Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello, it's Nikky. You
Speaker 1: welcome to the podcast. Here I am. I'm in Satlas,
Speaker 1: Missouri with Andrew. He has a basketball he is um
Speaker 1: playing with and hitting the mic with Hey, Andrew, how's
Speaker 1: it going. How's it hanging? No, you're not throwing that ball.
Speaker 1: It's that is you would hit the mic, it would
Speaker 1: hit my tooth, knock it out, and the show would
Speaker 1: be over. Come back. Oh my god. Yeah, the tooth
Speaker 1: just lodges into my perfectly smooth skinny jeans local cord um.
Speaker 1: Noah is here in Arizona. Um, thanks so much to
Speaker 1: everyone could back. Oh yeah, you want him to do
Speaker 1: a layup? Yeah, that's like the one word go from basketball.
Speaker 1: It's the only word. Well, that's so cute. I was like, really,
Speaker 1: do you want to learn something? A college layup is
Speaker 1: and you jump high enough where you slapped it back
Speaker 1: and take you four to six years to do it. Well,
Speaker 1: it can take its junior year in high school. I
Speaker 1: could finally do it. It It was a big moment. It's
Speaker 1: a big moment for boys. What does it wait, So
Speaker 1: it's a different sort So they got like along like
Speaker 1: the backboards. Some backboards are higher, but most normal size
Speaker 1: backwards backboards. When you do a layup, you slap the
Speaker 1: backboard after you let the ball, you like kind of
Speaker 1: give it a little white guy dunk. That's what it's
Speaker 1: like when you when people. Sometimes when I'm running, I
Speaker 1: just want to, like, I like grab for a branch
Speaker 1: or something. You know, you got to hit things up
Speaker 1: high when they're there to be hit. I love hitting
Speaker 1: a thing up high. I really do. It's so fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a few signs in our hallway where you get
Speaker 1: to hit them a little bit. Really, at least on
Speaker 1: the third floor, are you That's why we've had a
Speaker 1: bunch of fire alarms go off just trying to take
Speaker 1: that five nine to about six one vertical. It was
Speaker 1: huge for guys back in the day. They had shoes
Speaker 1: where you would pump them. Well, that was one thing
Speaker 1: we did have. Are so cool cock true story. But no,
Speaker 1: they do stuff for your calves where it was called
Speaker 1: strength shoes or something, and they were like higher here.
Speaker 1: Those they were called shape shape ups. Do you remember
Speaker 1: shape ups? We are all the women who wore shape
Speaker 1: ups in the two thousand and eight I want to
Speaker 1: say seven eight. They were so popular. Brooke Burke, I
Speaker 1: think was like the spokesman form they were in every
Speaker 1: magazine was like shape Ups and they were bigger in
Speaker 1: the back than the front, so that when you walked,
Speaker 1: it like made you you're almost like walking uphill down hill.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was just but they promised that
Speaker 1: you would like get extra like muscle tone from them.
Speaker 1: People are like, I want to just walk normally. I
Speaker 1: don't know. People are always looking for shortcuts to burn
Speaker 1: calories or straight tone or star thin. If you can
Speaker 1: just like strap on a belt that like vibrates, people
Speaker 1: are still falling for that ship, Like do you still say?
Speaker 1: Like breaking news, Sketchers had to pay forty million dollars
Speaker 1: to settle Federal Trade Commission charges that had deceived customers
Speaker 1: with ads for the toning shoes. Yes, bullshit, there's no
Speaker 1: one that has better legs because they wore shape Ups.
Speaker 1: But at what point can if I was the plaintiff,
Speaker 1: at what point do I have a case? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like how many times you have to
Speaker 1: wear them to go? You know what? You bet? Someone
Speaker 1: was like, let's take this, let's go to an expert
Speaker 1: and run tests on it and get like an actual
Speaker 1: data back about what this is doing. And then when
Speaker 1: it proved nothing, it was like, okay, we have a
Speaker 1: case if you bought shape ups between the years, A man,
Speaker 1: I just missed out on a class actions something that
Speaker 1: Now there was some thing that I just missed the window.
Speaker 1: It was like some kind of beauty product. It would
Speaker 1: have just been fun to get a part of that.
Speaker 1: You know, they paid like fourteen billion dollars or something
Speaker 1: to you know, pay off all these people. I forget
Speaker 1: what it was. This is a pointless story, but um, well,
Speaker 1: how do you get on the list like that? Like
Speaker 1: how do you got to find a lawyer? Or does
Speaker 1: one lawyer get everyone together? And it was something that
Speaker 1: I bought it like Target, though they wouldn't have my
Speaker 1: name associated with it. It wasn't like a huge purchase either,
Speaker 1: but it would have just been fun to go like, yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck you, that didn't work. Forget what it was. Um,
Speaker 1: I and baby powder. You guys know about it, Like
Speaker 1: don't use that? Ever? What do I do for my
Speaker 1: Johnson Johnson's baby powder? Um? I mean they don't use
Speaker 1: it anymore. But for years it had talc in it.
Speaker 1: But even after they said they took the talk out
Speaker 1: which talc is. Talc Is has asbestos in it, and
Speaker 1: people have read about Johnson Johnson's baby powder and every
Speaker 1: little baby, every baby, and every women. They used to
Speaker 1: advertise it to women, being like, you're a sloppy slut
Speaker 1: if you don't put baby powder on your pussy so
Speaker 1: that everyone doesn't have to smell it. So women, we're
Speaker 1: dousing themselves in it for years, and all these women
Speaker 1: got um uh uterine cancer, ovarian cancer and wonder big
Speaker 1: pharma and big baby powder. They know each other and
Speaker 1: they're like, and I'll scratch your back, you scratch your mind,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like like give people cancer.
Speaker 1: And then I mean it's very Aaron BROCKOVICI, I love
Speaker 1: that movie, a movie that I almost didn't see, and
Speaker 1: I'm so glad I did. It was like I saw
Speaker 1: it after it was big, because it was big when
Speaker 1: I was like not into like things about lawn to
Speaker 1: watch right after Pretty Woman, Yeah, I just just see
Speaker 1: how where she went with her life. She became like
Speaker 1: a brilliant pretty woman. Julia Roberts was always capable of
Speaker 1: being a litigators. She She's a moxie, that girl. But
Speaker 1: that is like a movie. There's so many old movies
Speaker 1: that I just was too young to appreciate how like
Speaker 1: fucking good they are. Like if I would have been too.
Speaker 1: If someone out there hasn't seen Jerry McGuire, get fucking
Speaker 1: on it, Aaron Brockovich, Um, what are some other movies
Speaker 1: that like First and Last Name, Thomas Crown Affair. I've
Speaker 1: never seen that, but here it's good right for it's gump.
Speaker 1: I never saw the Green Mile. I never saw that's
Speaker 1: my new my next nephew, that Miles Green. That's a
Speaker 1: good name. Miles has been big. Right now, we're just
Speaker 1: stumble upon a child's name and you're like, I want
Speaker 1: a baby, and then I just go I should just
Speaker 1: get a band. Yeah, I mean it's it's weird if
Speaker 1: you like, if you're like, I find a name, I
Speaker 1: got a name speaking of a name. So you know
Speaker 1: how we call things that are like hard to hear
Speaker 1: you like ear rape but said French so it doesn't
Speaker 1: offend anyone. Um, and you can say it in front
Speaker 1: of people and no one goes your rape. Um. Sara
Speaker 1: Lena saw some Sarah therapist my friend's earl A therapist
Speaker 1: that is like challenging her to put herself in more
Speaker 1: uncomfortable situations because she's so I think she'll be okay
Speaker 1: with me saying this if she's not well, this is
Speaker 1: just a test, but you have uncomable listen to this podcast,
Speaker 1: listen to me paraphrase the therapy you went to privately
Speaker 1: and shared with me one on one. No, I really
Speaker 1: don't think she'd have a problem with this, um but
Speaker 1: she went to a guy that was like because and
Speaker 1: I think so many people can relate to this. She's
Speaker 1: a people pleaser. She just wants everyone to be okay
Speaker 1: all the time. She will sacrifice anything of herself to
Speaker 1: make others feel comfortable all the time. She she's better
Speaker 1: at it than anyone I know. I'm almost like, will
Speaker 1: you please not stop doing that? Because I really like
Speaker 1: and having you buy me a Dave Matthew sweatshirt. She's like,
Speaker 1: by the way of stay in the hand, it will
Speaker 1: be a week now, Like, yeah, I think he's I
Speaker 1: think he's bad. I think he's bad. He told me
Speaker 1: you'd say this, Certil, And I want to challenge you
Speaker 1: to be uncomfortable by paying for my stay. Is that
Speaker 1: even though I know that's like huge standing up rerself,
Speaker 1: but I think going back so anyway, um, he challenged
Speaker 1: her to do more things that make make her feel
Speaker 1: awkward or like things that she would be like, I
Speaker 1: want to get out of this. So she's supposed to
Speaker 1: do a breathing technique, she said, where it's like holding
Speaker 1: her breath for seven seconds letting it, like some kind
Speaker 1: of breathing technique that causes anxiety, and she's supposed to
Speaker 1: meditate through it to like trigger her anxiety in a
Speaker 1: safe place and then learn breathing like other techniques to
Speaker 1: get out of it. So it's kind of interesting. But
Speaker 1: she said that's too hard to do. So she went
Speaker 1: to this like mommy and me kind of like class
Speaker 1: with babies the other day, and everyone's introducing their baby's
Speaker 1: name around the circle, and she started hearing so many
Speaker 1: a rape names, you know, and she was like, so
Speaker 1: she introduced lee on just to make herself feel really awkward.
Speaker 1: Has Leon Arape. People weren't even saying last names, but
Speaker 1: I guess some people were saying, like, you know, two
Speaker 1: names like Chance, Hope or whatever like these dumb Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was Leona Rope and she said it was she
Speaker 1: felt so weird, but like no one knew of course,
Speaker 1: because it's well it sounds foreign. One's going to call
Speaker 1: you out kind of looks a little bit like like
Speaker 1: oh maybe that's a family name. Wait, so what did
Speaker 1: no one said anything? She just thought what did she say? No,
Speaker 1: she just said she was It made her feel so
Speaker 1: uncomfortable and so she had to get through it. So
Speaker 1: now she's she's so amazing. She like tackles anything that
Speaker 1: is put in front of her. She'll just like start
Speaker 1: doing like most people would go, like I went to
Speaker 1: a guitar lesson a the other day, and I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to like and I'm going to voice therapy, and she's
Speaker 1: gives me these practices that you have to do, you know,
Speaker 1: like when you go to physical therapy or like even
Speaker 1: a nutritionist or you know, trainer, you have to like
Speaker 1: do the stuff every day. That's why when I used
Speaker 1: to go to a trainer, used to just go to
Speaker 1: him every day because I go, I'm never going to
Speaker 1: do this stuff alone. There's yeah, so I've been doing
Speaker 1: the voice therapy, but like the guitar less and I'm
Speaker 1: not like doing I'm just playing what I want to play.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing what he wants to do, but she
Speaker 1: just like fucking does the stuff. So I was really
Speaker 1: proud of her for doing something so fucking weird. Yeah, guitar.
