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Speaker 1: All that meet and greets you've been Chris Brown has a.

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Speaker 3: For free.

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Speaker 4: Experiences. Hey, hi, what's up Chicago.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll fuck un, I'll fucking I'll fucking sew your

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Speaker 4: Keep feeding you. I'm feeding you and feeding you. There

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Speaker 4: it is, there, it is.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to a phenomenal live episode of My Mama Told.

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Speaker 2: Me, the podcast when we dive deep into the pockets

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Speaker 2: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: And we finally worked to prove that Twist wraps so

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Speaker 1: fast on the song Overnight Celebrity that it opened the

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Speaker 1: speed force and replaced this dimension's Kanye West with a

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Speaker 1: weirder man who is obsessed over TwixT Bars and Hitler.

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Speaker 4: There it is. This wasn't the Kanye we had.

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Speaker 2: No, you're right, this is some strange speed demon Kanye.

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Speaker 2: We don't nobody wanted this Kanye, and we didn't ask

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Speaker 2: for him. We don't deserve him. Quite frankly, it's Twist

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Speaker 2: his fault, is what I'm saying. And I can tell

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Speaker 2: for the older folks this, it's hidden perfectly right in

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Speaker 2: your wheel Twist up top. That's how we do it.

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Speaker 1: I can tell you already feel like this was a

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Speaker 4: Ah, ladies, we can't fix that.

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Speaker 1: We're happy you're here, but but we agree you were.

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Speaker 1: You made a wrong choice. Maybe we should tell people

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Speaker 1: what the podcast is.

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Speaker 2: I should we? Yeah, I think so. I thought we

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Speaker 2: did it at the top. I mean we this is

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Speaker 2: We it's me and my friend.

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Speaker 1: We riff and talk about black conspiracy theories. Uh and

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Speaker 1: and the demons, the devils and whatnot.

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Speaker 2: That's really it. Yeah, that's very funny. You heard about

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Speaker 2: it on the radio.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 1: We're very excited you're here. This this is this place

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Speaker 1: is so cool. You guys are so cool to be here.

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Speaker 1: We like to kick these things off with our own

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Speaker 1: sort of like a palette weather situation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're trying to get you wetter, Yeah, a little

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Speaker 4: We like to start with our own conspiracy.

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Speaker 2: And it's Chicago.

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Speaker 1: We wanted to do a local favorite, and so we

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Speaker 1: went with My mama told me Michael Jordan had his

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Speaker 1: father killed this classic for us all to enjoy together.

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Speaker 2: Just a little light appetizer. We just like to open

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Speaker 2: it up with the Tinger murder.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is something I think all Chicago wands grew

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Speaker 2: It's palpatable.

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Speaker 1: I don't say that word, but yeah, yeah, it feels

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Speaker 1: like you know who did it? That's how growing up

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Speaker 2: Is this something that you had heard? I didn't hear

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's fair, fucking pre cog. What are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm with this guy. Me and this guy knew I haven't.

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't be laying in his bath to pretending

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Speaker 1: is what I said, don't do that. That woman is free, finally,

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Speaker 1: Be nice to not know what Terry Crews really is?

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Speaker 1: Come on, you know what I mean, Like, we we

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Speaker 4: But now we know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't need to know what he's addicted to.

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Speaker 2: By the way, we're all kind of addicted to porn.

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Speaker 4: Grow up.

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Speaker 2: What do you think you're special? Yeah, that's your addiction

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Speaker 4: I always forget that what sapp is on my phone.

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Speaker 2: Damn, what s happened is whatever that we're not talking about.

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Speaker 2: The point of this conspiracy that always seem crazy to

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Speaker 2: me is I was always under the belief that the

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Speaker 2: majority of Michael Jordan's gambling debt was via golfing, which

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Speaker 2: makes me feel like he was gambling interpersonally with people

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Speaker 2: he knew, not necessarily through like a mafia. Like he

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Speaker 2: He was just like Hersy Hopkins. I bet I could

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Speaker 2: owed money to Muggsy Bogues, not the mafia.

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Speaker 4: It is, But that's not the point of this podcast.

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Speaker 1: He say wild things, and we hold ourselves accountable.

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Speaker 2: Never It's really a great combo.

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Speaker 1: That part of the reason he lost his ownership of

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Speaker 2: Which on the other side of that transaction, what a

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Speaker 2: He's kind of like the Michael Jordan of book.

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Speaker 5: I imagine the day he found out. He went home,

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Speaker 5: like Lorraine, I believe this a lot is gonna change

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Speaker 2: I didn't even know that. Bruno, he has an indefinite

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's the one. Yeah, twenty four carry. He has

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Speaker 1: imagine if I started betting on horses. My horse is backwards?

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 2: The weird thing is, I think you would really enjoy

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Speaker 1: I think there's such a big emotional moral wrestling that

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Speaker 2: Oh, you don't like to watch animals race?

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Speaker 1: The abuse? They didn't want that, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: They didn't want a little dude on their back yelling

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Speaker 4: None of us do.

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Speaker 2: tell you, And this is fascinating.

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Speaker 1: I had never actually looked up any of the real

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Speaker 1: I think I just understood that Michael Jordan was supposedly meant,

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Speaker 2: Was it legitimate? So wasn't it on the side of

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Speaker 1: The theory was that he or at least what got

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Speaker 2: He shot him dead. No, I don't understand what that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the report of missing for three weeks and then

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Speaker 4: Is the craziest fucking part.

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Speaker 1: Including a hoarded phone call. The first phone call that

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Speaker 2: This goes all the way to the top, do you

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Speaker 1: This is a Bill Clinton yo fucking conspiracy more than

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Speaker 2: I can't go that far with you. That was crazy,

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Speaker 2: but it does seem like foul play. This, This is

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Speaker 2: a this whole story is terribly sad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can tell you worse stuff inside of it,

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Speaker 2: I think you better. Okay, I feel like we got

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Speaker 2: and it's not about murder. Uh one of the dudes.

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Speaker 1: Uh, They the two dudes who supposedly killed him, grew

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Speaker 2: Other, not like, no, I'm trying to find the silver.

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Speaker 4: I got nothing.

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Speaker 1: But then one of the dudes basically blamed his friend,

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Speaker 4: When he got shot.

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Speaker 1: Moreover, he had a witness who claimed she was with

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Speaker 4: God damn, Michael is a wild boy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what the gatorade do for you.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what to make of I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't feel that, And I should be clear, I

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Speaker 1: And it's like, we gotta we're gonna have to create

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we gotta run a triangle offense.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you kidd killed properly. I yeah, I guess then

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Speaker 2: it's possible.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't know anything about James Jordan either. I can't

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Speaker 2: in anything. Well, he wore that hat, so you know something.

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Speaker 2: Come on, man, come on, you know he was you know,

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Speaker 2: he was out here. Come on, man, I'm about three

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Speaker 2: My damn.

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Speaker 1: So should we bring out a No, we have one

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we have one more game. It is funny because

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Speaker 2: in this picture you can tell those red eyes running

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Speaker 2: the family. All right, all right, let's do the one.

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Speaker 1: We have a we have a brand new game that

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Speaker 1: we've we've never played. We played it once and we

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Speaker 2: What okay in DC.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll find out if it works for you all.

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Speaker 2: This is a fun game.

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Speaker 1: It's called America's fuck Shittiest Home Videos.

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Speaker 2: It feels like he took that picture for us. I'll

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Speaker 1: The way this game works is we we've found some uh,

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Speaker 2: This evening will.

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Speaker 1: Often stop in the middle of the video to to

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Speaker 2: That'll that'll be the gist of it. Here we go

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Speaker 4: Proof that we all have been finessed by the governments.

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Speaker 6: So how did the government trick in finesse us to

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 6: What you mean by that? For example? Right, I believe

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Speaker 6: But how did the government make us pay for land

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Speaker 2: WHOA, come on?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: What So let's say you bought a house and you

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Speaker 2: To live in your own own fuck.

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Speaker 6: You right, and get this part your own car.

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Speaker 1: I like that part a lot. I like that because

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Speaker 2: Do you ever notice that some of these hotel videos

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Speaker 4: I thought you said we make eight fifty in our

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Speaker 1: Right, somebody's taken something.

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: I but I am tracking with him because I also

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Speaker 4: Okay, you're not off board.

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Speaker 2: With him, I'm not off board. I don't love the

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Speaker 2: it's two messages he's getting he's build into something.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, no, I'm hearing you. You're saying he's building this.

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Speaker 2: No, I think that these are two separate things, and

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Speaker 2: it's just poor presentation. Okay, who is is there? It's

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Speaker 2: he didn't. He didn't like yo, like this is demon

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Speaker 6: You wrong because I technically do own my car. I

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Speaker 2: Good for him, That's why it was pretty good. I

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Continue, Yeah, I just thought you you know, I'm thirty

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Speaker 2: At this point, I don't know why you insist on

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Speaker 6: To use your car. We call that insurance. You pay

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Speaker 6: I'm being bamboozle.

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Speaker 2: Bro Hold no, no, no, no, let us stray.

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Speaker 6: Let me hear more.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 6: Now, when we go to work, right before we get paid,

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Speaker 6: who get paid the government?

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Speaker 6: So get this, the government takes money out of our

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Speaker 2: That's why I get confused.

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Speaker 1: I like, there's, for sure, there's stuff that we pay

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Speaker 2: That's because you don't rent to own. You're not because

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Speaker 4: Real cool.

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Speaker 2: I didn't realize that made me an oligarch, but I

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Speaker 2: see now I'm I'm part.

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Speaker 4: Of the problem. I'm a proletariat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's really confused about about I.

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Speaker 2: Don't think he's confused. I just don't. There's no he's not.

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Speaker 2: He's not giving me anything new yet this feels to

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Speaker 2: be very well. Let's let's hear him out, because he's

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Speaker 6: If I buy your house and pay it off, I

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Speaker 6: If I buy a car, I have to pay the

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Speaker 2: Might as well not get a job.

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Speaker 1: This is feeling like a real fucked up version of

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Speaker 4: He's like, I'm just a bom. I guess I'm only

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Speaker 1: should have carried me out of here as the greatest

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Speaker 1: music comedian of all time. But instead the ladies stayed

446
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Speaker 1: where they were, still mad at us for our shenanigans.

447
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Speaker 2: I think maybe you're playing out your inner feelings. I

448
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Speaker 2: think they were just sitting having a good time. Let's okay,

449
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Speaker 2: let's keep going.

450
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Speaker 4: Okay. Oh wow, I ruined it all right, fuck it

451
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Speaker 4: all right.

452
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Speaker 2: That's a pretty good video.

453
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Speaker 4: That was a good video.

454
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Speaker 2: I do like it. I do like seeing a guy

455
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Speaker 2: come to epiphanies in the car. Yeah it's nice.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he worked it out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is kind of how all of our segments end.

458
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,919
Speaker 2: We're finding our footing on the live show. Yeah, it's good, though.

459
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 1: The transitions were really counting on y'all to fix this.

460
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Speaker 1: Just when you want us to stop, just start screaming.

461
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we'll be like, ah, yeah, we should move on.

462
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 2: This is a problem with writing on stage.

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Speaker 1: My mama told me Presents the Start to Steal Tour.

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Speaker 1: We're very excited about it. Yeah, I'm not about to

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Speaker 1: bite my tongue. We want to sell it out and

466
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Speaker 1: the dates are coming up fast, and so if you

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Speaker 1: live in one of these areas, we want you to

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Speaker 1: buy your tickets now. It's all available on our instagrams,

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Speaker 1: on our websites, on our link tree. We'll be in

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Speaker 1: Atlanta on Halloween, October thirty first, November one, We're in Houston,

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Speaker 1: November two, Austin, November third, Dallas. We're in Brooklyn on

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Speaker 1: November seventh. We're in Somerville, Massachusetts. It's Boston, Bitch, get

473
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Speaker 1: over it. November eighth, November tenth, we're in Philly. November seventeenth,

474
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Speaker 1: we're in San Francisco. We want y'all to come out.

475
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Speaker 1: We want y'all to kick it. We will be doing

476
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Speaker 1: our coveted live show with special guests, with just me

477
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,679
Speaker 1: and David. Depending on the city, it'll be a great time.

478
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 4: All that meet and greets.

479
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 2: You've been Chris Brown has a good meet and greet.

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Speaker 4: Bro Let's be clear.

481
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 3: I'll take a weird picture with you for free.

482
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Speaker 1: We have a phenomenal guest that is gonna join us.

483
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Speaker 1: We have a couple guests, but our first guests. He's

484
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:48,919
Speaker 1: so fucking talented, funny, all the shit. You've seen him

485
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 1: on South Side, You've seen him on Chicago PD. You

486
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 1: know him from his amazing work as a poet, a performer,

487
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: just sort of a brilliant dude.

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Speaker 4: Give it up for La Royce.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, how y'all feel Yeah?

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00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 4: Why? Okay, go ahead, No this nigga come up here strong.

491
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Speaker 2: One too.

492
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 4: I'm working on mine. No, I ain't gonna hold you

493
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 4: a lot more people than it sound like from the beast.

494
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Speaker 2: Okay, damn that hurts. Yeah, that was not.

495
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Speaker 4: I didn't like how that felt out loud. I thought

496
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 4: it was pretty uproarious. I apologize.

497
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 7: I didn't know that was gonna land on you like that.

498
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 2: He's very sensitive.

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Speaker 1: It's my way, uh, Lroy's. We're really happy your year.

500
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: We have a game, want to play with you. But

501
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: before we play the game, I'm curious how conspiratorial are

502
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 1: you or do you consider yourself a conspiracy theorist.

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00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 7: I understand conspiracies, but I always mean I adhere to conspiracies.

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00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 2: I'll take that.

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00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying. Yah, I'm the type that

506
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 7: I know how to. I'm listening and I see why

507
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 7: you can say that. But you know what I mean,

508
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 7: I don't. I don't lean in enough. You know what

509
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 7: I'm saying to take heat.

510
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Speaker 2: You don't. You don't get swept away.

511
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Speaker 1: And yeah, like I see why you're wrong, but go ahead,

512
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: it should thought.

513
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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna interrupt you, right right.

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00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 7: Right, yeah, yeah, I've had interest in experiences with conspiracy theorists.

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00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah, expand on that you sure?

516
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 4: Yeah?

517
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Speaker 2: Please?

518
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 4: Brother.

