing about you, just floating towards the place I
Speaker 1: love you. Ever had such a look of love coming
Speaker 1: to I haven't. Actually, you're staring out of your mouth
Speaker 1: wide open. You're going, oh my god, I love fun
Speaker 1: on the go, get my first time. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It was so exciting. And then Debbie, Debbie freaking out,
Speaker 1: what the fox? What the Ryan Sofie just did say, Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course I have his name is all that makes sense.
Speaker 1: That does make sense, Okay. I In conclusion, I say,
Speaker 1: either Cassie or a big guy Hannah. I wish it
Speaker 1: was Elise or Katie. I think it's gonna be a little, tiny,
Speaker 1: little tiny Handy. Yeah, what do you think, Tanna? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking either Katie, Kaylen or Hannah Gee. And I'm
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be Hannah Gee because she just
Speaker 1: has the vibe she does. She has the perfect little vibe.
Speaker 1: I think Kylen is going to be the Bachelor at Katie.
Speaker 1: I think Canna Gie too. I think Kylen. I think
Speaker 1: Haylyn and Hannahy are gonna be the last two. And
Speaker 1: I think Caylen's gonna be the bachelorret Yeah alright, I
Speaker 1: really didn't want to and candid gy, but now I
Speaker 1: really do. From this conversation, Um, well, you guy, the
Speaker 1: other Hannah gets voted out, that's going to be a
Speaker 1: big relief, just to finally she's the one that set
Speaker 1: It's just like it's burned down the other cuckoo handy
Speaker 1: when she gets voted out, Hannah b or whatever she did?
Speaker 1: You notice too, like when and and you know, God
Speaker 1: bless everyone in their god given face, but without her
Speaker 1: makeup on, like she really has a breakout, Like she
Speaker 1: so what I said? I was, like, she's so stressed.
Speaker 1: I know. I looked at her because I used to
Speaker 1: get sister acne and she needs to use what I use.
Speaker 1: Why don't you tell everyone else? I want to tell
Speaker 1: you right now? What the heck? What is it called?
Speaker 1: It's ray Share. It's expensive, but it's worth it. And
Speaker 1: you've got to give him your email address. Oh this
Speaker 1: is the way you're okay? Yes, it's ray Share Biology
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy. You need the original. It's a toner because
Speaker 1: whenever I fly, I fly with my hand on my
Speaker 1: and I would get it all along my chin line
Speaker 1: and it wouldn't go away. Game changer. It's important. There's
Speaker 1: somebody out there who needed that information and biology Gray
Speaker 1: shares biology. Yeah, will you guys? What do you have
Speaker 1: before we do tweeter the week? Where can people find you?
Speaker 1: What do you want to promote? Queen? Oh my goodness, well,
Speaker 1: I have a movie that just came out depending out
Speaker 1: on this is coming out, but it's The Unicorn Jailer
Speaker 1: looks so good. Thank you. Go watch the trailer. Um
Speaker 1: it's in theaters select theaters February first, non demand, February
Speaker 1: five on video on demand. So go watch the movie.
Speaker 1: It's about me and Nick Rutherford play a couple. We're
Speaker 1: trying to have a threesome and we go and meet
Speaker 1: a bunch of potential unicorns to have sexual interactions. Unicorn
Speaker 1: is someone who has threesomes and helps Hooradic got back Bennett,
Speaker 1: we got Colney, we got dre Hemingway, we got Lucy Hale.
Speaker 1: I mean it's a very stack cast. That's a fun
Speaker 1: funny sexual wrong comedy, Bone Zone, Rob, Where can people
Speaker 1: find you? Well? I just finished the two episodes on
Speaker 1: n CS New Orleans. Yeah, you doing out and also
Speaker 1: the show Bosch. I'm gonna be on that, Yes, and
Speaker 1: um on Supernatural always and uh, you're gonna start doing
Speaker 1: stand up again because Rob is so funny. Yes, and
Speaker 1: I have big plans. We've got big plans, guys, you
Speaker 1: can find I will be performing live. I'm doing stand
Speaker 1: up February eight in rose Bill in Roseville, California, one
Speaker 1: night only. Hey, have any of my friends in Sacramento
Speaker 1: Roseville Theater, please come, come, please come, And then I'll
Speaker 1: be going back to Atlanta to start doing season two
Speaker 1: of instageable soon and uh, Patreon, we're gonna We're going
Speaker 1: to start posting episodes next week of Ali's season on
Speaker 1: The Bachelor, which is spectacular. On Bachelor restor Elia about
Speaker 1: short of Australia, and um, that's about what I have
Speaker 1: to say. Tanna Katie, Uh what do I have going?
Speaker 1: I don't know how you can listen to my If
Speaker 1: you love Bachelor and Middle Eastern politics, you can listen
Speaker 1: to my podcast. I think abiguous. I'm starting a Vanderpunk
Speaker 1: Rules podcast, which is just gonna be me being psycho
Speaker 1: the show. It feels necessary. We tried all in the World,
Speaker 1: and we tried watching for Patreon. We tried watching Lindsay
Speaker 1: Lohan's Beach House. I couldn't do it. I watched Sad.
Speaker 1: I thought it was only I thought it was only
Speaker 1: gonna be half an hour, and it was an hour.
Speaker 1: And all these shows are asking too much about too much.