Speaker 1: When I when I started taking lessons, when they you know,
Speaker 1: scales and stuff like that, I'm like, can I just
Speaker 1: play crash into me nine times? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like I don't anything. It's like it's the same. It
Speaker 1: goes back to the reading the book and learning about
Speaker 1: the clouds. Like it's like an extra layer of like
Speaker 1: why do I need this to get to the Like
Speaker 1: we don't like theory. I don't like theory, like the
Speaker 1: idea of what is it about? It's like, no, just
Speaker 1: can we get to A to B as quick as possible?
Speaker 1: I think that there and for what I want to
Speaker 1: do on guitar, I really don't think that I need scales,
Speaker 1: but I do believe that they help with like moving
Speaker 1: your fingers fast. For sure. They care about learning how
Speaker 1: to make a major key minor or how to like
Speaker 1: I just would rather memory. I is the entire freat
Speaker 1: board of like, oh the shape is down here, like
Speaker 1: that's how my brain works, better than being like, oh
Speaker 1: well then if I take this, this is an e
Speaker 1: that it becomes an F sharp and then it's like
Speaker 1: and then learning how like it jumps whatever that will
Speaker 1: will unlock like all these possibilities that you're not even
Speaker 1: aware of because you don't have that knowledge yet. But
Speaker 1: here's what I think you're right. Here's the thing, though,
Speaker 1: I do know how how to like make a chord
Speaker 1: shape in the in the first threat and then transfer
Speaker 1: up the neck and note what each of those are
Speaker 1: based on the chord shape. I know what that is now,
Speaker 1: but I don't know what notes go together. So even
Speaker 1: if I know that down here is an F sharp minor,
Speaker 1: I don't know what other. It doesn't matter to me
Speaker 1: what other chords like. I would rather The reason I
Speaker 1: know what chords go together is because I play thousands
Speaker 1: of songs and I've memorized that, like, oh, this song
Speaker 1: has these five chords, so those go together. And that's
Speaker 1: how I'm learning, which is a backwards way of learning,
Speaker 1: but that's kind of how my brain works better than
Speaker 1: the other way around. Yeah, I don't. I don't. I
Speaker 1: want to learn the minutia before getting to the broad thing.
Speaker 1: You just want to do it. I mean with golf,
Speaker 1: though it gets very detailed yeah, and then my brain.
Speaker 1: You know, for about seven months, I was like insane
Speaker 1: about breaking down my swing. I would think about literally,
Speaker 1: the golf swing seems so simple, but you could break
Speaker 1: it down maybe like thousands of ways. I mean, your
Speaker 1: body is hundreds of muscles doing all different things, like,
Speaker 1: but if you break it down to just three movements,
Speaker 1: just this, this, and then if you go back a
Speaker 1: certain way, you could come forward a certain way. That's
Speaker 1: the simplest thing with golf, you know, But no, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Well, I guess essentially like there are there
Speaker 1: is a way. But then when you start playing, if
Speaker 1: you're playing guitar, if you're you start overthinking and then
Speaker 1: you go you're not playing anymore. You're just fucking You're
Speaker 1: like a robot, like I have to go from here
Speaker 1: to here, and then you lose all your rhythm. You're
Speaker 1: too tense because then you're not going to play sometimes,
Speaker 1: like you need to be when you're an amateur, not
Speaker 1: that you're an amateur, but you need to be obsessive
Speaker 1: over the details to become a pro. Like it's so
Speaker 1: weird when you even though other night I was watching
Speaker 1: a stand up that is like very good, very good,
Speaker 1: and then I went to a clip of him ten
Speaker 1: years ago, which he was very good then too. That's
Speaker 1: why there's clips that exist of him. He was already
Speaker 1: killing it, but just ten years like, you just see
Speaker 1: this person that you go, that's a person who is
Speaker 1: worried about what's going to happen on the stage and
Speaker 1: a little bit nervous, even though he was killing it
Speaker 1: at that point in his career already, but there was
Speaker 1: just still some tenseness that was like not as funny,
Speaker 1: not as easy to watch as him now, which is
Speaker 1: just like natural born killer has no there's no there's
Speaker 1: no tension, and that's just about doing it enough. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess you have to learn those little things to
Speaker 1: forget them. You have to learn it. Holding my fucking
Speaker 1: pit is so hard, but it has to be they
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start running with one. I'm just gonna start
Speaker 1: carrying one around because I wanted to just be second
Speaker 1: nature that that's the fingers I used to hold to pick,
Speaker 1: even though it's so abnormal for me to just hold
Speaker 1: a pick with two fingers instead of three, Why does
Speaker 1: that help? Because it makes your hand looser if you're
Speaker 1: if you have three fingers, two fingers are touched to
Speaker 1: pick on the other side, it just makes your hand
Speaker 1: like and it's supposed to be like loose. I don't
Speaker 1: know it's that makes sense, but yeah, I mean it's
Speaker 1: it's like in football. If you fumble the football like
Speaker 1: they'd have people can carry a football everywhere. You just
Speaker 1: carried around. Yes, it's like it becomes part of you.
Speaker 1: Did you ever do the thing in high school or
Speaker 1: middle school where they make you carry the bag of
Speaker 1: flower or the egg to pretend it's a baby you
Speaker 1: start down the stairs. Did you have to do that?
Speaker 1: We had to do that. I'm trying to think it
Speaker 1: was a bag of flower. Did you have to do that? No? Me,
Speaker 1: no way. We did not have those kinds of classes
Speaker 1: in my school. The only way you get opt out
Speaker 1: of it is if you already had a baby. Wait now,
Speaker 1: I can I ask you question you on postpone the
Speaker 1: podcast today by ten minutes because you said you needed
Speaker 1: to wash her face. Did does it take you ten
Speaker 1: minutes to wash your face? I guess reapplying makeup and everything.
Speaker 1: I actually did not wash my face. I just put
Speaker 1: my makeup over the moisturizer I put on before bed
Speaker 1: last night. It's so funny you said that because last
Speaker 1: night I spent the night at Chris's for the first
Speaker 1: time in like I can't even remember. Yeah, away game,
Speaker 1: and we went to go see the Toady's the pageant.
Speaker 1: Do you know the Toady's Oh like the band? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would rather have seen Little Tadpowls that are called
Speaker 1: Little Toady's. No, no, no, they were great. Actually they
Speaker 1: were great. They played this whole album. It was kind
Speaker 1: of like, oh my god, like they started, they went on.
Speaker 1: At ten, Reverend Horton Heat opened up. Do you know
Speaker 1: that band? Good for you? If you don't, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Reverend Horton heat Is. You're my least favorite band,
Speaker 1: and I'm probably your least favorite comedian. It's not it's
Speaker 1: like rockabilly. I'm not into rockabilly. It was like zoot Suit, Riot,
Speaker 1: Cherry Pop and Daddy's But it was like Cherry Pop
Speaker 1: and Grandis. They're very talented musicians, good songwriters. Not my favorite.
Speaker 1: Can I just say though? They really were? I mean
Speaker 1: like they were I was he was amazing. They were amazing.
Speaker 1: It was three three piece band. But um during report
Speaker 1: and Heat we I just want to say, during Reverend
Speaker 1: Hord and heat, I'm so not into it and it
Speaker 1: hurts my ears so much. I can't believe what people
Speaker 1: do to their ears at these places. I always have
Speaker 1: um my earring. My hearing has become extraordinary sensitive recently.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but I read this girl from
Speaker 1: Love on the Spectrum on the American version. She posted
Speaker 1: about these um ear but like, what are they called
Speaker 1: ear head? Yeah, you can wear because she's like, I
Speaker 1: have really sensitive hearing and sometimes like people's voices just
Speaker 1: loud like us is, and I have these and so
Speaker 1: we got these little ear plugs that have been great.
Speaker 1: Um because even yesterday I was in like a meeting
Speaker 1: and this woman was talking and her voice just became
Speaker 1: so loud and obnoxious. I was going to have to leave.
Speaker 1: And so you can't put them in midd She had
Speaker 1: no idea. This woman was so fucking tapped out. But
Speaker 1: I just very surreptitiously just was like, look like almost
Speaker 1: like I was like kind of digging in my ear.
Speaker 1: So Matt Robard weren't neat. I'm not enjoying it. So
Speaker 1: I put in my air pods and I listened to
Speaker 1: my Girl's Chat because there are a bunch of recordings
Speaker 1: on there that I hadn't heard, so I'm starting I'm
Speaker 1: trying to listen to Sarah Lena talk about Leona Rape
Speaker 1: and um, and I can't really hear because they're so
Speaker 1: fucking loud, and you know, I'm at a concert and
Speaker 1: it's just like not the place to do it. So
Speaker 1: I put it back, my headphones, the ear plugs back in,
Speaker 1: and then um. It hits the intermission and there's this
Speaker 1: like older man sitting next to me, and Chris goes
Speaker 1: and talks to his friends. So I'm holding down the
Speaker 1: fort sitting there, and he goes. He tapped me on
Speaker 1: the shoulder, and I thought he was gonna recognize me
Speaker 1: because I had gotten recognized a couple of times there,
Speaker 1: so I'm like yeah, no, I was just like yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he was like, did you really put in
Speaker 1: your headphones and listen to other music during that person's performance?
Speaker 1: You could tell this guy was like because this everyone
Speaker 1: there was like kind of older. I mean, this is
Speaker 1: a band that was big in the nineties, so everyone's older.
Speaker 1: So I knew he was looking at me like a
Speaker 1: millennial who's like so like so rude at a concert
Speaker 1: to listen to someone else's and I go, no, I
Speaker 1: just I don't like them. They were bad, and so
Speaker 1: I U they were not my style at all. And
Speaker 1: so I put in my headphones because I wanted to
Speaker 1: listen to my voice memos from my friends. And he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: and he goes, do you like um the Toady's And
Speaker 1: I was like, my boyfriend's a big fan. He goes oh,
Speaker 1: and I go and I mean, I listened to him today.
Speaker 1: I'm excited to hear them. And he was like yeah.
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, Yeah, I guess you're right. They weren't
Speaker 1: like He was like, I like the first couple of
Speaker 1: sounds songs and then it was just like a wall
Speaker 1: of sound. I was like, I just couldn't anymore. And
Speaker 1: he got on my side. Like he went from being
Speaker 1: like he you know, you could tell us what he
Speaker 1: was bitching about me the whole time to his wife
Speaker 1: and she was probably like, don't say anything, damn, please don't.
Speaker 1: And then he did and you could just tell he
Speaker 1: like went from being like I changed the narrative of me.
Speaker 1: You found common ground, yes, and he agreed with me,
Speaker 1: and and and he because I have every right to
Speaker 1: not enjoy a performance. And I listen, I'm not in
Speaker 1: the front row. This is we are in the balcony,
Speaker 1: in the back seat. There's no one even behind me,
Speaker 1: so no one saw me do this, besides this man
Speaker 1: sitting right next to me. And I just didn't really care.
Speaker 1: And I know that's rude. I just didn't care for
Speaker 1: this band and it was too loud. And so anyway, afterwards,
Speaker 1: we went to Chris's and I woke up this morning
Speaker 1: and I did not, um wash my face. And man,
Speaker 1: I think most people don't like, do you not wash?
Speaker 1: I washed my face night and morning, no matter what.