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00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 1: We talked about Michael jordan daddy. We can do whatever

520
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Speaker 1: we want now and.

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Speaker 7: That's one Okay, Michael Jordan, my humbed opinion, could do

522
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:07,719
Speaker 7: no wrong. His daddy. I never met him, so so

523
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 7: you know what I'm saying. I don't know, but but no, man,

524
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 7: And you know I knew of conspiracy theories in college.

525
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 2: Right right right? Right? You doing now?

526
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 7: I told you I knew him in college.

527
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Speaker 2: Made it to college.

528
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 7: He made to college, but he didn't get that far.

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Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying he believe in his conspiracy

530
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 7: so much he off the shelf. God damn, yeah, I

531
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Speaker 7: didn't mean to get that dark.

532
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Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna be like a funny story about

533
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 2: somebody sent at the party. And honestly, that's on you

534
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 2: because he warns you that's true. That's true.

535
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 4: He said, brother, are you sure?

536
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: And you said, man, shut up and tell the story.

537
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 4: Step on that week ship and get to the beat.

538
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 7: That's exactly how I felt. I felt like, Okay, transparency,

539
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 7: I understand. I appreciate you for doing it, though. Thank you. No, man,

540
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 7: I'm gonna keep real with y'all. Man, I appreciate y'all,

541
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 7: and thank you for having me for real.

542
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: We're excited. This is gonna be so fun. We have

543
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: a brand new game that we want to play with you.

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00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: It's a fun game that we call. That's it hero

545
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 1: a Hotel. Oh, that's the game.

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00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 7: He rolle a Hotel.

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00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 1: It's a thin line. It's a thin line. The rules

548
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 1: of the game are simple. I am going to read

549
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: you a quote, a famous quote from either a hero

550
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: or a hotel, and it is your job to decide

551
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 1: if that quote comes from a hero or a hotel.

552
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm playing with you. It can be okay, Okay.

553
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 2: David also doesn't know these.

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Speaker 7: Quotes, but question before we lean in. Yeah, are the

555
00:31:55,520 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 7: opinions about he rolls a hotel subjective? Because if a

556
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 7: hotep to you is a hero of mine.

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00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 2: Brother, that's the basis of the entire game.

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00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, it's great.

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00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 2: It sounds like you get it.

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00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay.

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00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 1: First quote, if you get pregnant by a man over fifty,

562
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Speaker 1: the baby will come out a hero fifty zero hero

563
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:30,479
Speaker 1: right away?

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Speaker 4: Are you listening to me?

565
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: If you have a baby with a senior citizen, your

566
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: baby will come out a senior citizen. His head will

567
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: be bulked, his hides will already be big, he will

568
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: have bags.

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Speaker 4: Under his eyes, some of his teeth will never grow.

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00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 4: He will be coming out asking for a black and mile.

571
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 1: That baby will come out asking for a shot of Hennessy.

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00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: Don't have babies with the man over fifty. The sperm

573
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 1: is old and damage. Why would you have a biagara baby?

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Speaker 1: It's a genius, gentlemen, your thought. I also am firmly

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Speaker 1: in the hero camp.

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00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 2: This man is clearly a visionary that we need man

577
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 2: or woman. I don't know who said it.

578
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 7: No, no, I mean hero man, Like, come on now,

579
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 7: this this is advice that you can really only get

580
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 7: from the uncle in your life that cares about you

581
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 7: dearly and deeply.

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Speaker 2: It is so forged in the fire, right right right.

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00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 7: So I'm gonna tell you what I'm looking for as

584
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 7: I do my best and decipher the situations. Heroes have empathy.

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Speaker 2: Mm.

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00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:46,239
Speaker 7: Yes, this person sounds like they empathize.

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00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 4: With whoever they're talking to.

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00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 2: That's true.

589
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 4: That's the quality of a hero.

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00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 2: I'll say this, that.

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00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: Is rooting for her in this he does quote it

592
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: comes from a good place, and that is that is

593
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 1: speaks to the hero of it all.

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00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 2: I'm from both of your hero hero as well. Okay,

595
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 2: here we go, Doctor.

596
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:09,800
Speaker 4: Umar, John Euan.

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Speaker 9: I want to say for the record, this game is

598
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 9: a fucking setup by like state this shit happened in DC,

599
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:21,320
Speaker 9: and I know it's gonna happen about Selis. He's pushing

600
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 9: his rhetoric. Who's paying you?

601
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 7: Doctor Umar is like on record to be the most

602
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 7: modern contemporary HOTEP we had.

603
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the star.

604
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:37,439
Speaker 4: Right.

605
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 2: That's the difficult part about this game is now you

606
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 2: have to wrestle with all that stuff you just said

607
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 2: about him versus the reveal. Is he a hero to you?

608
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 2: Or is he a hotep? Now? Yeah, it gets complicated.

609
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 2: It's very hard, nah.

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00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 7: I mean, if to be honest with you, if I'm

611
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 7: at a barbecue and Doctor Umar pulls up to me

612
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 7: and he gives his suggestion about senior citizens and how

613
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 7: they pro create, I'm gonna consider it as a heroic conversation.

614
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 2: I couldn't agree more.

615
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,319
Speaker 7: For real, man, Like, I mean, come on, now, you

616
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 7: gotta contextually is also what I'm gonna be thinking about

617
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 7: as well. Definitely, you know what I'm saying, because he

618
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 7: rose in Hoteps find themselves in different situations.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, if Doctor Umar pulls up, he's

620
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: gonna put on a show. You know what I mean

621
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: that half the half the people I talked to at

622
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: a barbecue suck. It's the most boring conversation you could

623
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 1: possibly get stuck in. But there ain't no way you

624
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 1: feel that way. If Doctor Umar, He's gonna change the

625
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 1: game for you.

626
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 4: So yeah, you gotta you gotta be happy when he's there.

627
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 7: Let me ask you this question. Yeah, imagine this picture

628
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 7: of doctor Umar pulled up and he didn't have on

629
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 7: the dashiki, But a.

630
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 2: Cape honestly evokes the same feelings.

631
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 4: You know.

632
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 7: This man, and I believe it.

633
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 4: He's looking good.

634
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 1: He got it, Okay, next morning. I like mugs because

635
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: they're very comfortable in your hand, and they hold hot

636
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 1: things that you don't have to touch.

637
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 2: So you know, coffee, hot tea, that's all of it.

638
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,479
Speaker 1: That's it, that's all I got.

639
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 2: This is complicated because here's what this says to me.

640
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 2: This is a person who regularly gets up early to

641
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 2: drink hot beverages, right because you do that in the morning.

642
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 2: So this is somewhat of a responsible person in the

643
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 2: way that I would think a hero would be. Overall,

644
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, hero, okay, you're really unpacking this.

645
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 7: No, no, no, you know why I'm not gonna say

646
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 7: hero okay, because the hero isn't uncomfortable will hold him

647
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:03,760
Speaker 7: very hot things.

648
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 2: That's not fair. I'm just saying, bro, every hero has

649
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 2: a high heat tolerance. That's crazy. I mean, Spider Man,

650
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 2: that sensitive skin. We don't know that.

651
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 4: I apologize, but listen to me.

652
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 7: And this is a shameless plug, but my first responding

653
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 7: friends that work on Chicago Fire every.

654
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 2: Wednesday night at a Oh oh yeah, hell yeah, hell right.

655
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 7: They ain't scared of the hot things. They run toward

656
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 7: hot objects, the hotter, the faster. So I'm going hotel.

657
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 1: Hotel, Wow, Sensitivevan's hotel.

658
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:38,399
Speaker 2: And you're saying hero.

659
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: I think it's a hero just because they have a

660
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: drink in the morning. Yep, that's all he said. That's

661
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: how I feel.

662
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 2: He was like, they probably have coffee. That's a hero

663
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 2: to me. I think the working man is a hero.

664
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 2: I don't know if I likes it.

665
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 4: Demi Levado, I don't understand. To be honest, she didn't either.

666
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 4: I'm right, I am right. You were right. If her

667
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 4: daddy is.

668
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 2: Black, I think that's some kind of a stray white.

669
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 4: She's just okay.

670
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 2: I think she got Kardashian.

671
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: She sort of started in the era of black fishing

672
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 1: and kept it.

673
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:26,799
Speaker 4: Going for a little while.

674
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, all right, all right, wait, so which one

675
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 2: is it? Though?

676
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 4: I don't know you did that at the last answer,

677
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 4: You want me to call that a hero?

678
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,959
Speaker 2: No way, You're right, it's about the journey, all right.

679
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: So I woke up late one night to go to

680
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: the bathroom and slip down and bust my head against

681
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: the damn tub and went right back to sleep, not

682
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: knowing I had broke my damn neck. Y'all know why

683
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 1: I ain't even know that ship because I sleep in

684
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: a pitch black room. That's how that Melani kick in.

685
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 1: Y'all niggas need to sleep in complete darkest.

686
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,280
Speaker 4: Stop being afraid of the damn dark.

687
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 7: Not only is it that a hero, but I know

688
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 7: specifically what hero it is. You know whoa It sounded

689
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 7: like Batman after long night of drink. Context clue.

690
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 2: Wait, no, walk me through the context clues.

691
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:41,959
Speaker 7: Please the context clue. So I wake up late one night, Yeah,

692
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:42,839
Speaker 7: go to.

693
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 10: The bathroom, classic Batman after the bad signal. Okay, okay,

694
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 10: but imagine Batman just got the bad signal, but he

695
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 10: just woke up, got.

696
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:58,239
Speaker 7: A pee, gotta pee, slip down and he busts.

697
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 4: His head against the damn tub.

698
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 7: Which is evidence that he was in the bathroom, and

699
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,720
Speaker 7: we went right back to sleep.

700
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 2: I like that. You think he could have been lying.

701
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: Halfway through this first sentence, he was like, A you

702
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 1: weren't in the bathroom, how Batman?

703
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:16,800
Speaker 4: Your But now we know what kind of bathroom it was.

704
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,320
Speaker 7: It was obviously a full bath.

705
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think Bruce Wayne has a half bath, right.

706
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 2: He's rich as hell, He's riches hell.

707
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 4: So so.

708
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 7: He went right back to sleep, ye, not knowing he

709
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 7: had broken his damn neck. Makes sense to me. Kind

710
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 7: of seen a few Batman demonstrations.

711
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:48,320
Speaker 2: No, no, what does that mean? What does that mean?

712
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 4: Demonstration? You mean?

713
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 2: I mean just crazy?

714
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 4: And I appreciate y'all. But we've seen you have you've

715
00:40:59,200 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 4: seen him.

716
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 7: We've seen them in some scuffles.

717
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 2: Oh, you're saying in the shows, probably.

718
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 4: Few things without knowing just kept going.

719
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 2: You made it. Tell her you something sober crime.

720
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 1: Well, it feels like he came to your school to

721
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 1: speak at like an assembly.

722
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 2: He's like, I be whooping ass like this. I'll be

723
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 2: whooping ass like that.

724
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 4: I apologize.

725
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:31,720
Speaker 7: I substitute the word demonstrations into situations that can mean anything. Sometimes.

726
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 2: No, I like that. I'm gonna pretend like I do

727
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 2: that tomorrow.

728
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:39,280
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, But this is how I knows him, because

729
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 7: I sleep in a pitch black room.

730
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: M classic Batman.

731
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 7: That's how that Melanie kick in.

732
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: Not the Batman I know personally, that's not the one

733
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 1: I'm familiar with. But maybe you know a different Batman

734
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 1: than I do.

735
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 7: I mean, as young black men, we've all imagined Black.

736
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 4: Batman more times than I could count.

737
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying. So I think this is Black

738
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,760
Speaker 7: Batman talking to us from a very vulnerable place.

739
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 2: I like that.

740
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 4: So Hero, Hero, bory because that is good.

741
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:27,760
Speaker 7: That is good advice. But also, hold on, y'all, niggas

742
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 7: need to sleep in complete darkness. Stop being afraid of

743
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 7: a damn dark.

744
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 1: I'll say this if he right followed that with I

745
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:38,439
Speaker 1: am the night.

746
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 4: It is Batman. That is pretty much Batman.

747
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,240
Speaker 7: So when you when he says sleep in complete darkness,

748
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,399
Speaker 7: you think that means with no lights on? Yes?

749
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, what are you think of?

750
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 2: Men?

751
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 7: I just think about when I'm sleep and it's dark anyway.

752
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 2: You know.

753
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 4: I give your eyes a close.

754
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 2: But there's degrees to the darkness behind your eyes, right right,

755
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 2: Going to sleep in the daytime the lighter.

756
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 7: That's what they call a day dream.

757
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're back.

758
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 4: I've enjoyed myself with a day dreamer too. So no,

759
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 4: I feel you.

760
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 7: I feel you. You're right, But what you think.

761
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,439
Speaker 2: I don't know. This is tough because I was afraid

762
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,280
Speaker 2: of the dark for a long time, So it feels

763
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 2: like this guy's yelling at me. I mean, I guess

764
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,839
Speaker 2: I understand the advice and that, like you need solitude

765
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 2: and like to shut down everything and not have your

766
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 2: phones and whatnot. I don't know. I guess hero all right,

767
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 2: just because there's nothing inherently that seems bad about this

768
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,080
Speaker 2: to me, right, Like I don't see anything.

769
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 4: All right.

770
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 1: Well, it's famed Hotep Bobby him in God dammit, Bobby

771
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 1: Himmtt said that you.

772
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 2: Didn't have to use that picture, thoughtman, the very heroic.

773
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 4: Here about to be the white man's ass.

774
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 2: That's the biggest turquoise ring I've ever seen.

775
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 7: I had to come with his whtep start a kid. Yeah, damn,

776
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 7: you're right, and you know that to day give away

777
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 7: it was a Hotep. It was obviously used to the

778
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 7: word yeah.

779
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 2: I was surprised that you were skirting that.

780
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 4: I thought you were going to address it. Now.

781
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,919
Speaker 2: I think Batman says that.

782
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 1: He doesn't have any other rule besides not shooting a

783
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: gun everything else. He's like, nah, I'll do that, I'll

784
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:58,359
Speaker 1: break a leg. I'll call you a nigga. I don't

785
00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 1: give a fuck.

786
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 4: I am justice, I am just it.

787
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:11,760
Speaker 7: Death isn't get away with as much as you want. Damn.

788
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, that one got me Occasionally.

789
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 2: One of the things I've used on the Google is

790
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 2: to pull up maps. It's very interesting to see.

