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Speaker 1: This is crazy because my boyfriend eats like a pig

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Speaker 1: at fancy restaurants, and I think I have to end it.

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Speaker 2: Hey, if he's sticking his face directly in the food,

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Speaker 2: marry him. You know what they say, A pig on

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Speaker 2: the streets, a beast in the sheets.

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Speaker 1: He's he's slopping that trough. I'll tell you that. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: So my boyfriend makes a good salary around three hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty thousand dollars a year. My goodness, man's rich.

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Speaker 1: As such, he fancies high end restaurants. However, whenever we go,

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Speaker 1: I get super embarrassed by the way that he acts.

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Speaker 2: Okay, how does he act? John?

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Speaker 1: We went to a Michelin Star fine dining restaurant that

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Speaker 1: had a selection menu. Ooh, he asked the waiter if

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Speaker 1: he could tweak some of the recipes on there and

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Speaker 1: ask the chef to make the food extra spicy.

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Speaker 2: Ooh, he's a hot tomaly. Yeah, he's spicy al right.

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Speaker 1: The waiter responded back by saying that they don't tweak

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Speaker 1: the food and gave him a side of chili.

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Speaker 2: Please know you are good, so Michelin stop Michelin Star.

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Speaker 1: I love how they just gave him like a little

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Speaker 1: thing of chili flakes, like he you go with extra spicy,

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Speaker 1: go ahead.

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Speaker 2: Low class? So low class.

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Speaker 1: We went to a fine dining Korean barbecue place where

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Speaker 1: we were able to cook our own meats.

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Speaker 2: I love how this Michelin Star restaurant is a You

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Speaker 2: go to this Michelin Star restaurant to cook your own food?

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Speaker 2: Like what is this? I think the point of going

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Speaker 2: to a restaurant is for someone else to cook your food. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm your employee, now, this is ridiculous. I'm the employee.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 1: He takes side dishes such as corn, hulopano peppers, white rice, broccoli,

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Speaker 1: raw onions and mixes it up in the tin tray

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Speaker 1: that the meat came in, and puts soy sauce ketchup

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Speaker 2: Supposed to cook.

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Speaker 1: He then proceeds to offer his mixed up gunk to

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Speaker 1: everyone on the table. Mind you, this is something that

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Speaker 1: a five year old would make.

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Speaker 2: Dem damn sill bro I'm just saying, like, why are

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Speaker 2: you going to a restauran where you have to cook

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Speaker 2: the thing yourself? You know? Like I understand her being

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Speaker 2: super mad at his cooking skills. But that's why you

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Speaker 2: pay someone else for the cooking. That's why your husband

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Speaker 2: or whatever your fiance doesn't have to make a shit

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Speaker 2: show of a meal. Literally.

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Speaker 1: Then a group of us went to a high, high

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Speaker 1: high end steakhouse and everyone ordered their own entrees. When

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Speaker 1: he got his plate, he started to chop up his

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Speaker 1: food and starts spoon feeding his food to everyone around

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Speaker 1: the table. Gives zero fox he does. I felt so

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Speaker 1: embarrassed that he doesn't have any table manners, and I

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Speaker 1: don't know how to confront a grown man about this.

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Speaker 2: Maybe stop being such a little, you know, snobby nosed snobberson,

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Speaker 2: honestly and just live a little, you know.

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Speaker 1: Seriously, Like, who cares, bro, You have the money for

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Speaker 1: the places?

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Speaker 2: Yeah you do. You have the money to do whatever

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Speaker 2: the fuck you want at this restaurant. But this is

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Speaker 2: also coming from two Heathens, so it is true. It

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have like the prude Heathen and then the

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Speaker 1: big heath.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so I know. I I don't know if

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Speaker 2: John and I are the best in terms of how

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Speaker 2: to eat out of fancy restaurants. No, but what we

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Speaker 2: do know how to have is a good time, And

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Speaker 2: who's sop are the You seem like to banish good times.

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Speaker 1: That's true, that's true, that's true. But you know what

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Speaker 1: else is a good time? What this next door you

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Speaker 1: got for me?

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Speaker 2: Oh? When I was in high school, I purposely got

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Speaker 2: my girlfriend now wife pregnant. Ape shoot or shoot bru

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Speaker 2: yoh man doesn't miss, he doesn't.

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Speaker 1: He's the MJ of high school pregnancy.

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Speaker 2: We were seventeen in love when our son was born.

