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Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this, thirty something Friday's coming coming

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Speaker 1: yea brother, Well, how old you man, I'm twenty four. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what doing You're supposed to drive? Let me what I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing no crazy like this. Brother. Let me

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Speaker 1: The enemy's gonna blow your brains out. I ain't really

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Speaker 1: trying to hear all this. What I'm trying to do

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Speaker 1: Hold on man, hold on what you know? You don't

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Speaker 1: I've been that young brother. I'm trying to keep you

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you at this point.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I'm not doing it, so you kept

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Speaker 1: the other young brothers to do this. Thumb you watch

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. They read my offer. I

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Speaker 1: They looked at me every night where they wanted to

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Speaker 1: You ain't ready for that man. You ain't ready for what.

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Speaker 1: I think he got your land. Your brothers don't know

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Speaker 1: See now you're talking about going down. They're robbing the bank.

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Speaker 1: You ain't no bank ropper. Your sound like no thudal

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Speaker 1: nothing because they were blowing your your I wan't about

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Speaker 1: their paper. You don't understand that? And you sure you

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Speaker 1: to you? That? Yeah? What is it? All I want

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Speaker 1: to do is tell you it is that I'm nephew

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Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show and your boy card.

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Speaker 1: They don't got me the prank phone call you. I

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Speaker 1: them folks downtown, they're gonna blow you now. They're gonna

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Speaker 1: get your hundred years under the jail. Did you do?

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Speaker 1: Did you just hear what I just said? Though? What

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Speaker 1: you said something about with my partner? You know I

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Speaker 1: I don no, no, no no. I said, I'm nephew

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Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, your boy the

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Speaker 1: other another driver Cordell got me the prank phone. Oh

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Speaker 1: you if your time? Oh you mean Steve Harvey on

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Speaker 1: the radio. No, man, no, no, no, this is Are

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Speaker 1: you serious? Man? He see so your boy Carddell got

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Speaker 1: me to pray phone call you man. I'm gonna get that.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get that. When you lit my fire man,

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Speaker 1: I don't know that. I mean my fight moved how

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Speaker 1: he said, be careful? He say big sea. So he's

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Speaker 1: been he's been dying there even done some time. Been

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Speaker 1: that man, Come down, baby, come down, man. I got

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Speaker 1: one more question to ask you. Man, what's the baddest

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Speaker 1: radio show in the land. I want the Nephew Timmy,

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Speaker 1: but Steve Harvey Mornings Show. I got you, baby, Me

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Speaker 1: and your boy Cordell got you. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get here and man, meet you brother. I oh you

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Speaker 1: want to do much. Fourth and Filth. I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: it again. August third, fourth and fifth and Nephew was

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Speaker 1: at the Star Dome, Birmingham, Alabama, one of the biggest

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Speaker 1: and badest comedy clubs in the country. To Star Dome,

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Speaker 1: your tickets because the fool is coming and uh ignorance

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Speaker 1: only that comes around once every two or three years. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Who we

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Speaker 1: got because coming up in about twenty minutes after the hour,

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Speaker 1: a chance to win Steve's grand prize of one million dollars.

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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. He is here again. I don't know

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Speaker 1: I got money too. I'll lean you a pair if

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Speaker 1: You look at that I speak to you. I've got money,

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Speaker 1: Bubble bubble gum, buddleum, bubblegumbum, bubble the bubble gum, bubble bubblegum,

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Speaker 1: I love that. I ain't seen made age right right

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Speaker 1: we have to get to miss Anne, ladies and gentlemen, MS,

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Speaker 1: I'm starting out with some wonderful news. North Korea has

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Speaker 1: They're going to be doing DNA testing on the remains.

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Speaker 1: The return of those remains brought to a US base

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Speaker 1: in South Korea now is the latest movement that cautious

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Speaker 1: House Conservatives are in a fight with the US Justice

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Speaker 1: how Speaker Paul Ryan says he not with that. Do

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think we should be cavalier with

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Speaker 1: by the way, to become speaker after Paul Ryan retires.

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Speaker 1: Just so happens now, the President Trump of the European

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Speaker 1: said to the Europeans. I said to favor, would you

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Speaker 1: soybeans right now? Because what that whole soybean thing is

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Speaker 1: now going to be opened up. No tariffs, no nothing,

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Speaker 1: free trade. I call it free and friends, see that's

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Speaker 1: now suing the Piece of Chain, accusing the company of

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Speaker 1: he's accused of inappropriate behavior that John Stanna was asked

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Speaker 1: description of how he said white people we used to

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Speaker 1: other problems earlier and before against Snatter. So now he's

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Speaker 1: fighting back and he says he shouldn't have stepped down.

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Speaker 1: He wants to know why. Finally, the next class of

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Speaker 1: Kennedy Senator Honors has been announced. It includes the jazz

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Speaker 1: been nominated for a Kennedy Center Honor. Alright, Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show back with you with more entertainment coming up

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Speaker 1: twenty minute after the hour. You smart than nephew, Tommy?

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Speaker 1: Find out on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time to play.

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Speaker 1: Are you smarter than nephew? Tommy? Tommy, let's meet our contestant. Please,

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Speaker 1: let's do it. Let do a good morning. Who is this?

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Speaker 1: That's the same from Atlanta, Georgia. Faith, Yes, come on,

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Speaker 1: stepid stepid day. Faith now cross pollinating Tommy, what's doa?

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Speaker 1: I'm actually in the shipping business, import export. She's smart,

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Speaker 1: she's brilliant. You know area codes and everything. Man, you're

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Speaker 1: smarter than me. Faith, definitely, Tommy, come on. Now goes

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Speaker 1: without saying okay, okay. Well, here's what's gonna happen. Shirley

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Speaker 1: is going to ask both of us trivial questions. Whoever

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Speaker 1: answers the most questions correctly in sixty seconds is the winner?

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Speaker 1: Got it? Okay? Got it? All right? Stupid? Bye? All right, Tommy. Uh,

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Speaker 1: Faith is ready. We need you to step out of

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Speaker 1: the studio, please you alright, Faith, we can do this.

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Speaker 1: You can't be gotta have faith, gotta have faith. You're ready, Faith,

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Speaker 1: I'm read alright, cat, Please give me sixty seconds on

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Speaker 1: the clock. Please, thank you? Alright? Faith? Faith? What is

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Speaker 1: the only bird that flies backwards? Oh? What does the

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Speaker 1: Statue of Liberty hold in her right hand? The Teddy

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Speaker 1: Bear was named after what former US president? Um? Have

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Speaker 1: you world about? What is the main ingredient in Thousand

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Speaker 1: Island salad dressing? My name? What Michael Jackson song has

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Speaker 1: the lyrics any are you okay in it? Smooth? Criminal?

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Speaker 1: Spud spud web retired from what fessional sport basketball, rhino

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Speaker 1: plasty is better known as what um? That's um? That's

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Speaker 1: um your note? What US holiday is celebrated every year

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Speaker 1: on the fourth Thursday of November. Uh, Thanksgiving? What animal?

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Speaker 1: All right? Faith? Thank you? Handy cloud girl? Okay? What

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Speaker 1: you all think you you all think she did great?

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Speaker 1: I think so too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, say you.

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Speaker 1: When we come back, we're gonna find out who is

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Speaker 1: the smartest. Is it the nephew or will it be Faith?

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Speaker 1: We are playing. Are you smarter than nephew? Tommy? We'll

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Speaker 1: be back at thirty four after the hour. Right after

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Speaker 1: this you're listening to show. We're in the middle of laying.

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Speaker 1: Are you smarter than nephew? Tommy, Tommy, you're back in

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Speaker 1: the studio and man are contestant? Faith? Tommy? I know

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Speaker 1: I say this a lot, but faith is really smart. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you better have some faith? All right? So Tommy, are

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Speaker 1: you ready? Nothing? Sixty seconds? Please? Cat? What is the

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Speaker 1: only bird that flies backwards? What pass? What does the

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Speaker 1: Statue of Liberty hold in her right hand? To the

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Speaker 1: Teddy Bear was named after what former US president? What

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Speaker 1: is the main ingredient in Thousand Islands salad dressing? Which

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Speaker 1: Michael Jackson song has the lyrics anny, are you okay

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Speaker 1: in it? Spud Web retired from what professional sports? Rhino

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Speaker 1: plasty is better known as what what us holiday is

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Speaker 1: celebrated every year on the fourth Thursday of November. What

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Speaker 1: animal represents the Democratic Party? And what movie? The movie flight?

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Speaker 1: Who has the lead time? All right, let's see, we

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Speaker 1: gotta tally up the results. No, it's not that it's

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Speaker 1: the lack of knowledge, all right? Here the questions here

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Speaker 1: to the questions and the answers. All right, as we tally,

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Speaker 1: What is the only bird that flies backwards? Hummingbird? What

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Speaker 1: does the Statue of Liberty hold in her right hand

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Speaker 1: a torch? The Teddy Bear was named after what former

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Speaker 1: US president President Theodore Roosevelt. What is the main ingredient

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Speaker 1: in Thousand Island salad dressing? Mayonnaise? Which Michael Jackson song

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Speaker 1: has the lyrics an he are you okay in it?

