WEBVTT - Good Science: Too Many Promos 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:05.840 The information provided on this podcast is uninformed and unreviewed. 0:00:06.080 --> 0:00:10.159 Good Science does not do any research about any of 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:16.000 the topics discussed and assumes no responsibility for errors or omission. 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:33.880 That's good science. Hi, and welcome to Good Science. I'm 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:39.400 your host, Robert F. Kennedy Junior, and today we're catching 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:42.880 up on a little bit of a backlog. You see, 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:47.800 when you make a podcast, even a federally funded one. 0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:54.440 President Trump likes to do private public partnerships, So we 0:00:54.560 --> 0:00:58.480 have to rely on sponsors in order for us to 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:03.120 continue to bring you the quality information and advice that 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:08.320 helps you lead your lives. For instance, recently, there's been 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:14.399 a protein shortage and a lack of how herd production, 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:20.480 creating a cost of bee fries. So here's a piece 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:23.600 of advice. Why don't you buy a bag of a 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:28.520 dozen gerbils from the pet store, remove their anuses, fry 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:34.640 them up, and you have jurboinous calimari, an incredible source 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:40.040 of protein just for you. Well, advice like that doesn't 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:43.360 come cheap. We've got to wore ourselves out on the 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:47.280 street like a member of Charlie Manson's family, just to 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:52.160 bring you the quality science you deserve. So today, we're 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:56.840 catching up on promos and nobody loves a promo more 0:01:56.920 --> 0:02:04.600 than this voter for Cuomo. It's comedian and racktur I'll quam, 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:11.880 Oh wow, what a great shot hey shirt you have on? 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:13.440 Oh? Is that what this is? 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:16.080 You don't know who shot he is? 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:20.200 No? I thought this was like a sadism shirt. I 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:23.000 thought it was like how you know, like the kid 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:29.320 at Jen Alpha saying sadism it's pronounced what shot? Eh? 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:31.560 Well, look at the woman. Have you ever looked at 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:32.760 the T shirt? Kyle? 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:36.040 Yeah, I thought this was I thought this was a 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:39.880 woman who was into sadism. Who is into sadism? 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:42.880 Well, we don't know. I mean some of her songs 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:46.200 are very long, and that's a bit sadistic if. 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:48.560 Yeah, she sings like what party in the USA? 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:55.160 No? No, she sings sort of uh lingering songs that 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:58.239 never really seem to have a beginning or a middle, 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:03.200 and she sort of now rumbles throughout huh noise. Oh yeah, 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:05.800 I guess you could call it noise. You know, have 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:08.560 you ever been in a high end department store and 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:12.080 heard this sort of moaning music with a beat under 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:12.960 his target? 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:13.239 Right? 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:18.080 No, like a Barney's or a saxopith avenue. 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:23.160 Uh no, no, I can't say that I have. 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:27.320 Well, if you ever do, you'll hear a shot eh playing. 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:33.919 In the background. All right, okay, all right, what the well? 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:35.080 The fuck's your problem? 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:35.280 Man? 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:36.760 You're the wold to wore that shirt? 0:03:38.000 --> 0:03:40.160 I was wearing a sadism shirt. 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:45.240 Why do we wait? Hold on? So understand, I mean 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:50.400 you're a big fan of sadism. Yeah, how do you 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:52.200 know what to define sadism? 0:03:52.360 --> 0:04:04.000 For me? It's when you hurt something little. What's the problem? 