791
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,399
Speaker 1: I forgot the name of the program, but you get

792
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 1: the satellite and you can you can like I kind

793
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 1: of like to look at the ranch. It reminds me

794
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 1: of where I want to be sometimes.

795
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:36,720
Speaker 2: Okay, I think that this is a HOTEP just because

796
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 2: of their general aversion to technology and actual facts. But

797
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 2: there's a ranch, which is confusing. Okay, get the rash,

798
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,240
Speaker 2: but this person is not at the ranch. There's somewhere else.

799
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 2: Pulling up Google Maps.

800
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 7: Because I know how you get down yep. A part

801
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 7: of me wants to asine that this is a hero,

802
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 7: but it's hard because I'm not sure what hero uses

803
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 7: Google Maps.

804
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,439
Speaker 2: Wow, are you an Apple Maps guy?

805
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 7: No? But most of my heroes know where they're going.

806
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 1: Ah, silly me, my dumb ass be confused, And now

807
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 1: I get it.

808
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 7: That's also yeah, I'm I'm a I'm perplexed, which is

809
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 7: a HOTEP word. I'm going I'm going hotel.

810
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 2: Hotep two hoteps. Yeah, I think HOTEP as well.

811
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:52,919
Speaker 1: All right, Well, it's George W. Bush, former President George W.

812
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 4: Bush.

813
00:46:56,640 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 2: Are we correct? I feel like, listen you you didn't

814
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 2: call him a euro? I think you win. That's the

815
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 2: picture of Martin's CORRELLI.

816
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 7: That's wild. That's wild because by definition, George W. Bush

817
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:36,320
Speaker 7: might be a hotel, you know, because no progress, only problems, big.

818
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,280
Speaker 2: Words, no progress.

819
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 7: Damn George W.

820
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 2: Google maps.

821
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 7: Remember remember when George W. Was the president?

822
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, we thought that was as bad as we.

823
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 4: Thought that was bad. How bad we thought.

824
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 1: That he paints He seems like a decent man.

825
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 7: Especially.

826
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:02,399
Speaker 4: Yeah's the joke.

827
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 1: If I was the president of the good old USA,

828
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 1: I turned the churches into strip clubs and watched the

829
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 1: whole world pray.

830
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 2: I think he's trying to trick us on this one,

831
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:23,319
Speaker 2: because there's an obvious first answer, which is a hero.

832
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 4: I'm hearing hotep from the crowd.

833
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 7: To be honest with you, I think it's both. I

834
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 7: think it's both because I almost know exactly who this

835
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:45,839
Speaker 7: person is, Superman. I wouldn't be surprised if this quote came.

836
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 7: Do you do you cannot.

837
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 2: Gonna keep going. I don't have anything.

838
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 7: That sounded like killer Mike.

839
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,240
Speaker 4: WHOA Wow?

840
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 7: It does and it is.

841
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 4: It's hard to classify Killing Mike as.

842
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: He both somebody middle of the sentence was like, yeah, right, if.

843
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 4: You put it, if it is killer Mike, support me.

844
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,800
Speaker 4: He is both hero and Hotels.

845
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 2: Yes, the definition, the definition if that, if.

846
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,359
Speaker 4: That's him, But it sounds like some shiit Killer Michael.

847
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: Say, you're going, you're going, it's in the middle, but

848
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 1: you've identified the person. Are you comfortable with that decision?

849
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 1: Are you guys want to lock this in together?

850
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'll go with you on this one.

851
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: I think that's kid right, it's a white killer Mike,

852
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: Kid Rob God, Sorry fellas you uh you lose that round?

853
00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 7: Wow. Wow, that's the biggest surprise slash disappointment of the day.

854
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 2: That's heartbreaking.

855
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 7: Yeah.

856
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 4: I really wanted that to be Killing Mike.

857
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I guarantee Killer Mike said some shit like

858
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: that somewhere.

859
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 4: But Kid Rock is the white killer Mike.

860
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:22,720
Speaker 2: Keep going, keep going?

861
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 7: Are you sure?

862
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 4: Yeah?

863
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 2: I need you to.

864
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 7: I'm just saying like he's not the Kid Rock is

865
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 7: the white Killer Mike in the sense that he's just

866
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 7: the white version of the same thing as Killer Mike

867
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 7: cares about. Right, he has Killer Mike energy towards the

868
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 7: ship he really does care about, which is cops, cops.

869
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:49,800
Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying, Yeah, white, white enhancements and achievements.

870
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:55,280
Speaker 7: You know, in the same way Killer Mike rock with us, Right,

871
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 7: he rocked with everybody that's not us. Dang, don't kid. Right,

872
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 7: that's a hard quote though, That's the thing. It is

873
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 7: a good quote, and it rhymes.

874
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 4: It's poetic.

875
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 2: Is that one of his songs? Is that what is

876
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 2: saying in some one of his songs? Yeah? I thought

877
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 2: his music was different than that.

878
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 1: You know what I did not this whole time. I

879
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: was like, na, that's what he thinks about.

880
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 7: You know, it would have helped us out if we

881
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 7: would have known exactly what kind of strip clubs he

882
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 7: was referring to.

883
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 2: That's a very good point because, yeah.

884
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 7: Because I heard strip club automatically, I started thinking about textures.

885
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 2: We would magic City. I thought the whole state of.

886
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 7: Texas, which I was Killer Michael vout for as well.

887
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 1: Right, But you're saying if he said I turned the

888
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 1: churches into flat booty strip clubs, Dad giveaway, big giveaway,

889
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: and watched the whole world pray Catholic style.

890
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd be like, I know what that was. I

891
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:06,320
Speaker 4: would have been like, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

892
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:07,320
Speaker 1: LORI sawkins everybody.

893
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, bro, man, that was broken. I appreciate y'all too.

894
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 7: Y'all keep enjoying y'all sales time.

895
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 2: Enough for my big hommy.

896
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:21,839
Speaker 1: That was cool as ship.

897
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was amazing. Always feels like you're playing that

898
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 2: game at me, Like.

899
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you come up with a game you can

900
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 1: prank me with, I'll let you take the joystick.

901
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:36,359
Speaker 2: Don't mind it's coming all right. Damn, how'd you find

902
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 2: that quote?

903
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:38,400
Speaker 4: Buddie?

904
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 2: My algorithm is sick. The things I look at every day.

905
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:50,359
Speaker 1: It's not even that they're like individually vile, it's the combination.

906
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 2: It's Oh, it's like a tapestry.

907
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, the mixture is like, oh, bro, you gotta work

908
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: on you.

909
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 4: This is bad.

910
00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:59,720
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to look at that kind of stuff

911
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: next to that kind of stuff.

912
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:03,399
Speaker 2: That is a big problem with mine, as well as

913
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 2: it's like the proximity to the other things.

914
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't even know me, Internet, but yet you

915
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:10,399
Speaker 1: know me the worst, do you know what I mean?

916
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's bad.

917
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 2: My mama told me.

918
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: Presents the start to Steal Tour. We're very excited about it. Yeah,

919
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 1: I'm not about to bite my tongue. We want to

920
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,840
Speaker 1: sell it out and the dates are coming up fast,

921
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 1: and so if you live in one of these areas,

922
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 1: we want you to buy your tickets now. It's all

923
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 1: available on our instagrams, on our websites, on our link tree.

924
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 1: We'll be in Atlanta on Halloween, October thirty first. November one,

925
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 1: We're in Houston, November two, Austin, November three, Dallas. We're

926
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:52,359
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn on November seventh. We're in Somerville, Massachusetts. It's Boston, bitch,

927
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:56,280
Speaker 1: get over it. November eighth, November tenth, we're in Philly.

928
00:53:56,520 --> 00:54:00,160
Speaker 1: November seventeenth, we're in San Francisco. We want y'all to

929
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: come out. We want y'all to kick it. We will

930
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: be doing our coveted live show with special guests, with

931
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 1: just me and David. Depending on the city, it'll be

932
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 1: a great time.

933
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 4: All that meet and greets you've been.

934
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,360
Speaker 2: Chris Brown has a good meet and greet.

935
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 3: Bro Let's be clear, I'll take a weird picture with

936
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:23,240
Speaker 3: you for free.

937
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 2: Anyway.

938
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: Our next guest, she's so she's so funny.

939
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really I'm really excited to have her back.

940
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: We've talked about it. She did an episode with us

941
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:36,840
Speaker 1: probably what a a year ago.

942
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:37,399
Speaker 7: Or something like that.

943
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, here, well episode here, But then we had her

944
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:43,880
Speaker 1: on the podcast, and David and I always refer to

945
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:46,439
Speaker 1: it as one of our favorite episodes we've ever had.

946
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:49,359
Speaker 1: She's just so phenomenally funny. She was on South Side.

947
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:52,360
Speaker 1: She acts, she writes, she sings, she performed, She is

948
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 1: a comedian of all of everything.

949
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 2: She's amazing.

950
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: Give it up for Mary Lee, everybody.

951
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:11,399
Speaker 11: Yeah, hey, hey, you.

952
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:16,720
Speaker 12: Guys made the right choice. Your opinions are all correct.

953
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:23,920
Speaker 1: We're so happy your ear. I'm bad you're back. They

954
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:24,839
Speaker 1: didn't react at all.

955
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do it again. I'm bad. Show some goddamn

956
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 4: respect around here. After I was already insulted backstage.

957
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 2: Oh what happened?

958
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 12: They were talking about old people born from old spur.

959
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,919
Speaker 4: Oh my daddy was sixty.

960
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,759
Speaker 2: One, right, I forgot about that.

961
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 4: You didn't learn how to walk? I was thirty. I'm

962
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 4: so feeble.

963
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:55,280
Speaker 2: Fuck were you bald? Were you a bald?

964
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 7: Baby?

965
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 12: I had no edges for like eighteen months, but plenty middle.

966
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:06,399
Speaker 4: Okay, I was born a rock. I have plenty of Middle.

967
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:08,720
Speaker 1: I would be put that as a quote on your book.

968
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:11,240
Speaker 4: Plenty Middle Middle.

969
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,759
Speaker 1: We have a we have a classic game that we

970
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 1: want to play with you. It's our favorite game that

971
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 1: we get to play on the tour.

972
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 2: It's a game called Quid pro quote. Ho whoa Okay,

973
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:26,359
Speaker 2: I think you remember that picture of.

974
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 4: I'm extremely offended by it.

975
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 2: Oh, somebody say, wait, do we need to explain what

976
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 2: this picture is this?

977
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:38,280
Speaker 12: I'm pretty sure everybody needs an explanation from him directly though.

978
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:42,560
Speaker 4: We can't tell you what the fuck happened. Oh that's

979
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:44,799
Speaker 4: crazy because we got him here. Tyrese, come on out.

980
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:52,400
Speaker 12: He and a man crying. That's not fun, that's amazing.

981
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 2: He goes through a lot. The way this game works, David,

982
00:56:58,120 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 2: you you explain it better than I do. I think

983
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:02,400
Speaker 2: you actually do explain it better. I'm sorry.

984
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:06,319
Speaker 1: We're gonna present you with two options, two scenarios, two

985
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 1: beautiful opportunities that might exist in the world. But each

986
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 1: one of those options comes with a condiction condition, a condiction.

987
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 1: You gotta have it if you're gonna play the game.

988
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 1: We're gonna present you the options. You decide if one

989
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 1: is worth the other. You understand, man, it's a trade off.

990
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 1: It's it's an exchange. You're you're being presented with I'm ready, guys, Okay,

991
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 1: here we go, David.

992
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 2: It's all you lift, every voice and sing becomes a

993
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 2: national anthem for all Americans. But Taylor Swift sings it's

994
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 2: to open the next five.

995
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 4: Super Bowl Immediately, not worth it.

996
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:51,920
Speaker 12: Immediately, we already got our black national anthem is wipe

997
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 12: me Down.

998
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

999
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 2: I would go to war for wipe me Down.

1000
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 4: Steal me up as.

1001
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 1: I like the idea of those YouTube videos where the

1002
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 1: soldiers come back, but wipe me Down is playing in

1003
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:27,280
Speaker 1: the Are you surprised your daughter in school?

1004
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 2: Now?

1005
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 1: The dog is freaking out trying to steal. There was

1006
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 1: more to this one, but I think you've already decided.

1007
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 1: It also becomes a theme to a very popular mayonnaise.

1008
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 4: Wipe me Down.

1009
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 2: Final thought, wipe me Down, We're good mayonnaise.

1010
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:53,439
Speaker 4: Taylors lift, same thing.

1011
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 2: It's just.

1012
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:56,640
Speaker 4: Not enough seasoning.

1013
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 2: It's too it's too long of a runway for.

1014
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 12: The five years, like too much?

1015
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:05,480
Speaker 4: Okay, five years, Yeah, that sounds like prison to me.

1016
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 4: Imagine exactly.

1017
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 12: Imagine you do something and the judge is like no,

1018
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 12: not jail. Taylor Swift gone singing you every day for

1019
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:22,160
Speaker 12: five years exactly, prison, penitentiary charge, guilty all three counts.

1020
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 13: Put your hands behind your bit.

1021
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna lie.

1022
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 4: I think I take that Taylor Swift.

1023
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 12: That's that look, that's that, that's that little piece of

1024
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:34,840
Speaker 12: master in you. But it's okay, it's.

1025
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 4: A small don't do him.

1026
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 2: We're not gonna do that.

1027
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,640
Speaker 4: We ain't supposed to be this colleague.

1028
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 1: Some of the masters don't hit that hard, you know

1029
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 1: what I mean? Some of them are pretty cool about it.

1030
00:59:53,560 --> 01:00:00,520
Speaker 4: Couch you man business. No, I won't do it again.

1031
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:07,280
Speaker 4: I'll never run away again. You told me.

1032
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 1: I don't think we can put this up on the internet.

1033
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:12,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm messing up the funding.

1034
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 2: I think that's gonna get misinterpreted pretty fast.

1035
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 1: No longer amount of time. Bory, how do you feel

1036
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:24,200
Speaker 1: about it?

1037
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 2: I can't do it either. It's too much, too much,

1038
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:30,000
Speaker 2: It is too much. I also that Taylor Swift. I

1039
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:31,920
Speaker 2: just ain't got it. I can't. I don't like the

1040
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 2: way her voice. It sounds like it's like nothing to me.

