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Speaker 1: We have to take out the friend show on some man,

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Speaker 1: we talk better than they tell me.

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Speaker 2: These are the radio blogs on the friend Chappoline. I

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Speaker 2: want to hear about your mom failed.

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Speaker 1: I got you.

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Speaker 2: We're calling this the first official mom fail.

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Speaker 1: I think so.

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Speaker 2: And it's been six months.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's almost well five months.

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Speaker 2: I okay.

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Speaker 3: The first one, yeah, drop the phone on your baby's

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Speaker 3: that that was a fail, but that was more of

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Speaker 3: like an endangerment until like some short.

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Speaker 1: No no, not.

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Speaker 2: An uncle Phail. The other day, really, we were playing

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Speaker 2: in the pool. Polly and and Colin, her dad, my

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Speaker 2: brother in law and I were all in the pool

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Speaker 2: and we were throwing her around like in the pool

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Speaker 2: and I they handed it like she swims over to

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Speaker 2: me and she's like, she calls me Bubby. She's like,

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Speaker 2: Bobby throw me. But then but there's different levels of

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Speaker 2: intensity of throw, like like she'll she'll be very specific,

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Speaker 2: like sometimes when he throws like you're talking about her dad.

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Speaker 2: When he throws me too high, it hurts my chest.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, so we won't go too high, but

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Speaker 2: then make sure you go high because it's fun when

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Speaker 2: we go high. I'm like, so we're not going too high,

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Speaker 2: but we're going high. Yeah, And then and then I

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Speaker 2: would throw her and then she'd come back and be

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Speaker 2: like not high enough, and then she'd come back and being.

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Speaker 1: Too high to the moon, Bobby.

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Speaker 2: So finally I'm like, fine, so I grab her by

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Speaker 2: the bunt basically okay, and I just chuck her across

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Speaker 2: the launched. I launched her. The problem wasn't I threw

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Speaker 2: it so high and so far there wasn't a lot

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Speaker 2: of aim, and like she landed in the pool, but

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Speaker 2: it was like a lap pool, so we were not

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Speaker 2: far from the and like, no one freak. It was

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Speaker 2: not as nearly as close as I'm describing. But I'm

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Speaker 2: just like throwing her like a baseball. Yeah, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: like I should aim. It's a human being. But she

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Speaker 2: wanted high. I gave her high. But I'm it could

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Speaker 2: have been a real problem.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy how quick that happens.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, I want to hear an actual mom failed though.

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Speaker 1: No, Yeah, like your blog.

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Speaker 3: So the phone thing that I talked about couple weeks

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Speaker 3: ago was that was just like an accident of me

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Speaker 3: just being completely goofy.

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Speaker 1: This one was.

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Speaker 3: More and I think it's really unbrand with me, and

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Speaker 3: I felt bad. And it's not maybe a big deal

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Speaker 3: because it's not, but to me it was because it

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Speaker 3: made me realize, like I'm failing a.

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Speaker 1: Little human and it made me really sad.

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Speaker 3: I was invited by my friend who told me, hey,

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Speaker 3: the library in the neighborhood is doing like a like

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Speaker 3: a music and song thing, right, And it was just

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Speaker 3: like a book and whatever.

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Speaker 1: You read a book and you sing a song.

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Speaker 3: And it was for infants and I think up to

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Speaker 3: two years old. So I was like, perfect, we're gonna go.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be great. She has two kids, she brought them,

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Speaker 3: She got there on time, she got there on time.

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Speaker 1: I got home from work.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you know I do work, so I had to

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Speaker 3: do work, and then I came home, got her ready,

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Speaker 3: and I was like, we're gonna go.

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Speaker 1: The story time.

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Speaker 3: I got there, I put her in the stroller, her

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Speaker 3: little outfit and everything, and I get there and the

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Speaker 3: door's closed and on the closed door of the sign

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Speaker 3: and it says we are full, we are a capacity,

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Speaker 3: like they're not taking nobody else. I got there at

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Speaker 3: eleven o five, and the things at eleven so I

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Speaker 3: learned a couple of less get there early because these

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Speaker 3: parents do not play. These parents do not play about.

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Speaker 2: The time, like pull up the story time, because then

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Speaker 2: they'll be halfway through the story and it won't make

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Speaker 2: much sense.

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Speaker 3: But I felt so bad for her. My daughter knows

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Speaker 3: nothing right now. She doesn't understand what's going on. But

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Speaker 3: I just looked at her and she's, you know, her

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Speaker 3: little out for her little bows. And I felt so

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Speaker 3: bad because I'm like, I wanted to take her to

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Speaker 3: Story of Time and if she understood what was going on,

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Speaker 3: she would probably be so upset right now.

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Speaker 1: And I asked the library and if we can like

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Speaker 1: kind of sneak in, you know. She was like yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know. I was like, is this closed, like for real?

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Speaker 1: She was like yeah, you know.

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Speaker 3: It's like some like funded program we do this every

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Speaker 3: whatever week to for libraries. And I was just like, okay,

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Speaker 3: well I like this once. I would like to come

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Speaker 3: here one day, you know, I like to come back.

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Speaker 3: And she gave me a schedule. But I was so

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Speaker 3: upset that I cried. I cried about it because I

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Speaker 3: felt like I failed my kid. Even though she doesn't

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Speaker 3: understand what's going on, she doesn't know where her nose

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Speaker 3: is she knows nothing.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna fail her way worse than.

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Speaker 1: That one hundred percent. Probably have already, don't even know it.

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Speaker 3: But I just felt like so bad, Like you know,

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Speaker 3: it's like your kid's all cute and ready and you're.

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Speaker 1: Like, we're gonna go to storytime.

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Speaker 3: Story She has stories with me, yes, a lot of.

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Speaker 2: What did you do? You just went home and I

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Speaker 2: had to go a story than home. She was probably fine,

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Speaker 2: She probably didn't care.

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Speaker 1: She didn't care, she could less me that with me.

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Speaker 1: But I'm just so bad because of that moment.

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Speaker 2: You just the bruise on my face still has.

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Speaker 1: My Mommy loved me, mom dropped the.

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Speaker 2: Phone on my face. And now we can't even get

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Speaker 2: the story time on time. It's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Story. I can't do anything right, nothing right around here.

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Speaker 2: You're doing great. Yeah, you're doing great.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying. But that's the nicest thing you can tell

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Speaker 3: a new mom is you're doing.

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Speaker 2: Great except for depriving your child of story time. Other

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Speaker 2: than that, you're doing great. More freends show next right here,