1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,200 Speaker 1: We cover a lot of content on this show, trends, 2 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:10,880 Speaker 1: news stories, sniff studies. Those sniff studies are really big 3 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:14,520 Speaker 1: right now, and the listeners probably hear us and wonder, 4 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:18,119 Speaker 1: how do you know all this stuff? Was Jeff just 5 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:20,599 Speaker 1: born really really smart. 6 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:23,080 Speaker 2: I don't think anyone's ever wondered that. Don't we all 7 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 2: know the answer to that. 8 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:27,040 Speaker 1: But today I'm going to pull back the curtain on 9 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 1: all of morning radio just a tad because. 10 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,680 Speaker 2: The truth is uh huh. 11 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,960 Speaker 3: There's a few radio websites that we go to that 12 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 3: find and organize all of it for us. They're called 13 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:44,599 Speaker 3: prep sites because by tradition, most radio people are lazy 14 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:45,440 Speaker 3: and we don't like. 15 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:49,680 Speaker 1: To work so normally, to fill four hours of content, 16 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:54,320 Speaker 1: we milk those stories down to the bone. R milking 17 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,960 Speaker 1: today like a milk maid. Yes, I am underneath and 18 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 1: utter right now, just yankin. I'll let you know that 19 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:08,200 Speaker 1: that is not gonna happen today. Instead, I'm challenging myself 20 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 1: to plow through four hours of content in one juicy, 21 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 1: edge of your seat minute. It's not how a show works, Jeffy, 22 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 1: not how most shows work, but I don't care. It's 23 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:23,000 Speaker 1: time to blow the show. 24 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 2: And you're the minute man behind it. It's right. 25 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 1: I'm a minute man and I'm proud of it today. 26 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 1: So Ash ninety sixty seconds, Brook, do not try and. 27 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 2: Stop me on this. I'm not. 28 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 1: Let's go alight. Experts say you shouldn't charge your phone overnight. 29 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:41,720 Speaker 1: Why lower overall battery life? What should we do instead? 30 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:42,119 Speaker 4: Jeff? 31 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,160 Speaker 1: You're supposed to charge it for forty five minutes in 32 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 1: the morning. 33 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,919 Speaker 2: Duh. Also, why are you yelling? Steven? 34 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:52,160 Speaker 1: The fielder has been lying to us for years. You 35 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 1: know what that sound is, dynastic book, Jeff. 36 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:56,440 Speaker 2: That's right, Timmy. 37 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:59,560 Speaker 1: But science just found out that real velociraptors were only 38 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 1: three feet tall and weighed thirty pounds, and they had feathers. 39 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: It's not scary, ste. 40 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 2: Next type line. 41 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:11,880 Speaker 1: More dark secrets to the homish lifestyle have been leaked. 42 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:16,679 Speaker 1: It turns out they don't have social Security numbers. The 43 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 1: dinosaur I just get sack to thelf with knowledge. Why 44 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 1: you did, Timmy? And finally time for our nerdy question 45 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,720 Speaker 1: of the day. Is a nerd question. I wonder what 46 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 1: would dragons smell like if they existed in real life? 47 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 2: That's a stupid question. 48 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,359 Speaker 1: But experts say burnt electricity and chlorine, and their breath 49 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 1: would smell like rotting flesh. Why this movie of lies 50 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: steal thees? 51 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,080 Speaker 2: That's it? Show is blown? 52 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 4: Why that was all the content on the prep site today. 53 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 4: Let's get into the show question of the day and 54 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 4: send it over to the man the legend, mister pop 55 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:56,320 Speaker 4: lock in Socket Digital Jake. 56 00:02:56,840 --> 00:03:00,240 Speaker 2: Much like a butterfly exiting a cocoon for the first time, 57 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 2: this past week of trivia has been transformative for one 58 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 2: member of this show. Wow. He began as a feeble, fragile, 59 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 2: and frail boy with an underpants problem. But somehow, through 60 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 2: multiple five hour energies and abundant chocolate muffins, Yeah, he 61 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 2: found the courage and strength to talk trash to every 62 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:22,240 Speaker 2: single member of this morning show is under We're still 63 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:26,080 Speaker 2: a problem, though very much so. I'm speaking though, about 64 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 2: our very own young Jeffrey, who has asked me now 65 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 2: to call him hung Jeffrey because of his unabashed machismo, 66 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 2: which oozes from every pore of his body. Through dominating 67 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 2: and powerful performances, he racked up a string of winds 68 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:47,000 Speaker 2: that would make the nineteen seventy six Montreal Canadians hockey 69 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 2: team jealous to say the least. Brook Yes, the very least. 70 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 2: And even though we didn't come away with a victory yesterday, 71 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 2: he still got more questions right than Brooke. To him, 72 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 2: that's all that Mapp actually tied. Thank you very much, 73 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 2: take it the same amount. With that said, it's finally 74 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,200 Speaker 2: time to see what he brings to the table today. 