1041
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:38,440
Speaker 2: It sounds like water. Whoa, yeah, like it's just just

1042
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 2: like it dissolves before it hits my ears. I don't

1043
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:43,720
Speaker 2: know me, you know what I'm saying. It just doesn't sound.

1044
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:46,800
Speaker 12: Maybe have to have like a threshold of blackness. I

1045
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 12: don't know, want to filter it out, like that's the

1046
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:52,280
Speaker 12: perfect that's what you want to hear at the mall

1047
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 12: when you're walking out the store, right right, set to

1048
01:00:57,640 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 12: volume ten, nice, respectable. She gets the stream dollars, you know, like, damn,

1049
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 12: do you like tutors.

1050
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:10,120
Speaker 4: With he does? Tell us we won't, we won't judge you.

1051
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 2: I think the song blank check hits pretty hard. And uh, she.

1052
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 1: Got some classics, she's got some Brits, you got some

1053
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:16,720
Speaker 1: good ones.

1054
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 2: I don't.

1055
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 4: I don't turn her on.

1056
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 1: I don't turn her on on a daily basis, But

1057
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:30,000
Speaker 1: if Taylor comes.

1058
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 4: On, I'm not like, get the.

1059
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:36,320
Speaker 12: What what radio station are you playing that she comes

1060
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 12: into row time?

1061
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:40,440
Speaker 4: Can I take a look at your Spotify?

1062
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 1: That's all do Apple music? That's not important. That seems

1063
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:48,960
Speaker 1: private to me. Now, I'm happy to talk to you

1064
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 1: about a dead superhero's father, but I'm not gonna unpack

1065
01:01:53,000 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 1: my Spotify. But I would not sacrifice lived. Every voice

1066
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:03,400
Speaker 1: in saying feels like too much of a big exchange to.

1067
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 4: Kind of like.

1068
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:09,400
Speaker 1: I love it. I think it's I think it's the

1069
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:11,000
Speaker 1: only way to do a Turkey sandwich.

1070
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:26,000
Speaker 2: No, I like it, alright, Next one, it's so good

1071
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:26,760
Speaker 2: it's not.

1072
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:27,400
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

1073
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:34,680
Speaker 2: Quentin Tarantino tackles the Luther Vandross biopic biopic biopic, and surprisingly,

1074
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 2: his nuanced and beautiful take is seen as a major

1075
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 2: step forward for the black l g B t q

1076
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:46,600
Speaker 2: I A plus community. But he gets the suck Obama's

1077
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:51,440
Speaker 2: toes whenever he wants. I think there's more to this.

1078
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:52,040
Speaker 4: I want the.

1079
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 12: Prison who wrote this to the front of the fucking room.

1080
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:56,160
Speaker 2: It's us.

1081
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 4: I need to look aside Joe Branis.

1082
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:01,520
Speaker 2: Also, he gets caught singing all the words that Rick

1083
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 2: Ross song from Jangle. He loves so much Flagston please

1084
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:09,440
Speaker 2: play the clip, yeap. Now, I'm not that computer savvy,

1085
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 2: so if he has sent me something that I plug

1086
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:13,640
Speaker 2: into my computer, I don't know if I would have

1087
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 2: ever heard it.

1088
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,240
Speaker 4: All right, hey download this. I don't know how to

1089
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:17,400
Speaker 4: do that, all right, you know?

1090
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 7: So?

1091
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 4: Uh he put it on a cassette tape. Then Jamie

1092
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 4: my Man, Yeah, yeah, all right, goes the BET.

1093
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:30,240
Speaker 12: Awards comes back with Rick Ross, Rick Ross.

1094
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:31,160
Speaker 4: And the whole posse.

1095
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:36,680
Speaker 1: We all got contact high on the set that day.

1096
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:50,120
Speaker 13: Who yikes, my god, y'all needs t scans?

1097
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 4: Why y'all brains like this?

1098
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 12: I am traumatized from just Quentin terror Nick good luck

1099
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 12: long ago, oh so far away?

1100
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:09,240
Speaker 4: Nigga? I found in love with niggas.

1101
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 12: Like Luther didn't say that, Quintin, Why are you making

1102
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 12: me say nigga every other lyric?

1103
01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:16,760
Speaker 4: Quentin Taranty?

1104
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:19,160
Speaker 2: That movie would be so good, though.

1105
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 4: Take it back, So you take it the fuck back.

1106
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:29,560
Speaker 2: It's your pick first. I'll go second.

1107
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 4: Oh my, okay, my options all right?

1108
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:41,560
Speaker 12: Yep, Luther Vandros finally gets it well deserved biopic.

1109
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:45,720
Speaker 2: And it's a true fair exploration of him as a man,

1110
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:53,919
Speaker 2: as a sad person all that. Listen, I wrote the joke,

1111
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:56,600
Speaker 2: actually didn't.

1112
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:58,480
Speaker 4: You're sick as fun.

1113
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:00,800
Speaker 2: There's a problem.

1114
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:04,080
Speaker 12: Oh I should not even have to stumble over this?

1115
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 4: Wow? Who am?

1116
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 1: I also don't forget he gets to suck on your

1117
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:08,600
Speaker 1: mama's toes whenever you want.

1118
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:08,919
Speaker 4: Oh.

1119
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:12,720
Speaker 12: Unfortunately, if he sucks on my mother's toes, he's gonna

1120
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:13,280
Speaker 12: have to die.

1121
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:16,200
Speaker 2: No, you could do it to dead people.

1122
01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 9: Oh, I'm saying, logistically, do y'all got insurance?

1123
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:26,080
Speaker 12: Health insurance on the fireworks? Boy, need to see somebody.

1124
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:29,720
Speaker 4: No, we don't need to you out.

1125
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:36,440
Speaker 12: In the name of Jesus, I bade you up. Staton

1126
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:49,280
Speaker 12: so powerful. Wow, Satan, just like get off men, bitch,

1127
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:53,640
Speaker 12: Okay stop. I can't believe I'm about to say this,

1128
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,919
Speaker 12: but let's go Luther.

1129
01:05:56,320 --> 01:06:01,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, the movie is worth a squeeze. Yeah.

1130
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:06,560
Speaker 12: I want to figure out who made those blazers with

1131
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:09,800
Speaker 12: the sequence. It's worth exploring.

1132
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:14,640
Speaker 2: All those ones that he uh, he was all mad, Yeah,

1133
01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:17,520
Speaker 2: and I was. I just watched the Luther Vangel's thing

1134
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:18,800
Speaker 2: on YouTube. That's why I wrote this.

1135
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:23,439
Speaker 12: Yeah, you know he kicked them both. Yeah, I need

1136
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:24,400
Speaker 12: to know more about him.

1137
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:26,720
Speaker 2: I said they couldn't wear colors and stuff. He is

1138
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 2: a very sad man. It's a tragic, tragic outfit.

1139
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:32,919
Speaker 12: They had on in the dressing room and he walked

1140
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:37,120
Speaker 12: past and he was like, fuck no, no, that is

1141
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:38,640
Speaker 12: what I need to find out.

1142
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:46,640
Speaker 2: Boy, I can't look at that face. I can't do

1143
01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:51,640
Speaker 2: that to my mother. It doesn't mean I si bro.

1144
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:53,360
Speaker 2: I love my mom so much. I'm not gonna let

1145
01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:53,840
Speaker 2: that happen.

1146
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:57,400
Speaker 1: We like to challenge ourselves in the game.

1147
01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:00,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's just it's a difficult set me up. No, no,

1148
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:02,080
Speaker 2: sort of.

1149
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:10,320
Speaker 4: Now my mama can't get my less in heaven? All right?

1150
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:12,920
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I'm not doing this. This is crazy.

1151
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:16,560
Speaker 4: What No, no, no, you know what I'm saying. I'm not.

1152
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:16,960
Speaker 4: I'm not.

1153
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:19,960
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck about the Luther vandrozh Okay,

1154
01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:20,760
Speaker 1: I mean I want it.

1155
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:21,439
Speaker 2: I want it.

1156
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:24,560
Speaker 1: Bad, but not at the cost of my mother's toes.

1157
01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:25,560
Speaker 4: Yeah that's fair.

1158
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:28,640
Speaker 1: I can't do it, so I'm the sick.

1159
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:31,240
Speaker 4: Oh great, you.

1160
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:33,640
Speaker 2: Just love lutheror and that's beautiful. That's so nice.

1161
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:40,680
Speaker 4: Close right, Okay, there's an excell one.

1162
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:44,320
Speaker 2: Did somebody start playing it? Here we go. It's all you.

1163
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:45,440
Speaker 4: Oh.

1164
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:47,479
Speaker 2: Visor creates a pill.

1165
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:49,240
Speaker 4: This is all. This is the name.

1166
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:53,120
Speaker 2: Visor creates a pill to automatically give ways with no maintenance.

1167
01:07:53,160 --> 01:08:05,400
Speaker 2: But all bald niggas automatically give up. People are like,

1168
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:06,000
Speaker 2: that's fine.

1169
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:09,040
Speaker 4: I like this, that's fine. Like this.

1170
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:11,320
Speaker 2: You have brought people in your family. You don't care

1171
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:16,840
Speaker 2: about them. Whoa He was like, I love my dad,

1172
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:18,120
Speaker 2: but I'm trying to go swimming.

1173
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,759
Speaker 4: I like that. A ball man actually broke my heart.

1174
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:34,600
Speaker 12: Recently, so on the market by nightfall.

1175
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:46,479
Speaker 4: You ball headed, pee that head, bastard. What's next?

1176
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:50,720
Speaker 1: Oh that's just that automatically.

1177
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:57,040
Speaker 12: Yes, I want lumpy heads everywhere the supermarket, Walmart, target

1178
01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:01,960
Speaker 12: football games, no baseball caps. That'll really take it higher.

1179
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:05,480
Speaker 12: I want the world to see what you've done. You're bastard.

1180
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,240
Speaker 2: I'll say this.

1181
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:14,640
Speaker 1: I'm not willing to personally make this sacrifice.

1182
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:16,160
Speaker 2: It's too much risk.

1183
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:20,759
Speaker 4: Protect women. You need to protect women.

1184
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:28,479
Speaker 12: You need to protect women, you know, I mean much.

1185
01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:33,840
Speaker 12: Ball Head men are doing us aggression on their hairline

1186
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:38,719
Speaker 12: situation on us, and they're breaking us to our core.

1187
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:45,160
Speaker 4: You deserve a walnut head. You deserve it.

1188
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:49,759
Speaker 2: What about that whole movement of bald dads, black ball dads?

1189
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:51,080
Speaker 2: Them all all right?

1190
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:58,880
Speaker 12: Fuck them all, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them real bad.

1191
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:02,599
Speaker 4: All right, I'm hearing fuck them, I'm hearing.

1192
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:05,559
Speaker 1: I'm hearing you. You want these waves? Or what are

1193
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:08,360
Speaker 1: you doing? Because here's the.

1194
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:12,320
Speaker 2: Thing, even even if you're bald, you still started with hair.

1195
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:14,479
Speaker 2: So that helps everybody you.

1196
01:10:14,479 --> 01:10:15,840
Speaker 4: Had here in second grade be well.

1197
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:19,080
Speaker 1: So you're saying you had a wavy moment and then

1198
01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:19,840
Speaker 1: it was long, and.

1199
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:21,840
Speaker 2: Then at least you got to taste greatness. You know

1200
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:24,760
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. True, at least you got to taste greatness.

1201
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:28,479
Speaker 2: So I'm going with the pill. Whoa, people got hats,

1202
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:30,679
Speaker 2: Bald guys figure out shit to do every day.

1203
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:32,439
Speaker 4: Now this is a safe space.

1204
01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:36,559
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna say no for two reasons. Number One,

1205
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:39,679
Speaker 1: baldness runs in my family. I can't take that risk.

1206
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:43,200
Speaker 4: Number Two, I think we're forgetting that.

1207
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:44,640
Speaker 2: The first part says.

1208
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:48,000
Speaker 1: That Pfizer makes this pill, and that is not a

1209
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:53,200
Speaker 1: company I'm willing to bet everything on for the rest

1210
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:56,479
Speaker 1: of always is Specifically, I don't mind the idea that

1211
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:58,759
Speaker 1: it probably gives me waves, but I bet it probably

1212
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:00,559
Speaker 1: gives me weird pubic waves too.

1213
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:05,439
Speaker 2: Okay, you're sad weird that's not the right word.

1214
01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:09,240
Speaker 1: I bet it probably makes my fingernails growing odd or

1215
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,920
Speaker 1: some ship like. I think there's probably some side effects

1216
01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:12,960
Speaker 1: that come with these waves.

1217
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,760
Speaker 2: I'm not willing to take the risks, even though we're

1218
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:19,120
Speaker 2: gonna we're gonna test it on animals.

1219
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:29,160
Speaker 12: That wavy, right, imagine the Burger's after that, imagine those cows, raccoon.

1220
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:37,400
Speaker 4: I like that.

1221
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:39,960
Speaker 2: This whole head.

1222
01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:47,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a big old cigarette scammel, don't run, motherfucking please.

1223
01:11:49,240 --> 01:11:52,120
Speaker 4: Trust flies. I got the fires of vaccination, so.

1224
01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:54,840
Speaker 1: No, I did too. I'm poisoned, I'm saying, I don't.

1225
01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:57,240
Speaker 12: Yeah, God knows what the fun going on. I don't

1226
01:11:57,240 --> 01:11:59,880
Speaker 12: even hurting for three years. I just said, I'm a

1227
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:02,320
Speaker 12: get married and get on some man's insurance and run

1228
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:02,640
Speaker 12: it up.

1229
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:17,760
Speaker 2: Honey, the American dreams. Okay, next one, Bokeem Bokeem Woodbine

1230
01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:21,800
Speaker 2: has finally vaulted to his rightful places, one of Hollywood's

1231
01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:22,720
Speaker 2: top leading men.

1232
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:25,840
Speaker 4: Yes he really does.

1233
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:28,599
Speaker 2: Robert Downey Jr. Does three more.

1234
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:29,640
Speaker 4: Movies in blackness.

1235
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:34,599
Speaker 2: One of these movies is Doctor Delis.

1236
01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:43,920
Speaker 4: Who the fuck? Look at him smising on the picture?

1237
01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:45,439
Speaker 4: I knows.

1238
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:48,160
Speaker 2: I cannot tell you how long it took me to

1239
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:51,800
Speaker 2: poorly photo shop him in black face. You had a

1240
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:52,840
Speaker 2: wonderful job.