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Speaker 2: We had practiced safe sex and she was on birth

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Speaker 2: control and we used condoms. Oh yeah, wrap those willies, y'all.

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Speaker 2: I quit school to work at the steel mial with

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Speaker 2: asked her to marry me, and she said yes, and

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Speaker 2: we've been together ever since. Twelve years now. That's beautiful.

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Speaker 2: We have three children together. But what she didn't know

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Speaker 2: until recently is that I poked a hole in the

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Speaker 2: condoms yo violation. She was the most beautiful girl I'd

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Speaker 2: and in my fucked up teenage head, poking a hole

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Speaker 2: in a condom was a way to ensure she'd be

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Speaker 2: in my life. Forever. This is the most fucked up dude.

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Speaker 1: This is, oh my god, really really really, really bad.

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Speaker 2: Years later I realized how shitty that was, especially since

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Speaker 2: it worked. I told her the truth. She laughed and

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Speaker 2: said I wasn't ever on birth control. I lied. Yo,

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Speaker 2: we both laughed. I guess we trapped each other and

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Speaker 2: we're both shitty people, which I you know, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I guess if it's mutual. That's such a crazy predicament.

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Speaker 2: It's still pretty shitty on both parts. Everyone's the asshole here.

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Speaker 2: But at least they're both assholes. You know, at least

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Speaker 2: they weren't. Yes, Hey, if they're doing it in the asshole,

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Speaker 2: they wouldn't have had all these kids. That's true. Hold on, see,

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Speaker 2: that is the solution we need. Don't trust them. If

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Speaker 2: they say they're on birth control, don't trust him and

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Speaker 2: they're wearing a condom because they could have put a

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Speaker 2: hole in it. Because they could have put a hole

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Speaker 2: in it. The only thing you can trust is the butthole.

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Speaker 2: Name but John, what do you have that butthole of yours?

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Speaker 2: I heard you got a story. I got a big

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Speaker 2: fat story in my keys. Take a dump all over

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Speaker 2: my face.

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Speaker 1: This is too much because my boyfriend is too arousing

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Speaker 1: and it's causing me a major issue.

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Speaker 2: I have an erection detection. Uh oh, that's what I

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Speaker 2: call an issue. It's going off. Let's just say we're

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Speaker 2: going camping. I'm pitching ten. That's right.

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Speaker 1: So, like the title says, I have a bit of

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Speaker 1: a libido problem. Oh, I'm a horny little freak and

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Speaker 1: everything he does arouses me. I'm a devil. He'll tell

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Speaker 1: me I'm pretty and.

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Speaker 2: Boom, I'm ready to go like Niagara falls right there.

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Speaker 1: He'll pin me to a wall, kiss me, have.

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Speaker 2: My children hmm yeah, pump one in me, dolland.

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Speaker 1: He'll use his strength to lift me, carry me. Got

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Speaker 1: damn sexy hulk. There's a pretty big libido gap in

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Speaker 1: our relationship. We've done it around fifty times since July.

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Speaker 2: Are you coming? Wow? When I lost my V card.

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Speaker 1: I'm always ready to go for him, but he wants

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Speaker 2: The only thing he's not spreading are your legs. I

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Speaker 2: guess yep.

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Speaker 1: Even pleasuring myself doesn't help me to stop from being

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Speaker 1: such a horny little freak.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, gracious, I.

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Speaker 1: Could bust it like ten times when he gives me

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Speaker 1: a certain look, I'm just so ready to go.

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Speaker 2: I feel like all the forty year old married men

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Speaker 2: are just like rolling in their chairs right now hearing

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Speaker 2: about this libidos. I haven't gotten it from my wife

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Speaker 2: and ten years, ten years since my second kid.

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Speaker 1: Or or the opposite problem. They just hit forty and

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Speaker 1: they can't get up anymore. I ain't doing this so much.

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Speaker 1: Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Do we have any

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Speaker 2: Start up polyamorous relationships so you can cycle through those boys.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna be running laps, babing dongs. Just she said

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Speaker 2: Yea ten times spam. Hey, you know, if you got

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Speaker 2: the stamina, you know you got to You gotta recruit

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Speaker 2: the team exact now. John Wooden had a team of

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Speaker 2: whatever twelve basketball players. I think you're the new John Wooden.