Speaker 1: And it's just weird that both of us today did
Speaker 1: not wash our faces. Yeah, it just depends how oily
Speaker 1: I am when I wake up. To be honest, I
Speaker 1: was a little sure, brain, did you not bring cleanser? Um?
Speaker 1: We use the same cleanser, so he I could have
Speaker 1: just grabbed his and used it, but I was like,
Speaker 1: I just need Starbucks and I need to get the
Speaker 1: funk out of here. Um, and I had really bad
Speaker 1: dreams about just yeah. I just was like, and he
Speaker 1: was at radio so and I just kept being something
Speaker 1: about being in a house. I felt like I could
Speaker 1: be murdered because it's so big, Like it's just like home.
Speaker 1: Invasions are so much more like in an apartment complex.
Speaker 1: I feel safe because there's like a bunch of people
Speaker 1: around you. It's like a buffet the house. I don't
Speaker 1: think I ever want to live in a house. I
Speaker 1: think I'll be too scared because no one can hear
Speaker 1: you scream. I mean some of these houses where by
Speaker 1: where we live, they seemed like it seems way too open.
Speaker 1: You're on a main road. I freaked the funk out.
Speaker 1: I look out my window every day and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but that's what they did. The mccloskeys
Speaker 1: lived right next to us. The ones the gun tote
Speaker 1: McCloskey is the ones that came out during the Black
Speaker 1: Lives Matter parade. That's the That's how you would be
Speaker 1: in your anyway. We gotta go to break. We'll come
Speaker 1: back with more show right after this, and we're back.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Um, let's get to the news.
Speaker 1: It is Thursday, folks, you know what that means. It
Speaker 1: is Thursday. I hope you're having all the swells out there.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a great weekend, great weather where you
Speaker 1: are potentially maybe not maybe you'll be raining back to
Speaker 1: you know, it's one of probably the last weekend of niceness.
Speaker 1: Oh likes the country. Well, no, it's going to be
Speaker 1: hot forever. It's it's so nice here. I can't even
Speaker 1: shut up about it. But it's it's just perfect weather
Speaker 1: because you guys had probably it's such a hot summer
Speaker 1: tucks in. Yeah, but it's fine. It's only today, Like
Speaker 1: only three dogs died in the sun today. It's so perfect.
Speaker 1: I cooked my breakfast inside today, not on the sidewalk.
Speaker 1: I saw a cactus shivering. It was so cold. That's
Speaker 1: so cute. Cactuses shivering, like just it taking its big
Speaker 1: arms and then crossing them and going like but I know,
Speaker 1: and they have like all those spikes, like I feel
Speaker 1: bad for like that, or like like really muscular men,
Speaker 1: like they can never hug themselves. Yeah, it's never comfortable.
Speaker 1: Each spike is like their dad telling them they're not
Speaker 1: worth it. Poor Catt. You know, porcupine and cactus should
Speaker 1: hang out more often. Oh my god. The other night,
Speaker 1: can I just say, Chris and I were I don't
Speaker 1: forget what we're doing, and he thanked me for something
Speaker 1: and I go anytime porcupine, and he was He laughed,
Speaker 1: so it was like a sustained laugh for like a minute,
Speaker 1: and he was like, don't ever say that again. So
Speaker 1: now I just send him. I send him means all
Speaker 1: the time that just say any time, and then a
Speaker 1: picture of a porcupine after it. Anytime porcupine, so cute,
Speaker 1: any talent porcupine at Tampa. I know it would be
Speaker 1: my catchphrase if I was a wholesome figure. See you later, alligator. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it totally is. Any time porcupine. Hey, you guys, take
Speaker 1: it and run with it. You don't even have to
Speaker 1: give me credit. I'm sure about. The first person was
Speaker 1: all right, what's the news? Noah? Okay, So a study
Speaker 1: finds that people prefer that an opposite sex friend be
Speaker 1: more ambitious, intelligent, attractive, and of higher social status than
Speaker 1: a same sex friend. Yeah you know why I thought
Speaker 1: about this, Okay. I think it's because because why would
Speaker 1: I want a man that I'm friends with to be
Speaker 1: more attractive, smarter, more successful than a woman I hang
Speaker 1: out with? And it's because I think possibly, and I don't.
Speaker 1: I think I read the study and they did not
Speaker 1: say why they think this is or did they know?
Speaker 1: Because usually they give like a reason like why this
Speaker 1: could be And here's my you know, no degree theory,
Speaker 1: my English degree, but I got it through spark notes theory.
Speaker 1: When I go out with a male friend, people society
Speaker 1: will assume that that is my lover, and so under
Speaker 1: the assumption that other people have of my opposite sex friend,
Speaker 1: it's going to reflect on me if they think I'm
Speaker 1: copulating with this person. I need them, even if they're
Speaker 1: not to appear successful, handsome, and smart. Whereas with girlfriends,
Speaker 1: people don't assume you guys are banging. It's weird like
Speaker 1: even with same sex. At least back in the day,
Speaker 1: I used to only want hot friends, probably because I
Speaker 1: just wanted to feel associated with other hot people. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know why. It's yeah, In in college, I
Speaker 1: was just like, if you were like not attractive, I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I was. I'd be your friend, but we wouldn't like
Speaker 1: my close guy friends are of you're the least attractive person.
Speaker 1: That was that back. Did you ever feel that way
Speaker 1: like when you're with your friends to do or feel
Speaker 1: like I couldn't be around April Macy. We went to
Speaker 1: Um Korea ones to perform for the troops. Which one
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you South or North, but
Speaker 1: I think you can guess. We went on the line
Speaker 1: TMZ line Um. Harvey Levin was there, so um. But
Speaker 1: I felt invisible, like I didn't even want attention for
Speaker 1: men back then, really, but it was like I didn't exist.
Speaker 1: I was with Ginger Gonzaga who plays who She's on
Speaker 1: she Hulk now she plays the character Nicki and She's
Speaker 1: she Hulk, and April Macy and it was like I
Speaker 1: did not exist, and it was it was awful. And
Speaker 1: there are also times where I'm like with Sara Lena,
Speaker 1: and you know, I have a complex about this from
Speaker 1: my sister growing up of being like so pretty and
Speaker 1: everyone having to talk about it. But man, there were
Speaker 1: times that I would have like crushes on guys. I
Speaker 1: think I've even told you this, Like at the Seller
Speaker 1: and I Sara Lena would drop by and I'd be like, guys,
Speaker 1: I think I like this guy, and he'd be like
Speaker 1: hanging out and then Sara Lena would drop by and
Speaker 1: we'd all be having fun, and then Sara Lena would
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom and the guy would go, oh
Speaker 1: my god, she is so beau. I can't even be
Speaker 1: around her, Nikki. I can't even look at her. It's insane,
Speaker 1: and I just go, well, this is over whether or
Speaker 1: not you It's a good test, right, get you out
Speaker 1: of the thing is they should be allowed to say
Speaker 1: a woman is extremely attractive and not have it mean
Speaker 1: that they don't want to be with me, Like I
Speaker 1: definitely think that Chris could and probably anyone I date.
Speaker 1: I might love the way I look, but can admit
Speaker 1: that there are women that are more sexually like appetizing,
Speaker 1: and there's where they don't think they can They're either
Speaker 1: too close to you or they don't think they can
Speaker 1: get you to bet when when I hear she's but
Speaker 1: she's a different it's a different league, Nikki, She's like
Speaker 1: an age that I'm just saying that they think you're boys,
Speaker 1: Like that's what it used to be with these guys.
Speaker 1: I would like be like, wait, are we gonna take
Speaker 1: this friendship to the next level? Like it wasn't even
Speaker 1: you know, it would be like a casual thing. And
Speaker 1: then I'd be like it was so triggering for when
Speaker 1: guys used to always be obsessed with my sister but
Speaker 1: I was just like, well, then you're not even looking
Speaker 1: at me that way. Like I would love to be
Speaker 1: a girl who gets up from a table and guys
Speaker 1: are like, oh my god, if anything, They're like, she
Speaker 1: had like so much salad in her teeth and it's
Speaker 1: so hard to go. Sara is beautiful, but um, I
Speaker 1: want to suck you. So what do you think about?
Speaker 1: Like knew that they would be horrified that they passed up,
Speaker 1: because they would, you know, like they had no idea
Speaker 1: they had a chance with me, that they had no idea.
Speaker 1: They fucking blew it at that moment. Like if you like,
Speaker 1: if you're around, don't don't let me just say, don't
Speaker 1: ever say a girl is so attractive around another girl. Don't.
Speaker 1: We don't want to hear it. It's rude because we
Speaker 1: all say we all value our looks, whether or not
Speaker 1: you've accepted whether or not someone's a model, and like
Speaker 1: you think, well, clearly, my friend isn't going to get
Speaker 1: else with me comploning a model. She's a model. We
Speaker 1: all know she's prettier than all of us. It's still rude.
Speaker 1: It's not been plenty of times the other way around,
Speaker 1: where if I brought around a hot man, you would
Speaker 1: tell me if the guy to handle it, No, no,
Speaker 1: I it is, but it is kind of that because
Speaker 1: just what for men. It's like I'm a little bit
Speaker 1: more sensitive to it now because I realize you guys
Speaker 1: are a lot more sensitive than I thought, because you
Speaker 1: don't really talk about how sensitive you are, so we
Speaker 1: don't really know. That's the thing, Like you guys get
Speaker 1: so upset about what guys do. Like So I had
Speaker 1: two friends, Aaron and Glenn, and they'd go out. They'd
Speaker 1: wear like theory button down shirts and they'd have like
Speaker 1: one have highlights. They're both six one six, And I'd
Speaker 1: go out and I'm not an ugly guy, but compared
Speaker 1: to them, it was just like automatically the eyeline of
Speaker 1: the like hotter, taller girl, it would go towards them.
Speaker 1: Then I would just instead of like dealing with it
Speaker 1: or whatever, I just get as drunk as possible. Didn't
Speaker 1: want anyone in a weird way. You were sexual, Andrew,
Speaker 1: I was a sexual, But I think part of that
Speaker 1: of feeling defeated before like led to that, Like I
Speaker 1: didn't even want to compete. I didn't even want to
Speaker 1: get the idea of rejection, So I just get as
Speaker 1: fucked up as possible and then you know, have sex
Speaker 1: with a lamp post, and even the lamp post like
Speaker 1: I was Glen, he's taller. Yeah, I'm like, fucking lampost.
Speaker 1: You have to stand on like a newspaper dispenser to
Speaker 1: even get in the hole. And they're like, Glenn wouldn't
Speaker 1: have to do that. It was all in black and
Speaker 1: white in the rain. For some reason. It's so sad, No,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I think like guys, that's how guys deal
Speaker 1: with these things. They just get fucked up. And that's
Speaker 1: what I used to do too, is just get sucked
Speaker 1: up in like also just you know, I go to
Speaker 1: like I'll just kill myself. Like what's the point of
Speaker 1: being alive if no one's gonna want to fun? If
Speaker 1: everyone wants to be with beautiful women like and I
Speaker 1: can't be that? What why do I want to exist?
