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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tapp. Wait,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, whose is it? Whose phone tapp? And

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Speaker 1: it's it's Danielle's missus Moss. All right, let's get into

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Speaker 1: the phone tap, daniel What are you so? Olivia is

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Speaker 1: tapping Melissa? You know they own a little restaurant and

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Speaker 1: miss Moskalls just wants to make a reservation. She's having

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Speaker 1: a party. This is probably a very complicated let's.

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Speaker 2: Listen to your phone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to book a holiday party for tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Oh listen, I'm sorry, but tomorrow is a little bit

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Speaker 2: we are book huh yeah, I'm actually booked for tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: What we are? We don't have any faith to book

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Speaker 2: a new party for tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: How can you big book for tomorrow when it's only today?

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Speaker 1: I mean, if it's only today, you shouldn't be booked for tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even make a reservation, and I don't know

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Speaker 1: how you have all reservations for tomorrow already.

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Speaker 2: Are you trying to make a dinner reservation or are

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Speaker 2: you trying to book a party?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's for thirty four people.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So basically how it works is when you book

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Speaker 2: a party, you have to do it more.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right right. I want to book a party thirty

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Speaker 1: four people tomorrow night at eight o'clock.

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Speaker 2: Okay, no, no, I'm sorry, Let's make it six.

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Speaker 1: Let's make it six. I'm an old lady. I like

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Speaker 1: to go to bed early.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I understand that we're not that kind of restaurant.

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Speaker 2: You have to book us in advance.

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Speaker 1: Do you have Monzarella sticks? Because I lack a lot

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Speaker 1: of Monzarella sticks.

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Speaker 2: We cannot accommodate your party tomorrow. I'm very very sorry.

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Speaker 2: You must want to look someone. We cannot accommodate your party.

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Speaker 2: We have no faith for you at our restaurant.

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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna come at six because you know, I

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Speaker 1: can't say thirty four people. And I'm I also like

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Speaker 1: a lot of Marin Aara sauce with mons of Rellistics,

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Speaker 1: so make sure there's that actually.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, if you show up tomorrow, if you

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Speaker 2: show up, we will have no seat for you. We

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Speaker 2: will have no Mansarella six for you. Okay, we don't

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Speaker 2: have faith. I'm so very sorry.

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Speaker 1: Do you do you mock toballsuit because half of my

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Speaker 1: guests are Jewish. We're having a holiday party. We're going

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Speaker 1: to have a monora on one side of the tree

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Speaker 1: and a tree on the other side. Is that all right?

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Speaker 2: If you want to book something maybe in January or maybe.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, what would I who's going to have a

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Speaker 1: holiday party in January? It took me a while to

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Speaker 1: get your number because I don't have the internets, and

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Speaker 1: so I had to go down to the store that

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Speaker 1: cuts my coke cuts, you know, Bob. My son Marvin

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Speaker 1: had to drive me there, and he drove me to

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Speaker 1: the place that has the coke cuts, and Bob he

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Speaker 1: gave me a phone umber.

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Speaker 2: So then Bob, well, I appreciate Bob. I appreciate Bob giving.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have a panther rite down the phone number,

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Speaker 1: so it took me a few minutes. And that's why

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Speaker 1: I called so late. So as you can see, there

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Speaker 1: was a lot of things going on. And that's how

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Speaker 1: sorry what.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, so sorry. I wish we could have

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Speaker 2: you come in, but we can't. Maybe think of a

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Speaker 2: couple other dates in the future. Calls back and we'll

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Speaker 2: try to accommodate.

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Speaker 1: You, all right, So you write down my name, pay

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Speaker 1: my name is marshcallopsis Hello, Yeah, hello. You told me

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Speaker 1: to call back and tell you what my earliest convenience was,

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Speaker 1: so I wanted to tell you that's tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not do your tomorrow. What no? What? No? No?

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Speaker 1: Is it because I have Jewish friends coming? Is that

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Speaker 1: the problem? And I am oftending that you are saying

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Speaker 1: that I'm allowed to speak to your manager because I

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Speaker 1: don't think you'll be in nice. I think it's old

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Speaker 1: people and I don't think you like my Jewish friends.

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Speaker 2: Nothing available tomorrow?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: If you have other people that took the time to

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Speaker 2: plan ahead and so we cannot accommodate your party.

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Speaker 1: It's so nice of you. I'm so set that thirty

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Speaker 1: four of us are coming.

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Speaker 2: And again, you know, I guess what. We're closed tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: You're not close tomorrow. You're so funny. Don't be funny.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, very funny. I don't think that's nice. You

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Speaker 1: just being mean to old people.

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Speaker 2: Can be sitting outside other people who plan ahead. We

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Speaker 2: are not accommodating your party. Are you laughing at it?

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Speaker 1: Because Olivia, this is Daniel Manarroll from Elvis Durant in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show. You just got phone tapped, oh my gosh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not reading an old lady, and Melissa was in

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Speaker 1: on it the whole time. Me, Lissa, you there, huh what?

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Speaker 2: Hello? Hello, I just aged like ten years, gotcha on

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Durant phone tap