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Speaker 2: You gotta get that wood ready. Oh my goodness, gracious, goodness, gracious,

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Speaker 2: ind ignacious, holy.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of busting things, Oh yeah, Sam, I'd like you

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Speaker 2: Right, dude, I'm gonna bust it. It's gonna be sticky,

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Speaker 2: and it's gonna be sweet, and it's gonna stick to

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Speaker 2: your brain like this piece of meat. I thought I

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Speaker 2: saw a fat doppelganger of my friend, but the truth

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Speaker 2: ruined our friendship. When your evil twin finds in and out,

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Speaker 2: Yeah it happened, dude, in and out. You got to

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Speaker 2: do seven days a week. You're gonna be putting on

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Speaker 2: those pounds. I was on the Tube on the way

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Speaker 2: on the tube to pass the time. Wills is such

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Speaker 2: fifty pounds, bro. That's that's a pretty That's a couple pumps.

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Speaker 2: That's a big daddy. Yeah, that's like if I have I,

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Speaker 2: you know, got a bike pump pump. John up ten

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Speaker 2: times on her. It was yeah, like I've ever seen

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Speaker 2: that's John. If he was twenty kilograms heavier. As the

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Speaker 2: resemblance was uncanny, I decided to sneak a quick photo

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Speaker 2: you packed on some pounds. Oooh. The message was opened

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Speaker 2: almost immediately, no reply for a few minutes, then a

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Speaker 2: I feel truly awful about it, though serves me right

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Speaker 2: for being a bit of a twat, a bit of

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's.

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Speaker 2: Rough. I don't know how you recover from that.

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Speaker 1: I would just say, yeah, you don't, you don't, You're

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Speaker 2: Then say, hey, let's lose the weight together. Wow. Running

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Speaker 2: every day, you start eating salads and then all of

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Speaker 2: You know, if you hadn't recognized me as the fat

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Speaker 2: shape I am today. Thank you for saving my life, Opie.

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Speaker 1: Wow, saying what a beautiful story.

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Speaker 2: Hey, and this is this, this could be you, it

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Speaker 2: could be uop so be the good Samaritan. Hit that

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Speaker 2: in and out or whatever the UK equivalent is. Go

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Speaker 2: go make some memories with that new friend of yours.

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Speaker 2: Go get it, Go get it. But John, you know

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Speaker 2: what you should go get? What should I do that

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Speaker 2: next freaking story?

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Speaker 1: Woo? And this is crazy because the girl in my

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Speaker 1: group project wants a threesome.

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Speaker 2: But I had no idea what was coming next. I

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Speaker 2: might have an idea of who's coming next. Leyo, let's go.

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Speaker 1: So basically for a whole semester, me and her, her

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Speaker 1: and these two other people people, we're working on a

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Speaker 1: really important group project for one of my classes. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: Makes sense, makes sense? I say, here, here's your plan

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Speaker 1: You know, that's that's a beautiful story. Than it's a

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Speaker 1: Exactly, but you know the other perfect ending. I want

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Speaker 1: I got a story for you, Johnny boy. He cheated

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Speaker 2: you your next story coming for your mouth? Hoole? Let me

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Speaker 1: It's crazy because an escort is blackmailing me and threatening

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Speaker 2: What kind of ask her? Are we talking? And escort

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Speaker 2: That's exactly what it is. Trying to get that helping

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Speaker 2: You don't have to have my sword plunge into your

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Speaker 1: Blackmail. Here's the thing, though.

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Speaker 2: What's the thing? I'm not married? Oh that is a thing.

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Speaker 2: was she doing to find this information? Though? There's wrong information? Truly,

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Speaker 2: She's an escort, not a detective.

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Speaker 1: Stick to your day jobs. Leave this one to the professionals.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, your wife's your mother.

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Speaker 1: Now I hadn't heard anything from the escort after threatening

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Speaker 2: Oh and block the number. Okay, so I'm imagining escorting

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Speaker 1: If I'm going down. You're there, We go. But I

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Speaker 2: Her pimp is about to rough them up. That's a right,

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Speaker 1: Are you sure I feel like that. You know, maybe

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Speaker 1: My mom dies, then my dad falls in love with

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Speaker 2: And John, please tell me a funny story because there's

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Speaker 2: so much death and destruction in the world, you know,

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Speaker 1: It may lift up your spirits and then slam them

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Speaker 2: I love that. Like an emotionally abusive girlfriend, come crawling

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Speaker 2: For his money. What credit? What happened to nurses trying

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: So I'm an only son. My mom died of ovarian

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Speaker 2: Okay, my mom and dad are four years apart, five

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Speaker 2: Five years afire. Yeah, my dad is ninety now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, now, I went to college on a full ride scholarship.

