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Speaker 1: I'm shook. It's memoirs, Martini. Clebrity Book Club. Come read

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Speaker 1: it while it's hot. Celebrity book Club, tell your secrets.

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Speaker 1: We won't talk celebrity books. No boys are alloud. Celebrity

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Speaker 1: book say it loud and poud. Celebrity book Club. Buzz Man.

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Speaker 1: I brought the queer poe Hey best friend. What's up? Motherfucker? Hey?

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Speaker 1: What up? You sexy homosexual who I would love to

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Speaker 1: suck that ever living go out of. I would love

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Speaker 1: to jack off with you in the back of a

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Speaker 1: school bus. Not in a gay way, just in a

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Speaker 1: browing the fuck down way. You know what I ulto

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Speaker 1: like to do. I would like to hump sharks with you,

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Speaker 1: also in a completely headeroseexual way. I literally just want

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Speaker 1: to roll around naked and a diaper with you, because

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Speaker 1: that's what friendship is about. Um My dude, how art

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Speaker 1: thou On this crazy Monday? No, this kid crazy Monday,

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Speaker 1: and we're entering the freaking holiday season. I'm really stressed.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to go to Verimont to see my familia.

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Speaker 1: Your mount ahead into traffic, So what are you leaving

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Speaker 1: h tomorrow? We're gonna try and leave it now aka

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Speaker 1: three pm. Yeah, we're gonna try to beat the traffic.

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Speaker 1: My husband, UM, he's gonna pick me up after lunch,

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Speaker 1: and I know it's gonna be helped, but we're gonna try. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all you can do is try. And I just said,

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Speaker 1: a little bit just like okay, and welcome to six

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Speaker 1: But you know what, we can do it because we

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Speaker 1: can do hard things. Um. Anyway, I'm nervous about that.

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Speaker 1: And then sidebar, I am recently or and just like

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Speaker 1: lend up for patron And so I'm I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: sell all of my like designer clothes that I have

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Speaker 1: accrued over the years. Um. So I've been dmning with

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Speaker 1: store James Valoria Ruby former guest room, former collister forms

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Speaker 1: form with General mccullos, General mcc over there at James

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Speaker 1: this Echos s blazer, not that I don't love it,

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Speaker 1: I just don't wear it totally totally um and they

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Speaker 1: were like, we actually can't buy that because like is

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Speaker 1: right next to us that blazer is cute. And I'll

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Speaker 1: reveal next week's vape how much money I make at

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Speaker 1: James Gloria is selling my money clothes. Before we get

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Speaker 1: into our book, I qualified and as approved for an

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Speaker 1: online focus group about vodka. JAMRL call from a company

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Speaker 1: called y i Q the day before Thanksgiving. You're doing

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Speaker 1: a vodka focus group tasting almost like poison as face. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm so confused because in my day I would go

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Speaker 1: to an office, okay, and they would show me in

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Speaker 1: a group of like nurses advertisements. But this is just

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Speaker 1: gonna be like unzoom, Like I know, I'm not You're

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Speaker 1: not even gonna be tasting the vodka. Are they sending

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Speaker 1: you nips? No? I wish I know. I get like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this is so sad. They're just gonna be like does

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Speaker 1: this appeal to you? And you're watching something like live stream.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure me like watching a blurry deep water Eddie

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Speaker 1: do you buy deep Eddie vodka once a month, three

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Speaker 1: and pepper martini. Okay, that's so Russian vodka. And I'll reveal, Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're giving so much fair and you know why we're

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Speaker 1: doing that, because we're trying to get you over there, um,

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Speaker 1: because Stephen is out here on the corner of hawking clothes,

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Speaker 1: vald me literally any cash flow please sign up for

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Speaker 1: our past. Someone who also desperately needs cash flow is

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Speaker 1: a motherfucking crazy dude, a rock star, legend, stunt master,

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Speaker 1: one of the craziest motherfucker's on this planet. Stevens Stevo.

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Speaker 1: You know him from Jackass, you know him from MTV.

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Speaker 1: You know him from Wild Boys, the Jack Off, Jack

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Speaker 1: Jack Has two, jackas three or a real wild antics

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Speaker 1: and crazy guy. And we read his book Professional Idiot. Yes, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so Lily, we have to start this episode off with

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Speaker 1: some real jack I mean, this is so like, this

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Speaker 1: Shotgunning is when you stop this side open and step

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Speaker 1: like jack Us, the thirty five plus year is about

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Speaker 1: just chugging a beer and not okay, so can you

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Speaker 1: do this? You're pussing? Okay, can you actually fucking chugging

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Speaker 1: want to get in all fours and ask for a

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Speaker 1: want to chuck the beer? I want to chuck. I'll

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Speaker 1: just be interested to see that tuck it. You're talking

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Speaker 1: It's just like a bag of dicks. No, I've watched

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Speaker 1: me dis one two three. Oh fuck, the bubbles are

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Speaker 1: Oh Steven's baby, he's put in a arenious How much

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Speaker 1: is in your fucking beer? Let me, let me let

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Speaker 1: me feel it? Oh my god, this is like sixty

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Speaker 1: five percent ful, you fagot. Don't make fun of me,

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Speaker 1: a little bitch shot. Hi. Yeah, this is the pussy department.

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Speaker 1: This is Lily speaking. Yes, I'm the chief officer of

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Speaker 1: being a pussy. How are you? What? How are we

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Speaker 1: doing for today? It's I have a small mouth? Oh

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Speaker 1: we know, all right, Well I'm because I'm actually a

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Speaker 1: Riss is literally stales sixty percentful? You took one more step?