Speaker 1: It's the only thing and I still have a little
Speaker 1: bit of that in me. It's so weird, but it's um.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about this whole, like, I I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, Chris has Chris went to lunch with a
Speaker 1: girl recently that was in town, and like, hit him
Speaker 1: up and I'm like, who's that that you're texting? I
Speaker 1: saw a girl's name and he's like, oh, it's my
Speaker 1: friend from whenever ago. And I'm like, I feel like
Speaker 1: there's just a sense of like is there either she
Speaker 1: likes it, there's but there was no sense. He was
Speaker 1: just like, oh, she was an old friend and um
Speaker 1: and maybe they had a history together. I don't want
Speaker 1: to disclose that, yes or no, but there was a reason.
Speaker 1: Most women, I have to say, would get very jealous.
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying I'm like, maybe I'm wrong. I
Speaker 1: think that most of the women I know would not
Speaker 1: be totally fine with their boyfriend going to lunch with
Speaker 1: a girl that they've never heard about in the nine
Speaker 1: years we've been dating. Yeah, I have a question. Yeah,
Speaker 1: does it it being an old because I feel like
Speaker 1: an old friend is like somehow more palatable than a
Speaker 1: new girlfriend, Like, oh, I met this girl three days ago,
Speaker 1: We're going to lunch. Like if there's history there, you're
Speaker 1: more okay with it. Yeah. Well that's the other thing
Speaker 1: is like it sucks that friends of opposite sex. It
Speaker 1: would be like, well, then bring me to and it's like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't want to bring you to everything that I
Speaker 1: do in my life. And let's say I meet a
Speaker 1: new friend that's a girl and she's like, I want
Speaker 1: to bring my boyfriend. If I were to say, can
Speaker 1: you not bring your husband or your boyfriend, it wouldn't
Speaker 1: mean I want to fuck her. Yet when a girl
Speaker 1: wants to hang out with a guy and says can
Speaker 1: you not bring your girlfriend? Somehow that means I want
Speaker 1: to fuck you. And so the girl, like a girlfriend,
Speaker 1: will take that as oh, you want to be alone
Speaker 1: with him. It's like, yeah, because I like to be
Speaker 1: alone with my friends. When other people get added on
Speaker 1: later on, I like to still be with that. Like
Speaker 1: I'd like to hanging out with Krison her husband, but
Speaker 1: I prefer Krisen without her husband more. Sorry, Corey. It's
Speaker 1: just and because it adds, it doesn't. It just creates
Speaker 1: a dynamic is different. But if you think about it,
Speaker 1: if you're if you have friends that are of the
Speaker 1: opposite sex, if you want to hang out with them
Speaker 1: alone and you go, hey, can we just hang out
Speaker 1: alone and not with then it's like, oh, you clearly
Speaker 1: to fuck him, and it's like no, I just don't
Speaker 1: want the partner. Because things change when there's a partner there,
Speaker 1: but it changes everything. But I was going to say
Speaker 1: is that I was like a little bit like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you're gonna go hang out with this girl that I've
Speaker 1: never even heard of, and you've known her longer, like
Speaker 1: you know, she's an old she's a sister friend of
Speaker 1: a old she's a sister of a friend that you know,
Speaker 1: they went through stuff together, and so it was just like, Okay,
Speaker 1: if she's hotter, are you more upset? Told me that
Speaker 1: there was no vibe with them, and I trust him
Speaker 1: and even if they're I mean, that made me want
Speaker 1: to see her less. Brennan had a dream that I
Speaker 1: cheated on her and but the girl wasn't as attractive
Speaker 1: as her, so she wasn't as upset. And I was like,
Speaker 1: that's an interesting way to look at it, because part
Speaker 1: of me would be like I would want if to
Speaker 1: be more attractive, because then it's like, well, I understand
Speaker 1: your value, yeah, like I give I put her on
Speaker 1: a pedestal. Now is someone that I don't think that's
Speaker 1: attractive get to you, then I feel like, well I
Speaker 1: would go what's wrong with my personality? Like you went
Speaker 1: for someone less attractive than that means that they probably
Speaker 1: have some kind of winning spark about them. That is,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm thinking I'm more attractive than I would want
Speaker 1: Chris to be with someone more attractive than me, so
Speaker 1: that it's like that's a reason to go, because like
Speaker 1: I can't offer you that interesting, you know, like I
Speaker 1: can't offer you that waste? Do you want to whatever
Speaker 1: it is? Whereas if it was like I just want
Speaker 1: to be with this girl that's like doesn't have the
Speaker 1: things that I know he likes in a body, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are you with her? Then it means
Speaker 1: that there's something else there, which is so much more
Speaker 1: devastating because we lose everything else and we also lose
Speaker 1: that eventually because your mind goes. But um so I
Speaker 1: let him. I didn't let him go, but he went
Speaker 1: to this lunch and it was so awesome because after
Speaker 1: the lunch, he like I knew he was going to
Speaker 1: lunch this day. I was kind of thinking about it
Speaker 1: a lot, and even though I just I just was
Speaker 1: like worried that this girl, I just have a fear
Speaker 1: that like, even though I trust him and I and
Speaker 1: I even if she did do this, which she didn't do,
Speaker 1: but even if she did try to go after him
Speaker 1: and like sabotage our relationship and like just plant seeds
Speaker 1: of like well, I heard Nikki say this on a podcaster,
Speaker 1: like just shitty things that I know she could say
Speaker 1: to get him to maybe be in a fight or
Speaker 1: like be upset with me. I was just like I
Speaker 1: was just thinking about it, like I just don't want
Speaker 1: her to try to come after my guy, and she
Speaker 1: definitely did not. That was not their vibe. But afterwards
Speaker 1: he was able to hang out with someone, a friend
Speaker 1: who was able to talk to him about emotions, because
Speaker 1: that's what a women do. Women ask what's going on
Speaker 1: in your life. They don't just talk about what new
Speaker 1: bike gear you got. They don't just talk about what
Speaker 1: sports thing is going on. Men need women friends. Encourage
Speaker 1: your man if you trust him to have female friends,
Speaker 1: because he is going to share things emotionally with that
Speaker 1: woman because women naturally are more emotional that he will
Speaker 1: not share with you because you're his girlfriend. And it's
Speaker 1: just you don't even want those emotions. You don't want
Speaker 1: that mixed up in your romance because it's gonn it's
Speaker 1: not you don't want your guy to cry to you
Speaker 1: and too so he you know you want that, but
Speaker 1: like a lot of that is a boner killer in
Speaker 1: a relationship. The man feels really like soft afterwards if
Speaker 1: he cries to his girlfriend and the girlfriend kind of
Speaker 1: feels like, oh now, I he's not as like there's
Speaker 1: a lot of weird stuff going on. Encourage your guy
Speaker 1: friends to have girlfriends. Because my guy came back to
Speaker 1: me and was, like, we just talked about a friend
Speaker 1: that we lost, like a mutual friend that you know,
Speaker 1: we both like had a fall like you know, died
Speaker 1: and not falling out and died, and like we both
Speaker 1: got to like talk about our feelings about that, and
Speaker 1: I just got to share some feelings around this other
Speaker 1: thing that I haven't been able to talk to anyone
Speaker 1: about because she kind of related to it because we
Speaker 1: know the same people. And he was like a totally
Speaker 1: like chills to stare. Pearl talks about and mating in captivity. Really,
Speaker 1: your partner can't be everything for you, so you have
Speaker 1: to have other social circles and friends and stuff and
Speaker 1: men because going to Hooters to watch you know, uh
Speaker 1: m m a is not going to get your man
Speaker 1: to talk about his feelings. So men, men need female friends.
Speaker 1: So I'm encouraging Chris. I'm like, go, I mean I
Speaker 1: would not. I don't care if he has female friends.
Speaker 1: I want him to have more because he comes back
Speaker 1: to me a more relaxed, chilled out, emotionally vulnerable person
Speaker 1: that he because he got things. I didn't say it
Speaker 1: to him at the time, but I'm listening to this
Speaker 1: being like, that's because you hung out with a woman.
Speaker 1: Like He's like, it was so good because I talked
Speaker 1: about like my feelings about this thing, like I suffered
Speaker 1: this like loss that I don't think I really ever
Speaker 1: talked to anyone about. And I was like, oh, because
Speaker 1: it's a woman. You talked to a fucking woman, and
Speaker 1: like orgasm Emotionally, it's like now I could just relax
Speaker 1: with the person I didn't talk to those about that
Speaker 1: stuff with me. You. I feel like there are women
Speaker 1: out there or men that are like, oh, you went
Speaker 1: to this person about this, but you woantn't come to me,
Speaker 1: and they don't want them to go to you with
Speaker 1: this is what I'm saying. But I get what you're saying.
Speaker 1: For the man and the woman, like he whenever there
Speaker 1: is like an emotional like um release between us which
Speaker 1: I'm always like super horny for if he you know,
Speaker 1: there he does not feel frisky right after that, if
Speaker 1: he's like just like cried about you know, like about
Speaker 1: it in a in a way that seems like a
Speaker 1: little bit more feminine energy. He is not wanting to
Speaker 1: like throw me up against the wall and ravage me.
Speaker 1: It's like it takes a little bit. So I think
Speaker 1: it's a plea home frisk gear. He just um, it
Speaker 1: did what it what it did was it did It
Speaker 1: made us closer. It made me feel so much more
Speaker 1: relaxed around him because I could feel that there was
Speaker 1: like he needed to talk to someone about about this
Speaker 1: thing that might have been permeating his personality for months.
Speaker 1: So many times I've talked to you over the years
Speaker 1: where it's like I thought I had a perspective of
Speaker 1: like what the girl was thinking or what you know
Speaker 1: how and it's just completely changed or I thought of
Speaker 1: it in a different way. To help me tremendously, because
Speaker 1: you already opposite sex, because you can put yourself in
Speaker 1: their heels well not even about not even like women stuff,
Speaker 1: just like any life stuff like But I do I
Speaker 1: do get what you're saying. We're the woman will be like, well,
Speaker 1: why can you talk to her about those things? But
Speaker 1: you really you want your man. You I want my
Speaker 1: partner to be able to have to keep his own counsel,
Speaker 1: to be able to share things with someone that he
Speaker 1: doesn't share with me. Like yesterday went over Chris's house
Speaker 1: and he had an alarm clock that is one of
Speaker 1: those ones that lights up slowly tweet you up and
Speaker 1: I go, when did you get that? And he's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, and I go, and we always my
Speaker 1: new thing is to go how much research did you
Speaker 1: do on that? Because he's like the other day had
Speaker 1: a yoga mat and he's like, I've done I did
Speaker 1: ten hours of research before I found this. Like he
Speaker 1: finds the best of everything, and he's he's he was
Speaker 1: so much times researching stuff that he uses less time
Speaker 1: than he doesn't. Go who is this guy that hasn't
Speaker 1: light up alarm clock? Like that is a specific for that.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, it just like lights up
Speaker 1: so that you wake up almost like with the world.
Speaker 1: Like it's almost like I had it this morning because
Speaker 1: my my sleep ass fell out off during the night
Speaker 1: and then he woke up for radio at five in
Speaker 1: the morning and I woke up to this like light
Speaker 1: coming on, just like and it was like calming. I
Speaker 1: like woke up and I was like, hey, where were
Speaker 1: you going to ready for? Like I was just like
Speaker 1: kind of like waking up in like a campsite. Like
Speaker 1: I was just kind of like I'm going to go
Speaker 1: to the stream and wash my face. Like it was
Speaker 1: just a gentler wake up. So he's onto something. But
Speaker 1: I felt like, who are you? I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know this guy. This is something you would have
Speaker 1: been talking to me about, like I'm gonna buy an
Speaker 1: alarm clock. It's going to be this light up one.