1241
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:57,799
Speaker 4: I am so offended. Rage bait works.

1242
01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:05,240
Speaker 2: I mean, bo keen, Come on, he deserves it. He's great.

1243
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:10,360
Speaker 2: He we haven't had a gap to Superstars got a

1244
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:11,160
Speaker 2: great time.

1245
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:14,360
Speaker 12: In Jason's lyrics, we all liked that movie. We like

1246
01:13:14,479 --> 01:13:16,759
Speaker 12: what's the one when everybody was catching something?

1247
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:23,479
Speaker 4: Huh exactly? I love that one? And what else? Did

1248
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:26,680
Speaker 4: he do he Dave Chappelle has done enough for him.

1249
01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:30,400
Speaker 12: He could just Chappelle's credits because they look alike.

1250
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:36,040
Speaker 4: Like, don't be on the outside. Use your doppel ganger nests. Yeah.

1251
01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:38,639
Speaker 4: Like I can't let Robert Downey Junior.

1252
01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:44,120
Speaker 1: What's his name, Robert we pronounced it junior.

1253
01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:48,200
Speaker 4: I can't let Bob.

1254
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:54,680
Speaker 12: Down I will never let fucking Bob Downey Jr. Do

1255
01:13:54,880 --> 01:14:00,320
Speaker 12: that to any Murphy. You got, Dabby Boukine. At least

1256
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:03,160
Speaker 12: you got to meet Sally Richardson.

1257
01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:05,200
Speaker 2: Damn, damn, damn.

1258
01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:06,320
Speaker 4: I'm the bad guy again.

1259
01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:08,200
Speaker 2: No, I never said that.

1260
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:10,519
Speaker 4: You want to see him in my color makeup.

1261
01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:12,840
Speaker 2: I didn't watch Doctor Doolittle one.

1262
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:20,160
Speaker 1: He means he means Dolittle, not Doctor Doolittle. Oh, because

1263
01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:22,560
Speaker 1: it was the Eddie Murphy one. Eddie Murphy had a

1264
01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:25,240
Speaker 1: run and then they handed the keys off to Robert

1265
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:25,960
Speaker 1: Downey Jr.

1266
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:26,880
Speaker 4: Wait, this is real.

1267
01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:31,559
Speaker 2: It's a real film. But he's not in black face.

1268
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:33,679
Speaker 4: He needed money, so fucking bad.

1269
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:37,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it is sort of infamous.

1270
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:38,160
Speaker 4: This is real.

1271
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:42,799
Speaker 12: I did not want to find this out on Sunday

1272
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:45,559
Speaker 12: before Indigenous People Day.

1273
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:49,799
Speaker 4: Not the black face. He didn't do it in black face.

1274
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:53,639
Speaker 12: What he did to me, because this is the first

1275
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:56,200
Speaker 12: I'm seeing of it. Now I have to tell TikTok

1276
01:14:58,040 --> 01:15:02,519
Speaker 12: in a five part story time. Hey, y'all follow subscribing like.

1277
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:16,960
Speaker 2: So so you're sorry, Boucain Bory Bokeem had a good run, man,

1278
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:18,719
Speaker 2: I had a good run. I can't.

1279
01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:23,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this, as far as blackface is concerned,

1280
01:15:23,320 --> 01:15:26,439
Speaker 1: Robert Downey Junior did to me the greatest blackface ever done.

1281
01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:29,960
Speaker 4: Oh it is, it is, it is.

1282
01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:32,720
Speaker 2: If we're talking about you are right about that?

1283
01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:42,040
Speaker 12: Y'all show you right, Yeah, I've got have you seen it?

1284
01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:45,920
Speaker 12: I'll hold the chicken a wall about it. No, no, no,

1285
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:48,720
Speaker 12: keep it right up, keep it the funk up, keep

1286
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:52,000
Speaker 12: it right up, keep it right up.

1287
01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:57,680
Speaker 1: It cracked me up when he was in blackface and

1288
01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:59,880
Speaker 1: everybody that pushed back and was like switch a dum.

1289
01:16:02,439 --> 01:16:05,839
Speaker 1: You don't even know art when he was New York stupid.

1290
01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:08,160
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1291
01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:09,320
Speaker 4: I didn't, No, I don't.

1292
01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:10,400
Speaker 2: Now Here's what I was saying.

1293
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,639
Speaker 4: I don't think he can pull it off three more times.

1294
01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:14,320
Speaker 2: I don't need him to try. I don't need him.

1295
01:16:14,479 --> 01:16:18,400
Speaker 12: He's gonna be back on drug by Film two, back

1296
01:16:18,439 --> 01:16:19,160
Speaker 12: on drugs.

1297
01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:22,519
Speaker 1: So I think I agree with you that boking probably

1298
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:23,599
Speaker 1: is the correct choice.

1299
01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:28,759
Speaker 4: Oh god, all right, oh.

1300
01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:33,040
Speaker 2: All designer brands are made free for black people for

1301
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:33,960
Speaker 2: forty eight hours.

1302
01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:38,240
Speaker 1: Whoa, let's see what I you were required to wear

1303
01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:39,240
Speaker 1: Mexican Jordans.

1304
01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:48,400
Speaker 12: No, no, I don't live in Pilson. No, I do

1305
01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:51,439
Speaker 12: not be in little village like that. I that ship

1306
01:16:51,479 --> 01:16:55,080
Speaker 12: will ruin me. That black people will be checking on me.

1307
01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:57,439
Speaker 12: They don't check on me for shit else. But if

1308
01:16:57,520 --> 01:17:01,840
Speaker 12: I put those Mexican Jordans on even once, I'm gonna

1309
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:06,240
Speaker 12: be on the co fund me, they are gonna know

1310
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:07,599
Speaker 12: something's happening.

1311
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:12,000
Speaker 4: But we deserve like a.

1312
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:15,240
Speaker 2: Burkeing Rain, I like big ship.

1313
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:21,400
Speaker 4: Sorry, you're right, New York does exist. Canal Street is there.

1314
01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:24,920
Speaker 12: I'm not gonna put those on out of respect for

1315
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:28,719
Speaker 12: my ancestors, because they work too fucking hard.

1316
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:32,320
Speaker 4: It seems like I don't want the BDBD bumbas.

1317
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:39,240
Speaker 2: It seems like she said it's the Salitas.

1318
01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:52,960
Speaker 4: I can't put the all years on. I can't. I can't. Wow,

1319
01:17:53,120 --> 01:18:02,439
Speaker 4: they look so I love it for you, But me

1320
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:04,240
Speaker 4: as a black one, this with bruin me.

1321
01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:06,040
Speaker 2: I you can't do it.

1322
01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:08,080
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be able to do it.

1323
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:11,559
Speaker 2: I respect that bory. Four times is so many times

1324
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:15,080
Speaker 2: it's excessive. It's more of the week than it's not.

1325
01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:17,720
Speaker 12: Right, Like, I don't work tomorrow, so that mean I

1326
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:19,680
Speaker 12: would have to wear those to the rest of my

1327
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:20,240
Speaker 12: work week.

1328
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:23,600
Speaker 2: I don't. You basically could only wear good shoes on

1329
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:24,240
Speaker 2: the weekends.

1330
01:18:24,479 --> 01:18:26,479
Speaker 4: And who I don't know that there's a good shoe

1331
01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:28,720
Speaker 4: you could pull out to reset this? What do you

1332
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:29,439
Speaker 4: wear with it?

1333
01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:33,360
Speaker 2: There's no good Team Jordans. I mean maybe you could

1334
01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:36,040
Speaker 2: get like a slide for Sunday.

1335
01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:40,920
Speaker 4: Why don't they have freckles on them? That? What's the

1336
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:41,840
Speaker 4: freckles about?

1337
01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:43,439
Speaker 2: I think that's for air.

1338
01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:47,719
Speaker 12: Yeah, I bet you do need air if you gotta

1339
01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:52,200
Speaker 12: wear four times a fucking week. This is sick as hell.

1340
01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:57,040
Speaker 2: I I bought a pair of Team Jordan's once. WHA

1341
01:18:58,120 --> 01:18:59,719
Speaker 2: tell us about your brave story.

1342
01:18:59,560 --> 01:18:59,960
Speaker 4: My friend.

1343
01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:03,880
Speaker 2: I want to say it was probably it would have

1344
01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:05,880
Speaker 2: been is before I start corming, So it's probably two

1345
01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:06,679
Speaker 2: thousand and eight.

1346
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:10,360
Speaker 1: And they looked kind of like economy had crashed.

1347
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:14,639
Speaker 2: We didn't know what was going on in this country.

1348
01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:19,559
Speaker 2: Nobody could buy a house. And they looked they looked

1349
01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:23,040
Speaker 2: like fives, but they had that like what's the gray

1350
01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:28,240
Speaker 2: and black? Yeah, they had like this around the bottom

1351
01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:34,200
Speaker 2: and uh yeah, no they only made it outside twice, damn.

1352
01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:37,680
Speaker 2: And that's the whole thing. Is pretty pretty terrible time

1353
01:19:37,720 --> 01:19:38,280
Speaker 2: in my life.

1354
01:19:42,439 --> 01:19:46,519
Speaker 1: I had Team Jordan's when they were still like brand

1355
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:49,720
Speaker 1: new and nobody had like tested the waters with them.

1356
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:52,120
Speaker 2: Yet there was a time where it was like you

1357
01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:53,960
Speaker 2: were like in the East Bay, like, oh, it's the

1358
01:19:54,040 --> 01:19:56,560
Speaker 2: new Jordan. Yeah, there was a minute there where it

1359
01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:57,960
Speaker 2: could have been. It could have gone either way.

1360
01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:01,160
Speaker 1: The unfortunate thing is you could only find out once

1361
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:04,760
Speaker 1: you had them. Yeah you know what I mean, Like

1362
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:06,639
Speaker 1: you kind of had to be brave enough to buy

1363
01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:09,200
Speaker 1: a pair and then just test the motherfuckers. And then

1364
01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:15,000
Speaker 1: the responses were mixed, like hey, big dog, I think

1365
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:15,879
Speaker 1: you made a mistake.

1366
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:21,479
Speaker 4: Get your big Mexican joint were I just gave to learn.

1367
01:20:24,439 --> 01:20:27,560
Speaker 2: So it's it's a no for both of these. I

1368
01:20:27,720 --> 01:20:30,080
Speaker 2: like fixed stuff, all right?

1369
01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:31,599
Speaker 4: Oh god, damn.

1370
01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:37,440
Speaker 2: Okay. The government finally listens to too Short and declares

1371
01:20:37,640 --> 01:20:43,639
Speaker 2: a national player's holiday. Feeling the vice, it overtakes Black

1372
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:47,280
Speaker 2: History Month as the primary target for black corporate pander.

1373
01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:54,200
Speaker 1: Look at him merrily, he's gonna be Look at his

1374
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:57,080
Speaker 1: that's gonna be a bed bathroom beyond commercial.

1375
01:20:57,640 --> 01:21:03,160
Speaker 4: He looks nefarious as fuck. This hat with the what

1376
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:04,639
Speaker 4: is that leopard cheetah?

1377
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:07,200
Speaker 2: You want to write off your bitches? Come down the

1378
01:21:07,439 --> 01:21:09,280
Speaker 2: HNR block, that's what it's gonna be.

1379
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:11,880
Speaker 4: You got any black bitches on your team?

1380
01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:13,519
Speaker 2: Way up.

1381
01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:17,120
Speaker 4: It's the muff of both, Like, oh my god.

1382
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:18,080
Speaker 2: It would be terrible.

1383
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:21,800
Speaker 4: Walmart is gonna do their fucking thing with this holiday though.

1384
01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:24,880
Speaker 2: They would go crazy, go crazy, They would overtake the

1385
01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:25,800
Speaker 2: whole plant section.

1386
01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:27,600
Speaker 4: Too short on the tablecloth.

1387
01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:33,880
Speaker 12: Imagine two short cups a too short table runner. The

1388
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:38,679
Speaker 12: greeters are like, hi, bitch, I know your favorite word.

1389
01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:49,040
Speaker 12: Welcome in, bitch. I hate to blow my whistle. Damn

1390
01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:55,120
Speaker 12: it was almost there. Too short, but hat man. Anytime

1391
01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:57,120
Speaker 12: y'all had us crumpled up in the back and flat

1392
01:21:57,200 --> 01:22:00,920
Speaker 12: in the front, you are not to be trusted. He

1393
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:07,720
Speaker 12: got on an inside out polo. This man is a

1394
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:11,240
Speaker 12: danger to society. Look how he's smiling. Look out his

1395
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:13,120
Speaker 12: stash is that's a thing.

1396
01:22:13,920 --> 01:22:16,400
Speaker 4: That is a thin, thin stash, and you will never

1397
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:19,720
Speaker 4: win win with that. You are evil look at his

1398
01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:20,479
Speaker 4: I do like.

1399
01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:22,680
Speaker 1: The idea of the photoshoot where he was like, hey,

1400
01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:25,120
Speaker 1: should I change? They were like, no, you're good man.

1401
01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:27,000
Speaker 1: He said, wait, wait, wait, let me go get my

1402
01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:32,200
Speaker 1: hat and he went in his pocket and pulled it out,

1403
01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:33,320
Speaker 1: unfolded it.

1404
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:38,200
Speaker 4: You will never see Jesus with that hat on. Some

1405
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:46,840
Speaker 4: people call me the smooth criminal. How jammaga? I think

1406
01:22:46,880 --> 01:22:48,160
Speaker 4: we have one more. I don't like it.

1407
01:22:49,479 --> 01:22:50,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't do it.

1408
01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:51,200
Speaker 4: I don't like this guy.

1409
01:22:51,360 --> 01:22:53,519
Speaker 2: Nobody, nobody could possibly like.

1410
01:22:53,560 --> 01:22:55,160
Speaker 12: How do you get cast it for this? And I

1411
01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:59,640
Speaker 12: get nose like, look at you want to wear that

1412
01:22:59,760 --> 01:23:02,639
Speaker 12: hat in a role? I would, She'll pay my rent,

1413
01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:06,200
Speaker 12: But I said, they gave it to this fucking creepy

1414
01:23:06,240 --> 01:23:09,320
Speaker 12: guy with the things stash and the weird laugh line.

1415
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:10,280
Speaker 2: What's he looking at?

1416
01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:17,160
Speaker 4: That's what I'm He's looking at that ass not to

1417
01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:18,240
Speaker 4: be fucking trusted.