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Speaker 1: That would be smooth criminal sput web retired from what

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Speaker 1: professional sport basketball? Rhino Plasti is better known as what

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Speaker 1: a nose job? What US holiday is celebrated every year

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Speaker 1: on the fourth Thursday of November Thanksgiving. What animal represents

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Speaker 1: the Democratic Party? The donkey in the movie Flight was

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Speaker 1: the lead male actor Denzel Washington. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, alright, alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: Tali tally, Alright, let's see. Uh, Tommy, you've got five

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Speaker 1: correct and Faith you got one to five six seven Saith. Listen, congratulations, Faith,

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Speaker 1: You've just won one hundred dollars a cash gift card

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Speaker 1: and you are smarter than nephew. Tommy. Now this is

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Speaker 1: big Faith. If you can correctly guess our four digit

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Speaker 1: code using the number zero through nine in its exact order.

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Speaker 1: You could win Steve's grand prize of one million dollars.

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Speaker 1: And we also have Steve's banker Ken on the line,

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Speaker 1: who will verify if your four digit code is correct.

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Speaker 1: Please keep in mind this is not like the lottery.

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Speaker 1: Please just say one single digit using the number zero

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Speaker 1: through nine, one digit at a time. Remember, we need

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Speaker 1: a four digit code in its exact order for you

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Speaker 1: to win. Go faith nine six four seven. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's confront with my uncle Steves banker. Mr. Kids. The

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Speaker 1: four digit code Sir nine six four seven nine six

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Speaker 1: four seven is not correct, but we're still congratulations girls.

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Speaker 1: All right, if you want to play are you Smarter

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Speaker 1: Smarter than Nephew Tommy coming up at the top of

631
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after the hour, Today's

632
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter, Jay and Tommy. Uh about y'all. I'm just

633
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:31,919
Speaker 1: certain about heard y'all. Wasn't trying to help nobody. Somebody said, Steve,

634
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 1: you need to get back here. The Strawberry Letter going

635
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:41,879
Speaker 1: down the dre They're not trying to help. No. Yeah,

636
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,359
Speaker 1: but first come on, it's time for the prank phone

637
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 1: called Nephew Tommy. This goes out to everybody that don't

638
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: know how to tip the wait staff when they go

639
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:54,359
Speaker 1: to the restaurant. This is called tips. Hello. Hello, I'm

640
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 1: trying to reach mr Mr Kinney. Yeah, this is how

641
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:02,839
Speaker 1: you doing. I'm I'm actually calling you from the seafood house.

642
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 1: You you you came and had I waited on you.

643
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: You came and had uh dinner over here the other night. Yeah. Yeah,

644
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 1: I was your food. I was a service. Um every

645
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 1: everything was good. Um, I don't. I don't have any complaints.

646
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: I always enjoy when I come there. Um, I don't.

647
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:24,720
Speaker 1: I never got a phone call from you. Got everything

648
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: all right? Yeah? Yeah? Everything. So I'm actually, uh, I

649
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 1: don't know if you remember me. Waiting on you, but

650
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 1: I actually waited on you. Okay, okay, how you doing?

651
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 1: I'm good with Would would you say, would you say

652
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: that my service was was was pretty good enough to

653
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 1: par Yeah? Like I said, man, everything was excellent every

654
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: time I come there. The food is great, the service

655
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 1: is good. Um, I have no complaints. Everything is is good. Okay,

656
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 1: good good deal, good deal, Mr Kenney. Listen you you

657
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 1: if you don't mind me asking, man, if you really

658
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 1: thoroughly enjoyed the service as well as the food. And

659
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: I'm assuming you you come here a lot, so I'm

660
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 1: assuming you you really like the food that we put out,

661
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 1: if you don't mind, because if I can ask you

662
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 1: a question, if you don't mind, sure, okay. If the

663
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: service was so good and you enjoyed everything, why why

664
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: why you? Why you took me the way you did?

665
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Why did I do? Well? You know you

666
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: you you you didn't even even close to temper sent

667
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:24,399
Speaker 1: you know I would just I just you called. First

668
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: of all, let me ask you something because I don't

669
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 1: remember giving my phone number, writing my phone number down

670
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: on any survey. I didn't. I've never taken a survey,

671
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 1: nor have I gotten a call from you guys, So

672
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 1: how did you get my phone number? Well, I'm just

673
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 1: giving a courtesy call and I'm just curious about you know, courtesy. Hey,

674
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 1: that's fine, but how did you You didn't answer my

675
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 1: question how did you get my phone number? Because I

676
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 1: didn't give it to anybody there. So you you you've

677
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 1: done something that to to when I went on it.

678
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 1: I went on and research and whether it took to

679
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: get a number. So yeah, I did. I You know,

680
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 1: it was just bothering to me that that you tipped

681
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 1: me the way you did. But it's bothering me that

682
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 1: you're calling me, uh in the middle of the day

683
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: asking me about a tip. First of all, uh, you

684
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,439
Speaker 1: said how much? Did you say? I tipped you? Yeah?

685
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:13,360
Speaker 1: I got filed dollar tip and your your meal was

686
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 1: at least eight is something plus dollars. You you've done

687
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,840
Speaker 1: all this research and you got the wrong number. You

688
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 1: got the wrong damn number, because first of all, I

689
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,879
Speaker 1: took more than five damn dollars. I used to work

690
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: for Kills, bro, So let me explain that to you.

691
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: I used to work for Chills and I know what

692
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 1: it's like. And then five dollars is no mean you

693
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 1: got the wrong tyby. You don't done all this research

694
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: for not no no you you you Mr kiddies. I

695
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 1: waited on you and I'm kidded, but but you ain't

696
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,919
Speaker 1: got the wrong kidders because chidnis don't damn five dollars.

697
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 1: When I go out balled, baby, I go to the

698
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: people who because I want to entertain my people. You

699
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, So I don't know, but see,

700
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: but see the problem I'm heaving. You know you you

701
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:54,720
Speaker 1: you you bringing your people and you want to ball

702
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: and everything. But you you know you're balling with them,

703
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: but you're short changing the waister. I ain't short change

704
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,359
Speaker 1: the damn Look you complaining about five dollars. I give

705
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 1: you five dollars to get off this damn phone. That

706
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: would I give you five dollars for. I don't keep

707
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 1: no damn five dollars. But I got plenty of money.

708
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,279
Speaker 1: I got plenty of money. I don't need you to

709
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,879
Speaker 1: call me tell me how to damn kill. I told

710
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,919
Speaker 1: you man, I used to work for tips. I don't

711
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:18,439
Speaker 1: need you to call me. You would think you would

712
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 1: think that if you would you would think that if

713
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 1: you were somebody that worked for some tip that you

714
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 1: would know how to come in and tik somebody leaves

715
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:27,360
Speaker 1: at least fifteen percent. Man, I can't even understand how

716
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 1: how you come in? You balling you but you know

717
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 1: you don't. Brought a couple of people with you, and

718
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: you leave me with five out Look here, man, I

719
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 1: leave you. I told your stupids. I ain't leave you

720
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 1: with no five dollars. Man, I left at least twenty

721
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 1: five dollars up in that thing called hosting some people.

722
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 1: And I want to show my gratitude or something. And

723
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,320
Speaker 1: you're calling me like the wrong damn tip of mountain,

724
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,880
Speaker 1: the wrong person. You don't got the wrong person and

725
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 1: calling got the wrong person. You missed it, Kenneth. I

726
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 1: remember waiting on you and two other people when you

727
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 1: came in there. What what? What? What are you in

728
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: there with two other people? Hen? Who the hell are you?

729
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 1: How are you know all my damn business? Anyway? Cool?

730
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 1: Who the hell are you? Because I'm because I'm the

731
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: one that way, I alway didn't tell yourself the only way,

732
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:08,279
Speaker 1: the only way, the only way we could really rectify it.

733
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 1: Won't you do this? Man? Won't you come back up

734
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 1: here and bring me the tip that I deserve it.

735
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 1: I ain't coming no damn when I told you a

736
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: matter of fact, when I come up there again, I'm

737
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 1: gonna look for your you give me your name, and

738
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: you give me your managing name, because a matter of fact,

739
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call up there and come up there to

740
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 1: day because I don't appreciate you calling my damn phone

741
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:28,320
Speaker 1: by some skill. And I know, good damn well, I

742
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,879
Speaker 1: killed good money. Okay, we'll do that for me, doing

743
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: this for meney. When you do come up here today,

744
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: when you bring me my damn killing money, I'm gonna

745
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,319
Speaker 1: give you a tip. I'm gonna get you a till

746
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 1: quit calling people about it tip and maybe make some

747
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: better service and you'll get a better till I'm gonna

748
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 1: bring your tip. I'm bring you the tip of my

749
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 1: shoe up your that one of my brain because you

750
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 1: got I get into the job today. If Bob Clark

751
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 1: I ain't look here, man, there ain't no cobm That's

752
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 1: perfect cause I get off at five and I'm gonna

753
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: come down there. I'm gonna first i'm gonna talk to

754
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 1: your managers. Then I'm gonna hand you the little that's

755
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 1: your money tip money you want, then IM gonna whoop

756
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: you in the parking like. That's what I'm gonna do.

757
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what I ain't worried about. Get my will,

758
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,839
Speaker 1: I want to tip. I'm gonna get you a till

759
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 1: quick stunking people by the damn tip. That's what you

760
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 1: stopped doing. That's your till. You see. You know I'm

761
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 1: tissing me off now, So I'm gonna come down there

762
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna will that's what I'm gonna do. And

763
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:22,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you you're gonna I'm gonnae what do

764
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 1: one need to do to help you time? What ain't man,

765
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 1: I ain't worried about nothing, cause let me tell you something.