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:11.520 So you mean, so sadanism is when you you hurt 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:17.000 something little, only something that's small, Kyle, Yeah, like like 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:20.040 what like a little like a like a little cricket, 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:23.080 Like if you punched a cricket in the eye. 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:26.599 Well that's ridiculous. No, like a small person or small animal. 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:30.839 Small person or small animal. Okay, So like if you 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:34.719 were to like, uh do a five fingered heart punch 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:37.520 on a baby, that would be considered sadism. 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:44.040 Uh yeah, But like we're talking in like a fantastical way. 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:48.480 I don't actually want to hurt anybody that I know. 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:51.520 Oh so you're like a fantasy guy, You just like 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:54.960 have a fantasy. Yeah, I mean, it's like, you know, right, 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:58.880 you ever do BDSM then, Kyle, is that something you 0:04:58.920 --> 0:04:59.640 do in Austin? 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:01.680 What is that? 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:04.120 Buying sort of torture? 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:12.279 Kill? Dennis Raider? Right? Blind? Dennis? 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:15.160 What Dennis Rader? The BTK killer? Right? 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:16.880 Is the one that isn't that he was into? What 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:19.080 does BDSM stand for? Oh? 0:05:19.160 --> 0:05:23.400 I think it's a bondage, domination, sado masochism. 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:29.119 Okay, No, I'm not into any of those things. Okay, Well, 0:05:30.240 --> 0:05:32.320 so what is sadism? 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:37.080 Well, Sadanism is defined by the enjoyment of providing pain 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:42.480 to other people. Masochism is the enjoyment of receiving pain 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:44.560 from someone and has. 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:46.680 Nothing to do with something smaller. 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:51.320 I mean, you can be sadistic to a small thing. 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:55.560 One of the most famous examples would be Jeffrey Dahmer, 0:05:55.720 --> 0:06:00.480 who spent much of his youth experimenting on opening up 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:04.039 little animals in the woods to see what's inside, which 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:08.119 I understand because I did the same thing soon after 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:16.279 my father was assassinated the Hotel California. I started opening 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:19.159 animals up to see what's inside my dad was killed. 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:21.520 Is that what the Eagles song is about? 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:25.800 Yeah? Yeah, that's what it is it's uh, you know 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:31.880 the lyrics go looking for Bobby at the Hotel California, 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:37.400 such a lonely place. Yes, only well because your dad's dead. 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:39.440 My dad's dead, and then you know it would have 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:41.360 been a party if it's been a lot. 0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:45.400 So the Zapruter was must have been staying at that 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:46.479 hotel for. 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:50.839 A million fucking time. Kyle, Zappruter had nothing to do 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:57.400 with my father's assassination. He actually do with my uncle's assassination, 0:06:57.520 --> 0:06:58.719 which actually. 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:01.120 Is who people got assassin in your family? 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:04.440 Yeah? Yeah, two people were more than that, you know, 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:07.080 but it sounds a little fishy if you have it's 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:10.360 funny you should mention that, Kyle, because we actually we 0:07:10.400 --> 0:07:12.440 do have the snsorship. 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:14.600 So tell us what we're doing today. 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:18.760 Well, we're doing our sponsorships, and I just mentioned one, 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:21.080 and and I would like to talk to you about 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:23.560 a number of sponsors that we were supposed to do 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:26.120 reads for that we have not done because we've had 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:27.960 so many emergency episodes. 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:31.280 That's right, we had so many emergencies. So this episode 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:33.320 is just going to be all promos. 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:36.120 Yes, it's all promos. It's gonna be all ads. And 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:37.360 he's the first one. 