1418
01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:20,280
Speaker 2: Here's what I'll say is I think you're treating this

1419
01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:23,759
Speaker 2: with the legitimacy of casting that probably didn't exist.

1420
01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:27,200
Speaker 1: I think this man was on the street and a

1421
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:29,080
Speaker 1: dude walked up to him. It was like, hey, you

1422
01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:31,200
Speaker 1: want to take a picture, and he was like yeah,

1423
01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:34,800
Speaker 1: and it was like I I give you like ten

1424
01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:38,720
Speaker 1: dollars and if you put on his hat, yeah, I'll

1425
01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:38,960
Speaker 1: do that.

1426
01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:44,320
Speaker 4: His mama was the cast of Agent. She's sicking him

1427
01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:44,800
Speaker 4: in her house.

1428
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:48,360
Speaker 12: She was about to retire anyway. Can we just find

1429
01:23:48,439 --> 01:23:53,120
Speaker 12: Elik somewhere anything? He don't give him a leak vaves?

1430
01:23:53,240 --> 01:23:59,960
Speaker 12: He give like Daryl, Man, that's the Darrow. You can't trust.

1431
01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:02,000
Speaker 12: No nigga name Darrel? What that's too many rs?

1432
01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:07,200
Speaker 4: Why'a name got a y N? And Daryl Ryl is scary? Man?

1433
01:24:07,360 --> 01:24:15,320
Speaker 4: Like you're fucking terrifying? Too many ours? Oh god?

1434
01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:20,680
Speaker 12: Oh okay, wait wait, I tell you, okay, we see

1435
01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:22,360
Speaker 12: Barack Obama and we get up in arms.

1436
01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:26,680
Speaker 2: The Barack and Jennifer Aniston rumors are completely debunked. So

1437
01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:27,679
Speaker 2: it did it happen?

1438
01:24:27,960 --> 01:24:31,080
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, because the reaction is making me believe

1439
01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:34,320
Speaker 1: that some of you are unaware of these suspicions.

1440
01:24:34,479 --> 01:24:36,160
Speaker 2: Oh this shiit sucks. It's terrible.

1441
01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:39,519
Speaker 4: Go ahead and tell him thereon is the one who

1442
01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:40,720
Speaker 4: told me they're now for.

1443
01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:44,000
Speaker 1: For months and months and months has been speculation and

1444
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:45,720
Speaker 1: it has made it to the tabloids.

1445
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:48,599
Speaker 4: This isn't just a hearsay from my part of the Internet.

1446
01:24:50,439 --> 01:24:51,040
Speaker 4: Uh there is.

1447
01:24:51,280 --> 01:24:53,600
Speaker 1: There has been months and months and months of speculation

1448
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:56,280
Speaker 1: that Jennifer Aniston and Barack Obama have been having a

1449
01:24:56,560 --> 01:25:02,000
Speaker 1: very secret open affair, that Baraka MA have separated, that

1450
01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:06,880
Speaker 1: they they're maintaining performance in public, and that Jennifer and

1451
01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:10,840
Speaker 1: BARAQ have been canodling. And even worse, they said that

1452
01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:14,040
Speaker 1: Jennifer fell in love with Barack and things got messy

1453
01:25:14,439 --> 01:25:16,720
Speaker 1: because Barack was like, hey, baby, I'm still out here,

1454
01:25:16,840 --> 01:25:21,400
Speaker 1: you know, uh, planning bombs and murders and shit. I can't.

1455
01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:24,960
Speaker 1: I can't be buckled down to any one white woman

1456
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:26,200
Speaker 1: publicly in that way.

1457
01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:31,320
Speaker 7: That is actually Takenerian African.

1458
01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:37,800
Speaker 4: I'm a sister, Okay, you are so bold to tell

1459
01:25:37,880 --> 01:25:39,880
Speaker 4: a room full of the black people just found that

1460
01:25:39,960 --> 01:25:40,559
Speaker 4: out right now.

1461
01:25:41,439 --> 01:25:45,840
Speaker 12: Black people are stressed. Cortisol released. They all through their

1462
01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:46,719
Speaker 12: fucking bodies.

1463
01:25:46,840 --> 01:25:48,640
Speaker 2: It ruined my week too. That ship is one of

1464
01:25:48,680 --> 01:25:50,360
Speaker 2: the friends, Bro's, even.

1465
01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:55,639
Speaker 4: You already stole for Queen Latifa. They're not gonna try

1466
01:25:55,680 --> 01:25:56,040
Speaker 4: to take this.

1467
01:25:56,800 --> 01:25:59,320
Speaker 2: That's crazy. I didn't even think about the living single

1468
01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:00,520
Speaker 2: of it, Yetta.

1469
01:26:00,680 --> 01:26:03,400
Speaker 1: Where it gets even crazier is that it got so

1470
01:26:03,640 --> 01:26:06,080
Speaker 1: public and so popular over the past couple of months

1471
01:26:06,120 --> 01:26:09,000
Speaker 1: that Jennifer Anderson in fact, even did a segment about

1472
01:26:09,040 --> 01:26:12,559
Speaker 1: it on Jimmy Kimmel's show. He pulled out the tabloid

1473
01:26:12,640 --> 01:26:14,840
Speaker 1: and was like, so, what's up? And she was like, nah,

1474
01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:15,960
Speaker 1: you being crazy.

1475
01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:18,280
Speaker 4: She laughed at all that.

1476
01:26:18,439 --> 01:26:21,000
Speaker 1: So we would never I've only met him once since

1477
01:26:21,040 --> 01:26:23,640
Speaker 1: what she says, but why are you talking about it?

1478
01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:28,360
Speaker 12: Then this is gonna be a weird podcast to find

1479
01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:30,400
Speaker 12: out for Jimmy Kimble to find out that black people

1480
01:26:30,479 --> 01:26:38,439
Speaker 12: do not watch the shit, sorry, Jimmy, Oh yes, yes,

1481
01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:42,559
Speaker 12: so yes, Simo, there's a black dude in the back

1482
01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:48,280
Speaker 12: like Jimmy Kimball. I don't know know Jimmy Campbell. I

1483
01:26:48,439 --> 01:26:51,920
Speaker 12: know Jimmy Campbell from Houston. He ain't got no TV show,

1484
01:26:52,920 --> 01:26:55,040
Speaker 12: he got a car show. Jimmy cambll got a fifth

1485
01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:59,839
Speaker 12: of Dmitri Jimmy Campbell.

1486
01:27:00,840 --> 01:27:07,040
Speaker 2: Anyway, the Baracan Jennifer ands and rumors are completely debunked.

1487
01:27:07,080 --> 01:27:07,760
Speaker 4: They're not real.

1488
01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:10,280
Speaker 1: That's pretty good apparently for everybody.

1489
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:11,719
Speaker 4: I'm scared.

1490
01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:19,040
Speaker 2: Al Sharpson. Al Sharpton releases a sex tape and not

1491
01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:24,080
Speaker 2: the old fun fat Oul sharped in the weird Skinny One.

1492
01:27:24,120 --> 01:27:24,599
Speaker 7: We all.

1493
01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:42,240
Speaker 1: Little booty Al Sharpton. He's gonna have that face on.

1494
01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:45,080
Speaker 1: He's gonna be looking at you just like that. He

1495
01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:46,680
Speaker 1: gonna keep them socks.

1496
01:27:46,400 --> 01:27:47,400
Speaker 2: And them shoes on.

1497
01:27:47,760 --> 01:27:52,360
Speaker 4: He looked like he pomps so fast. He's gonna be like, baby,

1498
01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:54,840
Speaker 4: I keep my studes on for the grip.

1499
01:27:56,880 --> 01:27:58,519
Speaker 2: The sketcher's patten the grip.

1500
01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:02,000
Speaker 1: He's like, look, I make a lot of money for

1501
01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:05,280
Speaker 1: a network. I can't afford to get hurt. I'm gonna

1502
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:05,920
Speaker 1: need them grips.

1503
01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:17,639
Speaker 12: Oh, he looked like he pumped so fast and then

1504
01:28:17,920 --> 01:28:20,040
Speaker 12: you gotta press his hair out after over.

1505
01:28:21,479 --> 01:28:21,519
Speaker 2: It.

1506
01:28:22,439 --> 01:28:26,400
Speaker 1: But based on based on this, and we can talk

1507
01:28:26,439 --> 01:28:31,760
Speaker 1: about this. It's only one sex tape, and how many

1508
01:28:31,880 --> 01:28:32,920
Speaker 1: the fuck do we need?

1509
01:28:33,840 --> 01:28:34,479
Speaker 2: How shocked?

1510
01:28:35,080 --> 01:28:36,719
Speaker 4: And I only have to watch it once.

1511
01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:38,920
Speaker 2: You don't have to watch, but you have to watch

1512
01:28:38,960 --> 01:28:39,320
Speaker 2: it once.

1513
01:28:39,840 --> 01:28:41,960
Speaker 4: Do you think you'll ever recover from that?

1514
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:49,519
Speaker 12: You see civil rights Dick unsheathed from his personal he

1515
01:28:49,960 --> 01:28:52,360
Speaker 12: he ain't helped nobody with they civil right he was

1516
01:28:52,880 --> 01:28:55,439
Speaker 12: If you shook hands with doctor King, you're not supposed

1517
01:28:55,439 --> 01:28:57,880
Speaker 12: to fuck on camera. I don't know a lot of ship,

1518
01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:02,080
Speaker 12: but that's one thing I know for certain. When your

1519
01:29:02,160 --> 01:29:06,760
Speaker 12: basketball shorts hit your calfs. You are not supposed to

1520
01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:10,479
Speaker 12: have a camera out while you're fucking. When you don't

1521
01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:15,920
Speaker 12: use a barber, you use a hairstylist when you comb

1522
01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:19,400
Speaker 12: your hair back was You're already a terrible man. You're

1523
01:29:19,439 --> 01:29:23,120
Speaker 12: a terrible fucking person. Imagine being a black man.

1524
01:29:24,160 --> 01:29:28,719
Speaker 2: Go back to the fat one though, real fast. Oh fuck,

1525
01:29:28,960 --> 01:29:29,679
Speaker 2: that's a lot better.

1526
01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:33,080
Speaker 4: Then where's he going.

1527
01:29:34,439 --> 01:29:35,360
Speaker 2: To film a sex.

1528
01:29:35,360 --> 01:29:36,000
Speaker 4: Look at the lady.

1529
01:29:36,080 --> 01:29:38,400
Speaker 12: The lady the only one that knows. Look at the

1530
01:29:38,479 --> 01:29:40,680
Speaker 12: woman in this photo. She's the only one that's like

1531
01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:43,080
Speaker 12: this nigga is full of shit, all.

1532
01:29:46,240 --> 01:29:48,280
Speaker 4: Right, Na.

1533
01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:50,880
Speaker 1: This dude in the rape bow tie knows to You're like, man,

1534
01:29:50,960 --> 01:29:53,640
Speaker 1: it's crazy, but he.

1535
01:29:53,880 --> 01:29:56,960
Speaker 4: Just around for the bitches. But this lady, she know

1536
01:29:57,080 --> 01:29:57,839
Speaker 4: they whole operation.

1537
01:29:57,960 --> 01:30:01,000
Speaker 12: Look at her hands, she's like out of beat your ass.

1538
01:30:02,680 --> 01:30:06,560
Speaker 12: She got her fucking drink in her hand and a newspaper.

1539
01:30:06,680 --> 01:30:07,519
Speaker 4: She been through enough.

1540
01:30:07,680 --> 01:30:09,559
Speaker 12: That's why I imagine having the words day of your

1541
01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:13,280
Speaker 12: life and you run into ol Sharpton and now you

1542
01:30:13,479 --> 01:30:17,200
Speaker 12: stuck in history with this motherfucker and you just lost.

1543
01:30:17,280 --> 01:30:20,439
Speaker 12: She just lost her job. She got a pine of

1544
01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:24,360
Speaker 12: NJ in a bag in the newspaper, and she got

1545
01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:28,880
Speaker 12: ol sharped and jogging with a blowout, And what type

1546
01:30:28,880 --> 01:30:29,800
Speaker 12: of medallion is that?

1547
01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:34,000
Speaker 4: What the fuck even is that? It looks like seashells?

1548
01:30:34,439 --> 01:30:37,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, if I'm not mistaken, it looks No,

1549
01:30:37,800 --> 01:30:41,080
Speaker 1: that's okay, that's too he's.

1550
01:30:39,960 --> 01:30:40,840
Speaker 2: I think it's a kiss.

1551
01:30:40,920 --> 01:30:44,240
Speaker 4: I think it's to look at the porn stash, like, oh.

1552
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:51,680
Speaker 2: That's my that's my Halloween costume. You're gonna do that?

1553
01:30:52,800 --> 01:30:53,160
Speaker 6: I do that.

1554
01:30:53,280 --> 01:30:53,880
Speaker 4: That's pretty good.

1555
01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:56,479
Speaker 2: But let's remember it's not that though, go back to

1556
01:30:56,520 --> 01:30:57,680
Speaker 2: the one. It's that.

1557
01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:04,280
Speaker 12: That's a lot of years to be mid as fuck

1558
01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:09,080
Speaker 12: like he been mad his whole life, Like look at

1559
01:31:09,120 --> 01:31:12,840
Speaker 12: his sneakers, Look at his hand on his arm?

1560
01:31:12,960 --> 01:31:13,479
Speaker 4: Is that long?

1561
01:31:13,600 --> 01:31:16,360
Speaker 12: Why can your arm reach the back of your knee?

1562
01:31:16,920 --> 01:31:25,320
Speaker 12: Like like, this is so sick as fuck. He had

1563
01:31:25,360 --> 01:31:27,800
Speaker 12: a front face the camera on that picture, but all.

1564
01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:29,479
Speaker 4: On that phone. But no, no, I don't want to

1565
01:31:29,560 --> 01:31:30,040
Speaker 4: use the front.

1566
01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:32,000
Speaker 12: I want to go show up my ass, like this

1567
01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:35,240
Speaker 12: is a sick freak. This motherfucker is a freaky frog.

1568
01:31:36,840 --> 01:31:43,160
Speaker 4: President, President, you freaking frog, You're freaking You're freaking frog exactly.

1569
01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:45,080
Speaker 4: This is sick as hair.

1570
01:31:50,160 --> 01:31:51,880
Speaker 2: So I take it you're not gonna watch it.