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Speaker 1: After a year passed, Grace took the gloves off and

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Speaker 1: So I tried to be less pessimistic and give her

438
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Speaker 1: the benefit of the doubt. In my gut, I did

439
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,280
Speaker 1: not trust her, but we are Scandinavian, and it really.

440
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Speaker 2: Quick, like why doesn't she Why doesn't OP trust her?

441
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,159
Speaker 2: Like what did she do? Know?

442
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,159
Speaker 1: You know, it's I guess he just like has a

443
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,320
Speaker 1: feeling about the way that she's reaching out to him,

444
00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:30,560
Speaker 1: in the way that he's like interacted with her. She's

445
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,719
Speaker 1: giving off those vibes.

446
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:35,159
Speaker 2: But so far, like it seems like the nurse is fine,

447
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,040
Speaker 2: Like checking in once a month is fine. Like a

448
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:42,680
Speaker 2: year after is maybe a little soon, but not ridiculously soon.

449
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,440
Speaker 2: I think it's within the realm of possibilities that you

450
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:45,680
Speaker 2: could date someone a year after.

451
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,600
Speaker 1: I think it's like in past perfectly both ways were

452
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,480
Speaker 1: like this could be an actually great scenario where it's

453
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,879
Speaker 1: like someone who actually cares about him and yeah, you know,

454
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,120
Speaker 1: wants to be in a relationship.

455
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,200
Speaker 2: So far, I don't see any red flags.

456
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I could see on the flip side, how

457
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:03,960
Speaker 1: like someone really smart and conn Ivan could essentially do this.

458
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,280
Speaker 2: In a way to make it not look you know,

459
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,240
Speaker 2: like yeah yeah, like the perfect balance.

460
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Speaker 1: But on the surface, like if I didn't know anything

461
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,800
Speaker 1: was wrong, I wouldn't have a red flag either on us.

462
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,000
Speaker 2: Right now, here's the thing.

463
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,080
Speaker 1: We're Scandinavian, and at least in my family, the son

464
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,520
Speaker 1: does not tell his father what to do or even

465
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,600
Speaker 1: offer any opinion. Grace is from the Czech Republic, if

466
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:27,000
Speaker 1: you're wondering, that's never heard of that before. I didn't

467
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,480
Speaker 1: know that was like a Scandinavian thing. But wait, what

468
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,840
Speaker 1: is a Scandinavian thing that the son does not tell

469
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:36,200
Speaker 1: the dad like what to do, Like he couldn't be like, dad,

470
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,119
Speaker 1: don't date this woman.

471
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like that's like a traditional father son relationship.

472
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Speaker 2: It is. I don't know if it's necessarily Scandinavian. I

473
00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:44,640
Speaker 2: think it's like old timey maybe.

474
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, like old like cause he's like like for you know,

475
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,359
Speaker 1: I could see situations where as an adult you would

476
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:53,040
Speaker 1: tell your dad like, oh, you know, don't do this thing,

477
00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:54,440
Speaker 1: or yeah never you know what I mean. But it

478
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,840
Speaker 1: sounds like it's like very off limits.

479
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:57,680
Speaker 2: In my guess.

480
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,159
Speaker 1: My father was a successful banker. During his career, he

481
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,359
Speaker 1: amasked quite a portfolio of wealth. I will spare you

482
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:06,760
Speaker 1: the details, but after six months of dating, Grace and

483
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,480
Speaker 1: my father got married.

484
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,600
Speaker 2: That's very soon. Yeah, Like who was the one who proposed?

485
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if we ever know that, but I'm

486
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 1: guessing the father. Yeah, I'm guessing the father too, So yeah,

487
00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:22,400
Speaker 1: we shall see. My dad never really got over my mom, though,

488
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 1: and he was getting weaker and weaker even though he

489
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,119
Speaker 1: was only fifty seven. Since his health was waiting. He

490
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 1: called me and said, point blank, boy, what do you

491
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 1: need to be set up in life? I told him

492
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Speaker 1: I didn't need anything. I'm a man that could take

493
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:38,240
Speaker 1: care of myself. But what are you even talking about, dad,

494
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,960
Speaker 1: You're going to be around for at least a few decades.

495
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 1: I did remind him that he had living sisters with children,

496
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,919
Speaker 1: my aunts and cousins, and I also reminded him that

497
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 1: I had a full scholarship to college, so he didn't

498
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,160
Speaker 1: need to worry about giving me any cash. And then

499
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 1: only a year later he died at fifty nine.