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:39.840 Are you ready? Are you ready? I'm ready. I'm very 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:42.280 excited because all of these are great products. 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:45.280 These are great. Well, this is a wonderful Yeah, everyone, 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:47.240 it's amazing. We're just sorry about it. 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:49.600 Kyle, I didn't know you were glasses, by the way, 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:50.600 that's fucking wild. 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:53.080 I do, and I do in real life too. 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:54.600 Really stupid. 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:58.760 Okay, uh you know what? You look stupid with your 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:00.640 fucking glasses on four eyes? 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:02.600 Fuck you glasses? 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:04.160 You have glass? 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:04.720 Oh? 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:08.840 Can you these are fam this is for show? Oh there, 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:11.600 I think that's even more pathetic, Kyle. I think if 0:08:11.640 --> 0:08:15.160 you're wearing glasses without a bridge, and that's I consider 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:18.400 you're a real poser. I mean, you're like the biggest 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:21.160 poser outfit I've ever seen in my life. You wear 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:22.920 a Shoday shirt. 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:26.400 I thought this was a promo day. I got everyone 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:29.080 on my hat. I got shod day right here. 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:32.880 Oh, I understand your comedic subtlety, Kyle. 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:37.400 Yeah, it was real subtle. I guess you didn't come prepared. 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:42.280 I did, I wrote, Oh no, did I not come prepared? 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:42.800 Oh? 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:45.679 Someone texted me at two in the morning, wondering how 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:54.600 many promos had been written. All right, everyone loves their uncle, right, Kyle. 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:59.719 Memories of a weekend trip to his cabin or Thanksgiving 0:08:59.880 --> 0:09:03.440 your favorite uncle's house, were watching his head blow up 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:07.240 like a can of Campbell's soup in Dallas. And of 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:10.840 course we've all enjoyed a special talk into bed, complete 0:09:10.880 --> 0:09:14.240 with a bedtime story from our father's or mother's brother 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:17.280 that lulled us off to dreamland love. 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:20.000 I love that. That's sweet. This is sweet right now? 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:24.360 Yeah? Yeah, Well, but in today's busy, high tech world, Kyle, 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:28.840 there's less time for an uncle's love. Fifty hour work 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:33.680 weeks after school programs to pad the college application, or 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:37.440 maybe your favorite uncle died recently and there's no way 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:38.120 to fill that. 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:40.880 Boyd did that happen to you? 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:44.320 Favorite uncle died in a very public way, Kyle? 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:48.520 I thought I thought it was your father that died. 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:51.760 My father died too, Kyle. He also was. 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:53.760 Shot and that's the Zapruder film. 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:59.280 Nope, that's the uncle. You've almost got it right. Do 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:00.800 you have a favorite uncle, Kyle? 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:03.720 Yes? I do. My uncle Richie. 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:06.680 Oh, what's a great memory of him? 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:11.480 Uh? He was an electrician, so he showed me how 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:13.400 to actually get shocked. 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:14.319 Wow. 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:16.520 Actually get electrocuted and what it takes. 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:20.079 And that's where President Trump is encouraging the trades and 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:21.840 that's really wonderful story. 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:25.520 Yeah, he loves when he's encouraging people to play with 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:26.359 their outlets. 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:30.280 Oh yeah, well good, Well, you know that's good because 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:32.600 a little bit of electricity is actually very good for 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:33.199 the nervous. 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:35.640 Tell me about that. Talk talk speak on that. 