Speaker 1: It just felt like, oh, there's facets to this man
Speaker 1: that are not my business that he has kept to himself.
Speaker 1: There was something else the other night where I was
Speaker 1: like when did you start doing that? Like you picked
Speaker 1: up that light fixture? Like when did you do that?
Speaker 1: You're a guy who picks out light fixtures? And why
Speaker 1: did you like get flushed? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Flush with the wall? I don't even know what these
Speaker 1: words are. It was like, I love when I uncovered
Speaker 1: things about my boyfriend, and there's a part of me
Speaker 1: that goes, why did you tell me about this. Why
Speaker 1: didn't you tell me that you have been training? But
Speaker 1: it's like, not, I have so much ship that I
Speaker 1: keep secret, not secret, but that it's just like it's
Speaker 1: not it's it's mine or it's something that I share
Speaker 1: with one of my friends, and he doesn't give a funk.
Speaker 1: It doesn't really he doesn't need to know. It's not
Speaker 1: gonna make a relationship better. So I think that like
Speaker 1: this idea, like you're saying about your partner needs to
Speaker 1: be everything, Like they don't need to be everything. We
Speaker 1: should want our partners to be multi vested, to have
Speaker 1: their own lives and be able to I would totally
Speaker 1: be fine with Chris going to dinner with another woman
Speaker 1: he met who's just like I don't know, and yeah,
Speaker 1: you can come along sometime. But to be like, I
Speaker 1: don't even need to go go hang out with your friend.
Speaker 1: My dad the other night, I'm talking to my parents
Speaker 1: about this, and my dad was like, yeah, like, your
Speaker 1: mom won't let me be friends with this girl I
Speaker 1: just went down the street. You're not You're not being
Speaker 1: friends with who. He's like, she's into archaeology, she's in
Speaker 1: an anthropology, she's into like the same things my dad
Speaker 1: is into she's like an older woman. My dad would
Speaker 1: never cheat. He has never cheated and they've been together
Speaker 1: forty years now, Like, but she's still jealous. My mom
Speaker 1: gets jealous when she hears about when my dad will
Speaker 1: talk about his um middle school girlfriend bringing him flowers
Speaker 1: when he fell off a building, and she's like, oh
Speaker 1: God to hear this, oh talking about Sally. I think
Speaker 1: like with guys, I think in a relationship, especially if
Speaker 1: you're living together and you do get a lot of
Speaker 1: time together, to then go at least for a man,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I wanted to go play golf with another guy.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about emotion and that's why
Speaker 1: I think guys lean into going to Hooters. And like,
Speaker 1: I don't even want to fucking think about my dad
Speaker 1: uncle at all. I just want to talk about Maximum
Speaker 1: magazine or whatever to feel like men create. There are
Speaker 1: things that you can talk to women that you're not
Speaker 1: banging about more so than women you are banging. And
Speaker 1: it's I agree with that. I'm just saying, like to
Speaker 1: find the time to also than at like, but like
Speaker 1: what I was saying is like a new friendship with
Speaker 1: a girl is when you're in a relationship like your
Speaker 1: mom with this archaeology shouldn't be is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's women needs to snap out of this and like
Speaker 1: either you trust your men or not. But like women,
Speaker 1: men are, we need men to have women friends because
Speaker 1: men are suffering emotionally. They don't talk to each other
Speaker 1: about their feelings. They can't talk to their partner about
Speaker 1: their feelings because their partner is either a jealous bitch
Speaker 1: clearly or or like or it's gonna it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a boner killer and they're just not comfortable with it.
Speaker 1: A woman they're not fucking and have no intention of
Speaker 1: sucking is a perfect outlet for them to have emotional
Speaker 1: um their emotional needs met in that way that is
Speaker 1: going to actually make your relationship better. I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to think, how does a guy organically meet a new woman?
Speaker 1: Like maybe at work it's never going to happen because
Speaker 1: this is like it just doesn't happen, But I think
Speaker 1: things need to change, just like however would like it
Speaker 1: just well, how do you meet a guy friend on
Speaker 1: the golf course? I don't know, no, no, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking, like, how can it happen? An organic,
Speaker 1: like nobody. I don't know, like how do you how
Speaker 1: do you girlfriends before? Where it's just like, but how
Speaker 1: did you meet girlfriends before you had a girlfriend? So comedy, No,
Speaker 1: I get it, That's how I would meet it. I
Speaker 1: guess how it's possible. I'm just saying, like, but for comedy,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's also easier, Like we're in a
Speaker 1: social kind of if you met someone at work and
Speaker 1: you're going to lunch with her and not telling your wife,
Speaker 1: tell her that's the thing, Tell her what a guy friend.
Speaker 1: I just saw a video on TikTok of a woman
Speaker 1: showing up and the guy was cheating, and it is
Speaker 1: the most awkward thing, that old cheater show. I mean,
Speaker 1: it goes both ways. I don't. I will not be
Speaker 1: with a man who will not let me have my
Speaker 1: male friendships independently where I can go to dinner with
Speaker 1: a male friend and it not be like even if
Speaker 1: that male friend he suspects wants to suck me, he
Speaker 1: knows that, Like, in order for that male friend to
Speaker 1: suck me, I have to allow him to fuck me
Speaker 1: unless he's a rapist, which I don't hang out with rapists.
Speaker 1: He needs to trust me yeah, if if you if
Speaker 1: he wasn't a comedy guy, if it was like, No,
Speaker 1: I met this guy, Dave. He works in finance. He's
Speaker 1: fucking gorgeous. He has like it's a little stubble on
Speaker 1: his beard. And we're just like talking about emotions, something
Speaker 1: in organic to like. No, I'm just saying, like for it.
Speaker 1: Think everyone just needs to relax. Yeah. I think it's
Speaker 1: just we're all so jealous jealous, we're all worried. All Right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to break and we'll come back with
Speaker 1: a couple. I want to do some more news stories
Speaker 1: because we had some good ones. We'll do a that
Speaker 1: or back, um, one more news story now, huh okay.
Speaker 1: A woman has confessed to stabbing her younger sister in
Speaker 1: the heart multiple times after learning that the sister was
Speaker 1: flirting with the other woman's long long distance boyfriend through
Speaker 1: a video game. And the reason I picked this article
Speaker 1: was like a very long way of asking if you
Speaker 1: and Laura ever or Andrew, you and your brother's ever
Speaker 1: like the same woman, or you and Lauren like the
Speaker 1: same I gotta just wonder, like, if you were to
Speaker 1: stab me in the heart right now, where would you stab? I?
Speaker 1: Know where because of I've been stabbed and I thought
Speaker 1: it was my heart. Oh that's true. So I know
Speaker 1: from experience from well, I used to think because of
Speaker 1: the pledge of allegiance, it was over my left tip.
Speaker 1: That's right in the middle. It is left. It's kind
Speaker 1: of a little Yeah, it's more center than pledge of allegiance. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I pledge the leading should be right down the midd
Speaker 1: But if you're stabbing five times, you're going to hit it.
Speaker 1: You're you're in that region. Yeah, I mean I would hope.
Speaker 1: So so this girl in the middle of the night
Speaker 1: stabs her sister and then she was going to kill Yeah,
Speaker 1: the sister died and she didn't turn herself in until
Speaker 1: the next night, and she was going to take her
Speaker 1: own life, but then her sibling talked her out of
Speaker 1: it because that sibling was like, I'm not losing two
Speaker 1: sisters in a night, even though, I mean, what goes
Speaker 1: through someone's mind. She ordered these knives on Amazon. By
Speaker 1: the way, she ordered daggers on Amazon. They found out
Speaker 1: She found out that they were not even cheating, flirting
Speaker 1: on a conversation through this video game chat where the
Speaker 1: boyfriend said I love you to the sister, and the
Speaker 1: boyfriend was probably cat fishing. He's probably like a six
Speaker 1: year old woman in like, ye, Savannah, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like that's all about like no, yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it could all be nothing. It's but this woman because
Speaker 1: there was pre planning, there was an Amazon purchase, there
Speaker 1: was like, oh she got prime, she picked him, you know,
Speaker 1: a time to Yeah. I don't understand this whole premeditated
Speaker 1: verse whatever, because people you can be crazy for, so
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter if someone had premeditated you. That doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense either, because it goes back to the Sam hearstoning.
Speaker 1: No matter what you do, it's something happening in your
Speaker 1: brain that you're not in control of. So we're all
Speaker 1: idea of like we are. Anything you do is not
Speaker 1: really your fault. It's your brain. And like the situation
Speaker 1: you were born and no one chooses anything, and if
Speaker 1: you temporary, temporary, insane or whatever. I've never been a
Speaker 1: fan Like any time I hear that, I go, how
Speaker 1: is that insane? And they're gonna say this girl is
Speaker 1: not insane because she ordered like went and read you know,
Speaker 1: review she was like pierced three. Yes, she did ten
Speaker 1: hours of research. She her sister should have set that
Speaker 1: alarm clock for a little bit up earlier room. So
Speaker 1: she stabs her five times in the heart. Her sister
Speaker 1: bleeds out and dies, and then she just lives. She
Speaker 1: just keeps going, like did she hide the body? I
Speaker 1: think she was freaking out the ust. I mean, she
Speaker 1: was going to kill She just left it there. She
Speaker 1: was going to kill herself and then her brother or sister.
Speaker 1: I forget who talked her out of killing herself with
Speaker 1: if you I don't I feel like with the proliferation
Speaker 1: of murder podcasts and you know, Dahmer and all these
Speaker 1: shows on, like murder shows, don't teams. No, I mean
Speaker 1: she's twenty, don't people know you're gonna go to jail forever.
Speaker 1: I think that's the insanity part you don't think about exactly.
Speaker 1: So that means this person is insane. Anyone who kills
Speaker 1: my rage? Yeah? Yeah, But she ordered it on Amazon,
Speaker 1: so the blind rage. But this is a this is
Speaker 1: a great commercial for Amazon. They go, do you want
Speaker 1: to still plead temporary insanity? We're going to get you
Speaker 1: those knives within an hour, So you could still order
Speaker 1: something on Amazon and had it shown up within an hour.
Speaker 1: That has happened, been there before I even ordered it,
Speaker 1: just anticipated killed my boyfriend. You can, Yeah, these knives
Speaker 1: come with your boyfriend's hearts. So it was so a
Speaker 1: while that she researched daggers. Daggers. You're no one's ordering
Speaker 1: a dagger, by the way, unless they plan on killing
Speaker 1: their brother or sister. Dagger that comes with that. I
Speaker 1: wonder if the dagger company is going to find out
Speaker 1: about that she, like this person used, I would love
Speaker 1: to know, like if that if she left a review.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's what did she do with
Speaker 1: the body after? Did she just let to sit there?
Speaker 1: And then she turned the night and then she didn't.