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Speaker 1: you know, who's not a pussy is Stevo. Stevo's not

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Speaker 1: Well the Pillow guys like so insane. It's not a comedy,

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Speaker 1: and Steve O's a comedy. This is more of yeah,

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Speaker 1: Then he's like, he's like and then we moved back

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Speaker 1: And the dad was just like shut up. He's like,

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Speaker 1: was so here's the thing about Steve row Like, he

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Speaker 1: how he was He's just like really annoying and obnoxious

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Speaker 1: beginning of the book. You have to because really, this

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Speaker 1: like I hope to one to be famous. But great,

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Speaker 1: Can we just go back a second for his rich upbergaining.

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Speaker 1: You know, there's so many fridges full of pepsi that

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Speaker 1: So his father is like mister international. His mother is

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Speaker 1: of course his sisters like missus Dogodor who wants to

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Speaker 1: that's like flinch a profound statement, but it's like, you're right,

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Speaker 1: always catching him where he's just like needle in his

423
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 1: toes like mid jerking off bud asleep like underwear. He

424
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,520
Speaker 1: pulls out a tooth to impress a girl and in

425
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 1: class once like what this is, Like, that's what you're

426
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 1: saying about. How it's just like he's always been this

427
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:10,960
Speaker 1: person where he just like weirdly manifested this career where

428
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 1: he just was doing stupid shit all the time. Yeah,

429
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 1: and he was made a show about it. But like

430
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 1: he was in class, he was like, I bet I

431
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 1: can like get out of this class, like to some

432
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:20,919
Speaker 1: random girl, and she was like how he was like

433
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 1: by making my tooth fall out. And then he just

434
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,119
Speaker 1: yanks a tooth out and starts bleeding everywhere and they

435
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 1: sent him to the doctor. And then like with the

436
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 1: like swimming and stuff, he's like, oh, you know, like

437
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 1: I got really into doing like crazy flips. Yeah. And

438
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 1: then and then he just like learns how to like

439
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 1: be a crazy diverse I mean, you know, so a

440
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 1: lot of this. Then so this overlaps the skateboarding culture

441
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 1: and he's like doing skating and then and then, which

442
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,240
Speaker 1: I really didn't know, his parents were like you gotta

443
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 1: do something. He's dropped out of like to a University

444
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:54,400
Speaker 1: of Albuquerque, and he goes to the wrangling college, which

445
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 1: he gets in and it's extremely selective. It's harder to

446
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 1: get into it than Harvard. It's free. So then he

447
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:02,679
Speaker 1: goes to clown school. He learns how to juggle and

448
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 1: walk on stilts, and then he ends up being very

449
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:08,919
Speaker 1: stilty on jack as it's very stilty, And he eventually

450
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: gets a job as a clown on a cruise ship,

451
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 1: Carnival Carnival Cruise. But it sounds like he's being like

452
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: so obnoxious and like he's taking his job description to me,

453
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 1: and then he like wanders around the cruise ship like

454
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:26,479
Speaker 1: fucking with people. You know, he's always like saving up

455
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 1: for stilts and then just like fucking with people in

456
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 1: clown makeup the time in this book, if I can

457
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 1: find it that I could not stop laughing. I don't

458
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 1: know if he was in he was like, I would

459
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 1: just like bike around in clown makeup, like hitting on

460
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,919
Speaker 1: random people, and then I would put chocolate putting in

461
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:50,120
Speaker 1: my pants and run around Connecticut saying sorry, use your

462
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 1: bathroom myself. Darien in Darren, Connecticut another Arian from Darian. Yeah, okay,

463
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,879
Speaker 1: but then he of course pathologies that as well, and

464
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 1: he's like, it was always I wanted to be someone else,

465
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,640
Speaker 1: Like I took my passport photo while wearing my football

466
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 1: uniform when he was like seven, because like I always

467
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,439
Speaker 1: had to be a character, always had to be. So

468
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: he goes to Clown college, goes on this cruise ship,

469
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: and then the other two clowns that recruited him, who

470
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 1: were his like fellow alums from Barnam and Bailey School,

471
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 1: like hate him so much that they conspire to like

472
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 1: get him fired. And so like they dock at like

473
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 1: Miami or whatever, they're like, you're fired. Because this is

474
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 1: to me what is also kind of so my pillow

475
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 1: guy about this book where it's like there are just

476
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: some lines in this where you're like, go all the

477
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:42,119
Speaker 1: way off. So, once the Voyager was fully constructed, this

478
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 1: was like the largest cruise ship ever built. The whole

479
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,159
Speaker 1: staff road and across the Atlantic Florida, where I was

480
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,399
Speaker 1: officially informed of my dismissal. I left the boat with

481
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 1: nine thousand dollars in cash. I bought a nineteen ninety

482
00:26:53,400 --> 00:27:00,080
Speaker 1: one Mercury Grand Marquis stilts, juggling gear and a plane ticket. Okay,

483
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,399
Speaker 1: and then he just goes to California and just like

484
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:07,160
Speaker 1: continues well and just he Jackass always on this like

485
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 1: confidence hip and even season two of Jackass, He's homeless. Oh.