766
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,399
Speaker 1: If you will the same way you till, I ain't

767
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 1: worried about his damn thing. Now, I'll check this out.

768
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: You got the wrong number, but you got the right.

769
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna let

770
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: you see what it is plaim. See. I try to

771
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: conduct myself in a nice matter and be professional, but

772
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 1: you're about this and you're gonna get it. I got

773
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 1: your till when I'm bob you better weed, come come

774
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 1: down then beat you that's what I'm gonna do. You're

775
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 1: gonna get the real I'm coming down there soon as

776
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 1: I get off from work. You better not bring it

777
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,439
Speaker 1: down there. You bet down on that. But you ain't

778
00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 1: got to worry about me. Ain't. What's your ain't? What's

779
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,240
Speaker 1: your name? You? You? You? You gotta be in the paper.

780
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 1: I remember your name? What's your name? My name? Tommy?

781
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 1: Tell me what because I'm I don't tell me who

782
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:12,400
Speaker 1: nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Martin stuff. You just

783
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:19,760
Speaker 1: got rank what hey, man, this is a nephew timing

784
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,439
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morty show. Your boy Richard got

785
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 1: me to play phon call you. You know what, y'all?

786
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 1: You got my damn pressure up. Man, y'all some steak

787
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna get. I'm gonna get both of

788
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 1: y'all time, y'all, cause y'all ain't right man. You got

789
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: me holing in this day I'm doing to my employees

790
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,360
Speaker 1: looking at me, man, it ain't not gonna be me

791
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 1: act like this. I'm up here talking about a meeting

792
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 1: so we can get out company Christmas party together, man,

793
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 1: And you got me here many kiddy man, I gotta

794
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:54,360
Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, though, Baby, Come on, man, what

795
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,280
Speaker 1: is what's the baddest that? I mean, the baddest radio

796
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: show in the land, Steve Good Morning Show man, Hey man, Hey, listen,

797
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 1: take all the employees to the seafood house. Hey, I'm

798
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: scared to go down, and now they might they might

799
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 1: be scared. They go with me. It might be a differ.

800
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: They're gonna be pulling out. They got it, man, y'all

801
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 1: got me, y'all got that was crazy? Sid fourth and fifth,

802
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it again. August third, fourth and fifth

803
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: and Nephew was at the Star Dome, Birmingham, Alabama, one

804
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:36,400
Speaker 1: of the biggest and baddest comedy clubs in the country.

805
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 1: To Star Dome, if you're in that area, are around

806
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,799
Speaker 1: the way, get your tickets because the food is coming.

807
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 1: And uh, ignorance only comes around once every two or

808
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 1: three years. And here I come. Stupidity is on the way.

809
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:52,919
Speaker 1: What do you think about that? Huh ignorognor? We live

810
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 1: with it every day, so we understand. We'll be back

811
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,359
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour right after this. You're

812
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, this Monday morning,

813
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: the winning continues at seven twenty eastern, six twenties Central.

814
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 1: We are giving away a chance to win Steve Harvey's

815
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:17,399
Speaker 1: grand prize of one million dollars. That is big we're

816
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:21,800
Speaker 1: gonna play. Are you smarter than nephew Tom, You're not.

817
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 1: Go to Steve Harvey f M to register right now.

818
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 1: And now it is time for today's Strawberry letter, nephew

819
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 1: and listen. If you need some advice on your relationship,

820
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 1: on dating Steve, on work, on sex, on parenting more,

821
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:43,880
Speaker 1: tell them to submit their Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey

822
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 1: f M dot com and to just click Strawberry letter.

823
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 1: Tell him Steve, Yeah, just wants to make sure you're

824
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 1: at Oh nice day. Nice when we get over, we

825
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 1: reason and everything. Thank you for it. Yeah, I just

826
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: want I'll be wanting to do. I'm damn to sit

827
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 1: one end now. So there you go. We're ready, nephew,

828
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 1: buggal love, hold on tight, We got it for you

829
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 1: here it is strawberry all right. Subject should I overlook

830
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,879
Speaker 1: his trust issues? Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty two

831
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,880
Speaker 1: year old divorced mother of five. Recently I met the

832
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:37,840
Speaker 1: man that I am now in love with the chemistry

833
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 1: was bananas from the moment we met. He accepted my

834
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:45,760
Speaker 1: children with no problem. To top it all off, he's tall, dark, handsome,

835
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 1: and the sex is so good it brought a tear

836
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:53,360
Speaker 1: to my eye one night. When we met, he was

837
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 1: unemployed and living with his grandma, but he won me

838
00:55:56,640 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 1: over with his persistence and great personality. I encouraged and

839
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 1: helped him complete a training program and then start a career. Well,

840
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 1: here's the dilemma. He is extremely jealous. Any missteps on

841
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: my behalf, such as a missed call or delayed text response,

842
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:16,879
Speaker 1: he starts to act crazy. He goes into a fit

843
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 1: of rage and he says really hurtful things. He's called

844
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 1: me a b a whore flut, and he accuses me

845
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 1: of cheating on him. His ex wife cheated on him

846
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 1: with his brother, so he has serious trust issues. He's

847
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 1: crazy jealous and insecure behavior. It's crazy jealous and insecure

848
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:40,239
Speaker 1: behavior breaks my heart. I never even considered cheating on him.

849
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 1: What can I do to get this man to trust me?

850
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 1: This really sucks. Please advise you are so correct. This

851
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 1: does really suck. But please know that this has absolutely

852
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 1: nothing to do with you. All right, this tall, dark

853
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 1: and handsome loser is insecure and he's controlling. He's taking

854
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,040
Speaker 1: it out all on you. He's taking all of this

855
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 1: out on you. Here you are having done everything for him,

856
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 1: you know, with the with the training program, helping him

857
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 1: start a career, in all of this, and this is

858
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 1: the thanks you get. How dare he treat you like this? Uh?

859
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 1: You know, by being so ungrateful. I just say to you, please,

860
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 1: don't let his bad behavior uh to start you to

861
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 1: you know, to be less confident, have it start taking

862
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 1: away your shine. I don't think no man is worth

863
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 1: going through all of this. You ask, what can you

864
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,920
Speaker 1: do to get him to treat you, uh, to trust you?

865
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 1: You're doing it, and you've done it. Okay, what else

866
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 1: can you do? I mean, you don't have to do

867
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: anything else. I think you've done quite enough. I'm concerned

868
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 1: that he can get violent with this abusive behavior that

869
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 1: he's displaying if it continues. I just say, remember you

870
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 1: have five kids, and that I'm assuming a rather young

871
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 1: uh and impressionable since you're your yourself are only thirty two. Uh,

872
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 1: they're watching everything you do, so I say, be smart

873
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 1: and get out while you can and while you still

874
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:07,000
Speaker 1: have your dignity. Okay, he's disrespectful and he doesn't deserve

875
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: a woman like you. Well, one thing is for sure.

876
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 1: Don't nobody see these letters like me? I like to

877
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:18,800
Speaker 1: dig up under the letter and find out what's really

878
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 1: going on. Should overlook his trust issues? The beginning of

879
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 1: the letters quite clear to me. I'm a thirty two

880
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 1: year old divorced mother of five. Recently I met this

881
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 1: man that I'm in love with. Now. The chemistry was

882
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 1: bananas from the moment we met. That's a young term.

883
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 1: It's bananas. It's bananas. That's a young term. The chemistry

884
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 1: was bananas. Nobody describes if they love like asked bananas,

885
00:58:55,880 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 1: Steve Taquito. Just ain't a good look when your relationship

886
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 1: in chemistry is bananas. That's all it is. Ain't Nobody

887
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 1: mentioned love in this letter, though, so but gus causing

888
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 1: ain't there yet? It's just bananas, all right? He accepted

889
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:28,959
Speaker 1: my children with no problem. Yeah that was big. Yeah

890
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 1: that's five. That's big. Give him some credit to top

891
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 1: it off. He's tall, dog handsome, and the sex is good.

892
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 1: It bought a tear to my eye one night. I've

893
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 1: explained to you why I was so good, because it

894
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:48,160
Speaker 1: starts coming out in the letter, why his sex was

895
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 1: so good when we met? Here we go right after

896
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 1: you say the sex was so good. Here the reason

897
00:59:55,920 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 1: why when we met he was Una Floyd living with

898
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 1: his grandma. This boy that's growing for a preason? Here

899
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 1: where to him? This, this all this explained the whole

900
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 1: top of the letter. You ain't got to wonder why

901
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:16,800
Speaker 1: the sector is so good and bought a tear to

902
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:21,840
Speaker 1: your eye. He needs somewhere to stay. He in hire.

903
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:29,480
Speaker 1: Humping for Homes is a new show that I'm gonna do.

904
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:34,760
Speaker 1: It's called hum for Home. This is when you ain't

905
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 1: got nowhere and you got to put it out to

906
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 1: get yourself somewhere. I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna show

907
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 1: you all, ladies, honey. Well, I'm gonna find a bunch

908
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 1: of unemployed men that stay in their mama's and grandmama's basement.