500
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Speaker 2: Pretty young.

501
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, pretty young, and just kind of seems to

502
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,919
Speaker 1: be out of nowhere. Of course, I've seen a lot

503
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:03,520
Speaker 1: of Hollywood movies. So I considered the conspiracy theory that

504
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 1: maybe my dad's new wife poisoned him and made him

505
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,800
Speaker 1: sign over all the money to her, But I honestly

506
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 1: don't think that's what's happened.

507
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, that seems like reaching.

508
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, this seems like a bit of a reach. Other

509
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 1: relatives don't like Grace either, but they knew my dad

510
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 1: was totally in love with my mom and that her

511
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 1: death utterly broken Well, long story short, my dad bequeathed

512
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 1: his five bedroom house to me, even though I wasn't

513
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,520
Speaker 1: expecting it and I didn't ask for it. He gave

514
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 1: a small endowment to each of his sisters and their children,

515
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,880
Speaker 1: but he left about eighty percent of all his existing

516
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 1: money to Grace. Eighty percent, eighty percent of his pulity Grace. Yeah,

517
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 1: that's a lot for someone who's only known for a

518
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 1: year and a half.

519
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 2: Truly wow.

520
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 1: And this amounts ended up being several hundred thousand dollars.

521
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 1: My dad ignored me because he's generous to his fault,

522
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 1: and still gave me several tens of thousands of dollars myself.

523
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 2: Which of course is very useful.

524
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 1: Grace tended to put on a friendly front, but I

525
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 1: could tell that she was angry as her that she

526
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: didn't get my dad's house too.

527
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 2: You know, this is a lot of inferring, Like he

528
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 2: could tell that she is angry as Yeah, she put

529
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 2: on her friendly front. It seems like OP has something

530
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,439
Speaker 2: against this woman. I agree.

531
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 1: I think that, Like, there aren't any major red flags.

532
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,679
Speaker 2: Like there's literally nothing wrong except like he has a suspicion.

533
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 1: You would have to be like in op shoes, Like

534
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 1: it's like the Grimlin where it's like so cute and

535
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 1: fluffy to everyone and then it has like fangs when

536
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:31,639
Speaker 1: it looks at you.

537
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 2: So far, I haven't seen any gremlin fangs, that is fair.

538
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,640
Speaker 1: Like, honestly, you're I think you're right. I don't think

539
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 1: I say, let's keep going. Yeah, the thing is the

540
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 1: house belonged to me, and I had the legal papers

541
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 1: to prove it. She was especially mad because we live

542
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 1: in an extremely upscale and trendy neighborhood. Houses are really

543
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:51,360
Speaker 1: hard to come by and easily sold for a massive profit.

544
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 2: How's she mad? How's she showing you that she's mad?

545
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,160
Speaker 2: Good showed me the receipts.

546
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 1: The receipts during the first few months after my dad's death,

547
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,880
Speaker 1: I had the not eating creepy experience of knowing that

548
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 1: Grace was trying to feel me out a little if

549
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: I might be into getting a relationship with her. So

550
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:14,120
Speaker 1: she started wait, making moves on him. What moves, what moves.

551
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 1: I don't believe a fucking thing.

552
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't believe in everything, Opie says, what moves? Okay,

553
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 2: this part, this part, I will get Ophie. All right,

554
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 2: what what Opie tell me?

555
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,199
Speaker 1: Well, then he says, gross, I'm not about that. So

556
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 1: Opie says she still stayed at the house because over the.

557
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 2: Line, okay, he says, he gets no details about how

558
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 2: she came on to him and just says, gross. I

559
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 2: bet like the nurse is like, hey, like, how you

560
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:43,640
Speaker 2: holding up, and she's.

561
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:47,679
Speaker 1: Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, lady, I'm not for sale.

562
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 2: That is gross.

563
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

564
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 2: Oh that's so funny. We all process grief in different ways.

565
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 1: So she stayed at the house because over the last

566
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 1: three years she had gotten used to living there and

567
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: act like she owned it. She acting like she owned it, Oh,

568
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 1: even though I actually owned it.

569
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 2: All right, we get it. You owned the house over

570
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 2: the house your house, Yeah, go with big whoop, big whoop.

571
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: I was always away at college, and I only visited

572
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 1: my dad's house once every couple of months during school.