1571
01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:55,559
Speaker 4: But Rod deserves some pussy. We saw his hair turned

1572
01:31:55,640 --> 01:31:56,639
Speaker 4: gray in three years.

1573
01:31:57,240 --> 01:31:58,599
Speaker 2: He can get some pussy.

1574
01:31:58,920 --> 01:32:01,760
Speaker 4: I mean, not white. His mom's like, that's not fair.

1575
01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:10,040
Speaker 4: I mean that's kind of home too. You know, he

1576
01:32:10,120 --> 01:32:14,479
Speaker 4: can go back home. Y'all go back home. Some of

1577
01:32:14,560 --> 01:32:16,720
Speaker 4: y'all still got your mom's address on your ID and

1578
01:32:16,760 --> 01:32:21,840
Speaker 4: your license, because why you go home? He can go

1579
01:32:22,080 --> 01:32:23,240
Speaker 4: Obama's core home.

1580
01:32:23,720 --> 01:32:25,800
Speaker 2: Okay, you don't want to see that tape.

1581
01:32:26,200 --> 01:32:27,040
Speaker 4: I don't listen.

1582
01:32:27,160 --> 01:32:31,800
Speaker 12: He got on an undershirt over another undershirt with a

1583
01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:35,200
Speaker 12: blue shirt over it. If I watch him peel all

1584
01:32:35,240 --> 01:32:40,240
Speaker 12: those layers back, I will die right there. And I

1585
01:32:40,360 --> 01:32:43,000
Speaker 12: haven't even blew up yet, So that means being broken

1586
01:32:43,040 --> 01:32:43,639
Speaker 12: was for nothing.

1587
01:32:44,439 --> 01:32:45,920
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say this.

1588
01:32:47,760 --> 01:32:49,400
Speaker 4: I got all the laughs I can get out of

1589
01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:51,080
Speaker 4: Barack and Jennifer up to this point.

1590
01:32:51,880 --> 01:32:54,880
Speaker 1: I ain't got the laughs off this HyET. I'm trying

1591
01:32:54,920 --> 01:32:57,040
Speaker 1: to see him naked. You really want to see this shit.

1592
01:32:57,760 --> 01:32:59,840
Speaker 1: I'm trying to see the type of lady he can get.

1593
01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:04,120
Speaker 1: I'm trying to watch what they do to each other.

1594
01:33:05,800 --> 01:33:08,559
Speaker 1: And I don't care how long it lasts. I want

1595
01:33:08,600 --> 01:33:11,960
Speaker 1: to see all of it that is going to last

1596
01:33:12,080 --> 01:33:15,840
Speaker 1: me a lifetime. I will be coughing on my deathbed

1597
01:33:16,600 --> 01:33:19,120
Speaker 1: and be like, do you remember.

1598
01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:27,720
Speaker 4: Remember? Put your hands up. I buy every demon out

1599
01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:29,240
Speaker 4: of your body right the fuck now?

1600
01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:33,680
Speaker 12: Because who would even be on a sex tape with

1601
01:33:33,920 --> 01:33:35,719
Speaker 12: out like Star Jones?

1602
01:33:35,760 --> 01:33:35,800
Speaker 6: Like?

1603
01:33:35,840 --> 01:33:36,400
Speaker 4: Who would it be?

1604
01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:42,880
Speaker 12: Gotch like their heads just moving fast and they got

1605
01:33:42,960 --> 01:33:47,200
Speaker 12: concussions because they bumped heads and they went to sleep.

1606
01:33:48,560 --> 01:33:49,120
Speaker 2: I want to know.

1607
01:33:51,120 --> 01:33:56,759
Speaker 12: It will only be like Star Jones or a call girl. No, Krisha,

1608
01:33:56,880 --> 01:34:04,200
Speaker 12: I'm sorry you a young hand me please please? Yeah, guys,

1609
01:34:04,320 --> 01:34:05,519
Speaker 12: are I want to see that tape?

1610
01:34:05,840 --> 01:34:08,400
Speaker 2: Yeah? Me too? So you still don't you don't want

1611
01:34:08,400 --> 01:34:10,080
Speaker 2: to see it? No, I want to see it.

1612
01:34:10,280 --> 01:34:10,760
Speaker 6: I know you do.

1613
01:34:11,520 --> 01:34:14,000
Speaker 12: You guys have never had an old man humping up

1614
01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:16,720
Speaker 12: and down on top of you in the shows. You

1615
01:34:16,840 --> 01:34:21,479
Speaker 12: guys have never been hungry enough. I, unfortunately, have been

1616
01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:21,720
Speaker 12: in the.

1617
01:34:21,760 --> 01:34:27,120
Speaker 4: Mine, Nate. I was not trying to task myself.

1618
01:34:29,120 --> 01:34:30,040
Speaker 1: It's a great answer.

1619
01:34:30,320 --> 01:34:31,920
Speaker 2: Merely everybody.

1620
01:34:34,080 --> 01:34:36,200
Speaker 4: That was so great. Thank you.

1621
01:34:44,920 --> 01:34:45,960
Speaker 2: That's why she's the best.

1622
01:34:47,680 --> 01:34:50,040
Speaker 1: All Right, we gotta go, but before we do, we

1623
01:34:50,240 --> 01:34:52,599
Speaker 1: like to do questions from you, the little mamas. If

1624
01:34:52,600 --> 01:34:55,800
Speaker 1: there's anybody out here who has a question on their mind.

1625
01:34:55,840 --> 01:34:57,120
Speaker 4: That they want to get off their chests.

1626
01:34:57,160 --> 01:35:00,559
Speaker 1: We welcome it, and if nobody raises it, hand will

1627
01:35:00,640 --> 01:35:01,600
Speaker 1: leave immediately.

1628
01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:05,960
Speaker 2: There will be there will be no meet and greet.

1629
01:35:08,160 --> 01:35:12,040
Speaker 6: That Batman word? Do we know other superheroes that.

1630
01:35:14,880 --> 01:35:19,400
Speaker 1: I don't know that we decided that. I think my

1631
01:35:19,560 --> 01:35:22,799
Speaker 1: point was not to say that he can say it. Moreover,

1632
01:35:22,960 --> 01:35:25,160
Speaker 1: that ain't nobody stopped him yet?

1633
01:35:26,560 --> 01:35:27,160
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?

1634
01:35:27,240 --> 01:35:29,920
Speaker 2: He's beat He's he can beat everybody's ass.

1635
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:32,240
Speaker 1: So until we find the guy that can whip his ass,

1636
01:35:32,840 --> 01:35:34,439
Speaker 1: he can say whatever the fuck he wants.

1637
01:35:34,600 --> 01:35:38,640
Speaker 2: Agreed? But can can others do that?

1638
01:35:38,960 --> 01:35:39,160
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1639
01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:40,880
Speaker 1: I think they do, And I think a few of

1640
01:35:40,960 --> 01:35:44,519
Speaker 1: them are more responsible than he is with the word,

1641
01:35:44,600 --> 01:35:45,719
Speaker 1: or at least more careful.

1642
01:35:46,960 --> 01:35:50,040
Speaker 2: You don't believe that them all? I hate super.

1643
01:35:52,040 --> 01:35:52,280
Speaker 6: Damn.

1644
01:35:54,720 --> 01:35:57,800
Speaker 2: Look how disappointed your father. I have a whttle bit

1645
01:35:57,840 --> 01:36:00,639
Speaker 2: about I don't think that movie you respected Africa man.

1646
01:36:01,080 --> 01:36:04,040
Speaker 1: Oh, sure you've You've taken a lot of issue with

1647
01:36:04,240 --> 01:36:04,920
Speaker 1: Black Panthers.

1648
01:36:05,640 --> 01:36:07,840
Speaker 2: The whole movie is like they invent to seek, They

1649
01:36:07,920 --> 01:36:10,479
Speaker 2: invent a magical place in Africa to be better than

1650
01:36:10,520 --> 01:36:12,720
Speaker 2: the rest of Africans. They say in the whole movie,

1651
01:36:12,760 --> 01:36:14,599
Speaker 2: They're like, but that would make us like the rest

1652
01:36:14,680 --> 01:36:17,040
Speaker 2: of them. It's like suck by Dick. The rest of

1653
01:36:17,080 --> 01:36:22,519
Speaker 2: them is amazing. Fuck that movie, yeah, bro, the whole movie.

1654
01:36:23,120 --> 01:36:25,920
Speaker 2: It's a movie that ends with two groups of black

1655
01:36:25,960 --> 01:36:29,560
Speaker 2: people without superpowers fighting each other at the end. That

1656
01:36:29,720 --> 01:36:32,719
Speaker 2: doesn't seem crazy to you. That doesn't seem fucking stupid.

1657
01:36:32,880 --> 01:36:35,160
Speaker 2: They didn't kill one white guy. Fuck that trash, Bro.

1658
01:36:36,320 --> 01:36:41,080
Speaker 2: The movie's ass. That's not the point of what we're

1659
01:36:41,120 --> 01:36:41,599
Speaker 2: doing right now.

1660
01:36:42,680 --> 01:36:50,360
Speaker 1: Some of us just like the accents. Sounds right to me,

1661
01:36:50,560 --> 01:36:59,200
Speaker 1: keep going oh uh yeah. I think I think to

1662
01:36:59,360 --> 01:37:02,320
Speaker 1: Bory's point, maybe a lot of them are very irresponsible

1663
01:37:02,400 --> 01:37:04,560
Speaker 1: with the in word, and there's nothing we can do

1664
01:37:04,680 --> 01:37:09,519
Speaker 1: about it. John Stewart, he's cool. The rest of them,

1665
01:37:09,560 --> 01:37:10,120
Speaker 1: who knows.

1666
01:37:10,040 --> 01:37:12,760
Speaker 2: What they're doing? All right?

1667
01:37:12,800 --> 01:37:13,439
Speaker 4: Anybody else?

1668
01:37:14,080 --> 01:37:21,439
Speaker 2: Yes, So that you all believe that diss or not dissed.

1669
01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:26,800
Speaker 2: And m I mean, I think we discovered the washing

1670
01:37:26,920 --> 01:37:30,799
Speaker 2: chicken one. I'm still gonna h still gonna wash my chicken.

1671
01:37:31,120 --> 01:37:31,240
Speaker 6: Uh.

1672
01:37:32,880 --> 01:37:35,360
Speaker 2: I don't know the ones that we've discovered. I think

1673
01:37:35,400 --> 01:37:38,240
Speaker 2: I find myself in the show more kind of turning

1674
01:37:38,320 --> 01:37:40,519
Speaker 2: my opinion. I think a lot of times people come

1675
01:37:40,600 --> 01:37:42,640
Speaker 2: to us with ideas they seem like You're like, Oh,

1676
01:37:42,760 --> 01:37:46,000
Speaker 2: that's crazier, couldn't be founded in reality. And then Langston

1677
01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:51,040
Speaker 2: does research and you find out the government really hates us. Yeah,

1678
01:37:51,760 --> 01:37:55,360
Speaker 2: So I mean, I don't I don't know any I

1679
01:37:55,479 --> 01:37:56,720
Speaker 2: believe in all of them a little bit.

1680
01:37:56,880 --> 01:37:59,639
Speaker 1: I was about to say, I A weird thing happens

1681
01:37:59,680 --> 01:38:03,080
Speaker 1: when you talk about conspiracy enough that you start reasoning

1682
01:38:03,200 --> 01:38:06,360
Speaker 1: with all of them in ways that you didn't anticipate.

1683
01:38:06,560 --> 01:38:09,520
Speaker 1: Like I'll be hearing the yak Kub stories sometimes.

1684
01:38:09,240 --> 01:38:14,280
Speaker 2: I'd be like, I can see what happened.

1685
01:38:15,920 --> 01:38:19,639
Speaker 1: And for those of you that are, I guess unaware

1686
01:38:19,640 --> 01:38:26,400
Speaker 1: of Yakub, there's a Nation of Islam theory.

1687
01:38:26,560 --> 01:38:28,120
Speaker 4: It's probably not considered a theory.

1688
01:38:28,160 --> 01:38:28,920
Speaker 2: It's part of their.

1689
01:38:34,760 --> 01:38:37,360
Speaker 1: It's part of their worship, it's part of what they believe.

1690
01:38:37,600 --> 01:38:41,599
Speaker 1: But they genuinely believe that a scientist, a big headed

1691
01:38:41,720 --> 01:38:45,719
Speaker 1: scientist named yak Kuub, invented white people.

1692
01:38:46,560 --> 01:38:48,760
Speaker 2: That he took a bunch of people to.

1693
01:38:48,840 --> 01:38:52,520
Speaker 1: An island, fifty thousand of them, and made them crossbreed

1694
01:38:52,680 --> 01:38:56,880
Speaker 1: with each other until a white person emerged. And it

1695
01:38:57,000 --> 01:38:59,759
Speaker 1: was all because he was this evil scientist who wanted

1696
01:38:59,800 --> 01:39:07,320
Speaker 1: to introduce a poison amongst humanity. I'm not saying all

1697
01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:15,240
Speaker 1: of that is true. That's not what I'm saying. But

1698
01:39:17,520 --> 01:39:22,519
Speaker 1: I think all of these are allegories for a bigger truth.

1699
01:39:24,720 --> 01:39:31,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take that. Great good. You're a wild guy.

1700
01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:34,240
Speaker 4: My wife, father is here.

1701
01:39:36,640 --> 01:39:37,360
Speaker 2: Show yourself.

1702
01:39:41,560 --> 01:39:54,000
Speaker 1: I saw one back here and then we got one somebody. Yeah, no,

1703
01:39:56,640 --> 01:40:00,719
Speaker 1: my god, No, what's.

1704
01:40:00,560 --> 01:40:01,040
Speaker 4: Wrong with you?

1705
01:40:01,760 --> 01:40:01,800
Speaker 7: No?

1706
01:40:04,280 --> 01:40:09,799
Speaker 4: What are you doing? You're in Chicago? That was crazy.

1707
01:40:10,080 --> 01:40:14,400
Speaker 4: This is a family show. People got the kids here.

1708
01:40:16,040 --> 01:40:16,760
Speaker 7: What are you doing?

1709
01:40:19,880 --> 01:40:22,560
Speaker 4: Oh man, we called on you for a question. He's like,

1710
01:40:22,720 --> 01:40:27,519
Speaker 4: here's an a bomb? You like? You like war?