909
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 1: And if they don't come in here and bring a

910
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:51,600
Speaker 1: tear to your eye, they get somewhere to stay. You

911
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: ain't gonna believe in love and you're gonna get It's

912
01:00:54,720 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 1: a new show. It's called Humping for Home. That's why

913
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 1: it was so good, a tear to your eye. He's

914
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 1: staying at grandmama house. He ain't working. Men that ain't

915
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 1: working got time to hold their skills. He ain't ever

916
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 1: time he rested. Yeah, he got plenty, He got plenty

917
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 1: of downe of my else on him. He started, He

918
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 1: got stuff backed up in him for months. Not very

919
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 1: many women want an unemployed man. You did. Now he

920
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:35,920
Speaker 1: and here humping for homes. Now he'd have brought a

921
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 1: tear to your eye. I ain't on the floor. Yeah,

922
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 1: while he humping so good. We have two of Steve's

923
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:50,439
Speaker 1: response coming up at I've been homeless, I have humped

924
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:54,800
Speaker 1: for homes twenty three after the hour you're listening Steve

925
01:01:55,320 --> 01:02:00,440
Speaker 1: Morning Show, come on, King of Comedy yourself. Steve Well

926
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 1: to this letter talking about shot out overlook his trust.

927
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 1: She'd have met this man. She's been in love with chemistry,

928
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:15,680
Speaker 1: with bananas, just bananas from the just. But now that's bananas.

929
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 1: It's a monkey love. He accepted my children with no problem.

930
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 1: She had the born mother five uh. To top it off,

931
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 1: he's tall, dog handsome, and the sex is so good.

932
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:31,800
Speaker 1: It brought a tear to my eye. Then she told

933
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 1: us why because he's right after that. When we met,

934
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 1: he was unemployed in living with his grandmama. How his

935
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:42,720
Speaker 1: sex ain't gonna be good. He got tired, he all,

936
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:46,200
Speaker 1: he ain't ever tied, he ain't got nowhere to be,

937
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:49,440
Speaker 1: and he stayed with his grandmama's house, which is now

938
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:52,200
Speaker 1: caused us. Me and j and Kilgo produced a new

939
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 1: hit show, Humping for Homes. This is where we take

940
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 1: unemployed me and ain't working and show you how knew

941
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:01,120
Speaker 1: its sex. They can give out because they have the time.

942
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:05,840
Speaker 1: All right now, you said, But he warned me over

943
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 1: with his persistence and great personality. Hen he's gonna be nice.

944
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:16,080
Speaker 1: Hard to be rude. You ain't got the house. I've

945
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 1: been a homeless and nice and I've ever been. I

946
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:25,880
Speaker 1: can't be rude. You stay in your car? How are

947
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:28,800
Speaker 1: you doing? How you doing today? So I'm absolutely fine, ma'am?

948
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:33,160
Speaker 1: How are you? People I wouldn't even speak to was

949
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 1: very kind to him because they could be they could

950
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 1: be sheltered. Everybody looking at his shelter. Yeah, everybody, everybody

951
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:46,160
Speaker 1: was speaking to me. I had a key, I didn't

952
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:51,360
Speaker 1: This could be meal out of a plate, TV on

953
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:56,200
Speaker 1: the wall, all out. So I encouraged and helped him

954
01:03:56,480 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 1: complete a training program and then start a career. Okay,

955
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:07,720
Speaker 1: hold on, if it happened that, let's quit talks training programming, career. Yeah,

956
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 1: you took him down that, you took him down there

957
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:16,920
Speaker 1: he fried know, all of a sudden, he just a

958
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 1: training programs is two weeks she and he's embellishing that. Yeah,

959
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:25,960
Speaker 1: so he got a career. He's extremely jealous. Any misstep

960
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:28,880
Speaker 1: on my half, such as a miscall the delayed Tex

961
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 1: respond he starts and that being crazy. Let's just go

962
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 1: back to why you're his home now, he got somewhere

963
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:39,400
Speaker 1: to live. What you mean you ain't asking no tech,

964
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 1: you move, You don't answer my Tex, you won't me.

965
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:48,560
Speaker 1: I called you Mr phone call, you won't answer me.

966
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:53,720
Speaker 1: He goes into a fitter rage. He says, it's really

967
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 1: hurtful thing. He's called me a b or hor a slut,

968
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:00,400
Speaker 1: and he accuses me of cheating on him. His ex

969
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:02,840
Speaker 1: wife cheated on him with his brother. This ain't got

970
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:05,800
Speaker 1: nothing do with you. He was. He's referring to you

971
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:08,560
Speaker 1: as to what he's referring to his ex wife ass

972
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:12,000
Speaker 1: because that's what he called her after she cheated with him.

973
01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:15,200
Speaker 1: With his brother. Your real issue was with both of them.

974
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:20,880
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna beat my brother, asked him. He gotta Yeah,

975
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:23,040
Speaker 1: your brother gonna get his ass. For now, Me and

976
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:24,920
Speaker 1: you weint cool. No more, We ain't gonna talk. I

977
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:28,000
Speaker 1: got all that. But my brother, though he's gonna get,

978
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:31,760
Speaker 1: he gonna get the flesh stumped off him. The flesh

979
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:39,760
Speaker 1: stumped off him, and he knowed that he already note that. Yeah,

980
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:42,600
Speaker 1: now his ex wife cheating up to his brother he

981
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:47,480
Speaker 1: has He's crazy, jealous and insecure. Behavior breaks my heart.

982
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:50,000
Speaker 1: I never even considered cheating on him. What can I

983
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,520
Speaker 1: do to get this man to trust me? This really sucks.

984
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,439
Speaker 1: You can't get this man to trust you if you've

985
01:05:55,520 --> 01:06:00,960
Speaker 1: done nothing to make the man do have You've done

986
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:04,200
Speaker 1: nothing to cause mistrust in the man. What can you

987
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:06,320
Speaker 1: do to get him to trust you? What else can

988
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:09,080
Speaker 1: you do? You're not doing anything wrong and he don't

989
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:12,960
Speaker 1: trust you. What can you do more right to get

990
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:16,160
Speaker 1: him to trust you? When he don't trust you and

991
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:19,480
Speaker 1: you ain't done nothing? This is not a win situation.

992
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:22,360
Speaker 1: You're dealing with the person with some serious issues. Well,

993
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:25,200
Speaker 1: now you know why you didn't found Mr Tall, dog

994
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:31,200
Speaker 1: and Handsome and he was available. Where is this outstanding man?

995
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:35,320
Speaker 1: He was unemployed. He was staying at his grandmama's house.

996
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:40,720
Speaker 1: His mama even told him, you can't stay that grandmother.

997
01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:47,200
Speaker 1: Grandmama told you, you can't stay here with the mama. First,

998
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:49,720
Speaker 1: you can't stay here, boy, pull yourself together. Might have

999
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,920
Speaker 1: a daddy or somebody even to come back up. Been here,

1000
01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:54,720
Speaker 1: get your lands together. He would ride over the grandma's

1001
01:06:54,760 --> 01:07:00,800
Speaker 1: house because we he weak and he insecued. Now listen

1002
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:04,720
Speaker 1: to me. You're not going to be able to win

1003
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:08,880
Speaker 1: this man's trust because you've done everything that trustworthy people do,

1004
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:12,960
Speaker 1: which is you've been loyal, committed, and you're giving him

1005
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:17,480
Speaker 1: what he needs. You're giving him he's getting good sex,

1006
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:20,440
Speaker 1: but he's also getting a place to come to the key,

1007
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:24,040
Speaker 1: getting the key he's never had that. He ain't had

1008
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:27,200
Speaker 1: that since win his wife and she slept with his brother.

1009
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:29,800
Speaker 1: She found out he was nothing to said, well, hell,

1010
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:36,919
Speaker 1: let me try. I'd have made a mistake with him.

1011
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:42,840
Speaker 1: Let me try brother brother. They're all good looking people, Yeah,

1012
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:45,640
Speaker 1: they are, the whole family. Probably tall dog and handsome

1013
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:49,919
Speaker 1: that his mama is tall dog and handsome. Problems doctor, Yeah,

1014
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:53,920
Speaker 1: just two people. The people in that house. This is

1015
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:56,920
Speaker 1: all bad. Lady. You should get out of this situation

1016
01:07:56,960 --> 01:08:00,200
Speaker 1: because it's not a win win. See, re get ain't

1017
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:04,000
Speaker 1: a person's trust is one thing. Having a person's trust

1018
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:07,360
Speaker 1: and you've done done nothing to get his mistrust is

1019
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:10,640
Speaker 1: a whole another issue. What else can you do? You've

1020
01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:13,600
Speaker 1: done nothing wrong, So what do you have nothing to fix?

1021
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:17,759
Speaker 1: You're trying to fix something that shouldn't even require fixing

1022
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:20,880
Speaker 1: because it ain't broke. But he accusing you of being

1023
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:24,679
Speaker 1: a b a hole, a slot at all this because

1024
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:28,080
Speaker 1: he's talking about this ex messing with his brother and

1025
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,840
Speaker 1: now you it and until he get past him issues,

1026
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:34,240
Speaker 1: you should run the other way. Thank you very much.

1027
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:42,560
Speaker 1: Saturday nights you'll forget to join me this coming Thursday

1028
01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:45,840
Speaker 1: for Facebook Live at one thirty pm Eastern Time. You're

1029
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:51,639
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show. Here's a question for you. Okay,

1030
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:54,880
Speaker 1: not for you so much, but just in general and

1031
01:08:55,040 --> 01:08:58,160
Speaker 1: for some people particularly on the show. Uh, do you

1032
01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:01,880
Speaker 1: know what you're looking for in a future spouse? If

1033
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:07,280
Speaker 1: you talk, I can hear Jay in my mind, But listen,

1034
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:12,160
Speaker 1: if you've been dating long enough to figure to have

1035
01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:17,680
Speaker 1: figured out if you've been dating long enough to have

1036
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:20,320
Speaker 1: figured out what you like and need and a serious

1037
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:24,200
Speaker 1: partner and uh, we have a mental list of those qualities, Steve.