573
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 1: Even then it wasn't to see Grace, but to see

574
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 1: my cousins who lived a few miles away. I downplayed

575
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 1: the fact that it was really my house, and over

576
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,919
Speaker 1: the months, I think Grace gradually forgot that she really

577
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 1: had no legal right to the house. She probably believed

578
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: that sooner or later because I never asked her for

579
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 1: any of the hundreds of thousands of my dad's dollars

580
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 1: that she now had, that I was somehow independently wealthy

581
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 1: and would just give up my house.

582
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 2: Starr, how all right? Like he's assuming a lot about

583
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 2: what this woman's thinking. What is she actually telling you?

584
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 2: What is she done?

585
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:58,199
Speaker 1: It gets better? Oh well, for with your reaction. I

586
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 1: knew i'd eventually hydro and bomb this bitch when she

587
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: started dating some new guy only five months after my

588
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: dad was in the ground. And one time I came

589
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 1: home from college after graduating, and her and her new boyfriend,

590
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 1: some sleazy looking d bag named Ivan, who is only

591
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,479
Speaker 1: a few years older than me, were acting like I

592
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: was a guest in my own house and that they

593
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: owned it.

594
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 2: Interesting.

595
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,199
Speaker 1: How are you feeling now?

596
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,959
Speaker 2: I mean five months is fast, but also they were

597
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,199
Speaker 2: only in a relationship for a year and a half.

598
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 2: That's true to me.

599
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,359
Speaker 1: The biggest red flag is that like this guy is

600
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 1: like only a few years older than her the son,

601
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:39,040
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Speaker 3: for exect offers.

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Speaker 1: Three pound Yeah, young de and I think she's like

658
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Speaker 1: in her early forties, so I guess.

659
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Speaker 2: It's not like I was single. I did a forty

660
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Speaker 2: year old. I have a friend.

661
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Speaker 1: I have a friend who's all about like the older

662
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Speaker 1: the better, Like if you're not ninety, bro.

663
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Speaker 2: Well all get out of this. I think it's kind

664
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Speaker 2: of cool. Dating someone so much older than you, because

665
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Speaker 2: then you get to, like thempirically absorb all their experience.

666
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Speaker 1: That is true, but I would just like it was

667
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Speaker 1: like that once, the one story where Op was twenty

668
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Speaker 1: five and the guy was like fifty, yeah, and all

669
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Speaker 1: of his friends were like in his fifties, And I'm.

670
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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I don't know if you like marry someone

671
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Speaker 2: that's like forty five, but dating for like a year

672
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Speaker 2: or something, right, dipping your toe in the water, Yeah,

673
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Speaker 2: dip your toe. See what it's like. See what you

674
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Speaker 2: can learn, see like, oh, like how do you do

675
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 2: dial up phones? And what? Was all like?

676
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, the important one with nom Grace told me that

677
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 1: she was gonna give away my PlayStation four to Ivan's

678
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: cousin because I'm too old to play with video games.

679
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 1: That's you gotta man, that's that's an idiot movie.

680
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's I don't know. You know, I've been

681
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 2: on Team Nurse uh because you know, I love an underdog.

682
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 2: But now now that's kind of weird, Like you don't

683
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 2: do that.

684
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 1: It's slowly, it's slowly turning back around. There's actual receipts

685
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 1: to back up.

686
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 2: Now, this is like the first receipt we had, Like

687
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 2: you've run up all whole freaking big tab yeah, big

688
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 2: freaking dab, and this is the first receipt that we've gotten.

689
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 2: Like you're you basically said like I'm gonna buy the Ferrari,

690
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna buy the house, I'm gonna buy the yacht.

691
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 2: And then you're like, okay, and I have a receipt

692
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 2: for coffee here. Yeah, like, bro, where's the receipts for

693
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 2: the Ferrari and the yacht in the house. Well, let's

694
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 2: let's see if you let's see if he adds up

695
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 2: his change here.

696
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Speaker 1: Now I don't even know this guy. You give away

697
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 1: my PS four to someone I don't know. I quickly

698
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: changed all my network passwords that same day, and then

699
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: I smiled because I knew what I had to do Eventually.

700
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: She also said that now she and Ivan were getting

701
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Speaker 1: married because I can't just mourn for your father forever.

702
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: I have to move on with my life. Wait, after

703
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: five months, it seems roughly that time quick. Okay, and

704
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: Ivan's like the twenty year old he's in. Yeah, it

705
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Speaker 1: sounds looks like Ivan's in his twenties. Yeah, does Ivan

706
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Speaker 1: have money?