486
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,959
Speaker 1: Another thing I love about this book is the quotes

487
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 1: from people. Oh yeah, he has his sister, his dad, like,

488
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 1: he has his former agents who he's like, fuck them,

489
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 1: they screwed me over by like putting their names on

490
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 1: my life insurance policy. It's Johnny Knoxville. It's like, and

491
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,360
Speaker 1: they come in so in the way the book does.

492
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,679
Speaker 1: It is like they're indented and they're just fully like

493
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 1: in their own words, and I think this is like

494
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 1: way more books should do this. I think it's like

495
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 1: a really just brilliant formatting because he lets them speak

496
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,880
Speaker 1: of themselves. Obviously it's like edited, but I'm like, I

497
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 1: love that he's like talking to it about his sister

498
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 1: or talking about himself, and then his sister comes in

499
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: and just be like, yeah, Stepha was completely insane at

500
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: this point, and his emails like were so crazy and

501
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: like I would try to like get him committed but

502
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 1: I couldn't. But then they were also sweet and the

503
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,880
Speaker 1: dad would just be like, you know what I did

504
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 1: fuck up at that time? And I should have been

505
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: more around, and I did leave, and I was working

506
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 1: for like Bapesy Nibiscoe for too long. I mean when

507
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 1: he when he calls out the manager, when he's like,

508
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 1: my managers were ultimately being shady and like wanted to

509
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,199
Speaker 1: take out a life insurance policy on me, that of

510
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 1: which they would be the whole beneficiaries of. And then

511
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 1: they have a quote saying like, you know what, like

512
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: we were also twenty three and that was crazy of us,

513
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: and like, okay, the life insurance policy. So basically they

514
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 1: tell him, they convince him to get a life insurance policy,

515
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 1: and he says, only if you can make my like sisters,

516
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 1: my niece the soul Oka. Wait, this is what dud

517
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 1: Leap says at that point. So when he like suddenly

518
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 1: like the manager comes in with his quote, with his indentation,

519
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: the life insurance policy meant nothing to me. Never did.

520
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: The last thing I think about is to which Steve

521
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 1: would die for a life insurance policy. To be honest,

522
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: it was probably a really bad judgment to go down

523
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: that path, but shit, I was twenty three years old

524
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 1: and going in as bes like it's a little bit

525
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: like okay, so you kind of are basically admitting to

526
00:28:56,120 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 1: being shady. Yeah, super shady. M I want to read

527
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: one of his crazy stunts that he did here. Um,

528
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 1: by the way, his mother has had the brain aneurysm.

529
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: She is home fully like in Chroma one day we

530
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: filled a baby pool with elephant crabs that I'd spend

531
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: a week collecting from the circus and putting into these

532
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 1: huge chepperware binds. So already that he's going back every

533
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 1: single day. I also love when he goes to the

534
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 1: circus and like there's a quote from Knoxville just being

535
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: like we go fine when they very first meet him

536
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: and they're like he's working in a surface a circus

537
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 1: in Saint Petersburg, across the bay from Tampa, and they're

538
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 1: just like it was completely out of pocket and insane.

539
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 1: There's coke everywhere in his dressing room and he's like

540
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 1: being a fully scary clown where like children are running

541
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: to their moms at this like Russian run circus where

542
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 1: they're like torturing bears and he and in Tampa Bay

543
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: sidebar also like Steve stevea was like that circus was awesome,

544
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 1: teach me a lot, but it was really fucked up animals.

545
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 1: So then he writes an essay for Peta and then

546
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 1: Peter sorry, fuck Peter for a second, can I just

547
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: say that? And then Peta doesn't use his essay because

548
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 1: they're like, we actually had another essay from someone that

549
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: was like more respectful and better and well written, and

550
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 1: then are you? And he's like, you know what whatever.

551
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: All I'm trying to say is like no, and this

552
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 1: is why I'm sorry, But like Peta is ultimately still

553
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 1: show nineties full of elephant craft, they're full of elephant

554
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: cap because it's like Pete's not actually punk, and that's

555
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 1: my issue with them, and that's always been my issue

556
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 1: with them. Has am I totally making this up? Your

557
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 1: has your mother like ever gotten paint thrown on her? No,

558
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: you're you're definitely thinking it just like a movie. Okay, Like, oh,

559
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: woman walking out of Macy's in a big mink. I

560
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 1: wish I love the idea of my mother and her

561
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 1: nutria coat and they're like rich bish at Macy's in

562
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: downtown downtown boss done. No, that's never happened, but let's

563
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 1: make it happen. Okay, let's make it happen. Okay, So

564
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: let me get back to this elephant crap story. My

565
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 1: original plan had been to light my whole body on fire,

566
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: then to a backflip awful ladder into the pile of crap,

567
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: at which point I'd roll around and put out the flames.

568
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 1: Tremaine knew MTV wouldn't prove any fire related skits because

569
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: this is because a kid lit himself on fire, like

570
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 1: after Jackly Season one Legal Battles, so he suggested skipping

571
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: that part. Doing a backflip into the elephant shit off

572
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 1: a tall ladder would be enough. We filmed that one

573
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: in the yard of my mom's house. And then he

574
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: reveals that he didn't clean it. Um his sister literally

575
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: is taking care through Comado's mother and he's like yeah,

576
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: And then there was a rainstorm the next day all

577
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 1: the elephant shit flooded d and he said the one

578
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: of the producers had offered to clean up, and he

579
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, dude, you don't have to do

580
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: that because he's being so I want to impress the

581
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 1: guys and like not like spoil my chance to stay

582
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 1: on this MTV show, So like, don't worry about it.