1038
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:27,000
Speaker 1: So this could be for Jay and Junior. No no, no, no, no, no,

1039
01:09:27,439 --> 01:09:31,679
Speaker 1: we an't gotta do that. Let's ask Yeah, that's right. Yeah,

1040
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:34,439
Speaker 1: that would be way better than the list, Junior, What

1041
01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:37,320
Speaker 1: are you looking for in a quality mate? Somebody don't

1042
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:43,040
Speaker 1: talk as much? Got up something to talk about? Come on,

1043
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:45,360
Speaker 1: I mean we talk all day for a living. I

1044
01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:47,960
Speaker 1: don't really want to talk that much. Just you know,

1045
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Speaker 1: let me be look at me. You want a quiet woman? Quiet?

1046
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:56,840
Speaker 1: Guess what happened at work today? Who did you hear? What?

1047
01:09:56,920 --> 01:09:59,360
Speaker 1: Someone so sick? Guess what that had? Yeah, it's the

1048
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:04,880
Speaker 1: same thing every week. Yeah, but you gotta listen. They

1049
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:10,320
Speaker 1: want support, they want a sounding board, you know, just

1050
01:10:10,479 --> 01:10:17,160
Speaker 1: dude like my husband. He goes saying that. Well, Monica,

1051
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:23,240
Speaker 1: don't stop, I'm telling y'all. Oh and we got the

1052
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:30,800
Speaker 1: same tone too, you Yeah, we're on the same loop.

1053
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:34,840
Speaker 1: So is it happened? What happened? So? Is that it?

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01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:37,639
Speaker 1: I mean, just if she doesn't talk a lot, surely

1055
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:42,000
Speaker 1: it would be perfect. Wow, that's it. If she doesn't well,

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01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:43,880
Speaker 1: I'll tell you short. It don't sound good. She tried

1057
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:48,080
Speaker 1: to talk sexy. You don't sound good. How I don't

1058
01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:53,800
Speaker 1: like that. I've heard that before. You know what, Let's

1059
01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:59,720
Speaker 1: let her talk sexy. Think everything that comes out of

1060
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:04,320
Speaker 1: her mouth is sexy. She heard herself played back on TV.

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01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:10,760
Speaker 1: She got stepped outside your head here. Yeah, your voice

1062
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:13,240
Speaker 1: really doesn't sound like what you think. It sounds like.

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01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:22,080
Speaker 1: Hey baby, Yeah that right now? To be quiet? Yeah,

1064
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:24,880
Speaker 1: so junior, and as much and a partner when you

1065
01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:28,320
Speaker 1: when you think about getting serious, you want someone who

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01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:30,880
Speaker 1: doesn't talk as much because you talk a lot for

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01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:35,080
Speaker 1: a living. So you you like quiet, just quiet? Okay,

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01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:37,720
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get quiet with Misssippi Montic can't tell

1069
01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:45,760
Speaker 1: you that right now. What about a fine deaf girl? Girl?

1070
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:55,479
Speaker 1: Come on team Tommy? What he wants? What you need? No,

1071
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:58,120
Speaker 1: I'm just asking, how does it a fine deaf girl?

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01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:00,880
Speaker 1: Is that? Does that work for you? I mean, you're

1073
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:02,880
Speaker 1: not gonna really talk about that. Some jokes but I

1074
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:05,400
Speaker 1: ain't gonna do it. But they're not Donna. Yeah, I

1075
01:12:05,479 --> 01:12:07,400
Speaker 1: mean you know what, they're not gonna get done. And

1076
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:18,800
Speaker 1: none of it No, too far, I know mine. That's

1077
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:23,240
Speaker 1: don't make you all right? Okay, so maybe we don't

1078
01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:25,479
Speaker 1: want to hear We can't hear your jokes, J, because

1079
01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:27,280
Speaker 1: we know they're going to be on the edge, like

1080
01:12:27,439 --> 01:12:30,320
Speaker 1: you and your friend Mr Harvey over there. Yes, but

1081
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:37,280
Speaker 1: but in a spouse hypothetically who are you talking to

1082
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:42,920
Speaker 1: hypothetically speaking, Steve? I wanted to ask J just if

1083
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:46,439
Speaker 1: he were to be thinking considering a stound finish this,

1084
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:51,519
Speaker 1: I asked you when you started turn my Mike off,

1085
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:55,240
Speaker 1: what are you so touchy about this? Ye? No, no, no,

1086
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:57,200
Speaker 1: I mean I don't ask for much on the show,

1087
01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:02,400
Speaker 1: but do my job and I just leave. I don't like,

1088
01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:04,599
Speaker 1: can I have or give me one of th old

1089
01:13:06,479 --> 01:13:08,920
Speaker 1: you're gonna come in town when I say, cut my

1090
01:13:09,160 --> 01:13:17,519
Speaker 1: damn Mike? Set it out material for more money and nothing?

1091
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:20,840
Speaker 1: Don't you know? I don't you know? I need a laptop?

1092
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:26,519
Speaker 1: I asked, not like on this show? Do you have

1093
01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:32,280
Speaker 1: me to do something done? You have no problems I'm

1094
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:34,599
Speaker 1: gonna ask for from time to time. I'm gonna ask

1095
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:41,080
Speaker 1: you cut my damn Mike. You have to participate in

1096
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:50,240
Speaker 1: our with you. But we don't want to hear wifey

1097
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:53,880
Speaker 1: material qualities. We just want to hear from you, come on,

1098
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:59,240
Speaker 1: give us one, give us one man? You know what?

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01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:07,880
Speaker 1: Then when I started cussing, let he's so evil and hitter. Yeah,

1100
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:15,000
Speaker 1: what he don't need. I've never known a person who

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01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:20,160
Speaker 1: can't even consider even talking about a hypothetical situation. Is

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01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:24,400
Speaker 1: Mary and I am teams. He's been married at least

1103
01:14:24,439 --> 01:14:30,880
Speaker 1: three but it's not even real though. Just pretend we'll

1104
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:36,519
Speaker 1: ask his friend Steve. Yeah, Steven speak for Jay. Since

1105
01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:40,559
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to participate. What he wants somebody huh

1106
01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:44,040
Speaker 1: who don't want to stay with him? With him? What

1107
01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:46,680
Speaker 1: kind of clue do you mean that he want a

1108
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:51,639
Speaker 1: relationship but he don't want nobody that wants to live

1109
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:59,600
Speaker 1: live house, and he wants a woman that's okay with

1110
01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:04,439
Speaker 1: seeing him for two weeks and he can he can

1111
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:08,280
Speaker 1: go off for three days and come back without being questioned.

1112
01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:12,160
Speaker 1: He wants that like he's on a binger or something.

1113
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:20,880
Speaker 1: They ask you about him three days? Can't check? You

1114
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:25,960
Speaker 1: be out? This normal to you? Steve. Oh the years

1115
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:31,040
Speaker 1: I've known him, quite quite understand. He's such an as

1116
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:38,560
Speaker 1: how we do and it's doing. Wow. Oh he's a

1117
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:41,400
Speaker 1: nice guy. He's such a sweetheart. Yeah, he just wants

1118
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:43,880
Speaker 1: to joke all the time. Don't talk about none seeing

1119
01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:47,280
Speaker 1: all right? Hey, listen coming up next. Sounds like he

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01:15:47,439 --> 01:15:49,639
Speaker 1: nailed it the way Jay is screaming in the background.

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01:15:50,439 --> 01:15:55,000
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here's a question

1122
01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:59,400
Speaker 1: for for us. Uh, listen to this. What has your

1123
01:15:59,439 --> 01:16:05,320
Speaker 1: boss done to help you live your dream? What talk about?

1124
01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:08,280
Speaker 1: Let me go and sit back. What listen, We're always

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01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:11,840
Speaker 1: helping our boss. Take We're always helping our company and

1126
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,040
Speaker 1: that that ain't your question about. No, you're helping me.

1127
01:16:14,439 --> 01:16:17,280
Speaker 1: The question is what is your boss done to help

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01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:22,400
Speaker 1: you live your dream? And can I set it up? Please? Ye?

1129
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:25,760
Speaker 1: Hear about all that other we do this and that

1130
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:28,240
Speaker 1: that ain't what the damn question? Yeah, but you know

1131
01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:30,400
Speaker 1: we gotta set it up, all right. So you know,

1132
01:16:30,479 --> 01:16:32,960
Speaker 1: we're always helping our bosses. We help our companies off

1133
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,320
Speaker 1: and we do extra work then get left in the

1134
01:16:35,439 --> 01:16:38,920
Speaker 1: dust when our companies have bigger opportunities. But some of

1135
01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:43,040
Speaker 1: us have great bosses. Okay, trying to get to this part, Steve,

1136
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:46,640
Speaker 1: some of us have great bosses. Uh. Time for us

1137
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:50,080
Speaker 1: to share with Steve our boss what he did for

1138
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:52,920
Speaker 1: us to help us live our dream. Wants to go.

1139
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:55,519
Speaker 1: I think Junior wants to what they got to? Let

1140
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:59,120
Speaker 1: me just say about my boss, leave my dream. First thing,

1141
01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:04,040
Speaker 1: my off did well? Give me jobs. First of all,

1142
01:17:04,160 --> 01:17:08,440
Speaker 1: let's just look at the job little big shots Apollo,

1143
01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:13,960
Speaker 1: Steve TV and this hit Morty show. Now what else

1144
01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:17,800
Speaker 1: do I have to thank him for? Yeah? I'm pretty good.