707
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Speaker 2: I don't know. We are unaware of Ivan's financial sum.

708
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Speaker 2: I don't know, man. I mean that's a little quick.

709
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 2: That's a little quick. That's a little quick.

710
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Speaker 1: Another another maybe a MacBook added to the.

711
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Speaker 2: I would say. I would say, maybe not a MacBook,

712
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 2: maybe like a big mac. But there's something there. Oh

713
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 2: my gosh.

714
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 1: Then I told her I had already graduated college, secured

715
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 1: a good job with a local firm, and will soon

716
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: need to find a new place to live. She looked thrilled,

717
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: especially the part where I said I'll soon have a

718
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 1: new place to live. Then, in a patronizing way, she

719
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 1: tells me, you always have a place at our house,

720
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Speaker 1: though you're welcome to stay whenever you please, which could

721
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 1: actually which could be generous considering the actual Well.

722
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Speaker 2: There, she's living there, right, she is. But he owns

723
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 2: the house. But like that's like, bro, Like I get

724
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 2: that he owns the house. That he like feels like

725
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 2: he owns the house. But I mean, she's living there,

726
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 2: and she's basically saying like, stay here whatever you want.

727
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 2: Like it seems like she's just a genuinely nice person.

728
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: Let's see, Let's see, Sophie, Let's see, let's see what

729
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 1: the story holds now here's the kicker.

730
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Speaker 2: Okay, oh, okay, and all this is the kicker.

731
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Speaker 1: What I really said is that I will probably have

732
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: a new place in three months. She says that is

733
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 1: wonderful because she intends to go to her homeland to

734
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Speaker 1: have a wedding with Ivan and afterward have her honeymoon.

735
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: She assures me it's a local affair. Otherwise I'd invite you, honey,

736
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Speaker 1: And anyway, I know you're too busy. I congratulate her.

737
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 1: She asks me if I can watch the house for her,

738
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Speaker 1: watch my own house.

739
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 2: Sure.

740
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Speaker 1: What I really say is, of course, I will take

741
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 1: care of the house. I am careful to say, I

742
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: am careful to not say your house. Her and d

743
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: bag fiance go on their trip, and I immediately put

744
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: up advertisements in rental websites offering to lease my house.

745
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 1: I hire movers and have all of Grace's furniture and

746
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: possessions boxed up and put into a storage rental facility.

747
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 1: I retain all of my parents' furniture that they had

748
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: before they met me, and Grace locks changed all of them.

749
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: Within days. I am inundated with dozens of inquiries regarding

750
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 1: my amazing furnished house with fantastic views. I rented out

751
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: to a wonderful young lady, a barista, and his school

752
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 1: teacher wife and their two preteen children. They pay me

753
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,479
Speaker 1: their first and life last one's to sign a lease

754
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 1: for a year.

755
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 2: Bro, Hope, he just sounds like a dick. Like he's

756
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 2: just like like here this woman is this freaking widow

757
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,760
Speaker 2: living in the house that she was living in. Although

758
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 2: although Opie owns the house, she was living there. She

759
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 2: says he could be there whenever he wants. She goes

760
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,760
Speaker 2: away thinking she's going on this honeymoon, this beautiful wedding,

761
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 2: and she's gonna come back to lock doors and another

762
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,760
Speaker 2: family in it. And like Opie hasn't said anything about

763
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 2: these changes, Bro, Like o P is the a hole?

764
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 3: A hole?

765
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 2: I okay, keep going now for the new family.

766
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: I warned them about my crazy stepmom who thinks that

767
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 1: this is her house.

768
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 2: What crazy crazy step mom, Bro, she was living there.

769
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 2: You pulled the rug out under her? What?

770
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: But But I present them with con tech information to

771
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:04,399
Speaker 1: my lawyer, the same lawyer my dad retained, in case

772
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 1: they need any assurance that I'm on the level with them.

773
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,240
Speaker 1: I also gave my lawyer the information about the storage facility,

774
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:16,760
Speaker 1: including the fact that I had generously generously paid four

775
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 1: months of storage for Grace's stuff in advance, which is

776
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: a whole month longer than her honeymoon adventure.

777
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god, we're almost We're no,

778
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 2: it's pro revenge, Okay, I want to freaking I am

779
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 2: so excited to see these comments. I hope they tear

780
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 2: them to pieces.

781
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 1: I then found a great apartment in the city near

782
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: my place of work. There I met a woman in

783
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 1: a restaurant that I frequented at a night after a

784
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 1: long work We've been dating six months now and our

785
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:50,720
Speaker 1: engage should be married.