583
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: We just covered my moms and my neighbor's darn Elvito.

584
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: I mean, there are times when he's a little inconsiderate.

585
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 1: So another time is, you know, when he's like taking

586
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 1: care of that like dying veteran in London and his

587
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:17,959
Speaker 1: like high school years not really screwed, and then he

588
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 1: just kind of stops going one day and like the

589
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: nine year old guys leaving so many messages being like,

590
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 1: can you please come take me to my like doctor,

591
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: he has a cataract surgery appointment, and then he just goes.

592
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,479
Speaker 1: I don't know whatever happened to that guy. It's like

593
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: he died that he died, babe. He was ninety two

594
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: and needed surgery and he died. He died that day.

595
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 1: He literally died because you didn't go. And he was

596
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 1: just like delete, delete delete, His like voice was on

597
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: his big nineties's, big Ritchie Ridge blank checks. So but

598
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 1: at least he's admitting that sorry, um sorry, he's sent

599
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 1: me Lvados Lavado's mom, who's not telling us the full truth.

600
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 1: He is being very honest. Bomb. I was kind of

601
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 1: surprised by this a little bit, like he you know,

602
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: it's very clear about how much he got paid for Jackass,

603
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: very low. Well, the first season, he got paid fifteen

604
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: dollars the entire season, right, which they didn't know what

605
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 1: was going to happen to. But then the second season

606
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: gets two thousand an episode, which is still astronomically low,

607
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: um for what they're doing. Yeah, and then but then

608
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 1: he's like he's getting most of the money though from

609
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: the live show the tours, and they were doing these

610
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: like messy boots tours, insane tours where they were just

611
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: like again like letting each other on fire and doing flips,

612
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 1: and like he was always stabling his ass together. Um,

613
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 1: and I'm like plowing out like a cobra snake, like

614
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 1: on stage, like a insanely venomous cobra that could like

615
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 1: kill everyone, and just like with not even a snake trainer.

616
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: And he's like on coke, ketamine pills, drinking like insanely

617
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 1: wasted at the time when he's like, oh, I don't

618
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 1: want it, to do an ivy of vodka and he

619
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: does like six shots via ivy and then then he

620
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 1: goes shot and he's like, yeah, so then I'm on

621
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: stilt and I walked back into the hotel bar and

622
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: I get more great goose to put in the Ivy.

623
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: He fucks a lot of girls. Okay, wait, can we

624
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 1: talk about let's talk about his hand. And I was

625
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: gonna say him in Paris and Nicole. Okay, I do

626
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 1: want to get there. But hello, the scene when him

627
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 1: and Pontius, so Chris Ponnie's who he always calls Ponti

628
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: who he does Wild Boys, the spin off where they

629
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: like travel the globe, and it really taught him a

630
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 1: lot about other cultures. He's like, WHOA, Like, it's really crazy,

631
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 1: Like I learned so much about the world, honestly, and

632
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 1: it is beautiful. And that was also the arrow when

633
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: Cameron Diaz had her show Trip Rippen and it was

634
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 1: Anthony Bourdane and it was about just like you know, colonialism.

635
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Speaker 1: But I do think there was such a fun you

636
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 1: know what was great about that show and about Jackass also,

637
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: which I do think it's an amazing show. But there's

638
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Speaker 1: a reel you ever watch. I watched it today, okay

639
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 1: the first time. No, I'd seen it, but I've forgotten

640
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 1: how like, oh, did you watch it while getting fucked

641
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 1: by God? No? Um, because I'm not gay, because that's gay. Uh,

642
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: that's shows you like scared to watch it? Like when

643
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 1: we were in high school. Right backet all the way

644
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: it sound. Literally, baby, you've already proven yourself to be

645
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 1: the hugest poser. You can't even shotgun forty percent of

646
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Speaker 1: a beer. Sorry, I haven't a normally small mouth. Okay,

647
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,399
Speaker 1: that's because I've done too many tricks and I've had

648
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:24,720
Speaker 1: to get surgery in my mouth. Small sucked and because

649
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: it got too enlarged from sucking on elephant trunk. It's

650
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: a really good show, and it's like funny stuff. It's raw,

651
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: it's funny, like you just get a sense of there's

652
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,319
Speaker 1: a sort of relentless positivity to it in its in

653
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: its nihilism. I love this. Actually, it feels very my

654
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: mother right now, what you're saying, I'm just watching checks

655
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: to the front. You're like, I mean the positivity is beautiful.

656
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 1: I mean, we have so much a negativity these days,

657
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:57,919
Speaker 1: and you know the positivity of watching Jackasses It's it's beautiful. Yeah,

658
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 1: it's it's a beautiful vision of like, you know, nihilistic,

659
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 1: self destructive masculinity that actually isn't self destructive because it's

660
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 1: about community and joy. I think at the end of

661
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,439
Speaker 1: the day, and I think that like the show well

662
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: Boo Scott has entered the building. The community aspect is

663
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 1: so beautiful and our boys today need that we desperately needed.