75 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:14,880 Speaker 1: As we play oh Locker. 76 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,800 Speaker 2: Shocker, each host has twenty seconds to answer rapid fire trivia. 77 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:19,839 Speaker 2: If they don't know an answer, they can skip it, 78 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,560 Speaker 2: and at the end, the person with the most right 79 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 2: answers will get to choose which other host gets zapped 80 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 2: by an electric dog collar. We'll kick it off with 81 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 2: someone who didn't believe Earth was a real planet, Alexis. Hey, 82 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:32,680 Speaker 2: I don't know. 83 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:37,039 Speaker 1: All my planets might have that one. 84 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 2: All right, Alexis, are you ready? Yeah? Your time starts now? 85 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 2: What color is door? The Explorers shirt? Purple Pink released 86 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:54,440 Speaker 2: November nineteen ninety nine. What rapper actor titled his album Willennium. 87 00:04:54,480 --> 00:05:02,159 Speaker 2: We'll see Smith. It's Will Smith. What's the first element 88 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:08,560 Speaker 2: on the periodic table? H? Two O. 89 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:17,919 Speaker 1: Two elements? You've heard this before. 90 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 2: That was zero points. Let's move on to Jose. 91 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 1: Alright, Jose, want the trash doesn't take itself out. 92 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:33,479 Speaker 2: I don't know what that means exactly. Jose is all right, Jose, 93 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:39,160 Speaker 2: Your time starts now. What's the closest continent to Antarctica? Africa? 94 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:45,360 Speaker 2: South America. What's the name of Jose's house plant? That's right? 95 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:48,159 Speaker 2: Or in Suela too? In Blues Clues, Salt and Pepper 96 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:53,479 Speaker 2: had a child named what Paprika? What's the name of 97 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:59,640 Speaker 2: the hunchback of Notre Dame quasi motive? I thought it 98 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:09,040 Speaker 2: was Dave Motose. That's two. You have control the board 99 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:13,119 Speaker 2: right now. Now move on to the final two. Brook, 100 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:17,040 Speaker 2: don't embarrass yourself today. Okay, your time starts. 101 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:22,120 Speaker 1: You know, Brook, everyone has dreams minus to crush yours today, 102 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,039 Speaker 1: So best of luck to you. 103 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:28,520 Speaker 2: Brook. Why am I your nemesis? I thought we were friends? 104 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:33,840 Speaker 2: Go ahead, brook O, Brook, your time starts now. Who 105 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 2: is older Bono or Sting? Sting? Where did the Raiders 106 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:43,599 Speaker 2: play prior to Las Vegas, La? What's our text line 107 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:48,800 Speaker 2: phone number? What's the top color of a rainbow? Red? 108 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:53,440 Speaker 2: On the TV show Friends? What was Ross's job psychologist? 109 00:06:54,120 --> 00:07:01,960 Speaker 2: Sorry the other petologist? You two you're tied with Jose, 110 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,760 Speaker 2: I couldn't give you points for the Raiders one, even 111 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:08,159 Speaker 2: though they did play. But I said, prior, prior to 112 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 2: Vegas anything, I will take more points, So help me go. 113 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,960 Speaker 2: All right, Jose and Brooker both tied. We could have 114 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,200 Speaker 2: a code Clocker Shocker today and Jeffrey can't get more 115 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:23,760 Speaker 2: than three. 116 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:27,040 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna let my success speak for itself. 117 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:32,520 Speaker 2: Jeffrey, your time starts now. Wendy's has the Frosty, But 118 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,120 Speaker 2: what's the name of the special ice cream treat? The 119 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:37,400 Speaker 2: McDonald sells the mcflurry when we dress up a Scooby 120 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,000 Speaker 2: Doo gang. Who is alexis. 121 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:41,800 Speaker 1: Uh, Daphne? 122 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:48,560 Speaker 2: What's further north Vancouver, Washington or Toronto, Ontario? Vancouver? What 123 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:55,520 Speaker 2: that's it? Jeffrey, that's three? You got it? Impressive, No surprise. 124 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,239 Speaker 1: I win Clocker Shocker again and I get to choose 125 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:00,240 Speaker 1: to get shocked and once again. 126 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:03,000 Speaker 2: Brook Let me guess you're. 127 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:05,040 Speaker 1: Gonna need to learn your lessons somewhat. 128 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:07,920 Speaker 2: He's doing this just because he likes to hear me sing. 129 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,320 Speaker 2: Oh no, forgive me those lyrics. 130 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:13,720 Speaker 1: Okay, whatever you want to think, just start singing and 131 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,880 Speaker 1: start getting shocked. I like that boom boom pal. 132 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:21,520 Speaker 2: Stuff. 133 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:27,360 Speaker 1: Now I really did come full circle with the shot God. 134 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:29,360 Speaker 2: He says, I'm so three thousand and eight. 135 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:30,320 Speaker 1: That's my patches. 136 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:36,440 Speaker 2: Who what you're so security? What's the streets? 137 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:42,320 Speaker 1: We're gonna leak a little bit of Brooks address every 138 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,040 Speaker 1: single day for the rest. 139 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,960 Speaker 2: Of the week. Bergie was at my house. 140 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,320 Speaker 1: That's your shock collar question of the day. Phone taps 141 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,600 Speaker 1: coming up in just a few minutes.