Speaker 1: I can't. I couldn't commit to that much. Like Ashley
Speaker 1: Simpson's UM reality show, which I did watch all of
Speaker 1: it minute for her and her husband, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think it was like a six APIs order kind
Speaker 1: of deal. Um Diana Ross's son Evan Ross. Oh yes, really,
Speaker 1: I worked with him. I loved to fascinating to watch
Speaker 1: her again. She um, your bravos, but she she said, um,
Speaker 1: when you know if she and Jessica Simpson always say
Speaker 1: like the wrong thing and they're kind of dune. She
Speaker 1: said she was wearing fox fur and then they were like,
Speaker 1: do you mean Fox was just like, um, I'll read
Speaker 1: one email email us. Here's a here's one email. This
Speaker 1: is ah at Rose podcast at gmail dot com. This
Speaker 1: is from Megan Sanderson a Mormon perspective. UM. As a
Speaker 1: bachelor addict, I truly love your podcast. I have a
Speaker 1: secret wish to be Twitter The Week winner, but my
Speaker 1: boss follows me on Twitter and that probably wouldn't go
Speaker 1: over to Well. I listen to San Francisco Sketches episode
Speaker 1: and I have some clarity and what Brian Softie called soaking,
Speaker 1: it's also called floating, and it's basically just docking the
Speaker 1: dick and not moving. So I'm truly deluded. People think
Speaker 1: this isn't having sex and they've cheated the system in
Speaker 1: some way and are still virgins afterward. Nope, it counts
Speaker 1: as sex and Mormon terms. Just wanted you know that
Speaker 1: it is definitely not a normal more insects practice. So
Speaker 1: there we go, floating, floating, isn't that exciting? Docking the
Speaker 1: dick and not moving. You just stick it in, You
Speaker 1: just stick it in and then and then you're like
Speaker 1: chats yeah, and then but that's still secks. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I v it goes inside. Yeah. And she's just saying
Speaker 1: that's not a Mormon thing. She's saying that that's not
Speaker 1: there was something, but I don't know, Brian. Yeah, Um,
Speaker 1: are you guys ready for Twitter the Week? Katie, are
Speaker 1: you ready for Twitter the Week? Yeah? Tweet of the Week.
Speaker 1: I just want you to know that Adorable said that,
Speaker 1: who wrote I have an album coming out wrote the
Speaker 1: lyrics for that one. Hannah wrote that. Seth Thatt, who's
Speaker 1: at Basebone one. He emailed us and that is his
Speaker 1: ring Cone. I love it all. Right, here we go,
Speaker 1: here's what's in the running. People have been on fire lately.
Speaker 1: We have a very fair system. Anna, I can't look
Speaker 1: at my Twitter when the show's running because so many
Speaker 1: people tweet at me about it. So Anna, Nil, sit
Speaker 1: down to fifteen or twenty and then and then I
Speaker 1: pick like five, and then we narrowed down to two. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go Number one, Megan Corbin back at Meg Corbs.
Speaker 1: Tasha makes Colton look like a good kisser, and that
Speaker 1: reason alone should make her the wrinner. I mean that
Speaker 1: is good beard material. Okay, okay, okay, this is okay.
Speaker 1: Nikki Lameshka glad to see the Bachelor finally bringing the truth.
Speaker 1: There's nothing a single man in his twenties who is
Speaker 1: definitely straight loves to do more than provide fashion commentary
Speaker 1: while his date tries on clothes at an international mall.
Speaker 1: Just true, Okay, Cheyenne Constant at Trixie Firecracker, Christopher Harrison,
Speaker 1: you shady little bitch. I so would have called Hannah
Speaker 1: by Kalin two and then bas Street Girl reply he
Speaker 1: should get an oscar for that performance, and then Cheyenne
Speaker 1: replied for reals but like for supporting. He couldn't have
Speaker 1: gotten the lead, but Hannah could. He could have gotten
Speaker 1: the lead, but Hannah didn't. Dinoh screen, I would nominate
Speaker 1: both of them. Asked me to um Abby Rose, Hannah
Speaker 1: g tonight. Colton acknowledged me in the biggest way ever.
Speaker 1: In other words, he got a boner. That's so real. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's the I'll do one more. I wonder if they
Speaker 1: cut away and he's like finished. Sham sham at sham
Speaker 1: Sham one three. If Demi were a pinata, she'd be
Speaker 1: filled with star Our Patch kids and Old Delia's catalogs.
Speaker 1: I like that. I was also another one from sham
Speaker 1: Sham who said something about how Hannah g asked him
Speaker 1: to create content all over her. Oh yes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah that's right. I don't even know if he's a kid. Okay, um,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna say narrow down to two sham
Speaker 1: sham at shamp Sham two one three. If Demi were
Speaker 1: a pinata, should be filled with Sarah Patch kids and
Speaker 1: Old Delia's catalogs and um Cheyenne Constant Christopher Harrison, you
Speaker 1: shady little bit. I so would have called Hannah be
Speaker 1: Kalin two. He should get an Oscar for that performance
Speaker 1: for reels, but like for supporting, he could have gotten lead,
Speaker 1: but Hannah didn't. Dino scream, Dinoh scream or um Delia's
Speaker 1: catalog scream, Delius Delias. I think I'm gonna go Delias. Okay, dealing, Okay,
Speaker 1: sham Sham, you win, sham Cham two on three. If
Speaker 1: Demmi were should be fill with Sara Patch Kids and
Speaker 1: I'll do his cotalogs. Thank you so much. Email us
Speaker 1: at Rose Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Like us
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Speaker 1: Lauren Rob so good, Anna, Katie Blessing, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Art and m Artist touch a bit, but are sweet
Speaker 1: but ardent. She's top, that's out of bed. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get all up and getting it feels so good.
Speaker 1: I just gotta wonder the bush. You when you reach
Speaker 1: upt this roll, you reach upt this role into your word.
Speaker 1: You reasp this rose into your word.