664
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: And you know we are so alienated as a society

665
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: and we're so out of our phones, our phones. Okay,

666
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: so the best part, one of my favorite this book

667
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 1: is Stevo Hold on thread Needles. Later, m is uh

668
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 1: Stevo talking about like obviously like all the jerking off

669
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 1: they did together and how he was like, yeah, one

670
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,720
Speaker 1: of our challenges was how many times can you jerk

671
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 1: off in a car with the most packed amount of

672
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 1: guys in a car. They're in the backseat. They're on

673
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 1: a race from London to Russia, which, by the way,

674
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: tell me how they drive from London to mainland. He's like, yeah,

675
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 1: I actually only came four times times in like four

676
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: days because like he's like I'm tugging at my dick

677
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 1: constantly and him and Paniaswer in the backseat just both

678
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 1: jacking off. He's like, he's like it's really actually hard

679
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: to like come because like but then he basically says

680
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 1: something beautiful I thought where he's like a lot of

681
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 1: people like thought maybe like we were being homophobic, but

682
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 1: actually so many teen boys of that age, like we're

683
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: so uncomfortable about seeing guys hook up. So he's like, actually,

684
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: think Jackass did more to fight homophobia with him like

685
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 1: any other show, because he was like, yeah, we were

686
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: basically constantly looking up show. I agree. Well. Then there

687
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 1: is this scene though, when he then kisses Chris's dick.

688
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and he's like, I know, I know you've

689
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 1: all wanted. Okay, so they're in Russia and he's like,

690
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: I wanted some shocking footage to contribute to this venturing

691
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: with my brain swimming in vodka, a plan was hatched.

692
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 1: Panias got naked, and I addressed the camera. Let's face it,

693
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 1: all wild Boys has been is an agonizing way to

694
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: see this happen. Then I lifted pantias is Wiener with

695
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: my fingers and planted a kiss right on the head

696
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 1: of his dick. So there it is, I continued looking

697
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: at the camera. Now you've seen it, so now it's over. Okay,

698
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,879
Speaker 1: but I'm saying, like Moly does his kiss the head

699
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,720
Speaker 1: of the deck. I think this is him reflecting later

700
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,840
Speaker 1: because then I'm like, why don't you suck he avoids

701
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: when they're an Indian and they're doing like a Khma

702
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 1: Sutra lesson, which is so nineties, and then he like

703
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 1: avoids doing like the entire shoe because he's like still

704
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: so embarrassed and doesn't because and you remember the car up.

705
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,799
Speaker 1: I feel like in one of the Jackass movies when

706
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 1: they stick the car up is ass. Yeah, Bryan, one

707
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: of the most incredible like scenes in a movie. Don't

708
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: remember seeing that in the theater. I mean, like this

709
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 1: is really funny, and like the doctor has just being like,

710
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: how how did you did you do this? And he

711
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 1: Stevo was like, they asked Stevo to do that, son,

712
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 1: he wouldn't do it because he was like, I don't

713
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,919
Speaker 1: stick things up my ass because he's been homophobic, which

714
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,439
Speaker 1: means me think that he is a little bit guy.

715
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: I mean the whole thing where he talks about how

716
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: he does like get a blow job from a trans

717
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 1: woman and she says in some other more kind of

718
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 1: offensive language, um, and then it's just he's like no,

719
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 1: but like literally like actually like she was more fam

720
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: than like some of the other CIS chicks. I've like

721
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 1: gotten blow jobs from it. It's like, so can't say sis.

722
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 1: In this book, I was doing a joke. Okay, yeah,

723
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 1: I think Okay. Also the scene where he I think

724
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 1: he liked it and was like, I would do that more. Yeah, dude,

725
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: a mouth is a mouth. Yeah, okay. When he walks

726
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 1: in on Chris has just sucked that girl and then

727
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 1: he fucks the girl and he's like, yeah, I got her,

728
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 1: and she was covered in his comment like then I

729
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: fucked her, And I was like, that's a level of

730
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:43,720
Speaker 1: like growing down that is kind of have you ever?

731
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess they know the answer to this question.

732
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 1: You've never had a moment like that with one of

733
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 1: your rows, Yeah, I guess. Well, wait, but I have

734
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: what oh where we're like both hooking up with the

735
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 1: same person or something like that at the same time

736
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: the same night or yeah, no, I haven't. You've been

737
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: milk sisters with someone. Yeah, um, say I've been in

738
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 1: the room with one of my bros while they've been

739
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: one You were there and you didn't know? I okay,

740
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: because I there was that one time me and friend

741
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: of the Pontaniel did fuck cousins on the same night, right,

742
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,760
Speaker 1: But not in the same room, no, but in bedrooms

743
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 1: that shared a wall. Yeah, so that kind of like,

744
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: you know, carry Daniels gay day. Yeah, No, I think

745
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,720
Speaker 1: Stevo in this way where he's reflecting back on things,

746
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: It's like at the time, I think he was very

747
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: afraid of being perceived gay, and then he's like looking

748
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 1: back being like, no, I actually think it was cool

749
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: that like we did everything but full anal sex. You

750
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: know what is funny though, how he's always going flight

751
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 1: attendants faggots. Oh yeah, a plane. I just had it

752
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,919
Speaker 1: on the plane. The flight attendant took the bottle away

753
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,760
Speaker 1: from me and I made a drunk and seeing screaming

754
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: in him and calling him a fat Yet Knoxville slunk

755
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,439
Speaker 1: down his seat next to me mortified. Also another time,

756
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 1: like Johnny Knoxville is being trying to be so the

757
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,439
Speaker 1: vote guy next to Stevo. Where like this time where

758
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: Stevo is going to have a photo shoot with like

759
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 1: Terry Richardson and Stevens being silly. So there's this photographer

760
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 1: Terry Richardson, he does really sexual photo shoots and he's like, yeah,

761
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: so I think I'm gonna be pointing a gun at

762
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: a girl while coming in her mouth, And then Johnny

763
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 1: Knoxville is like, absolutely not, I'm not doing that. Meanwhile, though,

764
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 1: K yeah, Knoxville, he's been like, Yo, we're doing a

765
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,439
Speaker 1: bookock is shoot with Terry, like we're short a couple

766
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: of cocks, like you want to come through. And then

767
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 1: he comes to He's like, yeah, so you're just gonna

768
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 1: get ahead with this girl and then some other guy's

769
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: gonna point a gun in her head. And Knoxville was like,

770
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 1: I'm totally not doing this. He's like, that's wrong, that's

771
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 1: totally wrong. It's like you did literally call up your

772
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 1: friend and ask him to participate in this shoet. But

773
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 1: I will say, yeah, I think Knoxville is a guy.