Speaker 1: She didn't call the cops until seven thirty pm the
Speaker 1: next night, so she probably was just all day like
Speaker 1: I gotta kill myself and but just couldn't. This guy
Speaker 1: couldn't find her own heart. New to sister right like
Speaker 1: they had prior conversations like and she's still like jealous, rage,
Speaker 1: I'm going to fucking murder You answer your question, yeah, Lauren,
Speaker 1: And I definitely, I mean that was my biggest thing
Speaker 1: in life, was like every guy I liked would be
Speaker 1: like your sister is so hot and like it was
Speaker 1: just but um, yeah, I mean I don't really like
Speaker 1: the guy. Yeah, I mean there was you know, there
Speaker 1: was a guy in college. She was a freshman, I
Speaker 1: was a junior, and he was in my grade. We
Speaker 1: had gone to high school together and she had a
Speaker 1: you know, she um dated him, and he was a
Speaker 1: guy that I liked all my freshman year, all my
Speaker 1: sophomore year and then junior year. My sister before and
Speaker 1: I don't really know that she knew. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know that she knew. But I remember when I
Speaker 1: found out that they got together. I called my dad
Speaker 1: and I was on my carpet in my dorm room.
Speaker 1: Maybe she was visiting because I was in my dorm
Speaker 1: room my sophomore year, so maybe she was still a senior. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you had to go to sword buying yourself. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was deeper. You're like, maybe I shouldn't just waiting for
Speaker 1: a cut Co salesman to show up at my door. Um.
Speaker 1: I called my dad, and I remember like knowing it
Speaker 1: was inappropriate to call my dad about this, but just
Speaker 1: I was drunk and just so upset, and I was
Speaker 1: just like, she's so it's prettier at this guy that
Speaker 1: I like, they just talked up and it was just
Speaker 1: like my dad just like what like, I didn't know
Speaker 1: what to do with it. And I remember at the time,
Speaker 1: you know, when you're in the middle of a tantrum
Speaker 1: and you're like, this is not a good look and
Speaker 1: we're never gonna talk about this again. After I hang
Speaker 1: up the phone, it was one of those why do
Speaker 1: you call your mom? I'm just wondering, why do you think?
Speaker 1: I'm guessing she was incapacitated at the time. It was
Speaker 1: I remember it was like if I was drunk, she
Speaker 1: was probably It was like a Friday night. It would
Speaker 1: have been two girls just being like no, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think I would have my mom would have gone, oh,
Speaker 1: give me a break. This is ridiculous. You, Nikki, you
Speaker 1: don't want someone who doesn't want you, You know all
Speaker 1: that bullshit that you're just like, Yeah, that doesn't really
Speaker 1: help Nikki safe your sex. You don't want to be
Speaker 1: easy for these guys. You need to hold out, do not.
Speaker 1: You're giving this guy too much. What happened? Did you
Speaker 1: have a converence age with Lauren or did you have
Speaker 1: a conversation let it go and then eventually, you know,
Speaker 1: they fizzled out, but it was it was hard. Um yeah,
Speaker 1: I never said you're how close are you with your
Speaker 1: an age gap? Two years? See that's so close, like
Speaker 1: you're bound to cross the Yea swords or whatever you
Speaker 1: call them anyways, but yeah, yeah, my older brother, he's
Speaker 1: on the three years, so we didn't really there was
Speaker 1: a little bit of like you know, when he was
Speaker 1: a senior as a freshman in college, so there were
Speaker 1: girls that would like him that I would maybe, but
Speaker 1: nothing that I like, never competitive, never competitive with that stuff.
Speaker 1: And then my little brother six years younger, so that
Speaker 1: would have been illegal for a while. Uh yeah. Luckily,
Speaker 1: my sister and I never really went for the same
Speaker 1: type of guy, and I feel like most of my
Speaker 1: friends it's that way as well, like we all like
Speaker 1: a different type. Even though my two best friends, Hala
Speaker 1: and Taylor, who you heard on the podcast this week,
Speaker 1: Halla ended marrying Taylor's high school boyfriend. So interesting, but
Speaker 1: that happened years later. So it's so funny because Taylor
Speaker 1: and I were going through our old New yearbooks and
Speaker 1: Taylor saw this, like when she Taylor was a senior
Speaker 1: when we were juniors, and she left like a message
Speaker 1: to all of us being like Nikki, you know, like
Speaker 1: going to Walgreen stressed up, like all the fun memories
Speaker 1: and like Kirsten, remember remember when we slept in that
Speaker 1: car that one time. And then she wrote Johnny Cakes,
Speaker 1: which is Halla's now husband. She's like, Johnny Cakes, I
Speaker 1: will love you forever, and it's just like so funny.
Speaker 1: We're reading this was like emotional thing, and she put
Speaker 1: it on the girl's chat and like Halla, who was
Speaker 1: married to this guy, is reading about her, you know,
Speaker 1: one of her best friends talking about like I love
Speaker 1: you forever. Do you think do you think women are
Speaker 1: a guy? I don't. I just think about if a
Speaker 1: good guy friend dated, how long you would have to
Speaker 1: be in between for me? You know, like it would
Speaker 1: it would be it would be hard for me to
Speaker 1: still be I had a guy, a fraternity brother, date
Speaker 1: the girl that I dated in college for three years.
Speaker 1: But for Trinity, brother means nothing. This means blood. It was,
Speaker 1: but it's an elephant walk. It's not gay if it's
Speaker 1: the friend, Oh my god, yeah that sucks. But it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I feel like if you're gonna like
Speaker 1: pursue someone to like fall in love with nothing should
Speaker 1: stop you and the person should be okay with it.
Speaker 1: Like I have a friend right now who's dating someone
Speaker 1: and their ex boyfriend is so upset that they are
Speaker 1: dating someone that they that they because it's a boy
Speaker 1: a friend of this ex boyfriend, and he won't even
Speaker 1: talk to her anymore. Isn't friends with like they were
Speaker 1: friends for a while. Now he's so mad. It's like,
Speaker 1: is this how you want to get the girl? Is
Speaker 1: by being a little bit and being like, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna be friends with you because you are good with
Speaker 1: my friend. Do you think that's gonna work for I mean,
Speaker 1: who knows, But he's like so upset about it, Like
Speaker 1: I think that's weird. Like once you're done, you should
Speaker 1: be able to date whoever you want, but dating Chris, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybybe the the guy just still has some feelings and
Speaker 1: he's entitled clearly. But it's so interesting because I would
Speaker 1: never occur to me to respond that way, like that's
Speaker 1: that's not going to get her any sooner, Like it's
Speaker 1: almost like stabbing his sister. It's like, where do you
Speaker 1: think this is gonna get you? You're just gonna go
Speaker 1: to jail. Yeah, wow, look at that. I'll wait for you.
Speaker 1: What were you going to say about Chris? No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking about like like if we broke up
Speaker 1: and then one of my friends dated him, you know,
Speaker 1: because I'm not with him anymore, he still be friends
Speaker 1: with that person. Yeah, because I would hope to still
Speaker 1: be friends with Chris like I would. I would hope
Speaker 1: I would incur if Chris and I didn't work out
Speaker 1: seven years he had that Andrew, Yeah, because NICKI stayed
Speaker 1: friends with him. Yeah, I mean I have seven years
Speaker 1: of proof that we would still be friends and that
Speaker 1: I would date any of your friends. No. He actually
Speaker 1: I think one time his friend wanted to set him
Speaker 1: up with a comic who we all know, and he
Speaker 1: knows that I wasn't friends with her, but he knew
Speaker 1: that she was a comic, and he was like, no,
Speaker 1: because that would hurt Chris. Chris is very good about
Speaker 1: like even when we got together, he didn't want to
Speaker 1: post stuff because he was just like mindful of his
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend's being sad. YEA for me, I wouldn't want
Speaker 1: to date a friend best friend because that's like drama
Speaker 1: that I don't drama. Women are like I am so
Speaker 1: desperate for a husband, I will take it wherever I
Speaker 1: can get it. I don't care if my sister plays
Speaker 1: video games with this guy and that she's going to
Speaker 1: stab me in my sleep. Let's just do it, all right,
Speaker 1: Let's get to fan trax. Yikes, are you okay? Do
Speaker 1: you need to see doctor Titels after doing that to
Speaker 1: your throat? Oh? Boy, out, that hurts my throat, speaking
Speaker 1: of your throat. Of our first message is about just that.
Speaker 1: Here's our first voicemail fan Throx from Joanna. Hey, Nikki Andrew, Noah, Nikki,
Speaker 1: this is for you. I just had to let you
Speaker 1: know that the other night, UM was just about to
Speaker 1: go to sleep. My fiance and I were in bed,
Speaker 1: lights out, eyes closed, and usually we don't have much
Speaker 1: conversation because he falls asleep within seconds. I'm so jealous,
Speaker 1: but he just randomly said to me, He's like, I
Speaker 1: wonder if Nikki Glazer's voice is going to be different
Speaker 1: once she heals from surgery. And I just had to
Speaker 1: laugh because I think that was so adorable. But that's
Speaker 1: what he was thinking about right before he fell asleep.
Speaker 1: He's also a physician, so could be part of that.
Speaker 1: Like he's genuinely curious UM. Because he's not a bestie,
Speaker 1: I do occasionally make him listen to parts of the
Speaker 1: show that are like extra funny, and he is a
Speaker 1: fan of your comedy. UM. But I just thought that
Speaker 1: was so cute and adorable and we wish you'd best. Also, Nikki,
Speaker 1: you've been hilarious with the robot dictating UM one liners.
Speaker 1: I just think it proves how genius you are with
Speaker 1: coming up with amazing responses even with mega delays. So
Speaker 1: good job. You've made me Belly laugh more than once
Speaker 1: on the pod without your voice. So looking forward to
Speaker 1: your return. I love you guys back. What was her name? Joanna? Um? Okay,
Speaker 1: I just want to say thank you so much, Joanna. UM.
Speaker 1: That is so nice, Joanna. And that's so cute that
Speaker 1: your boyfriend Chris is the same way he falls asleep instantly,
Speaker 1: and it is there's something so adorable about the like
Speaker 1: the things that they say right before they go to sleep,
Speaker 1: or like something they mutter when you wake them up accidentally.
Speaker 1: And I am so tickled to be a part of
Speaker 1: that UM kind of conversation. And I got so many messages,
Speaker 1: I mean so many for people saying that UM my
Speaker 1: voice sounds like it went from like ten eight to
Speaker 1: four k. Or my boyfriend used to hate your voice
Speaker 1: because it was so squeaky. Or my girlfriend didn't like
Speaker 1: your voice because it was so squeaky. But now she
Speaker 1: really can listen to you, and then I'll take it.
Speaker 1: You know what if if if I went back to squeaky,
Speaker 1: then I might be But I'm not going back, baby,
Speaker 1: So yeah, let's leave that bit in the dust. Um yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone kind of has people who are sending me like, um,
Speaker 1: my one friend Amy sent me she listens to the pot.
Speaker 1: She was like the first time she heard my voices
Speaker 1: in the pot. And she sent me a thing that
Speaker 1: was like, I guess kind of a meme. But it
Speaker 1: was one of those couch d um what are the
Speaker 1: like like things called on couch that makes it all
Speaker 1: like rough and like have little balls of it, you know,
Speaker 1: like we're and couches and then you rub a thing
Speaker 1: over and it takes those balls away, so it makes
Speaker 1: you couch like freshing in. So that's what she say. Yeah,
Speaker 1: where it was like this couch what was it microfiber?