786
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 2: Wow.

787
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: Okay, so oh.

788
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 2: That's so fast to a whole month more than her

789
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 2: and Ivan ocke hyppogram bro OPI your at garbage now,

790
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 2: Grace returns. Of course he does.

791
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,800
Speaker 1: And of course Grace tried to shuriek and cause trouble

792
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,240
Speaker 1: when she realized she got kicked out of my house,

793
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 1: but my lawyer quickly shut her mouth without my having

794
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,320
Speaker 1: to ever speak to her garbage face again.

795
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 2: Good god, what did she do? From what I hear, her.

796
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: And her trash husband left the country, and I assume

797
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 1: they're blowing through my dad's money and will soon be broke,

798
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 1: like chavs usually become when they get a taste of

799
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 1: a little bit and they think they're living the good life.

800
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: So maybe Grace will go and try and exploit some

801
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,280
Speaker 1: other lonely man into giving her his money. Speaking of money,

802
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 1: the house that I rent out is generating so much

803
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 1: money that I am not only able to pay for

804
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,240
Speaker 1: my cousin's college, but I moved into a larger apartment

805
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 1: of my own together with my fiance. I love my job,

806
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 1: but really I could survive solely on renting out my

807
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: dad's old house. And to think, if Grace had only

808
00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,439
Speaker 1: been cooler and nicer.

809
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 2: Did she do? What did she? Would you be cooler

810
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 2: and nicer? She was nice the whole time. She did

811
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 2: nothing to you except the one thing that she ever

812
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 2: did was ask But she asked if she could sell

813
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 2: her his PS four? Or did he did she she

814
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 2: gave away her Pso okay, the one thing that she did,

815
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 2: and she gave away your PS four. And because she

816
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 2: gave away your PS war, you're going to just ruin

817
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 2: her whole life. Ruh, You're an adult. You don't need

818
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:31,439
Speaker 2: video games. There's one sentence left.

819
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 1: If Grace had been any cooler and nicer, I might

820
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: have let her stay at the house just to be

821
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: a good sport, and definitely if she had stayed the

822
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: heck away from my room. But no, she had to

823
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 1: act all proprietary, so I had to make her homeless

824
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: as a wedding gift.

825
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's it. OP is terrible. Oh it's terrible.

826
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 2: I want to hear the comments. I can't be the

827
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 2: only one that thinks OPI is a garbage person comment

828
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 2: number one, most of a vhoted comment.

829
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: Really, isn't that bright?

830
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 2: What do you mean isn't that bright? Cause he's being

831
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 2: a nice person. She's not thinking that this kid is

832
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 2: against her. Tell me someone's on our side here, let

833
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 2: me see see.

834
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: It's almost as if they had a checklist six months past.

835
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,959
Speaker 1: Check seems nice, check, great in bed check Now time

836
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: to get the ring.

837
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:24,240
Speaker 2: I guess she's talking about. How is no one seeing

838
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 2: through this? Probably sold the ring to what a scumbag

839
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 2: of a step mom. Dude?

840
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 1: People are on OPS side.

841
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 2: I don't understand, bro, I don't understand. I don't get it.

842
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,879
Speaker 2: This is bullshit, like like honestly, like, what are these

843
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 2: the rebit The Reddit comments are supposed to be the

844
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 2: pinnacle of veracity. They're supposed to be the supreme Court

845
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 2: judges of the universe, and they're failing us right now. Dude, Honestly,

846
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 2: you're really right.

847
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,319
Speaker 1: I was waiting till the end of the story because

848
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: I didn't know the end of the story here, but

849
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 1: you are right, Like, it's not clearly evident that the

850
00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: mom was truly that like it could it could easily

851
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,800
Speaker 1: be on Op's head. Which also, even if it is

852
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: an ope's head, he went a.

853
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 2: Little he went overboard, and I really think it's an

854
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 2: ope's head. But like, all right, this is one where

855
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 2: I really want to read the comments. Please tell me

856
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 2: what you think about this at the comments, because this

857
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 2: is like baffling to me that anyone would think that

858
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 2: Opie is in the right here. Baffling, but you know

859
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,280
Speaker 2: what is always a right move.

860
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: The subscribe guy.

861
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 2: I follow us on Spotify, on tick tock, support us

862
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 2: on Patreon with Kathy quickly and we'll see in the

863
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 2: next episode. Peace face