1145
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:23,240
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good. You're good. That's yeah, that's good. That's

1146
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:26,120
Speaker 1: the come up right there, and I'm comminating. I'm nominated

1147
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:30,000
Speaker 1: for Emmy? What else? What? Yes? Yeah? All right? The

1148
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:32,120
Speaker 1: question is what is your boss done to help you

1149
01:17:32,240 --> 01:17:35,080
Speaker 1: live your dreams? Go ahead, Carla? Are you still writing

1150
01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:44,160
Speaker 1: your list down? Because? Uh yeah, let me he don't

1151
01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:48,200
Speaker 1: even know what Now. Tommy's going last because he's your nephew.

1152
01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:52,920
Speaker 1: He's going last. I can talk for No, he's gonna

1153
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:58,519
Speaker 1: go last because you're his uncle. Sure is going Yeah, okay,

1154
01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:03,280
Speaker 1: I'm going. So. The first thing you've done is allow

1155
01:18:03,479 --> 01:18:09,240
Speaker 1: me to continue being an executive manager in radio for

1156
01:18:09,439 --> 01:18:17,799
Speaker 1: over twentysomething. Big I am the only black African American

1157
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:22,240
Speaker 1: woman to be running a syndicated show in this country.

1158
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:28,120
Speaker 1: That's thanks to you. Let's see what else? And you

1159
01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:31,120
Speaker 1: encourage me to launch my own lip class, my own

1160
01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:36,080
Speaker 1: lip glass line. So thank you very much, entrepreneur, ownership, cosmetic,

1161
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:40,360
Speaker 1: or group, whatever you want to say. So thank you Steve.

1162
01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:44,519
Speaker 1: That's awesome. All right, here's the question. What has your

1163
01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:47,840
Speaker 1: boss done to help you live your dreams? All right?

1164
01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:50,960
Speaker 1: My turn? All right? First of all, First of all,

1165
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:54,800
Speaker 1: Steve has made me laugh more than I've ever laughed

1166
01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:57,680
Speaker 1: in my entire life, which is a great thing. I mean,

1167
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:03,599
Speaker 1: just yeah, where to give you love? Here? You've made

1168
01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:06,800
Speaker 1: me laugh, really laugh. Okay. Here's the other thing you've

1169
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:09,360
Speaker 1: done for me. You've taught me because I didn't know

1170
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:13,559
Speaker 1: this before I met you. You taught me about men

1171
01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:17,200
Speaker 1: and how men think and all of this kind of thing. Okay,

1172
01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:20,000
Speaker 1: you taught me about that. I didn't know that at first.

1173
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:22,360
Speaker 1: I didn't have a dad, I didn't really have you know,

1174
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:25,080
Speaker 1: like a lot of male role models in my life.

1175
01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:27,640
Speaker 1: So you became that for me. So you became like

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01:19:27,720 --> 01:19:31,160
Speaker 1: a father, brother uncle to me as well. All right.

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01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:35,360
Speaker 1: And then yeah, you made me you really did, Steve.

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01:19:35,439 --> 01:19:37,559
Speaker 1: You gave me away of my wedding, you know, all

1179
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:40,280
Speaker 1: of that which culminated into me getting married and you

1180
01:19:40,439 --> 01:19:44,680
Speaker 1: giving me away at my wedding. You know. Yeah, you

1181
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:48,400
Speaker 1: allowed me to help you write on your most successful book,

1182
01:19:48,439 --> 01:19:51,679
Speaker 1: your first time out. Uh you know, I mean really

1183
01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:53,720
Speaker 1: you gave me credit for that, you paid me for that.

1184
01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:56,519
Speaker 1: That was awesome, and you keep me employed every day.

1185
01:19:56,560 --> 01:19:59,280
Speaker 1: So thank you very much. Sir. We are answering the

1186
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:03,479
Speaker 1: question what has your boss done to help you live

1187
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:12,240
Speaker 1: your dreams? Nephew, Tommy, you are up. I'm gonna be

1188
01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:24,760
Speaker 1: proud of men now. He has motivated me. And it's

1189
01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:27,959
Speaker 1: just certain lines that he has said to me directly

1190
01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:33,559
Speaker 1: that has just motivated me to follow Madrid. Uh custom

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01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:38,720
Speaker 1: me completely out that that motivates me. Um told me

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01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:45,120
Speaker 1: I would Yeah, yeah, I was. That's so motivation I

1193
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:50,240
Speaker 1: would be. Told me I would be nothing without him. Motivate.

1194
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:57,240
Speaker 1: Just told me yesterday I was stupid and unintelligent. Something

1195
01:20:57,360 --> 01:21:02,920
Speaker 1: said stop stopped him with you. Let him motivate me.

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01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:10,400
Speaker 1: Motivated me to follow my dreams. Uh my ragged asked career. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:19,680
Speaker 1: motivation on quit being a one job having sorry, asked person. Yes,

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01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:24,720
Speaker 1: motivated me to follow my now. And then he motivates

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01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:28,920
Speaker 1: me even more when he describes how I look shout

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01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:34,880
Speaker 1: highest ugly, asked man right there, and it just motivates

1201
01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:40,200
Speaker 1: forget don't forget turtle. Yeah, I left the turtle and

1202
01:21:40,320 --> 01:21:45,240
Speaker 1: it was like wax. But that motivate all of these

1203
01:21:45,479 --> 01:21:49,160
Speaker 1: motivational lines. And I've got yourself to follow my dream.

1204
01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:52,600
Speaker 1: What this is your response to the question, what is

1205
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:55,760
Speaker 1: your boss done to help you live your dreams? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

1206
01:21:56,560 --> 01:22:01,400
Speaker 1: that's it right there. I have been pusted into my dream.

1207
01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:06,160
Speaker 1: Let me see how you feel. How you feelthy you

1208
01:22:06,240 --> 01:22:09,719
Speaker 1: know some of the stuff I have forgotten. I appreciate

1209
01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:12,560
Speaker 1: you all remember it, but you know, I do have

1210
01:22:12,680 --> 01:22:16,040
Speaker 1: a strange way of motivating that time. But I am

1211
01:22:16,120 --> 01:22:19,200
Speaker 1: in the uplift business. It just aggravates me when the

1212
01:22:19,240 --> 01:22:22,240
Speaker 1: person I'm trying to uplift don't want to be lifted up.

1213
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:26,479
Speaker 1: Then I turned on them get you know. And but

1214
01:22:26,800 --> 01:22:29,400
Speaker 1: you all have turned out to be wonderful people and

1215
01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:33,000
Speaker 1: it wasn't because of me. But if I could have

1216
01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:37,120
Speaker 1: been any part of your success, I say, you're welcome.

1217
01:22:37,240 --> 01:22:40,479
Speaker 1: But it wasn't cause of me. Well, we're back with

1218
01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:44,720
Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to

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01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:50,080
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, See, let's go introduce Jay,

1220
01:22:51,479 --> 01:22:55,160
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, he is here again. I don't know

1221
01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:59,280
Speaker 1: what this is, but slowly we are losing friends of

1222
01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:04,080
Speaker 1: the Morning Ship. What is it? Uh? That's murder? Ain't

1223
01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:07,679
Speaker 1: we go? Coddie B CODI B. This is a really

1224
01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:11,080
Speaker 1: big song. Is that the name of the song? And

1225
01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:16,280
Speaker 1: bo that yellow is a big song. She even recorded

1226
01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:21,160
Speaker 1: it in Spanish. It's huge and it's this in people,

1227
01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:25,000
Speaker 1: the song that I wrote. It's this in people also.

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01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:29,320
Speaker 1: It's dedicated to people who go to school with a

1229
01:23:29,439 --> 01:23:32,200
Speaker 1: lot of stuff and they got everything and you don't

1230
01:23:32,280 --> 01:23:36,600
Speaker 1: have a damn bang. Remember remember that that was me.

1231
01:23:36,840 --> 01:23:41,439
Speaker 1: I had nothing. That's what the song is about. Who

1232
01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:47,639
Speaker 1: had everything. Triplingly Knitz and al Flowers had every damn thing,

1233
01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:52,000
Speaker 1: different outfit every day. He drove a brand new car

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01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:55,479
Speaker 1: to school as a senior. Yeah, a new car though,

1235
01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:57,960
Speaker 1: I got that in there. All that's in the song.

1236
01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:01,719
Speaker 1: You didn't have a damn thing. You had to hold

1237
01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:04,920
Speaker 1: your new clothes till a week after. This is for

1238
01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:08,320
Speaker 1: you right here. Follow me on Jay's Bond Comedy. Check

1239
01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:16,720
Speaker 1: it out this song on the Holly Money j J

1240
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:25,960
Speaker 1: got got some nls. I ain't rich, but you can't

1241
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:28,599
Speaker 1: mess with me because all My stuff is new. These

1242
01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:31,080
Speaker 1: ain't knockoffs because my dad got him. This is my

1243
01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:34,320
Speaker 1: school shoot from the stoop, and I got some mop

1244
01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:37,360
Speaker 1: Jesus brand new. I know you six, or you can

1245
01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:40,960
Speaker 1: shut your mouth. That's what I'm talking about. Look, I

1246
01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:45,240
Speaker 1: eat hot luncheon. I got money too. I'll lend you

1247
01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:48,240
Speaker 1: a pair if you want me to wear a new

1248
01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:51,000
Speaker 1: PA every week. You look at that I speak to you.