1711
01:40:29,920 --> 01:40:37,000
Speaker 2: Oh man? Yeah, nobody wants that. That was crazy. Michael B.

1712
01:40:37,120 --> 01:40:41,720
Speaker 2: Jordan's doing fine. He worked it out. Yeah, he's all right.

1713
01:40:41,880 --> 01:40:42,439
Speaker 2: He's like, if I.

1714
01:40:42,520 --> 01:40:44,320
Speaker 1: Direct myself, nobody will notice.

1715
01:40:46,920 --> 01:40:50,439
Speaker 2: I like your Michael Jordan depression. We got over here,

1716
01:40:54,240 --> 01:40:59,000
Speaker 2: experience what all?

1717
01:40:59,080 --> 01:41:01,519
Speaker 4: The tesla bot fully anti?

1718
01:41:01,720 --> 01:41:04,240
Speaker 2: I hate it all. I think it's I don't think.

1719
01:41:04,320 --> 01:41:07,679
Speaker 2: I think that robots is a bad road to go down.

1720
01:41:07,960 --> 01:41:10,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't. I don't want robots.

1721
01:41:10,840 --> 01:41:14,240
Speaker 2: Uh and I I definitely don't want I don't want

1722
01:41:14,439 --> 01:41:20,559
Speaker 2: South white, South African robots. That's clearly a double negative.

1723
01:41:23,280 --> 01:41:27,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, they train their robots by beating people in diamond minds. Yeah,

1724
01:41:27,640 --> 01:41:32,519
Speaker 1: fucking what, that's not gonna be a good robot. Yeah,

1725
01:41:32,600 --> 01:41:35,040
Speaker 1: so I'm anti. I don't know that I have a conspiracy.

1726
01:41:35,080 --> 01:41:38,240
Speaker 1: I think just a rich man is doing the silliest

1727
01:41:38,240 --> 01:41:39,160
Speaker 1: ship he can think of.

1728
01:41:40,120 --> 01:41:42,519
Speaker 2: And uh, he's deep, deep.

1729
01:41:42,439 --> 01:41:45,400
Speaker 1: In some weird tie with a another rich dude that

1730
01:41:45,520 --> 01:41:48,000
Speaker 1: makes him beholden to Republican positions.

1731
01:41:48,040 --> 01:41:50,920
Speaker 2: Now, I mean that's mostly it. Yeah.

1732
01:41:52,880 --> 01:41:55,519
Speaker 1: Uh oh I said him before and then I'm gonna

1733
01:41:55,520 --> 01:42:03,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come forward. Yeah, oh thanks, thanks, that's so nice.

1734
01:42:04,920 --> 01:42:10,160
Speaker 1: We planted him. Damn your specials were so funny.

1735
01:42:11,240 --> 01:42:14,600
Speaker 2: And available for twelve dollars, aren't your Patrech?

1736
01:42:16,200 --> 01:42:17,320
Speaker 4: How did y'all do that?

1737
01:42:23,880 --> 01:42:25,360
Speaker 2: This? What is it?

1738
01:42:27,000 --> 01:42:32,280
Speaker 4: Fill the room? Sell out?

1739
01:42:32,680 --> 01:42:38,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would look just like this if we could

1740
01:42:38,720 --> 01:42:40,920
Speaker 2: do a live show, especially, would look exactly like this.

1741
01:42:41,120 --> 01:42:44,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we've talked about a different like there's a

1742
01:42:44,439 --> 01:42:47,160
Speaker 1: version of things where we've imagined like what this show

1743
01:42:47,200 --> 01:42:48,040
Speaker 1: could expand into.

1744
01:42:48,360 --> 01:42:49,120
Speaker 4: It's very cool.

1745
01:42:49,200 --> 01:42:52,719
Speaker 1: We love that we have like a warm, strong, fucking

1746
01:42:52,840 --> 01:42:55,400
Speaker 1: fan base, some of whom are learning what we are

1747
01:42:55,520 --> 01:42:59,800
Speaker 1: for the first time. But you know, the show has

1748
01:42:59,840 --> 01:43:02,040
Speaker 1: to grow and get bigger for us to even begin

1749
01:43:02,160 --> 01:43:06,080
Speaker 1: to talk in a real way about uh, television programming.

1750
01:43:06,680 --> 01:43:08,040
Speaker 2: That's why he handles the business.

1751
01:43:08,080 --> 01:43:09,400
Speaker 4: I was just like, yeah, we do it.

1752
01:43:15,200 --> 01:43:16,840
Speaker 1: There was somebody next to you, and then I was

1753
01:43:16,880 --> 01:43:19,760
Speaker 1: gonna come down here and then pop that way. Nope,

1754
01:43:20,960 --> 01:43:23,760
Speaker 1: all right, hell yeah, I like what your freaking your

1755
01:43:23,840 --> 01:43:24,760
Speaker 1: voice to answer back?

1756
01:43:27,560 --> 01:43:29,200
Speaker 4: No, bro, that was just for my boy.

1757
01:43:30,600 --> 01:43:34,519
Speaker 7: No falm, I ain't got no question for you, big dog.

1758
01:43:35,600 --> 01:43:37,479
Speaker 4: Go ahead, keep that pushing, keep that pushing.

1759
01:43:37,960 --> 01:43:39,880
Speaker 2: That's how I signed. When I have to sign, that's

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01:43:39,880 --> 01:43:41,519
Speaker 2: how I have to sign for a package.

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01:43:45,800 --> 01:43:46,000
Speaker 6: Yeah.

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01:43:46,080 --> 01:43:46,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm David.

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01:43:49,720 --> 01:43:53,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, our heroes.

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01:43:54,400 --> 01:44:01,160
Speaker 4: Oh boy, who I.

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01:44:02,800 --> 01:44:05,000
Speaker 2: I work in Hollywood, so I've had to kill a

1766
01:44:05,080 --> 01:44:09,960
Speaker 2: lot of mine. Uh my, it sounds so bad. It's

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01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:13,919
Speaker 2: gonna sound really corny. It's my grandpa, my grandma, my grandfather.

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01:44:13,960 --> 01:44:19,559
Speaker 2: Bay Wow, it's for like leading our family through a war.

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01:44:19,640 --> 01:44:21,960
Speaker 2: He did a good job. I like Terren toward a lot.

1770
01:44:29,680 --> 01:44:32,519
Speaker 2: I like him a lot, a lot. Yo, you should

1771
01:44:32,560 --> 01:44:34,000
Speaker 2: have brought that wig on this tour.

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01:44:34,840 --> 01:44:37,360
Speaker 1: I should have brought the wig. It's not too late, maybe,

1773
01:44:37,560 --> 01:44:40,920
Speaker 1: la Yeah, that would be crazy. I Yeah, I really

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01:44:41,160 --> 01:44:42,040
Speaker 1: like what he's putting out.

1775
01:44:42,080 --> 01:44:42,519
Speaker 7: In the world.

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01:44:43,680 --> 01:44:47,120
Speaker 4: I think it's so funny, and he means it so much,

1777
01:44:47,200 --> 01:44:49,679
Speaker 4: and that makes it that much funnier. And to live

1778
01:44:49,760 --> 01:44:51,559
Speaker 4: that free, do you know what I mean?

1779
01:44:51,720 --> 01:44:55,880
Speaker 1: Like, he's so free, and he's so like unaware but

1780
01:44:56,080 --> 01:44:58,960
Speaker 1: also fully aware of how we feel about him and

1781
01:44:59,080 --> 01:44:59,920
Speaker 1: his family.

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01:45:00,000 --> 01:45:03,200
Speaker 2: He hates him. It's just so cool. And this is

1783
01:45:03,320 --> 01:45:09,160
Speaker 2: how you know that Langston truly identifies as evil. You're

1784
01:45:09,200 --> 01:45:12,360
Speaker 2: gonna said anything, you right? I like that bad guy?

1785
01:45:13,520 --> 01:45:16,400
Speaker 4: But is he a bad guy? His intentions are so

1786
01:45:16,640 --> 01:45:18,080
Speaker 4: good and that's the problem.

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01:45:19,000 --> 01:45:20,240
Speaker 2: Ah, he's a bad guy.

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01:45:20,360 --> 01:45:20,600
Speaker 7: I know.

1789
01:45:24,520 --> 01:45:30,600
Speaker 2: That's a bad answer. I get it. Oh, there was

1790
01:45:30,640 --> 01:45:31,240
Speaker 2: somebody over here.

1791
01:45:31,320 --> 01:45:33,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, so we all know that if you pull a

1792
01:45:33,920 --> 01:45:37,080
Speaker 7: book off the bookshelf sometimes it opens up.

1793
01:45:39,439 --> 01:45:40,040
Speaker 2: We all know that.

1794
01:45:43,439 --> 01:45:46,679
Speaker 1: This honestly felt like we just entered an escape room.

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01:45:53,600 --> 01:45:56,599
Speaker 2: Explodes quick playing in my face.

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01:45:58,280 --> 01:45:59,679
Speaker 4: What the fuck are you talking about?

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01:46:02,800 --> 01:46:03,000
Speaker 7: Yeah?

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01:46:03,040 --> 01:46:07,519
Speaker 4: I don't know. This felt like mind sweeper. I think

1799
01:46:07,560 --> 01:46:08,680
Speaker 4: I press here. I don't know.

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01:46:11,320 --> 01:46:12,600
Speaker 2: I don't even know what he's in. I don't know.

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01:46:13,120 --> 01:46:16,200
Speaker 1: Do we have Is that gonna be our last question

1802
01:46:16,360 --> 01:46:19,680
Speaker 1: for the evening? Okay, we got one more? I think

1803
01:46:19,720 --> 01:46:23,080
Speaker 1: we got one more. Thank god. That was gonna stress

1804
01:46:23,160 --> 01:46:28,920
Speaker 1: me out if this weird book boy was the last

1805
01:46:29,040 --> 01:46:38,320
Speaker 1: person I engaged with, riddle me this a book is

1806
01:46:38,360 --> 01:46:40,720
Speaker 1: a book if it's being polled.

1807
01:46:43,000 --> 01:46:48,400
Speaker 4: But if it's pushed exploding? The fuck are you talking about?

1808
01:46:48,479 --> 01:46:48,679
Speaker 2: Man?

1809
01:46:51,120 --> 01:46:53,639
Speaker 1: I did inedible before this. I don't need this stress.

1810
01:46:55,960 --> 01:47:01,680
Speaker 1: This is supposed to be cool for me. If you

1811
01:47:01,760 --> 01:47:05,400
Speaker 1: pull let the top, then the book comes out. But

1812
01:47:05,520 --> 01:47:08,080
Speaker 1: if you push shut the bottom then explodes in your face.

1813
01:47:11,280 --> 01:47:11,960
Speaker 4: What will it be?

1814
01:47:12,200 --> 01:47:12,599
Speaker 7: Boys?

1815
01:47:14,680 --> 01:47:15,519
Speaker 4: What will it be?

1816
01:47:20,200 --> 01:47:23,920
Speaker 2: Oh? Fuck?

1817
01:47:24,080 --> 01:47:24,240
Speaker 6: Man?

1818
01:47:35,720 --> 01:47:57,200
Speaker 2: Mm this like a trap? Pin me? Yeah? Yeah, he

1819
01:47:57,400 --> 01:47:58,519
Speaker 2: pinned me right down.

1820
01:48:00,760 --> 01:48:02,880
Speaker 4: Fuck. This might be a good This might be a

1821
01:48:02,960 --> 01:48:04,760
Speaker 4: good question for us to ask on our way out.

1822
01:48:05,720 --> 01:48:09,439
Speaker 1: Did who do you think made a more disappointing turn?

1823
01:48:11,160 --> 01:48:13,240
Speaker 4: Will whoa?

1824
01:48:13,320 --> 01:48:14,960
Speaker 2: I'm hearing Martin really.

1825
01:48:17,960 --> 01:48:18,160
Speaker 4: Well?

1826
01:48:18,200 --> 01:48:23,639
Speaker 2: He had a stroke. That was just that was his body.

1827
01:48:25,240 --> 01:48:30,439
Speaker 2: That's like being like, man, my grandpa sucks. Jada didn't

1828
01:48:30,479 --> 01:48:37,479
Speaker 2: give him a stroke. Yeah, Oh that's true. That's true.

1829
01:48:37,479 --> 01:48:39,360
Speaker 2: They both went out bad. Why did we have to

1830
01:48:39,479 --> 01:48:40,479
Speaker 2: kill all our heroes?

1831
01:48:41,520 --> 01:48:43,880
Speaker 1: I wish they left just one of them beyond come on,

1832
01:48:44,240 --> 01:48:49,559
Speaker 1: give me one. Don't learn about Frank Ocean. I don't

1833
01:48:49,600 --> 01:48:53,120
Speaker 1: want to learn nothing. I like him so much he

1834
01:48:53,360 --> 01:48:56,960
Speaker 1: really is the fucking best. He just makes the best

1835
01:48:57,080 --> 01:49:00,760
Speaker 1: music and shuts the fuck up and kisses on his

1836
01:49:00,920 --> 01:49:03,639
Speaker 1: boys and whatever, like he's the best.

1837
01:49:04,200 --> 01:49:04,920
Speaker 4: I love it.

1838
01:49:05,160 --> 01:49:08,000
Speaker 1: If we learn anything about him, keep it away from me.

1839
01:49:08,920 --> 01:49:09,479
Speaker 4: I don't want it.

1840
01:49:10,479 --> 01:49:21,840
Speaker 14: Huh What did I just say? I just said it,

1841
01:49:24,800 --> 01:49:25,839
Speaker 14: That's all I asked.

1842
01:49:27,960 --> 01:49:30,679
Speaker 4: Man stopped this show. Bye, We're leaving.

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01:49:36,200 --> 01:49:38,799
Speaker 1: My Mama Told Me is a production of Will Ferrell's

1844
01:49:38,840 --> 01:49:43,360
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1845
01:49:43,200 --> 01:49:47,120
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1846
01:49:47,360 --> 01:49:51,800
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1847
01:49:52,000 --> 01:49:55,719
Speaker 2: produced by Bee Wayne edited and engineered by Justin.

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01:49:55,640 --> 01:49:58,280
Speaker 4: Kopfon, music by Nick Chambers.

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01:49:58,200 --> 01:49:59,799
Speaker 2: Artwork by Dogon Creekan.

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01:50:00,120 --> 01:50:02,800
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1851
01:50:02,920 --> 01:50:07,160
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