774
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 1: He had seen him on Family Feud recently, hilarious. I

775
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:06,760
Speaker 1: think he's sweet guy and like this So in this book,

776
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 1: like later in the book, like Stevo really gets in

777
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: a bad place. He needs to be taken to like

778
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: a psychiatric ward. He's like threatening to kill himself in

779
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: like a really everyone like emailing his dad like insane,

780
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 1: just in Psycho And Johnny comes to his house and

781
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: like and like does the intervention and puts him in

782
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: a car and like takes him to the psychiatric ward

783
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 1: and and Johnny has just being this really kind of

784
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 1: like and you know, Johnny went forward on the show,

785
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 1: he was always doing the most violent stunts. But I

786
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 1: do wonder where it's like Johnny Knoxville did all those

787
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 1: kind of same things and Stevo just took what John

788
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: Knoxville dead, like, you know, he was a little more

789
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: of the sidekick where it's like Johnny Knosville was crazy,

790
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,359
Speaker 1: but Steve was doing everything else times a million. John

791
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:46,720
Speaker 1: Nashville is just more confident and doesn't have the same issues.

792
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 1: This paired also with Jessica Simpson. No, I know, I

793
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: was going to say like narrative about Johnny, which he

794
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 1: kind of comes off pretty good in that book too. Yeah,

795
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: like we're they're having this like emotional affair after shooting

796
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 1: the Dukes of Hazzard, but they but they never consummate it.

797
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: But she keeps just being like he actually was just

798
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: like a good guy and like made me because I

799
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:08,839
Speaker 1: was kind of waiting for something where he was like, no,

800
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 1: I did feel like Johnny got all this money and

801
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 1: this or something like that, and it's like no, and

802
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,760
Speaker 1: you know, Johnny Knoxville, I think it was like stayed

803
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 1: also married like the same woman. I could be wrong,

804
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: maybe the recently divorced because you know, he's um bought

805
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 1: friend of the Pod Alex's sculptures, so he loves lesbian

806
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: CERAMICSA that is for his wife, right, that's cool? Yeah,

807
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 1: shout out to him. All right, we gotta move We

808
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 1: have to move on. And just before we go to

809
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: Simon's one insane blow job story before we go, where

810
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 1: he talks about how he got a blowjob from this

811
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Speaker 1: girl and midway through the blow job, she took off

812
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,799
Speaker 1: her dentures oh and said get ready to have her

813
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: mind blow and then he and then he tells all

814
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Speaker 1: What does she wear? How does she live there? Um?

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Speaker 1: What does she wear? So thick black eyeglasses? I guess

835
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:13,879
Speaker 1: what's her style now? Because it's in a style now

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Speaker 1: suit at a formal event or now I think he's

843
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: more just a skinny suit. I don't think he's vest Okay, yeah, um,

844
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 1: he was the outfitting of Tesla. Did he go like

845
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: do something crazy in Vegas? Cool? Yeah, sober I know

846
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 1: it's like that's so sober Tata stuff where he's like,

847
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 1: I'm about doing crazy trick in my Tesla. Um, what

848
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 1: does she eat well? But he does go vegetarian in

849
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,359
Speaker 1: this book. But I mean he's very like I will say,

850
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,399
Speaker 1: he doesn't really talk about food a lot. I don't

851
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 1: think he has like a very positive or negative relationship

852
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 1: with food. I think like he's always had like a

853
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 1: great body. I feel, no, it's insane. And the photos

854
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 1: when he is like in high school, he is a

855
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 1: six pack. He's got always he's got that, just like

856
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,720
Speaker 1: I'm a punk six pack and I'm like a skater

857
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 1: and I'm doing so many tricks and flips. So it's

858
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: like because like the other I would say him and

859
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,360
Speaker 1: John Knox when we have the best bodies in the

860
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: whole jackass crew, like Bam Margera doesn't like Chris Pontias

861
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 1: like has a little bit of a gut in like

862
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,720
Speaker 1: a fun sexy way, but like because I mean, here's

863
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: the thing, even though they're like punks that they are

864
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 1: being athletes, like it is an athletic sport, an athletic sport.

865
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 1: But he's definitely super. I just don't think he eats

866
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 1: that much. I think he's a protein. I think he's

867
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 1: just kind of like chicken. You know. Now he's being

868
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 1: so chicken. I'm sure he does eat chicken. It's like

869
00:46:56,120 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 1: chicken avocado. He's like, oh, this is a dope, terryakey,

870
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 1: poque chicken bowl. Yeah, I guess. I just I don't

871
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,359
Speaker 1: I don't see him being so I need to go.