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:40.880 So the electrical whole body is an electrical system, right. 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:42.640 We're basically walking eels. 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:45.960 Yeah exactly. We're tiny power plants. 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:47.480 Tiny power plants. 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:51.319 Yeah, which, based on your logic, you could abuse because 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:56.359 of you're a sadist. So the tiny power plant generates 0:10:56.559 --> 0:11:02.920 electricity by exchanging potassium sodium across the system plus a 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:04.640 minor electrical charge. 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:06.680 Sodium table salt. 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:10.800 Right, sodium is in table salt, Kyle. But sodia have 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:14.640 also an element, so we have salt in our bodies. 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:17.120 Oh yeah, Kyle, that's ridiculous. 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:21.640 My uncle had gave a favorite, one of my favorite 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:26.559 speeches about how the salt content in our blood is 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:29.880 equal to the salt content of the state. 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:32.440 And what happened to that uncle. 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:36.760 I'm not gonna dignify that with another response. 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:37.800 Kyle, what do you mean. 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:43.360 The truth is the United States actually has a surplus 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:47.199 of uncles. In fact, on January sixth, twenty twenty one, 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:52.360 reported eighty three percent of peaceful protesters protecting democracy. We're 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:57.320 registered uncles today, almost one third of the US population 0:11:57.480 --> 0:12:02.360 of uncles. But because of inflation deployments, our uncles have 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:05.240 been unable to do what they do best. I can't 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:06.320 wait you to sleep. 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:08.640 I can't wait to find out what this ad is for. 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:13.520 Well until now, thanks to Night Uncle. Night Uncle is 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:17.120 an AI driven matching service that provides lonely boys and 0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:19.840 girls with a lone man to stand in their bedroom 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:24.319 doorway as they slip away peacefully to dreamland. That's all 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:26.880 you have to do, It's amazing. All you have to 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:30.720 do is enter your child's information online and our state 0:12:30.760 --> 0:12:33.200 of the art profiling app will pair them with an 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:35.120 available uncle in your area. 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:36.439 So they made it simple. 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:40.800 They made it so simple, Kyle. And it's quality uncles too. 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:43.480 It's like tinder Butt for uncles and children. 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:47.960 Yes, tuncle, you could call it uncle, but it's called 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:53.120 night Uncle, and Night Uncle sources their uncles from oil 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:58.240 fields and oil platforms, halfway houses and all night pool halls. 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:00.280 So basically you're getting it. You know, your and a 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:00.800 good uncle. 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:05.040 These are uncle quality uncle. Okay, an uncle that's either 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:08.000 got a little stink on his breath, a little cigar 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:11.160 on his jacket, yeah, and maybe a little wet on 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:11.640 his lips. 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:13.680 These are the kind of uncles that stare at you 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:15.880 a little too long when you take your shirt off 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:17.440 at the beach. Right. Yeah. 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:20.440 And you know what, uh, if you fill out their 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:23.679 five minute uncle profile, you'll have a strange man at 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:28.000 your door in twenty minutes. Or oh that's Ryan Pizza. 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:28.640 Folks. 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:31.800 You know I'd like I filled mine out and I 0:13:31.880 --> 0:13:34.880 wrote I'd like an uncle with an intact skull. 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:37.600 You won't have an uncle. I mean you have one 0:13:37.600 --> 0:13:40.240 of the most famous uncles. 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:41.400 Yeah, by the former John F. 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:41.840 Kennedy. 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:45.679 And I say he's dead because he's he died. 