Speaker 1: Like let me just pull it up, hold on it
Speaker 1: was It was a perfect I was like really impressed
Speaker 1: with the example. She um, yeah, oh it says refresh
Speaker 1: your fabrics, removed lint, fuzz and pills from old fabrics
Speaker 1: to make your items look new again. And it's like
Speaker 1: this thing that you rub over your couch or whatever.
Speaker 1: And um, she was like your voice went from like
Speaker 1: and it looked like a couch that had like I
Speaker 1: went to scratched like a smooth and I was like
Speaker 1: top of it. Yeah, that your grandma doesn't let you
Speaker 1: sit on it. Um, the stale room. I think about
Speaker 1: friends that had that. Those rooms were so god and
Speaker 1: they had like a precious moments figuring like a little
Speaker 1: gazebo in the corner. That is just women are dealing
Speaker 1: with so many struggles. It is a miracle any of
Speaker 1: us ended up okay because of the you know, our
Speaker 1: parents generation was kind of fucked. But the one before that,
Speaker 1: no one got any emotional support. They were like, you know,
Speaker 1: spare the rod, spoiled the child, Like our parents were fucked.
Speaker 1: You guys, their parents did were once in a while.
Speaker 1: Maybe there was a breakthrough case of like some compassion
Speaker 1: and like actually caring about kids. But like, just cut
Speaker 1: your parents some slack because they were raised by literally
Speaker 1: like their whole parents, their teachers were hitting them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone's hitting you. Yeah, and that's how you got hard.
Speaker 1: That's how you got tough. No one no compassion, no
Speaker 1: like are you okay? And this whole thing of like,
Speaker 1: oh these kids are pussies now because all that, it's like,
Speaker 1: good man. I overheard these two teenage girls yesterday that
Speaker 1: we're talking about Taylor Swift, so I really wanted in
Speaker 1: on the conversation. So I was already like eavesdropping in
Speaker 1: Starbucks and they were talking about the new Midnight's album
Speaker 1: and I was like, I had my laptopic when it
Speaker 1: has all these Taylors just sicker. So I was like, girls,
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I'm so excited, and they were like,
Speaker 1: we don't care, old lady. Um, you're weird. Like they
Speaker 1: looked at me like I was like a plastic bag lady,
Speaker 1: like just so weird. And then um, but I heard
Speaker 1: them talking in was like oh my god, like there
Speaker 1: was they were talking about another girl that they go
Speaker 1: to school with and they're like, yeah, she's a lot
Speaker 1: and yeah she can be really tough sometimes, but I
Speaker 1: think she's just been through has a lot of trauma
Speaker 1: in her life, and it was just like she probably
Speaker 1: grew up in a really traumatic household, and I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on at home, so I just like,
Speaker 1: I don't like to judge. And I was just like,
Speaker 1: who are these teenagers talking about trauma? And like they're like,
Speaker 1: I just really need to lean into self care recently
Speaker 1: because I just felt like I've been really stressed there.
Speaker 1: So as soft as these teenagers are and woke and
Speaker 1: we roll our eyes, there's something very cool about teens
Speaker 1: that like are taking care of themselves, have compassion for others,
Speaker 1: have empathy for others, And I felt it from these girls.
Speaker 1: I was like so proud of these girls that, I mean,
Speaker 1: Kirsten and Taylor and I would be like cyber bully,
Speaker 1: not cyber bullying, but like bullying them in like notes
Speaker 1: where we would draw pictures of them and compare them
Speaker 1: to animals. They looked like, not knowing we were really
Speaker 1: bullying them, we were just being funny, Like she looks
Speaker 1: like we called one girl alone in Missouri just because
Speaker 1: she she just looked. That's and it's not even called
Speaker 1: her that to her face, just in notes, but like
Speaker 1: that's how we processed people that were different than us,
Speaker 1: and these girls are like, oh, she's probably been through
Speaker 1: a lot and has a lot of trauma, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: man to get to that place. Yeah, I think there's
Speaker 1: obviously somewhere in the middle there of like you want
Speaker 1: jokes to still happen. You don't want everyone to be
Speaker 1: like like, yeah, that trauma. I was just like, I
Speaker 1: think I only heard that word on like or anxiety.
Speaker 1: I never heard it. I still can't say, right, but uh,
Speaker 1: people get mad there, Like everyone says they have anxiety.
Speaker 1: Now everyone has insie because you do get like and
Speaker 1: it's okay to say it now, thank god, because it
Speaker 1: because before that you just have panic attacks eventually and
Speaker 1: want to fucking think you're going to blow up. I'm
Speaker 1: still unaware of what anxiety looks like for me because
Speaker 1: I just don't I just know that it manifests into
Speaker 1: front people in different ways, and I just don't have
Speaker 1: that where it's like I can be anxious about something specifically,
Speaker 1: but I just never am anxious for you're overthinking stuff
Speaker 1: like whenever you're like I don't know, or if you're
Speaker 1: picking your nails like you pick, but it's usually about
Speaker 1: something like I know people that can get panic attacks
Speaker 1: where they're like it just came on. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it's about, and it's usually subconscious. But that doesn't
Speaker 1: happen to me. I don't feel got you like, so
Speaker 1: you can't put a pin on it. Yeah, but if
Speaker 1: I I've been anxious before where I'm like I have
Speaker 1: so much to do, I have to pack, I'm not ready,
Speaker 1: Like that makes sense. Okay, this anxiety, that's anxiety, that's why.
Speaker 1: But I know a lot of people that get generalized
Speaker 1: anxiety where they just start like there, you know, you've
Speaker 1: had it before, where you're like you feel like you're
Speaker 1: dying and there's nothing that caused because if there was
Speaker 1: something that caused it, like someone went up to you
Speaker 1: and was like, hey, uh people caused it. Isn't a
Speaker 1: thing that caused. What caused it was the million things
Speaker 1: before it. Yes, and then a little thing sets it off. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I thought I was choking like lint, so if you
Speaker 1: go it was that it was choking. No, it was
Speaker 1: me pinch in my neck today and it's something there's
Speaker 1: something right here. It's telling me something like it's just
Speaker 1: like it's just there's something I'm not expressing I slept
Speaker 1: on my boyfriend's pillow and I'm not used to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it means of my boyfriend researches yoga mats for ten hours,
Speaker 1: and I gotta accept that about him if I'm going
Speaker 1: to spend the rest of my life with you, how
Speaker 1: quick I've bought a yoga mat off of Amazon. It's
Speaker 1: literally it really was something that I go, oh, my god,
Speaker 1: baby used ten hours. Like, but you know what, that's
Speaker 1: what he likes to do, whereas I like to spend
Speaker 1: ten hours you know, comb Reddit, which he likes to
Speaker 1: do as well. But like we I just can't judge.
Speaker 1: I just have to go, Okay, you know what you
Speaker 1: like purchasing things that you know you've put in the
Speaker 1: work to get. And although I think that is a
Speaker 1: heinous waste of time, especially on something that you don't
Speaker 1: even use for ten hours, that is something you enjoy. No,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of anything I've researched, even expensive
Speaker 1: things I've bought, have been jerk on all my purchases.
Speaker 1: That's why I have a tailor guitar worth a hundred
Speaker 1: dollars that has a of her signature. That is why.
Speaker 1: So you know, when I had a lot of money.
Speaker 1: When I have no money, everything's knee jerk, whether it's
Speaker 1: buying a thirty dollar sushi roll or car. No, none
Speaker 1: of it was thought. I'm my whole life, my whole life.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm a little bit more about food. I
Speaker 1: like to look at a menu and spend some time
Speaker 1: with it. But and you're you're definitely on the knee jerk.
Speaker 1: I'm you're mostly jerk side of things. Um, let's go
Speaker 1: to final thought. One more or two more fan thrax.
Speaker 1: Here's one from MICHAELA. Hi, Nikki, Andrew, Noah, and Chris.
Speaker 1: This is MICHAELA calling from Atlanta. I'm calling to talk
Speaker 1: about the leaving the saloon with wet hair. My mom
Speaker 1: is a hairdresser, and since my teenagers throughout my adulthood,
Speaker 1: I've been getting my hair done by her, and she
Speaker 1: absolutely refuses to dry and style my hair. I mean,
Speaker 1: she just says it's a complete waste of race of
Speaker 1: time and won't do it for me. And she wishes
Speaker 1: that she had more clients that would opt out. So
Speaker 1: I don't know if we are hurting their feelings if
Speaker 1: we're leaving the salon with wet hair. I think they
Speaker 1: may actually be relieved because it saves them time as well.
Speaker 1: So I thought, Nikki, I hope your vocal cords are
Speaker 1: getting the rest they need and jack me off, jack
Speaker 1: me off. Okay, how much more is it? I don't
Speaker 1: Sometimes they don't put a financial like amount on it.
Speaker 1: They should, and they used to always. I would guess
Speaker 1: it's about fifty extra bucks if you're going to a
Speaker 1: nice salon to get a blowout, right, it's like what
Speaker 1: you would pay for a blowout. Going usually takes. Honestly,
Speaker 1: when I blow drying my hair, and I don't know
Speaker 1: what they're doing differently, they're definitely doing it takes me
Speaker 1: about eleven to fifteen minutes to blow dry my hair,
Speaker 1: but for some reason, when I get my hair done,
Speaker 1: it takes thirty five minutes to blow dry it because
Speaker 1: they take each strand individually, and I mean, it looks
Speaker 1: a lot better than when I do it, but it
Speaker 1: just it takes along. And when I know I have
Speaker 1: to go for a run later that day, I just go, no,
Speaker 1: let's not do this. But I have to say, um, McKenna,
Speaker 1: I think that was her name, Michaela. Michaela. I get um,
Speaker 1: I get the sense that they're disappointed. Every single time
Speaker 1: that I say that, there's a little bit like are
Speaker 1: you sure you don't want it? Like if I was
Speaker 1: doing something business and then the person was like, let's,
Speaker 1: for instance, like say for me, it's a meet and greet,
Speaker 1: whether they're like, you don't have to do a meet
Speaker 1: and great? And I'm like, oh my god, really, like
Speaker 1: I wouldn't double up and go Are you sure you
Speaker 1: don't want to do the meeting? Great? Are you sure
Speaker 1: you don't think? The better analogy it would be if
Speaker 1: you were doing stand up and they're like, don't do
Speaker 1: your closer, like it's their closer, Like this is their
Speaker 1: finishing touch, right, Like if you're an artist or like
Speaker 1: your job perfect example, because it's like look what I did,
Speaker 1: whereas I because usually it's a die job and so
Speaker 1: and I'm not getting a hair cut. If it's a haircut,
Speaker 1: you definitely need to dry it to see what you're
Speaker 1: working with. But if you're just getting your hair dyed,
Speaker 1: and I get the same blonde every time time, I've
Speaker 1: literally never once had my hair dyed and not liked it.
Speaker 1: I am very easy to please. I do not research
Speaker 1: it at all. I will go to anyone, I will
Speaker 1: I just go blond. I don't know, and I look
Speaker 1: back at my photos. I've been every kind of shade
Speaker 1: of I've been Noah's blonde, which is like a very
Speaker 1: very light almost like you know, uh more, what do
Speaker 1: they call it? I see blonde? And then I've been
Speaker 1: like a golden blonde, and I just yeah, I've been
Speaker 1: a golden doodle. They have better air than me. Actually,
Speaker 1: they probably get more. So I feel so bad for poodles,
Speaker 1: by the way, why because that makes you with everything
Speaker 1: and no one likes them alone. I love poodles alone alone.