872
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: I think that's a fuel up. I think as foodie

873
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: as he gets is probably going to a dope pizzeria

874
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: that's like very I'm saying he's more it's not about

875
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:18,279
Speaker 1: being foodie. But I'm saying I don't think he's saying

876
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,320
Speaker 1: as foodie as he gets as he goes through like

877
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 1: a cool bad pizzeria that's who fired, and he's like,

878
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 1: it's like very like he's going to the robertas of

879
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 1: yeah whatever. But I was saying that, I think he's

880
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: being more like dope sauce about a random kind of

881
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:38,280
Speaker 1: Callie's style. I think he's a little more tacos and pizzas.

882
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: It's more protein, like I think he's having like he's

883
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: a little more hot sauce, you know what I mean.

884
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 1: But I don't think he cares even I don't even

885
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 1: think he's telling his friends about Like I think he

886
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 1: would respond rather cool tacos than a cool pizzeria. And

887
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 1: I'll die on that monster on I won't die in

888
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,879
Speaker 1: the hell and you are a monster on the hell.

889
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: And I just don't think he's less dairy. You know,

890
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: there's cheese also like on most takas, okay most not

891
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 1: identical tacas like and burritos. The point is he's not

892
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 1: a foodie. Um, I think that what does how does

893
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:20,240
Speaker 1: he live? I'm gonna say that he so Anthony Keatius

894
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: where he's still like Plunge pool and Buddha, but like no,

895
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: because I also still don't know like how much money

896
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: he has at this point, Like he definitely has more.

897
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: I think it's like he is a little more like

898
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: tech gadget Like I think he does like like things

899
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 1: that like happen easily, like cool like a cool speaker,

900
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,919
Speaker 1: and like I feel like he's kind of just like, oh,

901
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:45,839
Speaker 1: check out my new air Frier, not even because he's

902
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: like foodie, but again because he's like, yeah, I can

903
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 1: actually make like boneless Sacha wings in these in two minutes. No,

904
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 1: I don't think that he's air frier, but I I

905
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: would bet you, I'll stake my life on it that

906
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 1: he doesn't have an air friar. Okay, but I got

907
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: you a bag of cat shreats. He has an air friar.

908
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 1: I do think it's like a little messy. And I

909
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 1: know this is rude. Maybe it's not much stuff. Like

910
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: I think it's like he like, yeah, he doesn't he

911
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 1: doesn't have shit. He's got like an empty house. It's

912
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 1: like empty house. There is a TV, there's a sound bar. Yeah,

913
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 1: and like he has a tesla and an air of friar.

914
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,919
Speaker 1: And he's had a girlfriend for the past like year

915
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: and a half. Maybe yeah, she's younger. Excuse me, yeah,

916
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 1: the bonito flake sir. Yeah, I've finally I mean she

917
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 1: finally finished her a little bitch pussy Asper. I'm moving

918
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: on to the man's drink water. Um. I do ultimately

919
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 1: like that his bad is low. I think his bed

920
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: is absolutely okay. What's interesting about him is that he

921
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 1: has a small dick, and he has a tattoo that

922
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 1: says I have a small leaner, but I do not

923
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 1: show him again him he has to do all these pranks.

924
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 1: I wonder what to make he think where it's like

925
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 1: because I'm thinking about this when he admits to having

926
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 1: a small dick, I'm like, what does a straight guy

927
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 1: think as a small dick? Because straight guys like only

928
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: see each other's like random placid decks and they're not

929
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,359
Speaker 1: like sucking so many hard decks. Well, then he had

930
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 1: that comment about how like you want to make your

931
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 1: dick look big on TV, but not too big because

932
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 1: full Okay, yeah, if you got about the kissing scene,

933
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 1: because he was like, if you get fully hard looks,

934
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 1: you like it, but like you don't want to look small.

935
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 1: I kind of think that his dick is maybe not

936
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,839
Speaker 1: as small as he thinks it is. I feel like

937
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: it's I don't think it's thick at all. That's what

938
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 1: I don't think thick and small. I think it's on

939
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:43,800
Speaker 1: a normal girth, but I also think it's normal length.

940
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's six and no, no,

941
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:50,279
Speaker 1: I think it's four. He's seen a million dicks in

942
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:54,839
Speaker 1: his life, like like dick doesn't see them hard. But

943
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: I think I bet you see I'm saying straight guys

944
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 1: don't really have a concept of how big a hard dick.

945
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 1: But I think we're always like fucking in the same room.

946
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: I think he's seen Johnny Knoxville hard and they're showing

947
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 1: each other photos like he's it's Johnny Knoxville being like,

948
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 1: this is me fucking. I don't think you can really

949
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 1: know how big a dick is until it's in your throat,

950
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 1: But I think I feel like they're always like next

951
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 1: to each other like strippers deep throating. Yeah, a little bit.

952
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 1: I think four. And I actually want to go back

953
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 1: to the house. Four absolutely four, it's five point five.