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:47.239 I thought that was your father. 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:51.920 Jesus Christ Kyle. My father died at the Ambassador Hotel. 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:54.080 That was the Pruder film. 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:59.480 Yes, okay, there's Apruder film was filmed by Zapruder in Dallas. 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:03.120 And now I was JFK John FK Dallas. 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:06.120 I thought it was Dynasty. I'm not I have no idea. 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:11.679 Say, first off, there's two shows. There's Dynasty and there's Dallas. Okay, 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:16.600 Now Dynasty came on after Dallas sometimes between knots landing. 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:20.200 That's an amazing product, Bobby, I mean to get an 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:23.800 uncle over to your house. Yeah, it feels like it 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:26.120 would take a long time to get a great uncle 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:29.320 at your house, but this service is really incredible. 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:34.000 An uncle should, you know, linger too long. A good 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:38.440 uncle should brush his index finger just across your nipple, 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:39.880 whether a boy or a. 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:44.600 Girl, that's right. A great uncle should have terrible breath. 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:49.760 A good uncle shouldn't wear underwear and have loose gray 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:50.480 shorts on. 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:56.400 That's right. A great uncle should barbecue and lick his 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:57.920 fingertips clean. 0:14:58.640 --> 0:14:58.880 Yeah. 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:03.920 Sits with the door open, that's right. A good uncle 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:08.840 lets you watch him shit with the door open. Yeah, yeah, exactly. 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:13.320 A good uncle does a tickle fight that turns into 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:14.320 a fuck. 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:20.600 That's right. A good uncle likes to grab mommy when 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:27.400 she's not looking. That's great. 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:32.200 A good uncle as a president of the United States. 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:36.400 Good on November twenty second night, that's. 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:41.960 Terrible, that's absolutely terrible. I'm glad. I don't know what happened. 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:45.560 Why are you crying? By the way, did you know 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:47.080 this man? Yeah? 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:49.760 I know. He's my uncle. Although, actually, Kyle, when you 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:52.160 think about it, I didn't know him that well because 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:55.040 I was a little boy, so I don't have a 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:55.880 real memories. 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:58.480 To see your father die like that when you were 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:01.120 a little boy is well. 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:03.880 Look it's made into the person I am today, which 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:04.880 is great. 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:21.440 At Freddie Mercury Sushi, who we just don't serve fish. 0:16:22.360 --> 0:16:26.320 We serve dangerously unforgettable levels of mercury. 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:27.640 Wow. 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:32.560 Every bite is packed with chart topping flavor, heavy metal energy, 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:36.880 and enough mercury to make your doctor gasp. You're a 0:16:37.040 --> 0:16:37.880 killer queen. 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:39.160 Wow. 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:47.920 At Freddie Mercury Sushi, they serve dishes like bohemian rap sockey. Wow. 0:16:49.320 --> 0:16:55.560 Another one bites the fish sounds good. We will dip 0:16:55.640 --> 0:17:02.040 you in soy sauce. Oh no, we are the salmon pians. 0:17:06.080 --> 0:17:11.600 Don't sashimi me now. Wow, you'll enjoy dishes like you're 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:13.639 my best friend. Sushi. 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:15.800 Oh, that's pretty good. 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:19.400 Crazy little thing called sushi. Wow. 0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:21.520 Oh and then now they're getting a little redundant. 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:25.879 Well, I don't know, under pressure and sushi. 0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:34.840 Okay, I think I was right Radio tuna. 0:17:34.560 --> 0:17:35.719 Fat bottomed. 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:40.240 Oh mackerel. 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:46.520 Okay, So don't stop us now, grab a nice little 0:17:46.680 --> 0:17:52.880 crazy roll and become a champion of seafood excess. 