Speaker 1: In the Missouri everyone goes, yeah, poodle society because the
Speaker 1: one want to because you're not mixed with anybody. Just
Speaker 1: went there again, sad, what are you going to get? Oh,
Speaker 1: we got six pit bulls down there? Why did you
Speaker 1: go just to look at cats? Brenna wanting to look
Speaker 1: at cats, she wants man to have. Everyone writes us,
Speaker 1: so you got to get a second cat. Everyone's yelling
Speaker 1: at us to get a second cat. And between two
Speaker 1: cats and one cat two there's nothing. Cats are so low, mate,
Speaker 1: aren't they. I mean you don't even have to say
Speaker 1: maintenance because they're so low. They are little maintenance, but
Speaker 1: they're not like, do you still have to feed them?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess yeah, I guess them. You
Speaker 1: gotta feed them, you clean litter their letter box, you
Speaker 1: have to. But it says all in the same place. Yes.
Speaker 1: I feel like the jump from zero dogs to one
Speaker 1: dog is major. The jump from one dog to two
Speaker 1: dogs not so much. Third dog crazy. But cats you
Speaker 1: don't have to walk them. Maybe I get a second cat? Yeah,
Speaker 1: easy peasy. So I went there and it's God. The
Speaker 1: cats is fine. But then you go into dogs apartments
Speaker 1: wanting to if you have one cat, I think apartments
Speaker 1: go okay? Two cats? They're like, have you looked at apartments?
Speaker 1: Like that's the other thing I'd be worried about that
Speaker 1: places are cat friendly. But anyhow, what were we talking
Speaker 1: when we're talking about Okay, I have to play this
Speaker 1: voicemail from Ali before we wrap up. Okay, Hi, Nikki, Noah, Andrew,
Speaker 1: and Chris. I have a story about someone at a
Speaker 1: concert becoming my worst enemy very quickly. So it was
Speaker 1: a bumble date and it was actually our first date.
Speaker 1: We went to drinks before and everything was like sexy
Speaker 1: and funny and great. We get to the concert and
Speaker 1: he starts acting like out of this mind, like not
Speaker 1: on drugs that I know of. He's so hyped up,
Speaker 1: so like social with everyone around, but to the point
Speaker 1: where it was annoying people. And I'm just like a
Speaker 1: chill person, like, let's chill, enjoy whatever. Um. And we
Speaker 1: also kept bumping the clock clip that I was wearing
Speaker 1: on the back of my hair, so I had to
Speaker 1: keep adjusting my hairstyle every time, and he was like,
Speaker 1: what is that in the back of your head because
Speaker 1: the clock clip stopped touching it. So I got a
Speaker 1: little angsty, and he was singing the words loud and wrong.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know Um this artist very well, and
Speaker 1: I knew that what was coming out of his mouth
Speaker 1: were not the correct words. Major. I would recommend going
Speaker 1: on a first date at a concert because you see
Speaker 1: so many different aspects of a person UM and j
Speaker 1: J Juja Jack Johnson. Jack Johnson, UM seriously like better
Speaker 1: than a movie because the movie you gotta sit in silence.
Speaker 1: You hear about these first dates where people just act insane.
Speaker 1: You who could ever love this person? And who raised
Speaker 1: this person? I mean, and come messing with her clip?
Speaker 1: In her hair, like did you think it was flirting?
Speaker 1: Feel like yeah, because it's a concert and the idea.
Speaker 1: I'm so tired of people. Just talk to your date.
Speaker 1: Stop trying to show off by talking to other people
Speaker 1: and making it seem like, look how much other people
Speaker 1: like me. If you're one of these people, you are
Speaker 1: you don't have good self esteem and you need validation
Speaker 1: from others. Focus on who you're with, love the one
Speaker 1: you're with first date and obnoxious, like who comes into
Speaker 1: a first date so confident where they're like, I'm just
Speaker 1: going to be the guy. I want to go on
Speaker 1: dates again just so I can witness some of disagreedious
Speaker 1: behavior and just like what are you doing that? D Oh,
Speaker 1: they're so weird because you don't know the person at
Speaker 1: all and they can have so many personality disorders. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, and then you can't get out of it.
Speaker 1: I'm too nice. I've never had half a drink and
Speaker 1: been like this isn't It's all six hours later and
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, well, dude, it was really nice
Speaker 1: to me. You need to start introducing your baby is
Speaker 1: Leona Rampe. It sounds like your people pleasing Oh for sure,
Speaker 1: that's my mom. The other day we were talking about
Speaker 1: my dad talking to strangers and how men love to
Speaker 1: talk to strangers and neighbors. Like whenever I go visit
Speaker 1: my sister at her house, I cannot I hate they
Speaker 1: always meet me outside. There was playing in the front yard,
Speaker 1: and then I have to talk to their neighbor who
Speaker 1: was standing. There's all these men that just start walking
Speaker 1: up and down the street to avoid their lives and wives,
Speaker 1: and so they walk up and down the street and
Speaker 1: then they make small talk with my sister and her husband. Yes,
Speaker 1: what are you guys, What are you getting into this weekend?
Speaker 1: Oh would you do last night? I want to go,
Speaker 1: but the kids, yeah everything? You still got the old
Speaker 1: stroller as the wheels still broken. Like it's just the
Speaker 1: most benign banane, But now conversation reignant to me. And
Speaker 1: I told my sister. The other day, Matt went outside
Speaker 1: and he was talking to some neighbor and I go,
Speaker 1: I'm not going out there. I want to go play
Speaker 1: with the kids, but I'm not going out there because
Speaker 1: I know that person like kind of knows who I am.
Speaker 1: They get kind of nervous and they always have a
Speaker 1: baby that I have to act as cute and their
Speaker 1: little baby born thing, and I have to go, oh,
Speaker 1: what's her name? Even though I don't give a funk.
Speaker 1: And this is when I wasn't talking, so I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to like type out she's cute. It does.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to your neighbors anymore. I'm
Speaker 1: tired of having conversations like And I was telling my
Speaker 1: parents this, and my mom goes, your dad is the
Speaker 1: same way. He loves talking to strangers. He loves it
Speaker 1: because I used to be like in high school, I
Speaker 1: remember my dad be like, let's go to Stook. Go
Speaker 1: it's the grocery stories. Like I'm gonna go to Stooks.
Speaker 1: You want to come with me? I'm like, no, I
Speaker 1: don't want to see anyone I know. And he'd be like,
Speaker 1: what is wrong with you? You never want to see
Speaker 1: anyone you know? You never want to talk to people.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is wrong with you that you do?
Speaker 1: You want to constantly these small talk conversations? And what
Speaker 1: was I going to say about this? Oh? My mom
Speaker 1: was just saying, your dad does the same thing, and oh,
Speaker 1: I go and she goes. And I always had to
Speaker 1: stand there and talk to these people will be on
Speaker 1: a walk and your dad starts talking to someone, and
Speaker 1: then I have to keep I have to stand there
Speaker 1: and listen this whole goddamn conversation. I go just keep walking.
Speaker 1: I want to empower my mom to be more like
Speaker 1: just it's okay to go, you know what. I want
Speaker 1: to keep my hurt right up. I'm gonna keep walking
Speaker 1: when I walk ahead. Let you guys finish this conversation. Like.
Speaker 1: It's funny when guys talk to it's like they're just sorry.
Speaker 1: It's fine when they're like when they're like, they just
Speaker 1: always are like showing off of like things they know,
Speaker 1: like about the engine or the wood or the wet
Speaker 1: Like everybody dad talked to other people. He knows it is,
Speaker 1: but just they're each talking about their own lives and
Speaker 1: never commenting on each other's lives. So reget how an
Speaker 1: uber driver who only wants to talk about himself, but
Speaker 1: he acts curious about you. So anything, he'll ask to
Speaker 1: be like, so, what are you guys in town for?
Speaker 1: We're performing? Oh, I used to perform. I'm actually uh,
Speaker 1: I used to do gigs. That was you know, John Lennon, impersonating.
Speaker 1: It's like and then he starts pulling out his tapes
Speaker 1: and you gotta listen to him. I mean, this is
Speaker 1: how men talk used to work on is listening and
Speaker 1: asking a question that pertains to the person you just
Speaker 1: ask a question from, and stop asking questions of people
Speaker 1: if you aren't actually interested in that thing. That is
Speaker 1: why I do not talk to people that I'm not
Speaker 1: if I ask you how you're doing it because I
Speaker 1: literally care, or because you just ask me and I
Speaker 1: have to just give it back. But I'm not asking
Speaker 1: people just questions to just fill silence. I can be
Speaker 1: in an elevator from floor twelve to one and not
Speaker 1: say fucking anything to the person next to me. Can
Speaker 1: you do that? I'm okay at that. At times I'll
Speaker 1: just go like yesterday, this guy came in with a
Speaker 1: bike and I have the same bike, and I got
Speaker 1: that bike times. He was like, this is four years old,
Speaker 1: though this isore. Yeah, it's different because the suspension is
Speaker 1: different and I don't know anything about I don't mind
Speaker 1: when people talk to me. If you're someone who's a
Speaker 1: chatty person like this bitch doesn't like to talk to
Speaker 1: me an elevator, talk to me. But I am okay
Speaker 1: if we do not talk, is what I'm saying. If
Speaker 1: I'm on a flight, I am okay not talking to
Speaker 1: the person next toime. You'll put the headphones in and
Speaker 1: listen to the Buzzy. Look at does Buzzy need a friend?
Speaker 1: Did you ever think about getting a secon cat? We
Speaker 1: thought about it, but uh, we're buzzies friends. He doesn't
Speaker 1: want any Buzzy is so freaking cute on the chair.
Speaker 1: He is so cute. Oh my god. All right, well
Speaker 1: we gotta go. Thank you guys for listening to the
Speaker 1: show this week. We will be back next week. Don't
Speaker 1: you worry about it. Have so much fun um this weekend.
Speaker 1: Go see Andrew tonight at UM. Well it's maybe too late.
Speaker 1: Well next month and Austin next month. I'm on the
Speaker 1: road a ton coming up Iowa at the end of
Speaker 1: the month, into um week after week after week of
Speaker 1: shows until the rest of my life. So go check
Speaker 1: out Niki glazer dot com slash tour and come to
Speaker 1: a show. If you buy a single ticket, I will
Speaker 1: give you a meet and greet comps if you um,
Speaker 1: but try to go with a friend you know, but
Speaker 1: if you can't, you can meet me for free. And
Speaker 1: if you can't meet me for free, listen, just damn
Speaker 1: me and say I can't afford it, and maybe I'll
Speaker 1: pump you up. But if you can't afford it, I
Speaker 1: would love to meet you and have you paid to
Speaker 1: do that, and I'll make it worth your while and
Speaker 1: I'll try your hair and have a you know, polite
Speaker 1: conversation about nothing with you in the front yard. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much for listening to the show. We'll be
Speaker 1: back next week. Don't be cook and Jack just check, Oh,
Speaker 1: just check? Can I like that?