954
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 1: No one's dick is four. If your if your dick

955
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: is four, you're not even talking about your dick. You

956
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,439
Speaker 1: don't have a book, you don't even make a joke

957
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 1: called my dick is small. I don't know. I just well,

958
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: this also was interesting because I feel like gay guys

959
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,919
Speaker 1: basically if you have a small dick, you don't ever

960
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: talk about your dick, like or you pretend it's big,

961
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: but you would never say it's small, you know what

962
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,359
Speaker 1: I mean? And that's why it's like, I wonder if

963
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:56,240
Speaker 1: it's the same thing with Dick is. I'm just like, actually, small, Okay,

964
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 1: I'm sure we can I'm sure we can find a

965
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 1: photo of it. So I think I've just said. I

966
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,319
Speaker 1: think the most stuff in his roominess house is his

967
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:06,720
Speaker 1: office because I feel like he is so like video editing,

968
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 1: and I think there's like a peloton in there, and

969
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 1: I think he's peloton whoa, Yeah, that's souber toatted Chef,

970
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: And I think he's like, have you ever fucking done

971
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 1: like Cindy's ride? It's actually fucking crazy and it's crazier

972
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: than all of the time of the shit I've done

973
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,839
Speaker 1: in my life. Maybe you're right, sober todded Chef has

974
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: a peloton or does he have the peloton rowing machine?

975
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,760
Speaker 1: That's too random? Why would he get to rowing machine

976
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 1: to like flip off of yeah, because it's more flippy.

977
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 1: I just think that his ex he's like, I don't know,

978
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if he has that the non adhd

979
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: for that, Like he peloton is still like you're going fast,

980
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 1: like it's a class I've never this is. You're going fast.

981
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,840
Speaker 1: It's like clot somebody who has never been on a

982
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 1: pelot jo. They should put that in their new ad. Okay,

983
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 1: who are you in the book? Interesting? Interesting? Okay, he

984
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 1: is a Gemini and I did kind of sometimes like

985
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 1: identify with his absolute like menia. Um, but like you're

986
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 1: also a little bit of like your Pepsi dad. You're

987
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 1: a little bit Pepsi dad, I'm a little bit And

988
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 1: your sister, Yeah, who wants me in the FBI? That's

989
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 1: sow you and just like begrudgingly like doing the bed

990
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 1: sword changing. Um, yeah, I don't know if you're begrudgingly

991
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 1: bed sword changing. Yeah, no, I think youre's more FBI

992
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 1: like Tampa Gazette sister. Tampa Gazette sister, you're the Tampa

993
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 1: Gazette sister. And um, I mean I'm not Steve. Oh,

994
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm definitely like one of his like friends.

995
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 1: Who's that's crazy, that's crazy friends. You're one of the

996
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 1: wait wait wait, this was also so rich. You know

997
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,879
Speaker 1: who I am his like that girl that thinks he's

998
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 1: so dope that like runs his email changed called like

999
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 1: Steve's rat emails or something. Yeah, you're writing his email.

1000
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,319
Speaker 1: Let's serve into the ground. It was so rich when

1001
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 1: he was like, it was like I loved my um

1002
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 1: my step mom because she taught me Arabic and then

1003
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: I could impress my KUWAITI friends. But that's who you are.

1004
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 1: Here's Arabic stepmom, Sophia. It was just like being five.

1005
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:17,320
Speaker 1: There's a quote from her just being like, I like Steve.

1006
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,479
Speaker 1: I like Steve. He was my friend. Ted was hard

1007
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:21,840
Speaker 1: in him and you. I was like, oh, there's vibes.

1008
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 1: Did you guys hook up? He's like fucking everyone in

1009
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:28,879
Speaker 1: this book, But that's because he has a six six

1010
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: and that's giving five point five. All right, listen, I

1011
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 1: give this book honestly four to five. Like shopping carts

1012
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:42,240
Speaker 1: full of baby shit, I give four point honestly four

1013
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:47,359
Speaker 1: tupperwares full of elephant shit out of five tupperwares. It's

1014
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 1: a wild rod wild right, It's surprisingly literate, it's fun.

1015
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 1: You know. It's a vulnerable again. We love when a

1016
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:57,360
Speaker 1: book is vulnerable. You're gonna learn to talk about the celebrity.

1017
00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:00,080
Speaker 1: Talking about Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie get into it. He

1018
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:03,319
Speaker 1: like talks about how like Henry Rollins. He's like, I

1019
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 1: hate Henry Wallins. He apologizes to Nicole Richie Um for

1020
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 1: saying for not denying that they were dating, yeah, which

1021
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 1: is a little random and cuscus of him. I'm like,

1022
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 1: she doesn't care, baby, she's not reading. I know. She

1023
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,879
Speaker 1: never forgave me sort of coal if you're out there,

1024
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 1: like because I remember when that happened. He was like, yeah,

1025
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 1: we're dating, and then she was pissed, so um and

1026
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,840
Speaker 1: then even the book, he's like, and I really struggle

1027
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 1: with whether or not I should put this in the book.

1028
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 1: And it's like, sounds like you're really hung up on this.

1029
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: And that's why the house is small, because you know

1030
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,720
Speaker 1: he doesn't That's why I don't think there's a peloton

1031
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,480
Speaker 1: in this small like you used to agree, did agree

1032
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 1: that there was about I'm taking it back. It's a

1033
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 1: two bedroom in like Santa Alameda, and I don't think

1034
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,759
Speaker 1: there's a peloton in there. Okay, so there's just a

1035
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:50,359
Speaker 1: random there's a dealist peloton. I don't think there's an

1036
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 1: exercise machine. You don't think he's after paying a peloton?

1037
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 1: All right, Steve and I are going to continue this

1038
00:55:56,160 --> 00:56:02,280
Speaker 1: conversation on the street. We're gonna flip forward. Thank you, kids,

1039
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 1: Do not try any of this at Home to the

1040
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 1: or Freakin do okay, well um, send us any like

1041
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:12,280
Speaker 1: videos your tricks. We're gonna be posting some more tricks

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00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:20,680
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