0:17:53.400 --> 0:17:55.440 That's exciting. I love seafood. 0:17:55.800 --> 0:18:01.240 Yeah, sushi, we all bite the dust. So everyone's basically 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:05.320 guaranteed to get sick after they go here. There's a 0:18:05.320 --> 0:18:06.040 lot of mercury. 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:09.320 You know what, Kyle. That's great because so many people go, oh, 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:11.760 I'm worried about going on for sushi because what if 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:14.399 I get sick? But if you're guaranteed to get sick, 0:18:14.800 --> 0:18:16.720 you could take that off the table and you don't 0:18:16.760 --> 0:18:17.600 have to worry about it. 0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:19.800 How many people a year do you think are getting sick? 0:18:19.840 --> 0:18:25.639 Since you're a doctor, I'm not okay from mercury poisoning. 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:28.800 Well, according to studies, we know. 0:18:28.800 --> 0:18:31.959 Mercury is a planet. How does the planet get into 0:18:32.000 --> 0:18:32.760 our bodies? 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:36.240 Well, they're two separate things, Kyle. So this is interesting. 0:18:36.720 --> 0:18:39.879 Mercury the planet is the planet that is closest to 0:18:39.960 --> 0:18:46.600 the Sun and it's temperature surface temperature exceeds four hundred kelvin. 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:52.080 Anything entering the atmosphere of mercury that was organic would 0:18:52.119 --> 0:18:58.200 evaporate upon contact, unless it was a super strong, super 0:18:58.200 --> 0:19:04.520 structured bacteria encased in rock, for instance. But this has 0:19:04.600 --> 0:19:08.840 nothing to do with mercury the element, which is an 0:19:08.880 --> 0:19:12.919 element that actually is liquid, one of the rare metals 0:19:12.960 --> 0:19:20.400 that are liquid at room temperature. Mercury is globular and reflective, 0:19:21.920 --> 0:19:33.440 much like Mario Batally, famous Italian chef. And the danger 0:19:33.760 --> 0:19:36.639 of mercury, of course, is that it does make you 0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:41.320 ill and makes you sick and poisons the bloodstream. These similarities, 0:19:41.359 --> 0:19:44.679 of course, are that mercury the planet would also kill you, 0:19:44.800 --> 0:19:45.920 but in a different way. 0:19:46.280 --> 0:19:52.440 So someone like Jeremy Piven had to come here encased 0:19:52.560 --> 0:19:55.920 in rock, is what you're saying, because he got mercury poisoning, 0:19:56.000 --> 0:19:58.440 so he is some sort of alien. 0:19:59.200 --> 0:20:02.600 Well, the Jerry's out on whether Jeremy Pivens an alien 0:20:02.760 --> 0:20:06.160 or not, but the no, he got mercury poisoning from 0:20:06.320 --> 0:20:11.280 ingesting mercury. Mercury the planet is name for the Roman 0:20:11.359 --> 0:20:14.800 the top of the rock star, though the Roman god 0:20:15.080 --> 0:20:20.080 Mercury who we're talking Eddie Murphy times Ermes was the 0:20:20.200 --> 0:20:23.320 other name, or Ermez if you're looking at the back. 0:20:23.440 --> 0:20:25.240 Okay, So that's what I'm saying so there is a 0:20:25.280 --> 0:20:28.160 difference between Hermes and hermez. 0:20:28.480 --> 0:20:32.000 Ermez is a bag Hermes is a Greek god. Mercury 0:20:32.080 --> 0:20:35.280 is a Roman god. Freddie Mercury is a guy with 0:20:35.480 --> 0:20:38.800 high jeek bones, whose flush of aids, who made some 0:20:38.840 --> 0:20:40.679 of the best songs you've ever heard. 0:20:41.440 --> 0:20:43.159 Okay, why don't we go to your next because this 0:20:43.200 --> 0:20:45.600 is a little confusing, and I think to our audience 0:20:45.680 --> 0:20:48.280 won't understand. Why don't we go to our next? Ad? 0:20:48.680 --> 0:20:53.520 Kyle, I feel too dry? 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These undies are soaked in one hundred percent 0:22:26.800 --> 0:22:31.200 on natural free range bison discharge the female ow. 0:22:31.520 --> 0:22:34.440 Oh yeah, why and how are my questions? 0:22:34.600 --> 0:22:37.600 The female bison otherwise known as a cow. 0:22:37.800 --> 0:22:40.800 Wouldn't it just be a bison, a female bison? 0:22:41.080 --> 0:22:42.280 No, it's called a cow. 0:22:42.520 --> 0:22:44.720 And you know you're saying, you're telling me every animal 0:22:44.760 --> 0:22:45.840 has a female name. 0:22:46.320 --> 0:22:48.720 Yeah, every animal has a female. 0:22:48.320 --> 0:22:51.159 Okay, Well, what's a chicken then? What's the hen chicken? 0:22:51.480 --> 0:22:52.480 It's a hen, kyle. 0:22:52.880 --> 0:22:55.040 I thought a hen was cornish. 0:22:55.760 --> 0:22:58.600 Well, a cornish hen is a type of preparation of hen. 0:22:58.840 --> 0:23:04.199 Okay, what's uh? What's a female you? What's a female you? 0:23:04.520 --> 0:23:09.879 It is a you? You is the what's a female dough? 0:23:11.240 --> 0:23:13.920 A dough is a deer. That is a female deer. 0:23:14.280 --> 0:23:16.680 All right, you're just singing the song. What is a 0:23:16.720 --> 0:23:21.280 female dough? A dough is a deer, a female deer. 0:23:22.160 --> 0:23:27.640 Ray a drop of golden sun. Okay, so what okay? 0:23:28.119 --> 0:23:30.920 So what do you know what you're saying? I tell 0:23:31.000 --> 0:23:34.760 you that a doe is a female deer. Okay, male deer, yes, 0:23:34.960 --> 0:23:38.560 and ray is a golden drop of son. I didn't 0:23:38.560 --> 0:23:40.480 know that. I thought it was a movie about a 0:23:40.520 --> 0:23:41.120 blind guy. 0:23:42.000 --> 0:23:46.159 Oh, it's about a Nazi. The whole family of Nazis 0:23:46.160 --> 0:23:50.240 that are trying to find a jew. That's what it's called. 0:23:50.280 --> 0:23:54.520 It's called Ray. Was a movie about a blind guy. Yes, 0:23:54.720 --> 0:23:57.600 they watch Ray in the Middle. 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