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Speaker 1: I've got money, my stuff, Daddy Rich and I drive

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Speaker 1: the schools Now it's time for some fake Spanish. I

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01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:03,200
Speaker 1: really hope that I don't on this sin that a

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01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:08,760
Speaker 1: suck on. Get only back that's Meani meani minimum or

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01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:20,400
Speaker 1: don't get it buddu buddle the buddle the buddleum bubble gum,

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01:25:20,479 --> 01:25:27,280
Speaker 1: bubble gum, bubble gum. That's the hot track, my Stepdaddy Rich.

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Speaker 1: Luck at that I speak and I drive to school.

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Speaker 1: Was al flower. You just committed though, when you do

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01:25:39,720 --> 01:25:47,519
Speaker 1: with Jay, you're so committed. I love that. Yeah, I

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01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:54,160
Speaker 1: ain't seen nobody couples many age rants. Only Jay. He

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01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:58,080
Speaker 1: knows all the m am. I too old to do this. No,

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Speaker 1: are you smarter than nephew Tommy. That is the game,

1261
01:26:03,439 --> 01:26:06,880
Speaker 1: while the winning continues this Monday morning at seven twenty

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01:26:06,960 --> 01:26:11,280
Speaker 1: eastern and six twenties Central. Make sure you are registered

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01:26:11,360 --> 01:26:13,400
Speaker 1: to play, because we are giving away a chance to

1264
01:26:13,479 --> 01:26:17,400
Speaker 1: win Steve's grand prize of one million dollars. Are you

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01:26:17,520 --> 01:26:21,080
Speaker 1: smarter than nephew Tommy? Go to Steve Harvey FM dot

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01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:25,920
Speaker 1: com to register. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:29,360
Speaker 1: But come on, Steve JA right now. It is time

1268
01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:34,680
Speaker 1: for comedy Roulette. Alright, goes like this. You give us

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01:26:34,720 --> 01:26:38,280
Speaker 1: five subjects, put them on a wheel, spun the wheel

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Speaker 1: where the wheel stopel alright you guys, ready, all right,

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Speaker 1: let's go Number one being dumped, Number two, bed wedding,

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01:26:59,840 --> 01:27:06,479
Speaker 1: the bad games, bad games for for all old music.

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01:27:07,080 --> 01:27:10,600
Speaker 1: I like that one music. Okay, Number five, I'm not

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01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:30,320
Speaker 1: the bank. Okay, the bank. Okay, it's stopped on old music, guys, music,

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01:27:32,280 --> 01:27:34,000
Speaker 1: old music. Back in the day, when we had to

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01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:36,799
Speaker 1: go through to get our music, it's not as simple

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01:27:36,840 --> 01:27:39,800
Speaker 1: as it is today. What we went through to get

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01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:44,639
Speaker 1: our music. It wasn't no download. You wanted to record something,

1279
01:27:44,720 --> 01:27:48,160
Speaker 1: you take your recorder, you put it in front the radio,

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01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:53,280
Speaker 1: let it on record and pause and wait for the

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01:27:53,439 --> 01:27:56,559
Speaker 1: DJ to shut the hell up, so you can get

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01:27:56,600 --> 01:28:01,000
Speaker 1: the damn sound. That's what you had. You shut up,

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01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:08,479
Speaker 1: I'm trying to records. Stop talking. You know I like

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01:28:08,560 --> 01:28:13,920
Speaker 1: about old music. Old music was was real subtle. You

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01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:16,840
Speaker 1: said what you wanted to say in a real subtle way.

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01:28:17,560 --> 01:28:20,120
Speaker 1: See you, you know, you know mystery, you know in

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01:28:20,240 --> 01:28:23,040
Speaker 1: between the sheets. You know that's real subtle. When you

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01:28:23,160 --> 01:28:26,680
Speaker 1: say it with old music today is straight out I'm

1289
01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:32,800
Speaker 1: about to dive in. That's the song. You do it

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01:28:32,920 --> 01:28:36,439
Speaker 1: like that. It wasn't done that way. But when you

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01:28:36,600 --> 01:28:40,360
Speaker 1: lose old music, when your cassette and all the ribbon

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01:28:40,479 --> 01:28:44,080
Speaker 1: hanging out and that's the that's the last of it

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01:28:44,240 --> 01:28:47,000
Speaker 1: you got. You got to go find you a number

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01:28:47,040 --> 01:28:50,679
Speaker 1: two pence sticking in that cassette and get the turning

1295
01:28:50,720 --> 01:28:52,760
Speaker 1: that pence to get that ribbon back in there so

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01:28:52,880 --> 01:29:03,519
Speaker 1: you can play your old music your side. Real simple.

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01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:09,040
Speaker 1: If you just wanted some music, what no, down long,

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01:29:10,680 --> 01:29:14,120
Speaker 1: what no, put your thumb on here and by you

1299
01:29:14,320 --> 01:29:20,599
Speaker 1: had to walk your ass to Mr Ts or Georgian Music. Yeah,

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01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:25,799
Speaker 1: you had to talk, come on and by the damn

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01:29:26,040 --> 01:29:33,080
Speaker 1: album defarted five, the cassette or the eight track, you

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01:29:33,200 --> 01:29:38,680
Speaker 1: had to walk and purchase it. Cat back home and

1303
01:29:38,800 --> 01:29:44,559
Speaker 1: hope it plays. If you did not know the name

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01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:47,560
Speaker 1: of the song, come on, you had to go to

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01:29:47,720 --> 01:29:50,280
Speaker 1: the record store and you'd say, do you have that

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01:29:50,520 --> 01:29:52,760
Speaker 1: song by? I don't know who was by? He said,

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01:29:52,880 --> 01:30:01,760
Speaker 1: I go you will go down. I don't know that. Oh,

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01:30:01,960 --> 01:30:03,880
Speaker 1: come on to back. See what he says. Did you

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01:30:03,960 --> 01:30:15,599
Speaker 1: notice song and sing it again? He coming up. Steve's

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01:30:15,640 --> 01:30:19,920
Speaker 1: closing remarks at forty nine after the hour, you're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, this Monday morning,

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01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:27,280
Speaker 1: the winning continues at seven twenty eastern, six twenties Central.

1313
01:30:27,439 --> 01:30:30,839
Speaker 1: We are giving away a chance to win Steve Harvey's

1314
01:30:30,920 --> 01:30:37,120
Speaker 1: grand prize of one million dollars. That is big We're

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01:30:37,160 --> 01:30:41,439
Speaker 1: gonna play. Are you smarter than nephew Tommy? Steve Harvey,

1316
01:30:41,439 --> 01:30:45,240
Speaker 1: You've brought your fabulous uh and very insightful, very informal,

1317
01:30:45,360 --> 01:30:48,879
Speaker 1: very motivating closing remarks. Back is something that you started

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01:30:49,160 --> 01:30:51,639
Speaker 1: years ago when you first started the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1319
01:30:51,680 --> 01:30:54,280
Speaker 1: And people have grown to love them and and you

1320
01:30:54,400 --> 01:30:56,439
Speaker 1: know to live by them and be inspired by them.

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01:30:56,520 --> 01:31:00,240
Speaker 1: So what do you have for us real good piece

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01:31:00,280 --> 01:31:03,240
Speaker 1: of motivation that makes your quest to become successful a

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01:31:03,280 --> 01:31:08,560
Speaker 1: little bit simpler. You know, oftentimes people are stuck in

1324
01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:13,200
Speaker 1: a rut because they can't think, they way clear to

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01:31:13,400 --> 01:31:16,640
Speaker 1: see the end result. What I mean by is some

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01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:20,760
Speaker 1: people make such lofty goals and then they sit there

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01:31:21,080 --> 01:31:25,040
Speaker 1: without a plan of attack to achieve that lofty goal,

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01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:28,960
Speaker 1: until they've created a goal that seems so daunting that

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01:31:29,120 --> 01:31:32,240
Speaker 1: they don't even start the process of a trying to

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01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:35,760
Speaker 1: accomplish it. For example, And this doesn't have to be

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01:31:35,920 --> 01:31:38,920
Speaker 1: the case. I'm just using this as an example. Let's

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01:31:38,920 --> 01:31:42,000
Speaker 1: say you want to be a millionaire, and you say, wow,

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01:31:42,240 --> 01:31:45,000
Speaker 1: I want to make a million dollars, and then you

1334
01:31:45,120 --> 01:31:48,360
Speaker 1: start thinking of how to make the million dollars, and

1335
01:31:48,479 --> 01:31:52,799
Speaker 1: because you can't, it becomes so daunting. Making a million

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01:31:52,880 --> 01:31:55,519
Speaker 1: dollars is difficult. If it were easy, wouldn't you do

1337
01:31:55,640 --> 01:32:00,840
Speaker 1: it by Friday? Wouldn't you? Of course you would, But

1338
01:32:01,240 --> 01:32:04,519
Speaker 1: it's a little more difficult than that. So here's what

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01:32:04,760 --> 01:32:08,040
Speaker 1: I had to learn in my life. Everybody listening to

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01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:12,640
Speaker 1: this was born with a gift. It's inside of you.

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01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:15,560
Speaker 1: Because God is very fair. He didn't put it on

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01:32:15,640 --> 01:32:18,719
Speaker 1: a mountaintop, he didn't hide it under a rock. It's

1343
01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:21,479
Speaker 1: in you, and your gift is the thing that you

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01:32:21,600 --> 01:32:24,040
Speaker 1: do the absolute best with the least amount of effort.

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01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:29,519
Speaker 1: In that lies your greatest chance for success. There's a

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01:32:29,600 --> 01:32:32,519
Speaker 1: scripture that says your gift will make room for you

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01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:37,160
Speaker 1: and put you in the presence of great men. Let's

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01:32:37,200 --> 01:32:39,840
Speaker 1: just look at the first part of that, your gift

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01:32:39,960 --> 01:32:43,920
Speaker 1: will make room for you. My interpretation of that has

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01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:46,479
Speaker 1: meant what my gift has done for me. It has

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01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:49,679
Speaker 1: allowed me to spread out, It has taken me places

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01:32:49,720 --> 01:32:52,720
Speaker 1: I never dreamed got gold. Your gift will do the

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01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:56,760
Speaker 1: same thing for you. So now let's just talk about

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01:32:56,800 --> 01:33:00,200
Speaker 1: your ability to get to the million. I think it's

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01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:03,280
Speaker 1: with your gift, because if that's what that he gave

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01:33:03,360 --> 01:33:06,080
Speaker 1: you and instill that you at birth, was to make

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01:33:06,200 --> 01:33:08,840
Speaker 1: room for you, here's your chance. Now how do I

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01:33:08,960 --> 01:33:12,120
Speaker 1: do that? Steve? I call it to maximize your effort

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01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:14,800
Speaker 1: by ten theory. It's just something I came up with

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01:33:14,960 --> 01:33:17,760
Speaker 1: driving when I was home listening, coming up without to

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Speaker 1: make it, and I discovered something. All of you have

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01:33:21,479 --> 01:33:23,600
Speaker 1: something that some would pay you ten dollars to do.

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01:33:24,520 --> 01:33:27,200
Speaker 1: Some of you paint, some of you teach some of

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01:33:27,280 --> 01:33:31,639
Speaker 1: your babysit tutors, some of you work with your hands.

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01:33:32,280 --> 01:33:36,280
Speaker 1: Some of you can sing, some of you can choreograph.

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01:33:36,439 --> 01:33:40,320
Speaker 1: Some of you there's so many things. Cut grass, I mean,

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01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:43,519
Speaker 1: play the pianos. Some of you do something, some of

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01:33:43,600 --> 01:33:46,400
Speaker 1: your work on cars, some of y'all dry. But all

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01:33:46,479 --> 01:33:49,200
Speaker 1: of you have something that you will do that someone

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01:33:49,280 --> 01:33:52,000
Speaker 1: will give you ten dollars to do. All of you

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01:33:52,280 --> 01:33:55,200
Speaker 1: have something that someone will pay you ten dollars to

1372
01:33:55,479 --> 01:33:58,880
Speaker 1: because you do something that someone else can't do. So

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01:33:59,040 --> 01:34:01,000
Speaker 1: now all you gotta do instead of trying to figure

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01:34:01,000 --> 01:34:02,800
Speaker 1: out how to make a million dollars, it's go make

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01:34:02,920 --> 01:34:05,479
Speaker 1: the ten dollars that you're able to make. Once you

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01:34:05,560 --> 01:34:07,000
Speaker 1: make that ten dollars, I want you to do it

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01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:09,200
Speaker 1: ten more times. When you do it ten more times,

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01:34:09,240 --> 01:34:11,280
Speaker 1: you now have a hundred dollars. Once you have a

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01:34:11,360 --> 01:34:13,960
Speaker 1: hundred dollars, it's very simple, do the same thing you

1380
01:34:14,040 --> 01:34:17,080
Speaker 1: did to make the hundred dollars ten more times. You

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01:34:17,200 --> 01:34:20,040
Speaker 1: now have one thousand dollars. So you don't have to

1382
01:34:20,120 --> 01:34:22,320
Speaker 1: keep thinking of something else to do. Just keep doing

1383
01:34:22,360 --> 01:34:24,320
Speaker 1: the same thing that you've been doing. Just do it.

1384
01:34:24,520 --> 01:34:28,360
Speaker 1: Multiply the effort. It's the effort that maximizes and and

1385
01:34:28,479 --> 01:34:31,519
Speaker 1: brings about the fruition of what your life can be. So,

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01:34:31,680 --> 01:34:33,360
Speaker 1: if you make a thousand dollars and you do that

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01:34:33,479 --> 01:34:35,519
Speaker 1: ten more times, I have news for you. Not have

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01:34:35,680 --> 01:34:40,439
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars now. Now, in order to make a

1389
01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:42,080
Speaker 1: hundred thousand, you might need a little bit of help.

1390
01:34:42,120 --> 01:34:43,680
Speaker 1: You might need to hire somebody to help you do

1391
01:34:43,800 --> 01:34:45,680
Speaker 1: the thing that you do. But if you make ten

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01:34:45,720 --> 01:34:48,120
Speaker 1: thousand dollars and you do what you did to make

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01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:50,280
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars, which is the same thing you did

1394
01:34:50,360 --> 01:34:52,799
Speaker 1: to make ten dollars, if you do it ten more times,

1395
01:34:53,080 --> 01:34:56,640
Speaker 1: you now have a hundred thousand dollars. Now listen to me,

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01:34:56,760 --> 01:34:59,439
Speaker 1: my friends, Once you have a hundred thousand dollars, I

1397
01:34:59,520 --> 01:35:02,920
Speaker 1: could have sure you you're going to need help because

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01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:05,439
Speaker 1: in order to maximize a hundred thousand dollars, you have

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01:35:05,560 --> 01:35:08,240
Speaker 1: to have some like minded people around you. Nobody gets

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01:35:08,320 --> 01:35:12,480
Speaker 1: to the top alone. Nobody becomes successful and wealthy by themselves.

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01:35:12,760 --> 01:35:16,680
Speaker 1: They're forming partnerships, relationships, they get employees. But once you

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01:35:16,760 --> 01:35:19,519
Speaker 1: make a hundred thousand dollars doing the same thing you

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01:35:19,720 --> 01:35:22,639
Speaker 1: did to make ten dollars, if you do it ten

1404
01:35:22,880 --> 01:35:26,160
Speaker 1: more times, I have news for you, my friends. Congratulations,

1405
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:29,120
Speaker 1: you have just made one million dollars with a ten

1406
01:35:29,240 --> 01:35:32,000
Speaker 1: dollar idea. Stop trying to figure out how to make

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01:35:32,080 --> 01:35:34,200
Speaker 1: the million. What all you gotta do is take your

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01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:36,920
Speaker 1: ten dollar gifts that God has put in you. It's

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01:35:36,960 --> 01:35:39,760
Speaker 1: a million dollar gift that you have. You just haven't

1410
01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:42,479
Speaker 1: broken it down inch by inch anything that sinch, and

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01:35:42,640 --> 01:35:46,599
Speaker 1: maximize the efforts. That's how you become successful. These jokes

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01:35:46,640 --> 01:35:48,720
Speaker 1: that pay me what I make now, it's the same

1413
01:35:48,840 --> 01:35:51,439
Speaker 1: jokes that pay me twenty five dollars a night. They're

1414
01:35:51,479 --> 01:35:55,160
Speaker 1: the same jokes. It's all English. I don't know no

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01:35:55,280 --> 01:35:58,599
Speaker 1: more words now than I knew then. I've taken these

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01:35:58,640 --> 01:36:02,439
Speaker 1: twenty five dollar jokes and I maximize them over and

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01:36:02,600 --> 01:36:06,559
Speaker 1: over and over and over and over and over and over.

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01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:11,759
Speaker 1: It's the same jokes I was telling babysitters who charged

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Speaker 1: fifty dollars to watch kids. Babysitters end up opening up

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Speaker 1: daycare centers. Daycare centers turned into franchises, Crime Della, crime

1421
01:36:21,920 --> 01:36:28,480
Speaker 1: monetary schools. These are national franchises. Somebody was just babysitting.

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01:36:29,320 --> 01:36:32,479
Speaker 1: My partner used to cut grass. First three dollars in

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01:36:32,560 --> 01:36:35,280
Speaker 1: the front, three dollars in the back. He got a

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01:36:35,360 --> 01:36:37,639
Speaker 1: landscape and come to Cleveland. He made four million dollars

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01:36:37,640 --> 01:36:40,840
Speaker 1: a year. What is it that you do that somebody

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01:36:40,880 --> 01:36:43,280
Speaker 1: will pay you ten dollars that you can maximize your

1427
01:36:43,320 --> 01:36:46,120
Speaker 1: effort for and turn it into your millions, But trying

1428
01:36:46,160 --> 01:36:48,320
Speaker 1: to figure out how to make the millions. Take your

1429
01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:51,960
Speaker 1: ten dollar skills set and start hammering it and beat

1430
01:36:52,040 --> 01:36:55,760
Speaker 1: it and working it and grinding and hustling and multiplying

1431
01:36:55,800 --> 01:36:58,560
Speaker 1: and magnifying, and you'll make a million dollars. That's my

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01:36:58,680 --> 01:37:02,479
Speaker 1: clothing with moms. Thank you all very much, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: We're all. Steve Harvey Contests No purchase necessary void where prohibited.

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Speaker 1: Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old,

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01:37:10,080 --> 01:37:13,840
Speaker 1: unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: f M dot com. You're listening to the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show.